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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
All at all.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Given the.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Bus busy.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Show. I don't joy joy the shore. You gotta use.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
You love, you.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
You have to turn the mouth, the turn you probably
got to turn mouth, turn out water the water.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Looking.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, One and only.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Steve Harvey man oh man, got a radio show. Yeah,
I do.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
God so big to me, man, I just have to
tell you about it. I can't help it. It's rather
obvious to me how big, how good God is. He's
absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one, he'd
be clowning, he'd be just showing out.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Man.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,
if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we
as people delay what we want or delay the process

(02:58):
to begin what we want on our hopes, our dreams,
our desires. Why won't you start your mission today? Why
don't we all decide together that just individually. Look you listening.
You got something that you've been dreaming about. You got
an ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got

(03:19):
goals you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them.
Everybody's got something that's on the table that they haven't
yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your
mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is only
hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of aspiration

(03:43):
to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
get back to that because God knows where you left off.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Now.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
You may have to accomplish a few more things since
you stopped for a long period of time, but God
know where you left off. You can get back on track. Look, man,
this dream of being on TV since I was a kid,
and it got off track. Now it got off track.
I just kept it as one of the dreams, and
in some real dog moments when it looked like it

(04:13):
wasn't gonna happen, all I was hanging on to was
just the hope that one day it could. But that's
what faith is really about. Faith is the belief in
things that you cannot see but faith gives you the confidence.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
To keep hoping.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Man. Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard
Jesse Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man,
it's just the hope. I was hanging on a hope.
And I'm talking about when it got real ugly and
funky out there for me, when it looked like I
wasn't gonna ever make it, and all of the facts

(04:49):
was in and everything pointed in the direction you not
gonna make it. You done really messed up this time.
Then I sat there and I just hung on to
the hope. But man, that's what I'm saying. If you
got a dream on aspiration or vision or something, when
you fall off track and you want to go get
back in line, God holds your place.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
See. He held on to that for me.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
he said, Okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
be on TV. Now, when you get it together and
you quit tripping and you come and your turn to me,
I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a
lot longer to get here than I wanted to, but
then it was necessary because I needed all of them
mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when

(05:36):
I got on the radio one day, which I did
not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
That's why I say it every day. See, because of
this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and
I can tell you about me better I can tell
you about anybody. And I done been through enough whereas relatable,

(05:59):
where enough people can go. Man, that happened to me.
Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
I get it now. See at the time, no, I
didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
I was really in total disagreement with God on a
lot of stuff He was pulling off on me, But
in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.
But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through

(06:21):
all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
there and did wrong. He forgave me, he said, because man,
if you ever come to me. I have a plan
for you that is going to be far and above.

(06:42):
It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
I did. I just got sick of me, good and
sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
And then God started working and here I am today.
Now he threw it me Yet Nope, I have jet Nope.
But guess what the journey is cool?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
You know.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
It's like I was talking to this young brother the
other day about comedy. He's a really good stand up.
You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,
what is this I feel every night before I go
on stage. I don't know what it is. I just
want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back

(07:27):
every night before I go on stage. I don't know
what it is. It's got something to do with pressure,
It's got something to do with anticipation. It's got a
whole lot to do with the fear of falling. He said,
what you mean by that? I said, every night I
walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go
and step off of cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling.

(07:48):
He said, man, but you do so well. I said,
that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want
you to understand something. When I first walk out there,
it's just stepping off the cliff. Now, these yoaks provide
a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off
the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And

(08:08):
then I take the audience this way, and I swung
them back over to that way. We might swing out
to the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami
with this joke. We may take it on out to
LA and I just swing back and forth till I
land softly. The crowd cheers. The night is over with,
I said, but it's been too many nights though. When
I walked off that cliff and I pulled the cord

(08:30):
and the parachute didn't open, I said, Now I'm just
free falling out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working,
Ain't the parachute didn't open? I said, so see, that's
what it's like for me. And then you know what
I found out. If you done walked off the cliff
in life, and you ain't got no guard in your life,
It's like not having a parachute. You step off the

(08:52):
cliff and you just free falling. Now see we all
now that fog gets you closer to the grave, right,
We all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
when you step off the cliff and you got God
here a parachute. You still going down, but it's a
nice ride, and God just helps your descent appear more

(09:16):
like a rise and more like a euphoric fall, instead
of not having no God in your life and you
just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Ain't got no cord, you.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because you to
mess around with yourself, and ain't let God come into
your life and provide.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
A parachute for you.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
I would rather have a parachute since I got to
jump every day than to not have one. God has
been like a parachute for me. Ask me where that
came from. I can't tell you. But like I always say,
most good things that happen in my life that I
can't explain is usually him.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Morning show, ladies and gentlemen, let me. Have your attention. Please.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
What I'm about to do is start something. And it's
called the Morning Show. We invite you to get with it.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Be about it.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Uh and come on yeah cause we cause I'm gonna
tell you right now. We're good as gone. Yeah, so
you know I'm just telling you. Come on, I wake
up on ready set. Here we are, ladies and gentlemen.
Steve Hally Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Sure's trouble, happy Friday, Ready set, Steve Harvey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Damn must be calling for them. Thank you, Steve.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Never mad on a Friday, Never though the maid.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, Junior Gold like I beat Timmy.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
I'll be damn about that up. I thought you was
gonna bringing up the other day we was talking about
race and I got scared.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Well, well well Jay Anthony Brown, he's after a full
week of work.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
It's great to see a Friday. Thank you, Jesus.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Starting, Well, it's Friday, Steven and nephew Tommy.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
You gotta let him speak to me, sure, Jesus. Hey, hey, hey,
hey Tommy man, and she ain't sick because you know
what happened is he'll caught you out. Doctor, you'll be
out doctor.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
He was.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
He was a wonderful person working with him.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
His ways.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Sorry, nephew, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
You killed?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
What's Shirley has killed four people?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
On here we go?

Speaker 9 (12:16):
He ain't lying, so I'm a murderer.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Well?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
You you, you are on the phone.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
You're an accessory. Surely if you was a rapper doing
a rap battle.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
You the one.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Killing people?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh god, yeah, slaying.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Okay, it was an oversight, sit up Tommy.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
What oh wow? Oversight Wow, I see what we're going.

Speaker 10 (12:54):
You're throwing hooks out man, he oversight, sit up, timming.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
So anyway, I was always saying, Steve, it's Friday, what's up?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I do radio show? After this, I'm gonna go hear
some golf balls.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
And you're still taking lessons?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Well, everybody, I still taking time. They had a coach
and he was a greater.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
What you don't just get it one day? It clicks
and you don't need Okay.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
We gotta know that, all right, just like a click click.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we
will hear from the nephew. Right after this, you're listening
morning show, all right, and it's time now to start
your morning off with the nephew and run that brank
back what you got for his nep hooking up.

Speaker 11 (13:51):
At the daycare at Doubt. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to uh,
I'm trying to reach Freda.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
This is Frea and you don't know me. My name
is Line liney. I know I wanted to call you.

Speaker 11 (14:06):
I've been looking for trying to get your phone number
actually for like about the last about two weeks.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Now what do you do my number?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Four? Baby?

Speaker 12 (14:12):
Can you get on with it because I'm on lunch breaking.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Front her and meet my lunch and.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I need to come on with Okay, now is your
your husband is uh?

Speaker 12 (14:22):
What is your name again?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
My name is Line Line?

Speaker 12 (14:26):
Okay, and you asking about my husband? Now what about? Yes,
that's my husband.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
See.

Speaker 11 (14:31):
The problem I'm having, Miss Freedom, is that I look
through my wife cell phone about two three weeks ago,
and I found out that this actual phone number belown
to your husband name, and he been text message in
her a right.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Down, stop stop stop wait a minute, because.

Speaker 11 (14:52):
But see let me finish though he been text message
in her different uh, text message and stuff about he
want to meet up with her, and and how she
looked the other day, and stuff like this here, but
then but then even worse than this here, is he
you know done, send some some some pictures of himself
some some naked pictures on the on the.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
On on the cell phone back.

Speaker 12 (15:18):
Please no, no, sir, not, I know not because if anything,
if he's texting anybody needs to be an employer about
a job. I know you're not saying to me, who
who is your wife? What's your name again?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
What's your name mean?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
My name is Linne and my my my wife name
is My wife name is.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise.

Speaker 12 (15:39):
They ain't registered with me. We pretty much have an
opera relationship where we kind of communicate and I don't
know noth about no Denise.

Speaker 11 (15:48):
Yeah, okay, do do your husband's last fold digits on
his phone is sixty eight twenty two.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Yeah, that would be the last for digit.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Okay. See know what I'm saying, ma'am. I'm not trying
to call you, you know.

Speaker 11 (16:02):
I mean, I'm disappointed in my wife because of these
text messages and in these pictures and stuff. You know,
I'm I'm the one. That's why I say, Okay, I
need to call this man wife right here and see
what you know, do she even know it.

Speaker 12 (16:17):
I need you to write a minute back up and
be quiet for me to look here. Okay, Denise, you're lining, Okay.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Where they're supposed to have a minute? What you know
because we used to go everywhere age when we go on,
first of all, the don't work.

Speaker 12 (16:30):
Let's go there.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
He does not work?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Okay, So I.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Don't know where it is when he got.

Speaker 12 (16:35):
When he generally when he leaves the house went together.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Where did they meet?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
How?

Speaker 5 (16:39):
How did they meet two weeks ago?

Speaker 12 (16:40):
You say, because oh I'm listening.

Speaker 11 (16:42):
To you now, you got don't I don't know if
they meant two weeks ago. I'm just I just found
him in the cell phone two weeks ago. That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Now.

Speaker 11 (16:51):
You say, if you're saying he don't work, then evidently
it must be doing the day while you gone or
something I don't do.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I mean you you say you on your lunch break
right now?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah? Uh huh? And where is your wife right now?

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Do you know where your wife feels right now?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Well, she supposed to be at work right now.

Speaker 12 (17:08):
And you know what, I just kind of he told
me he was gonna get in the tube. And when
I came back the tacond round he used it. Okay, yeah, okay,
if I ain't have to go back in this hospital,
the baby baby baby.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
See, yeah, where is your wife? I need you to
get to we need to sew your wife field.

Speaker 11 (17:24):
Well, see, my wife works at a uh at a
No wait a minute, do y'all have do y'all have kids?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Hell?

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah, we got kids, and that's my problem. That's why
I'm so upset.

Speaker 12 (17:35):
I'm working all day. I get up at four in
the morning to make sure I got everything prepared for
the whole day, got to get the kids. And we
have three kids, one, two, and three.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, okay, okay, is he the one?

Speaker 11 (17:50):
Because see do he cause my wife works at a
at a daycare? Do he drop him off at a daycare?

Speaker 12 (17:58):
Don't start your baby. It's getting deeper if I get
to this what day care?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Does your wife working back?

Speaker 12 (18:04):
Because I see mm hmm, don't start me.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah he plopping them off?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Okay, uh huh.

Speaker 12 (18:10):
If you tell me to maybe just tell.

Speaker 11 (18:11):
Me if from I swear liney now she's been at
this place called children's academy.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
You are lie. You better now tell me this non
working it's want to they're supposed to be watching our kids.

Speaker 11 (18:26):
You see, I'm already and see but see I'm already
upset and been upset about this last I've been holding
it for the last two weeks.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I've been holding it. Ain't said nothing to kneel.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Why are you holding it? Why you should have been
called me?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
What them?

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Because when he get it? Let me tell you something.

Speaker 12 (18:45):
I get up at four every morning.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
And this I go.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
I have to be to work for six thirty every morning.
I get to that damn house.

Speaker 12 (18:54):
I slave all.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
They didn't come on as slave for him.

Speaker 12 (18:57):
Try to make sure he feels good as a man
although he's not working. You know it wasn't this part
he got laid off. But hey, I want him to
feel good although he's no wherecause you know y'all don't
feel too good when you're not work. So I wanted
him to feel good. I tell the kids, you know
it's gonna be okay.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
But I bet you this got that something.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Is my wife. Don't be you know she's my wife.

Speaker 12 (19:19):
No wait a minute, now, for wait a minute. See
I told you was ignorantant. See you should have been
called me long ago. Let me tell y'all you eagnant too.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
See she's a burst of all because she said she
too suff she said he raced that out. I'm not
a player game and with my house and he's sending
her naked pictures. He ain't got to be showing that
no way, trust me, it ain't worth on. I was
just within him because he was a good man.

Speaker 12 (19:44):
I guess Mike's dumb to all.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I was gonna ask you this here because he's.

Speaker 12 (19:50):
Don't ask what do you want to ask?

Speaker 5 (19:52):
What can you ask me? He just thought me this
to hear. It's with your wife some name Denise. Yes,
that's what I said.

Speaker 12 (20:00):
And this is the watching the twins and we have twins?

Speaker 13 (20:04):
Do you hear me?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Can I say something else to you?

Speaker 12 (20:06):
I don't need you to say them? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Can I say one more thing?

Speaker 5 (20:10):
What do you need to say?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
This is Nephew Teman from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank by your husband.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Gerald.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Let me tell you something got today to be pranking me.
He needs me, so you know what, I'm going ahead
to shid it when I get home, gets not working,
ain't cooking the night, I begin I.

Speaker 11 (20:43):
Gotta answer you some baby. What's baddest radio show in
the land.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Definitely the Steve Harvey going show that he's number.

Speaker 14 (20:53):
What, thank you you're listening this Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Time now for as the CLO Chief Love Office of
the KLO. As a nephew calls him, Steve Harvey is
in the building.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
This one is from Honey and Queen's Honeywrights. Two years ago.
I had a hip replacement. I had hip replacement surgery,
and I'm still using it as an excuse to keep
my husband away from me at night. He eventually stopped
pressing me for sex, and now he doesn't come to
bed till late at night. Instead, he sits out back

(21:31):
and smokes cigars. Last night, I looked for him and
his car wasn't there. I called him and he said
he was watching the game with his brother. I wanted
to call his brother to verify his story, but the
background was quiet. Should I trust my husband or did
he lie?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Booh no, no, he probably didn't lie.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Let's talk about this four minutes, see because just sarelate
about your huss Let's be real, is you freaking this
Hip's you with this fake hip injury? Now you ain't
got your hip replace. So I know you're old. So
now you didn't got your hip replace because that ain't
a twenty year old problem. You got your hip replace
because your ass mess around failed somewhere. You didn't have

(22:16):
your little panic alert.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
But the help.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
I'm falling. I can't get up. So you laid there
and now you got to get the whole damn hip replaced.
Now you don't want your husband touching you at night,
and so you done kept the lie going.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
You lie.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
Let's not turn this into is your husband lying. You've
been lying to your husband about your hip injury.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
This is your lie.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
So now your husband been sitting in the backyard smoked cigar.
Now you go out there one night and the carn there.
How long it's been since you had sex with your
hus and what you want him to do because he
know your hip.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Don't take that damn long because he was at doctor's
office with you. He's not stupid and he don't want
your help anyway.

