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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all at all, So don't
given them all black the busy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Show.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Tont joy.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Joy you know you love you.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth turn You probably got
to turn the mouth turn out, turn.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
The water of the mony up looking.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Come come on, you think that, Uh huh, I sure
will a good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
Come on now, digny if you will, one and only
Steve Harvey got a radio show, you know, one of
the things about being successful. And I was sharing this

(02:20):
just the other day with a young man and he
asked me. He said, hey, man, I just don't see
how you get up that early in the morning. I
just don't see how, man, it would kill me to
get up this early in the morning. Well, I sat
down and I'm listening to it because it's just a
thousand times I've heard it, you know, And my life is,

(02:42):
you know, not too different from a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Of people's lives.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
There's a lot of people out there that rise early.
And I just sit there, man, because I mean, first
of all, I'm grateful to be able to have a job.
I'm so grateful to be able to do one and
several that I happen to enjoy doing. I mean, you
know it's work and it's difficult at times, but I mean,
you know I wanted this.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know you got it. You know you can't ask
God for nothing any give it to you then be
mad that you got it. Don't make no sense.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
You know.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
The problem with asking God for stuff is a lot
of times we ask it for stuff we don't really
know what all it encompasses, what all it really is.
And I ask for this now along the way, I've
gotten far more than.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I asked for. I want you to do.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Understand that, and you know that's His grace at work
in my life. But I get up early and I
go to work because I do understand something that it
is not walking up to you. Nobody walks up to
people normally and just hand them checks all the time,
and enough checks to sustain your life, and not only

(03:44):
sustain it, but to have a life that where you
could enjoy and do some of the things you want
to do. I don't know the person that walks out
hands out that money just to be doing it and
then with a lifestyle though, where you can you know,
give your kids a Christmas, you know, take your family
on vacation, you know, a year. Once a year. I
don't know nobody passing out to kind of money. So

(04:04):
I get up early in the morning and I get
at it. I was taught to get up early in
the morning by my father because my father says, ain't
nothing gonna come to you while you laying now. And
you know what, It's just true, man, It's just a
little common sense. Little old people smart man, they've been
around a long time. You don't get old. You know,
some old foods out there, but you know you don't

(04:25):
have to deal with them. But old people are pretty smart, man.
They've learned a lot along the way. And waking up
early and getting at it is one of them things.
And I ask everybody man to think about this scenario
of your life. If a day has twenty four hours
in it, and let's just say you choose to sleep
eight of those hours because they tell you you need

(04:46):
eight hours sleep, So you sleep eight hours, that's a
third of your life asleep already, just a third of
your life is spent asleep. If you gonna do eight
hours a day. Now, let's say you have a job
that you work eight hours, and it is not the
job of your dreams. It's not your dream career, your
dream profession. It's just the one you took, like all

(05:09):
of us, to get it started. And then, like all
of us, some of us end up having the state
add because we've created these bills because we checked and checked.
So we can't leave it because we'll lose what we've
worked for. So let's just say you got a job
that you go to work to for eight hours. That's
another third of your life. That's two thirds of your life.
Feel how you want to feel about your two thirds? Well,

(05:31):
I like sleep. Okay, cool, there's a scripture about that too.
But now you spent two thirds of your life one
on a job you don't care for if you're not
happy there, or one that just pays the bills, and
it's not your dream job or career. Another third of
your life is sleep. Oh now, let's hold on. Let's
talk about the one hour of preparation that it may
take to get to the job. That's seventeen hours. Let's

(05:52):
say your drive time. Let's say getting to your job
for the average person is anywhere between thirty to an hour.
That's an average of what it takes to average person.
Now some people are there hustling way harder than that.
But let's just say your average is an hour getting
to work. You add another hour to that going to work.
You've now spent eighteen hours out of the twenty four

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doing something that's either non productive, you're not happy with,
you're not pleased about. It is not your dream job,
it's not your dream profession. And rest of the time
you sleep. Eighteen hours. Now you got to come from
the job, so let's just say it's another hour to
get back home. That's nineteen hours. Nineteen hours out of
a twenty four hour day. You now have five hours
left in your day. Oh, you watch TV two hours

(06:39):
a day. Okay, excuse me. Let's put now you put
two hours of TV on that you've just spent twenty one.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
You now have three hours in the day to.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Do something super productive for the development of yourself and
the future of your family and your future as a
person and what you can provide for your family. Uh Oh,
I need to chill. I need to smoke one. Uh Oh,
I needed some time at happy. I seem like all
I do is dry to work and go to work.

(07:12):
I'm gonna go out with the fellas drink one. Okay,
Let's say you spend two hours at Happy I do
nobody go to a Happy Hours just for a hour.
Let's say you spend two hours at Happy I'll all
smokeing all some video games and let's do that. Is
there two hours of smoking, chilling video games. That's twenty
three hours of your day gone. Don't you see how

(07:32):
your day slips away from you? So why would you
get up early? You get up early to get a jump.
You get up early to produce, to plan, to become productive.
You get up early in the morning to care about
every single minute of your day. You wake up early
in the morning because you have a plan, a mission,

(07:54):
You have something you want to accomplish. The earlier you
get up, the more time you have just for you
to devote to your plan. You map it out, you
make them, send some emails, whatever it is you need
to do to get your dream under way. Then you
go get ready. Then you get in your car and
go to work. Then you go to your job, but
on your job, instead of sitting at your lunch break

(08:15):
messing around with a bunch of people laughing and talking
about nothing, playing dominoes. Why don't you take that hour
to do some more research, to send out some more emails,
to put some feelings out there, to see what can
get you in the place that you want to be.
Then when you get off, instead of driving straight home,
why don't you go somewhere in a meeting, you take

(08:35):
in a session with some people in a positive mental state,
group of people that get together. Network for business, not
drink at happy hour. I said, network for business. So
after you've done that eight that you don't really care
for on a job, you spend some more time pursuing,
looking into researching, working towards, sending out some more applications,

(08:55):
putting in some more time to build your new app
discussing some more networking ideas. Okay, that's your happy hour.
Then when you go home, instead of chilling drinking one,
having a cold one, smoking one, playing a video game,
why don't you take that two hours and devote that
to that business idea You got to that family that

(09:16):
you talk about, you really won't spend some time with
your children, put something into them. Do something, man, with
all these precious hours that God gives all of us
in the course of a day, take advantage of.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Every minute of that.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
No human being has more than twenty four hours a day,
including myself.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
But if you care about every single minute.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Of that day, you'll be amazed at how much you
could get accomplished in a twenty four hour day. But
you can't get none of that happening because you sleep,
and you chilling and you smoking. Okay, what has that
done for you, your family or your future? Care about
every minute of your day.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Moore Show.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, let me have your
divided attention. This is my very wide opening for the morning.
Want you to have a great time. Come on and
join in with us. Put your hand and hold somebody's
back and say hey, I love you. It's allow them
to say I love you, and together we can have
love in this world and this world will have more love.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Yeah, but that ain't working right now, so welcome to
the Steady Show. See where you get that from. I
don't know, just came to me, thought I'd do it.
Ain't no need of doing the same thing. It's a
new day, new chance, new opportunity, man, let's make the
best of it.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
God is good. Yeah. Years.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
Man, gratitude affects your altitude all the time, but it's
brought on by your attitude.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
You got to get it together, baby. That's the world
we live in today.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Charlton Strawberry calling for real Mouth of the South, junior
boy and my man myself.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, happened to me.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
I like that.

