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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Ah huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
to the voice, Come on, dig me now, on and
only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, I want
to talk to you today about success. But I want

(00:32):
to talk to you about it like I usually do
in terms of a principle of it, but I want
to share something with you about it.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
And I was talking to my daughter about it.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I've talked about my son in law about it, talked
about it with all my children, and I'm really starting
to express it to them now because I'm talking to
a wide range of people constantly. But I want to
share something with you. If you have any aspiration of
being successful, I want you to realize, starting right now,

(01:07):
the effort that is going to require. And that's why
I think it stops a lot of people. I think
a lot of people are never told or don't understand
the sheer effort that it takes to become successful at
anything in any area of your life.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
If you think that doing your.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Best is enough, that I got news for you. It's not.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
What if you've done your best, though, and your best
ain't good enough? Well, let me ask you that same question.
Hold on, if you want to be successful and you've
done your best, and best isn't good enough. What you
threw that's it. But Steve, it was my best. No no, no,
no no. It was the best you had at that time,

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in that particular day. But tomorrow add something to it.
You've never done everything. There is no you can't go
no more, you can't add no more. I've seen marathon
runners end up crawling across the line. I've seen triathlon
people man just staggering in the street and didn't want

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nobody to help them because they knew that would disqualify
them from the race. You got more? Have you ever
dipped into your reserve tank? That's what we're talking about now. See,
all of us have a reserve tank, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
On my ranch, I like to ride four wheelers.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I have all terrain vehicles and all of them have
a gas tank on it and a gas tank and
most of mine, let me see all of them. Yeah,
all of them have gas tank needles on them, and
it lets me know when I get down towards eight.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
There's a little lane that's red that lets me know.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, Steve, you're in a danger zone now, you're riding
into the lowest part of your tank. But if I
keep riding and I forget to get some gas in there,
guess what when it runs out of gas.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
All of my.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
All terrain vehicles, all of them, Honda Polaris, all of them.
Those are the makers. There's a button on the gas
tank itself that I can click and it says reserve.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
That means they know that for the hard core riders.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
They're gonna ride somewhere, they're gonna get themselves in a
situation and they're gonna run out of everything, They're gonna
run out of road, they're gonna run.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Out of gas.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
They've prepared because they know for the hard core rider,
every hard core rider needs a reserve tank. And so
there's a button that you can click on the gas
tank that clicks it into a reserve and it'll give
you about fifty miles or twenty miles worth of gas
in that. Now, guess what in that reserve that may

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be all you need to get you the where you're going,
or get you back to safety so you can refuel.
Don't tell me you've done your best. When your best,
don't cut it. What you're gonna do See, when best
is possible, then good enough ain't enough. See that's good enough,

(04:19):
But if the best is possible, why would you not
shoot for that?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
And you you are all capable of making it.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
But you've got to change your mindset and realize the
effort that has to be put forth in becoming successful.
You've got to do it relentlessly, over and over and
over and over.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
And every day.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I try to do something to progress my life for
the better. I try to do something every day. I
wake up every day with the plan. Some phone calls,
some meetings, some some some some interviews.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Something.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Man, that's going to advance and move the brand forward.
Because here's what's gonna happen. You are Let's say you
reach your goal. Let's say your goal is to make
now one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Well, I got news for you. Listen to this.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
When you make the one hundred thousand dollars, you can't
go nowhere and go on vacation and put your hand
behind your head and say I made one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Guess what you got to do.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
You got to find a way now to maintain that
one hundred thousand, to keep it coming in. See, you
can't just get there and stop and rest and whoa,
it is harder to maintain your success than it is
to get successful. See let's say, let me show you this.
Suppose it takes you five to eight years to find

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a way to make fifty thousand dollars. Let's say it
takes you five to eight years to find a way
to make an extra fifty thousand dollars, and you finally,
through work and effort, you get to the fifty thousand
dollars math. It's only just begun now because guess what.
In order to keep the fifty coming in, you gotta

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duplicate what you did to get there. And then, oh,
here's what you're going to have the audacity.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Being a human being.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You're gonna want another fifty because you're a human being,
because you gotta have something else to shoot for now
you're gonna want another fifty. Well, now that guess what
you gotta do. Now, Now you gotta do what you
did before for plus you gotta come up with something else.
Then after that, you're gonna have the audacity. Because you're human,
You're gonna want another fifty. Says how this works? And

