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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 8 (01:55):
Come come out?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You are listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man,
oh man, oh man, God being good to me. Man.
I can't explain it all really, Hey, you know, I
want I want to remind everybody of something that I
need reminding of myself all the time. And I'm I'm

(02:27):
I'm dealing with a couple of things now and I
had to remind myself. Uh you know what I have
to remember. I have to constantly remind myself to stay
in constant communication with God. Constant communication with God. You
know sometimes you know, I have a tendency and maybe
we do all this people, I don't know, but I

(02:48):
know for me that when it's going okay, I slack
up in sometimes having conversations with him because I'm not
coming to him on a daily with something that's pressing
or something, and I find myself slacking up in the communication.
The danger I have learned in that is this, I think,

(03:10):
you know. I mean, we've all heard old people say,
you know, you got to stay prayed up, you know,
And you know prayed up means you know you got
some stowed up. You just got an abundance of them
where you're putting it in. Because what happens is is
when you're not in constant communication with God, when you're
not constantly praying, doing those good times, that allows for

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the enemy to slip in and do the little things
that can be upsetting. And then the next thing, you
know what, you get several little things in a row.
Now you got an issue you're dealing with.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I have to remind myself when it's going like that, Man,
Have I really been praying though? Have I really been
in constant communication with God? Because you know, that helps
God againsts that little bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes it's
big stuff, sometimes it's major stuff. But I've noticed, man,
that when I get on a more of a smooth

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plane in life. I have a tendency to slack up
in that department, and that ain't the time to slack up.
I'm really learning that I have to stay in constant
communication with God because it enables me to ward off
those little things coming up that can get in the way.

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And so I just wanted to make you aware of
that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up
is important. That you try to stop prayers, you know,
you try to you know, have some prayers in the bank,
so to speak, and just constant communication with Him because
it'll just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back
doing you. You know, I just wanted to make sure

(04:51):
you understood that because on your journey, it's gonna be
many obstacles. I've said this one hundred times on the show.
The Road to Success as is always under construction. I
say that all the time, and it's to let you
understand that it's not going to be easy, but we
can make it more difficult than it has to be.

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You know, when you go out strike out on the journey.
You know, let's say I got in my car. Let's
say I'm in New York and I get in my
car and I say I'm going to LA. I know,
if I drive west and continue to drive west, eventually
I should get to California, or I may wind up

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in Portland or Seattle or something like that. But if
I drive west, I'm going to eventually get to the
West Coast. Now wouldn't it be smarter though? If I
mapped out the route, which saved me a bunch of driving,

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I don't need and figuring that I don't have to
calculate when you know the way to go. You know,
if you know you want to cut cross on the twenty,
or you want to cut cross on the seventy, or
you want to cut cross on the tin, you know

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you got to devise a route. Now, if I want
to go visit some people I know, then I know
I got to I need to go down.

Speaker 8 (06:25):
You know.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I might go through Ohio, come down on the eighty,
then get on seventy one and take that all the
way down to the ten and then ride across. Or
I might take it to the twenty, cut through Texas
and then and then let it link back up on
the ten. I know a lot of different ways, but
guess what the best way is to map it out.
You can go anywhere, but if you go with a map,

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it's more precise. You save yourself a lot of time.
And that's what prayer has taught me that when I
will deify, continuously pray that I stay in in the
I stay in a prepared mode, I have more idea
of where I'm going. I'm more secure with my route.
If you just take off driving heading west, yeah, you'll

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eventually get to the west coast if you out east.
But guess what though, had you mapped it out, you
can see when you veering off, you may stop, come
out and not be paying attention. Next thing you know,
you're on a route and you go on another way.
You're going north when you could easily still be going west.
You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm
just pointing that out to you because I know that

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on your journey a lot of times you get sidetracked.
And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we
lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
We lose out our connection with God gets strained. The
thicker you can keep the cord connected to God. If

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you thin out your communication with God and instead of
having a big, thick cable, Now you're dealing with a
little thread. You know, a cable is stronger than thread,
and so it just decreases your opportunity. And so you know,
I wanted to just make you aware of that, and
you know, to ever be encouraged to say to everybody

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out there and just keep your head up. It is
going to be dark days for you. There are going
to be situations where it's going to be daunting and
hard to face. But man o, man o, man. Everybody
has to face these challenges. Everybody get dark sometimes. You know, look,
if you didn't lose, if you didn't lose, you wouldn't

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even appreciate winning because if it all went your weight
all the time. Do you know how complacent and content
and how easy life would be if it just went
your way all the time. So when it kept going
your way, you wouldn't even appreciate it because guess what,
it's been going this way the whole time. So what

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life does is is as it's checks and balances, these
hard times are coming, and you need the hard times
to appreciate the good times. You need the clouds and
you need the rain to appreciate the sun and the flowers.
It's just when it comes to prayer, though, just stay

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prayed up, stay constant with it, because the challenges of
life are coming, whether you pray it up or not,
they're coming. Understand that you could pray every day all day.
When you get through praying every day all day, something's
gonna happen to you. That's gonna be challenging. Now. I
would rather have been in communication with God on a

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regular than wait till every time something pop off to
have to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, it was
over a little around the board with it today, but
that's how it came to me. So that is I
ain't mad at it. Y'all have a great day. We're
gonna have a good one day. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to deceive hardy morning.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
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Steve Harvey Morning show. Whoever you are, realize, man, that
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another shot, and give me a hollow.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
You know that was right.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I wrote that just right there. I know it wasn't
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right now? You know who, right, Kendrick Lamar, that's who
need to watch out.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I wasn't high enough with.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Junior Jr. And Junior ain't no name
for anyway. Steve Harb, Martin Show, Shelly Strawberry, Calinfrail, Missisippi,
Monica Jr.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
And the legend of Nephew Tommy Junior. What's going on
with you today?

Speaker 10 (10:44):
Hey man?

Speaker 11 (10:44):
You know is Women's International Month?

Speaker 8 (10:46):
You know? Uh it is? Yes, it is.

Speaker 11 (10:49):
You work with three beautiful women right here?

Speaker 9 (10:52):
Yes? See?

Speaker 12 (10:52):
Does do you have anything that they brought to your
life you want to bring up right now?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Well, you know, Junior, let's just talk before we dragged
them ladies into this and make us aware of something
else that they need. I don't see the need for
no more days. I mean it got Valentine's Day, Sweetish Day, Adversary, Birthdays,
Mother's Day, Christmas? How many more days? None for kids?

(11:19):
Christmas ain't for kids. Christmas is for women. Women benefit
for Christmas. And y'all make sure you better. Oh go,
I tell you what. Let your husband not buy you
know for Christmas? See if it's for the kids need
and y'all, y'all need to stop all that. Don't try
to blame this on the Lord. When y'all steady looking

(11:39):
for something, that's what they're trying to do. You try
to jump. That's the Lord's birthday. Well what you want
something for his birthday? Why do we have to buy
you something in you see what I'm saying, Junior, is
if you don't waking or sleeping giant? Junior asked me,
I got you here to respond. It is just too

(12:00):
many days. Now they want a month, jun Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
They got month.

Speaker 9 (12:04):
They got a whole month. We're supposed to bounce something
every day.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Why right there and so many title people. I ain't
never working the right jun You ain't got nothing else
you want to talk about?

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Just off, certainly.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I just thought about my coworkers.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
I thought, you know, just talk.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
An idea. What has these coworkers bought into your life
other than visitation? Other than that? Go ahead?

Speaker 11 (12:37):
What do you mean they love on us, they give
us great advice?

Speaker 9 (12:42):
No, no, listen to me. I'm talking to you where
you've been trained.

Speaker 10 (12:46):
This is for you.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Shut up, Thomas.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
What have they brought to your life? Other the visitations?

