October 20, 2017 • 8 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley I am a 47 year old attorney who is seven months pregnant. I have three daughters that are grown married and have professional careers. My youngest daughter just moved back home with her husband because they're in the process of moving into a new home. One night I was home alone and my oldest daughter's husband came over to pick something up for his wife.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Come on, take me to the letter. Okay, alright, subject
not ready for this. Pregnant by my son in law.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a forty seven year old
attorney who was seven months pregnant. I have three daughters
that are grown, married and have professional careers. My youngest
(00:24):
daughter just moved back home with her husband because they're
in the process of moving into a new home. One night,
I was home alone and my oldest daughter's husband came
over to pick something up for his wife. One thing
led to another and we had sex. We repeated our
actions several more times. Close to our final time having sex,
(00:44):
the husband of my daughter that's living with me accidentally
walked into my room and caught us. This was one
of the most embarrassing moments of my life. My daughter
and son in law won't weren't supposed to be home
now for the less, My son in law didn't tell
his wife, and he said that he didn't tell anyone else. However,
(01:06):
he did approach me to discuss this incident. I am
shameful of what happened next, but I ended up pleasuring
him too. A month after this incident, I went to
the doctor and found out that I was pregnant. I'm
not sure which one of my sons in law is
the father of my unborn child. My husband is already
(01:30):
suspicious about my pregnancy because he got fixed about three
years ago. Steve, I don't know what to do. I
don't right there. I don't want to break up my family. Uh.
Too late, too late, too late. We can't help you.
I mean, you've already completely destroyed your family. You've already
(01:52):
done it. And the damage you've done with your selfishness,
with your lust going after your daughter's husband. Uh, it's
gonna leave some lifelong scarves. I mean, really, how how
could you? How could you do this? I don't get it.
Uh to your daughters, two of them? Uh. I think
you're morally corrupt because you didn't just do it one time.
(02:15):
You kept going back for more. It kept going back
for more. Even one time is horrible, of course, but
you wouldn't stop. This is crazy. Did you did you
say you were sorry for your path of destruction you caused? No,
you didn't even say one time in this letter? And
how are you at forty seven? An attorney obviously educated,
(02:37):
but not smart enough to at least use some protection
so you wouldn't get pregnant. Now you're pregnant. You don't
even know who the father is. Are you forty seven? Really?
I'm just so sorry that you're bringing a baby into
this mess. I mean, the best that you can hope
for is that God above will forgive you. Steve protection
(03:01):
ain't even here. What is your ass doing? First of all,
you said, I'm a forty seven year old attorney. Let's
just start. Just let off the right your forty seven
year old, stupid attorney. You're stupid, You're stupid, You're trifling,
your raggedy What the hell were you ever even thinking about?
(03:23):
See this, when a woman really throws me into something,
let me ask you something. You you got your this
This daughter yours moved into the house or in her
husband because they find to get a new home. So
they wasn't supposed to be there. So one day your
oldest daughter, just the one that got married first, came
over to pick up something for his wife. One thing
led to another. We had sex. Let's stop right here.
(03:46):
What is the one thing that leads to the other
thing where you starts to screw in your son in
law who is married to your oldest daughter. What is
the one thing that got said here that led to
something else to where y'all had said, what is that
(04:08):
thing that gets said? I want to know what that
is because I've yet to hear those words in my life.
So now I'm stuck right there. We repeated I actually
several more times. Close to our final time having sex,
the husband and my daughter was literally accidentally walked in
my room and caught us. I'm a little curious about
(04:29):
this too. How does a guy accidentally walk in to
you and your husband's bedroom? What grown ass man breaches this?
No trespassing? So do you understand me? Man? I mean
dug for real. So it's a lot going on in
(04:52):
this family. I don't get all that moving back here.
