Finding Levity, Grilling Tips For Memorial Weekend, Junior's Poem For Steve - 05.23.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all at all, So.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Don't give them a bush. Yeah listening to to I

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don't joy?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You know you.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Love turn you gotta turn.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You probably got to turn mouth turn, mount the water.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
The mony up, come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out. You'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come
on dig me now. One and only.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Steve Harvey got a radio show, Man, one more time.
Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, I do, man,
I thank God for it every day. You know, my
message this morning, man, is real clear. It's something that's
been on me to share. And it's amazing. You know,

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God can do some amazing things for you. But what
happens along the way is and I don't know that
I mean to say, but but the fact that God
can do some amazing things for you, that comes adversity
along with it. Every single time. It just goes without saying.

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And I've uh I was having a a faily, I mean, well,
not fairly, but a hugely successful week. I had never
seen this type of hatred before. I hadn't seen it.
And it's it's a great trick that the devil does.
You know, when when God is blessing you and giving

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you some some some great opportunities in your life as
all of you have gone through, and it is isn't
it amazing how some negative thing crops up and that's
what you have to focus on. I found out that
I don't have to, but you wind up focusing on it,
and your energy goes over to that to try to
deal with it, counteract. Wonder why it was happening. You

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got to make phone calls, what was this about? Blah
blah blah blah blah, and and it and it, and
it throws you off the course you are on the
beginning of the week, I was so grateful, I was
so amazed. I was really thanking God for opportunity. But
this brief moment, the enemy slides this little factor in

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that it causes you and it requires your attention. You
have to pay it attention because you don't know what
you're going. Wow, man, let me see what this could
really be. How much dirt is this really that they're
trying to do? And so it requires your attention. But
in that attention, You lose your focus on really all
the blessings and the good thing that God does for you.

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The enemy has an amazing trick that he does that.
And it was in my head. I gotta tell y'all
all week long, man, and I was doing some amazing stuff.
I was having such a blessed week, man, in terms
of press and pr and where God was taking me.
And then when I got back, I was talking with

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my wife, and then I was talking to a good
friend of ours and they shared something that really helped
me out.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
And they said to me, new level, new devil.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
You know it's it's it's something really simple, but new
level new devil. Every time you go to another level,
every time you go a little bit higher, every time
God has a blessing in store for you, every time
He moves you in position, do you understand that the

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enemy's job is to make you not see the blessing,
make you not be grateful for it, lose your focus
and focus on this that I just threw in your way,
this stumbling block, this obstacle, this trickery, And man, I was,
I was, I got it. I just got to tell you, man,
I mean, it was so filled with hatred that I

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had to. I really spend some time addressing it, and
I got publicists on the phone.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
I said, what's what's happening here? Y'all not watching this?
Y'all not?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
What was?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
What was this attack? You knew that you didn't know
these angles?

Speaker 7 (05:59):
What was?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
And you know, Steve Chill, new level, new devil. If
you get a promotion on your job, guess what. Somebody
ain't happy that you got the promotion. So here come
the hay. You don't even really know these people. You
have no idea. Every time you make a decision to

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make your relationship with your spouse better, man, this is it.
You know what I'm gonna start doing. I'm gonna do this, man,
so me and my girl can go on and have this,
or me and my man can go on and have this.
Watch what happened every single time? Here comes the new level,
the new devil, the trick. You don't need to do that.

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What you're doing that for hers? She don't appreciate it.
He ain't gon appreciate it. Look over here, man, look
at that right there.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Ain't he no?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
You know he missed, he ain't call you, and he said,
it's all types of stuff. It just happens all the time.
And I was sitting here talking with this friend, really
good friend, very spiritual person, and they said, you know something, Steve.
You know, I was talking to Jesus and said I
was having this conversation with Christ. And I said, God,
for real, you mean to tell me every time that

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something good happens to me? You mean every time I
try to go to the next level, every time you
put me on the next level.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
You mean to tell me that I got to go
through this right here? Are you for real? And then my.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Friend said, Jesus said to her, they did it to me,
and we just fell out laughing. They did it to me.
They did it to him. They did it to him
for him to go to the next level. And you know,
I was just I was just going over the whole
story about the crucifixion and everything that had to be

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amazing man of all the hate he had, ended, all
the prosecuting he had do it. They thought, ultimately, what
we'll do is we'll nail him on a cross and
crucifying and that'll be the end of him. And we'll
put him in this tune and we'll put this big
stone up there and that'll be the end of him.
But what they did not know was all you was

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doing was setting the tone for the next level, because
eventually the stone got rolled away and he went and
got placed with his father where he was headed to. Anyway,
he ultimately knew that his ultimate goal was to get
to his father.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
So when you when you when you thought.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You were doing what you were doing to him, and
you put him in a tune, and you put the
big stone up in there, and the stone got rolls
got rolled away, and he went eventually to where he
was trying to get to. That story is in place
for all of us to remember that when we are

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going through some things. Could it be because we're going
to a place, you know, It could be just a
place in life. It could be just a different level
in life. That's all it has to be. But there's
going to be the adversarial challenges that come with it,
and those are the moments we must expect, expect and

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take them head on and still not lose your focus
or appreciation for what God has done for you. So
in light of all of that, I'm able to say
today that I thank my heavenly Father, I really do
for all the blessing seeds to bestowed upon me and
all of the haters and all of the liars, and
all of the backstabers and all those people. When you

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get through lyon, when you get through stabbing, when you
get through gossiping and doing what you do, I'm still
going to the next level. I'm still going. You cannot
stop what God has in store for you.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
No one can stop that.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen. Today is today that the Lord has made.
Let us rejoice and be glad in it. It's a
crazy world we live in, but still, all in all,
in spite of everything, I wake up today with the
same gratitude, a little heavy heart, but the same.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Gratitude that I always have.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm grateful that God is still in the hearing business,
the blessing business, the redeeming business, and the forgiving business.
I'm asking him to forgive me for anything that I
might say today that's not Christian like. I will not
be focusing on my Christian side today much at all, anyway,
And so I ask Him to forgive me for my flaws,

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because today I don't feel like it. I'm off the
line today, and I do that from time to time
because I am an imperfect soldier for Christ.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
So today I might not be on the white line.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Like I'm opposed to as a Christian, but that's just
fine with me. I get back on it when I
feel better. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Steve Harvey
Morning Show, Starry Shirley Strawberry, Calor Farral, Mississippi, Monica Junior,
and the Legend of Nephew Tomney. Ladies and gentlemen, let
us begin with some moment of levity.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Junior.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I'm scared to ask you what's on your mind because
you don't even look good on zoom.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
See you right there and got your all folded.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know what it is on.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
Because as a comedian, see this is this is this
is where it get hard.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
How the job go, says a comedian.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
We're supposed to show this the society what it is,
what's funny about what we do in life, and you
just don't feel like that every day. See how today
is like the other day. Don't just don't feel like
we're supposed to be because you're killing people.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Look like me.