Speaker 12 (12:53):
Monica has made sure I have somewhere to live. Everywhere
we go, every city we've been in, Mark have done that.
Sure has given me great invice call to make sure
I stay on point. I don't see nothing wrong with
giving them their flowers while they're here right now.

Speaker 9 (13:05):
I didn't see them wrong with that. It's just women in.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
This so you're just gonna dump me and Tommy man.
I asked you, what have they done for you? You
don't turn around and talk about I don't see what
wrong with giving them their flowers.

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Speaker 1 (14:16):
Four, it is time now for the nephew to run
that Frank back.

Speaker 10 (14:20):
What you got for his neph I got sarrogate mother, Sarah,
good mother, Let's do that. I hopefully he's not selfish.
You know some people just selfish, Sarah, good mother. Let's
go cat docor.

Speaker 8 (14:33):
Roger. Can I speak to Roger? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man.
How you doing. I go to the same church, y'all
go to Okay, I got your number from one of
the guys at the church. Man. They told me that
if I wanted to talk to you, I could reach
out to you or whatever. How you doing today?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I'm good, man, I'm good.

Speaker 13 (14:49):
Hanging up your wife?

Speaker 8 (14:50):
Man? Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything,
but she seems to be real fit? Does she? Does?
She work out all the time?

Speaker 13 (14:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
She go to Jenuary once in a while?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yeah, who is Bro?

Speaker 8 (15:00):
Like I said, I named Calvin Man. We go to
the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
for a long time, man to actually have some kids.
And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just
ain't having the dog. I mean, we've been trying and trying,
but what I'm trying to do now is just find
another type of way to make this happen. Now, you

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say your wife is in good condition.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Right, My wife is in good condition. Brother, What does
she got to do? Is you want your wife trying
for a baby?

Speaker 8 (15:28):
She? You know? Now, y'all already got kids, don't you.
Y'all got like from what the brother the church told me,
y'all got three kids, right, yeah, we got there. I
got two boys and the girl. Okay, here's what I'm
trying to do, man, I was hoping that I could
find somebody, a female that would be a good surrogate
mother or what you know. What I'm saying is like

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because my wife, I mean, you know, we want to
have kids, man, we want to have a brother.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Hold on, brother, you just say you try you're looking
for a surrogate mother and the.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
Brother so you call me? Well, no, no, no, ain't
nobody tell me to actually call you. I asked them
about you and your wife. You know, I asked them
for your phone numbers so I can actually call you myself.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Man, Wait a minute, so even I and my wife.

Speaker 8 (16:14):
No, no, no, no, no, I ain't been see you're
looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying is
that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
I really do. Man, me and my wife.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Listen, you call me about my wife and you want
her to be a share of your mother for you
with I don't even know while we're on the phone.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Brother, here's the real deal, man, me and my wife,
we can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried,
and you know, biologically, we've just been going through it
and going through it man. And I was just you know,
I've seen your wife. She's healthy. I see all at
church all the time. And I was just like, reach
it out, man, maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the surrogate

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mother for me and my wife so we can have
a child.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
I forget your share your mother. I mean, hold on, brothers.
You calling me to see if my wife can be
a share of your money's your child?

Speaker 8 (17:13):
And I know it's crazy, it's crazy, and I think
you lost your mind.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Brother, out of all the members in the church, you're
calling me to get my wife to have your baby.

Speaker 8 (17:24):
No, I know it sounds crazy, man.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I do.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
I don't know what, but I ignorant, Brothers, I'm telling
you sound ignorant. Man, that's so many places to go doctor. Baby.
I can take you down to the county court house
and show your kids need a doctor right next. But
you can go to Africa like like like all the
rest of them people and go find your baby. You're
gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty thousand members
in this church. Do you know how stupid you say?

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Brother? No, brother, brother, man, listen, man, I'm not trying
to come across like that.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Man, how you trying to come across?

Speaker 8 (17:54):
Brother? You didn't done it to hear me out, man,
I don't want you to.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Man, Go go ahead, brother, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Man. Okay, we're looking for a Sarah Good mother. We look,
we've seen your your wife, and we thought she'd be
a great Sarah Good mother. And I know it sounds
crazy for me to pick you out of all the
people that go to the church. I understand that, man,
I knew. But listen, we would love for your wife
to be the surrogate mother, and we willing to pay
for this. But listen to them if you don't mind,

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we don't want to do this with no test tubes
and all that where they they mixed my seed with
her with with with her egg. We want to do
this naturally.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Wait wor whoa whoa who? You know people you just said, Man.

Speaker 8 (18:35):
You gotta understand a real man want to do want
to do it realistically. You know what I'm saying. I
understand that, brother.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Brother, are you telling me that you want to have
sex with my wife? But I mean, I mean, you
know you don't you want to have me lose all
my Christianity right now?

Speaker 8 (18:50):
Brother? You want to have a baby the real way though,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
I don't give a damn having the same way. You
tell me you want to lay down with any bed
with my wife, but damn you already got through.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
Think about the people that can't run in.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
I'm going doctor baby, Man, take care Darren. Ain't gonna
doctor damn baby because you didn't go sit down, psych
contract bron around have your baby. Do you know what
you sound like?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Done?

Speaker 8 (19:12):
Crazy? I know it sounds crazy, Man, I down this.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
I died to get my number. Man, listen to me,
and you get my number.

Speaker 8 (19:19):
I got your number for one of the brothers at
the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with
you like a man. I wanted to come at you
first and talk to you like a man and see
you know if you was cool with the proposition. But look,
come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just
talk to her. What I'm just gonna go. I'm just
gonna talk to your wife and see if you lost
your mind.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
I told you to answer. No, Now you're telling me
you gonna go around me. And which right I'm gonna
do is talk to my wife. You call my w
you right now, I'm gonna tell your wife you can
call my wife. I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (19:49):
You call my wife and wife next Sunday. I'm not
gonna go through this when down here I'm talking to
her next Sunday.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Next Sunday, I'm gonna whoop you. You ain't gonna do
nothing to make I'm gonna whoop yo, man, that.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
Wife who desire a child too. You ain't gonna stand
in the middle of this.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I don't have the lettle this like. You talk to
my wife's next week you want to. I got one
more thing I want to say to you, man, and
you listening to me, say what the you gotta say?
She can get off my phone.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
That is nephew, Timmy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy. What who this is? This? Listen?
Is this man? This nephew? Tell me Man from the
Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your home boy got me to

(20:39):
prank phone call you man.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
I'm over here, Man, my head is spinning.

Speaker 8 (20:48):
You know what? Man?

Speaker 5 (20:49):
You got me calling brother? I'm ready to fight.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
Brother. Hey, I got one more thing to ask you
big dogs. What is man? What is the baddest I'm
talking about the bad radio show in the land.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all got me this
morning man? Got me Man?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
A baby in there is not self.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
We don't have international means. Right, all right?

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Thank you nephew coming up next as the COLO with
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Speaker 1 (22:30):
This is from Michelle and Joplin.

Speaker 14 (22:32):
Nachelle writes, My husband has three kids from his first marriage.
They are all under ten, and they're supposed to spend
Spring break with us. My husband broke his angles ankle
last week, so I told him to postpone the kid's
visit because that will be a lot for me to
deal with.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
He won't do it. Should I call his ex wife
and do it myself?

Speaker 13 (22:53):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
You know ma'am, he broke his ankle, he still want
to see his kids. Seeing that part or you're just
looking at the part of how much it's gonna be
on you because they all under ten. I understand that, Yeah,
but that's what all those richer are for. Poor sickness
and in hell better off of worse. That's what all

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in viows was for. But you don't want the problems
that come with him. And if you call this woman
yourself and go around your man, I can't recommend that
to you. I really can't.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
So you're saying you would do this, you would take
three kids under ten.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I would want to see my kids with a broken
ankle or a broken leg, That's what I'm saying. And
then when a man wants to spend time with his
kids and see his kids, now here come a problem
with that. I do understand that it's gonna be a
bit much on this woman. I understand that they are
all under ten, but you know, and they ain't her kids.

