Comedy Roulette, What You Say Vs What You're Gonna Do, He Took It Out At The Dinner Table, and more! - 12.31.24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all at all at all, So.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Don't given them all.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Black A million bus busy.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to to.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you got to do that?

Speaker 6 (01:05):
You love?

Speaker 7 (01:06):
You gotta turn well.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Turn You probably got to turn the mouth, turn the
water the mony up.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out. You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Now,
good morning everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:05):
You are listening to the voice, Come on now, digny
one and only Steve Harvey Man oh Man got a
radio show. The only way to find your real purpose,
your real mission in life.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You're real what for?

Speaker 8 (02:20):
The thing that you got to go get it get
after is you got to connect with God. You have
to connect with him because as your creator, no one
knows better what you were made for than your maker.
I mean not just I mean, man, you just make
a lot of common sense, don't it. I mean really,

(02:43):
you know, people kill me with the lack of belief.
I think that science is very real. I think that
science is very applicable. I think that science helps us
learn so many things. But science ain't everything. Now you

(03:04):
might as well under that there's some unexplainables that science
can't wrap their mind around. So here they go with
something else, and then you got the nay sayers who
use that, the non believers who use that as the
proof that there is no high calling on how being.
And I listen to me, I don't really into explaining

(03:25):
all that a way. If that's how you feel, then
gone and get the feeling how you feeling with it.
But let me explain something to you. I just don't
see how God is really almost unexplainable to me. So
really for me to sit here and try to explain,
I'm really not that good of a guy, you know
what I mean, I'm not that person. So let me
try to give you something real here. Okay, So this

(03:46):
we done. Just had that moment. I had to get
that off my chest.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I want, I want.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
I want to share something with you about when you
strike out to find your mission, or how about when
you strike out on your mission once you discover what
your purpose is, or let's simplify, what happens when you

(04:11):
set a goal and you're ready to strike out on
that goal. What happens when you set an ambition in
front of you or put something in your sights that
you want to attain, that you want to become successful at.
What's the mind set that you have to develop. There

(04:32):
are three things you must first ask, You must then believe,
and you must then receive.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Now the received part, all these parts.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
Iss got a thing to it.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
You gotta ask. You just got to ask for it.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
You know you've heard the scripture before, you have not
because you ask not Why don't you ask? But then
after you ask, here's the kick. You got to believe
that it can happen for you. Stop looking at the
success of other people and not thinking that that same
success can happen for you. Then I'm not saying that

(05:15):
Pacific waste specific weight. I'm just saying that a success
can happen for you, just like it.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Can happen for somebody else.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
Why do you think it keeps happening to other people
over and over because they ask and they believe.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Now here's the cold part. Receive it? Oh what you mean?

Speaker 8 (05:36):
Receive it? I ask for it, I believe in it.
Why would I not want to receive it? Act like it,
Act like it's already there. Behaviors though you have it
in your hands, Smile about it realize that man is

(05:56):
just days away, and how many of a days that is?
If it's days away, it's just days away. We don't
know if it's gonna happen tomorrow, next week, in thirty days.
We don't know if it's gonna take a few years.
But you got to receive it though. You gotta ask,

(06:17):
You got to believe, and you got to receive it.
You gotta act as though as that Now as another
part now to this about work, you don't please.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Faith with our works is dead.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Don't think you're gonna just ask for something believing and
then go sit down, start watching TV.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Come on, now, let's get real.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Let's not leave out the other jewel. You got to work.
But now.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Here hear what I want you to know about when
you strike out on that mission, that the journey that
you strike out on to accomplish a goal or to
set out on the mission, the journey, if you could
understand this, or to help you so much, the journey
is a process. It's not an arrival date. It's a process.

(07:06):
All you're looking to do, folks, is start the process.
Get it started. Don't worry about the arrival date. Act
like it's there. The arrival date is coming. But here
is the beauty of the journey being a process. But

(07:30):
all along the way of your journey you will find
success the whole time you're on the journey, The whole
time you're in the process of finding your mission, fulfilling
your mission, uncovering your.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Dreams, reaching your goals.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
The beauty of it is all along the way you're
going to find success.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
On so many levels. And people fail to look at
that part.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
They keep thinking of themselves, Man, I ain't there yet,
I ain't you know. It's like when you take a
little kid on a long car tripping there in the
back seat.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Speaker 9 (08:11):
Boy?

Speaker 8 (08:11):
If you just look out the window, see where we've
done being Look out the window, look at the mountains,
Look at these.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Trees, look at the views we got.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
No, we ain't there yet, But Lord have mercy, look
at what he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses,
have yourself a cup of coffee, chill every now and then,
and see what he's doing for you.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Because the journey is a process.

Speaker 8 (08:42):
But man, know that in the process of arriving at
your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission, understand this that
the journey is a process. But all along the way
you'll find success. That are things that are going to
happen to you along the way, Man, that will be
so gratifying and fulfilling. Where the journey is joyful, there

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is joy in the journey. You don't have to be
there to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.
Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival dat
or your dreams ain't come true yet.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Look up, Look up? You might discover, man, that you
living better.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
You might discover that you don't have a million yet,
but you'd have made a quarter of a million? What
you tripping for because you ain't got the million yet?
Remember when you didn't have nothing? Be grateful for the
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars mark, the one hundred
thousand dollars mark, the three hundred and twenty two thousand
dollars mark. Don't you understand, man, you may not be

(09:49):
where you wanna be, But man, can't you thank God
that you ain't.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Where you was? How about that? One? Huh?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
All right here listening, it's a the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, it is here the Steve Harvey Morning
showing this very very blessed morning. Oh God, thank you
Lord for waking me up today. Man, I show appreciate it.
So listen, everybody, start with gratitude. It changes your attitude
and that produces entirely different altitude. Oh man, it's all
about the tood this morning. Baby, it's the three tooths

(10:24):
gratitude attitude altitude.

Speaker 9 (10:26):
Yeah, I just made that up. I'm gonna put that
on a T shirt. No I'm not.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Please, don't nobody do that.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Make up your mind with it or not?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, but nah, just out there.

Speaker 10 (10:41):
No.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
I did that once before. Man, I did something and
somebody stole the domains. Soon as I said it, dot
Com end up having to pay them five thousand to
get it back.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
So I said, Okay, ain't no problem. Bet it won't
happen again. They took right, They took that.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
No good.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Hell well they didn't think of that. Yep.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Me and Tommy tried to get that. Ladies and gentlemen.
Shirley Strawberry calling for real. Mississippi Monica killed Space better
known as Junior and the legendary is Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
We are here, junior, what's on your mind? Let me
tell you this, unc man.

Speaker 11 (11:20):
You highly successful, You've had a storied life, You've been
in it everywhere around the world, faithful, Like what is
your drive now?

Speaker 10 (11:29):
Like?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Why do you keep doing it?

Speaker 10 (11:32):
Well?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know?

Speaker 9 (11:33):
To be honest, man, it's a couple of things.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
First of all, I think I've been so blessed that
the work that I do doesn't really feel like work now.
It's challenging to do at times, as is everybody's job.
There are some things about it that's not pleasant, and
it requires a discipline to do our job, to be

(11:58):
on time, to get up every morning, to be cheerful
even if you're having a bad day or something goes wrong.
But I've been very blessed in that my work is
actually my passion, So that's a big part of it. Secondly,
I'm working on my legacy, which as when the Lord

(12:19):
does call me home, I'm working on what they will
say and remember about me. And I'm telling you right
now has nothing to do with comedy. And then thirdly,
if Marjorie could just stop shopping.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's never gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
I could, you know, at least look at some type
of out day, and it ain't really her.

Speaker 9 (12:56):
That's just her, you know, it's it's really them.

Speaker 8 (12:59):
You know when you have kids, man, and you're they
out the house and you think they gone, they don't.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
They ain't gone.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
They still need help and they still have request of you.
And these requests ain't simple no more. Ain't no Can
I use the car? Can I go over so and
so house? It ain't that no more. It's wade big
a request.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Help me with my business? No, ain'tybody help me with mine?
Help me with your Hell?

Speaker 12 (13:31):
No, all right, don't stop shopping, Marjorie, keep it going,
girl coming up next to his a nephew and run
that prank back right after this.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
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Speaker 10 (14:16):
Mom.

Speaker 12 (14:17):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
frank back. Nephew, what's on the menu?

Speaker 6 (14:23):
What you got this right here, Shirley? Is lunchtime date?
Lunchtime date? It just bothers me when I'm at work.
You know, we at lunch and I'm going out with
this lady for lunch and her husband keep calling and interrupted.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
What do you want though?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
On your nerves?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
What is it? Why can't I hear my time? You know?

Speaker 6 (14:44):
Thats just I don't get that lunchtime date? Here it is,
Let's go get down.

Speaker 10 (14:49):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh street to Alan.

Speaker 14 (14:52):
It is Alan.

Speaker 10 (14:53):
Who is this Alan? Yo? This deck man? Check us out, bro.
You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right yeah, yeah, so baby?
Something wrong? No no, no, no, no no no. I work
just like I said this there, man, I work with
your wife, Rachel. Right you you you're a supervisor or something.
I mean you just about work something. I mean, she's
doing a good job and everything she ain't no, no, no,
everything's straight. Man, Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything

(15:13):
is cool with the job. This right here, man, is
like what I noticed, man, And it's you know, it
just seems like every single day, you know, while she's
on her lunch break, it seems like you know, you
would call and and and uh and then blocked off
the whole hour of her lunch break. And actually, you know,
just be real, man, I'm just trying to come correct
with you. It just seemed like you just cut in

(15:34):
on all the time that I have that I had
with her.

Speaker 14 (15:38):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ho ho Hold up on,
hold up, hold up, bro wait you keep doing at
lunch with my lady, son?

Speaker 10 (15:46):
Like I said, you know, we just we just spending time,
you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems so rude.

Speaker 14 (15:51):
You know that rude rude you you okay. First of all,
that's my lady, Okay, I could call her whenever I
feel like calling that. That's I pay for that. I
bought that iPhone five I could get called about please
all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with
a married woman alone at lunch.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
This ain't no date.

Speaker 14 (16:10):
Y'are supposed to be a work.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
No, we are at work. We call like I said,
we call workers you know, this just seemed like half
the whole time I'm sitting in front of her. You know,
We're supposed to be having lust together and she talking
to you the hole. What's your name be named there?

Speaker 14 (16:24):
Derek Dere All right, Derek, you work at the same
building up, Okay, you you will work right now?

Speaker 10 (16:27):
Huh yeah?

Speaker 14 (16:28):
I mean yeah, I mean at the job y'all work
in the same flows. I'm goin to come and see you.
You kings about to jump up, way way different for
you straight up.

Speaker 10 (16:36):
Okay, So then let me ask you something, man, What
is the big deal? I'm just trying to Okay, you
act like you don't see her. You look like you
don't see her when she get home, you know. So
why is it so important that you waste a whole
hour of lushime holding up a waste I'm talking to
my lady, Okay, you understand that.

Speaker 14 (16:53):
Why don't you go out there and get and then
you ain't got to worry about sitting up in front
of me. Lady, that's my wife. I walked down the
aisle with that. We got kids, we got a house,
We take care of this. He helped me hold it down,
and this you you. You ain't you know, it's like
you if you don't ever want to come in and
do what they got some always want to come in

(17:14):
and somebody else wife, And why won't you do this?
Take take this advice and see what it works.

Speaker 10 (17:20):
Works for you.

Speaker 14 (17:21):
Go to the church, library, grocery, stoul, whatever to find
your debt, and you get you a chick. You get
her for a minute, You caught her for a minute.
You romance for men.

Speaker 10 (17:34):
That's what real men do.

Speaker 14 (17:35):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
That's what I did.

Speaker 14 (17:37):
That's how I got my my Rachel. That's that's my heart.
You trying to sit up there in front of lunch
with us every day for the past year. I'll tell
you what, bro, It may not be today, it may
not be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see me
me and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation.
It's gonna be a face to face you all.

Speaker 10 (17:59):
Man. I ain't trying to come between y'all at all.
All I'm done, Okay, like I'm saying, I'm not trying
to come between y'all. I'm just saying, if every day
you call him, man, what do you want?

Speaker 14 (18:09):
That's Wight supposed to talk to every guy day. That's
what a real do. You don't know about that because
you are You ain't no real. All you know about
is trying to holler at some street. You don't know
what it is to put in work like a real
man do, to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything,
the family, the kids, and fixing the yards and fences.

(18:32):
And you don't know nothing about that. All you know
about is being a roach. Wife can't even go to work.
But I'm like you trying to step in and don't
mean no guy, But that's okay. Like I promise you
I won't be there. You're gonna see me, and I
gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this
house is gonna go. It may not be to night,
but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now

(18:53):
and then, you gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you.

Speaker 10 (18:55):
And I what's your saying that means I would come
see you by tomorrow?

Speaker 14 (19:02):
Son?

Speaker 10 (19:02):
You mean you Derek?

Speaker 14 (19:04):
That's your name right, Derek?

Speaker 10 (19:06):
My name, my name is there.

Speaker 14 (19:08):
Yes, you won't always want to people smiley face in
my wife's face. I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I
see it, you can please believe that. Please believe that
talk to about a little friend at lunch and like,
how'll help get my up anyway?

Speaker 10 (19:22):
I got your number how to Rachel phone? But that's
besides the going about bunch from y'all.

Speaker 15 (19:27):
Ain't that cool?

Speaker 10 (19:28):
I don't think.

Speaker 14 (19:29):
I ain't never heard of no deres before the day
and what set you're calling me talking about? You was
at lunch every day with wife.

Speaker 10 (19:34):
And you about dog. Oh, it's a friendly lunch date.
Just what it is.

Speaker 14 (19:40):
I know how you just do friendly.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
I know about all that. You ain't fooling me.

Speaker 14 (19:45):
I know, like you who pray on Mary women all
the time because they like you. But that's like I said,
it's gonna change foe.

Speaker 10 (19:54):
Okay, dog, Here's here's what you don't know. What you
don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing off all
the more than me. Tommy tom What's Tommy Tommy is
always pushing up on her? Tommy the one you need
to be worried about.

Speaker 14 (20:08):
You have Tommy? Who who Tommy?

Speaker 10 (20:11):
Dogdag nephew Tommy man, check this out. This is nephew
Tommy from the Steel Harbin Morning show your wife Rachel
got me the prank phone call you. Oh he believe
y'all did this? Man?

Speaker 14 (20:30):
May I suld have come down to.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Man, Man, I am now.

Speaker 14 (20:38):
You don't I gonna burn that building down?

Speaker 10 (20:40):
You don't even know.

Speaker 14 (20:42):
Hey, I'm right, Tommy. This this is my prediction. Somebody
gonna suck you up for real, y'all.

Speaker 10 (20:48):
You just play you may y'all trip it hey, man,
check it out. You got to tell me this man,
what is the baddest radio show in the lane?

Speaker 14 (20:57):
Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

Speaker 8 (20:58):
Man?

Speaker 10 (20:59):
Of course.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Came and your wife has some peace and quiet at work.
Got oh, you know what is it? Not honestly calling
every daya same time? Just ooh interrupting everything man, and
we get to appetize as first.

Speaker 9 (21:21):
God.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
All right, thank you.

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(22:11):
Sean or Shan, I should say in Tupelo, Chan says,
I have a girlfriend that stays at my house a
lot because she gets in fights with her boyfriend. I
told her that we're going to do a roommate situation,
and she got an attitude.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
If she's here for weeks at a time, is it
unreasonable to charge her?

Speaker 8 (22:29):
Well, you know, we running into that same situation on
this show right here, and so like this is like
right up, eye at it right here.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
You know I would say this, I would say, actually, it's.

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Gonna get into some type of charge. Yes, it's not
gonna it's not going to start right away. See See
it's the mindset of the person that does the favor
that usually changes to earthy.