Speaker 8 (12:00):
See, I'm supposed to sit up here at stand on
stage and talk about what's wrong and make you laugh
about it.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That ain't how I feel on the job. I don't
feel that way.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
How you do it, how you find out how to
make these moments levity.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well, in the beginning, there are a lot of moments
that just don't have levity to it because we are
affected by this world and these conditions, in these situations,
just like everybody else. Our job is to provide moments
of levity in dark times as a diversion.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
So today, you know, we'll try to do some of that.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Today we try to throw a little diversion, but at
the same time, we got to grapple with how we
feel and some days, you know, the community.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
See here's a part about it. Is we that are.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Stand ups usually is for an hour on this radio show.
We got four hours to produce some highlight moments of laughing.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
The rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
The three of us that are in this business happen
to be African American men, which I prefer to be
called black though I'm a black man.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
I like that much better.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I prefer that because they just keep the American part
so hidden. Sometimes you've been so unavailable to me and
you know, I love to be African American, y'all just
putting me in the constitution, the whole thing. I don't
want to be in pieces of it, just the whole thing.
So today we'll carry on.

Speaker 9 (13:27):
And on.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
I might say something crazy.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
I might not, you might you think try to show.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
All right?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
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is time now to run that prank back with the nephew,
what you got.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
F I got that tell truck driver, got dog? Give
you what.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
S canner man he have blew out the whole electrical
system and a hello, Hello, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm
trying to find Candy. Who is this?

Speaker 10 (14:41):
It's Scanna Man.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
Okay, you are you the guy who went to tew truck.
You're to tell truck drive truck. Okay, And man, you
just started my girls claw three days ago and blew
the old electrical system out. Man, I need hold on,
hold on, let me get back to my truck, he said,
I need What now you do, Joe? People's vehicle was
one when they got a stall vehicle, don't you Wow,

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that's what I do. I jumped vehicles here. Okay, so
you actually did my my girl's car about three days ago. Man,
you jump started her car. But now when you when
you over jumped it, it's what you did. Okay. You
done blew out the whole electrical system in the whole car,
the dad board, everything is just completely out. And they
talking about this gonna be about fifteen hundred dollars to

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get this fee. I'm sorry. Now, my name kennep Man.
But you you my girl Sela man, you jumped started,
you over jumped her car. Well just wait, wait a minute, kenned.
There's no such thing as over jumping a car. You
can't over jump a car, man. Man, let me tell
your cousan, I never told you that. That's just now,
that's just go hey, let me tell you something. Man.
You over jumped my girl's car, okay, and you blew

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out up a car. Well, you mean that's what you did, man,
You done blew out the entire electrical system, The entire
dace board is completely dead. The people at the dealership
saying it's gonna take fifteen hundred dollars to get this
thing backed up.

Speaker 10 (16:00):
And running, Well, you may want to take it, come
on there. So they're trying to rip you off. There's
no such There ain't no such thing as over jumping
a car and blowing. And then she drove off that day,
then she should be fine. I've jumped plenty of cars.
I jump cars all day, loan, people always.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
Need to jump.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
I know what, I've never over jumped the car blown
out of the Look.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
You over jumped this car, okay, and that's the reason
why it's completely shut down. All the fuses are blown out,
everything is completely dead. You over jumped the car, and
now it's just fifteen hundred dollars. And the reason why
I'm calling you is used to be the person paying
for this. No, no, hell no, no, now that sure
ain't gonna happen. I'm not gonna pay for something I

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didn't do.

Speaker 10 (16:44):
You did it?

Speaker 7 (16:45):
You the one over jumped it? Man, You over jumped
the car.

Speaker 10 (16:49):
I don't all jump cars. Now wait a minute, I wait,
just one quit it man. Now, I'm not gonna argue
with you. I jump cars all the time, and you
tell me I overjumped your you urine, you.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
Know what You're gonna get your swoop if I don't
get this fifteen hundred dollars. I'm sorry you said what.
You're gonna get your swoop if I don't get this
fifteen hundred dollars to take care of this whole car,
in the whole electrical system. Well, I tell you what
I'm over here on Martin Luther King right now, man,
you're talking about whooping somebody. You bring tone over here. Now,
I don't forward jump nor I don't. Oh, you know,

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money is your only fen seen hundred dollars. You count
your son, but your own hold you son.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
Let me tell you something you'll be in for a
long day. I will take this tow truck and ram
it straight up your And I'm not playing with you now,
I don't. I well, don't talk to people.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
Like this, and I should have. Hell, don't appreciate it
when someone talks to me like that. Whooping, My you
got it? You know what? You're gonna mess around and
get your little tow truck toled off something. That's what's
gonna win what and you're gonna get your what whoop
in the mix of on this man, let me tell
you something. I need this. Fifteen hundred dollars today are
tomorrow so I can get my girl cost feels I

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don't owe you. Well did I jump this car off at?
Because that's exactly where I'll meet you at. You jump
my girl car off at her job? She was downtown
at her job.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
What street?

Speaker 10 (18:17):
Because I'm down there a lot.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
I don't know what street it is, but see she
worked downtown. See that's a problem. You're such a dumb
she don't even know what treated to And you know
I don't want you fifteen hundred dollars au are crazy?
And he let me get up fifteen hundred. I'm gonna
get this fifteen hundred at you. Now, you're gonna make
a decision on which one you want to do. If
you're gonna brave it the fifteen hundred today or tomorrow,

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I'm gonna have your whooped. You got your five o'clock tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (18:44):
Son, you ain't got away on tomorrow. I made my
city right now, I ain't gonna happen. I ain't ever
gonna happen. I don't owe you, And if you can
get it out of my son, you can have it.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
But I mentioned this much. You met it back it Lutch.
It's gonna be a loan now for you, buddy. I
don't care how long it's gonna be. You're gonna get
a fifteen hundred dollars for me. That's what you're gonna get.
Candy or candy man. You're gonna play. You're gonna play
this fifteen hundred dollars. You call me what you want
to call me, son, But I tell you that after
I whoop, you'll call me something else. You country.

Speaker 10 (19:17):
Listen, Son, I gotta go. I got work to do.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
I've got somebody outside rate waiting on me right now
to look.

Speaker 10 (19:24):
Up the card. I ain't got time to be arguing
with you, son, all right, now, if you really want
to find me, you really want to find Candy Man,
everybody out there knows how to find me.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
You understand me. So if you really want that fifteen
hundred dollars a sudden, you come and get it. But
I ain't got time to be sitting here arguing with you.
All Hey, I got work to do. I gotta get
back out of this truck. I got one more thing
I need to tell you, and I want you to
put this in your mind. Good and strong are you?
I'm gonna listen to you, son, los you ain't gonna
say about me giving you fifteen hundred dollars. I'll tell

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you what I want to tell you. This. This is
Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got pranked by another record driver name you. Don't you
know what your listening is? Because I owe you a

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fifteen dollars.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Little tea spoon this morning for you. That's all the
some some some some too much much much.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
The nephew will be Louis Bull, Kentucky.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
This weekend Friday Saturday Sunday one show Friday to Saturday
two Sunday. The nephew is coming to town. Stupid is
on the way, Ignorance is here Memorial Day weekend, and
you do not.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Want to miss it. Higg As are holes.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Hell that now I'm about to be as stupid as
Oh my god, you're not gonna believe it?

Speaker 7 (20:59):
All right?

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Can congratulations nephew? Coming up, It is the CLO Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey, Ready for your love questions. Right
after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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It is time to ask the Chief Love Officer, the CLO,
Steve Harvey. Marina and Nevada says, I was a bridesmaid
in my friend's wedding and at the reception I was
dancing and how having a ball until my left breast
popped out, all right? Later on, the groom whispered to

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me that my breast looked delicious? Was he joking or
flirting with me at his wedding?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Well, definitely wasn't joking. That definitely was not a joke.
I think he was being factual. I do think he
was being factual. Now, what what else information do you need? What?
What do you say? Would it pop out? What are

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you supposed to say?

