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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all at all, So given
them a bu busses listening to show.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't joy Yah yeah, joy. You know you know.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
You gotta turn to turn the mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
the word the mon look come come out.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,
I got something for you today. I'm gonna have a
conversation this morning about my understanding of grace now that

(02:26):
I've gotten older and I've come into a better understanding
of a lot of things I didn't know about when
I was younger. This is just my interpretation of grace.
Now once again, y'all listen to me. I ain't nobody's pastor,
I ain't nobody's minister. So you know, I'm pretty sure
you can go to church and get a far more

(02:48):
extensive definition of one I'm giving you. I'm just talking
to people. You know, Grace is this thing that God
provides for us. Grace is just things that you get
that's really undeserving, you know. I mean, I look in
my life as it is today. You know, Look, I

(03:10):
work hard and I have faith in God that I
do so things are going to happen in my life.
But the way my life is now, I don't. I
don't deserve all of this, don't. I don't look at
it that way. I have been the beneficiary of God's grace.
I have aligned myself in a position to accept whatever

(03:33):
grace God has for me, and it will be far
abundant and exceedingly in anything you could think of. His
grace supersedes anything you could possibly imagine. You know, the
goals that I set and the aspirations that I shoot for,
and the things that I have on my dream board.
I have the faith that God will give it to me.

(03:55):
But what He does with grace, he gives you far
more than that. He gives you what He he has
for you, not what you can see. You can't see
all he has for you. It's impossible.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Who are you?

Speaker 6 (04:07):
How can you possibly imagine what he can imagine? How
can you possibly think? How he can think? How can
you possibly do what he can do? How can it
be that isn't a single mind living or a collection
of minds that could have thought of earth? What in
your wildest imagination could have made you think of Earth?

(04:27):
The stars, the heavens, the oceans, the galaxy, the constellations.
What in your mind? What in any man's mind? We
can point at it and analyze it, but we show
couldn't have thought of it. So come on now, I'm
talking about lining yourself up with God's grace, which he

(04:49):
will give.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
To you if.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
You want some of it now. But now his thing
about grace, it can't be bought. Could if it could
be bought, I'm telling you I would pull all the
money I have and dump it into grace, because, after
discovering what it is, it's this goodness that God shines
on you simply as a reward of some type for

(05:15):
his love for you and for you attempting for you
attempting to.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Do right, not because you get it right.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Because if He judged us purely on how we are
the right and wrong of it, we would all be doomed,
all of us, every last one of us would be
doomed because we all fall short, we all make mistakes,
we all sin, we all get.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
It wrong from time to time, nobody's perfect.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Man.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Now I understand what my mother was saying about cleaning
the house. All I want is a little more grace.
All I need is a little more grace when the
last time you ask God for some grace. Now, I'm
not talking to you like I know everything. If you
just benefit from His grace what you already have. But
if you're not aware of it, you don't know what's

(06:07):
going on. Become aware of grace. Get aware of the
fact that God does things for you simply because He
loves you. He does things for you that you don't
even deserve. Somehow, you just wonder how you just got
over when you didn't even do the things to get over.
Sometimes you don't even know how you got that job

(06:27):
you got when you ain't even really do the things
to get your job. How you end up where you
are all the education you thought you went and got,
and hey, how you end up where you are today
in a much better position than your education could have
ever gotten you. That's grace. How I get every place
I am today. I didn't plan this, Man. If I

(06:48):
could have planned my life the way it is, don't
you know how'd have done it? When I was living
in that car if I knew how to do it. No,
I've benefited from his grace. I'm just a beneficiary of
his great race, of his goodness and his mercy. God's
goodness is better than your goodness. God's goodness is better
than your mother's goodness. It's better than your wife's or

(07:10):
your husband or your boo's goodness. God's goodness is different.
His goodness man covers some stuff you can't even imagine.
So why are you trying to put your life together
when the last time you asked him for just a
little bit of grace?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
When have you thought of your life.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
In terms of the grace that it has already benefited from?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Have you ever done that? Man?

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Just thought about you know you hear songs like my soul,
look back and wonder how I got over?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
That was grace, That's all I can call it. Now.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Like I said, you can go with church or somewherever
you want to, and ministers that the window at school
to teach this thing way better than me. I'm just
giving you from a layman standpoint. Man, have you thought
about his grace? Would you not bewalled to be a
beneficiary of His grace? With it not sitting now.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Check this out.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
The better you try to do, the more grace he'll
give to you. Now that grace can't be bought, Like
I said, it's free. You can't purchase grace. But the
better you try to become the more the more grace
he gets to put your way. So man, just try.
Why don't you just try to do better? Look, man,

(08:23):
quit talking a mount I'm gonna start next week. I'm
gonna start at the new year. Now you not, Yeah,
you do that every year ever at the new year.
I wanna eat better at the new year. I'm gonna
I'm gonna go on, get in here and the new year.
If you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it now.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Man, you can. You're gonna do it nowing.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Stop trying do something, do it, stop talking about it,
do it now. The best way to benefit from his
grace is starting action now, n O W now right
now today. What you're waiting on, all you doing is
delaying his opportunity to bless you. You know, man, do

(09:01):
you know how many times we do that? We delay
his opportunity to bless us by not starting now. If
you gonna get healthy, why don't you start now. Now
you're gonna trip a little bit because the holiday's coming.
But you ain't got to eat bad all the time.
You could start eating correct today you could. You could,
and then guess what that could be? Some grace on

(09:22):
the end of that. I'm just giving you a little
cheap analogy. But do you feel what I'm saying to you?
Start thinking in terms of grace, what He has done
for you and provided for you that you ain't even
see coming.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
That you know.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
You keep calling them blessings, and I got that a
lot of it us all it is. But man, have
you thought about the stuff that didn't happened to you
you can't account for. For me, that's been grace and
I'm beneficiary of it, and that's available to everybody that
won't sung. Next time you're talking to him, just check
in with grace. See what that is. That's that's better

(09:56):
than money. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen. Is here
another great day? Thank you Heavenly Father. I so appreciate it.
Man started my day off with gratitude. I'm spreading it.
If you get your gratitude together, it affects your attitude.
If your attitude gets affected this direct correlation to your altitude.

(10:17):
It's about them tudes, man, get them up, get them started.
It's gonna be a great day to day. I lived
my life with that expectation. I had a little moment
yesterday why I felt a little some kind of way,
you know how you just being human and you know
the principles of success, but somehow you just it's just
one of them days. And I was feeling a little,
you know, a little off. I wouldn't I was looking

(10:40):
at what was wrong, and I was so focused on
what was wrong that I had stopped momentarily looking at
my life and what was right.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
But I got it back on track.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
But I was in this little funk for about about
ninety minutes, and I remembered something that I read somewhere
like whenever you can't explain your emotion, if you feel
like a little foggy, a little darker, you feel like blah,
all you have to do is retrace the conversations you've
had with yourself the.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Fifteen minutes prior.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Go back to fifteen minutes prior, because your emotions, the
what you feel is actually a barometer of what you've
been thinking. It's like your internal thermostat. You are the
temperature gauge in your own life.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
So what you have to do.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Is when you feel these little moments of darkness and
glooming and sadness and depression, all you gotta do is track.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
The last fifteen minutes.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
As long as you can track those last fifteen minutes
of thoughts, you can now explain your situation. And when
I started tracking that, I was just on a negative plane.
And so I went right back and put myself on
the positive plane, and I was able to self correct myself.
Now that didn't make the problem go away, no, but
the focus wasn't on the problem anymore. The focus was

(12:02):
on the God that has given me every solution I've
ever had prior to this. That right there changes everything.
I have no problem that's bigger than my God. Come on, boy,
once you wake up to that realization, you can get
on with it. That's how I'm opening to show this morning, Junior.