(23:58):
That's probably what the thing is, because there's a woman
that's got them three kids too. Every day.

Speaker 9 (24:05):
Now, I think that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
They not my kids. I think that's what she's saying,
and I don't give a damn if they are your
kids from a previous marriage. I'm not doing it. But
surely you're not a good.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Day see you doing this, Steve, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Three kids, Well no, but they ain't asked me. I'm
six eight years old, but I'm saying, I ain't got
no kids at spring break. The last time I was
with my kids, I took my my sons wanted to
go to Miami for spring break. That's what we did,
and I with it.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
I was.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, but I'm sixty eight years old and I'd have
done my time with the kids. You're surely this is
my response to the you know, y'all think because it's
women's moth, y'all could just all the damn segments and
all this cause of that little that little snitch y'all
got up in the top left hand corner.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Julia Junior gives us love, I appreciation, and they flat
and appreciation.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
The next question, I don't I think I think you
with three kids under it ain't the question ain't for me.
The question was for this woman with this man who
has a broken ankle, who wants to see his children
for spring break. Now he can't see him because he
hurt his leg. That what postponing? You know, your postponing

(25:31):
it to next year? Animal spring breaks to next spring?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Thank you coming on her? Yeah over there, all right,
we're moving on. You have an attitude. I bet they
betty glad they ain't married to y'all.

Speaker 14 (25:47):
Freddy in Minneapolis says, my wife is always hated doing laundry.
Lately she's been washing my clothes and it's annoying because
I might have something to hide? Is she looking for something?
Am I supposed to be flattered? Or can I nicely
tell her to knock it off?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Wait? Is this his wife?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (26:08):
Yeah, she's washing his close she's doing the laundry. She
hates doing laundry, but lately she has been doing his laundry,
and he said he doesn't like it because he might
have something to hide.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
It's caught, bros, the laundry.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
If a woman at the house do the laundry, ain't
she gonna do everybody's laundry?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't say, well, he's trying.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Wait a minute, so.

Speaker 9 (26:31):
There are women who just do they laundry.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
At the house.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
He might have.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, you didn't know that, you know, Temmy I'm learning
a lot about these ladies today. Is this causes I mean,
I mean, but is this cause this women's mouth?

Speaker 9 (26:49):
Y'all, I'm just not hearing.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
You didn't y'all. Wasn't even gonna help the man out
because he's key. You hurt your leg. You don't need
to be with the damn kids.

Speaker 9 (26:58):
That's what we say.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Put your damn foot for you. Bring them kids over here,
kids under Now, why would I be washing your clothes?
I'm already doing the laundry. I know it ain't fool,
but those not mine. She's as people may not do it.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's okay, it doesn't get I asked, y'all. What is
he hiding in the laundry?

Speaker 8 (27:23):
Though?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
But he's stupid though. But that's what I'm gonna get
at though.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Part I'm getting that is he's thinking I might have
something to hide, and you doing this to check it out?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Right, that's bro, What is you hiding in the laundry
that he may have lipstick on his collar?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Throw that damn shirt?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh way, don't bring that shirt to the house.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
He wants to know.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
How can he nicely tell her to knock it off?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
No, it ain't no way to do that without drawing suspicion. Bro,
you stupid. Why don't you quit coming home with stuff
on your collar? Throw your shirt.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Away and come in the house just shirtless.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
We're not coming in here with this lipstick on here,
I can explain not having.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
His shirt of how what? What are you gonna say
that you don't have it.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I was crossing the street and a bus came by
and my shirt got caught on the side view mirror. Yeah, brus,
got that big ass side view mill snatch that whole
shirt off. I was standing up here, damn near neked.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
So you walked home?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
No, I drove home. I was crossing the street because
my car was in the garage. Yeah, we're gonna do
anything but explain this lipstick, Yes, Carlin, what about him?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
You know, not cheating?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
All that, all that, all that could be all right,
But all that, all that's certainly something to consider.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Because in the laundry you don't want to worry about it.

Speaker 9 (29:01):
But this fool women's.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
All year all right.

Speaker 14 (29:10):
Moving on to Millicent and Elgin, Midicine writes, I've been
bullied at church because my pastor favors me. When I sing,
he calls me out by name and that makes others mad.
I haven't been invited to lunch with the group for
the past two sundays. Should I tell Pastor to stop
being nice to me?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Medicine? Let's let's keep it going, honey.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Come on, Why is pastor sangling you out?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
And now?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Cause what she could sing?

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Where did you get that from?

Speaker 8 (29:47):
You?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
When I sing?

Speaker 14 (29:51):
When I sing, he calls me out by name and
that makes others mad. That's where I got it from.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
Well, of course, sank you.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Gift.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
You don't know board to put that finger up with you?
All right, thank you?

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Colo.

Speaker 14 (30:15):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
You're listening hard morning show. All right, Carlo, what you
got for us? Girl? All right, Shirley.

Speaker 15 (30:27):
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(31:48):
thank you, Tom.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Somebody get Taylor got.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I mean, ain't they ain't they called swiftest.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
It's a swift bird, no team. Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Taylor.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, say her name one more time to see what happened.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
But is it f or t.

Speaker 8 (32:11):
All?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Thank you Carlo?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
That was and Swiffer. Well that's how I say. You
don't know, but you don't say Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Her name is s w I F. T.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Swell.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
Clean up.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, great job, Carla, thank you, it's Swift.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
Teas.

Speaker 16 (32:38):
Stay one more words, stay one more stop talking. Yes, okay,
we're going to get to the entertainment news event. It's
Women's Yeah, all right.

Speaker 14 (32:51):
After hosting the Oscars, Conan O'Brien came under fire for
his comment about Drake, saying it was part of the
show where he needed to called Drake a pedophile. Fans
of Drake's on social media immediately accused Conan of bashing
Drake publicly, and Conan's defense his longtime writer Skyler Higgley
let it be known that he wrote that part about

(33:12):
Drake and it was supposed to be a joke. Higgley said,
quote the idea that it's being taken as a real
call out or taking sides in any way and a
beef is absurd.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
In this beef, it's absurd.

Speaker 14 (33:25):
Skyler Higgley is a black stand up comedian and writer
from Chicago. Uh now, let me ask you, Tommy Steve Junior.
While you guys are taping TV shows, do you always
trust your writers?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Do you put full full trust in them? Have you
ever had some sort of mishap like this.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Guys, both of them has wrotten writers on my shows.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Uh huh, yes, both of the Yes, what are you saying?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Oh no, no, no.

Speaker 12 (33:58):
I have stopped it from making him say something stupid.
They tried to make him say something I knew that
wasn't gonna fly because they want those kids go out
there and do a joke that had colored in the word.

Speaker 11 (34:06):
I wouldn't let him say that.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, you can get in trouble an it. No, yeah,
but that's but here's the deal.

Speaker 9 (34:21):
The joke was in.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Super poor taste.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I heard it.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
It was nothing funny about it. It was a straight
dig and I mean the Oscars was no place for that.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
And then you know, man, you're calling a man a pedophile. Yeah,
he had the world, you know what I mean on
the biggest night in show business, The Oscars is their night. Yeah,
I'm gonna tell you, man, one of the greatest moments
I ever had in the Oscars was when they gave
the wrong oscar to.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Moonlight a warn baby.

