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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Come on, uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Man.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
What an amazing blessing. God has given me, my health,
my dreams, all of it. God gave it to me.
I accept it. I work hard, but man, oh man,
oh man, I work hard. It's something that He gave
me a gift. And that's what I want to talk
to you about today. Because God has gifted everyone, so

(00:45):
I can't help but believe it. You are gifted in
some way. Something about you is specially and unique. That
doesn't mean you're the only one that can sing, or
you're the only one that can write. Are you the
only one that can draw, you the only one that
can decorate, Or you're the only one that can network,
or you're the only one that that's not what it means.

(01:06):
Or you have a great scientific mind, or you can
figure things out, or you're good and problem solving. You're
not the only one, but you are a unique individual.
Nobody will travel the exact path that you on. Nobody
will have everything happen in a series of circumstances in
the order that you're going to have it happen to you.
That's what I mean when I say that you are unique.

(01:27):
But now because you are gifted, you know you have
something you have to do. You know, there's a scripture.
It's in Proverbs, Proverbs eighteen and sixteen. I've been trying
to be a little bit better at that for you, you know.
So when I have an idea and I know where
it is, I have somebody look the scripture up from
it handed to me. So it's in Proverbs eighteen sixteen.

(01:49):
And this is the layman's term of it. It says
a man's gift make room for him and brings him
before a great man. It is your gift that will
make room for you. Now my interpretation of this is this.
Now I could be wrong. Please go to your local church, center, god, temple, mosque,
whatever you do, and go get clarification. But what my

(02:12):
gift has done in making room for me is I've
taken it almost in the literal sense. My gift has
actually made room for me. It is clear paths for me.
My gift has opened up doors for me. That's what
I take it as. It'll make room for you. My
gift has has broadened my ability to travel. My gift

(02:32):
has opened my eyes to fashion. My gift has caused
me to be able to provide for my family. My
gift has caused me to be able to reach more people.
That's what I'm saying in terms of it will make
room for you. That it may be another interpretation. I'm
just telling you how I took it, that it has

(02:53):
worked out pretty good for me to that understanding. But
I'm pretty sure Bishop Jakes, Joel Osteen, Kenneth Ohma, God,
Glenn Staples, Bishop Glenn's Table, these guys give you much
better understanding of it. I'm just giving it to you.
You know where I know how sold. I don't know.
I just like to keep it right there. But and
then it says that it brings you before great men.

(03:15):
I mean, you know it's gonna take you places. It's
gonna take you places you never thought of going. You're
gonna meet people because of your gift. I told my son,
who two of them are good photographers. You'll be taking
pictures of great men. And then I mess with them.
You already take the pictures, say your daddy, you know
I'm messing with them like that. But that's just me
and them just kicking it. But you know, but one day,

(03:36):
who knows, you could be shooting the president. You know,
you could be shooting some foreign dignitaries. You know, you
could be shooting great sport events. You know, you never
know where it could take you. But that's your gift.
What you got to do is you got to get
to move and though. See, you can't have your gift
and not do nothing with it.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
See. You know what that reminds me of.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's something that my father used to say, get up
off your butt because you're sitting on a gold mine.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
He say that all the time.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Boy, get up off your butt and move it, because
you sitting on a gold mine. I never really quite
got that when I was little, but now that I'm
an adult, I got it full well. See, a lot
of you are sitting You're sitting on a talent or
a gift that you have. You're sitting on an ability.
I don't care if it's making cakes or pies. That's
a gift, man, that's a talent. I don't care if

(04:26):
it's the ability to do hell, that's a gift man.
Half of you are gifted. A lot of us are
gifted and we're sitting on it looking at other people
wondering what can I do to make it? You already
got something to make it with. If you would just
get up off your behind, man, quit sitting on that
gold mine. Some of you are tech savvy, just a

(04:47):
whiz is when it comes to engineering and putting stuff
together and cables and wires and computers and stuff. And
now you steady looking around trying to figure out, Man,
wonder what I can go do? How about you go
do that? You know it ain't that hard, man, if
you would just take note of what God has given
you already.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
He has given you a gift already. He has already
given you a talent.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Now the fact that you ain't using it and you
sitting on your tail somewhere now, who fathers what we're
talking about? What you're blaming God for that?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Man?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
I tell you what, I sit around people all the
time who are gifted, and I'm looking at their gifts,
and they steady complaining about what they don't have, but
will not get up off there behind and use the
gifts that God gave them.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
And it's frustrating.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's gotta be frustrating for you if you doing it
because it's frustrating.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
For me when I see it.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
So when these people come to me and ask me
for help, I just keep going.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
The same thing over and over.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Help yourself, man, do for you use your gift. It's
a cat sitting behind the wall right now, that's locked up.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's so good at artistry.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's cats in that tattoo and everybody, man, get out,
do it the right way. Quit selling drugs. Man, You
ain't going nowhere selling no drugs. You going to jail.
And if that don't do it, somebody gonna get tired
of you selling drugs cause they gon wanna sell them
over and they gonna kill you.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Let's just keep this thing real for just a second here.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Come on, man, get up off your butt, because you're
sitting on the gold mine, and you sit up here.
Somebody always looking for a shortcut to the top. Ain't
no shortcut. Somebody told me this the other day.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
The road to success is always under construction. It ain't paved.
It's got detour signs on it. It's got slow men working.
Sometime they flip the stop sign. You gotta sit there
and wait. Sometime they got slow. That's traffic there's accidents.
Somebody on the road holding up things with a flat tie,

(06:52):
its nails, its gravels, its spike.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Is everything.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
The road to success is always under construction. It ain't
get ready to be easy just because you done decided
to do it.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
But don't sit.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Around on your behind and complain all the time about
what you don't have. My daddy said it, Man, get
up off your butt because you sitting on the gold mine.
You got a gift, you got a talent, you got
something that you can do that could make a way
for you, but you won't do it.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It is within you. Stop looking around.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Here's where people waste the most time on the road
to success, looking around at somebody else, trying to figure out, Man,
how can I do what they did?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Do what you do? You ain't jay Z, You ain't sorry.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I got a couple of your homies told you you
rap better than him, But you not, jay Z, really
you not. You know, all of us can shot at him,
but we ain't rich a prior, a nice shot. Steve
Bernie dl all of we took some great shots at it.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
We not him. Do what you can do? Do you
do your gift? Quick?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Plaining it about what you don't have, get up off
your butt because you're sitting on a gold mine.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Wake up, wake up. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
It is the nephew holding it down. Allowed along with
the family, that would be Shirley Strabery, every call of Farrell, Mississippi,
Monica and Kia Junior boy at Space. We are here
on this great getting up Thursday morning. All Right, all
minds clear, clear, yes, all right, I said on all

(08:33):
minds cliar clear, cliff, clear it up.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
On this Thursday. Everybody good, Yeah, you come Thursday.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
You just want us to be just yelling and.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Day off, day off this week. Well, if you.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Look around the room, somebody else off today.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
So okay, he's here all the time, sir. You don't
wanna hear that. I don't want to hear that. Everybody
through Christmas.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Shopping we threw no no do y'all go up to
the last day on Christmas shop.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
I'm talking about the closing the door.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I used to know none now no. I can't take
that stress now man, the lines.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, I have literally gone in on the twenty four
at five p m. And about ten gifts that right,
and walk right out.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Well that's a typical, that's that's something men do. Yeah,
but good gifts are just whatever they have had to count. No, no, no, no, no,
no good good gifts. Okay.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
So one one year I did just nothing but sneakers, right, Okay,
so just went in the Gucci store and just just
my nieces, my kids, Jackie, just everybody give me that
one for them, that one I got.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Everybody's size is yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
It was.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
It was a it was a.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
Good family do. I can't do no more that that.
What is it the white Elephant gift game or whatever?
Trading gifts got it for you?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah, you don't know who gave because I knew, I knew.
I put a lot of effort into my gift. I
got back. I didn't like that.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
You want I got. Yes, they gave me a jury box, surety,
Oh put your wedding ring in?

Speaker 7 (10:24):
No, no, no, no, surely it's just a jury box.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
This is something you could use the little gott I
ain't got enough jeurry for the box to figure out
why the elephant is white.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
I'm just asking all that, man, I don't know why
they do that white elephant white.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah, I don't know why I went racel the elephant white.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I just why we ain't got no black elephant games?
Why why we just really we're going there. It's just
a question though.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
There's always black people playing the white elephant game.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm just trying to figure out. I ain't never but
I got.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Friends are alreadycott. So I got friends are alreadys. I
ain't never been to their house and they playing this
white elpants is always black people playing white alps. I
got a Spanish guid. I hang out with the Jose.
I ain't never be in jose house.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Ain't home.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
We're going to play the white headphant never. I ain't
never done that.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Well, now you know I will play it. You want
to play it with us? One day we all get
together and we'll play it too. Over the Christmas the
show will play.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
I want to be next on to Steve because if
you've moved your past it to the left right, but
I will. Yeah, I want to be next to him
because I look, y'all, ain't gonna have no gift like him.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I want to I want to be right next to him.
The yeah, all right, coming up in thirty two minutes
after the hour, we will hear from the nephew as
he runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
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(12:06):
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(12:30):
time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
What you got for us, neph.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
I got NBA party, NB A party. Take a listen,
let's go catch.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
Dom hell long time.