(12:23):
I love to say, what's wrong with you? Todavid. All
you're gonna ask me to do is explain it.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
I mean, really, you should have just explained that, because
I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I got that same problem. Bruh, everybody has that problem.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
It's not new to mankind to be human, you know,
it's nothing, nothing new about it. And we all have
those moments where we just find ourselves in a little funk,
a little bit of gloom. But if you retrust the
previous fifteen minutes of thought, there it is because all
your emotions are is a barometer of what you've been thinking.
So if you change what you think, if you change

(12:58):
your attitude, it affects your altitude. So I put my
attitude on a positive plane, and all of a sudden,
I felt better. So instead of looking at what I
didn't have and what was going wrong, I shifted my
thinking and I started focusing on what was going right
in my life, and I started thinking him for the

(13:18):
blessings that I had, and all of a sudden, what
I didn't have seemed so small in comparison to what
I had.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh, I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You asked and answered your own question. Yes, better let
him use you a whole word.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
I needed that myself.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah you did. Coming up at thirty two minutes after
the hour, it's the nephew, and run that prank back
right after this. You're listening morning show. Time to start
your morning. Off now with the nephew and run that
prank back. What you got for is.

Speaker 9 (13:53):
Nav The day's title is I love your wife?

Speaker 6 (13:59):
I do.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I love your wife more than you do. Let's go
get Hello.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach tree this track.

Speaker 10 (14:07):
Who is this? Hey, Trey? How you doing? Man?

Speaker 7 (14:09):
This is Milton. I work at your wife Teresa Milton. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you probably heard of me before. I've been I've been
at the job probably about five years.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Now.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Chare she ever mentioned me?

Speaker 10 (14:19):
No?

Speaker 8 (14:20):
I don't, no milking. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Everything cool, everything's good, Everything is good. Hey, listen, I
wanted to have a conversation with you. Man. I don't
really know how to spring this on you or whatever,
But like I say, I've been working at the spot
for five years and been going Teresa probably like around three.
I guess what I really want to say is that

(14:43):
I didn't I didn't gain some feelings for.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
And whoa wolo?

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Hold on man, helo?

Speaker 11 (14:51):
Hello, you calling me and you're telling me right now
you have feelings for my wife who you work with,
and you because that is my wife, you have feelings
for my wife?

Speaker 10 (15:03):
Is that correct?

Speaker 12 (15:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:04):
You know it took me a while to come forward
and say this, but you know I'm mad enough now
and I feel like me and you need to talk
about it. Have you know your mind?

Speaker 5 (15:13):
No?

Speaker 12 (15:14):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
You want your list. I'm just letting you know. Today
is the day that I decided I'm not caring this
weight on my shoulders no more. I'm getting it off
of me, all right. And at the end of the day,
I love your wife more than you do. What I
I love your wife more than you do.

Speaker 11 (15:34):
Right, how long you've been loving with my wife? You
tell me how long you've been loved my How long?
How long you feel that you have been in love
with my wife?

Speaker 7 (15:43):
I mean, I'm looking at I know, I know, I
know at least.

Speaker 8 (15:47):
Does my wife even know this?

Speaker 7 (15:49):
I mean, I'm sure she's aware of it to a
certain extent, to.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
A certain extent? What house? How certain of the extent
are we talking?

Speaker 7 (15:56):
I mean, you know, when we go to lunch together,
she you know? I mean, I'm sure you know, y'all, Yeah,
we're going.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
To lunch together. How long y'all been going to lunch together?

Speaker 7 (16:04):
Bro? We were going to lunch together at least at
least two and a half years. I mean, we go
to lunch together almost every day. When we might miss
the day. If she go with the girls and I
go with the fellas, so be it. But for the
most part, me and her, me and her pretty much
a lunch together.

Speaker 8 (16:16):
Yead, I need a.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Brouh.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Stay the hell away from my wife.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (16:23):
I needed to back up. Ain't no more because you're
to talk enough. You didn't talk enough. Ain't no more
in love, Ain't no more states. You need to stay
to back period, Stay the back, man. I don't want
to hear none of that. Nothing, nothing, nothing at all,
because come.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
On, we don't let me listen. Listen, I know all
about you trade everything about it, all right, I already
know how you treat her.

Speaker 12 (16:49):
All right. I'm hot.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
I'm feeling like a strong tin station right now because
I really want to reach the phone and just some
break over neck right now. That's what I really want
to do. That's what I really want to do. And
what my wife talking about business outside of work, That's
what I'm.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
Trying to figure out. Hey, all I'm saying is when
we go to lunch, she let me know how she's feeling.
She let me know what she's going through. She let
me know all that it. Stop.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
Stop with that lunch, bro. I don't want to hear
another damn thing about lunch. Bro, ain't no more lunch
from here on out. Bro calling me talking about you
in love with my wife. Peop been taking what.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
He's a Milton, I'm Milton.

Speaker 10 (17:25):
So you at bro?

Speaker 7 (17:26):
You man, man, listen, calm down with all that energy
you got going on like you're finna do something you ain't.
You're not me. Come down, you have nothing to work,
You're not You're not finna do nothing right right now, Brom.
My team's right now. That's where you are, right right now, Bro,
Right now. How about how about when you got laid off,

(17:47):
when you was off for six months and she was
carrying all the all the waiting, can all the fields.
You ain't.

Speaker 10 (17:54):
All right, man?

Speaker 8 (17:56):
You know I think you know everything. I bet you
know I got it too. So all you need to
know is all you need to know is right, get done, Bro,
You're done. Bront Come down.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
Run it, bro, you know what what the milk?

Speaker 8 (18:09):
While talking about that, he would the wife saying that
he'll love it. Talk about lunches, sot the hell up.

Speaker 12 (18:17):
While we are.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
You can thank me for the tutter for the suit
that you got for Christmas. You can thank me for that.
I picked it out and I paid for it.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Okay, a word, okay, cool, cool, cool, all right, cool
we and let me go into contect right now, right now,
all right, you're talking about the great suitter three piece, that's.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
What you're talking about.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
The great bull right here with this boot anyway, I
don't like this.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Now, you don't like the suit. You don't want to
suit three times now you don't like it. So we
tell me at lunch when you don't want to suit. Dude,
the guys, bro, I'm swear to god, I need to
talk to my wife.

Speaker 8 (18:56):
Man, I need to talk to my wife.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
I need to talk to my wife.

Speaker 7 (18:59):
Because I man, listen, you know what, I just couldn't
hold this back. No more me living behind in the
shadows and put I'm over here kicking money outter Teresa
when she needed while you was laid off. I'm helping out.
I'm going you know I'm doing I'm doing too much
on money.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
So you was giving the money. You kicking the money
when I was laid off.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
You're kicking the money, dude, somebody had to step up.
Man to me, and Teresa is tight, so you know,
I just try to step in and help out.

Speaker 8 (19:29):
So you're giving my wife money. And what you're saying
to me, do you want me to.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
Make you feel better about the whole thing? You want
to make you feel better.

Speaker 8 (19:36):
You ain't need to make me feel better about it. Man,
is talking to my wife. That's all I got to
do is talk to my wife.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
That's fine. But can I say something that will make
you feel better? What this is, Nephew, Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Teresa gotten me the
frank for one coll Wait what.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
Your at Harvey Show? Bruh you got bru.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
Don't do that, brouh.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
You gotta stop that, Tommy. Come on now, come on.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
My heart is racing.

Speaker 8 (20:15):
I'm sweating.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
Oh I'm on now, Hey, I gotta ask you this.
You got to tell me what is the bad is that?
I mean the badtest radio show? In the lane?

Speaker 8 (20:24):
It's a Steve Harvey Morton show.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Gotta be Mama, Thank you, ne you Coming up next
it is ask the c l O Chief Love Officer
Steve Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions?
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
it is time now for ask the CLO chief Love

(20:47):
Officer Steve Harvey in the building. This one, Steve is
from Leah and Saint Louis. She says, I'm a forty
two year old married woman and I went to lunch
with a man I met online. My sugar level had
been low that morning and I started feeling lightheaded during lunch.
I asked my date to drive me to my doctor's office.

(21:08):
I thought he left, so I called my husband to
pick me up. When I got out to the lobby,
my husband and my date were sitting side by side.
I thanked my date for bringing me, as though he
were a complete stranger from the restaurant. He looked confused
as I left with my husband. Do I call him
and explain what happened? Or block him and move on?