Speaker 5 (22:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Mine has never popped out, and if it do, I
would just be honest with you. Hain't much to see.
I've had it out before, out in public, and ain't
nobody bought it up? Nobody look at the nobody never

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said they look, didn't live s.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Research back negative. Nothing to see here? All right?

Speaker 6 (23:16):
All right?

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Is that the right question she should be asking?

Speaker 11 (23:18):
Though?

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Okay, girl, what's girl?

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Stole Jeremy in Austin. Jeremy writes, my boss and I
are drinking buddies, but he's crossed the line with me.
I'm a happily married man and I thought he was too.
But he's got a side chick that comes to hang
out with us. He expects me to act like we're
all just hanging out. But that's not cool. How do

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I tell him that he's foul and I want no
parts of it?

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Why don't you quit hanging out with him? Your boss?
Why don't you quit hanging out with him?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
It ain't your business for starters, But you ain't got
the code sign it.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
But you got to quit hanging out when you when
she when she's.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Up, you go home. Dog. Don't get yourself in that.
But now also know this. You have some very pergnent information.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
So I falled. I'm concerned. I got a job for him.

Speaker 11 (24:15):
Okay, I like how you do?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:20):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
I ain't gonna do your dog, but then you can't
ever do me.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, you will get done, all right. Moving on to
Ayana and Richmond, Ayana says, four years ago, I had
a weight loss surgery before my wedding. My husband is
still overweight and it affects his self esteem.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
He expects me to wear big.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Shirts and sweats to cover up my dream body, and
I'm not going to do that. How can I assure
this man that I will still love his fat behind
no matter what? Ah?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh no, uh, put some pressure on his beat.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
Hell, put some pressure on his again on.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
His big ship.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Well, your stuff, show your shape, deal with it.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Okay, that's it.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Well, I mean what else? Yeah, put some pressure on him.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
She still loves them no matter what, sull.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
I love a lot of fat people.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Really probably not married to them. This is a little different.

Speaker 11 (25:35):
It's her husband, okay, but you know I love State
and still state.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
I love a lot of fat people. There ain't no problem.
If you don't love fat people, something wrong with you.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's right, because somebody got to love your little skate skinny.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
It's a street, it's way street. What did you hurt for?
You know, I'm telling you right now you ain't pity
and quare about that?

Speaker 5 (26:04):
All right? Last one, Steve, We're moving on to Lilia
in Mobile. Lila says, I loaned a friend one of
my evening gowns and she returned it without dry cleaning it.
I unzipped the bag in front of her and then
zipped it back up and gave it back to her.
She told me that she preferred for me to clean

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it with my own dry cleaner. That I trust. My
husband says, he gets her point. Who's right here?

Speaker 6 (26:33):
You know, I mean, look what you what you want?

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
First of all, stop loaning your clothes out, because I
believe you have a problem.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
Why are we in the cl How old are y'all?

Speaker 5 (26:46):
She didn't say ther age.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Okay, well you got a husband, so obviously something's wrong. Yeah,
now now we need to stop this here. Stop loaning
out your clothes. The next thing, clean your dress where
you want it clean? Yeah, she obviously because she bond
and clothes. Now her cleanes ain't gonna do like yours.
She just gonna take it down to the laundry. Is

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washing fold down there where she goes if you want
your dress washing fold, If you want it washing fold,
that's what she do.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
She already know that, so take it to the cleaners,
you like.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Hold out of a pound? Hold out of a pound?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
But still, what is her husband agreeing with her friend for?
That's probably what she's mad about too.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
That is well, you know, because he just tried to
offer the quickest fix.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
If you gotta go back and forth with your friend
about the dress, that ain't gonna be good. Bites your
husband just say, hey, just cleaning way you want to
get it clean, baby, then it be over with. Now
she gonna take it down there, gonna get it shrunk. Now,
you ain't gonna be able to wear it. She don't
get his shrunk because she's gonna take it down into

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the fold and washing. That's terrible.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
So know down there they don't read no label. Everything
going with one.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Watch your dress gonna be there with some sheets and
you ain't gonna understand.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
So the point is her husband was just trying to
fix it to He wasn't trying to that's all. He
agree with the friend.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
That's that's all he was.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
So he's on her teams. Yeah, let that go sorta Uh,
what's the sort of celo?

Speaker 6 (28:25):
He just wanted to be over baby.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Uh, that's all he's arguing.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
He just wanted to be over.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
He want to stop talking about the dress.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
Let's move on.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
That's all it is. Who loan? Y'all? Do y'all loan
dresses and suits? Who do that?

Speaker 12 (28:40):
Yeah, it's a friend in need.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I'm not loaning my suit out. I give you a suit,
but I ain't.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Loaning it out to bring it back. I'll give it
to you.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, I give it to that.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Sure, But there's nothing wrong with loaning.

Speaker 11 (28:57):
No, if you you can loan, loan, Ladies differ yeah, yeah,
when I got burnt though loaning, I believe you, I
believe whatever I'd rather get. Well, just you know, my
friend gave me.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
I lent her a suit. She gave it back to me,
balled up in a bag, balled up seriously in you
like the ball. I was like, thank you, Charley, this
is over all right, Steve. Before we went to break

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you were we were all making confessions. I don't cook enough.
Carlo snapped, Uh, Tommy at the house, Yeah, Tommy, Uh
was naked. Junior doesn't take his sister's calls. And you, sir, said,
you don't like watching your beautiful grandkids.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Beautiful they are.

Speaker 7 (29:54):
And what is that about?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I don't like watching them about have a lot of
time sitting up in here, always gotta tell them, so boy,
get out off of them. Stop pulling her hair. Why
y'all are the papa Rose won't let me? Well, you'll
payby You don't need to should look in here. But
I don't like Pepper Pig on the cartoons looking pigs

(30:19):
up here, pop Pa, let's watch Pepper Pig.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Papa don't like the pea understand?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
POPA like watching Sports Center and seeing in and Netflix
and that's.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
What I'm gonna watch.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Brave Papa.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
I want to drink of that. You can't drink macallach.
And don't ask me.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
If, Marjorie. That's why they be having me watching that, Papa.
We want a bad time start your papa.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Don't know? No, yes you do, you know I don't.
But they don't be a ain't none that kids supposed
to hear?

Speaker 9 (30:55):
Do?

Speaker 6 (30:55):
They lead the kids with you, like like lead the
house and just just you know, they'll.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Go to Nobles or something and they know I don't
want to go there, and they'll watch, okay, watch the kids,
so I don't put them in the movie theater room.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
I got the minch screen all I got.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Cartoons, I mean, little movies, you know, the Incredibles and
all this.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Here they gonna talk and ask questions all damn, yeah,
why are you living in there?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Are you? You're in there with them now?

Speaker 6 (31:23):
It's next to my office, so you know what I
leave in there? And then they're coming here to prop
on Emily Dane who is Emily.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Dog?

Speaker 6 (31:35):
I don't know none of these people right here. I
don't like nothing.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
And then I because I have bought all of them iPads.
Dad we don't want our children raised on iPad. Quit
dropping them off over here. What they need the ipair for?
They need somebody to talk to other than me.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
And see kids, aren't your grandkids vegan or something?

