April 2, 2019 • 14 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 31 year old single female in need of your help. Back in August, I ran into one of my dad's best friends at a business seminar out of town. I was at the hotel bar and he sat next to me and we were both shocked, since it’s been over 10 years since we’ve seen each other. We had a great time catching up and when I left the bar, he walked me to my room because I had had quite a few drinks and he was being a gentleman. He asked if he could use my bathroom and then relax for a little while before driving back to our hometown, which was an hour away..........
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go ahead. You all right, it's that time. It's time
for the Strawberry Letter. Well, my friend Shirley, thank you
hype man, subject my dangerous one night stand. Listen carefully here,
Stephen Shirley, I am a thirty one year old single
female in need of your help. Back in August, I
ran into one of my dad's best friends at a
(00:21):
business seminar out of town. I was at a hotel
bar and he sat next to me, and we were
both shocked since it's been over ten years since we've
both seen each other. We had a great time catching up,
and when I left the bar, he walked me to
my room. Because I had had quite a few drinks
and he was being a gentleman. He asked if he
(00:41):
could use my bathroom and then relax for a little
while before driving back to our hometown, which was an
hour away. I was fine with that, and I told
him I was going to take a quick shower so
I could get ready for bed. I jumped in the
shower and the next thing I know, he's in the
show hour two and I'm holding onto the shower door
(01:03):
for dear life. Yea, we went from ya are you
hearing this letter? Yeah, dear life, Yeah, messing in one
of old school players. We went from the shower, to
the bed, to the balcony and what seemed like yur
or deal. This older man is still sexy, but I
(01:27):
had no idea an old man could bring it like that. Afterwards,
he left and we agreed that we should not stay
in contact with each other. I had not heard from
him since then, but two weeks ago he showed up
at my daddy's birthday party. That's when I found out
he was married, and I angrily threw a drink in
(01:49):
his face. My dad saw it all and he said
he didn't even have to ask what was going on.
My dad said that his friend bragged to him about
the little hot thing he had a playing with, but
my dad had no idea that he was talking about me.
My dad tried to knock this guy out right then
(02:09):
and there. Now, the guy's wife wants a divorce after
twenty five years of marriage, and my dad still wants
to beat this man up the next time he sees him.
The worst part is that I can't stop fantasizing about
having sex with him. How can I fix this mess? Well,
to you, I say, don't worry, because your dad is
gonna take care of him. He's gonna fix it the
(02:31):
very next time he lays eyes on him. Your dad
is gonna fix it. I mean. And your dad's friend,
he's foul. Sorry, he's fouled. You as his friend's daughter
should have been off limits to him, because that's just
a code. You don't mess with your friend's daughters and
all of that. And how embarrassed are you to have
everyone knowing your business. You threw a drink in his
(02:54):
face at the party in front of his wife and everyone.
Come on now, but you're a little fat tail. I mean,
you know you didn't think anything when he asked you
could he used the bathroom and relax for an hour.
You didn't think maybe you shouldn't get in the shower.
I'm not you didn't think about that. You have a man.
(03:16):
I guess you trusted him. I'm not blaming this on
you or saying it's your fault or anything, because I
put the total blame on him. But you just don't,
you know, for safety reasons, don't take a shower when
you have a man in your home that you haven't
seen intimate. Don't do that. I don't I just don't
like the sound of that. Yeah, you're naked. Yeah, I mean,
I know you're a grown woman, you're thirty one. I
(03:38):
get all of that. But you hadn't seen him in
ten years, so you didn't know, you know, you just
don't know. Anyway, I don't like the fact that he
took advantage of you in your shower. I don't care
how good the sex was. I don't care. That's that's
my opinion. I don't like it. Now the guy's wife
wants to divorce after twenty five years of marriage. You
(03:58):
know this is just a mess. Now, Now your dad
wants to beat the man up. Come on, you might
as well let him go. That's how you can fix it.
Stop fantasizing about him. Next, Steve, surely, yes, No, normally
I agree with Lordie yourston. I can't go with you
on this hill the line you said about the total
(04:21):
blame is on him. No, she thirty one. You post
to know some of this stuff. Let's just go down
this damn that she is single female. She at the
ball on a bastin seminar out of town. You at
the ball, he said next to you, and we were
(04:42):
both shocked. Oh my god is you? Oh lord you,
Oh my god, have you been well? How you being?
I haven't seen you? Oh my dad, It's gonna be
so crazy when he finds out we were together. I'm
just done. What you're doing down here? Oh my goodness.
