FULL SHOW: Asking For Directions, Old Parents, Strawberry Letter - If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It - 07.16.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
All at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Given them.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Black the million bus Bush Yeah, listening to.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Lot Joy? Yeah, Joy, you don't you love? You gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
You got to turn the mouth turn you probably got
to turn the mouth out.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
The water the money.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Look come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out your think. Uh huh, I sure will. Good
morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now
one it only Steve Harley got a radio show. Okay,
here we go today, folks. This is a good one
because today I want to share with you something that
affects every living soul, and that one thing is your attitude.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
This affects everyone. It is your attitude.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but I
mean many of you who listen and know this, but
there are a lot of people who don't understand a
positive attitude can bring about a change. A positive attitude
can bring about a change. Well, now here we go
with the nay says, well, Steve, what you mean if

(02:57):
I'm just positive being changed? My mama on what me
being positive got to do with that? Okay, now listen
to me carefully. A positive attitude can bring about change. Well, okay, Steve,
I hear you saying that, But they done fired me.
So now what does my having a positive attitude have
to do with the fact that they fired me? Well,

(03:20):
one more time, A positive attitude can bring about change. Well, Steve,
I set up in here and gave eight nine, twelve
years of my life to this man and he just
he cheated on me and walked out. Now what does
me being positive have to do with him cheating on me?

(03:41):
How that's gonna change that? Okay, here we go again.
A positive attitude can bring about change. Now listen to
the whole thing. Now, the positive attitude and the change
that can happen starts This is the start. It starts
within you. See, life is ten percent. What happens is

(04:07):
ninety percent what you do about what happens. Okay, you
gave twelve years of your life to this man. He
cheated and left you holding the bag, the kids and everything.
Now what does being positive have to do with changing that?
Or they came in and they fired you. You lost
your job that you was a stellar performer at. But now,
how does you having a positive attitude, How does that

(04:30):
change things for you. So far, you can use any example.
Here's what happens when you have a positive attitude. What
it produces within you is a positive approach to life.
And when you have a positive attitude and a positive
approach to life, it causes you to be optimistic, to

(04:54):
have a positive out look, to expect things to eventually
turn around and turn into a positive That's very important
because as the law of attraction comes into play, if
you think positive thoughts, you attract positive things. If you

(05:15):
think evil thoughts, you attract evil to you. You know,
if you want for nothing, then nothing comes your way.
If you want for positive attitude, if you want for
positive results, if you want for a great outcome, that's
what you attract to you. The change will begin within you.
So let's take the man that walked out your life

(05:36):
and left you hold in the bag. Here's a positive attitude. Okay,
two things have happened that's positive.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Here.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Number one, you've rided yourself of someone who is obviously
going to be, if not already been, toxic in your life.
Caused you many restless nights, a lot of uncomfortable feelings
of uneasiness, not sure, insecure play you've been going through
it with this person, whoever they are. Number One, that

(06:04):
person has been released from your life. Number Two, it
allows you now to have the someone who will treat
you just the way you want to be treated. That's
the positive outlook, that's the optimistic way. That's when you're
a positive person. You see the positive in things that
happen to you, instead of burying yourself under the what's

(06:25):
wrong with it? A old woe is me now concept?
See a positive attitude. When they came in there and
they fired you and let you go, could this not
have been just the opening you needed to finally start
on a new career path that you've been talking about
doing anyway? Could it possibly be a brand new chance

(06:47):
for you to get the dream job or dream career
of your choice. Could it not possibly be the perfect
opportunity now for you to finally finally do something about
that gift, about that talent that God gave you, that
thing that you love to do. Could it not be
the perfect time for you to pursue that. But if

(07:08):
you don't have a positive attitude, then you lay there.
Oh they finish, Come get in my house. Oh what
I'm gonna do now? Oh, this unemployment ain't enough. Oh Lord,
when this unemployment run out, what am I gonna do?
Then I won't have nothing? And you old woe is
me until you become old.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Woe is me.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
But if you take it from the positive approach, some
amazing things can happen in your life. I will tell
you on a personal note that some of the most
some of the best changes, some of the biggest moments
in my life came after a loss. So I don't
want to go down the list, but boy, I could
tell you. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
When they didn't want me on the radio anymore in La.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
When they didn't when they were it was sick of
the way I did radio out there, and they wanted
me gone. And on May twenty third, two thousand and five,
when my did when when my deal was done with
the beat out in La. Okay, look what happened though. Yeah,

(08:14):
I was gone in May. But in September nineteenth I
started to Steve Harvey Radio Network with four cities, you see.
But I didn't go old woe was me? I said, Oh, okay,
God must have something else from it in because if
he didn't remove me from this, that must be something else,
same thing can happen when you lose and you break

(08:36):
up in a relationship, same thing can happen to you.
You never know the one God God for you. Now
Here you go, Here you go again. Now you get
put into a situation where somebody treat you just the
way you want to be treated, provide you the whole
lot of aspects of your life you knew nothing about
prior to that. But you gotta stay positive. If you
stay positive, that positive attitude, that optimistic outlook, that that

(09:00):
that always thinking God got me no matter what happened
to me, some amazing things that's going will happen in
your life.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's a fact. I don't know how it works that way.
I just know that's what it is. Positive attitude is everything, y'all.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
So get off the old woe is Me negativity train
because it ain't gonna take you nowhere but down and
get your outlook up. If you change your attitude, you
change your altitude. Altitude is determined by your attitude. How
high you go, how big you become, how far you go.
It all depends on how you think. It all depends

(09:36):
on what type of attitude you got. Ain't ain't no
very very successful, super negative people. It just doesn't coincide
the way if you see that something that happened to
them along the way, and don't worry. You ain't gotta
worry about it because you ain't gonna see him long,
because you can't stay up there like that.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's just too hard, all right. That's the conversation.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, let's be about it.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Let's get with it. Come on now, it's time to
get it. Steve Harvey Morning Show us what we're talking
about now. So here's the deal. Let me make it
perfectly clear. Gratitude. If you start your day with gratitude,
there is no better way than to say thank you.
Once you introduce gratitude, you have now affected your mental attitude,

(10:28):
and Lord have mercy. Once your attitude is right, it
is in direct correlation to your altitude.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
You get them toodes lined up. Boy, you can be something.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
You better believe that Sharlie Strawberry believes that Colin Farrell
knows that the Mouth of the South knows that Junior
knows that the legend that is Nephew Tommy in all
darkness knows that and it is do I.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
Get sir, let's talk man, because you talking about won't
something out of life?

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Man?

Speaker 7 (11:01):
It's not sacrificing and discipline to get to where you
want to go?

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Is that Dov over hand in hand?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Well, Sacrificing discipline is different, and a lot of people
get them confused, and they think if they're sacrificing, that
they're being disciplined, and some people think if they're being
disciplined they're sacrificing. It's not the case. It's two separate requirements.
Bishop Jakes was talking one day and he said that

(11:30):
when you dream and aspire to something and you look
up at your dreams and aspirations, you're looking through a
glass ceiling. And in order to get to those dreams
and aspirations, you will have to break through the glass ceiling.
In breaking through glass, there's going to be some cuts,

(11:53):
and there's going to be blood shed, and the blood
that you're shedding is usually something that you care about.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
That is sacrifice.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Discipline is doing what you have to do even when
you don't want to amen and understanding discipline. It's a
hard lesson to teach your children about discipline. Discipline is
doing what you have to do even when you don't
want to. How many people are listening to this show

(12:25):
this morning getting ready to go to a job that
you may not really want to, but guess what you
know you have to.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's discipline.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, I don't want to get these kids ready for
school and fix their lunch and all this here.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I won't do that this morning, but I have to.
That's discipline.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Sacrifice is hard, man, because you don't want to give
up something to get something else. See, people have a
tendency to want to hold on to everything. But it
ain't no room in the clothes fist. There's only room
in the open fist. And when you open a fish,
something can get out. But that's the only way for
mo to get in. And that's the decision. That's the

(13:12):
glass ceiling that you got to bake breakthrough, and that's
the cuts that you got to take, And that's the
sacrifice you have to make. Lord, miss you better ask
this boy something like you like you send it to
me in a text or something. All right, God made
cut me in this life, boy, I know this hell, I.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Ain't got to think about this year.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
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nephew to run that prank back.