Speaker 9 (11:01):
See like you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Sometimes they ain't got no cheerleader. Cheer for yourself. Yeah,
clap it up for you. So sometimes you gotta clap
it up for yourself.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
Like Snoop Dogg said, I don't want to thank you.
I want to thank me last, but not least.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
I want to thank me.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Believe in yourself, love yourself.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, So tell you what's on your mind today.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
I just said, are you feeling pretty good today?

Speaker 10 (11:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (11:29):
Yeah, Yeah, sound good that.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
I feel good every day, you know, whatever it is,
whatever it is, you know, some days have some few
more challenges in it than others.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
And but I survived all of.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
Them so far. This too shall pass, that's for sure. Yeah,
And I'm expecting great things that happen in my life. Man,
Gratitude check Yesterday, I really did hand it through a
gratitude check because what I found out was as humans,
and I find myself guilty of this offer. In my
quest to do better and be better, in my quest

(12:06):
to accomplish the next level and reach for more goals
and get higher and higher, I sometimes forget to have
the right level of gratitude for where I am. And
if you pursue the quest wholeheartedly with everything that's in you,
and it's constantly grind, grind, go, go, go, go go,

(12:28):
you will humanly forget to say thank you and be
grateful for where you are. And now you've negated your
opportunity Steve Harvey for further advancement. Because God, in his
infinite wisdom and supreme judgment, he's thinking, well, if he
ain't grateful for this, ain't no needing me over burdening

(12:50):
him with more? Or if you're complaining about your present condition,
could God be also saying, maybe I don't need to
put no more on them because this is causing so
much stress and problems. You know, Biggie said, more money,
more problems. But if you focus so much on the problems,
then maybe God won't give you more because he already

(13:14):
know you already complaining about this, right.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Okay, all right, something exactly what I was going to
ask you about that word out.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Look at God.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'll do all right.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we
got the nephew coming up to run that prank back.
Right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Hey, this is your boy nephew. Tell me.

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Speaker 7 (14:17):
All right, and it's time now to start your morning
off with the nephew and run that prank back. What
you got for his nest?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I left my medicine in your house. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Hello, Hello, wants say to Claires. Yeah, is he? It
was this Claire uh, hey, money is Sherman. Dog Your
house was the one that got broke into last week, right.

Speaker 11 (14:37):
Yeah, man, just waiting on the police to get back
with me, Tim if they found these people or not.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Man, hold on now, hold on? What's your name again?
Of Sherman?

Speaker 11 (14:47):
Sureman, Urm Sherman Thurman. How you hear about this?

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Oh? No, you know, I stay a couple of streets,
so everybody in the neighborhood kind of heard that.

Speaker 11 (14:56):
Y'all got boking on, yeah, man, everybody being kind of
real good around here.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
Man.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
It don't make no sense.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
Man.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
You go out here and work hard for stuff and
then you know, people just do your like this.

Speaker 8 (15:07):
Man.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
It just I'm just glad it wasn't nobody hurt. Man.
My wife and my son they alive and that's you know,
that's the best thing.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Man.

Speaker 11 (15:14):
So, you know, trying not to cousin something like this happened.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
You know, I understand, man, you stay a couple of
streets over you say yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, let
me let me let me say this to you. Man.
I want to say, first of all, I hate what happened,
you know what I mean? Yeah, man? And uh I
do man, you know and I'm glad you're your family
and so yeah, I say the man, Well, hey man,

(15:42):
can I just can I just say this here?

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Man?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
And I don't really know how to say it, but.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
I was.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I was with the two dudes that had broken there.
I was with them when they did that. Okay, you
did you just say you was with them that in
my house? Oh?

Speaker 11 (16:02):
So you broke in my house?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Saying no, saying see, that's why I'm just to see
them cleans. That's what I'm I'm calling you trying to
tell you. I was trying to talk them out of it.
You know what I'm saying, Well, what the happened?

Speaker 11 (16:14):
Because they did this, I couldn't talk them out of it.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
But you know I was who I was in there
taking nothing. That's what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, well
who was in there? Tation dead? But I can't I
can't be doing I can't do that. I can't see
I ain't trying to get in the middle of that. No, no, no,
you can't do that. You just call my phone.

Speaker 11 (16:32):
Oh, you can tell me who broke in here?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
You was one of the who I was. Wasn't with
you that that ain't that. That ain't even the reason
why I called. Man. I don't give a damn what
the reason you called me? You called me, I broke up?
Who who was with you? Who was with you? Man?
I'm matter of fact, what street you stay on? Let
me say this to you, man, This reason why I called.

(16:55):
And when we was in there and then they started
screaming and hollering at eachil and then saying we got
to hear him get out. You know, like I say,
I was in there trying to talk them out of that.

Speaker 11 (17:05):
I don't give it if you tried to talk them
into it. You walk into my broken my house, you
got I'm my dance.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
It to call me? Okay, but listen, man, listen, listen.
Listen to me, man. I'm listening to you for me.
While I was in there, man, and and you know
they was we was getting out of there in a hurry.
I actually left my uh my pills fell out my pocket,
my bottle of pills and my medicine and I don't
I don't got no more refills on it, man, and

(17:35):
I need my medicine. That's why I'm calling you to
see if you don't man me coming back over there
to get my peece. They don't give us about your medicine.
Who gives us? I tell you what I tell you.
I can ask me about some medicine. I was just
caught up in a bad situation.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Man.

Speaker 11 (17:55):
I swear to God, if I see you over, I
swear to God, I'm gonna beat your ass. No, I'm
gonna eat your You better be glad my sure I
wouldn't in my house.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Man. Listen, man, I'm not trying to get have no
problems with nobody. I just need my medicine. Man, your medicine.
You got problems with me, but I don't have no
more riot fields on that medicine. I need my medicine.
I'll get said, tell you what I tell you. What come,
Come get your medicine. You know exactly where I said.
I'm gonna have to get the front door open. You

(18:25):
ain't got the break in this time. Come get your medicine.

Speaker 11 (18:28):
I said, what a god.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Gonna need more than just that some medicine.

