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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
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Speaker 3 (00:26):
Show to.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Don't joy?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Well yeah, Joy, you don't you.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Know you gotta turn.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth turn, probably got to
turn the mouth. Wa the monico.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
on dig me now, one and only Steve Hargy got
a radio show.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Ain't God been good to me? But then again, ain't
he been good to you?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Two? Though? I mean, really, man, think of all the
blessings God has given you.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
You know what.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
That's a good news today though, y'all.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
In the face of the world being the way it is,
the evilness that's out there, it just it just seems
like that's all that's on the news.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You know, we got we got news of parents not
really standing up being parents. We got news stories of
children turning on their parents. You got, you got everything,
the economy, you got places you thought used to be
beautiful places to go, now they got travel alerts.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
It's just it's all over. It's it's all over. But
the good news is.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
There's something that you can have in this relationship with
God that gives you a way to deal with it all.
And I'm not saying that it'll protect you from every
single thing out there that is happening, because some things
are going to happen to you. You're going to be
in an accident from time to time. You're going to

(03:16):
make a mistake and fall down from time to time.
But man, wouldn't it be incredible to you for you
if you understood that you had some insurance in all
of this that no matter what happened to you, you
know you will covered. You know, look, insurance companies, as
good as they are, you know, like our friends that
stay Farm or any other insurance company you know they do,

(03:39):
they do some amazing things. Insurance is a really really
good thing to happen in the event that something happens
to you. You know, you may not want to pay
the premium, but guess what in the event that something
happens to you that insurance is absolutely critical. Well, but
guess what they cover certain things. You could get life insurance,
you can get auto insurance, you can get accident insurance,

(04:03):
you can get health insurance. There is nothing that you
can buy to safeguard you against life's decisions. You know,
if you make a mistake, if you cheat, if you lie,
if you if you fall down and you can't seem

(04:23):
to get it together, and you make a crazy decision
about how you're gonna go about securing an income, there
are there are no policies you can buy for that.
You can't buy a policy if you stop being the
man you're supposed to be, and and and and give
up on your children. You can't buy a policy if

(04:44):
something happens as a mother and all of a sudden
you're not the mother you're supposed to be. But there
is some insurance coverage out there for you. And that
relationship that you form with God, that friendship that you
form with him, that that alliance, that partnership, that prayer

(05:04):
that you put in all the time, there is an
insurance policy that you have taken out when you form
a relationship with your heavenly Father, when you form a friendship,
when you form a bond that protects you, that protects
you when these things happen in the event that they happen.

(05:25):
Now here's a great thing about prayer. Prayer can head
off some stuff from happening. It really really can. Prayer
can prevent some things from happening. You know, I'll give
you an example in my life. Okay, here we go,
because see, see it's the best way for me to
do it, because see, what I don't like to do
is talk to people without letting them know.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Hey, look I'm in this hole with you. I feel
where yet? Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I was making some decisions a few years ago because
what I thought I was doing was counterbalancing something that
was happening in my life. You know, I thought that
since I wasn't happy or well for whatever the reason
I thought I wasn't happy, if I, as wrong as
I am, wanted to blame somebody else from my unhappiness.

(06:14):
That's really if I make a bad decision because I'm
thinking I'm unhappy with somebody, Holy pardon too. Wrongs don't
make it right, and I make a decision to do
something wrong, and now the consequences come when I do
something wrong. See then that I already know, as an
intelligent thinking man, as most of you are, that when

(06:37):
you do something wrong, that you know there is a
consequence for that I teach that to my sons. When
you do something wrong, there is a consequence. So as
an adult, I fully understood the consequence. And so what
I was doing was I was making some decisions that
was causing some consequences in my life, that was delaying
my happiness, delaying my progress, causing my business not to

(07:01):
go the way it could go, so forth and so on. Well,
what I started doing was I took out this insurance
policy called Prayer, and I started putting it in my
mix on a daily basis. And then I started putting
it in my mix, you know, two three times a day.
And then I found myself using it all the time.
And then I really started putting it in when I

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didn't need any help, when I wasn't in trouble, I
started putting insurance in. I started making deposits into the bank.
I started paying my premiums down and Prayer is like
a premium, you just pay into it. Then when situations
started coming up, now that Prayer that I had put in,
that in those premiums I had paid it started preventing

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me from making the decisions I was making in the past.
Thus I didn't have to suffer the consequences. Thus, my
businesses didn't have to be delayed in this progress because
I had put some payments on some premiums. I had
taken out an insurance policy with my life, my real life.
I'm talking about your life where you make your day

(08:07):
to day decisions in I'm not talking about see life
insurance is only good if you die. God has a
policy that's available that's available for you.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Why are you living?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
See?

Speaker 7 (08:20):
In order for an insurance policy to pay, something bad
got to happen.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Now.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
There may be some others out there I don't know
nothing about, but all.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
The ones I got my car insurance, they only come
into play if I have an accident. I have an
accident insurance policy where if something happens to me, I
got accident, I got My voice is covered in case
something happened to that. I got that, but I got
to not be able to talk to cash that one.
You understand everything. I got homeowners insurance. Don't nothing show

(08:53):
up on my homeowner's insurance unless it's a flood, a fire,
a felt. Something bad got to happen for my insurance
to even make sense. When you take out the policy
with your heavenly father, when you pay the premiums of prayer,
and that's all it costs.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Man, It ain't you.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Ain't got to have no money for this policy I
put into the policy. It pays me dividends and benefits
for living. Ain't nothing got to go wrong for me
to cash in on this policy. I use this policy
for good things. I give you example. I use this

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policy to ask God to watch over my family when
I travel, make the decisions to pay your premiums in prayer,
Talk to your heavenly father, get you some insurance in
your life.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
And when you have little things like that, keep on stepping. Man.
God loves you.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Man, Man, I show hope you talk to God today
because guess what He shure would like to hear from you.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
That's for sure.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
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Thank you.

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Speaker 7 (12:07):
Because I'm human.

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I also want to thank a person that you all know,
but I can't tell you who it was who called
me last night and required some counseling for fifty minutes,
and after fifty minutes of talking, he didn't hear thing
I said. I should have never answered that call. I'm

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asking the Lord to reward me for that because I
personally see no value in picking up that call. They
say God's ways is high above the earth. That's the heavens.
Obviously that was one of them. I want to thank
Calling for Real for representing all the derelic women out there,

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the tie cutters and gas tank ruiners and one the
one shield busting and I want to thank her for
the court case of walking in with.

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The term allegedly. Thank you, thank you, and most of all,
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Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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All right, it is time now to start your morning
off with the nephew and run that brank back.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
What you got for his nest? Panic party?

Speaker 9 (14:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh u win, folks show, let's go get out Panit partner.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Hello, Hello, Well, I'm gonna got a wrong number mone
of his markers. I'm trying to find Is this the
person that lives in in nineteen A?

Speaker 12 (14:51):
Yeah, yeah, nineteen Hey Gary, what's up?

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I'm trying to find the lady that lives in nineteen A?
Am I calling the right place?

Speaker 12 (15:00):
He's talking about Bree?

Speaker 8 (15:01):
Bree?

Speaker 9 (15:02):
That's that's it? Bree?

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Is Bree available?

Speaker 9 (15:06):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (15:07):
Nah?

Speaker 12 (15:07):
Man, she she's probably at word.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Oh okay, all right, well listen, I'm I'm I live
in I live on the eighteenth floor. Me and some
of the guys on the eighteenth floor are throwing throwing
a party on the rooftop and we were gonna we're
inviting a few people. So I was trying to yeah, yeah, yeah,
So we was gonna invite Bree. I'd never seen you before.
I didn't know you. So you live in the building too, Yeah?

Speaker 12 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, man, I lived in nineteen eight with her.
Yeah that's my girl.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
What's up?

Speaker 12 (15:35):
Wait? Where where's the party?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Okay? The party is Friday night?