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see that that's that, that's the importance of your relationship
with God, because you're gonna constantly need it. It ain't
havever a point where you're gonna be through needing you.
But that ain't gonna become a point in your life
where you're going through, won't be through, won't.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Nothing unless you then just gave up. And if you
done gave up, who wants that?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Come on, y'all, this is going to take quite a
bit of effort, And if you think it'll come.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
To you any other way, you're sadly mistaken.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Because of all the successful people I know, I know
that the effort they put out on a daily basis
is daunting, and I think that the average person just
doesn't understand the requirement of time and effort that it
takes to get that and willingness to put it out.
You got to cut a lot of monkey business out
your life, all that hanging out, all that late and

(07:28):
all that club and all that drinking, all that. You
got to cut a whole lot of monkey business out
to be successful. Man, if you're planning on being successful,
get up early, stay up late, work, try, think, meet, greet, smile, attract.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
It takes a lot let's go, but you can do it.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
God is pressed to passing out blessings all day long.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Why are you not in line for yours?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm telling you right now, I want everything God got
for me, because what he's.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Shown me so far. Cool.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
If he got some mo man or man, how good
is God?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Huh?

Speaker 6 (08:05):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. This is the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Well, welcoming all of you to say,
have a great day to day, reminding you that God
is in the blessing business. Remember everyone that God loves you.
It will never change and there's absolutely nothing that you

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can do about it. So understand that, accept it and
appreciate it. That's grace. And He's in the forgiving business too,
So no matter what you've done, he's in the forgiving business.
Don't wallow any get up, keep walking. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Jr. In the
legend that he is nephew Tommy Jr. What's going on today, buddy?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Well, huh, you know.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
It's a it's Christmas time.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Time for Christmas plays have you been to a Christmas play,
you know you had no business at.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
The last time. I shouldn't have been at a Christmas play.
I was actually in it. Oh lord, what we said
a Christmas play. It was about a family that had
had a Christmas in I don't really remember what it
was about it. I didn't read the whole script. You
know that, Chris sounds like a problem.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
What what you do?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
I just read my line.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I didn't read the whole script, so I don't really
I was in the family as a I was one
of the just a boy in the family, and I
had lines.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, I just got to my part.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I was playing Earnest in the play that so all
I read was the lines that Ernest.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Said relate to the other characters.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well, to show you how I shouldn't have been in
the play, I didn't read nothing but Ernest line, So
I didn't know when I was supposed to say nothing.
But I had my lines memorized though. And the way
I did the play was when they put me in
the scene. It wasn't nobody talking, I figured that was me,

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and then I blurt out my line. No actor at all.

Speaker 9 (10:22):
The same thing on your own show, The Steve Harvey show.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I did that too. That's how I got started. That's
why that was the last play I was in. I
didn't I didn't think I should have been there.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
Now, Now, have you been to some plays? Use have
you been to any christ before?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
You know, we grew up in the church and we
had some bad moments at our church. We had sister
Abigail played Mother Mary. She was way too old for
that's no way she could have had the baby.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Jesus, It's no way. It's just no way.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And she wasn't attractive either, So pretty pretty pretty show.
God wouldn't have picked and.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
To have his son. I wouldn't have I was the Lord,
I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I don't really haven't seen any pictures of Mary, but
I'm pretty sure she was attractive.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Because if I'm God, I can get.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Anybody to have my child, She's gonna be attractive. I
can assure you that my mother Mary was very attractive,
especially if I'm the Lord, because I'm just not that
loving of a god.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Well, I'm just anybody.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
I'm just going all right, going up in thirty two
minutes after the hour, yeah, with the word if we
still have a show, when we come back right after this.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
You're listening hard morning.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
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Speaker 9 (12:29):
It's time now, ladies and gentlemen, for Reverend Motown and
Deacon Death jam with a word.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
We on this auspicious date.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Come out here now, Galba in the most part curious, fun, timonious.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Wow, arbitrary, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Situation.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
We well we we we mystified, yes, electrified.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
And doom deified. All that is that, ain't Lord? Look
at him speak? Come on, Deacon all right, past that we.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Are coming from.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Come on, Deacon, yes.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
We're coming from.