Speaker 6 (21:31):
You should have stumbled your dizzy ass back in the
doctor's office not having close.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Tell me?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Is she kidding me?

Speaker 13 (21:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I mean no, not at all.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
So the guy he just looked confused. Yeah, you might
as well just call him and explain to him what
you're trifling behind.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Really, I just knew you were going to say, let
this one go and just move on.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
What she's married, Shirley, and she on a dating site.
She go to lunch with the dude, ask him to
take her to the doctor. Right, okay, but how did
how did the husband? So he thought she thought he left,
called her husband to pick him up. She go outside,
two men in the lobby. Right, that's what she gets.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
But that's what that's what she wants to know. Should
she call him to explain or block him and move on?
I'm just saying a minute, you would say block and
move on?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Why are you blocking him?

Speaker 13 (22:34):
What he do?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
See you playing the trick game?

Speaker 6 (22:38):
And the trick game you got caught in it at least,
oh the man, the explanation of what you did.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
You, Shirley, Why are you missing this? She wants to
date other men outside of her husband.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I guess you have.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
To tell this dude what it is. He may be
cool with that. How she gonna date outside her marriage?
What part of that you ain't getting? Your sister is trifling?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Just not am I know? Shirley, Shirley blo.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
If you're going to date married, you're gonna have to
tell these people you married.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, well he knows now, tada. All right, we're moving on.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
So since you liked him and Eaton took you to
the document as well, tell him what happened.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
He'll probably be cool with it. Oh that's all you
want to do, all right? I'm gain really I.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Would move on. I we'll move on, all right. We
are moving on. Veronica and Jacksonville says, I'm a thirty
two year old single female and I've been married for
twelve years. I got married really young, and now my
husband is saying we need to branch out and seek
other ways to jazz up our love life after having
four kids. I'm all right with having sex once or
twice a week, he says, I'm being selfish. And when

(23:54):
he was upset last night, he said, I'm going to
make him cheat on me.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Was this an.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Admission that he already cheated or was that a warning?

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Oh well, it's definitely a warning, for sure, but it
sounded more like a promise.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
He's going it's going to happen.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
He ain't no married man gonna say that to his wife.
And if it ain't in.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
His head, real good, okay, Because.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Y'all been having conversations about it sex twice week.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Folk kids, that's a lot, fol kids, there's a.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Lot, all right, all right?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
MJ.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
And Gary Indiana writes, I'm a forty seven year old
married woman and I had sex with a thirty one
year old man behind the pharmacy where we work. The
church next.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
Door to us.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yes, it's been writing is better. The church next door
to us has security cameras, and there's a video of
us having sex, but it's not clear. My manager wants
whoever it is to come forward. I need my job,
so I'm praying she doesn't ever figure out who it is.
The guy keeps saying he wants to fess up because

(25:12):
she can't fire us for this. How can I keep
him quiet?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
You can get fired for having sex behind the wall.
That's your job, now, fool. I don't know who told
you you can't get fired for that.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Yeah, first of all, both y'all you're not supposed to
because and it's dirty. Y'all got on the white jackets.
Now you want y'all to confess and come forward. Don't
be stupid. Don't listen to.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
This, dude, Please don't. And didn't she say she was married?

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yes, forty seven, thirty one year old boy, he's thirty one.
See thirty one year old boy, he's stupid. Let's tell it.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yeah, confessed, Nah, you slept with a stupid person.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, lady, that ain't you. That ain't true. That is
not you.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
It's obviously ain't clear. You're talking about somebody volunteer.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Is what?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Fess up.

Speaker 11 (26:17):
With?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Who?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, that's the how I'm going to have happily married.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't know what you're talking about, right, miss me?
All right?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Moving on Johnson and Carrollton, Georgia says, my wife's adult
kids are coming to stay with us for a week
since we haven't seen their kids for almost two years.
She has three children and seven grandchildren total. I have
had some financial problems lately that I've hid from my
wife and my family. My wife hasn't worked since I

(26:53):
married her sixteen years ago, so I hate to let
her down. Should I be honest and ask the kids
to postpone the visit or keep it to myself and
dip into my savings?

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Dip into your savings, doll, gut it out if you
don't want to hurt the woman you love. You having
some financial trouble and tell it. You could probably share
it with if she ain't working. Now, unless the financial
troubles is you' done bought some other woman something with
the money.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Wow, I hope that's not it.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
You go down there to pay their cash loan and
mess your whole life up with that two hundred dollars
loan that's gonna cost you thirty grand to pay it back.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
All right, Celo, thank you, you're listening Morning show. It
is time for games you can't play. You can't play
over the holidays, Shaye, please explain. All right, here we go.

Speaker 14 (27:57):
The holidays are coming around, and you're gonna have folks
over to the house. So what I'm gonna do is
set up the game, tell a little bit about it.
Steven Jr. Gonna jump in and make and explain how
the games get worse. Start off good, sound like a
good idea, but then as the game progresses, problems arise. Litten,
simple game of spades. We're gonna play some spades. We're

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gonna set up the table, We're gonna play some spades.
And then and then everything happened. Somebody started cheating. You know,
you got that problem.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
The first time somebody reneged you swear it was a
dead body in the room. So you can't play that.

Speaker 14 (28:40):
You know, people don't know how to lose and and
just take it, you know, they take it personal, you
know what I mean? Take it all right, So you're
gonna go outside, play some touch football, you know, getting
vamily everybody. Just play some touch football.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
You got a.

Speaker 14 (28:54):
Brown ass man think it's cool to run over a
third grader? Just over, yeah, just just punish it.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Damn man, we're playing football.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
A kid child.

Speaker 14 (29:15):
You haven't been putting him on me? You know how
you put him to check me? But what I'm gonna
do doing?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Hen Man?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
What you out here for?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
You black line?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
What you like?

Speaker 11 (29:34):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Look, hey, this is all I got to shake. You know,
if you can't, you can't to handle the heat, Get
out this kick.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I don't care if your aide, I don't care if
your aides. Let him cry, Let him cry.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
You got the line.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
You got a man. That's a man's game.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Here's another game you can't play.

Speaker 14 (29:58):
Okay, you want to play diamond, But you got that
dude that been you've been, he's been away for a while, and.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
He take this game a little bit too serious. You
know what I mean he'd been in. He's been away.
You know, he's been in the system. He even locked off.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Away is a different game, then, yeah, you should have
been here.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Man, Now you want to play old old wait man,
hold up, don't hold don't I just sent you to
the yard on them trail. Hold up, dog, you just
went to the yard on them trade. You ain't had
no trade minute ago.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
What you're talking about.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
What I'm talking about, I'm talking about your asses up
in the oh. You're trying to Oh you get shape.
What's gonna happen? You pardoner?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
You're out? Now, you're out?

Speaker 10 (30:50):
Now?

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Ring all No, no, okay, okay. I'm gonna need two
packs of cigarettes for that had the holiday party, That's
all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
And I'm gonna need the two pats.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's time I've seen.

Speaker 14 (31:07):
You playing down there in an under shake.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
We can't play that.

Speaker 14 (31:11):
We gotta play another all right, now we're gonna we're
gonna go back outside and try to play this a
simple game, family game on dodgeball. It's the same guy
who think it's a lot of fun. He hit the
third grader and ball.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
He ain't got a lot of that.

Speaker 15 (31:28):
Face, but he out here playing fall cap game.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
It's all dodgeball. It ain't call standing there and.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Get hit him eight.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Why you gotta hit him so hard?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
What what he ain't? He ain't do.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I bet him talk. Now they're gonna.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Cock back with that little weekends throw like I ain't
seen that.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Get him in the faith in the face. That's what
you need to pat.

Speaker 14 (32:01):
Mean, we go back in the hospital, decided to play chess.
But here's what happens. The man who thinks you know
everything about chess get his ass dusted by that eighth grader.
Now he really upset the little boy that told his
ass up.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Chest, he can't take it. That's where all the pieces
gonna be on the floor.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
They picked them up.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
But hold up, holder, do you can't say, check mate,
we just got started.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
How you gonna how you working?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Real dog?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Don't no, No, we even him before five six moves?
What is you talking about? Checkmate?

Speaker 13 (32:44):
No?

