Black Halloween Costumes, Strawberry Letter- How Did Pine Straw Get In There - 10.22.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
don't know y'all, but.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
All at all given them black.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
The millon bus Bush.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, listen to.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you know you love you?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Turn You.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Gotta turn I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth, turn my probably got
to turn the mouth, turn.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Out, turn the water the money up looking me.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, I sure will. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man
o man o, man, Hey, you know today, I just
want to say something that I don't think I've ever
shared this way before. The The title is very simple,

(02:35):
and that is it's been worth it to me, you
know I I just I just kept thinking that this morning,
that it's all been worth it to me. And what
I mean by that is this relationship that I have

(02:55):
with my heavenly father, it's been worth it to me.
I can't even tell you the value that it has
had in my life. I can't tell you how it's
helped me to understand not only my purpose, but to

(03:19):
better understand my past. That's critical, man, Because I'm grateful
for that, because so many people can't get beyond their
past and event a set of circumstances, some calamity that
besets them. Maybe it's been grief something, but it ties

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so many people up. It's been so worth it to me,
it is, man, It's it's been worth having someone to
go to when no one else was there. Do you
understand what I'm saying? It has It has given me

(04:06):
a place to go when no one else has been there. Oh,
hey man, we pulling for you. Hey man, hanging there,
Hey man, keep your head up.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
All of that.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
But I gotta tell you, man, you get yourself in
some circumstances and situations in this thing called life when
no one can help you but God, When the only
person that could possibly understand or know what you're feeling
is God. The only person that will sit there with
you through it all and understand everything about it has

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been God. It's been worth it to me, man, It's
it's been worth it to me. It's been the biggest
improvement in my life. I mean, man, as I look
back over my life and forming a strong bond with
God has been the most beneficial thing to me. You know,

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these things you read in your in, your in in
writings in the Bible or or or whatever you're reading.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
You know, when you when you read scriptures and things
of that nature.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
It it's it's been around a long time.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
It holds so much truth to it.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
I mean, man, it's like, how could this have been
written so long ago and still pertained directly to today?
I mean that that's amazing. That is amazing to me.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
That.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I mean, that has to be God at work to have.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Written something so complete, so dead on point that if
you read it today it means exactly what pertains to today.
That's amazing, man. That's why my spiritual walk it's just

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worth it to me. And I keep saying it's worth it,
because if you're sitting out there and you tripping like
I was tripping, deciding, naw, let me do it. I
got a few more things I want to do. Couple
more girls I want to holler at, cup, more things
I want to get into. I got a cup, more
deals I want to do. I got a little bit
more dirt. I want to roll up on.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Me a little bit.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
First for I, man, I wish I had known, I
really wish I had understood exactly what forming a relationship
with God would do for me. It's been at worth
every person who out there who hate know me, that
don't even know me, it's because I have a relationship

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with Him that I'm fine with that. I don't care
for it, but it ain't gonna stop me though, See,
because I know for a fact that haters make you greater.
I know for a fact that haters validate your mere existence.
I know for a fact that half of them is

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out of envy and jealousy because of something you're doing
that they wish they could do or they won't credit for,
so they just nah, I ain't anything all that bam,
And now you just all over the place with people. Man,
I'm so grateful for this relationship that it has not
allowed outside influences that do not have my best interest

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at heart to throw me off course. It has just
been worth it. And if you're sitting out there and
you're wondering about the benefits of it, I can't even
tell you what it's like to know that when bad
things are happening to me, the calming peace that I
feel that I know that that's gonna be alright too,

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that I know that this too shall pass, that I
know in my heart of hearts, man, that there's got
to be a reason for this, And if I can
just hang on in there, he gonna unfold that from
me and he gonna let me see it. But the
number one thing I always know is I'm gonna survive
this one too, that this too shall pass. It has

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been worth it to me, man, to have this thing
called faith, which is the belief in things that you
cannot see, and to know man along the way that, oh,
my goodness, man, even though I don't know what's next,
or even I'm not really sure about the next step,
I do know for a fact that Samoa is coming.

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I do know for a fact. It is a fact
that God will take care of me. It is a
fact that he will never ever leave me or desert me.
If I just stay here where I'm supposed to be.
He's coming. The Calvary's coming over the hill. He coming
over the hill. And when he come over that hill,

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he gonna wipe out all this mess down here that's
trying to hurt me. That I don't have to worry
about my enemies anymore, that my enemies that are all
around you can surround me. You can shoot all the
arrows you want. Now, it's not to say that none
of them ain't gonna come close. And I ain't gonna
say that, you know, I ain't gonna be a little

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under some pressure, a little nervous about being shot at
so hard. But at the end of the day, I
know this for show. Ain't none of them gonna stick
in me. You can shoot them, but ain't none of
them gonna stick in me. No matter what you do,
no weapon formed against me, nothing you can't. You can't

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do nothing with me. Man, I'm so cool. It's been
worth it for me.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Man, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, We're back. What you mean we're back?
We're back for another day. Today is the day that
the Lord has made. Let us rejoins and.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Be glad in it.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
I'm glad then that what you tell me to do,
I'm glad. I'm glad.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I'm here. Never could have made that, Ladies.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
And Gentlemen, Steve Harvey Morning Show Show. The Strawberry Calling
for Real. Mouth of the South Juniors better known as
Killed Space and the Legend of Nephew Thomas Monks.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Junior. What's on your mind today. I need some help out.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I need some help this morning.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I ain't ask you for no money and I ain't
doing that. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I didn't think that.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I didn't think yeah no.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
But we talked earlier man off before the show. We
talked about this man and were just talking about showing
up even when it's hard, is difficult. What's the importance
in just showing up?

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Well, See, the circumstances still have to be measured into
the desired effect and the goals. I'll give you an example.
Here's a set of circumstances. Let's say all of us
here on the Steve Harvey Morning Show, we wake up
and all of us just kind of woke up on

(11:26):
the wrong side of the bed, just the bio rhythms
is off, just not really filling ourself today. But guess
what we are the components of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
The goal is to provide laughter, entertainment, information and inspiration.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
That's what we're here for.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
The fact that we got up on the wrong side
of the bed and the bio rhythms is off. The
other people out there that is driving to work, that's
on their way to school is just getting off is
trying to get that day started. They don't know that,
nor do they need to know that. So what they
want is what they still need from us, is what

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we've been given them. So the circumstances, you cannot allow
that to dictate the outcome or the desired effect.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
So when life comes along and gives you.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
That cold slap that it got for all of us,
and I mean, man, they hit you with that hammer
dead in the face, there are some people somewhere counting
on you to show up and guess what you got
to do. I'm sorry, you got to show up. You
got to show up and show out right because they

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don't know. Do you know how many comedians I know, man,
get in an argument backstage or get mad because the
comedian in front of them and went long, and take
that attitude out on stage and start having a bad show,
calls on what happened backstage, and then start talking about
this guy when long he wasn't supposed to do with
twenty minutes he'd been out here forty minutes.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
The audience didn't pay for none of that, And they
don't know that. Bruh.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
They don't know none of this. And the fact that
you having a bad thing. Ain't got nothing to do
with that. People pay to laugh. Your issue with your contract,
your issue with your manager, your issue with all that
other mess by to give it about that?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
The show must go on, crub. We got to show
up and show out. Thank you here.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
All right?

Speaker 8 (13:39):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from a nephew if he runs that prank back.
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for the nephew to run that prank back.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Nephew, what you got?

Speaker 9 (14:28):
The nephew got something stupid? This right here is are
your lights on? Are your lights on? Hey? It's something
going on with the wiring. But I need you to
turn all your stuff off because it's turning stuff on
in my house. Okay, until we get it situated, just
sit in the dog. Let's go get a dog. Are

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your lights on?

Speaker 10 (14:50):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Hello? Is I'm trying to reach us? Who's calling this Monday?
Can call me Papa, I love. I think I actually
live in the apartment behind you. I think my my
apartments are up against each other. You are you in unit?

Speaker 10 (15:07):
Who want to know?

Speaker 6 (15:08):
Actually, I'm want to know. I'm calling you. I got
a little bit of a problem. I actually live in,
uh which is the apartment that that's our apartments are
are back to back with each other. And I don't
mean no harm man, but you are right, Yes, Okay,
here's what's going on. It took me a long time
trying to figure this out. But when you come home

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in the evening and you turn your lifetme, my my
oven and stove come on, and I'm talking about every
out on my stove is on and burning hot.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
How do you know that's because when I turn my life.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Home, I just I mean, I done figured it out.
It just seemed like every time I mean, I hear
you when you close your door, and every evening I'm like,
why is my oven in my stove coming on? And
I'm talking about my whole kitchen just a hundred degrees
in there behind the stove being on like that.

Speaker 10 (16:03):
Okay, did you call maintenance?

Speaker 6 (16:05):
From my understanding, I'm on the list and they're not
gonna get to me for a couple of days now,
So I'm not I'm asking you, miss, you don't mind
to not have your light's on until they come get
this fix.

Speaker 10 (16:17):
Okay, So you asking me not to turn all my
lights for three or four days, and you know, to
sit in the dark.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Well, I'm just saying it's only gonna be for a
couple of days. I know it's a little bit of
an inconvenience, but I mean, I can't be over here
in the house you know, about to burn down.

Speaker 10 (16:32):
Are you listening to what you're saying? You're asking me
to sit in the dark. You know I got a baby.
I can't sit in the dark.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Okay. I mean, do y'all have any cameras or something
y'all can work with or something like that.

Speaker 10 (16:42):
I have to give my baby food milk. I mean, really,
you want me to sit in the dark? And you
don't want me to turn anything on. You know, I
got to feed my baby.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
I understand, and and and much respect to you and
your child, much respect. But what I'm trying to explain
to you is, I mean, we have to look at
the big housard here, the bigger hazard he is is
that I'm over here with fire on.

Speaker 10 (17:04):
Okay, first of all, where are you getting this wee from?
How am I involved in your situation? I have nothing
one that's going on in the house.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
Your license patched in some kind of way to my
ovens and stove.

Speaker 10 (17:15):
Okay, but I still I don't have anything to do
with that. You know, you need to call management whatever.
But I don't have anything.

Speaker 11 (17:23):
Any of that.

Speaker 10 (17:24):
And I want to know how do you know when
I get home and turn on my lights? I mean, like,
are you looking in my window or something? Are you
a peeping tong? Do I need to call nine one one?

Speaker 11 (17:33):
You don't need to call nobody on me.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Now what we need to get somebody over here and
fix this other than the stove. That's what we got
to get done. But until then, right now, you can't
turn them lights off.

Speaker 10 (17:43):
Oh I'm turning on my life. I mean I know
you ain't trying to regulate what I do in my house.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
I'm persisted. I'm gonna tell you just like this here,
I'm gonna need you to keep them lights off until
meeting this get over here in two days. Now. If
if I see this stove come on and all our
eyes on this on, this soul come on, then I'm
finna come back over there and we're gonna have direct
to fire the problem. But I cannot have this coming on.

Speaker 10 (18:08):
So you're threatening me now, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
No, I'm not, no, I am not. I'm telling you
not to turn the lights off. That's what I'm asking
you to do.

Speaker 10 (18:16):
Well, I can't sit in the dark and I'm gonna
turn on my lights. So you know you're gonna have
to deal with it.

Speaker 11 (18:21):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Gonna deal with it. You're gonna have to actually turn
the lights off. Now, I understand. Do you have somewhere
you can go stay?

Speaker 10 (18:28):
Oh? To me, do you have somewhere you can go stay?
I'm not leaving my house. I don't have a problem.
You and the one with the problem.

Speaker 11 (18:34):
I'm not going to leave here. And then you turn
it on and then over.

Speaker 10 (18:38):
Here and knock on my door. You think you see
fire in your stove, you gonna see some fire. I
can show you some spire.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Okay, listen, I'm trying to with do as calmly as
I can.

Speaker 10 (18:46):
Okay, trying to work with me calmly.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (18:48):
The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying
to tell me what to do and run my household.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Okay. If you're not gonna work with me, then that's
what I'm gonna do. But already found out where the
break is. I just go and just turn all the
power off.

Speaker 11 (19:00):
So you don't have your problem on it off.

Speaker 10 (19:01):
Wait a minute, what the number? You can't turn my
break off? Are you crazy?

Speaker 11 (19:06):
I got to do what I got to do. I
can't start no fire right here?

Speaker 10 (19:09):
You get my phone number anyway? I mean, how you
know my name? My number? Artist? You know what about
to come home? And he gonna put the foot up
your I don't care if he put your in the
up and we set you up on fire. What you
talking about? You're gonna turn the break off?

Speaker 6 (19:26):
I'm trying to kill me and prevent a file for
the whole complex. And you're up in there trying to
commit Uh, this is like arson for you to turn
that off.

Speaker 10 (19:34):
I don't give you want. You already got a problem,
so I'm just gonna add fuel to the fire. You
call me and again, I want to know how you
got my number.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
I'm not from the city to go on in this
little small turn. Is that we got a problem with
your twitch when you turn it on.

Speaker 11 (19:50):
I don't have a problem on the stove you got.

Speaker 10 (19:53):
The problem is about to be a bigger problem when
my man come over and put a foot up your
I don't know who the do you think you with,
but it's about to be on. I don't know how
you got my number, but you called it wrong today.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Okay, fat, I got one more thing I need to
say to you.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
You got to say because I'm tired of listening to you.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Are you listening?

Speaker 10 (20:14):
You ain't saying I want to hear today you're.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
Calling me with all this It is is nephew tire
Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
pranked by your husband?

Speaker 10 (20:26):
Are you wait a minute? Hold up? This is who.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
This is, Nephew tire Me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your husband got meet the prank phone call you?

Speaker 10 (20:38):
Are you serious? Is it for real. I don't believe it.
I can't believe you, right, I know I was ready
to put a foot up in somebody. I don't believe
I just got pumped like this.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Okay, I gotta ask you one more thing. It is
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
Land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You got it?

Speaker 9 (21:07):
Come on, man, get a prank of some, give them
the prank house some. Let's get this thing, stupid kronk. Okay,
I'll be back at an hour.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yes, all right, nephew, thank you.

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Speaker 1 (22:16):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (22:17):
Shannon in Toledo writes, my husband went to stay with
his brother a month ago because I kept nagging him
about drinking alcohol. He started drinking through the week and
it made him mean and ornery, so I removed it
from the house. Did he leave because of the alcohol
or because I tried to manipulate the situation?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Will it come back?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well?

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Both of both. Yeah, he loved for both reasons. Alcohol
and you try to manipulate the situation. You got it
on ahead, Well what's the problem?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
You already know what happened? Yeah, you know what. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Please, you got a problem, and the problem is bigger
then he can hell it. So now he went over
his brother's house because his brother over there day, both
of them.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Drinking drinking together.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Yeah, brother ain't gonna tell him what to do, and
they talking about you they got the game on, they
fall asleep on the couch.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
He had his brother, How so bro going in here?

Speaker 9 (23:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I'm being here.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
See, don't nobody never ask your brother? Will ask him?
Why don't you get up off the couch and come
and get into bed?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
His brother? Don't say that? Brother right on that couch.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, Why do you drink so much?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
He don't. He don't throw nothing. What I'm drinking so
much because I'm thirsty?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Brother never asked them that. So is he gonna come back?
She wants to know. Shannon wants to know is he
coming back?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Do you want the alcoholic back behind out?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Don't do it, girl, Man got some help. You need
to get some help, all right.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
Moving on to Beverly and Detroit. Beverly says, I'm dating
a man that knew I was dating a lady when
he met me. We have all shared a bed numerous times,
and she decided she didn't want to share me with him,
so she moved on. I just found out that they
moved on without me, and they've been messing around.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
He says, it's all my fault. How is it my fault?

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Because when he started seeing you, you introduced him to her.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
You can't share a bed. We can't share a bed unless.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
You let us. You let us, You ruined me. I
was fine. Now you don't introduce me to her, And
now guess what I like her?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
She's my.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
I see what you see? You know what you're right.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
And see y'all y'all kill me. People get themselves in
these situations. That's not normal. And then all of a
sudden you walk to the situation. You be stunned when
you had these abnormal results. How can he and her
go move on? All three of y'all were together. He

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made a decision, obviously her better than him. She told
you she didn't want to share you no more, So
she moved on. He said, I don't want to share
you no more. He moved on.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Why you leave?

Speaker 5 (25:51):
I didn't want to share her while you leave, I
ain't want to share what you want to do lest
she don't want another.

Speaker 12 (25:56):
Sharing carry carry. So that's how it's your fault. Okay, Beverly, exactly.

Speaker 9 (26:09):
All right.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Moving on to Jamila and Fort Lauderdale, Jamila writes, I
let my sister and her husband put a bunch of
meat in our deep freezer temporarily and during the storm.
We had a power outage and the meat spoiled. They
expect they expect us to pay them back for the
meat because we got an insurance check for other damages.
Do we owe them any money for their meat?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Black folks right, shared meat, So y'all got an insurance.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
That's the problem.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
You not only shared your deep freezer, you shared the
information that you all got a check.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yep, she said for other stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
You need to replace our meat that active nature.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
And here go your meat that's cold.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
It got messed up in the storm.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
But how you all expecting somebody to replace your meat?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
The nasty oxtails.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You want to.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Sitting up in here, you know, froze up the roll.
Now you want us to pay half of chicken in
now and some dressing from last Thanksgiving? You want us
to We ain't doing that. See, y'all get your own.
Let me ask y'all something i'mout do. A freezer costs,

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you know, the one that put it in the.

Speaker 13 (27:44):
Garage, three hundred dollars for wanting to go in the garage.
Uh yeah, Now y'all want to get repaid. The only
reason you asked for the money back because you know
they got insurance checked the replacement day.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
They did not come same. Y'all's meat.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I have not seen.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
I have never seen an insurance policy.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
We're frozen meat.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
In it, that's right, Steve.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
We can't know what you had in your freezer. Now
we replace the freezer, do we not replacing ketch up
and all that.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
You have in there? Ma'am?

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Meat ain't nobody that's gonna break the family up. I'm
telling you, well, bye, the family broke, all right, the
whole refrigerator floating down the street, and you want to
pay you for the meat that.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Was in it?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Right?

Speaker 6 (28:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Last one?

Speaker 8 (28:50):
Moving on to a Kayla in East Saint Louis. Kayla says,
my husband and I are hosting Christmas dinner for his
mother and her new boyfriend. My husband doesn't like the
boyfriend because he's arrogant and like to brag. I think
he's intriguing and my husband is probably just jealous. How
do I change my husband's perspective before he ruins Christmas?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
He don't like the dude dating his mama.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
That's all this.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
What he do?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah what he bragging him out?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
You know, boy, I hear your mama. We nothing.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Boy, Let me tell you some when I'm in there
with your mama Christmas Christmas. Yeah, I couldn't have forgot
all about your daddy.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Your daddy who? Okay that sounds a whip.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, all right, cello, thank you, great job today.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
This is Steve Harbin Martin Show Man. Why do we
have a radio show? Then we're gonna do it right?

Speaker 9 (30:13):
Listen to your that's stupid, stupid, That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Boy, say that man? Why do we say that show?
If we're gonna be right? Show coming up right after.

