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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time? I
don't know y'all all soon all. Don't giving them like
the million buck things in its subs not good? Steve

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hut to Steve, I don't join Jo. You got turn.

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You got to turn to turn them out. Turn. We

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got to turn them out to turn the water the water. Come,
come on your thing, huh I show will oh good
morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig

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me now one it all is Steve Harvey man oh
man got a radio show. Yo. Trying to make it
work too. I'm not trying. I'm I'm getting it. I'm
getting it done to the best of my abilities. Now.
Something funny my father taught me. He said, son, when
you've done all you can do, if you've done your

(02:30):
absolute best and you look up and it didn't get
the job done, take a deep breath and do some more.
That used to bug me, man, when my father used
to tell me. That's the son, when you've done your
absolute best and you think you can't do no more,

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You've done all you can and it still don't get
the job done. Take yourself a deep breath and do
some more, and you know what I found that has
worked every single time, every single time, because what my

(03:11):
father knew was that what you think is your breaking
point or what you think is your all in all,
he says, son, it's just something about it. Man, if
you just gather yourself, you got a little bit more.
Everybody got some more. And you know, I gotta be

(03:35):
honest with you. It has worked. It has helped me greatly.
And you know it. Everybody does have some more. You know.
I tell that to my sons all the time. Dad,
I did my best. Well, I manage you something else?
Could you have done anything else? Could you have studied
a little harder, Could you have shown up a little
bit earlier, could you stayed a little bit later? Yeah,

(04:00):
well then okay, that's what you should have done. Then see,
has always a way. But if you're going to create excuses,
if you're gonna make them up all the time about
why you don't get it done, I have a very
very sad statement for you right now. You're never gonna
get anything done. You're never gonna get to the top.

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Not to the top. You can get halfway up. Now,
you can get a third of the way up. You
can get three quarters of the way up. But if
you don't have that little extra reserve in you, you're
not getting to the top. The top is only reserved
for those that have the wherewithal and the power to desire,

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the drive and the gut wrenching effort to get to
the top. The top is reserved only for the top.
It's just the top. There ain't but one top then
the middle done it ain't it? You know? The top,
the top of the mountain have where. It's a different
view at the top. Things look different from up top.

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So if you want to get to the top of
whatever your profession, your field, your career, whatever it is,
you got to do extra. You have to do more.
More is expected of you. More, but his what's really crazy,
More is required of you. Don't live your life in

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the lackadaisical statement. Don't wake up every day with the
feeling of, well, you know, whatever happens happens, Nah, man,
have us say so in your life you First of all,
let me ask you something. Who has God would named
the person that God has given authority over you named

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the person? But who is the person? Nobody has domain
over you? God didn't create that person. So what you're
sitting here for man, what do you say sitting here
for letting people who do not know direct your path?
Why are you worried about all these people with what
they got to say about you and all these people

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with what they got to think about you? When here's
the news flash, they don't know either. All these people
that you overly concerned about, all these people that you
go into these answers for, they need answers to stop.
What are you doing here? Gather yourself for a minute.

(06:33):
Here is a solution to all of that. You have
one source that will be there for you to the
end of time, and that is your relationship with God.
That is the one thing that's solid and for show.
He's behind the all. He's in your jail cell. He
rides with you in the police car. He's with you

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on your job up at school. He's down there in
the board meetings with you. He goes with you when
you travel on planes. He sits with you when you're
in a relationship. He helps you with your parents and skills.
He helps you. He's there to assist you. He shows
if you do the right things, he show you and
guide you to your next job. When you lose your

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job and you think it's a rap. All, there's some
good behind him. Man, God is always working on your behalf.
To those that believe you, just gotta believe. He won't
ask you for nothing else. Believe in me. That's all
He asks you to do. What you're tripping for. Man,
And then when you make the decision to believe in him,
and it comes out your mouth from time to time

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somewhere what you're worried about, what people say, What you're
worried about, what they think for? Why who are they?
They need God to you? You're telling them you found
something new and you're gonna give this a shot right
here now. They got some yang yin yang and some
yakety yak to say about that when they need God too.
That's what amazes me, man about people sit up in here, man,

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be knocking your dream and stuff. Look, if you're an atheist, man,
do your thing, do your thing. But you can't create
no laws, Well I can't do mine. That don't make
no sense, man, that makes no sense at all to me.
You have the right to go be whatever you want
to be. You know, if you don't, you don't like
the fact that I'm in school, you got my head

(08:19):
biled down, and I'm saying a prayer for I take
this test. Just don't buy your head. Don't you pray?
But if some kids want to get to that's some
crazy mass. That's what happened in our schools. We took
prayer out of schools. Now look at our schools. You
send your child to school and and someone else comes
back home. That's a whole other thing right here. That's

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not what I want to talk to you about. But
I was just throwing it out because you don't. Hey, man,
your relationship with God is essential to your success as
a person. It's essential to your existence. It's essential to
where you're trying to go and what you're trying to be.
Because He made you. Why would you not talk to
the person that made you to find out what he

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created you for. I ain't talking about your parents, who
made your parents. This is God, we created in his image.
Why would you not talk to your maker to see
why you got made? That don't make sense to you.
If you're sitting and gotten yourself in a situation. You're
sitting in the jail cell somewhere, you locked up. You're

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doing some time, man, be a good time. For you
to reflect. But whatever your situation is, man, God can
get you through it. He can give you the strength,
the courage to wherewithal the understanding everything you need, the
wisdom to get you through anything you're going through. You
just got a touch base with him. I need God

(09:45):
every single day of my life. And what He's done
for me man off the chain. But guess what He'll
do the same thing for you. You're listening to morning show,
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(10:55):
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(11:16):
known fact about me, He Hall was one of my
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I want he Hall. I thought it was the best
day of the show ever invented. He holded dog Gone good.
It was pretty good. He Hall and Living Color to

(11:37):
the great shows that were created. Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry,
the legend that is, Nephew Tommy Yeah, and Junior Government
name Kills Spates? Junior? What's on your mind? This? I
can't do this a mad six months now. You know

(12:00):
what they don't tell you when you're getting married up,
how much food you're gonna lose. They don't tell you
that part in the beginning. Every time I get something,
she got to be on the plate. She got to
eat what I eat. She got the hall what I have.
You had the same menu, you saw the same name
I saw. I wanted chicken. You didn't. You wanted to

(12:21):
sell it. Not hear your asses on my plate. I
can't do this for the rest of my life. Not
much weight I'm gonna lose if she keep eating off
the damn plate. You know how much food I'm gonna
lose over the rest of this man. I ain't got
thirty years of losing food no more. I'll tell you
what you need to understand. How much do you want
off the plate? Up? Is this fair? Knight? Up? How
much this ain't Marge read off a Harvard plate? Do

(12:43):
you understand how hard this is been? Time? So every
time I wanted something, if I get a McDonald bagging
in my fry? What what's the whole damn time? Not
thirty years? Is not a lifetime? Or lose it. I'm
gonna lose weight. I got sickle. Say I'm sick. I
can't have I'm the all man prow of every day,

(13:04):
every day in time, all the time. You know what,
I went to the bathroom, k back, half my coat gone.
But what I'm gonna bring half to call? I want out.
I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not all this motivation,
love and marriage. I don't want none of that. Hardy
I want to talk about myself. I can't do it.