Speaker 6 (32:44):
That ain't our chest goes the thinking mad game right,
you ain't even had time.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
To think, David. He won the game. Man ain't game.
He just said check mate, Yeah he beat you game?

Speaker 13 (32:58):
Show me.

Speaker 14 (33:00):
He you that ain't you can't do that.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
See you gotta do look, man in chest, you have
to make a minimum of twenty moves.

Speaker 16 (33:12):
He like, you didn't have to do that for you, dog,
That's how it's done. Dog are now you ain't even
post to say check unless it's been twenty moves.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Maybe try something else.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
I don't know, man, See y'all need to play chess
with white folk's race.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Everything is racial with you. I can't play that last game.

Speaker 14 (33:37):
Last game, we can't play checkers. It's the same guy
with the dodgeball really enjoys beating a third Ready he
gets such.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Bare prayup, bra.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
What is your crying for? White? Your ass out?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
No, no, no, no, no, man.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
You can't jump backwards because you got the red pizza.
Red red pizza. Can't jump back chill.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Man, all right, the end of this game.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
You're listening hard. Morning show time. Now, guys, for a rounded,
would you rather would you rather you and your wife
share a bathroom?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Or yeah, we gotta share. That's not a good.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
We cannot share a bathroom. That's out the question. Hell,
I had to go through a whole nother room or something.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Oh no, A lot of married couples share bathroom.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
No, I had to go, I'd be in a whole
nother damn room.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Uh huh, and whate No, she talks all your products
on my side. That's why all her problem, make up
all this.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
Well, I'm finish, put my stuff, and then she want
to talk all the time I'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Shut the door. Quit opening the door.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Why why do you lock the door? Because I don't
want nobody in here?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
All right? Would you rather public displays of affection or
would you rather just be only affectionate in private?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
A little bit of both? I can't pick the one.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Would one of the others?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Well, then I gotta have it in private?

Speaker 13 (35:40):
Then?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, you had to pick. There you go, So.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
They shut this door. You know you've been looking all
good today. I'm finn show you something sooner, all right?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Would you rather eight hours of uninterrupted sleep or eight
hours on a new beach?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I didn't understand, no said, Would.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
You rather eight hours just uninterrupted sleep, just eight hours
of some good, good sleep? Or would you rather eight
hours on a new beach?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Hey take the beach. I ain't gonna sleep eight hours. No, damn.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
We might as well be able to see something. The
only problem is I've been to two new beaches. I
wouldn't know, but I've been to two new beaches. You
know what I've discovered. Everybody on the New Beach don't
need to be on the damn news.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I've never seen nobody on the New Beach where I went. Ever.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
Ever, everybody I've seen on the New Beach need to
put their damn clothes take a sn down.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Up including you were you were?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
You? No one new I was.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
I was on a cruise ship one time and you
and one of the excursions was to go to the beach.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
You go to the New Beach.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
It was in a Guilaw or something like that, gilla
and they had a wall, a little short wall about
two feet and I said, right next to the wall
because I.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Wanted to be over there by the new side.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Everybody, all the people on that side.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I was just holding it, just going beat.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Things something what?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
All right, that's today's around it? Would you rather? All right?
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right? So
when the people in Tommy's head get together, we all
know how that is a lot. A lot can happen
up there, but this time they came together to make

(37:54):
a wonderful Christmas song and guess what it is A hit?
Take a listen.

Speaker 9 (38:02):
Times come to.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
For the Night Old Christmass out through the.

Speaker 17 (38:21):
Hood, and my boy tried to feel her ring up
down to keep it real the Christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
And you don't no trouble, don't want no fight. I
didn't know I really insane, trip cheek.

Speaker 17 (38:32):
I come with the coffee, your tar, you brand, who
bite ram in a bottle? That what I momma and
the kitchen got the house and the gold and the jails,
and but now to put up. I can't wait to
hit that mac and cheese collar, greense and black eyed
peas short.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Right, those come out with the chicken.

Speaker 11 (38:57):
Wi is that way?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Like Flash blooved his flat drum swim.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
For the Night old Christmas, I'll do the hoop.

Speaker 17 (39:11):
And my boy tried to feel your reals bring up
down to keep it real the Christmas.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
And I don't no trouble, don't want no fighting.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I didn't know I was insane.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
On the trip.

Speaker 17 (39:21):
I went the coffee, your toll, real brand, who rappit
in the bottle? That what I like, Mama and the
kitchen got the house and in the gold and the yams.
But now the wait to hit that mac and cheese
collar greens and black eyed peas short.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Right come out with them taking what is just like
flash blooved through his flask drimm swim.

Speaker 15 (39:58):
Why am I the housecount Rubik's cube double dutch rub hold,
I hope battleship of g I Joe connect foult.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
But was nothing better than a hungry.

Speaker 15 (40:08):
A clouds better quick tripment and come waiting all right,
I just catch first one.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
To go bigger than a tower.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
And it turned out man.

Speaker 15 (40:16):
Certainly you take my by rode out dancer prance and
fixing the ugly matter out better mind it's bit and
I bet I get beget on my wisless because I'll
be damn if your spy my Christmas, you sat.

Speaker 10 (40:50):
Change.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I'm gonna say what you.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
What you can't say say about.

Speaker 18 (41:00):
Y'all?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Had we got a coup free?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
It was ragged.

Speaker 15 (41:08):
She's preying that now.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I said, three wheel road, Kay, okay, what I do?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
What did you just got to you?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
What did you just say?

Speaker 12 (41:18):
I said?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I said three wheel Robs was like, why used whim?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Why did you take the break where you ain't hand now,
damn three where you didn't make him out down that time?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Sound I got first, doll.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I'm the one that invited you.

Speaker 9 (41:36):
Hold alrighty, I'm the one invited you to come beyond
the single we made for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
So you know what on the rear? This right up?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Just right time it out?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Let us do nothing straight up?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Now that's Christmas spare Gray John havn't nephew missed that?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Damn Oatmeal? No man, see this right here, see this
right here, if it don't let her do.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
That already and they're all in your head. So what's
the plan for the holidays for you, nephew and oatmeal?

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Man?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
All right? Thank you, neph you coming up next, prank
phone call right after this you're listening morning show coming
up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today and the subject is smoke and mirrors.
Smoke and mirrors. We'll get into that in just a
few because right now it is time for the nephew
and it's prank phone call for today. What you got

(42:43):
for us?

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Now?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Well, you know it's Christmas time.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Christmas decorations, okay, cat dog, if you cool it.

Speaker 12 (42:53):
Hello, I'm trying to re Yeah, this what's going on?

Speaker 7 (42:56):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (42:57):
This many man? I live like about four five streets
over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother, I'm doing,
dood man?

Speaker 12 (43:03):
How you doing?

Speaker 10 (43:04):
I'm good? Hey? Uh I see you. You You got
your Christmas lights up right?

Speaker 12 (43:08):
Yeah? Yeah, I got them up. I got my whole
little theme and everything set up. Man, it's just looking
really good.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
Okay. Let me let me ask you something. Man. The
theme you got in your yard? Where you get that
idea from?

Speaker 12 (43:18):
What do you mean where I get them from?

Speaker 10 (43:20):
The idea? Like you got the snowman, you got Santa
Claus and rain deals, you got your whole house decorated.
You got Jesus with the Manger and the uh the
wise men around him. Where did you get your idea from?

Speaker 12 (43:33):
I'm I'm lost what you're talking about.

Speaker 10 (43:35):
Man?

Speaker 12 (43:35):
You ask me where I got a theme from?

Speaker 10 (43:37):
I mean, I'm asking I'm asking you a question. Where
did you get the idea from?

Speaker 7 (43:43):
I made this up. I made this up Jesus Jesus,
and you know that represents christal Man.

Speaker 12 (43:48):
You go with a theme at Christmas Base, man, and
that's that's Christmas Base Jesus there Christmas Jesus and just
in Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what what what's
going on? Man?

Speaker 10 (43:58):
Who are you?

Speaker 12 (43:58):
We gonna get my number from?

