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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Thank you, nephew. Subject thick thighs. Oh my, dear Stephen Shirley.
I have a problem with meeting men, and when I
do meet them, they can't handle a woman like me.
I'm thirty four years old, I'm five seven with a
body like Cardi b It's all natural, but since women
started getting their bodies done, I get lumped into that
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category when I meet men. I don't feel that I
should have to explain my body type, but nowadays men
come right out and ask if my behind is real.
One guy even asked if he could squeeze it to
see for himself. Another guy had a discussion with me
on how my thighs met behind, so it must be real.
I was so disgusted by this, but then I met
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a very nice and professional man, and he's obsessed with
the lower half of my body and wants me to
wear leggings when we go out on dates. I typically
wear dresses in an attempt to camouflage my goodies, but
he wants the hips, behind and thighs on display, and
he proudly shows me off to his friends when we're out.
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He's even got a pet name for me, and it's
Thick Thighs. Sunday, he introduced me to his daddy, just
like that. He told his daddy my name and said
he calls me thick thighs.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
His dad laughed and dapped him up as if he
had won the lottery. I didn't know if I should
be thrilled or embarrassed. For so long, my height and
thickness have been an issue, But now I'm dating a
guy who's in awe of how the Good Lord created me.
I wrote this letter to ask you if I should
go forward with being intimate with him. We met two
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months ago and the sexual tension is very strong between us.
I'm hoping he can handle these thick thighs. Do you
think I should ask what his intentions are for me? First?
Please advise. All right, you can ask him anything you want,
that's first, But I got to ask you a question.
What do you think his intentions are? I mean, he
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has been parading you around and legging, showing you off,
in your words, obsessed with your lower body. Please show
me how he's different than these other guys. The chemistry
or the sexual tension should be thick if you guys
are attracted to each other, that part is okay. But
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here's the thing. Just because guys like what they see,
that's not enough reason to have sex with them. I'm
sure you know that. So congratulations on your beautiful body,
your thickness, all of that, but you don't need to
jump in bed because of that. You know that's a
bit fat and you, not him, should determine when and
if that ever happens. So so far, you've given us
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no facts as to why you should sleep with this
man if you just want to. You know, like, if
you just want to, you're feeling him. You're too consenting
adults with no strings. That's one thing. But you know, incidentally,
that never works out because you know, nine times out
of ten, the woman gets sprung in cases like this.
I mean, you've only known this guy for two months?
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How does he treat you? These are the kinds of
questions you should be asking. Is he a gentleman? Does
he respect you? Does he ever look into your eyes?
Or are his eyes always on the lower part of
your body and your button your thighs? Besides asking you
to wear leggings and calling you thick thighs, I.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Mean, why should he get it?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
So? I'm just telling you, please slow down. Understand that
you're more than a pair of thick thighs and a
big butt who looks good in leggings. I mean, you're
a woman of value and worse. You should know this
about yourself. You have way more to offer the right
man than just her fine body.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
All right, Steve, Well, I'm gonna spend some time just
at the top of the letter and address something that
needs to be addressed, Charley and Steve and Shirley. I
have a problem with meeting men. You ready, I have
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a problem with meeting men. I'm thirty four years old.
I'm five to seven with a body like Cardi B.
Let's discuss this, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I have a problem meeting men.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm thirty four, five seven, I got a body like
Cardi B relly and you having trouble meeting me. Let
me go over this one more time. The man I'm
getting this right? Thirty four? Yeah, five to seven got
a body like Cardi B. You having trouble meeting men
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white even men that you having trouble meeting. Let's stay
on this section as this letter first section. If you're
having trouble meeting men, but you five to seven with
a body like Cardi B, we must talk about how
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you look. See all right, come on, because I don't
know how you having trouble meeting men five to seven
with a body like Cardi B. I'm just trying to
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get these people home. See right, well this explains this
whole letter.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
How do you look when you turn around and they
realize it ain't Cardi B. What do they see? That's
my question for you.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
That's where the problem could be in this old letter.
When you do spin around and they go, oh, that
ain't card it by, See what is the reaction?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What what was that you.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Spin around and they see that it ain't Cardiby. That
can't be the reaction because now that crazy letter is relative.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hold that they can't be it. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Part two of Steve's Crazy Response coming up at twenty
three minutes after the hour of today's Strubberry letter. Subject
thick thighs, oh my. We'll get back into it right
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let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Fick thighs, oh my is
the subject.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I ain't gonna spend a lot of time on the
first section because I did it last and I think
we understand.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'm just gonna say one more thing bout it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Here's a woman who says she has a problem meeting
me in She thirty four years old, she five seven,
got a body like Cardie. My only response to that
could be is you may have a body Cardi B.
