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It is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you. Subject Love at
first bite. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty seven year
old single woman, but I am dealing with a man
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that is slightly older than me. He's a nice man
and he just lost his wife, so he's trying to
settle down with me. We have great chemistry in the bedroom,
and that is what is the most important to me.
He matches my freakiness and has taken it to a
whole new level. But after five months of dating, he
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said he wants to only do certain things for special occasion.
I have a fetish that he was fine with at first.
I like for my man to bite me while we
are intimate. Bite my ear, from my shoulder, my neck,
or whatever he can get a hold of at the time.
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It's an issue for him to do it all the
time because he doesn't like to wear his top row
of teeth when we are in the house. Even at
my house, he places them on a napkin on my
end table after we eat. I've told him that the
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bite isn't the same without his teeth, but he's not
willing to compromise. If he doesn't have his teeth in,
it feels like a teething baby. That's why he only
wants to do things my way on special occasions. I've
dated older men before, and they don't mind keeping their
teeth ind for sex, so I need my men to
get his top row of teeth adjusted so that they
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are more comfortable and he can leave them in. He
got defensive and called me a weirdo for being into biting.
I think it's weird that he is into having sex
without his teeth, but I'd never make him feel bad
about it. I am getting bored with our sex life,
and if he can't spice it up a bit and
do what I like, I may have to step out
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on him. When I was in a swingers group, I
saw that some people like choking in, some like costumes.
I just like teeth marks, and if that's so crazy,
I may need to move on. Is it too unreasonable
to expect that this whole letter, what lady is unreasonable? Okay,
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if you ask me, everything in here is unreasonable. You
want him to bite you? You used to be in
a swingers club. Oh my god, You've only been dating
this man for five months and he's already, you know,
just doing something that's uncomfortable to me. He's taking his
teeth out at home, putting him in a napkin on
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the side table. I really don't get this. Then you
like him to bite you and leave teeth marks? So
that means he has to bite you pretty hard to
do that, but he won't do it because his teeth
are out and you're mad about that? Do you under
hear how crazy this sounds? The question I had when
does he wear his teeth? Because it sounds like he
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doesn't wear them, not at your house, not during sex.
When does he wear them? I just don't think this
is okay. I mean, with him having no teeth in
his mouth, where's the attraction? Where's the sexy? I don't
get it. Um, are you still physically attracted to him?
Or you just don't care as long as you're being bitten?
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That's what it sounds like. And he leaves bite marks
on you? Uh, he offered you a compromise to do
it on special occasions. That's not good enough for you.
You said no to that. Um. I just think this
letter is crazy. I really do. I mean this is
crazy to me. The teeth out and the bite mark.
All right, you guys need to make some sort of
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deal or compromise about his teeth and this biting issue,
or yes, you need to step out on him or
move on Steve. This letter crazy to you. There's why
I come to work that is like, there's right here,
beautiful advice. I ain't got none of that for none
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of these foods in this letter. Oh, I see is
an opportunity to him riding my scope or humor. As
we read this letter together, it gets worse as it
goes on. Yeah, I'm a fifty seven year old single woman,
and according to this letter, you're gonna stay that way.
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If the rest of your damn life, after this damn letter,
you have made a truth. You are fifty seven. You
don't see what you can write this letter? When you
sixty seven, you can start the same damn way. I'm
a sixty seven year old single woman. I'm dealing with
a man that's slightly older than me. He's nice and
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he just lost his wife, so he trying to settle
down with me for now. We have great chemistry in
the bedroom, and that's what's most important to me. Yeah, yeah,
you fifty seven, that's what's most important to me. I
hate to tell you this, but you're close to the tank.
Let me tell you something about fifty seven. If you're
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fifty seven years old, it's like a twenty one year
old is at high now on the clock. The son
is how does this gonna be in his life? You
fifty seven, it's about eight thirty for you. It's evening.
Change your priorities. It's getting late thirty. Damn near time
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to lock these doughs and pull this cub off. This
I get that's to This letter is for Steve Harvey.
Please come back. We can't wait for part two of
the Strawberry Letter at twenty three minutes after the hour.
The subject for today is love at First Bite. We'll
come back with Steve's response right after this. You're listening
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to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
this is the Taylor made for you. Yeah, I want
to thank God I'm at work today. Love and first bike.
Dear Stephen Sherley, I'm a fifty seven year old single
woman now based on this letter, like I said, she
gonna stay this the rest of her damn like she
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has no chance of securing the mate with what you're
about to read in this letter. So in ten years
she can say I'm a sixty seven year old single woman.
Twenty years, I'm a seventy seven year old single I'm
damn this dead and I'm still singing. Right. But she
met a nice man that lost his wife trying to
settle down with her now and they got gat great,
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great chemistry in the bedroom. And that's what's most important
to me. If sex is most important to you at
fifty seven, you need to readjust your priorities a little bit,
because let me explain something. Like I said earlier. If
you're twenty one years old, you're at high noon. It's
twelve o'clock, Sonny shiny participated. You ain't sleepy, and you
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ain't just got him you twenty one is high new.
If you're fifty seven, according to the clock, for you,
it's about eighth thirty. It's even the time to get
the doze lock pull its cover up there. You might
not make it to the news. I'm just saying so anyway,
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she says, it's great chemistry. He matches my freakiness and
has taken it to a whole new level. You like
it because a man match your freakiness and you fifty seven. Okay,
I'm just gonna make this statement right here. You too much.
