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He needs new underwear is the subject. Okay, he needs
new underwear. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband is very particular
about all of his things. He had a professional organizer
coming to his side of the closet and I had
to have a tantrum to get him to pay to
get my closet done. I'm so glad we have separate
closets because with my busy schedule and a newborn, I
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don't have time to keep my closet neat like his.
My husband has a shopping addiction too. When he goes
to with his boys, he needs a new shirt or
a new jogging suit or new dress pants. I have
asked him a million times if he's really going to
hang with his friends because he is dressed so nicely.
He has a thing about his underwear too. There is
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only one designer that he will wear, and they're expensive.
They are made of buttery soft, of a buttery soft
blend of silk, and I wear the panties by the
same designer. I have given him the underwear as a gift,
but every time I turn around, he's buying more. I
wash and fold all of his clothes, and I've noticed
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that his underwear goes missing. If I ask him about
the underwear, he gets defensive and ask why I'm taking
inventory of his underwear. It's what a wife does, and
I do it with my children's clothes too. If things
are tattered, I throw them away and buy them some
new ones. But my husband cannot tell me why his
underwear keeps disappearing. He lied and said they shrink or
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they nip when I wash them, they rip when I
wash them. As much as he pays for his underwear,
they should last fifty years before they shrink or tear up.
He just asked me the other day to order him
six more T shirts. And six pair of underwear. If
he was cheating or leaving his underwear at someone else's house,
why would he ask me to order him more? Can
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you tell me how his underwear keeps disappearing because he can't? Okay, honestly,
I don't know why his underwear is missing. I really don't.
I can't answer you. The only thing I can think
of is that he is leaving them somewhere. We all
lose things. Yeah, we lose our keys, we lose our wallets,
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we lose our socks in the laundry, etc. But very
seldom do we lose our underwear. Very very seldom do
we do that. First of all, the underwear has to
be off of our bodies to actually lose them, So
it does make you think he's leaving them somewhere, at
another woman's house or something. Okay, why else would he
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get so defensive when you ask about them? You deserve answers,
And of course they shouldn't tear up so easily if
they're that expensive. I love how he tried to blame
you and say you damage them when you wash them.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
None of this.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What he's talking about is adding up a lot of wives.
Monitor they wash, they take care of and buy their
husband's underwear so he can lose the attitude. I say,
stop buying new ones until he tells you the truth
about what's really going on with his missing and dwindling underwear.
There's definitely more to this story. Somebody's lying and it's him, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Is he The three things that could possibly be happening
because I've been on that side where I've been coming
up short with my draws. Okay, I've been to them myself.
First is one. There's a possibility that your husband is
a stripple and you don't know that, know, because I
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mean that happens. I'm like, like, I mean I had
my spell. I did a year, so what I mean,
I don't There's certain things I don't want to discuss,
but I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I did a year, okay. And you know what name?
You heard me? What was your strippers name?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Strime me stripper timing, scrimey. So you know people tag
your drawers off. You know, I used to get my
draw to all the time, and I mean that happens.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That happens.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So that's a possibility that that's what's going on. Your
husband could possibly be a stripper and women do that,
but they just you know, they get carried away when
they go see these men stripping, they tatty draws off.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I mean, it happens all the time. So that's one thing.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Speaking from experience, I'm speaking from experience, Okay. And then
and then, y'all, y'all, that's just something y'all didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Know about me.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I used to Okay, let's get past that part. Just
get past it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, we need a minute, get past it.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Well, I'm trying to quit digitalizing me, because that's what
y'all trying to do is vigitalize. Stop, it's not what
you're doing. Okay. Now here's the second thing. And I
used to do this too. It's possible that he is
a magician and he making his draws disappear.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I used to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I could make you I did a year.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I did a year, okay, and I would I would
make my draws disappear. You know what I'm saying. It happens, right,
and you know I could pull a little rabbit out
the hat and all that. But my closing was when
I made my draw disappear. It was just amazing. That
was my that was my Yeah, that was my clothing.
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Now late, I want you to listen to me. So
those two things could happen or this last one. And
I hate to say it, but because I don't want
to nobody to take my idea. But it's it's possible
that he is making a draws quilt. That's what he
could possibly be doing, is making a draws quilt.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Quilted draws.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I mean, it's just it's a beautiful thing when you
have just patches and patches of drawls.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Quip, this quilted draws.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, and that, and you're talking about this is nice
fabric and all this nice and soft quilted draws. I
mean it's one of those three. Don't don't don't get
so excited about it. Oh, I have a I have
a quilted drawls I have all.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Right, we're gonna have part two of the Strawberry Letter
coming up.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
We gotta hear from Junior. You don't want you don't
want hear from me.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I probably don't want to make twenty three minutes after
the our Today's Strawberry Letter subject he needs new underwear.
