June 17, 2019 • 12 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a 28 year old woman, dating a 34 year old man. We were together 9 months and waited almost 5 months before we started having sex. He was very kinky and liked to keep it interesting in the bedroom, but it ended up being way too much for me. You’ve answered a letter like this before, but mine is a different because my man is more extreme. My issues started one night about three months ago, when out of nowhere during sex, he started barking like a dog and licking me all over my face.........
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here.
It is the Strawberry letter, Thank you enough. Subject my
man loves being in the dog house. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I am a twenty eight year old woman dating a
thirty four year old man. We were together nine months
and waited almost five months before we started having sex.
(00:22):
He was very kinky and liked to keep it interesting
in the bedroom, but it ended up being way too
much for me. You've answered a letter like this before,
but mine is different because my man is more extreme.
My issue started one night about three months ago, when
out of nowhere, during sex, he started barking like a
(00:45):
dog and licking me all over during sex. I asked
what the hell was going on, and he shushed me
and told me not to spoil the mood. He told
me to say good boy while we were having sex.
I thought he was playing at first, so I did it.
I told him afterwards that it was awkward as hell,
(01:06):
but he said he loved it. From then on, we
did this dog We did his doggy routine during sex
a few more times, but he got too darn weird.
One night when he came into the bedroom naked on
all fours wearing a leash. He asked me to pet
him and take him for a walk in the backyard.
(01:28):
Of course I didn't want to, but I did. Come on,
I'm trying to read this with a straight face, guys.
We walked out of the yard. We walked out to
the yard, and he stopped and relieved himself, yes, in
the grass. This pushed me to the edge and I
(01:49):
broke up with him and left his naked behind in
the yard. I could never have sex with him again.
Now he's calling me non stop and begging me to
hear him out. He sent me a link to an
online group of people that also indulge in this fetish.
It's all too freaky for me. But now I have
a major problem. I am pregnant by him. I don't
(02:13):
want my child to have a freaky father that might
lick on him and make him potty in the backyard.
I really just want to move away and not even
tell him that I'm pregnant. I know that's not right, though.
What should I do? Please advise? Oh boy, this lady
Edna say she was pregnant. I know, I know, Steve,
I know I know she saved that until the end
(02:34):
didn't she, And she's right. We did have a letter
earlier about a guy who liked to wear furry dog costumes.
We did have that, But you're definitely right. This is
way more extreme with this man right here. And listen.
I was perfectly ready to tell you to run, not
walk away from this man. But now you're pregnant and
(02:55):
an innocent baby is involved in all this foolishness. So
you know, I mean, I don't. This is hard. I mean,
what do you You've got a baby. You know, you
put yourself into this freaky situation. Why didn't you wear protection?
You could get pregnant if you don't wear protection and
(03:17):
you're having sex, you know, and you had sex with
him more than once, you know, so you knew he
was into this freaky stuff, but you had sex with him.
Now the baby is going to have a man who literally,
I mean literally wants to be treated like a dog,
completed with like you say in the letter, walking naked
on all fours and you were nating in the in
the backyard. I mean, I just have to say, get
(03:39):
ready to be a single parent unless this guy straightens
up and changes, you know, But it sounds like he's
really deep into this. I mean, he's part of a
group that does it. He shows you that, you know,
he's not the only one. There's more like me. I
guess to make it seem like he's not so bad
or something, but this is pretty bad, especially if you're
bringing a baby into this situation. So yes, you have
(04:01):
some decisions to make. I mean, he's the father, you
owe him that, but get ready, like I said, to
be a single parent unless he changes. Steve, well, because
I just hand this the best way I can until
we get to the unpregnant part. Twenty eight year old
woman y'all and her shell is answered dating the thirty
year old man. We was together nine months and waited
(04:24):
almost five months before we began having sex. He was kinky,
like to keep it interested. Now, the reason y'all waited
five months is caused probably just probably I'm going out
on a limb. It wasn't maiden season. I'm just gonna
that's who I'm gonna think. Maybe maybe it just wasn't
(04:50):
maiden season. That's funny, Steve. Now you know you dating
even then, y'all having sex and it went kind of
kinky one night he just started barking and looking on
you like a dog, and you told him hold on.
He said, now just pat me and say good boy.