Speaker 8 (30:27):
You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
All right, here we go. It is time for Junior's
truth be told.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Yeah, Sureley, you know in the same vein of Halloween.
Oh okay, in the same vein you know when you
trick or treating. Yeah, we should be able to recognize
what you are when you come to the dough.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Costume.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
We need to know off the bat. Okay, if you
a ghost, you a ghost. If you're a god, then
you a god.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
Don't come to my door with these black costumes that I.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Don't really recognize. All these hood out.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
These hood out fish like you got twenty five dollars
and thirty three cents.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
What is you?

Speaker 7 (31:14):
I'm a fool stamp. You ain't coming to my door
dressed like this. You know I don't need a constole
come to the door. You try to support papers.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
I don't really want to kill to that.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I'm not giving to that. You know you're not coming
over here?

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
What is you?

Speaker 7 (31:35):
A box fan? You can't be a box fan coming
to me. You got one blade? You spending I'm not
fitna be given to that.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah, I'm judging the cost.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
I want to scare yourself, blacket. You know, you know ghosts,
you know god that you know you can't be all
this other stuff?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Nobody. Do you know what I'm saying? You want a zombie?

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, you know?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
You forty five? You by yourself?

Speaker 9 (32:01):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
A baby?

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Daddy ain't and my dough. I'm not fit to have
that and my dough. I just want to let y'all
know if you come over here, I'm turning my light
out of You're not getting no.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Can you know what?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Man?

Speaker 7 (32:20):
No, you can't be over there as a bottle flitch
flitch my fliga bull.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Now you come to the door and it's twelve of.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Y'all, just one a dot and twelve kids. And I
asked you what you is.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
You can't say I'm a baby mine.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
You can't be at my dough all the kids, different heights,
different ages. What is y'all a baby mama?

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Well?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
For why why would you missus Halloween?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Hood costumes, different union? Yeah, I know you come up
to the door. You gotta fall all over you. Who
are you altr man? I'm a sower.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
Well, you got some styrofoam already at your waist and
some illuming over you, then you can be a to
go play.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
You don't walk.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
I don't want some costumes at my top.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
That's just the truth.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I just got you.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
You got dunk tape wrapped around your shoes. You come
up there and just tell me you.

Speaker 9 (33:18):
Home so I can just put a whole bunch of
white lotion on me Jr. And say I'm a perm
when I'm.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I'm a pair. That's all I'm saying. We don't want
to see that this year. You want some Yeah, I
want some scary.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Can't walk up to the door and you got six
little girls with you, and they held them. They're talking
about what is you.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I'm a pimp.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Comes too much, that's what. That's hood stuff.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
That just this little boy along round T shirt on,
he talking about he you p all you got.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Y'all come in to brown dude, y'all come in to you.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Come to the door.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
You're brown man.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
You got your child, but you got two cardboards.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
They both got two cardboard boxes. What you we TV sets?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Take your crow.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
About.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
I'm about some right here. I put on a long
white down dingy and and I'm a I'm a chip.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
I'm a.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Man somewhere.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
You just walk up do and you got your pajamas on?

Speaker 13 (34:36):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Little girl? I'm a praise damn.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I didn't step the costumes up. Yeah, don't be laized
on the costume. Yeah, created in yourself, not on the door.
You just knock on those little fello knock on the door.
And you know he ain't got no costume.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Who was you?

Speaker 6 (35:00):
I'm me?

Speaker 9 (35:01):
I'm hungry, okay, Junior Jarridy's shirt raggedy, had grease all
over my face.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I'm a shade tree mechanic. Do that work?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
No food, no, no, I'm letting it down on the coner.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's all I'm saying O Happy Halloween.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Steve Robin Martin show Man. If he was gonna commit
a robbery? Who would you do with Shirley a caller?
How would you?

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Why we're here, Colin, hands down, We stopped ask this question.
Sharley got cop problem. First of all, she don't cuss. Now,
how we gonna get everybody in the slow as a
robb And you don't want.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
To cuff guys, we need everyone to get on the floor.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
No, you need somebody to cuss. That's how you get
him in the flow. That's the first problem.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Secondly, when I hollered ever By it down. Then here
comes the correction Steve, it's everyone Okay, Now we got
another problem. And then number three, she's scary. Yeah, she's
just a real scary person. And then she bugy she

(36:24):
all at the robbery with heels on and stuff, got
a mid drift top.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
On and all this heit What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Crop?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, I though.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
I need calling somebody in. There's gonna be hood. And
then the last thing, Sureley too honest, Yes it was us.
What we don't have video, It's okay, it was us.
I cannot lie. Yeah, calling being that line got a man,

(37:00):
ask the trust. Everybody out shot somebody in the leg.
We're gonna come out of it?

Speaker 11 (37:06):
Was it you leg?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
No, that's her favorite word. Allegedly, you're only don't tell
the truth. Steve Harby Moore. She'll come up right up to.

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Speaker 1 (37:54):
Time out for a round of would you rather here
we go?

Speaker 8 (37:57):
Would you rather be alone a lie alone for the
next five years or never be alone for the next
five years?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Was like, just nobody don nobody at all us alone.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
That would be the very definition.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Don't give me wrong. I'm gonna get b I got
so I got sleep with somebody I think got me
a lot of times.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I can't. I can't just be with me, I get
I don't. Yeah, I don't talk back enough to myself. Okay,
all right.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Would you rather be the richest person in the world? Hey, Hey, okay, hey,
I don't get what b.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
B is.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Would you rather be the smartest in the world.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, I want to be the smartest person. I'm offended.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
I watched Jeopardy at that time, when that dude had
won nineteen times in a row.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I was offended the entire time. Why what stupid?

Speaker 5 (39:16):
You ain't ride no bike when you was a little boy.
Where was your truck at? You don't date nobody? Couse
for you to know that much?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
He didn't have a childhood, don't I.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Mean, don't he knew everything? Just you knew everything.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I was offended mart very much.

Speaker 8 (39:36):
So all right, moving on to would you rather have
sex the night before? Or would you rather wake up.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
To sex a andy the night before?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
The night before?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
What the night before?

Speaker 11 (39:52):
Just before?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
At night? Would you rather have a sex?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Usually up? I got to go, so I'll take it
at night.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
You're taking it.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
It don't really matter as long as it's happening.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Just okay, now, that's what.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
I don't really have to go to sleep. I would
really be put to sleep.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
All right.

Speaker 8 (40:17):
Last one, guys, here's a Halloween question. Would you rather
spend Halloween night at a funeral home? Or would you
rather spend Halloween night at a cemetery?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
They all did in him. No, give me that cemetery.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
theF people at the funeral home, they be moving still, man,
I'm gonna be outside.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
No, you can run at the cemetery. You might slam
up into a couple of tubes, but I'm not finn
to be in here and hear noises could.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Funeral home?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
When your funeral director come back that morning, he's gonna
put all the bodies back up.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Who told these curtains down? Like killing on the wall?

Speaker 11 (41:02):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
This is your boy, Kevin Hart. This is Ericabadu he
this is Dave Chappelley.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Know what's up?

Speaker 14 (41:06):
This is iceque I can't call it. This your man
Cedric d entertainer. And you're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. That my doubt you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
It is time now to check Steve's voicemail and if
you would like to leave Steve a message. Call him
eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve eight seven seven twenty
nine Steve, call hi number one. Steve is a woman
who needs finance relationship advice.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Hello Steve Harvey.

Speaker 15 (41:40):
My question is I've been in a relationship for a
couple of years now, and I love him dearly and
I would do anything in the world for him, but
I just don't seem to know how to talk to
him about Bill. It seems like I pay for everything,
I pay rent, I pay life Jazz, I pay for
a phone, I pay everything, and he does work and

(42:00):
he doesn't make money. But it just seems like he's
all that fall I mean, and I like to know
how I can get the courage to just talk to
him and sit him down. I just don't know how
to do that, and I can really use your advice.
Thanks very much.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Well, you know what, in the very beginning you said,
I love him dearly and I would do anything for him,
And that's exactly what you are. You're doing everything for him,
including enabling him and taking care of him again. So
now if you would do anything for him, I think

(42:39):
your bigger question would be is what is he willing
to do for you what kind of one side of
relationship have you signed up for? So now, ma'am, it's
not about the courage. It's not courage you need. It's
standards that you need.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
You need, you need a sense of who you are.
You need some self value, some self esteem. It's what
you need. You don't need courage, you need self esteem.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
You pay all the bills, you love him, when you
would do anything for him.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Why ain't he Why ain't he chipping in?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Because he's working? She said, he works.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Yeah, but you said all of it falls on you,
including him at night, so he just gets all of it.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Ma'am, this ain't about courage.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
It's about self worth, value and self esteem, and it's
about you stop.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Get this is this is borderline that this this is
not right and you know it, but he know it too.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
But you can't allow this man to take advantage of
you because I think he knows you will do anything
for him. Come on, ma'am, you gotta sit down and
go hey, listen, this is the way it has to
work moving forward. When you get paid and I get paid,
these are the bills that we're splitting. If that's how
you're gonna do it. But then let me explain something

(44:11):
to you. You're not going to have a man that's
willing to take care of me because he's proven that.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
What kind of man do that? What kind of man don't?
I'm sorry, man's.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Man, and I don't care what new fangal relationships y'all
come up with. It's a man's job and obligation to
take care of whoever he loves.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
That's our job.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
I'm sorry, because y'all let Instagram or some new fangle
thing come along. It's your job as a man to
take care of those you love. That's your that's your
responsibility a man. Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
You don't get to shuck that because you don't feel
like it.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
No, no, sorry, all right, let's.

Speaker 8 (45:00):
Get another color in. This is Sharon calling about her
three year old grandson Steve.

Speaker 10 (45:05):
Good morning, Steve.

Speaker 16 (45:06):
My name is Sharence and I have a little genius
which is my grandson that.

Speaker 10 (45:12):
I would like for you to talk to.

Speaker 16 (45:14):
Three years old.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
He knows all the planets in the universe.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
He can tell you how much miles there are, you
can tell you the different size there.

Speaker 11 (45:24):
And he's only three years old.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
His name is Kale and he is rarely a gift
from God.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
You know what, baby? Everybody think they grandbaby is a
gift from God. Ain'tybody for you gonna talk to his?
A little nutty. I don't really know how planning and
I'll give it how many planets he is and how
far they are away from each other.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
You need to get his in there and get party trained.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Sitting the bing there, peeing on hisself and Steve Boobo
and India.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
That's what he doing. You need to learn something like that.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
And everybody think they baby smart just because your baby
smarter than you, don't make the baby smart.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Shitting up in here sucking his thumb.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Sorry, Sharon coming up with Gus nephew coming up with.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Talking to three year old.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Right after this.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
in about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
letter for today, and the letter subject is how did
pine straw get in there? Okay, how did pinestraw get
in there? We'll figure out what that's all about. I

(46:34):
don't even know what pin straw was, but anyway, there
is where's there? You'll find out when you hear the letter.
But we'll hear it in just a few but right
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
What you got for his nest?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
You ain't foul and you ain't getting no money. Now
let's go cat up.

Speaker 9 (46:59):
I'm trying to reach you, Glinda An Please, how you doing.
My name is Brad. I'm actually with the A and
C Department Accidents and Conditions. Wanted to give you a
call and see how you're doing this morning?

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Great? Great?

Speaker 9 (47:14):
Now, I am the uh the Accident and condition coordinated,
the last person that to goes to before actually issuing
out a check, and just wanted to give you a
call and see how everything is going going. Have you
Have you been to the doctor on your fall and
just wanted to do a follow up with you and
make sure everything is okay.

Speaker 16 (47:34):
Yeah, everything is just fine.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
Have you needed to do any any rehabilitation work or
anything like that. This is just a random procedure of
all the notes that I have to write down, and
like I said, this is the final step of getting
you out of check. Now, the last heard if you
were offered two thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Is that correct?

Speaker 16 (47:52):
If you were there, you go as to the supervis
you wouldn't know all that if you were there.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Okay, well, I'm just gonna have to file that I have, man,
I don't have everything wrote down.

Speaker 16 (48:03):
That's what they offer.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
Okay, Well, listen, here's what we're doing. I've also been
brought some other records. Is this the first time you've
actually had an incident like this? What is this the
first time you've had an incident of actually falling?

Speaker 16 (48:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's my first time.

Speaker 9 (48:22):
Okay, Well, actually, what we're doing looking over the records here,
I've got some actual incidents that it seems like you've
actually fallen several times in other places. And what I'm
having to do here, ma'am, is let you know that
I am not going to sign off on this at all.

(48:43):
So the money that has meant offered to you, I
am no longer going to be. I'm not going to
confirm this check to go out to you. I don't
think that there's anything wrong with you. I don't think
that you have a problem. I think that there's something
that you deliberately did in one of our stores.