Speaker 9 (34:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Remember, no, dog, I lit a cigar in my house
that night.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I said, you knew what it felt like?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Oh yeah, because I'm off the hook. Because you thought
Miss Universe was big. Y'all did it on y'all's favorite night.
I said, thank you Lord. And you know after that,
Warren Baky had to go to therapy. Wow. I could
have called him and told him how to deal with that.
But you know the people, they fall apart with stuff

(35:26):
happened to them. I didn't have to go to therapy.
I just stayed out of view for about a week. Yeah,
Let'm gonna sit down for you. Because fried chicken and
macaroni and cheese and some greens and some corn bread.
I'll be all right. Drug. They still dragging me too,

(35:50):
but I'm not getting no damn therapy. It's a beauty pageant. Hello,
Let's put this in perspective.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
All right.

Speaker 14 (36:00):
Moving on to a Republican lawmaker who is looking to
make history himself. Texas Congressman Brandon Gill has announced plans
to introduce a bill that would replace Benjamin Franklin with
Donald Trump on the one hundred dollars Bill once Trump's
term in office is over. Gil believes that the redesign

(36:20):
would be a fitting tribute to Trump. Let's say, Gil said,
President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and
spending time with his family. Instead, he took a bullet
for this country and is now working overtime to secure
our border, fix our uneven trade relationship with the rest
of the world, make America energy independent again, and put

(36:43):
America first by ending useless foreign a So there you go.

Speaker 15 (36:47):
Now, how we gonna say it's all about the Benjamin
Let's see.

Speaker 14 (36:51):
Yeah, right, I love it. Coming up in twenty minutes
after more on President Trump. He had his joint addressed
to Congress last night. We'll talk about it, recap his
speech right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (37:43):
Well, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 14 (37:44):
Trump kicked off his speech to a joint session of
Congress last night with America is back. Opening line, America
is back. The American dream is surging, bigger and better
than ever before. Trump said his administration has accomplished more
in forty three days than most presidents.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Have in eight years. That are patch yourself on the back.

Speaker 14 (38:08):
Trump bragged by eliminating DEEI and said, quote, our country
will be woke no more. He proudly announced that from
here on out, there will be only two genders, that's
male and female, and reiterated that men will not play
in women's sports. If the men aren't kicked off the team,
the school will lose federal funding. You guys can stop

(38:31):
me at any time, anytime right there.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
That's the only thing that I found agreeable. I don't
think it's fair. I do not think it's fair if
a man, for guys, born a man and then he
becomes transgender that he can compete in women's sports. That's
just unfair. I think the fair thing to do is
to have a transgender league so everybody can play with

(39:00):
everybody playing just the transd have a transgender league. I
don't think it's fair to have a person who was
born a man with the fast twitch muscle, the muscle tone,
the quickness, though agility, the muscle fiber and then just
go and just destroy these women. Okay, I mean destroy

(39:21):
these women. That's not fair.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
School.

Speaker 14 (39:24):
The school will lose funding, he said if the men
are kicked off the team. He also went on to
say the common sense has been a common theme and
we will never go back. Of course, he blamed the
Biden administration for creating a financial crisis for the US
and for raising the price of eggs.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Stop right there, what, Steve?

Speaker 8 (39:46):
What? No?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I just say, you know what, this guy he's a
typical Donald Trump. Uh, there's no need to bash any
former administration. You're the president now you're responsible. Period. Yeah,
that's the game. That's the political game. And so you know,
just bear up.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I didn't like, of course, I just I don't like the.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Standing up every eight seconds he said.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, speech was long enough as it is the longest
in history, your longest, And you know, I.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Just felt like, man, here we go again, and I
just feel like we're in worse shape than we've ever been.
I think the Democrats don't have a counter and I
think this guy has free reign. The Republican Party is
afraid of him. So he does what he wants to do,
and the Democrats have.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
No respecting the working class Americans. That's what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
And when he said he got rid of Dei and
all those people started clapping, I was trying to figure
out what the white women was clapping for.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Hella, they benefit the most.

Speaker 14 (40:56):
Yeah, all right, we'll be back with more of the
Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Day
Harvey Morning Show. So, guys, today is ash Wednesday and
the beginning of Lent. Every year for Lent, we are
charged to give up something that we love from ash
Wednesday until Easter Sunday. Have you, guys thought about what

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you're giving up for Lent this year? Are you giving
up anything for Lent? Do you do you practice it?
How about how about this Steve for Lent for forty
days cussing and I can't do cussing.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Than lying, Gotta do lying.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Okay, well, okay, okay, but what do you after you
give it? A what you win some?

Speaker 15 (41:38):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (41:38):
What you do.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
No, it's just prepares you for Easter. This is that
period you.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Know between anyway?

Speaker 13 (41:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
And what do I need to be prepared for?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
But just to celebrate Easter? The resurrection of Christ.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Is my Lord on the way to But Charlie, why
am I being single out? You're not for cussing and.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I fall fasting?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna pray. I'm not giving up prayer for
forty I'll need trouble. Yeah, I'm so. I'm gonna pray
how fast that night?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
And then you get up in the morning and break
the fast.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Right after I go to sleep. I'm pretty much done.

Speaker 15 (42:30):
That's fast every day, fasting and praying.

Speaker 8 (42:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Somebody asked me yesterday, would I give up cussing for
ten million dollars? Oh? And I told him it probably ain't.
No way I can collect that money.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
No way, there's no way.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
But I don't see how I would try it. But
I don't see how I collected.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
It's ten million dollars, not enough do they need to?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
It's a lot of money. But I just don't see
how I'm gonna collect it. Ten you yourself, No, I
don't know how I'm gonna collect it. How you're gonna
cush you? I don't see how I can.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
A whole year word huh.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Think you can replace your cussing with another word? That's all?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (43:27):
Ain't that still cussing?

Speaker 12 (43:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
No, no, gosh, shut the front door.

Speaker 8 (43:34):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Ten million sugar, honey? Iced you do that one a lot?

Speaker 2 (43:40):
So blank you give me something for blank you? That's
all I got. I don't know how I'm gonna do that.
I need I need that almost every day.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Blank you ten we're talking ten million dollars here, But I'm.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Just saying I don't see how I could cut elected.

Speaker 9 (44:01):
I would try. I wish I wish a blankety blank wood.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
You said, we know that I wish your mother trucker would.

Speaker 10 (44:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:10):
See I like that.

Speaker 8 (44:12):
I like that.

Speaker 9 (44:13):
I see that's truck you.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yes, bring deliver it which you're getting.

Speaker 11 (44:23):
Getting his money?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, I'm trying, but I'm I'm mumble, say mine where
it's like run it all together for me? Oh God,
listen to mean man. Let me tell your take your time.
It's a different rhythm. Now, yeah, you got I gotta
stop too much, mother trucker. You keep running up here.

(44:48):
I'm gonna slap the sugar honey ice tea out of
your trash can. I wish the truck you would come
over here one more time. I wish the truck man
truck you. You you, you low down blanket and blank

(45:10):
black son of a witch. You don't know who you
trucking with?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Familiar. It's too hard my hand. You'll never get you.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I have a headache. I ain't gonna be able to
do it. I'm gonna have crisis.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
The only one to have crisis on this. Don't do
that with what happened to Steve?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
You having a crisis?

Speaker 9 (45:41):
What happen me?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Quick cousin coming coming up next? And it got cold.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Outside and he said, oh, sugar honey, I ask right
on into a crisis.

Speaker 14 (45:54):
The Nephew and Today's prank phone call right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is my boyfriend has
two children by best friends.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
All right, let that marinate for a minute.

Speaker 14 (46:12):
We'll get into it in just a few because right
now it is time for the Nephew and Today's prank
phone call, nephew, what you got for us?

Speaker 10 (46:20):
Well, we've been talking about it a little earlier, about
giving up something for lint. Right, all right, Yes, and
this prank is called LINT. And I'm gonna call this
gentleman and let him know that. You know, I'm gonna
give your wife up for LNT. I'm giving your wife
up for LT. I mean there's some things we need
to sacrifice, right or wrong, you know what I'm saying.

