March 6, 2019 • 13 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a divorced, 44 year old single mom. As an attractive, curvy, and educated woman, I have no problems meeting men, it’s keeping them that’s the issue. The last man that I dated, we were together for almost 3 months before we had sex. I made him wait for a reason, and here’s why… When we had sex for the first time, he passed out afterwards. He was only out for a short time and when he came to, he said his blood sugar was low, but I think he was lying, because this has happened to me before, with another man. The next time we made love, I toned down the intensity and I cut out the extra stuff that I normally do...........
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
It is the Strawberry letter. Subject Thundercat is on the prowl.
That is the sundercat. Thundercat is on the prowl. Dear
Stephen Shirley, I am a divorced, forty four year old
single mom. As an attractive, curvy and educated woman. I
(00:23):
have no problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's the issue.
The last man that I dated, we were together for
almost three months before we had sex. I made him
wait for a reason, and here's why. When we had
sex for the first time, he passed out afterwards. He
(00:46):
was only out for off and bust my head on
nice time. All right, Well, this may be you, This
may be for you about him. I know, maybe it's not.
As this letter's not as crazy as I thought. It's crazy,
(01:09):
all right, So I'm gonna read that line again. She
she the first. The last man she dated, they were
together for three months, almost three months before they had sex.
She made him wait for a reason, and here's why.
When they had sex for the first time, he passed out. Afterwards.
He was only out for a short time, and when
he came to, he said his blood sugar was low,
(01:31):
but I think he was lying because this has happened
to me before with another man. The next time we
made love, I toned down the intensity and I cut
out the extra stuff that I normally do. He told
me it was too much for him, and he ended
up breaking up with me. My crazy ex husband was
(01:51):
the same way. Whenever I would try to do something
new with him, he got mad and accused me of
cheating on him, which was one of the reasons we
got divorced. So lately I have been dating a nice
Southern gentleman, and two nights ago we had sex for
the first time. I warned him that I was about
to put it on him, but he must have thought
(02:13):
I was just playing well Shirley during the act, see
right there, well Shirley during the act, he started screaming
like a little girl, and he was begging me to stop,
so I did. He just he just stared at me
for a while. He just stared at me for a while,
(02:34):
and then he told me that I was way too
much for him. He accused me of being some kind
of loose woman because of my skill set. I was
so offended that I left his house and we have
not communicated since Saturday. I can't help but think there's
a man out there that can handle me, that can
handle me. My friend's nicknamed me Thundercat, and they told
(02:57):
me I should teach a sex class for women. I
like to keep it tight and right, and I really
do enjoy sex. So what should I do? Tommy, you
hush for I want to hear from Stephen Shirley, please advise. Okay,
I first, I will see I will because I know
(03:17):
you think this letter is about you, right, No, but
I just gotta ask you. I mean, what are you doing? Really?
Not not what are you doing to the guys? Just
what are you doing? From from a thinking position? Okay,
you cannot put all this stuff that you're doing on
(03:38):
someone that you're having sex with for the first time,
especially a man. You can't do this. You can't pull
all the tricks out of your bag on the first
you can't. All right, you gotta slowly roll this stuff out,
if you know, so they can get used to it.
You gotta spoon feed them, so to speak, because I
mean you, I mean, and look at you track records.
(04:00):
You got a man who passed out, a man who
is screaming like a girl. A man who broke up
with you, your husband accused you of cheating. I mean,
you gotta look at what's going on here and realize
that maybe, just maybe, you know, slow it down a
little bit. Uh, come on, you you just you're forty
(04:21):
four years old. You you enjoy sex, you like it.
Perhaps you should teach a class. But listen, you gotta
take it easy. You know, you tell somebody I'm gonna
put it on you. I mean, come on, just relax, okay,
relax a little bit and and and ease into these
I mean, have you lost your entire mind? Yeah, I'm
(04:53):
just trying to help. Yeah, we're gonna take that out.
Don't even worry. Yeah. But when I first read the letter,
I thought you were saying you you were you waited
for three months to have sex because you know, like
in Steve's book, act like a lady, think like a man.
(05:14):
He's telling you, you know, to wait for ninety days,
so you but that's to get to know the person
and all of that. You know, you waited because what
you didn't want to kill the man on the first time.
But I just say you you need to take your time,
ease into this stuff. Lighten up a little bit. I mean,
you know, I get you. You like it in your serious.
(05:35):
This other man his blood sugar was low. You're gonna
kill somebody. Relax, Steve, it's your turn, come about it.
I am there's a lot of key stuff in here.