Speaker 9 (12:40):
I'm looking for brand Hey, Brad.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
How you doing this? Poncho? Man?

Speaker 9 (12:45):
I'm one of Marcus this boy? How you doing man?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (12:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
What's that that?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
He ya?

Speaker 9 (12:49):
I talked to Marcus man. He would tell me about
you know, the uh the playoff party man for for
for Sunday man. So uh he told me if it
was cool, I'll come through.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Man.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
I just want to call and how let you see
if I can I need to bring anything food or
some drinks or whatever. You know you took your friends
with Marcus. Yeah yeah, this is Pancho. Man, I'm friends
with Mark. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool.

Speaker 8 (13:10):
Yeah yeah, well now you ain't the great doesn't know unless,
of course, you know you you're drinking something special. But
uh yeah, it's's gonna be me Marcus and uh you
know a couple of other boys gonna be here and uh,
you know, whatever you wanna bring it, why all be
so yeah, that's cool, okay, okay, okay, what time y'all starting?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Man?

Speaker 9 (13:25):
He told me like around one.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
Gonna be here all day, but you know you're coming
through by one, one, two o'clock. You know, just before
the game get started, we had to, you know, get
the flat screen going. Everything has to be laid out.
So uh yeah, just come on through whatever you come through, all.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
Right, just remember, man, Pancho, all right, I'll be.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
There, I got it, all right?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Cool? All right?

Speaker 9 (13:42):
So hey hey you brand yo, Hey Pancho again, man,
listen real quick, how much how much food and and
and and look at do you have?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I think we got enough for for something.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
It was why what you got going on?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (13:55):
Yeah, yeah, I got I got like three boys gonna
ride with me. Man, I just want to make sure.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
You got enough.

Speaker 9 (13:59):
O there?

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Okay, is this again this punchos.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
You know we talked about thirty minutes ago, this punch
cho an Marcus.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Friend right right, okay, uh I.

Speaker 9 (14:11):
Remember my call you just about thirty minutes ago, told
you Marcus told me okay, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Yeah, I'm sorry for ring and bringing back and forth.

Speaker 9 (14:17):
Uh yeah, well, I mean I guess it's all right.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
So you know, we ain't trying to overload the joints man.
Just you know, I know Marcus and if you're a
friend of his, then but that's cool. You can come
to it.

Speaker 9 (14:29):
Ain't but three guys, man, It ain't the three guys
coming with me.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Man.

Speaker 9 (14:31):
They real cool.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Man.

Speaker 9 (14:33):
We we we we we'll bring it something to put
on your pid or whatever. You know, it'll it'll be good.

Speaker 8 (14:38):
Okay, Yeah that's cool man. But you know, yeah, yeah,
come on through the man all.

Speaker 9 (14:43):
Right, all right, all right, I talked to you. I
talked to you, all right, Brett? Hey is that wait?
Is whatever Marcus is one of the guys.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Marcus.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I got it's three
guys me. I made four, you know.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
Three other guys. Yeah whatever, man, that's cool. Yeah, through man,
come on, it's all right, all right, all right? Look hello,
hey Brian Pancho again.

Speaker 9 (15:07):
Man, listen, hey, I'm I'm gonna bring one more I'm
gonna bring one more person with me to way hold a.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
Funk Field breaks player.

Speaker 10 (15:15):
Wait, hold a whole up?

Speaker 9 (15:17):
Now, what's up you? Marcus is friend, you're me and
my poncho.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
Yeah, okay, I know you, Pancho man, but you're bringing
everybody but to just go camping. Marcus is cool with me.
That's my thought. We go way back. And if you
hold with him too, then okay you can come. You know,
I'm trying to have an NBA playoff game. You bringing
the whole NBA with you?

Speaker 9 (15:36):
No, no at all. It ain't like that, man, man.
I mean place in that big You know my.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
Wife is gonna be coming through here.

Speaker 9 (15:42):
And you know I got the house laid out.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
I thought I wouldn't un destroy the place. I just
got out the dog house like two weeks ago. I
am trying to put that up. So if you're coming through,
you come through, you know, bring one or two people
with you.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
But that's it.

Speaker 9 (15:55):
Okay, alright, but listen to you, it would undecided me.
I ain't gonna bring them with me. I'm just gonna
bring a little lady friend with me. Man, if there's
that cool, I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend. No, dudes, okay,
that's cool. Now you're talking.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
Okay, because I know she ain't eat it so much,
come on through here with her and you know, be
done with that's fine.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Right right right.

Speaker 9 (16:12):
I'm gonna call her somemon now and tell her and
tell her that that that she coming with me. Okay,
what's her name?

Speaker 8 (16:18):
Her name, Simon, that's what that's my wife's name.

Speaker 9 (16:20):
Okay, okay, okay, maybe they'll hook up while they while
we're watching the game. That'll be she ain't she ain't over.

Speaker 8 (16:25):
Here, so I sent her and her girls for that.
Neil's done.

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Okay, okay, So check this out, man, I'm I'm I'm
gonna reach out to Simon and let her know that
we're gonna we're gonna leave it and get over there
like about one. And you see, it's cool, right, yeah, yeah,
it's cool, man.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
That that's a whole lot better than being about up
in here.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
Okay, okay, back yeah yeah yeah, no, Now check this man, mine,
uh you know, my friend she she she married, you know,
and and and she wanted to get away from my
husband for a minute, man, I guess they've been going
through so you.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Know, you know, just keep hold out the way.

Speaker 8 (16:53):
Back back up there bringing a married woman named Small?
What are the eys of that?

Speaker 4 (16:58):
My wife's name is small? Okay?

Speaker 9 (17:00):
Well, dog, I mean I'm like, what was this pointing? Simone?
Is her last name? Is that's my last name? Wait?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold on wait,
hold on, hold on, dog, this this okay, this this
Simon is light skin. Yeah, you keep on describing her.
She's light skin, five gone, short hair.

Speaker 8 (17:21):
Got the Halley cut.

Speaker 9 (17:22):
Yeah, that's that's.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
That's that's that's.

Speaker 8 (17:25):
How want you doing with my wife?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (17:27):
Dog, me and Simone in friends for a minute.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Man.

Speaker 9 (17:29):
It wasn't until like a couple of weeks ago she
reached out to me and said she was she was
going through some some some power. She reached out to
you to tell you that she's going through some stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
With a dude.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
Well that dude.

Speaker 9 (17:41):
Okay, okay, I want my wife. Hey man, I mean,
you know about a year, but who counting? You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
A year that's about the time we started having some issues. Yeah, yeah,
y'all come on over with this party.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
Hey man, I'm sure we can try to figure this
kind of situation out.

Speaker 8 (17:55):
So pump price my wife, do you I don't give
me about her either, you know you are you know
they say? You know what, I've always believed this.

Speaker 9 (18:05):
There are no mistakes from this.

Speaker 8 (18:06):
Everything happens when it's supposed to be.

Speaker 9 (18:08):
So it's funny how.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
You call me.

Speaker 8 (18:10):
Okay, okay, listen, man, listen, I'm getting this number my
boy gave you.

Speaker 9 (18:13):
No no this, I get this timing.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
You probably call it directed from her.

Speaker 9 (18:17):
That's what my boy gave me. This knocked dumb lead
lead some moone out of this, man like, you can't
tell me right now?

Speaker 8 (18:24):
You know, I'm about to jump and phone with you
right now. I'm gonna call her. Matter say, I ain't
gonna call at all. Don't don't tell her my wife,
bring her to the party. I got a guess for
this for you. I got a three eighty. I got
a smith, I got a Wesson, I got a signe
fourteen killer to go right up there?

Speaker 9 (18:40):
You just come on over with this party. Oh okay,
hey man, hey man, listen, listen. My boy, my boy gave.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Me your number.

Speaker 9 (18:47):
Man, so I don't know who my boy is.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
Market said, you don't know you.

Speaker 9 (18:50):
Marcas don't know me. But guess who else knows me?
Though that you don't know? Or say something? Hey Brad,
this is a nephew time me man from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Marcus got me the prank
phone call you?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
What how is this?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Son?

