How Often Should You Get A Massage

Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 30-year old man and I love working out. I started a new, very intense workout routine last month and my trainer suggested I get a good deep tissue massage to get out the kinks. So, I scheduled a 90-minute deep tissue massage with a massage therapist. It’s an in-home massage service that came highly recommended by my trainer. A day later, a female therapist showed up at my house and I was surprised at how beautiful and in shape she was..............

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here.
It is strawberry letter. Okay, I gotta do a disclaimer
on this one because it's a little could be a
little graphic, so if you have young children in the
carp parents, please be aware of that. Okay subject, How
often should you get a massage? Dear Stephen Shirley. I
am a thirty year old man and I love working out.

(00:23):
I started a new very intense workout routine last month,
and my trainer suggested that I get a good deep
tissue massage to get out the kinks. So I scheduled
a ninety minute deep tissue massage with a massage therapist.
It's an in home massage service that came highly recommended
by my trainer. A day later, a female therapist showed

(00:45):
up at my house and I was surprised at how
beautiful and in shape she was. She sat up the
massage table in the den and I got on top
of the table, face down in my underwear. She advised
me to get totally undressed so she could work every muscle,
including my gloups. I was naked, only covered by a

(01:07):
sheet as she carefully rubbed each muscle in my body.
She whispered for me to roll over on my back.
She worked on my neck and my shoulders. Then she
moved down to my legs and leaned over to whisper,
may I may. I I shook. I shook my head.

(01:28):
This is my letter. I shook my head. Yes, and
this fine female therapist grabbed a muscle that I normally
don't get massaged. I lay there quietly as yeah as
she massaged it. And she even yeah, she even went downtown.
I was speechless. She even went downtown. Yeah, yeah, we can,

(01:55):
but it means the same thing. Okay, I was speechless,
but I was praying that my wife didn't walk in.
Yes I'm married, God, but but yes, I'm married. But
there is no way I was going to stop this

(02:15):
massage therapist because she handled me way better than my
wife ever has. Oh yeah, got up. I tipped her
well and she left. Now I'm not stupid enough to
have an affair, but I really really need to see
her again. After all, my trainer did tell me that

(02:38):
I should get regular massages. There's got to be some
way I can justify this. Steve, I need your advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, Steve. I need George. Yeah, yeah, all right,
you answering the question, I'm i'm I'm about my head

(03:00):
and prayer. Okay. Yeah, he's saying he can't be stupid
enough to have an affair. But smart people have affairs. Okay,
and if you think you're smart, uh, you know, listen,
smart people have affairs. How do you think affairs get started?
They get started in sometimes in these ways, certainly massages
sometimes then repeat massages like you want to do. Come on,

(03:23):
Mary Man, your trainer and this massus have quite a
hustle going on here, so please be careful. Never ever
write her a check, because what you don't want is
for your wife, who you stated in the letter dummy
very clearly that it's not better. She's not better than
the massus at handling you. I mean, come on, what

(03:46):
if your wife comes in and catches you? Okay? Do
you think about these things? The other thing you have
to stop is letting this massus, this massage therapist come
into your home and massage you. There's no way you
can justify that. Continue you will lee, all right? Your
wife could come in and walk in on you at
any time. What are you gonna do? Then? Okay, you

(04:06):
wait until the very end of the letter to tell
us you were married, after you sucked us all in anyway,
after after one happen, after hurt me. We're all caught
up in the letter, and then he drops the bomb
that he's married. All right, he needs to stop this immediately,
you know, especially at his home. He's gonna. I mean,

(04:29):
this is how affairs start. Right here. The writing is
I don't do it. Don't do it, all right, Steve,
Come on, I hear your prayers. I hear your prayers. Oh,
make me proud, proud, thank you. There's trouble. Just thirty
year old man loves working out. Oh I don't. I

(04:52):
work out just so I don't look like certain people.
I know. That's the only reason I work out. If
that was a peal that could get this stomach off,
I take it. I promise you I would. I started
a very intense workout routine and trainer told you to
get a deep tissue in shops, get out to kings

(05:13):
Uh scheduled a ninety minute when massage stairs was reprimmentded
by your trainers in the home therapist. A day later,
this woman show up at the doing Lord her Mercy.
She was fine. She scared. Wait a minute, I am
scared sharing because he's asking me for helping. I ain't
got nothing for his ass. She set up the massage
table in the den. I got on the table, faced down,