Speaker 11 (18:31):
I'm gonna put some on your I said, why are
you down?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
And I don't know me man, And I'm the one
that was in there trying to talk them out of it.
She was with them, because that's the point. I don't
that's much bring them to tell them to help you.
Come get your medicine. All I want to do is
get my medicine and be through with this. That's all
I'm trying to say to you. I ain't trying to
start no trouble with you. Start no no trouble. You're

(18:56):
gonna catch the lucky I'm house. You know what. I
tell you what I all this, You know, I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 11 (19:03):
Come get the medicine. Come come, come, get the medicine
right now. I'm in what street you stay on.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
I'll bring it to you.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Man.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
I'm not finna go back and forth arguing with you. Man,
I'm finna come over there and get my medicine. And man,
you're gonna be throwing each other. You ain't got to
go back and for a I tell you what. Come
on over here, get your some medicine right now. Miskinven
I you're gonna need some more medicine. They gonna come
break in my from houses. You both into my I

(19:32):
take care of my wife and my kids in this house.
I understand that. And I will not be back in
your arm after I get my milicine. I'm gonna cause
you hollering at nog I tell you what you no, no, no, no,
you ain't gonna be back in my house. After you
get this medicine. You're gonna have a.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
Permanent new residence. I swear to God, you're gonna be
living in the cemetery.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I got one more friend, I'm not before I get
over there and the man say that on your way
over here, I'm going. I'm on my way now. I
want my fan. I need to sing it. Wan't say
it this that's my tally from the Steve Hobby Morning Shows.
You just got pranked by your sister. Bring hello? Who

(20:18):
is this? Hey man? Hey class, This nephew telling me
man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your sister brig
got me to prank you.

Speaker 11 (20:28):
Man boy you you oh you need say too so much.
I don't believe this, she said. Man, they broke in
my brother house. He needed spirit ship, he said, come
on calling me get it.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
You damned to? Ask you a well with band? Oh man?
What are y'all wrong for?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
This is?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh man? Hey man, man, ask you something? What is
what is the baddest radio show in the Land. It
is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen, bro a and
if that boke in my house is listening, you come
back over here. If you left your medicine, come on,
come back and get it.

Speaker 11 (21:10):
I'm at home right now.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
If they listening, then come on back over the mouth. Yeah,
right right now. Bring y'all boy, y'all roll for that. Nephew,
tell me, I don't know nobody better than me.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
All right, Thank you, ne for you. Coming up next,
it is Asked the Colo with our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Hey, this is your boy and nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 7 (22:00):
Well, it's time for Steve's favorite segment. It's called Ask
the colo. Now, Steve, you ready?

Speaker 9 (22:05):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Stay ready?

Speaker 7 (22:08):
All right, here we go. This one is from tab
in DC. Tab says, I'm forty nine and I'm dating
a man that's seventy four. Okay, he looks like he's
my age, and he's very athletic and energetic. We have
a big problem in the bedroom, and it's not what
you think. His problem is that he doesn't know when
to stop. The sex can go on for an hour

(22:30):
and I have to work, run errands and do other stuff,
so he needs to wrap it up sooner. He admitted
that he's on medication and a side effect is increased
sexual desire. He's called me a lightweight and said I'll
left to find someone else that is up to the challenge.
I hate it when he says stuff like that. Do
you think he's just joking.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Well, let's go over a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
For that.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
First of all, the seventy four and last too long.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
In medication, he's lost feeling in certain areas, So the
last and long is don't worry. He done lost a
lot of fear, he knows, so don't worry about that.
That all that hours and all that. Yeah, you know,
you know you need to pick up pay you a lightweight.
I need to give somebody else. And the other thing
you said was you forty nine and he's seventy four
and he look your age.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
Now hold up, you're not going for he's athletic and energetic.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
She says, he's seventy four and he look your age. Ah,
what he's seventy four and you look his age?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I think about that. See, I'll just say that, well
I looks at all of it.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
When you asked me something, we'll here problems because he
might not be all that athletic and energetic. Just your
ass is older than forty nine physically, and maybe that's
what the problem is. Maybe you thinking he more than
he really is because you ain't what you say you are.
Let the church say, man, let's sometimes the answer is

(24:05):
in your own damn question.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
I believe her.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Maybe she ain't athletics. She ought to get athletics. She
would be more like forty nine, most forty nine. Your
women still got it.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
So she ain't.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Well he's seventy four. Well you got medication that increases
his that's viagra, that's what that is.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
It increases your s What else?

Speaker 6 (24:31):
What are it taking once again. If you have something else, sir,
please write in this show. This became another second man
because yesterday some dude took a shot.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
Yeah, a strawberry letter, Yes, a.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Shot, and he wasn't going through that pain no more. Okay,
all right.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
This one's from We're moving on. This one's from Delisa
in Chicago. She says, I'm a single female in my
late twenties and I'm a bartender. I met a new
guy in the bar. He was handsome and friendly and
always tipped.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Well.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
He asked me on a date and we really hit
it off. He lives in an upscale building with a doorman,
and he drives a very nice car. I asked him
where he works, and he says he's a kept man
and his sugar mama lives in the suburbs. She's unhappily
married and very rich. He said he sees her only
twice a month and gets paid well. He asked me

(25:24):
if I had a problem with it, and I'm trying
to have an open mind, is this a deal breaker?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Well, he not finn to be yours. You know, you
can date him if you want to, you and your
late twin you can date him.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
If you want to.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
He told you he's a kept man. He not finna
be yours, and he not finn to be unkept. So
now you're not gonna get him. Let me explain some
t when a man open up and tell you that
it's for one reason and one reason only, to.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
See if you were willing to go along with it.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
He ain't got nothing invested in you, he ain't in
love with you, so now he just want to see
if you want to go along with it. You part
of the other part of the game. I can have
a woman that being a kept man, and I can
and I can get with this little young fine thing.
And you're finna be the young fine thing. And if
you go along with it, that's it. Is it a

(26:17):
deal breaker? Do you want to share your man? He
ain't your man anyway, but do you want to share
him with somebody else?

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, you're not finna get a husband out of this here, jiggerlows,
All right, get lonely too, All right, here we go.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
You're gonna love this name. Steve bertel burtail bertel in
burtell says, I'm a married man and I've been having
sex with my pastor's wife for about three weeks wet
a date before either of us got married. She's got

(26:56):
the best skills of any woman I've ever been with.
I made up all kinds of lies about the pastors,
so my wife wouldn't want to join the church, but
she did anyway, and she dragged me to the church
with her. I knew it would only be a matter
of time before the first lady got under my skin

(27:17):
because we can't resist each other. I lovely wife, but
the pastor's wife and I have so much chemistry. How
can I get her out of my system?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
You can't? So you can't. You gotta stop seeing her?
But you can't? What see you see?

Speaker 7 (27:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
See?

Speaker 6 (27:38):
His question is, ladies, listen to the question, how can
I get her out of my system?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (27:44):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
He'd asked you nothing about know how could I stop
seeing her?

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Couse?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
The answer is simple, don't go over there no more.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
See Now he trying to make it like it's more
complicated than that. It's not, dog, it's not well, you
quit you like?

Speaker 7 (28:00):
What what is he gonna tell his wife about the church?
Tell his wife church about why they're leaving the church?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:09):
No, his wife gonna find out no, he gotta quit
going over to see her. His wife gonna find out.
Let me tell you something about you need to go
to hell if you are screwing another woman and that
woman comes around your wife gonna know it.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh yeah, you keep keep putting it in the face
if you want to partner.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
All right, thank you, Cellos, Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
Would you rather on a cold winter day enjoy a
bowl of hot chili or a bowl of gumbo?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Junior?

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Better eat that hot chili as soon as it gets
cold for the hospital chili's chili or something.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
I want the gumbo to gumbo hot?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, why your ass steal any cold climbs? You need
to take your.