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Aren't there two of them vegan? That's another thing. Come
in here.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
The Carley left BJ Whitney one time. Yeah, well he
came in my office. I was eating some ribs and
I gave him, you know, and he was just over Joe.
His eyes got big. He kept looking at an, eating
a little bit more, then he look at it, then

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eat a little bit more. Carley came in here, Daddy,
what did you give him?

Speaker 6 (32:24):
I said, eating a rib?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
He don't eat meat.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
I said, yes, he does.

Speaker 10 (32:31):
Right now.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
And we don't do that at our house.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
You ain't at your house, coming in here asking the
man Andy sit raise these kids. Watch these kids. I
watched these kids like I won't to how long they
been in the water until they.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Look like prunes. You have all of that while he
let me tell you some No.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I put him in the swimming pool with the little
raf round. Well, they can't they can't climb out of it,
and they can't fall move around. That's it.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
So like if the if the little girls stay over
Rose and l or something, do you have to comb
their hair and stuff?

Speaker 12 (33:13):
Oh no, no, So you just got the babies looking crazy.
If they take a napok, how they look?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
They cute? Day's nighttime, go to bed. But they so smart, man,
They vocabilis extensive. They be talking. They ask you questions, Papa.
So I was leaving one morning to t on where
you going? I said, I'm going to.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Work, Papa. Why you always go to work?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Because y'all always eating groceries, That's why I'm always That's
a good answer too, because y'all the ones be getting
skating rinks for your party and ice skating rinks.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
We had a reindeer in the backyard. Who you think
pay for this?

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Oh my goodness, you're yelling.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
It ain't really that. I bought a black Santa Claus
back here.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
You know, he caught.

Speaker 13 (34:03):
White.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Was way cheaper, y'all because there's more of this, there's
more of them, your black Santa Clauses is then you
gotta get one that really know how to be Santa Claus.
You can't have no fat black dude back then.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Hey, what's up, little cute, you stupid? All this stuff?
Why you always work it because y'all keep eating.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
But they don't understand that. If you have to talk
to them, you know, on their level.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
White Santa Claus is way cheap.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
You can't how much things cost. They don't understand that
they need to learn this year, just the real world.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
They they don't get it.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
They just know that they're too young.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
They're too young for one to learn.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Just have these life less to learn those lessons.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Oh, they ain't too young to own a hundred dollars,
eight hundred dollars. They're not too young to ride in
this Lamborghini cost seat. Who the hell we got costly
design and COSTI All the little grandkids got luxury automobiles

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plugged up in the in the garage.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
They got a little convertible business they.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Drive when they come on.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Ah, that's a durable Steve.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
So they talking about so what on battery?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Ran?

Speaker 6 (35:25):
I know it's battery run out because he ride everything.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
So no one come telling me, paup Paul, my car
don't work where it's or go do something else.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
Boy, pour your lip in and go do something else.
Go in that TP. I spend all that money for
back then.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh my god, they do have a Lamborghini cost seat.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Tell me I ain't making this hard good?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Ain't they got everything? I'm sitting up in here now.
I like watching my that's my confession. Okay, ten minute confession.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
I think we're clear.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
We're clear, fly, I think we're really clear. Steve, I
want to co.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
See you're listening hard Morning show. Well, Stephen, Tommy, you
two are like the grilling experts on the show, the
barbecue experts on the show. So I wanted to know
if you guys had any tips for us hips for grilling.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
For grilling, let me go.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Let me go first, he's been cooking long with him.
Let me go.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
This is what bothers me about people grill.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Okay, quick, putting all that light of fluid on your
charcoal or your.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Lose that just drives me crazy. Do you realize your
meat smells just like that light of fluid? It tastes
like that. Yeah, come on, man, get you some wood.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
They got some natural wood starters that you can put
in there and light those up. And now your wood
or your charcoal, whichever one you using, doesn't taste like
a smell like all this gas light of fluid. You
didn't put on that. That's one of my tips right there,
that's a pet peep man eat.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
So let me just piggyback off that and say to
start your five. They sell, They sell what time he's
talking about as fire starters, wood starters wherever, little white chunks.
They got matched sticks that burn naturally that you can
put on. But they have these things that look like

(37:40):
coffee cans. They look like a big giant coffee mug.
You put your charcoal in it and light it from
the bottom right, and that can get your charcoal started
a little bit more even for you. You don't pour
the charcoal in the basin of your thing. You pour
the charcoal in this like big round pot and had

(38:03):
them like that. Yes it's gotta handle on it. Then
you just pour it in there and they'll burn. Even
this is little stuff you could learn. I have another
tip when it's my turn.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Okay, here's another people that people that are you know, amateurs,
are grilling. They throw their chicken on and then you think,
twenty minutes later, your chicken is done.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Your chicken ain't done.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Okay, it's a sport.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Oh and why are you talking while we talking about cooking.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Why up trying to stay awake?

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Why take so long? Well, learn how to cook.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Be awake.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Yeah, the people come over your house and not leave
so much.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
If you can cook, you have bring something.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
So listen.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
While you're cooking your chicken, keep flipping it and don't
be afraid the slice a piece and see what. Yeah,
if you say a little light red water, you need
to cook a little long. That means it's still some
blood in there. Keep your chicken, keep flipping it, and
keep cooking. That's all I'm asking.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Look, man, grilling ain't no thing where you can leave
your meat for ten minutes and walk off somewhere that
there's some people going in the house for thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You can't do that when you grilling. Grilling is a sport,
it's an activity. You got to move that chicken to
the front, to the back. Go ahead, okay, okay, let's
go back real Yeah, go ahead that one.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
Jay Okay.

Speaker 13 (39:34):
I know nothing about grilling. I think what you guys
are saying is great.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
What sweet?

Speaker 13 (39:39):
If you add a barbecue, please bring good plates. Okay.
If the sign says cheap plates. If it says cheap plates.
Don't bring them okay, it says cheap plates right there,
bring good plates.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
All right right on the ground.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Here's one quick when I give it back on the steak.
When you when you he said your charcoals, are you
eving them out? You know when you get it, when
you get it going. But some of us like to
have a real hot side and then a warm side
while you cook.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
You understand, So you.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
May have more wood or more charcoals on one side
and then on another side.

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Speaker 5 (40:54):
Steve, it's time now for a poem.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Please, ladies and gentlemen. He's here, without further ado, not
hold back anything. Jay Rap is in the building. Jay
Rap Acronil's Junior Raggedy come on, yeah, yeah, thank me,
come on, Jap, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Uh you know you know this uh this poem today
is really for just you and Tommy, really for y'all
because you know you've been talking about me. You don't
want to come to the Memorial Day birthday barbecue? Okay, okay,
all right, well then here it is. Then the title
of this poem is, don't worry about.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Me on Memorial Day. Now, I'm gonna roll with my poetry.

Speaker 8 (41:37):
I just can't quit, especially says Uncle Steven. Tommy, keep talking,
sugar honey, ice tea. This poem was supposed to be
about Memorial Day, but I have a few other things
I need to say.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
You laugh because I'm buying an.