Speaker 9 (15:39):
All right, the party is Friday night.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
So yeah, Well, like I said, we were reaching out
and you know, we wanted to invite I never you know,
I've seen Brie coming in out of the building and
and uh, you know, the doorman told me that you
think she lives on the nineteenth floor somewhere. So so yeah,
I was trying to shed where's come and get way?
You're on the eighteenth r I'm on eighteen four half. Yeah, yeah,

(16:03):
I'm at eighteen half. So the parties, you know, is
on Friday night, like about ten o'clock, ten to ten
to one. We're inviting a few people out.

Speaker 12 (16:10):
So but but like I said, you know, I didn't I.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Didn't know you lived with breathe. But this is a
this is a cool thing, man. But so we're having
We're having a panty party on Friday night.

Speaker 13 (16:22):
What a panty party?

Speaker 9 (16:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, on on the rooftop. We're having a panty party.
You know, we got food and drinks and all that
kind of stuff. So I was wanting to see if
she wanted to come out.

Speaker 14 (16:32):
So so that that's what you do, Margaret, that's what
you'll do on the eighteen four, y'all just hit up
folks and try to get these girls come to a
painty party, a panty party.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
We have a party once once every you know, once
every once a quarter. We throw a party.

Speaker 14 (16:46):
So you know, just keep up this bullet brow to
me the last party you're throwing. It does matter with
you calling me out.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah, the language, the language, bro hold on, hold on.
First of all, I didn't know Breed live with someone
in nineteen Ay, I've never seen anybody other than Brie.

Speaker 12 (17:04):
Okay, yeah, since I warned my soft dog, who are
you Mark?

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Okay? So so okay, I'm Marcus. But let's just calm down.
Like I said, all I'm trying to do is invite
Bree to to you know, to a party.

Speaker 14 (17:17):
Now, Brie ain't coming to the penny party. Boy, what's
the matter with you?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Okay? So let's let let me ask you this, sir.
I called for Brie, I don't know, yeah, and you
got Gary.

Speaker 9 (17:30):
If I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
I don't know nothing about no Jerry. Okay, so brit
would have to let me know that that she doesn't
want to come to the party. But since I thought
I had to write number for Brie, well I'll do
is find out how to get in touch with Bree directly,
because once again I didn't know I was getting in
contact with Gary. I thought I was getting in touch
with Brie.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (17:51):
Yeah, you're going to be worth much to breed man
when I cut that off, you to call me.

Speaker 12 (17:55):
That's my girl, that's my girl.

Speaker 9 (17:57):
Okay, so it's your girl, all right.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
But like I say, I didn't know she had a
boyfriend anything. But that doesn't stop me from asking Brie
if she wants to come to the party.

Speaker 14 (18:06):
Yeah, well she ain't single. She's not single. The only
the only thing single in nineteen A is that single barrel.
That's the only thing that single up in nineteen as.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Okay, so let me ask you this man, how long
have you to breathe been together?

Speaker 12 (18:17):
I don't worry about what the my girl? What the
are you?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (18:21):
I think I think Bree.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Can make her own decision or if she want to
come to the party, I just call her directly. I
just got the wrong number mixed up, that's all it is.

Speaker 14 (18:30):
No, you got the right number, Marcus, you got the
You got the right number and the wrong mother.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
So are you trying to say Brie can't make up
on my mind on her she want to come to
the party or not?

Speaker 14 (18:40):
Bris she can make up. She can make up her
mind if she wants to. I think she has made
it up, Marcus, I think she has.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
Well, how do you know that?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
I haven't even asked to come to the paned party?

Speaker 12 (18:50):
What the you want, Marcus? What do you really want?

Speaker 4 (18:53):
I won't breathe at the panded party, That's what I want.

Speaker 13 (18:58):
You can't have, Briant, no handy parties, that's mine. Listen, mother,
I'm at work right now. Don't come and leave with
this both. I've been in that building for years. I've
never heard no panty party before.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Are you gonna ask her to come to the panty party?

Speaker 13 (19:13):
Do I need to ask that panty party? And you, Marcus,
My girl ain't coming in no penny parties?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
All right? I see what I gotta do now. I
gotta go to the door man and get Brianna's get
Breez's number, and I ask you to come. You're not
gonna pass on the message that I want her to
have me.

Speaker 13 (19:31):
Let me tell you something. You better not come in
no door, man, you better not come to nineteen eight.
That's my girl. Stay away from her.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Okay, okay, okay, all right, cool. So, I mean, I
don't know what else to say. Parties in a few days,
and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let up until
I can at least give Brion I'm an invitation to
come out to the panty party.

Speaker 13 (19:51):
Give invitation, bring it coming up? Don't even want to
you can see there is me.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
So let me ask you this.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Are you a saying of breeds fannies?

Speaker 9 (19:58):
Do you not want her?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
You do not want us to see her in the
in the in her panties.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
I mean, what if we don't worry about me or
my girl or teens? You got me, you got me?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Okay, all right, man, I'm.

Speaker 13 (20:11):
Not if I wasn't at work, I crossed mother Lucky
you called me at work.

Speaker 9 (20:16):
I know you at work.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
And because somebody told me you at work. You know
who told me you at work?

Speaker 13 (20:21):
Gary could have told you that was at work mother
Bree told me.

Speaker 12 (20:26):
You at work.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
This is a nephew tom me from the Steve Alby
Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (20:29):
You just got mother, I told you.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
What's the.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Hey, Hey Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, listen to me. This
is nephew tell me from the Steve Alby Morning Show.
Your girl Brionna got me to prank phone call you.

Speaker 12 (20:47):
This is a prank.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
You alright?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Man?

Speaker 8 (20:59):
You are man, I'm in the closet right now, closet,
come home.

Speaker 12 (21:12):
How you doing me like that at work?

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Man?

Speaker 12 (21:13):
I need this job. I got bills to.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
Pay and I got one more question.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Man, what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.

Speaker 12 (21:21):
That's the Steve Harvey Mornings Show.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Come on and that thank you not coming up next?
It is ask the Colo.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building
and he's waiting and ready for your love questions.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Have you heard about trainer Games? Add this to your
ben's list. This season, ten athletes will face the toughest
job interview in fitness that will push them past physical
and mental breaking points with grueling challenges that can be
only one winner, who is the fittest of the fit,
and leave here with an I fit were two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (22:02):

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Speaker 10 (22:13):
It's time for Ask the CLO with our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey and the building ready for your love questions,
Chanelle and Roanoke says, I found out my sixteen year
old son is having sex and snuck a girl in
the house. Our dogs walk through the kitchen with a
condom wrapper in his mouth, and my son turned red

(22:34):
as a single mom.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Do I get his dad involved? How do I handle this?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Well, first of all, let me command your dog, because
your rappers really hard to swallow. And he knew by
the smell of this that this was very interesting, had
never been this before, so this let me get this
outside in the garage.

Speaker 7 (22:55):
Well, I can see what this really is. That's what,
so kudos to the doll.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
First of all.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Secondly, you need to get his father involved.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
And it's not gonna be the reprimand that you think,
but you do need to get the father involved. He's sixteen.
You can forget having the conversation of this is wrong
and you shouldn't do that. You can you can throw
that conversation out the window. Once the boy taste the fruits,

(23:28):
it's his quest till he died. It's no backing out
of this. Okay, out and tried it one time. Now
I'm a wait till I get married. That that conversation.
You think, what conversation you've didn't had with this boys?
The best thing he did was use protection. The deed
is already done. And I'm telling you right now, once
the deed is done, that is you can't close that

(23:51):
covet door.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
That door don't shut. No, that that door don't shut.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's it's your whole life quest from that moment on,
once you get that fruit, a piece of that path. Yeah,
what did it?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Well?

Speaker 10 (24:11):
Earlier?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Driving forth, it makes me feel just the whole motivation
Why buy calls and jewelry, rains, swimming and houses, homes, dreams, calls, watching,
Oh yes.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yes, okay, Steve, thank you coello. Yeah, it's clear.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Uh Andy.

Speaker 10 (24:35):
Moving on to Andy and Detroit, Andy says, I was
initially attracted to my wife because she's wealthy and loves
nice things. I have a great job, but she makes
a lot more money than I do. Her friends say,
I'm an opportunist. Why is it acceptable if a woman
marries up, but if a man does it not so much?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Well, you know it's called double standards, bro. You know
it's the same reason. If a man sleep with everybody
in the office, he's still mister Jackson, and if a
woman do it, she everything but her name because it's
double standards and it's such a rarity. But when it happens,
you know, I mean, but why you're letting it bother you?

