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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's time for the Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Thank you Steve. Wow, you introduced me. Thank you. Hey.
Before we get to this letter and the subject and everything,
just want to warn you if you have small children
listening everything, you don't want to hear this one. Okay,
just put it like that, turn the kids away, all right.
Subject He says his fantasies are normal. Dear Stephen Shirley,
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My husband and I have been married for almost six
years and he's my best friend. We are inseparable and
we have not spent one night apart since we got married.
Our sex life is really good, and occasionally we'll have
a third party come in and join us in the bed.
Like to film home movies of us walking around naked
in our home, and we also record our sex capades
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and we enjoy watching our home movies. The only problem
I'm having is that he is insatiable. Nothing we do
can satisfy him. It's like he's always trying to top
our last experience we role play, and his fantasy's gotten
bizarre lately, so I need your help. He likes watching
videos of people having sex wearing animal costumes, and he
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has videos of various animals having sex with each other.
He watches porn for hours, and he said it's what's
got him through the pandemic. We're also usually naked around
the house, but lately I've worn a robe because he
likes to have me lie on the couch so he
can eat his food off my chest and stomach. It's
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a turnoff, but I want to keep him happy. He
has a few celebrity crushes, and he's called me by
their name more than a few times during sex when
I when I tried calling him try to get through this.
When I tried calling him Steve Harvey during sex, he
didn't like it one bit.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yes, all right, I'm gonna try to get through this again.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
He has a few He has a few celebrity crushes,
and he's called me by their name more than a
few times during sex. When I tried calling him Steve
Harvey during sex. He didn't like it one bit.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Nasty stuff. Y'all got going take my name out your
damn letter.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Things are getting out of hand, and I told him
a lot of his fantasies are not normal. He said,
I can't switch things up on him, depriving him of
happiness in the bedroom. I'm warning he might cheat on
me if I don't continue to play along. Can you
please give me some tips on how to transition into
a normal sex life. I want children, so it's time
for us to have a normal household. Please help me
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out time with Steve. Don't be bringing his name into
this because this is just nasty. And the thing is,
you know, he doesn't want you to switch things up
on him, and he's right in a sense that it's
really hard to stop doing this kind of stuff once
you've started. And you guys are doing a lot of
crazy mess. Your husband really is doing the most. It's
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too much. He's all over the place. You guys are
having threesomes. You guys are looking at people with animal
costumes on, and then you're you're looking at animals doing it.
You know, I guess that really is what insatiable means.
I mean, nothing can satisfy your husband, mister freaky freak.
Come on, regular sex doesn't get the job done anymore.
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He needs help, That's what I think. Seriously, you wrote us,
but I think he needs some serious help, like, you know,
a sex edition therapist or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
He's got to do some work here.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I mean, there's no way you can keep up with
all this going on, and I think it's only natural
that you're thinking about normal things now. You can't bring
a baby into this mess. The problem will be convincing
him these you know, the stuff has gotta change. He's
probably gonna just want to keep doing it in the bedroom. No,
you're getting over this, you're growing up, you're maturing, you're changing,
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And until then I would just wait, wait, wait, wait
to try and have children if you guys are even
still together, because you want to stop and he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Steve.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
First of all, this is foolishness right here. This whole
letter is stupid from top to bottom. It's not a
redeeming moment in this letter. It's nothing I really even
care about. I'm gonna just tell you flat out before
we can start this here. I'm gonna read the letter
and ask it but I ain't got no help for you, right.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't know what you're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I really don't, because from the beginning of the letter,
all this is both y'all's fault. All it is, y'all
bought this foolishness on yourself. My husband and I've been
married for almost six years. He's my best friend. We
are inseparable, and we've not spent one night apart since
we got married. Okay, oh okay. Our sex life is
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really good, and occasionally we have a third party come
and join us in the bed right there, right there,
that's the beginning of the end. This don't ever work out.
I've never heard it working out for anybody. Once you
introduce a third party into your marriage, it usually don't
work out. And it ain't even gotta be sex. If
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you keep introducing a third party into your marriage, it's
gonna interfere with the marriage. But y'all, inn brought everybody
into the bedroom. Y'all like filming home movies of us
walking around naked. We record our sexcapades. We enjoy watching
movies at our own home movie. She say, the only
problem I'm having is that he's insatial. That's not your
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only problem. But okay, nothing we do can't satisfy him.
It's like he's always trying to top our last experience.
He can't top it without you we role playing. His
fantasies have gotten bizarre lately, so I need your help.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Not right here?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You know, we tell jokes about monkeys and all this
his stuff. But you just said his fantasies have gotten
bizarre lately, and I need your help.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What is me and Shery Finn to do?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Jokes about having a monkey in the room and a
spam and a loved mint, but that's all.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't know what to tell you. We come back tough.