Speaker 8 (14:25):
What you got for us?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Snaff the doctor's visit? Yes, yes, cat dog, If you could.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
Hello Hello, I'm trying to reach a rodic beltan.

Speaker 10 (14:38):
Please he's not here.

Speaker 11 (14:39):
I take a message.

Speaker 9 (14:41):
My name is Mark, ma'am. I'm calling from the clinic.
Doctor Robert goodell music down?

Speaker 11 (14:46):
Hold on, I'm sorry, say that again.

Speaker 9 (14:47):
Okay, can you hear me?

Speaker 11 (14:48):
I can hear you now.

Speaker 9 (14:49):
I'm trying to reach Rogers. He's not here, okay. I'm
calling from the clinic, from doctor Robert's office and trying
to get some information to when do you know any
actually be in? No?

Speaker 11 (15:01):
Actually I don't. Is everything okay?

Speaker 9 (15:05):
Uh? Well, you know everything's fine. I mean nothing. I
can't be handled. But we were trying to actually get
some information to him so that he can actually come
back in for the results.

Speaker 11 (15:15):
Okay, well I don't.

Speaker 10 (15:16):
I don't know when I can. He's supposed to be
here now, I'm not sure when I can tell you
he's going.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
To be back.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
I'm sorry I didn't ask you earlier. Man, who am
I actually speaking with?

Speaker 10 (15:27):
This is his girlfriend and is Jan Jan?

Speaker 9 (15:31):
Okay? So, uh Jan? You don't you say you don't know? Yeah,
you don't have an idea when he'll be back.

Speaker 11 (15:37):
No, it's trying to make me kind of get a
little concerned though.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
No, no, no, wow, Okay, I'll tell you what. This
is the number that he actually left us to give
him a call on his results, and we're not getting
an answer. I don't have another number on hand. Do
you have any specific time I can actually call back
and maybe I'll get him again.

Speaker 11 (15:57):
I'm you're making my stomach is getting nervous.

Speaker 10 (15:59):
For now is what is the problem?

Speaker 9 (16:01):
Well, actually you know what it is, ma'am. As mister
Rogers came in for UH to take a few tests,
and he took some tests and we actually have the
results in and we'd actually really like for him to
come back.

Speaker 11 (16:11):
I don't know anything about Sorry, I didn't mean to
interrupt you, but I don't know anything about any tests.
He hasn't told me anything about going to a clinic
or anything like that. I see, So what kind of
tests are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (16:22):
Well, I mean, ma'am, I'm not really not at liberty
to give you any kind of information unless you're actually
on the paperwork. So you know, it's not even something
that I can discuss unless the patient has signed off
that you are the next of ken or the person
that can we can actually give the information to you.
Do you?

Speaker 11 (16:38):
I do, And I'm pretty certain, I mean the way
we operate in this house, so I'm pretty certain that
that I'm on the paperwork.

Speaker 9 (16:46):
So would you please len pulled up Roger's stuff on
computer here and I'll see what I give me one second, please, sure, okay, okay,
let's see now let me scroll down for next of ken. Okay,
I got a Janis. That is me.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
I mean everybody called me jam, but that's me Janis.

Speaker 9 (17:04):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (17:05):
Okay, tell me your name again.

Speaker 11 (17:06):
I'm sorry, what's your name again?

Speaker 9 (17:08):
Mark Marc? Like I said, I'm the clerk here at
doctor Robert Bofers, and I guess I am at Liberty
to tell you what's going on? Please do mister Roger
came in and took some STD test STV, yes, And
I guess at this point I should just maybe both
of you guys who come in and wait, wait a minute,
wait everybody and everybody wait a minute.

Speaker 11 (17:29):
No no, no, no, no, no no. I need you
to finish with you with.

Speaker 9 (17:32):
Just saying well, no, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
Man.

Speaker 9 (17:34):
What has happened is he's been diagnosed with as well as.

Speaker 11 (17:40):
You got to be kidding me.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
You have got to be kidding me. Okay, I'm not
hearing this.

Speaker 11 (17:48):
What that means?

Speaker 10 (17:49):
Do you understand that he lived in my household? Do
you understand that that means that he has.

Speaker 11 (17:54):
Been dipping somewhere else because I have been not doing
anything that would even come close to bringing something to.

Speaker 10 (18:01):
Him like that. So it's how parents that this man
has been outside of my household and do it when
he has no business doing it and bring it back in.

Speaker 9 (18:08):
Man, I'm not at liberty and making any accusations like that.
I cannot say anything like that. All I can say
is I'd like for both of you. You know, it'd
be good for both of you guys to come in. No. No, then,
well tell you though this is something treatable, it is curable.

Speaker 11 (18:22):
I do care about it being treatable or curable. What
I care about is the fact that he apparently had
been somewhere with some trick and brought something back home
to my household. That's what I care about.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
I do understand that, missus Danis. I do, but you
have to understand my position on what I'm trying to do.
I'm just reaching out and well.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
Listen, you happen to call my household, you just have
to have to be on the on the other side
of it. I'm sorry you're.

Speaker 11 (18:47):
Getting most of it, but I tell you what what
you need to do is you need to make him
an appointment and I will meet him there.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
He will be when sleeping.

Speaker 9 (18:56):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (18:57):
You need to make him an appointment to come at
to take a look at these results you're talking about.
And guess who will show up at the door before
he gets there.

Speaker 9 (19:05):
Me, that's a sinsion to beat. I mean, since you're
the next willn't be better for you just to tell
him what's going on?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Since I've sat to.

Speaker 10 (19:12):
You, this is the plan you need to give him.
You need to give him a call and to give
you arself phone number.

Speaker 9 (19:18):
Yes, I have a PI. Okay, I got it.

Speaker 10 (19:22):
Okay, you call him and set a twelve you an appointment.
Trust me when I tell you, when he walks through
that door, it seize my face.

Speaker 9 (19:29):
He will know, Okay, okay, ms Mnchells. I'm not trying
to create chaos to let mister Rogers know that we
need him to come actually into the building.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
I could give to a boy the call. All I
know is you make that appointment. I will get there
before he gets there and his own I'm telling you
that's how it's gonna row.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
Do you understand me, miss ms mithsis, I can't allow
any chaos to be going on in the building. I
cannot allow that you create this.

Speaker 10 (20:00):
You something I don't care.

Speaker 11 (20:01):
I could care less about what you feel about it
and what you can and can't.

Speaker 10 (20:06):
All I'm telling you is you.

Speaker 9 (20:11):
Looking for mister Rogers and you called him soon to
be white?

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Know what?

Speaker 10 (20:16):
Correction? Correction soon to.

Speaker 9 (20:18):
Not be white. I got one more thing I do
need to tell you, though, mister you know what.

Speaker 10 (20:23):
I can't deal with another thing. I swear to God,
don't tell me everything out.

Speaker 9 (20:26):
But I do have a.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
Make your appointment. That's all I care about.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
You.

Speaker 10 (20:31):
Make your appointment, make your point.

Speaker 9 (20:33):
But I need you to ask for somebody when you
come to the clinic. I need you to ask for
one person and then they will take care of you.