Speaker 9 (28:57):
Told you this is not about sick.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Man, it is if it get cold enough.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
This is how I do right here, I've learned more
about sick of selling menia than I have never known
in my life.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Hanging my little home at Junior right now, though you
got the best phone call. Still, don't nobody call better
than you do?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Though?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Hey all right now?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
No, no, no, no, no, this is how it goes. Hey,
Junior was having it. You're doing it. You're doing well?

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Him in hold up dog hanging that dog click, because
I don't want to be the one on the phone
that he last talked to because all in the criminal investigation,
you know, they're looking at his phone. No see they
looking at his phone log and they looking at her
the last phone call.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Now I'm down to the police station. What did he say?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
You know?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Now?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
You crazy?

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Twenty eight hours when they they always want to talk
to the last person that talked to him.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I seen that on for.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Hours, murder investigator, you had a crisis.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I'm not finna be the last one.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Up right up, all right, it's time for something funny,
Steve H. We want you to try and help people
get their next job simply by crying. Okay, I'm going
to tell you what this is all about. It says
breaking out some tears may help you land your next job.
During a job interview, you definitely want them to remember you,

(30:39):
and it turns out a few tears just might do
the trick. While you may think that crying during the
interview process would blow your chances of getting a job,
there are some people who say it actually works. Wonders.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
So okay, well let's go there. Okay, we're in a
job interview you and call interviewing me. And so let's
go and let's start the interview. Let's start the interview you.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
Well, good morning, mister Harvey. How are you today?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
How was you Harvey?

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Missus Strawberry, mister Miles, thank you for having me such
an opportunity.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
All right, So, mister Harvey, let's get start. I wanted
to ask you what exactly what makes you qualify for
this job? Well, having had several jobs before that gave
me the experience of exact thing that you folks are
looking for. It's pretty much made me qualified. And you know,
everybody that I've ever worked with have always said I

(31:40):
was really just overqualified.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Here, let me ask you something on mister Harvey. Why
did you leave your last job?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Oh god, it's so difficult that you bought this up?

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Yeah, oh god, I was.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I was up there for sixteen years, and really, I
don't they just came in and they just closed it.
I mean they just shut the shut the doors. I

(32:30):
was in the parking lot when it had happened. I
was standing there in Shane, I got Jane.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
Put the Jane over the door, crying, mister Harvey, No, no.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Not, I'm not going. It was just Jane the Doorko interview. Happy,
let me jump in here.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Okay, just before they were all I wanted to ask you,
mister Harvey. You know, a job like this, you're going
to be working with a lot of people. You're going
to be doing a lot of interacting. H you know,
how do you do you have the skills set to
actually interact with other people?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Excuse me, Yeah, I'm interacted with quich for having a damn.
It doesn't take much, we see. Yeah, I interact with
people from time to time. You know, it's just talking
about it sort of gets me.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
You know, I'm fine, I'm fine with other people.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Well, mister Harvey, this is a sales position we're looking
to hire you for, and we just want to make
sure that you're the right person. As Thomas mentioned earlier,
you have the right qualifications for this position. You have
to interact with people, you have to sell our product,

(33:58):
and you know, people by you first before they even
buy the product. So I just want to make sure
that that you know. This little crying thing I hear,
it's it's not really.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Just I don't cry. I got a question for you.
I don't just cry. You know all the time, sounds
like you do. I'm out of work. I'm crying because
I'm out of work.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
Yeah, there's no crying at work.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I don't want.

Speaker 9 (34:32):
I don't not hear yet.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
How do you harm me?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I can stop you cry. Two of you want? What
are your strengths?

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Let's talk about something positive in.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I can absolutely together. That's one of my structures. I
promise you I care if you just hired me.

Speaker 9 (35:06):
There's a journey job holds the DC.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
It is like instant.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
If not one of them, just say you're hired, Hockey
begin to show you just sitting here in the eighteenth interview.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
This is the third level. This is supposed to be it.
I was told by your supervisor then it would would.

Speaker 9 (35:28):
Even be inured.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Here I am, and we're still talking.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
You got no job?

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Well, this is that's why it's called a process, mister Harvey.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
A process.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
Yeah, follow the interview process.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Suffer Jesus Jesus.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
Hire So he'll stop.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Please, Well, let's let's evaluate. Miss Shirley Strawberry Carlor. Do
you think we have the right person for the job.
How about we let this person sell themselves in thirty.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Seconds to us. Okay, yeah sounds good.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yes, it's hard be Could you sell yourself for thirty
seconds to us?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Please? Okay, you need a moment, you want to go out.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
Just let me know in thirty seconds, okay, and you
can start now and now.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
And I believe that I'm extremely qualified, but this position
due to the fact that I'm probably the most experienced
candidate that you'll meet from time to time. I've also
discovered that I have several traits that this company's lacking,
and I can be a most fulfilling factor in developing
the app to loot direction of your firm and your company.

(36:48):
I will be but in asset, and that is why
I think I should have the job.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Okay, all right, right, no tears.

Speaker 9 (36:58):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
If you're asked me, I would say he's hired.

Speaker 10 (37:06):
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(37:27):
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Speaker 7 (37:43):
All right, guys, it is time for another round of
would you rather? Okay, okay, would you rather since it's wintertime,
would you rather do it in thirty two degree weather?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Or would you do it?

Speaker 7 (37:57):
Rather do it in one hundred degree weather?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
We don't rather do it? That would rather be?

Speaker 7 (38:02):
Just do it? Give me, junior, what was that?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I would rather do it? Okay?

Speaker 7 (38:06):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I'm gonna go with that. That hunted that heat? So okay,
he's trying to say, so if it's twenty in that
thirty two, it's a little a lot more effort required.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
Yeah, that cold, boy, eh, you got men got a
special problem in that cold?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Do something? Yeah, yeah, that probably ain't gonna have.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
I'm tall, right, so I'm telling you right now it's
certain things you can't even cool air. I can't hit
certain parts of you. Gotta be like a turtle in
a shell.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Going onund here, it's cold, all right, So.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
One hundred one hundred degrees that's super hot.

Speaker 12 (39:05):
That's all right. Sorry, we deal with that. We can
just none rolling hot? Yeah, just rest Yeah, cut that
ceiling fan off.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Let me ask you something, Shelly, Why you think it
ain't that many eskimos? How many eskimos? Is it out
hard to find the ass every nine?

Speaker 7 (39:26):
Then?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
How many eskimos? About eleven hondred ain't nothing home black,
ain't no black eskimo?

Speaker 6 (39:38):
All right? Movie we had eleven thousand lived in Garden
Valley projects.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
All right?

Speaker 7 (39:47):
Keeping with that same kind of theme, would you rather
cuddle in the morning or would you rather cuddle at night?

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (39:57):
I know, I know how men are with the cuddling situation.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Cutting, Get off me.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Your degree?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Why do we have a keen size dead? If we're
not gonna use this, get on your.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Sad Junior. Han't heard from you on this one.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I'm not cutting what now?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
What? What?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
We just got through touching?

Speaker 9 (40:32):
Touch the mope?

Speaker 6 (40:34):
What you and you have to cut off some time
because it's a requiredments.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah. I try to. I try to make her hot.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
All right?