(05:04):
We were just in the business seminar. How about you? Well,
I'm done. You're on bid in my cell. There's nothing
I had for him if he talks like that. Yeah,
we had a great time catching up. And when I
left the bar, he walked me to my room because
(05:25):
I had quite a few drinks. He knew that because
he was Biden. Huh. He bought the damn drinks. That's
how I know you had a bunch of them. He
was being a gentleman. He asked if he could use
my bathroom, and he relaxed for a little while for
driving back to our hotel. What dog, when it is
lady night, you don't go on nobody's room to cheer
(05:46):
for a minute, get your answering that car and get
on up the road. So you kill yourself. But you figure,
all right, just my daddy's friend, let me go on
in head and make this happen. So you gone in now.
You let him man. You let him use a bad room.
He sit down. I was fine with that. I told
him I was gonna take a quick shower so I
(06:07):
could get ready for bed. You tell a man that's
in your room that's gonna be there for an hour,
you're gonna take a quick shower and get ready for bed.
He heard in his mind. I just said, I'm gonna
relax for an hour. She taking a shower to come
get into bed. Ain't but one bed in him and
I'm sitting on it. Let me go on in this shower.
(06:31):
Oh my god, and see what's happening. I jumped in
the show and the next thing I know, here in
the shower too. You know what the next line was.
And I'm holding on to the shower, dove deal, Come on.
(06:52):
It's crazy, but you know what, That's all I had
was that moment for him, because after that, I don't
like this dude, right exactly. He's out of line. I
don't like this dude, even though you got a lot
to blame with this, and the blame is not totally
on him. And I'll tell you why. Thirty one year
(07:13):
old lady go to a ball one night on business trip.
A man sit down next to it. They both shocked.
They ain't seen in over ten years. One of your dads.
It's her dad's one of my dad's best friends. We
had a great time catching up. I left the bar.
He walks us to the room because I had quite
(07:34):
a few drinks. He was being a gentleman. Of course
he was, because he bought you to drinks. He as
if he could use my bathroom and then relax for
a little while before driving back town hometown, which was
an hour away. Then your stupid dass said I was
fine with that, and I told him I was gonna
take a quick shower so I could get rid of
for bed. I jumped in the shower and next thing
(07:57):
I know, here in the shower too, Picabo surprised, and
I'm holding on to this shower dough for dear life.
Caused pop Dad in there? It what steve pop Dad
(08:19):
in there? And after this point, this is when I
stopped liking to do. Next thing I know, here in
the shower too, I'm holding on to the dough for
dear life. We went from the shower to the bed
to the balcony. Boy, now this one I started not
(08:40):
liking him. But right after the balcony. But at first
I was cloud for a minute. I was born what
you're doing? But now I don't like him because this
is your best friend's daughter. Yes, hold up, dog, wait
a minute, man, you gotta respect the cat's kingdom. And
(09:05):
when you don't, you fit to have another problem. So
then she says, we went from show to bed in
what seemed like a full hour ordeal. This older man
still sexy. But I had no idea old man could
bring it like that. Man, can't you see you don't know,
you don't know, But now you have been some trouble.
Now a little girl, but she's a little stupid. No,
(09:28):
Aunt Salley, I don't need no help, No, no, no,
I just need to ask you a question. But go ahead,
I want to ask. No, go ahead and ask you
because you're selling. You're agreeing with me. You said you disagree.
Where are we? I disagree with you because it's not
totally his fault. No, you said it's totally you said
in your the total blame is on him. I called
(09:48):
her fast tail, and fast tail ain't got nothing to
do with it. This is stupidity. Yeah, she's being stupid
at thirty one. You know, good in hair. Well, I
don't care who the dude is. Walk you to your
room as she was bareflo and then can he relaxful?
He drive back an hour? It's late. Get your hands
on the rule. I agree. Now I'm in the shower.
(10:10):
Next thing, I know, he in the shower too, And
I'm hanging on to the shower dough. The shower dough
head open. Somebody opened the damn dough. You know, screaming
is still legal in this country. Screaming but ain't what
you wanted to do. So now this is why I'm
kind of mad at her. Afterwards, he left and we
agreed that we should not stay in contact with each other.
(10:34):
That was the agreement. I had not heard from him
since then, but two weeks ago he showed up in
my daddy's birthday party. That's when I found out he
was married, and I angrily threw a drink in his face.
Wait a minute, hold out what you're throwing drakes in
the man face? Fault? Did you lose your mind momentarily?
(10:55):
Did you not forget that you both agreed not to
stay in contact, So when you saw him at the
man's party and you found out he was married, y'all
wasn't gonna be in touching. No. Mother, it was your
one night stand that you agreed to that one. And
I will remind you shortly that you've been fantasizing about.