Speaker 7 (23:00):
So of course wrong with everything else because we were
I stay on the front side. We ain't even got
to go over there with a hipap because what I
want is not your hip. Now what's up?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
So is he at your brother's house.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Probably should you call hell now because you started this lie?
So this lie on you not need hell?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Honeys moving on to me in Saint Louis and says,
I took my girlfriend to Vegas for her birthday and
scheduled her a spa day. I gambled, then went to
the pool to relax and have a drink. I was
being sociable with two cuties and they said they had
edibles in their room, so we went up there. I

(23:44):
stayed in there for four hours straight, and the three
of us pleasured each other. I felt so bad about
how I did my girlfriend on her birthday trip. I
planned to marry this woman, but my conscience is eating
me up. I know that I can't confess what I did,
So how do I get past this?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
So let me shea something.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
If you know you can't confess what you did, what
is you writing us for?

Speaker 7 (24:10):
No, you can't run the risk of one of her
friends singing this and talking about wait, man, didn't Dmitrius
taken out of your birthday?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
And when he missing and all.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
This and then you come to couldn't find him, girl,
He was upstairs eating edibles in the room with two girls,
and they was pleasuring each other. Hold up, dog, dog,
listen to me. We all make mistakes, everybody. Don't you
walk your ass in there and have no moment where
you got to get this off your chest. This is

(24:41):
you've heard the statement cad to your grave. This is
a take it to your grave moment. I thank you
stupid for writing this. Damn lotter myself personally. Now this
is you a young ass dude because you done? Did
he say how all he was?

Speaker 4 (24:56):
No?

Speaker 10 (24:56):
But he did say he ian in Saint Louis.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
How many inns he.

Speaker 10 (25:04):
Put his name into them?

Speaker 3 (25:06):
And why is this bothering him? That's what I need
to know.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
You wasn't bothering you when you was eating the brownies
and all the gum drops and all this hell. Wasn't
nothing bothering you. Wasn't nothing bothering you when there was
up there pleasuring each other.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Dog.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. They created that
he knows Vegas six times a year. Do you know
the things I've done in Vegas?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I can't repeat say for you? Man, no woman, land
ass moment you're trying to pass it.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
You passed it Vegas ain't for amateur cy it already.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
That's say what you need to do. You can't take
your hands back out there. I used to go out
to Vegas expecting that you went out there and it
just happened. I went out there for it. She got
different dudes right now, No, I know what this is
out here. Unbelievable stuff can happen to you in Vegas.
Sitting up in here. Man, Now you finn have something?

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How do you get past it?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
You it's in your past.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
They don't call it sin city for nothing.

Speaker 14 (26:15):
That's sure.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
I don't think he understands how many of us have
a bag we can to our grave that's full of stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
You know how big.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Much load I got, Tommy, I got a slave behind.
I got a load that.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Not I'm telling you right now, look man, my bag.
You don't even understand.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
It's staple. It's so yeah, it's stitch, is clowned, it's
gorilla glued.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
You get it?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
This bag my bad. Don't move.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
And let me say, let me give you some advice.
Don't take your ass back there by the bag.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
No, no, don't ask no question.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, come on, all right, all right, Gigi and Virginia
Beach says, I'm dating a new guy. And we met
at a football game. He had on a baseball cap,
so I couldn't see his hair, but I did see
his big smile in grayish blue eyes. On our first date,
I got to see his hair for the first time.
It was shiny, wet and jet black. His baby hair

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was pulled out and it looked like a Jerry curl.
I asked him what he'd done to get his hair
like that, and he said, it's natural. It's only that's
the only flaw he has so far. So how can
I encourage him to fix it?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Fixed? What?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I don't know? First of all three of us on
this show don't have half fall.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
The three comedians don't have half the fourth comedian is
it's close in the end on us on.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
His way over here. Yeah, it could be any months there.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Yeah, we're just waiting on him like he on zoom
right now and he's all forehead for his hairline is
back then where his head set is at.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Wow, we can't wait till he gets here. We'll he
in the fight station.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
We already know that's how it starts twenty twenty two.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Up.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I'm just look, he got a lot look at his forehead.
I'm just telling you how.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
It's just the camera.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, you back up, I'll back up. Let her show
you something.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Forward and any angle we can't see the front of
your hairline.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
It's happening.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
You're listening.

Speaker 14 (28:56):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Personality is it's more important than looks to most people.
While a lot of us are overly concerned about how
we look, especially when it comes to finding a mate,
it turns out looks really aren't everything. In fact, a
new poll finds that ninety two percent, ninety two percent
of people say they prefer a partner with a good

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personality to one with a great body. Overall, eighty one
percent of people say they're looking for a partner with
a good personality, while seventy six percent want one with
a sense of humor. There you go, Steve with a
positive attitude and seventy three percent open mindedness sixty two
percent also important characteristics for make so I gotta ask you, Steve,

(29:40):
I gotta ask Junior, Antommy, you guys chime in too.
What's the most important thing you're looking for in your
significant other? Well? And really, how important are looks?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
Personality is critical, it's absolutely critical, but I'm going to
need you to be Q two though.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Thanks, because so what I'm not going to be doing
is up in here with your glass. Just caught you nice?

Speaker 10 (30:03):
You got a nice person.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, I'm not going to sit up and do all that. Yeah,
I got you nice. But you know you're you're whrrid.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
That used to be the standard. If someone wasn't cute
that you'd ask them are they cute? You say, well,
they have a nice personality.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
That's all that meant right away.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
But now I would prefer personality over you said a
great body. Yeah, yeah, because my body got flaws. I
can accept the flaw on your body. There ain't no problem.
Couple of flaws, you know. So I ain't worried about that.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
And it was nice.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
Rolling over every morning looking at that. No, no, no,
I'm gonna need something now.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Still death do us part?

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Kill me?

Speaker 6 (30:55):
You die?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Baby?

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah. What I'm not gonna do is die every morning
you wake up.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Well, I mean.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I mean for you, I to make up to resemble the.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Person in making how that okay? So we know men
are visual. We got that men are very visual.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Women are too, surely.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Okay, and that that's what I was coming to and
you guys, all of you guys, well, with the exception
of Tommy. You guys say you're not cute, so where
are we now?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
No, I'm not saying Tommy, were still wh them not
cute and I'm just cute?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
What is? What? What? What?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Tommy? You're not You're not gonna make me ugly at.

Speaker 7 (31:40):
I'm not boring that way, Tommy, I was not. Okay, okay, okay, Tommy,
let me ask you a question. List your flaws. Damn
my flower.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
You might take a minute talk am.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
My shoulders ain't like nice? You know my hamstrings? Of
course it's gone to hell.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
See your shoulders ain't ain't good. Ain't like my shoulders?

Speaker 11 (32:10):
Now you got brought you wie? Now you're wirde. I
ain't got that. I ain't got that.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Shoulders Okay, shoulder mark star with the sage come on.

Speaker 11 (32:22):
So far as shoulders the other the sage shoulders and.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Come on listen.

Speaker 11 (32:34):
First of all, I'm not short, but short can be sexy,
so let's not let's not kill that. Okay, you don't
have to be tall to be sexy. Now, I'm not tall,
but I'm not short. Now, women don't have to be
tall to be sexy. No, I'm not talking about women.
I'm talking about people period.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
There's there's short sense, there's short see women there, and
there's good looking shorter men.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Talking about put up.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
We're just at the shoulders though, go ahead, go ahead,
finish your shoulders.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
What else wrong?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
It's a.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Lower back, ain't wearing all to be got hair on it?
You know, it's just it's just something. You can't see
your lower back because of your other fo.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Does need help?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Because okay here behind I don't have behind behind.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
I don't claim you can't see your lower back. If Thomas,
when you put your belt on, if your belt buckle
it's lower than the top of your ass.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
What do you think that's from? I'm just bad belts.

Speaker 7 (33:50):
Bad stilt is what you bad belts? Okayunt thom Tommy, Tommy,
let me help you with your with your shortcoming.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Your fly is your shoulders. You got a high ass,
your short and your profile.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Profile, that's all of me. What is your time? What
do you mean profile?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
I mean looking when he turns to the side, I
never noticed.

Speaker 11 (34:16):
Okay, ladies look at me from the side, okay, yeah, no,
do you see anything?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
He times back. What are you saying.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
You don't see a jaw line? How have chin run
straight down into his chest?

Speaker 11 (34:33):
My son said that, man, I don't okay, I don't
have a chance. So that's that makes me ugly though.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
With chinless, I don't know ye's getting over. We should
have chins in life.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Seriously, our family not famous for that. My profile toe up?
How much do chins come?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
We get implants all day.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
If I get a che and then I look good,
you're supposed to be encouraging him.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
He ain't encouraging nothing. Well, I didn't say I was
gonna encourage you. I said, list your shortcomings. You seem
to be struggling. Shoulder, short, high ass, and your profile
and your hamstrings is gone?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
What is your and your jumping ability is what? I got?

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Big lips, I got a full nose, My profile is shot.
My stomach cannot seem to get reduced.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Okay, we gotta get this. This could take forever. You're
listening morning show time for would you rather, guys here
we go? Would you rather have sex in a hospital?
Have sex in a hospital or would you rather have
sex at a funeral?

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Either way, what it depends on who you're talking about
with acrophy. You're talking to the start to show.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
That's not what I want.

Speaker 14 (36:06):
No, we're not.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
All right, so it doesn't matter where.

Speaker 14 (36:14):
In other words, all right.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Would you rather be financially satisfied or sexually satisfied?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I'm gonna go with both for them, I'm gonna go
with A because if you A, you can get B.

Speaker 14 (36:31):
Right, if you do.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
What you're saying, you got A, yeah, B come be
come believe that. Okay, you're gonna be already know.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
You've been down.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I'm all right. Yeah, I've done B without the A
and it ain't nothing but work and stress. I've been
B with no A, and I'm saying right now, you
start looking for that A you know her, or you
gonna measure it ain't gonna be do be no mo.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
All this?

Speaker 7 (37:03):
Well, you want to go to dinner? I thought we
could just go on to the house. I will be
taken out.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Okay, here's another one. Would you rather be married to
a compulsive liar? Or would you rather be married to
a compulsive gambler?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
A gambler be lying though, Hey, you rather.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Be married to a compulsive liar?

Speaker 7 (37:27):
You all.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, give a damn watch this here. Lie to me,
what happened? Lie to me? And watch what I do?
What you're gonna do? You just being a lie topping contest?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Who can give the best?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I got to go to the Steve. I gotta go
to the doctor today.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
What you gotta do?

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Oh I'm going to the doctor too. I gotta go
down there too. Damn we've got doctor deportments on the
same day.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Put you a delicious meal.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Oh baby, I already hate it.

Speaker 14 (38:18):
That was really a lie.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
You're listening.

Speaker 14 (38:23):
Morning show?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
All right, jay it it's time for comedy roulette.

Speaker 15 (38:27):
Got it up quick, just the insults. Every week you
test our comedy ability.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Tell you what you do?

Speaker 15 (38:34):
Take five subjects, put them on a wheel, spit in
a wheel with stop, We'll do the damn thing.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
What you got? All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I have the categories. Let's spend. Let me let's get ready.
All right, she has an she has an invisible boyfriend,
somebody like that. All right, that's number one. Number stop lying?
You staying at your mama's house.

Speaker 14 (39:00):
Number three?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
What are you gonna get that? Back to fick?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
You know people.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Is right back?

Speaker 6 (39:10):
Number four?

Speaker 4 (39:11):
You know they.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Repoked that card.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I'm lying.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
At number five. I don't know how to tell you this,
but she sings, somebody, all of these are good. Uh huh,
all of these Benny Cat, I'm.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
On that too, Come on to come on.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Land it on.

Speaker 9 (39:35):
Number two.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Stop lying you staying at your mama's house.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
You know how I know you staying at your mama house.
Lad at the club. I hear you on the phone
say hey, I'll be there in a minute.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Mama, lead a key under the door.

Speaker 10 (39:48):
Mama, your Mama's out.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
I know you stand at your mama out.

Speaker 10 (39:57):
I know you be trying to hide all your clothes increasing.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
You know, damn well, you don't that good.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Your clothes got even crease on both.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
You're standing at.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
You know you're staying at your mama house. When you
got a lunch bag with your name on it in
the car, you.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
Know Mama made that for you.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
When you when when you on your cell phone talking
and we can hear the washing machine in the back brasement,
Mama house.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
You know you know, I know you stand it to
mama house.

Speaker 15 (40:47):
You ain't got your own key, and the key you
got is around your neck, pulling fool you.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
You ain't fooling, No, damn bodies. You keep growing ass man.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I know you stay at your mama house.

Speaker 10 (41:02):
When I come to your mama house on family functions,
you the first one. Now you the first one here.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
We know you're staying at your mama house when you
you only invite us over doing prayer meetings.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Mama gone to turn tonight we can come through. Yeah,
I know you.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I know yet your mama husband.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
This how I know you live at your mama's house.
You always smell damp, smell like the face.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
You know how I know you just smell everything?

Speaker 15 (41:45):
How I know you standing at your mama house every
day You've coming in talking about a gospel show you watch.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
When you start watching old Steam, I.

Speaker 9 (42:00):
Like experiencing this area.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
That's what I know you stay at your mama house
when you always.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Into it with her boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
How come you with Earl all the way that out here.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Over that.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
You don't like nothing?

Speaker 11 (42:15):
Earl say, you know you're staying at your mama house
and you're losing You smell like a vah.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, when are you coming to smell of that white diamond?

Speaker 6 (42:31):
What is that about?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Closing out?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
This is how you know you live with your mama's
house called the car you're driving got a Bible on
the dashboards.

Speaker 9 (42:47):
In the bible head Jesus. Hello, all right, we'll be
back with you.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
We do it?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
So did we not do it?

Speaker 13 (43:07):
You guys did it.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
We'll be back with nephew. Tell me sprank phone call
after this.

Speaker 14 (43:14):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and
the subject, Oh, you guys are gonna love this. This
drinking and cussing has got to stop. This drinking and
cussing has to stop.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Okay, Oh dunk dunk.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah, we'll get to that a little bit later, but
right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for his nap?

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Three minute remarks? Three minute remo. I think all of
us as black people know what that means. Three minute remogs.
It happens at the funeral and people want to go
a lot longer and in what's expected.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
So let's take a listen. Three minute.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yes, I'm trying to reach a brother, Keith.

Speaker 13 (44:05):
Please, Yeah, this is Keith, Keith.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
How you doing? This? Is Lawrence's overhead, your funeral home Okay,
we are the ones that have the doing the funeral
for sister Dolores, and that is your aunt. Am I
am I understanding? Right? Yeah, that's Lanti okay, And yes,
you know the funeral is this coming Thursday. Yes, I'll

(44:34):
be Thursday. I'm giving you a call because it's been
brought to my attention that you were going to be
giving remarks for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay.
I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to
print the programs for the funeral and let you know

(44:57):
that they have taken you off for the remarks because
they say that you're not going to be Oh hold on,
what do you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm
saying they say that you're you're not going to abide
by the two three minute rule that they have for remarks,

(45:17):
and they wanted they've they've taken you off. And uh,
who is they? Come? Who? Who? What's the name again, Lawn,
I'm launch, I'm the actual funeral director.

Speaker 13 (45:32):
Lord, And who who told you to take me off?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
One of the one of the family members, I'm assuming
is who who made the adjustment?

Speaker 13 (45:42):
And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
the whole program.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Who else is on the list? I mean there's quite
a few family members doing different things throughout the funeral.

Speaker 13 (45:55):
Okay, so how did you get to my name? Is
what I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
That they said.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Listen to me.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Listen, Listen to me. Listen to me, brother Keith, Listen
to me. What they said is that you weren't going
to abide by the time. You weren't going to do
your remarks in three minutes or less.

Speaker 13 (46:15):
Listen, listen, listen, listen.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Mina.

Speaker 13 (46:18):
You raised me, he put me through college, and you
think I'm Finna, I'm finel goes down her funeral and
be under two minutes.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Well, well, listen, listen, brother Keith, Brother Keith, listen to me. Normally,
when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we
have them three minutes or less. Okay, Okay, I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 15 (46:40):
I'll tell you what mister.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Lords is on the list? Uh we have a seala. Yes,
there's a seala that's singing name off the list.

Speaker 13 (46:52):
You take her off the list and put me where
she's supposed to be with my time and her time
is Bobby.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Bobby?

Speaker 7 (47:03):
Now?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks that's that's that's Delorous,
that's miss Delorus's son.

Speaker 13 (47:10):
Right, Yes, her son, the one that get locked up.
He just got out of till the truth he told
he's the one down there put her in the coat.
You need to take him off list to give me
all that time, because I mean, if I ain't gonna
take nothing.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
In, brother Keith, let me, let me, let me just
say this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.
I can't make any alterations to this program unless they
say that.

Speaker 13 (47:36):
I sir, you already you already taking you already taking
people name off, You're taking my name off.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
But but they they orchestrated this though his day.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Who is day?

Speaker 13 (47:50):
They for having my problems? They try to take me
off my hockey program?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Who was they? Sir? I'm not gonna get into a
family matter. But until they say that you are the
family matter, sure, I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I
don't want to have this. This turned out to be bad,
and we want to have a great homegoing for sister Deloya.

Speaker 13 (48:13):
Okay, damn right, And if I don't get to say nothing,
I guarantee you. I guarantee you it's gonna be a
tooth for one in there. Somebody else gonna get.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
In the car for too.

Speaker 13 (48:22):
I guarantee you that if I don't get to say
nothing to Monkey, if you Monkey didn't pay for them college,
I didn't put six thousand dollars in funeral.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
I bet you.

Speaker 13 (48:32):
I'll tell you this. I tell you this, mister Lawd.
I bet you whether I'm on the program I'm not.
I bet you, I say with the I want to
I bett you that much. You tell day Zach, I
didn't tell them put me through college. I put money
on the funeral. Call around to see who ain't putting
no money on the feudal tell them they can't be

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on the program.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Man, uh keith they when they decide who who who's
on it? If they changed the format, that I will
call you back.

Speaker 13 (49:07):
Who who is they? That's what I'm trying to get,
get you understanding who is they?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Can I can I tell you something and I don't
want you to get to our rape. Okay, go ahead,
go ahead, man, I just want to say this. Keep
with them. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Mornings show. You just got breaked. You just got breaked
by your cousin, Bobby Jr.

Speaker 13 (49:33):
You bo, I'm JR up. I'm kicking Bobby.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
I know that.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
My mother.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Pressure is all up.

Speaker 13 (49:46):
I ain't got time to playing man taking me off.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Damn program. Bobby said, y'all grew up like brothers man,
and and you was. You was basically another son of
mister Lord. That's right, Yes, yes, I was.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Man.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Oh my hey, let me ask you this man, what
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.

Speaker 13 (50:13):
The land, Steve Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 7 (50:23):
When he as soon as he was to find out
why all of the problem.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
The people, let me let me hear who's on there?
Because I'm taking them off? Who's on there? What the
hell they doing on there?

Speaker 6 (50:45):
Come off?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
She's saying, take off? I got her.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I know I got here.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Well a little Bobby ain't.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
Now Yeah what you got?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
You know? Good man?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Let me put this out there because y'all got to
tune in. You got to tune in. I promise you
you're right here to Philadelphia, y'all.

Speaker 11 (51:06):
The nephew is getting ready to go in, get ready
to record, ready to love.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
That is jumping off.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
But while I am there, I will be performing in
Philadelphia as well at Helium Comedy Club twenty six, twenty seventh,
and twenty eighth of July.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eighth July.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Tickets on SA Right now, the Nephew coming to the
City of Brotherly Love.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
All right, thank you, Nephew Coming up next. Strawberry Letters.
Subject this drinking and cussing has to stop. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening Hardy morning show.
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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Speaker 14 (51:57):
You never know.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
You never know.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Well, buckle opp and hold on tight. We got a
POI you here.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
It is the Strawberry LETTA subject this drinking and cussing
has to stop. Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband of twenty
two years, has made a lot of changes in the
last six months. He's been in the military. Since I
met him, and he retired last year, but he still
hangs out with his coworkers. He has always cursed like

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a sailor because he was a sailor when he was younger.
When we had our first child, I asked him to
watch what he said around our daughter after he slacked
up with using profanity, and he did slack up with
using profanity. Now that he's retired, I think he's frustrated
and bored because he started using strong, four letter words

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and he said, the kids are old enough to understand.
We have a seventeen year old and a fifteen year old,
and he curses at them like they are his age.
Not only do I have to put up with his
bad language, he put a bar in the basement and
bought all brands of alcohol, and his former co workers
pop up at our house and they go downstairs and

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drink up all of my husband's liquor. He gets very drunk,
and usually he falls asleep in the basement and I
have to usher his friends out. Money is not an
issue with all of the alcohol, but I get tired
of his buddies drinking up his premium liquor and they
don't give him one cent to buy more. I asked
my husband if he's going through something or if this

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is a midlife crisis, and he told me that he's fine,
but ready to let his hair down a little because
he's not working anymore. I did not want to spend
my retirement with a drunk, foul mouth Man's here's the
worst part. The last time we were being intimate, he
was drunk and he called me a dirty name, and
he kept cursing so loudly. I was afraid our kids

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would hear it. How can I stop him from being
so crude? I need the drinking and cussing to stop. Wow,
well it doesn't look like it's going to stop for
a while anyway. It sounds like your husband needs a
seriously different kind of hobby than, you know, just being
downstairs drinking with his friends. But he did tell you

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he wanted to let his hair down a little bit.
Maybe this is not going to last forever, but I
see you want to cut it off now, cut it
off at the past before it gets any worse. He
did say, like I said, he wanted to let his
hair down a little because he's not working anymore. And
that's you know, you said it too. He's bored and frustrated.
But he also has to realize that this is your

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house too. When you guys do have kids, he needs
to be mindful and respectful of his influence on them.
He was able to curb his cursing when your daughter
was little, so you know he can change if he
wants to. I say, you tell him you need a
break from all the company and the drinking and the cursing,
because he's getting out of control, and he's drinking way

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too much, maybe turning into an alcoholic. You know, let
him know he's setting a horrible example for the kids.
He needs to find out something, find something else to do.
Tell him you don't want drunk set You don't want that,
and you don't want his old coworkers just popping up
at the house unannounced. Now are you mad at that
or are you mad at the fact that they're drinking

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of all your husband's good liquor, Because those are kind
of two different issues. If they come, you don't have
to answer the door, especially if they come unannounced, stop
letting them in. If they do, just don't answer the door.
And if you do let them in, hide the liquor.
Hide the liquor all right, that's what.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
You have to do, Steve.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
Well, this drinking and cussing has to stop. I'm gonna
just be up front with you before we start this letter.
I might can help you with the drinking.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
What are you saying?

Speaker 7 (55:43):
I don't want to be hypocritical. I think I can
possibly help you with this. I know where it comes from. Anyway,
your husband twenty two to made a lot of changes
ast six months, been in the military since she met him.

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He retired last week, but he still hangs around with
his coworkers. Well, he miss his friends. They've they had relationships.
You know, a lot of people once they stop working,
you know, they missed the camaraderie at work.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
They missed the relationships down at the job. They just
as dudes, and he missed them. All right.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
So he's always cussed like a sailor, and he said
that's because he was. But marines cussed, army people cussed,
post office workers cuss. Pastor's cuss, the media's cus radio
show hosts cuss. Surely cuss. You act like she don't,
but she probably do all that old mess right there.
Who the hell don't cuss anyway? Anyway, let's just move on.

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I can tell you for show calling, for real cuss
So now we had our first child, I ask him
to watch what he said around her daughter, and he
slacked up. Well, now he's retired and he's frustrating the
board because he'd a start using foe letter words.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Again what.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
He slacked up when the baby was young.

Speaker 7 (57:05):
But see now you say, we have a seventeen year
old and a fifteen year old, and he cusses at
them like they his age. They probably heard these words before, ma'am. Now,
if if he's not cursing at his daughter, that's a
different thing. You know, cussing at your little girls is wrong.
If you are man, I just think it's wrong. I

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do not only do I have to put up his
bag language. He put a bar in the basement. He
bought all brands. I call his fomer. Coworkers pop up
at the house and they go downstairs and they drink
up all my husband's liquor. He gets very drunk and
usually falls asleep in the basement and I have to
USh his friends out. Now, that's that's a little crazy.
Your husband drinking that hard. Yeah, that he fall asleep

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and they steal down there, that's a problem. I have
a solution for that though, when we come back. I
asked my husband if he's going through something in mid
life CHRISTI, He said, he find and he just ready
to let his head down a little bit because he
ain't working no more. Well, I got that, but we
got to do something because y'all can't be that old,
because the kids ain't but seventeen and fifteen. So now

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he retired, we got to come up with something else
to do. Size drinking. I got the rest when I
come back.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
All right, thank you, Steve. Hang on, we'll have part
two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes
after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subjects the drinking and
the cussing has to stop. We'll get back into it
right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right,
come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
this drinking and cussing has to stop.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
Well, here's a deal. Been married twenty two years, he's
always cussed. He started, he didn't put a bar in
the basement. He missed his friends, those relationships. He just
started back to cussing again. And now the kids at
seventeen and fifteen, and you say he cussing it them
like they're his age. They probably heard all these words before.

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Like I said before, as long as he's not cursing
at the daughter that way. I don't think that's cool
at all because it sends a bad example to a
young lady. That is okay for a man to talk
to her that way, and it's not. And as fathers,
we have to be very very conscious the example that
we put in front of our daughters and our sons.
But you really don't want a daughter to think that

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this is acceptable coming from a person who's supposed to
love her. That's an unacceptable dog And that's what you
got to get a grip on that right there. Now.
He respected her when she was young, but now that
they're older, I got that they old enough that they've
heard this. But you can't do that to your daughter, man,

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I'm telling you, it's a dangerous slope. You're creating something
in her that she don't need to be. She needs
to always look at her father as a protector, somebody
she can go to and want to, you know, hold
of father in high esteem. He could be losing that,
So point that out. To him, tell him, I said
that that's cool. Steve said you shouldn't do it around

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your daughter, and you shouldn't, and most men had agree
with me and all, and we have daughters on this show.
Me and Tommy got daughters. And that ain't how we talk.
All right, Now, he'd have put his body downstairs and
his workers pop over at the house and they go downstairs,
they drink up all your husband's liquor. He get drunk,
fall asleep, and then you gotta USh his friends out.

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Money ain't an issue with all alcohol. But I get
tired his buddy drinking up his premium looking in they
don't give him one cent to buy more. So now
here's the deal with that? I think the solution is
he get a night with his buddies downstairs. Pick the
knight that is the night for drinking, and then that

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makes it once a week or once every two weeks,
whatever y'all decide. But he gets a night to go
down with his ball with his buddies. They can't just
pop up. I don't know what y'all running over there.
And this ain't camp, and y'all ain't little kids coming
over to me like, hey, we want to play video
games and ride your bike.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
That ain't what this is.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
You got a family, dog, and you can't have people
just popping up at your house. That's unacceptable because now
you're not only disrespecting your daughter, you disrespecting your wife.
So now you ask him if you're going through something.
He said he ready to retire now, and he won't
let his hair down a little. I've been told that
you can retire from the military as early as thirty eight.

