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He needs new underwear is the subject. Okay, he needs
new underwear. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband is very particular
about all of his things. He had a professional organizer
come and do his side of the closet and I
had to have a tantrum to get him to pay
to get my closet done. I'm so glad we have
separate closets because with my busy schedule and a newborn,
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I don't have time to keep my closet neat like his.
My husband has a shopping addiction too. When he goes
to hang with his boys, he needs a new shirt
or a new jogging suit or new dress pants. I
have asked him a million times if he's really going
to hang with his friends, because he is dressed so nicely.
He has a thing about his underwear too. There is
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only one designer that he will wear, and they're expensive.
They are made of buttery soft, of a buttery soft
blend of silk, and I wear the panties by the
same designer. I have given him the underwear as a gift,
but every time I turn around, he's buying more. I
wash and fold all of his clothes, and I've noticed
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that his underwear goes missing. If I ask him about
the underwear, he gets defensive and asks why I'm taking
inventory of his underwear. It's what a wife does, and
I do it with my children's clothes too. If things
are tattered, I throw them away and buy them some
new ones. But my husband cannot tell me why his
underwear keeps disappearing. He lied and said they shrink or
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they nip when I wash them, they rip when I
wash them. As much as he pays for his underwear,
they should last fifty years before they shrink or tear up.
He just asked me the other day to order him
six more t shirts and six pair of underwear. If
he was cheating or leaving his underwear at someone else's house,
why would he ask me to order him more? Can
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you tell me how his underwear keeps disappearing because he can't? Okay, honestly,
I don't know why his underwear is missing.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I really don't. I can't answer you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
The only thing I can think of is that he
is leaving them somewhere. We all lose things. Yeah, we
lose our keys, we lose our wallets, we lose our
socks in the laundry, etc. But very seldom do we
lose our underwear. Very very seldom do we do that.
First of all, the underwear has to be off of
our bodies to actually lose them, So it does make
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you think he's leaving them somewhere, like at another woman's
house or something. Okay, why else would he get so
defensive when you ask about them? You deserve answers, And
of course they shouldn't tear up so easily if they're
that expensive. I love how he tried to blame you
and say you damage them when you wash them. None
of this, what he's talking about is adding up a
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lot of wives monitor they wash, they take care of,
and buy their husband's underwear so he can lose the attitude.
I say, stop buying new ones until he tells you
the truth about what's really going on with his missing
and dwindling underwear. There's definitely more to this story. Somebody's
lying and it's him, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Is he The three things that could possibly be happening
because I've been on that side where I've been coming
up short with my draws. Okay, I've been there myself.
First is one, there's a possibility that your husband is
a stripple and you don't know that, you know, because
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I mean that happens. I'm like, like, I mean I
had my spell. I did a year, So what what
I mean? I don't There's certain things I don't want
to discuss, but I mean I did a year, okay.
And and you know you heard me.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
What was your stripper's name?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Strimey, stripper timing Strimey. So you know people tell your
draws off. You know, I used to get my draws
to all the time, and I mean that happens. That happens.
So that's a possibility that that's what's going on. Your
husband could possibly be a stripper, and women do that
when they just you know, they get carried away when
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they go see these men stripping, they tatty draws off.
I mean it happens oft times. So that's one.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Thing, speaking from experience.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I'm speaking from experience, Okay. And then and then y'all,
I mean, y'all didn't That's just something y'all didn't know
about me. I used to strip. Okay, let's get past
that part. Just get past it.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Okay, we need a minute, get past it.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well, first I want you to u vigitalizing me, because
that's what y'all trying to do, is stop. It's not
what you're doing. Okay. Now here's the second thing. And
I used to do this too. It's possible that he
is a magician and he making his draws disappear. You
know what I'm saying. I used to do that. I
could make you I did a year. I did a year, okay,
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and I would I would make my draws disappear. You
know what I'm saying. It happens, right, and you know
I could pull the rabbit out the hat and all that.
But my closing was when I made my draw disappear.
It was just amazing. That was my That was my Yeah,
that was my clothing. Now late, I want you to
listen to me, so those two things can happen or
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this last one. And I hate to say it, but
because I don't want nobody to take my idea, but
it's it's possible that he is making a draws quilt.
That's what he could possibly be doing, is making a
draws quilt. Quilted draws. I mean, it's just it's a
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beautiful thing when you have just patches and patches of
drawls quipped this quilted draws. Yeah, and that and you're
talking about this is nice fabric and all this nice
and soft quilted draws. I mean it's one of those three.