But after five months of dating, he says he wants
to only do certain things for special occasions that without
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reading anymore into this letter, I'm assuming that you are
too much and he wants to slow it down and
just do it on the holidays, because whatever this freakingness is,
it's too much every damn date. We needs to break
this down on holidays or off of July Sweetest Day,
Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Saint Patty's Day, each though. You
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know I got it for your all the day, for
Lumbus Day, we all mar lu Keene Day, that three
day weekend. I got time for you other than that,
I want to just bust it down right here. And
the reason you want to break it down because she
gotta fetish that the man was fine with it first. See,
I like my man to bite me while me while
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we intimate, bite my gill, bite my shoulder, my neck,
or whatever he can get ahold of at the time. Lady,
that's a different kind of fetish. I'm glad you ain't
talking to me because you'll you'll, you'll, you'll get off
me with that request, because I bites for real. You know,
I put something on you, yea, I sank in, I
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sank I'll take a piece of meat out you one time.
I bet you could asking me yo asked to be
asking for just for special occasions. Once I sank the
big ass chompers, I got you to because I put
something on your right here because I don't know if
you ever had a piece of shoulder out, but I
like shoulder sandwiches in it. Dawn, you got the right man.
If you come to beach aboutself biting me, you better
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break it down what it is about me shoulder? You
better break this letter down to can you nibble me?
Because if you say I'm taking it to a whole
another level, you think he took it to you another level.
And I ain't gotta take my damn teeth problem because
see here on the problem with your man right here,
because what are you talking to? I don't but but
I got a solution for that too. He don't like
to wear his top row teeth when we're in the
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house here. You know how much older is he? Did
you he got to take his top row out. You're
probably dating somebody didn't have a bottom roll. You got
somebody got full center dishes. What are you doing? You
can't have all these fetishes with these old ass men.
You need to start dating somebody younger. Got a all
the damn teeth. Now you say, though, even at my house.
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He places them on the napkin on the end of
the table when we eat. Who wants to eat without
the damn teeth? What did you make it? You make it?
What did you make it where you can set your
teeth out on the mimic? What did you do to
this hamburger? Lord, have mercy? Why does this hamburger teeth
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like potted meat? I don't need my damn teeth. He
he just set his damn teeth on the napkin and
y'all having dinner. And then I've told him that the
bite isn't the same without his teeth, and he ain't
willing to compromise when he don't have his teeth in
his feel like uh teeth and baby, That's why he
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only wants to do things my way on special occasions.
I've dated older men before, and they don't mind keeping
their teeth in for sex. What on? Your men got
teeth problems? So I need a man to get on
top rowing his teeth for just it so they more
comfortable and he can leave it when he get the
fishman call me a weirdofer. Being in the bite you
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is weird? Yeah, I want to get fit all the time.
But if he having set and he got his teeth
on the nightstand while y'all having a sick my suggestion
is to reach over, grab him teeth and snap him
on your back fold. We can get the right one
stand and snap him on her. Put you get some
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teeth printing. You ask that with you that might not
be with my mouth, but you you gonna get on.
I reach over and have I have I have him
just where that night you want to. I can make
love to you and put the s I can put
a BikeE mark on the back of your calf where
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you wanted that. I'm reaching rund ver with my head
where you want set when you go on back of
your neck, but what you want you back in your neck,
I put it on back in your again. I've got
bites for your own where you go, I put a
bike market had hole. Still I gotta go. Coming up
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in forty six minutes after the hour, Steve is not
done with the strawberry letter. We'll have part three of
love It First Bite right after this. You're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Steve Harvey is not finished with his
response to the Strawberry letter. Today, Loved First bite where
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a fifty seven year old woman was dating an older
gentleman who took his teeth out. She wanted them to
bite her, and her fetish is she likes to have
sex and like to get a bit. Why she having sex? Now?
I said, you don't want to say that to me. Now,
because I gotta set of teeth, I'll put it on you.
You stop stopped asking me to bite you. I put
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I'll take I'll take meat out. You have to change
your terminology to I want to get nibbled on, Steve,
because you ask me to bite you with the teeth
I got, I got something for your ass like him.
But now since he liked to take his teeth out,
what he could do is could put his teeth on
knife stand and then when she ready for a bite,
reach over and grab the teeth and wherever she want
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the bite marks. You want to get a bit on
the shoulder here and come to the slapper with your
teeth in your hand, and you put teeth marks on
right hill you can get him. I could see if
that's how you want it. We get the teeth marks
exactly where you want it, when you want you want
it into the rim cage while we kissing. Dad is white.
There ain't no problem teeth marks. Why are we kissing
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on requests? You get the teeth marks any where you
want them, gum, But now you're all you date is
old ass men that ain't have problems leaving their teeth in.
He doesn't sit his teeth off the on a napkin
while y'all eating. What are you eating where you don't
need your damn teeth where you're eating at the hospital.
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But all this apple sauce and all this hill did he?
Then y'all, dude, what Shirley? Wait? You gotta when you finish,
you have to address the fact that she used to
be in the swingers club. Well, I see it's nothing thing.
I'm bored without sex life and he can't spice up
a bit. I may have to step out on him.
When I was in the swingers group, I saw some
people like choking and some people like choking. Now you're
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ready to damn the day have some sex. That's why
you fit to seven and steal single's kind. Nobody stay
with your ass No every day, all these choking, choking,
damn straight this hill. Now soon as you walk in
the swingers club, you gotta wear a T shirt. The
bigger than teeth, the better than sex. You got to
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walk around, let everybody want you. Gotta come in here
and make announcements. Ladies and gentlemen, she's here. Anybody with
big teeth. All men with big teeth, please step to
the left of the room. The swingersh Club. It's about
to get wild. Earnest scene is hill looking for men
with big teeth. That's in their mouth. This don't make
no damn it. Do you too old for this? And
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ain't no grown ass man for to do this with
you every day? That's why this man says special occasions.
Oh something. I've heard it all enough. I've heard T
shirts is for sale. Right after the show, Bigger teeth,
better sex. All right, we'll be back with more of
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the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
of the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the
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