FULL SHOW: August Blues, Found Money, Strawberry Letter - My Wet & Wild Older Man - 08.12.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 6 (01:06):
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I got to turn the mouth turn. You probably got
to turn the mouth turn. Mount a wad of the
money up.

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Come on, you'll think that.

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Speaker 9 (02:02):
Well, good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come
on digging now. One and only Steve Harley got a
radio show. This one today I want to share with
you is for all of us, and here it is.
There is a solution to all of your problems in situations.

(02:30):
If you don't know what your next move is, that's
a go. I don't care what it is. If the
relationship you're in is all wrong and you don't know
how to get out of it, it doesn't matter. There
is a solution to all your problems and situations. That

(02:51):
solution to all your problems, that way to make all
your dreams come true. The way around a lot of
this and the weakness that you feel at times is prayer. Prayer,
a connection with your Creator. Could that be the thing
that's missing in your life. I'm just asking because whenever

(03:16):
I get a little bit off track, all I gotta
do is think, just a moment, Steve, have you been praying?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Man?

Speaker 9 (03:26):
Have you been connecting with your creator? I know you're busy, man,
I know you're busy, and I know at the end
of the day you've done. You're done, and sometimes crawling
into bed is all you can manage to do.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I've said this, it happened to me last night. Again.
I did all of this. But when I look and
when I.

Speaker 9 (03:48):
See things not moving, or I don't feel like things
are going in the right direction, or I have a
sense of being stagnant, all I got to do is
retrace it. Because because I'm working, there's no doubt about that.
I'm working. But I am I staying connected? Am I
using that weapon that's available to all of us?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
And I pray? And the answer is usually no?

Speaker 9 (04:14):
And so I know, okay, okay, man, I'm getting off
track here, because see, let me tell you something, man.
The reason I constantly talk to God is because life
constantly changes. People who said they was going to do
something for you one day have changed their mind. The
next somebody you thought was going to show up that

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day called in late, had an accident and couldn't make it.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
That changes the parameters of everything.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
The meeting you had set up that had to be
canceled because somebody was ill, That changes the parameters the
time frame of everything.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Because it's all connected.

Speaker 9 (04:54):
So if I don't stay in constant prayer and stay
connected to the creative, when this thing's happen, I've not
put in my bed, I've not talked to him about
how to handle it, or I'm just not aware of
it and what to do next. And the next thing
you know, it becomes a little stagnant. That has happened
to me. I gotta get back because prayer is the

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solution to all of my problems and situations. I have
found that to be the case now. The only reason
I'm telling it to you is because I know if
you anything like me, slash human being, then there are
times that you feel anxious. There's moments of desperation. You
have moments of uncertainty. There are times when you feel

(05:40):
like you've lost your way, or your purpose is a
little blurred, you're not sure anymore, or you don't know
what your next move is, or the relationship you in,
or the relationships you dabbling in, They're just all wrong
for you. Man, there is a solution to all your

(06:01):
problems and situations and his prayer. If you're suffering from
any of the things I just listened, or any other
thing you could think of.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Just check your prayer. What has your prayer been lately?
About it? And this is for everybody.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
I often find when I get that disconnection, man, my
prayer and slipped off. I started feeling a little bit less,
so I got to jump back on it. I'm just
offering you a solution to it, man, and and and
I'm giving you a solution that works one thousand percent.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Fust show. See, I ain't guessing at this one.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
I'm telling you what has happened in my life, how
I did it, and it'll do for you. God is
filled with mercy and grace. He knows we all messed up.
He knows all of us have done some jacked up
things that don't nobody know about. He knows all about
our past. Man, he know all of that. But He

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is so full of grace.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
And mercy, so full of fifty fifty chances.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
But you know, the thing about your life though, and
the thing I had to come to terms with, and
the reason I don't let out of the reason I
don't let my past bury me, the reason I don't
let my past define me is because my past, I
found out were just the ingredients needed for me to

(07:30):
make this cake I'm eating now. My past is just
my ingredients. See, you don't get rid of your past.
They ain't they gone nowhere. They are the ingredients. But
when you put them with something else, they look better,
they taste better, it is better.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
All of our pasts are just.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
The ingredients that have become the cake we eating now. Now,
if you don't like the way your cake taste, then
you gotta start putting some other ingredients in. Just because
you started off and your cake was messed up, don't
mean you can't straighten out the flavor of your cake.
You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's
say your cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake

(08:15):
is bitter, Well, you got to dilute the bitterness. You
gotta put some more goodness in there. So you got
to put some goodness ingredients to take away the taste
of the bitterness.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
So you got to put some different ingredients in there.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
You gotta start living your life a little more kindly,
a little more thoughtful, a little more sharing, a little
more caring. And then after a while, man, those new
ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing the bitter
taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now
see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty twenty five,

(08:52):
sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's
in your mouth now unless you let it be.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Ingredients.

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Man, if you sink it away your cake taste and
change your ingredients, put something else in your cake mix
so you can get a better taste. If you don't
like the way your life tastes.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Pray.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
I've been here my mama saying for years, boy prayer
change his things, don't My mama said to me all
the time. I said to my TV artist is when
they come see me on the talk show, before I
walk on stage, I tell them these words, my mother said.
I said, my mother used to always tell me this,
and it's bailed me out, and it might do the
same thing for you. I said, whatever I get in trouble.

(09:38):
I hear her words. She says, son, don't forget to pray,
don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud
to pray, because prayer, prayer, change is things, and you
better believe something it one hundred percent show.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
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Speaker 9 (10:03):
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(10:27):
That's not a question. It is what it is. It
has been one of the great accomplishment and joys of
my life to be who I am.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I thank God for it.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
With all this oppressive moments, heartbeat, heart breaks and disappointments,
I have survived them all. It's made me strong and
Lord have mercy. I would have never made it without soul.
I thank the Lord for soul. Soul is the essence
of who I am. Whenever it get dark for me,

(11:00):
outside of prayer, I rely on soul, Soul, cooking, soul, food,
soul sayings so active soul handled. Those of you who
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(11:21):
calling for real Mouth of the South, Junior legend, nephew,
Tommy Junior, what's on your mind this morning?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Man?

Speaker 10 (11:27):
He let me add you Somemer sixty five years Man?
Would you would have did it any different to be
where you're at today? Do you ever have feel like
you had to do it different?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh? Do I wish I could have done it different? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (11:42):
Oh boy, I can tell you the stuff I wish
I could have skipped.

Speaker 11 (11:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:52):
Some of those valuable lessons were just a little bit
too value.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Some of them lessons was a little too learned.

Speaker 9 (12:02):
Some of them things I went through I thought was
stretched out a bit.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:08):
I was looking at God going hey, hey, hey, hey,
I know you tested me, But what is this about?
I said, I got it clearly he felt differently. So
do I wish some things were happened differently?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (12:29):
But then when I look at the totality of what
I am and who I am, I wouldn't be this
without all those moments. So I needed those moments. And
that's why when you ask God for something. He never
tells you what it's gonna cost to attain it. He
never shows you the whole path of what it required,

(12:50):
because if he did, we would all say that's.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Okay, I want something else.

Speaker 9 (12:55):
Because if you knew to the where you are today
that you was gonna have to take the route you took, Yes,
sir boy, if he'd have told you you was gonna
meet her or him, if he'd have told you that
decision you made was gonna cause this ripple effect, that's

(13:19):
why he never tells He never shows you the path.
He just allows you to dream and have the vision
and let that spur you on to greatness. That's an
answer to your question today, y'all have a great day
to Steve Harvey Morning Show is.

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Speaker 11 (13:35):
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Speaker 4 (13:39):
Up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll run
that prank back with a nephew.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
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you got for its neft.

Speaker 12 (14:28):
This right here is God is not through with you,
but we are. Okay, God, it is not through with you,
but we are. Yeah, yeah, we feel Let's.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Go catch up.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Hello.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
Hello, I'm trying to reach our sister Takara. This is
Brother Brinkler from the church.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
How you doing?

Speaker 13 (14:56):
Oh hey, how is it's?

Speaker 14 (14:59):
I'm at work.

