January 11, 2024 • 13 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a teacher and I cater events and I do weekly meal prep for three people. My husband gets to feast on the leftovers, and he loves my cooking. He also loves my cookie. I am a well rounded wife and I provide my husband with good food and good loving. Wherever he wants it, he gets it, and as soon as we're done he wants a full meal. That's fine and dandy, but it's a problem when it's late at night or early in the morning and he has to eat a full meal afterwards. Something about the cookie makes him so hungry.............................................
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARBFM
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. You could be
reading your letter live on the air. We could be
doing that, and you never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you nephew. Subject why don't he like to eat
in bed? Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a teacher and I
cater events and I do weekly meal prep for three people.
My husband gets to feast on the leftovers, and he
loves my cooking. He also loves my cookie. I am
a well rounded wife and I provide my husband with
good food and good loving. Wherever he wants it, he
(00:48):
gets it, and as soon as we're done he wants
a full meal. That's fine and dandy, but it's a
problem when it's late at night or early in the
morning and he has to eat a full meal afterwards.
Something about the cookie makes him so hungry. He has
gone from getting a snack to taking one of my
meal prep plates and putting it in the microwave that's
(01:10):
in our bathroom. He has put a dorm size refrigerator
and a microwave in our bathroom, and there's silverware, paper towels,
and bottled water in there for his convenience. I have
no energy for his mess after we're done, so he
heats his own plate and will either leave it on
(01:31):
the side of the bed, his nightstand, my nightstand, the dresser,
or anywhere he decides to place it. We've had ants
and I've seen baby roaches, so I started sleeping in
the guest room until he gets himself together. He said
that sex works up an appetite for every man, but
I just don't see how that's possible. Sex used to
(01:52):
knock my ex boyfriend out, but not my husband.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Is it me? Am?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I not doing enough to tire him out? I'm ashamed
to ask another man of hunger after sex is a
real thing? Why does he like to eat in bed?
I thought about lying and tell telling him I saw
a mouse? How can I get it to stop? Okay,
this is just nasty. I'm sorry, But who mixes the
(02:17):
kitchen with the bathroom? How do you have a fridge
and a microwave in the same place as you have
the toilet. I don't understand this. This is just nasty.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I just don't like this.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I agree with you. He needs to stop this. And anyway,
every man is different. I mean, you know you said
your ex boyfriend went straight to sleep. Some men like
a sandwich or something to eat afterwards. Some men fall
straight to sleep. It just depends on the man. But
you have to tell your husband something. You have to
a full course meal with all the trimmings, and not
(02:52):
cleaning up after yourself is bound to draw bugs and
vermin and all that. You got to get those appliances
out of your bathroom. You have to and keep them
in the kitchen where they belong. That's crazy, I mean.
Or you can't be accommodating him with the cookie when
he wants sex from now on. I mean, that's the
solution here. I mean it sounds like a good trade
(03:14):
off to me, because ants and baby roaches are just
a non negotiable anywhere, but especially in the bedroom. This
is crazy, Stee.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You I read a different letter obviously, So here I go.
Why does he like to eat in bed?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Before I start this letter, it's lace with hidden information
in it. I want you all to know that this
letter is really about weight. You know, I'm able to
read between the lines of this is we are we
(03:56):
gonna be talking about this whole damn letter is weight.
This is a letter about weight. I'm going to prove it,
and I want you all to listen to me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Caller and Shirley, don't tell me, don't text me while
I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Were starting to get complaints.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Well, here come another series of complaints. And I already
know who's doing the damn complaining. So here we go. Stephen, Shirley.
