February 2, 2024 • 13 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, My boyfriend is married and we've been together for a year and a half. He calls me his wife two point zero or the new and improved version of his wife. We met when he came in to pay his property taxes. He was so fine that all the women in my office did a double take. I started flirting with him instantly before one of the other girls snagged him. I gave him my number and he came over late that evening........................................
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com.
We could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're going to read this one right here,
right now, and you never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We goute it for what you hear it. This is
a strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you, neph you. Dear Stephen Shirley a subject every
time she calls him, he's over there. I got ahead
of myself. Dear Stephen Shirley. My boyfriend is married and
we've been together for a year and a half. He
calls me his wife two point zero or the new
and improved version of his wife. We met when he
came We met when he came in to pay his
(00:47):
property taxes. He was so fine that all the women
in my office did a double take. I started flirting
with him instantly before one of the other girls snagged him.
I gave him my number and he came over late
that evening. I greeted him in lingerie and I had
cooked oxtails and rice. He kissed me in the mouth
(01:07):
and rubbed my body down. He said he had to
feel all of my curves. He waited weeks to initiate
sex because he said he was scared to fall in
love with me. He asked me to be his girlfriend
right after we made love for the first time. I've
never asked him about his wife, family, or any of
his personal business. I go with whatever he tells me.
(01:29):
I cook for him almost every day, and we have
dinner like we're a married couple. My neighbors know him
and think he lives with me. I wonder if his
wife knows he's not happy every time she calls him
he's over here. He's forty three and I'm twenty seven,
and he said he wants a child before he's fifty.
I would be honored to have his baby, and he's
(01:53):
asked me to get off birth control. I'm completely in
love with him, but I don't want us to start
a family until I know more about his marriage. His
wife would have to accept me and our child into
the family. I would like to find out more about him,
but I don't want to run him off. With lots
of questions, How do I question him without sounding too nosy.
(02:18):
What in a sister wife open marriage side? Pete? What
is going on here? What is going on with you?
Do you hear yourself? How crazy you sound? What married man?
Is that fine? Where he's making you consider being honored
to have his baby and you think his wife will
have to accept you and your child? What? You are delusional? No,
(02:42):
she doesn't. I don't care. If he is telling you
he's not happy. All married men say that. All married
men say that. That's just to get you hooked. And
let me tell you this. If he's that unhappy, don't
you think he would leave her? But this way he
doesn't have to see that's what you that's what's going
on here. This way he doesn't have to leave miss
(03:04):
wife two point zero or the new improved version of
his wife. He doesn't have to do anything. You're doing
everything you said. You go with whatever he tells you,
and not that you care. But how do you think
his wife would feel when she finds out you're pregnant
with her husband's baby? So I say this to you,
if you're so in love and you're in a relationship
(03:25):
with this man, and it's so good and it's so tight?
Why are you afraid to talk to him? These are
simple questions. Are you marry?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What's your what?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
These are simple questions to ask. You're so bold everywhere else,
but you flake when it comes to the reality of
it all. Let this man go back to his wife
or get a divorce, please, Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Lady, you know you kept taking this to a new
level throughout the letter.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I thought I had heard.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
It, but you every paragraph you you uped it to
a new to the point where I was going, oh
my god, this is incredible.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Who are you? Every time she calls him he over here?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, my boyfriend is married and we've been together for
a year and a half. Okay, that ain't nothing new.
I've heard that before. My boyfriend is married and we've
been together year and a half. That's that's a lot
of that. Okay. I got that he calls me his
wife two point zero or the new and improved version
(04:31):
of his wife.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's a little bit new now, that line right there.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I must admit I have know a lot of friends
of mine that's had affairs. I know a lot about
this type of stuff. I've never heard the use of
that before. I've heard it put to like, you know everything,
my wife ain't. But like Shirley said, all men are
not happy when they haven't an affair. All of them
(04:59):
say that. But I'm gonna tell y'all something about men.
