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You think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on
dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Hell Man back in business too, Man Man,
how good is God? I mean, really, if you think
about it in spite of all that's going down in
your life, First of all, it could be worse. But secondly,
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sometimes you have to remember. And I've just had to
have this conversation with myself this morning. That's how I'm
fresh on this one right here. When a challenge faces you,
are you going through a difficult moment, or you didn't
hit a bump in the road in the middle of that,
If you could manage to be grateful, it would take
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you a long way. Gratitude is a powerful resource. If
you can be grateful in the middle of it. Gratitude
is a powerful resource when it's dim for you. And
then got a little bumpy on the road, and he
ran into some obstacles, and you done ran up into
some detailed signs, and your journey ain't smooth as.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It was last week or last year.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
You gotta be grateful for the things that are going
right and that have gone right.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And for the thing that's wrong right now to get right? Man?
Can I share that with you? Man? Is that a
tough one to learn? It is? For me.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
It has been one of my toughest challenges is to
learn how to be grateful because it's a powerful resource,
but how to be grateful in moments of despair when
it ain't going right. See here's a mistake I would make.
See when something go wrong, I want to focus on
the wrong so much in an attempt to fix it.
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But even then the focus ain't always in to fix it.
The focus becomes, Man, this is bad, man, I can't
believe this is happening. Why this keep going down? That
doesn't fix anything? You know, mealing over it, going over
what's wrong, explaining it, sharing it with your friends, you know,
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making it sound worse.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Than it is.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Tell the story for pity from other people. All of
that right there, has nothing to do with the fix.
Sometimes you're just mulling over it. You're just making it worse.
You're just making it a bigger problem. You're manifesting it
into your atmosphere, You're putting it out there in your spirit. Now,
all of a sudden, it consumes your day. Next thing,
you know, you're having a bad day. If you're having
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a bad day, it's because you've been having some bad thoughts.
So what I've had to learn how to do, and
what I'm working on this morning is I'm working on
this situation that then cropped up. I was going kind
of smooth here for a minute, and now then got
real bumpy in the road, you know, and all this here.
So what I'm thinking about now, though, is even though
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I've hit a bump in the and even though I
done ran into a detour, and even though I've hit
this lull.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I'm going down into a valley, I ain't up on
the peak.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Can I not still be grateful for all the things
that God has given me, for all the things He's
done for me, for all the things He's brought me through,
and realizing that even this that's happening to me again
is going to pass to He gonna get me through
that too. Come on, man, God is a good god man.
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It's a lot to be grateful for. So while I'm
tripping on this bumping the road out in here, what
I got to remember is all the things He's done
for me. And like I say, my saying is join
depression cannot reside in the same place. So instead of
being down about this new bumping the road, if I'm
constantly filling my mind with the thoughts of how good
He's been to me, of what all he's done for me,
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of all the things he's brought me through, of all
the blessings he's presented me with, when I go down
that listen, I really.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Don't have a lot of time to mull over the situation. Now.
Do I have to fix this bump in the row?
Of course I do.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Are There's some things I'm going to have to do
to straighten it out, of course it is. But Steve
just going to get the business of doing it and
straighten it out. What you mulling over and worrying about
it for you know, old people. I heard old people
say something. When I was growing up in the church,
they say, if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry
about it. But if you're gonna worry about it, don't
pray about it. That's an amazing thing. And prayer just
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happens to be my weapon of choice. Now, it ain't
always been that way. I want you to understand that
my first weapon of choice was you do it to me,
I do it to you. You called me out, I
call you out, you say something bad about me. I've
tried to find you say something bad about you. That
was my weapon in the past. How did that work
out for you, Steve?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Not so good?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Because you know what, I spent a lot of time
fighting back, kicking back, swinging back, when I could have
spent all that time climbing. See, all you're trying to
do at the end of the day, folks, is have
a better life than the one you got. All you're
trying to do is to improve your position in life.
You know, it's not my business to make sure you
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don't get where you're going. I ain't got no time
for that. It's not my job to assure that you
ain't as high as me. I ain't got no time
for that. Your real mission and purpose is to have
the best life that you can have, to ascend to
the highest plateau that you can get to, to make
your family as comfortable as you can, to provide as.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Much as you can for your family. But legally, see,
those of us are sitting up here trying to come
up with sideways.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
You can ask a couple million men sitting in prison
today how they wish they hadn't done that, and they'll
tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never had did it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I knew not to go down there. Something told me
not to go down there. Man.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
If I could change things, I would. But they sitting
somewhere doing some time that had they made another decision
they wouldn't have to do now. That don't make them
throw away people, nah, man, Because everybody make mistakes, and
God is in the forgiving business. And some of us
have done some things that really broke the law, and
a whole lot of other things and deserve to do
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some time, But through the grace of God, we didn't.
But now we sit up here we pass judgment on
people who got to do some that I don't care.
I don't care what you've done. God can forgive anything,
but our position, our motivation in life is to try
to have the best life we can have and provide
for those around us and make it comfortable. If that's
your ambition, you don't have time to worry about or
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concern yourself with another person. And I wasted time doing that,
And that's not the way to get it done. It's
simply mine to your business. Taking care of you and
getting yourself right and tight is twenty four seven, so
that's a full time job. So what I had to
learn was and what I've the reason I've chosen prayers
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as my weapon of choice now is that now prayer
helps me that I don't have to fight back. Now,
if I get cornered, I'm gonna fight you. I ain't
even gonna lie to you. And now I'm still working
on some things that trigger me. You know, you know,
you know, and and and so I'm I'm slowly getting
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better at that. But I've learned that my weapon of
choice is prayer now. So when it happens ugly for me,
I pray about it. When it gets tight and dismal
for me, I pray about it. And the thing about
prayer man is prayer changes things.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, it does. Now read about it and try it.
That's the deal. Okay, Come on, Prayer is a wonderful weapon.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
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Speaker 6 (10:04):
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Speaker 2 (10:33):
Kill Spate's.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Learning on the job, Junior and the legend that he
is nephew Tommy. Well, Junior, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Let me just ask you something.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I know you you, You've been you for a very
long time.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You know how you is?
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Do you ever just want to just not be here
with just start cussing it everybody else? Have you ever
just wanted that what?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well? What wait? I would want it to just not
be me and start cussing somebody out.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, just not be the celebrity steal.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Obviously you don't really know me. Oh you've been cussing.
Start well, it used to be a resolution to stop cussing.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I remember that day he tried to do it.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Yeah, I had head. I've given that up so many times.
I don't apologize for it no more. I don't even
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm so sorry. No, I meant it one time.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a money job for cussing.
The jaw will feel after the first day.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Full of twenty man, Come on, no, I'm not. I'm not.
I've just decided and that's how I am.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Now.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
If you don't like cussing and everything, and you judgment
about people who cause I understand where you're coming from,
don't you don't have to cuss. But I'm gonna tell
you right now me personally, Yeah, I recommend.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It stress reliever.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
I don't have ulcers, I don't have high blood pressure,
high potension. I ain't got none of that stuff. Man,
I ain't got I ain't got chronic illness.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You know I had. I had none of that, man,
I ain't bipolea. You don't have none of that. You
know why? Because I let sit out. Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
It's not.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I don't give it time to fester in me. I'm
not sitting around. I'm not bitter. No, our whole grudges,
because the moment we have the grudge, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Get it to you that way, I ain't got to
hold it.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Now, man, I'm blending him my life and it's okay.
I'm telling you man, I'm just more settling who I am.
And if you do not like me, it's okay, man,
it's okay. Most people that I discovered don't like me.
I immediately starts disliking the ass and we eat.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
No problem.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
What we're doing.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Well.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
We like you, Steve, We like you a lot. Thank
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the ours, Thank you,
the nephew is here with run that break back. We'll
get into it right after this.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
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is time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
What you got for his neft, got a little some
for you. This for all them people that's got them.
Christmas lights still up, and it's time to take them down.
This right is Christmas lights expiration. Christmas lights expiration. There
is an expiration on Christmas lights and you are pasted it.
It is what was it January sixth?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You passed it?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
If I want to come down, let's go.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Cat dol.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach James. Yeah, hey James.
How you doing? This? Is Greg? I want to get neighbors.
I live a few streets over from you during the day.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
What's up? I want to make sure I got the
right person.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You're at.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Uh North Willow Ben Yeah, Okay, why are you coming?
What's okay? I'm on I live on a shadow band man.
My name is Gray, and I wonder I want to
reach out to you. Uh, we seem to have a
bit of a problem.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Man.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
You still have your Christmas lights up on the house
and what what? What's what's going on? You know? We
you know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation.
When you're gonna take these down?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Man?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
We go through this every year, and uh, it ain't
no problem.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Man.
Speaker 10 (15:37):
The lights are gonna stay up.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
What what?
Speaker 8 (15:39):
What? What do you mean they're gonna stay up?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Did I start up?
Speaker 10 (15:43):
I said the lights are gonna stay up, you know,
no go down?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
No hold on, bro, Christmas is over. The lights ain't Finnish.
Stay up? Okay you nicely tell you that the lights
need to come down, you know, I don't. I don't
even Why do you have your life stuff after Christmas
or the clause and the whole Christmas thing is over? Wait?
Speaker 10 (16:03):
Wait, wait a good minute, man, what's your name again?
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Greg?
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Who of them?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
My name is Greg.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
My name is Greg, and I live on Shadow Bend.
I live pos streets over from you.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
I don't give her about where you live.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Man.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
You know, how did you get my number? I got
your number from the h o A. You know, the
President hu A Im the one gave me your number.
But that but that's neither hear nor that. The big
issue is the Christmas lights just got to come down.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
You sound like a joke, man, You sound like a
food What you're gonna take my Christmas?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Like?
Speaker 8 (16:38):
You know?
Speaker 10 (16:39):
I keep those lights up?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
You know why I keep those lights up.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
I'm a listeners.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
My mama loves those lights.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
She is.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
She keeps the lights up a little.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Bit longer than usual.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
But we don't give a fuck about that as long
as she's happy.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
So okay, okay, okay, let me say that I'm hearing
you with your mama. Understand that you know you got
love for your mom. Cool, but take it that the
whole neighborhood wants your lifetime. So I'm gonna tell you
this right here, from neighbor to night. You got to
tomorrow evening to take them life down. If not, I'm
gonna take them down my damn self. What time are
you coming, bro?
Speaker 10 (17:15):
What time are you coming?
Speaker 8 (17:16):
Okay, I'll tell you what I get off it fine.
I'll be at your house about six to take these
dinner life down. If you're not, I'll be looking for
you too.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:23):
You know we got a big family I'm gonna call
my brothers and we're gonna meet you. We're gonna meet
you because you ain't taking down.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (17:33):
Lights are gonna stay up.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Bro Okay, I don't care if you and your mama
got to take them damn life down.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
Hold up, brother, what you say about my mama?
Speaker 8 (17:42):
God said you and your mama can take them life down,
but somebody got to take them down.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Mother?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
You talking about my mom.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
We ain't taking down.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Where did you say you live?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
I shadow ben, I'm on you.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Just you trying to be trying to sign your death sentence.
If you come over to my crib and talk about
taking down our mother Christmas light.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
You man, you If I come over there and you
and your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get
the lights off that house, then I'm taking them down.
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Hey man, you're talking about my mama taking down the
two lights. I've got a baseball back for your mother
and everybody at the h O A A. I don't
everybody at that club. You in whatever ho A and whatever.
I'm you up, mother, I'm you up?
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Okay? Well if you if you me up, you're gonna
have to. You're gonna have to tie me up too.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
I'm gone.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
You told us you had the lights on the house
and hadn't taken them down. Tell me the one time?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Cool? Come in you? Can you get over here right now?
Speaker 8 (18:57):
I can't come. I'll tell you what I have come
through that, me and Tommy both will come through that.
And that's what you want.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Come on, mother, Jo silly?
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Okay? So so can I say something else?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
So what?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Mother?
Speaker 8 (19:11):
Can I? Can I say one more thing to you?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You ain't got to.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Say hell, you say that.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
When you get on me.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, you're talking about my mama.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
Man, Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, calm down, dude,
Calm down, Okay, I'm down about what?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
God?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Can I say something else? Can I say one more thing?
Just that? Then one more thing? What all I'm gonna
say is this nephew tire me from Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Did you say.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
You you got to be kidding me?
Speaker 12 (19:44):
Man?
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Man? You got dames?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
You all right? Man?
Speaker 8 (19:57):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Man, it ain't all right?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Man?
Speaker 10 (19:59):
What you got my blood pressure off?
Speaker 13 (20:01):
What?
Speaker 8 (20:03):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Hey hey Jame, you got some labors Russell and shot knee,
Russell and shtees. They are the ones that got me
the prank. Call you man, they ain't gonna get no
Christmas present for me next year.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You got s have some boys, man.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Oh wow, Oh you was heated boy. Oh man, you
was heated. Man. One thing I didn't know about you, Jane.
You love your mama, don't you?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I love it. I love it to death.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Man.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
You you you had to take it there. That's that's
a right man. Oh man. You gotta let me know. Man,
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the last Let me hear it?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Oh God, Steve Hobby in the morning shown.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Men, I did that right there, and I shall be it.
I did that day. Pray.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I took my life down yesterday, Tom because of me. No, yes,
get them on in the storage, all right, nephew coming
up next and is ask the COLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building for your love questions. Right
after this, it's time to talk about life insurance. It's
(21:25):
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Life makes it easy with no medical exam, just a
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That's Globelifradio dot com or one eight hundred two five
one fifty four hundred. Get ready because it is time
to ask the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey the clo.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Wanda and Newark says, my divorce was final five months
ago and my ex is already moved on. I found
out that he proposed to a new woman and they're
having a small wedding on Valentine's Day. If this is
why he wanted to divorce me, why didn't you just
say that?
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Well?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
What diffence do with age? You all have the divorce
it's over? What do you mean if this is why?
You know what, let's clear something up about divorce. If
everybody out there is trying to play like victim and
all this here, listen to me.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Quen. The court gives you your divorce date.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
That's the date that they legally are no longer marriage,
no longer marriage.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Your marriage has been over long before that.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Now, can we all just agree with that your marriage
ain't over when the court says over your marriage has
been over long before.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Date the problems.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, yeah, so this he.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Getting married in February. Y'all been messed up for two
years now.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I guess she's probably saying, you know, it's so quick.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
It was.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's not quick. Y'all's marriage has been over for a
few years now. That's why you got a divorced.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All right, So Swanda, you need to move on. It's
basically what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
He gone, Yeah, why didn't he tell me? Tell you what?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Moving on to Reina in Baton Rouge, Reina says, my
boyfriend and I work together, and I'm starting to think
he's dating me. So he'll have a ride to work
during lunch. He's always with the guys we work with,
and he doesn't talk to me until it's time to
go home. We may have sex after work if he
wants to, but never when I ask, is he using
(23:57):
me for a ride or what for a ride insects?
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, for a ride in sick What the hell you
worrying about to ride for?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
He don't talk to you when you get right Then
after work it has sex if he want to now
when you want to.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
You're being used for the ride and for sex.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
But what Yeah, and the ride is secondary, So I
don't know why you wrote this question about the damn ride.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
He can come on now, right, But if you made
him uber, you'll probably be out of sex.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Raina, it's on you now. Next
move all right. Moving on to Jury and Roanoke Jory.
Jory says, I've been married for two years and my
husband has changed since we got married. He doesn't look
me in the eye or kiss me anymore while we're
being intimate. It feels like we're not connected anymore. Is
(25:06):
this to be expected after a few years.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
No, No, it's your man, and quit looking at you
and stop kissing you because he don't want to. That's painful.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Year, just after two years, there's still newlyweds.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, ain't not. Junior's still kissing your wife, absolutely kissing. God,
but it ain't been six months. Junior is a newly weed.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, yes, absolutely he is.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Because married two years, you are not a newly wed.
You're only wed. Even a baby after two years you
quit doing them damn months.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
But he's still a baby.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's still a baby, though, well, he not twenty nine
months old. It's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, okay, it's a toddler. He's a toddler. You have
an issue with the newly wed two years.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
No, that ain't what the letter is about. You the man.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
The man ain't kissing her, and the man ain't looking
her and eye no eye contact is a sign.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, you're saying, don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
But I'm just saying the relationship is still fairly new
for him to shut all that down so quickly in
the relationship in the matter.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
So now, can I ask a question if you're basing
it on the amount of time? Yeah, man, ask you
a questions question? What year in the marriage is it
okay not to get kissed in the mouth and not
to get looking No year.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I just need to know what.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
I get no year? Yeah, So so soon when the
cutoff happens, it happens.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's still painful, that's right. There's no rule for this.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Okay, not kissing you in the mouth and looking you
in the eye no more because you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
He's looking upside you.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
When there while they're intimate, but he's still being intimate
with her. Yeah, sein't looking at it.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Though when they're intimate, he is not making eye contact
where the silver learning is.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
They still doing it, so that's good.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's for him.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
They look at you again.
Speaker 14 (27:23):
Yeah, eventually.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
A lady, what kind of man?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
I didn't want to introduce y'all to those two viewpoints.
Y'all kept pushing, though, y'all kept pushing. I said, all right, now, dogs, okay, okay,
I'm gonna let you hear from the male species, and
they ain't gonna be cute.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
See ante phone.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
When they started talking a minute ago.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
It wasn't good enough. When I said, he don't want
to no more.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
And then you found out just keep doing until the
do start looking at you to put that.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
On you here.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
The other one was you know, at least he's still
doing it. You keep talking and even gonna get done.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
God, yeah, what you say, Junior?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Stop your complaint?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Man, what pressure you want?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Walk?
Speaker 6 (28:24):
All right?
Speaker 9 (28:25):
That's terrible.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
It's just it's just how I'm sorry. I don't know
what to tell y'all.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, you don't want yeah, all right, it's clearing.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
It ain't that he don't want her. You don't want
to do that no more. You know you didn't hit him.
It's the same thing. Listen to me.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
It's like, for example, not saying this applies to all women,
but at one point some people don't care about fixing
a el fuck no more.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I'm just saying, so at what year in the marriage
is that? Okay? But I'm just right now, it's people
in the marriage one else who have cut off.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
You have stopped doing what you did, sitting around the
house wearing on and war clothing out fits.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
There's nothing here. I can come home and I don't
know you with a bad danna own that you and and.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
And a and a matches, scoffing cold cream and cubs
on your eye.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I will see there.
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Thank you, Clo.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Mister Steve Harbin, Martin show Man, all your friends, who's
the worst?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Tommy's blood.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
He didn't even hesitate.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
My apart missing anybody, messed up more cars than anybody,
barred more money than anybody without getting it back, but
got me in more fights than any damn just all
the worst, damn buddy.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I've ever hated. Morning Steve Morning Show coming up right
after you?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
All right, come on, see, let's go. You have a
timeline for just a sorry person.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I got a partner I used to work with. I
ain't gonna say his name, Russell.
Speaker 14 (30:25):
Say his name though, Russell?
Speaker 9 (30:29):
Well, how we know his name?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Russe?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Are you for real right now?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It's slipped out? Well, it's out there now.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
He's a timeline, oh Russell.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And this is what he would do.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
You ready, four times a month, four five times a
month at least seven am, the alarm go off, get
the snooze, wake up at seven forty five?
Speaker 14 (30:58):
Okay, I like it.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I don't know who got a forty.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Five minutes news, but he had one put in special
on his clock, my brother eight o'clock. He would call
in to let us know he's running lately. Now in
his mind, that'll give him thirty minutes, which means he
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gonna hit the road the highway at eight thirty.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
But he waited till eight to make the phone. Now
he's been up, but he waits eight thirty a m.
He in traffic. He make his second call.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Back in to us in the boss to complain about
how bad the traffic. Yes, yeah, Russell, which means he
may not make it till nine, which gives him another
thirty minutes. Okay, genius, but they really don't ever expect
(32:01):
him to ten thirty. Now, since you don't have to
be down to ten thirty. Russell then took his ass
and got some breakfast.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
This boy.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Russell sitting down eating breakfast. Somewhere around eleven thirty. Russell
has now arrived at work. He go immediately to the
supervisor's desk to complain about how.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Bad the traffic was.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Right then, every time he at the desk, he always
makes sure he slips this phrase.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
In wow, look at the time, man, I gotta get
to words.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Like it. Just come to it.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
He said, fresh too, Wow, man, look at hell? I got.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Yeah. Now that's somewhere around eleven forty five, left forty five.
He bs to twelve as an emails personal emails.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Mostly he go to lunch at twelve thirty.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Wait a minute, lunch, twelve thirty.
Speaker 14 (33:17):
I love Russell.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Russ because we was in sales. Russ taking two hour lunch.
He's back at two thirty. But then he makes sure
he stopped back by the supervisor his office, but this
time just to show his face.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
And you know, just some some bs, yes, just bs conversation.
How about them? Cowboy?
Speaker 8 (33:50):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Badly about the people hurricanes. Ain't that same done? Yeah,
it's always current events. Got to care?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, oh okay, oh man.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
All right, So now it's three point thirty.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
He gets back to his desk and he had the
desk and he played the game of pong, commuting pong.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
He because back then.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
That's always happens a poem. He's back at his desk
and he's playing pong. He had deck of cards and
he played a little solitaire, which he always wants.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
He's gonna strack a card down fifteen in a row.
Fifteen who hel wins fifteen games of solitary?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Got that kind of time.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Then they do personal emails to about four.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Eh.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Now it's time to clock out. Got to get the
hell out of him. Now, his next step of clocking
out is very important. When he go to the clock,
he makes sure that the clock time in fairs eight.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
So he go on clock out. It for yeah, because
you know you need all them out.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, I'm late.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Ain't got nothing do with how many hours of payout.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
So he had a little magnet and a screwdriver, and
he could take the magnet and put it on the
face of the clock. And turn the hands and the
screwdriver blocked it from clicking back. Then as soon as
he said eight, he slided a card in a twink
cheek bone and get him an eight o'clock man.
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Yes, that's a lot of work.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
What is lazy.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
To?
Speaker 14 (35:50):
Five times a month?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
And that right there? You think that was hard? That's
what Russ say. Put in another hard day.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Man, Come on the house today, same thing, same thing
all over again.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
No, he don't do too in a row, spreading them up.
This is all this Friday.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Man and traffic with a getting in here.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
May me.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Something really happened.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
He took all current events and made him affect him
lots people. This is Kirk Franklin.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Hey, this is Saka Khan.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
This is your boy Kevin Hark Hey, this is Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
This is your boy Chris Brown, your boys Big Snoop Dog.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
This came tow Hi.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
This is this is your boy Sandy Entertainer.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
This is your Linda Adams.
Speaker 11 (36:45):
Less up, it's DJ Cavin and you're listening to Steve
Harvey Morning Show. There's morning shows and that's the greatest
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Speaker 1 (37:27):
It is time now for would you rather? Would you
rather have your taxes revealed to the world or would
you rather have your Internet search history revealed to the world?
Taxes or Internet search? Because you've been looking up some crazy.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
I'm gonna tell you back when Kim Kardashian was on
the cover of Page magazine, paperazine. Yeah, I had googled
that so many times that my computer made that my
scream safer.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, automatically. It's just amazing.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, all right, all right? Would you rather eat hot
sauce in the desert or ice cream in the snow?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
No, that's easy.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You want to eat ice cream?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna eat that ice cream in the snow.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yea cold and cold cold and.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Junr you're gonna go with the hot sauce. Not doing that?
Speaker 6 (38:47):
No, nor your stupid ass is not Finn be out
here in this cold and some damn ice cream and
you're back in the damn hospital because you know the
cold weather kicks in a crisis.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
What is your other last talking about some damn ice
cream and cold for.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Dog?
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Got all us in here praying for you every four
times a year, and all this will set your ass
out that house, is what you're gonna do. Slap slap
out your mouth. If I see you outside eating the bowl,
eyes cree for you, get your ass out on that.
(39:24):
Oh wow, that's really hot?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
All right? Would you rather, guys, would you rather be
constantly I mean constantly surprised in bed or would you
rather always want to know what's coming? You always know
what's coming, or you're constantly surprised? Which one would you
rather surprising?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I need know what's coming on him. I ain't gonna be.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
I'm like he's sitting up here, leaning against the wall,
waiting about what's mean to come out.
Speaker 8 (39:57):
Of the.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Can't do that. Let what we know?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
What we everybody know, we know our role.
Speaker 8 (40:04):
We know.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Y'all. Want the sorry, I'm not you want to know
what's coming? I like what's coming.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I like it's coming.
Speaker 9 (40:13):
And working, yeah, working?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah? That room walking in here?
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Hey, hey, hey, what is the monkey for?
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Why there is a little person over there with the camp?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Hey, this is John Legend.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Hi, this is Felicious Shot. Hey, this is Motown Recording
Artists camp. Here.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
This is Chris Rock Hey, guys, whatseluf?
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
This is Tony Braxton.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
You already know what timing it's boy DC, young fly.
Speaker 14 (40:46):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, fellas, time
for comedy roulette, Jacob, quickly set this up and again please.
Speaker 12 (41:00):
You test us every week, you test our comedy ability.
Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel. Spind
the wheel, wed stop.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
We can do it.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
What you got?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Here's the topics. Number one, people I hate on my job, man,
I can do that. Number two, your mama keeps hitting
on me.
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Number three I thought they was dead already.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
This for you, sho.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Number four Jehovah's witnessed.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
Number five.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
People with a clean house.
Speaker 14 (41:38):
Put them on the wheel, spind the wheel with.
Speaker 9 (41:48):
Gas.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
People I hate on my job, Let me have it.
Speaker 12 (41:58):
You know, the people on your job who bring that
food item that don't nobody want any damn way, but
they all booze you about it.
Speaker 15 (42:06):
First of all, don't nobody like pumpkin pie?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Alright?
Speaker 15 (42:11):
Nobody Why they bring it to work and didn't make
an announcement. Hey I got a slice of pumpkin pie
and then don't touch it. Ain't not nothing to worry
about it? Pie? What else you got, Jr?
Speaker 7 (42:24):
I'll tell you what I was like. I don't like
people I work with that act like they're healthier than you.
Speaker 14 (42:30):
That's the issue for me.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
You know, I'm saying he's said he gonna be act like.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
He's more healthy than me.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
But he got eight told that. I want you to
know he ain't told it. I ain't talking about nobody, but.
Speaker 14 (42:44):
You just hate them.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
What you got.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
I can't stand the dude that that that that read
on you when you clock out an you were here,
you thought you had it cool with him and you
get halfway home.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, they looking for you?
Speaker 14 (43:06):
How do you know I'm going.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
I don't like people to send you video, email you
videos for their life.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
I just got.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Real.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
The topic is people I hate on my job.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
Let's go.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
You know what the people that I hate on my job,
and not only are they sicker than you, but they
have functions to raise.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Money about how damn sick they are.
Speaker 14 (43:45):
We don't have nothing for diabetes.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Were running, We ain't.
Speaker 12 (43:48):
Making speeches, We ain't out there doing nothing.
Speaker 15 (43:51):
We don't have a month, but nothing that far with
you having a day or a month or a marathon
to me.
Speaker 14 (44:00):
To me, you are sicker than me.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
You know what?
Speaker 14 (44:11):
You know what I like about my job.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I know some sick people on the job.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
I'm not calling no name, I ain't telling no lie
at that, but I child like people that got diabetes.
Speaker 14 (44:22):
They act like type two is better than type woman.
But they care for all that, you know, they just
really all that. I take my medicine. I don't shoot
my men. How they talking to other sick people about it?
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (44:39):
I mean you really still old medicine?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Hey, I fuck you the fat ass?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Huayu me?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
Okay you won at one point diabeting you pas one way.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
That's all I'm saying, not talking about nobody.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Oh my job, I ain't staying nobody. I can't stand
nobody on my job. Who a millionaire? And every time
they come to work, they always who I'm going through
just going through You ain't going through who?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
The Lord testing me?
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Ain't testing you.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Ain't nothing wrong with who.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
I'm going through? Who?
Speaker 16 (45:17):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
What's your part?
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Going to?
Speaker 4 (45:19):
God? They hit your boy, I tell you God, man,
I'm gonna make you do this. Many trying to test your.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
When you.
Speaker 9 (45:32):
Comes back?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Who all these champagne as products?
Speaker 4 (45:38):
All?
Speaker 8 (45:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Less up? It's DJ Cavin.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
This your boy, Chris bron Hey, this is Keisha cole Gost.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
People, this is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this is John Legend
and you're listening to the Steve Harley Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
about four minutes after the hour. In uh Today's Strawberry letter,
the subject is her husband is better than mine. Okay,
we'll get into that. We'll get into it, not what
you think. We'll get into it in just a bed.
But right now the nephew is here with today's frank
(46:09):
phone call. What you got for his nep. You spent
my credit card suposed to my credit card, so it's
supposed to.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
What you got it for. That's what ladies say. Right there,
you spent my credit card. Let's go cat dom.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Anthony. Anthony Anthony. This is uh,
this is Jay Will. I'm the barchender here at the clubb.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah, man, I've been calling you all all week.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Car, Yes, yes, I got you. Tired you Actually you
must have lived here Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (46:48):
Saturday?
Speaker 8 (46:48):
Man?
Speaker 5 (46:48):
But I've been calling you.
Speaker 16 (46:50):
We don't normally come.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Back in until Thursday or Thursday morning. We get the
liquor ready for Thursday night, so nobody's actually here.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
I just have to be coming, y'all.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Got to get somebody say to answering the phones. Man,
I I'm beating my card.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
All right, right?
Speaker 5 (47:03):
What's y'all that right now? So I can go pick
up my car y'all at the club.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
I just left the club. Actually, I'm actually almost home.
But I do have I do have your card with me, hollow,
you got you got in my car with you? Yes,
I have I have your credit card.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
You took my car to the house.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Well, I saw all the messages that you left on
the machine, so I was assuming that if I reached
out to you, maybe we could meet up and I
can actually help you out and get it to you
before Thursday.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Yeah, but that's cool, man. But I could have just
met you at the club. He used to if he
saw my car, you should have just called me back.
I could have came right on into the club, man.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I mean, okay, well, I apologize. I got a lot
of running around to do. But if you don't mind
coming out and picking it up from me here at
the house, you know, I make sure I get.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
It to you, okay, cool, cool, Well check it out,
and what's your address? Man, So I can just come
over to you right now. I'm gonna put it the
GPS and run over there.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Okay, hold on right street?
Speaker 5 (47:54):
All right, all right, all right?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Cool?
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Look man, you want you there now because I can
just shoot over it like man. And I'm proud you
a little man for taking care of it. Men, because
I really need my car. Man, I got some urgent
meetings I need to take care of. So I just
suit you a little something when I get over there,
and I appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
Again.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Man, Okay, well, I appreciate you, you know, wanting to
slide me something since you said that, you know, maybe uh,
you know, maybe you don't have to because I actually
I ran into a little jam man, and hopefully you
you'll you'll be understandable about it.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
But I ran into a little jam and I actually
had to I actually had to use your car.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Hold on, you said, what, Well, you know, I got
into a little a little situation and I actually had
to use your card.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Right Well, well, yeah, I mean I mean I'll be
able to to to be able to give it back
it back to you.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Hey man, what hey? What what I got kind of
operation I got going over there? Man, use my car
for what? I closed my tap down on Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Man, Yeah, you close your tap out, you know. And
and and like I said, I was going through a
little bed a situation. I needed some gas, so I
used it for that. And my little my little girl
needs some uniforms for a school. And my check hadn't
come from the from the club yet, but as soon as.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
The club so as hey, hey, hold show down, bro.
You wait, you you put you put gas and you
you buy it. Somebody somebody and clothes on my car.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Right, and I had to get my car out of
the shop.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
So I mean, once your part of the shop, they're
gonna tell you something. Man, with my family. Man put
my family money. Man, you up for that bro cloth
it man, I'm gonna tell you what. I tell you what. Man,
I'm gonna tell you what I'm I'm a front of
the final police for him. You up, man, you need
to have I can.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
I can, mister Anthony, put just calm down then.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
I know it's just they don't calm down nothing, But
at least at least at least I got Then I
got my whole kid to take care of.
Speaker 16 (49:50):
But at least I'm telling you what happened.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
You're not, damn. I can tell me said he was
my car. Of course at the cut where I live.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I can pay you back in payments man, and every weekend.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
I want my money. I want my car that month.
I'm gonnah, that's what. That's what it's gonna be, sir.
Speaker 16 (50:06):
If your car was that important, you wouldn't have left
it at the club.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
Definitely they caught up.
Speaker 16 (50:11):
Well, you wouldn't have been so and you wouldn't want the.
Speaker 5 (50:13):
Girl I had my car the whole time that she
was gonna save it for me, give me to me
that signed my pay. She didn't give it to you.
Speaker 16 (50:19):
If you wouldn't have been so drunk, you wouldn't you
would have left your car at the.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
Club on whin about Man, I had two treats. But
I don't excuse the fact I had some plans to
do this. Iady to leave. I thought I was choose
you to use my car.
Speaker 16 (50:31):
Man, understand that, I'm telling you how right now?
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Man, what are you you at the.
Speaker 16 (50:38):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
I'm on the way over there, man, And I'm telling
he went. Man, If if you don't have my car
and my money when I get there, I'm gonna bush over.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I understand, I did you.
Speaker 16 (50:47):
I had it's something four hundred dollars to get my
car at the shot.
Speaker 6 (50:53):
Was my car?
Speaker 16 (50:54):
Well?
Speaker 4 (50:54):
No, it was actually six hundred on your car because
I had to get the other stuff that I told
you about.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
But crazy, you crazy, you know you don't definite that
you gonna you don't really mess up.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Man.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
I hate saying man, Hey, look man, that's my wife.
That's me and my wife. Don't save this account, man,
that's for my keys. I got two keys, take care
of man. I don't know what's up a game you
trying to run? Man, But I promise you need I
got something for you. I want all my money on
my account and if any money here, I'm telling you
right now, I swore to God.
Speaker 16 (51:18):
I've already told you that I've used this money. What
do you mean is that if it's not if it's
not there, I've used it.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
But I'm asking you. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
I swore to God right now. I promise wool, I
swore it. If you, if you, if you, if you
don't have my together. When I get over there, I'm
gonna put my hands on you, man. And I don't
know who easy you're playing with. Man, I don't play
these for games.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
I know, I know.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
I hope that something he's gonna go. I'm a suit opinions.
If they I'm a super black off they I want
my car and I want my money. Really, go get
my money and back on my car by the time
I get over there. Try to cash in my hands.
By the time I get over there, we're going.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Up for real.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
See its problem. Hey, I'm just talking. Hell, Hey, you
ain't got to call me. I'm already gone away. I
swear to God, letting my money be off my car,
lett my be there. I hope it's not right, because
I'm gonna go up.
Speaker 6 (52:14):
Man.
Speaker 5 (52:14):
I'm I'm I'm telling you right now. I put my
I put my right in the guard on my daughter
right now. Put my money in on my car. Get
the card in in my hand, with my money in
my hand when I get over there, don't even worry
about it. I want to way over there. I'll be there,
lifted to I.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Want to be honest about this. Somebody actually gave me
your car.
Speaker 8 (52:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Somebody actually gave me your card?
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Somebody gave you my card.
Speaker 6 (52:36):
It's cool.
Speaker 5 (52:38):
I don't give it damn. Who gave you the card?
I'm seeing when I get over there. So that's fine.
I hope y'all have phone with the little game. Y'all
play that's fine. That's just cool, man, I ain't got
time to play.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Make me out that you the other person has the.
Speaker 5 (52:51):
Car my car. Man, tell me run around with y'all.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Okay, do you have something you can take his name.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Down so I could, man, I don't want to know
what I'm gonna car.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Okay, the guy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. He
has your card, nephew, Tommy from.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just gotta pray.
Speaker 5 (53:14):
Man got money on that car? Man, Man, Man, your boy?
Ask me about man?
Speaker 16 (53:25):
He said, you've been calling the club every single ten.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Minutes and playing my wife.
Speaker 8 (53:30):
Man.
Speaker 5 (53:30):
Let me lead it down, man, man, Man.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Hey, let me ask you something.
Speaker 5 (53:39):
What's the baddest radio show in the land, baby morning show?
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Let me use your credit card?
Speaker 2 (53:52):
You did that?
Speaker 1 (53:54):
What happened that?
Speaker 2 (53:56):
He did it? Back in l A kind remember that?
Speaker 1 (54:00):
What did he put on there?
Speaker 5 (54:02):
Remember that?
Speaker 1 (54:02):
I kind of Yeah, you had a party at his
house and all that right?
Speaker 8 (54:06):
Is that the one?
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Oh I had a party. I had several parties. I
got money, asked with but I, but what.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
You spend a credit card on? What you spending on?
Speaker 9 (54:15):
Did he play a car?
Speaker 1 (54:16):
I tried to buy a Hummer one.
Speaker 6 (54:18):
He told the Hummer dealership that time. He told the
Humber dealership. I co signed and they called me while
I was on the.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Air when first came out. Okay, and it was so
high everybody I wanted one so bad.
Speaker 6 (54:35):
I told him, I said, first of all, you're too
little for the Yeah, that's coming outside helping you get
up in the truck.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
That was actually trifling back then.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
I really yeah. Sounds like.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Changed a great deal because this boy right here was trifling.
All right, all right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
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Speaker 1 (56:13):
Here it is strawberry letter. Subject, her husband is better
than mine. Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband and I have
been together for eleven years total and married for eight.
My older sister has been married for fifteen years, and
her husband is like a big brother and mentor for
my husband. My sister and her husband have always done
(56:35):
great financially, and when I got married, my sister bought
my dress and paid for my glam team. She's always
been the one to take care of my parents as well.
I was struggling through graduate school and then I got
pregnant before I got married, so my sister and brother
in law stepped in to help us out with the baby.
Because the goal was for me to finish school and
(56:58):
for my husband to finish medical school. We have always
been appreciative of the help, but along the way we
tried not to become a burden. After we got married,
we got a loan for home improvement, and my husband
decided to chip in and help my sister and brother
in law with redoing their outdoor kitchen. My husband and
I bought a very expensive grill and smoker for them.
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Instead of being grateful, my brother in law was offended
and said he couldn't accept the gift. From then on,
our relationship turned into a competition. My sister and I
aren't as close as we once were because she told
me that her husband is better than mine. Things were
fine and dandy as long as we were needy, but
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now my husband is one of the most respected doctors
in our area, and she can't take it. When I
got my new car, When I got a new car,
she got a new car, more expensive car. I got
breast in plants, so did she. Both of our husbands
are successful and great fathers. So why can't she be
happy for us? Should I even try to repair our relationship?
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (58:05):
I just think, pure and simple, this is nothing but
jealousy and hateration from your sister and her husband. I mean,
I think you're exactly right. They were fine and you
guys were the needy ones, and now that you're doing well,
they just can't take it. I think it was nice
gesture of your husband to help them with their outside
kitchen and to buy them those you know, the expensive
(58:26):
smoker and all the cooking equipment and stuff. I just
don't think they can take it now. It's killing them
that you guys, you know, are doing well, your husband
is respected and the community and everything, and that just
doesn't seem to sit well with them. I mean, it's sad.
It's your sister, it's family. You would think, like you said,
(58:48):
she would be happy for you and understand that you
were struggling, But now you're not. And you guys are
grateful for their support, and you wanted to pay them
back in some way, and of course, you know you
asked should you try to repair your relationship and that
would be nice, and you know, because she is your sister.
But I don't know. I mean, they're so green with
(59:11):
envy right now. I mean, you get breast in plants.
She gets breast in plants. Okay, who does that? At
least not without a conversation.
Speaker 4 (59:19):
You like them?
Speaker 8 (59:20):
Sis?
Speaker 1 (59:20):
Are they okay? Are they big enough? Did you you
know all of that? You know that could have been
a conversation between the two sisters, But no, she made
it into a conversation, so I say, you know you
can try because she is your sister, but don't be
surprised if she stays right there in her hate space.
Speaker 6 (59:37):
Steve, Well, I really don't understand this letter. I really don't.
It don't really seem like that big a deal to me.
I go through it and see you why I sold this.
I see the problem just Stephen Shirley. The subject is
her husband better than mine? My husband and I've been
(59:58):
to get eleven years man eight. My older sister been
married fifteen husband like a big brother mint to my husband.
You know, my sister bought my dress from a wedding
and paid from a glam team. She always took care
of parents and stuff. I was struggling through graduate school
and then I got pregnant for I got married, so
your sister and your brother in law stepped in to
help us out with the baby. Because gold was for
(01:00:20):
me to finish school and from my husband finished medical school.
We've always been appreciative of the help, and along the
way we tried not to become a burden. And after
we got married, we got a loan for home improvements,
and my husband decided he was now here was what
the letter about. My husband decided to chip in and
help my sister and brother in law with redoing their
outdoor kitchen. My husband and I bought a very expensive
(01:00:45):
grill and smoker for them. Instead of being grateful, my
brother in law was offended and said he couldn't accept
the gift. From then on, our relationship turned into a competition. Well,
I'll see right then, I don't understand problems. I buy
you an explicit grill and the ultimate smoker for your
(01:01:08):
new outdoor kitchen, and you turn it down.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
But guess what my outdoor kitchen gonna be banging? Yeah,
he no problem.
Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Plus, you took some of your home improvement money anyway,
might well improve your home you know time. You know,
I'll put me out though kitchen out there and it'd
be nice then, you know, she said, My sister and
I ain't as close because the whole relationship turned to
a competition. And then she once told you that her
(01:01:42):
husband is better than mine. Well see why your husband
might have been doing better than mine or while back.
But we can catch y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Win the game. Now you up? We will? You got?
Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
We got you won't we won't You bought, we bought,
but it had turned into a combination, a competition. She
wants to know at the end of the lettership, I
try to repair our relationship, and I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
You how I think you can finally put a stop
to this w week cook back.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
All right, all right, Steve, hang on. We'll have part
two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes
after the hour, subject her husband is better than mine.
We'll get back into it right after this. It's time
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(01:03:10):
four hundred. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
strawberry letter. The subject her husband is better than mine?
Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
Well, uh, lady got an older sister, been married longer
than her her and her husband was in medical school
and graduate school and had a baby before they got married,
and their sister and brother in law helped out.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Everything seemed to be normal. That's what families do, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
Everything They tried not to be a burden to them,
but her older sister always been the one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
To help her parents out and everything.
Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
And finally you and your husband got married, and you
got a loan for home improvement, and your husband decided
to chip in and help your sister and his brother
in law, who's done so much for them with redoing
their outdo kitchen. Husband and you went and bought this
expensive grill and a smoker. Instead of being grateful, the
brother in law was offended and said he couldn't accept
(01:04:06):
the gift.
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
From then on, our relationship turned into a competition.
Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
My sister and I are as close as we weren't
worried because she told me her husband is better than mine. Well,
let's see, she said that for a while. You know,
they were doing better than you all. You know, but
my husband is better than yours. You know, I'm not
(01:04:30):
ready bought y'all this grill and this smoker you didn't want,
which means I've been had a ball of backyard out
though barbecue now, thank you, and so let's just move along.
But here's things got a little different though. And things
was finding dandy as long as we were needed. But
now my husband is one of the most respected doctors
(01:04:51):
in our area, and she.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Can't take it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
When I got a new car, she got a new
and more expensive car. I got breasting plants he did.
Both our husbands are successful in great father so why
can't she be happy for us? She'll even try to
repair relation. I don't know if this needs repairing. It
don't seem like that bigger deal than me. But if
you want to put a stop to her to have
some suggestions for you. You said, when you got a
(01:05:18):
new car, she got a new more expensive car. Well
you know what your next movie is, don't you. You
got to go buy a more expensive car than the
one she bought. Nah, let's see what she go with this. Oh,
since we up in each other, you got to go
(01:05:40):
buy a car and more expensive than the one.
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
She bought and see what she do.
Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
Then you ought to call up your sister and say, hey,
look remember that breast and plants I got? And you
wouldn't got some I'm going back down now and I'm
gonna go with I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna get
an extra d I'm gonna I'm gonna go get it.
I'm gonna get double d's this time.
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Yeah. Now, let's see if she wants to try to
get an eat. See, I don't know. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
She ain't gonna be able to cool coffee if she
messing with me because I have a breast right up
under her throat. They'll be so big, but you won't
be able to see your food you eating on the table. Yeah,
I'm for all this. Hell, But in all seriousness, you know,
let's look at this the right way. It's a competition thing.
(01:06:38):
So what some people can't take them when you do better.
Some people like it when when they do it better
than you, the underdogs. Some people just don't like to
see you up even that's that's a sad person right there,
and there's really nothing you can do for them. But
if that's her objective is to keep you under her,
(01:07:00):
the best thing you could do is just keep winning.
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
I don't know how to repair that.
Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
I don't know how you go to your sister, your
relatively and say, look, I don't want to compete with you,
but we're doing okay. Now, It's really I don't really
see how what it is what y'all think, because I
don't really know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
I don't truy.
Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
I mean, like I said, she can try that because
she is family, but I don't think it's going to
do any good. The sister's probably just going to stay
where she is because she It gave her something to
be able to provide for the family and be the
one that everybody came to. You know what I'm saying.
Everyone She provided for her family, for her parents and everything.
(01:07:38):
So she liked that position and that feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
And now that's well, what our sistert to do is
don't get some new friends. You can find you. Listen
to me, you can find somebody got molding you trust me,
you can.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Yeah, stay out there.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Don't go out here trying to get in the competition
who got the most, because you're gonna be in the
world of trouble out here in this world right here, man,
because I don't know where you go.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Somebody can show you something, but that's you know, man.
Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
I saw a meeting where a group of people was
laughing at Jeff Bezo's money, laughing our.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Love and he's supposed to be the rich man in
the world. Right, Wow, he's not.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
But that's I've been I've been to me where they
was laughing at him. I saw it.
Speaker 13 (01:08:28):
But everybody can be great. That's room for everybody to
be great. What's the competition about living life?
Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
But there are some people who make their greatness based
on the least of other people, if that makes sense.
Some people make their greatness based on the group they
end and if they're doing better than everybody in they group,
then that's their greatness. And that's a sad way to live.
And that's the truly sad way to live. That's not
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cool at all.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
That's sad.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
That's sad. Man.
Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
When you're making your greatness beyond the backs of others
who have less, that ain't nothing right there. That's like
being the richest person in the projects. And ain't we
all stealed in the projects?
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Don't time? Right?
Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Yes? Which are going to rise and help get them out.
It's such a great feeling when you can pay someone
back who's helped you. I mean, come on, anyway, all right,
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Speaker 14 (01:10:04):
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Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
I'm so happy right there.
Speaker 14 (01:10:09):
I really help coming because truth be.
Speaker 9 (01:10:11):
Told, I'm tall.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Oh God, I'm tall.
Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
I don't need no help getting nothing off the counter.
All of us on this show case say that come
a month, have to go.
Speaker 14 (01:10:26):
Get the step now on the side.
Speaker 9 (01:10:27):
Of refrigerator to get up there.
Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
I don't have to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
You let you I'm in there.
Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
Let me tell you us the most tall stuff I
do at the top of the closet, like.
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Shoes I get that you that I get that.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
No problem.
Speaker 14 (01:10:42):
I ain't got no problem getting none of that. Everybody
screwing in light bulls, no pride. I'm tall.
Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
I can't do that.
Speaker 8 (01:10:51):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Everybody on this show, incid of us, can do that,
not one hundred percent, but ninety five.
Speaker 14 (01:11:01):
I'm just saying, like, getting stuff out the freezer at
the top can do that. Go in there and get
a pack of me at the top of.
Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Getting me out of the.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Tom It can put a light bubby easy.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
The ceiling.
Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
It just had to be a night like.
Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
The cat to God at the bottom. You gotta get
up here where I am talking like, man, don't worry
about that. I got tall shoulders for you to stand on.
You need help and I love you.
Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Made what you do short?
Speaker 14 (01:11:39):
Behind you alright shut.
Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
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made a mistake. Hit behind ain't shot. That's the tallest thing.
Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Can he get in the talk?
Speaker 14 (01:11:51):
Can he get in the tall club?
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Tall a.
Speaker 14 (01:12:00):
Little hunchback of know the dame booty. Yeah he was
a little short with us doing that. Second, man, don't
marry about time. One day, Tommy, one day, man, one day,
one day.
Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
You know they sell these things you could put in
the shoes and make you you know the Yeah, it
gives you, like another a couple of inches. Action still showing.
Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
A couple more inches.
Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
You get two inches? You still short? I lose two inches.
I'm still talking.
Speaker 12 (01:12:34):
Yeah, you put those in the shoes, but your heel
is sticking at the back of your shoe.
Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
It looks real, man, your shoe about to come on
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this one's for you. Kim writes, my BFF and I
work together, so we spend five days a week with
each other and talk all the time. She was having
a bad time with her boyfriend, and I was always
there to be supportive and encourage her to stand up
for herself. Well, now things seem to be good with him,
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and she's told him that I was encouraging her to
break it off with him, and he doesn't want her
to be friends with me anymore. He's even trying to
get her to quit her job. I think it's a
horrible idea for her to get back together with him,
and know it's only a matter of time before he's
back to his old self and she'll be looking to
me for support. How do I keep my bff from
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cutting me out of her life and leaving her with
no one who's looking out for what's best for her.
Speaker 6 (01:14:02):
Okay, how about Hey, this ain't your damn business. See
what happened to that? I don't understand why? What is
the matter? See hey, let me tell you something. If
somebody makes it clear to me, Steve, this ain't your
damn business?
Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Thank you? So you mean I ain't got to take
your call no more?
Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
Bro, I promise you you if you insinuate that you
don't need my help, that it ain't want it, I
promise you.
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I got plenty of.
Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
People won't talk to me about stuff. If you ain't, man,
let me tell you, Doug. I had to tell one
of my own kids that, hey, look, okay, I tell
you well, you got it. Go ahead that I'm telling
you if you if you go with Route eight, I
can tell you what's down that street right there.
Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
Now.
Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
If you take Route B, I've been on that road too,
I can tell you what's down B. I'm telling right now.
Don't go down eight. Dad, times is different. Now your
ass down eight. Go ahead, class right on down Avenue eight.
You ain't gonna believe what's down there, but you know so.
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
So she should stay out of her bff's business period, please. Yeah,
But she thinks she's helping. You know, she thinks she's helping,
so she's looking out for her Shut up, all right,
I think we have time for one more. This is
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from Bridget. Bridget on Facebook says, I like my current job.
I make a decent salary and enjoy the work, but
with everything getting more expensive, it would help if I
was able to make a little more. Unfortunately, there isn't
any room for advancement at my job, and I'm at
the max of what they'll pay. And on top of that,
(01:15:57):
I work all the time. So I don't have any
time to earn money outside of work, or any time
to look for a different job. Where do I go
from here? How do I earn more when my time
is spent on my current job.
Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
Well, see, you are in what's called a trap. You
are in a trap. You have maxed out, You're at
the top level. You can't make any more, and you
want more. There's one decision that you can make that
can solve this problem.
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
You have to quit, quit your current position to pursue
your dream.
Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Jump.
Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Now that's your option.
Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
That's an amazing option to have because it offers you freedom,
it offers you progress. The problem with where you are
is you've gotten comfort about that if you stay in
your comfort zone, that is where you will fail. And
right now you are in the process of watching failure
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come upon you. You can't make anymore, your job doesn't
offer anymore. There's no room for advancement. So I don't
know how old you are, but you're done. What is
it that makes no damn sense at all? So now
you're going to have to face what you already know
(01:17:31):
that your greatest chance for an opportunity is outside of
your comfort zone. That's that, and all of us have
those moments in life all the time. I'm facing one
right now.
Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
That's right, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after
the hour. We'll have morning show right after this. All right, So, guys,
have you ever eaten a meal that just brought you
to tears?
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
It was so good?
Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I mean, have you ever done that? I'll tell you
what's gotten close? What when we were all in Paris.
Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
That baked potato ooh with that loaded cayeh, that caveard.
Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Yeah, it had me so emotional. Yes, all right, okay,
well wait a minute, so good, hold your tears. It
was good. Hold your tears, baby, all right, here we go.
So yeah, So, so some of us have eaten a
meal that has brought us to tears, or at least
come close to bring us to tears. Or maybe who
(01:18:41):
knows it was the bill at the end of the
meal that made you cry. Well, anyway, there is this
elderly man in China. He's been diagnosed with an extremely
rare condition. It's known as crocodile tears syndrome. I'm like,
is this for real? You got this?
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
You got a to turn.
Speaker 14 (01:19:02):
I beat my mama oxtails and it just happened.
Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
It causes him to cry every time he eats, and
it's ruining his social life. Doctors reported that his nerve
fibers are misdirected and they interfere with his UH salivary glands,
so when he smells or tastes food, it makes him
cry and very funny. No, it's not nat. They can't
(01:19:27):
keep doing it try and can't keep doing the same.
Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
Doc trink just to eat like this.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
This is ab.
Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 14 (01:19:39):
We'll play around the Woods thirty three minutes after.
Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
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Would you rather have your taxes revealed to the world,
(01:20:25):
or would you rather have your Internet search history revealed
to the world? Taxes or Internet search?
Speaker 13 (01:20:33):
Yeah, excuse me, because you've been looking up some crazy
please please.
Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Welcome.
Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
I'm gonna tell you back when Kim Kardashian was on
the cover of Page magazine.
Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Paper is a paper?
Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Yeah magazine?
Speaker 6 (01:20:50):
Yeah, I had googled that so many times that my
computer made that my screen saver.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Oh, yeah, automatically. It's just amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
All right, we'll yeah, all right, all right. Would you
rather eat hot sauce in the desert or ice cream
in the snow? That's easy to want to eat ice
cream in the snow.
Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna eat that ice cream in the snow.
Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Yeah, cold and cold, cold, and you can deal with.
Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Junior. You gonna go with the hot sauce, not doing that.
Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
No, No, your stupid ass is nothing to be out
here in this cold and some damn ice cream and
you're back in the damn hospital because you know the
cold weather kicks in the crisis.
Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
What is your on the last talking about some damn
ice cream and cold for.
Speaker 15 (01:21:53):
Dog?
Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
Got all us in here praying for you every four
times a year and all this, and you'll stake your
ass out that house.
Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
But you.
Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
Slap slap about your mouth if I see you outside,
eat the bowl, eyes freeze.
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
For you, get your.
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Oh wow, that's really hot?
Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Would you rather, guys, would you rather be constantly I
mean constantly surprised in bed? Or would you rather always
want to know what's coming? You always know what's coming,
or you're constantly surprised? Which one would you rather keep surprising?
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I don't even know what's coming him. I ain't gonna.
Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
I'm like, he's sitting up here leaning against the wall.
Where about what's going to come out?
Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
No, I can't do that.
Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
We know what we know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Everybody know.
Speaker 12 (01:22:56):
We know our role.
Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
We know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Yeah, we're good. You just want to know what's coming.
I like what's coming?
Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
I like making yeah, marking, yeah, Hey, hey, hey, hey, what.
Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Is the monkey phone.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Round a wood?
Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
Why is the little person over there with the camp.
Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Coming up?
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
In forty nine minutes after the hour, it's the last
break of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks
from this Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show time to talk about life insurance.
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Globe Life makes it easy with no medical exam, just
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(01:24:11):
hundred two five one fifty four hundred. All right, guys,
it is our last break of the day and Steve,
it's time for our closing remarks.
Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
Hey, here it is today you all. I want to encourage,
but I want to remind you of something. You have
an opportunity to make a decision that can alter the
course of your life. You you have an opportunity to
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make a decision that can alter the course of your life.
Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Okay, Steve, what do you mean by that? I mean this,
and this is just a true fact.
Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
If you change your thought process, if you change the
way you live things, if you take every negative spin
and put a positive spin on it, if you start
setting your dreams and goals. If you start praying, if
you start confiding in God, if you form a relationship
with your creator, you have done the necessary things. You
(01:25:19):
have made a decision that can alter the course of
your life. All you have to do is believe that
it's so that simple thing is so difficult for the
average person to even conceive for themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
And why is that.
Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
I'll tell you why. Because the devil is brilliant. Because
the devil uses all the tricks to persuade you to
think the opposite way. His only job is to rob
you of your destiny. And if he can make you
think that what I just said is not possible for you,
it is the beginning. But let's go back and look
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at it. If you look at all the success stories
of most honest people, they will tell you at some
point I believed it, I wanted it, and I worked
for it. But if you do not have the belief,
(01:26:22):
we can stop right there. If you don't believe something
is for you, if you don't believe in something you
want or aspire to, we can stop right there.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Now, think about it. Have you given up on the
belief system?
Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Have you given up on believing in the things that
you used to want for yourself because in the delaying
of it happening, you perceive the delay as a denial.
How many of you are guilty of that. Have a
real moment here now. How many of you have ever
wanted something really badly and you want it at a
particular time and it didn't happen, so you assumed because
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it was delayed, it was denied. How many of you
have ever felt that way? I know I have, I
know the majority of people have. But if that's the
way you use your thought process, it proves that what
I'm saying is true because the moment you change the
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way you think, you change everything.
Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Because it's delayed doesn't mean it's denied.
Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
Because you don't believe something to be So it's the
very care of the possibility of it happened, and it
gets down to the real basis.
Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Of what faith is.
Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
I don't need a lot of faith to walk to
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
I just don't. I just say, man, I gotta go
to the bathroom, and I get up in a walk
over there. It doesn't require faith for me.
Speaker 6 (01:28:13):
But if I decide to set up a goal that
for to gain attention for my foundation or to gain
attention to a cause. And I make the announcement on Facebook,
Steve Harvey is going to walk from Atlanta, Georgia to Cleveland, Ohio.
A lot of people gonna get cameras out. I won't
go see this hill because you know why. That ain't regular.
(01:28:37):
That ain't nothing I've ever done before. They ain't nothing
I can see. So that would require faith, wouldn't it?
Would It would require faith for a person to say
I'm gonna go survive some inclimate clement weather for twenty
one days, neked and afraid or whatever. It requires some
measure of faith. But if you watch that show, a
lot of people don't make it because what they thought
(01:28:59):
was gonna be easy is never that easy. And in
somewhere line that the majority of people don't make it
on that show.
Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
But listen to me.
Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
Everything starts from the basis of your belief. Get back
to believing. I believe that gonna be the best year
of my life. I expect that. I am looking for it,
I am watchful for it. I'm paying close attention to
everything I'm saying to God so far because I have
(01:29:29):
claimed a.
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Victory for myself.
Speaker 6 (01:29:31):
If you've not done that, when stuff don't happen your way,
who you mad at you didn't put the belief out there.
I'm telling you, y'all, why would you not try that?
Why would you not give that a shot. It's a
simple exercise.
Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
In belief.
Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
It's a simple exercise in the law of attraction. It's
a simple exercise in faith. But you've got to attempt.
Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
It gonna work. You know. I'm gonna tell you something.
Somebody really really close to me.
Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
I've been begging them to come to me and sit
down with their vision list, because I tell everybody, and
this person's really close to me, and they've yet to
come and sit with me.
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
But they keep wandering around aimlessly in their life.
Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
And I watch them time after time after time, thing
not go right, thing not go right, and they keep
telling me about it.
Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
And all I said to them was come and sit
with me with your vision list, your dream board. They
still ain't made one. Well, maybe if they would start
believing that that system works, maybe they could change something.
Maybe they listening today, I hope, I hope you've heard
start to have a break days. Talk to God and love.
