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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what's happening.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all. So given them black the bus boz.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to show to.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Joy? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Joy? You know you love your turn? Don't you gotta turn?

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth out?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Water then.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Looking me, come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out your baby, Uh huh. I sure will come
on and everybody you'll listen to the voice, come on
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Yep. Yeah. Sometimes all I can say, help, man,

(02:20):
how far I've come is really unbelievable. Shure. I finally
figured it out.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
God allowed me to have the life I've had so
that I can become experienced at so many different things.
And in this experience, when I'm talking and sharing with people,
I will be able to relate to a lot of
different circumstances, not exact, but just the circumstances.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know, if a person comes to me and they say, man,
I've been down and out, Okay, well I know what
that is.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I didn't I didn't have any direction, Okay, got that
been there?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
At one point in time, and I just kept piering
mistake on top of mistakes. Okay, so you know, I
think what I'm trying to say to everybody is when
you're going through life and life is dealing the cards
that it deals, I want you to understand that life
deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card, the setback card,

(03:25):
the failure card, the mishap card, the unexpected misery card.
Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody gonna get, the
rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna get them. Understand
that going in that everybody is gonna get these cards

(03:51):
is how you play them, though, you know, from time
to time, one more time, it's how you play them,
you know. From time to time when I'm watching TV,
I love to watch the World Series of Poker. I
like watching poker tournaments on TV because it's really weird.
What's happened to sport? To a poker they're actually trying

(04:14):
to call it a sport, you know, and as to
everyday guide that doesn't have to be athletically inclined to anything.
Who has a shot of winning a title if they
play their cards right. The best poker players in the
world don't have the best hands. They just make the

(04:34):
best plays. I've seen guys win a hand with nine
to two in they hand that's nothing, and win the
hand because they knew the bluff, they knew the odds,
they calculated risks, they made the stakes higher than the
other person was willing to pay. They gave off the

(04:55):
illusion that they had something when in actuality, they had nothing.
So what I enjoy about poker and watching it is
that these people, these people here, play the hand they
dealt and it ain't always a good hand. But it
ain't whether your hand is good. And it ain't whether

(05:16):
you're gonna get dealt bad cards or not, because you
gonna get dealt some bad cars. Everybody ain't finna get
two bullets in their hand. You ain't finna get two
aces when you get dealt. Uh. You know, when you
play a draw poker, some of your cards gonna be nothing,
But you gotta turn that nothing into something. So when
you get dealt these cards in life, it ain't the
fact that you getting to keep getting them dealt. I

(05:37):
was talking with a young person yesterday and we were talking,
and we keep having the same conversation over and over
and over, and they could not understand why they were
not moving forward. But I said, you don't understand. Every
time we talk, we have the exact same conversation. It
is simply because you keep getting your cards and you

(05:58):
playing them the same way. See. Until you make a
conscious of the conscious decision to do something different, the
results will continue to be the same. See here's here's
here's the way this works. When you're dealt to disappointments
in life, it's how you handle the disappointments that determine

(06:22):
their outcome and who you are. Because everybody gonna be disappointment,
everybody gonna lose a loved one, everybody gonna make a
bad decision, Everybody gonna end wake up one morning and
have done something they regretted. Everybody gonna get caught at
the wrong time. Every everybody gonna make a mistake. It
ain't just you. That's how you play your cards when

(06:42):
they get dealt to you. That determine who you are. Now,
how do I play my cards better? First of all,
it's a mindset. Quit looking at everything as just the
end when it happens to you. Oh lord, woe is me? No,
everybody got your circumstance dances somewhere. It ain't old woe
as me. It's hold on, man, Okay, let me play

(07:05):
this out to see how God done connected this to
something else. See. Soon as a person have a setback,
what's the first thing A lot of people do. They
go straight negative. I can't see even get a break.
I can't seem to move forward. Hold on, man, do
you realize this could be connected to something? See you
got to understand, man, that this thing is all connected.
That you not having these mishaps and these spills and

(07:28):
accidents and falls for no reason. It's so you can
become experienced at them. So when he takes you to
the next level, when it happens again, you have no
how and how to handle it. If you keep throwing
yourself off the cliff every time something happened, you just
gonna be a cliff diver. Man, Stop tripping yourself out.
I was talking to this young person. I kept saying,

(07:49):
and you know what, they tried to tell me. I'm
trying to stay positive. But the people around here they
just killing that.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I see. So when you learn something, and you you
know something, you don't take ownership of it. You allow
other people to come into what you know and believe
and shake it loose from you. I don't care who
you are. You not doing me like that. Here's a deal.
I have a gift that was given to me from God.
That is the gift of comedy. That's what I've done.

(08:17):
I've made the bulk of my living on that skill
set Right there. There are comedians who are supposedly friends
of mine, who I've worked with, who get around in
huddles with one another and they say, man, Steve really
ain't funny. I don't see what they be laughing at.
He ain't funny to me. He wasn't the funniest king
to me. Excuse me, you're irrelevant in this conversation because

(08:41):
irregardless as to how you feel about me, there are
people think that I'm knocked down kill over funny. But
more importantly, I own the gift that God gave to me.
I take ownership of his blessing. Cause you don't think
it's so. You ain't taking that from me. Stop letting
people steal your joy. Stop letting people take what you're

(09:02):
supposed to know. Look, I'm a kind person at heart. Man,
You ain't nothing. Now you sit in here going. Man,
I guess I ain't what's your tripping for? You are
a kind person, own that take ownership of it. Stop
letting things God has given you be taken away from others.

(09:23):
The devil is a cold player, and he got cold
players working for him, just shaking, just taking stuff from you.
You know, I'm a hard worker. I really am intelligent.
You stupid man. I thought I was a hard worker. Man.
They came in here and said I was stupid. Man,
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me?
You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership. When

(09:46):
God gives you something, blesses you with a gift, a talent,
a skill set, a mindset.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
Own it.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Don't let people come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,
I probably shouldn't have went that.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen. The time has come to say right
on to say thank you, appreciate it, because guess what,
he did it again another day, another opportunity, another blessing,
another gift from God. Man. Oh man, I don't see
how you can't see it like that. I just really, man,
I just really wake it up.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
That's incredible man. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank him.
That's all you need to do. Just show some gratitude today. Okay,
Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shelon Strawberry calling for real Mississippi
Monica Jr. And the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior
up with the long sleeves on. What's going on with you? Yeah,
you know what's going on? Talk to this uncle about

(10:44):
this exercise.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
When you said right down everything that you got to
be grateful folks, didn't you say it's like hard to
get the four hundred of them finds that you're grateful for.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
You you're mixing messages here. The right what you're grateful
for is different from your vision board. The routine that
I start with the young men that come to my campus.
I try to get tom put four hundred things on
a piece of paper that they want. That's very, very
difficult because your mind isn't open and expanded enough at

(11:15):
that age to want four hundred things. You usually get
stuck around seventy five eighty. Even when you're older, your
mind gets stuck because you start thinking about what's possible
and capable and what I can afford. And that ain't
what a vision board is for, it's what you can imagine.
So those are the four hundred things. Exercise I was
talking about the other day was everybody should write down

(11:38):
a list of everything you're grateful for. Got everything, family, friends, relationships, business, jobs, food, clothing,
just everything you're grateful for, and then read it, go
back and read it when I wake up in the morning.
I read it because, man, if that eliminates waking up

(12:01):
on the wrong side of the bed, that eliminates, Man,
I'm off to a rough start because I start my
day off with gratitude. Because what happens is, man, is
when you start your day realizing what all you have
to be grateful for, you stop focusing on the problem. See,
so what gets us, Here's what gets us is when

(12:23):
we run into a problem, we start focusing on it,
and now everything is gloomy dog wrapped around that, wrapped
around that problem. When listen, if you would focus on
what you got to be grateful for, what you've accomplished,
the problem will become very minute. Because you don't have

(12:44):
a problem that's bigger than all God has done for you.
You just don't have one, because if you sum up
all he's done for you, it's astronomical. So this new problem,
you have to understand that this too shall pass. You're
gonna get past that too. So that's what the lists
for children. You know, I need to start over.