Speaker 13 (15:00):
I call you back.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
Well, this is this is kind of urgent. I'll call
your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,
and I had this other number on file, so I
wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
take long. But it really is a hurt. All right,
Well that urgent matter, if you don't mind, all right.

Speaker 13 (15:17):
Hold on, hold on, let me let me step away
from Hello. Hello, yeah, okay, so what's uh? The Brinkley speech.

Speaker 8 (15:28):
Okay, we have a bit of a problem here and
we're gonna try to We're trying to clean up a
lot of things here at the church. You know, I
hate to be the one to bring you some bad news.
Let me just start by by saying this. God might
not be through with you, but we are here at
the church. It has been brought to eye attention, sister

(15:50):
car that you guys are halfway coming to church and
you you you might come once once out of a month.
You're not tithing as we expected. You know that if
the church can't really depend on you, it's you you
got you know, you bring your kids. I think your
brother comes to the church, but everybody is coming every now.
We need we cannot depend on you all to be

(16:12):
the members and have the expectation of what we're trying
to say.

Speaker 14 (16:16):
What did you say?

Speaker 13 (16:19):
You say your name is yes, and you work, you
work under the DJ.

Speaker 14 (16:26):
I'm sorry, I've never heard of you before.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over
actually over the finance and we're going through all of
the books and looking at all of the numbers of
the of the members of the church, the directory, and
we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people are
paying tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different
and different uh uh ministries and whatnot? And Sister Takar,

(16:51):
I got I have to be honest with you. You
you you'll maybe once every want of someone, we might
see you might not see you, you know, and like
I said, God may not be through witch you, but
we all well, okay, you.

Speaker 13 (17:03):
Can't say that. Listen, why I don't understand, like, are
y'all monitoring my my my church going? Like I can't.
I can't have to go every single week, I mean
when I can.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Why are you absent so much at the church? Explain that?

Speaker 13 (17:21):
I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean
I have two jobs or something.

Speaker 8 (17:27):
I don't.

Speaker 13 (17:27):
I mean, I still pray. I don't understand how a
church can are you.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Got two jobs, but we're not getting tied? Like you
got two jobs, You're not tied, and like you got two.

Speaker 13 (17:39):
Jobs because I can't afford.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
You just said I got two jobs.

Speaker 13 (17:44):
That's what you just said, and that those two jobs
are in support my kids. I mean, I can't support
the church and my kids is the same term. I
can't do both I mean, I get when I can.

Speaker 8 (17:55):
Let me ask you something, what are you making on
that other job you here is? Are you really? You?

Speaker 14 (18:01):
Really?

Speaker 8 (18:02):
You?

Speaker 15 (18:02):
Really?

Speaker 13 (18:04):
I didn't know what the church? God?

Speaker 14 (18:06):
Is this deep?

Speaker 13 (18:07):
What you're really asking me? How much I make? And
my second job did I take to support my kids?

Speaker 14 (18:14):
Come on?

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Now?

Speaker 13 (18:15):
Did this gotta be something?

Speaker 8 (18:17):
I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not
be through with you, but we are. If you are
gonna pay your tides, if you're not gonna come to
work on a consistent basis, then what what do you benefit?
The church?

Speaker 13 (18:33):
Is that what the church is about?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
This?

Speaker 8 (18:36):
I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you. You.
Let me tell you what the church is all about.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
The church is and you say we done with you again?

Speaker 14 (18:45):
One more time?

Speaker 13 (18:46):
I'm serious.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about?

Speaker 6 (18:49):
This?

Speaker 8 (18:49):
Is that what the church is about? Let me tell
you what the church is. The church is a hospital
for crippled souls. You understand that that's what the That's
what the church is. But when when we have the
souls that are coming in to be saved, we are
doing our job. And guess what those people that are
coming in. You know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's

(19:11):
what they're doing. They're tithing. You, sister Takara, I'm sure
your soul is crippled. You're not coming and you're not tithing.
You may give us a little some something when you
show up. If you show up, Am I right or wrong?

Speaker 13 (19:26):
M okay? How let me get worth the straights? This
is what you called me for in the middle of
my work day to tell me that you're kicking me
out the church because I don't give enough money to
the church while I'm at my job that I can
very afford to pay my bills with. So that a fact,

(19:46):
I don't even know who you are. I've never met
you in my life, and I don't even know what
this church you know this church. I hate to say it,
but if that's what the church is about, you have
the nerve to call me.

Speaker 8 (20:03):
Okay, no, no, no, now, let me say something. Now,
you being very Unchristian like, now does the cards? You're
gonna watch it done in your language in this.

Speaker 13 (20:13):
Is not Christian like?

Speaker 8 (20:14):
Well do you do you know brother Dwane, isn't that
your brother? Okay? And my brother Dwayne is who told
me to call you.

Speaker 13 (20:25):
Really, my brother?

Speaker 14 (20:27):
So what so what is it about? Huh whatever?

Speaker 13 (20:31):
I don't know. What is your name?

Speaker 8 (20:33):
My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your brother Dwane got me the prank phone call you.

Speaker 14 (20:42):
No mo.

Speaker 13 (20:49):
Oh my gosh, she's got to get meet fire from
this job.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
I'm massing lobby, screaming my looking at me?

Speaker 8 (20:56):
Oh my you all right? What's up?

Speaker 6 (21:05):
No?

Speaker 15 (21:06):
No?

Speaker 6 (21:07):
No more?

Speaker 14 (21:08):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh. My heart is racing.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
Tell me this the car. What is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Harvey, Go ahead, Sharny take it.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
I see it all right, Thanks Neff, coming up, it
is asked the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
the building, ready for your love questions. Right after this,
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Speaker 4 (22:10):
It's time to ask the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve
Harvey's all right, Kenya and Atlantic City writes, my husband
is going on a cruise with his siblings to celebrate
his retirement. I think his sisters planned this trip because
they know I get really bad motion sickness and I
won't go. I understand they probably don't care for me,

(22:31):
But why wouldn't my husband speak up on my behalf
and plan a better vacation?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Hey on, Well, let me say this to you, sister.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
There is a medication that you can get from your doctors.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
There's prescription meds that you could.

Speaker 9 (22:49):
Take four days before you go for altitude sickness and
four days before you can go for motion sickness, and
it will solve all your problems. Quit tripping, you make
me sick. Always call the in complained. I said, well,
I ain't got to exclude me. Learn how to swim?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Hell do you know how to swim yet, so.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
You'll know how I know how to swim to get back.

Speaker 9 (23:17):
But you know, when you don't want to deal with
the letter, I can just tell him anything that's not helping.
This ain't a long question. She mad because they don't
playing the cruise. Everybody want to go on cruise, but
you're a little sick. Take the pills. Call your doctor
and get on the boat and celebrate your busband's retirement.

Speaker 11 (23:37):
Mad at her husband, that's what it is.

Speaker 9 (23:39):
No, but why you mad at him? It's his retirement.
They throwing something from him. Naw, you want him to
go to his sisters and make them replaying it because
YO gets sea sick. Go to your doctor and get
to Let me find out what the name of this
medicine is. Because I just had a.

Speaker 11 (23:58):
Drama.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
Meaning is over the counter this and it don't work?
You get sleepy, don't miss the whole trip. Sleep take
gonn be sleeping. The name of the medicine is. I
can't say it, but it's ace A z O L

(24:21):
A M I D E okay.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Takes to zola mine.

Speaker 9 (24:28):
Okay, that's a prescription, man, Your doctor has a prescribety.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Please check in to it and go enjoy your trip.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Next question, Journey in Tucsons says, I'm in my late
thirties and I had a daughter when I was a
junior in high school. Now that she's grown, I want
to move into a smaller home and travel. My daughter
feels like I'm pushing her out of my life. But
she doesn't understand how much I gave up by being
a young mom. How do I get her to understand

(24:54):
that ain't her fault.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
No, it's not her fault.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
All she got I'm just whle mama. All she knew
is her mama. Y'all been more like friends anyway. Y'all
was close in age. Now she's gonna lose her mama
and her friend. That's what it sounded like to her.
Now you're talking about what you gave up. You you
made that decision junior high, junior in high.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
School the same thing.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
No, hey, junior in high school two years before junior high. Now,
see you're talking about now. Junior high was seven through nine.
High school was ten through twelve. Oh, go ahead, Shirley.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Was different than that, all right.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Well.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Lauren in DMB Area says, I'm a professional woman with
a history of emotionally abusing my boyfriend, or at least
that's what he told our therapist. He won't stand up
to me when we argue, and that bothers me. Why
won't he take control of this relationship?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Cause you crazy?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
What that hell?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Stan up to me? Stand up to you here? Tied
of you?

