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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
You never know, it could be yours.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It could be yours, ladies. Jimmy's time for the Strawberry Letter.
My good friend Shirley Strawberry.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you, my good friend Junior subject a near death
experience each time. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm fifty six years
old and I'm dating a forty nine year old man
that I met on the bus. Back when the gas
prices were out of control. I decided to take the
city bus to work. I sat up front after I
noticed the bus driver was handsome and he was not

(00:46):
wearing a wedding ring. We started flirting, and after a
few weeks I had him over for dinner. After a
few more dinners together, we had sex at my place.
After sex, he said he had to get back home
before his wife started tripping. I was a man, and
how casually he told me he was married. He explained
that he's been married since he was twenty and he's

(01:06):
staying for his son because he doesn't want his son to.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Grow up without him.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
This man looked into my eyes as he told me everything,
and I believed him. Since then, I have been having
near death experiences whenever we try to spend time together.
His wife knows about me, and she followed him over
to my house. She's thrown eggs on my car. She
sat outside and blew a horn all night. She's busted
his windshield, and then she started getting physical with me.

(01:35):
She charged at me one day when I was getting
my mail, and I sprained my wrist when I fell.
Another day, I was at the park with my sister
and she threw rocks at us. She threw rocks at us.
She jumped on me as I was leaving the drug store.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
One day.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
She jumped on me as I was leaving the drug
store one day and had to fight her off.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
It was the first fight of my life.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
We can't press charges on her because then everyone will
be in our business. He swears that he is leaving
when his son graduates in the spring, but I might
be seriously hurt by her before then, should I try
to make peace with his wife or should I let
this man go until he decides to divorce her?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
What do you want to lose your life?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I mean, I can't even see why you aren't taking
this more seriously. I just can't see that this woman
is terrorizing you.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Listen to this.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Let this man go right now today, Okay, no questions,
no nothing, Just let him go. He's not worth you
getting jumped on and possibly killed every day.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
He's stringing you along.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
He's never gonna leave her, and if he ever does
leave her, the chances of him getting with you or
slim to none.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I mean, why should he leave her?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
You're giving him everything he needs and wants with nothing
in return. I mean you get injuries, of course from
his wife. I don't think no married man should be
causing you to have near death experiences?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
And this is not funny this man, this woman goes
hard for her man. She's not giving him up without
a fight, as you can clearly see. Uh, and he's
still with her. But who who is going hard for you?
You're not even going hard for yourself in this You're
not you wrote us, Yeah, but you know you got
to get out of this situation. You could really really

(03:29):
get hurt seriously or die. You didn't even say that
he's ever tried to stop his wife from jumping on
you or talk to her about it. I mean, what
does he do when you tell him what happened? I
understand this?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Do you do?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
You want to die?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Because that's what could could could clearly happen here. Please
leave this woman's husband alone. This is not gonna end
well for you. It's not Steve all right.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Let me just jump right on in him. You get
your ass whip. I mean she just pull it in
on your hands. Yeah, this damn near daily. This is
damn near daily, your titler, Your letter is a near
death experience every time you she kicking your hand, she

(04:15):
playing with you? She is not playing with you. And
what do you expect? You cannot be this stupid? You
are fifty six years old? Fifty six? You ain't seen
this movie. I heard of this movie before Fading the Trash.
You ain't seen this seeing line. You ain't seen nothing

(04:38):
in all these movies. You what for indecent proposal? What
you ain't seen none of this? What your noney ass?
Fifty six gas prices. Was how you riding the bus
you noticed the bus driver handsome, it ain't got nowhere
and ring on? You sit up front, start talking to
it now, y'all flirt You noticed he didn't have a

(05:01):
ring on, and he was him you inviting him over
for dinner. After several dinners, y'all now having sex at
your house. Right after sex, this man said he had
to go back home for his.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Wife started tripping.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Your dumb ass, said, I was amazed at how he casual,
how casually he told me he was married.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, what at.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Least he told you? And what was he What was
supposed to be a big build up to it or something?
He figured this as good a time as it it.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
You ain't never asked him before. But if you think
I'm finished spend the night over here, you got to
be out your damn mind. I got to get to
the house, and he said, these are the key words, just.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
A whole letter.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I got to get back home before my wife started tripping.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
He had no hork, he no hu.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
She in this trip. You ain't get the message. He
explained to me.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
He'd been married since he was twenty, and he was
staying for his son because he don't want his son
to grow up without it.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Demand is forty nine.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
They've been married since they was twenty He ca'p been
married twenty nine years.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
How old is boy?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Graduate? Forty nine?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Boy? He graduating in the spring for what college? Watch
he copied twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
This son, I promise you he's staying for his son.
His son probably in college that way, graduating from this spree,
getting a degree in the damn degree.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Hang on, hang on, We'll have part two of today's
Strawberry Letter response from Steve at twenty three minutes after
the hour. The subject is a near death experience each time.
We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is and your death experience each time.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
This nutty ass woman is fifty six years old with
her nutty ass sitting up in here to met this
bus driver because she was taking the city bus because
gas prices got too high. She noticed he was handsome
and they ain't have on no wedding ring. She started
sitting up at the front flirting with it. Flirting got
out of hand. She invited him over for dinner a
few times. After a few dinners, they had sex at