Speaker 9 (13:02):
Then I start over because I was writing down found
the things I was trying to be grateful.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
For that it was not the mission. I got it now.
I was come four hundred yeah things, Then go ahead
and find them.

Speaker 9 (13:17):
Yeah, you know because when you say it sat for
that why I was stuck. Ind I got sort of Okay.
You say for fun things you won't. That's that's different
from what I am. Yeah, I got it out.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm just like I want you to put on a
long sleeve coach. You write that down.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we
will hear from a nephew would run that prank back
right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
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(14:11):
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Speaker 1 (14:19):
It is time now to run that Brenk back with
the nephew. What you got for his neph We're.

Speaker 10 (14:24):
Gonna running back Shirley. This right here is you've been
driving my car. You've been driving my corcat dog.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
If you would.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
Hello, I'm trying to restart this please, Yeah, this is Jersey.
You don't want to work at the hotel and you
do ballet parking.

Speaker 11 (14:41):
Yeah, y'all working.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Okay, let me tell you something. You don't want to
park my seven fifty BMW students put the change out
of my car at the loose changed our head in there,
and you also to put one hundred miles on there.
And I know you the one did it because you
don't want I till I timed you, you parked it.
And then when I came back, you want brought my
car back and I helped you. I know you to
want to put them damn miles on my car.

Speaker 11 (15:02):
On man, hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on?

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Who is this? My name is chasing man, Jason, Jason.

Speaker 11 (15:08):
Why don't you get my number?

Speaker 6 (15:09):
I got your number from the hotel manager. I told
him I needed a folk the Curtis who do the
ballet parker, and they gave me your number. You the
one put these miles. Man, you put a hundred miles
over there. I ain't.

Speaker 11 (15:19):
Hold on, I ain't putting up miles in your car.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Man.

Speaker 11 (15:21):
That's all I do is just get the cars and
park and that ship. I ain't ain't. I ain't taking
no change to nobody car, even you.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
The one took my change I had. I had th D.
Jakes in there in the in the in the city player.
When I got in there, it was a bigger smiles
or somebody in there. You the one was in my
car man.

Speaker 11 (15:37):
Man, I don't even know how to work that radio.
And there, Man, look what I probably pluck your car
because I parked a whole lot of cars, and.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
I just we you can kill you.

Speaker 11 (15:47):
Maybe somebody else probably took your car and drove it around.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
But I don't know.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
We can.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
How many manager that work at the hotel and do
valet Parking. How many are my papers?

Speaker 11 (15:57):
I don't working at do valet parking? But that's all
I do is parking cars. I don't tell nobody car
and driving around the town. I steal nothing from the car.
Ain't no thief.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Man, Hey, man, let me tell you something.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
Man.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
I know you the one put these miles on here,
you hear me, I know you was the one man
put that hold on, hold on man.

Speaker 11 (16:12):
Look look look man, I'm on probation right now, right so,
I mean, it ain't got no time to be still
nothing not about nobody calls. I'm just I'm just part
time job. Man, just fucking called them, trying to take
care of me and my little girl.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
That's it.

Speaker 11 (16:22):
I'm telling you, if somebody did take your car and
drive it around or steal something from your car, we
can we can figure it out. You know what I'm
talking about, if you just bring the car and you
just coming and we can talk to the managers and
figure it out. But I promise you, I promise you
it wasn't me.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Man, I'm ambles you.

Speaker 11 (16:35):
If you should just now live it, you know, we'll
find out what happened with your car.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
You would the one did it? Man? You the one
put the hundred miles on my car. You had that
red bas song, you had that name tag Steve Curtis.
You pulled off in and you pulled back up in.
You the only one told me you.

Speaker 7 (16:50):
Wins the what Hey man?

Speaker 11 (16:52):
Hey, Loia bush a little.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
Bit, man, hold on, I can't.

Speaker 11 (16:54):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Nah, I know you can hear me. You're gonna hear
me when I get in here. So you gonna hear
me when I do that telling me, I said, you
gonna hear me when I get in your because you
put that hundred miles on it. I'm gonna come up
to that. Damn man, I talk.

Speaker 11 (17:09):
Hey're putting one hundred miles in your car? Right? I'm
just hey, man, you know what. I just scared nothing
from your car. Ain't putting a hundred miles or your car, right.
I told you I'm on probation right now. Now, that's
what I do. I go to work, I talk to
these cars, and I'm coming home and take care of
me in my galler, right. I ain't putting one hundred
miles on your car. Man, I ain't take your car.
That's all I did was tow your car talking man,

(17:30):
that shit on.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Now, that ain't what you did. Where do you want
to losing nothing? They lose change out of now and
y'a also put one hundred miles. It was like one
hundred and four miles extra on that car when I
got back there. Let me tell you something, man, I'm
gonna come up. Where do you work again? When do
you work tomorrow? I worked tomorrow night. What time do
you get there?

Speaker 11 (17:49):
I'll be at six o'clock.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Okay, I'm coming up there five forty five. And guess what,
mister Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your little by myself.

Speaker 11 (17:58):
Man, No, come fo up to that job. That job
is you do. Bring it up to the job. What
can I call?

Speaker 7 (18:06):
You?

Speaker 11 (18:06):
Say you had again?

Speaker 6 (18:06):
I said, I got a black seven fifty BMW. I'm
coming up there when I get out of it. Hey,
you ready her curtains and how you're ready.

Speaker 11 (18:14):
Already already know I'm gonna be ready, be ready. I'm
having another verse on for you too. It's gonna say
the Curtis this bring you up black up? You sound
like you're black.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Now, I'm black, I'm black, my car black, and I'm
finna get in. You're black Tom, tell you.

Speaker 11 (18:30):
Who met today today? Right? I'm telling you I'm trying
to shoot. I'm right on black purple.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
You just job.

Speaker 11 (18:39):
I'm telling you free. If there's worth it all, I'm
telling you it worse of me what I mean, you
will take you till man.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
I got one more thing I need to say you. Curtie,
you're listening to me? What is you listening? Sure? This
is nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy DC. Who do
Valet part? Fucking with you?

Speaker 7 (19:02):
What?

Speaker 11 (19:02):
What's you say?

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Hey, Curtis, go home? Boy? Did you do? Is it
another guy worked there named TC that do Valet parking? Yeah?
Hey man, This Nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. He got me the prank phone called you.

Speaker 11 (19:18):
Oh man, I'm gonna get that now.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Oh lord, Jesus man.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
My heart was beat.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Man.

Speaker 11 (19:24):
Mama was beating so fast as I thought I was
about to go back and counting.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
Oh lord, you knew you know you you was going
back Curry.

Speaker 11 (19:33):
Oh Lord, I'm chilling you man.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
It was about to be over. It was about to
be over. The first person I.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Saw got out.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
He was about to get it. I'm chilling you, Curtis.
You got to be strong man. You're gonna be strong
for show for sure. Strong man. A little bitter always
your buddy that had you going on. Man, just be strong.
I'm not gonna talk.

Speaker 11 (19:55):
You know, I'm gonna keep it straight.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Man.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
You know all right, man, stay strong. You gotta take
care this little girl boy. You can't go back in there. Alriddy,
all right, I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest somethiking about the baddest
radio show in the lane? Man?

Speaker 11 (20:09):
That's Steve, who have the morning show?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Come on y'all, Frank and praise Give it to me,
Give it to me.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Don't worry about that same actor, King of Pran that's
terrible with it, just drying King a prime.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Catch me.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
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Speaker 2 (20:50):
Dah constitution Hall takings of bailing all kicking mess out
there December twenty eighth is not in New Year's Comedy Jam.
You don't change the to what I'm doing on my
fly see somewhere eight new ye Christmas, New Year. What

(21:10):
that's called.

