February 10, 2020 • 13 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 31 year old, Republican black man and I can’t find a woman to call my own. I have dated all kinds of women but I can’t get a woman to stay with me after we have sex for the first time. I’ve had sex with black women and they told me that I am disturbed and I need help. I’ve had sex with white and Mexican women and they said they’re very uncomfortable during sex. They all complain and say I’m a sicko because I enjoy being treated like a slave in bed..........
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
advice on relationships dating, you must have read it already. Junior,
you got a sneak peek. If you need advice in relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
(00:22):
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
gonna read this one right here, right now. All right, Papa,
I ain't hurt yet. I'm ready here. Let's buckle up,
hold on tyke, let's go Strawberry letter, all right? Subject
not during Black History Month, okay. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm
a thirty one year old Republican Black man and I
(00:43):
can't find a woman to call my own. I have
dated all kinds of women, but I can't get a
woman to stay with me after we have sex. For
the first time, I've had sex with black women and
they told me that I am disturbed and need help.
I've had sex with white and Mexican women and they
said they're very uncomfortable during sex. They all complain and
(01:04):
say I'm a sicko because I enjoy being treated like
a slave in bed. I like to be hit, spit on,
and call the inWORD and other foul names. The more
insulting it is, the better. It's impossible for me to
(01:26):
finish the sexual encounter once I tell them what I
want them to do. I am not ashamed of how
kinky I am, so it shouldn't be a big deal
for the women. There are far worse things I could
be into, and I'm a one woman man that works
hard and has strong values. I just want a woman
that can match me in the bedroom. I'm writing you
(01:47):
for advice because last week I offended a woman that
I really voted with and I could see myself having
a future with her. I tried to have normal sex
with her, but it was too boring, so midway through it,
I told her what I needed her to do to
help me in the move, keep me in the move.
She started screaming at me and told me I was
(02:07):
being disrespectful because it's Black History Month. She left my
house half dressed, and since then she hasn't answered any
of my texas or called. She has got to be
in There's got to be an open minded woman somewhere
out there. Should I give up something I enjoy or
(02:27):
hold out for the right woman. I need your honest advice,
you sicko. Okay, the lady was right. Yeah, I mean,
come on now, slavery is over. This is not fun
to anyone. This is not sexy to anyone to do
in the bedroom. No one is going to sign up
for this. That's why they keep running away and never
(02:48):
answer your calls. I mean, no matter what race or
creed or color you are, and you say you've been
with all of them, they all feel the same way.
Either they're not gonna like it, they think you're a sicko,
or or they're going to be very uncomfortable. And this
is supposed to be a sexy, sensual, fun time in
the bedroom. Yeah. Again, nothing sexy about slavery calling you
(03:12):
the INN word? What what with you? You like to
you like to be hit, spit on and call the
N word? And I mean no, no, any respectable woman
uh is not going to go there with you. I'm
just gonna tell you that. I mean, you know, pick
(03:34):
something else, slavery. It's not gonna do it for you.
I'm sorry, You're I just say, you know, you gotta
stop this, Okay, I don't know if you'll ever find
a woman. I don't think you'll ever find a woman
that's gonna go toe to toe with you like this.
I just don't. This is over. It's a very painful
(03:56):
time in our history. And again this is Black History Month.
That one was right, you're disturbed. Something's wrong with you,
Steve Well Gods, let's just start what this letter need?
Just start? Okay. I'm a thirty one year old Republican
black man. That's the part of your damn problem right here. See,
(04:20):
right now, we all to a bad start as we
speak in this letter. That for you got whatever you
got coming in this letter, you bought it on yourself.
He was, I can't find a woman to call my own.
We're gonna go back to that in a minute. Can't
(04:44):
find a woman to call your own. All right, that's
very important information because you can't get nobody to stay
with you after y'all have sex for the first time.
Now I'm thinking this guy I must be all right
because he didn't has sexual to everybody black women. They
(05:06):
told me that you disturbed and I need him. I
didn't have sex with white and Mexican women. They said
that very uncomfortable doing sex So what it means is
he looks like appearance wise to be a good catch
because he's able to get a plethora of women. Right now,
(05:28):
everybody complaining because I'm a sicko, because I enjoyed being
treated like a slave in bad How do a slave
get treated in bed? It's my number one? You no
(05:50):
question for you? Well, what do we have to do
to you? So now he describes it. Yeah, I want
you to spit on me. Oh, I want you to
beat me, and I want you to call me to
end word. I wish you would. It's crazy you won't
(06:13):
that you won't a woman to spit on you back.