Speaker 10 (44:00):
Man? I'm manny, Man, I'm manny. I got I got
your number from one of the people that live on
your street. And I'm just asking you are on the
rail where you get this idea from?

Speaker 18 (44:10):
I made this idea.

Speaker 12 (44:11):
If I made this up? Man, I made this up
just the second time you asked me where I get
this idea from?

Speaker 10 (44:16):
What you're trying to import, It's go the real deal, dog,
the same thing you got if you come fourth streets over.
I got the same thing in my yard. And it
looked like you just stole my idea. And see what
you ain't gonna do is try to win Christmas yards
of the season and you juste stole my idea. That's
the problem I got with you.

Speaker 18 (44:36):
Now, the problem you got.

Speaker 12 (44:37):
Is life and twist it okay to see I put
this together without it. I never even heard of you,
man it begin with. Secondly, I've been doing this particular
theme in my yard since I'm just staying over here.
I'm just staying over.

Speaker 10 (44:49):
Here six years you ain't had that. You ain't had
that theme last year. You ain't had that.

Speaker 12 (44:53):
Man, this theme last year and the year before. And
I put my stuff in the same place every damn
time I put it down.

Speaker 18 (44:59):
You did not have this last talk about who are
you to call me and tell me about my theme
and about my yard and what you got going.

Speaker 10 (45:05):
I know you ain't copying me. Man. Man, I'm gonna
tell you right now, and I ain't finna go no further.
You need to rearrange your theme and get a different thing,
because you got the same theme I got.

Speaker 12 (45:15):
Now you need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't
rearranging jack over here.

Speaker 10 (45:19):
Hey, man, let me tell you that if I got
to come over there and they tell you you man,
I'm being real as real as I can.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Be with you.

Speaker 10 (45:25):
If I got to come over there and unplugged if
you got some what come well, if I got to
come over to your house and unplugged some stuff now now.

Speaker 12 (45:34):
Now, if that thing my foot will be getting up
plugged from your First of all, you ain't finna come
on my street, in my house and dispect me at
all about anything that I got set up in my yard.

Speaker 10 (45:45):
Tell that way. I'll tell you what. Then, I'm just
gonna do this here. I'm finnah. Just come over there
and take Jesus and take them and take them wise
men out your yard. That's what I'm finna do.

Speaker 12 (45:56):
Come over this way, come over my messing with Jesus
in the manger. You're gonna be career because first of all,
that's say sign, that's that's the center of the team. Now,
if you want to come over here, you want to
kind of do something like that, you go to need
Jesus to help you because there's gonna be some rolling
around going on time.

Speaker 10 (46:11):
I'm like, yo, the bottom line is this right here.
You've got the nerve to do the same thing I got.
I'm full streets over, I'm driving through looking at everybody's
uh here, man, looking at everybody.

Speaker 18 (46:22):
Thing, got you the one and one that come here,
as I ain't seen the same way the same place,
really doubt long here.

Speaker 12 (46:28):
Ain't nobody ever call on me? Your stuff looks like man,
and from four five seats I would have had many
any way. Man, ain't got no light coming on my
street because you don't stay on the street.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
You going around looking.

Speaker 12 (46:39):
At people trying to get your ideas. Man, you got
a rich No.

Speaker 10 (46:42):
No, I'm I'm very original. I moved to this neighborhood
before you did. I've been here. I've been here ten years.
You've been here about six. I long you've been living
over here.

Speaker 12 (46:52):
I've been living over here six years. This Fether Division
was just coming up when I came over here. I
ain't gonna tell me. You've been running your team's long
and I've been running mind.

Speaker 18 (46:59):
You hey, man, and it I ain't got I ain't
got time to go back.

Speaker 10 (47:02):
Man.

Speaker 18 (47:02):
You know what, I got better things do?

Speaker 12 (47:03):
I still got some more life put up?

Speaker 10 (47:05):
Hey, I got a work plass. I hang go back
and forth. When I'm finna tell you just right here,
I'm finish. Come take Jesus off your yard. I'm finish.
Take Jesus and the one I take Jesus out my yard.

Speaker 12 (47:13):
I see now you sounding life. When I'm crazy, people
come about taking Jesus out of my life. That's why
you got life and mess up. Come on over. I
got some way.

Speaker 10 (47:20):
Many man, look here, don't turn your lights on me.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
My life is gonna be on the night tomorrow night,
every other night talking about taking my Jesus into manging.
I'm originally as the original that could be. Come on
if you want to, I got something for you.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
You stole my idea and we're talking about.

Speaker 18 (47:34):
This still an idea.

Speaker 10 (47:36):
Come on round here and let's say, hey dog, let
me tell you something right now, Jesus and the wise
men is coming out your yard today.

Speaker 12 (47:44):
No, you know what, man, I'm through with you. Man,
I'm through with you.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
You know what.

Speaker 18 (47:48):
Come over here if you want to touch my making.

Speaker 12 (47:50):
Jesus, touch my manger, touch me and and jokes, then
the wise man and I'm gonna put the noth saw
over your literally, Hey man, I don't know where you
get my number from me?

Speaker 7 (47:58):
Now?

Speaker 12 (47:58):
Who are you? Anyway?

Speaker 10 (48:00):
Who is the hooy? Man?

Speaker 12 (48:00):
I tell you what you're talking about? Coming over here?
Missing with anything?

Speaker 10 (48:04):
On time?

Speaker 12 (48:05):
Okay, set to go off every evening at the fund
to start getting dark my going off.

Speaker 18 (48:10):
Let me come on tonight for you anyway?

Speaker 10 (48:14):
Why why why you can't come up with your own theme? Man?
Why you came my own thing?

Speaker 8 (48:18):
Now look at it?

Speaker 7 (48:18):
I tell you what, man?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
What for you?

Speaker 12 (48:20):
Anyway? We just quat right now?

Speaker 18 (48:22):
You stay four five street over? What kind of color
you got me drive.

Speaker 12 (48:25):
Well, I'll confine you to come deal with you right
now where you at?

Speaker 18 (48:29):
Wait, right now where you are?

Speaker 10 (48:31):
You know what, don't worry about where I'm at. I'm
gonna be on your life.

Speaker 18 (48:33):
I'm about mom knight.

Speaker 12 (48:35):
Now, I'm gonna confine you.

Speaker 10 (48:37):
Your life ain't coming on tonight.

Speaker 18 (48:39):
Well them not come on tonight.

Speaker 12 (48:40):
There's gonna be some poles in your life. It's gonna
be hard to breathe for you. I'm gonna let you
know here.

Speaker 10 (48:44):
Man, he man, man first, who for you? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Man?

Speaker 12 (48:48):
You done caused me out of the blue telling me
that you're gonna come disconnect my life and steal my
major and take my baby Jesus out the man? Who
is you sit up here accusing me of stealing your
thing when.

Speaker 18 (48:59):
It's been my at least years. I've been doing this
Night of One Best Yard.

Speaker 12 (49:03):
Three years or three years running in this season. Now
I think you trying to get by way.

Speaker 10 (49:07):
But see the problem is you the one best Yard
because you're still in my idea?

Speaker 12 (49:12):
How can I be still in your message? Man? You
know what you and your and I'm ready to deal
with your.

Speaker 10 (49:18):
Right Hey, dog dog, I'm nothing to go back and
forth with you. You stole my Jesus theme. Dog, hold on,
wait a minute.

Speaker 18 (49:25):
How can I have won Best Yard three years running
and you saying I got the thing from you.

Speaker 12 (49:30):
You should have been getting.

Speaker 18 (49:31):
You must not be doing it right.

Speaker 10 (49:33):
Let me let me, let me, let me go on
and say this to you right now. Dog? What day?
What Larry on your street told me to call you, lady?

Speaker 12 (49:41):
Larry told you to Larry gave you my number.

Speaker 10 (49:44):
Larry, and Tommy told me to call you.

Speaker 12 (49:47):
Larry and Tommy told you to call me.

Speaker 10 (49:49):
You know who Tommy is there?

Speaker 12 (49:51):
That ain't now, ain't never missing? No Tommy to me?

Speaker 10 (49:54):
Who I'm Tommy? I'm Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just playing by your boy Larry Man.