(25:17):
But you said, yeah, you were first attracted to her
because she was wealthy. That's what you're saying. He did
he did. So, Now that was your first attraction and
she liked nice things, Okay, cool. It wasn't her eyes,
it wasn't her dreams, the way she looked at you,
the way she treated you. No, you liked her because

(25:38):
she was wealthy. So now that's what you put out.
That's what everybody then picked up on. Because trust me, bro,
there is no way to hide that I first got
with my wife and failed for her because of she
was wealthy. Okay, and and loves nice things. You ain't
saying nothing about her being a beautiful person. I don't hockey.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
You can imagine her making a great mother for your children.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
You they say none of that.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
You said that.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
So now if you don't think that that's what exudes
from your body, and you don't think other people can
pick up on that, especially women, I don't know what
to tell you. Man. Congratulations, you accomplished the mission. Now
you got to live the life, because I'm telling you
right now, the riches ain't gonna last.

Speaker 13 (26:23):
Hm.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
You're gonna need to be in love, and you're gonna need.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
To like somebody, all right.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
A lot of rich women ain't got no men.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
All right.

Speaker 10 (26:38):
Moving on to Dana in Fairview, Dana says, my husband
and I are separated because I sent a picture of
my vijayj to him.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
While he was at work.

Speaker 10 (26:47):
I had never done anything like that, but my coworker
said it was it was a way to keep my
marriage spicy.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
He didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
How do I fix things?

Speaker 11 (26:58):
What he like?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
What is it not to light?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
It was because she sent it at work to him
while he was at work.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
Okay, what what what did it hit the Was it
on the text thread with the coworkers?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
That was it?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
But I don't understand why you separate it though. What
so this dude, listen to me. I want you to
pay careful closest. I want you to pay pay careful
attention to what I'm about to say. If a man
leaves you and separates from you for that reason, right there,
I can tell you, as a man, and I've been

(27:38):
a man a long time, that ain't the reason. Yes,
he is using that as a reason, but that ain't
no read it ain't a man living nowhere if you
send him a picture of the Promised Land, that he
is gonna stop talking to you and pack his stuff up.

(28:00):
Who is this guy? What are you talking about? You
need to look a little bit deeper into this situation.
First of all, why did you need to spice up
the relationship because their coworker told her? Well? But see,
but see, guess what your coworker told you that because
y'all done had some unspicy conversations about your relationship. I agree. Now,

(28:25):
your coworker didn't tell you nothing wrong. She was trying
to help you, but your man because you needed some
spicing up, and he needed out. Your spicy picture of
the promised lad gave him the out he needed. Ain't
no man nowhere leaving his wife because she sent a
picture of her thing to the job.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
Who is this food?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
So to her question, Steve of how do I fix things?

Speaker 7 (28:54):
There's the thing is not the picture. The thing is
the real reason he wants to leave, and the real
reason you needed to.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Send it to spice up the relationship in the first place.
I promise you that's it.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Agree, No, dude, No?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Well?

Speaker 7 (29:13):
What all right?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Shorty?

Speaker 10 (29:18):
And Pensacola says. I'm a waitress at a topless bar.
One of my married customers offered to pay me a
monthly fee for sex. If I get two more customers
like him, I can work from home. I'm not big
on adult Tree. Wait, I'm not big on adult Tree.
So should I only offer my services to single men?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
What you are already considering this business proposition? Make your
decision and make your move. You just need too mo now,
all right, it's Steve Harbin Martin show Man. It might
be two birds in that push, but if you let
this bird go to reach in there for the two

(29:59):
in the bush, and they fly out the bush. You
ain't got nothing. A bird in the hand is worth
two in the bush.

Speaker 15 (30:06):
But if it's two and that are having to catch both,
wouldn't that be better?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
See key word in that was a small word with
the smaller, the smallest words with the biggest consequences. If
if I rob this bank and if they don't catch me,
I'm gonna be rich. Okay, a whole lot of ifs
sitting in prison today.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Coming up right after that.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we
go with something funny.

Speaker 10 (30:41):
So Steve, now what is this?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Woman always beat men at arguments? We know this, but
they do because they do things that men don't do
and are incapable of doing. Here's some reasons that you'll
never win an argument. How about the first one you
need to understand. And above all else, they don't forget

(31:06):
what nothing?

Speaker 7 (31:10):
They don't forget a dunk gun thing.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
You let it go? She said, I forgive you, but
she banked all that information. Women have the biggest hard
drive in their brain ever created. IBM ain't got nothing
on a woman's hard drive.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Baby with sports set.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, you can't erase their hard drive. It's locked in forever.

Speaker 11 (31:41):
Remember in nineteen ninety eight, Remember that when I got
that number out of the party.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
It was kind of number. Remember that. You remember here's
another You know what we do? We delete information, right?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh you deleted the men.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
To get it off our phone, computers, everything.

Speaker 15 (31:56):
Got to get rid of it.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
And they don't.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
They don't.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
That's stupid.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
It's called evidence.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
I'll tell you another thing they got.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
They got a picture or ever, yes, even if it
ain't a photograph, it's a mental image. They got you.
You know, women come off and don't say here's another one,
and don't say you didn't say something. You're right, you

(32:30):
didn't say it, but your text.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
And guess what you'll don't forgot.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Here it is right here, I got it.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I saved you. Here's another reason women always win it,
because women don't care if you answer or pick up
their phone. They don't.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
They don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
They don't. You know why, because all you gonna find
is pictures of shoes, recipes, baby pictures.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
And halfstips. You're right with me, except no evidence. None
Look at it.

Speaker 15 (33:13):
Three seven six five. I don't look at the pig coat.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Here's the other reason you can't win the argument because
they can see who you call is on your phone
from a mile away.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
They can.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I don't give what kind of protective screen you got
on that the black one that you can't see from
the sun.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
You can see.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Who is she. Here's another reason you can't remember. You
can't win an argument. Why because they remember exact dates, Yes,
exact dates, with the detail, what you had, what you

(34:02):
was eating, all of that, what car you was in,
where you were sitting. Can't breathe it out, breathe it out.
There's another reason you can't win an argument with a woman.
You ready without even setting it up. They lie for

(34:24):
each other, Charlie. They don't do none of that.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Carlo, Where was I yesterday?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
At my house? Immediately we were.

Speaker 10 (34:40):
Watching we have the car, We were watching the Atlanta Housewise,
I got a call Jay, I was with you and
I got to say something.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
And here's the other reason you can't win an argument,
because they have one put down.

Speaker 7 (34:59):
That no man and has ever been able to top.
Here is to put down they used.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Stop acting like some little old girl, except they don't
use girls. She just called me.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
After that, you're shaken to the court.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
You can't come back like right now, you just stuck
on that. Yeah, stop acting like some little old girls.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
But they don't say girl.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
But they don't say girls. Now you're up in here.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
All you hear is that we went again that argument.

Speaker 7 (35:34):
You ain't got no more point?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
What man?

Speaker 15 (35:38):
What actually you was winning the argument?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
We know how to shut it down?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Man?

Speaker 9 (35:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (35:51):
Man?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Why did that hurt?

Speaker 12 (35:52):
Someone?

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Like?

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Because no comeback? You got no comeback.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
But let me tell you something, ladies, Yes, you should
never say that to your man.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I would never say that. I've never been because because
words cut really deep. And once you cut a man
so deep, how do you fix that? And I know
women who have used that on their man a lot.
And I'm telling you it's hard to come back for that,
because men I come back for that is well, okay,

(36:23):
I'll tell you what I know. Somebody don't think I'm
a little old girl? Yeah, because what that? That's that's
the ultimate insult for a man. You're just a little
old girl.

Speaker 13 (36:34):
Man.

Speaker 15 (36:36):
You can't come back from that.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
And when you do that to a man, you damage
you when you say telling about.

Speaker 13 (36:45):
House not.

Speaker 16 (36:48):
Ouse that right now, this is how your women really
feel about you. What's bad is when you see a
guy get done in public like that?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Us, oh you work?