Speaker 9 (19:16):
Hey Bray? What was you gonna do with the party? Man?
Damn man? Uh, let me ask you something. What's the
manest radio show in the lane? It's a Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I'll be back an hour by right, King of Pranks,
Thank you. Coming up next, it is asked the Riddlo
and Junior that is ready to love Officer and Junior.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Shirley Strawberry, you know who taught me my ABC's and
what it means to be fine? Sesame Street, Sesame Workshop,

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and donate what you can. Once again, please visit Sesame
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and Sesame needs you. Coming up at the top of
the hour and entertainment news, Marlon Wayans and fifty Center
beefing online about the Diddy documentary. Beyonce has been named
met Galaico Chair and President Trump says black people love him.
Why because they know a good scam. What We will

(20:37):
talk about all of these stories at the top of
the hour, but right now it is time to ask
the ready to love officer that is a Riddlo and Junior.
Here we go. This is from Miss B and Hackensack.
Miss B writes, I had some work done on my
house and the young handyman kept flirting with me, so
I put it on him twice. He said he'd never

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experienced like that before. Afterwards, I figured I should not
have to pay for the work, but he still wants
his money. Should I report him to the better business
Bureau or not.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Oh, come on, mss B, stop now, stop you just
a koogle that decided that you was gonna throw it
on that young boy. No, that boy deserves his money.
Give him his little change and letting go on by
his business. You know better than that. You should have
worked that deal out before handforehand. Yes, all you can.
All you can work it out during.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Because you can.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
You can.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
You can a lot of people to change their mind
during if you if you try to ask him something during,
you might have gave it all to you for free,
just a thumb.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Jor well, he gave you the compliment that he had
anything like that ever happened to him. He gave you
a compliment. But you're gonna get this invoice too. You're
gonna have to take his invoice go with it.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I'm talking about. That was amazing I've ever had him.

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Also, here you are the voice number one three, five
seven nine, That is for three time.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I was in for the for the pipes. That's fine.
Here here and here.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yeah he got his expect payment.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah he got his tiff for sure. Yeah, all right,
we'll be back b E you know how Oh miss
b B, Miss B I had an aunt b all right.
Moving on to Alonzo when Chicago, Alonza writes, my girlfriend
checks my emails and snoops through my phone whenever she

(22:30):
feels like it. If I change my code, she goes
off of me and stops talking to me. She's almost forty,
but very childish. How do I put my foot down
and make her stop this? You gotta lead her, You
gotta that's it. Cutting dry, It's too much. It's just
too much snooping.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
I got every time I look up you in my phone,
you in my email, like I changed my code. If
I change my code, you're gonna be tripping.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Wow, are we together? Let's let's let's stop this. Let's stop.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
That's why the other phone is in the car and
the glove box because you trapping.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
Somebody else needs somebody who's trustworthy. And don't go to
your phone because youre gonna running out of phones. And
every time she comes you can throw that phone out
the window, got off the bath and he put it
in the fireplace.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
You just can't keep a phone. It's too expensive. Man.
You can't find somebody else. You'll be out of the phones.
How many iPhones? Seventeen songs?

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Now how much they calls a lot?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Mm, but you can't let it get in it though, No,
we can't do that.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
That's gonna be what's in it though?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
That she it doesn't matter. It's looking for something. What
is he doing to cause her to want to snoop?
Because she's worth something? Don't we know she's snooping?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
If you don't want to emails to come on now?
Way now you are, now you're all in the business stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Now what is it? What do you want? What's in
his fall? Again? What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (24:03):
Why did you reading them text messages? That's not important?
You know if you reply to this text right now?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Them scams?

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Why are you reading the scams? Nobody reads the scams.
That's IM.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
All right. Moving on to uh Felicity in Cape Coral,
Felicity writes, my pastor and I dated for a year
back in college. He's married now, and I baby said
his son. It's a convenient way for us to have
sex too. I feel terrible. You didn't see that coming,
did you? I feel terrible when I see his wife

(24:43):
not bad enough to stop sleeping with him? Though? Am
I going to hell? You and Pastor going to hate?
Both of y'all with Gasolina under.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
When Gasoline drawn, all the baby's sleep, everything just ro
live Rynd.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
That's the thing. How can well she feels terrible when
she sees his wife, that was my favorite line. But
not battling enough to stop sleeping with her husband though
it's terrible. Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
I didn't trust them with Her name was Felicity because
I ain't never I don't know no Felicity, I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
I didn't trust on that. So it's the name for you.
It's the name for you. Yeah, because if you knew
of Felicity, then what I don't know though, I don't
know if you can't really say because you haven't lived
yet yet.

Speaker 7 (25:38):
Her question was, was she going to hell? In so
many ways, so many different ways. You're going on first,
you're going on Spirit Airlines, you going by Uber, You're
going to hell so many ways. It's you, you Toro, Airbnb,
You're going You're going straight down in so many ways.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yes, yeah, burn baby bird, baby pick you going. Wow, y'all,
gon get caught. Let's just be real, y'all, gont get caught.
And that's when she's gonna go to ham. Yeah, because
she's too relaxed with it all. It's a convenable way
for us to have sex. Yet you know she's not
thinking that, man, tell it? Uh huh? And I don't

(26:18):
know how you trust to pass them? Oh my god? Yeah?
Why are you over there in their house? Girl? Please?
Nice lady house?

Speaker 4 (26:31):
What?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Nice lady? All right? Last one, guys, This is from
Ron in Longview. Ron writes, our twenty one year old
daughter is having a holiday party at our house. She
bought a bunch of alcohol and mixers, and I hid
it all from her. I don't want barely legal party

(26:53):
goers leaving my house drunk. My wife said, I'm controlling?
Am I wrong for this? Twenty one years?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
You got it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yeah, but you got to be accountable because you know,
somebody can leave your house yep, and something can happen
and you are accountable to that.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Y'all do know that, right? Yeah? Because they were drinking
at your house and you let them go, and.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
All them people ain't gonna be twenty one. I can
assure you that nobody gonna be twenty. Somebody gonna be nineteen. Yeah, man,
but you need to be there.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
You need to be there. Yes, that's from a daddy.
Oh yeah, she's not gonna like it. The daughter, but
it's my house. Yeah, I'm sorry, No, you're right this. Yeah,
but the wife though, the wife is cool with it.
The wife said the husband is controlling.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Well she I mean as a mother, she's trying to
be supportive of the daughter wanting to have party.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
So she's there needs to be some rules set in place.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
About chaperoni, the chaperone and the.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Drinking and all the day. Yeah, but you got to
live in a real world. You can't just.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
We just don't have cupcakes and punch. Then we're going
cupcakes and punch. I'm just see it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Sugar on sugar are still fun. He's still are they
kool aid kickbacks? All right? So he's not wrong for it.
He's not wrong for it, all right. I don't think
he's wrong. All right, Thank you guys. Coming up at
the top of the hour, we will have some entertainment
news for you right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy

(28:38):
Morning Show. The ratings for Netflix's Sean Combs The Reckoning
are in, with approximately twenty one point eight million viewers
watching the docu series. That's a lot, a lot of people.
That's deadline Yeah, I mean yes, This is according to

(29:02):
Deadline Now. Comedian Marlon Wayans recently Warren fifty cent about
Karma due to his involvement in the Ditty docu series,
prompting a response from fifty. Of course, there's no surprise there.
The two have since been exchanging humorous insults online. You
can say. However, some social media users have suggested that

(29:23):
Marlon Wayans appears to be defending Ditty. This is a
claim that Marlin Marlin denies. What do you guys think?
I think the b for the feud or whatever it is.
I think it's silly. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
I'm going back and forth from posting all these pitches right,
a little tight in the midsection, yeah, and not fifty
doing AI pitches?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
And then white chicks from the movie marlind they get.
I love Marlon, I love the whole Wayne of family.

Speaker 9 (29:55):
And I love.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
What I will say is this is not the time
to be challenging fifty or nothing. Just leave fifty long,
let this run its course, let's tune it out.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I'll tell you why is everybody so scared of fifty?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Career, yes, wankster.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Yeah, I mean you just looked at you said, why
they scared the documentary?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yes it, Yeah, I love pet though. I love it
because he committed to it. Yes, he committed to it.
He paid for And how did he get here though,
because he's been doing this for a while. How did
he get here doing this? Did he just come out

(30:48):
the gates doing this all of a sudden one day?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
You know, even when we when we go back to
biblical saying and stuff, fifty has been ready on, ready
to go for a long time.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I mean he can't we know.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, if you say
something by fifty, you gotta say it in your mind.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
But then he might get it.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
So I.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Would take the chance. Just all be careful, all right,
We're gonna move on.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
During a recent rally in Pennsylvania, President Trump said the
economy was healthy, and he said his policies are creating jobs.
He also said this is a line that has everybody going.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
Like what.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
He also said that black people love him.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Why.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
The President said, quote, I got the biggest vote. I
got the biggest vote with black people. They know a
scam better than anybody. Okay, what does that mean? Yeah?
What are you, what are you saying Trump?