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But you've been with him twenty two years, so he
must have been in the military for twenty two years.
So let's say y'all got married at twenty Let's say
twenty twenty two, because the kids is fifteen and seventeen.
So let's say he forty four years old. Okay, dog,
So you ain't finna do nothing except drink because you

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don'e retire. You gotta do something else. Dog, You may
live another forty fifty years. What this can't be it
you need to get some hobbies. I didn't want to
spend my retirement with a drunk firemouth man. Here's the
worst part. Last time we were being enterming, he was
drunk and he called me a dirty name, and he
kept cussing so loud, and I was afraid our kids

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was here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Well, they heard it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
They heard it he loud. You know, drunk people don't
ever realize how loud they talking. I don't know what happened,
but I think drinking blocks your hearing. That is, for
damn sure or symptom of being drunk. I think it
blocks your hearing. So I know he talking loud and

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they heard it. How could I stop him from being
so crude? I need the drinking and cussing the stop.
First of all, Shirley said it right. You don't have
to have drunk sex. So you drinking, we not having sex.
That'll cut back on some of the drinking. And if
you cuss me, it's over. But now once again I

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can help you with the drinking. You know, sex and
cussing is kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
You know, let's go together. Yeah, kind of kind of
kind of handed hand. Really yeah, I'm just.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
Trying to figure out how we're gonna you know, I
got we're gonna stop cussing at the kids. When I'm
trying to figure out how we're gonna stop this while
we're having sex. You know what, what what are we
supposed to say? I mean, I do know substitute works
like oh, goodie, goodie. You know you can't just kate,
I don't know what you're supposed to say. Why you're

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having it? That replaces all sugar, honey, ice tea. Oh
I don't know how you replace that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
With uh m hm, cheepers. How about helping oh this swell?

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Oh, well, yeah, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
I don't know what we're doing right here, you know,
I don't. I don't know how to do that. So
once again I can't help you right there. He needs
to stop the drink and knowing you need to have
the guys have a night that they can come over
and you know, they coming and they leave. Uh, you know,
you all could also implement well he just put that
bar down there they come. Just just have a night

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that you can do it, and then just set one bottle,
two bottles out and this is what we're drinking, and
then that's it. They can be premium lookable. Once that's gone,
it's over with. You know, we ain't drinking five six bottles.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
All right, Steve, Thank you post your comments on today's
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Speaker 14 (01:04:50):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
All right, here we go with something funny.

Speaker 15 (01:04:53):
Yeah, this is a round table discussion today is who
told on you back in the day that made you
get the worse absolute worse behind whooping you've ever gotten
your life. Now here's the thing. Your mama could get
the news. And Junion and I talked about this. Your
mama could get the news. We had no internet, we

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didn't have the phone, there was no texting. But by
time Annie Brown got to that house off that bus,
she knew everything that went down.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
I don't know how she knows she knew. I have
no idea. She started up, like, so, what you're doing
downtown today? Yeah, I'm like that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
You know how.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I ain't told nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
There was no social media.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Little rabbits, little rabbits. Poker this slow this slow cat.

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
Told Miss Patters that I was the one that put
the fire crackers in her tulips in her front yard
and lit the four fire crackers and blew the damn tulips.
Little rabbit punk As told me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Womans Titterson where across the street, told my mother. Man,
I got my ass.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
How long was it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
How long was it waiting?

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
It felt like about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
I asked the question, did you do it?

Speaker 14 (01:06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Did it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
I knew you did it. Crackers in this one. What
made you do?

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
She was hateful?

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Okay, man? Like if our football rolled in the yard, No, no, no,
you can't. You don't go on that grass. You go
down there and get the football, take it in the house. Oh,
won't put it back to your baseball going her yard.
Don't go in my yard.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
I'll tell you mom and daddy. Then she come down
here and get the baseball and roll it down the street.
Now we got to hear him get.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Down there for it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:25):
Yards.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
She ain't that but eight but I couldn't get so
I only could do four. I had timed it. All right,
we gotta go, yeah, all I got so many.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
You're listening.

Speaker 14 (01:07:47):
Morning show?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
So this is from Anonymous in Virginia.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Anonymous says, I am really close to one of my
male co workers, and the other day we crossed the
line and had sex in his car after work. The
next day I couldn't get into work, and I realized
I left my badge in my coworker's car. He called
in sick, so I had to pay fifty dollars to
get a new badge made. Then he texted me after

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lunch and said his wife found my badge in the car,
and he told her that we were just talking. His
wife as I rate and plans to call my husband.
My husband is still acting like he hasn't heard anything.
Should I make up an excuse for being in my
coworker's car and tell it to my husband before she
calls him.

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
So both of y'all was met. I mean, the wife
is gonna call the letter writer's husband.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Yeah, yeah, because she found the badge. Yes, she found
the badge in her husband's car.

Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
Well, I noticed, I ain't gonna be surprising to nobody,
jo ass if you get to line.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
But yet to line.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
But like what what what kind of life would fix this?

Speaker 7 (01:09:02):
I don't know because see this from right here, See
the the the dude you got in the can had sexty.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
His wife ain't buying none of it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
So she is saying, I'll tell you what, my marriage
ain't gonna be the only world affected by it. Tail
have no few like a woman's squirrel and do you
know I thought that was a scripture that it because
it's so real and truth, that's not a scripture.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
But it did sound very fibul when.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
It happens, but it's and it's very real and it's
very real.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
And so she gonna call, So you need to do something.
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
I can't help you, you know, y'all wash You know
everybody was going out to eat for lunch and he
was going a certain way. He was going to a
certain and so you all decided to go and ride together.
It was other people, well.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
In the car, it wasn't just other people.

Speaker 9 (01:10:03):
If I myself, I'm off in the cars.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Why did you feel the need to take your badge?

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
Because I wasted ice on my thighs and and then
I dropped down in the float and looked for it
and my badge came over.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
You.

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
Well, I had to take it off my neck because
I was dabbing my work suit off.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
You get, okay?

Speaker 7 (01:10:24):
And I cleaned my badge off so it would work
on the new cacture. I wiped it off and I
actually wanted left on the talk, oh, because I took
it off when I waste my tea on it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
You know how, Okay, so.

Speaker 10 (01:10:35):
Then I can ask the husband and coffee sad.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
And now there was tea. You're not gonna see tea, stads.
This wasn't coffee sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
This wasn't coffee sweetie, right.

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Right, you get your facts straight, I said. And it
was a light tea because I had asked the extra ice.
So it wasn't even hardy brown no more. It was
damn near cliffs.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
It's all about the details when you tell a lie.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
I found stick to them.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I believe it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
It was other people in the car, so I don't
know why she mad at you. There was other people
in but he slammed on his brakes and boom, all
that tea would splashed everywhere, and I was I was
back there. I was sitting in the back day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Okay, here's a question. Are the two co workers still
going to be getting together after words?

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Don't stop righting? It's over. See you've got the warning
shot get rusty. That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
See, God always gives you a chance. He always gives
you a chance when you make a mistake. You first
when he fires a shot in the air. This is
a shot in the air. But y'all have had the
shot in the air before, so this one was he
took a little bit of your eLOAD beat off. So
this somebody else has had wondering what y'all was up to,

(01:12:03):
and you didn't heed that warning. Now you the left
thing in the college. Now gods have fired this shot.
That took a little he'll old meat off. Now if
you do it again, the next bullet is in your teeth.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Okay, all right, I'll doing some questions. Yeah, all right,
coming up there next time, somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Gonna be knocking on the window, and you're gonna know
this version real well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour. We'll have
more of this ignorant show right after this. Thank you,
you're listening.

Speaker 14 (01:12:33):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
All right, Steve, please introduce your man.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Brown.

Speaker 15 (01:12:40):
Yes, time of looking to day you. I have a
list of some of the calls that were made be
four for July nine.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
One one.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
We have a family involved in a mustard fight.

Speaker 15 (01:12:54):
Did you send someone over to the house, just straight
up muster mustard.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
That's it, barbecue.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
One at them twelve, One at them twelve.