(11:17):
Now he showed up with his wife. Now you throw
a drink in his face with a cut out of
the bag. Now, my dad saw it and all and
said he didn't even have to ask what was going on?
Hell no, because he know. My dad said that his
friend bragged to him about this little hot thing he
had a flea with. But my dad had no idea
(11:40):
that he was talking about me. Then your daddy tried
to knock the guy out right then and there not
a guy. Now, a guy's wife wanted a divorce at
the twenty five years a manage, and my dad still
want to whip the man ad Then next time he seemed,
I'm in full agreement with this. Now he asked this
(12:01):
on the tray there on a tray. The worst part
of it is I can't stop fantasizing about having sexual him.
How can I fix this message? But listen to me,
see you young, now, let me explain something to you. Now,
what y'all can't do is get out here with these
with these wolves and these lambs clothing. You can't get
out here in this ocean with these great white sharks
(12:23):
because they deadly. Now. And now he'd put something on you.
But he wronged, But he wronged like two left you.
And then man, the nerve of this dude to go
to your father and say, I had a flame, this
young hot thing, knowing the whole time that he was
talking to his boy about his daughter exactly. Oh, and
(12:46):
then what he did was he explicitly, see they don't
stop it. See ain't no old dude, somebod I just
had this little flame with this hot thing. Man, we
was in she let me down to this roo dog.
That's what he did. That white he got his ass
knocked out. We was all up in the shower, we
got on the bed, we was out on the balcony.
(13:07):
He told her all of that. He told his boy.
Oh hell nah. So now the dad knocking your ass
out on site every time he see you. So now
I'll understand what's happening now. And now she want to
know how she can fix it. But it ain't nothing
you could do. No, this is a lesson learned. Number one.
(13:31):
You need to quit drinking. Number two, you don't let
me and walk you back to your room. That ain't
being a gentleman, but walking you to your room for nothing.
And then let him use the bathroom relax for hour
while you in the shower getting ready for bed, and
a bed in the damn room, Joe, stupid ass. You
that damn drunk. You stupid. Now, so now he all
(13:52):
in the room. Now he ain't even waiting on you
to come out the shower. She neck it. Nah, let
me take my clothes off, slide on in here, you
to hand on to the dopha deal life all right?
Well then he went home and told your daddy, Oh
he's so damn stupid he needed his ass whoop. All right,
we gotta go Email us or instagram us your thoughts
(14:13):
on today's Strawberry Letter. At Steve Harvey FM, you're listening
to the show
Go ahead. You all right, it's that time. It's time
for the Strawberry Letter. Well, my friend Shirley, thank you
hype man, subject my dangerous one night stand. Listen carefully here,
Stephen Shirley, I am a thirty one year old single
female in need of your help. Back in August, I
ran into one of my dad's best friends at a
(00:21):
business seminar out of town. I was at a hotel
bar and he sat next to me, and we were
both shocked since it's been over ten years since we've
both seen each other. We had a great time catching up,
and when I left the bar, he walked me to
my room. Because I had had quite a few drinks
and he was being a gentleman. He asked if he
(00:41):
could use my bathroom and then relax for a little
while before driving back to our hometown, which was an
hour away. I was fine with that, and I told
him I was going to take a quick shower so
I could get ready for bed. I jumped in the
shower and the next thing I know, he's in the
show hour two and I'm holding onto the shower door
(01:03):
for dear life. Yea, we went from ya are you
hearing this letter? Yeah, dear life, Yeah, messing in one
of old school players. We went from the shower, to
the bed, to the balcony and what seemed like yur
or deal. This older man is still sexy, but I
(01:27):
had no idea an old man could bring it like that. Afterwards,
he left and we agreed that we should not stay
in contact with each other. I had not heard from
him since then, but two weeks ago he showed up
at my daddy's birthday party. That's when I found out
he was married, and I angrily threw a drink in
(01:49):
his face. My dad saw it all and he said
he didn't even have to ask what was going on.
My dad said that his friend bragged to him about
the little hot thing he had a playing with, but
my dad had no idea that he was talking about me.
My dad tried to knock this guy out right then
(02:09):
and there. Now, the guy's wife wants a divorce after
twenty five years of marriage, and my dad still wants
to beat this man up the next time he sees him.
The worst part is that I can't stop fantasizing about
having sex with him. How can I fix this mess? Well,
to you, I say, don't worry, because your dad is
gonna take care of him. He's gonna fix it the
(02:31):
very next time he lays eyes on him. Your dad
is gonna fix it. I mean. And your dad's friend,
he's foul. Sorry, he's fouled. You as his friend's daughter
should have been off limits to him, because that's just
a code. You don't mess with your friend's daughters and
all of that. And how embarrassed are you to have
everyone knowing your business. You threw a drink in his
(02:54):
face at the party in front of his wife and everyone.