A lot of men can be happy at having a
fair It just depends on the thirst level of the man.
If the thirst level is high, it's the sexual threshold
is high, and it ain't getting met. He gonna go
(05:21):
somewhere to get it met. And don't mean he don't
love his wife, He don't want and he don't care
about it. He just off tripping. Now that's a fact.
Y'all might not like that. I'm just giving you facts.
We met when he came in to pay his property taxes.
He was so fine. All the women in my office
did a double take. I started flirting with him instantly
before one of my other girls snagged him. I gave
(05:42):
him my number and he came over later that evening.
He came over that evening, God dumb. Not only was
he fine, I must take my hat off to you,
because something when you give me your number. I'm over
there that evening you flapped out and paid my damn
propping a tax. And that's that's that's a solemn ass
(06:03):
moment in there. Ain't nobody in there, No nobody glad
to pay taxes. You had to be something then too.
I greeted him in lingerie and I had cooked him
oxtails and write what.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That tow me off? Oxtails and rice and lingerie don't
go together. That was a combination. I never had that.
All right, listen, right on, come on, laundry and I'm
smelling oxtails going on in hire.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You're confused?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
All right? That was funny.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We're gonna have part two of your response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters
subject every time she calls him, he's over here. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening Morning show,
all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
All right, now, this letter is crazy, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Like I told you before, as you go through the letter,
it just ups, It just goes up and up and up.
This woman who wrote this letter did not disappoint me.
This is one of the most intriguing letters because it
just elevates as we go. She's got a boyfriend who
is married they've been together year and a half. He'd
have told her that she is his wife two point oh,
(07:21):
anew a better improved version of his wife.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Which don't mean he ain't happy with his wife.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's just you do some things she don't, which gave
you the titler two point oh, don't get it twisted.
We met when he came in to pay his property tax.
He was so fine. All the women in my office
did a double take. I started flirting with him instantly
before one of the other girls snagged. I gave him
my number, and he came over later that evening. Now
(07:49):
let me tell you something. He might have been fine
a girl, all right, now, I got tipped my hat
tea because you gave him the number.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
He was over there that evening, so you obviously fine.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I greeted him in lingerie and I had cooked ox
tails and rice. Now that, like I said before, that's
an odd ass combination lingerie.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I just ox.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Tails in lingerie. It's just it's just I've never seen
that combination before. Cause what I don't want to do
is come over your house and see your fine ass,
and then all of a sudden think I'm over at
my Grandmama house. It just ain't adding h. I don't
know where you got to, y'all don't know where you
got the ox tails and rice from and all this him.
(08:36):
But I'm gonna tell you something threw his ass off
a little bit too though. And y'all I know it
did because I greeted him in lingerie and I had
cooked ourtails in rice. He kissed me in the mouth
and rubbed my body down. He said he had to
feel all my curgs she banged. There ain't no doubt
about it. But all he did was kiss in the mouth.
Because she said he waited weeks initiate sex. Well, that's
(09:02):
easy because see when you came in there with that
large arraye, he thought it was on the crack it.
Then when he smelled the moxtail through, his ass completely off. Yeah,
he had to gather, so you know what the hell
going on? Because he kept waiting on somebody to come
out the back. You know it is Obama Hill or
what's ha? You know who is you cooking for with
his kids? We just happen to have oxtails in the right.
(09:26):
You sitting up there and the neglige. You got a
largerrae on him, and you we got this oxtail juice
splashing it just you know, once you have got some
of that gravy on the front of your lingaride. It
threw him off a little bit anyway. Uh, he waited
weeks to initiate sex because he said he was scared
to fall in love with me. Man, great line, dog,
(09:48):
wonderful line. He asked me to be his girlfriend right
after we made love for the first time. I've never
asked him about his wife, family, any of his personal business.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I go with whatever he tell me. Who is this woman?
And does she have a damn sister? This is amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You mean to tell me I've never asked him about
his white family in his personal business.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I know whatever he tell me.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I cook for him almost every day, and we have
dinner like we are married couple. My neighbors know him.