Speaker 12 (50:02):
Nephew Tomas you want to show.

Speaker 10 (50:09):
Told me to call you.

Speaker 12 (50:10):
He said you win every single year the Christmas But
it's kind of funny.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (50:19):
Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show
in the lane?

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Man?

Speaker 7 (50:23):
Hands down, no doubt.

Speaker 12 (50:26):
Man in the show with Nephew.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Pranks. I'll stand.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Out.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
I'm gonna come over there and get Jesus. I'm gonna
get the wise man, get everybody, boy.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Boy, now you find meet Jesus.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
That's more accurate. See you, my baby, come around here.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
It's gonna be some rolling round out here.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Touch the wise man, mirror show that.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
He didn't understand the accusation. Where you get that theme
from Christmas?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Right right about his theme? Where you're going with this man, Let's.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Get the theme from Christmas.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
With Jesus had a major's Christmas?

Speaker 7 (51:30):
Now that.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Man, Frank praise for real?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Coming up next, and it's the Strawberry Letter for today.
The subject smoke and Mirrors will get into it right
after this. You're listening hard Morning Show. It's time now
for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve i
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(51:57):
live on the air, just like we're going to read
this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours. It could be yours, ladies.

Speaker 14 (52:05):
Him is time for the Strawberry Later with my good
friend Shirley straw Berry.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Thank you, my good friend, Junior. Subject smoke and mirrors.
Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm in a long distance relationship with
a man that my daughter hooked me up with. He's
a bodybuilder, and my daughter met him at her gym.
She said she was looking in the mirror working out
when he came and stood in front of her to
see himself in the mirror. She said, other than being vain,

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he's extremely quiet and nerdy. He and I talked a
lot in the beginning, and it was fun to have
someone to talk to. I overlooked the fact that every
time we talked he was smoking weed, or had just
had some weed, or was planning to smoke weed at
any minute. After a few months of doing video chats,
he wanted to see me. I told him he could

(52:53):
come visit me at my house, but he insisted that
I come visit him, especially since my daughter lives in
the same city. He bought me a ticket and asked
me to stay at his house. I planned to stay
in his guest room, but I left after he told
me what he had planned for the weekend. As he
showed me around his house, I saw condoms on his
nightstand and I was totally turned off by the Florida

(53:16):
ceiling mirrors in his bedroom. He asked what I was
into sexually, and I was shocked because we'd never talked
about fetish's and role playing. He told me what he
wanted to do to me sexually, and he said we
could watch ourselves in the mirrors while we did it.
I got an uber right away and went to my
daughter's apartment. He hasn't called or texted me since, but

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he told my daughter I am too shy and hard
to get along with. Should I explain the smoke and
mirrors to my daughter or let her keep thinking that
the breakup was all my fault? Please help? Who cares
what he says? That's what I say. Who cares? And
why do you feel compelled to tell your daughter anything
because she introduced you to this loser. That still doesn't

(53:58):
make you obligated. Not her business. You can just say
that it didn't work out and keep it moving. What
I don't get is why you didn't stay at your
daughter's house instead of what the man you hardly knew.
I mean, you say you're in a long distance relationship
with him, but you're not in it. You just talked
to this guy. You're not in a relationship with this man.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
You know.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
You only know a couple of things. About this guy.
One is that he smokes weed all of the time.
Your daughter's house would have been the choice. That would
have been a safer, smarter situation for you to be
in since you were traveling. And I'm glad you got
out of his house when you did, because that could
have been It could have worked out crazy for you,
It could have been dangerous. You don't know. Then you

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get to his house and realized he only wanted sex
from you, and that's it, really, Mom. I think you
need to slow down, sis, because you don't know what
you want. I mean, you were insulted with the mirrors
and the condoms on the nightstand. I mean, he could
have at least put those up, but he didn't. You
didn't do enough homework or research this guy to know

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what it was gonna be, what was gonna be waiting
for you when you got off that plane. You went
from video chatting with him, thinking you're in some sort
of long distance relationship with this guy, to staying at
his house. I mean it sounds a little crazy, and
I don't want you out here acting desperate in these
streets because this is what you can end up with.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Wall to wall.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Mirror's condoms on the nightstand and a man saying to
you that you can watch yourselves while you have sex.
What you don't even know him like that? Again, I'm
glad you left early. I hope you learned what not
to do in the future.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Steve, Well, it's a lot to unpack here, but really
nothing to unpack. This is a woman, and see, I'm
interested in what she's not saying, So let's go. I'm
in a long distance relationship with a man that my
daughter hooked me up with. He's a bodybuilding My daughter
made him at her gym.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
She said.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
She was looking in the mirror at herself working out.
He came sto it in front of her to see
herself in the mirror. She said, Other than being vain,
he's extremely quiet and nerdy. Okay, other than being vain,
he's extremely quiet and nerdy.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Do that make sense to you? Not at all. It
just don't go together at all.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Therefore, I think your daughter gave you initially a bad read,
but you took the time to start talking in facetimeing
and stuff, and you got an even worse read on
this guy. You said, he and I talked a lot

(56:44):
in the beginning. It was fun to have someone to
talk to. Let's stop for a minute.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
What did you just say?

Speaker 7 (56:53):
You heard it?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
It was fun to have someone to talk to. Where
have you been here?

Speaker 12 (57:00):
Well?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Have you been locked away? Have you been indisposed?

Speaker 6 (57:08):
Have you been at a convent, have you been up
in the mountains at a retreat? Have you just retired
from being a monk in a Buddhist temple?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
What did you get?

Speaker 6 (57:22):
It was nice to have somebody to talk to. So
what she's not saying is she was lonely. I think
that's what the hookup was. I overlooked the fact that
every time we talked he was smoking weed or had just.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Or I lost he was smoking weed or had just
smoked weed, or was planning to smoke weed at any minute.

Speaker 6 (57:56):
It didn't make no sense to me. Look the fact
that every time we people's smoking weed, I had just
handsome weed while was planning in the smoke weed at
any minute. Smokey the nerd that's vain, loves himself, quiet, nerdy,

(58:18):
hold weed all the damn path, all.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
The time, all the time. That's all she knew about him.
All right, we'll have part two of your response coming up. Steve,
to today's letter at twenty three minutes after the hour.
The subject is smoking mirrors. We'll be back right after this.
You're listening morning show, All right, Steve, come on, let's

(58:43):
recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject smoke and mirrors.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Here's a woman who is obviously extremely lonely. Her daughter
lives out of state. Meets this man at the gym.
She was working out, looking at herself in the mirror.
He came as stood in front of her. They met
each other. She introduced him to her mom said, other
than being vain, he's really quiet and nerdy. That don't

(59:10):
go together. Vain people are very rarely quiet or nerdy.
Your daughter does not know how to assess people. You
meet the man, y'all get on the phone, y'all start talking.
He and I talked a lot in the beginning, and
it was fun to have someone to talk to.

Speaker 11 (59:27):
What what?

Speaker 7 (59:28):
So?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Who are you? It was fun to have someone to
talk to. Okay, now where you being lady?

Speaker 6 (59:38):
I overlooked the fact that every time we talked he
was smoking weed or had just had some weed, always
playing in the smoke weed at any minute. Why is
the nerdy, quiet person that hard talk when you're smoking
that damn much. Yeah, and Helly might not be quiet.
He might just be sleepy a lot. After a few

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months of doing video chats, he wanted to see me.
I told him he could come visit me at my house,
but he insisted that I come visit him, especially since
my daughter lives in the same city. Okay, that kind
of makes sense. He bought me a ticket and asked
me to stay at his house. I planned to stay
in his guest room. What ain'tybody flew you out here

(01:00:21):
for that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
All right? Who flew you out there to stay in
the guest room?

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
If you gonna stay in the guest room, we can
just stay keep on new these video chats, because at
least I can talk to you while we in his bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
All right, all right?