I'm gonna point it out to you all through the
damn letter. Okay, olden line. I am a divorce. This
(05:58):
means this, This has been old for wit. Somebody said
enough forty four year old single woman, good and grown. Yeah,
I'm an attractive that's what she said. Curvy that could
be anything, you know. That's what they call him. It's
other words for heaven, So you could be curvy and educated.
(06:23):
I have no problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's
an issue. Last man I dated, we asked. We was
together for three months before we had sex. I made
him wait for a reason. Here why When we had
sex for the first time, he passed out. He was
only out for a short time, and when he came to,
he said he had his blood sugar was low. He
(06:47):
know what the hell happened? Yeah, but he when he
woke up, he woke up as a diabetic. She gave
him diabeting. He didn't know what was wrong, so he
invented a disease. She told his ass pa, Yeah, yeah,
(07:10):
we come back. You're gonna want to hear this first
man she told us about. They had been waiting three months.
When she finally gave him something. He passed out, and
when he came to, he said his blood sugar was low.
He had never said that before ever in his life.
But she gave him diabetes. He woke up with diabetes.
(07:35):
He didn't have it for that. It just something happened
to him and he didn't know what it was. But
I think he was lying because that happened to me
before with another man. Because next time we made love,
I toned down the intensity and cut out the extra
stuff I normally do. What the hell is you in't
(07:58):
here doing? You toned? When a woman tells you I
toned down the intensity and cut out some of the
normal stuff I do. Do you know what the hell happened?
In the hell? What's going on? It's happened to the
intensity is the pherocity? The pherocity? She in here this
(08:24):
hell for too much for any damn body. Let me
tell you what's going on? Let me read a little
bit more than lett, and she cut out the extra
stuff she normally do. Okay, let me tell something. If
you cut out the extra stuff that you know me,
I'm tolled down the intensity and he still fell out
the hell as you do stuff. I'm gonna tell you
(08:46):
what she's doing in a minute. Though, He told me
it was too much for him, and he ended up
breaking up with me. Then my crazy ex husband not
seeing now people crazy now, no, not of men crazy
with her crazy that he was the same way. Whenever
I would trying to do something new with him, he
(09:08):
got mad, accused me of cheating, which one of the
reasons we got divorced. So layl, I've been dating a
nice southern gentleman. Two nights ago we had sex. You
have a lot of sex all how many men were
already over the three limit? He told y'all to talk
about it. We wall over the three limits. I told
(09:28):
y'all your max number three. She way out the three bars.
She just had sex for the first time another night,
a southern gentleman, I warned him, told him before we
went in, I'm about to put it on you. See
you in here, your your cage match you in that
mm A love it mixed Marshall art. You must he
(09:50):
must have thought I was playing with Shirley doing the act.
He started screaming. You took a grown ass man, got
him screaming like a white girl. Said he was begging
(10:12):
me to stop. I was too much for him. He
accused me of being some kind of a loose woman
because of my skills. Said I was so fit that
I left his house and wind communicated. He glad you left. Yeah,
and you reason you ain't called communicating since sanity because
he ain't calling your ass. He don't wan't no more
what you got. It's too damn much. Let me tell you.
(10:35):
First of all, she's doing it way too hot, and
she making noises, and she's slamming into men. She climbed
on me, back back, she making her voice change, yeah,
(10:57):
sounding like a man. Huh man, cheat you hitting it.
I'm talking about man. It ain't even supposed to be
doing this right here. It's getting slung around that damn
(11:18):
but huh, choke your game. Shut up. Take this, take
take cat talking the whole time, voice changing. Now come
(11:50):
up and here I told you what happen. You thought
I was playing, But I'm prison. This prisons up in
here in the park. You bring arm these men is
in here going yeah scared? What the hell have I
got myself into. I'm gonna tell you something else to
(12:12):
she she don't even do normal stuff. She do it.
It's some apparatus is in there. Okay, it's a swaying.
She just swaying, crossed the bed. Listen to me. She
using her teeth. There's some teeth involved here. Okay, he said.
(12:36):
He begged me to stop. It's some teeth. Yeah, yeah,
it's what I do. This do what I do because
of her skill set. Yeah, but her skill set is
painful her skin. Yeah, she turned me in. Yeah, it's
me and walking out there need medical attention. What happened
(12:58):
to that point where she spent the one dude his
punk as passed out said he had died beat with Steve.
Is it like she's threatening them because she said, I
warned him that I was about to put it on.
I'm fitting to do something to you turn ever had
done before. Yeah, and in the middle of all of it,
(13:19):
I'm gonna sucker punch your pocket. It's arresting. Moved like
she on top of a man and she putting she
punched him in the soap. She bounds up and down
and punching his punk. I asked, he's doing way too much. Listen,
(13:40):
we gotta get out of here. If you want to,
Instagram us or email us your thoughts on today's Crazy
Strawberry Lady. This is my favorite one though from this year.
