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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
don't know y'all all at all, So don't give the
bus bussy.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Ye listening to show?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't join.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yah yeah, Joy, you gotta do this. I love you

(01:10):
know you gotta turn. I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
To turn the most turn. You probably got to turn mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Ald the mono. Come come on, you're thinking, I sure will.
Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a

(02:10):
radio show. Man, oh man, oh man. You know what y'all.
I mean, really, the goodness of God is overwhelming if
you think about it, I mean, really really think about it,
even when your circumstance doesn't look so bright, even when
you're going through something that's causing you discomfort, pain, Even

(02:35):
in that, God's goodness is actually overwhelming because don't forget
why you're going through this moment. First of all, this
too shall pass, but also secondly, remember man, ain't everything
else that you've gone through that seems so insurmountable at

(02:56):
the time, didn't you get past that too? I mean,
it's amazing. If you really think about it, you don't
get stuck on any one issue your whole life. The
only people that get stuck on an issue they whole
life is people who won't let it go. That's really
all it is. There are people who exist, and you

(03:18):
may be one of them. Oh please know, I've been
guilty of it myself before, but I learned something. There
are things in my past that I just would not
let go of. It was done, it was over with.
I was past it, but I I would not let
go of it. It was over. The dude that did

(03:40):
it tell me didn't exist no more. The problem that
it created didn't exist no more. The only problem that
kept hanging on was I would not let it go.
And man, you can't go forward if you gonna keep
looking in the past. It's an impossible thing. It's like
driving a car. If you keep looking only in the

(04:02):
rearview mirror while you're driving, you're going to crash pretty soon.
And a lot of people just keep crashing over and
over and over and over because you won't drive your car.
You keep looking in the real view mirror act to past.
Oh woe it's me. Oh you know they did me
like that. You know I ain't been the same since

(04:23):
he cheated on me. Oh man, every since she stole
my money, I ain't been the same man she played me,
and ever since that I done treated women differently. You
may have some deeper stuff going on, but eventually, guess what,
do you understand that when you have a relationship God
with God, you can take that to him too and

(04:43):
drop it off and leave it there. Do you know
that He can fix and heal that. Maybe it's something
serious like that that you need fixing or healing from,
a relationship with God can fix and heal that. But man,
come on on, y'all, whatever it is, and I'm not
trying to downplay it or make it act like it

(05:05):
wasn't traumatic in your life, because oh God, you don't
want to you know, you don't want nobody do that
to you because you want to be the you know,
the post a child for misery. So please don't let
me take that from you. If that's your position, that's
your hall of fame card you hanging on to. I'm
the poster child for misery. Oh no one is more

(05:26):
woe than me than Please don't let Steve try to
take that from you. You go ahead and hang on
to that, But let me tell you something though. If
that's what you're gonna hang on to, that's what you're
gonna always be the poster child for misery. At one
point in time, you're gonna have to get on and
move past it. Sometimes, man, it's merely a simple thing

(05:47):
of taking it to God and leaving it there. You know,
some people don't have money for therapy. Some people don't
even know who to call for therapy. God is the
best psychologist in the world. He can fix it for you.
There is nothing too hard for God. You know when
something seems impossible, y'all, God does the impossible all the

(06:08):
time every day. You won't know how I know. I
just look at a couple basic things. Do you know
that that sun comes up every day in the morning.
It comes up in the east and it sets in
the west. You can't do nothing about that. All you
can wish because you plant at your flowers on a
certain side of your house. You can wish all you want.

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Then maybe one day he would bring it up out
the northwest, so those flowers would be No. Now it's
gonna come up out the east, and once the sun
hits the horizon when you look in the water, like
if you ever out in La and you see the
sun going down. Once the sun once you can visually
see the sun touching the horizon, you have three minutes.

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You have exactly three minutes. You can sit there with
your watch. You can time, Yeah, three minutes and it's gone.
Three minutes is gone. I read that somewhere and then
I went and it's gone. Every day, if it's clear enough,
not cloudy. Once the sun touches the horizon. On water,
you got three minutes. When the wind blows, you can't

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do nothing about it. He can bring it from the northeast,
he can bring it from the west, he can bring
from south. He can bring it hard, he can bring
it cool, he can bring it hot. It's certain things
that God does the impossible all the time. How those
stars sitting up there, How can you find these constellations?
The big dipp of the Little Dipper, Ryan the Hunter

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All that's God. God. Ain't nothing you can do about it.
You can't reach them stars, you can't shoot at them,
you can't move them out the way. Or Ryan the
Hunter's belt, there's gonna beat them three stars out of ankle.
You can call it what you want to call it. Still,
that's what it is. See, He does the impossible all
the time. He created heaven and earth. You're saying that
God can't get you through your past. Somebody did just

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to me. It's the worst thing I had, the worst
childhood of anybody. God can't get you past that. He
can move heaven, mountains, Earth, he can form the Grand Canyon,
he can make the water come over Niagara Falls twenty
four seven. He can't fix yo little bitty past yours.

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It's amazing how people make their problems bigger than God.
Somebody told me one time, stop telling God how big
your problems are, and start telling your problems how big
God is, and go on with your life. Quit driving
your car looking in the rear view mirror. Ain't nothing

(08:37):
back there but your past. And if it was hurtful
or painful, or something you just felt like you can't
get over, take your problems to God and leave them there.
You hear the old spiritual all you've heard it, take
your birdens to the Lord, leave them yet all the time.
But you think that applies to everyone. But you, come on, man,

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a lot of people out there going through much worse
than you have and have overcome it all. Why won't
you take the step to overcome your past, so you
can get on with driving your car and see what
God trying to take you. But it's a trick of
the enemy. The enemy tricks you from seeing your future
by having you constantly looking in your past. Man, it's

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a trick of the devil. If the devil just let
you quit, if he would just let you get to
drive in your car, look out into your future. Your
future shows hopefulness. You have hope when you see the future.
But he can keep you in misery if he keep
you looking at your miserable past. God looking for you, man,

(09:40):
God would love to hear from you. Let's spend some
time talking to God today. Hey, God, what's happening. It's me.
I know I ain't talk to you in a while,
but AMN feel bad about that. But I need you.
He know that everybody should say that prayer all the time.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
It's cool, all right, you're listening hard morning.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen. We are here again. God has done
it again. Man, what it awesome? God? I just got
to tell you, there are really no words to describe him,
so we're just gonna go with awesome. He's an awesome God.
It's amazing what he does for us on a day
to day basis. Man that goes undetected and unnoticed, And
sometimes I just like to point it out. The mere

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fact that he woke you up this morning. Do you
understand the miracle that is please ingrain this in your head? You,
as a human being, does not have the ability to
wake yourself up in the morning. You don't, well, I
set my alarm. A lot of people alarms go off.

(10:44):
Date on him. The alarm goes off. God shakes you
and wakes you to hear the alarm. Don't get it twisted.
That's a great thing that he does for us on
the day to day y'all. At least start with thanking
him right there, then not on. Then after that you
can go with your hair. You can start thinking for
your clothes, shelter, food, your job, your opportunity, all health,

(11:08):
you know, teeth, you know stuff. You can go down
the list. If you got pretty feet, you can throw
that on the list. You know, it's anything, anything you
ought to be grateful for. The list is daunting if
you do it. So thank you God for another great day.
Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica. Junior and the
legend that is Nephew Tourmy hell boy, Oh boy, it's

(11:32):
gonna be a good one today. Yeah, it's gonna be
a good one today. Come on, Junior, what's on your mind?
Oh no, tell me we're finna go down to do remedy.
You gotta probably going to do do remedy. Letting him hijack.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
You say it's okay, But Katy, what was on my mind?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
For real? Uh?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, just tell y'all something. I want to let y'all
know that we're gonna have a baby.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
It's sick to have a bad you can't be having.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Then congratulation, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
The dog be here? This don't sound dog? Yeah? This
stop this.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
This is something I didn't even know.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
You notice how I didn't jump in this. Y'all know this?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Don't can tell you something? Why we get the dog
and we ain't got no damn fence. This dog for
to be everywhere the neighborhood. He's gonna be everywhere in
this neighborhood. This dog ain't got no no limits, none, boy,
and I can't talk her out of it. Is it
a way I can tell her that we don't need
a dog right now.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
No, it's a whole lot of ways you can tell
them let her have that. What you do is you
finish throw yourself into a financial crisis, because if she
really wants this dog, that's gonna really push that fist
up quite a bit. You heard it, well, I mean
it's it's called logic of deduction. I just know how