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Ooh, hell I guess I'll come on and go to
the But I left after he told me what he
had planned for the weekend. As he showed me around
his house, I saw condoms on his knight stand and
I was totally turned off by the Florida sea and
mirrors in his bedroom. Well, I don't see what's wrong
with that. Yeah, daughter told you he was vain, vain,

(01:01:09):
he a bodybuilding. He got to see hisself when he
get up, but he has some other plans for you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
You turned off by the floor, the ceiling mirrors in
the bedroom. I kind of like that myself. I don't
have it, but to me, he asked me what I
was into sexually, and I was shocked because we never
talked about fetishes and role playing. Well, but you have
talked about sex. See, that's what she didn't put in that.

(01:01:40):
Y'all just didn't discuss fetishes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
In role playing but everything else.

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
Yeah, but you lying if you think all in video
chats and sex ain't come up, that's not true. He
told me what he wanted to do to me sexually,
and he said we could watch ourselves in the mirror
while how.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
We did it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
That's what the flow to see the mirrors is for.
That's what the condumns is on that table for. You
ought to see what's in the draws though, see, you
ain't even see that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Backs facts back, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
It's some stuff in that draws though.

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
I got an uber right away and went to my
daughter's apartment where you should have been in the first place.
He hasn't called to text me since then. Well, what
he gonna say?

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
So should I explain this?

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
Okay, hold on, he ain't called it text me since then,
But he told my daughter, I'm too shy and hard
to get along with. Wait a minute, this is the
quiet nerd that just told your daughter that you too
shy and hard to get along with. Your daughter has
a poor assessment of man. But like Shirley said, what

(01:02:57):
do you care what the hell he thinks or what
your daughter thinks? Yeah, let your daughter datim. She like
going to the jail. She like looking at herself in
the mirror. I don't really see what you want us
to do. So should I let my daughter keep thinking

(01:03:19):
that the breakup was all my fault? Please help? Just really,
you really don't have a problem. You're not going back
up there. You're not into fetishes and role playing. You
don't like looking at yourself in the mirror because you
probably get out the bed and you know, I'm like
cool walking towards it. But when you turn sideways in
that float the ceiling mirror, we can throw your ass.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Into something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
So stupid. That's what she don't like that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
Did you be walking to me and be going all
right now? Then you turn to the side and you
it be like, you know, just creep out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
It's just to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
You know, shocking.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
It is shocking, and so that's what it is. And
so you know, I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 10 (01:04:12):
Lady.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
You really don't have a problem. I tell my daughter
the truth. Actually I flew out here.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
We had discussed sex, but we didn't discuss fetishes and
role playing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Now obviously a big big boy over here.

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Well, big boy wanted to put some straps on me
and have me swinging back and forth. And every time
I swung into him, you knew what was gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Listen, leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Instagram,
at Steve Barb FM and child.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Sirsonally, I didn't think the swing was big.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Enoughie, man, you're listening morning show, all right, Steve, come on,
you hired him, You hired him.

Speaker 19 (01:04:59):
You ain't got to se saying ladies in general without
further ado a man that needs an introduction, because well
he's here, so seldom ladies in general.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Jane thinking Brown.

Speaker 14 (01:05:13):
Okay, okay, I'm putting together first, I'm putting together my
own film. I've started production of my own film. You've
seen the Nutcracker. Everybody's seeing a Nutcracker. He finished with
production right before Christmas. The name of my film is
called The Big Black Nutcracker. We're gonna make it look

(01:05:35):
different than what.

Speaker 12 (01:05:39):
You going.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
The Big, the Big Black Nutcracker. You know the story
of the nut Cracker, YadA, YadA, YadA.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
We all know the story.

Speaker 14 (01:05:47):
But this is she falls in love with a guy
who comes to it's a stripper. It's by the stripper
who falls in love with a guy who comes to
the strip club. And it goes by the name of
Big Black Nuts and to save the script club.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Now this is the what what is wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I understand you. So, so we're looking for dancers.

Speaker 14 (01:06:09):
We're looking for dancers we want and I don't want
to offend anybody about what I want. I don't, I don't,
I an't. I want fat people. I don't want overweight.
I don't want heavy set, shunky. I don't want thick.
I don't I want fat people because these are my ballerinas.
I want fat people, really fat. If you heavy set,

(01:06:31):
don't even audition because we don't want to be bothered
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
We want your fat.

Speaker 14 (01:06:37):
We want fat people that can stand on their toes
and catch other fat people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
That's what I want.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
That's what I want to say for production.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Yeah, that's production.

Speaker 14 (01:06:49):
Yeah, you know, because always got these little thin ass
ballerinas and that's good and that's nice fat people that
have no problem catching other fat people. And like I said,
if you overwegh it, you kind of chunky, pleasantly plump,
big bone, don't even bother.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Don't bother sending me a tape.

Speaker 14 (01:07:15):
Now, I want all production tapes to be sent to
Big Black Nutcracker. Send all your tapes to Big Black Nutcrackers. Now,
I've got some people that have signed on that are
gonna already be in the film. Oh, Kurt Franklin is
gonna be playing the part of Baby Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Now I know what you're saying. The Baby Jesus ain't
in the Big.

Speaker 14 (01:07:39):
Black Nutcracker, or he ain't in a nut Cracker, but
he's gonna be a Noos production because he said he
would do it, so I wrote him apart. So he's
gonna play the part of Baby Jesus. So check me
out the Big Black Nutcracker coming out around Christmas. Go
to Big Black Nutcracker. Send all your auditions there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Listening Hard morning show. All right, so Tomikla in Baltimore,
Steve wrote, I'm thirty two years old and I've been
engaged for four years. My fiance and I got into
an argument and he said he's in love with me,
and he's in love with my body, but he can't

(01:08:20):
stand me most of the time. He said, this is
why we can't confirm a wedding date. I'm glad I
finally know how he feels about me. Do I need
to pause our relationship if he doesn't like me? Our
love and lust enough for a marriage?

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Oh no, no, no no no no, oh no no
no no no no no no no. Love is absolutely necessary.

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
But if you don't like a person, come on, that's hot.
I don't care how good the sex is and how
fine your body is. If y'all get through having sex
and y'all talking and he don't like the person he
talking to, y'all don't need to get married.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
This is a dude. You know I love you, but
I don't like you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
You gotta like the person. You gotta like man like him.
You're with them twenty four to seven. You're with them.

Speaker 6 (01:09:08):
You got to like this person. Man, y'all gotta watch TV.
Y'all got to ride in the car. Y'all got to
go to the stove. Yeah, y'all gotta watch a movie.
Y'all gotta go to dinner. Sitting off the table. Somebody
you don't like, Let me give a damn about loving you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
You're Yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Terrible for us.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Yeah, you gotta like the person. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Yeah, the trust and believe that life is important. It
is love and lust, no.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Cover of marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
First of all, let me please.

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
You will not be having sex the majority of the time.
I promise you.

Speaker 12 (01:09:46):
You're not.

Speaker 11 (01:09:52):
God.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
You should be doing a lot right now. Yeah, no,
you don't underst then Junior and his forties they married late.
They ain't. These ain't twenty year olds.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Oh yeah, everything get escalated once you get married oldest.
You skip all them stages, the honeymoon stage in right
after the honeymoon. Yeah, we gotta get on the fast
track now, baby, we dying, were dying.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Yeah, they tell you that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
I'm telling you right now. You get sixty five, it's
on your mind a lot. Now I'm living. I feel
pretty healthy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
But every time I cut the news on, Yeah, man,
I see a six in their birth and in their death.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
They uh we passed away. Sixty eight year old died
three years get scarce.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Especially this time of year.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
You had a lot of this then, man devene one,
I just that's six year hold up, man, I got
getting now, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
So it's just it's just you start.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
Thinking about you know, longevity. Yeah, the older you get
because you start losing people, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Yeah, it's happening.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
It's no marriage. Man, once you get married later on
in life, you got to escalate this thing. Man, you
got you got to put your foot on gas pedal.

Speaker 13 (01:11:22):
You married.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
You can make it to the end of the tape.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
But when the tape right there, they're crossing the tape, gotcha,
where were.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
We could go?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yeah, we just started out what's happening?