Speaker 9 (22:57):
Yeah, you could stay here, girl, Come on, Steve, And
then you know.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
One of the people the couple, Hey, gonna gonna do
something and forget that that they're gonna forget that the
guest is there and they're gonna walk and.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Go, whoa, I ain't.

Speaker 8 (23:18):
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you. And then he gonna
go he gonna go back up there and go how
long is she gonna be here? And then you're gonna
start getting questioned, and then you know, he gonna go
in there, and you know, to get his favorite little snack.
It's gonna be gone, Hey, bababy, baby, what I'm to
all to lunch meet? She made a sandwich, all right?

(23:43):
And then now you know and then you get yeah,
and then you get this, and then you get this right, hellong,
you gonna be in now once once he can't get
it in that bathroom and you donate that sandwich.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'm scared him. At night, they're gonna start charging. So yeah,
the charge is coming.

Speaker 12 (24:06):
The charge is coming, Okay, So it's not unreasonable, all right,
thank you for that feel of Moving on to Tranise
in Franklinton uh Trianise says, I'm in my early thirties
and my husband is not ready to have children, so
he got me a puppy. He doesn't help me with
the dog and he doesn't want it to roam freely
in our house. Is this a sign that he won't

(24:28):
help me with our kids either?

Speaker 10 (24:30):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Well, I'm gonna tell you this. The puppy as wonderful
as pets can be. Sometime, that ain't no baby. No,
I'm gonna just tell you that right now. It ain't
even close. I don't know how he done got away

(24:52):
with the sucker mood is long. But you taking that
puppy instead of that baby? Okay, I'm just here to
tell you that ain't the same thing. He got you
the puppy because he not ready to have a child.
But he didn't really want the puppy. But he don't
want the child more than he don't want the puppy.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
He doesn't want animals, pets, children, nothing. He just doesn't
want anything.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
I don't I can't say that he ain't gonna help
with your child. I don't think that that's a sign
that he won't. Maybe he just don't care for pets.
But you all probably should have had this discussion before
you got married. Yeah, because it is totally the responsibility
of the woman to carry the child one thousand percent. Really,

(25:44):
you know you can end that talking about laying your
us talking me, Oh, I can hear the baby kick
or the baby kicking, because even after while we get
tired of that, baby is moving again. Yeah yeah, okay.
You know after we feely kicked ten times, the eleventh time,
thrill is gone.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
We beata.

Speaker 12 (26:02):
Wow, being pregnant, that's one of the best parts of pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well you know, and I mean I can't.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
I'm telling you what you all do having a baby
is just an amazing accomplishment and it seems me like
for me a horrific experience.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
You just do it.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Oh God, but this man in particular, I know, baby,
what you're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
See baby, baby kicking, Get it out take me now.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
You just five months, sir, Calm down.

Speaker 9 (26:48):
Yeah, I can't get gas without going through some things.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Growing in me.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Moving God, and you're gonna love his name, Steve. Moving
on to Flossie and Harlem.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 12 (27:08):
Flossie says, I've been dating a married man for close
to ten years and his wife is ill. I've been
sending food over there to them, and he's appreciative. His
daughter found out and she called and rudely asked me
who I was should I tell her or keep the peace?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
No, keep the peace, keep the peace.

Speaker 9 (27:28):
Just a friend, keep the peace.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
See why you want to know? See listen to me.
Your motive for helping has to remain period clean. Your
motive can't be because now you mad, because you've been
the number two for ten years voluntarily, I may have yea,
So now you want it?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah it's me.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
I'm his mistress. I'm helping your mama. Yeah, that's that's
how you get shot at at That's how you get
shot at at the stovee Okay, So no, this is
not about you. Let's pray for the woman. Yeah, yes,

(28:11):
stay out, you all. That's sending food over there. You
know you could be one of the reasons she's still sick.
What is you putting in the food?

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Answer that one, flossy.

Speaker 9 (28:23):
I watched for rising files. Your ass is now own blast.

Speaker 16 (28:30):
He turned to a suspect.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
You're suspect.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Now you're just a mistress.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
Your ass is now suspect.

Speaker 12 (28:40):
Moving on to Bam in Ohio Bam Rights. I'm married
and my husband's parents live with us in our basement.
I was in the basement doing laundry and I saw
my father in law, taking matters into his own hands.
I tried to look away, but he noticed me. He
keeps making jokes about it, and my husband and I
are uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
How do we move past this?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
All right?

Speaker 8 (29:04):
See bam, it's two people downstairs that's always creating a problem.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
Again. But that's what I was saying before in one
of the early ones.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
The people that own the house gonna come down, and
the guests gonna they're gonna run into him and bump
into him. Now he down there taking matters into his
own hand. I know what you're talking about. And now
he joking about it. I don't know what his ignorant
as to say.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh you saw that?

Speaker 8 (29:32):
Huh, oh, you know, look look through me a little bit,
you know, a little quick with it, and what they
called me, you know, quick drawl, mister.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Steve Harbin Martin show Man.

Speaker 17 (29:51):
Uncle comes from a niece or a nephew. That's when
you say uncle. If it's not your uncle, guess what
it's yours? Ever, my uncle, get your own uncle?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Hold on time.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Why is you so possessed?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Because this is my uncle. I'm the one that was
born with a rich and if you wasn't you just
didn't get one. Okay, but watch this Steve.

Speaker 16 (30:15):
Yeah, he says something.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Steve Morning Show coming up right after.

Speaker 8 (30:23):
I'm gonna just play this for you, short version of it.
This is my reaction listening to Shirley Murdos as we laid.
This is the reason I'm ticked off, because this happened
too many the eighties. I was at a girl's house
all night long, and I don't know why Shirley thought,
will necessary write a damn song about such a bad memory?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
For eight hundred minute calm morning we left the next.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
Help.

Speaker 15 (31:07):
Now we get to back.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
The christ this we've you got to face one simple fat.

Speaker 8 (31:31):
We do.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Someone said they.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
We ain't just slept no nightems I ain't been joys
to just go leave me.

Speaker 15 (31:45):
Over across your oh here, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
We always go to sleep a week days.

Speaker 8 (32:03):
It's still supposed to last night. We're supposed to be
to go on our separate way.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I was snowing. We have We're just supposed to have
a lovely you out of the holy you got some love?

Speaker 10 (32:21):
Just get.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I forgot that you knew I was late snowing. You
can't sleep when I'm snowing like that, legs hanging all.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Jes surprised.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Rice. We had to pay now up in this day,
I can't from my drawers, stay down my shoe in
the kitchen.

Speaker 8 (33:07):
Wow, I don't know whether tied jacket turned inside out.
I'm trying to get you this car. What is you
saying about my wife phones?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I know I had when you that's me. You don't
want to hurt her? What you take diffen to do?
She's gonna understand the day. I'm right, She's unerstand. You
know it's crazy if I'm not.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
Let's shirley you oh your won. I can't stand that
veil right there as we slept deep. What is the
veils not going out for?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Whatever was the veil?

Speaker 18 (33:56):
At one thirty?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
You forgot about cars? Your fucking.

Speaker 10 (34:06):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
He counts up.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
You ain't got to deal with the cost. I know
what got drivers and explain it. That's not it helping.
Like Thomas says, eight hundred miss phone calls, seventy nine texts,
all of.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Them from her. You better be dead.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
I'm driving home trying to think of what I'm in
this bust my mouth on the wheel, I'm thinking classic,
what is the.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
What was the bill? At one thirty.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
Thou sit a bit looking at me talking about that
the sunlight crossed your face.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
It ain't supposed to be no light on me. That
was the wild though jacket was in. I wanted to
find my taking off here in the kitchen. I went home.

Speaker 9 (35:07):
I ain't got no shirt. I just got a town.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I couldn't even find.

Speaker 16 (35:12):
You know, you gotta go home and face your wife.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
You never it up to call.

Speaker 18 (35:19):
You know you ain't got going to do.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
It's over.

Speaker 18 (35:23):
You want to have no draws? Dem old man, you can't.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
University?

Speaker 18 (35:28):
Why is your drawers? See what happened?

Speaker 6 (35:33):
I'm not taking the pants off. If I ain't got
no drawers on? The pants stay on all the whole night?
Are they?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Though? I didn't know?