I'm a teacher and I cater events and I do
weekly mail prep for three people. Neil, no problem. It's
(04:41):
a great business. My husband gets to feast keyworded feast
on the leftovers, and he loves my cooking. So this
woman has created a business because she's a really good cook.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
He also loves my cookie most men, I am a
well rounded wife. That's the first clue that we're gonna
be discussing weight. I'm a well rounded wife.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I hear you, even if you think I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I provide my husband with good food and good loving
whenever he wants to get it, He gets it, and
as soon as we're done, he wants a full meal
right after they get through.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
A full meal, not a sandwich. He need a plate.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
That's fine and dandy, but it's a problem when it's
late night or early in the morning. He has to
eat a full meal afterwards. Something about the cookie makes
him so hungry. He has gone from getting a snack
to taking one of my meal prep plates and putting
it in the microwave that's in our bathroom.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Now that got fat rode all over it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Who you know got a microwave in they damn bathroom.
I got a big ass house. I got a big
ass bathroom. Ain't no damn Michael wave in Now. This
is a fat person were talking about. And I'm telling
you right now cause your fat ass don't want to
walk to the kitchen. You done bought a microwave and
(06:27):
put it in your damn bathroom. If that ain't a
fat move, right now, you tell me what is your
people put kitchen appliances in the damn bathroom.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
We'll be back right to tell you the rest of
its right too, this right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Here, any of your answers coming up at twenty three
minutes after the hour. We'll get back into it right
after this. You're listening hard morning show. All right, Come on, Steve,
let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is what why
does he like to eat in bed?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Why?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, here we go, why does he like to eat
in bed? And he go to recap just to let
y'all know. On the commercial break, I have been told
by the ladies again Steven sounded like you're fat shaming.
Call it what you want to call it. But some
fat people wrote me, and I can tell. Let's just
start with the lady in the letter, who's a beautiful
sister who could really cook and all us here. She
(07:25):
describes herself as he loves my cooking and he loves
my cookie. I am a well rounded wife right there?
How many women say that about themself? I provide my
husband with good food and good loving. Whenever he wants it,
he gets it, and just want as soon as we done,
he want a full meal. That right there is a
sign of the times. Full meal, not a snack, not
(07:48):
some chips, not a sandwich, not a couple of spoons
of peanut butter. Don't want no ground cracking peanut butter,
need a whole meal. Matter of fact, he didn't got somewhere.
He done went in there and started heating up her
meal prep plates right after the thing. And this cook
cookie makes him so hungry. He'de gone from getting a
snack to take one of my meal prep plates and
(08:10):
putting it in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That's in our.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Bathroom, Pumpy Brakes, who you know, got microwave in they
damn bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That's the got fat rolled all over it right there.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You so big, you ain't gonna walk your lady's ass
into the kitchen. You to moved some kitchen appliances into
the bathroom. I'm here to tell you I got a
big ass bathroom, I really do. Ain't no damn microwave
in it. Oh, it's a towel heater in there. Got
a weight scale in there, okay, got that in there.
(08:42):
Got a linen closet with extra towels in it. Got
that in there. Got extra soap in there, extra toilet tissue,
so you ain't get you if you run out, you
ain't got go downstairs.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Got that in there. Ain't got no damn microwave in there.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Or he has put a dorm size refrigerator in the
microwaves in our bedroom, and silverware who you know got
has set a silver ware in the damn bathroom?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Who you know, god of microwave in there, not his ash.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Then put a refrigerator and she describes it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
As a dorm size refrigerator. Paper towels. He got paper
towels in there and bottled water. So now y'all.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Got a kitchen in y'all bathroom, and all of this
is next to the damn toilet. So what he done
made in his bathroom is a tiny house. See all
this is coming together now. He done put a tiny
(09:49):
house in his damn bath here, because that's where a
tiny house is. You can sit on the toilet, fry eggs,
change the channel, and talk to company all at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Why would he put silver, white paper tied Michael wave
and refrigerator in his bathroom cause he fat?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Why would she let him?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I have no energy for his mess?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
We've done as he heats his own plate and we
either leave it on the side of the bed, on
his nice stand or your nice there, see right there,
because sometimes he can't bring the plate.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
If they making love on her side.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
He can't roll over with the plate and put it
on his nice there, so now he putting it on
her nice there.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And we've had ants, and I've seen baby roaches.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
This is terrible. Ants and roaches. What, lady, how you
ain't put a stop to this right here? If you've
seen ants, don't don't try to diminish it with baby roaches. Baby,
How you trying to down play this letter right here
like it ain't that bad. I just saw ants and
(10:59):
baby roaches, baby roaches, and here.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You trucking and down play this like this is okay.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I saw ants and some baby roaches, and hell you
think baby roaches come.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
From They got from big ass roaches.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Mama. You just seeing the baby roaches because they ain't
figured out who in the light come on, they supposed
to get out? The dog gone, grown up roaches already
know the drill, old time thirty life along with on
there for the country, lights on and the big roaches
is gone, the baby roaches still eating on the sandwich.