Speaker 9 (26:20):
All this fighting and stuff. You are mostly abusive the man?
And why won't he stand up you? Because when he
stand up, you stand up?

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Mo.

Speaker 11 (26:28):
Yeah, you're already in therapy. Dang, she won't.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
Sit up in here now you won't?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
H Why won't he fight me?

Speaker 11 (26:37):
Why won't he take control of this relationship?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Why don't you quit? Dogs?

Speaker 11 (26:42):
He needs to leave?

Speaker 9 (26:43):
He don't, won't the relationship. This therapy is just so
he can say he tried. He he already got somebody else.
Now go home, fight about that now now, nobody taking
all that nagging off you?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Please?

Speaker 11 (26:58):
He ain't married, No, no, no, no, it's.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
He got somebody else. No, no, he got somebody else.

Speaker 11 (27:05):
She emotionally abuses him.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
And he got he'd win somewhere where he don't get
emotionally abausing? What man? Don't do that?

Speaker 11 (27:14):
All right, Lauren, you're about to lose your man. He goes, you, man,
you're about to lose your man.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
And how she didn't say she's a professional woman with
the history of emotionally abusing her boyfriend. And that's what
he told his therapist, at least that's what he told him.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
That's why he got somebody when we argue because you nutty.

Speaker 11 (27:42):
Yeah, this is crazy.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
That's right here, all right, last one.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
I probably nutted and probably got banned off the things.
You can't say no more. But but since I ain't
got the least okayt.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Empiring overnody?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Yeah, all right? Moving on to Andrea and Lake Charles.
Andrea writes, my seventeen year old seventeen year old son
snuck a female in my house and my husband caught
them in the act.

Speaker 11 (28:17):
He came and told.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Me not to go into the game room because he
didn't want to embarrass our son. He said he'd handle
our son later a few days past, and he didn't
punish our son. Shouldn't he be punished.

Speaker 9 (28:29):
What he's seventy? Let me ask you a question, what
is the punishment for to be that's gonna make him
not do that again? You break the seal on the
cookie job all, you won't et cookies.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
So now what punishment? Share the go ahead? I'm listening.

Speaker 11 (28:53):
I mean he's snuck a female in the house.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Teme, what punishment to be? Tell me what that?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Okay, he can't drive a car?

Speaker 9 (29:03):
Yeah, all of that focus on one thing.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Dog, But can I keep bringing this girl up here? Though?
Can I keep?

Speaker 11 (29:12):
He cannot sneak another female?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
They got face turned? Okay? What else you got?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
If we take his phone, he don't.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
Yeah, if they take no seventeen year old phone, seventeen.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, that's the punishment. Though he's seventeen, he's.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
You don't think he gonna go down there and get
a track phone?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
He's gonna Does he have a job? He have to
ask me for the money or his dad for the money?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
You think you're closed, my love.

Speaker 9 (29:38):
There's way too much technical stuff going on this boy.
I mean, I appreciate y'all wanting to put him on
punishment all the time.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
The dad is probably one boy, the crown.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Boy.

Speaker 11 (29:52):
I'll tell you so come on now, thank you, c
l O.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
This is Steve Harbin Martin Show. I confess I don't
like watching my grandkids.

Speaker 11 (30:03):
You have beautiful grandchildren.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Oh, they're beautiful. They cracked me up.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
I don't like watching them, watch too, watch stop put
that down?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Where you're going to get out off of that? No,
I don't know how to find pepper peas. Papa don't
like that.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
I understand Papa liked watching Sports Center and seeing.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
It and neck flick, and that's what I'm gonna watch, Papa.
I want a drink of that. You can't drink mycap
Morning show. Coming up right up to.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
My question is have any of you ever found a
large sum of money that you forgot all about?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (30:40):
Yeah, anyone? Two hundred dollars in my cleaners?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Okay, that was a nice nice, that's a nice it is.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, that is big and I done left.

Speaker 9 (30:51):
Yeah, twenty eight dred three thousand.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
I ran across who nice?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Hey, yeah, a hondred. I'll never forget that.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Cash cash, oh, cash, twenty eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
What are you find in your pants?

Speaker 12 (31:11):
Actually in my closet, But I think I think I
hit it from Jackie to go.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
I got that you did, all right, Come on, big dog,
what you got?

Speaker 11 (31:24):
You find it?

Speaker 9 (31:24):
No, I ain't never found no money before. I've learned
not to say this round y'all before. No, I ain't
gonnat y'all, y'all, don't trick me.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
No, don't trying to. No, don't try to room and
fuzzy uh uh.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Segment on the air for us.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Well and well, you know I found fifty dollars one time.

Speaker 11 (31:44):
Yeah, No, something way more than fifty.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
You see it.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I ain't never seen you carry a.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Fifty junior found, so.

Speaker 11 (31:58):
You'll get him back.

Speaker 9 (32:02):
I found a check in my suit pocket. Yeah, and
it was months after I have received the check months, Yeah,
and it was it was a seventh figure check.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Work.

Speaker 11 (32:28):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Seven figure checks have a time to be like a
hundred to day.

Speaker 10 (32:34):
They got to cash because I know I got to cast.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
They do. So you made it in time. You found
it in time the deadlines.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wasn't even looking for.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
So let's back up because we kind of seven figures.
We won't let that marinate. Not six figures. Found figure
check in your pants pocket?

Speaker 9 (32:56):
No, in the suit pocket top? Okay, yeah, I don't
put money in my pads.

Speaker 12 (33:03):
Come through there and get all your suits and.

Speaker 11 (33:09):
I'm at the cleaner, your cleaner stuff.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
Now I have like an old tuxedo when I was
going to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I had more it in a while.

Speaker 9 (33:18):
Yeah, And I keep my money in my top pocket
in both sides so I could just reach in when
I'm gambling without making a big deal out of it.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
I keep half my money on each side of my
chest pocket.

Speaker 9 (33:30):
I found about fifteen thousand in my breast pockets, not.

Speaker 11 (33:38):
Under wich issues because.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I keep thinking.

Speaker 10 (33:46):
Dog, because I know I put my if I take
my clothes off, all my money is where I can
see it.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yo, I got to see all my money.

Speaker 10 (33:54):
I'm talking about the call and the cane down drinking some.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Money, and the little money I'm making.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I needs to see it now.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
You leave it in your jacket.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
What but a seventh figure jack figure? Chet like winning
a lottery.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Seventh figures as your own house. He yeah, you go
get We need to go get his suits sometime. I
get your suits. No telling what else you're gonna find it.

Speaker 10 (34:23):
I didn'et locked up two hundred dollars in my room
in that's safe. I didn't put the two hundreds in
there and put my car.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
And not mad. I'm not joke too.

Speaker 11 (34:30):
He got fifteen years Jack Jr.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
All right, God seven all right, Well, congratulations.

Speaker 11 (34:38):
I don't know what to say to that. It's time now,
Steve to check your voice mail.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
If you want to leave Steve a boys mail, call
him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, all right, This
caller says that they could relate when you talked about
having regrets.

Speaker 14 (34:51):
Steve, Hey, Steve Harvey. My name is Sean Hill Williams.
I'm going to Shreeport, Louisiana. You were talking about living
with her threat I might, I must say, I use
your podcast in my sessions. I'm a behavioral health theorpist.
You were talking about regret. I know that story around
too well. I'm you know, forty two. I went back

(35:15):
to school at the age after losing a relationship that
I just I thought I had it all together. On
the outside, it seemed like I did, but there were
a few things that I gave.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Up on, like school.

Speaker 14 (35:28):
It wasn't until God took a lot of things from me.
I went back. I went back at the age forty
I finished. I didn't have that much longer ago, but
I still live with that regret of what if I
would have finished at the age twenty three. If I'm
doing good for myself, now, who knows what that could
have been. Who knows what my mom would have felt

(35:51):
if she would have saw me walk across the stage.
I'm doing decent for myself. But the story of this story,
you just talk. I know it all well. I just
wanted to call in that touched my heart. Keep doing
what you're doing. Believe it or not, you are inspiring,
you are uplifting, and you're given some of us confirmation

(36:14):
and hope, and then we're able to pass that along
to others. Keep doing what you're doing. I love it.
I love it.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
I love it.

Speaker 14 (36:24):
Thank you and God plish well.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Thank you for the testimonial.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
All of my regrets, I've moved on past them, and
I don't let them regrets hold me and tie me
to my past because it only blocks the window of.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
My gamen to that.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Amen, Amen, man, We'll be right back. Ter Steve Harbin
Martin show Man Line three. We got a cinnamon.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Is that your real name? Yes?

Speaker 9 (36:55):
In your votes, honey, Lada Wilson, I'm gonna name my
baby gun Powers Miller Steve.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Morn Show coming up right after.

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Speaker 11 (37:47):
All right, guys, here we go. Time for would you rather?
Would you rather jump rope naked? B be or wear
a helmet during set?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Be just helmet on, strapping up jump rope? That jump
rope away, you hot man, You just you're just all
over the place now.

Speaker 9 (38:07):
And when you miss Nicky, you're gonna have wet marks
on your leg.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
And I can't take up and down. That's too much banging.

Speaker 12 (38:17):
And when you get it caught up in that rope,
that's that's that's entanglement.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
That's entangled.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
But I'm anna frank though, because I can't slam into
my thighs ten times and still be conscious.

Speaker 16 (38:30):
I can't get nowhere in the words, I'm gonna there's gonna.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Be some short, short, short, short rope jumping fell Steve
unconscious putting his helmet on.

Speaker 10 (38:46):
It's gonna look like I'm going bike riding, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Not all right.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Would you rather wink at every woman you see? Or
bark at every woman you see?

Speaker 11 (38:58):
So what are we doing? Are we winking or are
we barking?

Speaker 10 (39:01):
Whatever?

Speaker 12 (39:02):
You're gonna wear your eyes winking.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
That's just you're gonna be sleep. It's just just.

Speaker 9 (39:10):
I'm gonna tell you now that bark don't get on
your nerves. Hell, it's gonna get your nerves. All that
barking gets on your nerves. I haven't been around the
bruhs before and just went man, I got.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
To go home.

Speaker 11 (39:27):
Too much, too much.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Well, I can't do it no more.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
Yeah, you don't bark no more.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
You got the new young brus you know who they are, are?

Speaker 9 (39:41):
Okay, you've got them old bruhs that make you give
it to them.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
So you guys want to wink? Would you rather bathe
in pickle juice? Or would you rather bathe in warm
hot dog water?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Pickles can't get up in there. That pickle juice gonna
create a problem. That pickle juice.

Speaker 9 (40:05):
Can't touch now, one of them opening stella.

Speaker 11 (40:08):
Yeah, I'm hot dog water?

Speaker 16 (40:11):
Can hot dog water?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Ain't no vinegar in that? I want that hot dog water.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
My brothers. Let me tell you what my brothers used
to do. There was a hundred dude. They would eat
all the hot dogs and pour the hot water juice
in the bowl with some crackers and tell them that
was soup.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
You did that to me, I'm gonna be talking about
somebody else you did.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Well, how I had to learn it from somewhere. I
thought it was a good thing to.

Speaker 11 (40:39):
Pass on family tradition.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Thinking I had some soup, I really did. I swam.
I told him.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
I told.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
All right, Hey, this is John Legend.

Speaker 11 (40:54):
Hi, this is Felicious Shot. Hey, this is Motown recording
artist Camp.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I'm here. What's up?

Speaker 11 (41:00):
This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys yourself, good morning. This
is Tony Braxton.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
You are a know what timing?

Speaker 11 (41:04):
He's boy, DC young Flight.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
All right, Steve.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
So here's a discussion we saw on Facebook. It was
from Ben, one of our white listeners. Ben wrote, since
when is not lying a bad thing? After seven years
of marriage, my wife jumps just up and decided she
wanted to talk about our numbers. She blurted out that
she was with six dudes before me and is embarrassed

(41:36):
because she thinks that's a lot. In my younger days,
I was in several bands and did more than my
fair share of hooking up with eager music lovers. Needless
to say, she was mad when I refused to answer,
and pissed when I finally said I had no idea
that it was easily over one hundreds. Now she says
she doesn't even know me now. She says she doesn't

(41:58):
even know me. Yeah, he said that number.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Man.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
She says she doesn't even know me now and is
angry that I didn't lie to her.

Speaker 11 (42:08):
What the hell is there any fixing this?

Speaker 9 (42:11):
No, I don't even know why you even got into that.
I have told you it is best to lie. I
tell women that women, your number is three. Fellow, so
sit he have gone like to teen just to make
her feel good about.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
How I wouldn't even I would gain no number.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
So you've never given a number?

Speaker 9 (42:33):
No because and I'm just gonna it's staggering. It's unthinkable.

Speaker 11 (42:43):
Is this with money or without or both?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Both matter? Oh it was some great no money days.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Now what what these jokes?

Speaker 9 (43:00):
I'm gonna tell you something. It's no way. It's no way.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
So now the wife is mad that he didn't lie
to her, and he wants to know can he fix this?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
What can he do?

Speaker 9 (43:16):
I would just come up there and just say, baby,
look and I'll be honest with you. You know good hell, well,
I ain't doing no hungry with it?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Fix that. I was just really trying to be man.

Speaker 9 (43:28):
I don't even know why I said that, because it
ain't even close to that.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I don't even know you. I don't know, and you're right,
you don't. Well kept her Hold up, I just told
you I was in the band on the road.

Speaker 11 (43:46):
Now, yeah, several bands?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Are you singing? Then you go do it to people
like that? Lot of music? They be pointing at you.
What you want me to do?

Speaker 9 (43:58):
I be playing, be making an icon tax maybe just
looking at me, pointing at me.

Speaker 11 (44:03):
That's all it takes.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Who I had a long hair?

Speaker 6 (44:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Long hell?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Then they all come up to me after the show.
What I'm supposed to do? I want to know who
the hundred is? Well, start with the age.

Speaker 11 (44:23):
You play a great all right, damn.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Thirty thirty of them is your friends something, I know you.
One of them, I'm just you. I can't hold it
no more.

Speaker 11 (44:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
One of them was your sister. But that's uhh, Tammy,
So that's right, yeah, Tammy and Vanessa.

Speaker 11 (44:55):
Yeah, the twins, the twins.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
And then and then you remember that night your mama
came to the show.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, So seriously, Steve, tell Ben how he can fix it.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
He just have to go back in there and say,
I've just made up a number, but I didn't think
you'd take it this far.

Speaker 10 (45:22):
Can he flip it back on about the six? Let's
talk about this six.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
He didn't get off any one of these, I bet not. No, No,
don't do that.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
Don't try to flip it, no, Sun, don't flip it
on the woman because they brilliant.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Oh we flipping now are we flipping? Okay? Flip this
hunt trick.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
So Ben has to come up with another live to
cover up with the truth, to cover the truth that
he told her.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
Okay, that's what you're getting, all right, truth prank phone
call with the nephew coming up, right, after this less up.

Speaker 17 (45:58):
It's DJ Cagle, would up this your boy, Chris Broth. Hey,
this is Keisha Coles. People, this is Kirk Franklin. Hey,
this is John Legend. And you listen to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up in about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my

(46:20):
wet and wild older man.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
We got all not what you think.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
We'll get into it in just a bit, though, because
right now it is time for the next and today's
prank of the day.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Okay, But Colin, when you hit wedd and why what's
you think of?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Throw?

Speaker 12 (46:47):
Okay, all right, I'm the only one think of something
when I hit wedd Why that's you the only one?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Okay? Thanks you quiet, junior.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
One.

Speaker 12 (46:58):
I know I wasn't the only one. Me and Juke
you got some nice little get ups we find to
get too, boy, y'all. That's wed Wow right there said
we got this live, this little.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Short sent weep in the jail boy, what all right,
chop chop, let's get to it.

Speaker 12 (47:15):
We're gonna go to uh deep in the archives. Paper clips,
paper clips sound pretty simple.

Speaker 11 (47:22):
Paper does.

Speaker 12 (47:25):
Watch me work though, Watch me work now, cat dog,
if you would paper clips.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
I'm trying to reach for veronicaod This is she? Hi
have Ironica? How you're doing? My name is Philip. I'm
from CORP. How you doing?

Speaker 14 (47:41):
Oh good?

Speaker 15 (47:41):
Thank you? How can I help you?

Speaker 9 (47:42):
To day?

Speaker 6 (47:43):
You were with the company here? So you just left
about what six months ago?

Speaker 15 (47:49):
That's correct?

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Okay? And you left with a chevrins am I right?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
That's right?

Speaker 15 (47:54):
I'm sorry? Who'm I speaking?

Speaker 6 (47:55):
Is Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling
on some security questions and wanted to reach out to you.
Now you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct, okay.
Now you actually left with the severance when you when
you left the company? Is that right?

Speaker 15 (48:13):
That's right?

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Okay? And how long were you actually with faith?

Speaker 18 (48:17):
I was there for eight years?

Speaker 6 (48:18):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 15 (48:19):
Who again?

Speaker 6 (48:20):
My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can
I do for you?

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Philip?

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (48:25):
Well we got we have you? You started this business? Now?
Did you started before you left?

Speaker 11 (48:32):
Philip?

Speaker 15 (48:33):
I started the signs after I left there.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
You started it after you left there?

Speaker 15 (48:37):
That's correct? One month?

Speaker 6 (48:39):
One month after you left there. Okay, So the reason
why I'm giving you a call, and I've been you know,
we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.
We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands
of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and
it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting

(49:00):
that you are the person that has taken all of
this office. I'm sorry.

Speaker 15 (49:06):
Let me get this right, Cliver. You are calling my
place of business. Answer me if I have used paper
clips and paper I have customers in my establishment right now.
I can't talk to you about this.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling
your place to business, but I want to say that
we're at the point of actually picking you up behind
items that have been taken from the company. So I
wanted to call and see if we could get it
taken care of over the phone. Now, So you gotta go,
then I'm going to have to actually come out of
your business, and that's something that I'm trying not to do.

Speaker 15 (49:35):
You know, hold on one second, you hold that on.
Who is this on my phone talking about these paper clips?
I have been going from there for six months and
you calling me now by some paper and.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Some what paper clips? Man, we're missing at least five
thousand paper clips.

Speaker 15 (49:52):
I'm gonna tell you what you can do. I have
been out of that company for six months. I worked
for y'all for eight years, and you all let me go.
I didn't take anything from you.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper
clips outside of have you done that?

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Of course?

Speaker 15 (50:07):
I use paper every day I run a business.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
Okay, but you're using I paper for your own personal business.
You're travel agent or whatever it is that you have.
You're using office supplies. That right there is against the laws.

Speaker 15 (50:20):
Oh no, I will go and buy you some paper clips.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Okay, Well we don't want paper clips.

Speaker 8 (50:26):
Man.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Now we've given you a severanth play, and from my understanding,
it's been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna
be filing charges and taking you to court over these
paper clips and paper.

Speaker 15 (50:37):
I'm gonna tell you what you can do. The five
thousand paper clips, I'm a paper clip them together and
hang you off for by your im stealing the taper clips.
You're gonna call me six months late to talk about
some paper and paper clips ma'am.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
I don't want to go back fill up. I'm sorry,
this is some fill up. So are you wanting to
return all the merchandise because it looks like I didn't.

Speaker 15 (50:56):
Take no merchandise. I don't have to steal nothing from y'all.
I work for you for eight years.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
Talking about for eight years. You stole paper paper clips,
you stole off the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have
taken markers, pens. We got it down to know what.

Speaker 15 (51:15):
Video tape you got, Philip, I ain't steal nothing from y'all.
I was employee of the year. You all gave me
a seven package out. Dare you call me six months later?
You can take ten paper clips and shove them up
your behind?

Speaker 6 (51:25):
Excuse me?

Speaker 15 (51:26):
Are we done here?

Speaker 6 (51:27):
No, we're not done here.

Speaker 14 (51:29):
So take your video.

Speaker 15 (51:30):
Tape and your paper clips and your scissors, and you
know what to do with them.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
No, No, I don't, man. Now listen. What we're gonna
have to do is you're gonna get served right there
at your travel agency. Where are you locating?

Speaker 7 (51:42):
Use me so you know what.

Speaker 15 (51:43):
I'm gonna give you my address because you come over here.
I got some scissors for your fill up.

Speaker 14 (51:48):
I don't have time for this.

Speaker 15 (51:49):
You want my address, you can come on over here.
Look it up Google more.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
We want our paper clips back.

Speaker 15 (51:55):
You want me come get them then, matter of fact,
give me your address, Philip, I'll bring them to you.
Feal those paper clips. I'm a Christian woman, and you
got me on this phone cussing and fighting with you.
I'm not faking to a little paper clips. What's your address?

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Cellup? We're not sing over five thousand paper clips and
we need those.

Speaker 14 (52:10):
Now, what's your address?

Speaker 15 (52:12):
I'm gonna bring your paper and paper clips to you.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
How about that?

Speaker 6 (52:15):
So you are you are guilty of using your paper
aren't you?

Speaker 15 (52:21):
We all used paper?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Fillup?

Speaker 6 (52:23):
I don't heal, which means guess what. It's against the law,
which means you have something. If you have taken one
paper clip, it's against the law. And all.

Speaker 15 (52:34):
You got pins in your car? I feel it definite corporation.

Speaker 8 (52:37):
I bet you do.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
I work for the company.

Speaker 15 (52:40):
I'm trying to run a business. So you stealing too.
Give me your voice's number. You calling my phone talking
about some pins and paper clips? You lost your line?
Give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper
clips you ain't.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Got to you thinking so many pins and so many
paper clips, thousands.

Speaker 15 (52:56):
Of business don't call my phone.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
With them about something. I'm gonna say this to you now.
I'm gonna go ahead and order the police come over.
I'm ordering the police to come and pick you up, okay,
because I'm trying to get the problem taking care of
about the phone.

Speaker 15 (53:10):
The police and you come with him, come get it.
I got something for your when you get here and
bring them. You're calling me about some paper and paper cliffs.
I've been going from here for six months.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Clean dam You have stolen paper clips from the company
and we want our paper clips back.

Speaker 15 (53:27):
Bring yo over here you want to get more paper cliffs,
and I'm gonna call my man so he can kick
yo over here if you want to you.

Speaker 13 (53:34):
Want to address you want to address up.

Speaker 15 (53:36):
Come on, I'm a professional, I'm trying to run a business.
I gotta walk away from my customers to get with
about some pens and papers are.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
Cliffs and paper clips because you stole over five thousand
paper you have faith and you also you better be
ready because you stole some stuff for Tommy and he's
been over here about it too. Wait a minute, Tommy says,
you're stolen.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Want you here stuff? Listen.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
I don't know No, you don't know nephew, Timmy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You don't know him? What's
that I say? Do you know nephew? Tell me from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him?

Speaker 15 (54:18):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the prank phone call you O.
I'm gonna kick cut.

Speaker 15 (54:28):
I'm going to get her right now.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
I'm gonna kickut. Come down.

Speaker 15 (54:33):
You made me step in the back room on you.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Hey, let me ask you something, baby, what is the
baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in the last.

Speaker 15 (54:44):
Steve Harvey Morning Show is on?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
That's it right there? That that that that that that's
it right there. That's that is greatest right there? Yeah? Clips,
paper clips?