Speaker 10 (13:25):
If you look at the third chapter past that we
are starting at the third chapter of Christmas is where
we're going from the pastor it starts with this, hang
all the missile toe. I'm gonna get to know you
better stop right there, Yes, sir, here here is obviously

(13:47):
the story of a player.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Mum hum m hm, take your time. I won't everybody
hang a missile toe. Yeah, because I'm gonna get you
to know you better watch your shall.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
This Christmas?

Speaker 6 (14:01):
As we trim the tree?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
How much fun it's going to be together?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Start right there, trim he is to offer to words.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yes it is, Yes, it is.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Well we trimming the tree.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Imagine how much fun is about to be? What's going
on with the trimmer?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Read?

Speaker 10 (14:27):
The fireside is blazing, Bryan, whoa we're caroling.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Through the night.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Start right there, got a fire inside. It's a white
folks outside saying re.

Speaker 10 (14:42):
Amen, This Christmas will be a very special Christmas for me.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Stop right there. I'm proposing.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
That this Christmas, yeah, will be a very special Christmas
for me. I'm self induged, our self engaged.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I ain't thinking about nobody button me, real presence and
cards are here.

Speaker 11 (15:21):
My world is filled with cheer and you this Christmas.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Stop right there, cards, Chris mcgil free and you all
this if for me, Rea.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
And as I look around.

Speaker 10 (15:41):
Your eyes outshine the town, stop right there, stop right there,
just for a moment in the sun.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
From the Book of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
He decided after three paragraphs to finally compliment met somebody
else your eyes outshine the town.

Speaker 10 (16:05):
Read Ah, Now we back to where we was outside
of town. This Christmas, the fireside is blazing bright, and
we're carrying through the night, and this Christmas will be
a very special Christmas or stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Right there, there was a need to repeat, Yes, the
fireside is a blazing bright.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
A lot of people got chimneys in their house. Some
people got out the fisher logs. Some people God would
burn in fireplace. Yes, But when you say caroling all
through the night, ain't none the white folks going door
to door singing at night. You ain't gotta worry about

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looking out there. We already know not to take our
black behind in your neighborhood singing.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Lady night.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
While you're out there singing, you're gonna millround, get shot.
You're supposed to be in front of my dough trying
to sing.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Nothing. That's white folks business, out there.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Singing holding them books in their hands. White folks don't
know no songs by heart always gotta have a book
in they head. Black folks ain't never needed no book
to sing no song. Turn the page, two o eight,
two o nine. We're reading them from one StepN mate,
and that white folk read.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
All right passing. Now, what we're doing right now is
this one's for the children. We're gonna change though, because
Captain nine and we're gonna start off right here. Rootolph
of the red no rain there.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Start right there. We off in the fantasy now.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, because I've gone deal hunting many times in my life. Yeah,
ain't no rain deer, got no red No, No, I
know we in fantasy now.

Speaker 10 (18:03):
Read had a very shiny nose, start right there, had mean.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Somebody saw him and shot him.

Speaker 10 (18:11):
Read And if you ever saw it, you would even
say it glowed, it glow.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
As long as he alive. But once you shoot him,
the glow go down. It's just a black nose like
everybody else.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Read and all the.

Speaker 10 (18:26):
Other raindeer I used to laugh and call him names.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Stop right there.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
All the Reindeers used to laugh at him and call
him names, and read.

Speaker 10 (18:42):
They never let Paul Rudolph join in any raindeer game.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Start right there.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Literally, they know that one day Rudolph was gonna be
the sled leader, was gonna be out front of the pack.
You can start at the back, but you never know
when God gonna move you to the front.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
I don't care what the story it is.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Oh, you got a white.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Man coming in to save the day.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Your should have had Rudolf at the top of the
sleigh in the first place. Now you'd have brought your
fen out here talking about when you got a slate tonight.
You weren't saying that when they was talking about Rudolph
back in the barn, laughing at him and called him name.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Now you can't see your way.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Now here come your fat behind talking about leading the sleigh. Remember,
God will raise you up in front of your enemies
and make your enemy your footsteps.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Those are the churches.

Speaker 9 (19:32):
Now leave man all right, Thank you, Reverend Motown and
Deacon def Jam coming up next. It is asked the
CLO or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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and her co worker is upset about it. We'll discuss
that also. That is all coming up at the top
of the hour. But right now it is time to
ask the CLO our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Ready, Colo, Ready, here we go.