(07:24):
her place. After sex, he said he had to get
back home before his wife started tripping.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Now this whole letter is based on that statement. Right there.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
I got to get out of him before my wife
started tripping. Watering All that was warning right there?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
What did your ass take away was?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I was just amazed at how he casually he told
me he was married. All these talks up at the bus,
all them times y'all was having dinner at the house.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Ain't the marriage ain't never come up?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Old lass, ain't brought up married to another grown ass man?
He one year from being fitted? Marriage ain't never come up?
Have you ever been married? Do you have children? While
you available? How long you been driving the bus? When
the last time you've been in a relationship?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
None of that? Oh you must be out your nutty ass. Mine.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
This man looked in my eyes and told me everything,
and I believe he didn't lie. Since then, I've been
having near death experiences whenever we try to spend time together.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Why his wife knows about me? Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh, you talking about the one to be tripping? His
wife knows about me? And she followed him over to
my house. She'd have threw eggs on my cor she'd
have set out and blew her horn all night. She
busted his windshield and then she started getting physical with me.
He told you I got to go home before my

(08:56):
wife start tripping. Now he's still over. Now he done
guided her tea. You hear what she started getting physical me.
Listen this right here, she charged at me one day
when I was getting my mail.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
What I sprained my arm when I failed?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
This hepper to bull rushed you while your ass was
getting your mail. You turned around and tried to run,
and your ass ain't ran in a while because you
fifty six and you fail, and.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Now you to sprain your damn risks.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I promise you it'll stop that you let you leaving
some stuff out because when you fail, I know didn't
well she stomping.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
I know she.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Because this is the hood girl right here. Ain't no
way you failed, and she went on got back in
the car. You left something out of this hell letter
right here. Another day I was at the park with
my sister and she threw rocks at us.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Good things she can't throw.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Because you had notts all over your damn heads, crazy sauce.
Most women came throw rocks. Y'all are not good rock throwers,
so that's the only thing to save you. But that
half on show was she trying to crack your head
wide overup.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
She threw rocks at him.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Then she jumped on me as I was leaving the
drug stoke one day and I had to fight her off.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
It was the first fight of my life. Oh, you
can't fight.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
You ain't never been in a fight before, and you
fighting somebody that just whooping your ass at will you
at the park here at your house she busted Whinshill.
This halfer got all kind of fighting spirien. She jumping
on you at the mailbox, bull rushing me. She'd have
whooped your ass. Coming out the drug stoke. You just

(10:44):
you can't even get your jelly. You over there trying
to buy some jelly and all this here. She mad
at you because she saw what you was buying at
the county, got the little lubrication and all this here. Yeah, okay,
you get your ass whooped. Now you get your ass whooped.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
You in that jelly.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
You're gonna put your jelly on as you got you
that sad in a minute, she just beating your ass.
Then she come talking about we can't press charges on
it because then everybody be in our business. Everybody saw
her when she jumped on your ass in that mailbox.
Who ain't in your business? Ain't nobody see this ass
whooping at the drugs.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
And mail man? First of all, ain't no nobody see
this here, lady. It's so many people in your business.
Ain't even funny.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
He swears that he's leaving her when his son's graduating
his friend.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
From where what college? And then he say he leaving now.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
He's scared of her. You just told he just old
you she'd be tripping. He not going nowhere? And let
him leave for you. She know where you stay. You're
gonna have to relocate. But I might be seriously hurt
by her before then. Oh yeah, I can tell you
that right now. Oh she will be your ass on site.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
She'd a made up in her body.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Your people say all on site every time she sees
you on site.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
This is a real ass whooping on site. Yep.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Should I try to make peace with his wife? Or
should I let this man go into he decides to divorce.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Her make peace with who? Let's just squit her on that.
What is you finna? Do you finna get you a
white flag? You're finish?

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Go over there waving in front of the house. What
you're gonna do? You're gonna You're gonna write notes from
the drug store. Should I let this man go until
he decides to divorce her? You're fifty six years old.
You can't figure this house. Let me hear you. He's
gonna take some boxing. All I got, get your asser
in the karate class. If you don't get in karate

(12:47):
or boxing, kickboxing something, at least learn how to kick
you got you something? Yeah, I don't get into jujits
so because then you're gonna have to grab her.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
She gonna wear your ass.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
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Speaker 2 (13:08):
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Speaker 1 (13:09):
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