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You ain't motivating me no more, but none of this love.
This woman, this woman eating everyday things? Coming up at
thirty two minutes after the hour, it's church complaints with
Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam. Right after this, you're
listening to morning show. All right, it is Monday, so

(13:49):
you know what that means. It is time for church
complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon death jam. Yeah, where's
the argon here now? Now? Yeah, now we're gonna have
to talk about find him. And I don't thank you, Deacon,

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because I don't come out until cic Row goes to work. Yeah,
we're gonna well, I don't know what cic Row was
doing or why he was late with the organ. We're
not gonna have this. We gather hill in the most
pro lficus way. Yeah, we have been pontificating, we have

(14:38):
derived at the moment of education. Come out here. Now.
We are oftentimes perplexed by the density and the level
of continuity. That's right, that overleachs in a population. And

(15:05):
what did you say, over leach That means there's something
coming suit? Yeah, yeah, over there we're leaning towards our
deacon fall, posterial postivity, godless duties complain, letting jump all

(15:29):
right past and now you need to get yourself to
yather for this one. Now they say that your ancestry
results are in and it has definitely surprised the congregation
that you are sixty percent Caucajun, twenty percent African American,

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ten percent Russian, and last you are ten percent abor
regional Australian. So they are the congregation want an explanation.
We thought he was black. Now they're calling you are
called called Russian, called Russia, called Russia. That's what they
called you, called Russian. That's news to me because I'm

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not doing well down at the bank. If there's any
or posenta caucasianness available, I would like to take it
to my next visit to the credit Union when I'm
trying to get a building expansion loan. Yeah. Oh, and

(16:36):
the only part of Russian is me is when I'm
rushing to get in here to work, rushing to get
down there, photo sale go off? Now is the Russian
trying to get to this doctor's appointment. The Australian part
is that where your lips? And Now it was kind
of fun that I know i'my is Aborigines. I know

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I'm here is Africa. I feels no kind jointness to
be in Caucasian when he's six different. That's not true.
I am from Zimbabwe. I have done the research, I've
met the people I've been. Now the whole tribe look

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just like me. Wow, so that's not true. You're gonna
have to redo your DNA results, and don't bring us
nothing else in here like that. We will redo your
task path. We will redo you are no longer a
called Russian air until we're figuring out all right here,

(17:48):
though I can relate to call Russia, definitely can relate
to that last. We got an issue here. Little Jimmy
one Leg got caught coming out of sister Clara's minute
van on Wednesday night by her her husband, brother Curtis.

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I ad you to know they call him Lettle Jimmy
one Leg because he's blessed. Let's just say they just
call him little not Brother Curtis flammed his blessings in
that minute, Van dough five times. It's broken in three sections,
and he wants you to make brother Curtis pay for
the medical bill. Well, oh, I'm not sure that we're

(18:35):
responsible for the medical bill. Uh. All of us can relate.
We've all caught out blessing in the zipple as boys. Yeah,
I know where that threw me into next week. But
a vain dough a minute, Van dough Man, that's pretty right.

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A mighty get it hung up in there one time.
But I'm trying to figure out how or a little
Jimmy stupid and let him shut it three times on
the way because you gotta press that button to come
back slow. You just can't slam minivan. Do you gotta
press that button? Here? Come, oh, oh Lord, here come
get you come find Poll three two. I don't know
why a little one leg was standing there. You get yourself.

(19:25):
Fu the mini van though, two times from wrong with you.
Um here's another situation we got Sister Sierra. It's wanting
to design the outfits for the Praise dancers. There're a
lot to what she wore to the oscar. The sister
Gerte said, we're not gonna have no dancing JESSI bells

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and I trade, but it's you'll find a decision to
make it a past I kind of like that kind
of myself. Deacon we Our, I already vote to ban
the Praise team cause we was trying up the church.
You got a lot of oldweight people doing ballet moves

(20:08):
they've never been able to do before. Ballet should be
restricted to ballet sized people's Yeah all you uh, full
figured women as beautiful as you are, as much as
the Lord love you it is, U should also have

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been the same love shared by the congregation. That's right,
and I don't want to see another big girl spend
and tear all acrosses off the podium. They knocked all
the freeze drive plants down off the offering table. I'm

(20:52):
against this praise dance team. So we're gonna straighten out
these offenses when you're listening. Coming up at the top
of the hour. In entertainment news, the stars of the
Queen's Court Dating show that's Tamar Braxton and Evelyn Lozada
are now both engaged. Will Be Goldberg in shenan apology

(21:12):
for using an offensive word, and Tyra Banks is done
with dancing with the starts. But now it is time
to ask the clo. We'll talk about all of those
stories at the top of the hour. It's time now
for our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey to answer your
love questions. He's here and the building Macy and Tacoma says.
I'm forty years old in a long distance relationship and

(21:36):
he's married. His wife has called me several times and
I told her to talk to her husband. I feel
bad for her and want to open up and give
her all of the information. Would it help or hurt her? More.
How you think is going to help her? She already
no issue. Yeah, she called, you called, she heard? But

(21:58):
what is you talking to? Huffle? And I want you
to understand something? You're not in a relationship, right, what
would that be called, Steve, What would that be called? What?
What would that be called? If you're you know, if
you're seeing someone married that's married. I meanship I know

(22:24):
it is. Y'all want a real honest answer. Yeah, come on,
you're in a relationship. That's a true statement. It is
a relationship, but it's a relationship that doesn't have an
end off for you now unless him and his wife

(22:46):
are divorcing. See you got a call from his wife.
You ain't got a call from him talking about I'm
leaving her. You ain't got a call from him. Hang
on that. We're going through some things. All the air
marriage going through some things. So stop listening to people
they say we're going through something. All marriages is going
through something. If it ain't now, it will be soon.
Everybody go through something. You're not. It's called grow though called,

(23:11):
but you're not. He not gonna call. You're talking about
I be that Friday. Get my room ready. I need
more clause at space, you're not getting that call. So
you you're in a relationship, but you have to think
about what the relationship is for you, and I just
don't see it as a win for you. Good luck though,
all right, good luck, all right, Eliza and Virginia Beach says,

(23:34):
my family is coming for Easter and I plan to
introduce them to my boyfriend, who is black. My mother knows,
but my father doesn't. My boyfriend is ready for action
in case my father is rude. Should I tell my
father before he comes to visit. Yeah, yeah, you need
to tell your daddy. You know your dad, I mean

(23:54):
he ready for action. Well, Eliza, she's already talked about
about her family because the mother knows, but she has
forewarned him about the father. My dad may not be
understanding of this, and Eliza, you know he on point
because he don't slap the taste out of Jerry mouth

(24:17):
if he get out of land. He already. But yeah,
you should warn your father so the mother can start
talking to the father. See, that's the only way to
do it. When I've had some surprising news given to
me about my kid, they always go to Margie with
at first, So margin can kind of talk to me,
because what you don't want is my raw. I don't

(24:40):
hand though. I don't do poker face with dudes. I
just don't. So yeah, I would. If I were you,
I would. I would have your mom talk to your dad,
get him together on the phone or FaceTime or something
and talk to him. Yeah, need to give them heads up, Okay, license,

(25:00):
Amelia got to get your little racist asked daddy ready, Amelia,
and Charlotte says, I'm the breadwinner in my marriage, and
I've scheduled some elective surgery, but my husband is counting
my coins like I'm taking food out of the family's mouth.
I want so badly to tell his broke behind to hush.
And do I have to respect his opinion? That's a question. Well,

(25:24):
it's a marriage, you know, it's a marriage. He's not
making a contribution, so that's kind of hard. She's gonna
buy his booty no matter what. Yes, she finished it
and the red explain some to you, and she want
to buy the booty so she the booty can attract.