Speaker 9 (20:46):
Okay, and Charleston writes, I had eight missed calls from
my ex and I couldn't call him back until the
next day. He's upset, thinking we're closer than we really are.
I do cherish his friendship, but he expects too much
from me. How do I get him to realize that
I'm moving on?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Well, y'all exit.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, you know, if you cherish his friendship so much,
y'all still be seeing each other.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
He's needy, he's.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Clingy, and now you have to just he's your ex exhibit. Yes,
do X stop exhibit yourself with someone else.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
She still wants to be his friend, she says.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Noah, see y'all, y'all keep He don't want to be
your friend.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
He wants her back.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
He won't you back.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Say go on about your business. Exit, exit left, all right.

Speaker 9 (21:49):
Moving on to Tricia and Augusta, Trisha writes, my hobby
and I make quote unquote videos. Thanksgiving morning, he was
watching a video on his phone and our twenty four
year old son walked by and saw it. He asked,
if that's what we've been doing since he moved out?
Should he be allowed to question us?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, he just did, he saw it. But see, what
is your stupid husband doing sitting up at Thanksgiving with
people over watching videos?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well, should he be allowed to question us?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
He did? The other thing is should he be allowed
to see it? He didn't want to see that, I
promise you.

Speaker 11 (22:35):
He Thanksgiving dinner after seeing that.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, looking over there at your mama realizing she's one
age to potato selling.

Speaker 9 (22:48):
Yeah, that's a hard one. It is is nowhere around
that one.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
It's hard.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
It's hard for me to sit there knowing you make
it videos and cook it.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Mama dog.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Wow, that's a bit much. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 9 (23:10):
Moving on to Leah and Irving, Leah writes, my next
door neighbor had unexpected company while her boyfriend was at
her house. She texted me and asked me to go
outside and tell the other guy that she's not home.
I did not do it, so she's not talking to me.
Should I have done.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
It or not?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Well, she text you or she called you?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
She texted, Well, see I didn't do it because I
got to text late. Yeah, because see you not going
out there didn't stop anything from happening.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
So what did he do? He went up and rang
the doorbell.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
That's your fault, right, None of it is, right, man,
i'd have been when did you text me?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (23:55):
Huh?

Speaker 6 (23:56):
All of that?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Oh that's what all that shooting?

Speaker 12 (23:59):
Will?

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Girl?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I didn't. I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 9 (24:07):
Meanwhile, her neighbor, yeah, meanwhile, her neighbor is cheating on
her on her man is Yeah, And if she didn't
want to get involved exactly, that's go.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Outside, tell him I'm not home. What in this driveway?

Speaker 6 (24:25):
I'm not in that? So he just dropped by it.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
Yeah, I guess he did unexpected unexpected that.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yeah, he should have called first.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
See he thinks he molding.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
He is.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
She's in there with her real guy, you're the side pie. Yeah,
all right? Moving on.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Really hard day though, when you discover you the slough,
it is a really hard day.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
What do you mean that, slaw?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
You just.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
She's sitting up in there with the chicken.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Yeah, here you come.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Here, you come all up in the dryway. You can't
even get in there because its cars in the dryway.
This whole bucket of chicken inside. You've a little straw
with the little combination spoon fork.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Why did you say that in the wrapping with the napkin?
So crazy? Random?

Speaker 4 (25:28):
All right?

Speaker 9 (25:29):
Last one, last one Colo. This is from Courtney and Newark.
Courtney writes, my husband and I take turns cooking, but
it was snowing outside and I didn't feel like stopping
at the grocery store, so I made tune of sandwiches
for the family. When I got home, my husband threw
a fit and didn't eat. How is that my problem?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
You know, obviously you don't want no tuna sandwiches. I
love tuna sandwiches.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
Yeah, sure, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
My favorite things is a tuna, a little tuna salad,
and eggs. Sally said, I.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Hate eggs salad when I was a kid, but I
love it now.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
I don't know what it is. I like both of them.
Peanut butter and jelly. Then fell off a little bit
for me.