Speaker 6 (31:53):
What is the president of the United States? And you
say yes, stereo type.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Of sty We are all of usamming for a scam
or is he the shammer? Or is he the scammer?
And we see it. Yeah, but we go with them.
So we voted yeah, yeah, well yeah, seventy what is it?

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Over seventy percent voted for Kamala Harris, so maybe about
thirteen percent or lowered more than the twenty sixteen election.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Black people voted, Yeah, but just a few more. Now
the majority of us, Yeah for Kamala.

Speaker 11 (32:31):
I know.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Of black whole show voted for Kamala.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Okay, but can we.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Get those in the room that voted for him? Can
we get them in one room? So we could just
just those that group of people that voted for Trump,
that black group that I can we get them in
one room and have a conversation.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, the group that loves him. Yes, how's that going
for you? Uh huh? Yeah, he said he got the
biggest vote. The grio dot Com reports that the president
opposes diversity. We know that equity and inclusion initiatives and
reductions in the federal workforce and public education have led

(33:12):
to job losses. So what is he talking about? His
policies have created jobs, potentially limiting black Americans' access to
economic and social advancement. That's according to Thegrio dot Com Okay,
which is in direct opposition to what the President said
about himself. Wow, who's de lulu here?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Is it? Us?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I mean? Really, what is going on? Jobs? Taking education?
And then I'm so black? I'm gonna go ahead and
bothe of you. Is that what you're telling me? Yeah,
that's the reason we can't shop at Target to this
day because shut down their DEI program. Come on, what
is going on? They took the make and now they're suffering. Yeah, yeah,

(33:57):
for sure.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
I've been seeing some y'all slide into Target. Though I've
been seeing y'all. Don't act like I've been watching y'all.
I've been putting that little hat down on y'all head
and putting.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I've been watching y'a outside of the talking. We're gonna
tell Jamal.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
I'm gonna tell Jamal y'all all in there.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Your girlfriend what color she was shot? She walked in
there really really fast. She had to get some of
My daughter was like, Mobby, why you walking so fast, girl.
We need these rugs. But it's amazing since the boycott.

(34:38):
I don't miss Target, but it's amazing how much I
used to shop at Target before the whole boy Okay, okay, okay, stop,
I miss talking.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I'm not gonna sit here and goss.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
You gotta.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
When a man put his hand on his chest to you,
I'm miss talking.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Okay, I'm trying to.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Okay, I missed Talk and I make the electronic department
at Talk.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
They have such good stuff at the time, I don't
miss it. All right, Thank you guys. Coming up in
twenty minutes after the hour, eighty five South. The boys
from eighty five South will be our special guests. Right
after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
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Speaker 5 (36:02):
Are you all ready for our special guests? Yes, we
got some special guests on the line. They have been
called the newest Kings of comedy. They're already and I
mean already achieved legendary status. Their style of improv comedy
is something.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
That you got to see it to believe it. I
have seen it up close and personal.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
It is the eighty five South Show and they are
still on tour and they will be coming to the
State Farm Arena tomorrow night, Atlanta, Georgia. Oh you know
this is special because this is where eighty five South
started in the at l To put.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Your hands together and.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Let's welcome g Copeen Carlos Miller eighty five South in
the house.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Good, good morning.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Are you'll doing man?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Y'all all right?

Speaker 12 (36:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Even if I could, I wouldn't, man.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
So what's going down?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Man?

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Y'all got to jumping off is to spend the block too.
It's happening tomorrow night eighty five South at the State
Farm Marina. What's gonna make this one so special?

Speaker 12 (37:06):
Man?

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Because y'all y'all back way it all.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Started right, Yes, indeed, you know what this one is
specially Atlanta's home, man, and we're doing a big.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Tour draft for the kids.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
For Christmas.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Hey, we bring the city out. It's just about to
be a good time, man, to celebrate, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 12 (37:21):
We've been doing this for ten years, man, so it's like, yeah, yeah,
it's been that long. So you know, it's just it's
nostalgic to be able to come back to where you know,
we was doing sniffs old Bar and lounge and be
able to go to where the Hawk plate, you know
what I mean. It's a blessing and you know what
i mean, Yeah, at the heck of I mean, that's

(37:43):
the biggest jump, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
So it's just, you know, it.

Speaker 12 (37:48):
Gives us the opportunity to reflect with a lot of
the people who've been supporting us from the inception of
what this was when we first started.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, a loyal fan base.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Loyal fan base, man, y'all got y'all got some followers
that don't with brother y'all, and y'all have built that
up over ten years.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
That's that's our standing now, y'all. In the now, y'all
in the State Farm.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Oh so, I hope all.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
I'm just trying to do this man for this money, y'all. Man,
I'm trying to carry the one.

Speaker 7 (38:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I don't do that.

Speaker 9 (38:15):
Man.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Come on day, man, you gotta deal out with all.

Speaker 12 (38:19):
That, you know, I mean, none of that crush up?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
How many for the love? Man? You know, comedians don't
make no money. Stop playing. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
We're gonna keep it like that money? Who got money?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Money?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
What's this money stuff?

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Everybody that's listening right now? How can they get tickets
to go see eighty five South tonight in atl They
can go.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
To the website, go to eighty five Self show dot com.

Speaker 10 (38:41):
Or they can go to b MN shows dot com
or go to ticket master.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Man, you know, we everywhere.

Speaker 12 (38:47):
Yeah, or just walk up to the State Farm Marina
and buy a ticket. Whatever you need to do, get there.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Yeah, and my correction, that's for tomorrow night. But y'all
hold tank. We're gonna be back and talk to y'all tomorrow.
Oh yeah, we got more with eighty five South coming
up next.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Hey, what's up everybody? This is your girl Candy. This
is Anthony Anderson. This is Jennet what's going on? Greetings
and side you textions.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
Everybody, This is Neil when you are locked into the
best morning show alreadyoht.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
My name is Carlos Miller and I'm Chico Bean and
I'm the food with the tattoo.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
And you are now listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Eighty five South into building. That's Chico Bean, that's Carlos Miller.
Hey man, last time y'all was on the show, y'all
was telling us about y'all was doing something with Kevin Hart.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Right, how's that going.

Speaker 10 (39:39):
Oh, we've been working, man, We're putting it together. We
finally got to deal find a live you know, getting
the script together, and this.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Movie thing is really about to happen. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Man, it's a great opportunity for us to expand and
do something that people.

Speaker 12 (39:52):
Have been asking for us for the longest. So it's
were looking forward to being able to finally get the
people what they, you know, have been wanting for my saying,
you know, put the minds of us coming together.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
And being able to put a project together like.

Speaker 12 (40:05):
That, Like people know that it's gonna be one of
a kind because.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
That's what we do.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
One of the kind of stuff, stuff that's never been
done before.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
And DC is a part of it too, right, DC, Young.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Flock, Yeah, of course, Yeah, that's the unit. He just
said that, like the police is.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
You know how I do it? You know how I
do it? Yes, Young want to be there the group?
They go together? What I like about y'all?

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Man, y'all, y'all are group. Y'all been together ten years.
First of all, I don't know another comedy group. But
for you guys to be together this long, man, and
still be together, still.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Got the bond.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
It ain't nothing changed, ain't nothing broke. How do you
make that happen? How do you stay together that long?

Speaker 10 (40:48):
I think if it stayed together this long because everybody
came to the table being authentically who they are.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
You know what I mean. It's the realness that you
can't fake.

Speaker 10 (40:56):
Man, When you don't like somebody, you don't like them
for real, no matter how much you can dress that up.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
But when you got genuine friendships.

Speaker 10 (41:03):
And brotherhood, man, and you going through real life situations
outside of comedy, that's what keeps the bond strong man,
and just being there for each other. And making sure
that everybody good, just the whole goals to make.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Sure we all eat. And we started off in the
mud together.

Speaker 12 (41:18):
And when you start off in the mud together, you're dirty,
and you work.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Your way up to then able to get that mud off, and.

Speaker 12 (41:25):
Going through all of those situations, you see the true
character of somebody when you don't have anything, you know
what I'm saying. And usually what happens is once you
get to the point where I see but a lot
of people, once you get to the point where everybody
got something, and you know, you realize, you know, man,
we ain't never really.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Been partners for real. But that's usually because.