Speaker 10 (21:12):
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Year's Comedy jam is what we call it, all right,
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Speaker 1 (21:21):
Them now, all right, nephew, thank you up next. It
is as the CELO or Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey, you.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Here at the Salvation Army, Love gives beyond situation and season.
While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping. You can
be the difference for a family in need right in
your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
today and food on the table all year long, warm
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(21:53):
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a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Coming up at the top of the Hour and Entertainment news.
Nick Cannon says he is a narcissist. He's been diagnosed.
Carla has Today's Music News and Steve Harvey's Mentoring Camp
documentary will premiere tonight. Steve, we'll talk about all of
these stories, yeah, at the top of the hour, But
right now it is time to ask the CLO our

(22:22):
chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Tessa and Charlotte.
Tessa says, I threw my little sister a birthday party
at my house and I ordered two slabs of ribs
from my ex husband. My dad hates my ex because
he cheated on me. He's not speaking to me because
of this. Am I not entitled to forgive my ex

(22:43):
and move on?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Uh uh? And don't bring him reebs over this damn house.
He than, I'm with your daddy right there. Yeah you are, Yeah,
your dad. I don't want your damn reebs. I don't
want none you got over here. You mistreat my daughter.
Don't keep your damn barbecue now, we don't want your sauce.
Don't be sending nothing over here. Yeah, I don't carding

(23:09):
about them to drive ragged ass ribs. Now you hurt
my daughter. Man, I ain't got nothing for your monkey behind.
Now that's how fathers ought to be. Congratulations. Okay, sit
up in here buying some ribs from his ragged ass.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
What should she do, because she says she wants to know,
is she not allowed to forgive and move on?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
You can forgive and move on. Your daddy don't want
the damn ribs at the task. See you You missing
the point. Your daddy won't see men once you violate
us or somebody we love. We don't want nothing you got.
I don't need your damn help. You ain't got to
give me no damn discount you ain't got You ain't

(23:55):
gotta fix my car. Give me my damn car back.
I could be in your shop, give me my damn
cob back. I don't want you doing nothing for me.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Well that's a good dad, all right. So moving on
to Jason and Leesburg. Uh huh, Jason writes, my wife
gets so upset if I come home from a long
day's work and take a shower and get into bed.
Some days I've already eaten and I just want to rest.
Why do I always have to be up to something
or acting weird? If I want to relax and unwine.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
For bruh, come home none, you've been at the been
gone a home day. You come right in and immediately
wash off. What they're thinking is evidence. See that's what
a woman is thinking.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Though.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
You want right in the house, jump in the shower,
wrist off all traces of anything, and go right to bed.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Meeting.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't really know too many people that do that.
You ain't going down, You ain't gonna eat, You ain't
gonna watch no TV. You ain't gonna check, you ain't
gonna sit in the office, look at your mail. You
ain't go in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Wait, he said, he already ate though, you.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Go to bed.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
His wife.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
See, bro, that's that's suspicious behavior, yes, sir, And nothing
I can do to get you out of that. You
have got to quit that.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
She's been at the stove cooking dinner and stuff, and
you come right in.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Time.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Let me well, let me jump in the shot, get
in his bed, donna touch me? Already hate already, I hate,
I ain't so I hate so Bro I was I
hate I was where I was? Who I who?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
He wore a fool and tire.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
You're all full tide of sleeper air air. I state, God,
let me let me get on the half, let me boy,
let me wash all this off for me. I've been
in here, girl, if you the only been there.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Not a good look. Yeah, all right. Moving on to
Dwhite in Philly. Dwight rights, I'm a professional side dude,
and I don't want to be in a relationship because
women are too much pressure. I am get this. I
am fifty eight and my married friends fifty eight. A

(26:43):
professional side dude. Come on, I'm fifty eight. My married
friends say that I'm missing out on the purpose of
being in a good, healthy relationship. What are those perks?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Well you are, dog. Well, we're not gonna be able
to explain it to you because you're a fifty eight year.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Old side professional.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, you ain't gonna make a commitment no matter what
you say. You're a professional side dude because you don't
want nothing, You have nothing to offer, and you're not
fit to commit.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
So what what you mean?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
What are the purpose? Have someone you love to go
home building a future together? But hell, your damn future
damn near over. You're fifty eighth.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
He said, he's done with relationships because women are too
much pressure.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, women pressure dog, What you think this is? See?
That's what see. Now that's the problem for women because
when you run into men who have that mindset, women
are too much pressure. Now what you think this is?
It's called life and they are living it. Yeah, And

(28:01):
with life comes pressure. And the older you get, the
more the pressure. It's just you get better at handling it.
But you ain't done that because you've been a professional
side piece. That's you ain't ever wanted to be the
main dish dog. You're just cool with being corn. Yeah,

(28:28):
alright with being you know, the mass potato.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
You you have?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Really, if you live for massed potatoes, it's because you've
never had real ones before. Get a box of potato buds,
remember them. So, I mean, it's a lot of perks
to be in with the right person. You're building something.
You got something, You got a partner, you got love

(28:56):
talk to yeah, love man. You get a family. Yep,
you get a chance to say you're building something. You're responsible.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
You're gonna leed one at fifty eight.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yea kayuna and uh cayunda And Montgomery says, I drop
my husband off at the barbershop, and when I went
back to get him he was sitting in a car
with a female. He jumped out of the car and
said he was buying weed from her, but he got
scared when he saw me. The girl drove off as
soon as he got out. Do females sell weed? Or

(29:36):
is he he be lying.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Weed? I'll tell you right now. Yeah, you gotta watch
forty eight hours female sell weed and shooting at you too.
It women over fold you. Yes, women sell weed. That's
a dumb and asked question. He jumped because he saw you.

(30:00):
Do women say a weed? That shouldn't even be your question?
Why was his answering that call?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Uh uh yeah, huh? All right, Colo, I'm jay.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Right now you can buy the weed in the bob shop.
I can tell you that. Right now. You have to
get out your shell. They slide right up under that cape.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
At the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment
news for you right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
Morning Show. Nick Cannon has come out as someone diagnosed
with narcissistic personality disorder. He opened up to People magazine
about his mental health journey. He says, quote, I still

(30:38):
don't understand it all the way, but I kind of
always wanted to get tested for it. Nick first publicly
spoke on the diagnosis earlier last month on his Council
Culture podcast, where he told psychologists doctor Cheyenne Bryant that
he had been quote quite clinically diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Nick, what sent me? What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
It's like self absorption? You know you it's the It's
it's the when you love yourself so much. You're a
trump maniac's tump. Yeah, all of that. You know, you
just love yourself, your whole everything. You just you know,
you want to talk about yourself all the time. Yeah,

(31:20):
it's just right, that's it.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Do you know that I can go two days without
looking in the mirror when I'm not working on TV.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
So you're saying you're not a nurse.

Speaker 9 (31:31):
I know.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
It's a mental illness.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Like okay, Like okay, I'll show you hows asked questions?
Ask me a question, share to watch.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
How some.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Oh, hey, Steve, how you doing today?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I'm always doing good? How I look.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
In you?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
You look fine?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
You look fine?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
What have you been doing?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Are you doing anything?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
They've been finding my whole life anyway, as a matter
of fact, I think I'm Tommy. Go ahead, that's I
I find I think I am.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
So Nick Nick says he identifies with nearly all the
markers for the disorder, saying he's taking all the power
away from the term narcissistem because I've researched it and
I understand it.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Call me whatever, you this is not an interesting story.
You have something else?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh you don't like this. It's interesting for the narcissists
out there, but they can get help.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Don't want him?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I know this how and you know this how.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
You don't want you?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Can we move home?

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
All right?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Here go.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Have a couple on the show We see all right?
And other entertainment news. A big night for you, Steve.
It's your mentoring camp Father figures documentary. It'll air on
Doctor Phil Prime Time. The documentary showcases your mentorship program
and specifically this year's camp for two hundred and fifty
fatherless young men at your Georgia ranch.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Are You Special? Is going to be great? I hope
I haven't seen it, of course, it will be my
first time watching it. But Doctor Field came towatch this summer.
This summer, this summer that summer. Oh Father Day Week
this past summer is when.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
We whole before the speech.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
This was before to rally at Madison Square God uhh
where he unloaded Lord.

Speaker 10 (33:57):
And I.