Speaker 11 (55:02):
All right, all right, Nevan, thank you.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Coming up next to the Strawberry letter for today, the
subject is my wet and wild older man.

Speaker 11 (55:10):
We'll get into it right after this.

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It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you here. It is strawberry letter.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Thank you nephe you subject my wet and wild older man.
Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband is seventy six years old
and I'm sixty. I worked with his daughter years ago
and that's how we met. When we started dating, he
loved having a much younger woman on his arm, but
as he gets older, he's getting or paranoid and asked

(57:02):
if I would ever leave him for a man my age.
I took my wedding bow seriously and he knows I
love him, but he's on my last nerve. He's not
aging well and years of abusing alcohol have finally caught
up with him, making all of his teeth crumble when
he eats crunchy foods. He won't get them fixed or

(57:23):
get dentures because he hates going to the doctor. He's
been wanting hair implants for years, but he knows we
can't afford that, so he wears his hair twisted and
he uses a lot of hair products every day. It
looks like an old Jerry curl, and it hangs long
in the back, and he's bald on the top. I'd
love for him to shave his head and go visit

(57:45):
a dentist. We used to have an active sex life,
but he's been leaking a little urine after he uses
a toilet, and the smell is strong enough to choke
a cat. I secretly put a mattress cover on his
side of the bed because I didn't want to embarrass
him between his stinky hair products getting on me and
the smell of urine. We haven't had sex in a while,

(58:07):
and I'm tired of making up excuses. It literally makes
me gag to think of having sex with him. Now
he still wants it, so something's got to change. The
final straw for me was when he urinated on himself
in Target this past Sunday. God I didn't make a
big deal out of it, but I had to buy

(58:29):
him a pair of clean shorts. How can he walk
around like nothing's wrong? Would I be low down for
leaving him if he doesn't change?

Speaker 8 (58:40):
All? Right?

Speaker 4 (58:41):
First of all, I feel for you, I really do,
because he's your husband and you love him. You mentioned
that in the letter. But he's turning into an old, smelly, unkept,
stubborn man right before your eyes. I mean, he stopped trying.
He's become selfish, He's become lazy. That does not work

(59:01):
in a marriage if he no longer cares about himself.
What about you, this much younger wife. He was so
proud back in the day. Now he's peeing on himself,
refusing to go to the dentist and get checked out.
I mean, what is it with his teeth crumbling when
he eats? Wouldn't that spur him on to go to
the doctor. I mean, I can appreciate you not wanting

(59:24):
to hurt his feelings, like when he was in Target.
You know you just bought him a clean pair of underwear,
but you know you want to be gentle with him
and everything.

Speaker 11 (59:32):
But no, what about you in this regard?

Speaker 4 (59:35):
I mean, don't you deserve a husband who takes care
of himself and who gets his regular checkups, dental and otherwise.

Speaker 11 (59:42):
Yes, of course you do.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
I really don't know anyone who who wants to get
old or who likes going to the dentist or doctor.
But at seventy six, he is older. He really needs
to go. You say it's paranoid, you might leave him
for a younger man. Well, I mean, you know that's
a consideration, but he should be more concerned. Learn about
himself and his health and his quality of life and
living and just you know, not getting sick and all

(01:00:06):
of that. I mean, you can't give up on him either.
You got to let him know that you do care
about him. You got to talk to him. You got
to persuade him to go to the dentist or at
the very least, you know, get him some depends. He's
got to do something or I'm sure you're going to
be thinking about your future options.

Speaker 11 (01:00:25):
At this rate. He's just giving you away. He doesn't care.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Cleanliness and hygiene are deal breakers in any relationship, any marriage.

Speaker 11 (01:00:35):
You guys got to do something. This is crazyness.

Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
Steve Well, I'm first of all, before I start, I
just want to say that my response to this letter,
I'm not here to help you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
I just want to put that out that nice and clear.
What are you here to do?

Speaker 9 (01:00:57):
I'm here to just talk about this letter. Your husband
is seventy six and you sixty. You worked with his
daughter years ago, and that's how y'all met. See, you
probably met him when you when he was sixty. Oh
the time ain't been kind to him. You know, y'all

(01:01:20):
started dating, and you know he loved having a younger
woman on his arm. But as he's gotten older, he's
getting more paranoid, and asked, would you leave him for a.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Man my age?

Speaker 9 (01:01:36):
And then you know you said what you're supposed to
say when you're right in. I took my red and
bile seriously, and he know I love him. But he'll
go the letter now. But he on my last nerve?
And why is he on your last nerve? Well, let's
review this because he ain't aging well. Oh he looking

(01:02:02):
a bit of seventy six plus five. Yeah, he got
eighty one rode all over his Yeah, he ain't doing
good and he ain't even fighting good. He don't even
know what to do. See because he spent years abusing
alcohol and finally caught up with him and the number

(01:02:23):
one complain it makes all his teeth to crumble when
he eats crunchy food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
I'm gonna stop.

Speaker 9 (01:02:32):
Right here, because when I get into this subject can
tell you what's really happening I need.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
So let's just leave off right here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Uncrunchy foods, all his teeth crumble when he eat crunching food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
We come back. I'll explain all this to you.

Speaker 11 (01:02:50):
Keep it right there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Part two of Steve's response to today's Strawberry letter, My
wet and wild older Man. Im me back in twenty
three minutes after the hour right after this, you're listening
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Come on, Steve Let's recap today Strawberry letter, the subject
my wedding wild older man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
All right, we're back food, We're back.

Speaker 9 (01:03:50):
And this woman has she's sixty, she's got a husband
at seventy six. And the problem with it is he's
paranoid thinking she's gonna lead him for a man her age,
which is another sixty year old, and she honors her
wedding vows, but he'll start getting on her last nerve.

(01:04:13):
And why is he getting on her.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Last nerve because he ain't aging with.

Speaker 9 (01:04:20):
No He got seventy six wrote all over his And
when you've been abusing alcohol as he has, it's seventy
six plus five or six posts.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
He had been a eighty one eighty two right now
and he looking.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
Now then, God, so bad that is that alcohol and
caught up to him making all his teeth to crumble
when he eats crunchy food.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Let's start right here.

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
So you with your man, y'all up in the morning
and y'all eating.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Guess what a ball of cap'n crunch.

Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
Guess what you can't get no more crunching food, and
it's sad on the box cap'n crunch.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Why the hell did y'all buy that? You know?

Speaker 9 (01:05:13):
Good way he supposed to get oat meal, But now
y'all is in here buying cap'n crunk. He a oat
meal man, cream of wheat, martto meal at best, tappy
over stuff you can mask with your tongue and swaps.
He ain't eating cap'n crunch now, he don't even know it,
but his teeth is crumbling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Na nah, he eating his teeth with the.

Speaker 9 (01:05:35):
Cap'n crunch ah, because they crumbling why he eat. You
don't stop eating, So now you chewing teeth. You don't
even know what's going on? What that mat his just
falling apart, And every time he finished, he got less
and less of a smile. He grinted that you now

(01:05:59):
and it ain't even jack of landing no more.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
He grinted at you. He just looked like jagged headed.
All his teeth.

Speaker 9 (01:06:10):
Is different, sizes is across the front and the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
They don't even line up no more.

Speaker 11 (01:06:15):
Because he chewed him up with the crust.

Speaker 9 (01:06:18):
Because he chewed him up with the cap'n crunch seal
y'all no good hell where he owed oat meal and
Marto meal for me?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Now, then he.

Speaker 9 (01:06:27):
Got that he ain't gonna get him fixed and go
get dentre because he hate going to the doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Okay, most old dudes don't.

Speaker 9 (01:06:35):
He been wonting have implants for years, but he knows
we can't afford that him hand plants his highest hels.
What he done did He just started wearing his hand
and twist. Now, when you need hairing plants and plugs
and you decide to twist a little bit of half
you got from overhead, his hair looked like a desert

(01:06:56):
with tumbleweed on it. It looked like the real view
of a desert with tumbleweeds over that mean this twist
had nine is. You can put a fangle between each
one of his twists. You can put your you can
make a franker print. You put a thumb between each
one of his twist.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
That's not his whole Flack's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Upping up there looking like.