Speaker 11 (20:39):
Who do I need to ask for us?

Speaker 9 (20:40):
Okay, you need to ask for nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show, because that's who I am. You
just got prayed by your husband, Roger. You know what
my coming tell me, Temmy.

Speaker 10 (20:57):
I listened to you. Everyone said, oh my goodness, I
am so embarrassed, and oh my gosh, I am. I
am over.

Speaker 11 (21:11):
I'm done.

Speaker 9 (21:12):
I got one more thing I got to ask, okay,
what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio
show in the land, the.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
One I wake up to every morning, The Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next, ask the
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Speaker 6 (22:12):
All right, guys, it is time for as the COLO.
The Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is in the building.
Are you ready, sir, Let's go oh yeah, oh yeah.
This one is from Talia in Atlanta. Talia says, my
husband and I decided to spice up our sex life
after being married for almost twenty years. Back in the day,
we'd have sex anywhere, so he had a brilliant idea

(22:36):
to have sex in the backseat of our car in
the parking lot of a best Buy. The sneaking part
was fun and we were almost done when someone yelled
on the knocked on the window and it was a
parking lot security guard. He yelled, hey, you can't do
that here. The security guard is my son's friend. What

(22:59):
you recognized me? And tells our son, how do we
explain this?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Whoa, that's what you're worried about? Well, yeah, I mean
it was with your husband.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Your problem would be if that wasn't your husband, you
can always say boy, you know good? Hell, well, we
wasn't doing nothing in that damn parking lot. I had
dropped the French fry down in the crack of that
seat and was trying to get down there there and
get that thing. That's all that was damn french fry,
and I still well, I found I found french fry

(23:33):
from last summer and there just say that, you know,
you ain't gotta worry about that oa.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
But she was naked though, Okay, Mama, it was almost well, I.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Got hot, you know, I was trying to find it
French fry. He got hot as hell in there because
it took me so long to find the damn French fry.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
So I just took what was daddy doing?

Speaker 6 (24:00):
He was knacka too looking.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
You know how your daddy is.

Speaker 12 (24:06):
All right?

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Moving on, Ronnie in North Carolina. I'm not using my
real name because I would be in a world of
trouble if my friend finds out I'm messing with his
oldest daughter. For the record, she's thirty six and fine.
I'm only forty two and my friend is much older
than me, so it's not like I'm a dirty old man.
I have a real attraction to his daughter, and sex

(24:28):
is the best because we've known each other for so long.
She's ready to be honest with her dad, but I
need more time.

Speaker 12 (24:36):
How do I tell my friend this?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
You're gonna get your dog, boy? Yeah, this ain't done,
but just swipping on the horizon.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
The future, you know, but they're in lot see see.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
She wants to be honest. Well, you know, now, okay,
let's let's do a little bit of math thirty six.
Let's assume he's fifty six. Let's say she had him
he was followed a twenty dad, let's say eighteen. Let's
say he's fifty four, you forty two, the girl thirty six.
He ain't gonna handle it, right, man, He just ain't.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Because he doesn't want his friend.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah, and the friendship, well, you know, being uh being honest,
and now I'll come He keep telling y'all, where is this?
Honesty is the best policy? Where they keep coming from?
How many times if I told y'all about that?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Why don't see why?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
I keep proving this to y'all over and open and
open honesty is not the best policy. I'm a proponent
of this. Don't don't do this? So they should just
cad is with you to your grade.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yes, huh, what if it turns into something? I mean,
it's turned into something.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
It's all.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Turned into what a real relationship?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
That ain't saying? Is he said just the best sex?
That's all he's said.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
That is he said he has a real attraction to her,
and she wants to tell him.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
A real attraction.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Huh, do you know how many real attractions listen to
this y'all and all of y'all know this is true.
Do you know how many real attractions you got to
keep to yourself?

Speaker 13 (26:39):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (26:39):
Yeah, that's where the line stuff comes in. Okay, okay, yeah.
Why you're looking like you're.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Disappointed in the team. I don't even I don't know what.
Is this a discussion? Which he's just as obvious. Yeah,
all right, come in the room. You got to leave,
you know what I mean, get out of it.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
In Birmingham, we've moved on. Steve says, I've been driving
trucks for ten years and I'm ready for a career change.
I am trying to lose weight and stop smoking, but
it's hard. The reason I want a lifestyle change is
because I met a special lady recently and I want
to see her more. She says. She gets lonely when
I'm away, so it causes her to date other men.

(27:38):
She said, if I'm home, she will be all about me.
My kids said, I'm falling for a garden tool, and
they told me to get advice from uncle Steve the
Colo before she breaks my heart. Is she worth my
time or not?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Clo Well, sure, did he give an age?

Speaker 6 (27:57):
No, but he's been driving trucks for ten years.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Can you've been driving trucks? Your name is Big Daddy.
You trying to lose weight? Yeah, you trying to lose
weight because you got this girl you like, and stop
smoking because you got this girl just like and you
and when you away, she says she misses you and
it causes her to date other men. And if you

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was around all the time, she could be about you.
You want to get in a relationship with a person
like this, because see this, if you were here, I
could be all about you, could be you for right now.
You driving off too many times? It could work his
way into just hell, where you went to the store.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I was sitting here, so I wanted to date.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
It took her down to that store and it took
forty minutes. Hell, he was just sitting on the porch talking.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
So I entertained a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
I would lose weight and quit smoking so I could
be health to meet the chicken my dreams.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
She may not be it dog, she may not be
it all.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Right, Seelo, good advice. Good advice is always she Steve.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Harvey, Marty show Man, Junior, what's on your mind today. Man,
the marything you talking about today last night? Let me
tell you something.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
You need to stop talking to me immediately. Yeah, talking
about I'm going here. Yeah yeah, I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
About you, mister Harvey.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
You you if I go in here with another piece
of Harvey advice that he talked about my marri I'm
not gonna be marrying low.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I need.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I need to just stop talking. I got you.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Well see you stupid, No noo, put this on me.
You're stupid walking in your marriage teabout Steve said. I said,
you know you got to walk in there like you
learned some new information. You don't take me in there
with you.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I did. She's not gonna let me in her marriage.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
There said, I'll tell you what that You better not
have a closing remarks acts like.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
It came to you.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I better that closer.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Mark.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Don't have no clothing Mark today, don't have one?

Speaker 7 (30:17):
He said, Why you ain't doing steee?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
He said, talk to God. He coming up right after you.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Jay, it
is time for one of our favorite segments, comedy Roulette.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah please do.

Speaker 14 (30:44):
Because Junior is a comedian, Tom is a comedian. I'm
a comedian and Steve is a comedian. Because we're all
four comedians. Said, you have four comedians on the show,
we take full steps to put them on the wheel
where the land we make the funny.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Why do we do that, Jay?

Speaker 14 (31:03):
Because because juniors comedian, comedian, comedian?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Who are they?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Now?

Speaker 15 (31:21):
It's you Jay, Tommy and.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Let's go No, because you're taking fun out of it.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
The number one things people say who've been in jail
a long time. Uh, okay, get this one, guys. Directions
that black people give you all right, okay, okay, excuses
men say when they're not getting a lot of sex.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
All day.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Some people say, who don't have cable?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
That's another all right, spun it.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Oh, this is unusual.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
It's stopped one.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Directions that black people give you.