(05:38):
well as you should, in your underwear as you should.
She advised me to get totally undressed so she could
work every muscle, including my glutes. Now let's stop right there.
First of all, we're in your house. If a fine
woman is in your house and tells you to take
your draws off, we're in trouble. Yeah, because I can

(06:00):
get this massage without taking my draws off, and she
wanted to work every muscle, including my glutes. That's his ass.
Hold hold up. Once you touch my ass with your
head and I don't have draws on, there is a
reaction that come with that. I'm just trying to tell
you that we'll be back if this letter came with

(06:21):
a disclaimer, because it gets a little graphic in here.
All right, thirty year old dude, young dude in shape,
intense workouts. Trainer told him he needs to get some
deep tissue massages to get the kinks out. The trainer
recommended this therapist. She shows up at the house next day.
She's beautiful and in shape. She sets up the table,

(06:41):
told him to get undressed. He gets undressed, and before
he lay down on a fat table face down. Got it.
He got on the table face down in his underwear.
She advised me to get totally undressed so she could
work every muscle, including my glutes. This is where the
letter starts to turn. Glutes for those of you that

(07:02):
don't know, is a medical term for ass. Yeah. That
and so you nack it because she wants to massage
your ass. That's really what where we down, which creates
an instant problem for Steve. This is why I don't

(07:23):
get massages because once you touch my neck it glue
with your bare hands, that glue automatically becomes an ass.
It's no longer glue. You touching my ass. I'm saying
it to myself. She touching my ass while you're on

(07:45):
the table, I'm saying, she touching my ass. She got
her finger on my ass. Now, when you can your glue,
massage your thumb careful. Your phone does a lot of
probe and type work. Now there's a crease between your

(08:06):
glue and the top of your fat. There's a little
line is usually a darker area. It's usually darker on
most pens. Yeah. Now, once your thumb enters that area,
that's called the zone. Yes, you do not mess around.
It rubbed my muscle in the zone, and now you

(08:27):
covered by a sheet. She rubbed every muscle. She whispered
for me to roll over on my back. That's the
other thing. I can't be naked, and we whispered. Listen
to me. It's no way I can be naked, and
you whisper because you see, Shirley, I want you to say,

(08:49):
in a female voice, I want you to just say,
roll over. Now say it, whisper. Roll over now, huh,
roll over? Yes, now I see. Watch you whisper. I
can't roll over because the reaction has begun. Because I'm

(09:10):
necking and you whispering. You down here by my ear,
the reaction to the whisper has begun. So you flip over,
and now she surprises you by start rubbing your neck
and shoulders. Well after you the whisper to me and
I turned over. We both have surprises. Hello. Then she

(09:32):
moved down to my legs and leaned over to whisper again. Man,
all I could do was shake my head, you whisper, man, yes,
and I can tell you Charlotte, say may and I'm
gonna show you how he said yes, man, yes, he

(09:54):
can't get it out about to cry, whimper. This fine
female therapist grabbed a muscle that I normally don't get massage. Well,
this is a problem. Now. I laid that quietly. Now
that right there, I can't be quiet. I laid that

(10:18):
quietly as she massaged it and went down. Now, how's
we quiet this letter at the house. I don't give well,
I don't give them where we at if I don't
have a tube sock handy that I can pack in
my mouth. This is the quietest out. I was speechless,

(10:45):
but I was praying that my wife didn't walk in.
You wasn't praying that damn hard. I can tell you
right now, you weren't praying that hard. Yes, I'm married,
but there's no way I was gonna stop this massage
therapist because she handled me where ain't better than my
wife ever has that? This is where we got her

(11:06):
problem in you and the reason why she was handling
you way better than your wife, it's because she got
way more experience. Because this is what she do she's
a massage therapist, whisperer. I tiptoe well as she left you.
Damn right you did. Na, I'm not stupid enough to

(11:27):
have an affair. What you think just happened? Dog, I
don't know if y'all know, if you thirty, I'm not
stupid enough to have an affair. I don't know what
you think just happened. But that's the definition of an affair.
But I really really need to see her again. I
know you do. After all, my trainer did tell me
I should get regular massages. There's gotta be some way

(11:50):
I could justify that. Steve, I need your adviser. But Bro,
because we're on the radio, let me tell you something
you can. You can justify by saying you need regular
deep tissue massages. But I don't know how hard you're
working out where that muscle is. So this is an affair.
I don't know what you what you're doing push ups
and fail I don't know what you did. Dog, you

(12:10):
in trouble. You're having an affair, and you can call
it what you want to call it, but that's what
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