(46:41):
So I'm gonna get your wife up for LINT. Now
when Lint over, I'm gonna need I'm gonna need ay
thing back.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
Now.

Speaker 10 (46:47):
I got to get Monday after Easter. I don't meet
up back. Okay, I'm just letting you know you can
have her to the day after East. But yeah, this
is LYNT. I'm giving up something, Bill, I'm sacrifice a lot, y'all.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
Let's go get.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
Hello. Hey, I'm trying to Readorsey. Yeah he was this
cliff Man. I work at the post office with your wife.
How you doing, brother, I'm doing all right?

Speaker 13 (47:13):
Everything cool?

Speaker 8 (47:14):
Yeah, everything good man, everything good. Like I say, my
name is cliff Man. I wanted to reach out and
holler at you about a couple of things. If you
if you got a minute, you got a minute?

Speaker 13 (47:22):
Yeah, everything alright with my wife? Is something wrong or something?

Speaker 8 (47:25):
No? No, no, no, no no no, your wife good? Man,
your wife good. I wanted to hit you up. Man.
We've been working the post office quite a while. We've
probably been in the same room a few times. Man.
I don't know if you you remember meeting me.

Speaker 13 (47:35):
Or not, but uh, okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (47:37):
But what I wanted to say, man, is trying to
do better with my life dog, and you know, just
just try and do better, you know what I'm saying.
So you know, for LINT, Man, I gave up a
few things. You know what I'm saying. I just thought
that would be a good thing, man, to try the
things that matter the most that you're addicted to, you know,
you want to get rid of. You know what I'm saying,

(47:58):
at least for LINT is what I trying to do.

Speaker 13 (48:00):
You feel me, Okay, I'm kind of confused.

Speaker 8 (48:03):
But what they got to do with me, well, basically, man,
I'm giving up for LNT. You know, I decided to
give up messing around with your wife, you know, because because.

Speaker 13 (48:19):
Hold on, man, hold on, man, I'm at work.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
I don't know what you talking about, But back up
and rephrase everything you just said.

Speaker 8 (48:28):
Well, like I say, Man, for LNT, I'm trying to
I'm trying to give up stuff that I'm that I'm
addicted to, you know, and I decided what they got
to do with me and my wife though and you.
But that's what I'm trying to tell you. Man, I'm
trying to give up messing around with your wife for LNT.
I mean, that's what I have given up. I've given
up messing around with your wife for LNT. Man.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
What talking about?

Speaker 13 (48:48):
Man?

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Messing around with my wife? Man?

Speaker 13 (48:50):
Got no time for no games?

Speaker 8 (48:51):
Right now? Who this man? What's your name? Again? This
is Cliff Man I actually work with for the last
ten twelve years. But but what I wanted to really
let you know is, you know, her schedule probably gonna
change because what we used to be doing we ain't doing.
So she's probably gonna be coming home a little bit
earlier or things like that. But I don't I don't
want you getting addicted to it, because you know, after

(49:13):
letter's over, then you know we'll be back what we
used to do.

Speaker 13 (49:16):
Man, What is you talking about?

Speaker 8 (49:18):
Man?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Hold on?

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Is my My wife said to be home in a minute.
We're gonna talk about our dep with me. Man, I'm
about to hold on.

Speaker 13 (49:25):
What what are you?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Are you in the city right now? Can I can
I meet with you right now?

Speaker 8 (49:30):
Cliff?

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Right?

Speaker 13 (49:30):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (49:31):
But what I'm what I'm trying to say, Well, like
I'm telling me, I'm trying to do better. You know,
I gave up trying to do better. That sounds like
a bunch of to me. I got something for you
and my wife?

Speaker 9 (49:40):
True?

Speaker 8 (49:41):
Okay, okay, okay, man, I mean, ain't you feeling me
on trying to do better? Though?

Speaker 5 (49:45):
I ain't feeling the thing you calling me telling me
my wife? I think we need to meet up and
talk about this face to face.

Speaker 8 (49:51):
Clip what you think? I mean? We talk right now
if you want to have a conversation.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
No, no, no, you just tell me your address and
me and my wife it's finna.

Speaker 13 (50:00):
Just come on over there.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
How about that and we all sit down and have
a little powwow. I don't know who thank you is? Man,
But me and my wife been together over fifteen years
and we ain't never had no problems with no like
this like the you're telling me on this phone. It
sounds like a bunch of crazy to me. But somebody
nick gonna today if they's true. So what you need

(50:22):
to do? You need to tell me your name, your number,
and I don't know why you call from this block
phone number.

Speaker 8 (50:29):
You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man, what I'm saying.
The reason for the call was to let you know,
you know, don't get used to her schedule because after
Lynt it's gonna be back to the way it used
to be. That's all the phone.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Man, what's up? He's you talking back? We'll getting up.
Not what what's your what's your what's your what's your
last name?

Speaker 8 (50:47):
Clip?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
I'm finna come find you. I'm finna come see you.

Speaker 13 (50:50):
Not Jack.

Speaker 8 (50:51):
My name is Cliff. Like I said, I work at Clinton.
I work at the post offics with So okay, why
come you call from a block number?

Speaker 13 (50:58):
Cliff?

Speaker 5 (50:58):
What's your phone number?

Speaker 8 (51:00):
Man? Hey, hey, man, listen, I'm not trying to have
no confrontation with you.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Man, it's already to confrontation. You can call my phone
from a block number. I don't know you, you don't
know me, and you're telling me you've been my wife?
Are you serious? Did you know she was married?

Speaker 8 (51:16):
Well, I mean what you mean?

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Did you know it was Mary? Yes?

Speaker 8 (51:20):
Or no? I mean yeah, I mean yeah, I knew
she was married.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Okay, what dad is You knew that from the jump,
So that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump.
So now I got to get in your man. You
just in toll off on yourself. So here, regardless, I'm
coming to see you today.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
Jack Hey, and my name ain't Jack Man, my name clip,
but you're not. I'm not one. Look here, I don't
have no I'm not trying to have no confrontation. I
just wanted you to be aware of the schedule.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, okay, I'm definitely aware of not Cliff. Who the
hand is you?

Speaker 8 (51:49):
Man? Another thing? Man, I want to know it, like
I know I know your tattoo on your name on
her little back. I've seen that. It's a dorsety right there.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Whoa whoa whoa who whoa whoa? Hold on, hold on, man,
you're telling me you haven't seen the tattoo on us back?

Speaker 8 (52:05):
Is that what you're talking on her lower back? Man?
Right right right right on above her tailbone. Yeah, I've
seen it. Dorset, your name Dorsey right.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Man, Who the is this?

Speaker 13 (52:14):
Man?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
What's your real name?

Speaker 8 (52:16):
Hey? Man? They calm down? Man?

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Are you are you cool with the come you call
my thom?

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Are you school with the schedule change? It is what
I'm asking? What are you cool with her schedule change?
And you see what I'm saying. Her schedule gonna come
back to normal once lint is over with. I gave
up messing around with her.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
For leg but not for that. Man, I'm not cool
with a thing. I'm about to be cool in your
face in a minute. Now, tell me your name, tell
me your number and your real address, and we're gonna talk.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
About our lists in person. Okay, all right, what my name?
What's your name? My name Tommy man?

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Okay, now we're getting somewhere.

Speaker 8 (52:53):
Tell me what I mean. I mean, why you need
my last name?

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Because I'm finna come see you. What you mean why
I need your last name?

Speaker 8 (53:01):
Hold on?

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Hold on, somebody, get Edge on the phone. Hey, hold on,
don't go nowhere. We're finna get Edge on the phone
right now, and we're gonna settle this right now. Hold on,
you're on the phone. Coll call for Rick yep. Tell
me who what you're scared of?