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
So don't given the bus bush Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Listening to.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
To I don't join.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Joy there you know to do that?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
You got to turn.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Go to turn the mouth turn.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth turn turn al
the money up wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Come come out?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on
dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Hell Man back in business too, Man Man,
how good is God? I mean, really, if you think
about it in spite of all that's going down in
your life, First of all, it could be worse. But secondly,
(02:25):
sometimes you have to remember. And I've just had to
have this conversation with myself this morning. That's how I'm
fresh on this one right here. When a challenge faces you,
are you going through a difficult moment, or you didn't
hit a bump in the road in the middle of that,
If you could manage to be grateful, it would take
(02:46):
you a long way. Gratitude is a powerful resource. If
you can be grateful in the middle of it. Gratitude
is a powerful resource when it's dim for you. And
then got a little bumpy on the road, and he
ran into some obstacles, and you done ran up into
some detailed signs, and your journey ain't smooth as.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It was last week or last year.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
You gotta be grateful for the things that are going
right and that have gone right.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And for the thing that's wrong right now to get right? Man?
Can I share that with you? Man? Is that a
tough one to learn? It is? For me.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
It has been one of my toughest challenges is to
learn how to be grateful because it's a powerful resource,
but how to be grateful in moments of despair when
it ain't going right. See here's a mistake I would make.
See when something go wrong, I want to focus on
the wrong so much in an attempt to fix it.
(03:50):
But even then the focus ain't always in to fix it.
The focus becomes, Man, this is bad, man, I can't
believe this is happening. Why this keep going down? That
doesn't fix anything? You know, mealing over it, going over
what's wrong, explaining it, sharing it with your friends, you know,
(04:14):
making it sound worse.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Than it is.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Tell the story for pity from other people. All of
that right there, has nothing to do with the fix.
Sometimes you're just mulling over it. You're just making it worse.
You're just making it a bigger problem. You're manifesting it
into your atmosphere, You're putting it out there in your spirit. Now,
all of a sudden, it consumes your day. Next thing,
you know, you're having a bad day. If you're having
(04:38):
a bad day, it's because you've been having some bad thoughts.
So what I've had to learn how to do, and
what I'm working on this morning is I'm working on
this situation that then cropped up. I was going kind
of smooth here for a minute, and now then got
real bumpy in the road, you know, and all this here.
So what I'm thinking about now, though, is even though
(04:58):
I've hit a bump in the and even though I
done ran into a detour, and even though I've hit
this lull.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I'm going down into a valley, I ain't up on
the peak.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Can I not still be grateful for all the things
that God has given me, for all the things He's
done for me, for all the things He's brought me through,
and realizing that even this that's happening to me again
is going to pass to He gonna get me through
that too. Come on, man, God is a good god man.
(05:31):
It's a lot to be grateful for. So while I'm
tripping on this bumping the road out in here, what
I got to remember is all the things He's done
for me. And like I say, my saying is join
depression cannot reside in the same place. So instead of
being down about this new bumping the road, if I'm
constantly filling my mind with the thoughts of how good
He's been to me, of what all he's done for me,
(05:54):
of all the things he's brought me through, of all
the blessings he's presented me with, when I go down
that listen, I really.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Don't have a lot of time to mull over the situation. Now.
Do I have to fix this bump in the row?
Of course I do.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Are There's some things I'm going to have to do
to straighten it out, of course it is. But Steve
just going to get the business of doing it and
straighten it out. What you mulling over and worrying about
it for you know, old people. I heard old people
say something. When I was growing up in the church,
they say, if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry
about it. But if you're gonna worry about it, don't
pray about it. That's an amazing thing. And prayer just
(06:34):
happens to be my weapon of choice. Now, it ain't
always been that way. I want you to understand that
my first weapon of choice was you do it to me,
I do it to you. You called me out, I
call you out, you say something bad about me. I've
tried to find you say something bad about you. That
was my weapon in the past. How did that work
out for you, Steve?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Not so good?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Because you know what, I spent a lot of time
fighting back, kicking back, swinging back, when I could have
spent all that time climbing. See, all you're trying to
do at the end of the day, folks, is have
a better life than the one you got. All you're
trying to do is to improve your position in life.
You know, it's not my business to make sure you
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don't get where you're going. I ain't got no time
for that. It's not my job to assure that you
ain't as high as me. I ain't got no time
for that. Your real mission and purpose is to have
the best life that you can have, to ascend to
the highest plateau that you can get to, to make
your family as comfortable as you can, to provide as.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Much as you can for your family. But legally, see,
those of us are sitting up here trying to come
up with sideways.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
You can ask a couple million men sitting in prison
today how they wish they hadn't done that, and they'll
tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never had did it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I knew not to go down there. Something told me
not to go down there. Man.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
If I could change things, I would. But they sitting
somewhere doing some time that had they made another decision
they wouldn't have to do now. That don't make them
throw away people, nah, man, Because everybody make mistakes, and
God is in the forgiving business. And some of us
have done some things that really broke the law, and
a whole lot of other things and deserve to do
(08:22):
some time, But through the grace of God, we didn't.
But now we sit up here we pass judgment on
people who got to do some that I don't care.
I don't care what you've done. God can forgive anything,
but our position, our motivation in life is to try
to have the best life we can have and provide
for those around us and make it comfortable. If that's
your ambition, you don't have time to worry about or
(08:46):
concern yourself with another person. And I wasted time doing that,
And that's not the way to get it done. It's
simply mine to your business. Taking care of you and
getting yourself right and tight is twenty four seven, so
that's a full time job. So what I had to
learn was and what I've the reason I've chosen prayers
(09:07):
as my weapon of choice now is that now prayer
helps me that I don't have to fight back. Now,
if I get cornered, I'm gonna fight you. I ain't
even gonna lie to you. And now I'm still working
on some things that trigger me. You know, you know,
you know, and and and so I'm I'm slowly getting
(09:29):
better at that. But I've learned that my weapon of
choice is prayer now. So when it happens ugly for me,
I pray about it. When it gets tight and dismal
for me, I pray about it. And the thing about
prayer man is prayer changes things.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, it does. Now read about it and try it.
That's the deal. Okay, Come on, Prayer is a wonderful weapon.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen.
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Learning on the job, Junior and the legend that he
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Let me just ask you something.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I know you you, You've been you for a very
long time.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You know how you is?
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Do you ever just want to just not be here
with just start cussing it everybody else? Have you ever
just wanted that what?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well? What wait? I would want it to just not
be me and start cussing somebody out.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, just not be the celebrity steal.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Obviously you don't really know me. Oh you've been cussing.
Start well, it used to be a resolution to stop cussing.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I remember that day he tried to do it.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Yeah, I had head. I've given that up so many times.
I don't apologize for it no more. I don't even
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm so sorry. No, I meant it one time.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a money job for cussing.
The jaw will feel after the first day.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Full of twenty man, Come on, no, I'm not. I'm not.
I've just decided and that's how I am.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
Now.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
If you don't like cussing and everything, and you judgment
about people who cause I understand where you're coming from,
don't you don't have to cuss. But I'm gonna tell
you right now me personally, Yeah, I recommend.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It stress reliever.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
I don't have ulcers, I don't have high blood pressure,
high potension. I ain't got none of that stuff. Man,
I ain't got I ain't got chronic illness.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You know I had. I had none of that, man,
I ain't bipolea. You don't have none of that. You
know why? Because I let sit out. Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
It's not.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I don't give it time to fester in me. I'm
not sitting around. I'm not bitter. No, our whole grudges,
because the moment we have the grudge, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Get it to you that way, I ain't got to
hold it.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Now, man, I'm blending him my life and it's okay.
I'm telling you man, I'm just more settling who I am.
And if you do not like me, it's okay, man,
it's okay. Most people that I discovered don't like me.
I immediately starts disliking the ass and we eat.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
No problem.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
What we're doing.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Well.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
We like you, Steve, We like you a lot. Thank
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the ours, Thank you,
the nephew is here with run that break back. We'll
get into it right after this.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
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is time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
What you got for his neft, got a little some
for you. This for all them people that's got them.
Christmas lights still up, and it's time to take them down.
This right is Christmas lights expiration. Christmas lights expiration. There
is an expiration on Christmas lights and you are pasted it.
It is what was it January sixth?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You passed it?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
If I want to come down, let's go.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Cat dol.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach James. Yeah, hey James.
How you doing? This? Is Greg? I want to get neighbors.
I live a few streets over from you during the day.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
What's up? I want to make sure I got the
right person.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
You're at.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Uh North Willow Ben Yeah, Okay, why are you coming?
What's okay? I'm on I live on a shadow band man.
My name is Gray, and I wonder I want to
reach out to you. Uh, we seem to have a
bit of a problem.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Man.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
You still have your Christmas lights up on the house
and what what? What's what's going on? You know? We
you know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation.
When you're gonna take these down?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Man?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
We go through this every year, and uh, it ain't
no problem.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Man.
Speaker 10 (15:37):
The lights are gonna stay up.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
What what?
Speaker 8 (15:39):
What? What do you mean they're gonna stay up?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Did I start up?
Speaker 10 (15:43):
I said the lights are gonna stay up, you know,
no go down?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
No hold on, bro, Christmas is over. The lights ain't Finnish.
Stay up? Okay you nicely tell you that the lights
need to come down, you know, I don't. I don't
even Why do you have your life stuff after Christmas
or the clause and the whole Christmas thing is over? Wait?
Speaker 10 (16:03):
Wait, wait a good minute, man, what's your name again?
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Greg?
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Who of them?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
My name is Greg.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
My name is Greg, and I live on Shadow Bend.
I live pos streets over from you.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
I don't give her about where you live.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Man.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
You know, how did you get my number? I got
your number from the h o A. You know, the
President hu A Im the one gave me your number.
But that but that's neither hear nor that. The big
issue is the Christmas lights just got to come down.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
You sound like a joke, man, You sound like a
food What you're gonna take my Christmas?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Like?
Speaker 8 (16:38):
You know?
Speaker 10 (16:39):
I keep those lights up?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
You know why I keep those lights up.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
I'm a listeners.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
My mama loves those lights.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
She is.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
She keeps the lights up a little.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Bit longer than usual.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
But we don't give a fuck about that as long
as she's happy.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
So okay, okay, okay, let me say that I'm hearing
you with your mama. Understand that you know you got
love for your mom. Cool, but take it that the
whole neighborhood wants your lifetime. So I'm gonna tell you
this right here, from neighbor to night. You got to
tomorrow evening to take them life down. If not, I'm
gonna take them down my damn self. What time are
you coming, bro?
Speaker 10 (17:15):
What time are you coming?
Speaker 8 (17:16):
Okay, I'll tell you what I get off it fine.
I'll be at your house about six to take these
dinner life down. If you're not, I'll be looking for
you too.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:23):
You know we got a big family I'm gonna call
my brothers and we're gonna meet you. We're gonna meet
you because you ain't taking down.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (17:33):
Lights are gonna stay up.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Bro Okay, I don't care if you and your mama
got to take them damn life down.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
Hold up, brother, what you say about my mama?
Speaker 8 (17:42):
God said you and your mama can take them life down,
but somebody got to take them down.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Mother?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
You talking about my mom.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
We ain't taking down.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Where did you say you live?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
I shadow ben, I'm on you.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
Just you trying to be trying to sign your death sentence.
If you come over to my crib and talk about
taking down our mother Christmas light.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
You man, you If I come over there and you
and your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get
the lights off that house, then I'm taking them down.
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Hey man, you're talking about my mama taking down the
two lights. I've got a baseball back for your mother
and everybody at the h O A A. I don't
everybody at that club. You in whatever ho A and whatever.
I'm you up, mother, I'm you up?
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Okay? Well if you if you me up, you're gonna
have to. You're gonna have to tie me up too.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
I'm gone.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
You told us you had the lights on the house
and hadn't taken them down. Tell me the one time?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Cool? Come in you? Can you get over here right now?
Speaker 8 (18:57):
I can't come. I'll tell you what I have come
through that, me and Tommy both will come through that.
And that's what you want.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Come on, mother, Jo silly?
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Okay? So so can I say something else?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
So what?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Mother?
Speaker 8 (19:11):
Can I? Can I say one more thing to you?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You ain't got to.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Say hell, you say that.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
When you get on me.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, you're talking about my mama.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
Man, Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, calm down, dude,
Calm down, Okay, I'm down about what?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
God?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
Can I say something else? Can I say one more thing?
Just that? Then one more thing? What all I'm gonna
say is this nephew tire me from Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Did you say.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
You you got to be kidding me?
Speaker 12 (19:44):
Man?
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Man? You got dames?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
You all right? Man?
Speaker 8 (19:57):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Man, it ain't all right?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Man?
Speaker 10 (19:59):
What you got my blood pressure off?
Speaker 13 (20:01):
What?
Speaker 8 (20:03):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Hey hey Jame, you got some labors Russell and shot knee,
Russell and shtees. They are the ones that got me
the prank. Call you man, they ain't gonna get no
Christmas present for me next year.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You got s have some boys, man.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Oh wow, Oh you was heated boy. Oh man, you
was heated. Man. One thing I didn't know about you, Jane.
You love your mama, don't you?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I love it. I love it to death.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Man.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
You you you had to take it there. That's that's
a right man. Oh man. You gotta let me know. Man,
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the last Let me hear it?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Oh God, Steve Hobby in the morning shown.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Men, I did that right there, and I shall be it.
I did that day. Pray.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I took my life down yesterday, Tom because of me. No, yes,
get them on in the storage, all right, nephew coming
up next and is ask the COLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building for your love questions. Right
after this, it's time to talk about life insurance. It's
(21:25):
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Life makes it easy with no medical exam, just a
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That's Globelifradio dot com or one eight hundred two five
one fifty four hundred. Get ready because it is time
to ask the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey the clo.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Wanda and Newark says, my divorce was final five months
ago and my ex is already moved on. I found
out that he proposed to a new woman and they're
having a small wedding on Valentine's Day. If this is
why he wanted to divorce me, why didn't you just
say that?
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Well?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
What diffence do with age? You all have the divorce
it's over? What do you mean if this is why?
You know what, let's clear something up about divorce. If
everybody out there is trying to play like victim and
all this here, listen to me.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Quen. The court gives you your divorce date.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
That's the date that they legally are no longer marriage,
no longer marriage.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Your marriage has been over long before that.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Now, can we all just agree with that your marriage
ain't over when the court says over your marriage has
been over long before.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Date the problems.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, yeah, so this he.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Getting married in February. Y'all been messed up for two
years now.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I guess she's probably saying, you know, it's so quick.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
It was.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's not quick. Y'all's marriage has been over for a
few years now. That's why you got a divorced.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All right, So Swanda, you need to move on. It's
basically what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
He gone, Yeah, why didn't he tell me? Tell you what?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Moving on to Reina in Baton Rouge, Reina says, my
boyfriend and I work together, and I'm starting to think
he's dating me. So he'll have a ride to work
during lunch. He's always with the guys we work with,
and he doesn't talk to me until it's time to
go home. We may have sex after work if he
wants to, but never when I ask, is he using
(23:57):
me for a ride or what for a ride insects?
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, for a ride in sick What the hell you
worrying about to ride for?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
He don't talk to you when you get right Then
after work it has sex if he want to now
when you want to.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
You're being used for the ride and for sex.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
But what Yeah, and the ride is secondary, So I
don't know why you wrote this question about the damn ride.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
He can come on now, right, But if you made
him uber, you'll probably be out of sex.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Raina, it's on you now. Next
move all right. Moving on to Jury and Roanoke Jory.
Jory says, I've been married for two years and my
husband has changed since we got married. He doesn't look
me in the eye or kiss me anymore while we're
being intimate. It feels like we're not connected anymore. Is
(25:06):
this to be expected after a few years.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
No, No, it's your man, and quit looking at you
and stop kissing you because he don't want to. That's painful.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Year, just after two years, there's still newlyweds.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, ain't not. Junior's still kissing your wife, absolutely kissing. God,
but it ain't been six months. Junior is a newly weed.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, yes, absolutely he is.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Because married two years, you are not a newly wed.
You're only wed. Even a baby after two years you
quit doing them damn months.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
But he's still a baby.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's still a baby, though, well, he not twenty nine
months old. It's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, okay, it's a toddler. He's a toddler. You have
an issue with the newly wed two years.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
No, that ain't what the letter is about. You the man.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
The man ain't kissing her, and the man ain't looking
her and eye no eye contact is a sign.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, you're saying, don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
But I'm just saying the relationship is still fairly new
for him to shut all that down so quickly in
the relationship in the matter.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
So now, can I ask a question if you're basing
it on the amount of time? Yeah, man, ask you
a questions question? What year in the marriage is it
okay not to get kissed in the mouth and not
to get looking No year.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I just need to know what.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
I get no year? Yeah, So so soon when the
cutoff happens, it happens.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's still painful, that's right. There's no rule for this.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Okay, not kissing you in the mouth and looking you
in the eye no more because you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
He's looking upside you.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
When there while they're intimate, but he's still being intimate
with her. Yeah, sein't looking at it.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Though when they're intimate, he is not making eye contact
where the silver learning is.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
They still doing it, so that's good.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's for him.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
They look at you again.
Speaker 14 (27:23):
Yeah, eventually.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
A lady, what kind of man?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
I didn't want to introduce y'all to those two viewpoints.
Y'all kept pushing, though, y'all kept pushing. I said, all right, now, dogs, okay, okay,
I'm gonna let you hear from the male species, and
they ain't gonna be cute.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
See ante phone.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
When they started talking a minute ago.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
It wasn't good enough. When I said, he don't want
to no more.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
And then you found out just keep doing until the
do start looking at you to put that.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
On you here.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
The other one was you know, at least he's still
doing it. You keep talking and even gonna get done.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
God, yeah, what you say, Junior?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Stop your complaint?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Man, what pressure you want?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Walk?
Speaker 6 (28:24):
All right?
Speaker 9 (28:25):
That's terrible.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
It's just it's just how I'm sorry. I don't know
what to tell y'all.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, you don't want yeah, all right, it's clearing.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
It ain't that he don't want her. You don't want
to do that no more. You know you didn't hit him.
It's the same thing. Listen to me.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
It's like, for example, not saying this applies to all women,
but at one point some people don't care about fixing
a el fuck no more.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I'm just saying, so at what year in the marriage
is that? Okay? But I'm just right now, it's people
in the marriage one else who have cut off.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
You have stopped doing what you did, sitting around the
house wearing on and war clothing out fits.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
There's nothing here. I can come home and I don't
know you with a bad danna own that you and and.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
And a and a matches, scoffing cold cream and cubs
on your eye.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I will see there.
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Thank you, Clo.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Mister Steve Harbin, Martin show Man, all your friends, who's
the worst?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Tommy's blood.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
He didn't even hesitate.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
My apart missing anybody, messed up more cars than anybody,
barred more money than anybody without getting it back, but
got me in more fights than any damn just all
the worst, damn buddy.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I've ever hated. Morning Steve Morning Show coming up right
after you?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
All right, come on, see, let's go. You have a
timeline for just a sorry person.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I got a partner I used to work with. I
ain't gonna say his name, Russell.
Speaker 14 (30:25):
Say his name though, Russell?
Speaker 9 (30:29):
Well, how we know his name?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Russe?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Are you for real right now?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It's slipped out? Well, it's out there now.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
He's a timeline, oh Russell.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And this is what he would do.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
You ready, four times a month, four five times a
month at least seven am, the alarm go off, get
the snooze, wake up at seven forty five?
Speaker 14 (30:58):
Okay, I like it.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I don't know who got a forty.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Five minutes news, but he had one put in special
on his clock, my brother eight o'clock. He would call
in to let us know he's running lately. Now in
his mind, that'll give him thirty minutes, which means he
(31:20):
gonna hit the road the highway at eight thirty.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
But he waited till eight to make the phone. Now
he's been up, but he waits eight thirty a m.
He in traffic. He make his second call.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Back in to us in the boss to complain about
how bad the traffic. Yes, yeah, Russell, which means he
may not make it till nine, which gives him another
thirty minutes. Okay, genius, but they really don't ever expect
(32:01):
him to ten thirty. Now, since you don't have to
be down to ten thirty. Russell then took his ass
and got some breakfast.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
This boy.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Russell sitting down eating breakfast. Somewhere around eleven thirty. Russell
has now arrived at work. He go immediately to the
supervisor's desk to complain about how.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Bad the traffic was.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Right then, every time he at the desk, he always
makes sure he slips this phrase.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
In wow, look at the time, man, I gotta get
to words.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Like it. Just come to it.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
He said, fresh too, Wow, man, look at hell? I got.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Yeah. Now that's somewhere around eleven forty five, left forty five.
He bs to twelve as an emails personal emails.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Mostly he go to lunch at twelve thirty.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Wait a minute, lunch, twelve thirty.
Speaker 14 (33:17):
I love Russell.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Russ because we was in sales. Russ taking two hour lunch.
He's back at two thirty. But then he makes sure
he stopped back by the supervisor his office, but this
time just to show his face.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
And you know, just some some bs, yes, just bs conversation.
How about them? Cowboy?
Speaker 8 (33:50):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Badly about the people hurricanes. Ain't that same done? Yeah,
it's always current events. Got to care?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, oh okay, oh man.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
All right, So now it's three point thirty.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
He gets back to his desk and he had the
desk and he played the game of pong, commuting pong.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
He because back then.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
That's always happens a poem. He's back at his desk
and he's playing pong. He had deck of cards and
he played a little solitaire, which he always wants.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
He's gonna strack a card down fifteen in a row.
Fifteen who hel wins fifteen games of solitary?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Got that kind of time.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Then they do personal emails to about four.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Eh.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Now it's time to clock out. Got to get the
hell out of him. Now, his next step of clocking
out is very important. When he go to the clock,
he makes sure that the clock time in fairs eight.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
So he go on clock out. It for yeah, because
you know you need all them out.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, I'm late.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Ain't got nothing do with how many hours of payout.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
So he had a little magnet and a screwdriver, and
he could take the magnet and put it on the
face of the clock. And turn the hands and the
screwdriver blocked it from clicking back. Then as soon as
he said eight, he slided a card in a twink
cheek bone and get him an eight o'clock man.
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Yes, that's a lot of work.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
What is lazy.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
To?
Speaker 14 (35:50):
Five times a month?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
And that right there? You think that was hard? That's
what Russ say. Put in another hard day.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Man, Come on the house today, same thing, same thing
all over again.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
No, he don't do too in a row, spreading them up.
This is all this Friday.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Man and traffic with a getting in here.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
May me.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Something really happened.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
He took all current events and made him affect him
lots people. This is Kirk Franklin.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Hey, this is Saka Khan.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
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Speaker 1 (37:27):
It is time now for would you rather? Would you
rather have your taxes revealed to the world or would
you rather have your Internet search history revealed to the world?
Taxes or Internet search? Because you've been looking up some crazy.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
I'm gonna tell you back when Kim Kardashian was on
the cover of Page magazine, paperazine. Yeah, I had googled
that so many times that my computer made that my
scream safer.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, automatically. It's just amazing.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, all right, all right? Would you rather eat hot
sauce in the desert or ice cream in the snow?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
No, that's easy.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You want to eat ice cream?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna eat that ice cream in the snow.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yea cold and cold cold and.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Junr you're gonna go with the hot sauce. Not doing that?
Speaker 6 (38:47):
No, nor your stupid ass is not Finn be out
here in this cold and some damn ice cream and
you're back in the damn hospital because you know the
cold weather kicks in a crisis.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
What is your other last talking about some damn ice
cream and cold for.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Dog?
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Got all us in here praying for you every four
times a year, and all this will set your ass
out that house, is what you're gonna do. Slap slap
out your mouth. If I see you outside eating the bowl,
eyes cree for you, get your ass out on that.
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Oh wow, that's really hot?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
All right? Would you rather, guys, would you rather be
constantly I mean constantly surprised in bed or would you
rather always want to know what's coming? You always know
what's coming, or you're constantly surprised? Which one would you
rather surprising?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I need know what's coming on him. I ain't gonna be.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
I'm like he's sitting up here, leaning against the wall,
waiting about what's mean to come out.
Speaker 8 (39:57):
Of the.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Can't do that. Let what we know?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
What we everybody know, we know our role.
Speaker 8 (40:04):
We know.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Y'all. Want the sorry, I'm not you want to know
what's coming? I like what's coming.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I like it's coming.
Speaker 9 (40:13):
And working, yeah, working?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah? That room walking in here?
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Hey?
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Hey, hey, hey, what is the monkey for?
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Why there is a little person over there with the camp?
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Hey, this is John Legend.
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Hi, this is Felicious Shot. Hey, this is Motown Recording
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This is Chris Rock Hey, guys, whatseluf?
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
This is Tony Braxton.
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You already know what timing it's boy DC, young fly.
Speaker 14 (40:46):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, fellas, time
for comedy roulette, Jacob, quickly set this up and again please.
Speaker 12 (41:00):
You test us every week, you test our comedy ability.
Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel. Spind
the wheel, wed stop.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
We can do it.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
What you got?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Here's the topics. Number one, people I hate on my job, man,
I can do that. Number two, your mama keeps hitting
on me.
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Number three I thought they was dead already.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
This for you, sho.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Number four Jehovah's witnessed.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
Number five.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
People with a clean house.
Speaker 14 (41:38):
Put them on the wheel, spind the wheel with.
Speaker 9 (41:48):
Gas.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
People I hate on my job, Let me have it.
Speaker 12 (41:58):
You know, the people on your job who bring that
food item that don't nobody want any damn way, but
they all booze you about it.
Speaker 15 (42:06):
First of all, don't nobody like pumpkin pie?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Alright?
Speaker 15 (42:11):
Nobody Why they bring it to work and didn't make
an announcement. Hey I got a slice of pumpkin pie
and then don't touch it. Ain't not nothing to worry
about it? Pie? What else you got, Jr?
Speaker 7 (42:24):
I'll tell you what I was like. I don't like
people I work with that act like they're healthier than you.
Speaker 14 (42:30):
That's the issue for me.
Speaker 7 (42:32):
You know, I'm saying he's said he gonna be act like.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
He's more healthy than me.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
But he got eight told that. I want you to
know he ain't told it. I ain't talking about nobody, but.
Speaker 14 (42:44):
You just hate them.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
What you got.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
I can't stand the dude that that that that read
on you when you clock out an you were here,
you thought you had it cool with him and you
get halfway home.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, they looking for you?
Speaker 14 (43:06):
How do you know I'm going.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
I don't like people to send you video, email you
videos for their life.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
I just got.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Real.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
The topic is people I hate on my job.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
Let's go.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
You know what the people that I hate on my job,
and not only are they sicker than you, but they
have functions to raise.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Money about how damn sick they are.
Speaker 14 (43:45):
We don't have nothing for diabetes.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Were running, We ain't.
Speaker 12 (43:48):
Making speeches, We ain't out there doing nothing.
Speaker 15 (43:51):
We don't have a month, but nothing that far with
you having a day or a month or a marathon
to me.
Speaker 14 (44:00):
To me, you are sicker than me.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
You know what?
Speaker 14 (44:11):
You know what I like about my job.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I know some sick people on the job.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
I'm not calling no name, I ain't telling no lie
at that, but I child like people that got diabetes.
Speaker 14 (44:22):
They act like type two is better than type woman.
But they care for all that, you know, they just
really all that. I take my medicine. I don't shoot
my men. How they talking to other sick people about it?
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (44:39):
I mean you really still old medicine?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Hey, I fuck you the fat ass?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Huayu me?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
Okay you won at one point diabeting you pas one way.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
That's all I'm saying, not talking about nobody.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Oh my job, I ain't staying nobody. I can't stand
nobody on my job. Who a millionaire? And every time
they come to work, they always who I'm going through
just going through You ain't going through who?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
The Lord testing me?
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Ain't testing you.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Ain't nothing wrong with who.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
I'm going through? Who?
Speaker 16 (45:17):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
What's your part?
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Going to?
Speaker 4 (45:19):
God? They hit your boy, I tell you God, man,
I'm gonna make you do this. Many trying to test your.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
When you.
Speaker 9 (45:32):
Comes back?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Who all these champagne as products?
Speaker 4 (45:38):
All?
Speaker 8 (45:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Less up? It's DJ Cavin.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
This your boy, Chris bron Hey, this is Keisha cole Gost.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
People, this is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this is John Legend
and you're listening to the Steve Harley Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
about four minutes after the hour. In uh Today's Strawberry letter,
the subject is her husband is better than mine. Okay,
we'll get into that. We'll get into it, not what
you think. We'll get into it in just a bed.
But right now the nephew is here with today's frank
(46:09):
phone call. What you got for his nep. You spent
my credit card suposed to my credit card, so it's
supposed to.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
What you got it for. That's what ladies say. Right there,
you spent my credit card. Let's go cat dom.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Anthony. Anthony Anthony. This is uh,
this is Jay Will. I'm the barchender here at the clubb.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah, man, I've been calling you all all week.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Car, Yes, yes, I got you. Tired you Actually you
must have lived here Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (46:48):
Saturday?
Speaker 8 (46:48):
Man?
Speaker 5 (46:48):
But I've been calling you.
Speaker 16 (46:50):
We don't normally come.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Back in until Thursday or Thursday morning. We get the
liquor ready for Thursday night, so nobody's actually here.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
I just have to be coming, y'all.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Got to get somebody say to answering the phones. Man,
I I'm beating my card.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
All right, right?
Speaker 5 (47:03):
What's y'all that right now? So I can go pick
up my car y'all at the club.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
I just left the club. Actually, I'm actually almost home.
But I do have I do have your card with me, hollow,
you got you got in my car with you? Yes,
I have I have your credit card.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
You took my car to the house.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Well, I saw all the messages that you left on
the machine, so I was assuming that if I reached
out to you, maybe we could meet up and I
can actually help you out and get it to you
before Thursday.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Yeah, but that's cool, man. But I could have just
met you at the club. He used to if he
saw my car, you should have just called me back.
I could have came right on into the club, man.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I mean, okay, well, I apologize. I got a lot
of running around to do. But if you don't mind
coming out and picking it up from me here at
the house, you know, I make sure I get.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
It to you, okay, cool, cool, Well check it out,
and what's your address? Man, So I can just come
over to you right now. I'm gonna put it the
GPS and run over there.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Okay, hold on right street?