Speaker 8 (41:49):
Old smoky grill, But you can't steal my joy or
my Memorial Day thrills. I'm gonna be barbecuing and I'm
gonna be grilling, and the Space household will be definitely chilling.
It don't matter if I got a fence or not,
neft and unk, because ain't nobody studying all that bull jump,
So don't worry about me or Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
And that's about it. And that's all I have to say,
the end.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
And that's the road.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
That's that's to you and Uncle Steve for Memorial Day.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
Don't worry about me amorrow day because y'all not coming
to the cookout.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
You're not invited. Oh you're not inviting.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
I have to.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I have to. You don't want it.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
You don't want You don't want my twenty five dollar meat.
That's I'm all I'm spending.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
You don't want that.

Speaker 8 (42:34):
You don't want poor chops, something making you only get one.
You ain't getting no sausage, You ain't getting no chicken.
You can get your mind off of that. You're not
getting none of that because we grilling on the old
smoking grill. Now you if you got a pride with
the old smoking don't come over. Just don't come, Just
don't come, he said, don't come. You know I come
to your house and come to your events. You you too, agree,

(42:56):
come to my house and come to and what'll y'all
what you talking about? You ain't got no gate. So
we're just sitting in your backyard, everybody just walking in.
You ain't got a.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Fish in your yard though outside.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
You can't have no famous, no.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
One over your house, y'all, don't come over.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I got god your keep famous people coming over your
house now, were sitting in the backyard. Everybody you're walking up.
You're walking up, so ain't nobody else just walk up
to you?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Not in my yard?

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Well, Steve, in the time we have left, I was
gonna ask if you had a rebuttal.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
This is my short rebuttals. Don't nobody care about your
new poems? And you can stay mad cause we still
ain't going. Matter of fact, that you can't cook and
you can't grill, that don't mean nothing to me. I
don't give it how you feed. Now you have set

(43:53):
up there, and you'd have set up there and bought
that ragged old smoky like we're supposed to come over
there and eat.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Off that raged oki dope.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Thirty four minutes after you're rather quit threatening me.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
What happened to be back y'all with nosis and everybody.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Be able to see.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
You.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Steve Harbin Martin show.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Man, let's call it left a message about her baby. Listen,
let's listen. Are you good, hey, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 14 (44:24):
My name is Mark Sna. I have a two year
old who can fully recite his ABC's and he can
count to ten. I don't know if that's impressive to you,
but it's very impressive to me, and almost everybody we
run into everyone doesn't think that he's too Everyone thinks.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
He's like four or five.

Speaker 14 (44:44):
So I'm impressed with him, and I'm gonna keep working
at it and hopefully we can count twenty by the
time we get back at it.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Thank you, Well, that's no, yes, I'm happy. I'm real
happy that you impressed with your baby and everything. I
don't know your baby, but don't call here, do I'm
monna telling us that your baby can count to ten.
Everybody baby will count to ten? What is it gonna
do for us?

Speaker 6 (45:09):
I stop calling here bragging a bout y'all's babies.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Up right up to.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Coming up in about four minutes. It's my strawberry letter
for today and the subject is the men in my
fiance's family. We'll get into that in just a little bit,
because right now it is time for the nephew and
today's prank phone call. What you got for his nept
what's on the menu?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
I don't know if we want an appetize the entree
or dessert type of prank, you know, appetize, that's just
that's just that's that's.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Just a warmer prank. You know, it just gets you there.
And what an entree is fulfilling? And then what a
dessert is also satisfying?

Speaker 6 (45:54):
So what call it?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
What kind you want today? You want to appetize? The entree?
Are dessert or signed? I know what?

Speaker 7 (46:02):
You know?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
What do you want me?

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Pick a prank that Dave Chapelle would be proud of?
Is that an appetizers?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (46:12):
You want to go for the gusto you wanted? You
won't wanted the specials on? That ain't on the meet
you You won't say special Yeah yeah, okay, well that
would be.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Surprises.

Speaker 13 (46:28):
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (46:28):
That's my granddaddy.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Noises.

Speaker 10 (46:35):
I love them.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
My daddy's boat. I daddy's boat, all right now? That
right there, that's that's that's David Chappelle. Wordy, right there,
my daddy's boat.

Speaker 12 (46:49):
That dog.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
If you would.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Hello, I'm trying to reach you, mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson,
how are you today?

Speaker 9 (47:01):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
My name is Williams.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Oh well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints or
about some things on your property.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
There.

Speaker 9 (47:12):
Who are you with?

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Uh, actually I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach
out and give you a call today.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Oh well, how you doing pretty good?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to
discuss with you here that seemed to be, uh, a
problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been
brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you
have a few things on your property that are are
not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property.

Speaker 14 (47:41):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
You have two cars supposedly in your driveway there that
are not being used, been sitting there for quite some time.

Speaker 9 (47:46):
But yeah, what one of them I'm currently working on.
I'm almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on
get waiting get a little extra money to get it
take care of. The other car is just functioned and
I just don't drive. But I have more than one car.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Now, you you also have a a a camper that
seems to be has been there for at least eight
months now, that's that's sitting there?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Is that correct as well?

Speaker 7 (48:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (48:10):
Yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that, but
it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe around
about six seven.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records
and stuff. It seems like there was a complaint before
about the you know, keeping the yard uh pretty cut
and all of that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
And I'm just looking at past complaints that I have here.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Now the biggest one that I have that that's concerning
your property, sir, is uh supposedly in your backyard.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Now there's a you have an old boat that's in
your backyard.

Speaker 9 (48:46):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Well, well, I mean it's it's it's kind of a
sore eye for the people. I think.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,
and you guys have a chain link fence between the
two of you all, and I think the boat must
be just a sore eye for the family that's behind
you all.

Speaker 9 (49:06):
Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of
that boat, So I got to cover all of everybody
else got a boat. I don't see.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
What's the problem is.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Well, okay, here's here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's
gonna take place is this. Now we're gonna give you
a fourteen day extension day fourteen days actually to move
the car that is not functioning, the camper as well,
and definitely the boat.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
We need.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
We're gonna need those three items. We'll get.

Speaker 9 (49:37):
I ain't got no where to move the boat. I
just told you I was working on so well for storage.
You know how a storage cost. Now the boat, now, Kevin,
I'll get that take care of.

Speaker 10 (49:45):
But the boat. The boat, the boat my.

Speaker 9 (49:47):
Daddy gave me, and my daddy gave me that. That's
that's the only thing my daddy gave me before he died.
Now now I'm not moving that boat nowhere. The boat
won't just fine. If I take you down into the water,
it works.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Sir, And I understand the whole hearted. You know, I'm
basically I'm just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have
to get the non functioning car that's not working properly.
I'm gonna have to get that out within a two
week notice, as well as the camper and definitely the boat.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Now I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.

Speaker 9 (50:16):
I'll tell you what. I ain't moving the thing. I'll
tell you now well what you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
Do, sir.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
You gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna have somebody
come over and haul all of these things away.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen reasons why
you won't come over and touch that boat, and I
got two more, two time thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen,
and then I got another twenty six handed over to that.
Why you won't bring man for me to touch my
daddy boat because my daddy gave a nigga boat.

Speaker 11 (50:43):
I'll be you.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
You know I'm tired of you with me. It's a
cross street. Ain't We're more reported because it was?

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Sir.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I'm not at liberty to give you the neck. Who's reported?

Speaker 7 (50:53):
Come my b so you have a liberal to give
me something? Because I know step down the street that
this boat you know eight bucks?