Speaker 12 (41:42):
They didn't stop from where we all started at together.
So it's like it's a genuine excitement. There's no such
thing as you know, any of us doing better than
anybody else. Because the better clas do, the better I do,
the better fly due, the better I do, the better
I do, the better they do. So that's just the
way we look at it, and we've always did it
like that, and I think that's part of why we
have lasted so long and will continue to last in

(42:05):
this industry that you know, you ain't never seen nobody
really do what we.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Do before us.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Well, okay, okay, okay, here's one right here for y'all.
When you look back over ten years, man, oh, the
whole ten years that y'all been together, what's one of
the biggest moments that you will say this is this
is one of the moments I'll never forget.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Man. What would you say, Chico?

Speaker 12 (42:25):
Man? You know, we got so many moments man that
you know, I.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Honestly say New Orleans, but just happened in New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
When we just did New Orleans. That was one of
the most white.

Speaker 12 (42:36):
They redid the no limit cash money versus live on
stage at the eighty five South Show. And to be
amongst all of those people that we grew up watching and.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Greg legends wanting to be like legends, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 12 (42:49):
Then for them to not only you know, know who
we are, but embrace us enough to want to merge
a legendary product and brand with our brand, that was amazing.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Man.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
That's that that one.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Still ain't even really say that in all the way yet.

Speaker 10 (43:06):
I would say going number one on Netflix, just as
a company like just came out of nowhere and just took.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Over the number one spot.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
That's one of those moments that I'll never forget. And uh,
you know, on the smaller scale, I would just say
just being able to collaborate with.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Our favorite brands and stuff like.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
That, like doing a collaboration with Magic City. That was
dope to me.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
And you know, just somebody who've been in Atlanta for
so long, that means a.

Speaker 10 (43:32):
Lot to me, you know what I mean, Because it
was plenty of nights and I wanted to go in
there and couldn't go in there.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Hey man, y'all got to tell the family that I mean, Chad, Joe, Ryan, Catdog,
tell everybody we said hello. We love y'all, Atlanta and
the surrounding area. Check out eighty five South tomorrow night,
State Farm Arena, Atlanta. Jeordy, you don't want to miss him.
If you ain't never seen it, you need to see it.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
And you got to beat up at the Yes you
do by guys, Thank you, good luck, you all right,
thank you guys. Coming up next, it is the nephew
and the prank phone call. Right after this lets up,
it's DJ Cavin. This you boy, Chris Broth. Hey, this
is Keisha Cole. You already know what time It is
by DC on flight. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

(44:18):
Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour right about
four minutes after it is my Strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is he needs new underwear. All right,
we'll get onto that, find out. Find out what that's all.
You got to have your draws game up. You can't

(44:40):
have you new underwear. You got to have your draws
game up. Okay, all right, all right, but right now
the nephew is here. You hear him with today's prank
phone call. What you got for his nepht I got
it for you.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
This right here is you know, sometimes people need help
having children. Y'all understand that, right?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Sometimes?

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Yeah, you know about everybody can't everybody can't conceive. You
know what I'm saying, I can't concede right infertility is yeah,
so sometime him actually having the baby. I'm like, we
need to know.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
I ain't screaming in here from then, right.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Hear me out?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Hear me out?

Speaker 7 (45:27):
He uh.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
This right here is called surrogate mother. That segregated.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Okay, nobody thought that that was all. Let's go get
Sarah good mother?

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Yeah, Roger, can I speak to Roger?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Roger?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Hey this Calvin Man. How you doing. I go to
the same church y'all go to Okay, I got your
number from one of the guys at the church. Man.
They told me that if I wanted to talk to you,
I could. I could reach out to you or whatever are.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
You doing today?

Speaker 9 (46:00):
I'm good, man, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I can help your wife. Man. Does she I'm not
trying to be disrespectful anything, but she seems to be
real fit? Does she? Does she work out all the time? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (46:09):
She goes to Jenuary once.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
In a while.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Bro.

Speaker 9 (46:11):
Yeah who is Bro?

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Like I said, I nain't Calvin Man. We go to
the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
for a long time man, to actually have some kids.
And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just
ain't having dogs. I mean we've been trying and trying.
But what I'm trying to do now is just find
another type of way to make this happen. Now. You

(46:33):
say your wife is in good condition, right, My wife
is in good condition.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
Brother.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
What does she got to do with you?

Speaker 9 (46:39):
Want your wife trying a baby?

Speaker 4 (46:40):
You know? Now, y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all
got like from what the brother the church told me,
y'all got three kids? Right, yeah, we got there. I
got two boys and the girl. Okay, here's what I'm
trying to do, man, I was hoping that I could
find somebody, a female that would be a good surrogate mother.

(47:00):
You know what I'm saying is like, because my wife,
I mean, you know, we want to have kids. Man,
we want to have a hold on brother.

Speaker 9 (47:08):
You just said you try you're looking for a surrogate mother.
And the brother in church told you to call me.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Well no, no, no, ain't nobody tell me to actually
call you. I asked them about you and your wife.
You know, I asked them for your phone numbers so
I can actually call you myself.

Speaker 9 (47:22):
Man, wait a minute, so even even I and my wife.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
No, no, no, no, no, not, I ain't been So
you're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying
is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
I really do.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Man, me and my wife, we listen.

Speaker 9 (47:41):
You call me about my wife and you want her
to be a sharrogate mother for youwerks. I don't even
know why we're on the phone. Brother.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Here's the real deal, man, me and my wife we
can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried, and
you know, biologically, we've just been going through it and
going through it, man. And I was just you know,
I've seen your wife. She's healthy. I see all at
church all the time, and I was just like reaching out. Man,
maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the surrogate mother for for

(48:11):
me and my wife so we can have a child.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
I think you'd share good mother. I mean, dog, hold on, brother,
you calling me to see it? What's your mind?

Speaker 7 (48:22):
Brother?

Speaker 9 (48:23):
Out of all the members in the church, you calling
me to get my wife to have your baby. Dog.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I know it sounds crazy, man.

Speaker 9 (48:30):
I do. I don't know what to do, but I ignorant. Brothers,
I'm telling you sound ignorant. Man. That's so many places
to go doctor baby. I can take you down to
a county court, I say, show your kids need a
doctor right next. But you can go to Africa like all.

Speaker 8 (48:44):
The rest of them.

Speaker 9 (48:45):
People are gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me
and my wife. It's twenty thousand.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Members in his church.

Speaker 9 (48:51):
Do you know how stupid you say?

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Brother? No, brother, brother, man, listen, man, I'm not trying
to come across like that.

Speaker 9 (48:58):
Man, how are you trying to come truck?

Speaker 3 (49:00):
But you didn't done it?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
To hear me out, man, I don't want you to
go and.

Speaker 9 (49:04):
Go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay, we looking.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
For a Sarah good mother. We look we seeing your
your wife, and we thought she'd be a great Sarah
Good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for me
to pick you out of all the people that go
to the church. I understand that, man, I do. But listen,
we would love for your wife to be the surrogate mother,
and we willing to pay for this. But listen to

(49:27):
me if you don't mind. We don't want to do
this with no test tubes and all that where they
they mixed my seed with her with with with her eggs.
We want to do this naturally. Wait word, war, war, war, pupil.
You just said, Man, you gotta understand a real may
want to do want to do it realistically. You know

(49:50):
what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (49:51):
I understand that, brother, Bro. Are you telling me that
you want to have sex with my wife. But I mean,
I mean, you know, you know you want to have
me lose all my christian I ain't right now, brother,
you want to have a baby the real way though,
you know what I'm saying. I don't get a man
in the same way. You tell me you want to
lay down in the bed with my wife.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
But dam you already got three kids. Think about the
people that can't out there.

Speaker 9 (50:13):
I'm going to do the baby. Man, take your damn
ain't gonna adopt the baby because you didn't gonna hear
the psychiatry. Bron an't have your baby. Do you know
what you sound like?

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Gone crazy? I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.

Speaker 9 (50:27):
How did I did to get my number?

Speaker 6 (50:29):
Man?

Speaker 9 (50:29):
This means you get my number.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
I got your number for one of the brothers at
the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with
you like a man. I wanted to come at you
first and talk to you like a man and see
you know if you was cool with the proposition. But loop,
come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just
talk to hard. What I'm just gonna go. I'm just
gonna talk to your wife and see if you.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Lost your mind.

Speaker 9 (50:50):
I told you to answer.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
No, now you tell me.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
Gonna go around me, And which you ain't gonna do
is talk to.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
My wife calling my wife. You right now, I tell
your wife you call my white I'm gonna tell you
it's really gonna happen. I'm calling my wife and wife
next Sunday. I'm not gonna didn't go through this set.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
I'm talking to her next Sunday.