Speaker 16 (49:00):
I could cure less about what you think. What happened
was that you was on the floor. I feel I'm
they're gonna have to pay for the claim either way
it go.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
No, we're not gonna actually, ma'am. What I'm gonna have
to do is get you to come down and sign uh.

Speaker 16 (49:15):
An agreement coming in nowhere.

Speaker 9 (49:17):
Yes, I'm gonna need you to come down and sign
an agreement that you actually made this whole.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Thing up, and I need that.

Speaker 16 (49:24):
I'm not coming nowhere.

Speaker 9 (49:26):
Look, ma'am, I don't care if you come down or
I have to come down and haul your tin, because
I'm not signing over a check to you for somebody
that deliberately laid down in the floor and act like
something was.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Wrong with them.

Speaker 16 (49:36):
Good mine deliberately done it. How exactly it was. Witnesses,
you need to talk to them.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I've spoken to every witness and you know what, man, everyone.

Speaker 16 (49:47):
Thanks to every witness. Because my friend was there. You
have spoken to her.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
There's a lot of people that assume that you're lying.

Speaker 16 (49:55):
Well, I don't care what they assume.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Man, let me explain something. We can take this thing further.

Speaker 9 (50:01):
I even have you on video actually deliberately laying down
in the middle of.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
The floor as if you have no I am not, ma'am.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
We're not going to give you two thousand. We're not
going to give you two dollars. What's my name is,
Brad with the A n C Department.

Speaker 16 (50:19):
Well, you want him job too much because you're a fool.

Speaker 9 (50:22):
No, No, I'm not a fool. I want to make
sure that you understand. I want to make sure that
you understand that this is not something that you can
do or continue to do.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Now.

Speaker 9 (50:33):
I want to hear it out of your mouth. You
tell me, did you lay down on that floor deliberately?

Speaker 16 (50:38):
You claim you think I'm finished city here and tell
you I deliberately laid down in the floor.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Oh am, I crazy crazy for you to sit here
and tell.

Speaker 16 (50:48):
Me then to sell that it as all.

Speaker 9 (50:52):
No, deliberately laid down on that floor, and you're deliberately
trying to get two thousand dollars worth of money that
does not belong to you.

Speaker 16 (50:59):
What you just reviewed the tape then and you will
see what he.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Would you like for me to get authorities to come over,
ma'am and bring you in, because what.

Speaker 16 (51:10):
You get get whether you want to get it.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
If I need to send authorities.

Speaker 16 (51:14):
Down there, you send them over here. I'm not scared
of them either.

Speaker 9 (51:19):
I'm they're gonna bring you in and you're gonna sign
this form I have that deliberately lay down on that floor.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
You a food the nerve of you black people.

Speaker 16 (51:31):
I'm not coming in. I'm not signing nothing. Now. What
you tell, ma'am, I don't know. I ain't never heard that.
You come, ma'am.

Speaker 9 (51:39):
Now, I want you to bring your little now black
behind in here so we can get this stuff rectified
as what I want done.

Speaker 16 (51:45):
Are you crazy? Her tasker? You ain't the sharpest tool
in the shade. I tell you that I am not
coming in. I don't know what I would have to
come in thought.

Speaker 9 (51:55):
I want you to sign a form that you deliberately
laid down on this floor, and it was all fictious.

Speaker 16 (52:00):
No wonder would I do something like that and then
go to jail.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Why would you lay down in the floor in the
first place, and when you know nothing.

Speaker 16 (52:09):
I told you I didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yes she did, Yes she did. It was in front
of you. I can in your eyes and tell when
you're lying, I'm told you.

Speaker 16 (52:17):
I told you what happened. Mane it that's all by?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Hey, Can I say let me say one more Hello?
Call her right back. Hello, I don't want to continue
to go back and forth.

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Subject how did the pine straw get in there? Dear
Stephen Shirley. My husband and I have a four year
old son and a three year old daughter. We also
have two small dogs. We got one for my son
and he didn't want to share with our daughter, so
my husband went and went out.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
And bought her a dog too.

Speaker 8 (57:03):
We're happy with our little family, but we are consumed
with household chores and taking care of our children and pets.
I work out after work, so my husband takes the
children and the dogs to the park down from our house.
I got home yesterday and I assumed they were still
at the park. I called my husband Daryl, and Linda

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from two houses down answered the phone, answered his phone.
She said Daryl had to go get one of the
dogs that ran off, so I thanked her and hung up.
I started cooking and cleaning up a bit, and in
comes Daryl with the kids and dogs. He said all
of them had been to the park. He was all
dusty and dirty, but the children were spotless. He said

(57:47):
one of the dogs ran off and he slipped in
pine straw When he ran after it. He had tiny
pieces of pine straw coming out of his shoe and
out of the back of.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
His jogging pants. He went to shower and put on
clean clothes.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
A few minutes later, Linda knocked on the door to
return my daughter's shoe that had fallen off, and Linda
was full of pine straw too. My children were not
dirty at all, but Linda and my husband were.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Linda left and I went to check the jogging.

Speaker 8 (58:18):
Pants my husband had on how did he get the
pine straw all up in his pants? As soon as
he got out of the shower, I accused him of
messing with Linda at the park. He yelled for a
good while and it made him sound guilty. Should I
watch him and Linda? Now?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Is that a question?

Speaker 11 (58:38):
Is that a question?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Girl? What do you think? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:42):
You should?

Speaker 8 (58:42):
You should watch them that Linda start with what the
blank was she doing answering your husband's phone?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
I mean, then why was she in your house alone?

Speaker 8 (58:55):
You're you're grilling your husband, But please don't let miss
Linda off the hook. She had no business being in
any of this. They are both wrong, wrong and wrong.
They weren't caring anything about you or the kids. Both
of them need to be checked for sure. She doesn't
get to be in your house and which you are
a man with no consequences.

Speaker 14 (59:15):
What is this?

Speaker 8 (59:16):
She's lying?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Your husband's lying and you know it because.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
They didn't say anything about the pine straw. That's so
very obvious. That was why he was doing all that
yelling and stuff to distract you. Okay, this is really
crazy here. I mean, both of them have pine straw.
It sounds like to me. They were rolling around in
the pine straw, all right? Otherwise how did they get
how did they get the pine straw all over them?

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And the kids were out there too, and they got nothing?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
All right?