Speaker 7 (40:49):
Good morning. This is Shirley Strawberry and Tims. The season
for happiness and love and giving and family. Happy Holidays
from the Steve Harvey Moore Ring shot all right, Steve,
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Well, now.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
What you're about to hear.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
It's pure comedic genius, but I must lay a disclaimer.
This is going to be a little edgy. It's gonna
ruffle a couple of feathers. So I'm just letting you
know this. This is j Anthony Brown. He asked me

(41:36):
do it, and I kind of got an idea. I
don't know exactly what it is, but I'm in support
of comedy. Yeah, but I'm saying we're doing this with
a disclaimer that no one can call us and say
nothing about it. I don't know exactly what he's gonna do,

(41:57):
but he could ruffle some feathers, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
J Anthony Brown, All right, what I'm what I'm about
to do right now?

Speaker 13 (42:06):
Every year, a lot of people, good people you know,
meaning good have quanza parties.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Now, yes, I don't think it's a lot of people.
You can go ahead. You must be trying to build
this Junke up in trying to build it up.

Speaker 13 (42:25):
It's not a lot of quan How about people have
a quanza party and don't a lot of people come?

Speaker 9 (42:32):
And they wonder why people don't come.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
What I have is.

Speaker 13 (42:37):
Suggestions to get more people to your Quanza party.

Speaker 9 (42:42):
Number one, offer a free dog. Get there. Anybody who
will show up.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
One size fit all.

Speaker 9 (42:58):
You learn it.

Speaker 13 (43:00):
Everybody that shows that Kwanza party, you get a free
bean pile. If you don't like mean, give a sweet potato.
If everybody don't like me, I like, I love this
one is really good. This is really really good.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
If you have a Kwanza party, Steve, you can demonstrate
what I mean by this.

Speaker 13 (43:23):
Do not have more than two velosifying brothers or sisters
at your party.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
You don't want more than two in there. You don't
want to, you know, brothers.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Let me say this about this time, this period that
we partake of in this a questrious moment, a history
of fouling or the gratuatrichness and the barbariousness of what.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
These holidays are too. That's why we celebrate quonsa.

Speaker 14 (43:55):
But I dare say, though, brother, you don't want if
we hold that titulate the situation, knowing that it is
far regarically not a capability of scientific split. Let let
me interject some sensibility into this conversation.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
Okay, you don't want a whole bunch of them.

Speaker 13 (44:18):
At your party. Okay it hands up the move number five.
Ease up, this is very important.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Ease up, you know what.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
Ease up me right up on the incense and sage.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Okay, because the black of my nose is burning.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
How my shoes there?

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Like I got a headache? Notious too much?

Speaker 7 (44:56):
My greens tastes like saves.

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Number two?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
You want number seven?

Speaker 13 (45:06):
You want to play something other than the Lion King, Anne,
This is vandpoint. The African drummers don't have to play
all night long, Okay, they don't.

Speaker 9 (45:18):
Shirley Dinner and last but not.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Last.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Don't tell nobody it's a quiz about it.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Just tell them.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
Okay, I have.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
To tell him something you can.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
I'm having a bottle.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
I'm having a party, all right. Listen coming up like
j for the nephew went today. Frank phone call that's
coming up.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Right after this cornpress spell like.

Speaker 7 (45:55):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
at the top of the hour. Write about four minutes after.
It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject it's time
for a change. But right now the nephew is here
with today's prank phone call. What you got for it, neph.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
It is time for a prank call.

Speaker 15 (46:18):
All right, all minds clear, heads, bowed eyes, clothes. You
prayed for a job, That's what you did. You prayed
for a job, cat dog.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
If you would hello, I'm trying to reach a Carolyn,
Please hi, Carolyn. Listen. My name is Lawrence. Lawrence.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
I actually go to the same church you do. I
saw you last Sunday where you stood up in the
church and I heard that you were talking about you're
going through some bad times or your job supposedly got
rid of the department that you're in, and you now
seek a new type of work.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Am I right?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yes, just just work period, because you're looking for a
new occupation. And you I was there when you asked
everybody to pray for you. Have you Have you found
anything yet?

Speaker 16 (47:12):
I haven't. I've been praying up. We prayed again today.
I asked for the church's prayers again today. And I
know everything's gonna work out, because you know he said
you take one step, you're gonna take too.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
That's right, And I know it's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
I know.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Well, listen, I think I may be able to be
of some help to you.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
I actually own my own company, and I'm thinking that
you could be the perfect person for a position that
I have available. Uh now, what what type of work
would you doing in the past. Give me some of
your job qualifications.

Speaker 16 (47:41):
I'm an executive secretary, administrative assistant, anything like that.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Where is the meed? Uh?

Speaker 16 (47:47):
Even take the arm star shorthand I want to do
it all. If you just said what you need and
I can do church out your executives to come through
the office, anything that's needed, travel expenses, That's what I do.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Okay, good at too?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
What type of hours are you used.

Speaker 16 (48:02):
To working nine to five from I'll come in at hey,
I'll if I'm be coming at eight, I'm coming even
earlier if you used to coming earlier.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Are you opposed to working at night?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (48:12):
I'm working at night. I mean, it just it just depends,
you know, right not Urgus can't be choosing. I ask
and it's being given to me. Okay, well, what kind
of looking.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
At I have a I have an offer for you
that it would be Thursday, Friday and Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
You will only be working three days a week for me.

Speaker 16 (48:29):
Okay, No, I'm just you know, I was looking for
separate female hours a female days, any like full time.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
I will family well today, right right right, I understand,
But listen, I think the actual amount will suffice for that. Now,
I'm going to offer you seven hundred and fifty dollars
per night for three nights a week. That's that's two
thousand and fifty dollars for for for those three days
for one week.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Sure line, seven hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 16 (49:00):
A night, and you're making around two.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
You're making a week, man, And if you do the
math on that, that that adds up to about nine
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Four months.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
For you to be true.

Speaker 16 (49:15):
But now I put it in his hands. I turned
it over that we started. I did it, and you
turned on seven hundred fifty dollars a night. Okay, I
mean what I'm doing books, you know, because I did
the accountant too.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Well, let me say this now.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
The reason why I say it's at night is because
I own a nightclub and and you would be working
at the night club for me. So you will put
in about four or five hours every night and for
three nights a week like I stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
And and of course I'll pay you seven hundred and fifty.
Matter of fact, I'll actually pay you your first two

(49:50):
weeks in advance.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
And I need that.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
I'm sure you you know you've you've lost your balance.
You need to get back on your feet and everything.

Speaker 16 (49:57):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, so exactly really that you know
I'll be doing it because I'm sure, Like I said,
I can do office work. I'm good. That's not counting.
You tell me a quick front door. I can keep
your books going right.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Well, no, not necessarily. I don't need you to work
the front door. I'm actually going to have you in
the club working. Okay, So I mean, how are you
how's your physical condition? Are you able to get around?
And you don't get tired quick?

Speaker 13 (50:25):
Do you?

Speaker 7 (50:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Are you in good physical shape?