Don't don't don't get so excited about it. Oh that's
I have a I have a quilted drawls I have.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
All right, we're gonna have part two of the Strawberry
Letter coming up.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
We got to hear from Junior.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You don't want you don't hear from me. I probably don't.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Make twenty three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry Letter
subject he needs new underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
We'll get back into it right after this you're listening
Morning show.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
All right, it is time now to recap the Strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
We got to this subject he needs a new underwear. Now.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
This was written by a woman whose husband, she says,
is very particular about all of his things. He had
a professional organizer come in and do his closet all
of this. He likes when he goes out with his friends,
he has to have new clothes, new dress pants, new
jogging suits, you know, all of this, new shirts, all
of that when he hangs out with his boys. And
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you know, she's getting a little suspicious because why does
he have to dress so nicely just to hang out
with the boys. And the one thing that's really getting
to her is that his underwear seems to be disappearing,
and he wears very expensive underwear. She knows because she
wears her underwear from this. She buys her underwear from
the same designer. But they keep coming up short, they
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keep missing, and he keeps asking her to buy him
new underwear. And she's getting worried because, you know, as
the woman of the house, she kind of monitors, you know,
and makes sure they're okay, not tattered and all of that,
and if they need new when she replaces them. But
he's asking her much too frequently because they're expensive, and
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she wants to know. He tried to blame it on her.
He said he didn't know. He got an attitude when
she asked him. He said, well, maybe you wash them.
You know, when you wash him, they rip and all
of that. So she wants to know if he's cheating
or leaving his underwear at someone else's house, and why
does he keep asking her to order him more, you know,
I said, yeah, he could be very well be cheating
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leaving them someplace else.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Strawmy also known as Tommy, said that it could be
one of.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Tommy. That's what that stands for, Strawmi.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
He can be a stripper, a magician, or making an
underwear will quilt.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And then now it's starting time to hear from Junior.
What you got Junior?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
First of all, yeah, don't see you know, I got drawn.
I've had, you know, for a very long time. They
get washed and I put them back in the drawer,
and you know, but it's the type of draws I
have problems with.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You know. Uh.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
First of all, Uh, what draws are made of? Buttery
soft blend of silk. I don't know them. Buttery, I
don't even know what draws these is. Now here's what
the other problem I have to Shirley my wife and
I cannot have both buttery silk designer.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I don't want to have the same draws on that
my wife has on in the same texture because I
can't feel like the man of the house.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
But father.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Now, now, let me tell you something. Now, I don't
care what they missing that that has gotten to do
with it. My problem is I'm a man, okay, and
being a man, I may have to fight at any moment.
Now I realized this. I cannot win. To fight fill
in buttery bothering you?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, I can't win.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
You know, see this ain't underwear. Were talking about draws,
these draws. Sure say, I don't want no buttery silk
soft blend of buttering because if I'm swinging and I'm fighting,
I can slip out my pants. Now I'm out here,
not out here with my paint now because my draws
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is buttery silk and I'm fighting.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Boy.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Now, now, I didn't even know it because I got
a buttery silk blind now now, now, about losing the fight.
They laughing at me.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
See, uh, that's why I like fruit.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Of the lout.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Let's just go ahead and get him a butter. But
they when you look at them, when you look at
the commercial of fruit, look, the fruits was fighting. See
that's the water. That's why I bought them, because they fight.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
The fruit.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
The grapes was fighting.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Everybody saw this.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
The apple.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
The apple was fighting. You know, everybody knew that. That's
why I got them. They spoke to me. Buttery soft
silkle blend. Me and my wife got the same draws off.
They don't speak to me. I can't tell her to
go make me some coffee, and she got the same
buttery silk on I got. It, can't force her to
make dinner. She got the same buttery soft silk on
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I got. Now I'm in the kitchen cooking because we
got the same buttery silk softness butter.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Now you're talking about what he disappeared.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
To forget that.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We don't know where they're going.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But I know that we cannot we cannot have the
coexistence if I can't tell you, you know, I try
to you know, I try to pull her stuff and
do this stuff and do this all tuckle with her,
and then she do it to me too, and I'm
not winning. I'm demasculated. Nobody wants buttery silk uh huh
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as a man, I'll tell you right now. Pull our
whole pull, our whole, a network pull everybody say hey, man,
do you want buttery silk draw And it's probably gonna
come back two percent? Oh because Pa just pull up. Yeah,
he the only one that want buttery silk. I guarantee
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that's it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
And we're talking about frand though I kind of want
to put them on, I'd like to know the brain
I never I never have, but I gotta fight. I
got it too much.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm fighting the world right now. And then then the
whole world. I got buttery silk draws on.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Nobody respect know what kind of draws you got.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Matter of fact, it ain't just buttery. It's a buttery
silk blend. Well.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I see it on Amazon, buttery soft underwear, Amazon Shop
Men's fash Ship.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
How much is it?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I know?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
If they if they more than ten thouars a pack,
I'm not buying them. I'm staying where I'm at.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Oh, butter, this one.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I'm staying where Youngest one your old school?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
All right?
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