(05:11):
All right, so you start patting it now, Shirley. But
I can't get to that part yet. But here where
it got real stake That night that he came over
and you opened the bedroom. He crawled in on all
fours with that leash and then asked you to walk
him outside, and you didn't want to, but you did.
(05:34):
But I'm assuming you had your clothes on, or maybe
you just put your robe on him. So you take
his negative ass outside and he I'm did he squat down? Yeah,
(05:58):
but you gotta do something else you can't that ain't
not humans. Now. Yeah, well you can pee, but I'm
talking about that other thing. If you're trying to do that,
you're gonna have to get in a squat position. Are
you finding have stuff running all down your damn leg?
(06:20):
Hold your response? Last Pert two's response coming up. This
woman that met this man that likes to do dog
stuff ball when they're having sex, liquor when they having sex.
It got kind of ignorant. One night and he came
in on all folds naked with a leash round his leg,
begged her to take his stupid ass outside naked, and
(06:42):
she put a robe on and got the leash. He
on all fours, crawling in the grass. He gets out
there and he relieves himself in the grass. Now I
know he peed in the grass, but I'm trying to
figure out if he tried to number two in his yard. Because,
as I said on the last break, the reason you
don't want to do that, that that on all fours because
man booty ain't to save the dog. Because dog booty
(07:07):
can do things that man booty can't. Dog booty can
push it out, chop it off, clean it, go back in.
Ain't no sign of it. Human booty don't work that way.
Human booty requies wipe it in and pattern and washing this. Okay, well,
(07:32):
I'm just tenning now while he yside. Look, come quick,
did he pee on your leg? Because after this happened,
she didn't call him no more. You should have rolled
up a newspaper and just wore his ass out. He
probably would have liked that too. Good. Now it's some
(07:56):
other problems. You got to deal with him. Now. I
can't have sex with him again. Now he's calling me
non stopped, want me to hear him out. Then he
sent you a link now to an online group of
people that also indulge in this fetish. See, so he
in deep. You're not gonna change him. He not gonna
change him, and you should not be involved with him.
(08:19):
And you did a good thing, but now you pregnant
by him. Now, Shirley got on you and tried to
tell you why didn't you use protection? Sureley, when have
you ever seen a dog with a condy? Harvey? I'm
asking you, Harvey, what dog? And I've seen a lot
(08:40):
of dogs health sex. Have you ever seen one? Stop?
Hold on, wait a minute. I got to get something.
I got it up on a guy and taped up
on him my collar reaching there and get that funny,
I got a dog and now he'd took both pauls
bitter it off with his teeth and rolled it on dogs.
(09:04):
Don't use condom. Shit, he's a man. Okay, Now you
obviously keeping the baby. So now I don't know, you
have to tell this man as his baby, you do
not have to have sex with him again. But if
you're gonna have the child, the child should know his father.
(09:27):
It's just what you're gonna need to do. A supervised visit.
But you're gonna go over there and get your baby
one day, and your baby gonna be in the kinnel. Wow. Yeah,
I mean no, I'm just telling you. If he thinks
he a dog, where is this going? The baby is
part of a litter, like a puppy. That's how you
(09:47):
know he don't name the dog Scoopy for sure. Y'all
don't know where this is going now. So since this
is gonna happen, I'm thinking something like, we gotta get
a name, and I think we need to name this
baby something that's kind of gonna make him happy but
(10:10):
kind of remind you of what you're dealing with. Oh God, Like,
if your name is Landis, your last name is Landis,
maybe you can name the baby Rover landism. Uh. Maybe
if your last name is Johnson, maybe the baby name
can be Skippy Johnson. Oh, I hate you your last
(10:38):
name Thompson. Maybe we can name the baby bow huh Bow?
How about buddy? Buddy is a good dog name, but
sound like people name. But dog names that sound like
people name Scotty Scotty. A lot of people name their
dogs Scotty. If it's a girl, lastie, last I'm just
(11:08):
trying to come up with some name that's kind of sick,
like any of you got, I know, but you gotta
you gotta do stuff like you gotta compensate because there's
nothing to do about this hill. But if you sleep
(11:29):
with a man with all this going on, you gotta
be out your mind, you know, you come up with
stuff like you know, maybe if it's a little girl
like Tricksy, you know, uh, hounds Worthndsworth, Hounds Houndsworth, Jackson, Houndsworth, Tomlin,
(11:55):
you know something in that so far like Skippy and
LASTLYE like last Body, I like Boody, I like Legal Jackson.