Speaker 9 (51:06):
Next Sunday, I'm gonna whoop you up. You ain't gonna
do nothing to make I'm gonna whoop yo me and
my wife.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Who deserve a chime to you like you ain't gonna
stand in the middle of it.

Speaker 9 (51:15):
I the middle of this. You walt your like you
talk to my wife's next.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Week you want to.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
I got one more fact I want to say to you. Man,
if you listening to me, say what the.

Speaker 8 (51:25):
You gotta say?

Speaker 9 (51:26):
You can get off my phone.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
That his nephew Timmy from the Steve Hobbin Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
What who.

Speaker 9 (51:40):
This is this?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Listen?

Speaker 4 (51:42):
What is this man? This nephew till me man from
the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your home boy got me too,
Frank phone call you man.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
I'm over here. Man, my head is spinning.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
You alight, man, got me caught my brother.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
I'm ready to fight.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
Brother.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
I got one more thing to ask you, big dog man.
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
Man to Steve Hardy Morning show Man.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Y'all got me this morning? Man?

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Got me man?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
You know, some people just selfish? You know, really? Is
that what you got out of that?

Speaker 6 (52:26):
I'm sorry this man is selfish because he doesn't want
you to make a baby with this wife.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
I mean, that's a but you're helping somebody, you know,
you help. I don't understand that. Y'all don't see this
being selfish.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Man.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
I want his wife to carry, to carry the child,
you know, I just want to make sure we conceive,
you know, the traditional way. You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
We hear what you're saying. That ain't gonna happen. That's
that man is not allowed that. Yeah, and that's why
I'm saying he's selfish. People, you understand, you still don't.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Get it to you.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
I just don't understand the selfishness.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Man.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
That's why people, that's why we don't never get in
a way as a people.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
This is what people, the people, Black people hold each
other back bag. We can't stick together. You can't use that.
You can't give me one hour? No, all right, nephew,
thank you. Coming up next it is my Strawberry letter.
The subject is he needs new underwear. All right, we'll

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it is strawberry letter. I thank you, nephew. He needs

(54:48):
new underwear is the subject. Okay, he needs new underwear
here Stephen Shirley. My husband is very particular about all
of his things. He had a professional organizer come and
do his side of the closet and I had to
have a tantrum to get him to pay to get
my closet done. I'm so glad we have separate closets
because with my busy schedule and a newborn, I don't

(55:10):
have time to keep my closet neat like his. My
husband has a shopping addiction too. When he goes to
hang with his boys, he needs a new shirt, or
a new jogging suit or new dress pants. I have
asked him a million times if he's really going to
hang with his friends because he is dressed so nicely.
He has a thing about his underwear too. There is

(55:32):
only one designer that he will wear, and they're expensive.
They are made of buttery soft, of a buttery soft
blend of silk, and I wear the panties by the
same designer. I have given him the underwear as a gift,
but every time I turn around, he's buying more. I
wash and fold all of his clothes, and I've noticed

(55:54):
that his underwear goes missing. If I ask him about
the underwear, he gets defensive and ask why I'm taking
inventory of his underwear. It's what a wife does, and
I do it with my children's clothes too. If things
are tattered, I throw them away and buy them some
new ones. But my husband cannot tell me why his
underwear keeps disappearing. He lied and said they shrink or

(56:17):
they nip when I wash them, they rip when I
wash them. As much as he pays for his underwear,
they should last fifty years before they shrink or tear up.
He just asked me the other day to order him
six more T shirts and six pair of underwear. If
he was cheating or leaving his underwear at someone else's house,
why would he ask me to order him more. Can

(56:39):
you tell me how his underwear keeps disappearing? Because he can't?

Speaker 8 (56:44):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Okay, honestly, I don't know why his underwear is missing.
I really don't. I can't answer you The only thing
I can think of is that he is leaving them somewhere.
We all lose things, Yeah, we lose our keys, we
lose our wallet, we lose our socks in the laundry, etc.
But very seldom do we lose our underwear, Very very

(57:06):
seldom do we do that. First of all, the underwear
has to be off of our bodies to actually lose them.
So it does make you think he's leaving them somewhere,
like at another woman's house or something. Okay, why else
would he get so defensive when you ask about them?
You deserve answers, And of course they shouldn't tear up
so easily if they're that expensive. I love how he

(57:28):
tried to blame you and say you damage them when
you wash them. None of this, what he's talking about
is adding up a lot of wives monitor they wash,
they take care of, and buy their husband's underwear so
he can lose the attitude. I say, stop buying new
ones until he tells you the truth about what's really
going on with his missing and dwindling underwear. There's definitely

(57:52):
more to this story. Somebody's lying and it's him, Tommy.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Is he The three things that could possibly be happy
because I've I've been on that side where I've been
coming up short with my draws.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Okay, I've I've been there myself.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
First is there's a possibility that your husband is a
stripper and you don't know that, you know, because I
mean that happens.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I'm like, like, I mean, I had my spell. I
did a year, So.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
What I mean, I don't There's certain things I don't
want to discuss, but I mean I did a year, okay.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
And and you know.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
You heard me what was your stripper's name?

Speaker 5 (58:40):
Stri me stripper, timing, strimey. You know, people tell your
drawers off. You know, I used to get my draw
tod all the time, and I mean that happens.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
That happens.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
So that's a possibility that that's what's going on. Your
husband could possibly be a stripper and when to do that.
But they just you know, they get carried away when
they go see these men stripping, they taddy draws off.
I mean, it happens all the time. So that's one thing,
all right, speaking from experience, I'm speaking from experience, okay.
And then and then y'all, y'all didn't That's just something

(59:15):
y'all didn't.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Know about me. I used to strip. Okay, let's get
past that part. Just get past it. Okay, need a minute,
get past it.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Well, first digitalizing me, because that's what y'all trying to
do is vigalize.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Stop it's not what you're doing. Okay.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Now here's the second thing. And I used to do
this too. It's possible that he is a magician and
he making his draws disappear.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
You know what I'm saying. I used to do that
I could make I did a year. I did a year, okay,
and I would I would make my draws disappear. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
It happens, all right, and you know I could pull
the rabbit out the hat and all that.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
But my closing was when I made my drawers disappear.
It was just amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
That was my That was my Yeah, yeah, that was
my clothing. Now late, I want you to listen to it.
So those two things can happen or this last one.
And I hate to say it, but because I don't
want nobody to take my idea, but it's it's possible
that he is making a draws quilt. That's what he

(01:00:26):
could possibly be doing is making a draws quilt.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Quilted draws.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
I mean, it's just it's a beautiful thing when you
have just patches and patches of draws.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Quip this quilted draws.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Yeah, and that, and you're talking about this is nice
fabric and all this nice and soft quilted draws. I
mean it's one of those three.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Don't don't.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Don't get so excited about it. I have a I
have a quilted drawls.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
I have all right, we're gonna have part two of
the Strawberry Letter coming up. We gotta hear from you.
You don't want to hear from me. I probably twenty
three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter subject he
needs new underwear. We'll get back into it right after this.
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the Strawberry letter. We gotta do this subject. He needs
new underwear now. This was written by a woman whose husband,

(01:01:58):
she says, is very particular about all of his things.
He had a professional organizer come in and do his
closet all of this. He likes when he goes out
with his friends, he has to have new clothes, new
dress pants, new jogging suits, you know, all of this,
new shirts, all of that when he hangs out with
his boys. And you know, she's getting a little suspicious

(01:02:20):
because why does he have to dress so nicely just
to hang out with the boys. And the one thing
that's really getting to her is that his underwear seems
to be disappearing, and he wears very expensive underwear. She
knows because she wears her underwear from this. She buys
her underwear from the same designer. But they keep coming
up short, they keep missing, and he keeps asking her

(01:02:42):
to buy him new underwear, and she's getting worried because,
you know, as the woman of the house, she kind
of monitors, you know, and makes sure they're okay, not
tattered and all of that, and if they need new one,
she replaces them. But he's asking her much too frequently
because as they're expensive, and she wants to know. He
tried to blame it on her. He said he didn't know.

(01:03:03):
He got an attitude when she asked him. He said, well,
maybe you wash them, you know, when you wash him,
they ripped and all of that. So she wants to
know if he's cheating or leaving his underwear at someone
else's house, and why does he keep asking her to
order him more? You know, I said, yeah, he could
be very well be cheating leaving them someplace else. Uh.

(01:03:24):
Strawmy also known as Tommy, said that it could be
one of trip Tommy. That's what that stands for, Strawmi.
He could be a stripper, a magician, or making an
underwear will quilto. And then now it's starting stimee to

(01:03:44):
hear from Junior what you got Junior?