But when you turn around, who are they looking at now?
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From behind you Cardi B.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
But when you turn around you earn it. See that's
why we have a problem.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Now you Cardi B from behind, but when you turn around,
now we been it. You Cardi B from behind, But
when you turn around with.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Jesse, you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's the prote what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That we could have.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Now let's just move on down the letter, because I
do believe this woman has a legitimate problem because she's
built like a brick house obviously, and nowadays me and
ask her it's her behind real. One guy even asked
me could he squeeze it to see for himself? You
know that's that's disrespectful. Another guy had a discussion with
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me on how my thighs match my behind, so it
must be real. You know, I was just so discussed
by this. Then you meet this very nice professional man.
He's obsessed with the lower half of your body. Once again,
we've got to pay attention to this letter. I meet
a wonderful professional man, and he's obsessed with the lower
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half of my body once again, how do you look?
I don't know why we can't take this in consideration. See, now,
you'd have met this nice professional man, but he obsessed.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
With the lower half of your body.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I'm just thinking something on the upper half must be
throwing everybody off.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm just saying that's all I can come away with.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I just can't come away with nothing now because you
keep putting it in the letter from me. Now, I'm
pretty sure you didn't mean to type your letter like this,
and I'm pretty.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Sure that I could be wrong.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
But based on this letter and the information I keep getting,
even you only wants to talk about your lower You
never mentioned in the letter.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm an attractive woman.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
All over, but my lower body gets extra attention. Uh uh,
Your others don't get no attention. Ain't nobody mentioned it?
You ain't mentioned it in the letter. You said you
met this nice professional man, and he's obsessed with the
lower half of my body. He wants me to wear
leggings when we go out on dates. I usually wear
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dresses to camouflage my goodness, but he wants the hips,
behind and thighs on display.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
The reason we.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Want that on display is because we have to show
the reason why we with you once again. If you
don't show the waste, the hips, the thighs, and the
behind the rest of you requires an explanation. You see
what I'm getting at. I just gonna have to keep
going back to this right now, because that's what this
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letter says to me.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Now, I'm sorrying to the ladies, close your mouths and
all this.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I can't believe he's saying that Shureydon gave you all
the advice you needed.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I'm here for the truth.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
The lower part of your body is what this whole
letter is about, because we.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Ain't got nothing else right about goodness.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
He's even giving me a pet name, thick thighs, not
thick thighs under mighty fine. Ain't none of that. It's
just thick thighs, oh my. Ain't no thick thighs with
the pretty eyes.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Ain't none of that. All this is is thick thighs.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
They don't mention no other part. They don't say.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Thick thighs with the pretty smile. There ain't no rhyming
for your thighs. We only dealing with the lower half
of your body. Throughout this letter, we have got to
fix what's wrong up top. Now listen, you're not gonna
like them. My response, but what type of has you?
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We got?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
We got to help Hull because this what's really wrong?
What type of hands you buyd we got? We got
shopped somewhere else. We got to get away from that.
The stone is.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Close to your house. You got drive cross town.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
You got to go somewhere and find out where they
bringing their head for.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Why y'all, lashes don't look like everybody else's.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Last you You can't wear at mink I last. You
gotta get regular. You got to get the one that separate,
put a little accent.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You gotta do something. Who do your makeup? You got
to start.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Going down to the mall and sitting there and let
somebody do your makeup.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You in here doing your makeup.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I'm telling you if something is wrong here and I'm
just trying to help her. Sick thighs, Oh mind, No,
thick thighs and pretty eyes.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
You ain't heard that. Thick thighs and a beautiful smile.
You know. Thick thighs You got that long pretty hell?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You know, we know they ain't got to be your
hair no more, but it got to be somebody's heir.
You know, try a different country, Brazil, you know, INDI
stop buying local hair, Yeah you can. You buying local hair,
the hair out of Detroit. He got to go get
a fun hair. You gotta try some mylth I'm just
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I'm sorry. Now we're gonna move on and when we
come back, I just want to dress one more thing
in this letter and I'm gonna let it be over
with all.
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