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Well, how did you misplaced them?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Over there?

Speaker 8 (35:43):
I was toilet at the airportn't make it myself.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I had a little accident in them, so I just
left them in. Because I'm.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
You're lying. It's time to get out of here. Lie,
we lie.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Its Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. Can I tell you
something about me? And God?

Speaker 8 (36:10):
I already know I am one of his favorites. Now
listen to me before you start stumbling all over yourself
one night and why you got to be the favorite?
You can be his too, Yes you can. He had
billions of favorites. If you won't be, he's capable of that.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
You know.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
He ain't like me like you know, like I have
a favorite child, I just do.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
That's all to it. And I ain't got to fixed that.

Speaker 8 (36:33):
I ain't gotta tell that to you, you know, and
they't know who they are too, because when they come
up to me, it just depends on what day it is.
I have a favorite child, but God has a lot
of favorite child and you can get to be one
good thing.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
Ain't the Lord here? Say that took a turn, didn't it?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Welcome to the Steve Halling Marny Show.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, a talking about right now.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
I had a real godly and then just a real
black moment.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
All that this more, Steve, you'll coming up right up to.

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Speaker 4 (37:39):
Time now for would you rather?

Speaker 12 (37:41):
Would you rather wear pajamas to a radio studio your job?
Or would you rather work from home in a suit?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
I'm going to the studio.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
No in pajamas.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Anybody gonna see me. I'm just gonna be suited from
the waist up.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Just from the waist up, I'll get you in trouble.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Don't stand up and draw right.

Speaker 8 (38:09):
There so you the half naked people that was in
our uh stop a letter today? Just on the side
of your house with your pants off.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
It don't really matter to me. I go either.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
To work or I can wear the suit from the house.
I'm comfortable either way. I got a nice half for jam.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Rocking over some coals, slides and stuff.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
All right?

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Would you rather be five inches shorter or have two
left feet?

Speaker 9 (38:45):
Tommy?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
You know what, I'm starting to feel like all these
are written for me.

Speaker 9 (38:52):
I'm sick of this.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
What what they said?

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (38:58):
Five inches shorter? Just five inches? Or would you rather
have two left feet, I'm.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Gonna go with them two left feet. I'm not lord.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
He can not get any shorter. Hey, I just be
walking letting left circles. I don't care whatever.

Speaker 8 (39:22):
Two left feet, Yeah, okay, I'm gonna take two left feet,
and then I just tell people I'm slew.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Footed, walking like a spike lee.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, what about your junior?

Speaker 16 (39:38):
I have the two left feet. I mean I can't
afford to give a bike, all right.

Speaker 12 (39:45):
Would you rather be widely famous and wealthy or an
unknown billionaire?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Unknown b Yeah.

Speaker 12 (40:00):
Here, mister Richard famous, what's your famous and wealthy?

Speaker 4 (40:04):
You're already that? Or an unknown billionaire?

Speaker 8 (40:08):
Yep, you give me that billion You can kiss my
black behind. Good back handed to me.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
What happened to Steve? I don't know he fell off
we he Ah'm doing good?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
No more.

Speaker 9 (40:22):
I saw him in Marjorie in the south of France
on somebody's yacht.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
And that's mine. All right?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
One more if we can sew them.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
At the Watch convention in Geneva's I think some people
took him over there.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
We flew ourself.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
I might be an unknown billionaire, but by the time
you give me this billion y'all don't know me. Trust me,
I'm gonna make myself very well known.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
That's our round of would you rather for today?

Speaker 8 (40:52):
Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harvey. Have
yourself a happy and a safe new year from all
of us here to Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Morning.

Speaker 12 (41:02):
All right, Steve, your man, your boy, is that you're
in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
As you told us earlier, it was twenty one dollar.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Brown and heaving. You're not staying here though.

Speaker 12 (41:17):
Junior and Temmy, all you guys are here for what
you say, what you say you're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
You tell them Jay, what you say you wanna.

Speaker 15 (41:24):
You know, everybody rap running upbout this time. People make
plans or I'm gonna do this. It's gonna be a
new year.

Speaker 18 (41:29):
I'm gonna start off French, but I got it right here.

Speaker 15 (41:32):
What you say you're gonna do and what you're really
gonna do now, you say you're gonna go to the
gym and work out, for what you're gonna do is
join the membership, go one day with your big ass,
and then you're gonna complain the jeans is nasty and
you ain't going back. That's what you don't do.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's what you're really gonna do. What you really don't do?

Speaker 15 (41:51):
You saying you're gonna save some money. This, yeah, that's
what you say you gonna do. I'm saving money. Save
what you doesn't save about five as soon as that
sail come around.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
It's all.

Speaker 18 (42:05):
What you say you're gonna do.

Speaker 15 (42:07):
But what you're really gonna do. You say you're gonna
be nicer to your mother in law. You're gonna call
on the phone trying to be nice. You're gonna figure
about three minutes into this damn conversation it ain't.

Speaker 18 (42:19):
Worth talking to her ass at all.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
That's what you.

Speaker 15 (42:23):
What you say you're gonna do, and what you're gonna do, ladies,
you said it is I'm getting rid of him. He's useless,
he ain't no good, he ain't doing nothing but taking
me down. And I'm gonna be about me this year.
But what you're gonna do is let him hit it
one more time and then you're gonna break it off.

Speaker 10 (42:41):
That's what you don't.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
I wasn't expecting that.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
What you do, that what you're really gonna do.

Speaker 15 (42:57):
You said, I'm gonna stop smoking that stuff smoking no
more because it ain't good for you. But you're gonna
look at that big dash you got her. They said, well,
I got to clean that up. I got to get
rid of all of that.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Yeah, you know he's letting that got away.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Jay, I got one.

Speaker 15 (43:13):
You got one.

Speaker 8 (43:15):
You do, and what you do you make your New
Year's resolution that you ain't gonna cuss no more. You
are headed to your best friend. Hey, man, I ain't
gonna cust no more. He said, Well, your fat ass
should have said you was gonna lose some weight and stay.

Speaker 10 (43:32):
Man, you.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Just fire off right there, man, that's what you're really
gonna do. That's all resolution over with soon as you.

Speaker 18 (43:54):
He said about your weight away, what you do is
kiss my you know what?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Right off back at Yeah, now that's gone.

Speaker 15 (44:06):
Oh you say you're gonna spend more time with your
grandkids because you love him.

Speaker 18 (44:10):
You don't get to see him much. They're gonna come
over there one day.

Speaker 15 (44:13):
You're gonna figure out it's just better to send there,
ask five dollars in a card and call it a damn.

Speaker 18 (44:22):
I don't need him over here, all.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
His ass, but not least you saying I'm gonna read.

Speaker 18 (44:29):
The Bible more. Come on, so to God because I
need him in my life.

Speaker 15 (44:36):
When you're gonna figure out, Joe Lostin come on in
the morning and I got this.

Speaker 18 (44:44):
I got to read a damn that's what my gonna
do and what you're gonna do?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
O Jay?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
How about this?

Speaker 8 (45:01):
Jay?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I ain't eating pork no more. I gave it up
pork every year.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I'm giving it up right after first.

Speaker 11 (45:08):
I ain't gonna have January first, sausage, bacon hands all on.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
The same plate with eggs, grits. You wanna donna give up?

Speaker 16 (45:19):
No pork, that's what you really don't do it?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Last one you decided that you gonna pay.

Speaker 9 (45:27):
Your ties this year.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'm paying all my ties this year.

Speaker 8 (45:32):
Next Sunday, Pastor pull up in a new ride. I'm
not helping him make payments.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
On new cast, Steve.

Speaker 18 (45:38):
That's what I'm not going to start with. Oh hell no,
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
I guts, thank you so much.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
Coming up next, the nephew in the building with the
frank phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the
top of the hour. Right about four minutes after it's
my strawberry letter for today.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Subject.

Speaker 12 (46:03):
He took it out at the dinner table. All right,
we'll get into that. Uh just a little bit.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Everything wrong with that right now? The nephew is here,
wrong with that right there?

Speaker 18 (46:19):
To tell you this table, Let me show you something.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
We eat and then come on.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
The nephew is here with today, Frank phone call, what
do you have? Nepht are you?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Wait? What are you?

Speaker 7 (46:36):
What are you for?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
My mama? He's crying, Mama, my mama tree, about your
mother's tree. Mama tree, my mama tree.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
So mess it with it.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Acting that tree. That's that tree. We played hide and
gonna seek out.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Tibout their thirty five ft five fifty big things about.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
Not here.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
That's my that that my mama that God got down. Hello, man,
I speak to Lord.

Speaker 10 (47:27):
Yeah, this lord terror?

Speaker 14 (47:29):
Who this terror?

Speaker 19 (47:31):
I about ten minutes from the yard, big dog.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
This ain't no tr Look man, it's this Lord to
work for.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Yes, sir, listen, you just came down Clayton Street and
hit me and tow all the limbs off my mama
maple tree that's hanging over the street. And now she
got limbs hanging all in the street. We got to
cut this whole tree down. Because you didnet messed it up,
and you would the one that just drove through here.

Speaker 19 (47:52):
Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I
ain't been in a residential neighborhood today.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
Just came down Clayton Street a couple of hours ago
and then tore all the limbs off my mama tree. Sorry,
my mama up that tree been and I finished twenty
five years and if you just came down the.

Speaker 19 (48:09):
Street and just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't
been down Clayton Roll today.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
How did you get this number?

Speaker 6 (48:14):
By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.
Somebody got to pay for my mama tree.

Speaker 19 (48:19):
Well, Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today.

Speaker 10 (48:20):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Call it call him back down? Hello Lord? Did you
just hang up on me?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on
Clayton Roll today.

Speaker 10 (48:30):
Now you know what?

Speaker 6 (48:31):
Look, I told you you just came down Clayton Road
and just and just tore my mama tree up.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
All lived down. No residential neighborhood today. Man, Quit calling
my phone with that look.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
My grandmama planted that tree.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Now you're planted it moved to my then cut the
branches off.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
The c ofer and them branches is clear enough.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
You're not supposed to be driving them mateen wheel trucks
down this residential area like this here.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Man, I was making delivery. Got if I had to
come down that tree, I would have. But I told
you I ain't came down on Clayton Street today.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
You just said you had to make a delivery. Now
you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
If I hadn't deliver down there, I would have came
down that street. I ain't had to come down there.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I
do know.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No no, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
No, no, I got the right driver. And what I
do know is you then told my mama tree up.
We got to cut this on tree down. And you
know what you gonna pay for this?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Then, I ain't saying for a muddle tree that tree, and.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
K I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama
and both of y'all go out there and playing another
street in.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
We ain't playing no more tree. That tree been in
our family for years. You're gonna mess around and get
your swoop behind this tree.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Bring it on, then bring your dong and bring the
tree which.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
You're gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Well, I tell you what if you that bad? Then
I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street
today I meet don't Clayton Street with the tree.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
You come on over here to Clayton right now, because
I'm right out here in the street on the corner's phone.
You come on outside. My mama sitting up in there
crying behind this street because you done told the limbs
off of it and we got to cut it down
that because you.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Done messed it up.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Go give her napkin this jell a wife. But mind then,
I ain't been down on street.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I know you ain't sitting here talking about my mama.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Now see you tripping now, dog, I ain't tripping dog
you already Look man, I grew up with this tree
in my front yard.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I grew up with this tree. Now you got the
nerve and.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Drive through here and driving too fast, because if.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
You have drove so you wouldn't have been hitting.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
All them limbs like that, y'all being running down here
too fast, dough here.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Man, look here, I told you once. Man, I ain't
been down on Clayton Street. Now, like I told you,
if you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will
all right now. I'm sorry about your mom, Trish, but hell,
there ain't nothing I can do about it, cause I
ain't been down on Clayton Street.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
It's one thing you can do about it. You can
pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Now. You're gonna either give me some money. I'm gonna
get it at you. But you you gonna you coming
over here.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
Matter of fact, you're gonna come over here now that
big truck around and bring your butt on over here
right now.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Well, I might well go on and turn it around
because I ain't paying for no tree. I'm kidding right now.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you
get here, my cousin here and all my uncles is
here sitting up there looking at that. What you have
done in this tree?

Speaker 2 (51:23):
So bring your own Yeah, well, look at here, take
that tree and stuve it up. You out your yo
all right. I ain't be a word with you in
this tree no more because I have told you what.

Speaker 10 (51:35):
Let me aim this tree.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
You come on right now, because you don't know what
this tree mean to me. This tree right here used
to be home based for hide and go seek?

Speaker 10 (51:45):
Are you crying?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
You big?

Speaker 10 (51:47):
You crying too? Man?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Look at your dog. I ain't dog tree dog, look
at wipe your eyes and the hell with you this
tree right there, I'm turning my you just meet me
on Peyton Street.

Speaker 10 (51:57):
All right, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
This tree he used to be first base for kickball?
Do you hit me? Dude?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I done told you one. I ain't tree.

Speaker 10 (52:06):
All right?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
No hel around this dude?

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Your name Lord, but you ain't l L L is
cool Jay, and he wouldn't not he wouldn't not help
come down here?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
And to what my mama tree here? Not that kind
of person. But you you lord?

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
You crying for?

Speaker 6 (52:24):
Man?

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What crying for?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Could you done messed up my mama tree?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
You sound like a herold. I'm crying because my mama
tree broke.

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Let me tell you something. Go round and bring you down.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I believe that in ten minutes to meet your.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Where's that more than me, My uncles is here, my
cousin is here.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
All up, the braid of brunt family. What bring I
tell you what I tell right now? It's gonna be
hot water in this day.

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Don't make me no difference. They call you l l my,
knock you out and that's what you finnah.

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Get al m, Come on with it because I'm here
all right, no running.

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Cool, don't make me listen straight up. I'm gonna tell
you one more thing about this tree, and you listening
to me? I'm listening, bro, Is you listening?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I told you what. I don't give it about that,
but if you want to talk about it, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Let me tell you something. This is nephew Timmy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
You just got pranked by your boy JJ.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
And look, man, what did you just say?

Speaker 6 (53:31):
This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
You just got pranked by your boy.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
You got to be kidding me.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Man, ain't no, ain't no tree messed up and you
ain't been on Clayton Street.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Joe oh Man, You alright? Don't hey?

Speaker 10 (53:59):
Man?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Steve Harvey Morning Show made.

Speaker 18 (54:08):
About to get it.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
You were about to get it.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Come on right here, man, what as you crying for?

Speaker 9 (54:20):
Like tree uncle?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Here my cousin the bready buch huh, I'm by myself.

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Playing another one.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
I don't.

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I'm telling you can do that, damn tree man. I
told her I ain't been down Clayon Street today. Wow.
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Milwaukee, the nephew was coming m l K weekend to
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Pride.

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on the way. I ain't but done comedy in Milwaukee,
but I bet I'm about to do it now. Yeah, EMAILK.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
We can't. We're gonna set this thing.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
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Speaker 12 (55:03):
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Speaker 4 (55:47):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now
for today's Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 12 (55:53):
And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, on sex,
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We could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
Okay, cool, we should do naked radio, all right. Buccle up,
Hold on tight, We got it for you here.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
It is a letter subject. He took it out at
the dinner table.

Speaker 10 (56:21):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (56:22):
Dear Stephen Shirley, my friend hooked me up with a
great guy. And before I met him, we had great
conversation and he seemed to be a cool guy. He
sent me a picture of himself and I sent him
a picture too. He had a beautiful smile, and I
commented that he had perfect teeth.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
He told me that he had false teeth.

Speaker 12 (56:41):
I asked him why he chose false teeth over implant,
and he said that implants were too expensive.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
It was no biggie, so we continued to get to
know each other.

Speaker 12 (56:51):
After two weeks, we went out on our first date
to a very nice restaurant for dinner.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
I was so glad to finally meet him. We ordered
our food and started.