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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recap the Strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
We gotta do this subject.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
He needs new underwear now. This was written by a
woman whose husband, she says, is very particular about all
of his things. He had a professional organizer come in
and do his closet, all of this. He likes when
he goes out with his friends, he has to have
new clothes, new dress pants, new jogging suits, you know,
all of this, new shirts, all of that. When he
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hangs out with this boy, and you know, she's getting
a little suspicious because why does he have to dress
so nicely just to hang out with the boys. And
the one thing that's really getting to her is that
his underwear seems to be disappearing, and he wears very
expensive underwear. She knows because she wears her underwear from this.
She buys her underwear from the same designer, but they
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keep coming up short, they keep missing, and he keeps
asking her to buy him new underwear. And she's getting
worried because, you know, as the woman of the house,
she kind of monitors, you know, and make sure they're okay,
not tattered and all of that, and if they need
new when she replaces them. But he's asking her much
too frequently because they're expensive, and she wants to know.
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He tried to blame it on her. He said he
didn't know. He got an attitude when she asked him.
He said, well, maybe you wash it. You know, when
you wash him, they rip and all of that. So
she wants to know if he's cheating or leaving his
underwear at someone else's house, and why does he keep
asking her to order him more, you know, I said, yeah,
he could be very well be cheating leaving them someplace else.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Strawmy also known as Tommy, said that it could be
one of Tommy, that's what that stands for.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Strawmi.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
He could be a stripper, a magician, or making an.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Underwear quilto quilted draws that is.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
And then now it's starting done to hear from junior
what you got Junior?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
First of all, Uh, yeah, dogs, see, you know, I
got draws I've had, you know, for a very long time.
They get washed and I put them back in the drawer,
and you know, but it's the type of draws I
have probably uh you know.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
First of all, uh, what draws are made of? Buttery
soft blend of silk. I don't know them buttery buttery.
I don't even know what draws these is. Now here's
what the other problem I have too, shar my wife
and I cannot have both buttery silk designer.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I don't want to have the same draws on that
my wife has on in the same texture because I
can't feel like the man of the house. But now,
now let me tell you something. Now, I don't care
where they missing. That that ain't got to do with
my pride. Is I'm a man, okay, and being a man,
I may have to fight at any moment. Now I
realized this, I cannot win the fight.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Fit in buttery can't bothering you.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Okay, I can't win, you know, see he ain't underwear.
We're talking about draws, these draws shirting.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I say, I.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Don't want no buttery silk soft blend of buttery, because
if I'm swinging and I'm fighting, I can slip out
my pants. Now I'm out here, not out here with
my pain now because my draws is buttery silk and
I'm fighting. Boy now now I didn't even know it
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because I got a buttery silk blar now now now
about losing the fight. They laughing at me. I can't
do it, you see. Uh, that's why I like fruit
of the loot. Let's just go ahead and get a job.
But Buttery, they when you look at them, when you
look at the commercial of fruit, look, the fruits was fighting.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
See that's the one. That's why I bought them, because
they fight.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
The fruit. The grapes was fighting. Everybody saw this. The apple,
the apple was fighting. You know, everybody knew that. That's
why I got them. They spoke to me, buttery soft
silkle blearing me and my wife got the same draws on.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
They don't speak to me.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
I can't tell her to go make me some coffee,
and she got the same buttery silk on I got.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Can't force her to make dinner.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
She got the same buttery soft silk on I got.
Now I'm in the kitchen cooking because we got the
same buttery silk softness buttery.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Now you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
What it disappearing to forget that we don't know where
they're going. But I know that we we cannot, we
cannot have the coexistence if I can't tell you, you know,
I try to, you know, I try to pull her
stuff and do this stuff and do this all tuckle
with her, and then she do it to me too.
And I'm not winning. I'm demasculated. Nobody wants buttery silk.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
As a man.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I'll tell you right now, Pull our whole, Pull our.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Whole, a network, pull everybody and say hey, man, do
you want butter and silk? Draw and it's probably gonna
come back two percent because take just pull up. Yeah,
he the only one that want buttery silk. I guarantee
that's it.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
And we're talking about Frand though I kind of want
to put them on, I'd like to know the brain
I never had.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I gotta fight. I got it to much.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I'm fighting the world right now and then then the
whole world for I got buttery silk draws on nobody respect.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
But know what kind of draws you got.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It ain't just butteryilk. It's a buttery silk bleaning.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Well. I see it on Amazon, buttery soft underwear, Amazon
Shop Men's Fashion. How much is it if they if
they more than ten thouars a pack, I'm not buying them.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I'm staying where I'm at. Oh, but.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
This one, you're staying where youngest one, your old school,
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with his not buttery silk underwear and sports talk.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Right out to mechanics on their backs with buttery silk.
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