(13:05):
to female mind. Sometimes can't how much dog calls? Yeah
know how much the dog fifty Hell no, he gotta
take a trash out. He gotta do something. What dog
is this? You could have got your fist. You're doing

(13:28):
a flid of turkey, Junior fifty five hundred. You can
fly to Turkey and get your hair back.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
After the hour from the nephews, he runs that prank
back right after this. You're listening morning show, and it's
time now to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew.
What you got for us this right here is give
me my arm back.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Give me my arm back, old older gentleman.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
You know gotta you know, prosthetic army, and the kids
then took the army. You know what happens, You know
what I mean, it happens. So give me my arm
back cat dog.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
If you could Hello, Hello.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
I'm trying to reach Philip.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
Yeah, this this is Philip. Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 9 (14:17):
What is this?

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Are you a Philip?

Speaker 9 (14:19):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (14:20):
Is that who you are?

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (14:22):
This is Philip. Okay, there is there is there is
your son? Do you know what there is?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (14:29):
Calm down?

Speaker 7 (14:30):
Yes, okay, is my son? Calm down? First of all,
is your son? There is he there at the house
right now? Okay?

Speaker 8 (14:38):
That okay, that's not the issue.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
What the issue is? What what do you what do
you need?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Sir?

Speaker 7 (14:43):
My name is Burns okay, and I live two streets
over from y'all. Do your son play with a boy
named Theoma Tenant?

Speaker 8 (14:50):
Yes, they grew up together. They play ball together. That
that's where they are now. They playing ball right now?

Speaker 7 (14:56):
What they're playing bally right now?

Speaker 8 (14:57):
Sit the enough down there at the park play ball.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
They all at the park. That's what I need to know.
I need to know where they at. Let me tell
you something.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
Hold all say hold on saying what you need to know?
Where they act for? And what you're finna do.

Speaker 9 (15:10):
What is the.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
Problem that boy Dallious and Tim come, They say they
was walking up my street today and came over here.
I have a prosthetic arm. My right arm is prosthetic,
and they know what.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
Hold hold on saying, oh you say you got a prosthetic.

Speaker 9 (15:25):
Arm, Yes, I do.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
My right arm is a prosthetic arm. And them boys came.

Speaker 8 (15:30):
Over what they got to do with my son?

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Your boy and that boy Tim came over here and
pulled my arm off of me and ran down the
street with it.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
Hold all saying, hold on, taking it, hold all saying,
you try to tell me that that that you lost
your arm to my son and his friend and they
ran off with your arm. They went down and played basketball.
Is that what you're telling me?

Speaker 7 (15:50):
So I'm telling you that I don't know what. I
didn't know nothing about no basketball. They didn't came and
took my prosthetic arm off of me.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
I'm not saying, say, let me tell you something that
doesn't sound like what something my son will do. Okay,
So I know exactly what they do and where they're
going at all times, and that's not something that they
will do.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
I'm parents talking about what their kids will do and
won't do. You don't know what they do when they
ain't with y'all. I'm glad you told me they'll say
you at the park, because I'm gonna go right over
here to this park now, and from when I found them,
I'm gonna work and get my all back.

Speaker 8 (16:23):
Okay, hold hold on, hold on, say hold on this
whole everything. Okay, hold on staging now, because you don't
say that you're gonna go do something that I know
you don't really mean. All right, might say you what.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
I mean exactly what I'm saying. They got my.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
Somebody to take your arm, sir. Okay, look, let's try
to keep disrespectful, all right. All right, you say they
got your arm?

Speaker 7 (16:45):
Right, how about this?

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Going to go get my boys? Okay, First of all,
I will meet you at the park. All right, I
will meet you at the park, and we gonna talk
to talk about the situation like like, gentlemen. Okay, ain't
ain't no need for me to go down there and
messing with youngsters. Okay, all right, that's what we're gonna do.
Y'all Still to go, They got my arm, sir, With

(17:09):
all due respect, Okay, you're talking about my son, and
I know what he is capable of doing and what
he's not gonna do, and he don't disrespect the older
people like that, especially with somebody with with a empairment
or disablement or whatever you got. I'm sorry about your arm.
I'm trying to help.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
I'm trying. I'm asking you. What do you not think
taking somebody all is disrespectful? That's disrespectful to take of
the old man and run down.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
The street where, sir, disrespectful? But what what is not?
What is not disrespectful?

Speaker 7 (17:40):
Also?

Speaker 8 (17:40):
Is you telling me you're gonna go up there and
with my son and that's not gonna happen? Okay?

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Do that's what I'm gonna do. I'm turning up as
soon as I get.

Speaker 8 (17:49):
On Okay, all a second, sir, you're gonna do watching
my son.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
I'm a son up as soon as I get to
this park. And that's with it, because they tell my
arm and they know they did.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
I'm okay, let me tell you something. You'll call me
up disrespecting me and threatening my son. Do you know
what you're talking to? I'll tell you what you do.
Say you what you condit to that part and just
breathe on my son wrong? Okay, say his name wrong? Okay,
say it, and then I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take your other arm and I'm gonna beat me.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Hey, you know you're gonna tell you something. Let me
tell you something.

Speaker 9 (18:23):
I don't think. Don't think.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
Okay, who with this one on? Because I'm there, I
whooped you in your son? This going on, I'll promise
you that.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
Okay, come on, you ain't gonna know what to do
with your life because you can't find your arm. You
ain't got no sense, and you over here with the
wrong people's family.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
All right, You don't know what. You don't know what
happened to my You don't know I lost my You
know what happened.

Speaker 8 (18:48):
You're crying?

Speaker 7 (18:50):
You know you know I know what happened to my
h Why are you crying?

Speaker 8 (18:56):
We asked you something, mister sincidive?

Speaker 7 (18:58):
What what the problem? You don't know what? You don't
know how I lost the arm. You don't know how
I lost it. I don't know how you've lost your arm.
I really I don't get my arm.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Just I don't know who got your arm? My son
and got your arm?

Speaker 7 (19:14):
No, your son, you know he don't he don't have
my arm. Tell me tell me got my arm? Who
got your arm. Temmy got it, Tommy, tell me got it?
Tell me the one got the arm?

Speaker 8 (19:29):
Joe who tell me?

Speaker 10 (19:30):
Man, Tommy Man, nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Man,
your son Darius fifteen year old, got me the frank
phone called you.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
Oh yo, man, yo yo. He called you and told
you that, oh we don't punishment. I knew he wasn't
gonna do. You'll punishment double time now. Oh man, you

(20:12):
are y'all something else?

Speaker 7 (20:18):
Oh man, me, hey man, I gotta ask you, man,
what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show
in the.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
Lanes, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. You already know, Baker.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
And there you have it.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
I'll be back an hour, same stupid, same person, all
at at one time.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yess up?

Speaker 5 (20:39):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next ask the
clo with our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up
at the top of the hour.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
In entertainment news, Vice President Kamala Harris will be featured
on CBS's sixty Minutes election special on Monday, and Donald
Trump will be a no show.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Also, we have an update on.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Russell Simmons twenty twenty three sexual assault lawsuit. He has
yet to pay the plaintiffs over three million dollars. That's
all coming up at the top of the hour, but
right now it is time.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
To add lot hell show what's wrong? You're all right?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's a lot, a lot, all right?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
This is wrong, man.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Could you bag up a little bit please? That's just
a damn crew. If we don't text amongst each other,
who wants to tell it the bad hour? All right,
you're gonna, but you're gonna hurt my feelings every night.
We don't. Junior said, he don't get damn about you.
I don't care nothing about what he is going through. Junior.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
Man, he got a dog he can't keep in a
fence line, So I don't care nothing about what's going
on with Junior.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
He got a lot going on in his word, so
whatever word in his life, don't.