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
No, but to answer the question though, life is extremely important,
very so.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Yeah, so she does need to pause the relationship, you're saying, yeah,
because that's what she's asking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
I mean, look, all the time you argue with a
person you don't like because the least little thing they
do get on your damn nerd.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Yeah, she said he can't stand her most of the time.
Most of the time there and tell me that, well
after four.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Years they've been together. Four years.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
No, you coming down the aisle with your wind dress on.
He hollered at you, Harry, I'm bring your hands down here.
I'll take you there a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I don't like you anyway. Yeah, not a good look,
Not a good look at all. All right to mckla,
Hope we helped you. Hope ste've helped you with this one. Yeah,
all right, coming up in.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Twenty minutes, that divorce is gonna be so fast.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ten days before Christmas.
It's it's vastly approaching. So here's a question. How do
you drop hint to your family and your significant other

(01:13:01):
when it comes to the holiday gifts you want? Like,
do you you subtly drop the hints for gifts you want?
Or do you just come right out.

Speaker 9 (01:13:09):
And ain't no way I can make it through Christmas,
cook Christmas without that suit.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I mean, I just feel like I ought to have
that suit.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:13:16):
I don't know, maybe y'all ought to, don't get together
figure out how to get this suit.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
So I ain't gonna be right without that suit. If
I don't what suit? Is gonna say that?

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
Because if you because if I bring the suit, I'm
thinking you're talking about, it might not be what you want, which.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
You want them to be specific?

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Yeah, I mean he want elf suit? Is what does
he wanting? I swear he feel to get a Christmas
cussing up in here? Did he just call me a elf?

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
I didn't call you a l when you said you
can't live without that suit? That went about time. Hell,
but let's get that f suit and you need to
get to work. Damn sure, ain't gonna get Santa Claus suit.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
The Times suit?

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
How about that alleuid that loud to that great one?
That great one. They don't make that in your side.
They make it in my side. I stopped that. What's wrong?
What what size you think they come in?

Speaker 10 (01:14:15):
He said?

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Forty two? Forty two?

Speaker 10 (01:14:18):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
Record is simple size. That's the same thing that fits
the mannequin, the dummy in the window. Yeah, that's what
they make.

Speaker 12 (01:14:28):
Call it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
The models wear the same size. So side madels forty
two long, I'm forty eight real all right? Grown man's side.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
You're listening morning show time. Now, guys, for a rounded,
would you rather would you rather you and your wife
share a bathroom or bed?

Speaker 7 (01:14:50):
Mad?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
We gotta share.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Anywhere?

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
Now, that's not a good We cannot share a man,
that's out the question. Hell, I had to go to
a whole nother room or something.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Hold on, a lot of married couples share bathroom.

Speaker 12 (01:15:07):
I had to go.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I'd be in the whole nother damn room.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
And what argie? No, she talks all your products on
my side. That's why all her.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
Problem everything, make up all this. Wow, I'm finisha. Put
my stuff and then she want to talk all the time.
I'm in the bathroom. Shut the door, Quit opening the door.

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
Why this?

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Why do you lock the door? Because I don't want
nobody in here?

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Would you rather public displays of affection? Would you rather
just be only affectionate in private?

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Both?

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
I can't pick the one. I ain't the public on
the other. If you, oh, well, then I gotta have
it in private.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
There right, Yeah, you had to pick there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
As soon as they shut this dose. You know you've
been looking all good today.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
I'm finna show you something soon, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Would you rather eight hours of uninterrupted sleep or eight hours.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
On a new beach?

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
I didn't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Would you rather eight hours just uninterrupted sleep, just eight
hours of some good, good sleep, or would you rather
eight hours on a new beach?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
He beat?

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
Take me to the new beach. I ain't gonna sleep
eight hours, No, damn. We might as well be able
to see something. The only problem is, I've been to
two new beaches. I wouldn't know, but I've been to
two new beaches. You know what I've discovered. Everybody on
the new beach don't need to be on the damn

(01:16:55):
new day. I've never seen nobody on the new beach
where I went ever, I ever, everybody I've seen.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
On the new beach need to put their damn clothes on.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Take then down up, including you were you were you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
No, I wasn't new.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
I was on I was on a cruise ship one
time and you and one of the excursions was to
go to the beach. You go to the new beach.
It was in a guila or something like that. And
they had a wall, a little short wall about two
feet and I said, right next to the wall, because
I wanted to be over there by the new side.
Everybody want all the people on that side. I was

(01:17:36):
just holding it, just got something, man, what nothing?

Speaker 7 (01:17:44):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
That's today's around. Would you rather coming up? In forty
nine minutes after we'll close out the show. It's our
last break of the day. Right after this, you're listening
Morning show. All right, guys, here we are, our last
break of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Is here in my mind?

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
What you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Don I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
I'm just doing that, stuck on that up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Just do it, just go ahead, don't quit do it again?

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
No, you know, I'm just trying to feel that what
what would you do? Would you rather was? Would you
rather be lead sing on a Christmas song? Or the
lead in the Christmas movie? I don't even really know
no Christmas movies, but I don't I can't be the Alpha.
I can't be Rudolph, you know, Wizard of Nothing like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
That was on the other night, The Wizard of I
don't even know what.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
They be doing.

Speaker 10 (01:18:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
I had to watch it when it came out, but
I never really enjoyed The Wizard of Ours. You know,
I just one of your.

Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
Favorite movies of all all time? You know how you
got to be mentally to like The Wizard of ours
favorite movies of all kind of depressed ass.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
You've had a beautiful childhood got bad and apartment that was.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Moncus is too much in the movie that I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Talk about, which, well, well, I like the Wiz, let's
go with that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I was never really that. It wasn't much of a
whole movie. Guy, I just didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
But you do love old songs, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
My focus was somewhere else.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
When I was growing up, man, Yeah, my focus I
was thinking of I kept trying to figure it out.

Speaker 10 (01:19:36):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
I didn't know that I could have prayed about it
and made it a lot easier for myself. So I
was spending all my time thinking about it, wearing about it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
But you had a praying mother, though, Steve.

Speaker 6 (01:19:51):
You know that's I'm telling you right now. I'm the
result of her praying. Because how I made it through
sometimes I don't even know, because this show wasn't me.
I was dead making a series of dumb assion.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
People do that when they're young. You know, that's what
you do when you figure it out. You make me
back to back to back to back. Because we weren't
listening to anything. Our parents told us.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Look where you're at now?

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
You did?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Yeah, and you keep on You're gonna beat somebody one day,
keep on, keep on. Sure you're funny with that, say
that all the time. Yeah, And I believe you will Steve.

Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
You can make.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
If you wouldn't standing amok, I believe you would have
been leasting in a group though.

Speaker 9 (01:20:34):
I mean if you was doing like a Christmas special,
just you singing, what would your outfit look like?

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
And you come out and hit them?

Speaker 12 (01:20:41):
Note?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
What would you look like?

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
Oh dog, I'd have a red sequence jacket, green sequence paints.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
The visual.

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
I got the white leather boots, white shirt okay, with
green and red sparkling ruffles on it, with the cuff
sticking out under the jacket trimmed in green glittle.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Sounds like a tall elf.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
Or you have a hat war.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Dreaming of a wide.

Speaker 13 (01:21:25):
Christmas There he told me to tr rupper bump bum.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Just a spot be and my droll.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
The album side the nine is cold, All.

Speaker 13 (01:22:09):
All these brides, yes, nuts roasting old.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
And open fire.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Can you get your boy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Jack Frost, Jack Frost nipping at your Utah cows?

Speaker 7 (01:22:33):
Being so.

Speaker 12 (01:22:36):
Father?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Did you get that song?

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Dressed up like s Schimo. Yes, oh every body.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Nont know about Christmas. Boy this boy throw throw what
you're saying the first Noel.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Silver Bell, Brooks Binton.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Soon it will be.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Christmas nigh high. Whoa Lord give me still give me
another one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Jingle bells, jangle jangle bell.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Oh jing go all of the way, all the way,
ah and all one folk.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
What fun we haven't with our hood back on the
one horse over.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
See, joint to the world, Joy to the world.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
The Lord has it's cool letter Yeah, come on we
see come on now, oh key call me here now
I said here, Now.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
That's what it's all about.

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
Hey, y'all have a great one to team closing them
because I was on the war, but I feel better now.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
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