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
First of all, Uh, yeah, dogs, see, you know, I
got draws I've had, you know, for a very long time.
They get washed and I put them back in the drawer,
and you know, but it's the type of draws I have.
Probably you know, first of all, uh, what draws are
made of? Buttery soft blend of silk. I don't know them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Buttery buttery. I don't even know what draws these is.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
Now here's what the other problem I have to Shirley
my wife and I cannot have both buttery silk designer.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
I don't want to have the same draws on that
my wife has on in the same texture because I
can't feel like the man of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Buttery. Now, now, let me tell you something. Now, I
don't care where they missing at that Ha's got to
do with it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
My problem is I'm a man, okay, and being a man,
I may have to fight at any moment. Now I
realized this, I cannot win the fight.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Fill in buttery is bothering you.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Okay, I can't win. You know, see, ain't underwear. We're
talking about draws, these draws shirt say. I don't want
no buttery silk soft blend of buttery because if I'm
swinging and I'm fighting, I can slip out my pants
now out here not out here with my pain now

(01:05:10):
because my draws is buttery silk, and I'm fighting boy
now now I don't even know it because I got
a buttery silk blared not now now about losing the fight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
They laughing at me. I can't do it. You see.

Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
Uh, that's why I like fruit of the loop. Let's
just go ahead and get them a childhood.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
They not buttery, but.

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
They when you look at them, when you look at
the commercial of fruit, look, the fruits was fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
See that's the one. That's why I bought them, because
they fight. The fruit. The grapes was fighting. Everybody saw this.
The apple the apple was fighting.

Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
You know, everybody knew that. That's why I got them.
They spoke to me buttery soft sickle bleard. Me and
my wife got the same draws on. They don't speak
to me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I can't tell her to go. Made me some coffee
and she got the same buttery silk on I got.
Cat forced her to make dinner, she.

Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
Got the same buttery salt silk on I got. Now
I'm in the kitchen cooking be cause we got the
same buttery silk softness. Now you're talking about what it
disappeared to forget that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
We don't know where they're going, but I know that we.

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
Cannot we cannot have the coexistence if I can't tell you,
you know, I try to, you know, I try to
pull her stuff and do this stuff and do this
all the tuckle with her, and then she do it
to me too, And I'm not winning. I'm demasculated. Nobody
wants buttery silk.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
As a man. I'll tell you right now, Pull our whole,
pull our.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
Whole, a network, pull everybody and say hey, man, do
you want buttery silk draw And.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
It's probably gonna come back two percent? Oh because hold us.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
Yeah, he the only one that want buttery silk. I
guarantee that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
And we're talking about frand though I kind of want
to put them on, I'd like to know the brain
I've never I never.

Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
Have, but.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
I gotta fight. I got it too much. I'm fighting
the world right now, and then the whole world on.
I got buttery silk draws on nobody respect know what
kind of draws you got.

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
It ain't just buttery silk, it's a buttery silk blend.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
Well, I see it on Amazon, buttery soft underwear, Amazon
Shop Men's Fashion.

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
How much is it if they if they more than
ten thouars a pack.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
I'm not buying them. I'm staying where I'm at. Oh,
butter this one, I'm staying where youngest, one of your
old school All right. Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry
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Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
Hi, surely will you know? Pimpen ain't here today? So
I'm gonna have to live Tommy peck. He's gonna be
be people how he feel about a team.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Yeah, he's just going. I ain't gonna be he can't.
He's just regular with it. Tommy, Okay, I got boil.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
All right, Here we go talk, Here we go, Man, Falcons, Buccaneers.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
One is a pirate, one is the bird. Let's figure
that out. I like I like birds. Were going with Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I like birds.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Let's go Okay, Bills, Patriots, Bills, Buffalo Bills and the Patriots.
It's cold for those place. It's really cold there. I
don't like that. Uh, but I like the blue uniforms
that the Bills. He that's a nice blue they got.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Let's go do today. I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Ravens, Bengals, Ravens and Bengals. I've never seen a Bengo before, but.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
That's a bird. I like birds. Let's do Ravens, Jets, Jaguars, Jets.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
And the Jaguars. I don't know what a jet is,
but my friend is the head coach over there. And
then I like Jaguars. That would be Jacksonville. That would
be hurting Texans if they will. We're going with the Jets.
A g that's my guy, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
On charges chiefs. Plane. I don't know what a jet?
Is it a plane?

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
What is it that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
What is a jet? I mean, Benny and the jets?

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
What is the jets? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
Oh okay, what did you just say? Cardinals in the Chiefs?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Charges in the Chiefs.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Hey, hey, hey, Kevin. Now I'm trying to hear. What
are they charging to though? What are they charging? Credit cards?
What are they doing? Okay, okay, I'm going with the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Can't see. Let's go Cardinals, Texas Cardinals.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
I'm sorry. Even though I'm a Texan, I love birds.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
I'm going with the Cardinals, Birds, browns, bears, Tommy browns
and bears.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
What is a brown? I don't know what a brown color?
From from Cleveland? You know, I'm going with the bears alone.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Like animals command, Amanda, and what are they commanding?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
I like, let's just do the things. Let's because I
like gumbo, so let's just do the thing. Okay, you
tired dat? I like birds?

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Eat?

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
All right? Thank you, thank you, Junior and coming over
at the top of the hour. Man on social media
needs some advice. His obsession with Christmas gifts being equal
we'll talk about it right after. This is this JR. No,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right,

(01:12:07):
So this is from Devon on Steve HARVFM. Devon says,
my wife is driving me crazy with Christmas present shopping
for our three kids. She's obsessed with making sure each
one of our three kids not only gets an equal
amount of presents this year, but the dollar amount has
to be equal too. So when they each had seven
presents each, I thought we were good, but she wanted

(01:12:30):
to see the receipts and found out that one kid's
gift was twenty five dollars more than the other two.
So I had to go out and find one more
present for each of them, but at dollar values that
evened out. This time, the eight presents ended up being
off by fifteen dollars, so we had to go out again.
She is getting on my nerves. What can I do

(01:12:52):
to tell my wife it's not that deep? You sure
then stop this?

Speaker 11 (01:12:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
What going back out? The equal out? No twenty find
out going on.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
I wouldn't have bought them no seven gifts. We wouldn't
have been We're not doing all that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Now they have eight with a fifteen dollars difference.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Okay, but this this is what y'all. All of these kids,
does it stayed out there?

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
No it? Yeah? Yeah, they got young kids. Yeah, but
this is out of control. She's way out of control.
Come on, mama, Yeah, we.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Need to talk to you. Wife, sit a downe and
talk to him, telling you you're way out of control.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
With this Christmas. Yeah, way out of control. Man cutting
down and she's already getting on his nerves. But he
can't even he hasn't even said anything yet. You got it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
As a father, as a man at the house, you
gotta put your foot down and said, baby, you're doing
too much. And I'm not finna be running in and
at these stoes for you. All down here is sneaking
in Target trying to get in and out of here
and get.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Out of these kids. I'm not negro.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
Yeah, a small ride out there in the park, you'll
be junior.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
What's your invite? What should he do?

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
I don't know about that, but a shout out to
the kids for the seven gifts.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
I ain't never seen seven gifts on a Christmas What.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Yeah? That feel like That's all I could hear. I
was seven gifts. Man.

Speaker 7 (01:14:19):
You know, I'm like Tom, he should have been stopped this,
but yeah, what you should do is, you know, you
should have just took one of the gifts away, whichever
one was twenty five dollars more.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Take a gift away from each kid. Don't add no
more gifts. Subtract these gifts to get to the even number.
We ain't have to go up. Or she has some
trauma growing up, she got played. I like it, Carla,
I like it. Therapy. Yeah, all right, here's another one, guys,

(01:14:51):
we have time for one more. Bianca and Steve Harvey
f M says. My family is heading to my dad's
house to spend christ to spend Christmas to and his wife,
bless her heart, is making a meal that most of
us either can't or won't eat. One of my kids
has food allergies, so I'm planning on bringing something for him,
but now I'm learning that my man, his daughter, and

(01:15:13):
my niece probably won't eat it either. Some of us
could force our way through a serving just to be polite,
but I know it's not going to be pleasant. I
don't want the day to turn into an awkward situation,
but I also don't want to offend our host. Should
I say something to her about the menu now or
just keep quiet and plan on feeding everyone afterward. I'm

(01:15:35):
not eating that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
I'm not eating that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
I'm not I'm not driving all the way down there,
and no, I'm finna put this in my stomach. I'm
not wish he could.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Yeah, now we're gonna pull up in there and we're
gonna have with some coolers, and we're gonna have some
Popeyes over here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
We gonna have some lunch meat. We gonna have this
and that. But I'm not eating that lunch eat okay,
but but yeah, you know what, you know what kills me?