Speaker 9 (01:07:21):
Hunk hulking because he bawled in the top and it's
long round the side, so ain't no hand the top.
He looked like a monk in the top, and he
got long braids down the side. He looked like hunk
holding He need a head band, but he don't know

(01:07:43):
that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:07:48):
On top of all that, he looked like an old
jered call where he finding this activator at?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
It's beyond me.

Speaker 9 (01:07:55):
He is CBS and Walmart talking about where the pro
line section that and how to hell y'all ain't got
no more care free God wear't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Mak it no more.

Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
He'd wrote the lusty silk people and can't get a response.
It's caused that cloth just old just crying stuff sitting
up in here. You got to spill extra time shaking,
sitting up in here, old just sitting up in here peeing.
And then once you stop, you steal peeling. You just

(01:08:31):
you need to stop. Usually go to a urologist, get
you some help, get your prostate checked because it just swollen.
Now you sitting up in here just peeing, and then
you thank you too peeing and you still peeing on yourself.
And get you some black pants, could wearing them cackis
because khakis is a dead giveaway. At least get you

(01:08:52):
some black pants. So when you're lencoln, ain't nobody got
to know it. You coming back to the bathroom, standing
at the table down there, and everybody know you to
feed on yourself sitting up in here. Now now you're
talking about now the yurine is so strong it can
chump the cat. That's because of what he been eating,

(01:09:13):
eating penicillin, colic green and drinking Hennessy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
That's strong yeurine. That ain't baby eat.

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Ain't even urine no more. That's at that age where
it's just a cain't even call it urine no more.
He didn't urinate it.

Speaker 9 (01:09:31):
He's said natan he and there just fine stuff in
the tarnic he's so strong.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
When you use the bathroom in the trnic the water.

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
Stink did Sunday he urinated on herself in Target.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
We ain't got time to talk about that.

Speaker 11 (01:09:49):
She got him some new shirts.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Please leave us your comments on today's strawberry letter on
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Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
People that Target that took a picture up. He ain't
coming in the next week. I'll tell you that.

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Kire?

Speaker 11 (01:10:46):
I mean I do, but just take it too long.
He's taken too long. All right, we'll say we'll save
Steve for last.

Speaker 10 (01:10:59):
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the back room with roaches everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Oh god, there you didn't nobody move, They just looking
there you antennis baby, roaches, bro sweater?

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Am I doing it?

Speaker 11 (01:11:20):
But wasn't it good?

Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
Though? No?

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Not nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
I got to go.

Speaker 11 (01:11:26):
All right, if you come on, we're saving Steve for last.
What you got hur bent the.

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Yard line Texas and him right there, baby.

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On the watching the Aggie game again.

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Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
The beach, the fleets.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
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Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
This list at ice skating rink one time in college.
That's that's the ice skating rink with ice skates on.

Speaker 9 (01:12:08):
No, no, no, lady and coach down on the ice
and put my foot up against the board and pushed off.
But once I slid out there, it was messed up
because trying to get back.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
What's hard? Oh man? Okay, track to the barn.

Speaker 11 (01:12:37):
The strength barn, the barn.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
The bard. Why do you hear you in the country.

Speaker 9 (01:12:47):
You you live in the country and you don't have
sex in the barn where you been having it. Ain't
no hotel. Ain't no hotels in the country. The barn
is the hotel. Get on his hate, But let me
tell you something about that. Hey, though, you really need
a blanket with that hate straat Haye was Yeah, I

(01:13:11):
made that mistake. That ain't good. You think that saying
is rough? Is hate?

Speaker 16 (01:13:22):
Yeah, it's been a long run for you. I'm purely
house now house tail, Yeah, animal outside, No, they't got
cameras everywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Now, elevator, that's over with? Ever done it? What party
was going on? Yeah? Wait? What party? Restaurant?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
A restaurant?

Speaker 11 (01:13:49):
And thank you guys?

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Going and on sounds like you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. So when you're an adult, it's usually
pretty obvious to identify someone who is wealthy. But as
a kid, your concept of wealth can be a little off,
and it's not until you grow up that you realize
what you.

Speaker 11 (01:14:10):
Thought was a sign of wealth really wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Well now, thanks to the new social media trend, millennials
are sharing things that they thought were a sign of
wealth growing up. For instance, I'll give you theirs and
then you guys can come up with your own.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Millennials thought that having a water or ice dispenser in
the fridge that meant you were rich.

Speaker 19 (01:14:34):
Helium balloons, helium, but if we just had walk water
is free?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Oh not disconnect?

Speaker 20 (01:14:49):
Oh all right, all right, god stayed the time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Man, y'all a rich everybody a drink some water.

Speaker 9 (01:15:04):
Be like, hey man, your mama, don't put that garage,
don't don't put your holes up in the neck.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
You could just go cut your holes on.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Go ahead whenever you feel like it, all right. Millennials
also thought that a helium balloons, not the kind that
you blow up with your mouth and just you know,
tape to stuff, but helium balloons that was a sign
of wealth.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Oh like decorations as that float yeah yeah, oh hell
yeah that could ride off in there.

Speaker 16 (01:15:38):
Yeah oh hell yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:15:43):
Because we were blowing out was up at the party,
we had tape on the wall, right, Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Had to take them on the wall and put them
on the string.

Speaker 10 (01:15:51):
Then you bust one of them all and just suck
in the helium.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Dogs so you can talk to yourself, talk dog. You
know how much how hard I get beat if I take.

Speaker 11 (01:16:05):
What about this one.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Millennials that you were rich if you had a house
with the chandelier.

Speaker 11 (01:16:11):
Chandelier, that's what they think Richard. Yeah, uh huh uh chandelier. Yeah, chandelier.

Speaker 9 (01:16:21):
No, if you had that lamp with that light on
that had the three levels you could click it on.

Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
Oh yeah, low, medium and what.

Speaker 10 (01:16:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you, rich Remember the oil lamp
that you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Had an all run down mm hmm.

Speaker 11 (01:16:42):
That was the lamp if it oil.

Speaker 10 (01:16:45):
Was running down that lamp. But we turned it on
for nights when we had people coming over.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
No, dog, you mean you're talking about lava lamps?

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Yes, you are.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Know I'm talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:16:54):
What are you talking about? All Yeah, you're talking about
lava limp. Need to know what it is?

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
Lava?

Speaker 11 (01:17:03):
If you had what one of those in your apartment?

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Hell, y'all had one in the apartment. I had two
of them. You're doing for girls? I had blue and orange. Yeah,
I love it all right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
So millennials thought that if you had want more than
one car.

Speaker 11 (01:17:26):
You're rich.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
More than we had it. If you had a car,
they got a driveway, they got a car.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Now, now we had millennials also thought if you sat
down at dinner at the table to eat as a
family that you're wealthy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Hell now, we ain't never.

Speaker 10 (01:17:52):
Tell you right now man, my mama, my daddy, we
ain't got a picture together.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
What you talking about? Sit at the table? He got
no vision?

Speaker 11 (01:18:02):
He didner? He didn't great, Steve.

Speaker 9 (01:18:09):
Well, I didn't really, It just appeared I dinner, my family,
my dedicated home.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
We couldn't eat to heat got.

Speaker 11 (01:18:17):
Home right, that's right? When served first?

Speaker 9 (01:18:22):
Oh if he worked out, did dinner late? Wow, my
mom's her table with dedico home.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
All right, guys, we'll have more of the Steve.

Speaker 9 (01:18:31):
Your daddy bought all these groceries in here. You ain't
gonna eat this for your daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Coming up at twenty minutes after right after this, you're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You know, there
is such a thing as August blues. Now that we're
in the month of August, so I gotta ask you,
do you have the August blues?

Speaker 11 (01:18:53):
Well, if you do, you're not alone.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
It seems August is a downer month for many people
because it signals that some is ending. For some, that
means the end of summer fun. For others, it makes
them aware that summer is almost over and they didn't
go on vacation or do any of the fun things
that they wanted to.