Speaker 7 (33:59):
Will.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
It's really tossing whether I wanted to let this air
or not, but I decided I have to because it's
it's for the benefit of these young people whose lives
we're trying to change, and we're trying to raise money
and awareness to this campaign. Man, so I can build.
I'm trying to build the buildings on this ranch to
complete it in everything, because right now, I throw it

(34:21):
every year I got to use. I'm using facilities. I've
rent tents, I rent bathrooms, showers, the VIP tents and
showers where you can flush bathrooms. I don't have any
little stuff. You see a construction site. Boys have really
girls have really great facilities. And so that's what this
hold and it's gonna highlight the work that we've been

(34:42):
putting in for fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Right people know that you're doing it, but they don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Huge success stories. There's a little boy on here who
came to my camp years ago and was failing at school.
I asked him one question if you could be anything
you wanted to be. What would you be? He said,
I want to be a pilot. I called a buddy
of mine that's a pilot, had him come down. But
then he told the kid, in order to be a pilot,

(35:09):
you got to be good at math and science. The
kid went back to school and found out that his
dream was tied to schoolwork. He got good at math
and science this year at the camp, and we have
the footage the young man flew a plane to the
camp and landed at the private airstrip to a mile

(35:30):
from my camp.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Wow wow, and came to.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
The camp as one of the speakers. This young boy
is a pilot today. That's big. Wow, that's big.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
And those were the types of things that you do
every summer at the camp.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
And that's why doctor Field came down there to highlight it. Now,
what happened in November at the rally, I didn't have
nothing to do with that. I was sitting there with
my mouth open, just like y'all. Don't even sweat it.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Franklin and Cam Newton also came down.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
But that ain't what they're gonna talk about that. Oh,
they ain't gonna talk about the little boy that flew
the plane here. They ain't gonna talk about all again, speakers.
They ain't gonna talk about the night fifteen years of
change a lot. Why he in there with Doctor Phield? Yeah,
because damn it, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Well anyway, it's called Father Figures, Doctor Phil and Steve
Harvey at premieres tonight eight pm, seven pm tonight on
Doctor Phil's Yeah tonight, Merit TV. Okay, you can search
for Merit TV in your area or stream it for
free on Merit Plus.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Did y'all do me one favorite? Just counter some of
the hate. Just counter it?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, just counter Okay, what about that?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Or they're gonna free frame it with you and feel.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Sometimes a good outweighs are bad. I think this will
be one of those times, because you're doing such good work.
You change lives, Steed, you really are. And coming up
at twenty minutes after the hour, Joe Biden Partons' Sun Hunter,
we'll talk about it. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (37:46):
Details and trending political news. President Joe Biden has pardoned
his son Hunter Hunter Biden pleaded guilty in June. This
was back in June to three weapons charges, most notably
live on his federal firearms application and saying he wasn't
addicted to drugs. He also pleaded guilty in September to

(38:06):
nine tax related charges. President Biden said, quote from the
day I took office, I said I would not interfere
with the Justice Department's decision making, and I kept my word,
even as I have watched my son being selectively and
unfairly prosecuted. No reasonable person who looks at the facts
of Hunter's cases can reach any other conclusion that Hunter

(38:28):
was singled out only because he is my son, and
that is wrong. President like Donald Trump, meanwhile, reacted on
true social writing in part such an abuse and miscarriage
of justice exclamation mark, Please come on?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, do you know how many people uh Trump pardoned
when he was in office and watched this when he
gets in office, watch the people he gonna part everybody
else at dead rally.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Nor tried to overthrow the United States.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Okay, but let me say this though, I am really
ticked off at the number of people who are coming
out criticizing Joe Biden from doing this. Democrats podcast show host.
If it was your damn son, question, how you not

(39:26):
and you have the power to keep your son free?
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 10 (39:30):
Man?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Anybody that's a parent, if you're a parent and you don't,
if you don't pardon your son, it's something wrong with
you as a parent. I don't even understand that you
have nobody he didn't know he's been sober for five
to seven years. He had a drug problem. My son,

(39:54):
my son twenty seven. I didn't pardon his ass fifteen
damn my damnself.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
The president, myn.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
I pardoned people for doing stuff to me. One of
my boys. He got a show he talking about he
disappointed in Biden And yeah, Donald Trump. If you don't
think Donald Trump would pardon one of his sons. You
gotta be out your rabbit and on mine. I'm gonna
tell you right now, Steve Harden, I don't give a damn.
I got three boys. I'll give a damn what they did.

(40:27):
I pardon. I wouldn't give a damn what they did. Yeah,
if I got the power to pardon them and they
ain't got to go to jail. Yeah, but that car.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
People were saying President Biden lied because he kept saying
he wasn't going to interfere, and no, he changed his
mind about that.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Trump Trump ain't never lying to lie? How many lies
Trump that told?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay, all right, I got real lined man. Yeah, all right,
coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, what
old argument do you or your significant others still bring
up to this day. We'll talk about it right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, you know, guys,

(41:13):
every couple has that one or maybe two really big
fights that never fully go away. You say you're over
it and all that, but they never fully are done. Okay, Like,
for instance, the story we found on Reddit of a
man who said he complimented a waitress on her short
haircut in front of his wife, and over a year later,

(41:35):
a whole year later, his wife still makes him feel
bad about it. Okay, now, according to the story, she
offers to go get her hair cut short if it
would make him happy. Oh, you like her so much?
How about if I go get my hair yeah? One.

(41:58):
So here's a question, guys, do you have an argument
in your relationship? I know you do, Steve. That never
really goes away, and one of you will bring it
up from time to time.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, yeah, said damn air condition that night.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, that was what happens.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
It's too damn cold in here, that's what you said
on me and bundle and be warm when I'm bald headed.
Damn it. You know how many times I have had
to sleep in a hoodie. I just couldn't take it
no more. Let me share with you in case those
of you who are not bald headed, what it feels

(42:37):
like when the room is cold and there's a vent
blowing over your head. It's like someone has licked the
top of your head and it's not blowing on it.
Oh that's what they feel like.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, yeah, that is a recurring argument.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Well, she's not gonna turn the temperature.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's right, don't you, junior.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
That always happened. Ain't my fault.

Speaker 9 (43:09):
I ain't saying nothing. But they was in the bathroom
talking about me in the show and one girl said
I was cute and she happened to be in there.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Now I don't even know this is going on.

Speaker 9 (43:16):
Saint got what was this?

Speaker 7 (43:18):
That was this?

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (43:19):
This was about this was impossible five years ago?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
No, I said where he said they were call? But
take to take that tone of you. But when was this?
I said, where?

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Where was it?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
You cute? Okay, let me do it over.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Where was this?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Junior? She went to the bathroom, said, junior, kind of cute?
That ain't funny too?

Speaker 9 (43:42):
And then when I get back in the car, she says, so,
so you're cute and funny?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
H Did she heard somebody say it at the bathroom
at a show?

Speaker 3 (43:52):
At a show?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Funny you have funnunny now? Okay? And I could say,
I said, I don't know what you said. They talked
about it in the bathroom. It's my fault you not
ford it for being cute and funny.

Speaker 9 (44:11):
And I don't know about the que part, but the
funny that was good, But the cute, the funnies. What
I got I'm sing my ugly ass. If you're confused,
I know, but.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
You have turned the rear view mirror down.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, but did you think about it later?

Speaker 9 (44:29):
She said no, No, she don't bring them time time,
Just like that time. I was in that bathroom telling everybody.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Mine is is me, I'm the one that keep bringing
something back up, and it's a it's me, it's me, And.

Speaker 10 (44:46):
It's always around tax, tax. It's always around tax when
we find in tax. Because years ago, when we ain't
had no money, she was over all the bill. She
always over the bills. But you forgot to pay my
student loan. And I had ten grand coming most money
I ever had coming back in Texas. Had ten grand.

(45:07):
They took the whole damn ten grand and put it
towards that damn student life.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yeah, god, dam man, I ain't.

Speaker 10 (45:13):
I'm telling nog that was that was gonna be the
most money I ever had in my account. I ain't never.
I ain't never let it go. So every time tax,
I said, so you're finish, do taxis?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Do you know what the hell you're doing? So you
bring it up? Yeah, I'm no one bringing it up.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
Man.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
You can't let anything, got it that.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Was ten grand still ten grand, ten grand a lot
of money.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
That's when you when you look at for it. It's
on the way back when you used to walk to
the mailbox and open all right, said, get some wheels
put on this car. Wheels tires not no reals. Tire
coming up next to nefter.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
You never let anything go with the prank phone call
for today. Right after this, let me go. You're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, coming
up at the top of the hour, right about four
minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. And the
subject is he solved the problem. Okay, we'll get into

(46:19):
that final that's all about. Yeah, that's a good thing. Right,
we'll get into it. But right now it is time
for the nephew and today's prank phone call. All right, nephew,
what is this one all about?