Just the lady, you need to cut this out right here.
(11:36):
I ain't through with you either. I got some most
up so now I just started sleeping in the guest room,
all like, roaches don't travel. You have took your fat
ass to the guest room, thanking you're gonna escape these
roaches and these ass they got legs, you know they walking.
They're gonna be in that room with you in a minute,
right now, they'll sit up here, come out and out
of start sleeping in the guests room. And he said
(11:57):
that the sets works up an appetite for every man.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I just don't see her ass.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Popper sex used to knock my ex boyfriend out, as
he do most men.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And now is that possible? Am I not doing enough
to tie him out?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
He tied for he stopped, he fat, He tied from
moving all them appliances into that bedroom.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He for fat.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I'm ashamed to ask another man of hunging sex is
real thing? Why does he like to eat in bed?
I thought about lying and telling him I saw a mouse?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
What you gonna line? Tell him you saw a mouse? Mouse?
Don't stop fed people?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
If the baby roaches and the damn ant saint stop
to his fat ass? What makes you think a mouse
gonna shut him down? I got news for you. He
gonna build a ramp next to that bed in a minute,
because he got to roll this fat ass out to
get in there to that tiny building, that kitchen.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey
FM on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry
Letter podcast on the free iHeart Radio app free Never
Found in Selling Good. You can download it today and
coming up at forty six minutes after the hour Sports
Talkwood Junior. Right after this crazy you're listening to The
(13:12):
Harvey Morning Show
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARBFM
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. You could be
reading your letter live on the air. We could be
doing that, and you never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thank you nephew. Subject why don't he like to eat
in bed? Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a teacher and I
cater events and I do weekly meal prep for three people.
My husband gets to feast on the leftovers, and he
loves my cooking. He also loves my cookie. I am
a well rounded wife and I provide my husband with
good food and good loving. Wherever he wants it, he
(00:48):
gets it, and as soon as we're done he wants
a full meal. That's fine and dandy, but it's a
problem when it's late at night or early in the
morning and he has to eat a full meal afterwards.
Something about the cookie makes him so hungry. He has
gone from getting a snack to taking one of my
meal prep plates and putting it in the microwave that's
(01:10):
in our bathroom. He has put a dorm size refrigerator
and a microwave in our bathroom, and there's silverware, paper towels,
and bottled water in there for his convenience. I have
no energy for his mess after we're done, so he
heats his own plate and will either leave it on
(01:31):
the side of the bed, his nightstand, my nightstand, the dresser,
or anywhere he decides to place it. We've had ants
and I've seen baby roaches, so I started sleeping in
the guest room until he gets himself together. He said
that sex works up an appetite for every man, but
I just don't see how that's possible. Sex used to
(01:52):
knock my ex boyfriend out, but not my husband.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Is it me? Am?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I not doing enough to tire him out? I'm ashamed
to ask another man of hunger after sex is a
real thing? Why does he like to eat in bed?