(25:47):
She don't care about his opinion, but she had asked
him She's getting the elective surgery because that's what she's
elected to do and then get the elective surgery, the bagger,
the bigger booty, the old boom. She's getting the whole
shot done. She's gonna attract a different man, and this
man will probably be working hello. See because in the

(26:13):
letter she says, I want to tell his broke behind. Yes,
she said to hush, that's what she's standing after. Y'all.
I heard food out of my mouth. I heard that's
what you're going through. That's all I'm going through. You,
j Julian, Julian, don't nobody care that your wife is

(26:34):
on your plate? We all got there. That could be
new news and shocking to you, to us, Yeah, I'm
a wife, I'm serious or whatever. You finish see it
a whole like get ready? Sure? Last one, Steve, last one,
Hope and Shreveport says. My husband and I have six

(26:55):
kids and he wants one more. I'm thirty seven, and
since he can't carry a baby, I told him that
it's a no for me. Our twenty year old son
has a three year old, so I've got my hands fulled.
What kind of man wants a house full of kids?
A man that ain't got to carry exactly? You didn't
gave him six kids. Dog, This ain't this ain't nineteen

(27:19):
eighties TV. Eight is enough? Yeah, a lot of people
moving around right there, y'all got another TV show called
six is plenty? Six is damn near too many? But
you know it's something, y'all. But if you don't want
to carry the baby, you thirty house, she said, she's

(27:40):
the thirty seven. Oh yeah, I'm through. I know. Goodn't
hear one? I'm through. That's a tough job, man. I
commend you ladies, hats all. And she's taking care of
I don't even like trying this extra stomach around. I got,
I know, good hair, where you ain't fit to put
a life That ain't what you feel to do. Yeah,

(28:03):
and she takes care of her grandson or grandchild too.
Now that ain't fair. I got all these kids up here,
just twenty year old. Need to do something. Now you
find yourself flying? Heyy what hell my man? Yeah? Where's
the other grandmother? Yeah? Yeah, but I mean that's her husband.
He can ask her about having kids. That's what I asked.

(28:31):
So he's not wrong in that. No, he ain't wrong
for asking. But at thirty seven, though, come on now, yeah,
and she's already had so many children. She'll want them off.
The woman don't want them on. Dog. This is woman's
roll versus way too. That's why I should be a
woman's decision. It should be a woman's decision, y'all. We

(28:53):
got this thing twisted. It's a woman decision. Man, I
got what he want, but he ain't going to do
the work. All he gonna mean, he gonna make a
small contribution. After that he gonna sits. And if he
couldn't make it through a first tribe mess, I bet
he don't wear a lot even. All right, thank you, Cielo.

(29:18):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this you're listening show. Well,
it's the first day of spring. Happy spring everyone, and
love is in the air. Reality stars Evelyn Lozada and
Tamar Braxton are getting married really okay again, Yes they are.

(29:42):
Evelyn and Tamar star and Will Packers new celebrity dating show.
It's called Queen's Court. The show is hosted by Holly Robinson,
Pete and Rotney Pete and Tamar Braxton, Evelyn Lozada and
singer Nibia are all looking for their King to Love. Okay,
the show just premier on TV. We haven't even seen
it yet, but it's wrapped up filming in real life. Okay.

(30:05):
You know how they do that. They film ahead and
then they Yeah, we got an idea about that. Yeah,
I think you know, I think you know. I think
you know. Well, both Tamar and Evelyn ended the show
engaged women all right. Tamar is engaged to finalists Jeremy
j R. Robinson, and on the season finale of the show,
he told Tamar, oh, I love this. This is so romantic. Quote.

(30:27):
I don't want to be your friend, I want to
be your husband. I'm here forever because I don't see
my life without you, and I love you, Tamar. Tamara
alert that ain't starting yet, and we already got the
end now, No, we know, we know. Well, it was
all over social media, all over social media. Yeah, but see,
women gonna watch this show because they got ye. It's

(30:50):
a lot of women just trying to trying to learn
to how to uh huh. We get to see their journey. Yeah,
how they arrived at Tamar William marry me, and Tamar
said yes. Then Evelyn Lozada also found love and a
fiance on the show, Evalon is engaged to her king Yep,
his name is Yeah. Evelyn walked in a room with

(31:18):
with a bunch of her family and friends to find
a big marry me letters. Uh in roses. All of
this roses were on the ground. Evelyn said, yes, So
we got to say best wishes to Tamar and Evelyn.
So happy for them. Congratulations. Yeah for a brand new show.
Sounds like it's a hit already. What are you talking about, Junior? Yeah,

(31:44):
I said the same thing. I want to be with
you forever and lost twenty pounds. He usually you gained
twenty when you first get married because somebody on my plate.
The whole tame all right, Moving on to other news.
Will Be Goldberg is now apologie for a term she
used on The View which offended people of Romani heritage

(32:05):
last Wednesday. While Whoope was discussing Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels,
she said, the people who still believe that he, meaning Trump,
got you know, jipped somehow in the election. Well. The
word jipped, which is commonly used to mean someone getting
cheated or deceived, is derived from a slur used against
the Romani or the Roma people. Will be issued this

(32:27):
apology in a Twitter video. She said, you know, when
you're a certain age, you use words that you know
from when you're a child, and you remember saying, that's
what I did today, and I shouldn't have done that.
So what she's saying is, you know she heard this
word when she was coming up. The word yep, it's

(32:47):
a very common term. Yeah, I was glad. I never
ever in my entire life until just now that it
was found out the offensive to Romanian people who were
referred to a gypsies. Yeah, I just that was not
what it was for. Yeah, and so you know, she apologized,
which is the right thing to do, but it ought

(33:09):
to be over with. Yeah, you know it's over. It's
all right, you know. Yeah, and we get a book.
Can we get a book of what we can say? No,
I don't even want to know. You're just gonna fire
them off. Yeah, I want to go just week by week.
It don't change. But anyway, you're right, Steve Whoopy did apologize.

(33:33):
She said she should have said cheated, and she's really
really sorry. Finally, Tyra Banks has announced that she will
no longer be the co host of Dancing with the Stars.
Tyra told TMZ that the time has come to move
on to other endeavors, mainly to focus on her businesses
and her entrepreneurship. Tyra has hosted Dancing with the Stars

(33:53):
since twenty twenty. Nowhere yet on her replacement. Well, um,
do you leave jobs? Do you just leave them? Ship? Yeah?
I mean you know, of course she got money or
that's what stars gonna keep going? Yeah it is. And

(34:15):
see the thing about me, Junior, When I leave, you
got to shut the show down. That's different. Give me
an example, doctor Steve Hardmore to show. Yeah, you can
still be a morning show, but it won't be Steve Hardmor.

(34:37):
I got no one for you. Family feel Yeah, you
can still be family few, but you're gonna have to
unplug all these wise in here. But see if you
have a theory about putting your name on things, right,
that's right. So when I leave, you're gonna at least
tell these signs in this set got to go. My

(34:57):
talk show name was Steve I to seven years. You
wanna get rid of it? Cool? You gotta sell all
this stuff if it keep your chairs and none of it.
I push, Steve. You gonna every damn thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
celebrity family few. You have it, Yeah, you have it.