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
How all this we go through for somebody feelings, All
this will take our stomach through for somebody that. Why
do I take my stomach through this because I help
feel Why does nobody want to tell her the truth
that this ain't no dog on good?

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
Why?

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Why why we can't matter of fact, why my daddy
ain't telling her your food ain't no good. We wouldn't
come on there and eat your food, Shirley in Atlanta
to sit on with you doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
I'm not cooking.

Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
I do not that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
We ain't eating to you. Divorce ethel. All right, guys,
thank you. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. All right, guys, here's trending news from our
home station in Chicago. One three, Former President Barack Obama

(01:17:04):
surprised the kids at the Bessie Coleman Chicago Public Library
Are Forever. President wore a Santa hat and read to
the children, and he gave them books. He gave them
coats and gloves as gifts in Chicago. You know that's
much needed. Yeah. President Obama was there to check on
the progress of the Obama Presidential Center, which should be
completed sometime next summer. So what do you think, Uh,

(01:17:29):
the impact of the presidential behavior of our youth's big.
He's doing something presidential that we haven't seen in a while. Yes, well,
don't you miss it. Yeah, Ever, he actually can read.
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna let you
do it on this, I promise you. He is so

(01:17:50):
presidential he actually can.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
Yeah, go back and watch old footage when he was president.
I just I look at that all the time. I
just be watching it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Going to YouTube here. Sometimes every now and then, yes,
we caveral speeches and everything. Just watch all that. Yeah,
oh man, oh yeah, all that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
Versus your current president that's talking about us as black.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
People who love him because of scams? What I was
I was just gonna ask the President Obama ever say
white people love him because they know a scam? What
peach him? I couldn't say that, right? All right, coming up,
we'll play around it. Would you rather? Right after this

(01:18:38):
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It is time now for a round it would you rather?
Would you rather untangle the Christmas lights? Or would you
rather clean the kitchen after Christmas dinner? Which one? I'm

(01:19:25):
cleaning the kitchen I can't have you. Yeah, you just
throw them away and get new lights because it's just
too much.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
If you can't or if you got to try to
find the one light that's out that controls the rest.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Yes, that's a horrible too. Yeah, and then I think you.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
Get mad at yourself for putting away the lights the.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Way you did the year before. Yes, yes, that's what
makes you throw them away trying to move on. It's
January twentieth.

Speaker 13 (01:19:58):
This is when you gotta be like, say, Christmas is
almost here. Okay, I'm trying to tell you it's Christmas.
Christmas is tomorrow, Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Would you rather have the power to never feel physical
pain or never feel emotional pain? Which one physical or emotional?
Physical pain? Yeah for sure? Oh for you for sure.
Yeah you can cry, I don't feel none of that's right.

(01:20:35):
Would you rather never have uh huh? Would you rather
never have to sleep again or eat again?

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
That's favorite part of life. I got to eat and
then sleep on that. Yeah yeah yeah, never eat, never sleep,
just wide awake.

Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
One hundred and ten pounds pounds, just just scaling chicken
tasted these days like chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Like I'm gonna say I'm gonna say sleep, that's hard. Yeah,
but that's hard when everyone else is sleeping.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
You're up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Yeah, that's crazy eating all right? Would you rather give
up heat in the winter or the Internet for the winter?
Which one sitting long off right now? If I want
to give up heat for the winter? Man, I had it?

(01:21:41):
All right? Would you rather watch the Temptations or the
Five Heart Beats? I'm not gonna like tea. It's gotta
be the temp taste.

Speaker 7 (01:21:51):
I gotta see the Temptations to you, hanybody come I have.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
That anytime.

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
I love five but we love seriousness and the Temptations
come on.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
David Ruffin. Yeah, it's real. Yeah, but I'm like me.
I like the fac that Leon is in both of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so you can watch Leon both. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm David Ruffin and these are the Temptations. I know

(01:22:27):
you came to see me. All right, Thank you, guys.
That's today's round of would you rather? Coming up? At
forty nine minutes after the hour, it is our last
break of the day, and we'll close out the show
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(01:23:11):
It's giving Holiday Harmony. All right, guys, here we are
our last break of the day on this Thursday. It's
a good show. You have fun. Yeah, a good time today?
What Tommy King pranks?

Speaker 8 (01:23:25):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
I'm trying to think of something. Give me something to
cook for the holiday, something different.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Oh that's why you're looking at me. Oh okay, Oh
that's clearly I was wondering. I was like, why is
Tommy staring at me like that? Okay, I want you
to say nothing. I got you got a crack pie?
I got a crack p I was gonna say that, Junior.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
Sure you know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
What you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
Listen, Christmas Eve, get your kitchen ready now, you know
you can fry some turky, you know you could cook, Tommy,
Tommy can really cook. So get you make you some
gumbo used to you can do all that. But while
you doing all that, put on the Temptations.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
A nobody come to see you. Oh this okay, okay,
let's do this.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
Then.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
What's what's old movies to watch while while we when
we were on a holiday for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Okay, that's fun. That's number one, The Temptations number one,
number one. Okay, you can go with the five heart beats.
I love the five harp five heart beats. It's got
out my boy Hawthorn, James Hawthorne, big Yabert. Yeah, Rubbert Towns,
Robert Townsend for sure, out of Chicago.

Speaker 7 (01:24:46):
Okay, let's see, we're gonna watch Life. I know I'm
gonna watch Life. I'm gonna have to watch Light.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Breaks my heart though. That's because it just took too
long to get out of Yeah, boy, well, so funny
when they're in there.

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
You know, it's just so heartbreaking because it's so real.
There's so many innocent yea in their whole lives watch
every holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I watched that. Yeah that's a hard am. What about
you know who did a good job in life?

Speaker 11 (01:25:23):
Okay, yeah, forgot, forgot, Rick, I really did.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
I had to think.

Speaker 7 (01:25:29):
When you said that, I was like, okay, yeah, but
I'm not watching what the documentary Diddy again?

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Watching that? No, that that's too haunting. You don't. You
don't leave it there. You know what I'm saying. When
you're when you're done, you think about it after you've
seen it. You know, it's like haunting. It's a horror. Yeah,
it's a horror. Yeah, yeah it is. You don't you don't,
just okay, watch it. Okay, we're done. Next. Uh, okay, here's.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
A Christmas This is an old Christmas movie. Die Hards.

Speaker 11 (01:26:07):
Oh yeah, class yeah, yip, trying to think of Okay,
old school, old school, real old school. Okay, it's gonna
make you cry, no doubt. Imitation of Life gott.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
I've seen that. I first saw that movie when I
was six. Girl, you I didn't meet him all excuse me?
Who watches Imitation of Life at six? His grandmother we

(01:26:52):
had to system.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
Arla had to sit there and watch the Imitation of Life,
I said, I said, Grandma, she didn't want to be black.
First time I realized what was going on.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
The back then. But she was the first class that
fell on the casket. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
What about the classics though, like Home Alone, Miracle on
thirty four.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Alone, watching them? Uh uh, what's the one that a
Wonderful Life? Yeah, wonderful life. Yeah, wonder It's a wonderful life.

Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
Yeah, all those are class like Boomerang and christ Yeah.
Like because you know Gerard's parents when they came over
to marcus the house for Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Kidding, you got to coordinate. I see what you did there.
Any Eddie Murphy movie, anything Eddie Anything? Yeah, yes, man,
that's one of my all time favorite movies, The Best Man.
I loved that movie, still do Best Man Holiday and

(01:28:05):
El Boogie Chores. Chestnut was just so fine in that
movie though still he still is today. But that movie
when he walked in the clubs, yeah, El Boogie, Yeah,
that was great. Let's see what other ones that we

(01:28:28):
watched during the holidays. Always my mom used to watch
Love to Watch forty two with Chadwick Boseman. She loved
that movie. Yeah, she always watched that movie during the
Christmas holidays. She loved that movie. Anything Chadwick though, yes,
James Brown, Yeah, I forgot how many good ones? What

(01:28:49):
about Color Purple anybody watching Color Purple, the new one
or the old one? Tommy, that's your watch. I ain't
watch a new one yet. I just did. I loved it, Tommy.
It was very good.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I'm committed to the old when y'all I'm committed
to the old.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Yeah, it was very good. Yeah, you gotta watch that.
Coleman Tomingo. Yes, oh, Coleman is the truth. Yes, you
gotta watch. Did he sound like did he sound like?
Got that meal box feet? He did a thing that
you missing, right, he did a thing. Just say that. Okay,
you'll see. It was good because the whole movie is reimagined.

(01:29:30):
You know, it's it's the color purple, but it's reimagined,
and it's good. They're a lot of woman. Doctor in
your run down the table. I've been dead, Ala l Please,
ain't the words of my uncle talk to God.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
He would love to hear from you. Until then, y'all
be in peace.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
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