I thought about lying and tell telling him I saw
a mouse? How can I get it to stop? Okay,
this is just nasty. I'm sorry, But who mixes the
(02:17):
kitchen with the bathroom? How do you have a fridge
and a microwave in the same place as you have
the toilet. I don't understand this. This is just nasty.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I just don't like this.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I agree with you. He needs to stop this. And anyway,
every man is different. I mean, you know you said
your ex boyfriend went straight to sleep. Some men like
a sandwich or something to eat afterwards. Some men fall
straight to sleep. It just depends on the man. But
you have to tell your husband something. You have to
a full course meal with all the trimmings, and not
(02:52):
cleaning up after yourself is bound to draw bugs and
vermin and all that. You got to get those appliances
out of your bathroom. You have to and keep them
in the kitchen where they belong. That's crazy, I mean.
Or you can't be accommodating him with the cookie when
he wants sex from now on. I mean, that's the
solution here. I mean it sounds like a good trade
(03:14):
off to me, because ants and baby roaches are just
a non negotiable anywhere, but especially in the bedroom. This
is crazy, Stee.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You I read a different letter obviously, So here I go.
Why does he like to eat in bed?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Before I start this letter, it's lace with hidden information
in it. I want you all to know that this
letter is really about weight. You know, I'm able to
read between the lines of this is we are we
(03:56):
gonna be talking about this whole damn letter is weight.
This is a letter about weight. I'm going to prove it,
and I want you all to listen to me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Caller and Shirley, don't tell me, don't text me while
I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Were starting to get complaints.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Well, here come another series of complaints. And I already
know who's doing the damn complaining. So here we go. Stephen, Shirley.
I'm a teacher and I cater events and I do
weekly mail prep for three people. Neil, no problem. It's
(04:41):
a great business. My husband gets to feast keyworded feast
on the leftovers, and he loves my cooking. So this
woman has created a business because she's a really good cook.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
He also loves my cookie most men, I am a
well rounded wife. That's the first clue that we're gonna
be discussing weight. I'm a well rounded wife.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I hear you, even if you think I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I provide my husband with good food and good loving
whenever he wants to get it, He gets it, and
as soon as we're done, he wants a full meal
right after they get through.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
A full meal, not a sandwich. He need a plate.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
That's fine and dandy, but it's a problem when it's
late night or early in the morning. He has to
eat a full meal afterwards. Something about the cookie makes
him so hungry. He has gone from getting a snack
to taking one of my meal prep plates and putting
it in the microwave that's in our bathroom.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Now that got fat rode all over it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Who you know got a microwave in they damn bathroom.
I got a big ass house. I got a big
ass bathroom. Ain't no damn Michael wave in Now. This
is a fat person were talking about. And I'm telling
you right now cause your fat ass don't want to
walk to the kitchen. You done bought a microwave and
(06:27):
put it in your damn bathroom. If that ain't a
fat move, right now, you tell me what is your
people put kitchen appliances in the damn bathroom.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
We'll be back right to tell you the rest of
its right too, this right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Here, any of your answers coming up at twenty three
minutes after the hour. We'll get back into it right
after this. You're listening hard morning show. All right, Come on, Steve,
let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is what why
does he like to eat in bed?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Why?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, here we go, why does he like to eat
in bed? And he go to recap just to let
y'all know. On the commercial break, I have been told
by the ladies again Steven sounded like you're fat shaming.
Call it what you want to call it. But some
fat people wrote me, and I can tell. Let's just
start with the lady in the letter, who's a beautiful
sister who could really cook and all us here. She
(07:25):
describes herself as he loves my cooking and he loves
my cookie. I am a well rounded wife right there?
How many women say that about themself? I provide my
husband with good food and good loving. Whenever he wants it,
he gets it, and just want as soon as we done,
he want a full meal. That right there is a
sign of the times. Full meal, not a snack, not
(07:48):
some chips, not a sandwich, not a couple of spoons
of peanut butter. Don't want no ground cracking peanut butter,
need a whole meal. Matter of fact, he didn't got somewhere.