Speaker 9 (22:02):
Go.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
You're ready, Here we go, Maria, if you say that.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
You heard him, Oh all of them, yeah, went over
my head. Let me let that mare now, as.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
The fellow Maria in New Orleans says, when I was
a dancer, my best customer started depositing one thousand dollars
monthly into my account to pay for college.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I gotta notice.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
I gotta notice that he died and I owe the
company twenty two thousand dollars on a loan. I called
his son and he wants the money back. What do
I do now?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Wow, wait a minute, I don't understand. He was paying
you one thousand dollars a month for college for.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
College, and then he got Yeah, she got a notice
saying that she owes the company two thousand dollars on
a loan. She called his husband. She called his son.
Now his son wants the money back.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
All you got to do is explain your son. Your
daddy hid that as a loan from the company, but
it's really for dancing services.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I'm a stripper, she said, dancer, Just to be clear.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Dancing a where four thousand dollars a month to go
to college? What dancer? No? No, no, no no no.
See when you're a dancer, you in a group like Collins,
Baby Tasha, she a dancer?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
She ain't.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Well, she don't do that no more. She wants you
an adult and you a dancer. We already know what
that is. Just tell the son, listen to me. Your
daddy wrote this off as a loan from the company
to hide it. But I'm really a stripper. Now do
you want to go down this road? And I explained
to your mama what this money was for, or you

(24:05):
want to get out of my face and then and
then go over and let him meet you so he
can see why your daddy was depositing this money.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
So he's got options. She gave him options.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, and what kind of what kind of college you
can go to for a thousand a month? That's what
what is you in? Debride?

Speaker 8 (24:24):
Help?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Is nothing wrong with that college? Yeah? I don't think
it was tuition. I think just help love. Well, you
can say that ain't nothing wrong with it. I didn't
say nothing with it. I was just want to know
what college he is for a thousand dollars a month?
And then first one popped in my mind with the
right you know what it was? All I'm saying, I
ain't say. I don't even have a college education, so

(24:46):
I least qualified to speak on education.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Missus Johnson and Columbia says.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
My husband and I were at dinner and a woman
kept looking over her shoulder at us. My husband knew her,
but said he couldn't remember how. He quickly paid our
bill and we left. If he knew her, why didn't
he speak to her as we left?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
He said he can't remember how. Oh really, yeah, he
paid the bill. Y'all got to get out here cause
people crazy. You know here, I am trying to protect
you from a crazy person. And now you're all up
at the house questioning me. How come he didn't introduce her?
He can't remember her? Mister body count, you don't remember

(25:29):
everybody in the body count?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Okay, hewn?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Hey, what we got to do up in here? Come on,
next one?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Should you know exactly where he knew her from?

Speaker 8 (25:40):
All?

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Moving on? He didn't remember Deyonce and fort.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Wayne said, I had company last night, but I didn't
have condoms. I told the chick that I have a
girlfriend and we don't use them.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
She wanted to do it without one.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
I told her again that I have a girlfriend, so
I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
How could she get mad about that?

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Dog?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
What you mean? How could she get mad about that?
Because she had done it before? What is he writing from?
But b don't understand, bro, Really, I mean right, you
can't have unprotected What what was we talking about?

Speaker 11 (26:15):
You know that, and he didn't, which was smart of him.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
But he's stupid to be calling talking to us. He Divante,
what else?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Deyonte?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Same? Beyonte Divante we were talking about it ain't neither
one of them Spanish.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
That is black, all right.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
We always trying to get a little Spanish as man.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Is black is all get out.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, Ronte is Spanish and they made it black what
we is just David.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Divante is Spanish.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
That's what my daddy said. I'm sick of all these
black people names. Yes, Donald, I'm good names, right, Yah,
y'all infinished here, y'all wouldn't have no Spanish name. Stop
they stopped at the Harvey house right now. We're not
fining people, these young people that lost their.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Mind, all right? Moving on, stay smart, Deontae.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Moving on to Sonise in Hyde Parks and he says,
I bought a fixer upper and thought that my boyfriend
could help me do a little, you know, little things
around the house. But he's always too busy to help.
If he doesn't have any interest in helping me, does
that mean he has no interest in the future here
with me.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Well, you know, sister, you bought a fixer up. Now
you assume that he would help you fix it up
for a future. There with y'all. Two things you didn't
check to see if y'all had a future, and number two,
everybody don't want a little ragged as Now, let's just

(28:09):
keep it real because you gotta be careful when people
say a little fix a upper, Well, what did you say?
We ain't whin ain't no steps. Now we got the
home depot buckets turned upside down so we can get
up on the porch. I don't know about it. I'm
not I'm not bringing nobody over my house or that
we We ain't got no scream dough. We can't up
with damn dough. You know all this here, all this

(28:32):
stuff wrong. The windows is boarded up. We ain't got
no money for no panes. Right now, now we're sitting
up in the house. We can't even look out the window.
We look at this plywood because we you done bought
this fixer upper. Yeah, now we can't put a chair
in the corner because of the hole in the floor,
and it won't sit it. So now, well, I don't
do flows.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
When the kitchen, we ain't got no kitchen cabinets, all
our place, just out.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
On the table coming up at the top of the hour.
Entertain how much fix.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Up is it? Right? I gotta go back from I
gotta go to the gas station.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
CBS's sixty Minutes will air an interview with Vice President
Kamala Harris and Bill Whittaker.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
That happens Monday evening.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
CBS released a statement noting that Donald Trump was scheduled
for an interview, but he backed out. CBS execs stated
that for over half a century, sixty Minutes has had
presidential candidates on the show before Americans head to the polls.
This year, only the Democratic presidential nominee, Vice President Kamala
Harris will be showcased. Trump last appeared on sixty Minutes

(29:39):
and twenty twenty, when he walked out on his interview
Remember That with Leslie Stall after he objected to her
questions at a press event in Milwaukee. When asked about
the sixty Minutes interview, Trump said, I'd love to do
sixty minutes, but I want an apology.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Leflig apologize you just so the course you ain't apologize.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
No day or bide, double down from everything remember I
told us to drink lifesol in twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, we want an apology for that, all right.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Moving on to this update on a sexual assault case
in twenty twenty three, Russell Simmons has been ordered to
pay over three million dollars to three of his alleged
victims of sexual assault, based on a settlement he agreed
to back in November of twenty twenty three. According to
the recent legal filings obtained by Variety, the New York
County Supreme Court shows that three plaintiffs were to receive

(30:39):
their settlements by Tuesday, this is just Tuesday, October first,
but were not paid. The extent of the sexual assault
allegations have not been detailed in the settlement. They weren't detailed.
Simmons maintains his innocence and admitted no wrongdoing in the statement.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Russell Simmons dish now half yeah, yeah, yeah, have we
not learned?

Speaker 9 (31:03):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
If you just pay, pay like you say before you
tick somebody else. The biggest sexual assault case of the
year right now, it wouldn't even be this case had
they paid like they were supposed to. But you decided no.
So then when they filed see all this stuff that's

(31:26):
right now nobody knows. It's just a it's a closed case.
But now you don't pay, they're gonna redo it. Then
they're gonna open the files. Now it's all gonna be
out there. Then you're gonna pay. Then the floodgates it's
gonna be open again.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Well he's now a resident of Bali, Indonesia, So.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
The States, Yeah, Russell, coming back here.

Speaker 11 (31:47):
Or you could you know, you're talking about the biggest
case of the year, Steve, You're talking about Diddy.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
You're talking about the biggest case of the year.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Or you could not sexually abused of sexual assault people.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Then there's that that past, then that the automun case.
But but when you get your shot. Now, when you
get shot, your warning, and then you get your reprieve,
you get a call from the governor. Quit walking down
the hall to the chamber. Listen, man, Look, I just

(32:22):
don't like man when people act above the law. I
got We make mistakes, all of us, do, I got it.
I'm not relevant reveling in the downfall of anybody. This
is a tragedy, man, Tell me that been your life
and then for to end up this way. R Kelly

(32:44):
to be in a position he in when that's this
could have been avoided, man, this could have been avoided
part where he at This could have been avoided because
that God gives us a chance man to make the correction.
You do remember R. Kelly will Uh was acquitted in
one of the cases, right, Remember when he came said God,

(33:07):
h dog go sit down. Yeah, but he continued that behavior. O. J. Simpson,
you got to quit it, man. Now you're breaking in
a hotel room in Las Vegas. Din cost you all
these years of your life. We just come on, man, Yeah,

(33:28):
you got them moving on. I'm just.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Yeah, all right, another entertainment news. So, Steve, we've heard
you singing Million Dollar Baby by Tommy Richmond because it
was one of the hottest songs of the summer. Well,
Tommy Richmond is getting a lot of backlash after he tweeted,
I'm not a pit artist.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Wait mat home, what what you heard me saying?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
We heard you singing.

Speaker 11 (33:56):
Thing? Don't you know that song that was trend?

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, I ain't know what that was. I ain't know
the name of it. I don't know no damn words.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, anyway, he's he's getting a lot of
backlash now because he tweeted I'm not a hip hop artist,
so fans of Richmond that are deeply rooted in hip
hop went off on him in the comments, which prompted
his follow up tweet. His follow up tweet says, I'm

(34:33):
thankful for everything I'm saying. I don't want to be
boxed in. I grew up on hip hop, but I'm
a singer and Tommy Richmond is white, So why why
box anyone in?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Are you agreeing with Tommy Richmond?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Tommy Richmond is white.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Yeah, doesn't matter, but.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I just wanted just for comedy person. Oh man, you
really don't white.

Speaker 10 (35:06):
Sing?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Sing a little bit more of a proceed.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Now he's white outn't lost it now. I don't know
where to go with the dog song.

Speaker 7 (35:21):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I didn't know the man was white man crazy. I
never knew the man was white. White y'all. I ain't
never knew that he will white y'all.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Singers out, Steve coming up at twenty minutes after poet, I.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Just fold out. He will white y'all.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Junie's got a special poem for us right after this.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Oh hell no, you're listening hard Morning show all right, Steve,
please do the honors and introduced Junior.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
He has a beautiful I sure do, ladies.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Jennmer Junrs here It's acronym is Jay Rapper. This is
his poetry name, j Rap j R. A p Stan's
a Junior's raggedy ass poet. Can't here he is again? Yeah,
go ahead, Junior. Okay, you know hate is real, ain't no? Okay,
un just do your yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Hate real like this hater's out here. Some of us
happen to work with us. Oh, I ain't gotta say
the names. Just listen to the poem. We'll figure out
who the hater is in just a second. The title
of this poem is called the Hate is Real.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Here I go. I got something that I need to
say without anyone you know who, getting in my way.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
It all started when I started calling Big Dog my
uncle too. His real nephew got so upset he ain't
know what to do. It's been going on for a while,
and the hate is real. But I give a day
about how he feels. He got the nerve to always
try to roast me because he thinks he handsome and
somewhat sexy. I got one thing to say. Before I

(37:11):
leave hell to Steve. Hey, I'm Steve. Hey, I'm Steve.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
That I said the end?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 2 (37:21):
He's your uncle?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
He no, no, no hate, He's not I Steve as when.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
You're living up to it. That was a ragged ass poem.
You you've been hating on me ever since I got
here to.

Speaker 9 (37:43):
Do you have?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Do you have your own uncles?

Speaker 9 (37:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Dog, I'm serious? Do you have your well?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Your show?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I got what I got, I got three n I
got my dadd Okay, what is what is what? What
is they doing? Your uncles? One of them truck riding
and then the other one do law. Okay, so why
why why you ain't uplifting them?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
You know, because clearly Steve got more money than them.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Answering questions, you know the answer to.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Why why would I promote the truck driver and a
lawn man and uncle Steve got wave more mondays? Which
mean you think I'm not trying to find a better family.
You think I'm not trying to move up the greatest
thing that ever happened with upsetd. That's my boy, that's
my nephew.

Speaker 12 (38:30):
And Tom.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
You got to share this man with everybody can't just
hog him to yourself. Watch this, yeah, answer.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
To stop answering him, stop doing that. He needs to say,
mister Hart from now on the yes on the air caf.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Oh wow, I can't no. All right, coming, take care
of your damn dog.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's coming coming up next. Roscoe Wallace in the building
right after this. You're listening Morning show.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, as promised, Russell Wallace, My boy.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
You what thin about Rocco? You ain't got to get
ready to stay ready. He was up top of town.
We're going over with your bill. I'm good man, you
man everything Junior. We're going on, man, my man. We're
going on.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Hey, Roscoe, he.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Ain't money money Cole, We're going on he cally, Hey, Roscoe,
what's happening? Ain't nothing there going? What's going on over there?
We're going over here in the war. What do you
need to know about mut the world?

Speaker 11 (40:00):
Okay, let me ask you this, Roscoe. So let me
tell you what's going on on this morning show. All
week there's been some beefing going on between Tommy and Junior.
Last segment, Junior wrote a poem about Tommy Hayton because.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
He heard Steve.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, he called it Steve.

Speaker 11 (40:17):
His uncles people calling in, leaving messages saying that you
go too far, Steve, not you, Roscoe. Steve goes too
far with Junior, you know, be gross and drinking on him,
slamming Tommy as well. So is that any kind of
song you could come up with to bring the Morning Show,

(40:38):
the fellas on the Morning Show together, to stop all
the beat.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Fight, stand up in fight the power, stand up got
a so over the mabe. Sometimes you gotta fight the power,
you know. Junior Junior Man and Tommy Tommy Man and
j see tom and old Junior called Steve Hunk no more.

(41:08):
But everybody calls Steve Hunk no more, you know, Tommy
Tommy kind of you know, chick chicken chicken winging with it,
you know, Tommy want and all he'd wait, you know,
and then ju junr want to get some anyway because
Junior Junior trying to offset the joke, you know. But
it's all the fun of me though, I'll be laughing
cause both of them sick. You know, I don't know

(41:29):
where it's coming from.

Speaker 11 (41:32):
Do you have a song to help people to inspire
people when they're sick and they not feeling good and down,
you know, under the weather a little bit.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Do you have a song for that? Let me think,
let me did you write one?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
He wrote?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh oh, this is a perfect song
for I had up Kimi cole reacts. I don't know
what happened, but all I know I feel better now,

(42:07):
come on, I feel better, nice. I had the shakes.
You couldn't hardly keep my weight out of them. I
was losing weight, man, no doubt she made a love
thing out of me. I was tall up. I never

(42:30):
thought she would leave. I was hurt. I felt like
a curse. Glass of days grew longer, never got better,
only worse. I'd beat, lost the rhythm, needed church to
ease a herd. Yeah, but I feel better now. Ring

(42:52):
a bell? I feel better? Nice, Well you know that
when you rang the bell?

Speaker 9 (43:00):
Yeah, that was you.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Okay, okay, okay, So let me ask you survive. Okay,
let me ask you this.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
Do you have something for anybody that don't have a
fence in their backyard? Just ain't got you know, ain't
got they ain't got their property, you know, just clothed in.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
You got anything but that? Wow?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I thought you say a barbershop song.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I got, oh here it is right here home home
on the range, wait the end the boat for low room,
just everywhere, just loose home on the range. That's when
your house looks like you're just sitting out in the
middle of a print.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, I got all right. Rad Coming up next with
the brank phone call for today, right after this, bab.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
See you lead up.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
You're listening hard morning show coming up at four minutes
after the hour. Uh, it's my strawberry letter for today
and the subject is he fell asleep with the video
on shoat?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Do you hear this one?

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
It is time for the nephew of today's frank phone call.
What you got for his next.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
Wedding in Jamaica? Queen wedding in Jamaica Queens. That's the
title right there. That is the prank of the day,
cat Dog.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach to Ivan.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
Please keep not in at the moment.

Speaker 12 (44:42):
This is Jannie.

Speaker 8 (44:43):
Can I help you?

Speaker 9 (44:44):
My name is Mark. I'm calling from a travel agency.

Speaker 12 (44:47):
Oh hey, how you doing.

Speaker 9 (44:48):
I'm good. I'm good. I actually have some information for him.
He just finished paying his last payment as far as
you all, you guys are getting you guys are getting married,
going on honeymoon. Is that right?

Speaker 10 (44:59):
Right?

Speaker 7 (44:59):
Right?

Speaker 12 (45:00):
Month?

Speaker 9 (45:01):
Congratulations?

Speaker 7 (45:02):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Okay, well, listen, I got your information for you, and
I wanted to make sure the million address was correct
so I could know you guys flight tickets out as
well as a few forms and things like that, so
you guys would be pretty much well taken care of.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Okay, this sounds good.

Speaker 9 (45:17):
Okay, are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh?

Speaker 12 (45:20):
I'm excited, very excited.

Speaker 9 (45:22):
I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well, I'll
tell you what in April. I tell you, Jamaica Queens
is going to be a great place and the snow
will have burned off by then and it'll be pretty
much this summer coming around.

Speaker 12 (45:35):
You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Ocherios
in Jamaica, you know the islands.

Speaker 9 (45:43):
Why wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 12 (45:45):
There's no snow.

Speaker 9 (45:46):
Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. I've been working
with Ivan on this for quite some time. I actually
have you guys book to go to Jamaica Queens.

Speaker 12 (45:58):
Now, there has to be some sort of mistake because
we're going to Cheria, Okay, but that's.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Not what I have and I have.

Speaker 9 (46:05):
I have Jamaica Queens. I have New York.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (46:08):
Well, I'm telling you you're wrong. I don't know if
you pulled up the wrong person.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
No right, I'm sorry, Ivan and Janets and you guys
are going out the second weekend in April. Is that correct?

Speaker 12 (46:20):
That's correct? But we're going to Taria.

Speaker 9 (46:23):
No, why scheduled for Jamaica Queens.

Speaker 12 (46:26):
There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there.
Love New York, but I'm not getting married there, So
what do we need to do?

Speaker 9 (46:35):
I mean, I don't know what to do at this
point right now. I'm miss Jane.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
I don't need you to figure that.

Speaker 12 (46:39):
Out because I'm getting married next month.

Speaker 9 (46:41):
And I understand that, and I understand that. But I
have worked diligently with your fiance, so to speak, and
I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens. I have
the hotels. Somebody.

Speaker 12 (46:53):
I know it was not Ivan.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
I know it was not him.

Speaker 12 (46:56):
Love New York, but that's not where I'm getting married.

Speaker 9 (46:59):
I understand understand what you're saying. Now, Okay, I'm letting
you know because you're raising your voice at me. I'm
letting you know that I even't had scheduled this and
you guys are scheduled and to make a quation.

Speaker 12 (47:11):
Okay, you don't let me know where I'm getting married.
We've written you checks, so I need you to correct
the problem, and I will continue to raise my voice
until you are somebody at your damn wherever you are, corrects.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
The problem.

Speaker 9 (47:28):
I have scheduled.

Speaker 12 (47:30):
You're not gonna You're not gonna yell at me.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
I'm why do you?

Speaker 12 (47:34):
And now you're yelling at me.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm trying to keep
my composure. Now, okay, I've been working with you.

Speaker 12 (47:42):
We're done. I need to talk to you, superior. I'm sorry.
We spent way too much money. I'm getting married next
month and you're calling and telling me that I I
need somebody else on the phone.

Speaker 9 (47:53):
Okay, I need somebody else.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
You need to tell me what you are because I'm
ready come with you. Where are you learning me.

Speaker 9 (47:59):
A moment, I'm enough to see if I can get
some flights out to outr reels.

Speaker 12 (48:02):
Okay, okay, I did not believe this last minute.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Oh I told him to go, Oh my.

Speaker 9 (48:08):
God, man, the flights are completely booked that week. I
need to make something and so lets you want to
get a private jet for fifty to sixty thousand dollars ma'am,
there's no way I can get you in or out
of it.

Speaker 10 (48:19):
Tree.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
We might to pat you dollars. Make it happen.

Speaker 12 (48:22):
You need to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice.
You don't want to talk to Island, so trust me.
You need to make something happen. Get back on your
little computer. Call somebody else in the room.

Speaker 9 (48:33):
Can you to be nice? But you tell you you
continue to raise your voice at me. Now you're using
profanity at me. Is going to you make a queen?

Speaker 12 (48:42):
Listen to me? It was your job to take care
of transportation for us to get from the US to
Oacher Reels, from Oacherills to my Tigo bank. How are
not supposed to handle it?

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Happened?

Speaker 12 (48:53):
You were supposed to handle.

Speaker 9 (48:54):
It, and I handled it. Your man said you guys
were going to Jamaica queen, and that's what I took
for now.

Speaker 12 (49:01):
Maybe said Jamaica queens. We were very clear, and I
know he was very clear. I'm being very clear right now,
if you just listen to me, you have one job.

Speaker 7 (49:11):
How you screw that up?

Speaker 9 (49:12):
I do not know that?

Speaker 12 (49:14):
I need you to make it happen.

Speaker 9 (49:15):
You're not going to happen. You're going to Jamaica, queen.
Maybe you are his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica,
but that's not how he said it.

Speaker 12 (49:23):
Listen, you separ I'm not getting married in New York.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
Do you understand me? Don't mention New.

Speaker 12 (49:28):
York one more time in this conversation. I do not
mention New York.

Speaker 9 (49:32):
Why I'm not even going to mention New York when
that is the actual ticket I have you schedule for.

Speaker 12 (49:37):
Because you screw that up, and you're go ready to
correct it. Get on the computer and correct it.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
Figure it out.

Speaker 12 (49:43):
Your job is listen to me. Your job it is
from Acharia to my t Go, Bab, focus on that,
work it out, make it happen, MAB.

Speaker 9 (49:51):
I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
with you, Okay.

Speaker 12 (49:54):
I need you first of all to stop yelling at me.

Speaker 9 (49:56):
What the kind of customer service do.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
You keep on?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Think this is?

Speaker 12 (50:00):
I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody
else on the phone. If you cannot help me. Now,
what I need you to do is figure out how
you gonna get me from oat your reels to my
Tigo ban And I'm not getting.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
On the boat.

Speaker 12 (50:13):
Don't bring up boats, don't bring up New York. I
need you to work it out. Don't tell me where
I'm going to spend my honeymoon.

Speaker 9 (50:20):
Spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queen's New York. Your fiance
made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for the mistake,
all right, And I don't have to put you off.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Gets talked?

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Do you hear me?

Speaker 12 (50:36):
Are you listening to me?

Speaker 9 (50:37):
I can't work it out. I've already told you there's
nothing about it. Can you get through your any oddy head?

Speaker 5 (50:43):
But did you just call me?

Speaker 7 (50:45):
I look, I need you to get somebody else on
this phone. I promise you I'm about to reach through this.

Speaker 12 (50:52):
Phone and snatch you up by your neck. The hell
are you talking to me like this?

Speaker 9 (50:56):
This is the kind of service you get when you
make mistakes and don't know what hell you want to go.

Speaker 12 (51:01):
WA's a mistake and we know exactly where we want
to go, And you are not listening to me. O
Jotia Bay. Do you understand?

Speaker 9 (51:08):
Do you understand what you're something? I need you to understand?
Are you listening to me?

Speaker 7 (51:13):
Yes? What's this?

Speaker 9 (51:15):
Is? Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got pranked by your girlfriend Cindy, who is your
matron of honor.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
God, this is not funny. This is not funny.

Speaker 12 (51:32):
Oh my, my hands are shaking.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Oh my god. Do you know if I could have
found you?

Speaker 12 (51:39):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kisut.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
Come on, just a praise up in here, man, y'all
better come on and give it to me. When Trust
Arena Saturday, October to nineteenth, that's Chicago, Illinois. When Trust Arena,
Bill bella me, nephew, tell me Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson,
lou Nel and the one and only Tony Roberts is
in the building, all right. Tickets on own sale right now.

(52:06):
That is the wind Trust in Chicago, Illinois, October nineteen.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Take us are on sale right now. I'm gonna get
me a mink coat for that.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
And if we move on in yes, yes, yes I
sure will.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
October.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Gotta be a little taller to wear mink coat up.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
There, Coach hey man, stop that they got shout men,
middle medium, minks and largely careful a wret amikas nephew
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Speaker 5 (53:22):
Coming up next Strawberry letter for today, Thank you, I'd
be trying to.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
It's hard.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Coming up next Strawberry Letters subject he fell asleep with
the video on. We'll get into that find out what
that's all about.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
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never know, it could be yours.

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It could be yours.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Lad, It's time for the Strawberry Little My good friend,
Shirley Strawberry, thank.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
You, my good friend.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Junior's subject he fell asleep with the video on Dear Stephen, Shirley.
My husband falls asleep on the couch all the time
while he's scrolling through his phone. The other night, I
thought the TV was up too loud, so I went
to tell him to turn it down a little bit.
He was knocked out with his phone on his chest
and he had his AirPods in. I took them out,

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and when I did, I could hear a video on
his phone and there was music playing and a woman
in the background. I started watching the video because a
woman was bare chested. She'd bent over and kissed a
man and told him to take a selfie with her.
My husband turned around on the video and kissed the
woman dead in the mouth. She laughed and said it

(54:55):
was a video, not a picture. He said, oh, heck not,
and told her to delete the video. I guess she
thought she deleted it, but she didn't, and I could
see my husband put his shirt on and fasten her
bra for her. I went through his text after that
and he asked if she deleted the video, and she

(55:17):
said she didn't because it was special. She told him
she was going to send the video to him, and
she did. His next text was, look at my baby.
I sent the video to my phone before I deleted
it off his phone. I texted the lady back from
his phone to let her know that I saw it
and I would appreciate it if she didn't see my

(55:38):
husband anymore. My husband admitted that he went over to
her house and intended to have sex, but couldn't go
through with it, and that's why he only had his
shirt off. He said it was lust that got the
best of him and he came to his senses and left.
He said it will never happen again. Stephen Shirley, What

(55:59):
am I so supposed to do with this confession? Should
I get the woman's side of the story? Well, clearly
you don't need it. What are you supposed to do
with his confession? You asked, Well, first of all, it
wasn't a confession. That was not a confession. It was
a cover up, and it was a ball faced lie
and a bad lie at that LUs got the best

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of him and he couldn't go through with it, so
he put his clothes on it.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
What he couldn't go through with it? Okay, that was ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
You need the woman's side of the story, No, you
do not. You asked that you don't need it. You
saw what you saw, You heard what you heard on
his phone?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
All right, of.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Course your husband admitted he was over there, he was
caught on video. What part of look at my baby,
look at my baby? What part of that sign not
in a relationship with her?

Speaker 2 (56:51):
That's right, you said. He fastened her bra he put
his shirt on.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
That's what people do when they're done having sex, button
up their clothes, put their clothes on, you know, fasten theirs.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
All that.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
They fastened brads and put shirts on. That's what they
do when they're done again. You do not need the
woman's side of the story. Your husband's lives and the video.
That's all the evidence you need. That's more than enough
to know what really went down.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Steve God Dump right, boy. My response is not for
the dude in the letter. My message would be for
the men who are hearing this, for those who have
not yet fell victim to this type of idiocy, ignorance.

(57:43):
Low level boy. You know, I didn't know what this
was going. My husband falls asleep on the couch all
the time. I do that a lot myself. He was
scrolling through his phone. I do that sometime, you know.
The other night I thought the TV was up, so
I told him when it had to tell him turn
it down a little bit. He was knocked out, dead

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sleep with his phone on his chest and he had
his air pods in. I took him out, he took
she took the air pods out. I'm telling y'all, man,
y'all have got to start using stuff with chords on it.
You can't this bluetooth technology. I can hear a video

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on his phone, and that was music playing and a
woman in the background. I can't help this. Let me
just say this. Let me stop right now. I'm not
gonna be help this man in this letter. This help
that I'm gonna provide us for the men who have
not yet fallen prey to stuff. I started watching the
video because the woman was bad chested. God, okay, no problem.

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She bent over and kissed. Yeah, this wasn't a problem
right now. I thought he was on a porn site,
you know, one nine hundred, you know, something like that.
But she bent over and kissed the man and told
him to take her self with her. My husband turned
around on the video and kissed the woman dead in

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the mouth. God, dog, dog, this wesdon now, dog, listen
to me. There is no help for you and a
dog that ain't no lie you can tell to get
rid of eyewitness encounters. I can only help you if
you are not If you don't have eyewitness encounters, I

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can get out of anything. If there's no eyewitness encounter.
You kissed her dead in the mouth. She laughed and
said it was a video, not a picture. He said, oh,
hell no, and told her to delete the video. Now
you now you're on camera trying to get rid of
evidence that should have never been evidenced anyway. I guess

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she thought she deleted it, but she didn't. And I
could see my husband put his shirt on and fasten
her bra for her. Bro I'm all, all these years,
I've never put it brown on a person.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Well, he could teach you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
He got to be young, because we'll that ain't what
we do. I'll get you out of it. I put
it back on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
All right, hang hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
This letter is a disaster.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
It is part two of your response coming out at
twenty three minutes after the subject ye today's Strubberry letter.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
He fell asleep with the video on. We'll get back
to it right after this. You're listening Morning show. All right,
Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. First subject,
he fell asleep with the video on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
This is the most incriminating letter we've ever had on
the all time. It's just incriminating. I can't you know
any other time I can help a brother out, but this.
You own video committing a crime, then you own the
video trying to get rid of the evidence of the crime,

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and you talking, and is your face you on a
video with this woman that your wife picks up off
your chest. You fell asleep on the couch, had the
phone on your chest, ear posy. Your wife always going
there and had to wake you up. She going there
and take your earbup buds out and she could hear
video playing with music in the background. Turns out it
was a woman talking. She picks up the phone. She

(01:01:26):
looks at it because the woman is bad chested. In
the video, the woman leans over and kisses a man
and tells how to take a picture with him. You
turn around the video and it's her husband, the one
that sleep on the couch, Tom kissing this woman dead
in the mouth. God talk and he ain't got his

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shirt on and she topless. She thought it was a picture.
He said, oh, hell na erase it. She didn't. He
puts his shirt on on video and help her put
her bra on video. Brother, this is this over, but
it's nothing. I can I nothing so now.

Speaker 12 (01:02:08):
And she did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I could see my husband all put his shirt on okay.
He asked her if she deleted the video, and she
said she didn't because it was special. She told him
she was gonna send him the video when she did.
His next text was look at my baby. God man,
you just steal. Your ass is down in the hole.
Just put it dirty in on yourself. Now you just stupid? Now, dog,

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what happened to delete? Soon as you see stuff? What
that at? What ass at? His next text was looking
my baby? Then this woman sent the whole video to
her phone before she deleted it off of his phone.
I text the lady back from his phone to let

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her know that I saw it and I would appreciate
it if she didn't see my husband anymore. My husband,
huh good, This letter just took so many bad turns.
My husband admitted that he went over to her house.
God damn, Now this is something I can't I just
can't bring myself.

Speaker 9 (01:03:17):
I just can't do that video.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I know it.

Speaker 12 (01:03:21):
I know it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:03:24):
It. I know it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I know I swear to God, I know it. I
know he on video kissing this woman with no shirt on.
I know she topless in the video. I know he
looked in the video, looked at it and said that's
my baby. I know he in the video putting his
shirt on and helping her put her bral. I know
his wife looking at this video I'm looking at I

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know it. But then all of this got busted. She
saw the video put it on her phone. The wife did.

Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
You called the woman and said, I appreciate it if
you don't see my husband no, And then yo, just
the blind in. My husband admitted that he went over
to her house and intended to have sex. That's what
I just can't bring myself to admit this. It's nothing

(01:04:21):
in me that can help me do it. And so
now listen to what he did. Though he tried, but
he young. My husband admitted he went over to her
house intended to have sex, but he couldn't go three
through with it, and that's why he only had his
shirt off. He said it was just lust that got
the best of him, and he came to his senses

(01:04:44):
and left. He said, it will never happen again. Step
and Shirley, What am I supposed to do with this confession?
Should I get the woman's side of the story. Well,
let me go on and just throw the rest of
the dirt on this because you ain't getting out this grade, homie.
This is a burial. We are at a funeral. This letter,

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this is obituary. We didn't read the Strawberry letter. This
was obituary. This is the end of something unless your
wife is just stupid. Now, your woman, your wife did
call her and say, hey, look, leave my husband alone.
Here's the problem with this letter. You went over to
her house with the intent to have sex. I would

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have never admitted that. Look I'm over there, that's me
on the video. I don't know how I got in
that house. I was at a club. Somebody slipped something
in my drink. I woke up and I was just naked.
We're gonna do something, but I'm not finna tell you
that I went over there and my intent was to
have sex. I'm not finish go over there and tell
you that. Here's the problem with making this a one

(01:05:50):
time event. You said, look at my baby. Now, I've
been on tour in my life. I've had some one
nice dance. I've never woke up or rolled over and said, wow,
look at my baby. I don't even know you. How
I'm calling you.

Speaker 10 (01:06:06):
I just met you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
And if I just met you, why is I'm helping
you put your brown I don't even know you like that.
He said. It will never happen again. It'll never be
on video again. That's the d all I have to
say to anybody that heard this letter. Why did you
not delete this damn video? Immediately take her phone from her,

(01:06:31):
go to the photo section, delete it off that and
go down to videos and delete it. You y'all have
got to start using delete. This would have never happened
had you deleted it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
All right, Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on
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Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Coming up next to this Junior and Sports Talk right
after this you're listening morning show. It is time now
for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
What's up? Junior?

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
I forgot that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Give me my hoo, they said, because I was scared
because I know you and Timmy been going through it,
so I ain't want to hit uphip.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
What's up?

Speaker 10 (01:07:18):
Time?

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
What's up? What's up? I can't talk to you right now?

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know they ain't really
tight right here, but none even getting you know, all right,
don't come on, jy once you got gonna get it
man weak a wait, hold on, hold ain't what's up? Ladies?
I wouldn't be myself if I didn't speak to the ladies.
That's my whole purpose of living.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Once you got Junior Jeff's Vikings Pippin, who you got
man our Vikings?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Man Vikings undefeated, just ain't just ain't looking that good.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Ravens Bagels pipping, Ravens coats, jag Wars.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Hey, man, you're gonna have to speed up yourself. Hey man,
did you just go ahead?

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Hey, you a love a lot of miter?

Speaker 9 (01:08:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
No, hold know now we don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Jack WARSI shocker Jaguars.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Okay, Dolphins Patriots pipping.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Come on, Dolphins, you know I hate the Patriots.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Okay, pipp Here we go, Bills, Texas pippy, come.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
On, man side, Texans taking another al? What ain't gonna
look good? And I've been pulling for y'all but the
Bills and they not gonna do that. Yeah, okay, come on, okay,
all right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Panthers Bears pipping, Panthers and Bears.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Panther can't beat nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Man, Here we go, Pipp Raiders, Broncos pippin Broncos. Okay,
Cardinals forty nine is Pippins shocker Cardinals? Oh okay, Packers,
Dam's pipping Packers okay, okay, Giant Seahawks pipping Sea Hawks,

(01:09:08):
oh Man, and piping Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Steelers pipping oh Man. Y'all. You know, man, I hate
the Stealers with everything in me. But I hate the
Cowboys too. This is my game where I don't care
I get a free win either way because I hate
both of them. Higa wants Saints Chief pipping Gord the

(01:09:34):
Shaker come through Saints and Brown's commanders. We know you
got the brown Ain't gonna win another regrettably. Yeah, I
just got the Browns, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
You think, ain't what's something?

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Charley? Hey, Hey, I won't holler at you though. Man.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, a lady
wants to know how to comfortably settle in her fiance's house.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
We'll get into it right after this you're listening morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
This one is from Wanda in Bay Saint Louis. Wanda says,
I moved in with my fiance and he treats me
like a child. I have to do things a certain way,
and he always reminds me that it's his home. I
love to cook and I'd like for the kitchen to
be more organized, but he said he likes his kitchen
the way it is. My house hasn't sold yet, and

(01:10:39):
I want to go get my things out of storage
and go back there. He's against us buying a new
home together because his house is paid off. This is
our first big disagreement. How do we work through it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Good question. Well, I think this young man doesn't understand
the one thing and my father talked to me and
my brothers, is your job to provide a house as
a man. It's her job to turn it into a home.
If you get into that part of it right there,

(01:11:12):
you're interfering with the natural nature of things. A woman
can do some things in a houseman in a home,
not that it's their job, it's just that they have
the ability to do things in a home man that
a man just can't think of because a woman is
all encompassing. And I'm not saying y'all are made to
be a housewife. That is not what I'm saying this.

(01:11:33):
Women overall are better at organizing, better at decorating, better
at thinking of all of the little things. And he's
just been having it his way for so long that
he don't want to change. And that's a stupid thing
to do. So, you know, y'all be moving in with
these dudes and don't be understanding the rules and all

(01:11:53):
this here. So get your stuff out of storage. Tell
him if he's not going to allow you to make
it a home, then and let him stay over there
by myself, you know. Yeah, nobody should go into a
house that they're uncomfortable going in. Yeah, that's a horrible
feeling to be able to go home, but it don't
feel like home right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Well, why does he care about the organization?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Because he's simple.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
He wants to organize it. And he's like, no, it's
fine the way it is. I'll have it. What is
the big deal? Yeah, right, troll free.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
All right, we have time for another one. This is
from Binky and Montgomery. Binkie says, a delivery driver rang
my doorbell and asked for a bottle of water this morning.
I talked through the ring doorbell, and since he has
since he was cute, I told him to go back
to his truck and I'd sit the water on the
door mat. He said he'd been trying to get my
attention because he's interested in me. I told him it

(01:12:49):
was a weird approach. He said it was the best
he could do, my best. He said it was a
sweet gesture. Was this a sweet approach or was it creepy?
Should I record him?

Speaker 12 (01:13:00):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Don't report him. The dude told you what it was.
You the one was gonna send him back to the truck,
and you was gonna put the water on the doorstep.
I tell you what, why don't y'all do this? Why
don't y'all just if he's so interested, get his number,
y'all do some facetimes chats, you know, see what it's about,
you know. And if y'all do anything, don't let him

(01:13:22):
in your house. Go down the Starbucks and have a
coffee during the daytime, lunch at Starbucks. So that's my suggestion.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Do she's singles, she's thinking of safety.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
I understand. And I told And I didn't say let
the man in. I just said he was cute. You
wanted it, he said, I've been interested in you. That's
what I's the only way I could do it. I'm
gonna ask you for a bottle of water. He gotta
try something, and he did, and she put it out front. Hey,

(01:13:54):
put the bottle of water out there for him. Tape
your number to the bottle. Water as the FaceTime. Now,
if you're a single woman, you need two phones to date.
You need a dating phone and you need your regular phone.
And the moment somebody on that date phone that don't
need to be in there, throw it in the trash.
You get the phones down in Walmart. Just put some

(01:14:16):
minutes on it. It's called a burner. You gotta be
a drug dealer now, okay, yeah, a burner.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Look at the time. We gotta go. All right, coming
up at twenty minutes after, we'll have more this show here,
you're listening morning show. All right, guys, So today is
National Improve your Office Day.

Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
It's observed every October fourth, and it's the day that
we declutter our workspace and uplift the spirits of our
co workers. Okay, that's nice. It's a great time for
us to say something nice about each other. It's a
really quickly let's try it. Anybody want to start, I'll start.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
I don't. I don't want to say nothing nice. But y'all,
what do y'all want to hear? What is it that
you need to hear that for your day to continue
to be a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Carl of go, go, Let's say something nice.

Speaker 11 (01:15:18):
Say something nice, chairlie, you look really cute today, and
your glasses and your pearl I see you black and white,
I see you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
You look good and I'm so happy for you a
whole nother level. All right, all right, since we're doing it, excuse.

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
Me, excuse me.

Speaker 11 (01:15:38):
We don't need your tad compliment. If you don't want
to participate, time we can move, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
I got Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Is a struggle for you, I can't for me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Look, look you look.

Speaker 8 (01:16:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
You struggling, just not do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Here's mine. I love you all, Carla, I love you
the best of all.

Speaker 7 (01:16:15):
Should I say?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Somebody more of the Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Harvey Morning Show coming up? We'll play around it. Would
you rather? Right after this? You're listening Harvey Morning Show?
Time for a round it? Would you rather?

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Would you rather for Thanksgiving a smoked turkey or a
honey baked ham?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
You can get those smoke turkey, yep, that HONEYBI made
no joke though. But I got to have a turkey
on Thanksgiving though, mm hmm. But I don't want that
smoke one though, I want that deep fried one. There
you go, there you go? Okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Would you rather let your wife eat off your plate?
Or would you rather let your wife use your phone?

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Now one of them got your own plate? Hell, what
do you want? My wife eat off my plate all
the time. You like it? It don't bother me though,
You don't bothers the hell out of me.

Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
We know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Get to the restaurant all what you're gonna order?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Just you can't share with your wife, you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
All the time?

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
On every meal, every meal, it's a meal.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Wait a minute, Junior and Tommy are agreeing on something.

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
I heard that whoa man and honestly, honestly call all
three of us agree.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
He just ain't gonna say nothing strict putting that fog
over there in his plate. He tired of that. I promise,
I really don't mind it. My wife the only person
could do it. Ain't know dog, Dog, can't nobody else
who won't noneg my little stylist. He got so upset. Uh,

(01:18:12):
you know, I ordered something and they bought a pile
of bacon to the table. He said, oh, mister Harvey,
let me get a couple of strips to that. I said, hey, man,
get your own. I can't have just a couple of
strips of bacon. You're not gonna eat all that I
might not eat all of it. He was upset.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
All right, Moving on?

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Would you rather be invisible for one week? Or would
you rather be single for one week? Invisible or single?

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
I'm invisible? I ain't got to be Yeah, I'm gonna
be invisible one week. Dog where you're gonna go? Though?
Can you go where I ain't gonna go?

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Would you rather ry?

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
These are pranks? Would you rather Raymond in the closet?
The classic? Raymond in the closet? Or would you rather
aqua boogie current?

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Would you which would you rather? These are nephews pranks?
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Do you prefer?

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Raymond in the closet? The classic? Or aqua boogie Current?
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
No closet my all time?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Yeah, that's the classics, that's the classic.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
That in the second place with when he called a
dude that studied classic.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
That's the day's round. Would you rather coming up close
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All right, guys, here we are our last breakup of
the day and for the week on the Steve Harvey
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Closing remark, weekend baby, the weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:20:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
On this show, there's been a classic in house war
between Junior and Tommy. I be in Tommy's natural uncle
and him laying claim to that. In Junior won'ting to
have me as his uncle has referred to me as

(01:20:34):
Uncle Steve. Tommy has told him repeatedly he is not
your uncle. Get your own uncle. And Junior do have
actual uncle somewhere. He just don't want them, just don't
want them because they not doing what you know, he
want them to do. They're not the example. He won't,

(01:20:56):
so he chose to make me his uncle. I've accepted.
I've accepted the role because I'm everybody's uncle, Uncle Steve,
Uncle Steve. Uncle Steve, ain't Marjorie, ain't Marjorie, and so
I'm used to it. I think what we have in

(01:21:19):
here m is a is a challenge because my two
co hosts on this show, uh and they do the
same thing. They both stand up comedians. But they've got
to start looking at not the differences, but the similarities.

(01:21:43):
Both of y'all want Uncle Tommy got one, Junior won't one.
Now let's look at the similarities. There's some differences. Tommy
got a chateau. Junior got a new house. It just
ain't a chateau. Tommy's whole chateau is fenced in. Oh wow,

(01:22:07):
Junior live in the middle of the prairie. Home home
on the range. Wow, Junior wife want a dog. We
can't get the dog cause we ain't got no where
we can keep the dog. Which once once we opened
the door, the dog is just probably gone. We don't
know where the dog at. He all out on the
prairie somewhere, getting getting attacked by raccoons and stuff. We

(01:22:30):
don't We don't know. Yo, you know, you don't know.
It's phil Mice out there, bigger than Junior dog. But
you know, let's let's talk about quit talking about the differences,
fellas they has the same. You gotta look at this
stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll have just like Thomas.

(01:22:52):
You just want you just you just keep your head
back up. You you hear a dog. You with us,
But you got to come all the way you are
with us, you know. Yeah, both of y'all short, what
how many that ain't no lie? You gotta hand on
gotta handle that. Ain't no lie. I'm telling the truth.

(01:23:12):
Jesus facts. Both of y'all short to me, And that's
why I want to call both of y'all nephews, cause
both of y'all little nephews too. Hey, yeah, oh that's cool.
I'm good with that. You know, both y'all drive nice cars.
See you got similarities. Both y'all got wives. Y'all got similarities. Man,

(01:23:32):
Both y'all tell jokes, funniest hell, but you got got
a lot of Yeah, I see the setup too long.
Here you come, what's happening? But you know, did look
at the money levels too.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
See you know you got you got. Tommy got changed.
You ain't got no change. You gotta get yourself some chains.
You need some tattoos, Junior, You gotta get you some tattoos.
You gotta get your whole arm road on. Yeah, jor
you need to sleep. Your sleeve ought to have health

(01:24:05):
information on it, like I have sick of sell. Quit
treating me like a junkie. You know you gotta have
your prescription mad, Yeah, you all to have your prescriptions
on your arms. Quit doing like Tommy got a sleeve
where he got to explain it, y'all to have a
health sleeve. I'm surprised Tommy ain't put a bell on

(01:24:27):
his other arm. What do you mean a bell? When
he rang the bell, he canceled free. I'll put a
bell on that. I'd have some y'all need health information
on y'all, Like, instead of y'all going to the hospital
and they putting that little plastic bracelet on your arm,
just have it already on there. You going back? I

(01:24:57):
don't want you to, but I didn't want you to
go to the hospital last time. But Junior, look at you, man,
how well you are The courage you do. You even
schedule your hospital visit now when your wife get off work.
That's courage Because I go on once I know i'm
having one, I'm going down. I ain't waiting on nobody
to get off work take me to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Is this supposed to be helping? I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Now you ask for comedy. This is all funny to me.
This is pain. I'm on the inside dying laugh And
there's some people at the car that know the story.
So let's stop getting these meaningless tattoos and get some
tattoos with some health information on it raz a plan
dive folide your prescription mads on your arms and have

(01:25:42):
it written in English. Y'all, Black people, stop putting Chinese
writing on your arm. You don't know what them people
enroad on your arm. You don't know what that tattoo
really say. Your tattoo might just have spook on it
for all you know. Stop that car. And to my
two young sick comrades on the show, sick God is

(01:26:07):
in the healing busines and you two are living witnesses
of it. Look at the healing power of Almighty God.
When I look at y'all too, I think to myself, Wow,
what a mighty God. Y'all having a great weekend. Talk
to God today. He'd absolutely love to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
He needs to hear from you.

Speaker 9 (01:26:28):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
I'm gonna talk to him about.

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