Email us for Instagram US and Steve Harvey f M.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
It is the Strawberry letter. Subject Thundercat is on the prowl.
That is the sundercat. Thundercat is on the prowl. Dear
Stephen Shirley, I am a divorced, forty four year old
single mom. As an attractive, curvy and educated woman. I
(00:23):
have no problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's the issue.
The last man that I dated, we were together for
almost three months before we had sex. I made him
wait for a reason, and here's why. When we had
sex for the first time, he passed out afterwards. He
(00:46):
was only out for off and bust my head on
nice time. All right, Well, this may be you, This
may be for you about him. I know, maybe it's not.
As this letter's not as crazy as I thought. It's crazy,
(01:09):
all right, So I'm gonna read that line again. She
she the first. The last man she dated, they were
together for three months, almost three months before they had sex.
She made him wait for a reason, and here's why.
When they had sex for the first time, he passed out. Afterwards.
He was only out for a short time, and when
he came to, he said his blood sugar was low,
(01:31):
but I think he was lying because this has happened
to me before with another man. The next time we
made love, I toned down the intensity and I cut
out the extra stuff that I normally do. He told
me it was too much for him, and he ended
up breaking up with me. My crazy ex husband was
(01:51):
the same way. Whenever I would try to do something
new with him, he got mad and accused me of
cheating on him, which was one of the reasons we
got divorced. So lately I have been dating a nice
Southern gentleman, and two nights ago we had sex for
the first time. I warned him that I was about
to put it on him, but he must have thought
(02:13):
I was just playing well Shirley during the act, see
right there, well Shirley during the act, he started screaming
like a little girl, and he was begging me to stop,
so I did. He just he just stared at me
for a while. He just stared at me for a while,
(02:34):
and then he told me that I was way too
much for him. He accused me of being some kind
of loose woman because of my skill set. I was
so offended that I left his house and we have
not communicated since Saturday. I can't help but think there's
a man out there that can handle me, that can
handle me. My friend's nicknamed me Thundercat, and they told
(02:57):
me I should teach a sex class for women. I
like to keep it tight and right, and I really
do enjoy sex. So what should I do? Tommy, you
hush for I want to hear from Stephen Shirley, please advise. Okay,
I first, I will see I will because I know
(03:17):
you think this letter is about you, right, No, but
I just gotta ask you. I mean, what are you doing? Really?
Not not what are you doing to the guys? Just
what are you doing? From from a thinking position? Okay,
you cannot put all this stuff that you're doing on
(03:38):
someone that you're having sex with for the first time,
especially a man. You can't do this. You can't pull
all the tricks out of your bag on the first
you can't. All right, you gotta slowly roll this stuff out,
if you know, so they can get used to it.
You gotta spoon feed them, so to speak, because I
mean you, I mean, and look at you track records.
(04:00):
You got a man who passed out, a man who
is screaming like a girl. A man who broke up
with you, your husband accused you of cheating. I mean,
you gotta look at what's going on here and realize
that maybe, just maybe, you know, slow it down a
little bit. Uh, come on, you you just you're forty
(04:21):
four years old. You you enjoy sex, you like it.
Perhaps you should teach a class. But listen, you gotta
take it easy. You know, you tell somebody I'm gonna
put it on you. I mean, come on, just relax, okay,
relax a little bit and and and ease into these
I mean, have you lost your entire mind? Yeah, I'm
(04:53):
just trying to help. Yeah, we're gonna take that out.
Don't even worry. Yeah. But when I first read the letter,
I thought you were saying you you were you waited
for three months to have sex because you know, like
in Steve's book, act like a lady, think like a man.
(05:14):
He's telling you, you know, to wait for ninety days,
so you but that's to get to know the person
and all of that. You know, you waited because what
you didn't want to kill the man on the first time.
But I just say you you need to take your time,
ease into this stuff. Lighten up a little bit. I mean,
you know, I get you. You like it in your serious.
(05:35):
This other man his blood sugar was low. You're gonna
kill somebody. Relax, Steve, it's your turn, come about it.
I am there's a lot of key stuff in here.
I'm gonna point it out to you all through the
damn letter. Okay, olden line. I am a divorce. This
(05:58):
means this, This has been old for wit. Somebody said
enough forty four year old single woman, good and grown. Yeah,
I'm an attractive that's what she said. Curvy that could
be anything, you know. That's what they call him. It's
other words for heaven, So you could be curvy and educated.