Speaker 12 (57:02):
Eating, and the conversation was so good that I didn't
realize he had taken his entire top row of teeth out.
He saw how I was looking at him, and he said, see,
you can't even tell when I take my teeth out.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I look the same.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Wait, there's more.

Speaker 12 (57:22):
I was at a loss for words. His teeth were
in a container beside his plate, and he was just.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Eating and talking like all.

Speaker 10 (57:30):
Of this was okay.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
I had lost my appetite.

Speaker 12 (57:35):
I know being single can be lonely, but there is
no way I can be seen with this bald mouth man.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Steven Shirley.

Speaker 12 (57:42):
I do not have a problem at all with false teeth,
but you can't just take them out on the first.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Date and not let me know first after the date.

Speaker 12 (57:51):
After the date, I called a friend that set us
up and told her that his teeth were a deal breaker,
oh and his lack of table manners. Said that I
was being bougie and I have to be more open
minded and willing to work with some men to turn
them into the ideal man.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
I beg to differ.

Speaker 12 (58:09):
But maybe I'm being too insensitive. Maybe I'm being insensitive.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
What do you think? Hey, listen, miss bougie. I'm with
you all day.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (58:19):
Manners are important, hygiene is important, and taking your teeth
out at the dinner table it's very unhygienic. It's unacceptable, okay.
I mean, it's one thing to have dentures, but leave
them in your mouth. How about that take them out
at home at night and put them in the container
and then put that container on the nightstand like normal

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people do who have dentures and false teeth. I don't
agree with your friend about you being bougie. It's okay
to like what you like and not like the fact
that he had dentures and took him out at the
dinner table. That's ridiculous, since that I'm an container next
to a plate at a very nice restaurant.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
You're single here, not okay? And you don't have to
settle no matter what your friend says. All right, Steve,
that's it for me.

Speaker 8 (59:08):
Well, very good answer, Shirley. I agree with everything you said,
but let me go at it from this here right here.
Went out on the date with this man you've been talking,
and y'all sent a picture, and you told the man, boy,
you got you got your teeth. Look, you got a
beautiful smile, and you got perfect teeth. Then he, right

(59:29):
off the dribber, told you he had false teeth. I
asked him why he chose false teeth over implants. He
said the implants was too expensive. All right, let's stop
this letter right here. Let's go back over because I
need some things that y'all need to see what I saw. Okay,
he sent you a picture of himself. You said he

(59:49):
had a beautiful smile. I commented that he had perfect teeth.
For no damn reason at all, he told me he
had false teeth. How old is this man?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Here? Were he cool with this? Here? Maybe you got
some perfect teeth.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
These ain't my teeth, These ain't mine, these false teeth.
So already know we're talking about an older couple here.
This ain't no too forty year olds at dinner. So
I asked him why he chose false teeth over implants.
He said the implant was too explicsive. We're talking about

(01:00:31):
a cheap ass man here. Now, there's a lot of
things you can save money on. YO damn teeth ain't
one of them. Spend some money on your damn mouth. Now,
if you want to go to Walmart and get you
them tank tops where when you put it on, the
armhole be down to your belt.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
That's cool.

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
I've often wondered whetting people get them tops from them
is Walmart tanks. So I don't care how big your
AMC is. You can put this tank top on. It's
gonna fit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Yeah, that ain't the Nike tank top. That's the Walmart
tank top.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
That armhold.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
I don't care how what size you are. This tank
top fish. That's where you save money at. You want
to go to the grocery store and you don't want
to buy them manty green beans, I got you buy
you now at green beans. They steal green beans. The
label is white and the brightness black. All this say
is green beans.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
I got that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
You don't save money on your damn teeth. So y'all
got to know each other. And after two weeks you
went out on the first date to the nice restaurant.
You finally met him. You ordered your food, You start eating.
The conversation was so good that I didn't realize he
had taken his entire top rower teeth out. He saw
how you was looking at him. He said, See, you

(01:01:54):
can't even tell when I take my teeth out. I
look to say, Hold up, partner, hold up, let me
correct your We might not.

Speaker 9 (01:02:02):
Have seen when you took him out.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
We didn't see you take him out, but we damn
show sitting here looking at you, trying to figure out
what the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Is your whole rower teeth? You can't take sixteen teeth out?
And don't nobody know it?

Speaker 13 (01:02:16):
What wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
We didn't see you take him out?

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Kay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Dammit?

Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
We look at you now, and now hell you talking about?
You can't even tell? No, I didn't No, I didn't
see you take him out. Pardon them all?

Speaker 12 (01:02:31):
Right, hold that thought, Steve. We'll be back at twenty
three after the hour. Subject of today's letter. He took
him out at the dinner table.

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Speaker 12 (01:03:14):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters subject.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
He took him out at the dinner table.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
This man she'd have met.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
They talking on the phone, They exchange picture. She saw
the man smile and said, wow, you got perfect teeth
right out the blue. No damn reasoning at all, no
need to confess this, he said, these false teeth. Oh
that lets we know he already old, because he didn't
see no problem with it. And then she said, well,
why did you choose false teeth over implants? He said,

(01:03:44):
because day too expensive?

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Okay, he cheat, he cheap.

Speaker 8 (01:03:49):
If you'll cut back money on your damn teeth, lady,
your ass is finn to be weighing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Your first Christmas gift is going to be.

Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
One of them, Walmart, Tank, I can promise you that
because his ass is cheap. So they finally go out
to dinner after two weeks. It went on the first date,
nice restaurant, Glad to finally meet the man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
You ordered your food and you start eating. Conversation was
so good that I didn't realize he had taken his
entire top row of teeth out.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Now he saw how I was looking at him, and
he said, see, you can't even tell when I take
my teeth out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
I looked the same food. Listen to me. She didn't
see you take the teeth out, but you said in.

Speaker 8 (01:04:40):
The letter right here, he saw how I was looking,
cause see after you took him. She didn't see you
take him out, but somewhere in the conversation she was
just staring at your damn mout. And then you see,
you can't even tell when I take my teeth out. No,
we can't tell when you take him out, but we
can tell that they out.

Speaker 12 (01:05:01):
Right.

Speaker 8 (01:05:02):
So now she looking at you and you're talking about
See you can't even tell I took him out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Yeah, we can.

Speaker 8 (01:05:07):
Why when you talking your top lip disappear? Where your
lip at that? And what is you eating without the
top row? What we damn plate helping me question? I
need to know what you are the partner that you

(01:05:29):
can eat without that whole damn top row. Now, what
I want everybody to do is, at one point today,
take your top lip and cover your front teeth with it. Now,
put something up your mouth and keep chewing, but keep
your top lip covering them teeth. You can choke your
ass to death. You finn to be swallowing food? So

(01:05:52):
who this man's digestive track is shot because he ain't
chewing up nothing. He's just swallowing food. Now I take
I look to say. I was at a loss for words.
His teeth was in a container beside his plate, and

(01:06:12):
he was just in eating and talking.

Speaker 9 (01:06:16):
Like everything was okay. I can't talk to you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
And half your damn mouth is in the glass looking
at me, because.

Speaker 8 (01:06:28):
I'm trying to figure out it's just a magic trick,
because Hi, half your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
In a glass looking at me.

Speaker 8 (01:06:37):
My goodness, I don't know if you'd have never been
over somebody house and they had their dentiance in the glass,
but it looked like the teeth is looking at you
cause they are because the teeth don't want to be
in the glass. They want to be in the mouth
because that's why they belong. I know being single can
be lonely, Yes it is, baby, but there's no way
I could be seen with this bald mouth man, Steven Shirley.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I do not have a problem at all with false teeth.
Yes you do, Yes you do.

Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
This whole damn letter is about false teeth, and you
got a problem with them, so it's okay. It's just
you don't like false teeth. You got the right to
like what you like, right. Some men don't like women
with wigs. I don't give damn what you got on
long as you're cute, I could care less. It's men
don't like fake nails.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I like them.

Speaker 9 (01:07:28):
It's men don't like our lashes. Please put them on.

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
I like all that extra blink blink, give me all that.
I do not have a problem with false teeth. But
you can't take them out on the first date. You
can't take them out with me. Ever, No damn first date,
at no point is our answer. At dinner, can you
reach up in your head pull a whole row of
damn teeth out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
There. Ain't got nothing to do with the first date.
You can't eat.