Speaker 14 (32:18):
Definitely, black people give different directions.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Here we go?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (32:25):
What you want to do is do you know where
the Baptist church used to be? And you you don't
know where it used to be, Well you're not gonna
find it.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (32:47):
I know a lot about this because I am black,
so I do have a I do know some directions
that black people give. This is also a direction when
you back it up. Come on, come on, come on,
I'm on back, Come on back, come on, you come on,
old Union.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
You got it on this side.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
You got it?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, come on, Hold what you got that's what you're
looking for right there, that's the whole what you got.
Direction people give. Now, Look, this is what you want
to do.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Now, you want to go down here to the second
stop time, you're gonna mend the left right there. Go
down to the next block. I don't know what street
that is, but go down to the next block. It's
the store there.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Go in that store and ask for Lucky, and Lucky
know how to get Come on, I is right down
there across from Earl Neil. That's what people say.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Yeah, come on, directions and black people give you Jay
were friend.

Speaker 14 (34:00):
Okay, you're gonna go down a bit ways and you're
gonna see an old man sitting on the porch. If
he ain't on the porch, you just keep driving or
wait till he come out, and then you make the
left right down.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
You you can't miss it right that.

Speaker 15 (34:23):
This is direction.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Step Black people.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Give you what you mean?

Speaker 7 (34:27):
You don't know where we're at.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
We at the same place where Liddy was shot.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Right there?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
How come you home? You've been when Liddy got shot?
I was there, Keith was sat down with there.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
With the exact same spot when Lindy got shot.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
My gosh, that's what you want to do. Take this road,
this row it Take this road, this row it, take
this road.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
It you go down this road.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Now, this here is is uh asphalt. Now wait till
you see a dirt road. You see a dirt road,
that way, you make your right. You are to see
the house coming up on the right side. If you
go further than that, you might see a klan round
and that means you went too far.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
You might want to back it up. You might want
to back it up. Directions that black people get.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Make a left when you get down there and see
the big black tree that got your squirrels in it,
and you got to be.

Speaker 14 (35:29):
Looking these as yes here go right here, y'all. How
much gas you got in your car, because you ain't
gonna make it on half a tank. You're gonna need
to have a whole full take a.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Gas to get what I got it.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
These are directions that black people give you. Okay, you
coming to the Fan Reunion. Okay, follow the north Star
till they're running the Cheryl House. What just follow the
north Star to the run into Sharyl House.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Yeah, all right, all right, you're trying to get to
the convention center. That's where you're trying to go. Let
me tell you what you need to do. I can't
get you there, but I can get you there for
them to do what I need you to do. Take Maine,
get your Maine. If you go down Maine uh uh
second Street, I think Commerce, Commerce and Maine. It's a

(36:38):
girl named Glitter. That's the prostitute. She right there on
the car.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Glitter.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Get Glitter in that car, and Glitter know how to
get you to that convention Thank you, Glitter? All right?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Direction all right, but you go all the way down
now to you'll see black people no more.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Then come back two blocks.

Speaker 14 (37:06):
That's it, okay, big right, right.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
All right?

Speaker 15 (37:14):
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It is time now for a round of would you rather?

(37:59):
Would you rather propose in front of a crowd or
would you rather proposed privately?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Junior said B privately? Yeah? I go with B too. Yeah,
she say no in front of the people.

Speaker 13 (38:13):
I know.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
Yeah, I got to fight everybody.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Just raining back in my pocket and all this. I
gotta get off. I got to get up off my knee,
turned around, figure out which whereas to hold in the crowd,
I can you know, I gotta get to the bathroom
and wash my face.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
All this, man, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
And then the crowd it's like collectively, oh man.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Somebody somebody hit me on the back like they did Rudy.
I probably hang that doctor, all right?

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Would you rather use a dating app? Or did you
rather go old school and go on a blind date?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (39:04):
Yeah, Because people low on their profile pictures. You ain't
who you really. I'd rather just go see it for
myself than you have.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
And have someone do an emergency call if you don't
like the way they look.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
I could walk out the blind date.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
I've actually been on the blind date so bad that
I acted as if I was blind.

Speaker 12 (39:24):
How did you do that? You could see and then
you wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
And then as soon as she walked up to the table,
I got him, snapped the chair leg off, and you guys.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Tapping my way right out?

Speaker 12 (39:37):
That noth didn't happen as soon as you saw up.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
As soon as she sat down, I stood, snapped the
leg off, start tapping right off. That restaurant.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Table wasn't long enough. I had to beard over. Look crazy,
what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Huh? Who are you?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
On the way?

Speaker 8 (40:12):
You didn't touch nothing on the way because you could
see what you was doing.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I kept up this bike. I kept looking for my dog.

Speaker 12 (40:24):
Well I don't.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Crazy, all right?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Would you.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Like my dog?

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Would you rather compete in the summer Olympics or would
you rather compete in a Winter Olympics sport?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
What the hell I'm gonna do in the winter sports.

Speaker 12 (40:49):
Ice skating thing?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Like?

Speaker 9 (40:57):
Oh man?

Speaker 6 (40:59):
So I guess that's summer for the both of you.
All right, thank you.

Speaker 15 (41:03):
Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
This, Hey say, was annyautist?

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Tip maalehus a game here? Han Yoda King?

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Good?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
This is Frankie of me.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
And you listened to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now, there is science
that supports that kids with older parents, older parents, now,
especially fathers, especially the dads, might be a little more
socially awkward than kids with younger fathers.

Speaker 12 (41:41):
All right, so here's the question.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Uh, did you guys have parents that were much older
than your friend's parents?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (41:49):
And if and if you did, and if you did,
Steve says you did, So, how did that affect you?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Steve?

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Growing up?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Did fight about it? Really?

Speaker 6 (41:58):
What do you mean you got teased about?

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, you know I went to public school with pole kids. Yeah,
whose grandmama that? Hey man? One more time?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
So I don't.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
I'm told you who that is? I told you twice
when you asked it one more time, grandmama?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
That didn't?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Then my mother that my mama dog nineteen I'm exploded
in nineteen sixty seven, I done told the dude. In
nineteen sixty eight, another dude asked me who grandmama up
to here at the school. That was the day after
Martin Luther king funeral on TV. I jumped dead on his.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
Forget all that piece of love stuff.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yeah, ain't know that Martin Luther King dead. I don't
want to hear nothing about this. Yeah, I had old parents. Wow,
now my mama and never had me when they were
forty two.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
So oh okay, So do you think age matters when
it comes to parenting?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Then hell? Yeah, yeah, you ain't about what you're gonna
talk about.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
You should have them when you're younger.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
You think, yeah, that's my recommend them.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Yeah, well what is the one you don't have nothing
to talk about?

Speaker 14 (43:09):
Well, I mean the things that you want to relate
to each the older parents they're much older.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
So the millennials and younger want to talk about tech stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
And oh yeah, but I give you the example. Okay,
I don't care for I love the grandkids. When they
come over you running the office, Papa, hug me, climb
up on me, kiss me on the cheek. I love
that man, and then get out of here.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
But wait a minute, Steve. Okay, that would work if
you were a much older grandparent, but you're a normal
age for a grant. You don't want What are you
talking about?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
If I don't want the green Kys having his life.
I don't say I was that old.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I'm just saying I don't at this age, I don't
care for my grandkids have been to the hell I
look like with a baby, my own a case.

Speaker 14 (44:01):
And they want you can only bring one at a
time to my house. One at a time. You can't
bring how many kids do you have? I got eleven
one time?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Won't wow?

Speaker 6 (44:13):
And then you have you have a favorite and everyone
knows and you make favorite? Yes, and all the other
grandkids know that, oh.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
They know, they know how to go, an't even lying
and they know how to go?

Speaker 15 (44:25):
And what knowledge your favorite grandkids?

Speaker 14 (44:28):
In front of those right that this cuts out all
the mess of everybody gets and well who the favorite?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Now?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
They know?

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Well today, does that cause a problem in the family.

Speaker 14 (44:42):
Or anybody know that a Crea is a favorite?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Can the rest of them?

Speaker 14 (44:47):
Maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't, but a Cura
can get it anything anything you won't.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
She's my favorite?

Speaker 15 (44:55):
Is she your first?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Grandkid.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Is that why your first grandchild?

Speaker 14 (44:59):
It's a long story, but I picked her as a
favorite and we just rolle with that and we don't
get in fights about it.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Pick you picked her as a favorite?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Is the favorite?

Speaker 12 (45:10):
How did you do that?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Look?

Speaker 14 (45:12):
My sister was the favorite of my mom. My mom
didn't speaking to me until I was thirteen years old.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I have a favorite grandchild too. Oh, you're not gonna
do it. No, I know it is, but no, don't
have a favorite grandchild? Is Ezra? Oh that's the baby
that can't because he don't know me. Yeah, yeah, because
he don't know you. He don't know me. He don't

(45:40):
want nothing. He don't talk back. He slab them all
the time to try to hold.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
His bigger head off. To look at me like he
ain't never seen me. He smiled, and he just slobb
As soon as he see your bottle, his whole body
goes into a convulsion.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
It just straighten up and stiff it out. When he
see a bottle, he get he just locking up.

Speaker 9 (46:06):
All right.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
Coming up next, it is the nephew, your favorite nephew,
Steve with Frank right after this.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (46:13):
This is Kevin Hart and I want to thank everybody
for listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (46:17):

Speaker 1 (46:25):
This Steve Harvey Moore on the show. Man, ain't nobody
playing with y'all.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
I do not have a problem with false teeth, but
you can't take them out on the first day.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
You can't take him out with me.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Ever, at no point is I ass can you reach
up in your head, put a whole row damn teeth out,
set him down on the table.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I don't give it, damn.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
If you don't put him in glass, you can wrap
him up in your handkerchief, put him in your top pocket.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I don't give it.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
If you know how to spin them teeth on your
finger like a basketball, and you want to be sitting
up in here and watching your teeth go around.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Coming up, coming up. At about four minutes after the hour,
it's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is if
it ain't broke, don't fix it. Okay, we'll get into
that in just a bit, but right now it is
time for the nephew and today's Frank phone call.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
NEF, what you got for us today? Well, certainly this
right Here is for the ladies that wear these. This
is for the eyelashes that's just too far out there.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
They just too far.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
You don't mind lashing, Yeah, I love lashes, but when
they pass your nose, I mean, it's just it's a situation,
you know, it's a lot going on.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
So this is right here is called lashing out. Lashing out?
All right, cat dog?

Speaker 10 (47:37):
If you would, hey, slashing out? How can we lash
you out?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I'm trying to reach Bianca.

Speaker 13 (47:44):
This is hey.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Listen, my name is Brian. My my wife Jamie come
up there and get her eyelashes done.

Speaker 9 (47:51):
Is uh?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Who the who's the owner of this place?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I am Brian.

Speaker 10 (47:55):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (47:56):
Going on?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Your Bianca? You're the one that own the place.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
I'm Bianca. I'm the owner. We opened about a year
and a half ago, proud, happy, black owned, women owned,
women owned establishment. What can I do for you?

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Okay, here's the dep I'm sick and tired of my
wife coming up there and then when she get back home,
she got these thick ass eyelashes on and they long
as hell, you know, I mean, it's these eyelashes thicking
on somebody's mustache.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
It's a shame. You know, I have told her to
take that.

Speaker 10 (48:28):
Hold up, Brian. Now, I may or may not be
the person doing it, but whoever, I'm pretty sure probably
that sounds familiar. But whoever, we have a lot of customers.
But whoever comes in here. They picked their lashes. We
we you know, we collaborate. But the girls are saying
what they want done. They pick it. So if they're thick,
they're sick because they want them thick.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Okay, well these are two they too thick and then
and they too long. Your eyelasses ain't supposed to be
sticking away.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I pass your nose.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
That's a shame. But let me let me tell you
what I'm getting at though. Here's here's here's my reason
for calling. If my wife come home one more say
what n you?

Speaker 10 (49:05):
Can you send her down? Because I mean, I'm running
a business here and you sound crazy. They can cheer
you through the pall on the girls and looking at
me in the chair. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (49:16):
Can you calm down? You loud and screaming.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
All I'm saying is if my wife come home with
these long, thick as I lasses again, I'm gonna come
up there and raise holy hell at that place.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I'm telling you the truth about that.

Speaker 10 (49:29):
You know, what are you talking about? Why you're threatening me?
You are not coming up here.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I'm coming up there.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
You if my wife coming home with them thick as long,
I lass as again, I am no, you're not coming
up here.

Speaker 10 (49:40):
We just opened a year and a half ago. We
are doing that. We don't need no drama for nobody.
You need to talk to your wife, fix your marriage.

Speaker 11 (49:47):
Don't come down here.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Ain't nothing wrong with my marriage. The only thing wrong
with my marriage is he think as I lasted and
they too long.

Speaker 10 (49:54):
That's the Why are you? Why are you calling me
with this? See now I'm yelling because.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
I'm calling because this is where she got her eyelasses done.

Speaker 10 (50:02):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Then you need to
talk to your wife. Okay, I need to calm down.
I'm running a business here. What you're trying to do
sabotage me? What you work for the comps?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Are you trying to sabotage now?

Speaker 5 (50:13):
But I'll tell you what if you come home with
these long thickets as our lads again, I'm gonna come
up there and I'm gonna find all the violates and
the codes and everything building codes, and I will get
you shut down if we don't stop these long thickets
as I lasts.

Speaker 10 (50:26):
Okay, Brian, I'm from the south Side so much. You
need to back up because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes,
I'm gonna go there with you. You're threatening in my livelihood.
You're threatening the jobs of so many girls here.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (50:41):
You need to talk to your wife and you need
to back up. And I am sorry to Kurt. We
try to speak class here, but now you're making me
lash out at from lash out. But you need to
back up. This is my job and people have jobs.
What are you doing threatening to come up here. I'm
gonna call the cops on you and you will not
be able to come here and we will not let

(51:02):
you get her. Her eyelashes on. And you need to
fix your marriage because you got some anger issues. Clearly
you pissed off at your wife and you're calling us,
threatening to ruin our business. Why what is your wife's name?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
My wife name is? My wife name is Jamie?

Speaker 10 (51:17):
Okay, does anybody is here no Jamie or do Jamie's glashes? Okay?
It's like four girls raising her hand because everybody goes
to somebody different, so I don't know who is does
Jamie's lashes. But you got some anger issues?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Okay, I ain't got no anger issue.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
The only problem, my god, is my wife having some long,
thick eyelashes and they further out than her nose and
thicking into somebody's muchstair.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
That's what I got a problem with.

Speaker 10 (51:44):
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Cards?

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Where's where's Carmen at right now?

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See right here looking at me?

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Here.

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It is the Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Thank you, nephew. Subject. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty two year old married
woman and I've been married for twenty one years and
we have three teenagers at home. I'm working from home now,
so I'm able to cook for the kids and be
a bit more hands on. I also have more time
to see how ignorant my husband really is. He is

(57:13):
a cheater and a very bad one. He's been busted
several times, and I've overlooked it because I don't want
to break up a happy home. My father is a
big influencer in my life. He was a pastor for
most of my life, and when he cheated on my mother,
he got excommunicated from the church. I know I should

(57:33):
not be getting marital advice from him, but he's a
wise man, so I'd rather listen to him than a therapist.
He's always told me to keep to myself and not
to look for things, and I will have a long
and happy marriage. Being in the house ninety percent of
the time shields me from anything my husband might be
doing in the streets. That's why I call him ignorant

(57:56):
all the time. He can't even cover his tracks like
a seasoned womanizers would. I've seen inappropriate emails to his
female manager, and I've seen text messages and breastpicks on
his phone from random women. That's his thing. He always
gets several breast picks from the women he's sleeping with.
It can be two or three at a time for

(58:18):
all I care. But there's no way I should know
what he's up to. Women and my family disagree with
me all the time and try to tell me things
about my husband. I ask them politely to stop gossiping
with me, because I'm not leaving this man. My dad
came over the other night and confirmed what I believe.

(58:38):
He said, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. My
man still makes me feel like I am the only
woman for him despite what he does behind my back.
Am I a fool for letting the slide? Or do
I destroy my family and leave him? What a confusing
situation you're in, and try to get us in but

(59:00):
see if we can help you. I think the first
thing you need to do is stop listening to your daddy.
That's what I think, because remember, he cheated too. He
got kicked out of the church for it. What he's
telling you to do is what he would have wanted
his wife and your mother to.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Do so he could keep doing what he was doing, cheating.

Speaker 6 (59:19):
That way, he could cheat and keep his pastor's job
at the same time. So please tell him thank you,
but no, thank you. I'm good, daddy, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I know this is hurting you. It's confusing you.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
Your dad's asking you to turn a blind eye to
your husband's infidelity. You're not happy, and even though you
say you have a happy home, it's not happy in
your home. You're miserable. They all know about your husband,
Your family. You've sacrificed your happiness for twenty one years
listening to your dad's crazy advice. I mean it's time

(59:53):
you make some decisions for your own, on your own
about your own life. Okay, tell your husband you're no
longer going to put up with going. You know, all
this goings on that he has, this is crap that
he's giving you. You said you're not leaving him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Are you sure?

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
You said you're not leaving him in spite of everything
that you've seen and that he's done. But you know
you don't have to take this from him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
I hope. Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Your marriage is very broken and it does need fixing.
So if you really want to stay in it, since
you said you're not leaving, it's time to let your
husband know that he better straighten up or he's got
to go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Simple as that, Steve, I don't know how we help
a person that don't well help. Yeah, lady, why did
you even write us? I mean, you know you said
in the letter. Here's a line that sticks out for me.
Women in my family disagree with me all the time

(01:00:51):
and then try to tell me things about my husband.
I ask them politely to stop gossiping with me because
I'm not leaving this man. Okay, so what you wants
to do, you ain't leaving. Stay there, stay there, stay there,

(01:01:11):
and quick complaining. That's all you got to do. Now,
seem to me like in this letter you need.

Speaker 16 (01:01:18):
To learn how to lap it, lick it and like it.
Three ls, lap it, lick it and like it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
That's what it seems to me like, because you don't.
You're not leaving this man, all right, But now let
me tell you, let me get you to this point.
You're fifty two, you've been married twenty one, you got
three teenagers at home, and now you have more time
to spend at home, so you can be a bit

(01:01:54):
more hands on because you work from home now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
And now you want to say.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Your husband and our only time to see how ignorant
my husband really is. So you're married to an ignorant man. Okay,
he's a cheater and a very bad one. Now you're
married to an ignorant man. That's a cheater. You've busted
him several times, and I've overlooked it because I don't
want to break up a happy home. Who happy in

(01:02:23):
the home? No, I mean the kids might be cool
because they don't know. He's certainly cool because he can
get busted and you overlook it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
So I'm not sure that if he's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Getting busted and you're overlooking it, if he's ignorant, or
he realized he can do what he want to do
because you ain't gonna do nothing. So I'm not really
sure that he's ignorant. I just think he realized you
ain't gonna do nothing. When I come back, I'll straightened
it out. They ain't gonna be able to help you, though,
but I will talk to you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
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letter response at twenty three minutes after the hour. The
subject is, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. We'll
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or globelifradio dot com. All right, come on, Steve, let's
recap today's crazy strawberry letter. The subject if it ain't broke,
don't fix it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
This is the dumbest letter we've had in a while.
This is your he's dumb. I'm fifty two, been married
twenty one years, three teen years at home. You work
for home now, so you spend a lot of more time.
You're a lot more home or you're a lot more
hands on now, and you've also had time to see
how ignorant your husband really is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
This is why you say he's ignorant. He's a cheater
and a very bad one. Okay, Then you say he's
been busting several times, and I've overlooked it because I
don't want to break up a happy home.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
You don't want to break up home for who?

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Because if you happy in that type of situation, there's
nothing men Shirley can do for you. My father is
a big influencer in my life. He was a pastor
for most of my life. When he cheated on my mother,
and he got excommunicated from the church. I know I
should not be getting marriedteral advice from him, but he's

(01:04:49):
a wise man, so I'd rather listen to him than
a therapist. You make the most contradictory statements throughout your
damn ladder. You live with the man who's ignorant and
a bad cheater, and you overlook it because you don't
want to break up a happy home. Your father got
excommunicated for cheating on your mama, and I know I

(01:05:11):
should not be getting male tell advice from him, but
he's a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Wise man, so I'd rather listen to him.

Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
Than a therapist.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Okay, okay, lady. And now this is what his father said.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
He's always told me to keep to myself and not
look for things, and I will have a long and
happy marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
What kind of father is this?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Listen to me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
He's wise, but not to your benefit. He has give
you the wisdom of a cheater. He's not giving you
the wisdom you need as the person who's being cheated on.
And I'm stunned that this is coming from your father.
How old and backwards ass is he thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
And this is who you'd rather talk to than a therapist.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
A lady, come on now, and you fifty two what
you're talking to his old ass fault this all ass cheating,
with this all ass advice you've dealt daddy old enough

(01:06:21):
to have written him. Why are you listening to him?
Shut up, keep your mouth closed, Let your man cheat.
Head there, gold you shut up, keep your mouth closed.
Let your man keep cheating on. I said, shut up

(01:06:42):
and keep your mouth closed, and let your man keep
cheating on. Let him cheat, let him cheat, cheat on you,
and keep.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Your mouth closed. So you have a happy home now.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Being in the house ninety percent of the time, it
shiels me from anything my husband might be doing in
the streets. No, it don't, lady. That's why I call
him ignorant all the time. He can't even cover his
track like a seasoned womanizer wood. I've seen inappropriate emails
to his female manager. I've seen text messages and breastpicks
on his phone from random women. Why he need a

(01:07:21):
pass code because if you see it, you've already said
you gonna overlook it. And in a minute in the letter,
you're finna tell us you ain't finna leave him. So
how ignorant is he he doing? It because he know
you ain't gonna do nothing. That's his thing. He always
gets several breast picks from the women he's sleeping with.

(01:07:42):
You're typing this from your happy home. It can be
two or three out of time for all I care.
But there's no way I should know what he's up to.
It's okay that you know what he's up to because
you're not going to do anything about it for two reasons,

(01:08:04):
cause you don't want to upset your happy home, and
your daddy told you to stop looking for stuff. Women
in my family disagree with me all the time and
they try to tell me things about my husband. I
ask them politely stop gossiping with me because I am
not leaving this man. Okay, now, nah, I got a
clear picture of it. You think your husband is a

(01:08:26):
he ignorant because he cheats. He's been busting several times,
and you keep overlooking it. Your dad didn't told you
to stop looking through for stuff, but you find stuff anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Female relatives and told you to leave him.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
You've told him to stop gossiping about you and him
because you're not leaving this man. My dad came over
the other night. Now here come this old fool. Your
dad came over the other night and confirmed what I believe.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
He said. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
My man still makes me feel like I'm the only
woman for him despite what he does behind my back.
Am I food for letting this slide? Or do I
destroy my family and leave him? Lady, listen to me.
This man makes you feel like you're the only woman
for him. You may he may make you feel like

(01:09:24):
you're the only woman for him, but you ain't the
only woman with him. Now. If you done signed up
for this open marriage that you're in and don't know it,
I'd like to introduce.