They think he lived with me. What you see how
this letter just keep ampy. He over that so much
where they think he lived with him. I wonder if
his wife knows that he's not happy. What every time
she calls him? He over here? He forty three, I'm
(10:37):
twenty seven. He said he wants a child, before he fifty.
Hey my hold up though, Hey, this is what a
letter just started turning into. Somebody heard before you seeing
a girl that's twenty seven, you married you forty three.
This curve thing so fine? You done told her you
want a child before you fifty? You fin, dog, I
(11:00):
want a child before I'm fifty. Then she said, I
would be honored to have his baby, and he has
asked me to get off birth control. Okay, now, my net,
I've already asked who is this woman? Now I want
to know who is this man? Because I ain't dog.
You married and you didn't ask your girlfriend to get
(11:23):
off birth control. I don't know if you see that wall.
You heading towards with this wall up that dog, and
you got your foot on the gas pedal. Then she said,
I'm completely in love with him, but I don't want
us to start a family until I know more about
his marriage. But you are willing to start the family
(11:48):
if you could find out more about his other family,
because a marriage is a family.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
His wife this is I told y'all to just keep going.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
His wife would have to accept me and our child
into the family.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
What how you think you think, y'alling? You talk Where
are you writing this letter? From you? What are you talking? Baby?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
What kind of mess is this right here? So anyway
you want to have to start a family tea? You
know more about his marriage? His wife would have to
accept me and our child and to the family. What
the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Somebody finna get killed? I don't know why that.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Ain't in this letter he wrote everything else. His wife
would have to accept me in my childhood. I would
like to find out more about him, but I don't
want to run him off with lots of questions.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
What you ain't asked? Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
See? How do I question him without sounding too nosy? Nosy?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Y'all talking about having a damn baby? He'd have told
you to get off berket. You pretty much ask him
anything at this point.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Give your comments.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Leave your comments on today's letter on Instagram at Steve BRBFM,
and check us out on the Strawberry Letter podcast at
the Free iHeartRadio app where free never sounded so good.
Coming up next Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this,
you're listening Harvey Morning Show
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com.
We could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're going to read this one right here,
right now, and you never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We goute it for what you hear it. This is
a strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you, neph you. Dear Stephen Shirley a subject every
time she calls him, he's over there. I got ahead
of myself. Dear Stephen Shirley. My boyfriend is married and
we've been together for a year and a half. He
calls me his wife two point zero or the new
and improved version of his wife. We met when he
came We met when he came in to pay his
(00:47):
property taxes. He was so fine that all the women
in my office did a double take. I started flirting
with him instantly before one of the other girls snagged him.
I gave him my number and he came over late
that evening. I greeted him in lingerie and I had
cooked oxtails and rice. He kissed me in the mouth
(01:07):
and rubbed my body down. He said he had to
feel all of my curves. He waited weeks to initiate
sex because he said he was scared to fall in
love with me. He asked me to be his girlfriend
right after we made love for the first time. I've
never asked him about his wife, family, or any of
his personal business. I go with whatever he tells me.
(01:29):
I cook for him almost every day, and we have
dinner like we're a married couple. My neighbors know him
and think he lives with me. I wonder if his
wife knows he's not happy every time she calls him
he's over here. He's forty three and I'm twenty seven,
and he said he wants a child before he's fifty.
I would be honored to have his baby, and he's
(01:53):
asked me to get off birth control. I'm completely in
love with him, but I don't want us to start
a family until I know more about his marriage. His
wife would have to accept me and our child into
the family. I would like to find out more about him,
but I don't want to run him off. With lots
of questions, How do I question him without sounding too nosy.
(02:18):
What in a sister wife open marriage side? Pete? What
is going on here? What is going on with you?
Do you hear yourself? How crazy you sound? What married man?