Oh man, Wow, I'm having trouble with this. So when
we come back, I'm gonna tell you the real problem
you're going to hear during Black History Month. All right, listen,
(06:34):
we're gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject of today's
Strawberry Letter, not during Black History Month. Okay, we've back
at twenty three after right now you're listening to show.
(06:57):
All right, guys, I've been telling you to do this,
but there's some of you who still haven't placed your orders.
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with the gorgeous rose bouquets that are guaranteed to impress
at my friends at one eight hundred flowers dot com
today only Now you can get eighteen steel enchanted rose
medley for just twenty nine ninety nine. Bouquets are available
(07:19):
only while supplies last. To order the eighteenth stem and
chanted rose medley for twenty nine ninety nine, go to
one eight hundred flowers dot com, click the radio icon
and enter code Strawberry. Order today and save at one
eight hundred flowers dot com code Strawberry. Her re offer
expires today and Steve tell them Happy Valentine's Day. All right,
(07:40):
Happy Valentine's Day. All right, we get Steve, we have
to recap today's strawberry letter is crazy and got to
recap this this stupid letter. It's crazy and ignorant as
this letter is tell thirty one year old Republican black
man can't frying a woman to all his own now.
(08:03):
He say that after the first time they have sex,
they don't want to get back with him because they
tell him he's sick, he's disturbed, and he needs help,
and he didn't have sexual White women, Mexican women, black women.
They all get uncomfortable doing sex. Why are they uncomfortable
(08:24):
because this fool won't to be bick to spit on
and call the ndword. Boy, I hadn't heard it all.
And the more insulting it is, the bet it is.
(08:45):
It's impossible for me to finish the sexual encounter once
I tell him what I want them to do. I'm
not ashamed of how kink I am, so it shouldn't
be a big deal for the women. Let's stop right here. See,
let me tell you what you having dog In case
you ain't wondered about this, This ain't kinky. Have you
(09:06):
ever thought that most women don't want to have sex
with a slave? See, and you opened the letter with
a hit, I can't find a woman to call my own. Oh,
you wants to own somebody. See that's your damn problem
(09:27):
right now. Women ain't enter that. Ever, you're not gonna
own them, and they want to own you, but not
as a slave. Nobody signing that you didn't scared the
little white girl you and that getting it then just
spit on me, call me in word, Come on it
(09:47):
louder sad like you me whip me when that strapped
across my back? Take cabsman, now, I want you, I
want it from you. Come on, white whip smian like
I went that. You You know I ain't got no
(10:09):
business with no white woman. Whooped me, spit on my back,
make them cutch bird? What spit on my back? When
you make the cutch bird? Not like that? Man, I'm
goals in here. Whi you waiting? Wise? We having sex?
(10:33):
Let me go in here and make you a plea.
Have you ever heard of anything like this? Nothing? Here's
the problem. Here's the problem. What woman meets a man
and go how you doing? Uh? No, I don't want
to date you YouTube rich. I'm looking for somebody, very
very poe. So you working huh and they pay you?
(10:59):
You accept money for working. I'm looking for something else.
Excuse me. It's just not the way women are now.
What's really uncomfortable is if you come into bed as
a sleeve. What is you got this chain around your nickles?
(11:28):
If you don't take them down, burn up draws. Also,
we can lay up him trousers. It's cutting me. What
is you saying him's fault? It's just and it's black.
(11:53):
It's just things you gotta do. So let me ask
you a question to sum it up. This way, if
you really really want to be spent on, I don't
even know how to act this out. I've been trying
to think of a way, but I just don't know
(12:14):
how to Okay, Shirley, it's the best way we can
do it. Just ask me any kind of questions you wanted.
That's kind kind of sexy, not sexual, But just ask
me a couple of questions and then it lead you
up to what I'm out. Oh, you smell really good.
What kind of cologne are you wearing? I smell good?
(12:37):
Oh girl, I got to go in here and starts
thinking I can't be smelling good what we've been to do? Wow,
I'm getting kind of thirsty with all this activity. Um,
do you have anything to drink? We ain't got no water.
We don't get water to Ennemony eight o'clock would massive
(12:58):
brain the water rock? Well? I don't even know if
I should ask you for a snack or something. I'm
really getting a little hungry. Oh, I ain't no problem,
got plenty of chittes. Oh god, all right, we gotta
go Thank you for that reenactment. Don't call me ever
(13:19):
again in life. Go where we can't go nowhere. This
is where we live. Dolls is locked. Take them chains
off the dolls. The enemy is hell, all right. Hit
us up on Instagram and Steve Harvey FM with your
thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter and check out the Strawberry
Letter podcast on demand now. Coming up next, we've got
(13:41):
trending topics and a little entertainment news. The Oscars were
last night. We'll catch you up to date right after this.