Speaker 8 (53:17):
Okay, man, they call me nephew Tommy. Oh who my name?
Nephew Tommy from Steve Harby Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
What hell?

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Now?

Speaker 8 (53:34):
Get him?

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Set me up?

Speaker 8 (53:35):
Man, Man, your wife got me to pray. Call you, man,
she tells you said I left. I just left the house.

Speaker 13 (53:41):
Call him.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Now, that's why she ain't asking the phone.

Speaker 13 (53:47):
It was over for you.

Speaker 8 (53:48):
Man.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Y'all come on, man, y'all wrong for this man. This
needs to be against the law. Man the book.

Speaker 8 (53:53):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest
radio show in the land? Man, Steve this?

Speaker 9 (54:06):
That boy did that? Now that's how you kill somebody.
But you let him know. You got to let him know.
I'm gonna need it back.

Speaker 8 (54:12):
Man, What.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
A sacrifice?

Speaker 9 (54:17):
What you know what? You don't never know when you
go deep into the woods, You don't know you went
voluntil you go in there. You got to go.

Speaker 10 (54:30):
You got to go recap what that prank call was about.
Said it was about lint. It's about me giving up something,
and I gave up this man's wife. I'm giving her
up for lint. But when Lint is over, I want
her back. Okay, So you don't think you went too far.

Speaker 9 (54:48):
She call the people give up stuff all the time.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
They're giving it up for lint.

Speaker 9 (54:55):
I'm doing very well with what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Don't judge what you're giving up. Don't judge. Don't judge.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
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One of the days I haven't talked about that. I'm
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Y'all get ready to get ready, to get ready, take
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Speaker 14 (55:13):
All right, nephew, Thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters.
Subject my boyfriend has two children by best friends. We'll
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Speaker 14 (56:21):
All right, thank you, nephew. Subject my boyfriend has two
children by best friends. I'll read that one again. Subject
my boyfriend has two children by best friends. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I'm dating a man that has sons that are both
four years old. He got two best friends pregnant and

(56:41):
they are all still friends. I've been dating him for
seven months and he just decided to tell me that
he had two children and by females that he was
messing with and they didn't know it.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
This is a major red flag for me.

Speaker 14 (56:55):
But it gets better because both of his son's moms
have tried to talk me into staying with this man.
I feel like I am entering into a cult because
I like both of the women. I really feel like
we all could be close friends. Needless to say, I
see why they were both hooked on my boyfriend because
he is heavenly in bed and it's an out of

(57:18):
body experience every time. He's fit and chocolate, and he's
always naked at home. He's so addictive. I've talked to
my mom's I've talked to the moms, and they take
full accountability for having babies by him. At the same time,
he was dating one friend, so the other one was
a side chick. The first baby mama said she blames

(57:40):
herself for telling her friend that he was so good
and for allowing her to do a threesome with them.
The other baby mama said she'd enjoyed the threesome more
than she expected to, and she knew she was wrong
when she kept secretly having sex with her best friend's man.
My man is not to blame for any of it,

(58:00):
which is shocking. It's like one big, happy family. My
man said that he can already tell that I am
his soul mate and he wants to marry me, but
we should never have a threesome. I didn't think that
was funny. I do love his sons, and he wants
more children with me. Do I stay in this crazy
cultish relationship as long as things don't get crazy? Or

(58:23):
should I run away from this? Run? Run, run as
fast and as quickly as your feet can carry you.
You said it yourself, this crazy cultish relationship. Okay, but
you sound a little bit like you're getting caught up
in this mess. These people are all in some sort
of open, everything goes type of relationship and they want

(58:44):
you to become some sort of sister wife with all
of this. Look at all the stuff you're going to
have to take on put up with if you get
into this. He's got two kids, they're both the same age.
Two baby mamas who were best friends, and you know,
then they slept with then the second baby mama slept
with the first her best friend's man. Secretly, you got

(59:08):
one man who slept with both of them, who has
babies by both of them, and you said he's not
to blame, But you did say it was a red flag.
Yes this is all a red flag, and yes he
should take responsibility. He wasn't forced to sleep with his
girlfriend's best friend and make a baby. He did what
he wanted to do, and he wants to have more

(59:28):
kids with you. Are you kidding me? Please don't introduce
him to any of your friends. That's your aside note.
Do not do that while you're still dating him. And
why would you get involved with this? I gotta ask you,
do you want to be the third baby mama? Because
I mean, come on, this is all just a little
too friendly, little too convenient, little too cozy, you know,

(59:51):
for you to get mixed a mixed up in I
just say, get out now so you can get with
someone who doesn't have all this drama that these people
come with.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
It's too much. Your peace of mind is way more important, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I see exactly why this lady wrote us, because it's
something wrong with you, them and him. It's something wrong
with all y'all general this letter. It has no redeeming
quality in it at all. And y'all kill me with this.

(01:00:24):
He made love to me and it was so heavenly.
I'm just okay, okay, that's all it takes. That's all
you gonna get. Now you're dating the man that's got
sons that are both four years old. He got two
best friends pregnant and they all still friends. Nobody in

(01:00:49):
this circle has character. Nobody in this circle has true
value your self. Nobody in this circle has a decent
amount of esteemed except to do. I've been dating him
for seven months and he just decided to tell me
that he had two children and by females that he

(01:01:10):
was messing with and they didn't know it. So now
he done told you what he do and how he
do it. This letter got run all in it. This
letter just scream and run with everything in it. This
is a major red flag for me. Okay, you know

(01:01:33):
I had somebody on my talk show one time that
said women should stop collecting red flags. When you see
the red flag, leave it in the ground. What you
putting it in the backseat of the car?

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
Fa?

Speaker 9 (01:01:46):
You know how many women driving around with red flags.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
But it gets better because both of his sons moms
have tried to talk me into staying with this man.
That's because they know YO stupid behind can help him
make these childs suppose payments. Misery loves company. You ever
heard that saying before? It's so true, we dumb. Let's

(01:02:14):
see if you dumb too. I feel like I'm entering
into a cult because I like both of the women,
and I really feel like we could all be close friends.
You stupid, You're so damn stupid. You're so damn stupid.
That's the dumbest damn thing. What you're stupid.

Speaker 14 (01:02:32):
Hang on, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
Strawberry letter subject my boyfriend has two children by best friends.
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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Speaker 14 (01:03:20):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is my boyfriend has two children by best friends.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Were this letter so ignorant?

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
Right here?

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
You dating a man that's got sons and both of
them four years old, they babies, mamas was best friends
and they all still cool with each other. He decided
to tell you that that he had these two kids
by females that he was messing with and they didn't
know it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
This is a major red flag for me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
But it gets better because both of his sons moms
have tried to talk me into staying with this man,
Like I said, because they know you can help him
make these childs support.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Payments and how they get your numbers? And why are
you talking to them?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I feel like I'm enter into a cult because I
like both of the women, and I really feel like
we could all be close friends. What close friends for what?
You ain't got no friends nowhere? You'll know nobody else.
And don't you understand that these people have a very
warped sense of what friendship is? What are you getting

(01:04:34):
yourself into? What are you thinking about? Needless to say,
I see why they both hooked on my boyfriend, your boyfriend.
You need another definition of that too, because he is
heavenly in bed and it's an outer body experience every
time he's fit and chocolate, and he's always naked and home.

(01:05:00):
Where does he work?

Speaker 9 (01:05:02):
He got jobs on?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
What do you do for a living? What does he
do for y'all other than give y'all this out of
body heavily experience. But he ever bought you anything, He
ever took you anywhere? Have either one of these friends
been on vacation? Does he have any redeeming quality except

(01:05:24):
he always.

Speaker 13 (01:05:26):
Naked at the house?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
What's wrong with all of y'all? I've talked to the
moms and they take full accountability. Was at a little
late for that, for having babies by him at the
same time he was dating one friend, so the other
one was a side chill hear? How stupid this letter?