Speaker 10 (46:29):
Well, will y'all allow me to be stupid this morning?
Will you just allow me to be Do we have
a truck?

Speaker 7 (46:35):
Yeah? Do we have?

Speaker 11 (46:36):
Sure?

Speaker 10 (46:37):
Just allow me to be a little stupid this morning.
If you're in your car right now, pull over, throw
it in, Paul. If you get ready to go into
the job, and I know a lot of y'all tell me.
I wait to I wait until I hear the prank.
Then I go on my job. Throw it in Paul, Okay,
throw it in park. Tommy got one for you, this
one right here. It's called colorful adoption. Colorful adoption. Remember

(47:01):
I told you, I told you in Paul.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Here we go, cat Dog, if you would Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach a valerie. Valerie.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
This is Hi.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Listen, my name is Kadem, I'm from Adoptions. I'm giving
you a call. I'm sure you're aware that we're coming
by tomorrow, and uh, we're great. First of all, I
wanted to.

Speaker 12 (47:22):
Say thank you for being a part.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Of this adoption thing for black history. We really greatly
appreciate what you're doing. We want you to know that
we have your scheduled tomorrow that we're going to drop
two Caucasian kids off at your household and uh, hello.

Speaker 8 (47:37):
You're going to drop them off at my house right right?

Speaker 7 (47:40):
Uh? Are you familiar with what's going on with coming
from No, you're okay? Let me well wait a minute,
hang on. You your name has been submitted to us
that you are volunteering to take in two Caucasian kids
here during Black History Month, and you're going to teach
them as much as you can about black history for

(48:02):
a week. They're going to be with you for seven days.
How many rooms do you have in your apartment so
we can make sure that the kids have adequate space?

Speaker 8 (48:08):
Hey, can you tell me who submitted my name?

Speaker 11 (48:11):
Ma'am?

Speaker 7 (48:11):
Can you tell me? Uh? Do you guys have a
back door so that you know there's an as an access?

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (48:20):
I'm sorry, where are you calling from again?

Speaker 7 (48:23):
I am calling for adoptions, But what I do need
to know is I do need to know where the
kids have transportation? Do you have a vehicle that is
definitely yours?

Speaker 8 (48:33):
The kids won't have transportation. I'm sorry you're asking me. No,
who are you again?

Speaker 6 (48:39):
My name is Kadeen, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
I'm calling for adoptions, okay?

Speaker 8 (48:43):
And who submitted my who submitted my information?

Speaker 11 (48:46):
Then?

Speaker 7 (48:46):
Do you have adequate space to accommodate the children?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
No?

Speaker 8 (48:49):
Who submitted my name to you to say that I
was going to take two more?

Speaker 6 (48:54):
Ma'am?

Speaker 7 (48:54):
I'm asking you do you have adequate space?

Speaker 6 (48:56):
And do you are you going to be having enough
food to you know, for the food for the kids.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
I know because I have three children. I'm trying to feed.

Speaker 12 (49:03):
These three over here.

Speaker 8 (49:05):
And no, I don't have enough food to feed two
more children. Now you're calling me, and who gave you
my information?

Speaker 7 (49:11):
Ma'am, I'm gonna ask you another time. How many bedrooms
do you have in your apartment unit so we can
make sure that the shoot, the kids are accommodated proper.

Speaker 8 (49:19):
No, don't bring any kids to my house.

Speaker 11 (49:21):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
I don't care, no what color they are and what
you need? Who submitted my information to you?

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Okay, ma'am, let me ask you something. How long have
you got how long have you been on your job?

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Okay? What the I don't know?

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Hell now, I mean you your name has been submitted
by Okay.

Speaker 8 (49:41):
Let's saying that's I'm not interested. You know if you
dropped to kid about.

Speaker 12 (49:46):
Two white kids out and my uh no, ma'am, I don't.
Oh no, we're not.

Speaker 8 (49:52):
No, that's okay.

Speaker 12 (49:53):
I don't have time.

Speaker 8 (49:54):
I work ten dollars a day.

Speaker 12 (49:55):
I don't have time for that.

Speaker 11 (49:57):
It's okay.

Speaker 8 (49:58):
You can drop the you know what's gonna happen to them?
You drop the Mama that it's gonna be right, where
you drop them out there when you come back to
get them next week.

Speaker 7 (50:05):
Okay, okay, Mark, have you somebody has submitted your name
that you don't mind volunteering to.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
Take care I know you can take them to the
who submitted my name. Take come to that.

Speaker 12 (50:16):
I don't need them.

Speaker 11 (50:18):
I don't need them.

Speaker 8 (50:18):
I'll work ten hours a day.

Speaker 12 (50:19):
Tak come to whoever submits. How about you take them submi.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
I'm I work for the agency, ma'am. I'm I'm here
to try and get these kids a great place to
get educated.

Speaker 12 (50:30):
And that's okay.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
I'm not even take nobody, no, no, thank you. And
you have ever told you this?

Speaker 12 (50:37):
Take them to take them to that.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
Have three children on my own, I'm taking.

Speaker 12 (50:41):
Care of that. Will tell you that.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
I don't know exactly who submitted your name. All I
know is that that they said that you would be
good as far as taking care of the children.

Speaker 12 (50:51):
And teaching them about blackest kids to them. I told
you that, ma'am. I don't you know.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
Like I said, I'm working here adoptions and and I'm y'all,
who do.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
You work for?

Speaker 8 (51:03):
And I have three kids of my own. I worked
ten hours a day. I'm teaching about black.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
History life, Okay, I mean is it? Is it a
problem teaching two more children and two Caucasian children who
probably don't know as much about black history?

Speaker 8 (51:17):
It is a problem. I worked ten hours a day.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
I got three.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
I'm trying to feed on my own. What are you
what you need to take them children to that who
told you to bring them to me?

Speaker 11 (51:28):
How about that, ma'am?

Speaker 6 (51:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
I'm not at liberty to give out the names on
who exactly submitted your name.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
I want the name of the black who folloges to
bring some kids to my I't even try at the
kid's wife. I want the name of them.

Speaker 11 (51:44):
They've told you that.

Speaker 12 (51:45):
That's what I want.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
I remember, I don't have their names in front of me.

Speaker 8 (51:48):
I don't told you to bring these two kids tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (51:52):
Like I said, I don't know who told me that.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
All I know is what schedule to drop them off
at ten o'clock tomorrow morning.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
What kind of fifth they from there?

Speaker 11 (52:00):
I feel when you come.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
Back to get them.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
I didn't sign up for any more kids. Give me
the name of the person who told.

Speaker 7 (52:07):
You to bring me from said, I don't have the
name in front of me, and actually I'm not at
liberty to let you know who submitted your name. All
I know was scheduled to drive two kids off at
ten o'clock tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (52:18):
Did you I don't know what I've been asking you?
How have signed me up to bring two white kids.
I don't even have a problem with the kids being white.
They could be Mexican agents. That's not the point.

Speaker 11 (52:28):
Who gave you?

Speaker 12 (52:30):
I don't know who submitted your name. I don't know that.

Speaker 8 (52:33):
Oh no, you about to know who gave you my
information because they don't not.

Speaker 11 (52:37):
Have been to my house.

Speaker 12 (52:38):
All I know is, ma'am, I'm skearted to bring those
kids over there at ten o'clock in the morning. Okay,
Oh that's who saw.

Speaker 8 (52:45):
You that say they bring no kids to my house.
I don't even care if they wife, just don't bring
two more.

Speaker 12 (52:50):
Kids to my mouth.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Curious Carrio.

Speaker 12 (52:54):
I will see you in the morning, this Valerie, Okay,
I have one more. Ain't gonna need to tell you
about tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (53:01):
You listening? You are you listening?

Speaker 12 (53:05):
You're like to say to me right now, this is nephew,
call me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got planked by your coworker name three kids, and one
of them ain't Oh gosh, I got you.

Speaker 7 (53:33):
I'm all right, all Valerie, I got one more thing
to ask you. What is what is the baddest And
I'm talking about the baddest radio show.

Speaker 8 (53:42):
In the land every morning, So.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Now, one king of breaks. I don't care what color
they are, three kids of my own. I worked ten
hours a day.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
I just need to I just need the name that
m L. I don't care what color they is. I
don't even care that they two white kids. Who is
the game my blanket?

Speaker 11 (54:24):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Because ain't nobody been over to my house? And I'm
telling you, if you bring them over here, they're gonna
be right where you love them. And I'm saying I'm
telling my kids over here, I worked ten of the house.
Dad got no time for no more. I'm trying to
teach these kids black history.

Speaker 13 (54:48):
Oh man, I just need the name of the m
L that told you, that gave you my name, because
I want to.

Speaker 10 (54:59):
Make them old all hold when black people gets set
on something, yeah, oh yeah, one thing I do.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
The one thing I want to know. I was told
that you would be great. That's right there?

Speaker 6 (55:14):
Who all right?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Nephew, Thank you.

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It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Thank you, nephew. Subject he solved the problem here. Stephen Shirley.
I've been married for sixteen years and we've run into
some problems. That started about six months ago when my
husband experienced ED. I had gone for four months without sex,
so I talked to my doctor about it because my
husband is too stubborn to go to his doctor. My

(56:53):
primary care physician is a young black man that's new
in town. He's engaged, but its fiance does not live
in our city. I told my doctor that my stress
and high blood pressure was coming from a lack of sex,
so he gave me some samples for my husband to
try to make his man parts work instead of trying

(57:15):
the pills. My husband threw the pills at me and
said he didn't need them. I went back to my
doctor for a follow up appointment for my high blood
pressure and I wore a flowy dress with no underwear on.
My doctor said he liked the way my booty was
moving around in the dress, and he said he could
tell I wasn't wearing underwear. He told me that he

(57:37):
had a quick way to help me relieve stress, but
I would have to go to his office to get it.
We ended up having sex on a rug in front
of his desk, and boy, does this young man have
a lot of stamina. He jokingly said, my blood pressure
should be fine for a week, but I should come

(57:57):
back if I needed more help. I've had to see
him eight more times since our first time. But here's
my issue. I am tired of him talking about his fiance.
He mentions her before and after sex. Today he said
that he loved her so much that if she was
in town with him, he would never have sex with me.

(58:21):
I don't believe that because he makes love to me
like he's falling for me. Is he trying to convince
himself that it's just sex with me and him. Don't
project your feelings onto him. If he's just having sex
with you and nothing else, that's all it is, is
just sex, then yes, it's just sex with you and him.

(58:41):
You're a convenience side piece period. He's really in love
with his fiance, but she's not there, so he's using
you to fill that void. But worse than that, he's
all kinds of wrong. As your doctor, he's not supposed
to be having sex with his current patience. He could
get so dude for unethical, unprofessional behavior. He even gave

(59:04):
you some pills for your husband without even seeing your husband.
What kind of doctor does this?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Meanwhile, you were still married to the bitter man with
the problem with ED. You're gonna have to put yourself
first these days and figure out what's best for you
and what's gonna make you happy. And please don't start
picturing a future with this doctor. You knew he had
a fiance before you started sleeping with him.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Steve, he solved the problem. Sound like a whole lot
of new problems to me. You know, let's let me
go through to that. I've been married sixteen years. We
ran into some problems six months ago. Her husband experienced
some ED. That's a rectile dysfunction, Suy. I had gone

(59:50):
four months without sex. So because my husband, I talked
to my doctor about it. Because my husband is too stubborn,
he got to lose that attitude. This ain't the time
to be stubborn. Boy. They got fixes for all this
stuff now. Uh, And my primary care physician is a

(01:00:10):
young black man that's a new in town. And gauge
your fiance, but she don't live in our city. Right
after she wrote that note, that line right there, I
knew was finna be a problem because what business is
of her? She got a fiance, but she don't live
in our city like she not here with us. I
told my doctor my stress and blood pressure was coming

(01:00:31):
from a lack of sex, so he gave me some
samples for my husband to try to make his man
parts work. Now, Shirley says, what kind of doctor does this?
Don't worry about that, you just get these pills they
hide instead of trying the pills. My husband threw the
pills at me and say he ain't need them. What boy,

(01:00:53):
you know what your pills costs. You don't throw them
down pills away? You better get it, you bet, boy?
You been getting them pills out that shared carpet like
his crack. Get them damn pills and get your mad
parts working. It's all right, what is you throwing them? Fall? Anyway?

(01:01:15):
I went back to my doctor for a follow up
appointment for my high blood pressure. I wore floyd dress
with no underwear. Well why did you do that? Because
you know the fiance is not in our town? And
my doctor said he liked the way my booty was
moving around in that dresses. He said I could tell
I wasn't wearing no underwear. Fascinating dress, because a nice dress.

(01:01:43):
It's floy You ain't got them spanks on either, it's
just letting it go. Yeah, I appreciate it, thank you.
I don't even care if it's got a couple of
dimpless anyway. Anyway, but spanks moove all that out. But
it's such aggravating thing, Sank.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Hall, just are you distracted at all?

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Well, Tommy did this is Tommy no? Anyway, My booty
was moving around in the dress, and he said I
could tell I wasn't bring no on the way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I just want to go back over, come, go back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
My doctor said, like he said, my booty was moving
around in this dress, and he said he could tell
I wasn't weighing underwear. That really what this whole damn
letter about right here to me right now, because this
fool and took his pills and threw them all up
against the walls on this whole letter ridiculous. But I
come and moving in that dress.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
We'll have part two of your crazy response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
And that was my doctor said my booty was moving round.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
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recap today's strumberry letter subjects he solved the problem, Let's
go crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Well, the letter called he solved the problem? What is
the problem? They've been married sixteen years and her husband
start experiencing ED, so she ain't had sex and four
months and she went to her doctor to talk about it.
He's new in town, young and got a fiancee that
don't live in this city. You told your doctor that
your stress was high, and you had high stress and

(01:03:55):
high blood pressure was coming from a lack of sex.
So he gave me some samples for my husband to try. Surely,
didn't like that. What kind of doctor gives away medicine
and they's called sample package, surely don't. It's a gift.
It's wonderful gift and free from pills as high as hell,
and so anyway, if you can give the name of

(01:04:17):
your doctor and how your the free samples and you
know that's who in Jesus name. Anyway, instead of trying
to peels my husband through the pills at me and
said he didn't need them, yes, you do. You do
need them. You have e ed you need them pills
because you're throwing them far to get all their pills

(01:04:39):
up off that flow and start chewing every last three.
I don't go, damn, they've been in the flow. Sure
you gotta get the peel up out them flowing and
chew them because and chew them like crush him up.

(01:04:59):
And while I'm like BC partty, get in the system quicker, Yeah,
I know, I'd get put it on your tongue and
we'll get your mind right. Anyway. Anyway, I went back
to my doctor for a follow up appointment for my
high blood pressure and I wore floyd dress with no underwell.
My doctor said he liked the way my booty was

(01:05:20):
moving around.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
It sound trying to fix it from last time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
I'm trying to sound more intelligent. My doctor had said
that he liked the way my booty was moving around
in the dress, and he said he could tell I
wasn't wearing underwear, which was my intent. That's why didn't
put these drawers on. Anyway, I had this thing jumping.
I had this thing jumping, and I know how to
walk too. Because I walk, I put extra pressure on

(01:05:49):
my heels. I slammed my heel into the ground so
that thing do what they do. Anyway, he told me
he had a quick way to help me relieve stress,
but I would have to go to his office to
get it. We ended up having sex on the rug
in the front of his desk. And boy, does this
young man have a lot of stamina. He jokingly said,
my blood pressure should be fine. It is, it really is.