You're listening
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
advice on relationships dating, you must have read it already. Junior,
you got a sneak peek. If you need advice in relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
(00:22):
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
gonna read this one right here, right now. All right, Papa,
I ain't hurt yet. I'm ready here. Let's buckle up,
hold on tyke, let's go Strawberry letter, all right? Subject
not during Black History Month, okay. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm
a thirty one year old Republican Black man and I
(00:43):
can't find a woman to call my own. I have
dated all kinds of women, but I can't get a
woman to stay with me after we have sex. For
the first time, I've had sex with black women and
they told me that I am disturbed and need help.
I've had sex with white and Mexican women and they
said they're very uncomfortable during sex. They all complain and
(01:04):
say I'm a sicko because I enjoy being treated like
a slave in bed. I like to be hit, spit on,
and call the inWORD and other foul names. The more
insulting it is, the better. It's impossible for me to
(01:26):
finish the sexual encounter once I tell them what I
want them to do. I am not ashamed of how
kinky I am, so it shouldn't be a big deal
for the women. There are far worse things I could
be into, and I'm a one woman man that works
hard and has strong values. I just want a woman
that can match me in the bedroom. I'm writing you
(01:47):
for advice because last week I offended a woman that
I really voted with and I could see myself having
a future with her. I tried to have normal sex
with her, but it was too boring, so midway through it,
I told her what I needed her to do to
help me in the move, keep me in the move.
She started screaming at me and told me I was
(02:07):
being disrespectful because it's Black History Month. She left my
house half dressed, and since then she hasn't answered any
of my texas or called. She has got to be
in There's got to be an open minded woman somewhere
out there. Should I give up something I enjoy or
(02:27):
hold out for the right woman. I need your honest advice,
you sicko. Okay, the lady was right. Yeah, I mean,
come on now, slavery is over. This is not fun
to anyone. This is not sexy to anyone to do
in the bedroom. No one is going to sign up
for this. That's why they keep running away and never
(02:48):
answer your calls. I mean, no matter what race or
creed or color you are, and you say you've been
with all of them, they all feel the same way.
Either they're not gonna like it, they think you're a sicko,
or or they're going to be very uncomfortable. And this
is supposed to be a sexy, sensual, fun time in
the bedroom. Yeah. Again, nothing sexy about slavery calling you
(03:12):
the INN word? What what with you? You like to
you like to be hit, spit on and call the
N word? And I mean no, no, any respectable woman
uh is not going to go there with you. I'm
just gonna tell you that. I mean, you know, pick
(03:34):
something else, slavery. It's not gonna do it for you.
I'm sorry, You're I just say, you know, you gotta
stop this, Okay, I don't know if you'll ever find
a woman. I don't think you'll ever find a woman
that's gonna go toe to toe with you like this.
I just don't. This is over. It's a very painful
(03:56):
time in our history. And again this is Black History Month.
That one was right, you're disturbed. Something's wrong with you,
Steve Well Gods, let's just start what this letter need?
Just start? Okay. I'm a thirty one year old Republican
black man. That's the part of your damn problem right here. See,
(04:20):
right now, we all to a bad start as we
speak in this letter. That for you got whatever you
got coming in this letter, you bought it on yourself.
He was, I can't find a woman to call my own.
We're gonna go back to that in a minute. Can't
(04:44):
find a woman to call your own. All right, that's
very important information because you can't get nobody to stay
with you after y'all have sex for the first time.
Now I'm thinking this guy I must be all right
because he didn't has sexual to everybody black women. They
(05:06):
told me that you disturbed and I need him. I
didn't have sex with white and Mexican women. They said
that very uncomfortable doing sex So what it means is
he looks like appearance wise to be a good catch
because he's able to get a plethora of women. Right now,
(05:28):
everybody complaining because I'm a sicko, because I enjoyed being
treated like a slave in bad How do a slave
get treated in bed? It's my number one? You no
(05:50):
question for you? Well, what do we have to do
to you? So now he describes it. Yeah, I want
you to spit on me. Oh, I want you to
beat me, and I want you to call me to
end word. I wish you would. It's crazy you won't
(06:13):
that you won't a woman to spit on you back.
Oh man, Wow, I'm having trouble with this. So when
we come back, I'm gonna tell you the real problem
you're going to hear during Black History Month. All right, listen,
(06:34):
we're gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject of today's
Strawberry Letter, not during Black History Month. Okay, we've back
at twenty three after right now you're listening to show.