Speaker 9 (01:09:35):
You to it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
You are in an open marriage, id open and as
far as your daddy goes, Listen to me. Man, Please
don't advise your daughters based on advise your daughter's based
on mistakes you've made, and let them learn from mistakes
you've made. Do not make your daughters relive a mistakes
so you can be cleared as a cheater.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
That's the most ignorant mess I've ever heard. This stupid
Thank you, Steve.

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
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(01:11:12):
Tommy and Jr. What's your physical tell when you're lying? I?

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Can you not?

Speaker 9 (01:11:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Can you not?

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Look?

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Why would we sit here and tell that?

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
Right then?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Why would we do that?

Speaker 9 (01:11:23):
We know?

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
I ain't got no tail. I lie to you in
your face. I ain't no tail my lines.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
You can't ever bust me on the original line. You
can go days and do some fact checking and come
up with the truth. But the moment I'm telling.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
The line.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Very very convincing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
What what tale? Right now?

Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
What color is your shirt?

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
It's a leopard?

Speaker 12 (01:12:04):
See?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Excuse me? Have you've ever seen when? Have you ever
seen a black leopard? That's the jaguar? Ye, jaguars? Wipe
your camera off.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
You're just gonna go with the lie right down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
I gotta keep it going. Well, have you ever been
Let me ask you something? What have y'all not? Immediately?

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Let me ask you something? Y'all probably y'all ain't never
took a polygraph before?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Never you took one? Ago you took a polygraph? Hell yeah,
what a comed the tail you will take.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
I didn't become a comedian until I was twenty seven.
I didn't get famous at this until I was thirty eight.
Poly Have I ever took a polygraph? Federal charge?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Steve? Please you, I've been cleared. I'm fine. It's been
way more to seven years. I can't get on none
of this here past every line model time lied right
to his You.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
Need to go on first forty eight or something.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
The only thing got me was that video surveillance. I
was standing there right there with the dude. Yeah. When
the truth, Well, that's how you get good at it,
Shirley and call her. What you have to lie when
you don't have to lie? That get that gives you
the paxmatise at it. Y'all, wait till it's time to lie.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
No work on that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:43):
Got a horrible liar. I'm a horrible life work I
really am, I really am. I'm the worst.

Speaker 15 (01:13:50):
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Let's go.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
This caller is from New Jersey. Her name is Holly.

Speaker 10 (01:14:24):
I'm mister Harvey, Miss Sherley, Tommy and the rest.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
Of the crew.

Speaker 10 (01:14:28):
I really do love listening to you guys.

Speaker 17 (01:14:31):
My name is Holly.

Speaker 10 (01:14:32):
I'm calling all the way from New Jersey.

Speaker 17 (01:14:35):
I have a question for you, mister Harvey. I know
you have a blended family, and I'm supposed to have
a blended family, but I don't. And the reason I'm
saying that is because my husband of ten years has.

Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
Kept his children away from our home.

Speaker 17 (01:14:52):
Or relationship, and it has gotten to a state where
it's still very toxic. In a nutshell, my husband have
moved to the sofa since February of this year, and
it's a lot of tension and what comes with that. Anyway,
my question for you, how should I handle this? I'm

(01:15:13):
actually thinking of going south because I've tried getting him
to counseling and he bluntly refused.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
And at this stage in.

Speaker 15 (01:15:22):
My life, I need my mental health.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
I have two adult.

Speaker 17 (01:15:27):
Boys, they just graduated from college, and I don't think
I want to put up a living like this any longer.

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
I would greatly appreciate your advice.

Speaker 17 (01:15:36):
Thank you have a great take on that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Well, I mean, ma'am, you got me in a precarious position,
But I would have to go along with your initial
thoughts on this thing right here, I personally don't understand. Look,
you're not gonna blean in this family. He keeps them apart.
You're working for something that he ain't trying to make happen.
You got tension in your life. Life is too short
to live like this. Your children are grown. Mention how

(01:16:00):
his were, but you know they might be grown too.
So I'm just going about your business. You want to
go south, go south, but you ain't got to keep
you ain't got to You can't make nobody do something
they don't want to do. You can't get a person
in therapy that won't go to therapy. You can't make
a person do right that wants to do wrong. You
can't make nobody love you. So take your fine self

(01:16:24):
on south. You ain't got to worry about it. You
know you've done your job raising your kids. If he
don't want to include his kids in the process, I'm
kind of be inclined to agree with you without knowing
any more about the situation. But I'm not a proponent
of living in unhappiness. I'm not a proponent of living
in misery. I get out in a heartbeat, well with

(01:16:46):
more than a heartbeat. I really do think it out
quite thoroughly. But once I think it out there that
I'm gone. You might think it's a heartbeat, but it's
a lot of years, take years for me to come
to the concu Well, I just want her to know
the process. If it's been a long time, I'll probably
just go on walk. You'll be a lot happy sitting

(01:17:06):
in the room by yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
All right, Next caller, Thank you, Next caller. This caller
is Keisha. She's a young young lady from North Carolina.

Speaker 9 (01:17:16):
Steve Hey, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 13 (01:17:18):
This is Keisha Wood and calling from Charlotte, North Carolina.

Speaker 10 (01:17:21):
I was just calling.

Speaker 13 (01:17:23):
I'm young, but I listen to your radio station all
the time in the morning, and I keep it on
all day. I love y'all radio show in the morning,
Like y'all have me rolling in the morning, like I
can't even stop laughing sometimes say I just want to

(01:17:43):
say thank y'all for the last because some mornings I
wake up I feel bad.

Speaker 10 (01:17:48):
And down and out, But when I get.

Speaker 13 (01:17:50):
In the car and listen to y'all, I just my
joy just come out just listening to y'all.

Speaker 10 (01:17:55):
And y'all just make me laughing sometimes.

Speaker 13 (01:17:57):
I just see that throughout today. But thank you so
much for that. And sheep doing what you're doing all right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
Well, I mean, we appreciate that, Keisha, And that's what
we try to do on the show. We try to
provide uplift and entertainment. But listen to this though, when
you wake up in the morning, to offset waking up
on the wrong side of the bed, wake up and
go down a list of everything you have to be
thankful for, and that will help you get your mornings

(01:18:26):
off to a much better start. I know it does
mine all the time, every day usually, so that's my suggestion.
But we on the Morning Show, this is what we do.
Thank you to every component of the Morning Show, all
the players on the show. It's what we do.

Speaker 12 (01:18:41):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Hey us up, y'ad.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
This is fantasia, all right.

Speaker 16 (01:18:45):
Now you're listening to my man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. According to
the Washington Post, getting hot and sweating between the show
sheets can feel like a workout, and several recent studies
look into answering is sex exercise Researchers in Spain study
couples and found that sex counts as moderate exercise as

(01:19:13):
it revs up the heart rate and burns calories, but
just how much varies widely. The amount of time people
spend having sex also varies, with young, healthy couples going
at it for an average of thirty two minutes, while
couples with health conditions last about nineteen minutes. So here's
a question for you, guys, Sexy guys.

Speaker 8 (01:19:33):
Yeah, that's me right, Yeah, go back to health conditions.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
That's why I'm in nineteen.

Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
You're a ninety one editor. Twenty minutes, all right, So
come on, sexy guys, do you consider sex the workout?
And do you ever look at your fitness tracker to
see how many calories it burns or your heart rate?
That's the question.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Oh yeah, okay, I can't have nothing on be one
of me. I can't have no extra cords but nothing.
I got cards and watch it. I can't nothing to
throw my rhythm off. I can't no long go off.