(01:06:13):
I had high blood pressure, and when I have sex
with high blood pressure, I don't know what happened. I
think my blood pressure get higher up, but it feels better.
I have like I have higher blood pressure, but it
feels better that you don't know it, Like you could
be dying and not even know it. That's what that's

(01:06:35):
how good it is. Anyway, he jokingly said, my blood
pressure would be fine for a week, but I should
come back if I needed more help. Well, damn it.
I had to see him eight more time because his
blood pressure would just die. And I just kept going
back in there and then and he was putting it
on me. But here's my issue, now here the issue.

(01:06:58):
You ain't got nothing. Ain't nothing wrong with on the
floor in front of the desk, Ain't nothing wrong with
your husband having the ed. Ain't nothing wrong with your
husband throwing them pills at you. Ain't nothing wrong with
your doctor noticing your booty in your dress. Here is
her issue. I'm tired of him talking about his fiance.

(01:07:20):
What lady, you're married? He mentions her before and after
six that's because he loves her, And as a little
guilt going on today he said he loves her so much.
Told you today he said that loves her so much
that if she was in town with him, he wouldn't
even have sex with me. I don't believe that, because

(01:07:44):
he makes love to me like he's falling for me,
that he's not making love to you, y'all doing something else.
You know what that's called. That's what y'all doing. Yeah, yeah,
that's what y'all doing. This ain't this, ain't making a
lot of that. Y'all just in him, just what that
other thing is. And if that's what you there for,
then that's what you're there for. Just gonna admit to

(01:08:06):
everybody you love with you, anybody making loved you ain't
what this is. We're in the float, we're in front
of my desk at the office. He came here eight times,
same thing. You ain't heard me one time tell you
I love it. I ain't said that now, damn not one.

(01:08:28):
I ain't even like in your love you. I ain't
even said that. There's a lot of sounds in here,
but I never heard me say I love you. But
I have told you how much I love her before
and after. Is he trying to convince himself that it's
just sex with me and him?

Speaker 7 (01:08:48):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
That's what that is. It's just sex with you and him.
He ain't trying to convince me. He's trying to let
you know that's all this is. Because my fiance was here.
I wouldn't even have sex with you. You're not here.
You know why I wore the dressed down here, which
with all his movement in it. Yeah, and you know,
good in the hell will you should have wof some spanks.

(01:09:09):
You knew that, but you didn't come in here with underwear.
It ain't underwear the whole You need spanks underwear, don't
do nothing soap. Put that line in the dress and
mess up the whole. Look throng?

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
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It is time now for junior and sports talk, which
you got junior.

Speaker 9 (01:10:26):
Okay, it was rivably wreaking in college football. That had
to buy you Classic. I saw that, Uh you know
Southern Beat Gramma twenty four to fourteen down in New Orleans.
Classic Series bands with outstanding. Yeah, the band was outstanding.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
That's what that band was better.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Uh, you know what tomic any HBCU band is really good.
You know, I ain't really seen when it's really bad tour.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
No, I want to know who was better on Southern Band?
Well you know that, Well, you know what the you know,
that's an augment right there. Yeah, that's human the human
box versus the sonic boom. That's an argument. Yeah, man,
they that's that's not my school. With the pre that's
that's my school. But I didn't go to nothing, neither

(01:11:13):
one of them. So I can make comments. I'll tell you.
Let me just tell you what I think happened. What
do you think I don't think they can out march
Southern Formation, Yeah, okay, but they can outstep them though.

(01:11:34):
You know when it comes to marching information Southern strong.
Now when it comes to stepping, just out there, just
doing it. Jackson, oh Gramley, Oh Grammley used to be
the oh Grammley used. They dropped their rain coast off
their should.

Speaker 6 (01:12:00):
You up for it sounds?

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
I wanted to sound went to a white school. I
shouldn't have been down there. I'm way too black for that.
They tried to put my ass out soon as I
got out. Now where your black dass? She's went to
a college, gave me a scholarship.

Speaker 9 (01:12:19):
That's all you get to see Texas and Texas and did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
You get said?

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
We got drove man and got drove Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
And you know what, man, it's I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Stand in the school anyway. I'd be so glad when
they lose Texas A and there. Yeah, you're making I
can't go ahead, car, I.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Got a question. What happened is with the fight in
the flag oh Man or College?

Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
Well, you know what, Michigan beat Ohio State and then uh,
they try to go down into the middle of the
field and celebrate. And then it just started right there.
They're not gonna let you just in a Hoio state
just celebrate on they feel like that, and it just.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Put the flag in the round. Yeah, plant the flag.

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Up there by Cleveland, Columbus. That's one hundred and twenty
seven miles, a lot of hood up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Then you gonna win the game.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
But you damn sure ain't leaving this stadium, no bus
or nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Spars great the players.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
I was like, what is crazy the police?

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Steve Roberts, All right, junior, thank you. Coming up at
the top of the hour, a man on social media
needs your advice, Steve. He says, my friend won't ever
let me pay. We're going to talk about it right
after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
So Steve, this is from KG on Steve Harvey FM.

(01:13:46):
KG says, I get together with my homeboy about once
every couple of months. He doesn't have any kids and
does really well and always insists upon picking up the
bill slash tab when we go to lunch or grab drinks.
I try to get to check sometimes, but he will
insist on paying. Maybe I don't do as well as
he does, and I have four kids, but I make

(01:14:08):
a good living and can certainly, of course afford to
pay for lunch or drinks for us from time to time.
It makes me feel a bit guilty that he always pays,
and might make me not want to get together with
him as often. I don't want to make a big
deal of it, but I would like to make our
lunches a bit more equitable. How can I let him
know that I don't think it's cool that he never

(01:14:29):
lets me pay without risking making it uncomfortable for either
of us.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Well, listen to me, bruh. First of all, that's just
a good friend to have a bro Go hey, man,
look I'm single. I know you married, I know you
got them four kids. Man, just let me get this.
I love you, bruh. This is my contribution and my
tribute to you for being a father, husband, a dad
and not know that's got to be tough because I
know nothing about it because I'm single, That's all he's

(01:14:56):
saying with that gesture, Man, let me do something for
you for all you do for so many people. Because
he know that crown you got on your head, that's
a heavy one. He know it because he ain't put
it on yet. He already know that's heavy. So that's
all that is. Now if you insist, you can say, hey,
br let me let me just holler at you for
a minute. Bruh. I appreciate you buying, man, but you

(01:15:19):
got to let me pick up this tab sometime, because man,
I'm just feeling some kind of way about it, man,
and I'm doing good enough. Man, I can afford this stuff,
So just do just every now and then, man, bruh,
just let me pick up the tab now. Ain't nobody
gonna be uncomfortable. That ain't even an uncomfortable conversation with men.
Oh dog, I got you all right, man, go ahead.

(01:15:40):
Once he understands, well, you're not finna make it uncomfortable
that if men talk, men know what money is. If
we don't know nothing else, we know that true. And
that's all you got to do is do it like that, bro.
But understand what your guy's saying to you. Is he
paying tribute to you? That's what he doing. And man,
let me tell care this for.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
You man, because it's not.

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
He the crown you put on your head because you
know you you got four kids and a wife. I'm
single and him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
But do men feel some kind of way though? I
mean he is feeling some kind of way. If a
man would all.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Time he pick up that bill, I'd be so proud
when he do that. I know that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
I don't even look away.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
They've actually brought me the bill.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
I had it right down to it.

Speaker 9 (01:16:27):
Man, back to my conversation. I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
You don't never get the bill to what?

Speaker 7 (01:16:33):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
I did what I did junior. Them ladies on this show,
yeah they not. They don't that bill. If they said it,
I've been with him. They look right at Tommy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Yeah, I'm like.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
At y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
What yeah, yeah, bill over here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
But yeah, they ain't bought up a PEPSI.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
You a hamburger one time from Bud Rutgers.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
You need to stop what?

Speaker 6 (01:17:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
And wood Ruckers in l A.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Yes, I was in food.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Let me tell y'all something that would befolk two thousand
and five.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
It probably was four.

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
I don't been here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Well, I ain't been here, yo, Well thank you calling
if I didn't. Yeah, now, y'all ain't pick up the
tab When we were talking about a hamburger from restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Would you say we were y'all ain't pick.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Up no tab when we're at the High Ast restaurant
open got off.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
We were too scared. That was a haunted hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Come up to the table, I said, can I get
another order extra because the devil eggs? Which say, especially
like that extra double eggs. I'm sorry, sir, but that'll
be extra classic line, I got egg money.