Speaker 9 (37:02):
That is.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
You see his lady do that? Like women to see that?

Speaker 13 (37:10):
That's right? Women.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Women don't like over that.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Yeah, oh man.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Women don't like to see a woman belittling her man
in public.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
We don't. I've seen it.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
You ain leave me.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
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Speaker 10 (37:59):
It's time out for around him. Would you rather would
you rather communicate only with emojis?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Or did you call them Steve imogys emojis?

Speaker 10 (38:11):
Or would you rather communicate by writing everything down right now?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Because I don't know what half the emojis?

Speaker 13 (38:18):
You know what?

Speaker 15 (38:19):
I don't know half the emojis, I'm doing an emojis.
I can't write no more.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
It's hard.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
That's another stupid sting. You fit can't write? He can't
write no more?

Speaker 7 (38:35):
Where did you forget?

Speaker 5 (38:38):
When was that?

Speaker 10 (38:40):
Would you rather get your toe in the middle of
the night or would you rather bite your tongue while
you're eating off in the middle.

Speaker 15 (38:50):
This tongue? Yeah, I don't want that toe in the
middle of the night and tan up everything.

Speaker 11 (38:56):
In the room that's going, that's going well, off that
that's gonna last a while.

Speaker 15 (39:04):
Toe and then hit that dresser, that nice stand, hit
your on that door.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I did it on the stepped on toys, all that. Yeah,
I'm gonna bite my tongue, even though I hate it.
I'm gonna bite my tongue, both of them ugly. But
that when you stub that toe, it's a serious domino effect.

(39:31):
First of all, Like you know, man, when you bite
your tongue, you all you do is whipper. When you
stub your toe, you holler, you cuss, you rake stuff
off the night scan, you tad out the drapes off
the wall, and you feel on yourself. All that happens, Yes,
all that happened. You stubb that toe? Right, you don't

(39:54):
even know you because I sleep neked. I walk up
to the bathroom and you stub that toe. And after
you rake everything off your night's thanking and Tadam drake
down you was going to the bathroom, you realize you
don't even have to go no more because your whole
five win.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 10 (40:16):
Would you rather your former sex partners say that you
were horrible in bed or that you you referred them
to say you rather than to say you were musty?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
You were bad in bed?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
What they say? I ain't mustard? Now hold on, I ain't.
Hell no, hell yeah, hell yeah, I was musty.

Speaker 7 (40:34):
I was working. Yes, what you're nothing to do is
be talking about I wasn't working.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
That ain't heppen.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Look at that ego.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
That's work, work effort.

Speaker 10 (40:51):
Last one, would you rather spend the day with Superman
or would you rather spend the day with wonder Woman?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Wonder Woman that rope around. Now, I'm gonna hang out
with Superman. You say the wrong thing to wonder Woman
ain't gonna go good for you. I don't want to
offend her, So I'm gonna have this come on and fly.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Over him Today's brownded Would you rather thank you?

Speaker 10 (41:18):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
All right, Steve, go ahead, Well, now.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
What you about to hear?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
It's your comedic genius, but I must lay a disclaimer.
This is going to be a little edgy.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
It's gonna ruffle a couple of feathers.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
So I'm just letting you know this. This is j
Anthony Brown. If you asked me do it, and I
kind of got an idea. I don't know exactly what
it is, but I'm in support of comedy. Yeah, but
I'm saying we're doing this with a disclaimer, Okay, that

(42:15):
no one can call us and say nothing about it.
I don't know exactly what he's gonna do, but he
could ruffle some feathers, Lady and general.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
J Anthony Brown, all right, what I'm about to do
right now?

Speaker 17 (42:28):
Every year, a lot of people, good people you know,
meaning good have quansa parties.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Now, okay, let's start right there. Yes, I don't think
it's a lot of people. You can go ahead.

Speaker 7 (42:43):
You must be trying to build this Junke up.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
And trying to build it up.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
It's not a lot of quans.

Speaker 17 (42:50):
How about people have a Quanta party and don't a
lot of people come, and they wonder why people don't come.
What I have is cogestions to get more people to
your Quanza party. Number one, offer a free don get
to anybody who will show up.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
One size fit all.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
Bam.

Speaker 11 (43:20):
Learn.

Speaker 17 (43:23):
Everybody that shows that to your Kwanza party, you get
a free bean pile.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
If you don't like bean, give a sweet potato. If
you can't.

Speaker 17 (43:33):
Everybody don't like me, I like, I love. Okay, Now
this one is really good. This is really really good.
If you have a Kuwanza parties, then you can demonstrate
what I mean by this. Do not have more than
two velosifying brothers or sisters at your party.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
You don't want more than two in there. You don't
want to, you know, brothers.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Let me say this about this time, this period that
we partake of in this a questrious moment, a history
of filing or the gytutrichness or the barbariousness of what
these holidays are too. That's why we celebrate quads. But

(44:17):
I dare say, though, brother, you don't want that. We
contitulate the situation knowing that it is phaagorically not a
capability of scientific split.

Speaker 17 (44:33):
Let let me interject some sensibility into this conversation. Okay,
you don't want a whole bunch of them at your party. Okay,
it ends up the mood number five.

Speaker 18 (44:46):
Ease up, this is very what easer you know what?
Ease up me right up on the incense and sage. Okay,
because the black of my nose is burning.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
How my shoes? They're like, I got a headache?

Speaker 15 (45:13):
Noxious, I'm gonna my green tastes like Saint.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Number two.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
You want number seven?

Speaker 17 (45:28):
You want to play something other than the Lion King, Anne,
This is vendpoint. The African drummers don't have to play
all night long, Okay, they Shirley dinner and last but
ninally end last night. Don't tell nobody it's a quantabout it.

(45:50):
Just tell them over Okay, I have.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
To tell him something. You I'm having a part of surprise.
I'm having a party, all right. Listen coming up.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
For the nephew.

Speaker 19 (46:10):
What today's prank phone call that's coming up right after
this compress smell.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is fake star with
groupie Tendencies.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
I said it, fake star with groupie tendencies.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Okay, wait till you hear this one. It's coming up
in a few because right now it is.

Speaker 10 (46:42):
Time for the nephew and the prank phone call for today.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
What you got for us?

Speaker 11 (46:46):
Nep A?

Speaker 15 (46:48):
Four to three relationship? Four three relationship?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I'm curious find out. Let's go. It'll be something stupid.
Come on, cat dog, let's go. Four three relationship.

Speaker 9 (47:13):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice.

Speaker 20 (47:15):
Yeah, this is him.

Speaker 9 (47:16):
Hey Maurice, my name, My name is Devin Man. How
you doing this?

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Even?

Speaker 9 (47:19):
My brother?

Speaker 20 (47:19):
Oh man, I'm kind of sleeping, man, I'm working nice bro,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Who is this game?

Speaker 9 (47:25):
This is Devin Man. I talked to your wife Keisha
the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah, that's
my wife. Yeah, I talked to you. Why she in
right now? No, she's not.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
She at work?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Bro?

Speaker 9 (47:34):
Okay, okay, I probably got No. I ain't any wake
you up? You work at night or something?

Speaker 20 (47:38):
Yeah, I'm a crane operator at night, bro. And no,
people don't call me, that's three o'clock.

Speaker 9 (47:42):
What's this? What?

Speaker 20 (47:44):
What is a beer collect or something?

Speaker 9 (47:46):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no no no. I
talked to you wife, man. She's interested in this thing
we got man called a four to three relationship. She
told me she want me to call back and talk
to her husband about it. And she gave me the
number to hit you up at the house, man and
let you know all of the four to three relationship
because she's really interested in it.

Speaker 20 (48:02):
A four to three relationship. And you say you talk
to my wife about it.

Speaker 9 (48:07):
Yeah, I talked to Keisha a couple of days ago.
She gave me the numbers. She said, call him back.
He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
him up and see if he likes she said. But
she definitely likes it, man, And she wanted to see
if you would be interested in the four to three
relationship too. You know, I want to get your approval
on it before we went in there further. But your
wife was very excited about it, man. She was wanting
to get started as soon as possible. And I wanted

(48:28):
to see about contacting you with making sure that you
agreed and approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to
get your blessing, get your approval on it. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (48:37):
I've tried to do anything to make her happy, though,
but I got to get some more some information about this.
What is that again?