I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
A Part two of your response is coming up at
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he says his fantasy is are normal. We'll get back
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Speaker 1 (07:29):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's crazy strawberry letter.
The subject he says his fantasies are normal, and please.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Be nothing normal about this letter. His fantasy is no normally.
Y'all been together six years year in separal of your
best friend. Sex life is really good, and occasionally we
have a third party coming join us in the bed
right out to dribble. Can I tell you that ain't normal.
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I'm just sharing this with you. That's really not normal.
That's really not how it works. We like to film
whole movies us walking around in our home naked.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's not normal. That ain't normal.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
We also record our sex coapades and we enjoy watching
our own home movies. I know people do that, but
once again, that ain't normal. The only problem I'm having
is that he's insatiable. Nothing we do can satisfy him.
Is like he's always trying to top our last experience
we role playing. His fantasies have gotten bizarre lately, so
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I need your help. His fantasies have gotten bizarre lately. Well,
I don't know how you think we're gonna help, but
let's see what you're talking about. He likes watching videos
of people having sex wearing animal costumes. That's not normal,
and he has videos of various animals having sex with
each other. Let me tell you something, y'all sick. These
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ain't fantasies. This is a sickness watching animals. Are you
kidding me?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
What's that? I don't even understand.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Your man is sick and you sick for sitting there
going along with this. He watches Pawn for hours, and
he says that's what got him through the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Are we still in the pandemic?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I don't know if you notice or not, but it's
still a pandemic going on that we may not be
on lockdown like we used to be, but that's not
what's what's so this is still going on.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I take it right now.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
We're usually naked around the house, but lately I've worn
a roll because he likes to have me lie on
the couch so he can eat his food off my
chest and stomach. It's a turnoff, but I want to
keep him happy. How wait a minute, what spaghetti off
your chest? How big is your breast spaghetti? How is
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you keeping this spaghetti on your chest? I'm not understanding that.
Who got a bowl of soup on your stomach?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What is he doing? How big is your belly button?
What is we doing right here?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Who the hell can cut a piece of meat loaf
on your damn stomach?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I'm not understanding this right here?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
How strong of a woman over you? He the lady's
hot their French fries on you and you're just snacking.
I'm not understanding this right here. These eggs as hot
as hell. He done flip them over here. He's cooking
on you to I don't even know what's going on
right here. I'm just trying to think of these foods
that you got in there laying on your something. He
just got Chinese food just on your stomach. What did
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y'all in here doing?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeahs a turn off. This food is hot.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He has a few celebrity crutches, and he's called me
by their names more than a few times doing sex.
When I tried to call him Steve Harvey doing sex,
he didn't like.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
That one bit. I know what that right, knowing that
because I.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Don't want in this letter right here, I'm really I
don't really want to be on Take me out your
crush list? Why is I'm on the crush list? It's
too crazy, especially I'm not following these animals. I'm just
telling you that right now. They got to mention my
name before these damn animals out of accepted a lot
better to Boshington watched the animals, and then he gonna
bring up Steve damn name and the damn letter das
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where we draw the line. And I ain't gonna follow
all these monkeys and koala bears and all this here,
all these sloths in here having sex, and you gonna
bring me up all.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Right here we go.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Things are getting out of hand. And I told him
a lot of his fantasies are not normal. He said,
I can't switch things up on him, depriving him of
his happiness in the bedroom. I'm worried he might cheat
on me if I don't continue to play along that
you're worry you need to be worried about this next
plate that shouldn't be on your damn what you do?
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That said, I'll be damn concerned. I don't know what
is he finna lay on my breast this week right here.
But I'm gonna have this right here. But I don't
know what he in there fixing this pizza for? You
know that pizza too damn hot to come in here,
lay across me.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Like this cat should have been here, gonna eat this
catfish off my chest? You better.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't like catfish up on me like this here,
but that's what you can you. Please give me some
tips on how to transition into a normal sex life.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
No, I can't.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I want children, so it's time for us to have
a normal household.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Please help me out, lady. Ain't nothing fitna.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Be normal with this dude, y'all not finna have no
normal household. And I got two women on the show
who'll tell you this right now. If you do have
a baby, you ain't gonna have to worry about this, no, mom,
because that baby fitting to cut all that out. You
ain't gonna have time to do none of this. And
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y'all don't need children y'all don't even need to stay together.
And I don't even know why you want this man
right here. You never mentioned how much you love him.
It's crazy everybody going to Holly watching all these monkeys
and ate snakes and here having sex on your TV,
eating all this damn stupid ass food. Right he can
set up here and got this yello on you. Now
you don't know what to do. He keeps put scraping
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your stomach, trying to get all the yello into this
spoon right here, tapping.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I don't want no Tappy Oak on my Damn.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
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Speaker 2 (13:39):
Cutting the chidlers up on me. I'm just gonna tell
you that much.
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