Speaker 5 (47:54):
All right, all right, all right?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Cool?
Speaker 5 (47:57):
Look man, you want you there now because I can
just shoot over it like man. And I'm proud you
a little man for taking care of it. Men, because
I really need my car. Man, I got some urgent
meetings I need to take care of. So I just
suit you a little something when I get over there,
and I appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
Again.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Man, Okay, well, I appreciate you, you know, wanting to
slide me something since you said that, you know, maybe uh,
you know, maybe you don't have to because I actually
I ran into a little jam man, and hopefully you
you'll you'll be understandable about it.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
But I ran into a little jam and I actually
had to I actually had to use your car.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Hold on, you said, what, Well, you know, I got
into a little a little situation and I actually had
to use your card.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Right Well, well, yeah, I mean I mean I'll be
able to to to be able to give it back
it back to you.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
Hey man, what hey? What what I got kind of
operation I got going over there? Man, use my car
for what? I closed my tap down on Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Man, Yeah, you close your tap out, you know. And
and and like I said, I was going through a
little bed a situation. I needed some gas, so I
used it for that. And my little my little girl
needs some uniforms for a school. And my check hadn't
come from the from the club yet, but as soon as.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
The club so as hey, hey, hold show down, bro.
You wait, you you put you put gas and you
you buy it. Somebody somebody and clothes on my car.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Right, and I had to get my car out of
the shop.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
So I mean, once your part of the shop, they're
gonna tell you something. Man, with my family. Man put
my family money. Man, you up for that bro cloth
it man, I'm gonna tell you what. I tell you what. Man,
I'm gonna tell you what I'm I'm a front of
the final police for him. You up, man, you need
to have I can.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
I can, mister Anthony, put just calm down then.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
I know it's just they don't calm down nothing, But
at least at least at least I got Then I
got my whole kid to take care of.
Speaker 16 (49:50):
But at least I'm telling you what happened.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
You're not, damn. I can tell me said he was
my car. Of course at the cut where I live.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I can pay you back in payments man, and every weekend.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
I want my money. I want my car that month.
I'm gonnah, that's what. That's what it's gonna be, sir.
Speaker 16 (50:06):
If your car was that important, you wouldn't have left
it at the club.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
Definitely they caught up.
Speaker 16 (50:11):
Well, you wouldn't have been so and you wouldn't want the.
Speaker 5 (50:13):
Girl I had my car the whole time that she
was gonna save it for me, give me to me
that signed my pay. She didn't give it to you.
Speaker 16 (50:19):
If you wouldn't have been so drunk, you wouldn't you
would have left your car at the.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
Club on whin about Man, I had two treats. But
I don't excuse the fact I had some plans to
do this. Iady to leave. I thought I was choose
you to use my car.
Speaker 16 (50:31):
Man, understand that, I'm telling you how right now?
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Man, what are you you at the.
Speaker 16 (50:38):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
I'm on the way over there, man, And I'm telling
he went. Man, If if you don't have my car
and my money when I get there, I'm gonna bush over.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I understand, I did you.
Speaker 16 (50:47):
I had it's something four hundred dollars to get my
car at the shot.
Speaker 6 (50:53):
Was my car?
Speaker 16 (50:54):
Well?
Speaker 4 (50:54):
No, it was actually six hundred on your car because
I had to get the other stuff that I told
you about.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
But crazy, you crazy, you know you don't definite that
you gonna you don't really mess up.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Man.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
I hate saying man, Hey, look man, that's my wife.
That's me and my wife. Don't save this account, man,
that's for my keys. I got two keys, take care
of man. I don't know what's up a game you
trying to run? Man, But I promise you need I
got something for you. I want all my money on
my account and if any money here, I'm telling you
right now, I swore to God.
Speaker 16 (51:18):
I've already told you that I've used this money. What
do you mean is that if it's not if it's
not there, I've used it.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
But I'm asking you. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
I swore to God right now. I promise wool, I
swore it. If you, if you, if you, if you
don't have my together. When I get over there, I'm
gonna put my hands on you, man. And I don't
know who easy you're playing with. Man, I don't play
these for games.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
I know, I know.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
I hope that something he's gonna go. I'm a suit opinions.
If they I'm a super black off they I want
my car and I want my money. Really, go get
my money and back on my car by the time
I get over there. Try to cash in my hands.
By the time I get over there, we're going.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Up for real.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
See its problem. Hey, I'm just talking. Hell, Hey, you
ain't got to call me. I'm already gone away. I
swear to God, letting my money be off my car,
lett my be there. I hope it's not right, because
I'm gonna go up.
Speaker 6 (52:14):
Man.
Speaker 5 (52:14):
I'm I'm I'm telling you right now. I put my
I put my right in the guard on my daughter
right now. Put my money in on my car. Get
the card in in my hand, with my money in
my hand when I get over there, don't even worry
about it. I want to way over there. I'll be there,
lifted to I.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Want to be honest about this. Somebody actually gave me
your car.
Speaker 8 (52:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Somebody actually gave me your card?
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Somebody gave you my card.
Speaker 6 (52:36):
It's cool.
Speaker 5 (52:38):
I don't give it damn. Who gave you the card?
I'm seeing when I get over there. So that's fine.
I hope y'all have phone with the little game. Y'all
play that's fine. That's just cool, man, I ain't got
time to play.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Make me out that you the other person has the.
Speaker 5 (52:51):
Car my car. Man, tell me run around with y'all.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Okay, do you have something you can take his name.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Down so I could, man, I don't want to know
what I'm gonna car.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
Okay, the guy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. He
has your card, nephew, Tommy from.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just gotta pray.
Speaker 5 (53:14):
Man got money on that car? Man, Man, Man, your boy?
Ask me about man?
Speaker 16 (53:25):
He said, you've been calling the club every single ten.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Minutes and playing my wife.
Speaker 8 (53:30):
Man.
Speaker 5 (53:30):
Let me lead it down, man, man, Man.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Hey, let me ask you something.
Speaker 5 (53:39):
What's the baddest radio show in the land, baby morning show?
Speaker 1 (53:50):
Let me use your credit card?
Speaker 2 (53:52):
You did that?
Speaker 1 (53:54):
What happened that?
Speaker 2 (53:56):
He did it? Back in l A kind remember that?
Speaker 1 (54:00):
What did he put on there?
Speaker 5 (54:02):
Remember that?
Speaker 1 (54:02):
I kind of Yeah, you had a party at his
house and all that right?
Speaker 8 (54:06):
Is that the one?
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Oh I had a party. I had several parties. I
got money, asked with but I, but what.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
You spend a credit card on? What you spending on?
Speaker 9 (54:15):
Did he play a car?
Speaker 1 (54:16):
I tried to buy a Hummer one.
Speaker 6 (54:18):
He told the Hummer dealership that time. He told the
Humber dealership. I co signed and they called me while
I was on the.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Air when first came out. Okay, and it was so
high everybody I wanted one so bad.
Speaker 6 (54:35):
I told him, I said, first of all, you're too
little for the Yeah, that's coming outside helping you get
up in the truck.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
That was actually trifling back then.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
I really yeah. Sounds like.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Changed a great deal because this boy right here was trifling.
All right, all right, nephew, thank you.
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Speaker 1 (56:13):
Here it is strawberry letter. Subject, her husband is better
than mine. Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband and I have
been together for eleven years total and married for eight.
My older sister has been married for fifteen years, and
her husband is like a big brother and mentor for
my husband. My sister and her husband have always done
(56:35):
great financially, and when I got married, my sister bought
my dress and paid for my glam team. She's always
been the one to take care of my parents as well.
I was struggling through graduate school and then I got
pregnant before I got married, so my sister and brother
in law stepped in to help us out with the baby.
Because the goal was for me to finish school and
(56:58):
for my husband to finish medical school. We have always
been appreciative of the help, but along the way we
tried not to become a burden. After we got married,
we got a loan for home improvement, and my husband
decided to chip in and help my sister and brother
in law with redoing their outdoor kitchen. My husband and
I bought a very expensive grill and smoker for them.
(57:20):
Instead of being grateful, my brother in law was offended
and said he couldn't accept the gift. From then on,
our relationship turned into a competition. My sister and I
aren't as close as we once were because she told
me that her husband is better than mine. Things were
fine and dandy as long as we were needy, but
(57:41):
now my husband is one of the most respected doctors
in our area, and she can't take it. When I
got my new car, When I got a new car,
she got a new car, more expensive car. I got
breast in plants, so did she. Both of our husbands
are successful and great fathers. So why can't she be
happy for us? Should I even try to repair our relationship?
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (58:05):
I just think, pure and simple, this is nothing but
jealousy and hateration from your sister and her husband. I mean,
I think you're exactly right. They were fine and you
guys were the needy ones, and now that you're doing well,
they just can't take it. I think it was nice
gesture of your husband to help them with their outside
kitchen and to buy them those you know, the expensive
(58:26):
smoker and all the cooking equipment and stuff. I just
don't think they can take it now. It's killing them
that you guys, you know, are doing well, your husband
is respected and the community and everything, and that just
doesn't seem to sit well with them. I mean, it's sad.
It's your sister, it's family. You would think, like you said,
(58:48):
she would be happy for you and understand that you
were struggling, But now you're not. And you guys are
grateful for their support, and you wanted to pay them
back in some way, and of course, you know you
asked should you try to repair your relationship and that
would be nice, and you know, because she is your sister.
But I don't know. I mean, they're so green with
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envy right now. I mean, you get breast in plants.
She gets breast in plants. Okay, who does that? At
least not without a conversation.
Speaker 4 (59:19):
You like them?
Speaker 8 (59:20):
Sis?
Speaker 1 (59:20):
Are they okay? Are they big enough? Did you you
know all of that? You know that could have been
a conversation between the two sisters, But no, she made
it into a conversation, so I say, you know you
can try because she is your sister, but don't be
surprised if she stays right there in her hate space.
Speaker 6 (59:37):
Steve, Well, I really don't understand this letter. I really don't.
It don't really seem like that big a deal to me.
I go through it and see you why I sold this.
I see the problem just Stephen Shirley. The subject is
her husband better than mine? My husband and I've been
(59:58):
to get eleven years man eight. My older sister been
married fifteen husband like a big brother mint to my husband.
You know, my sister bought my dress from a wedding
and paid from a glam team. She always took care
of parents and stuff. I was struggling through graduate school
and then I got pregnant for I got married, so
your sister and your brother in law stepped in to
help us out with the baby. Because gold was for
(01:00:20):
me to finish school and from my husband finished medical school.
We've always been appreciative of the help, and along the
way we tried not to become a burden. And after
we got married, we got a loan for home improvements,
and my husband decided he was now here was what
the letter about. My husband decided to chip in and
help my sister and brother in law with redoing their
outdoor kitchen. My husband and I bought a very expensive
(01:00:45):
grill and smoker for them. Instead of being grateful, my
brother in law was offended and said he couldn't accept
the gift. From then on, our relationship turned into a competition. Well,
I'll see right then, I don't understand problems. I buy
you an explicit grill and the ultimate smoker for your
(01:01:08):
new outdoor kitchen, and you turn it down.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
But guess what my outdoor kitchen gonna be banging? Yeah,
he no problem.
Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Plus, you took some of your home improvement money anyway,
might well improve your home you know time. You know,
I'll put me out though kitchen out there and it'd
be nice then, you know, she said, My sister and
I ain't as close because the whole relationship turned to
a competition. And then she once told you that her
(01:01:42):
husband is better than mine. Well see why your husband
might have been doing better than mine or while back.
But we can catch y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Win the game. Now you up? We will? You got?
Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
We got you won't we won't You bought, we bought,
but it had turned into a combination, a competition. She
wants to know at the end of the lettership, I
try to repair our relationship, and I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
You how I think you can finally put a stop
to this w week cook back.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
All right, all right, Steve, hang on. We'll have part
two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes
after the hour, subject her husband is better than mine.
We'll get back into it right after this. It's time
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(01:03:10):
four hundred. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
strawberry letter. The subject her husband is better than mine?
Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
Well, uh, lady got an older sister, been married longer
than her her and her husband was in medical school
and graduate school and had a baby before they got married,
and their sister and brother in law helped out.
Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Everything seemed to be normal. That's what families do, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
Everything They tried not to be a burden to them,
but her older sister always been the one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
To help her parents out and everything.
Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
And finally you and your husband got married, and you
got a loan for home improvement, and your husband decided
to chip in and help your sister and his brother
in law, who's done so much for them with redoing
their outdo kitchen. Husband and you went and bought this
expensive grill and a smoker. Instead of being grateful, the
brother in law was offended and said he couldn't accept
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the gift.
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
From then on, our relationship turned into a competition.
Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
My sister and I are as close as we weren't
worried because she told me her husband is better than mine. Well,
let's see, she said that for a while. You know,
they were doing better than you all. You know, but
my husband is better than yours. You know, I'm not
(01:04:30):
ready bought y'all this grill and this smoker you didn't want,
which means I've been had a ball of backyard out
though barbecue now, thank you, and so let's just move along.
But here's things got a little different though. And things
was finding dandy as long as we were needed. But
now my husband is one of the most respected doctors
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in our area, and she.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Can't take it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
When I got a new car, she got a new
and more expensive car. I got breasting plants he did.
Both our husbands are successful in great father so why
can't she be happy for us? She'll even try to
repair relation. I don't know if this needs repairing. It
don't seem like that bigger deal than me. But if
you want to put a stop to her to have
some suggestions for you. You said, when you got a
(01:05:18):
new car, she got a new more expensive car. Well
you know what your next movie is, don't you. You
got to go buy a more expensive car than the
one she bought. Nah, let's see what she go with this. Oh,
since we up in each other, you got to go
(01:05:40):
buy a car and more expensive than the one.
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
She bought and see what she do.
Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
Then you ought to call up your sister and say, hey,
look remember that breast and plants I got? And you
wouldn't got some I'm going back down now and I'm
gonna go with I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna get
an extra d I'm gonna I'm gonna go get it.
I'm gonna get double d's this time.
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Yeah. Now, let's see if she wants to try to
get an eat. See, I don't know. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
She ain't gonna be able to cool coffee if she
messing with me because I have a breast right up
under her throat. They'll be so big, but you won't
be able to see your food you eating on the table. Yeah,
I'm for all this. Hell, But in all seriousness, you know,
let's look at this the right way. It's a competition thing.
(01:06:38):
So what some people can't take them when you do better.
Some people like it when when they do it better
than you, the underdogs. Some people just don't like to
see you up even that's that's a sad person right there,
and there's really nothing you can do for them. But
if that's her objective is to keep you under her,
(01:07:00):
the best thing you could do is just keep winning.
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
I don't know how to repair that.
Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
I don't know how you go to your sister, your
relatively and say, look, I don't want to compete with you,
but we're doing okay. Now, It's really I don't really
see how what it is what y'all think, because I
don't really know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
I don't truy.
Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
I mean, like I said, she can try that because
she is family, but I don't think it's going to
do any good. The sister's probably just going to stay
where she is because she It gave her something to
be able to provide for the family and be the
one that everybody came to. You know what I'm saying.