Speaker 11 (01:19:10):
Do all summer.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Others are overwhelmed by back to school, back to work,
back to reality, scrambling and scheduling. So the question is,
does anybody have the August blues on this show? You
guys kind of feeling that a little bit. You're feeling
good about this month.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
August is just like my November. So here what that?
And what?

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Yeah, ain't over on fin to go back to school. Hell,
I'm at work.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Yeah, so you got the blues.

Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
Blues because I'm grateful. Man, I'm working. I ain't got
the blues. I had the blues though, living in that
car had permanent blues.

Speaker 11 (01:20:05):
Fat But look at you now.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
I'm so tired of living out here.

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
I'm so tired of beanscare won't you help me?

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Lord? Let me leave somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour will
play around, would you rather? Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:20:34):
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Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
All right, guys, here we go, time for would you rather?
Would you rather jump rope naked? Be be or wear
a helmet during sex?

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
B just helmet on jump rope? That jump rope away?
You have, man, you just you just all over the place.

Speaker 9 (01:21:22):
And when you miss Nicky, you're gonna have wet marks
on your leg.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
And I can't take it up and down. That's too
much bang it.

Speaker 12 (01:21:34):
And when you get it caught up in that rope,
that's that's that's entanglement.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
That's entangled.

Speaker 9 (01:21:39):
But I'm a fake though, because I couldn't slam into
my thighs ten times and still be conscious.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
I can't get there nowhere in the words, I'm gonna
that's gonna be.

Speaker 9 (01:21:50):
Some short, short, short, short rope jumping fell, Steve unconscious.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Putting his helmet on. It's gonna look like I'm going
bike riding, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Not all right.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Would you rather wink at every woman you see? Or
bark at every woman you see?

Speaker 11 (01:22:14):
So what are we doing? Are we winking or are
we barking?

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Whatever?

Speaker 12 (01:22:19):
You're gonna wear your eyes winking. That's just you're gonna
be sleep Just.

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
Just I'm gonna tell you about that bark gonna get
on your nerves. Hell, it's gonna be your nerves. All
that barking gets on your nerves. I haven't been around
the bruhs before. It just went mad. I got to
go home.

Speaker 11 (01:22:43):
Too much, too much.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Well, I can't do it no more. You don't bark
no more. You got the new young brus. You know
who they are? Are you okay?

Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
You got them old brus and make you give it
to him?

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
So you guys want to wink? Would you rather bathe
in pickled juice? Or would you rather bathe and warm
hot dog water?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Pickle juice can't get up in there.

Speaker 9 (01:23:16):
No, that pickle juice gonna create a fo That pickle
juice can't touch.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Now, one of them opening stella I'm selling hot dog water.
Can hot dog water? Ain't no vinegar in that? I
want that hot dog water. Yeah, my brothers. Let me
tell you what my brothers used to do.

Speaker 9 (01:23:36):
They was an They would eat all the hot dogs
and pour the hot water juice in the bowl with
some crackers and tell them that was soup.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
You did that to me, I'm gonna be talking about
about you did well.

Speaker 9 (01:23:49):
How I had to learn it from somewhere. I thought
it was a good thing to pass.

Speaker 11 (01:23:55):
On family tradition.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Thinking I had some soup. I renally deal, I swim.

Speaker 18 (01:24:03):
I told her, all right, we'll be back in forty
nine minutes after with our last breakup the day, and
of course with some closing remarks from the one and
on LEAs Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
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Speaker 9 (01:24:20):
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Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
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Speaker 11 (01:25:00):
Here we are guys, our last break of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Hey listen, I have some clothing remarks.

Speaker 9 (01:25:05):
After spending some time last week with myself, I came
away with some great takeaways and it's a it's really
really hard, I know, for the average person to take
time to their self. It's really really hard for me
because I have so many things attached to my life.

(01:25:26):
I have such a huge life, and I realized it
and I do realize it when I try to set
this life down sometimes and just give it a rest.
Everybody needs a rest. Everybody needs a break. Everybody needs
some time to they self. But my team did the

(01:25:48):
best they could without bothering me with stuff that was.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
The day to day.

Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
They only text me if it was pressing and they
had to have a response, and I'm the only one
that can give them a response. So they played it
so I wasn't bombarded with a lot of stuff last week.
I was still a lot of requests was coming in,
but not the usual amount. And even though what I'm

(01:26:14):
telling you, I know is difficult to do. It's difficult
to just take some time for yourself, but it's imperative.
And I discovered that I really have to do it
more and I really really have to discover that I
have to just.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Do or more things for me.

Speaker 9 (01:26:31):
I do so much, and a lot of women can
relate to this, and a lot of men. You do
so much for other people that you look up at
the end of the day and you ain't done nothing
for yourself. You take care the kids, you take care
of the house, You take care of your man, You
take care of your wife, You take care of the kids.

(01:26:52):
You go to work, you take care of them, bills.
You come home, you take care of the yard. Something
happening with the car, you gotta go see about that.
Something happened up at the school, you gotta go see that.
Then if you got a child that's got some extra
curriculum activities, now you gotta support that because that's your job.
Because your child can't get there unless you take them there.
And it's just it gets to be a lot. But

(01:27:16):
you can't forget about you because without you, this whole
thing don't really work. So every now and then, I
can't tell you how often, or I can't tell you
how to make it happen, but you've got to take
some time to get with just yourself. And you know
what it does like, it's sort of refreshing because you

(01:27:36):
get to reintroduce yourself to yourself. You know, it's kind
of good to get to know yourself. Think your thoughts,
respond the way you wanna respond. Respond, Sit where you
want to sit, look out the window, look out at
the water, look out at the park, look out in
your backyard, and just have your own thoughts.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
That is such a cool thing to do.

Speaker 6 (01:28:01):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:28:02):
Spend a lot of time meditating and praying. You know,
I finally took me a long time, but I just
learned this a couple years ago. The difference between meditation
and prayer. Prayer is talking to God. Prayer is talking
to God, putting in request of God, telling God about

(01:28:23):
your gratitude, your thoughts, your dreams, your ambitions, your goals.
Is saying thank you. Prayer is talking to God. But
meditating is different. Meditating is listening to God. Get yourself
somewhere in a steal place and be quiet and ask
God and ask his spirit to just talk to you,

(01:28:46):
to calm you, to give you peace, to keep you
enclosed in your right mind, to just give you a
to help you with your decisions, you know, to just
sit there and listen know what he has to say.
Bishop Kenneth Olman out in Los Angeles taught me one
of the most valuable lessons I've ever heard. You know,

(01:29:09):
how you have people come up to you and they
may say God told me to tell you this, or
God told me to tell you that. You've ever heard
people come up to you like that. I'm always leery
when people come up to me and say, oh, I'm
glad I met you, Because God wanted me to tell
you this. You know what he told me that rings true.
I was asking. I said, man, how do you know

(01:29:31):
it's God just telling you something? Bishop Kenneth Oma said,
because God's voice has no sin in it. Because I've
heard people say, I'm gonna go down there and tell him.
The Lord talk to me, and I'm gonna go down
there and tell them what's on my mind. God ain't
never told you to go down there and telling people off.
God ain't never told you to go down there and

(01:29:53):
show them who the boss is. God don't tell you
to go down there and bust out no car window.
God ain't told you to post something wrong about a person.
God ain't never told you to seek revenge. God ain't
never told you to go down there and show nobody up,
embarrass nobody. God's voice has no sin in it. So

(01:30:16):
when people come up to you and they talk to
you and they say that God told me to tell
you this, you know it's always interesting. Because I talk
to God every day. I hardly ever miss a day.
So when a person comes up to me and tell
me what God told him, he didn't even tell me
that I would be talking to you today. And now
some people do have messages, but a lot of them don't,

(01:30:36):
So be conscious of it. Take some time out for yourself,
don't forget to pray, meditate, spend some time alone, get
to know yourself and remember something about prayer.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Prayer works.

Speaker 9 (01:30:48):
So don't forget to pray, don't be ashamed to pray,
and don't ever be too proud to pray, because prayer
prayer changes things. Okay, those are my closing remarks today. Hey,
look talk to God today y'all. He'd love to hear
from you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Peace Home.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
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