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(01:18:44):
as well. All of us here in the Morning Show
give all year round. Steve as our fearless leader. You
know how much we love you. You lead by example,
So can you can you just tell us why giving
back is so important because you do it so well?

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Well, I mean, was a Sunday school teacher and she
raised me one way. She says, son, God blesses you
to become a blessing, and that is all she ever
said to me. Well, I mean she said a lot
of stuff to me. I shouldn't say that, but she
preached that to me. She used to tell me. And
I didn't get this when I was growing She said, son,

(01:19:19):
I don't know what it is about you, but one
day you're gonna grow up. You're gonna get a big
house up on the hill. When you get up on
that hill, you got to show other people how to
get up on the heell too. Now that I didn't understand.
I did not understand that. But my mama would say
stuff to me all the time growing up, even as
a young boy, and finally it paid off and understood.

(01:19:40):
And so it's important to give. God blesses you when
you give. You know, he blesses you. It's a blessing
in giving man sharing. You know, one of the things
on the things that you know that list we were
talking about earlier, Junior, about that grateful list. You know,
one of the things on my list, I thank God

(01:20:01):
for being a loaner and not a borrower. That's one
of the things I think you for. Okay, as hard
as it is, but it's a blessing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Coming up next, we'll play around it, would you rather
right after this? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
It is time for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Would you rather get one big Christmas gift? One big
Christmas gift or many small gifts?

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
A gift nice? Just one big one? One big one? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
And Junior, one big gift? Junior, what would you want?
One big gift? Name it right now? A new truck? Okay, Tommy,
one big gift, one big gift? Name it that twenty
twenty five double or baby ghosts that thing?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Yeah, only about you on this show to get you
that would be your uncle, But that's.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Not gonna happen. I can get your hot wheel.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Did you have anything else in mind? Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Shirty what else you got? Give me a watch?

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Would you rather drink eggnog or hot cocoa eggnog or hot.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Hot chocolate for.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Jeeves?

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
I know how much you love eggnog.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
You don't even understand. I'm finished crown, Yeah I have.
I went in there and thought I was gonna get something,
and my brother drank the last glass. I cried, Yeah,
all right? Would you rather jumped on me for being
a little punker ass crying over some eggs? This is

(01:22:21):
messed up. If you're gonna drink all the eggnog and
beat my hands that, it's about the worst damn relationship.
I have my damn.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Bad day, all right? Would you rather a real or
fake Christmas tree? Real or fake?

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Real is off the chain if you get the right one,
smells good, smells.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Yeah real?

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
So you want real? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
I like, well, but you know, uh huh, but you
know what what what that ain't gonna have over here?
So you will say it ain't a real Christmas tree?

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
No way?

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
All right? Would you rather white Christmas lights or multi
colored Christmas lights on your tree?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
White?

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
All white? White?

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Yeah, uh huh yeah? White?

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Okay, Okay, don't want color huh. Would you rather spend
Christmas if you were single with your ex or by yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
What is y'all with you? By myself? I'd be by myself,
by my damn because if I'm with her, I'm gonna
wish out by myself. That's what the hell the divorce
was for.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
All right, that's today's rounded would you rather?

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Guys?

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Coming up at forty nine minutes after we'll close out
the show, and it's our last brick of the day
with the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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All right, this day went fast. Here we are at
our last brick of the day as we had an
unto Christmas told you guys in January it was coming
quickly and here we are.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Yeah, oh huh, I get up some clothing remarks today.
I want to be encouraging. So let me just say this.
Listen to me, folks, as long as you are alive,
as long as God gives you breath, you have a chance.

(01:25:21):
There is always a possibility, as long as you are
yet in this land of the living. Because understand something clearly.
The reason you woke up today, the reason you will
continue to wake up because God ain't through with you yet.
Because God still has a reason, a purpose for you.

(01:25:46):
And I know that's the hard part for some people
because you just can't find your purpose. Let me help
you with that a little bit. Because the saying goes
the two most important days of your life or the
day you born, in the day you discover why. The
why you were born is tied directly to your gift.

(01:26:08):
Those two go hand in hand. It is the reason
He gave it to you. You see, God never created
a single soul on this earth that He did not
provide a gift with. Everybody got one. You are gifted.
You just gotta stop wanting to be somebody else, and

(01:26:31):
you got to be who God created you to be.
Do you know that comparison is the greatest thief of joy.
Comparison is the greatest thief of joy. It's hard to
be glad about who you are if you steady comparing
yourself to somebody else. It's hard to get on your path.

(01:26:54):
If you keep looking at somebody else's path, it'll rob
you of your joy. Get in touch with who you are,
who God created you to be. What is your gift?
Your gift? I've said this a thousand times on this show.
Your gift is the thing that you do the absolute
best with the least amount of effort. That's your God
given gift. And you have to stop looking at gifts

(01:27:17):
as running, jumping, singing, and dancing that are other gifts.
If you fry chicken better than everybody else down at
that church and everybody in the neighborhood, you might be
gifted at frying chicken. If baking pies is your specialty
and you do it better than anybody else, then maybe
you should be somewhere just baking pies. If you do
have better than anybody else and everybody come to your

(01:27:39):
house for you to do their hair. You ought to
be a halfstylist. If you do lashes and eyebrows better
than anybody, if you cut grass better than anybody else,
if you work with your hands better than anybody else,
if you fix cars better than anybody else, if you
know how to work on motorcycles better than anybody else.
Have you ever thought that's your gift? If you tie

(01:28:00):
your gift, if you become passionate about your gift. The
Bible says your gift will make room for you. You
know what that means. It'll allow you to spread out.
It'll make a way for you. That's what that means.
When it says your gift will make room for you,
it will take you down paths, it will qualify you.

(01:28:23):
That's what your gift will do. And if you can
become passionate about your gift, you will discover your purpose
because then waking up becomes more exciting. The reason a
lot of people ain't excited because they not living in
their gift. You got a job somewhere. There ain't nothing
wrong with having a job. Because I made my job

(01:28:45):
sponsor my dreams. I made my job pay for my dreams.
I was practicing my gift while I was on my job.
I just didn't know it. I was so funny on
the assembly line. I was so entertained, and on the
semi line people just tell me all the time, boy,
you ain't got no berusiness here. Y'all be on TV somewhere.

(01:29:05):
I can't tell you how many times I heard that,
And Lord have mercy, they was right. But get passionate
about your gift. It'll cause your waking up to be
even greater. I can't wait to wake up in the
morning because guess what I'm gonna go do my gift Now.

(01:29:27):
My gift started out simply as comedy, That's where it started.
But my gift was a tree trunk, and under that
tree trunk I have several branches that have come for that.
And now young people today they don't even know me
as a comedian. You know what they know me as
they say, Uncle Steve is a motivational speaker because that

(01:29:48):
gift of being able to take information and transpose it
immediately into comedy. As you can listen to my voice
right now. I now have taken that same thing, the
ability to take information, and I've turned it and transposed
it into inspiration, so I can talk about inspiring people
without saying oh him, oh oh, let me think I

(01:30:08):
ain't got nothing to say. No, this is off the
top of my head because God was preparing me for this.
He was preparing me for moments that I would have
a voice to become relevant, a voice to become authentic.
And that's my gift and I'm using it. And that's
why I don't mind waking up in the morning. You

(01:30:29):
won't mind waking up in the morning if you get it,
if you get to working on your gift. Now, I'm
not saying you've got to go out and quit your
job like I did. I don't. Matter of fact, I
don't recommend that to the average person because you may
not have the same stuff in you that I have
in me. But I am saying, take the money from
your job and he'll responsor your dreams. Buy you some

(01:30:52):
more chemicals, to do more hair at your house. Take
your job and buy you a better alarm, or to
cut the grass. Take your job man and buy you
mo bacon applies a bigger stole. Follow your dream and
as long as God wakes you up is because he
ain't through what you know and he's got something for
you to receive. Have a great day to day. Talk

(01:31:21):
to God today, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
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