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You subject the men in my fiance's. Family Dear Stephen.
Shirley i'm engaged to a man that is eleven years my.
Junior i'm forty two years, old and he jokes that
his father is only six years older THAN i. Am
it's odd THAT i was attracted to him BECAUSE i
met him with his dad and his dad was laying
it on. THICK i was drawn to my fiance because

(55:33):
he was cool and laid. BACK i am very close
to my fiance's, mother and she has two sons by her.
Husband when we're all, together my fiance and his two younger,
brothers we're a, big happy. Family when his dad joins
into the mixed drama. Occurs he and my fiance's mother
have been at odds for years because he didn't want

(55:56):
to be with, her simple as that they had my
fiance when they were in high school and broke up
when my fiance was ten years. Old, hey stuff, happens
but now he wants that old thing back and she's
not having. It my background is in, counseling SO i
try to mediate their, arguments but they get pretty. Bad

(56:18):
over the, weekend we all got together for my future
mother in law sons, graduation AND i don't know why
my fiance's dad.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Showed, up but he.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Did her husband stepped to him and, said it's not his,
son and he, appreciates appreciated the graduation, gift but he
isn't part of the family and should stop popping. Up
they have words and it got, loud and my fiance's
dad told the husband that he was going to get
his girl back no matter. WHAT i recorded the altercation

(56:52):
on my phone BECAUSE i was recording the. GRADUATION i
gave the video to my future mother in law and
she used the video to get a restraining order on
my fiance's, father saying he's a. Threat my fiance and
his dad are furious with. ME i did not intend
for this to. Happen ALL i did was share the.

(57:12):
Video how is this my fault and how DO i fix? It, Wow,
well it isn't your. FAULT i agree with you and
don't take the blame for. This this is his dad's.

Speaker 13 (57:26):
Fault.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Period you did nothing, Wrong like you, said you were
already filming the. Graduation who knew your fiance's dad was
coming and was gonna act a fool and something was
gonna jump off like. This it would have been on tape.
Anyway and NOW i am concerned because his dad has
a nerve to be mad at you for his bad.
Behavior he wasn't invited to the, graduation and you said

(57:50):
every time he comes around the, family it's a. Problem
some drama. Occurs not only that he's disrespecting the husband
in his face by saying he's trying to get a girl.
Back it's not his. Girl remember he didn't want, her
according to, you so she moved on and got. Married
and now he can't handle. IT i know he's mad
that his son got you over, him and he missed

(58:12):
out on you, Too so his, son your, fiance is
in an awkward. Position. Now he probably feels, torn feels
guilty for being with, you knowing his dad was trying
so hard to get, you and his dad has guilted
him into being on his. Side this is a. Mess
both the son and his father are mad at. You
the son is your. Fiance what do you? DO i

(58:34):
don't really. Know try to talk to your fiance or
something like. THAT i don't know if it's going to,
help because it seems right now that his loyalty is
to his. Dad maybe he'll get over it when it
simmers down a little, bit BUT i don't, know because
this really really is a. Mess, Steve, well you, KNOW i.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
See a lot of problems in this, letter and read this.
Letter i'm gonna point out to you WHAT i think
are the real. Problems, okay this woman, Says i'm engaged
to a man that's eleven years my.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
Junior he's forty. Two that makes her fifty.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Three now she's forty.

Speaker 6 (59:19):
Two she's forty. Two so this dude is what thirty, one.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Thirty, one thirty, one and the ninety.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Is forty eight and her, daddy the daddy is forty. Eight,
okay now here's the. Problem you're engaged to this man
that's eleven years your, junior and you're at forty, two
and his father's six years old than, nine which makes
him forty. Eight it's, odd here's the. Letter it's odd

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THAT i was attracted to. Him BECAUSE i met him
with his, dad and his dad was laying it on.
Thick here's your.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
Problem here's one of the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Problems did daddy was laying it on thick when he met?
You you were attracted to the?

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Boy see, Nine now we got the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Problem then you SAID i was drawn to my fiance
because he was cool and laid. Back i'm very close
to my fiance's. Mother see this story just takes a big. Jump,
now she's very close to the fiances, mother and she's
got two sons by her. Husband when we all, together
my fiance and his two younger, brothers we're a, big happy.

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
Family when the dad joins into the mixed drama.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Occurs he and my fiance's mother have been at odds
for years because he didn't want to be with.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Her as simple as.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
That they had my fiance when they were in high
school and broke, up and when my fiance was ten years,
old broke up when my fiance was. Teens you, so,
hey stuff. Happens but now he wants that old thing
back and he's not having.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
It here's your.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Problem my background is in, counselors SO i try to
mediate their, arguments but they get pretty.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Bad over the. Weekend that go your other problem right,
there you trying to counsel.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Be WHEN i come, Back i'm gonna tell you all
about your little counseling eskampeion here why you'll need to
get out the councilman.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Be hang, On, steve we'll have part two of your
response coming up in twenty three minutes to after be
our Today's strawberry letters subject the men and my fiance.
Family we'll get back into it right after. This you're
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Letter the men in my fiance family is the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Subject this lady forty two years old and fiance is thirty.
One he joked that she's six years closer to her
daddy age he. Forty they met. Together he hit on,
Her he hit the daddy hit on. Her she liked
the boy, better you, know so nine ay, together fast.
Forward they Got she got a great relationship with her fiance's.

(01:02:42):
Mother she got two sons from another. Marriage they had
her fiance when he was. Ten they was in high.
School blah blah blah blah blah. Blah that don't even.
Matter here go your problem right. Here first of, all
the daddy hit on you when y'all first. Met it
didn't work. Out second problem is my background is in,

(01:03:03):
counseling SO i try to mediate they, arguments but they
get pretty. Bad, now how are you gonna mediate they
arguments when he was hitting on?

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
You how does that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Work but everything he do is gonna be a flex
move in front of. You and how are you mediating
old people? Arguments you know how old people? Arguing now
you're all in the middle of.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
That you shut, up you shut. UP i ain't gotta shut,
off ain't got to shut up.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
ON i don't want.

Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
To, well then you need to get the water. Too
there's an old argument that what HAVE i ever shut up?
Before see how you counsel?

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
That?

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
All, right now let's move. On here's a. Problem, uh
we all got together for my future mother in law sons.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Graduation see it's just too many, people see, you you
and your counseling. Efforts you trying to sew too many people.
Together all you really need to be worried about is
you and your. Fiance but, no, no, no you all
off of in the fiance, business the fiance mama b,
business the ex husband's. Business if you were just focused

(01:04:17):
on you and your. Fiance but oh, no you super
counselor you, know went to school you took the other
time they got that. Degree you think you really think
that degree is for this? Him that's what you?

Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
Think?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Now what now one of these situations in case study
when you was getting a little counseling, degree you didn't
run into this old black people case study.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Digit this a new. One so now you sitting up
in here and you at your future mother in law sons.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
GRADUATION i don't know why my fiance's dad showed, up
but he. Did her husband stepped to him and, said
it's not his, son and he appreciated that graduation, gift
but he ain't part of the. Family he all just
stopped popping up because it ain't your. Son, Dog why
are you? Here they had words and they got. Loud
my fiance's dad finally told her husband he gonna get

(01:05:13):
his girl back no matter WHAT.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
I.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
Done whooped his acting? Graduation, now now guess what the counselor.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
DID i recorded the altercation on my phone BECAUSE i
was recording the. Graduation, yeah, girl you could have. Stopped
you was recording the. Graduation why did you turn the
camera on the? Altercation so THEN i gave the video
to my future mother in, law you, know because you
did say y'all, close and she used the video to

(01:05:42):
get a restraint and order on my fiance's, father saying
that he's a. Threat my fiance and his dad are
furious with. ME i did not intend for this to.
Happen ALL i did was share the. Video why cause, you,
counselor you taking pictures of the. Counseling you gonna marry the?