Speaker 8 (59:49):
I just think you saw it with your own eyes,
a pine straw on both of them. No one else,
not the dogs, not the kids. No matter how he
tries to yell and lie about it, they're both guilty
of rolling around in the straw. Again, that's my conclusion
after reading this letter. What's another explanation you can think of?
I don't think there's one. You really don't need to
watch them. You really don't, because you've seen and heard

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all you need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Steve, Wow, Wow, wow wow?

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Did we read two entirely different letters? Because I feel
as though I did. Tommy bear with me on this one,
my brother, all right, you know, you know it's amazing
how women to stick together and you all don't review

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the facts properly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Get your lines together.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
How did the pinstraw get up here? D steven Shelley.
My husband and I have a four year old son,
three year old daughter. We got two small dogs, one
for my son. He either want to share what I'm
doing this, ain't got nothing to do with it, and left.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
So my husband went and bought her a dog too.
So what there we go. We are happy with our
little family, but we are.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Consumed with household chores and taking care of our children
and pets.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
That has nothing to do with the letter either. Here
we go.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
I work out after work, so my husband takes the
children and dogs to the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Park down from our house.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
I got home yesterday and I assume they were still
at the park. I called my husband. Sureley, you want
to prove your points so bad? Where did you get
she was up in their house, Linda? Nowhere in this

(01:01:41):
letter because you have decided to side with Linda. Listen
and you all are against Darryl.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yo want it? Answered the husband's phone.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
But you said she was up in their house, Linda,
I ain't been to their house to later own girl.
See you trying to make more out of this than
it is. I assume they was at the park. I
called my husband that you were right about this part.
Darryl and Linda from two houses down answered his phone.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
They were together, that's obvious, but it was not in
the house.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
They was at the park, like public a public place.
Daryl case stoped Linda from going to the park. Now
she told him Daryl had to go get one of
the dogs that ran off. You just said, you all
are consumed with housework and choice, and going to get

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them dogs is one of them things.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
He had to run off. Ain't no telling how.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Far that dance.

Speaker 9 (01:02:53):
Hang on.

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
We'll have part two of your response coming up to
twenty three minutes after the hour of today's Strawberry letter
is how did the pine strag get in there? Okay,
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is how did pinestrog get in there?

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
I'm trying to I'm here on behalf of Darryl, who
is in the shots, Shirley, on half of the wife
and as against Linda. This couple got a lot, two dogs,
little kids, four year old, three year old dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
The lady works out after work, and.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
So the kid take the kids, and the husband take
the kids and dogs to the park down the street
from their house. The lady came in from home yesterday
and they assumed they were still at the park, so
she called her husband, Daryl. Linda from two doors down
answered his phone. I have no idea how that happened.

(01:04:32):
That's unexplainable. You therefore have every right to want to
know that, because that right, dow don't know how dumb
Daryl really is. Hey baby, get that, Hey Linda, get that.
That might be joe an good time. I'll be she

(01:04:53):
answered the phone. She said Daryl had to go get
one of the dogs that ran off, So I ain't
so I'm assuming that what Linda tried to do was
throw some shade by answering the phone but also saying
I'm sitting here on the park bench and Darryl had
to run off to get one of the dogs, and

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it must have worked, because she said, so.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
I thanked her and hung up.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
I started cooking and cleaning up a bit, and then
come Daryl with the kids and the dog.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
He said, all of them had been to the park.
That's what you said that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
When Lynda answered the phone, he was all dusty and dirty,
but the children were spotless.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
He said.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
One of the dogs ran off, and he slipped in
the pine straw when he ran after him. I played golf.
One of my most dreaded moments is when the ball
is laying in pine straw. I have slipped in pine.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Straw on the golf course. You can fall.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
I mean when he fell, he rolled around because he's
not as athletic as me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Oh yeah, so that's what that is.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
See so darn. He said they had been, but he
was desty. He said, one of the dogs ran off,
and he slipped in the parent straw. When he ran
after he had tiny pieces of parent straw coming out
of his shoe that you gotta chase a dog and
out of the back of his jogging pants. He went
to shower and put on some clean clothes. A few
minutes later, Linda knocked on the door to return my

(01:06:32):
daughter's shoe that had fallen off, and Linda was full
of pine straw too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
You know what, Linda, this hell for him?

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Man showing the most.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
You know, you're asking phones, bringing shoes back, shoes and
evidence and all this hell. Linda, Yo is the other one?
You gotta start? You gotta no other one rules. It's
gonna be answering the phone and bringing shoes back. Right,
Linda was full of parent straw too. My children were

(01:07:02):
not dirty at all. So Linda and my husband were.
Linda left and I went to check the jogging pants
my husband had on. How did he get parent straw
all up in his pants? Yeah, he told you he failed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
That's what we all want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
He fell.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
As soon as he got in the shower. He felt
Linda was helping look for the dog too, and she
felt everybody can't stand up in par straw. People know

(01:07:42):
how to do that. You didn't know what parents straw
was many, So how do you know how to stand.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Up in it?

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
I bet you'll fall too. But then I accused him
of messing with Linda at the park. He yelled for
a good while and it made him sound guilty. Oh no, see,
you ain't got enough proof right here. Pinstraw is not
an act of guilt now, so you have to get
more evidence to be to accuse this man of this

(01:08:10):
because she had pine straw on her, because.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
She was at the park now with them kids and
them dogs. Then you know dogs can find you no
matter where you go.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
So I don't know how you think they didn't find
them if they was messing around in the pine straw,
which I doubt very sisely at in the daytime at
the park. Shirley, No, it was what Daryl said it was.
And then Shirley you said, and don't let Linda off

(01:08:43):
the hook. You need to talk to.

Speaker 8 (01:08:45):
Her for what trick her for answering his phone. And
she doesn't know how Linda got pine straw in her.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
That ain't her business.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
He brought them kids back spotless, which is good parenting
them kids didn't We're not dirty at all.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
You're not giving Darryl no credit for the good job
of parenting that he did.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
And all you want to do is you want to
talk about how Linda got some parents straw on her.
The fact of the matter is how the kids ain't
got no parent straw on.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Them at all. You better be a parent, Daryl. You
better be a parent boy.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Running after dogs and sacrificing your safety and rolling around
in that parent straw to get them kids back to
the house, spotlets and clean. But ooh no, you want
to accuse him of sleeping with Linda at the park
in the middle of the daytime with two.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Babies and a dog. How I thank you failed innocently.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Post your comments on today's Strubberry.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
You not bettering me all, and Linda was never at
the house. Now and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Do it with Darryl.

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It's not down there. Fall means the start of soup season.
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I love chili.

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Yeah, I'm a straight chili girl. Chili and soup.