Come on now, but you're a little fat tail. I mean,
you know you didn't think anything when he asked you
could he used the bathroom and relax for an hour.
You didn't think maybe you shouldn't get in the shower.
I'm not you didn't think about that. You have a man.
(03:16):
I guess you trusted him. I'm not blaming this on
you or saying it's your fault or anything, because I
put the total blame on him. But you just don't,
you know, for safety reasons, don't take a shower when
you have a man in your home that you haven't
seen intimate. Don't do that. I don't I just don't
like the sound of that. Yeah, you're naked. Yeah, I mean,
I know you're a grown woman, you're thirty one. I
(03:38):
get all of that. But you hadn't seen him in
ten years, so you didn't know, you know, you just
don't know. Anyway, I don't like the fact that he
took advantage of you in your shower. I don't care
how good the sex was. I don't care. That's that's
my opinion. I don't like it. Now the guy's wife
wants to divorce after twenty five years of marriage. You
(03:58):
know this is just a mess. Now, Now your dad
wants to beat the man up. Come on, you might
as well let him go. That's how you can fix it.
Stop fantasizing about him. Next, Steve, surely, yes, No, normally
I agree with Lordie yourston. I can't go with you
on this hill the line you said about the total
(04:21):
blame is on him. No, she thirty one. You post
to know some of this stuff. Let's just go down
this damn that she is single female. She at the
ball on a bastin seminar out of town. You at
the ball, he said next to you, and we were
(04:42):
both shocked. Oh my god is you? Oh lord you,
Oh my god, have you been well? How you being?
I haven't seen you? Oh my dad, It's gonna be
so crazy when he finds out we were together. I'm
just done. What you're doing down here? Oh my goodness.
(05:04):
We were just in the business seminar. How about you? Well,
I'm done. You're on bid in my cell. There's nothing
I had for him if he talks like that. Yeah,
we had a great time catching up. And when I
left the bar, he walked me to my room because
(05:25):
I had quite a few drinks. He knew that because
he was Biden. Huh. He bought the damn drinks. That's
how I know you had a bunch of them. He
was being a gentleman. He asked if he could use
my bathroom, and he relaxed for a little while for
driving back to our hotel. What dog, when it is
lady night, you don't go on nobody's room to cheer
(05:46):
for a minute, get your answering that car and get
on up the road. So you kill yourself. But you figure,
all right, just my daddy's friend, let me go on
in head and make this happen. So you gone in now.
You let him man. You let him use a bad room.
He sit down. I was fine with that. I told
him I was gonna take a quick shower so I
(06:07):
could get ready for bed. You tell a man that's
in your room that's gonna be there for an hour,
you're gonna take a quick shower and get ready for bed.
He heard in his mind. I just said, I'm gonna
relax for an hour. She taking a shower to come
get into bed. Ain't but one bed in him and
I'm sitting on it. Let me go on in this shower.
(06:31):
Oh my god, and see what's happening. I jumped in
the show and the next thing I know, here in
the shower too. You know what the next line was.
And I'm holding on to the shower, dove deal, Come on.
(06:52):
It's crazy, but you know what, That's all I had
was that moment for him, because after that, I don't
like this dude, right exactly. He's out of line. I
don't like this dude, even though you got a lot
to blame with this, and the blame is not totally
on him. And I'll tell you why. Thirty one year
(07:13):
old lady go to a ball one night on business trip.
A man sit down next to it. They both shocked.
They ain't seen in over ten years. One of your dads.
It's her dad's one of my dad's best friends. We
had a great time catching up. I left the bar.
He walks us to the room because I had quite
(07:34):
a few drinks. He was being a gentleman. Of course
he was, because he bought you to drinks. He as
if he could use my bathroom and then relax for
a little while before driving back town hometown, which was
an hour away. Then your stupid dass said I was
fine with that, and I told him I was gonna
take a quick shower so I could get rid of
for bed. I jumped in the shower and next thing
(07:57):
I know, here in the shower too, Picabo surprised, and
I'm holding on to this shower dough for dear life.