(01:06:07):
Boy you trying to stay in good with the. Mother
that's ALL i.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Did was share the? Video you forty?

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Two you shared the? Video now she used it as.
Evidence how's this my? Fault and how DO i fix?
It wait a, minute hold, on. Counselor you, said.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
How's this my?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Fault and how DO i fix? It if it wasn't your,
fault you wouldn't be trying to fix.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
It so how's this? Fault because you and other people's?
Business come, on because you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
So busy being in other people's business instead of the
business of giving the future what that little boy you.
Got now him and his daddy mad at you because
they done broke the cardinal rule in the black. Family
you do not call the.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
POLICE i don't care what we do with this. House
that's just a.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Constition you gonna call the police and got a restrain
in order on this. Dude but now he comfortable enough
to come to your son's graduation with your husband and
tell your husband he.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
Gonna get you? Back how the end at?

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Today you're finna get who? Back, though Now i'm gonna
sho you what you finnah Get but, no, no, no,
no you're finna get. Back but you ain't finna get her.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Back they don't want to be fighting at the, graduation though.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
She recorded it because she?

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Messy?

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Messy, now how is this my?

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
Fault and how DO i fix? IT i don't care
how you fix?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
It stay out of folk. Business you ain't the counselor
you thought you. Was you a college graduate. Counselor you
can't counsel real. Situations you have to do the stuff
that's in them. Books, now this man want his woman,

(01:07:59):
back then his? Woman and now you what was that
at the? School did they teach you?

Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
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Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Right thank?

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Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Hundred two years. Old now you just arrived into. Heaven
now you in line to get in your, wings, Right
but to pull you out of line and say hold,
on we got a little unreadiness with. You we want
to make sure that you should really be in the.
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king but they want you to sit down with all
your exes and have a. Conversation and if you can
get through the conversations without, cussing you can get on
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Kingdom AS i throw out these questions from your, exes.

Speaker 6 (01:09:56):
You ready, okay but before you, start CAN i Talk jesus? First?

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
AGAIN i could hear excuse me the first uh gabler
pie To, peter whoever you. Are CAN i Talk jesus
for a. MINUTE i, GOTTA i, GOTTA i gotta make
sure this is this is coming from. Him i'm gonna Talk. God,
okay but now go ahead with the.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Questions it's definitely coming straight from the. TOP x number one,
says go ahead and admitt.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
It it was your, fault wasn't the? State absolutely absolutely
it was my, fault did you, SAID x number? ONE
x number, One, yes absolutely it was my. FAULT i
got next too. YOUNG i wasn't the man that you
needed me to. Be AND i do apologize for, that
did we?

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Growth?

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
OKAY x number, two look me in my eyes and
tell me what you did to bring this union to an.

Speaker 15 (01:11:01):
End, Stay i'm not gonna be able to do. That
i'm not gonna be able to do that right. THERE
i Mean i'm not gonna be able to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Do that Because i'm pretty sure that's on a real
somewhere up, here And i'm pretty sure they got video of,
that and AND i think whatever it, Was i've been
forgiven for it, ELSE i wouldn't even be sitting. Here
BUT i cannot look in your eye and verbalize all
the Things i've.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Done this number two comes back again and said this
you here and heaven do you want to get back?

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Together i've spent my life trying to get. Here but
if that's what it's gonna, TAKE i, see. Y'all, Look
i'm gonna go anybody y'all want me to talk to
WHEN i get back?

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Down, here you.

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Go. Down how uncomfortable are are you right?

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Speaker 6 (01:12:00):
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Want me to speak?

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To, well you gotta message for anybody in. Here i'm
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steve You? Tommy all, right come on you grilled?

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Recently? Huh did you real? Recently?

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
Yeah you? Know, sureley don't even ask that. Question, okay
just let us talk about grilling. Till they don't even do.

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That, well grill And tommy.

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Cooks we know THAT i don't have the high end
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Skills, still, yeah does he grill for? You?

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Well does it grill for?

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Me who's?

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No does the high end grill that you mentioned? Said
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GRILL i, mean you, know you gotta have some good,
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Know, okay you ain't smoking on the weather with the
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two stick. Legs AND i smoked some good ribs on
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Them and, heat good, luck, SPECIAL i want to hear.

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It the rub the season Is.

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My secret is the.

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About And max two seventy. FIVE i don't let it
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Two. EIGHTY i try to bag it down a little.
Bit two seventy, five two? Fifty and what are we?
Grilling are we? GRILLING i do, Everything. Shirley i'm smoking chickens.
Smoke i'm doing ribs gen no whole chickens quarters.

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Pork i'm telling, you, baby listen to. Me once you
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(01:15:41):
barbequeing i'd hit roasting corn and all. That get your
off my. Grill you got all this stuff, on these
skewers and. Stuff get your off of my.

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don't want to. Smoke that's.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
Two THAT'S i ain't out here now we'll smoke pork. Butt,
see it's one hour per.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Pound if you got a nine pound bone in but
you inject it with, juice you rub, it you wrap
it in. Fall you put it in your smoker at
two twenty, five two point, fifty and you leave it
in there for one hour for every, pound so that's nine.
Hours then you take it, out you take the butt,
out and then you wrap it in fall six. Times

(01:16:25):
what's a big? Butts, yeah that's WHAT i like him like,
That and then you put it back in there and
you do half of that four and a half. Hours
when you take it, out you can you can take
some clamps and pull that bone right. Out that's a moist. Button,
yeah that's a moist.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
Moiss juicey but.

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No Steve Harvey Morning, show twenty minutes after right after, this.

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It's Steve Harbin martin Show. MAN i love the fact
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Everything he's all, powerful all, knowing all, seeing all, prevailing all,
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Knowing whatever you, Need god got it. Up right after.

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You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning. SHOW i think
all of us have this fear if we work this,
shift this morning, shift oversleeping and being late for.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Work don't you don't have that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
FEAR i?

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Do uh?

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
So so the question is how many alarms do you
set in the morning to make sure you're on time for?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
WORK i got? Two you have two?

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
Alarms To, Tommy, YEAH i have.

Speaker 12 (01:17:46):
Too you don't have that, Fear, steve that if we,
oversleep if we see.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
Daylight for, us IT'S i just did that the other.
DAY i just did it the other. Day, Well i'm
mad at, you guys because you didn't call.

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Me ain't no since A russian if you see that
day Us Morning, radio remain.

Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
NO i woke up one time and saw.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
DAYLIGHT i knocked the lamps over and everything, Right Morning.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Radio so you, said you said To Tommy, carly you said,
Too what about, You? Junior oh you set? Four?

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
OKAY i usually don't set the, alarm but IF i,
DO i only need. ONE i just wake. Up i'm
up early.

Speaker 11 (01:18:33):
Anyway But junior four four, yeah well well you, know
well he got sick or SAID i got.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
It, Yeah i'll that BECAUSE i gotta do pre timperature.
CHICKS i got all kinds of. Stuff but WHAT i
got to do?

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
First you Most americans set four, alarms most of them
four Most. Americans BUT i don't like the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Job.