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Yeah. Can you make chili? Not really think march you can't.
I don't do cooking. I'm greal man.

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Okay, I'm outside right, I feel you see.

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I ain't got no recipe. My mama didn teach me
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That's it?

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Knows how to make chili? Don't you don't? I don't
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It's a secret. It's a family recipe.

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No, it ain't nobody in your family making that MESSI making.

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Chili?

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Who has who has had it? And is here here?

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What's a secret ingredient?

Speaker 11 (01:12:24):
Shirley?

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Butter?

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But it makes everything taste every everything good?

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Speaker 9 (01:12:33):
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I know, I know who the hell you just said
said they're gonna put butter some chili when you make
up the ground beef and to make grease?

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What is that fault? You don't add butter to that?

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Off?

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You pour?

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Listening to me?

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What you said? You pull that off?

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Oh oh, take the flavor and pull it down to drink. Okay, oh,
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Ain't never seen my mama pull that grease down a
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You don't have to make you some chili.

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You're not a believe.

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This is the first you've ever heard of that.

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This question came from Willy on Facebook. Willie says, it's
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I'm thinking of moving out this weekend.

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All your stuff?

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I hadn't no longer had feelings for her, like we
had never.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Dated, never ever getting back together.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
I put two fingers in a little bit of it
on the ground and dab my neck all the way out.
I just couldn't let that all that Houston go to
waste over the ground. So, yeah, Willie, I think it'd
be a good time to get on out though.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Wow. Yeah that was some good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Okay, we have time.

Speaker 8 (01:16:29):
There's one more. Leon on Twitter says, I've got an
issue with my best friend. He is my dog, my homie,
but I need to know how to deal with it.
I've been seeing this girl for a month now, and
I thought it would be cool to introduce them. She's
kind of shy and was severely taken aback by him
going on about how fine she is. We were together

(01:16:51):
for like two hours, and he must have said, man,
you're fine. Jesus, why are you so fine? He said
it at least fifteen times. Once was kind of funny,
five times what's awkward, fifteen times was creepy. And now
she doesn't want to be around him anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
And I can't blame her. I'm not sure I want
to either, thoughts.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Yeah, hold up, hey dog, she fine? I mean, is
she a social mediaa fan?

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
I mean it's well, don I'm not gonna lose her
over this stupid food that can't control herself.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
And you don't have to take him around no more,
you know, Hey dog? Hey man, you trip it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
I bought the girl over friend. Dog ain't so cool?

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
They don't? You tripping?

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
You got this girl uncomfortable, man, and I can't have
that man, So you're gonna have to chill out now.
She don't want to come around She uncomfortable?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Right, Yeah, that ain't your best friend?

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Your best friend, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Tea dog their roll with you? Okay, Yeah, he's gone,
and ask a dog, what's up with that? Where you
going with this man?

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
And you know he won't make her around him?

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
No, I'm not gonna lose this chick because you stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
One five times was awkward, but fifteen times creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
About time number three? Hey man, we got it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Let me move on right right, No, move along, move along? Yeah, okay,
all right, guys, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:18:32):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

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I can't call it this your man Cedric the entertainer,
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That my doubt you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:18:53):
We all know that Halloween is right around the corner,
right Well, according to net yeah cet dot com, watching
a horror or a scary movie, a scary movie can
actually de stress you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
What it can actually actually de stress you. That's what
it says.

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This is the according a statement as we read this
on behalf of everybody on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Following statement that Shirley Strawberry is about to make is
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Statement very much feinad dot com.

Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
All right, listen, so they say, Apparently watching horror movies
allows you to forget your own daily fears and worries
and get totally involved in other people's fears and worries.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
It's it both.

Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
But if you scared, don't right people seals that's your
other feel right, I'm all righty stressed Now I'm watching
a movie stress me out because I'm scared. Now.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
It distracts you from your anxiety. It puts you uh
your own problems in perspective. The world may be a mess,
politics may be stressful, and your job be terrible, but
at least a psycho killer isn't chasing you around with
an ax and that relaxes you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Yeah, yes, right, yeah. Every time I see Jason, I
get sleeping. Yeah, put you in a w.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
All right, We're moving on to watch a polar Guys
Come Out TV.

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
I'm sitting over here. I'm looking at my TV right.

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
You're here coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
We'll play around it. Would you rather?

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Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Time out for a round of would you rather here
we go?

Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
Would you rather be alone alone for the next five
years or never be alone for the next five years?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
This was like just nobody, don't nobody at all us alone? Yeah,
that would be the very definition.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Don't give me wrong. I'm b I got, I got
sleep with somebody? How did me? A lot of times?
I can't. I can't just be with me. I get,
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
Yeah what.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
I don't talk back enough to Russia? Oh okay, okay,
m M all right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Would you rather be the richest person in the world?

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
Hey, Hey, you don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Hey, I don't care what b.

Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
Is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Would you rather be the smartest person in the world?

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Stupid? You know I want to be the smartest person.
I'm offended.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
I watched Jeopardy at that time when that dude had
won nineteen times in a row. I was offended the
entire time.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Why what stupid?

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
You ain't riding no bike when you was a little boy.
Where was your truck at your date? Nobody? Because for
you to know that much, he didn't have a childhood, don't,
I mean, don't he knew everything? Just you knew everything.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
I was offended smart very much. So all right, moving
on to would you rather have sex the night before?
Or would you rather wake up to sex and.

Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Be the.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Night before?

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
The night before?

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Just before?

Speaker 18 (01:23:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
At night?

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Would you rather have a second?

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Usually if I got to go, so I take it
at night?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
You're taking that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
It don't really matter as long is it happening.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Just okay, now that's what.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
I don't really have to go to sleep. I would
rather be put to sleep, not mind.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:23:33):
Last one, guys, here's a Halloween question. Would you rather
spend Halloween night at a funeral home? Or would you
rather spend Halloween night at a cemetery?

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
They all did in him? No, give me that cemetery.
Them people at the funeral home, they be moving still there.
I'm gonna be outside.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
No, but you can run at the cemetery. You might
slam up into a couple of tubs, but I'm not Finn.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
To be in here and hear noises.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
Could you could funeral when your funeral direct to come
back that morning. You're gonna put all the bodies back up?
Who told these curtains down? No, we're peling on the.

Speaker 8 (01:24:16):
Wall, coming up in forty nine minutes after into our
last break of the day, and we'll.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Have you have been hamming all these coffin.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Shut right after this. YO, this is Jamie Fox, This
is Kim Whitley.

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