Is that fine? Where he's making you consider being honored
to have his baby and you think his wife will
have to accept you and your child? What? You are delusional? No,
(02:42):
she doesn't. I don't care. If he is telling you
he's not happy. All married men say that. All married
men say that. That's just to get you hooked. And
let me tell you this. If he's that unhappy, don't
you think he would leave her? But this way he
doesn't have to see that's what you that's what's going
on here. This way he doesn't have to leave miss
(03:04):
wife two point zero or the new improved version of
his wife. He doesn't have to do anything. You're doing
everything you said. You go with whatever he tells you,
and not that you care. But how do you think
his wife would feel when she finds out you're pregnant
with her husband's baby? So I say this to you,
if you're so in love and you're in a relationship
(03:25):
with this man, and it's so good and it's so tight?
Why are you afraid to talk to him? These are
simple questions. Are you marry?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What's your what?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
These are simple questions to ask. You're so bold everywhere else,
but you flake when it comes to the reality of
it all. Let this man go back to his wife
or get a divorce, please, Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Lady, you know you kept taking this to a new
level throughout the letter.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I thought I had heard.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
It, but you every paragraph you you uped it to
a new to the point where I was going, oh
my god, this is incredible.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Who are you? Every time she calls him he over here?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, my boyfriend is married and we've been together for
a year and a half. Okay, that ain't nothing new.
I've heard that before. My boyfriend is married and we've
been together year and a half. That's that's a lot
of that. Okay. I got that he calls me his
wife two point zero or the new and improved version
(04:31):
of his wife.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's a little bit new now, that line right there.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I must admit I have know a lot of friends
of mine that's had affairs. I know a lot about
this type of stuff. I've never heard the use of
that before. I've heard it put to like, you know everything,
my wife ain't. But like Shirley said, all men are
not happy when they haven't an affair. All of them
(04:59):
say that. But I'm gonna tell y'all something about men.
A lot of men can be happy at having a
fair It just depends on the thirst level of the man.
If the thirst level is high, it's the sexual threshold
is high, and it ain't getting met. He gonna go
(05:21):
somewhere to get it met. And don't mean he don't
love his wife, He don't want and he don't care
about it. He just off tripping. Now that's a fact.
Y'all might not like that. I'm just giving you facts.
We met when he came in to pay his property taxes.
He was so fine. All the women in my office
did a double take. I started flirting with him instantly
before one of my other girls snagged him. I gave
(05:42):
him my number and he came over later that evening.
He came over that evening, God dumb. Not only was
he fine, I must take my hat off to you,
because something when you give me your number. I'm over
there that evening you flapped out and paid my damn
propping a tax. And that's that's that's a solemn ass
(06:03):
moment in there. Ain't nobody in there, No nobody glad
to pay taxes. You had to be something then too.
I greeted him in lingerie and I had cooked him
oxtails and write what.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That tow me off? Oxtails and rice and lingerie don't
go together. That was a combination. I never had that.
All right, listen, right on, come on, laundry and I'm
smelling oxtails going on in hire.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You're confused?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
All right? That was funny.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We're gonna have part two of your response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters
subject every time she calls him, he's over here. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening Morning show,
all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
All right, now, this letter is crazy, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Like I told you before, as you go through the letter,
it just ups, It just goes up and up and up.
This woman who wrote this letter did not disappoint me.
This is one of the most intriguing letters because it
just elevates as we go. She's got a boyfriend who
is married they've been together year and a half. He'd
have told her that she is his wife two point oh,
(07:21):
anew a better improved version of his wife.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Which don't mean he ain't happy with his wife.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's just you do some things she don't, which gave
you the titler two point oh, don't get it twisted.
We met when he came in to pay his property tax.
