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July 20, 2021 13 mins

Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a 49 year old retired businessman. I had a start-up in the early 2000s that did very well and I sold it in a multi-million-dollar deal. I make the majority of my income now from my real estate investments. That’s how I met my 27 year old fiancé. She was renting one of my houses and after three months of her living there, we had sex and I started taking care of her in every way. Here’s why…..............

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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(00:23):
you never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We
guided for you here. It is a Strawberry Letter. Subject
she used to be my sugar baby. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I'm a forty nine year old retired businessman. I had
had a startup in the early two thousands that did
very well, and I sold it in a multimillion dollar deal.

(00:46):
I make the majority of my income now from my
real estate investments. That's how I met my twenty seven
year old fiance. She was renting one of my houses,
and after three months of her living there, we had
sex and I at taking care of her in every way.
Here's why dot The sex is beyond amazing and she's

(01:09):
a classy young woman by day, but at night she's
like my personal sex slave and vice versa. She has
me under her spell and I can't be next to
her without touching her. I was ashamed at first of
our age difference, but I got over it and started
showing her off in our community. I proposed six months ago,

(01:30):
and she has moved into my home and I bought
her two puppies as a welcome gift. The only big
downfall of this relationship is that she has her priorities
mixed up. When she moved out of my rental home,
I had to do a few repairs and replace the
carpet because she tore everything up. She can step out

(01:50):
of the house without a single hair out of place,
but she's failing miserably at housekeeping. I've never been with
a woman that leaves dirty underwear on the floor. She
won't do the simplest of things like rents the tub
out after her bath or wipe off the kitchen counter
when she spills something. Our housekeeper now comes twice a

(02:11):
week because my fiance and her puppies leave lots of
big and little messes all over the house. Maybe this
is an age thing, or she lacks home training. Is
it possible to turn my sugar baby into a decent wife,
or am I making a big mistake because of great sex?
Well I gotta be a little messy right here and

(02:34):
ask don't you guys always make mistakes because of great sex,
don't you? I mean, you name it. It's been done
all in the name of great sex, whether it's cheating
or fighting, or lying or missing work or whatever the situation.
When great sex is involved, you guys lose your minds.
I mean, let's face it, you're whipped, so it's no

(02:56):
real surprise as to why you proposed and moved her
right on in your house. But you're right, it does
sound like a lack of proper home training and you've
followed her rotten sugar daddy. Well, um, you can speak
to her about it, and I suggest you do it
now before you guys get married, you know, tell her

(03:17):
about the messes she and her little doggies that you
bought her leave around the house. I suggest you do it,
like I said, before you get married, because if you
continue to let it go, it's gonna get worse after
she becomes your wife, you know, don't write us. Then
she should at least be able to do the basics,
you know, clean up a spill or don't leave dirty

(03:37):
underwear around. But until then, I really hope you can
afford to have your maid come and clean up behind her.
Maybe she can come in, you know, more days. Now,
you know, can you turn your sugar baby into a
decent wife? Or I am making or are you making
a big mistake because of sex? You can might be
able to turn her into a decent wife. But she's

(03:59):
got to get the basics down. I mean, that's the least,
the very least she could do is clean up after itself. Steve,
I don't know when he started at the bottom of
the letter, but based on the comment that Shirley said,
I'm gonna start at the bottom just for a brief moment.
I'm gonna be a little messy here. So I'm just
gonna say it. Don't all mean and make big mistakes

(04:21):
cause blade sex? So damn what don't know? Body give
a damn Shirley about what you talking about? So damn
what we make big mistakes? Called the great track? The

(04:42):
hell that got to do with it? Now, let me
go in and start the letter. It's forty nine year
old man, retired business man. At forty nine solder startup
did sold it for multimillion dollars deal making majority of
this money now from real estate. And that's how I
met it. Twenty four seven year old fiance. She was
written one of your houses, and after three months of

(05:02):
living there, we had sex, and I started taking care
of her in every way. And here is why, because
sex is beyond amazing. And she's a classy young woman
by day and at night she's my personal sex slave
and vice versa. Well, dog, now let's just start right here.

(05:25):
Well that's what you got. You got twenty seven year
old personal sex lady and vice versa, and you her
sex lady. You can't if you sit next to you
can't help but touch her. I got okay, all right,
so that's what you got. Then you said I was
ashamed of first of my age difference, but I go over.
I got over that started showing half and I proposed.

(05:47):
Six months ago she'd moved into my home and I
bought her two puppies as a welcoming gil. What do
who do that? A old last mess? Puppies? So you
bought her two puppies as a welcoming gilt? How would
you buy puppies? Phone? What hair was the puppies? Phone?

(06:12):
Where are you mad? She'd asked you for no damn dogs?
She won't free rint. She's sex slaven for rent. Brdy
asked you for no damn dogs. That's just like we
asked this country to treat us, just like they say
in the Constitution, we need ask for June Tea. Yeah,

(06:35):
all right, listen, Uh you just hold your thoughts right
for damn puppies. Get it together. We'll have her two
of Steve's response coming up a twenty three minutes alfter
be our subject. She used to be my sugar baby.
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening show,

(06:56):
All right, let's recap Steve Today's strawberry, the subject she
used to be my sugar baby. You're still mad. Forty
nine year old man, time business man, made all eat
millions selling his company. Now he got real estate, and
he'd have met this twenty seven year old fiance she
read one of the house. After three months of living there,
we had sex, and I started taking care of her

(07:18):
in every way. And here's why, because it sex is
beyond him. Means she's a classy young woman by day,
but at night she's like my personal sex slave and
vice versa. Well, like I said, that's what you got dog,
your sex slave. So all this other stuff you've been
asked for humping to ask you something. She got you
under her spail. You can't even sitting next to her

(07:40):
without touching. But then you started showing half in the community.
And then you proposed six months ago she'd have moved
into your house and you'd have bought her two damn
puppets as a welcoming year. Man, do you so damn student?
He keeps doing you. All your mistakes is words? Now

(08:01):
you know, movedest woman in your house. Ain't nothing wrong
with that. I ain't mad at you. You're in love.
What are you in love with? Just sex? I got you,
I understand. But the puppets, though, And then you come
talking about the only big downfall in this relationship. And
she got her priorities mixed up. When she moved out
of my rental home. I had to do a few
repairs and replace the carpet because she told everything up. Hell,

(08:25):
you just said she is sex lady sexually gonna tell
your househough waitmen, hold up, dog, you you think while
she was living over that you was the only one waymen?
Hold up all you think the house got tore up waiting?
Hold up you can't be all that good as sex

(08:46):
at twenty seven, ain't had none before. I'm not dogging
the lady. I'm not knocking her, but I'm just saying
to broad come on, man, you got a sex lad.
Just sex is amazing. You get amazing that seid because
you haven't got good at sex, you get good at
said because the hand seck. Come on, I ain't knocking them.
I'm just saying, that's what you got. You got what
you wanted. You got a sex slave. Now you're looking

(09:10):
over that because she had told a house up slaving hard,
sex slaveing hard on carpet, walls, racks, shot curtains, the
back of the tarlet, do knobs. You gotta use all
this when you sex slavey you all this get tore

(09:32):
up at the house. Slaving hard on the house. You're
the drilling holes in walls and putting no swings sense it.
Diving boards is in the middle of the living room,
walling trampolines coming out to kitchen when you're sex slaving.
Why you think the house tore up the tot of

(09:53):
carpet up and ripped it, sliding furniture across there. Now
she can step out the house without a single hair
out of place. But she's falling miserably at a housekeeping.
I've never been with a woman that leaves dirty underwear
on the floor. She won't do the simplest of things
like prints out the tub after a bath or wipe

(10:14):
off the kitchen counter. She spills something. Dog, ain't gonna
tell you this no more. She is sex slave. She'll
do housework. She a sex slave. You got it takes
time to sex slave. You're tied when you get through slaving.
She is sex slave. She ain't just a regular slave.

(10:37):
She a sex slave. Now, if you want another kind
of slave, you got to make another move. But you
got a sex slave. Dog. She here for sex, She
didn't here for housework. You need a maidkeeper. You need
a maid and a housekeeper come in every day. Because
she tied. She left her underwear in the floor car

(10:57):
that way you took him off at Remember you were
sex slaven. Housekeeper now comes twice a week because my
fiance and her puppies leave lots of big and little
messes all over the house. Hey, hey, hey, quit talking
to me about this messy puppies, man, because your ass
bought them. Damn puppies. There we go with the puppy.

(11:19):
I told your stupid ass soon as I read about
these puppies to hell. You body in puppies for now
you want? You thought puppy. You thought the puppies would
potty train. You thought the house train as soon as
you boy, No, she don't take care of nothing. How
you figured she was gonna take katty too? Damn dog,
you're stupid. Dog. You don't bought a lot of this
on yourself. I don't feel sorry for your pimp. Maybe

(11:41):
this is an age thing, or she lacks home training.
Dog she good and what she trained at doing. She's
sex slaven. She ain't the house kid, or she ain't
Molly made. That isn't what she do. Dog. She turned
them out, But it got no time be picking up

(12:04):
underwear and wiping off counters. Why as I got to
wipe off the counter, I was just crawling on it
a minute ago. So pick up my underwear. I don't
know why you told my draws off. And you told
them off, I was just running by. You turn my
draws off. They was in your mind for a minute

(12:24):
to go. Now you didn't dropped them somewhere, And now
you want me to go back around house. Finey Penny,
I'm not gonna do all that and be your sex lave. God,
is it possible to turn my sugar baby into a
decent wife? All my making a big mistake because it's
grade six. Dog. I'm not saying that the girl can't
be a wonderful wife. Ain't what I'm saying. I ain't

(12:45):
saying the girl cheating on you or none of that.
They ain't saying none of that. But sexually, you don't
do how the world. Now you're gonna have to bring
that maide in every damn day. That's all right, Thank you, Steve.
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