This is crazy right here yet? All right? Listen? Um.
You can email us or instagram us your thoughts on
(12:17):
Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, or you can
check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening
to The Steven Show.
Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here.
It is the Strawberry letter, Thank you enough. Subject my
man loves being in the dog house. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I am a twenty eight year old woman dating a
thirty four year old man. We were together nine months
and waited almost five months before we started having sex.
(00:22):
He was very kinky and liked to keep it interesting
in the bedroom, but it ended up being way too
much for me. You've answered a letter like this before,
but mine is different because my man is more extreme.
My issue started one night about three months ago, when
out of nowhere, during sex, he started barking like a
(00:45):
dog and licking me all over during sex. I asked
what the hell was going on, and he shushed me
and told me not to spoil the mood. He told
me to say good boy while we were having sex.
I thought he was playing at first, so I did it.
I told him afterwards that it was awkward as hell,
(01:06):
but he said he loved it. From then on, we
did this dog We did his doggy routine during sex
a few more times, but he got too darn weird.
One night when he came into the bedroom naked on
all fours wearing a leash. He asked me to pet
him and take him for a walk in the backyard.
(01:28):
Of course I didn't want to, but I did. Come on,
I'm trying to read this with a straight face, guys.
We walked out of the yard. We walked out to
the yard, and he stopped and relieved himself, yes, in
the grass. This pushed me to the edge and I
(01:49):
broke up with him and left his naked behind in
the yard. I could never have sex with him again.
Now he's calling me non stop and begging me to
hear him out. He sent me a link to an
online group of people that also indulge in this fetish.
It's all too freaky for me. But now I have
a major problem. I am pregnant by him. I don't
(02:13):
want my child to have a freaky father that might
lick on him and make him potty in the backyard.
I really just want to move away and not even
tell him that I'm pregnant. I know that's not right, though.
What should I do? Please advise? Oh boy, this lady
Edna say she was pregnant. I know, I know, Steve,
I know I know she saved that until the end
(02:34):
didn't she, And she's right. We did have a letter
earlier about a guy who liked to wear furry dog costumes.
We did have that, But you're definitely right. This is
way more extreme with this man right here. And listen.
I was perfectly ready to tell you to run, not
walk away from this man. But now you're pregnant and
(02:55):
an innocent baby is involved in all this foolishness. So
you know, I mean, I don't. This is hard. I mean,
what do you You've got a baby. You know, you
put yourself into this freaky situation. Why didn't you wear protection?
You could get pregnant if you don't wear protection and
(03:17):
you're having sex, you know, and you had sex with
him more than once, you know, so you knew he
was into this freaky stuff, but you had sex with him.
Now the baby is going to have a man who literally,
I mean literally wants to be treated like a dog,
completed with like you say in the letter, walking naked
on all fours and you were nating in the in
the backyard. I mean, I just have to say, get
(03:39):
ready to be a single parent unless this guy straightens
up and changes, you know, But it sounds like he's
really deep into this. I mean, he's part of a
group that does it. He shows you that, you know,
he's not the only one. There's more like me. I
guess to make it seem like he's not so bad
or something, but this is pretty bad, especially if you're
bringing a baby into this situation. So yes, you have
(04:01):
some decisions to make. I mean, he's the father, you
owe him that, but get ready, like I said, to
be a single parent unless he changes. Steve, well, because
I just hand this the best way I can until
we get to the unpregnant part. Twenty eight year old
woman y'all and her shell is answered dating the thirty
year old man. We was together nine months and waited
(04:24):
almost five months before we began having sex. He was kinky,
like to keep it interested. Now, the reason y'all waited
five months is caused probably just probably I'm going out
on a limb. It wasn't maiden season. I'm just gonna
that's who I'm gonna think. Maybe maybe it just wasn't
(04:50):
maiden season. That's funny, Steve. Now you know you dating
even then, y'all having sex and it went kind of
kinky one night he just started barking and looking on
you like a dog, and you told him hold on.
He said, now just pat me and say good boy.
(05:11):
All right, so you start patting it now, Shirley. But
I can't get to that part yet. But here where
it got real stake That night that he came over
and you opened the bedroom. He crawled in on all
fours with that leash and then asked you to walk
him outside, and you didn't want to, but you did.
(05:34):
But I'm assuming you had your clothes on, or maybe
you just put your robe on him. So you take
his negative ass outside and he I'm did he squat down? Yeah,
(05:58):
but you gotta do something else you can't that ain't
not humans. Now. Yeah, well you can pee, but I'm
talking about that other thing. If you're trying to do that,
you're gonna have to get in a squat position. Are
you finding have stuff running all down your damn leg?
(06:20):
Hold your response? Last Pert two's response coming up. This
woman that met this man that likes to do dog
stuff ball when they're having sex, liquor when they having sex.
It got kind of ignorant. One night and he came
in on all folds naked with a leash round his leg,
begged her to take his stupid ass outside naked, and
(06:42):
she put a robe on and got the leash. He
on all fours, crawling in the grass. He gets out
there and he relieves himself in the grass. Now I
know he peed in the grass, but I'm trying to
figure out if he tried to number two in his yard. Because,
as I said on the last break, the reason you
don't want to do that, that that on all fours because
man booty ain't to save the dog. Because dog booty
(07:07):
can do things that man booty can't. Dog booty can
push it out, chop it off, clean it, go back in.
Ain't no sign of it. Human booty don't work that way.
Human booty requies wipe it in and pattern and washing this. Okay, well,
(07:32):
I'm just tenning now while he yside. Look, come quick,
did he pee on your leg? Because after this happened,
she didn't call him no more. You should have rolled
up a newspaper and just wore his ass out. He
probably would have liked that too. Good. Now it's some
(07:56):
other problems. You got to deal with him. Now. I
can't have sex with him again. Now he's calling me
non stopped, want me to hear him out. Then he
sent you a link now to an online group of
people that also indulge in this fetish. See, so he
in deep. You're not gonna change him. He not gonna
change him, and you should not be involved with him.
(08:19):
And you did a good thing, but now you pregnant
by him. Now, Shirley got on you and tried to
tell you why didn't you use protection? Sureley, when have
you ever seen a dog with a condy? Harvey? I'm
asking you, Harvey, what dog? And I've seen a lot
(08:40):
of dogs health sex. Have you ever seen one? Stop?
Hold on, wait a minute. I got to get something.
I got it up on a guy and taped up
on him my collar reaching there and get that funny,
I got a dog and now he'd took both pauls
bitter it off with his teeth and rolled it on dogs.
(09:04):
Don't use condom. Shit, he's a man. Okay, Now you
obviously keeping the baby. So now I don't know, you
have to tell this man as his baby, you do
not have to have sex with him again. But if
you're gonna have the child, the child should know his father.
(09:27):
It's just what you're gonna need to do. A supervised visit.
But you're gonna go over there and get your baby
one day, and your baby gonna be in the kinnel. Wow. Yeah,
I mean no, I'm just telling you. If he thinks
he a dog, where is this going? The baby is
part of a litter, like a puppy. That's how you
(09:47):
know he don't name the dog Scoopy for sure. Y'all
don't know where this is going now. So since this
is gonna happen, I'm thinking something like, we gotta get
a name, and I think we need to name this
baby something that's kind of gonna make him happy but
(10:10):
kind of remind you of what you're dealing with. Oh God, Like,
if your name is Landis, your last name is Landis,
maybe you can name the baby Rover landism. Uh. Maybe
if your last name is Johnson, maybe the baby name
can be Skippy Johnson. Oh, I hate you your last
(10:38):
name Thompson. Maybe we can name the baby bow huh Bow?
How about buddy? Buddy is a good dog name, but
sound like people name. But dog names that sound like
people name Scotty Scotty. A lot of people name their
dogs Scotty. If it's a girl, lastie, last I'm just
(11:08):
trying to come up with some name that's kind of sick,
like any of you got, I know, but you gotta
you gotta do stuff like you gotta compensate because there's
nothing to do about this hill. But if you sleep
(11:29):
with a man with all this going on, you gotta
be out your mind, you know, you come up with
stuff like you know, maybe if it's a little girl
like Tricksy, you know, uh, hounds Worthndsworth, Hounds Houndsworth, Jackson, Houndsworth, Tomlin,
(11:55):
you know something in that so far like Skippy and
LASTLYE like last Body, I like Boody, I like Legal Jackson.
This is crazy right here yet? All right? Listen? Um.
You can email us or instagram us your thoughts on
(12:17):
Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, or you can
check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening
to The Steven Show.
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