(35:18):
But what you're not gonna have this? What about Judge
Steve j Steve you can have your show just gonna
be called Judge see geudge and what Yeah. See that's
how I do it. Man. Yeah, that's a good thing.

(35:42):
That's a good thing. Mark my sitcom, Steve Harvey Show. Yeah,
you get rid of me if you want to. What
was called when? Nothing? All right? Thank you, Steve. Steve
Harvey Morning coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.

(36:03):
Donald Trump predicts he'll be arrested tomorrow. We'll tell you
why right after this. You're listening to show. Well. On Saturday,
Donald Trump announced on social media that he expects to
be arrested in connection with the investigation into a hush
money scheme involving adult film actress Stormy Daniels and called

(36:24):
on his supporters called on his supporters to protest any
such move. Trump, referring to himself as the quote leading
Republican candidate and former president of the United States, said
he will be arrested on Tuesday of next week. Sources
close to Trump told CNN that Trump believes that an
indictment would help him politically. Any indictment of Trump, a

(36:48):
former president who is running for reelection in twenty twenty four,
would make history and quickly change the political conversation. But
here he goes again, calling for a protest. We know
what happened at the insurrection. He denies that he called
for that, but come on, what are you doing? He
put that all the in Yeah, well, doing it again.

(37:11):
I don't really, I don't know if he's gonna get arrested. High.
I have no faith in this judicial system. Yeah, I
have none in it. Oh, they ain't sent him A
couple of them Q nine people off, but they ain't
really Donald Trump. They scared of him. He's already talking
like he thinks this will help him. If they arrest him,

(37:32):
he can do. I've never seen a population of people
so afraid of someone. Yeah, but then, you know, it's
indicative of what this country is. It's three hundred and
fifty four million people here in this country, right, but
you know we got how many that's a voting age,

(37:53):
and of the voting age, seventy million of them voted
for Trump, almost half the voting more than man, you
got to be crazy. That's crazy, man, Yeah, that's crazy.
So that's how they feel. And if you vote for
Donald Trump, you don't care of his previous policies, you

(38:16):
don't care of the accusations. You don't care. And because
he was president, he gave and he was like that,
he gave them freedom to be who they were. You know,
can I tell you really why he's president. Why he
became president. Yeah, because the average American admires Hill and

(38:37):
would trade places with him in a heartbeat. The billionaire
playboy persona, the the the real estate mogul persona, the
big jet with your name on the side of it,
owning all these golf courses. Man, please the average looking

(39:00):
part of that brot the pay and Stormy daniels on blonds,
all the chicks. Most the average America would trade places
with him in a heartbeat. They want to be him,
all the power he has. That's why they can overlook
everything he tells. Okay, huh, all right, well we'll see,

(39:22):
we'll see what happens tomorrow. We're coming up next. It
is Roscoe. Roscoe Wallace is in the building. We'll talk
to him right after this. Roscoe, you're listening to show,
all right, So Roscoe is here, ladies and gentlemen. You
hear them, it was jab me long well they don't wait,

(39:43):
don't hear you, Josh, come on out, bring him out,
bring them out. Everything, Hey, Roscoe, welcome back again. Everything,
everything we're we're going on. We're going on with Julia Roscoe.
Why he rove? What time? Roscoe? You know? Man? Man? Everything,

(40:05):
I know it, I know it, I know it clear
what's going on today? I know I don't even have
to ask you this while you're here today, because I
know you've heard about you know how we lost a
blue light soul legend last week. Um, you know Bobby

(40:25):
called well, Bobby called well, passed away, broke my heart,
heart brope broke and heartbreak hotail. Yeah yeah, he wanted yeah, definitely,
most definitely. Um, you know he had what you won't do?

(40:46):
There you go do for Look, I tried everything what
you won't you and my word, holy you make me
do for love what I whoop would not do? School?

(41:14):
Did you write that right? Something? Some folk wonder what
did roll with me? I'm in a day from you
love you see, I came back to let you know
who got a thing for you? And I can't live

(41:42):
I said, I can't live. I can't. I can't, you can't,
we can't, can't know about I can't let you know
whoa I've dedicated man, Biby car Will Yeah, Man, I

(42:06):
knew his grandfather. Oh what new ass? Huh new ass
new as well. Really his great grandfather was a philosopher.

(42:29):
He just knew everything. So we staid he named the
grand baby Bobby car Well, we called him a new
ass like he knew as well. Whatever you said you knew,
he knew that as well. Called him new ass for sure. Lord,
he come new ass. Everybody car everything. You know what

(42:59):
you want to do a live? You know it's you.
It's your song out that I wrote for a grandfather,
you know, because I was dating a girl and did
you and you know it's you. He's just going through it,
even white, and so he was struggling. He didn't know
how to you know who what he was going through
because he was white. You know how I put in
the words and I told him, I said, you know,
you tried everything, you know what you won't get up,

(43:21):
you know, and then just in your world is only you,
So why don't you tell her that what you do
for love? I do for love? What you wouldn't you know,
you just won't do it. You what you do for love?
You ain't gonna do nothing? Now this is true for nothing.
Like you know, police officer asked you to stop, You
ain't got to stop. You keep running, but somebody you

(43:42):
in love would tell you stop. You gotta pull over.
You see how you see how I going to say.
You know what I'm saying makes sense? She like, she like,
if Junior asked me to do something, I might not
want to do it, but then my wife asked me
to do something. Hell, I got to do it because
I do for love, but I would not do you
got it? That's about houses cause race not do that

(44:06):
for low right right? I never bought Junior call rings.
You won't do yes, all right, thank you, Roscoe. Coming
up next the prank phone call from the nephew right

(44:27):
after this you're listening to show coming up at four
minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today
and the title is My Peace and Happiness is next door.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a bit, but right now it is time

(44:49):
for the nephew and today's prank phone call, Tommy, what
do you have for us today? What's something we're gonna
We're gonna you know, it's money. I got to be
uh exceedingly you understand, Yeah, exceedingly as yeah, yeah, that
should be exceedingly eglant. Okay, so um this right here now,

(45:15):
don't y'all, don't y'all. Don't y'all fall apart? Uber Hers,
what do you think? Man? What do you want to go? Someone?
Do you not want to go someone? Uber Live? Hey? Hey, hey,
hey look uber Hers. Okay, we're gonna get you there.

(45:35):
All right, we're gonna get you there. Now, let's go
get do Let's get it. Uber Hers Hello, Hello, I'm
trying to read shawan please yeah, it means suck. Hey Sean,
how are you doing this? My name is Brian. Um.
I got you on schedule. Um, you you ordered the
uber for tomorrow morning. I'm I think you're okay? You are?

(45:58):
You are your schedule to go to report? Correct? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay,
all right, And I want to make sure you you
wanted the suv? Yeah, I wanted the suv okay, and
that's ninety two eleven West. Um, what is that home
on lighted two eleven one drive. That's correct, okay, all right,

(46:23):
all right, So I'll be outside tomorrow morning. You were
talking about seven p seven am pick up. Correct, that's it.
I got you got it. Everything's on point, okay, all right,
So listen, I wanted to let you know this man.
You you ordered the sub. I'll be there tomorrow. I'll
be there probably a little bit before seven am. You
know when you guys order uber way in advance, you know,

(46:45):
we try to get there almost like a car service
and make sure we get you where you gotta go.
And I know the traffic is gonna be a little crazy,
so um, you know, I'll be there on time. I'll
be downstairs waiting on you. All right, i'd appreciate it.
Now listen, I'm I'm I'm an SUV. But it's a
kind of a little different. So that's why I kind
of the reason for the call. I wanted to kind
of give your heads up that I am an SUV.

(47:09):
So I just want you to look for the black
hurse that'll be outside Hurts. Yeah, I'll be in a
black Hurse tomorrow morning at seven ms uh okay, okay,
it's an SUV or hrs no, no, it's a hurt.
It's a hurse. Actually, what's happening is is I have

(47:30):
another drop off at the airport as well. You know
there's a I mean, it's it's it won't affect you
at all. There'll there'll be a body in the back,
but that that's it. We're trying to get that to
the airport too. But you know, like I said, a
matter of fact, is body waiting the hell? Yeah? Yeah, man, no,
I ain't start rousing my body. Well there's a I mean,

(47:51):
there'll be a body, but actually it's just causing you less.
You know what I'm saying. So you don't have to man,
Well I'm apost to lay hand. So what you're talking about, Man, dude,
ain't ride with the body? Hang on, man, listen, you
wanted to NUV. I'm not ride with the body. Dude,
you're tripping. Cancel the trip. I'll get another over. I'm

(48:13):
not riding with a body, dude. Okay, if you cancel,
that's gonna cost you fifty dollars. Fifty dollars man, yet,
like I just downloaded the here's the deal. I know
for a fact, when you cancel over just five dollars,
I'm canceling, and that's gonna be five hours. I'm gonna
be no fifty dollars, dude, We're gonna be fifty dollars, sir.
It's a different one. You have, my man, you can

(48:35):
pay me a thousand dollars. I'm not riding with them.
You feel me the understanding. You understand you now. But
do you want to get to the airport or not? Look,
why don't you lay down there to the body and
you drive yourself in there with the flighty like in
the past, to just see I'm not doing it. Tell
me what the problem is. I mean, obviously you're used
to driving around with bodies and that's not my thing.

(48:56):
You know what I'm saying. What's the problem. I mean,
you're gonna be in the front of the hurst. You're
not gonna be in the back. We'll put in the
back with your luggage in the back. I mean, I'll
be fine. Right, you're my man. You're tripping, man, this
is crazy. You're calling wrong with this crazy book. Dude.
I'm not doing a none of that. What part of
that don't you understand? I'm going to get you there
on time, sir, But it's going to be in a hurse.

(49:19):
That's all the difference is. Man, You'll be riding the
hurt when I'm supposed to be laid out in You
understand right now? You got me fed up? What kind
of phone call is this? Well, I mean when you
what's what's the problem. Obviously you're used to rolling with
with dad bodies and hearses and all that. When it over,
start rolling with hearses to pick up regular alvement, because

(49:41):
to get them from place to place. This is some
crazy I want you to think when when did you
think that it would just be cool or as a
regular picking up a body and just driving around in
the street. I don't know, man, I mean, you know,
I got two jobs, you know what I'm saying. I
do you know? And also you know, work for a mortuary.

(50:01):
You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my
vehicle is is certified and approved it so I'm able
to use it as an SUV. So you you calling
is and you gave him ride a lot more and
they don't have no reaction, no reaction to riding around
with them embodying the back. Well, you know, sometimes there's

(50:23):
people asking a little, you know, a little it's a
little different for him. I get it, you know, But
like I said, the only reason why I'm calling you
obviously you don't get that because you're trying to hit
me with a fifty dollars in charge that I'm not
I'm not going for, and you're trying to get me
to ride with him and that body. Dude, I'm not
doing that. So I'll tell you what, Broun. I'm gonna

(50:44):
tell you this right here. I'm gonna get off the
phone tomorrow and seven in the morning, me and Tommy
gonna be here. So be looking forward here. Who's Tommy
the embody? No, No, Me and Tommy gonna be there
tomorrow morning at seven mayhem. You know what I'm saying.
Just be ready for that. Then you're Timmy gonna have
a problem. Okay, okay, all right, tell that to Tommy.
Don't because see Tommy, don't Tommy. Don't take this to Commy,

(51:06):
So tell it to him in the morning. Who's Timmy? Now? Okay,
you don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't what
the it's Tommy? Okay? Do you know Tommy from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you know nephew Tommy? Oh, come,
on man. Hey, oh man, oh man, that's hey, hey man,

(51:35):
I come in and her Man your boy. You got
a boy named Chase that you work with. Chase gave
me your number, told me to get your call. Oh man. Yeah,
I'm gonna put that one in a hers man. Hey man,
you gotta give me one more thing. Man, what is

(51:57):
the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey man, I
pick you up at seth right, be there, so you
got to go somewhere. You're trying to tell me you
ain't gonna get in there. Yes, what's the matter, Well, yeah,

(52:20):
just just it's a vehicle. It's just another vehicle. Just
get just get in. Why do you do this? Man?
Thank you well? Julia, I got news for you. April first,
Me and you. We rolled up in a hearse in Dallas.
In Dallas, all right, April Fools Comedy Jam number six,
baby starting, Monique hosting a boy yours, Julia nephew tom

(52:42):
Me also rocking it out, Rodney Perry in the building,
Dominique in the building, Killed Junior Boys Space, rolling in
with me in a hearse in the building, rolling up
the Texas Trust. We're gonna roll up Texas Trust in
the hers, get out the back. Were bowling, baby, we
bought it stuff. We're gonna open up the back of
the hers. That's what we pull all our stuff out

(53:03):
of all our bags. I'll tell you, I believe he
will do this for real. This is what's strength. I'll
do it. I'll do it. I'm just trying to tell you.
Comedy jam number six, Monique Nephew, Timmy, Rodney, Perry, Dominique
killed Junior boys face me and Junior rolling in thin.
So I don't know what show, Probably at eight o'clock.

(53:25):
We're gonna roll in at six six thirty in the Hers.
We're gonna pop out. When we pop out, we pop
out with the music blaring. Just killing it. Boy, we
not killing it, not killing, not killing, but but jamming.
Take us on sale right now? All right, Nephew, Oh jeez,

(53:49):
thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject my piece
and happiness is next door. We'll get into that right
after this. You're listening Morning show. It is time now
for the Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
or more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM

(54:10):
dot com. By clicking submit Strawberry Letter, we could be
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
going to read this one right here, right now. And
you know what, you never know. It could be yours,
It could be michelapinhold on tight. We got it for you.
Here it is Strawberry letter. Thank you enough you subject
my peace and happiness is next door. Dear Stephen Shirley,

(54:34):
I'm fifty one years old and I've been married nine
years to a miserable man. He owns a bar, and
he's drinking half of his profits and then he comes
home and drink some more. I can't tolerate the mood
swings and the sloppy intimacy with him, so I've been
aborting him for the past few months because I have
found something better. Next door. There's a younger couple that

(54:57):
moved next to us, and they started out being very
bothersome by always calling me to ask a lot of
questions about the neighborhood. As a thank you, they invited
me to dinner one night. We sat around and listened
to music and had some drinks after we ate. They
have a small dog and he was being frisky and
started hunting my leg. So the man next door said

(55:18):
he wished he could do that. His wife said she
would like to see him try it, but it wasn't
in a mean spirited way, so I was confused. He
told me my legs look soft, and he asked me
if he could rub on them. I looked at his
wife and she gave me a thumbs up like it
was fine. So he rubbed them and his hand slipped

(55:40):
up my thigh. His wife got on the other side
of me and said my right leg was feeling left out.
Needless to say, that was a good night. From then on,
we've they've been my escape from everything that is troubling
me in my marriage. I can have one or both
of them whenever I go over for a visit since
my husband works long hours. They are my peace and happiness.