Speaker 15 (01:13:03):
We have a fat kid stuck in the dry Could
you send someone over to the hy what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
One Adam twelve? Any officers out there?

Speaker 15 (01:13:11):
We have sparkless stuck in somebody's butt center officer way
one at them twelve one Adam twelve, Calling all officers.
We have a fight that broke out. Somebody made but
now the pudding with breast milk? Could you go over
to the house one morning, one Adam twelve. Whoever's out there?

(01:13:40):
We have two Christians in a head locked they're about
to kill each other. Could you send someone over to
the house please, one Adam twelve. Any officers by any officers.
We have someone with a head boom from a turkey leg.
Please send someone for right away. Serious, one adam twelve

(01:14:01):
one any offices out in the air.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
We have an elderly woman stuffed in a leather catsup.
Send someone over to the houses.

Speaker 8 (01:14:12):
Got the I still got it? Got it all right?

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
Jay?

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
You're crazy?

Speaker 14 (01:14:17):
Mind all right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
You're listening hard Morning show time for would you rather guys?
Here we go? Would you rather have sex in a hospital?
Have sex in a hospital, or would you rather have
sex at a funeral?

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
Either way, what it depends on who you're talking about
at Okay, you're talking to the start of a show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
That's not what I won't No.

Speaker 14 (01:14:48):
No, we're not all right matter where.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
In other words, all right, would you rather be financially
satisfied or sexually satisfied?

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I'm gonna go with both of them. I'm gonna go
with A, because if you A, you can get B.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Right what you say you got a.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
B?

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Come be come believe that. Okay, you're going be already
know you've been I'm all right, thank god. Yeah, I've
done B without the A, and it ain't nothing but
working ship.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
I've been B with no A. And I'm telling you
right now, you start looking for that A you know her,
or you gonna messer. Ain't gonna be able to do
B no bo Yeah all this goal. You want to
go to dinner? I thought we could just go on
to the house. I would be taken out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Okay, here's another one. Would you rather be married to
a compulsive life or would you rather be married to
a compulsive gambler? A gambler be lying though, Hey, you
rather be married to a compulsive liar?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
You lie to you all dance all the time. Yeah
all the time. He damn watch this here.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Lie to me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
What happened lie to me and watch what I do?
What you're gonna do? Just being a lie topping contest?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Who can give the best?

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
I gotta go to the Steve, I gotta go to
the doctor today.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
What you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
I'm going to the doctor too. I gotta go down
there too.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Damn.

Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
We got doctors appointments on the same day. Look here,
say something watch.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Put you a delicious meal.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Oh baby, I already hated.

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
Last That was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Really a lie. All right, coming up, it is our
last break of the day on this Friday, and we'll
have some inspiring closing remarks from the one and only
Steve Harvey coming up at forty nine minutes after right
after this, you're.

Speaker 14 (01:17:16):
Listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. It's been a good day. And Steve, so
you because you know what.

Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
I want to talk to you about something I saw
online today. I just happened to be going through and
I don't even know. I think it was on Instagram.
I think when I was watching Bishop jenks Man, and
he's absolutely, hands down one of my favorite people. On

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a personal note, because I can't even tell you how
many times I've called him and just told him something
I was going through, man, and he just gave me
the perfect word of encouragement. He's just been he's just
been a friend, man, He's just been a friend. Not
on the past storial level, but I'm talking about just

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like I'm telling you, he's a guy that's just a
cool dude.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
And he don't talk to you.

Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
With crosses coming out of his mouth every time he
opened it. You can just have real conversation with him
at about what's really happening and what you can really
do about it. Now, he gonna end up telling you
about faith, but he gonna also give you some real
life situations so you don't get, you know, clouded with
it like it's just all you know, sugary. Like here's

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a real simple answer just to apply to scription going
about your business because his life. But I was listening
to him today and he was talking about courage and
he was talking about do you have courage to go
for it? Because he was talking about success and he

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was talking about it takes courage to be successful. So see,
if if you don't want to be nothing, it don't
take no courage because it takes courage to win. You know, look, man,
if you want to be regular, if you want to

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just lay it down, you know, if you don't want
to make no waves, if you want to be mediocre,
if you want to just go on and fit in,
if you want to dress like them, if you want
to act like them, if you want to walk like them,
if you want to think like them, if you want
to do what they do, and and you ready to
just let mediocrity have his way in your life, then

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you don't need no courage.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
But if you want to win, it takes courage.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
And once you make the decision to win, they gonna
talk about you because they don't talk.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
About nobody that ain't winning.

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
When the last time you heard a conversation about somebody
that ain't winning. No, man, they talk about you. If
you win it They talking about you winning in hopes
that they can see you fall. If they see you
stumbling from the top, you still winning. But if they
think they can see you stumbling, here they talking about you.
They try to find anything they can to bring you down.

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But it takes courage. It takes courage to be successful.
It takes courage to win. And he kept asking the question,
do you have the courage to win, because when you
start winning, y'all, you got to be ready because they
gonna talk about you, they gonna take shots at you,

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They gonna throw rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
At you, they gonna take aim at you. Ain't nobody.

Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
They aiming at no losers because they're too easy to
hit because they down there already. See people only get
credit for shooting at somebody up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
What good and listen to me. I'm not making fun
of the less fortunate by any way.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
But you don't see nobody always talking about the down
try unless they're ignorant, just trying to make theyself look better. No, man,
you know what gets you on the internet. You know
what gets you viral? You know what gets you streaming
when you start talking about somebody that's about something, because

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you know what those people are news see you popular.
When you start going viral, when they start talking about you,
it's because you win it. You can't go viral on
somebody that ain't nobody. So y'all take heed, take heart,
and take courage all at the same time when they

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talking about you, because that means you're moving, That means
you're shaking them up. That means you're giving them something
to talk about. But in order to do that, it's
gonna take some courage. You've got to be courageous, man.
It don't take nothing to mail it in. It, don't
take nothing to lay it down. All you gotta do

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is say I'm through, i ain't doing nothing more, and
it's done.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
It's over with.

Speaker 7 (01:22:26):
But sit up and say I'm gonna finish. Sit up
and say I'm gonna see it through. Sit up and
say I'm gonna be the best. Sit up and say
I'm gonna fight it. I'm gonna try, I'm gonna fight.
I'm gonna win this one. See, they talk about all
these fights that's going down and stuff, and they talking
about who fighting lamar Odam fighting, Mayweather fighting this dude,

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Chris Paul he he go rute Paul whatever his name is,
and want Paul boys fighting over this dude, this gout
mcconnor fighting out here. But the only reason they talking
about is you finn to do something. They ain't talking
about nobody that ain't fighting. They ain't talking about nobody
that ain't throwing no punches. They ain't talking about nobody

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that didn't sign the contract. The conversation is about the
people who signed up to fight. The credit belongs to
the man who is actually in the reena. Now I'm
paraphrasing this thing that Teddy Roosevelt wrote, because the whole
way he did it wasn't for me. But the credit
belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,

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whose face is marred with dust, blood, sweating tears, Not
to those cold and timid souls in the stands who
know neither victory nor defeat. They just spectators, man, And
the only reason they talking about you because it looked
like you trying to win.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
But it takes courage.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
Be encouraged.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Everybody, go for it. Those are my clothes. Remark I'll
have a great thing.

Speaker 13 (01:23:57):
He talk to God.

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
He loved you.

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