Speaker 8 (01:07:58):
Take your damn teeth out, your heads over.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Set them down on the table. I don't give it, damn.

Speaker 8 (01:08:04):
If you don't put him in glass, you can wrap
them up in your handkerchief and put them in your
top pocket.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I don't want to know that they helped there. Oh man,
I don't give it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
Damn.

Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
If you know how to spin them teeth on your
finger like a basketball, you want to be sitting up
in here and launching your teeth go around in the song.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
But what about her friend, Steve? You gotta speak to her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Hold up, wait a minute.

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
I don't give a damn if you take your teeth
off and set them in the champagne bucket.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
But I can't see it. But when the waiter come
over there to pull another glass.

Speaker 8 (01:08:41):
After the date, I called the friend to set us
up and told that his teeth was a deal breaker.
Oh and his lack of table. Man, she said, I
was being bugey. Ain't nobody bush right? This, ain't bushing
send him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I don't give it down.

Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
How much money I ain't got? You can't pull your
damn teeth out and not see you. I don't care
how fine years sitting over there half and you pull
your teeth out your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
I'm getting up and getting in my cop. Date is over,
damn date is over.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Yes, all right, listen, we gotta go left me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
You're damn right.

Speaker 12 (01:09:10):
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minutes after the hour.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this,
Good morning.

Speaker 12 (01:09:25):
This is Shirley's Strawberry And my New Year's resolutions are
the same as they have been for these last few years.
Just don't make any because I never keep them.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Happy New Year. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
Mom.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
All right, Tommy, what is it now?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
I got a problem and it's you know, it might
it might be minded to y'all, but it's a big
problem to me because I've been going through for the
last month.

Speaker 9 (01:10:20):
But this is Tommy. Yeah, should I come here first
or last?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
You probably?

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
I mean, you ain't never went through that. You don't
go through stuff like this. Okay, this is something I'm
going through. Okay, this this is something I'm going all right.
This is a problem I'm had for the last month.
And it's a simple question. How do you throw away
a trash can?

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I just just listen to him.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Now, ain't nobody helping you with that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
If I put it on the street, they leave it
on the street. Now I done took the trash can?

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
They just leave it now?

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
Now I done took the trash can. I didn't put
it inside a bigger trash can. They take it out
and still leave it there. And I'm asking, how do
you get rid of a trash can? Okay, it's a
big problem. Okay, here's last thing I did.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
All right, I.

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
Wrote trash on the side of the trash can with
a sharpe. I be damn garbage man. Still left it there,
and I'm standing in the driveway trying to figure it out.
How in the hell do I get rid of a
trash can? Now here's what I did. Next, hook the
trash can next door to the neighbor's house and put
it by his trash Do you know I come home

(01:11:34):
that evening my trash is that trash can is in
my driveway, and it's a note on it saying I
don't know how your trash can got next door, but
I brought it over here. Sign GM garbage man, I said,
I'll be dawn. I cannot get rid of the trash can,
so that if anybody can just help me figure out

(01:11:55):
how in the hell do I get rid of a
trash can.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
I don't know how to throw it away out right time?

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Any suggestions, Uncle Steve.

Speaker 8 (01:12:03):
I have a I have a question. Yes, how bad
do you want to get rid of the trash can?
On the scale of one to ten ten I've been
trying for a month. Then I have the perfect solution.
Put some money in it.

Speaker 12 (01:12:21):
They're just gonna take them the money it'll go and
then what, Yeah, they're just gonna take the.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Cash out of there.

Speaker 8 (01:12:29):
What girl, ain't nobody? Ain't nobody finn run the risk
of taking the cash out. They're gonna take that trash can,
put it up in the front seat with them. They're
gonna have that thing on their lap. That's gonna wait
till they get somewhere because they don't want you to
see them taking that money out, because they ain't. You
ain't never seen nobody take no trash out the trash can.

(01:12:51):
That's some value without taking the whole thing. And that's
that right there. Get me some money in the trash can? Well,
you know, I depending on how bad you want it gone.
That's why I asked him, how important to you you
write amount of money in there? Trust and believe it's gone.

(01:13:15):
That trash cad gone.

Speaker 12 (01:13:17):
All right, See how that works for you? Now you're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
it is time once again for comedy. Rule that Anthony
Brown very easy.

Speaker 15 (01:13:33):
Take three subjects. Put him on a wheel, spend the wheel, wedgstop.
We'll make it funny with professionals. Watch us do it.

Speaker 18 (01:13:40):
We do it all the time.

Speaker 12 (01:13:41):
Come on, the subjects new Year's resolutions that you will
not keep all of them. A relative got so drunk
for New Year's Eve. They dot dot dot dot uh
and then the last one romantic lines Kanye can use
to get Kim back.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
None of that's gonna work.

Speaker 18 (01:14:05):
It's spun it, none of it. Nothing's gonna worry.

Speaker 9 (01:14:07):
You're right, spun it, bunnet.

Speaker 18 (01:14:14):
Done it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Let stop, Kanye, Come on.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
It stopped on. A relative got so drunk for New
Year's Eve.

Speaker 15 (01:14:25):
They come on, all right, here we go. Upper earl
got so drunk for New Year's Eve. He pete and
dirty clothes hamper.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Oh wow, well they dirty though they dirty? I mean,
you know they don't get washed anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 11 (01:14:47):
They junior, ain't Barbara, don't make what sweep of tato pies?

Speaker 10 (01:14:51):
No more?

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
They give it the family.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
All right, Temmy, your relative got so drunk for New
Year's Eve.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
They you had sex with? Ain't Thelma? Wow? Who you was?
Toe up?

Speaker 18 (01:15:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Come on, king, A relative got so drunk for New
Year's Eve.

Speaker 8 (01:15:20):
Day Instead of leading everybody in the old lang's eye.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
He led to everybody with the national anthem.

Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
She said, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 15 (01:15:42):
Theay she got in a fight with it in the wheelchair,
and the wheelchair lady whooped her ass.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 11 (01:15:57):
They we looked at the window and saw Uncle Call
under the tree drinking with the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
That's good company, though, that's good company.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
They so on doing the countdown. Just start taking clothes off.

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
Ten nine, ain't bra pannies fox, everything was naked by
we got by the time we got.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
The one, Oh my god, Uncle Herman, all right, Stephen.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
They that he slapped his uncle because he never believed.

Speaker 9 (01:16:39):
He was blind.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Sitting over that line ups all this time.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 15 (01:16:54):
They Uncle earl been down to tie shoe and everybody
so he had on the thumb.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Whoa, whoa, so drunk Uncle Uncle Ernestein.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 11 (01:17:15):
They we watched Uncle Larry drop his ditches in the gin,
chatting with the hell I'd be there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
A relatively got so drunk for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
They number two in the living room. Flow right, God,
I couldn't hold it. I couldn't hold it. I couldn't
hold it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve. Closing
out Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
He told his boss he had feelings for his wife.

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
He was lit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
That that let me I never have seen.

Speaker 10 (01:18:04):
All.

Speaker 12 (01:18:04):
Right, ladies and gentlemen, that is comedy roulette. You're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, apparently single parents
are having a hard time dating and popular dating apps
have failed them. So a brand new app for single
parents launched. It's called Stir, will cater to the specific

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needs of single parents who aren't finding luck on mainstream
dating apps. Studies have shown that single parents naturally gravitate
toward each towards other single parents. I think that's natural
because they didn't have to explain their constraints, and as
they're in the same stage of life, so I think.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
It should be interesting. What do you guys think?

Speaker 12 (01:18:45):
But what if they both have like, you know, seven kids,
like Steve or something, and they're trying to make a
love connection.

Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
What do you guys, think I need to if I'm single,
I need't know how many damn kids you gotten? If
you got five set kids and I don't, I need
to And we fill that out when we when we
type in our information, we need to.

Speaker 18 (01:19:03):
Know that datable.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Is that what you're saying? If she has five?

Speaker 10 (01:19:06):
For me?

