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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It is time now for my Strawberry Letter. And if
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We goide it for you. Here. It is Strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
All right, Thank you, nephew. Subject to my new girl
and her sisters. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm thirty six years
old and I'm madly in love with a beautiful woman
who is the woman of my dreams. About fourteen years ago,
when I was finishing up college in Georgia, I needed
two roommates to help with my rent. So I put
an ad on a bulletin board at school. Back then

(00:50):
it was safe to do stuff like that. I got
a response from two step stepsisters. One was a junior
and the other one was a sophomore. They both moved
in and fixed up the place and gave it a
feminine touch. I took it. I took a good look
at them both one day and realized they were very sexy.

(01:10):
I started studying at home more and we've had dinner together,
then sit on the balcony and have a few drinks together.
They flirted with me individually, and I let them know
individually that I was ready and willing. I started having
sex with the older sister first, while the younger one
was in class. She had an eight am class three

(01:31):
days a week, so I had the older sister three
days a week. Months later, the younger sister walked in
on me in the bathroom and she slid in the
shower with me. I was having a lot of sex
and I don't know. I don't think the sisters knew
I was doing them both. I graduated and I lost
contact with them. Fast forward to present day. My new

(01:51):
girlfriend brags about her younger sisters. She even told me
their names, but it didn't register until I finally saw
photos of them. Our sisters or stepsisters are my old roommates.
I have slept with the girl with my girlfriend's sisters.
I wonder if my girl has told them about me,
and if they have seen my picture and have kept quiet.

(02:14):
Is it best to tell my girl what happened fourteen
years ago, Please advise, Wow, what are the chances, what
are the chances? You cannot make this kind of stuff up?
You just can't. And I got to say to you,
everyone has a past period now. Yours is a lot
more colorful. It's a lot more crazy, for sure. But
you had your fun back in the day, and there's

(02:36):
no reason to bring this up today. Here's the question,
has your girl brought it up? Has she said anything
about it at all? She might already know you never know.
Here's another question. Have the sister said anything to your
new girl, their stepsister or whatever. This was fourteen years ago.
A lot has happened since then, And although it was
a big deal to you back then, the sisters may

(02:58):
have forgotten all about you. None of you probably even
look the same now. Unless you're all in the same
room together with pictures of how you were back then,
it may not even come up. So I just say,
live your life and don't worry about it. If it
comes up.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Tell everyone you thought everybody else knew.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Steve, sure, you lost your damn mand the hell fourteen
years ago? Two women? Don't nobody remember nothing? Everybody stupid. Now,
let me tell you what he gonna have to do.
He gonna have to be stupid. This right here is
a disaster in the making. This is when your past

(03:42):
come back to bite you in your You've heard it,
this is exactly it. But now, bro, you can this
is the attitude you gotta take. Fourteen years ago you
did this. You had no idea of the upcoming. So

(04:03):
ignorance is bliss. Usually they say ignorance is not an excuse, but.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
You gonna have to make it one. Listen to me, dog,
listen to me, cappy. Don't you listen to what shirtage
just told you. If you think.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Three women ain't gonna remember something, you done lost your
damn mind. I don't know a woman that even know
how to forget. I don't even think that. I don't
even really think y'all don't really think women forget. I
don't think they know how. That's a skill set that
all of them have. And they have a memory, so keen.
They can tell you what shirt you had on when

(04:48):
you told a lot that ain't a woman that doesn't
forgot that. When the last time you heard a woman
say what I forgot? All about that? If she say that,
she lies, Especially when it comes to who they done
slept with hell or woman done forgot that. You know

(05:10):
most women, most women ain't garden tools. Most women are
not garden tools. So women will know who they've slept
and they see you again. Fourteen years later, Shirley said,
y'all might not even look alike.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Y'all might even look in same. You ain't change that then.
Now I'll admit.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I've seen some women in my past that I cannot
believe it was me.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I have seen that they've come to shows. Hey, Steve,
remember man I went on here. Damn, you can't tell you.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
It's like, oh, I can't say that. It's like a
lot of things. I tell you all this off the air,
but they gonna know.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Now.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
What I'm going to tell you when we come back
is how you need to handle me when they bring
it to you.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
But right now, shut your mouth. Don't bring it up.
Shut show mouth.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Now. When it do come up, and it's going to
come up, I promise you that prepare for that. Uncle
Steve gonna tell you exactly what you need to do
when it come up.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
But you don't bring it up.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
You know not that.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Shut your mouth.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
But know that as soon as they see you, they
gonna know exactly who you're as he and that's when
you're gonna have to do what Uncle Steve say.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Coming up next, what to do when all three sisters
is in the.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Same you heard Steve.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
We'll have part two of his response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject
my new girl and her sisters.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
We'll get back into it right after this.