Speaker 9 (26:16):
But you know, so she didn't stop at the grocery
store because it was snowing.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
She wanted to get home.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, I'm just gonna yeah, I'm just gonna go out. Yeah, well,
I'm gonna go out on the limb and say, we
don't really care.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Next question, this is the last one.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
You ate, didn't you. Yeah, I say stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
No, he didn't need, he didn't need.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
All right, you see I ain't never that mad. Yeah,
I ain't nothing. I'll show you.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
No, no, Yeah, what's wrong with tuna sand which is
yeah from the woman who can't cook?

Speaker 9 (27:03):
Oh well, all right, I have another one for you.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
This is from Donald in Montroe.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
Donald says, my girlfriend's sister came by early and I
was just waking up. I had on the basketball, I
had on the basketball shorts and I didn't have on
the shirt. I didn't have a shirt on. My girlfriend
said that I was inappropriately dressed. Why can't I be
comfortable at home? Is she ashamed of? Is she ashamed
of my big belly?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Oh that's what's happening. Oh no, I came out there
with them.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Basketball shorts with the top roll down. H cause your
stomach had pushed the elastic over.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Really, you said, have been there? Got that tattoo that
you had when you was twenty? You know, he had
a little uh heah, he had a little eagle on
his stomach next to his navel.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
And now I look like a condor yo.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, but he had that little ankor on his chest
because he used to be in the navy. He had
that shirt on, right, not a little ankle. Looked like
a pitchfork because it's hanging.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
All right, Yeah, she was shamed dog, and you should
have been too.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
All right, Thank you, clo.

Speaker 9 (28:32):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
have some entertainment news for you right after this. You're
listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. So if you're single and
looking for love for the holidays. Here are some of
the best places to meet a mate. This is according
to a new survey from Dating News. Here are the

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ultimate hotspots for singles. Starbucks. Sixty five percent go to
Starbucks to meet someone there.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
That's yeah, stay down there, huh monsor go down there
all the time.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
So this this is big news.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
She's a membership hold.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
You found nobody in there.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
She's in the drive.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Line down the zooms in the morning and nothing.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
She gotta get her out of the I never heard
her go.

Speaker 9 (29:29):
Duncan Donuts came in second with forty three percent success rate.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
It was all about the coffee. See yeah, yeah, Dunkin Donuts.
I thought you liked their coffee.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I love their coffee. I love the donuts too.

Speaker 9 (29:45):
So yeah, Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts, and then some other unexpectedly fat.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
People meet the down at the Donuts shows fat people
down there.

Speaker 11 (29:54):
Just say it though, see say what whatever comes to
you man, just that anyway, Yeah, waiting you're.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Looking for nobody fit then Dunky.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
Other unexpected places to meet a mate are at the
Olive Garden. That's about forty one percent.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Oh that's sated right there, off the change.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Brand, the Breadsticks.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
That's c.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Cheap people go down there, cheap people and breadsticks and the.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
And that which is delicious, yam me yum.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (30:30):
And then it's the cheesecake factory at thirty eight percent.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
A lot of people meet. Singles meet at the cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
What's your favorite thing at Cheesecake Fact.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
You're asking me or anyone?

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Cheese, firecrackers, salmon rolls. They said that I like.

Speaker 9 (30:49):
The sliders, and I used to like the white chili,
white chicken.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Chocolate cake cage.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Let's get to it.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
God, black dog chocolate cake. The cake and the icing
is the same color. And the sprinkles too, the chocolate
nugget sprinkles.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Just big black juicy pizzer cake.

Speaker 9 (31:17):
Well, okay, if you don't want to be alone during
the holidays.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
They carry cake is outstanding too, though.

Speaker 9 (31:23):
Okay, I'll try to hang out one of at one
of these spots.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Any more pointers for single people, Stevie.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, the gym is gonna be loaded with him this year,
because you know, this is the time of year where
everybody makes a New Year's resolution, so a lot of
people will meet him Rose this year. You used to
could meet a man down at home depot. But Ice
didn't kill that now, so ain't no neither going down now.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
I'm sorry here he goes, I mean, but yeah he is.

Speaker 12 (31:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I mean you you could meet a man down there
at home depot, but now Ice down there waiting on him.
So now, ain't nobody down there. You can't harder go down.
You can't get nobody to come help you paint nothing
at your house no longer?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
For everybody?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
What y'all doing? Man, I got all this stuff at
the house. I'm trying to do it, y'all, scan these
people and stuff.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Leave these people long.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
A lot of d y I going on now, yeah, grouse.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Party is all right? Thank you? Find some single people
at these Christmas parties?