Speaker 9 (48:44):
For three three? No? No, it's a four to three.
A ford to three relationship, is what it is.

Speaker 20 (48:49):
Okay, Well, if it make her happy, you know, I'm
willing to listen.

Speaker 9 (48:52):
Okay, Well listen, man, We were probably gonna get started
right away, probably Monday. We'll get started on Monday. You'll
go through Monday through third and then and then i'll
pick up you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll
go ahead and get this thing started. I think after
a month you'll pretty much catch on everything.

Speaker 20 (49:08):
You know, there's something gonna be ship to the house.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
A pick you say, pick up?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
What you mean pick up?

Speaker 9 (49:15):
She don't have mentioned any of this to.

Speaker 20 (49:16):
You, No, man, she means nothing this to me.

Speaker 9 (49:19):
Okay, all right, Well what this is man? A fourth
three relationship, Maurice? Is this? You know, you spend four
days with Keisha and she comes over to my place
and she spends the other three days with me. That's
what a four to three relationship. So see this kind
of frees you up man, on anything you might want
to do on those other three days. Man, well, she

(49:39):
might be tying you down, you know, So for them
days you know you would hear. But the other three
days you kind of have some free time to yourself.
But she'll be over with my place on the other
three days. That's what That's what basically a four to
three relationship is. Pardon me, say what now?

Speaker 20 (49:54):
I say, pardon me? You say she'll spend four days
with me, three days with you.

Speaker 9 (50:00):
That's that's it, sir, That's the four to three relationship
right there. Maurice. You know you're you're really gonna like
this man, Like I say, she was excited about it.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Oh are you serious?

Speaker 18 (50:09):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (50:09):
Yeah, I'm there serious man, Like I said, Keisha was excited.

Speaker 20 (50:13):
Man, I know wife ain't discuss you about basic ship
spinish the four days with me? Three days?

Speaker 9 (50:21):
Man?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Don't you talking about my wife and fama?

Speaker 9 (50:24):
No? Yeah, I know you hold up?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
What thing again?

Speaker 9 (50:28):
My name? Devin?

Speaker 20 (50:30):
Devin say bro, I don't play things, man. I don't
know how got my number?

Speaker 9 (50:36):
What's what I mean? My reason? What's wrong? I mean
a lot of crumbles are doing.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
What's wrong? That's my wife wrong that you're talking to
he We ain't talking to no part what you're talking to?

Speaker 9 (50:46):
Okay, Well, listen, man, A lot of couples are doing
the four three man, get well, what other couples is
doing homework?

Speaker 2 (50:53):
My wife and me ain't interested in no oub three relationship.
I can't. I can't believe you were my sup front
is man. Are you saying you're calling me talking about
all three relationship?

Speaker 9 (51:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I told you I want at name why I didn't
know you worked that night?

Speaker 9 (51:10):
Man? Like I said, see when I came over last week?

Speaker 20 (51:13):
Man, Hold hold on, hold on, you came over well
last week. I know you ain't finished sefe with I
thank you for the space.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
You bet not said it?

Speaker 9 (51:22):
You bet not said it.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, player, you've
been talking.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Don't stop.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Not go ahead?

Speaker 9 (51:27):
Mas this kids, I'm a hold up.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
You know now.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I'm up player, I'm up now going to see it?

Speaker 9 (51:34):
Go ahead. I don't all I'm saying it. I came
by there last week. Man came by. Well, I came
by your house.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
You come by my house?

Speaker 9 (51:43):
Okay? Are you at eighteen four? Thrill? Get by?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Been here for the last ten years? Oh, so you
mean about your hot house.

Speaker 9 (51:51):
Okay, no, because because okay, I didn't call.

Speaker 20 (51:57):
He said right back, because just burs man first far
you know what stuff? He gonna tell me you've been
in my house?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Okay, plays okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (52:06):
Okay. If y'all not interested in the four three man,
then I won't I won't be wasting the money more.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
You don't waste time, you really are?

Speaker 20 (52:13):
You waste time calling me with my little wife. Don't
tell you about she want to go three? She never
told me nothing about pleas you got the wrong one
homeball and nothing wrong my relationship.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
Okay, okay, So why would she tell me she interested
in the fourth three? Man?

Speaker 20 (52:27):
Give up what she told you? I know I take
care of my dead realm, my right O three. I
wish she willie is three days.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
I wish she would anyway. I know you how you
know it? I don't know you from mannic Ooh, I
don't mind taking off one tonight to sell see what's
going on my house with my clean at night? Working
off night. Now I'm gonna ask you again, how.

Speaker 12 (52:51):
Do you know us?

Speaker 9 (52:52):
Man? I know y'all through Tommy.

Speaker 20 (52:54):
Man, who is Tommy, Tommy, who's Tommy Man, Maurice's nephew.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
Tell me this is nephew. Tell me man from the
Steve Harby Morning Show. Dog your wife Keisha got me
the break phone call with you.

Speaker 20 (53:11):
Man, You telling about the Steve Harty Show. Yeah, man,
nephew talking the little.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Ball a head next to Steve Man.

Speaker 20 (53:20):
I know y'all ain't with me. I know doubt with
BTD man.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
If Steve said next to you, Tell y'all now why
you watch Steve need to be over here? Just slept down.
That's your ball, you little ball head. But you ain't
got nothing, that stupid super man. You know I got
to go to court to the CD. You told me
you got to go to where you work at night.

Speaker 9 (53:46):
Man. All right, all right, I'm gonna let you go
back to sleep. Man, one more thing up. Tell me
this man, what is the what's the bad? Is that?
I mean the bad?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
This re cuth to you ha got go to I
wish I was there, I wish I was there.

Speaker 9 (53:59):
You hey, man, what's the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Man s Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Baby pre relationship took a minute for him to catch
on to what it was he understood. Hold tell you
said when I came by the hall, Hold man, when
you came by, Well, well you better not say what

(54:31):
I think, said said, I swear to God, say I
promise you. I know you ain't walk my fasts up
behind this head right now.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
I know.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
This is why I'm up. Broke it down.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
That that could gives you time four three you could
free up.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, you got time for yourself, you know, time for yourself. Man,
do some things that you've been wanting to do, you know.
But I school Keisha up on Thursday.

Speaker 20 (55:04):
You know, Keisha.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
That's it. That's it. That's what stupid.

Speaker 11 (55:11):
That's what stupid look like. Right there, that's true, that's what.
That's brilliantly stupid. And I know those two don't go together.
Brilliantly stupid. That's what it looks like.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
People. See, that's stupid right there. When you say you
know they don't go together, but you put them together,
that's stupid. No, it's brilliantly stupid, geniusly stupid like that.
You know you don't. Okay, all right, thinking that for you?

Speaker 10 (55:39):
Coming up next Strawberry letters subject fake star with groopy tendencies.

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Speaker 1 (56:42):
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It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it from all you here. It is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 10 (56:50):
Thanking a few subject fake star with groupie tendencies. Dear Stephen, Shirley,
my husband thinks he has his own talk show, and he's.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
A groupie when it comes to local celebrities.

Speaker 10 (57:01):
He's got a podcast with a lady that was on
a ghetto reality show back in the day. She's got
connections with local artists and she gets them tickets to
shows so they can interview people at the show, but
they never get interviews.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
People just walk right past them.

Speaker 10 (57:17):
I get so tickled when he gets disappointed because he
has put his little podcast over me and the baby.
When we go out, he passes out business cards and
claims to be looking for the next big star to
feature on his quote unquote talk show to help them
blow up. The only thing that's blown up is his ego.
The final straw was when he had me chasing behind

(57:39):
a sprinter van because he thought a rapper was in
the van. He said he had to get the interview
with him, even if it was on his phone. We
followed the van to a restaurant and there was a
group of white teenagers in it headed to a sweet
sixteen birthday dinner. I was so embarrassed for him, but
he didn't stop. He had me drive back to the

(58:00):
venue where the concert was and I had to flirt
with the security guard to get behind the building to
see if all the artists were still in the building.
Everyone was gone, and he got mad at me. I
told him he's a groupie. He doesn't have to he
doesn't have a talk show, and he needs to get
a real job. I'm a nurse and it's hard to
pull the weight of the family and support his raggedy

(58:22):
dream of having a talk show. I'm not a dream
killer by any means, but he's not celebrity material. I
want all these lights and cameras out of my guest room,
and I'm tired of this little, fake reality star coming
to my house.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
How do I get.