Speaker 16 (50:27):
Yes, I'm gonna really good shave, don't get got quick
at all. You need to do something like do you
able to bad tenders or something and work to the
bad and make sure the money and nobody stealing money
from you or something.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
No, no, no, you're not at the bar either.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
See because what I'm gonna do now, have you ever
done anything like, you know, anything close to dance or
anything like that?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Have you done that in the past.

Speaker 16 (50:47):
I do a little ballet when I was younger. Uh
drest I mean, and he had goat every once in
a while. You know, you do a litle dancing here
and there.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Okay, don't it's the problem moving around.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Okay, well, that's good to see. What what I wanted
you to do is I want you to do a
little bit of dancing in the club something.

Speaker 16 (51:07):
You have something like ballroom dancing or something, and I
don't know how to do the bathroom dance, so I
can't work with nobody.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
On that stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
No, I'm not asking you to do any uh ballroom
dance and anything like that. What I need you to do,
I want you to dance on the pole.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
On the pole. See, I have a strip club. I
want you to dance on the pole.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
The res dancing a par well.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Actually I own the Silk Stocking, which is a strip club.

Speaker 16 (51:36):
I love a ship stocker.

Speaker 11 (51:39):
Do you mind?

Speaker 16 (51:45):
I am brank my part and body. You can put
that listen.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
ROOMA But don't you want to make this money?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I got seven hundred and fifty dollars a night for you.

Speaker 16 (51:58):
I don't something I'll tell you right now. You're in
a parad you can purch that par shoves a band.
You have no business calling me a dot. No bars
on my partner, Ian, nobody the church.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
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Speaker 7 (55:13):
All right, coming up next Strawberry Letters subject it's time
for a change. We'll get into it right after this.

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You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Time now for today's
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parenting and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letters Steve HARVEYFM
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
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like we're doing this one right here, right now. Never know,
it could be.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Yours could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We
got it to you here. It is a strawberry letter.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Subject It's time for a change. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
a board certified registered nurse, and I was raised in
public housing by my aunt because my mother had me
when she was sixteen. After I graduated from high school,
I found out my aunt was sleeping with my boyfriend,
so I beat her up and spent time in juvenile detention.

(56:39):
From that point on, I was told that I wouldn't
amount to anything. I beat the odds and I got
a nursing degree. I'm thirty years old and I just
bought my first house not far from where I grew up.
All of my female friends from high school are still
fighting over the same men and working two and three
jobs to pay the bills. We still have house parties
and go on the vacations, but I usually pay most

(57:02):
of the expenses when we plan anything. I have been
dating the same guy for ten years, and I'm really
proud of the man he's become I've been patient with
him while he completes his degree, but I don't think
he's taking classes right now. When I evaluate where I
am and who I associate with, I get sad. At work,

(57:23):
I'm a different person. I get to talk to the
other shift nurses and doctors, and it's a different world
than what I live. And when I go home, my
boyfriend loves to say I'm different and I talk proper.
When I'm at work, I am aware that I'm two
different people, and I enjoy the progressive side of life
more so than the one I grew up in. The

(57:46):
more I hang with my girls on the weekend and
we drink till three am, the more I know that
I'm growing them. I'm ready to walk away from everything
that's familiar in my life. But I can't do this anymore.
Am I being a sellout if I pull away from
my friends? Am I supposed to keep waiting for my
boyfriend to get himself all the way together? Is there

(58:07):
a way to distance myself respectfully?

Speaker 10 (58:11):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (58:11):
If anyone needs a change in their life, I would
say it would be you. And those of us who
have lived and have some experience at life. We will
definitely tell you that the one constant in life is
change and we can't avoid it because it's going to
happen whether we want it to or not. And guess
what what you're feeling and what you're going through right now,

(58:31):
that's a good thing. You distance yourself by trying new things,
different things, and staying busy. That's how you do it respectfully.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
And you can say no.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
It's okay to say no if you don't want to
do stuff with them like hanging out and drinking till
three a m. You know that's not what you do anymore.
Change means growth, and you already said that you are
out growing them. You feel it, you see it, and
that's okay. Trust me. You will not be the first
one to get a new circle of friends, and it's

(59:01):
nothing wrong with that. You should accept and embrace it
where it's taking you. This is your path, now, your journey.
You're on your journey. You're not a sellout, and don't
let them try to make you think you're a sellout
because you want to move up and move on and
move differently. They just don't want you to outshine them,
all right, that's where that hate would be coming from.

(59:21):
You're thirty. Now, what is your man doing besides putting
you down? Talking about you talk proper and you're different.
Now you said he's not even in school taking classes,
so you have no idea when or if he's going
to finish. I say, stop wasting your time. Go ahead
and live your life. Please, don't waste any more of

(59:41):
your time with your hating friends. You have to pay
for everything with them anyway. What is that about that
says to me that they're users letting you pay for everything?
That's not right? So if they don't appreciate the change
in you, that doesn't ignite like something in them to
be better, I think there are plenty other people out
there that will. I just say, go on, live your life,

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be great.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Steve, all right, the subject is this time for a chain.
Let me say this about Shirley's response. Every single word
Shirley Strawberry just said was one thousand percent through period.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
There's no.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Getting around what she told you. Nothing like this, but
sometimes you have to hear it a different way. Now,
what Shirley did was she told you exactly right. I
hope you hear that because she told you almost in
a way where your new better and more improved side

(01:00:43):
could understand and take it in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
So, since Shirley has so eloquently.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Done that for the new, improved, new you, I'm gonna
talk to you as to oh you, so you can
get both sides. You can pick which one you not.
I want you to understand. I'm gonna say the exact same.
Ain't thank Shirley just said. But we're gonna take the
other route. Let's break the letter down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
I'm a board certified registered nurse. I was raised in
public housing by my aunt because my mother had me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
When she was sixteen.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
After I graduated from high school, I found out my
mon was sleeping with my boyfriend, so I beat her
up and I had to spend time in juvenile detention.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Okay, great, let's break this down.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
Your mama had you ally, you moved here with your aunt.
Your aunt was you know, tricky. You found out she
slept with your boyfriend. You whooped your aunt ass.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Yep, this is what happened. That sums it up.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Now you jumped on her real good because you got
charges pressed and now you done went down to juvie.
Now you were told that you would never amount to anything,
and then you beat the odds you got out. You
rows above your circumstances. You did exactly that. You have

(01:01:58):
a nursing degree, thirty years old, and you just bought
your first house not far from where I grew up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
That was the mistake. Huh. You bought your first house
not far from where you grew up.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
That was your first mistake, because now it has kept
you too close to your past. And I hate to
tell y' all this, but the antig in the hood,
you got to keep it real. The real answer should be,
you got to keep it moving.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
I'll bang on a state with why. Yeah, hang on,
we'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after today's Strawberry letter subject it's time
for a change. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
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Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject it's time for a change.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Young girl who's thirty year old woman is writing this
letter had a very similar pass to a lot of people.
Her mother was young when she had a that's not
a problem or sin. Are you raised by your aunt?
And then you found out when you graduate from.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
High school you' aren't was sleeping with your born friend.
So you beat that ad.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
You had spend some time down in Julie, and from
that point on you was told you wasn't amount to anything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
And then you did what so many of us have done.
You beat the odds. You got a nursing degree, You're
thirty years old, you just bought your first house. Here's
a problem. Not far from Ala.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
I grew up right around them, very same people that
said you would never amount to anything. All your female
friends from high school are still fighting over the same
inn and working two at.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Three jobs to pay the bills.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
All my female friends from high school are still fighting
over the same men and working two three jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Pay the bills. I'm gonna save my next statement.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
We still have house parties, go on vacations, but I
usually pay most of the expenses when we plan anything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Shirley said it this way. You need a new group
of friends.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
Why is your ass trying to hang on to something
that is not providing a benefit to you. You know why,
because you are suffering from what so many people use
as an emotion that has turned out to be the
most useless emotion in the world, and it is called guilt.
Stop suffering from guilt because it's a useless emotion. It

(01:04:55):
serves nobody any purpose except the person who's applying the guilt,
and the guilt is being applied by your friends since
they can't afford to do nothing you can.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
You got to pay for it. You need some new
damn friends. Here we go, but I usually pay for
most of dispensive.

Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
I have been dating the same guy for ten years,
and I'm really proud of the man he's become. I've
been patient with him while he completes his agreement. I
don't think he's taking classes right now. And when I
elevate where I am and who I associate with, I
get sad. You are now sad with where you've gotten yourself,
because where you've gotten remains to stay too close to

(01:05:35):
where you're from. Once again, the antig in the hood
of you got to keep it real, the antig is
really you got to keep it moving so you have time.
Try to stay true to your roots. When your roots
is sick, your roots are poisoned. Your root is gonna
hinder and thraught the development of your growth as a

(01:05:59):
plant because you're trying to stay true to your roots. Well,
your roots ain't moving, They ain't any good salt, they
ain't being fertilized or nothing. Now you got the same
guy for ten years. You proud of the man he's become,
but you don't think he in classes right, You don't
even know what he's doing. So now your association, if

(01:06:20):
you continue to associate, you remember the saying association brings
on participation. If you keep hanging with them, guess what
you keep doing what them is doing? So now you're
throwing house parties and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
You drink it. What what's the benefit.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
At work? I'm a different person. I get to talk
to the other shift nurses. Oh, you get to talk
with people who are like minded. Oh okay, you could
talk to other shift nurses and doctors. And it's a
different world than when I live in. When I go home,
that's because you brought your home in the wrong place.
You now, you ain't got to keep it real, You

(01:06:59):
got to keep it moving. And this is not an
anti hood statement, because all the great things in my
life is from the hood. I couldn't stay there and
elevate at the same time. So Number one, you need
to think about that. My boyfriend loves to say I'm
different than I talk proper when I'm at work. I'm
aware that I'm two different people, and I enjoy the progressive.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Side of my life more than one. I grew up here.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
It's because you this time for you to grow up
and to move on. Some people are in your life
for a season. There are a lot of people in
your life that are seasonal people. Everybody come with you
can't go with you. You've got to stop trying to
hang on to your past when it's thwarting your future.
You can't keep hanging out with what you used to

(01:07:46):
be when God has something clearly he wants you to be.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
But you have the power of choice.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
So hanging on to what you used to be is
prohibiting you from fully reaching the potential.

Speaker 9 (01:07:58):
Of what you could be.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
I'm not ready to walk away from everything that's familiar
in my life. Then cool, stay down, thwart your growth,
continue not to grow, go to house parties, drank to
three o'clock in the morning. They the man that ain't
moving forward. That's tripping on you because you different and
you enjoy the difference. But you ain't ready to walk
away from everything that's familiar with you. If you stay

(01:08:21):
in your comfort zone, that's where you're gonna fail.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
That's true. Say that again.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
If you stay in your comfort zone, that's where you
will fail. Success is not in your comfort zone. It's
on the other side. And if you want to be successful,
you got to get out your comfort zone and prepare
yourself to get uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Am I being a sellout? If I pull out from
my friend? Hell?

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Now, you ain't being a sellout. It's called moved out. Yeah,
you ain't nonna sell out. You moved out. Am I
supposed to keep waiting for my boyfriend get himself all
the way together? Is that way to distance myself respectfully. No,
the way you just yourself respectfully is that you you
stop hanging with them. Stop, lady, you know them nothing.

(01:09:14):
They're going to say. Keep it real to you. They
gonna say you a sellout.

Speaker 10 (01:09:20):
All.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
You can stay there and regret it the rest of
your life, or you can go and move on and
see what God has for you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
You ain't finna be less black ws.

Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
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and Facebook. Check out the Pop Struberry Letter podcast on demand.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
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Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
Well, uh, Jay is here. We're so happy when you're
here with us. Jay, that means you're healthy and good.
Uh and and Jay, I don't know where you find
the time, but apparently you've written another book book. What
is this your age?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Love that love?

Speaker 9 (01:10:44):
I love it. But this is this is my newest book.
This is my newest book. The name of the book
is is very catchy. You'll catch on this.

Speaker 13 (01:10:55):
Sometimes ken folks ain't well for damn or you can
use the S word. That's the title of.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
One more Time.

Speaker 13 (01:11:03):
Sometimes ken folks ain't worth for damn or you can
use the s work. So that's that's the title of
the book. And there's several chapters in there that everybody
who has kin folks can relate to.

Speaker 9 (01:11:17):
In this my new book calls sometimes kin folks say,
what damn it?

Speaker 13 (01:11:21):
You can use the for a chapter one, just because
you got a big house, they think they can show.

Speaker 9 (01:11:26):
Up and stay for free.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
That's chapter one, Oh man.

Speaker 13 (01:11:32):
That that that chapter two, I kind of get into
some personal stuff that they think your house is storage.
Let me put something in your garage for a couple
of days. I mean it's been in the eight months now,
it ain't moved. You know, it's the old good. I
don't even know what it is myself. I ain't live
it up.

Speaker 9 (01:11:52):
I don't know that.

Speaker 13 (01:11:53):
Chapter three, Okay, this is if you have a big house. Ah,
ken folks get confused in my new book. Sometimes can
folking with for damn? And you can use the S word.
They think they think you're the daddy.

Speaker 9 (01:12:05):
What they don't.

Speaker 13 (01:12:06):
Understand is you're the granddaddy, not the daddy'd Yeah, some
of those problems personal.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
This is personal. Some of those problems you need to
go to the daddy, not the granddaddy. You need to
go right to the daddy.

Speaker 13 (01:12:23):
Okay, Oh listen, chapter if you my book, My new
book calls sometimes ken folks are with for damn or
you can use the S word.

Speaker 9 (01:12:32):
You think you're a bad guy if you don't babysit.
I don't babysit. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
I smoke things.

Speaker 9 (01:12:39):
I do things that around kids.

Speaker 13 (01:12:43):
And and when you come back, he's gonna have a
whole different attitude if you leave him here.

Speaker 9 (01:12:48):
Okay, Henna, he gonna be little, he's gonna be hungry,
he's gonna be sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Yeah, you're gonna come pick up a little.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
You're gonna do what you do in my new book.

Speaker 9 (01:13:05):
In my new book.