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Yeah, well, Steve, But yeah, I'm just gonna move on.
I'm just going There's a.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Lot of nice looking people.

Speaker 12 (32:34):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I don't really have no problem. I think we're overdoing it,
you know, uh, but.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
How do we get I'm moving on?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Well, you know you ain't fitna meet nobody down at
the whole depot no more because Ice is down there.
Which need me to being mad at Ice because now
I can't get nothing done.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
All right, We're gonna move on. Steve, this is going
viral on.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
My ass ice agent to come to the house and
help out everybody else what you're doing?

Speaker 9 (33:08):
There is really something wrong with you.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
You're all right?

Speaker 6 (33:16):
Well?

Speaker 9 (33:19):
Can I tell you about this? It's going viral on
Reddit right now. Twenty five year old single woman with
no kids. Single woman, no kids, has earned her first
Christmas day off at her job, and she's looking forward
to not having to work. Okay, but now a co
worker with children who is scheduled to work that day

(33:39):
asked if she could switch with her so that she
could be home with her kids for Christmas. The younger
woman said no, because she earned the day off and
she does not want to give it up, even though
she admitted that she doesn't even celebrate Christmas. So the
single woman posted her dilemma on Reddit and received a
bunch of comments that she's being selfish, while others argue

(34:01):
that she earned the day off, so she should take it.
So what do you think should she give her the
day off?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Well, I don't understand why she's mad at the lady
for earning her day off.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
How you mad at her?

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Well, I mean, why are they open for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
What kind of job is.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
This, she doesn't say one of the jobs that are
open for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Because anyway, she asked a young girl could she switched so.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
She could spend Christmas Day with her kids?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yeah? I would have switched with the lady.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
Yeah, especially because the lady doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
And if she don't celebrate Christmas, what's the big deal
to you? If you have Wednesday off for Thursday off?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
What did I make to you?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Right right?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I would have switched. But ain't no need of you
being mad at the young girl. You need to talk
to your boss about that.

Speaker 9 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, she was necessarily mad.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
But yeah, she put it a shoe. She did put
it out there, she posted it.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah, all right, we're over at Walmart.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Walmart be oldmar Crew.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
I think, uh, I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I think.

Speaker 9 (35:16):
Coming up twelve minutes after is the build up to
Christmas better than Christmas Day? We'll talk about that right
after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Hey is Shirley Strawberry?
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(35:38):
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this holiday season because the world needs Sesame and Sesame

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need you. According to an unpopular opinions post, for many,
the build up to Christmas is better than Christmas Day. Actually,
most respondents think that listening to Christmas music, putting up
the tree, the decorations, baking desserts, going to Christmas parties,
and shopping, that's all all the fun and exciting events

(36:20):
of the of the season. But then when Christmas Day
arrives and we've opened our presence, we've had dinner, there's
nothing else to be excited for. So the question is
the build up to Christmas?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (36:34):
Is that what you enjoy? Or is it Christmas Day
and the time you spend with your family? Is that
more exciting?

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Which one?

Speaker 13 (36:41):
The build up or actual Christmas? I?

Speaker 6 (36:46):
I like I enjoy both both.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Yeah, Junior.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
On the time family, I like that.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
You know the time that you spend.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
You like to enjoy spending time with your family?

Speaker 7 (37:02):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Know, you don't want to see him that often.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Then when you do see him, what happened here.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
We go na he.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
Time?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Yeah, I like spending time with my family.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Why as soon as you get down there, you choke
Uncle Lester, Uncle Junior. Anyways, anyway, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
O pop Okay, But you like spent the time with
your family?

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Yes, I do, like tomorrow you know.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah in law.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
Yeah, because you don't see him every you see us
more than you see your Yeah, what about this.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
In the room with him, suld be like seeing your family?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
How long is you go in the road with any
you know? I think I think what happens on Christmas
is that there are a lot of people who are let.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Down and disappointed.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, you know, from the expectations of the day, and
then the expectations don't go like they want to now they.

Speaker 9 (38:18):
Man, Yeah, because it's supposed to be a happy season,
you know all that, you know, joyous Pasian.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
That's vallege.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Like I gotta start thinking, man, because I got to
get my girl something. