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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, And if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve BARBFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
All right, ladies, jo, It's time for the Strawberry Letter
with my good friend Shirnie Strawberry.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Thank you my good friend Junior subject.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, why did he get a quick public service announcement?
I want to say congratulations to the Own Network and
the TV show Ready for Love. They have a new sponsor.
They have a brand new sponsor that's joined the show
that's providing Tommy's wardrobe. So we want to thank the
people from the Kin Collection for all of us wardrobe
(00:50):
from Barbie everything. Ken will win a new Bobby movie.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
All right, back to Strawberry Letter. Crazy man subject? Why
did he get rid of all our trash?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been living with my man for
nine years. I won a cruise from being a high
roller at the casino, and I took my best girlfriend
on the cruise with me. We had a ball on
the boat, and there were a lot of fine men,
but I didn't fool around with any of them, although
I did come close a few times. When I'm on
(01:31):
that tequila, there's no telling how I'm going to act.
My man knew that my phone service was bad on
the water, so we texted a lot. I sent him
nude pictures of me and my cabin, and he sent
me nuds. While he was in the bed, I looked
closely at his two pictures and saw three red cups
on the nightstand and a bottle of rum. The comforter
(01:51):
was off the bed, and there was a McDonald's bag
on the floor by the bed.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I thought he was.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Being the slab that he normally is, so I texted
that he'd better clean before I got home. I got
home a few days later, and I could barely get
in the door before he was trying to have sex
with me. I was ready to because I had had
a few drinks on the flight home, and after sex,
I got myself together and we went out to get dinner.
I got home with my leftovers and noticed there was
(02:17):
some food, some old food, in the fridge, so I
went to throw it away. I noticed the garbage can
was empty. I went to the garbage and there weren't
any trash bags in the trash can. Trash Day was
the next day, and we usually have at least three
bags of trash to put out twice a week. I
did not see the McDonald's bag, or the three red
(02:38):
cuffs or any other trash. I asked him where all
the trash was, and he said there wasn't any trash.
I took out my phone and I showed him the
pictures of the missing trash. He said, he took it
to the dumpster, to a dumpster. Why did he get
rid of the trash?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Tell him to clean up before you got home. Well
he did that, he said, he took the trash to
a dumpster. And you're still complaining. I really really hate
when people try to make problems where there are none.
You're trying to find something on him when you clearly
said you came very close to fooling around with the
fine men on your cruise.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What does that mean? Are we supposed to believe you
didn't do anything there?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm sure you want us to believe that, And I
know you're thinking he might have had someone over there
because of the cubs or the food and the fridge
and the trash being gone and all that. You're taking
pictures of the trash and all of that. That doesn't
mean he did anything you said. He was a slop.
He cleaned up the best he could by taking out
the trash, putting it in a dumpster. And it is
(03:39):
what it is. I mean, after nine years of living
together and being with this man, you still don't trust him.
You have nowhere to go with your suspicions, but you
don't give him the benefit of the doubt. And I
know you want him to know. You don't want him
to know about what you were doing on the boat.
You're even you guys, are even you and him as
far as I'm concerned, And you're back now. You guys
(04:01):
have reconnected, You had sex, you went out to dinner.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So I just say let this one go.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Steve am beyond stunned at show response.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I was sitting here going, I was like, what's wrong
with you? This shun is strong?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You know normally, you know, I got to come in
and defend a man. I've never seen you defend a
man as hard as you defended this damn.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Dude right here.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So now I have to change my entire answer because
I don't like my els be the same. I just
change because no law, no law, no law. Because see
you just gave this guy pass. Now she on this cruise,
took a girlfriend, She had a ball on the boat.
(04:51):
Lie to find me in there. I didn't fool around
with any of them, although I did come close a
few times. Well, when I'm on at tequila, ain't no
telling how I'm gonna act. Well, if ain't no telling
how you gonna act, let go on and just tell
you what really happened. Then I got close a few times?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
What that means?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What? What that means? You had your clothes on? You
ain't head clothes? Came close? We came't close. He was
on me, I was on here? What how close? How
you almost come close?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
To food?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Av anyway, ain't no telling how I'm gonna act. My
man knew my phone service was bad on the water,
so we texted a lot. Now you sending neked pictures
of you in the cabin. He's sending neckage while he
in the bed. Then you look closely at his two
pictures and you saw three red cups on the knight
(05:48):
stand at a bottle of rum. Wait a minute, three
red cups one bottle of rum that got threesome road
all over? You only got you only need one red cup?
(06:08):
Dim is solo cups? Ain't you ain't got to have
one for this and one with it? With three cups
in there, and you see, Ray, they all had the
same cup. Cat what we're gonna switch cumps for now?
What we're worried about? Whomo been on this cup? All
three of us been in here. It is not time
to be worried about knowing who cup is this? Who
(06:30):
cup is this? Do you know what y'all been in
here doing? Three people?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
All right, hold on, we'll have partner to see coming
up that twenty three minutes after the hour, Today's strawberry
letter subject why did he get rid of all our trash?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We'll get back into it right after your bird you're
listening morning show?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
All right, Come on, see let's recap today's strawberry letter,
the subject.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Why did he get rid of all of our trash?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
You know, first of all, folks, let me clear, let's
be reiterate this Shirley's answer. It was in total support
of this man, and I just stunned me that she
supported this man throughout this let hers. So that's normally
my job on the show, but since Shirley took it,
I got to go and help this woman out.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Now come to find out they was exchanging. She went
on the cruise with a girlfriend. They was exchanging. Neked
pictures her and a man back in the house, and
in one of the pictures she took, she noticed on
the knight stand with a bottle room and three red
cups them solo cups. The big plastic was. You know,
you put all types of stuff in there. You know
that's been hoods, that's hood hood drinking for a long time. Well,
(07:39):
she get home and she noticed also the comforter was
off the bed. You can't keep a comforter on the
bed once it's molding two people in there.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
That's a comfort to rule.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's because it ain't no room for three people. And
all these pillows and blankets and all this something got
to get on the floor because it's no way it's
hard for three people to share comfort. It's got to
get on the flow. Plus, you in here hot because
there's three people in there, and there's three red cups
on the nights there and a whole bottle of rum.
What she need to do is focus on that picture.
See how much of the room is missing, because what's
(08:22):
the three cups in their folk? It was some other
people in now Sureley said it wasn't comfort off the bed.
McDonald's bag on the floor. That's what they call what
that thing when they call out to get something to eat?
Dah do dash uber eat something? You know, bring it
whatever they come, grub grub it, bring it by.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Your starting one. You should call it that.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Bring it, yeah, bring it back. Usually have you call
bibs to bring it back? And it's a McDonald's bag
on the floe. He thought he was being a slob.
He normally so. A few days later I could barely
get in the door before he tried to.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Have sex with me.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I was ready to because once again here she go.
Have some drinks on the flight home. Got that tequila
up in you now soon as you got to tequila,
you was ready then. But now you're trying to tell us,
ain't nothing to happen on the boat? Girls stopped? You
know what the hell have on that boat? It got
buck while up in there all the fine men. All right, cool,
I got myself together and we went to dinner. You
(09:24):
got home with your leftovers and noticed there was some
old food in the fridge, so you went to throw
it away, and then you looked in the garbage can
and it was empty. I went to the garage and
there weren't any trash bags in the trash can. Trash
day was the next day, and we normally have two
or three bags, but we didn't have nothing that day.
And then she looked in the bag. She didn't see
the McDonald's bag, or the three red cups or any
(09:46):
other trash. You ain't see that run by leader, did you.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Bet, that wasn't in there either. I asked him where
all the trash was, and he said he wasn't no trash.
That is the truest statement in this whole damn Where
is the trash? Ain't no damn trash. Then you took
(10:11):
out your phone and showed him the pictures of the
missing trash. He said he took it to the dumpster.
The next statement he made was true. Why did he
get rid of the trash? First of all, let's quit
calling this trash and call it what it believes this
(10:34):
is ever. This this ain't trash. This is evidence. That's
like when the mob finna go up for murder and
then the witnesses start missing. See you gonna get rid
of any star witness. And the star witness in your
story was the trash. Three red solo cups, bottle of wine.
(10:56):
You know, hard to see little lipstick on the red
solo up. That's the key. You wants to wear red
solo cups because you're hard to see lipstick on the
red solo come no matter what shade it is unless
you date a woman that wear black lipstick. And I
do not care for that. The letter in the words
(11:20):
of my father Slick Harvey, don't nobody want no black
mouth woman. I just some stuff. He would say, boy
gonna go on.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Go the boy.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Don't nobody want no black mouth Woman's interesting, yeah, because
only time you saw a woman with black mouth when
she was playing a witch in a plate that was
dog lipstick wasn't out then, you know, bright red was
the color that was very very you know, shaky back there.
(11:52):
Bright red that was the color. And you couldn't wear
that at the church. Oh she got the hussy mouth.
I see you know so. Uh, he took it to
the dumpster. Why did he get rid of the trash? Well, lady,
it wasn't trash, it was evidence. He got rid of
all the evidence and you have nothing except a picture.
But then you told him he better clean the house
(12:14):
upfore you get back. Now he did what you asked
him to do. So now he has created the perfect storm.
You can get mad at him if you want to,
but he done got rid of all the evidence. So
what do we have here, folks? Let's break this down.