Speaker 9 (01:20:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Warning, warning, you're in the red. You're into red. You're
a heart riding through hard road. You're dying, you are dying, dying.

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
You had it coming up in thirty three minutes after
the hour, we'll play around it. Would you rather right after?

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
This is this guy I don't know him.

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Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather propose in front of a crowd or
would you rather proposed privately?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Junior said B privately se yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (01:21:29):
Go with B two.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Yeah, she say no in front of them people. I'm
gonna kire.

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
I gotta fight everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Just rain back in my pocket and all this I
gotta get.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
I got to get up off my knee and turn around,
figure out which whereas to hold in the crowd I can.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
I gotta get to the bathroom and wash my face.

Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
And then the crowd is like collectively many.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Somebody hit me on the back like they did Rudy.
I probably doctor all right.

Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
Would you rather use a dating app or would you
rather go old school and go on a blind date? B?

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
Yeah, yeah, Because people down on their profile pictures, you
ain't who you really. I'd rather just go see it
for myself than you have and.

Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
Have someone do an emergency call.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
If you don't like the way they look, I can
walk out the blind date.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
I've actually been on a blind date so bad that
I acted as if I was blind.

Speaker 12 (01:22:42):
How did you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
You could see and then you And then as soon.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
As she walked up to the table, I got him
and snapped the chair leg off.

Speaker 9 (01:22:50):
The guy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Tap my way right out.

Speaker 12 (01:22:55):
That happened.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
As soon as you saw.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
As soon as she sat down, I stood n't snapping
leg off, just started tapping right off the rest of.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
The table.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Legg wasn't long enoughing. I had to beard over. Look crazy,
what is she doing?

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Who are you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
On the way?

Speaker 8 (01:23:30):
You didn't touch nothing on the way because you can
see what you was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
I kept telling this bike, I kept looking for my dog.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Crazy alright, what you like, my dog?

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
Would you rather compete in the summer or fins or
would you rather compete in a winter Olympic sports?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
What the hell I'm gonna do in the winter sports?

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
I see thing?

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
So I guess that's summer for the both of you.
All right, thank you. Coming up in forty nine minutes
after the hour, we'll have our last break of the day,
and Steve Harvey are fearless leader, the one and only,
will close out the show right after this.

Speaker 14 (01:24:30):
Thiss, your man, Sedric the entertainer, And you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
That my doubt you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
So what do you have for us yesterday?

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
A real good piece of motivation that makes your quest
to become successful a little bit simpler. You know, oftentimes
people are stuck in a rut because they can't think
they way clear to see the end result. What I
mean by is, some people make such lofty goals and

(01:25:03):
then they sit there without a plan of attack to
achieve that lofty goal until they've created a goal that
seems so daunting that they don't even start the process
of a trying to accomplish it for example, And this
doesn't have to be the case. I'm just using this
as an example. Let's say you want to be a

(01:25:23):
millionaire and you say, wow, I want to make a
million dollars, and then you start thinking of how to
make the million dollars, and because you can't, it becomes
so daunting. Making a million dollars is difficult. If it
were easy, wouldn't you do it by Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Wouldn't you?

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Of course you would. But it's a little more difficult
than that. So here's what I had to learn in
my life. Everybody listening to this was born with a
gift is inside of you. Because God is very fair.
He didn't put it on a mountaintop, he didn't hide
it under a rock.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
It's in you. And your gift is the thing that
you do the absolute best with the least amount of effort.
In that lies your greatest chance for success. There's a
scripture that says your gift will make room for you
and put you in the presence of great men. Let's
just look at the first part of that, your gift

(01:26:24):
will make room for you. My interpretation of that has
meant what my gift has done for me. It has
allowed me to spread out. It has taken me places
I never dreamed i'd go. Your gift will do the
same thing for you. So now let's just talk about
your ability to get to the million. I think it's

(01:26:44):
what your gift, because if that's that he gave you
and instilled it you at birth, what's to make room
for you? Here's your chance? Now how do I do that? Steve?

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
I call it to maximize your effort by ten theory.
It's just something I came up with drive and when
I was home listen coming up with how to make it,
and I discovered something. All of you have something that
some would pay you ten dollars to do. Some of
you paint, some of you teach, some of you babysit tutors.
Some of you work with your hands. Some of you

(01:27:18):
can sing, some of you can choreograph. Some of you
it's so many things. Cut grass, I mean, play the pianos.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Some of you do something.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Some of y'all work on cars, some of y'all drive.
But all of you have something that you will do
that someone will give you ten dollars to do. All
of you have something that someone will pay you ten
dollars to do because you do something that someone else
can't do. So now all you gotta do instead of
trying to figure out how to make a million dollars
is go make the ten dollars that you're able to make.

(01:27:50):
Once you make that ten dollars, I want you to
do it ten more times. When you do it ten
more times, you now have one hundred dollars. Once you
have one hundred dollars, it's very simple, do the same
thing you did to make the hunt dollars ten more times.
You now have one thousand dollars. See, you don't have
to keep thinking of something else to do. Just keep
doing the same thing that you've been doing.

Speaker 9 (01:28:09):
Just do it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
Multiply the effort.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
It's the effort that maximizes and brings about the fruition
of what your life can be. So, if you make
a thousand dollars and you do that ten more times,
I have news for you. Now have ten thousand dollars.
Now now, in order to make one hundred thousand, you
might need a little bit of help. You might need
to hire somebody and help you do the thing that
you do. But if you make ten thousand dollars and

(01:28:32):
you do what you did to make ten thousand dollars,
which is the same thing you did to make ten dollars.
If you do it ten more times, you now have
one hundred thousand dollars. Now listen to me, my friends.
Once you have one hundred thousand dollars, I can assure
you you are going to need help because in order
to maximize one hundred thousand dollars, you have to have
some like minded people around you. Nobody gets to the

(01:28:54):
top alone. Nobody becomes successful and wealthy by themselves. They
form partnerships, relationships, they get employees. But once you make
one hundred thousand dollars doing the same thing you did
to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,
I have news for you, my friends. Congratulations, you have
just made one million dollars with a ten dollar idea.

(01:29:16):
Stop trying to figure out how to make the million.
What all you gotta do is take your ten dollar
gift that God has put in you. It's a million
dollar gift that you have. You just haven't broken it
down inch by inch. Anything's a cinch, and maximize the efforts.
That's how you become successful. These jokes that pay me
what I make now, it's the same jokes that pay
me twenty five dollars a night. They the same jokes.

(01:29:38):
It's all English. This is not in another language. I
don't know no more words now than I knew then.
I've taken these twenty five dollar jokes and I maximize
them over.

Speaker 7 (01:29:52):
And over and over and over and over and over
and over.

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
It's the same jokes I was telling babysitters who charge
fifty dollars to watch kids. Babysitters end up opening up
daycare centers. Daycare centers turned into franchises. Crim Dela krim
Monossori schools. These are national franchises. Somebody was just babysitting.

(01:30:20):
My partner used to cut grass fus three dollars in
the front, three dollars in the back.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
He got a landscape and come here in Cleveland. He
make four million dollars a year.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
You know what he do?

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
He cut grass, same six dollar grass cutting he been doing.
He check out some trucks. Now, what is it that
you do that somebody will pay you ten dollars that
you could maximize your effort for and turn it into
your million. Trying to figure out how to make a million.
Take your ten dollar skills set and start hammering it
and beating it and working it and grinding and hustling

(01:30:53):
and multiplying and magnifying it, and you'll.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Make a million dollars. That's my clothing remarks. Thank y'all
very much. Thanks all right now, old boy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:11):
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