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Yeah? Okay for me? Yeah, I'm thinking because I'm six cheering,
Well what well, what if you have five or six kids?

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
You want somebody to date you?

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
But I'm not looking for somebody that got What we
don't need is another five, not as ten.

Speaker 18 (01:19:22):
So would you get someone with children?

Speaker 13 (01:19:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:19:24):
I could ate somebody with children, but it can't be six.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
What's your limit?

Speaker 10 (01:19:29):
Dog?

Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Dog? About about one?

Speaker 18 (01:19:32):
Two?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Okay? Yeah, wasn't it possible?

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
We're not doing this may oh buddy, it's gonna date
you guys.

Speaker 12 (01:19:41):
All right, we'll let more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll play
around it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
Would you rather right after this?

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
Hey, good morning, this is your man, Steve Harvey. Have
yourself a happy and safe New Year from all of
us here to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 12 (01:20:29):
Tne out for would you rather would you rather wear
pajamas to a radio studio your job?

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Or would you rather work from home in a suit?

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
I'm going to the studio. No in pajamaybody gonna see me.
I'm just from the waist up. Just from the waist up.
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
That'll get you in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Don't stand up and drove right tip so you the
half naked people that was in the Strawberry letter today,
just on the side of your house with your pants.
It don't really matter to me.

Speaker 9 (01:21:14):
I go either where to work, I can where the
suit from the house. I'm comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
That's a nice half for then rocking on some coal
ass slides and.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Stuff, all right? Would you rather be five inches shorter
or have two left feet?

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Tommy? You know what, I'm starting to feel like all
these are written for me. I'm sick of this. What
what they said?

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Five inches shorter? Just five inches? Or would you rather
have two left feet?

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
I'm gonna go with them two left feet that I'm
not gonna allood it.

Speaker 18 (01:21:58):
Then he can't get any shorter.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Hey, I just be walking, letting left circles. I don't
care whatever to left feet.

Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
Okay, I'm gonna take what you left feet, and then
I just tell people I'm slew.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Fiddy walking like a spike lee.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Yeah, what about your junior?

Speaker 16 (01:22:29):
I have the two left feet. I mean I can't
afford to give up a bike, all right.

Speaker 12 (01:22:36):
Would you rather be widely famous and wealthy or an
unknown billionaire unknown?

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
B Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Here, mister famous famous and wealthy, you're already that. Or
an unknown billionaire?

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
Yep, you give me that billion. You can kiss on
out black behind hit back soon to me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
What happened to Steve? I don't know he fell off.

Speaker 9 (01:23:11):
He Ah'm doing good no more so. I saw him
in Marjorie in the south of France on somebody's yacht.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
That's mine.

Speaker 10 (01:23:21):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
One more if we can get sort of enough to.

Speaker 8 (01:23:23):
Watch convention in Geneva's. I think some people took him
over there. We flew ourself.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
I might be an unknown billionaire about the time you
give me this billion y'all don't know me, Trust me,
I'm gonna make myself.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Very well known.

Speaker 12 (01:23:41):
That's our round of would you rather for today? We'll
be back with the last break of the day and
some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. While this day went fast. Huh ah man,
it really did and it was a great day.

Speaker 12 (01:24:30):
Yeah, and thank you Lord, and we have our one
and only fearless leader, our captain to take us.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
Home with some closing remarks to get us through the day.

Speaker 8 (01:24:41):
Steve, I think I decided to do something a little
bit different today. I want to give you a bullet
point list of things to consider on your journey. I
want to give you some bullet points to protect yourself
as you're climbing the letter to success. These bullet points

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are things that all of us will can and have experienced,
and they come over and over and over at different
levels in different times. Now, the things I'm about to
share with you are not the only things, and I
don't have them in any particular order. I just wanted

(01:25:27):
to share them with you. These are what I call
dream crushes. I can't tell you how many people I
know who have had wonderful aspirations and dreams and got
started and they allowed these dreams to get crushed.

Speaker 9 (01:25:44):
And I know a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:25:46):
I'm not gonna name all of them, but I am
gonna name some of them, and I want you all
to think about them as I list them, so you
can be on guard for them because they are coming. Oh,
don't you think for one moment that they are not coming.
These are some of the dream crushes that you will encounter.

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The first one I simply call background chatter. Somehow, when
you're on your way, you hear the murmuring in the crowd,
you hear the naysayers.

Speaker 9 (01:26:21):
You just hear this constantly. Here he comes, here she
come again. Oh, hey, how you doing?

Speaker 10 (01:26:28):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:26:29):
Here he come with that old crazy man. Have you
seen what he thought he was gonna be? Anybody y'all
seeing his dream? Boy, it's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
Man?

Speaker 9 (01:26:40):
That's all right.

Speaker 8 (01:26:44):
And you hear stuff like this, I call it background chatter.
It can be very very rough if you get it
on a constant basis. Those are one of the dream crushers.
Be very very careful. Here's another dream dream crusher. Comparisons
to others. See when you building your house, when you're

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building your road, when you're building your building, don't look
across the street at the other house, the other structure,
and the other building. First of all, you don't know
what's under the foundation of what appears to be a
grand building. Now you trying to build your solid on
a great foundation, rock by rock, level by level, But

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you're looking over there and somebody halfway up with a skyride,
and you try to figure out why it's taking you
so long. You don't even know that they done built
that on sand. You don't even know that there's no
flooring behind it, that it ain't nothing but a shell.
Be careful of comparing your building to others, because what
you see across the street might not be the same.
Those are dream crushes. Here's another one, a well timed

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set back. Right when you think things are going along,
all of a sudden, something just pops up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
You know what that is.

Speaker 9 (01:27:58):
It's called life.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
It just serve. It's surfaces for all of us, y'all.

Speaker 9 (01:28:02):
It's just life. It's nothing aimed.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Directly at you. It's not, but it's not resigned and
particularly your situation.

Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
Everybody got them well time setbacks, crushed dreams all the time.
Be ready because there will be some. Here's another one.
I want you to be careful, love watch out for statistics.
Statistics were designed by people who were failing to justify
their failure.

Speaker 9 (01:28:29):
One out of every four hundred, you know, only.

Speaker 8 (01:28:32):
Two in a million, ever, get I wouldn't play that
lotto because the only person to hear is today say
is one in two hundred and eighty five million chances.
Statistics stop so many people because they keep putting yourself
in the one.

Speaker 9 (01:28:47):
You either put yourself in the one, or you put
yourself in the group.

Speaker 8 (01:28:50):
You know, one out of every two thousand comedians make
it on the Johnny Carson Show. That was the stat
I heard way back when I got started. Man only one,
and people started looking at themselves. That's the one thy
nine hundred and ninety nine. Now you know what I did.
I looked at myself as just the one. Net statistics
are dream crushes. Here's another one right here. Social media comments.

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Beware those people don't know you. They really don't. They
know nothing about you. Matter of fact, they only had
one design in mind, and that is to discourage you.
Social Media comments are a big dream crusher. Be careful
of Facebook. Everybody wanted to be your friend, ain't your friend?
Watch out It could be a possible dream crusher. On Facebook.

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You didn't get no likes, you didn't get no comment,
They didn't befriend you, they didn't like your picture, they
didn't tell you about it. Everybody got to notice about
the party. But you dream crushes, be very careful. Here's
another one. Stop talking to small minded people. They are
dangerous dream crushers. If you want to kill a big dream,
tell it to a small minded person. Be very careful. Oh,

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here's another one that's a dream crusher. They're called fair
weather friends. Sometimes they good with you, sometimes they ain't.
They just friendly when it's sunny, but when they get
dark and gloomy outside, you can't find them. They are
potential dream crushers. Get rid of them very quickly. Well
meaning relatives, Oh oh, one of the greatest dream crushes
of all time. Well meaning relatives, be careful, because all

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your relatives really don't mean well. Sorry, they are dream crushes.
At last, but not least yourself. Don't let yourself be
your biggest dream crusher. When things ain't going right, pray
aboud it get it turned around. Those are my closes
remarks Again, beware of the dream crushes.

Speaker 18 (01:30:41):
A right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Profound That was default.

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