(56:04):
The three of us went to my husband's bar, and
my husband said we looked like a happy threesome. I
think he might be aware of what we're up to,
but he doesn't care since he and I haven't had
sex lately. Do you think he has a side piece too? Well,
it's funny you should ask, because anything is possible, and

(56:24):
he's doing all of that drinking for some reason. Either
he's miserable at home and in the marriage, or he
feels guilty for cheating and he's trying to cover it
up with the drinking. Something's going on, and that's what
you're feeling anyway, right that he had something going on.
But here's the thing. You need to stop acting like

(56:45):
you don't care because of what you got going on.
You care, or you wouldn't have written us. And that's
the problem. You're talking to us about your marital problems
and not him. I mean, is there a time when
he's not drunk or drinking so you guys can have
a conversation. Do you even know if he wants to
still be married to you? Do you guys communicate? Do

(57:06):
you still want to be married to him? I mean,
he's an alcoholic and you're having threesomes with the neighbors.
That's your answer right there. Your nine year marriage is
on life support. It's in major trouble and pretty much over.
You and your husband have grown miles apart for whatever
reason that you left out of the letter. So what

(57:27):
are you and him going to do about it? I mean,
you have some choices here. You can move on and divorce,
just divorce and move on, or you know, try and
fix this. It's not a lot that's fixable in this
marriage because of what both of you guys are doing.
But you know, I mean, I always believe in hope
you can try, but it looks over to me. It

(57:48):
looks over. You guys really need some help, Steve. The
only question in this letter is do you think he
has a side piece? The rest of it is you
don't care, You ain't got no problem you okay, you
there's nothing about trying to save the marriage in this letter,

(58:10):
and you've stated at the subject my piece and happiness
is next door, and then at the end of the
letter does he have a side piece too? That's the
only question here. So let me just address this letter
from what all you seem to care about. You fifty one,
been married nine years to a miserable man. Now you

(58:33):
say he got a bar, he drank up half his
profit and then he come home and he drinks some more.
So your man is an alcoholic that owns a bar. Wow, Wow,
this is you can't win. First of all, if you're
an alcoholic and you're trying to get a you know,

(58:53):
get on the wagon. You gotta stay away from the temptation.
He worked, He owned the bar, he owned the ball.
He round too much of it. He round people that
drink all the time. He can smell it. He got
no and secondly, he ain't went to get no help.
Now Shirley says he's drinking for a reason. Maybe he's

(59:14):
unhappy in his marriage, whatever the case. I know up
close alcoholics alcoholics, once they get hooked on that taste
of alcohol, you can create all the reasons you won't,
but they'll use any reason to drink. Then wancey. It's

(59:35):
an addictive thing. If you keep drinking, it's addictive. If
you're drinking to get high, it's addictive. If you use
drugs to get high, it's addictive. He's addictive to alcohol.
He's an alcoholic now. He got mood swings and sloppy intimates.
And so you'd have been avoiding in the past few months.
And because you'd have found something better next door, because

(59:58):
young couple to move the NB, you should call you,
ask you all these questions, bothering you all the time,
and finally, as a as a thank you, they invite
you to dinner one night, y'all sitting up listening to music,
has some drinks. They got a little dog came over
that start humping your leg. Then the man next doe
said he wished he could do that. Then his wife said,
I shall want to see you try. But it wasn't

(01:00:20):
in a mean spirit the way, so I was confused.
Then he said, your legs look soft and ask me
if I could rub him. I looked at why, she
gave the thumbs up. She rubbed him. She got on
the other side and say the other thought. Look his
hand slid up your leg and touch your thought. She
say the other one looked lonely too, And now to
that his own and cracking. When I come back the
rest of it all right, we'll have part two of

(01:00:41):
Steve's response coming up. I'm talking to a woman who's
listening with somebody hand on her thought twenty three minutes
after the hours, when we'll be back right after this.
You're listening. She's married to what she says, is a
miserable man. He drinks all the time. He owns a bar.

(01:01:02):
He drinks at the bar. He's shrinking up all his profits.
Then he come home and he drinks some more. Your
man is an alcoholic. Then she tired of the mood
swings and the sloppy intimacy he all over the place.
So now you're sick of it and got on your
nerves with it. A young couple moves in next door,

(01:01:26):
calling you all the time, asking you different stuff about neighborhood.
Kind of bothers him, so they as a thank you
for answering all their questions to invite you to dinner.
One night, fifty one year old lady go over to
half dinner. She's sitting up there. After dinner, they listen
to music and drinking. The dog, their little dog, who

(01:01:47):
is probably trained to do this, goes overstar humping on
her leg. The dog is the opening act. They have
got this dog involved. They didn't trained this dog to
hump legs. He get a treat now because the dog
is in on it, he is a conversation starter. Now

(01:02:09):
the dog over, that little dog humping your leg, and
the husband on Q goals, I showed wish I could
do that, and then the wife says, I want to
see you try. But it wasn't in a mean spirited way.
So he asked could he rubbed my leg? Because they
look soft. The wife gave him a thumbs up. He

(01:02:29):
rubbed my leg, his hand go up my thigh. She
jumped on the other side and say, well, the other
one feel lonely. She started rubbing your thigh too. Oh
what a night. I looked at his wife. She gave
the thumbs up. His wife got on the other side, said,
your right leg was feeling left out. Needless to say,

(01:02:51):
needless to say. I love when these letters just go
needless to say, needless to say what needless to say.
That was a good night. From then on, they've been
my escape from everything that is troubling me in my marriage.
I can have one or both of them whenever I

(01:03:12):
go over for a visit, and since my husband worked
long hours, they are my peace and happiness. Okay, now
right here, so far we don't have a problem. The
only problem you was having was your husband was drinking
and sloppy intimacy. You didn't fix that because you didn't.

(01:03:35):
Found this young couple next goord that don't do sloppy intimacy.
Matter of fact, they do full blown active intimacy. One two, three,
What you want, what you need? Come on over to
the house, flip it, Come on my turn your turn tag,
I mean, I'm out. You're in that busy, but you
involved the whole time, so now you ain't had this

(01:03:57):
much action. You're doing her, he on both of them
doing you, him doing how you all you doing? Has
got time to go downstair and get some water. So
since your husband worked long hours, they are your piece
and happiness. See you call you fix your problem. The

(01:04:18):
three of us went to my husband's bar. Oh okay,
your husband said, we look like a happy threesome. Now
guilt and sat in on you. So you said, I
think he might be aware of what we're up to,
but he don't care since he and I havn't asked sex. Lady,
here's the only question. Do you think he has a
side piece too? Lady? What difference do it make? Yeah?

(01:04:44):
You don't want him, You avoid him. Your question and
all this is does he have a side piece too?
What did you write us for? We don't know, and
you and I and we really don't care anything. You
don't care about your husband. You need to try to
get him some help with that drinking, but you ain't

(01:05:06):
try to do that, so your help is next dope.
So now you have found some peace and happiness next
dough and the type of intimacy you won't. And you
can go over there anytime you want to for a visit.
You can have warm both of them, all of them.
So you're just over there getting it. However you won't.
So now where we're at. So now you have rolled
us for what? Because I don't care. I don't care

(01:05:30):
about your marriage, because you don't care about your man
at all. Your peace and happiness is next dope. You
said it, bam bam, thank you, ma'am. Hold where, thank
you sir? Here here I'll come. And then your damn
dog involved in the whole thing. It just don't make

(01:05:52):
no sense. So now you didn't set up in here,
you gotta pull into a threesome by damn puppet. You
easy if all it took was a damn dog. It's
me and everywhere now considering buying small dogs, teaching them
how to hump for treats, hump for treats. Well, shout

(01:06:16):
of new this here, all the dinners and stuff I've
been dying my whole damn back loaning, helping putting kids
through school, all is here up, making car notesing, rent paymenting,
gold platinum, Programs Bronze program All I had to do

(01:06:36):
with by Damn Small Dug Well. I don't know how
you teach a dog how to hump, but hell they'll
do anything for a treat. Roll over, roll over now
hump all right, listen, hit us up an Instagram. You
can always check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Now,

(01:06:59):
coming up next, it is Sports Talk with Junior. Right
after this you're listening, it is time now for Junior
and Sports Talk. Junior, what you got, I'll tell you
what I got. Trumby First off, April First, Me and
the nephew pulling up in a hearse. I found out
today and we're going to Texas Trust Theater. Get on

(01:07:20):
earth Dominique brodney Berry hosted by my favorite play, my
favorite cousin, nephew, Tommy and Monique Man Texas Trust Theater.
Get your tickets man axs dot com. That's where you
get him at Tommy, and we're gonna pull up in
the Tommy told me. Tommy told me up. We're pulling

(01:07:45):
up at the hurts because of the brank. That's what
we're going to do the show with you in a hearse. Okay,
we'll do it all right, man, your brackett it's probably
busted by now. Have you been watching, man, Tommy, you've
been watching? Do your bracket busted? Oh? Man? Duke is out?
That's first, Duke is out. Princeton beat Missouri, and then
Arkansas upset Kansas. Man, I take the league, all of

(01:08:08):
this stuff, man, all this the money we could have
made time if we just we just would have picked them, right,
didn't it's gone, so ain't nobody to pick them? Right?
Ain't nobody pick him? I'll tell you right now, man,
if you wouldn't, you couldn't tell me that Arkansas would
beat Kansas. Man, Kansas they gonna You couldn't have told
Kansas that, so man, so heay, we got some both

(01:08:31):
games coming up. Man. Also, Aaron Rodgers wants to go
to the Jets, dog and have you heard about this?
Have you been following this now a little bit? I
don't give a damn, but go ahead. I don't care
about Aaron Rodgers wanting all that. Man, what you knew
you wasn't gonna play for the package. You don't have
to go no cave for no day dons man, cut

(01:08:56):
your lights, oiute at your house going on something cave
and stuff. Cut your lights out, pull a blanket over
your head. You can figure this out. Quiet in the house.
Ain't nobody moving around. You have to go to no
cave for this information. Oh my god. Okay, man, he

(01:09:20):
does a thing. No word on Lamar Jackson. Man, we
don't know what's gonna happen with Lamar Jackson. I just think, man,
it's not having an agent hurting him. It's Look, man,
I don't want to say this because I love a brother,
but in this case, I think he's leaving a little
money on the table by not having an agent. Because
the quarter packers the highest paid position in all of football,

(01:09:44):
and the five percent you give to the agent could
be worth it in benefits and stuff that you can
get because he don't know them contracts inside out, and
you need somebody that can say some things to the
opposition that you can't say. To move the ball. Quicker
it speaking for him. We're gonna find out what we

(01:10:04):
keep it. Keep it watching on the story. Thank you.
Coming up at the top of the hour, and angry
housewife Steve sent a letter to her neighbors to let
them know that her husband's mistress is on the loose.
We'll talk about it right after this what you're listening
to show. An angry housewife in the very wealthy celebrity

(01:10:27):
stud at Sherwood Country Club in Los Angeles sent a
letter to all of her neighbors and club members warning
them about a quote dangerous mistress that works there amongst
their husbands. The unidentified housewife started a letter with quote,
to my horror, I recently found out my husband had
been romantically involved with one of the tennis club employees.

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She gave the alleged mistress's first name and the first
letter of her last name, then added that she's letting
the community of respectable families and members know about this
home wrecker. She added that she has to see the mistress,
who she called the quote horror of Wimbledon at the
local club, even though, yeah, even though she's trying to

(01:11:11):
avoid her and keep her away from her children. She
ended her letter to homeowners with my husband and I
are working this out privately, but I couldn't remain silent.
So here's a question. Do you think the mistress messed
with more than one husband at the tennis club? First
of all, the woman is lying the wife he's lying

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why we're working on this privately. No you didn't. No
you're not. It's all publicly. Yeah, so that's a lie
that we're trying to work through this. No, no, it's
not private. I don't know if she didn't mess with
anybody else. She just wants to ruin this woman for

(01:11:54):
for sleeping with her husband's it's not no warning. It
might probably ain't no other men. It's her man, but
she trying to drag it. Y'all better be careful. Now,
you the one, Now your husband got sicker you He
was looking upside her head only dragging everybody else into ladies.

(01:12:18):
Y'all better be careful. The other ladies might not have
the issues that your marriage have. The husbands might be
smart enough not to mess around over there yours. What
have you heard? Have you heard of Sherwood Country Club? Hell? Yeah,
so you know it being there? Dog? Is it? Some

(01:12:43):
fine workers in there? All of the major country clubs,
the cart, the beverage cart that goes around gonna have
a couple of little cuties on them. They don't have
old ass women working on the beverage card at high

(01:13:07):
end country clubs. Sorry, now I've been only I only
played golf at high end places. Fortunately I wish I
had a high end golf. Yeah, all the things I
got high in golf is a handicapp And I'm not

(01:13:28):
gonna get better at golf until I got more time
to play it. If I could play four times a week,
I could actually get better. But this this four times
a year and ain't really cutting it. But Steve, you're
you're sounding like you're mad at the wife. Though you're
sounding like you're a little upset with the wife because
she put this letter out. Well, we know what, that's
the core of Wimbledon. Well, you know you you you

(01:13:53):
want as many times as I can. The woman might
have been seeing your husband. If you and your husband
trying to work it out, then y'all going to work
it out. You're putting a woman on blast because you
won't her to hurt too. Let's just be honest about

(01:14:13):
why you rode in and possibly want to cost her
her position. I'm trying to keep my children away from her.
I'm trying yea, all this here. Why is that a problem?
Why if you have a problem with that, that's my question,
Because she said we're trying to work through this private.

(01:14:35):
Once you tell that Lisi. Once you go public, you
open up yourself to public scrutiny. That's why all these people.
If you go, if you're gonna instagram venting your life,
then you open up yourself to everybody's opinion. If you
want to work it out privately, didn't go ahead, but
stay off social media once you go. Once you come
out here, you know who out here? The horror of

(01:14:59):
the hor All right, we'll have more of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening, all right,
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(01:15:21):
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(01:15:41):
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(01:16:48):
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
thirty three minutes after we'll play a round of would
you rather? Right after this, you're listening to show Time
now for a round. I would you rather? Would you
rather use a public toilet or wait three hours until
you get home? M? Three three, five six eight? I wait,

(01:17:11):
you guys are gonna wait? Well that's a shot. I
could wait three hours to sit down. I can't if
I have to year and eight. We got to go
now anyway. But that's sit down. I can get back
to the house. I got three hours. A lock up
on that. As long as I'm sitting down now, I

(01:17:32):
can't get them be moving around too much, shifting. I
sit down, I'll lock up. Ain't no problem. Hey, thanks
for sharing, guys. M. Would you rather play golf on
a pristine golf course or would you rather play roulette
at the casino? Either one? Yeah? Either one of the

(01:18:00):
play golf on the pristine golf course. Yeah, because that's
not that's rare for me. I mean, it's just so
it's just more of a it's you know, look, I'm
not gonna win anyway, so pretty to look at. Yeah,
and then after that, I can't take a shot now
and go to the casino. So you know, Shadow Creak

(01:18:23):
in Vegas is got a caddy, We got everything. Yeah,
would you rather make a mistake? On live TV. Or
would you rather your X comes over for Easter? Go ahead,
go ahead, big don't ladies and gentlemen, Miss universe is

(01:18:49):
calin for rel And just sit there and have everybody
looking at me. The hell it's Calin for real. I'll
be looking right back out. Yeah. I made this mistake before,
But do you think I'm finishing it over here? My

(01:19:09):
ex wife come over here. You got to be out
your damn mind. You know, all them Columbians can get
pissed if they want to whatever. Yeah, I'll do the
same damn thing I did. Yeah, I've done that. Oh
I made some massive public mistakes. Oh all right, man,

(01:19:34):
would you rather role play during sex? Or play a
game of Hide and Go get it? That Hide and
go get it? Just bring back so many men. Oh
that was the greatest part of childhood, that right there. Yeah.
I think I'm gonna because all these costumes. I don't
want to put all this stuff on it. I can't

(01:19:56):
get out. You put a superman up it on, it's
hard to get out. Oh so you've done that before
as an adult. All right, guys, thank you. That's today's
round of would you rather? Coming up next? It is

(01:20:17):
our last break of the day, and we'll close out
the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right
after this. You're listening Morning show. It is time now
for our last break of the day. It's been a
great monday. Mr Yep, funday, I go to the I'm
gonna go to the tennis club. That's what I'm going.

(01:20:37):
I realized today, so you can find a horror of
level idiot? Who right? Did you? Is that a question? Steve?
Are you serious right now? Yeah? Hey, let me put
this out there on This is something real serious. Man. Hey, listen,
anybody in Dallas, Texas, if you can get me and

(01:20:58):
Junior a hirsh roll up to the show? When give
us you know, hit us up on Steve Harvey film
dot com and you know, and if you hold up,
let me imagine what what what time is the show?
By seven thirty eight o'clock? That's your question? Yeah, hurt, No, no,

(01:21:18):
I don't know it stupid. Have you ever rolled up
to one of your shows, Steve and a Hurst? Why
would I do that? Exactly? But you asked what time
the show? Well, that's easy to get a hurt. They
ain't bearing nobody at dog. You can get it hurt you.

(01:21:39):
You've been in a ragged ass lit on on your
way to Yeah yeah lead Ohio. Turned the corner real
fast and it the TV fell out to slot. Me

(01:22:00):
Wan and Boomerang sitting in the car and turned the
corner around the corner. The TV just fell out the
slot you was on the sidewall? Did nobody never watch
fell out? The slot cuts in them? Who's the crazy thing?

(01:22:22):
You ever been picked up? Who picked you up? You
could believe he was getting this car gonna do a jail.
I got in the car with a blonde one time
in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Huh. She picked me up in
a car. She was the publicist for a night shift
with Kevin Ferguson. She picked up all the comedians at
the airport. She picked me up. Man, I got another
white girl car. She took me straight to the Brown

(01:22:44):
Derby for luncheon interview. And while I was there, it
was a black women's convention in town. They was having
their luncheon at the Brown. You walked in the white
I get that we were first, and as black women
started coming in, it was all black women, but they
were sitting and we was in the middle of the

(01:23:05):
Floe Boyd. The women was looking upside my head so crazy,
and I'll say, God, hey dogs, I couldn't hardly shoot well.
Sister was looking up side. This was about eighties seven,
so man and women was eighty nine and women was
looking upside my head. I couldn't take it, no, mo man.
I went to the bathroom. I said, I need a break.

(01:23:27):
I was in the bathroom, man, I was sweating. I
come out the bathroom and the men's bathroom door was
facing the ladies bathroom during this little corridor, and I
saw two sisters come in, and I said, uh, hey, sisters,
how y'all doing. Don't ask us how we doing? You
got something you need to be doing. So they walked
on in the bathroom. So I stayed in the hallway.

(01:23:50):
Oh man, you know you remember this eighty eight, eighty nine,
somewhere like that. They came out the bathroom, says, sisters,
hold on of talk to y'all for a second. What
you want to talk to us for? Ain't you got
somebody to talk to you? I said, my name is
Steve Harvey. That I'd never been on TV nothing, So
I said, my name is Steve Harvey. I said I'm
performing tonight at a Snicker's Comedy ball. I'm doing a

(01:24:14):
TV show. Call Kevin Ferguson's night Shill. I said, I
just got off a plane. I say, the woman that
i'm here having with us the publicist and picked me
up at the airport and bought me here for an interview.
I say, now, y'all been looking upside my head like
this a damn date. I said, this is not a date.
I want y'all to know that, and could you please

(01:24:35):
tell these black women in this room stop looking upside
of my head. I'm gonna give y'all tickets to this show.
I got on the phone and called Kevin Ferguson from
the restaurant. It was a Thursday night. He said, Man,
we give away free tickets. How many you need? I said, man, how?
I went to the said, how many of y'all want
to come to this show? Yeah? Oh, so you're a comedian, hunh?
I said yeah. I said, I got twenty tickets. They said,

(01:24:58):
because boy, were stood with you? I said, I know.
I saw y'all that night. All twenty of them came.
They bought twenty four actually, and they left them in
two them sisters set up there and laughed, had a
good time or fixed it you think, hell yeah, because
they were looking upside my head. I was in the
middle of that room. I ain't never been more uncomfortable.

(01:25:21):
She was blonde, blonde too. I'm talking about God, this
is stuff you learned the hard way. Man. Them system
was like, they was just looking look at his black
ass set. Every time I look at him and nod like,
how y'all doing, they turned their head role ass. I said,
you knew it, man, Well at least you made it right.

(01:25:45):
That's a good thing. I had to do something, man,
because I'm sisters said, you're sitting up in there, and
let me tell you something. I was the only black
dude in that table restaurant. You stood out. See if
you're like, one of these days, it will be a movie.
I want to do a docuseeries. Okay, I want my

(01:26:08):
life to be a docuseeries, probably like a one part,
two part. Maybe I wanted to be a docu series.
That's really something that I've been working on. I've been
putting together some parts to it. Yeah. A news anchor
person called me to do a one hour special with me.

(01:26:30):
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