(01:05:53):
The first baby mama said she blames herself for telling
her friend that he was so good and for allowing
her to do a threesome with them. The other baby
mama says she enjoyed the threesome morning she expected to,
and she knew she was wrong when she kept secretly

(01:06:14):
having sex with her best friend's man. You know, is
anybody here this damn My man is not to blame
for any of them. Your man, he ain't to blame
for none of us. He got everybody president? Now, how

(01:06:37):
he in the cliff? He ain't to blame. How do
you girls get pregnant? Which was shocking. It's like one big,
happy family.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
It's dysfunction on me. It's confusing, it's a hell bound mess.
It's all this is. My man said that he can
already tell that I'm his soulmate and he wants to
marry me. But we should never have a three son
n word.

Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
I just don't have nothing to say about this dude,
except in words.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
What are you doing on bruh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
What I can already tell you my soul man? You
don't think he can said this before while he all
shiny and black walking around the room ass naked. You
don't think he done said this before?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
She's caught up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
I didn't think that was funny. But I do love
his sons, his sons, and he wants children with me
with you do I stay in this crazy culture relationship
as long as things don't get crazy. They already crazy.

(01:07:56):
See that what's wrong with y'all? Y'all don't know it's
already it has nowhere to go except crazy. Uh, if this,
if this appears to be not crazy to you, meaning
if this appears to be not problematic right now, and

(01:08:17):
it is a lot of problems in this but you
don't see them. So if this is what you call
normally it doesn't appear to be problematic, what you gonna
do when the problem starts happening because they coming? Or
should I run away from this? First of all, you
don't have a boyfriend. He don't belong to you. And
I'm going to teach you something else. You will never

(01:08:40):
be first. I tell this to people all the time.
You meet a man, it's got a lot of keys
and you come along. Let me tell you something. You
can never be first. You will always be behind them kids.
If he got six kids, the six baby moms, you

(01:09:03):
fitni to be number thirteen on the list, yause all
them kids gonna come first. And the loss says that yeah,
and all them baby mamas gonna have a say so
because they are the mothers. So get in line, you
number thirteen, like right now, you number five. I said,
want you to know that when you are number five,

(01:09:25):
you will never be higher than five.

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Time now for Junior and Sports Talk.

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What you got Junior, Thank you, Shirley. Happy Women's International
Month to you and Shirley.

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Thank you, Jor, thank you for Callingge just wants Junior.

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I'm snitching you do sports well, I'm Finna do one
because it's about a woman too.

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She did this.

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Congraduations of Serena Williams.

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Let's go ahead give her props because what she just
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She owns a w.

Speaker 11 (01:10:47):
NBA team, the Toronto Tempo.

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Yeah, go ahead, Serena, I'll stand it.

Speaker 11 (01:10:53):
Yes, Now getting some other things.

Speaker 9 (01:10:55):
Just talk about this.

Speaker 11 (01:10:56):
You know, the NFL Combine was over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Some issues.

Speaker 11 (01:11:01):
Honey, they saying these things here. Now, this is this
is crazy said.

Speaker 12 (01:11:04):
It's talk about the different type of athlete that's coming
to the NFL Combine because they have financial success coming
out of college already, and they attitudes it's brash and
uh arrogant and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Uh yeah I believe that.

Speaker 12 (01:11:17):
Well, when I come out of college with twenty mini,
how you want me to act?

Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
How you supposed to act because you got twenty million
out of college already. I ain't been drafted or nothing.
How we supposed to act?

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Well, you ain't gonna get twenty one in the pros,
so enjoy.

Speaker 11 (01:11:33):
So you say you'll have a different attitude coming back.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
That's not the payscale. Look listen, man, them two boys
that came in talking about they gonna break the NFL,
comebine and record for the fastest forty. They're gonna put
the dude in place, that wide receiver that wrought at last.

Speaker 9 (01:11:48):
Worthy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Yeah, both of them lost. You can't run fast than this, boy.
Talk is cheap. You're gonna go to an NFL. You're
gonna find out how them hits really is because they're
different than college cut across the middle. We'll be waiting
on you.

Speaker 11 (01:12:00):
They're not playing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
They're not playing.

Speaker 11 (01:12:02):
So and you know you was talking about Xavier Worthy
for the Chiefs. He read a four two one.

Speaker 12 (01:12:07):
Well, Matthew Golden from Texas came in there FO two
nine and Xavier Worthy put a put a post up.

Speaker 11 (01:12:13):
Said there's uh, you know, there's you, you know, four
two nine, and then there's me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
That's it.

Speaker 13 (01:12:18):
Dog.

Speaker 9 (01:12:18):
You just you gotta go out here and run the clock.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Don live though.

Speaker 9 (01:12:23):
That's pretty close.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Hell yeah, he says as hell.

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Yeah, yeah, he really is. You should know about that, Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Remember I had to beat you brunner of the forty.

Speaker 9 (01:12:29):
Remember that.

Speaker 11 (01:12:31):
Remember how fast I had looked to you.

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Remember I had shot.

Speaker 11 (01:12:35):
By, Remember you had saw my back.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
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Speaker 11 (01:12:38):
Understand the feeling they be worthy of saying this.

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That's saying this, junr.

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Then this time that's two sweet.

Speaker 11 (01:12:46):
I know for sure now I look.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Said Tommy did pull a hamstring that day during the race.

Speaker 11 (01:12:52):
We didn't see that. We was in the front.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
You didn't see Africa.

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When did he put it? I didn't see? Yeah, hover half.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
That was after Julie went by.

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You did, Carlo. I'll bet I got a video.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Yeah, I put all my money on a Junior.

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
I was the only wall that on.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
You are.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Coming up at the top of the hour. Thank you, Junior.

Speaker 14 (01:13:24):
A wife needs some advice. She wants to know if
her husband is purposely avoiding having a baby. We'll get
into it right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Tell me I have to pay me back.

Speaker 14 (01:13:32):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, So Steve,
this one is from Evie and Gatson. Edie says, I'll
be forty in May and I want a baby. My
husband said he wanted kids, but he told me if
it hasn't happened so far, God may be telling us
that we don't need kids. We've been married almost five
years and we don't use protection. We have both seen

(01:13:54):
our doctors, so it's puzzling me. My husband's best friend
came by, and when my husband went to check the
meat on the grill, the friend told me that my
husband hates kids. If that's true, is he purposely keeping
me from getting pregnant? Is that even possible? Please help?
This is from eve ebe.

Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
And got.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Wow say he got to prosect me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
I got a problem with a friend of talking to
my girl when I'm out on the grill.

Speaker 9 (01:14:27):
Now when I'm flipping my meat, I'm not chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Go ahead, Steve, please ignore me.

Speaker 13 (01:14:37):
No, no.

Speaker 9 (01:14:40):
Needs.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Hells yeah, international.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
He keep proving it to Wow, you don't have to
go celebrate these women most no counter for this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
So what should easy and Gadson do? See?

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
I think you gotta sit your husband down, and y'all
gotta talk. And he's already said he's about the lord
into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now could y'all be praying
for two different things? And you don't use protection so
and you're married, I don't see why you should be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Ah, what's wrong?

Speaker 9 (01:15:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:15:35):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
I think your husband might be getting cold feet about
the kids, and I think you want to have kids.
And y'all got to sit down and head. There's one
open discussion, you know, like you know, work on your time,
and that's certain times that's more likely in all this
here got to so I think next month, y'all just
had to go at it twice every day and you know,
see what will come out? Oh he old, you know,

(01:16:01):
he might that might he might be just down the
saw dusty, he's just blowing sawdust. That ain't gonna you
know what it's called blowing sawdust.

Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
Ain't nothing left?

