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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for his neft, I got one for you, Shirley.
You know, you know I want to give us something
for a birthday. I want to give us something nice.
You know what I'm saying. I want to I want
to do that. I want to get us something nice
for a birthday. You know. So, you know you don't
want to make sure you're not getting something somebody else
is getting. Does that make sense to you, right?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You don't want to duplicate gifts.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You don't want to duplicate you know what I'm saying.
So I may as well call her husband and see
what he gets.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You know, I may as well call him.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean me and him.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We might think alike. You know what I'm saying. You
know what I'm saying, don't your money?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know I'm trying to figure out, you know, do
he think? You know, I want to ask him to
do he think? You know, she might like Victor her secret.
You know what I'm saying, you know, just get his
opinion on something. Yeah yeah, yeah, you know the title is, Yeah,
you don't want to duplicate that. You know, you don't
want you want to go and vic a secret and
get something you want to do. You know, you know
you want it to be nice, special, proud. You don't
(01:01):
want somebody else to beat and done the same thing.
This title is your wife's birthday. Your wife's birthday ket
If you would.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Dare. Yeah, what's up, hey,
Darren Man? What's going on? Brother? Uh? My name is
Chris Man. I work with I worked with your wife, Sharon.
I think I think I'm seen you at one of
the one of the gatherings before man, like a happy
hour we had after work or something. I don't know
if you remember me or not.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Now I don't remember you.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, okay, okay, cool. Hey listen man, I know sharon
birthday is coming up, so I wanted to if you
didn't mind, I hope you don't mind me called. I
wanted to reach out and see if you were you know,
what you were getting her for a birthday. I wanted
to make sure you know we're gonna pitch in and
get us something at the job. Will make sure you
know we didn't get you know, you know what you
(01:53):
may have been gonna get it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Kind of like something like a grab bag or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Uh. Uh No, I wasn't gonna hear it with no
grab man. I was just you know, like I said,
we were gonna get something. You know, we haven't really
put our put our all the thoughts to it or
what we're gonna get yet. Want I personally want to
see what you was getting that way. We don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, Well, she likes money, man, you can you know,
uh give us some give us some cash or you know,
Starbucks card or uh something from McDonald something. You know,
it don't have to be too big. She she don't
Uh you don't have to you know, she she's not
that materialistic.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, okay, let me let me let me ask you
this so deep. Uh do you uh you know what
a size is?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Do I know what a size is?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Syre like clothing? You know? Do you know what size
she will?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Uh? Yeah, I know what size she's not. She's my wife.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I think this is kind of like I'm getting a
little bit uncomfortable with this.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Man. What do you do you think? You know? I
make you un comfortable? Brother, Let me ask you this.
Do you think she she would like? Uh? Do she
like stuff from Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
WHOA hold up, man? Stop right there? You talking about what?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No? I, like I said, I want to what what you? Hey?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What's your name again?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Man? My name Chris? Like like I said earlier, my
name Chris.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
How long you been with the company?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I have only been there six months, you know. But
like I said, I think I saw you at one
of the happy y'all I saw maybe you just don't
remember who I am though.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, no, no, man, but you way out of line
talking about her size. And I'm not comfortable with this
at all.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You know, okay, okay, you way out your way out
of line?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Right? But what what? What's what? You didn't answer My
question was what do you think she liked Victoria's Secret?
You want to answer your question?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Keep talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, okay, what's what's what? What? What's the language? Brother?
What's what's her? We brothers?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You know, we ain't no brothers? Fun fool? What do
you get off asking me about my wife's clothes?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh? Okay, okay, all right, okay, talk with her. Okay.
What all I'm saying is is do you think she
gonna like the Victorious Secret? I give her? Hey, man,
just stuck with that. Do you know how long we've
been together?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I know this woman since high school.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Don't come to me with that. Okay, So so I
was just trying to get up. What what what?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
What time do you guys get off? I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I lead off at five thirty, but I was gonna
leave early.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I mean, right, hey, we can talk about this faith
to faith.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hey listen, I'm trying to.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Get listen what I ain't gotta listen to me.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm trying to get shared a pandem Broth said, man, okay, hey,
you ain't buying my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And she wouldn't even accept it anyway. Okay, hey man,
how you get this number? How you get this number?
I know she didn't give you this.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Let me tell you hot there. I got it from
your wife, Sharon, because guess who I am? I am
nephew Toppy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Sharon got
me to prank phone call you what that there? There?
This happened, man, This is nephew tommy brother.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Man, this is some boys, This is some real books.
This is some straight up bulls. Hey man, you ain't
white man. You know you need to stop with people,
you know, because you might get it. You might somebody
might be waiting for you have to work one day. Man,
that's totally wrong. You ever heard of karma? Somebody gonna
(05:55):
play a prank on your one day? Your uncle was right,
somebody's gonna what your It's just amount of time.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh man? All right, all right there, before I get
will you please tell the people what is the baddest
radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Come on, y'all, come on, give it to the net
few this morning. Man, No, I give it to the
few this morning.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I play too much.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't believe you, But then again I do believe you.
Yes you do. That's what you do.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Pass Come on, come on, stupid, don't stop, stupid, don't stop.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yep, stupid, don't stop.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Took a palls a couple of years ago. And I
want to bring this up to y'all August when we
missed it, miss the break of the pard up. Let
me say this August twenty four of y'all that we're
coming up on it. I can't wait for that day.
But that'll be three years cancer free. August twenty fourth,
man is coming. Yeah, look every year now but that's
(07:17):
like a whole nother birthday right there, August twenty fourth,
that's three years from me. Man, Yeah, that's now now
now now, let me let me get to the stupid park.
Week zero Classic, all right, Week zero Classic. That's the
comedy jam. It is going down in Birmingham, Alabama. You
do not want to miss it, all right. It is
at the Buttwell Auditorium. Tickets are on sale right now.
(07:39):
That's Friday, August twenty ninth. It is the jump off
of Labor Day weekend of the Week zero Classic. All right,
so you know who you got playing. You got Valdosta
State versus Clark Atlanta. You got University of West Alabama
versus Fort Valley, and it's all going We got a
double head of baby. That's all in Birmingham. And you
don't want to miss the show. Bill Bellamy in the building.
If you tie me in the building and we got
(07:59):
a spec guess Ms V is in the building. It
is the Week zero Classic Comedy Jam, and tickets are
on sale right now, all right. Stupid be moving around
the country, boy, sometime first class, sometime right behind first class.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
You know that's how I do been on what it
is you like the experience.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Sometime I'm on Southwesley, you know, in the group B.
You know, you know, you don't know how I'm coming
at you, but I'll be coming.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
They have a signed seats now though.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Right they ain't started. Just yeah coming, so coming right now?
You one through thirty, thirty, one through sixty. Yeah, you're
doing that. Why don't line up till we call?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh? Why? No? Group? What? I want that experience? Just
a flight. I'm about to catch another flight. You're listening
Harvey Morning Show.