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coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll play around.
It would you rather right after this you're listening to
The Steve Harvey Morning, Show.

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hyundai's done a lot to Support american. CONSUMERS i, mean
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It would you?

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
Rather would you rather be just forgotten or would you
rather be just hatefully? Remembered they remember, you but in
a hater. Way, No, no you could just go off
you get. Me uh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
HUH i ain't gonna be, here no.

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Way i'm gonna give it. Care you can put a
for ALL i care either.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
One i'm, Gone i'm all, right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
All.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
Right would you rather get ribs From Kansas city or
would you rather get ribs From Memphis? Memphis Kansas city
Or Memphis Memphis?

Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
MEMPHIS i have had them. Both city got some good. Ribs.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Now they barbecue boys over there In Kansas, city ain't no.
Joke but they're not playing around with In.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
Memphis what's the difference.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
That that That gates presidential plotter is? Something oh, Yeah, Gates,
yeah we've been there.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
Too gates love.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Been in there.

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
TOO i.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
LOVE i ain't got nothing to, say But gates is
all that in the bag of. Chill but you got
to go to The, Commissary you got to go To.
Interstate you gotta go To. Neely's you gotta get your mind.
Right you gotta get your mind right up in there.
Now why you know That rendezvous is more commercial barbecue

(01:21:05):
across the street from. Peabody but you gotta get your
mind right when you go down. There all, RIGHT i
got that white, bread start making french. Fried be wet
from all that soft, like because that's how you talk
talking about barbecue your, word because it's food in your.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
Math, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
No you gotta talk about barbecue like you know you
you know you gotta be. Barbecue you can't be up in,
here all of. It you know you never put the
ball in me knowed you don't want born over real
all grills, people you're balling me ball on flavor.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Out, oh all, right here we. Go would you rather
baby sit a crying baby for a, day just for a,
day or would you rather have an unwanted house guest
for a?

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
WEEK i got that, baby give, ME i got give me.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Shit would you rather babysit a crying baby for a,
WEEK i mean for a, day or would you rather
have an unwanted house guest for a.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Week i'm gonna take the. BABY i know how to
get a baby stop. Crying you're gonna stop all this.

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
Crime it's just for a. Day, tom you ain't gonna
cry all down Then i'm pulling something in your milk
before you've Got.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
I'm se some bailies in that. Milk that's What i'm gonna.
Do you're gonna go nice, Boy you're gonna go to.
Sleep it's gonna be tasty. Too, YEAH i can put
a baby to. Sleep you're gonna go to. Sleep and
put it in the middle of that little that little
raft that they had their feet, out and put them
in the. Pool it's just out there in the middle
of that. Water and let him deal with. It he'll
stop crying after a. While he did go to.

Speaker 6 (01:22:41):
Sleep hard to keep swimming back over AND i keep
kicking you back out in the.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Middle all, right that's today's. Round would you rather coming?
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steve here we, are last break of the. Day Last,
yeah this is the last day of the week FOR Us,
friday and it's your your up closing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Remarks you know, what man going into the. Weekend i'm
going to talk about a subject that can sound a
little different coming from, me BUT i began to understand
more and more, Wise okay for me to talk About
god because i am such an imperfect, person Because i've

(01:24:12):
made some, serious serious mistakes in my, life Because i'm,
flawed BECAUSE i am oftentimes transparent in some of my
failings in, life because of my willingness to Say i'm.

(01:24:33):
SORRY i have learned That i'm a very qualified person
to talk About god Because i'm a good example that
you can be an imperfect person with so many, flaws
have done so many wrong things in your, life have

(01:24:55):
gotten it, wrong so many.

Speaker 6 (01:24:57):
Times have been written, off, ridiculed.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Understood and, misunderstood and you can still have a relationship
With god that brings your life into great. Benefit so
Therefore i'm qualified to talk about this.

Speaker 6 (01:25:21):
Now i'm.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Improving and somebody told me the other, day so you
just gonna stay an entry Level, christian BECAUSE i was
jokingly telling the, person, MAN i Think i'm really just
an entry Level. CHRISTIAN i don't really know how to
do Advanced. Christianity But i'm okay with. This so they,
said so you're never going to improve as A. CHRISTIAN i, said,

(01:25:43):
Well i'm doing the BEST i can right now with
WHERE i am and What i've been working. WITH i,
say but you, KNOW i think that you Know i've
improved a little. Bit i'm better THAN i, was BUT
i may not be where you THINK i should, be
BUT i ain't WHERE i. Was so with that, said
this is a good reason for me to say What i'm.

(01:26:05):
SAYING i would suggest to everybody that can hear me
that you should form a relationship With god, immediately.

Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
Starting.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Now and the REASON i know you need a relationship
With him is because life is so. Difficult if you
try to do this without, him you're not going to
make it That if you try to get through this
thing called life without a relationship With, god it is
too difficult and you will be.

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
TRAPPED i learned.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Something From Victoria OLDSTEIN i had on the show last,
week and she said that the devil really don't care
nothing about. You all he wants to do is rob
you of your. DESTINY i had never heard anybody say that.
BEFORE i really have, it not THAT i can. Remember she,
said the devil really don't care anything about. You it's
not interested in you in the least. Bit mission is

(01:27:00):
to rob you of your, destiny is to throw you off,
course to not make you see What god created you to.
Be and that really caught my, attention because IF i
look back on my, life all the Things i've, happened
everything that's happened to, me every time the devil sends
the bloggers to attack, me the one mission that's clearly

(01:27:20):
at stake and is at, hand is that they are
simply trying to rob me of my. Destiny when something
happens in your life that the devil sets into play
because he has all these imps that work for, him
it's simply because he's trying to rob you of your,
destiny that he knows That god has blessings for you

(01:27:42):
stored up that he hasn't given to, you and he
don't want you to get to that point of receiving,
him so he got to throw you off course and
keep you from taining your. Destiny and that's his job
and man understanding that has made my life a little bit.
Clearer ain't made it no, easier but it has allowed
me and helped me to understand some of the things

(01:28:02):
that occur in my. Life everything that happened to me
ain't from the devils are the. Imps Sometimes god provides a.
Test sometimes a test is to just to prepare you
for something That he has for. You so in testing,
you it gets you ready for where you're about to.
Receive So i've learned that it's a little bit of,
this and it's a little bit of. That Sometimes i'm

(01:28:23):
a little confused at to which direction is coming. From
but at the end of the, Day god always reveals
to me what the message was that he wants me to.
Learn because behind every setback and, hardship that is a
lesson and a. Blessing but the important thing for you
all and for all of us to form some type
of relationship With, god Because god knows your.

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
Name when you reach out To, God he knows your.
Name he.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Does he made, You he created, You he knows exactly
who you. Are he put them fingerprints on. You he
made your ten, Fingers, prince different from the six other
to eight billion other people that's in this, world and
the billions of people that have already. Died ain't none

(01:29:10):
of us have the same. Fingerprints that's how much you
mean to. Him have a relationship With god because he
knows your. Name stay in touch with. Him we were
all created to need, him moment by. Moment when we
walk away from, that we put ourselves in. Jeopardy it

(01:29:32):
opens up the door for the devil to slip in
and rob us of our. Destiny have a relationship With.
God talk to. Him you don't have to go to
church to do. That do that you have a better
week HEAD i, KNOW i. Will y'all have a good
week head.

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Hill drop that might.

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