Speaker 13 (01:13:05):
Sometimes can't puggle with a dam or you can use
the S word. They think you are finance coming in.
That's my book. That's several chapters in the NFBL soon.
Sometimes can't pull it with dam, but you can use
the S word. Check it out on a new book.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
Yet that's gonna be a best seller.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
It's no.

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
He love. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Go small with your goals. Seventy five percent of people
make at least one resolution a year, but a new
survey found that respondents would rather kick off their goals
gradually than jump in head first. Almost half of those
surveyed also said they'd rather concentrate on long term goals,

(01:13:48):
with twenty seven percent saying they wanted to focus on
short term ones. So, Steve, you're a motivational speaker. You
motivate people all the time. What do you think should
people continue you to make big resolutions at the first
of the year or should they go small with their goals?

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
I disagree with that one thousand percent. I don't understand.
There's no winning in small. There's no winning in small.
I mean, look, what they're trying to say is but
everything they're saying is preparing you for failure. It's assuming
that ain't no need of you thinking big because you
ain't gonna get big. Now that, right, there is a
negative connotation to me. You know, remember this, aim for

(01:14:30):
the moon. In case you miss, you'll still be amongst
the stars. But if you aiming for the fire hydrant,
then you miss, you down in the damn dirt. See
that's the problem with people passing out advice to people.
I'm just against small thinking because it costs you no
more to think big than it does to think small.

(01:14:52):
If you say Volkswagon and Rose Royce, it don't take
no more energy, right, it's Votswagon is Rose Royce. Man, y'all,
don't let people convince you to take the small approach,
because then all you can ever get is small results.
I'm just not a proponent that. Now, what they're trying

(01:15:14):
to say is, don't disappoint yourself. You go to it
and you don't get it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
Expectation, it's just so high.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Back to me, I just don't like you manage your expectations.

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Now, look, either you don't be a person of faith
or you ain't.

Speaker 10 (01:15:37):
Give people advice though, how to think big and how
to not be not to hold themselves back with that
type of thinking if you've never okay, here'll set that
kind of goal for yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Well, here's here's a deal. Here's something I learned, and
I taught this to myself.

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
It is impossible to think an impossible thought. That's not possible.
It is possible to think an impossible thought. Well, okay,
then how did you think it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Though?

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
If it's impossible, how did you think it? And that's
what you've got to incorporate into your thinking. Man, it
is impossible to think about you tell somebody, man, I
had this crazy idea. Man, I don't see how. I
know you don't see how, but I'm telling you I
saw it. And that's how. Imagination is given to you.

(01:16:35):
And what we don't realize as people is that our
imagination is given to us by God. God places what
he has for you in your imagination. Albert Einstein once said,
imagination is everything. It's the preview to life's coming attractions.
That's just a fact. So what God does is he

(01:16:56):
places the life he has for you in your imagination.
The problem we have is we tell our imagination to
the wrong people. Because if you want to kill a
big dream, tell it to a small minded person. And
all of us have done that. God has shown us
something incredible in our imagination. We took it to our

(01:17:16):
friends and loved ones and they shot it down. I
don't see how you gonna do that. Well, I know
you don't see it because God didn't show it to you.
He showed it to me. And I'm gonna trust on
that fact. Right there. If I thought small, there's no
way I get here today. All you got to do

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is start thinking big. Does a book I recommend to
everybody by David Schwartz David Schultz, The Magic of Thinking Big.
Go buy that book. It's all written off. All self
help books have written off concepts of the Bible. Anyway,
a man is as he thinks. If you think you're small,
you're fit to be small.

Speaker 7 (01:17:54):
I love it, all right, Thank you, you are a
motivational speaker.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
This is Shirley Strawberry and Tims the season for happiness
and love and giving and family, Happy Holidays from the
Steve Harvey Morning Shows. All right, so do you guys
love spicy food.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
I like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
I don't like hot.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
I don't like hot hot hot.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
I like that, and there's a difference.

Speaker 7 (01:18:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. According to a survey by Frank's Red
Hot Sauce, people who like things hot see themselves as
hot and more attractive than others.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Is that true? See, I see myself as spicy. I
don't see that. I think I'm spicy. I don't know hot.
I don't think. I think I'm very spicy.

Speaker 10 (01:18:43):
I don't like my food where I can't enjoy it.
You know, if it's too hot hot, you know it's spicy.
Now I'm married to a man from New Orleans, so
everything has to be spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
I mean spicy ice cream, I mean everything.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
You know, you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
Never know when the water is now, I'd be like,
everything has to be spicy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
I'm me.

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
Does he think he's hot?

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Okay, well he just sees us.

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
He just proved our point.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Then the point of the story.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
He just proved it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
The survey also showed that the hot people see themselves
as adventurous, creative, and confident too. So does that describe
Tosh absolutely junior hot or spicy?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Oh no, I'm spicy I'm spicy, you know. I can't
like that.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
Yeah, I like spicy foods, you know, but because you
gotta have flavor into spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Yes, that best thing. I like that hot with my
mop on. Fine, give me some water. I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
But you're supposed to drink milk, they say, not even whatever.
All right, thank you you, and you're coming up more
of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three minutes after.
We'll play around him. Would you rather? Right after this?
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for another round of would you rather? Okay, okay, would

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you rather? Since it's wintertime, would you rather do it
in thirty two degree weather?

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Or would you do it?

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
Rather do it in one hundred degree weather?

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Would you rather do it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Just do it?

Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
Excuse me, junior?

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
I'd rather do it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
What is.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
I'm gonna go with that? That hunt that heat? Okay,
he's trying to say, so if it's.

Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
A lot more effort required, Yeah, get that cold, boy,
you got men got a special problem in that cold. Yeah, yeah,
that probably ain't gonna happen. Certain I'm telling you right now.

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It's certain things. You can't even cool air can't hit
certain partsies. You be like a turtle in a shell.

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
Around going on here.

Speaker 7 (01:21:41):
It's cold, all right, So one hundred but one hundred
degrees that's super hot.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
That's all right. That's sorry, we deal with that. Were
just none wronging hot? Yeah? Just rest and cut that
center fan off.

Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Let me ask you something, why you think it ain't
that many eskimos?

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
How many eskimos? Is it out hard to find a
ass every nine?

Speaker 15 (01:22:06):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
How many eskimos? Lem? Honey, nothing home black and no
black eskimo?

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Movie, we had eleven thousand lived in Garden Valley projects.

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
All right, keeping with that same kind of theme, would
you rather cuddle in the morning or would you rather
cuddle at night? I know, I know how men are
with the cuddling situation.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Cuddling to get off me. I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Under a degree.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Why do we have a king size bed if we're
not gonna use the spread? Get on your.

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
My side, Junior. Haven't heard from you on this one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
I'm not cutting it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
What now? What? What?

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
We just got through?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Touching? Touch the more?

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
June? You have to cut off some time because it's
a required.

Speaker 10 (01:23:21):
He has to.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Yeah, I try to. I try to make her hot.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:23:28):
We'll be back to close out the show at forty
nine minutes after the hour, and we'll get some closing
remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.

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Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
Good morning, This is your man, Steve Harvey. Have a
happy end, a safe holiday. From The Steve Harvey Morning Show.