So what you're getting the new damn house? You ain't
coming back over here. But my I ain't even mentioned
the fact and all of this is going on while
you have a husband. That's what's really the cold part
of me. Let me see if I can get one
more thing in him. I ain't got the time. I'm
(05:13):
just starting to get the feeling here. Let me just
save it for the rest of it. That's how I'll
be back lord. But come on, Steve, let's go with
part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter. Okay,
now this now, then now, after the dude called him
never Nevertheless, my son in law didn't tell his wife,
(05:33):
and he said he didn't tell anyone. However, he did
approach me to discuss the incident. I'm shameful of what
happened next, but I ended up pleasing him too. The
only thing I can say is how this conversation went.
Would look here, I might have to tell somebody, but
you know, unless you do me, I might have to
(05:58):
tell somebody. And one thing I got to get us
attorney credits folk. She really know how to shut a
man up. This attorney is good at shutting me in up,
because you got two sons in laws just got over there,
just as quiet as they can be about this. Here,
I'm sleeping with my wife and her mama now with her.
(06:25):
You know you're pregnant, and you ain't sure what's one
of your sons in laws is the father of the unborn.
Light didn't matter. My husband is already suspicious about my
pregnancy because he got fixed about three years ago. Your
husband is a damn fool. Suspicion. Let me explain something
to you. If I get fixed there, my wife get pregnant,
(06:46):
what what is worth to be suspicious about? I'm just
letting you know how real folks and your whole family dysfunctional. Up. Then,
let me just say this here. The third son in
law has got to be sitting there sucking his some
just wondering, preeing, is hit shot after promised laying coming next?
(07:14):
See he's sitting up there like here on the sideline
of a basketball game, just watching them running. Now, my
question is sure you grow up a little bitswhere you
quit after like an attorney girl, Well, I grow up
whether this woman and hello, have you wanted your daughter's husband?
(07:39):
What the hell is wrong with you? How much approval
do you need to justify that being an attorney obviously
ain't enough in your life. Okay, thank you, Steve, but
we do have to go. Please please please join me
today at one p m. Eastern Time for our Strawberry
(08:00):
Letter live after show on Facebook. We'll talk about today's
letter and I'll have my fresh strawberry pick of the weekend.
We'll talk about trending topics as well. U
Come on, take me to the letter. Okay, alright, subject
not ready for this. Pregnant by my son in law.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a forty seven year old
attorney who was seven months pregnant. I have three daughters
that are grown, married and have professional careers. My youngest
(00:24):
daughter just moved back home with her husband because they're
in the process of moving into a new home. One night,
I was home alone and my oldest daughter's husband came
over to pick something up for his wife. One thing
led to another and we had sex. We repeated our
actions several more times. Close to our final time having sex,
(00:44):
the husband of my daughter that's living with me accidentally
walked into my room and caught us. This was one
of the most embarrassing moments of my life. My daughter
and son in law won't weren't supposed to be home
now for the less, My son in law didn't tell
his wife, and he said that he didn't tell anyone else. However,
(01:06):
he did approach me to discuss this incident. I am
shameful of what happened next, but I ended up pleasuring
him too. A month after this incident, I went to
the doctor and found out that I was pregnant. I'm
not sure which one of my sons in law is
the father of my unborn child. My husband is already
(01:30):
suspicious about my pregnancy because he got fixed about three
years ago. Steve, I don't know what to do. I
don't right there. I don't want to break up my family. Uh.
Too late, too late, too late. We can't help you.
I mean, you've already completely destroyed your family. You've already
(01:52):
done it. And the damage you've done with your selfishness,
with your lust going after your daughter's husband. Uh, it's
gonna leave some lifelong scarves. I mean, really, how how
could you? How could you do this? I don't get it.
Uh to your daughters, two of them? Uh. I think
you're morally corrupt because you didn't just do it one time.
(02:15):
You kept going back for more. It kept going back
for more. Even one time is horrible, of course, but
you wouldn't stop. This is crazy. Did you did you
say you were sorry for your path of destruction you caused? No,
you didn't even say one time in this letter? And
how are you at forty seven? An attorney obviously educated,
(02:37):
but not smart enough to at least use some protection
so you wouldn't get pregnant. Now you're pregnant. You don't
even know who the father is. Are you forty seven? Really?