He done went in there and started heating up her
meal prep plates right after the thing. And this cook
cookie makes him so hungry. He'de gone from getting a
snack to take one of my meal prep plates and
(08:10):
putting it in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That's in our.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Bathroom, Pumpy Brakes, who you know, got microwave in they
damn bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That's the got fat rolled all over it right there.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You so big, you ain't gonna walk your lady's ass
into the kitchen. You to moved some kitchen appliances into
the bathroom. I'm here to tell you I got a
big ass bathroom, I really do. Ain't no damn microwave
in it. Oh, it's a towel heater in there. Got
a weight scale in there, okay, got that in there.
(08:42):
Got a linen closet with extra towels in it. Got
that in there. Got extra soap in there, extra toilet tissue,
so you ain't get you if you run out, you
ain't got go downstairs.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Got that in there. Ain't got no damn microwave in there.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Or he has put a dorm size refrigerator in the
microwaves in our bedroom, and silverware who you know got
has set a silver ware in the damn bathroom?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Who you know, god of microwave in there, not his ash.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Then put a refrigerator and she describes it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
As a dorm size refrigerator. Paper towels. He got paper
towels in there and bottled water. So now y'all.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Got a kitchen in y'all bathroom, and all of this
is next to the damn toilet. So what he done
made in his bathroom is a tiny house. See all
this is coming together now. He done put a tiny
(09:49):
house in his damn bath here, because that's where a
tiny house is. You can sit on the toilet, fry eggs,
change the channel, and talk to company all at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Why would he put silver, white paper tied Michael wave
and refrigerator in his bathroom cause he fat?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Why would she let him?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I have no energy for his mess?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
We've done as he heats his own plate and we
either leave it on the side of the bed, on
his nice stand or your nice there, see right there,
because sometimes he can't bring the plate.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
If they making love on her side.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
He can't roll over with the plate and put it
on his nice there, so now he putting it on
her nice there.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And we've had ants, and I've seen baby roaches.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
This is terrible. Ants and roaches. What, lady, how you
ain't put a stop to this right here? If you've
seen ants, don't don't try to diminish it with baby roaches. Baby,
How you trying to down play this letter right here
like it ain't that bad. I just saw ants and
(10:59):
baby roaches, baby roaches, and here.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You trucking and down play this like this is okay.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I saw ants and some baby roaches, and hell you
think baby roaches come.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
From They got from big ass roaches.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Mama. You just seeing the baby roaches because they ain't
figured out who in the light come on, they supposed
to get out? The dog gone, grown up roaches already
know the drill, old time thirty life along with on
there for the country, lights on and the big roaches
is gone, the baby roaches still eating on the sandwich.
Just the lady, you need to cut this out right here.
(11:36):
I ain't through with you either. I got some most
up so now I just started sleeping in the guest room,
all like, roaches don't travel. You have took your fat
ass to the guest room, thanking you're gonna escape these
roaches and these ass they got legs, you know they walking.
They're gonna be in that room with you in a minute,
right now, they'll sit up here, come out and out
of start sleeping in the guests room. And he said
(11:57):
that the sets works up an appetite for every man.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I just don't see her ass.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Popper sex used to knock my ex boyfriend out, as
he do most men.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And now is that possible? Am I not doing enough
to tie him out?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
He tied for he stopped, he fat, He tied from
moving all them appliances into that bedroom.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He for fat.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I'm ashamed to ask another man of hunging sex is
real thing? Why does he like to eat in bed?
I thought about lying and telling him I saw a mouse?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
What you gonna line? Tell him you saw a mouse? Mouse?
Don't stop fed people?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
If the baby roaches and the damn ant saint stop
to his fat ass? What makes you think a mouse
gonna shut him down? I got news for you. He
gonna build a ramp next to that bed in a minute,
because he got to roll this fat ass out to
get in there to that tiny building, that kitchen.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey
FM on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry
Letter podcast on the free iHeart Radio app free Never
Found in Selling Good. You can download it today and
coming up at forty six minutes after the hour Sports
Talkwood Junior. Right after this crazy you're listening to The
(13:12):
Harvey Morning Show
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