Everyone She provided for her family, for her parents and everything.
(01:07:38):
So she liked that position and that feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
And now that's well, what our sistert to do is
don't get some new friends. You can find you. Listen
to me, you can find somebody got molding you trust me,
you can.
Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Yeah, stay out there.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Don't go out here trying to get in the competition
who got the most, because you're gonna be in the
world of trouble out here in this world right here, man,
because I don't know where you go.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Somebody can show you something, but that's you know, man.
Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
I saw a meeting where a group of people was
laughing at Jeff Bezo's money, laughing our.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Love and he's supposed to be the rich man in
the world. Right, Wow, he's not.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
But that's I've been I've been to me where they
was laughing at him. I saw it.
Speaker 13 (01:08:28):
But everybody can be great. That's room for everybody to
be great. What's the competition about living life?
Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
But there are some people who make their greatness based
on the least of other people, if that makes sense.
Some people make their greatness based on the group they
end and if they're doing better than everybody in they group,
then that's their greatness. And that's a sad way to live.
And that's the truly sad way to live. That's not
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cool at all.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
That's sad.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
That's sad. Man.
Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
When you're making your greatness beyond the backs of others
who have less, that ain't nothing right there. That's like
being the richest person in the projects. And ain't we
all stealed in the projects?
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Don't time? Right?
Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Yes? Which are going to rise and help get them out.
It's such a great feeling when you can pay someone
back who's helped you. I mean, come on, anyway, all right,
you can leave your comments on Today's Letter on Instagram
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one fifty four hundred. Come on Union with tru to
be Tall. I do, Oh, I got do?
Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
I oh?
Speaker 14 (01:10:04):
Fuck y'all listen, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
I'm so happy right there.
Speaker 14 (01:10:09):
I really help coming because truth be.
Speaker 9 (01:10:11):
Told, I'm tall.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Oh God, I'm tall.
Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
I don't need no help getting nothing off the counter.
All of us on this show case say that come
a month, have to go.
Speaker 14 (01:10:26):
Get the step now on the side.
Speaker 9 (01:10:27):
Of refrigerator to get up there.
Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
I don't have to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
You let you I'm in there.
Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
Let me tell you us the most tall stuff I
do at the top of the closet, like.
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Shoes I get that you that I get that.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
No problem.
Speaker 14 (01:10:42):
I ain't got no problem getting none of that. Everybody
screwing in light bulls, no pride. I'm tall.
Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
I can't do that.
Speaker 8 (01:10:51):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Everybody on this show, incid of us, can do that,
not one hundred percent, but ninety five.
Speaker 14 (01:11:01):
I'm just saying, like, getting stuff out the freezer at
the top can do that. Go in there and get
a pack of me at the top of.
Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Getting me out of the.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Tom It can put a light bubby easy.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
The ceiling.
Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
It just had to be a night like.
Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
The cat to God at the bottom. You gotta get
up here where I am talking like, man, don't worry
about that. I got tall shoulders for you to stand on.
You need help and I love you.
Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Made what you do short?
Speaker 14 (01:11:39):
Behind you alright shut.
Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
No no no no, no, no, no no no, you
made a mistake. Hit behind ain't shot. That's the tallest thing.
Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Can he get in the talk?
Speaker 14 (01:11:51):
Can he get in the tall club?
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Tall a.
Speaker 14 (01:12:00):
Little hunchback of know the dame booty. Yeah he was
a little short with us doing that. Second, man, don't
marry about time. One day, Tommy, one day, man, one day,
one day.
Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
You know they sell these things you could put in
the shoes and make you you know the Yeah, it
gives you, like another a couple of inches. Action still showing.
Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
A couple more inches.
Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
You get two inches? You still short? I lose two inches.
I'm still talking.
Speaker 12 (01:12:34):
Yeah, you put those in the shoes, but your heel
is sticking at the back of your shoe.
Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
It looks real, man, your shoe about to come on
walking lots people. This is Kirk Franklin.
Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Hey, this Isaka Kahan. What's going on? This is your
boy Cheving Hart. Hey, this is Chloe Kardashian. This is
your boy, Chris.
Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
Brow, your boy. The big Snoop Dog came to shell this.
Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
This is Yolanda Adams less LF is.
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DJ Cavin And you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning's Show.
There's morning shows, and there's the greatest Steve Harvey Morning's Show.
Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Another one.
Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
this one's for you. Kim writes, my BFF and I
work together, so we spend five days a week with
each other and talk all the time. She was having
a bad time with her boyfriend, and I was always
there to be supportive and encourage her to stand up
for herself. Well, now things seem to be good with him,
(01:13:36):
and she's told him that I was encouraging her to
break it off with him, and he doesn't want her
to be friends with me anymore. He's even trying to
get her to quit her job. I think it's a
horrible idea for her to get back together with him,
and know it's only a matter of time before he's
back to his old self and she'll be looking to
me for support. How do I keep my bff from
(01:13:56):
cutting me out of her life and leaving her with
no one who's looking out for what's best for her.
Speaker 6 (01:14:02):
Okay, how about Hey, this ain't your damn business. See
what happened to that? I don't understand why? What is
the matter? See hey, let me tell you something. If
somebody makes it clear to me, Steve, this ain't your
damn business?
Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Thank you? So you mean I ain't got to take
your call no more?
Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
Bro, I promise you you if you insinuate that you
don't need my help, that it ain't want it, I
promise you.
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I got plenty of.
Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
People won't talk to me about stuff. If you ain't, man,
let me tell you, Doug. I had to tell one
of my own kids that, hey, look, okay, I tell
you well, you got it. Go ahead that I'm telling
you if you if you go with Route eight, I
can tell you what's down that street right there.
Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
Now.
Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
If you take Route B, I've been on that road too,
I can tell you what's down B. I'm telling right now.
Don't go down eight. Dad, times is different. Now your
ass down eight. Go ahead, class right on down Avenue eight.
You ain't gonna believe what's down there, but you know so.
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
So she should stay out of her bff's business period, please. Yeah,
But she thinks she's helping. You know, she thinks she's helping,
so she's looking out for her Shut up, all right,
I think we have time for one more. This is
(01:15:37):
from Bridget. Bridget on Facebook says, I like my current job.
I make a decent salary and enjoy the work, but
with everything getting more expensive, it would help if I
was able to make a little more. Unfortunately, there isn't
any room for advancement at my job, and I'm at
the max of what they'll pay. And on top of that,
(01:15:57):
I work all the time. So I don't have any
time to earn money outside of work, or any time
to look for a different job. Where do I go
from here? How do I earn more when my time
is spent on my current job.
Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
Well, see, you are in what's called a trap. You
are in a trap. You have maxed out, You're at
the top level. You can't make any more, and you
want more. There's one decision that you can make that
can solve this problem.
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
You have to quit, quit your current position to pursue
your dream.
Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Jump.
Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Now that's your option.
Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
That's an amazing option to have because it offers you freedom,
it offers you progress. The problem with where you are
is you've gotten comfort about that if you stay in
your comfort zone, that is where you will fail. And
right now you are in the process of watching failure
(01:17:10):
come upon you. You can't make anymore, your job doesn't
offer anymore. There's no room for advancement. So I don't
know how old you are, but you're done. What is
it that makes no damn sense at all? So now
you're going to have to face what you already know
(01:17:31):
that your greatest chance for an opportunity is outside of
your comfort zone. That's that, and all of us have
those moments in life all the time. I'm facing one
right now.
Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
That's right, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after
the hour. We'll have morning show right after this. All right, So, guys,
have you ever eaten a meal that just brought you
to tears?
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
It was so good?
Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I mean, have you ever done that? I'll tell you
what's gotten close? What when we were all in Paris.
Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
That baked potato ooh with that loaded cayeh, that caveard.
Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Yeah, it had me so emotional. Yes, all right, okay,
well wait a minute, so good, hold your tears. It
was good. Hold your tears, baby, all right, here we go.
So yeah, So, so some of us have eaten a
meal that has brought us to tears, or at least
come close to bring us to tears. Or maybe who
(01:18:41):
knows it was the bill at the end of the
meal that made you cry. Well, anyway, there is this
elderly man in China. He's been diagnosed with an extremely
rare condition. It's known as crocodile tears syndrome. I'm like,
is this for real? You got this?
Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
You got a to turn.
Speaker 14 (01:19:02):
I beat my mama oxtails and it just happened.
Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
It causes him to cry every time he eats, and
it's ruining his social life. Doctors reported that his nerve
fibers are misdirected and they interfere with his UH salivary glands,
so when he smells or tastes food, it makes him
cry and very funny. No, it's not nat. They can't
(01:19:27):
keep doing it try and can't keep doing the same.
Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
Doc trink just to eat like this.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
This is ab.
Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 14 (01:19:39):
We'll play around the Woods thirty three minutes after.
Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
It's time to talk about life insurance. It's one of
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Would you rather have your taxes revealed to the world,
(01:20:25):
or would you rather have your Internet search history revealed
to the world? Taxes or Internet search?
Speaker 13 (01:20:33):
Yeah, excuse me, because you've been looking up some crazy
please please.
Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Welcome.
Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
I'm gonna tell you back when Kim Kardashian was on
the cover of Page magazine.
Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Paper is a paper?
Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Yeah magazine?
Speaker 6 (01:20:50):
Yeah, I had googled that so many times that my
computer made that my screen saver.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Oh, yeah, automatically. It's just amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
All right, we'll yeah, all right, all right. Would you
rather eat hot sauce in the desert or ice cream
in the snow? That's easy to want to eat ice
cream in the snow.
Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna eat that ice cream in the snow.
Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Yeah, cold and cold, cold, and you can deal with.
Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Junior. You gonna go with the hot sauce, not doing that.
Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
No, No, your stupid ass is nothing to be out
here in this cold and some damn ice cream and
you're back in the damn hospital because you know the
cold weather kicks in the crisis.
Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
What is your on the last talking about some damn
ice cream and cold for.
Speaker 15 (01:21:53):
Dog?
Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
Got all us in here praying for you every four
times a year and all this, and you'll stake your
ass out that house.
Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
But you.
Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
Slap slap about your mouth if I see you outside,
eat the bowl, eyes freeze.
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
For you, get your.
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Oh wow, that's really hot?
Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Would you rather, guys, would you rather be constantly I
mean constantly surprised in bed? Or would you rather always
want to know what's coming? You always know what's coming,
or you're constantly surprised? Which one would you rather keep surprising?
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I don't even know what's coming him. I ain't gonna.
Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
I'm like, he's sitting up here leaning against the wall.
Where about what's going to come out?
Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
No, I can't do that.
Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
We know what we know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Everybody know.
Speaker 12 (01:22:56):
We know our role.
Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
We know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Yeah, we're good. You just want to know what's coming.
I like what's coming?
Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
I like making yeah, marking, yeah, Hey, hey, hey, hey, what.
Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Is the monkey phone.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Round a wood?
Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
Why is the little person over there with the camp.
Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Coming up?
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
In forty nine minutes after the hour, it's the last
break of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks
from this Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show time to talk about life insurance.
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Globe Life makes it easy with no medical exam, just
(01:23:51):
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(01:24:11):
hundred two five one fifty four hundred. All right, guys,
it is our last break of the day and Steve,
it's time for our closing remarks.
Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
Hey, here it is today you all. I want to encourage,
but I want to remind you of something. You have
an opportunity to make a decision that can alter the
course of your life. You you have an opportunity to
(01:24:41):
make a decision that can alter the course of your life.
Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Okay, Steve, what do you mean by that? I mean this,
and this is just a true fact.
Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
If you change your thought process, if you change the
way you live things, if you take every negative spin
and put a positive spin on it, if you start
setting your dreams and goals. If you start praying, if
you start confiding in God, if you form a relationship
with your creator, you have done the necessary things. You
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have made a decision that can alter the course of
your life. All you have to do is believe that
it's so that simple thing is so difficult for the
average person to even conceive for themselves.
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
And why is that.
Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
I'll tell you why. Because the devil is brilliant. Because
the devil uses all the tricks to persuade you to
think the opposite way. His only job is to rob
you of your destiny. And if he can make you
think that what I just said is not possible for you,
it is the beginning. But let's go back and look
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at it. If you look at all the success stories
of most honest people, they will tell you at some
point I believed it, I wanted it, and I worked
for it. But if you do not have the belief,
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we can stop right there. If you don't believe something
is for you, if you don't believe in something you
want or aspire to, we can stop right there.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Now, think about it. Have you given up on the
belief system?
Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Have you given up on believing in the things that
you used to want for yourself because in the delaying
of it happening, you perceive the delay as a denial.
How many of you are guilty of that. Have a
real moment here now. How many of you have ever
wanted something really badly and you want it at a
particular time and it didn't happen, so you assumed because
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it was delayed, it was denied. How many of you
have ever felt that way? I know I have, I
know the majority of people have. But if that's the
way you use your thought process, it proves that what
I'm saying is true because the moment you change the
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way you think, you change everything.
Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Because it's delayed doesn't mean it's denied.
Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
Because you don't believe something to be So it's the
very care of the possibility of it happened, and it
gets down to the real basis.
Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Of what faith is.
Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
I don't need a lot of faith to walk to
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
I just don't. I just say, man, I gotta go
to the bathroom, and I get up in a walk
over there. It doesn't require faith for me.
Speaker 6 (01:28:13):
But if I decide to set up a goal that
for to gain attention for my foundation or to gain
attention to a cause. And I make the announcement on Facebook,
Steve Harvey is going to walk from Atlanta, Georgia to Cleveland, Ohio.
A lot of people gonna get cameras out. I won't
go see this hill because you know why. That ain't regular.
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That ain't nothing I've ever done before. They ain't nothing
I can see. So that would require faith, wouldn't it?
Would It would require faith for a person to say
I'm gonna go survive some inclimate clement weather for twenty
one days, neked and afraid or whatever. It requires some
measure of faith. But if you watch that show, a
lot of people don't make it because what they thought
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was gonna be easy is never that easy. And in
somewhere line that the majority of people don't make it
on that show.
Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
But listen to me.
Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
Everything starts from the basis of your belief. Get back
to believing. I believe that gonna be the best year
of my life. I expect that. I am looking for it,
I am watchful for it. I'm paying close attention to
everything I'm saying to God so far because I have
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claimed a.
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Victory for myself.
Speaker 6 (01:29:31):
If you've not done that, when stuff don't happen your way,
who you mad at you didn't put the belief out there.
I'm telling you, y'all, why would you not try that?
Why would you not give that a shot. It's a
simple exercise.
Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
In belief.
Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
It's a simple exercise in the law of attraction. It's
a simple exercise in faith. But you've got to attempt.
Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
It gonna work. You know. I'm gonna tell you something.
Somebody really really close to me.
Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
I've been begging them to come to me and sit
down with their vision list, because I tell everybody, and
this person's really close to me, and they've yet to
come and sit with me.
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
But they keep wandering around aimlessly in their life.
Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
And I watch them time after time after time, thing
not go right, thing not go right, and they keep
telling me about it.
Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
And all I said to them was come and sit
with me with your vision list, your dream board. They
still ain't made one. Well, maybe if they would start
believing that that system works, maybe they could change something.
Maybe they listening today, I hope, I hope you've heard
start to have a break days. Talk to God and love.
Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
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