(06:23):
I have no problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's
an issue. Last man I dated, we asked. We was
together for three months before we had sex. I made
him wait for a reason. Here why When we had
sex for the first time, he passed out. He was
only out for a short time, and when he came to,
he said he had his blood sugar was low. He
(06:47):
know what the hell happened? Yeah, but he when he
woke up, he woke up as a diabetic. She gave
him diabeting. He didn't know what was wrong, so he
invented a disease. She told his ass pa, Yeah, yeah,
(07:10):
we come back. You're gonna want to hear this first
man she told us about. They had been waiting three months.
When she finally gave him something. He passed out, and
when he came to, he said his blood sugar was low.
He had never said that before ever in his life.
But she gave him diabetes. He woke up with diabetes.
(07:35):
He didn't have it for that. It just something happened
to him and he didn't know what it was. But
I think he was lying because that happened to me
before with another man. Because next time we made love,
I toned down the intensity and cut out the extra
stuff I normally do. What the hell is you in't
(07:58):
here doing? You toned? When a woman tells you I
toned down the intensity and cut out some of the
normal stuff I do. Do you know what the hell happened?
In the hell? What's going on? It's happened to the
intensity is the pherocity? The pherocity? She in here this
(08:24):
hell for too much for any damn body. Let me
tell you what's going on? Let me read a little
bit more than lett, and she cut out the extra
stuff she normally do. Okay, let me tell something. If
you cut out the extra stuff that you know me,
I'm tolled down the intensity and he still fell out
the hell as you do stuff. I'm gonna tell you
(08:46):
what she's doing in a minute. Though, He told me
it was too much for him, and he ended up
breaking up with me. Then my crazy ex husband not
seeing now people crazy now, no, not of men crazy
with her crazy that he was the same way. Whenever
I would trying to do something new with him, he
(09:08):
got mad, accused me of cheating, which one of the
reasons we got divorced. So layl, I've been dating a
nice southern gentleman. Two nights ago we had sex. You
have a lot of sex all how many men were
already over the three limit? He told y'all to talk
about it. We wall over the three limits. I told
(09:28):
y'all your max number three. She way out the three bars.
She just had sex for the first time another night,
a southern gentleman, I warned him, told him before we
went in, I'm about to put it on you. See
you in here, your your cage match you in that
mm A love it mixed Marshall art. You must he
(09:50):
must have thought I was playing with Shirley doing the act.
He started screaming. You took a grown ass man, got
him screaming like a white girl. Said he was begging
(10:12):
me to stop. I was too much for him. He
accused me of being some kind of a loose woman
because of my skills. Said I was so fit that
I left his house and wind communicated. He glad you left. Yeah,
and you reason you ain't called communicating since sanity because
he ain't calling your ass. He don't wan't no more
what you got. It's too damn much. Let me tell you.
(10:35):
First of all, she's doing it way too hot, and
she making noises, and she's slamming into men. She climbed
on me, back back, she making her voice change, yeah,
(10:57):
sounding like a man. Huh man, cheat you hitting it.
I'm talking about man. It ain't even supposed to be
doing this right here. It's getting slung around that damn
(11:18):
but huh, choke your game. Shut up. Take this, take
take cat talking the whole time, voice changing. Now come
(11:50):
up and here I told you what happen. You thought
I was playing, But I'm prison. This prisons up in
here in the park. You bring arm these men is
in here going yeah scared? What the hell have I
got myself into. I'm gonna tell you something else to
(12:12):
she she don't even do normal stuff. She do it.
It's some apparatus is in there. Okay, it's a swaying.
She just swaying, crossed the bed. Listen to me. She
using her teeth. There's some teeth involved here. Okay, he said.
(12:36):
He begged me to stop. It's some teeth. Yeah, yeah,
it's what I do. This do what I do because
of her skill set. Yeah, but her skill set is
painful her skin. Yeah, she turned me in. Yeah, it's
me and walking out there need medical attention. What happened
(12:58):
to that point where she spent the one dude his
punk as passed out said he had died beat with Steve.
Is it like she's threatening them because she said, I
warned him that I was about to put it on.
I'm fitting to do something to you turn ever had
done before. Yeah, and in the middle of all of it,
(13:19):
I'm gonna sucker punch your pocket. It's arresting. Moved like
she on top of a man and she putting she
punched him in the soap. She bounds up and down
and punching his punk. I asked, he's doing way too much. Listen,
(13:40):
we gotta get out of here. If you want to,
Instagram us or email us your thoughts on today's Crazy
Strawberry Lady. This is my favorite one though from this year.
Email us for Instagram US and Steve Harvey f M.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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