You have wasted your time writing this Strawberry Now.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM
on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter
podcast on the free iHeartRadio app for he never.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Sounded so good? Download it today now.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, it's
Junior with Sports Talk.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, And if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve BARBFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
All right, ladies, jo, It's time for the Strawberry Letter
with my good friend Shirnie Strawberry.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Thank you my good friend Junior subject.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, why did he get a quick public service announcement?
I want to say congratulations to the Own Network and
the TV show Ready for Love. They have a new sponsor.
They have a brand new sponsor that's joined the show
that's providing Tommy's wardrobe. So we want to thank the
people from the Kin Collection for all of us wardrobe
(00:50):
from Barbie everything. Ken will win a new Bobby movie.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
All right, back to Strawberry Letter. Crazy man subject? Why
did he get rid of all our trash?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been living with my man for
nine years. I won a cruise from being a high
roller at the casino, and I took my best girlfriend
on the cruise with me. We had a ball on
the boat, and there were a lot of fine men,
but I didn't fool around with any of them, although
I did come close a few times. When I'm on
(01:31):
that tequila, there's no telling how I'm going to act.
My man knew that my phone service was bad on
the water, so we texted a lot. I sent him
nude pictures of me and my cabin, and he sent
me nuds. While he was in the bed, I looked
closely at his two pictures and saw three red cups
on the nightstand and a bottle of rum. The comforter
(01:51):
was off the bed, and there was a McDonald's bag
on the floor by the bed.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I thought he was.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Being the slab that he normally is, so I texted
that he'd better clean before I got home. I got
home a few days later, and I could barely get
in the door before he was trying to have sex
with me. I was ready to because I had had
a few drinks on the flight home, and after sex,
I got myself together and we went out to get dinner.
I got home with my leftovers and noticed there was
(02:17):
some food, some old food, in the fridge, so I
went to throw it away. I noticed the garbage can
was empty. I went to the garbage and there weren't
any trash bags in the trash can. Trash Day was
the next day, and we usually have at least three
bags of trash to put out twice a week. I
did not see the McDonald's bag, or the three red
(02:38):
cuffs or any other trash. I asked him where all
the trash was, and he said there wasn't any trash.
I took out my phone and I showed him the
pictures of the missing trash. He said, he took it
to the dumpster, to a dumpster. Why did he get
rid of the trash?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Tell him to clean up before you got home. Well
he did that, he said, he took the trash to
a dumpster. And you're still complaining. I really really hate
when people try to make problems where there are none.
You're trying to find something on him when you clearly
said you came very close to fooling around with the
fine men on your cruise.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What does that mean? Are we supposed to believe you
didn't do anything there?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm sure you want us to believe that, And I
know you're thinking he might have had someone over there
because of the cubs or the food and the fridge
and the trash being gone and all that. You're taking
pictures of the trash and all of that. That doesn't
mean he did anything you said. He was a slop.
He cleaned up the best he could by taking out
the trash, putting it in a dumpster. And it is
(03:39):
what it is. I mean, after nine years of living
together and being with this man, you still don't trust him.
You have nowhere to go with your suspicions, but you
don't give him the benefit of the doubt. And I
know you want him to know. You don't want him
to know about what you were doing on the boat.
You're even you guys, are even you and him as
far as I'm concerned, And you're back now. You guys
(04:01):
have reconnected, You had sex, you went out to dinner.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
So I just say let this one go.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Steve am beyond stunned at show response.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I was sitting here going, I was like, what's wrong
with you? This shun is strong?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You know normally, you know, I got to come in
and defend a man. I've never seen you defend a
man as hard as you defended this damn.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Dude right here.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So now I have to change my entire answer because
I don't like my els be the same. I just
change because no law, no law, no law. Because see
you just gave this guy pass. Now she on this cruise,
took a girlfriend, She had a ball on the boat.
(04:51):
Lie to find me in there. I didn't fool around
with any of them, although I did come close a
few times. Well, when I'm on at tequila, ain't no
telling how I'm gonna act. Well, if ain't no telling
how you gonna act, let go on and just tell
you what really happened. Then I got close a few times?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
What that means?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What? What that means? You had your clothes on? You
ain't head clothes? Came close? We came't close. He was
on me, I was on here? What how close? How
you almost come close?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
To food?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Av anyway, ain't no telling how I'm gonna act. My
man knew my phone service was bad on the water,
so we texted a lot. Now you sending neked pictures
of you in the cabin. He's sending neckage while he
in the bed. Then you look closely at his two
pictures and you saw three red cups on the knight
(05:48):
stand at a bottle of rum. Wait a minute, three
red cups one bottle of rum that got threesome road
all over? You only got you only need one red cup?
(06:08):
Dim is solo cups? Ain't you ain't got to have
one for this and one with it? With three cups
in there, and you see, Ray, they all had the
same cup. Cat what we're gonna switch cumps for now?