Speaker 10 (58:39):
This thirty seven year old man to be realistic? Well,
to him, I'm sure this is reality to him, this
is what he wants to do. This is his dream,
and who are you to tell him he's not gonna
make it. I mean, you say you're not a dream killer,
but I think you are a dream killer. And this
doesn't sound good at all. I got to ask you,

(59:01):
what is your problem? I mean, you don't believe in
your husband. You don't approve of what he's trying to
do professionally.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
That's what it all. Boils down to I think the
question is why.

Speaker 10 (59:12):
I mean, he's hustling, trying to make something happen, but
you don't like his method, and you're judgmental saying things
like his little podcast, his post was a ghetto reality star,
his raggedy dream.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Those things are not helpful.

Speaker 10 (59:27):
If you want him to spend more time with you
and the baby, why don't you talk to him about that?
All right, that's what you need to be focusing on
instead of complaining and putting his dream down. You got
to support him. At least he's trying to make something happen.
If you think he's going about it the wrong way,
you got to let him know that maybe he and
his coworker can get a better strategy to get guests

(59:49):
instead of.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Chasing them in the sprinter and all of that.

Speaker 10 (59:52):
Everyone has a podcast these days, and some are really
good and they get great guests. Is you know this
can happen. You are a nurse, so you're set as
far as your career goes. You know, you know where
you're going to work and all of that. But your
husband is grinding right now. I say, yes, you are right.
He does need to bring some money into the household
of course. So he should start looking for a job,

(01:00:16):
a real job, you know, maybe a nine to five,
and then work on his podcast part time. That way
he won't be abandoning his dream and at the same
time he can start helping out financially and stop being
so negative, be supportive.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
You guys can work this out.

Speaker 11 (01:00:32):
Steve.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Oh four ah, I read a different letter. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
I apologize to the people out there that's about to
hear what I'm about to say, because on myself being
known as a motivational speaker, people who inspire people. Shirley
said that you're being a dream killer, and I guess
you can be labeled as that. Young lady writing this letter.
Want them introduce what you're saying from a different ankle.

(01:01:07):
I don't want to be a dream killer, but I
am gonna be a truth teller. So I'm gonna say
say it, and every time I say it, I want
you all to say, tell the truth.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
Steve. So let's practice say it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Tell the truth, truth, Steve.

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
Okay, here we go. Fake start with group of tennis.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
My husband thinks he has his own talk show and
he's a groupie.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
When it comes to local celebrities.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
Well, now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I see that all the time. Now tell it. Okay,
I forgot what my cue was, I said, tell it, Yeah,
I forgot my own Cue's why y'all was looking every
Say it, tell the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
See okay, tell the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
He's got a podcast with a lady that has a
ghetto reality show. Back in the day, say it, tell Truth.
See most back in the day people don't make it.
In a new day, say it, tell tell the truth.

Speaker 13 (01:02:19):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
She got connections with local artists and she gets some
tickets to the show so they can interview people at
the show, but they never get interviewed. Tell her tell
the truth. Say it, and it's saying there no lines.
Say it tell the truth.

Speaker 19 (01:02:38):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
To give you when I come back. I'm on the
direct opposite of Shell the strawberry on this letter. So
get ready, we got.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
A practice too, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
Coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour, we'll
have part two of Steve's respond to Fake Star with
groupy Tendencies. That is the subject of today's Strawberry letter.
Right after this Good morning, This is Shirley's Strawberry. Have
a happy and a safe New Year. From the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:03:21):
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Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Once again, there's Sonos dot com.

Speaker 10 (01:03:52):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is fake star with groupie tendencies.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Only has pronounced in this letter that the woman that's
being a dream killer, which can be looked at it
that way if you view it from her tape. So
I decided not to be a dream killer but a
truth teller. I will read this letter when I'm telling
the truth. I'm gonna say say it, and the group
will say tell the truth. Stee, are you sure no?

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
Because I wrote it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I wrote it on the commercial record.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
My husband thinks he got his own talk show. He's
a groupie when it comes to local oblivity. Yeah, that's
called Instagram right now on Facebook Live, say it, come
on now. He got a podcast with a lady on
the ghetto reality show back in the day. Most people
that was on back in the day don't make it
in the new day.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Say it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
She got connections with local artists and she gets some
tickets to show so they can interview people that show,
but they never get interviewed because don't nobody know they
say it? He people just walk right past him because
don't nobody know that say it. I got so ticker
when he gets disappointed because he done put that business

(01:05:11):
out here to put our business card and claims to
be looking for the next big star to feature on
his talk show to help him blow up. The only
thing that blows up is his ego because the only
person that think he is star material is his self.
Say it, challenge truth truth, See it kills me because
what people don't understand is you can't make yourself a star.

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
That is up to the people and not you say it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
The final straw was when he had me chased behind
a sprinter van because he thought the rapper was in
the van. He said he had to get the interview
with him, even if it was on his phone. We
followed the van to a restaurant that was a group
of white teenagers in the headed to a sweet sixteen
birthday part.

Speaker 7 (01:06:01):
I was so ambassad with him, but he didn't stop.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Gear me drive back to the venue. What a concert was?
And I had to flirt with the security. Okay, so
now he using you as bait. See man, now, dog,
you done drug your wife down in this dark rabbit
hole and now and now you got her helping you
with a dream.

Speaker 7 (01:06:24):
That that that that that that is not reality based.
Say it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
I had to flirt with security to get behind the
building to see if all the artists were still in
the building. Everybody was gone. He got mad at me.
I told him he was a groupie. Say it. He
don't have a talk show. He needed to get a
real job. Yes he does. You got this is not
how you have a talk show? How do people think

(01:06:54):
nobody got a talk show like this? These podcasts? Everybody
got podcasts. If you people are making money on their
podcast not saying it's not doable, not saying it's not
a fun thing for people to go out and do
you want to get a podcast?

Speaker 9 (01:07:09):
Man?

Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
I salute you do your.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Thing, but let's understanding, be be real about it. If
you ain't got the advertising dollars to put behind people
tuning in and knowing who you are, you're wasting your time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Say it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
That's say it's hard for him to pull the weight
in this family. I'm a nurse trying to support his
raggedy dream of having a talk show. You didn't have
no talk show. Don't nobody know his say it. I'm
not a dream killer by any means. But he's not

(01:07:45):
celebrity material. Now his wife has been married to him.
She knows she's not married to a celebrity. She married
to the uh he delivered pepsi.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
What's his name?

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Probably he probably got a real name that don't say
love it all like since he around thirty seventy, probably
named Dmitris, like Dmetri something like that. You know, got
her young name. So you know, ain't not ever heard
no talk your name Dmitris. Ain't nobody never heard of that.

(01:08:18):
And she says, but he's just not celebrity material.

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
She knows she lived with it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
He can't get no interview. He changed man with the
little white kids, and he should have interviewed the white kids.
So who's birthday is? He's been better off. I want
all these licensed cameras out my guest room and I'm
tired of his little fake reality start coming to my house.
How do I get this thirty seven year old man
to be realistic? Well, sad to tell you this, but

(01:08:47):
Instagram and Facebook watch Live has created all these people.
He gives people an opportunity. Man, Like I watch Instagram
a lot, and you know, people come, man, it's some
funny stuff on Instagram. Yeah, but you know how hard
it is to find. You know how much stuff you
got to really scroll through, you know how many takes

(01:09:09):
they did to give you that funny moment. That's the
danger of it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:14):
And then you get a few clicks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
If you are nobody and you get two hundred views,
or you think two hundred views can't make you a
dollar in this country, two hundred views, it's off TV,
done next morning. So that's the reality of it, man.
And there's so many options out there to choose from.