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Speaker 3 (07:36):
All right, come on.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Steve Let's recap Today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is my
new girl and her sisters.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
All right, now, let me quickly take you through something
I didn't so I just give you a recapitor's letter
just due fourteen. He's thirty six years old. He's madly
in love with this beautiful woman who is a woman
of his dreams. Oh, he didn't matter. This is it
he wants to. When a man find at the wife
he finded for a good thing, he gonna ask him
that this is the woman he been looking for. But

(08:05):
fourteen years ago, when he's finishing up school in Georgia,
he put an ad on the bulleting board that he
needed a couple of roommates to help him with his rent.
When these two step sisters applied for the job, one
was a junior, another one was a sophomore. So they
both moved in. They fixed up the place, They put
a nice feminine.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Touch to it. But then you said, one day you
took a good look at both of.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Them and realized they was very sexy.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
It didn't take you know a couple of days to
know that. Dog.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
When they was putting hanging all that stuff on the
wall lifting their arms up. You saw it, So you
started studying that home more just to be around. Then
y'all beat on Valcony, had some drinks. They flirted with
you individually, and I let him know individually. I was
ready and with it. So you started having sex with
the older sister first, because.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
She had a she was available.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
The younger one had an A M class three days
a week, so I had the older sister three days
a week. Months later, the younger sister walked on me
in the bathroom and slid into the shower with me.
Now you doing everybody, You do it the whole family.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I was having a lot of sex. I was doing.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Both of them graduated and you lost contact with them.
This is the key information for me. After graduation, you've lost.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Contact with them. Very good. Use this letter.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
As everdence when you get busted, cost me you're gonna
get busted. Fast forward to present day. My girlfriend brags
about her youngest sister. She even told me they name,
but it ain't registered until you saw photos of them.
Shirley just said, they probably don't even look the same.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
You ain't gonna know it. You saw the photo. That's still.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
I wonder if my girl. One has told them about me,
And if they have seen my picture and have kept quiet,
is it best to tell my girl what happened.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Fourteen years ago?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Please about it all right, now, let's get to this.
You're gonna get busted. Y're all gonna be there together.
Listen to Uncle Steve. You don't know none of them.
You ain't never seen them before.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
What the.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Georgia used in college? Georgia way.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
You had some roommates, y'all wants a roommates?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Hello? And you are? Hey? How you doing?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
You ain't never seen them, You don't know what they
talking about.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's such a distant.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Memory for you. You are foggy amnesia. You don't even
recognize them. It ain't mean nothing to you. You don't
know them. And if they bring it up that you
all had sex together, listen to me be appalled.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
What like? What like?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
What?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
You and I?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Remember in the shower at that time?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
What shower? What wouldn't you? No damn shower?

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Well, when we were I don't even like sex in
the shower. I don't even like that. Plus if I
can soap.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Me after dinner, the drinks, you don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
The drinks we was drinking.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Excuse me, excuse me, lady, who are you?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'm your roommate. Remember I came in with my sister.
We fixed up the place. You needed two roommate you
put this.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I had some roommates back then. Yeah, I had some
roommates back then. Yeah it wasn't y'all.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Though, Yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
We were were you?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
No?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
What was your major? Just be just be real, just
be real, because they say stupid? What was your major
communication communication? Oh no, I'm in advertising. I ain't do
that right there, listen to me, brouh, complete denial, complete amnesia.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
You didn't do.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Her girl, you didn't do her sisters. You don't know,
you don't know nothing about this. And then when they
all crash in on you and they bust you. Now,
this is when you gotta start coming a little clean.
Like it seems like I remember something like that. But

(12:50):
I was so young then. You know I was on drugs,
don't you. Yeah, I've been real had that whole life
was a blur for me. I never told you that,
but it was a blur for me. I'm so glad
you uh. And then he go to good one.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Hey, you know what I'm saved, so I don't even.
I don't even. I'm saving nothing. The Lord save me.
Put a bunch of watchtowers round on your coffee table.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Just all the boast.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
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Speaker 3 (13:31):
Never Sounded so good.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
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Speaker 3 (13:38):
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Speaker 1 (13:45):
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