What we're worried about? Whomo been on this cup? All
three of us been in here. It is not time
to be worried about knowing who cup is this? Who
(06:30):
cup is this? Do you know what y'all been in
here doing? Three people?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
All right, hold on, we'll have partner to see coming
up that twenty three minutes after the hour, Today's strawberry
letter subject why did he get rid of all our trash?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We'll get back into it right after your bird you're
listening morning show?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
All right, Come on, see let's recap today's strawberry letter,
the subject.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Why did he get rid of all of our trash?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
You know, first of all, folks, let me clear, let's
be reiterate this Shirley's answer. It was in total support
of this man, and I just stunned me that she
supported this man throughout this let hers. So that's normally
my job on the show, but since Shirley took it,
I got to go and help this woman out.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Now come to find out they was exchanging. She went
on the cruise with a girlfriend. They was exchanging. Neked
pictures her and a man back in the house, and
in one of the pictures she took, she noticed on
the knight stand with a bottle room and three red
cups them solo cups. The big plastic was. You know,
you put all types of stuff in there. You know
that's been hoods, that's hood hood drinking for a long time. Well,
(07:39):
she get home and she noticed also the comforter was
off the bed. You can't keep a comforter on the
bed once it's molding two people in there.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
That's a comfort to rule.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's because it ain't no room for three people. And
all these pillows and blankets and all this something got
to get on the floor because it's no way it's
hard for three people to share comfort. It's got to
get on the flow. Plus, you in here hot because
there's three people in there, and there's three red cups
on the nights there and a whole bottle of rum.
What she need to do is focus on that picture.
See how much of the room is missing, because what's
(08:22):
the three cups in their folk? It was some other
people in now Sureley said it wasn't comfort off the bed.
McDonald's bag on the floor. That's what they call what
that thing when they call out to get something to eat?
Dah do dash uber eat something? You know, bring it
whatever they come, grub grub it, bring it by.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Your starting one. You should call it that.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Bring it, yeah, bring it back. Usually have you call
bibs to bring it back? And it's a McDonald's bag
on the floe. He thought he was being a slob.
He normally so. A few days later I could barely
get in the door before he tried to.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Have sex with me.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I was ready to because once again here she go.
Have some drinks on the flight home. Got that tequila
up in you now soon as you got to tequila,
you was ready then. But now you're trying to tell us,
ain't nothing to happen on the boat? Girls stopped? You
know what the hell have on that boat? It got
buck while up in there all the fine men. All right, cool,
I got myself together and we went to dinner. You
(09:24):
got home with your leftovers and noticed there was some
old food in the fridge, so you went to throw
it away, and then you looked in the garbage can
and it was empty. I went to the garage and
there weren't any trash bags in the trash can. Trash
day was the next day, and we normally have two
or three bags, but we didn't have nothing that day.
And then she looked in the bag. She didn't see
the McDonald's bag, or the three red cups or any
(09:46):
other trash. You ain't see that run by leader, did you.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Bet, that wasn't in there either. I asked him where
all the trash was, and he said he wasn't no trash.
That is the truest statement in this whole damn Where
is the trash? Ain't no damn trash. Then you took
(10:11):
out your phone and showed him the pictures of the
missing trash. He said he took it to the dumpster.
The next statement he made was true. Why did he
get rid of the trash? First of all, let's quit
calling this trash and call it what it believes this
(10:34):
is ever. This this ain't trash. This is evidence. That's
like when the mob finna go up for murder and
then the witnesses start missing. See you gonna get rid
of any star witness. And the star witness in your
story was the trash. Three red solo cups, bottle of wine.
(10:56):
You know, hard to see little lipstick on the red
solo up. That's the key. You wants to wear red
solo cups because you're hard to see lipstick on the
red solo come no matter what shade it is unless
you date a woman that wear black lipstick. And I
do not care for that. The letter in the words
(11:20):
of my father Slick Harvey, don't nobody want no black
mouth woman. I just some stuff. He would say, boy
gonna go on.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Go the boy.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Don't nobody want no black mouth Woman's interesting, yeah, because
only time you saw a woman with black mouth when
she was playing a witch in a plate that was
dog lipstick wasn't out then, you know, bright red was
the color that was very very you know, shaky back there.
(11:52):
Bright red that was the color. And you couldn't wear
that at the church. Oh she got the hussy mouth.
I see you know so. Uh, he took it to
the dumpster. Why did he get rid of the trash? Well, lady,
it wasn't trash, it was evidence. He got rid of
all the evidence and you have nothing except a picture.
But then you told him he better clean the house
(12:14):
upfore you get back. Now he did what you asked
him to do. So now he has created the perfect storm.
You can get mad at him if you want to,
but he done got rid of all the evidence. So
what do we have here, folks? Let's break this down.
You have wasted your time writing this Strawberry Now.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM
on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter
podcast on the free iHeartRadio app for he never.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Sounded so good? Download it today now.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, it's
Junior with Sports Talk.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh
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