(06:57):
All right, guys, I've been telling you to do this,
but there's some of you who still haven't placed your orders.
For Valentine's Valentine's is only four days away. To go
with the gorgeous rose bouquets that are guaranteed to impress
at my friends at one eight hundred flowers dot com
today only Now you can get eighteen steel enchanted rose
medley for just twenty nine ninety nine. Bouquets are available
(07:19):
only while supplies last. To order the eighteenth stem and
chanted rose medley for twenty nine ninety nine, go to
one eight hundred flowers dot com, click the radio icon
and enter code Strawberry. Order today and save at one
eight hundred flowers dot com code Strawberry. Her re offer
expires today and Steve tell them Happy Valentine's Day. All right,
(07:40):
Happy Valentine's Day. All right, we get Steve, we have
to recap today's strawberry letter is crazy and got to
recap this this stupid letter. It's crazy and ignorant as
this letter is tell thirty one year old Republican black
man can't frying a woman to all his own now.
(08:03):
He say that after the first time they have sex,
they don't want to get back with him because they
tell him he's sick, he's disturbed, and he needs help,
and he didn't have sexual White women, Mexican women, black women.
They all get uncomfortable doing sex. Why are they uncomfortable
(08:24):
because this fool won't to be bick to spit on
and call the ndword. Boy, I hadn't heard it all.
And the more insulting it is, the bet it is.
(08:45):
It's impossible for me to finish the sexual encounter once
I tell him what I want them to do. I'm
not ashamed of how kink I am, so it shouldn't
be a big deal for the women. Let's stop right here. See,
let me tell you what you having dog In case
you ain't wondered about this, This ain't kinky. Have you
(09:06):
ever thought that most women don't want to have sex
with a slave? See, and you opened the letter with
a hit, I can't find a woman to call my own. Oh,
you wants to own somebody. See that's your damn problem
(09:27):
right now. Women ain't enter that. Ever, you're not gonna
own them, and they want to own you, but not
as a slave. Nobody signing that you didn't scared the
little white girl you and that getting it then just
spit on me, call me in word, Come on it
(09:47):
louder sad like you me whip me when that strapped
across my back? Take cabsman, now, I want you, I
want it from you. Come on, white whip smian like
I went that. You You know I ain't got no
(10:09):
business with no white woman. Whooped me, spit on my back,
make them cutch bird? What spit on my back? When
you make the cutch bird? Not like that? Man, I'm
goals in here. Whi you waiting? Wise? We having sex?
(10:33):
Let me go in here and make you a plea.
Have you ever heard of anything like this? Nothing? Here's
the problem. Here's the problem. What woman meets a man
and go how you doing? Uh? No, I don't want
to date you YouTube rich. I'm looking for somebody, very
very poe. So you working huh and they pay you?
(10:59):
You accept money for working. I'm looking for something else.
Excuse me. It's just not the way women are now.
What's really uncomfortable is if you come into bed as
a sleeve. What is you got this chain around your nickles?
(11:28):
If you don't take them down, burn up draws. Also,
we can lay up him trousers. It's cutting me. What
is you saying him's fault? It's just and it's black.
(11:53):
It's just things you gotta do. So let me ask
you a question to sum it up. This way, if
you really really want to be spent on, I don't
even know how to act this out. I've been trying
to think of a way, but I just don't know
(12:14):
how to Okay, Shirley, it's the best way we can
do it. Just ask me any kind of questions you wanted.
That's kind kind of sexy, not sexual, But just ask
me a couple of questions and then it lead you
up to what I'm out. Oh, you smell really good.
What kind of cologne are you wearing? I smell good?
(12:37):
Oh girl, I got to go in here and starts
thinking I can't be smelling good what we've been to do? Wow,
I'm getting kind of thirsty with all this activity. Um,
do you have anything to drink? We ain't got no water.
We don't get water to Ennemony eight o'clock would massive
(12:58):
brain the water rock? Well? I don't even know if
I should ask you for a snack or something. I'm
really getting a little hungry. Oh, I ain't no problem,
got plenty of chittes. Oh god, all right, we gotta
go Thank you for that reenactment. Don't call me ever
(13:19):
again in life. Go where we can't go nowhere. This
is where we live. Dolls is locked. Take them chains
off the dolls. The enemy is hell, all right. Hit
us up on Instagram and Steve Harvey FM with your
thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter and check out the Strawberry
Letter podcast on demand now. Coming up next, we've got
(13:41):
trending topics and a little entertainment news. The Oscars were
last night. We'll catch you up to date right after this.
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