He was so fine. All the women in my office
did a double take. I started flirting with him instantly
before one of the other girls snagged. I gave him
my number, and he came over later that evening. Now
(07:49):
let me tell you something. He might have been fine
a girl, all right, now, I got tipped my hat
tea because you gave him the number.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
He was over there that evening, so you obviously fine.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I greeted him in lingerie and I had cooked ox
tails and rice. Now that, like I said before, that's
an odd ass combination lingerie.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I just ox.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Tails in lingerie. It's just it's just I've never seen
that combination before. Cause what I don't want to do
is come over your house and see your fine ass,
and then all of a sudden think I'm over at
my Grandmama house. It just ain't adding h. I don't
know where you got to, y'all don't know where you
got the ox tails and rice from and all this him.
(08:36):
But I'm gonna tell you something threw his ass off
a little bit too though. And y'all I know it
did because I greeted him in lingerie and I had
cooked ourtails in rice. He kissed me in the mouth
and rubbed my body down. He said he had to
feel all my curgs she banged. There ain't no doubt
about it. But all he did was kiss in the mouth.
Because she said he waited weeks initiate sex. Well, that's
(09:02):
easy because see when you came in there with that
large arraye, he thought it was on the crack it.
Then when he smelled the moxtail through, his ass completely off. Yeah,
he had to gather, so you know what the hell
going on? Because he kept waiting on somebody to come
out the back. You know it is Obama Hill or
what's ha? You know who is you cooking for with
his kids? We just happen to have oxtails in the right.
(09:26):
You sitting up there and the neglige. You got a
largerrae on him, and you we got this oxtail juice
splashing it just you know, once you have got some
of that gravy on the front of your lingaride. It
threw him off a little bit anyway. Uh, he waited
weeks to initiate sex because he said he was scared
to fall in love with me. Man, great line, dog,
(09:48):
wonderful line. He asked me to be his girlfriend right
after we made love for the first time. I've never
asked him about his wife, family, any of his personal business.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I go with whatever he tell me. Who is this woman?
And does she have a damn sister? This is amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You mean to tell me I've never asked him about
his white family in his personal business.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I know whatever he tell me.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I cook for him almost every day, and we have
dinner like we are married couple. My neighbors know him.
They think he lived with me. What you see how
this letter just keep ampy. He over that so much
where they think he lived with him. I wonder if
his wife knows that he's not happy. What every time
she calls him? He over here? He forty three, I'm
(10:37):
twenty seven. He said he wants a child, before he fifty.
Hey my hold up though, Hey, this is what a
letter just started turning into. Somebody heard before you seeing
a girl that's twenty seven, you married you forty three.
This curve thing so fine? You done told her you
want a child before you fifty? You fin, dog, I
(11:00):
want a child before I'm fifty. Then she said, I
would be honored to have his baby, and he has
asked me to get off birth control. Okay, now, my net,
I've already asked who is this woman? Now I want
to know who is this man? Because I ain't dog.
You married and you didn't ask your girlfriend to get
(11:23):
off birth control. I don't know if you see that wall.
You heading towards with this wall up that dog, and
you got your foot on the gas pedal. Then she said,
I'm completely in love with him, but I don't want
us to start a family until I know more about
his marriage. But you are willing to start the family
(11:48):
if you could find out more about his other family,
because a marriage is a family.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
His wife this is I told y'all to just keep going.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
His wife would have to accept me and our child
into the family.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
What how you think you think, y'alling? You talk Where
are you writing this letter? From you? What are you talking? Baby?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
What kind of mess is this right here? So anyway
you want to have to start a family tea? You
know more about his marriage? His wife would have to
accept me and our child and to the family. What
the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Somebody finna get killed? I don't know why that.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Ain't in this letter he wrote everything else. His wife
would have to accept me in my childhood. I would
like to find out more about him, but I don't
want to run him off with lots of questions.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
What you ain't asked? Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
See? How do I question him without sounding too nosy? Nosy?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Y'all talking about having a damn baby? He'd have told
you to get off berket. You pretty much ask him
anything at this point.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Give your comments.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Leave your comments on today's letter on Instagram at Steve BRBFM,
and check us out on the Strawberry Letter podcast at
the Free iHeartRadio app where free never sounded so good.
Coming up next Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this,
you're listening Harvey Morning Show
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.