Speaker 9 (01:09:38):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
TV station networks is dying trying to come up with
content that they've all created content creators. It's just hard
to get noticed on a podcast and your don't have
the get in factor.

Speaker 10 (01:09:53):
By Ala, leave us your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. Okay,
and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Hey, good morning, This is Steve Harvey and happy kuans
are from yours truly under Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:10:19):
Hey, it's Tommy and this season, fill your home with
more than decorations. Fill it with festive playlists, nosalogic films
and classic games that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Bring everyone together.

Speaker 11 (01:10:28):
With Sonos, the holidays come to light with speakers that
connect throughout your home, wrapping all your guests in rich,
detailed sounds. Because the best gift doesn't sit under the tree,
It plays in every room. Fred joy that lasts long
after the season. Explore Sono soundbar, speakers and more at
Sonos dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Once again, that's Sonos dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
All right, Steve, your nephew is here with things you whisper.
Come on now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
You gotta know there are some things that you just whisper.

Speaker 11 (01:11:01):
You know, you know, when you're in the middle of
something it's going down and it ain't going right, that's
some things that you just whisper all the time.

Speaker 15 (01:11:10):
You know what I'm saying. Barely you hear that. Yeah,
he said, I know a lot of them.

Speaker 11 (01:11:17):
Okay, when you whisper it, But there are some things
that you whisper.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (01:11:28):
Now I'm just gonna ask I'm just gonna ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Shut up, junior.

Speaker 9 (01:11:34):
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
I'm just gonna ask you. D Have you ever been
in that moment where there's things that you just whisper
how you said?

Speaker 11 (01:11:51):
Okay, but if you have been, I'm not I'm not
going to do this then, but tell me the things.
Tell me when you been in the heat of the
moment that you just knew you needed to whist.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Please help you. Well, all of mine ain't been in
the heat of the moment. Mine has been other times.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
Like what like here on your.

Speaker 15 (01:12:23):
God, that's a good whisper, that's a good that's a
good quist.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, that's a good question. What else? What else? Oh, Tommy,
her wife just walked in.

Speaker 15 (01:12:41):
One god.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
Fo Yeah, having a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Yeah you yeah, you're at the Saucer club with your boy.
It's the girl tripped and showed up at the same
club you at that's good. Y'all. Got one?

Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
Okay, things you need to whisper Jo daddy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Talking about Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm, my dad. I got one
for you. The police in here? What what did you say?
Police in here?

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Which one?

Speaker 15 (01:13:43):
Ignorant boy?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
All right, thank your nephew. I think we get the point.
Good morning.

Speaker 10 (01:13:52):
This is Shirley's Strawberry. And my New Year's resolutions are
the same as they have been for these last few years.
Just don't make any because I never keep them. Happy
New Year. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, it's
time for comedy roulette.

Speaker 17 (01:14:12):
Set it up quickly, just the insults. Every week you
test out comedy ability.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Tell you what you do?

Speaker 17 (01:14:19):
Take five subjects, put them on a wheel, spit in
a wheel? Which stop? We'll do the thing?

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
What you got?

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:14:26):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
I have the categories. Let's spend, let me let's get ready.
All right, she has an she has an invisible boyfriend,
somebody like that?

Speaker 21 (01:14:37):
All right, that's number one. Number two, stop lying you
stand at your mama's house. Number three, what are you
going to get that back to?

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Fix you?

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Right? Number four.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
You know they repoked that card at number five.

Speaker 19 (01:15:01):
I don't know how to tell you this, but she
sings somebody, all of these are good. Uh huh, all
the fenny cat come on that too, Come on to
come on, let it on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Number two. Stop lying. You staying at your mama's house.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
You know how I know you staying at your mama house.
At the club. I hear you on the phone say hey,
I'll be there in a minute.

Speaker 7 (01:15:30):
Mama need a key under the door.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
You and your mama.

Speaker 15 (01:15:37):
And your Mama's out.

Speaker 22 (01:15:39):
I know you stand at your mama house now. I
know you can be trying to hide all your clothes
got creasing.

Speaker 9 (01:15:50):
You.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
You don't iron that good.

Speaker 22 (01:15:53):
Your clothes got even crease both shoulder.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
You standing at jama You know you're staying atil mama house.

Speaker 7 (01:16:02):
When you got a lunch bag with your name on
it in the car.

Speaker 19 (01:16:07):
That for you?

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
When you when when you on your cell phone talking
and we can hear the washing machine in the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (01:16:23):
Basement house.

Speaker 17 (01:16:27):
You know you know, I know you're standing at your
mama house. You ain't got your own key, and the
key you got is around your neck.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
You you ain't pulling no body.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Keep growing.

Speaker 11 (01:16:42):
Man.

Speaker 22 (01:16:45):
I know you stay at your mama house, but I
come to your mama house on family functions. You the
first one there, You the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Here, right.

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
We know you're staying at your mama house when you
you only invite us over doing prayer meetings.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Mama gone to church tonight. We can come through.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
Yeah, I know, I know yet your mama husband.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
This is how I know you live at your mama's house.
You always smell damp, smell like the face.

Speaker 17 (01:17:24):
You know how I know you just smell and everything.
That's how I know you standing at your mama house
every day. You coming in talking about a gospel show
you watch. When you start watching old steam.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Like experience in this area, that's.

Speaker 22 (01:17:47):
I know you stay at your mama house when you
always into it with her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
How come you with that out? You don't like nothing? Earl,
you know you're staying at your mama hocker, you're losing.

Speaker 15 (01:18:05):
You smell like a.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
Yeah, yeah? What are you want to smell of that
white diamond? What is that about?

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
This is how you know you live your mama's house.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Called the car you're driving got a Bible on the
dashboard in the head Jesus.

Speaker 10 (01:18:46):
All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. All right, So do you guys love spicy food?

Speaker 13 (01:19:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
I don't like hot.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
I don't like hot hot hot. I like it and
there's a difference. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:19:06):
According to a survey by Frank's Red Hot Sauce, people
who like things hot see themselves as hot and more
attractive than others.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Is that true?

Speaker 11 (01:19:17):
See?

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
I see myself as spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
I don't see. I think I'm spicy.

Speaker 7 (01:19:23):
I don't know that's it hot.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
I don't think hot, but I think I'm very spicy.

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
I don't like my food where I can't enjoy it,
you know, if it's hot, too hot, you know, too spicy.
Now I'm married to a man from New Orleans, so
everything has to be spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I mean spicy ice cream, I mean everything.

Speaker 15 (01:19:44):
You never know what New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Now, I'd be like, everything has to be spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
I'm me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Does he think he's hot?

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Okay, well he just does.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
He just grooved up point.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Then the point of the story. He just proved it.

Speaker 10 (01:20:02):
The survey also showed that the hot people see themselves
as adventurous, creative and confident too.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
So does that describe Tosh absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:20:13):
Junior?

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Hot or spicy?

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:20:15):
No, I'm spicy. I'm spicy.

Speaker 9 (01:20:18):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:18):
I can't do that like that.

Speaker 15 (01:20:20):
Yeah, I like spicy foods, you know, but because you
gotta have flavor into spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Yes, that best thing.

Speaker 15 (01:20:26):
I like that hot with my moph one. Fire, give
me some water. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
But you're supposed to drink milk.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
They say, not even whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
All right, thank you, Junior.

Speaker 10 (01:20:34):
Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at
thirty three minutes after we'll play around the would you
rather right after this?

Speaker 11 (01:20:40):
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Speaker 10 (01:21:17):
It's time out for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather communicate only with emojis?

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:21:25):
Or did you call them Steve imogs emojis? Or would
you rather communicate by writing everything down.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
All right now? Because I don't know what half of
emojis mean?

Speaker 15 (01:21:36):
No, I don't know half emojis.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
I'm doing an emoji. I can't write no more.

Speaker 15 (01:21:42):
It's hard too long.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
That's another stupid stage. You can't write. He can't write
no more?

Speaker 7 (01:21:53):
Where did you forget?

Speaker 12 (01:21:56):
When was that?