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Yeah, all pulpe pulpe board. Just okay, Yeah, it's not
what it used to be. It happens when your age,
you know, it happens when your age. It's a lot
of people struggling with stuff. They don't know how to
talk about it. And it's getting increasingly earlier. It's happening

(01:16:36):
for men because of the chemicals in the food. So
men are experiencing ed and they late thirties and forties.
Now wow, yeah, it's a lot of that going around.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
All right, we're gonna move on here if we have
time for one more. This is from Princeton, and we're
not and we're not getting a mess from at heart.
We take the Iberville Iberville he says, I'm I'm in June.

Speaker 14 (01:17:06):
I'm a junior in college, and I'm still living at
home and working part time to help my parents out financially.
My dad lost his job in twenty twenty one and
has had a hard time getting another job because of
his age. I buy groceries and he eats up all
the snacks in three days. I'm sick of contributing to
a household where a grown man is lying around all

(01:17:28):
day taking advantage of me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Can I check my dad about this? Whoah are you're.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Talking about the man that took care of you your
whole lot? Yeah, when you're all lying, you're going in
there and say something at his house? Yeah, you know, dog,
you got to say you know who bought that house?

Speaker 9 (01:17:46):
How soon we.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Forget as soon as somebody else down and the shoe
get on all the foot. Now you understand, I'm pretty
sure your father has thought them same thoughts at one
point in time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
And we're just talking about snacks, seriously.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Always snacks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
You bring you bring, you know, quick bringing potato chips in?

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
All right?

Speaker 14 (01:18:13):
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I thought it was the flu, but now that I
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Speaker 14 (01:19:23):
You know, of course, doctor, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not
what self care means, Tommy, was not what self care means.

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It's time now, guys, for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather oreo cookies or nuther butter cookies? Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Oh orio oio aria orio? Okay, no damn nuttle butter,
No nutter butters for you?

Speaker 9 (01:20:54):
All right?

Speaker 14 (01:20:54):
Would you rather on a woman? Would you rather have
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or flat that flat booty.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I'm not gonna look in your ragged ass mouth to
do this every time you talk. I already don't want
to hear what you've got to say. Now, you got
a raggedy ass mouth. Even if you say something sexy
with a ragged ass mouth, it lose all this appeal.
Hey baby, all right now, Happy Halloween, big booty, ragged

(01:21:30):
a mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Big booty, raggedy mouth. Hast ain't nobody, don't nobody want to?

Speaker 9 (01:21:41):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Would you rather?

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Because all you can do now is turn around while
you talking to me?

Speaker 14 (01:21:45):
That's stop, all right? Would you rather step in a
step show next month? Or do a line dance on TikTok?
Which one you're in a step show or TikTok?

Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
So that's too that's too much rehearsals.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
The steps we're doing now way more advanced than we
was doing.

Speaker 9 (01:22:09):
I don't know how to show I can't get down
that love.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
I can't double past my knees on the too.

Speaker 17 (01:22:16):
Hopp okay, lying dance it, junior. What you're doing to
the left, to the left, to the left, to the left,
to the right, to the girl.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Give me some damn instructions. Help me know what my next.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Move Na kick, no kick, not.

Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
Down to me?

Speaker 15 (01:22:39):
A line dance is hard, though, Yeah, line dance with
this fan. I saw Robert Roberts.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Doing it, you man, Sorry to yes, that was good fun,
all right?

Speaker 14 (01:22:58):
Would you rather have a personal shopper or would you
rather go to the mall yourself and show again? Would
you rather have a personal shopper or would you rather
just go to the mall and shop for yourself?

Speaker 9 (01:23:08):
Yeah? I don't know, I need to go myself shop.
I ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
You dress yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Will dress me?

Speaker 14 (01:23:18):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Just wondering if you so what you're trying to say?

Speaker 9 (01:23:24):
Who sir?

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
What you're trying to say?

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
He had a stylist?

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:23:33):
Why was you saying it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Because I watched him on this show and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
I was what you're saying, well, you got that kind
of time, and.

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
I'm not saying that it was just a question you
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Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
You have some parting words from clothing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Yeah, you know, I was thinking this because I had
a conversation yesterday with the young person at family feud.
And listen, I know I've often said this before that
it's hard to be successful. It really really is, and
it's hard to do the right thing. It really really is.

(01:25:12):
But can I tell you something new, and this is
important for people to bear. You play a huge part
in all of this. You play a huge part in
your success or in your lack of success, and you

(01:25:35):
have to take responsibility for that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
You have a say so in the direction and the
path your life is on.

Speaker 9 (01:25:45):
You have a say so.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Why Because God gives us the power of choice. We're
the only animal he created that has complete power of choice.
They've given it to the point now where And this
isn't me having a negative to say or anything. It's
just but there are people now this we are so
in a choose your own society. You can now choose

(01:26:06):
your pronoun so. Now, if you can do that, you
have a say so in everything. So let's stop shucking
the part that we are responsible for because you are,
and you are very much responsible for the position. You
are all in because we are all in the position

(01:26:28):
we are in today because of a series of decisions
that we made. So just understand that it has a
lot to do with you. Now, you can point the
finger all you want, So and so did this to me.
Somebody left me, they fired me at my job. All
of these can be true, but that's the ten percent

(01:26:54):
that happens to you. The ninety percent is what you
do about what happens to you, and that is why
you have a huge responsibility in all of this. Nobody
gets through this thing scott free. Nobody doesn't gets through
this life without problems and hurdles and setbacks and trials

(01:27:16):
and tribulations and let downs. Nobody escapes that. It's called life.
But you have got to take responsibility for that. And
once you take responsibility, it allows you to change. Because
you can't change what people say about you. You can't
stop what they think about you, you can't stop what

(01:27:38):
they saying, doing, writing, texting, line blogging, you can't stop
all of that. But you have a direct say so
in how you look at it, how you deal with it,
and how you and how you go about your business
behind it. All of this is your responsibility. So why

(01:28:00):
are you pointing the finger? You know they're saying, is
why you point your finger. That's three of them pointing
back at you. What is your role in this? What
is your role in your life? And I'm gonna tell
you what your role in your life is. It's big.
It's big.

Speaker 8 (01:28:17):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
The suggestion that I can give you to help you
with your role in life is to make your partner God.
If you give God permission to be the architect and
the author of your life, you now have a business
partner that is of such value. See, my business partner

(01:28:41):
is God. So when you kick me and it looks
like I'm down, I turn it over to God. When
I'm faith with decisions and I don't know what to do,
I turn it over to God. When I get let down,
when I get written off, when I don't know when

(01:29:02):
the next one is coming, I turn it over to God,
who happens to be my business partner, and I allow
him to order my steps, to direct my path, to
provide me the strength to withstand whatever I'm currently having

(01:29:22):
to deal with now, and to keep me strong enough
so when we get through this, I understand the purpose
of it. I get the lesson from it and I
get the blessing from it. And sometimes you need your
partner to just strengthen you to get through it. It's

(01:29:42):
not going to always work out the way you want
it to, but it can still work out though, because
you have a role in this thing, y'all, a very
very important role.

Speaker 9 (01:29:56):
It's you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Making it about everybody else. Stop blaming the set of
circumstances for why you are, why you are where you are.
You okay, yeah, it happened. I got that. It happened.
We got to deal with it. Stop blaming other people
for why you are where you are. No, man, somewhere

(01:30:23):
down the line, you made a decision. If somebody left
you in a bad position. You know, you made the
decision to be with that person, don't you?

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Can you just bad that?

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
It's okay, man. We all make mistakes, everybody, Me, President, Chancellor,
your teachers, your ministers, everybody make mistakes. Get up, talk
to God, tell him what you need, share it with
him and wait on him and wait on his response.

(01:30:58):
Because he got one. He has an answer, and it's
usually a good one. Now you have a say so
in this thing, so get to have and you'll say so.
And the best person to do it with is God.

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