I'm just so sorry that you're bringing a baby into
this mess. I mean, the best that you can hope
for is that God above will forgive you. Steve protection
(03:01):
ain't even here. What is your ass doing? First of all,
you said, I'm a forty seven year old attorney. Let's
just start. Just let off the right your forty seven
year old, stupid attorney. You're stupid, You're stupid, You're trifling,
your raggedy What the hell were you ever even thinking about?
(03:23):
See this, when a woman really throws me into something,
let me ask you something. You you got your this
This daughter yours moved into the house or in her
husband because they find to get a new home. So
they wasn't supposed to be there. So one day your
oldest daughter, just the one that got married first, came
over to pick up something for his wife. One thing
led to another. We had sex. Let's stop right here.
(03:46):
What is the one thing that leads to the other
thing where you starts to screw in your son in
law who is married to your oldest daughter. What is
the one thing that got said here that led to
something else to where y'all had said, what is that
(04:08):
thing that gets said? I want to know what that
is because I've yet to hear those words in my life.
So now I'm stuck right there. We repeated I actually
several more times. Close to our final time having sex,
the husband and my daughter was literally accidentally walked in
my room and caught us. I'm a little curious about
(04:29):
this too. How does a guy accidentally walk in to
you and your husband's bedroom? What grown ass man breaches this?
No trespassing? So do you understand me? Man? I mean
dug for real. So it's a lot going on in
(04:52):
this family. I don't get all that moving back here.
So what you're getting the new damn house? You ain't
coming back over here. But my I ain't even mentioned
the fact and all of this is going on while
you have a husband. That's what's really the cold part
of me. Let me see if I can get one
more thing in him. I ain't got the time. I'm
(05:13):
just starting to get the feeling here. Let me just
save it for the rest of it. That's how I'll
be back lord. But come on, Steve, let's go with
part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter. Okay,
now this now, then now, after the dude called him
never Nevertheless, my son in law didn't tell his wife,
(05:33):
and he said he didn't tell anyone. However, he did
approach me to discuss the incident. I'm shameful of what
happened next, but I ended up pleasing him too. The
only thing I can say is how this conversation went.
Would look here, I might have to tell somebody, but
you know, unless you do me, I might have to
(05:58):
tell somebody. And one thing I got to get us
attorney credits folk. She really know how to shut a
man up. This attorney is good at shutting me in up,
because you got two sons in laws just got over there,
just as quiet as they can be about this. Here,
I'm sleeping with my wife and her mama now with her.
(06:25):
You know you're pregnant, and you ain't sure what's one
of your sons in laws is the father of the unborn.
Light didn't matter. My husband is already suspicious about my
pregnancy because he got fixed about three years ago. Your
husband is a damn fool. Suspicion. Let me explain something
to you. If I get fixed there, my wife get pregnant,
(06:46):
what what is worth to be suspicious about? I'm just
letting you know how real folks and your whole family dysfunctional. Up. Then,
let me just say this here. The third son in
law has got to be sitting there sucking his some
just wondering, preeing, is hit shot after promised laying coming next?
(07:14):
See he's sitting up there like here on the sideline
of a basketball game, just watching them running. Now, my
question is sure you grow up a little bitswhere you
quit after like an attorney girl, Well, I grow up
whether this woman and hello, have you wanted your daughter's husband?
(07:39):
What the hell is wrong with you? How much approval
do you need to justify that being an attorney obviously
ain't enough in your life. Okay, thank you, Steve, but
we do have to go. Please please please join me
today at one p m. Eastern Time for our Strawberry
(08:00):
Letter live after show on Facebook. We'll talk about today's
letter and I'll have my fresh strawberry pick of the weekend.
We'll talk about trending topics as well. U
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