Speaker 10 (01:21:58):
Would you rather get your toe in the middle of
the night or would you rather bite your tongue while
you're eating in the middle.

Speaker 15 (01:22:07):
I'm bite this tongue. Yeah, that toe in the middle
of the night and tan up everything in the room.

Speaker 11 (01:22:15):
That's gonna that's gonna wear off, that tongue bite. That's
gonna last a while.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Your toe.

Speaker 15 (01:22:23):
And didn't hit that dresser, that nice stand, hit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
This that door.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
I did it on the corn, Yeah, I did on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
The stepped on toys all that. Yeah, I'm gonna bite
my tongue even though I hate it. I'm gonna bite
my tongue, both of them ugly, but that when you
stub that toe, it's a serious domino effect. First of all,

(01:22:50):
like you know, man, when you bite your tongue, you
all you do is when you stub your toe, you holler,
you cuss, rake stuff off the night scale, you tad
out the drapes off the wall, and you feel yourself,
oh what happened?

Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
Yes, all that happened.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
You stubb that toe. Right, you don't even know you
because I sleep neked, I walk up to the bathroom
and you stubb that toeing. After you rake everything off
your nightstand and tad drape down you was going to
the bathroom, you realize you don't even have to go
no more for your whole five with yes, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:23:30):
There?

Speaker 10 (01:23:31):
Would you rather your former sex partners say that you
were horrible in bed or that you you refer them
to say you rather than to say you were musty?

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
You're bad in bed?

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
What they say? I ain't mustard? Now hold on, I
ain't hell no, hell yeah, hell yeah, I was musty.
I was working, yes, but you're nothing to do is
be talking about I wasn't worth it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
That ain't happening.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
I look at that ego.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
How you saying no, that's work.

Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
Is work effort?

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Last one?

Speaker 10 (01:24:07):
Would you rather spend the day with Superman or would
you rather spend the day with wonder Woman?

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Wonder Woman? Now I'm going to hang out with Superman.
You say the wrong thing to wonder Woman. It ain't
gonna go good for you. I don't want to, So
I'm gonna come on.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
That's today's rounded. Would you rather thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Guys?

Speaker 12 (01:24:33):
Coming up?

Speaker 10 (01:24:33):
It is our last break of the day, and at
forty nine minutes after we'll have some closing remarks from
the one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Is Shirley Strawberry.

Speaker 10 (01:24:48):
You know who taught me my A, B, c's and
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Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
It's still doing that for kids everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Elmo and Cookie Monster are out there teaching kindness, empathy
and joy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
But they need our help to keep it going.

Speaker 10 (01:25:05):
So this holiday season, visit sesame dot org and donate
what you can. Once again, please visit Sesame dot org
this holiday season because the world needs sesame, and sesame
needs you, Steve Barby, You've brought your fabulous and very insightful,
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(01:25:27):
Harvey Morning Show, and people have grown to love them
and you know, to live by them and be inspired
by them.

Speaker 15 (01:25:33):
So what do you have for us yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
A real good piece of motivation that makes your quest
to become successful a little bit simpler. You know, oftentimes
people are stuck in a rut because they can't think,
they way clear to see the end result. What I
mean by is, some people make such lofty goals and

(01:25:56):
then they sit there without a plan of attack to
achieve that lofty goal, until they've created a goal that
seems so daunting that they don't even start the process
of a trying to accomplish it. For example, and this
doesn't have to be the case, I'm just using this
as an example. Let's say you want to be a

(01:26:16):
millionaire and you say, wow, I want to make a
million dollars, and then you start thinking of how to
make the million dollars, and because you can't, it becomes
so daunting. Making a million dollars is difficult. If it
were easy, wouldn't you do it by Friday?

Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
Wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Of course you would. But it's a little more difficult
than that. So here's what I had to learn in
my life. Everybody listening to this was born with a gift.
It's inside of you. Because God is very fair. He
didn't put it on a mountaintop, he didn't hide it
under rock. It's in you, and your gift is the

(01:26:58):
thing that you do the absolute best, the least amount
of effort. In that lies your greatest chance for success.
There's a scripture that says your gift will make room
for you and put you in the presence of great men.
Let's just look at the first part of that, your
gift will make room for you. My interpretation of that

(01:27:21):
has meant what my gift has done for me. It
has allowed me to spread out, It has taken me
places I never dreamed i'd go. Your gift will do
the same thing for you. So now let's just talk
about your ability to get to the million. I think
it's what your gift because if that's that He gave
you and instilled it you at birth, was to make

(01:27:43):
room for you.

Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
Here's your chance now how do I do that?

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Steve? I call it to maximize your effort by ten theory.
It's just something I came up with driving when I
was homeless and coming up with how to make it,
and I discovered something. All of you have something that
some will pay you ten dollars to do. Some of
you paint, some of you teach, some of you babysit tutors.

(01:28:07):
Some of you work with your hands, some of you
can sing, some of you can choreograph. Some of you
it's so many things. Cut grass, I mean, play the pianos.

Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
Some of you do something.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Some of y'all work on cars, some of y'all drive.
But all of you have something that you will do
that someone will give you ten dollars to do. All
of you have something that someone will pay you ten
dollars to do because you do something that someone else
can't do. So now all you gotta do instead of
trying to figure out how to make a million dollars
is go make the ten dollars that you're able to make.

(01:28:43):
Once you make that ten dollars, I want you to
do it ten more times. When you do it ten
more times, you now have one hundred dollars. Once you
have one hundred dollars, it's very simple. Do the same
thing you did to make the one hundred dollars ten
more times. You now have one thousand dollars. See, you
don't have to keep thinking of something else to do.
Just keep doing the same thing that you've been doing.

Speaker 9 (01:29:02):
Just do it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Multiply the effort. It's the effort that maximizes and brings
about the fruition of what your life can be. So,
if you make one thousand dollars and you do that
ten more times, I have news for you. Now have
ten thousand dollars. Now. Now, in order to make one
hundred thousand, you might need a little bit of help.
You might need to hire somebody and help you do
the thing that you do. But if you make ten

(01:29:24):
thousand dollars and you do what you did to make
ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing you did
to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,
you now have one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:29:34):
Now listen to me, my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Once you have one hundred thousand dollars, I can assure
you you are going to need help because in order
to maximize one hundred thousand dollars. You have to have
some like minded people around you. Nobody gets to the
top alone. Nobody becomes successful and wealthy by themselves. They
form partnerships, relationships, they get employees. But once you make
one hundred thousand dollars doing the same thing you did

(01:29:58):
to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,
I have news for you, my friends. Congratulations, you have
just made one million dollars with a ten dollar idea.
Stop trying to figure out how to make the million.
But all you gotta do is take your ten dollar
gift that God has put in you. It's a million
dollar gift that you have. You just haven't broken it

(01:30:19):
down inch by inch. Anything's a cinch. And maximize the efforts.
That's how you become successful. These jokes that pay me
what I make now, it's the same jokes that pay
me twenty five dollars a night. They the same jokes.
It's all English. This is not in another language. I
don't know no more words now than I knew then.

(01:30:41):
I've taken these twenty five dollar jokes and I maximize
them over.

Speaker 17 (01:30:45):
And over and over and over and over and over
and over.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
It's the same jokes I was telling babysitters who charge
fifty dollars to watch kids.

Speaker 7 (01:30:57):
Babysitters end up opening up daycaresing US.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Daycare centers turned into franchises crim Deula krim Monossory schools.

Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
These are national franchises. Somebody was just babysitting.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
My partner used to cut grass, fuss three dollars in
the front, three dollars in the back. He got a
landscape and come here in Cleveland. He make four million
dollars a year. You know what he do?

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
He cut grass, same six dollar grass.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Cutting he been doing.

Speaker 7 (01:31:27):
He tek out some trucks.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Now, what is it that you do that somebody will
pay you ten dollars that you could maximize your effort
for and turn it into your million. Trying to figure
out how to make a million. Take your ten dollar
skills set and start hammering it and beating it and
working it and grinding and hustling and multiplying and magnifying it,
and you would.

Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
Make a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
That's my clothes of remark.

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
Thank y'all very much.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Thanks all right now, talk boy.

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