Caused pop Dad in there? It what steve pop Dad
(08:19):
in there? And after this point, this is when I
stopped liking to do. Next thing I know, here in
the shower too, I'm holding on to the dough for
dear life. We went from the shower to the bed
to the balcony. Boy, now this one I started not
(08:40):
liking him. But right after the balcony. But at first
I was cloud for a minute. I was born what
you're doing? But now I don't like him because this
is your best friend's daughter. Yes, hold up, dog, wait
a minute, man, you gotta respect the cat's kingdom. And
(09:05):
when you don't, you fit to have another problem. So
then she says, we went from show to bed in
what seemed like a full hour ordeal. This older man
still sexy. But I had no idea old man could
bring it like that. Man, can't you see you don't know,
you don't know, But now you have been some trouble.
Now a little girl, but she's a little stupid. No,
(09:28):
Aunt Salley, I don't need no help, No, no, no,
I just need to ask you a question. But go ahead,
I want to ask. No, go ahead and ask you
because you're selling. You're agreeing with me. You said you disagree.
Where are we? I disagree with you because it's not
totally his fault. No, you said it's totally you said
in your the total blame is on him. I called
(09:48):
her fast tail, and fast tail ain't got nothing to
do with it. This is stupidity. Yeah, she's being stupid
at thirty one. You know, good in hair. Well, I
don't care who the dude is. Walk you to your
room as she was bareflo and then can he relaxful?
He drive back an hour? It's late. Get your hands
on the rule. I agree. Now I'm in the shower.
(10:10):
Next thing, I know, he in the shower too, And
I'm hanging on to the shower dough. The shower dough
head open. Somebody opened the damn dough. You know, screaming
is still legal in this country. Screaming but ain't what
you wanted to do. So now this is why I'm
kind of mad at her. Afterwards, he left and we
agreed that we should not stay in contact with each other.
(10:34):
That was the agreement. I had not heard from him
since then, but two weeks ago he showed up in
my daddy's birthday party. That's when I found out he
was married, and I angrily threw a drink in his face.
Wait a minute, hold out what you're throwing drakes in
the man face? Fault? Did you lose your mind momentarily?
(10:55):
Did you not forget that you both agreed not to
stay in contact, So when you saw him at the
man's party and you found out he was married, y'all
wasn't gonna be in touching. No. Mother, it was your
one night stand that you agreed to that one. And
I will remind you shortly that you've been fantasizing about.
(11:17):
Now he showed up with his wife. Now you throw
a drink in his face with a cut out of
the bag. Now, my dad saw it and all and
said he didn't even have to ask what was going on?
Hell no, because he know. My dad said that his
friend bragged to him about this little hot thing he
had a flea with. But my dad had no idea
(11:40):
that he was talking about me. Then your daddy tried
to knock the guy out right then and there not
a guy. Now, a guy's wife wanted a divorce at
the twenty five years a manage, and my dad still
want to whip the man ad Then next time he seemed,
I'm in full agreement with this. Now he asked this
(12:01):
on the tray there on a tray. The worst part
of it is I can't stop fantasizing about having sexual him.
How can I fix this message? But listen to me,
see you young, now, let me explain something to you. Now,
what y'all can't do is get out here with these
with these wolves and these lambs clothing. You can't get
out here in this ocean with these great white sharks
(12:23):
because they deadly. Now. And now he'd put something on you.
But he wronged, But he wronged like two left you.
And then man, the nerve of this dude to go
to your father and say, I had a flame, this
young hot thing, knowing the whole time that he was
talking to his boy about his daughter exactly. Oh, and
(12:46):
then what he did was he explicitly, see they don't
stop it. See ain't no old dude, somebod I just
had this little flame with this hot thing. Man, we
was in she let me down to this roo dog.
That's what he did. That white he got his ass
knocked out. We was all up in the shower, we
got on the bed, we was out on the balcony.
(13:07):
He told her all of that. He told his boy.
Oh hell nah. So now the dad knocking your ass
out on site every time he see you. So now
I'll understand what's happening now. And now she want to
know how she can fix it. But it ain't nothing
you could do. No, this is a lesson learned. Number one.
(13:31):
You need to quit drinking. Number two, you don't let
me and walk you back to your room. That ain't
being a gentleman, but walking you to your room for nothing.
And then let him use the bathroom relax for hour
while you in the shower getting ready for bed, and
a bed in the damn room, Joe, stupid ass. You
that damn drunk. You stupid. Now, so now he all
(13:52):
in the room. Now he ain't even waiting on you
to come out the shower. She neck it. Nah, let
me take my clothes off, slide on in here, you
to hand on to the dopha deal life all right?
Well then he went home and told your daddy, Oh
he's so damn stupid he needed his ass whoop. All right,
we gotta go Email us or instagram us your thoughts
(14:13):
on today's Strawberry Letter. At Steve Harvey FM, you're listening
to the show
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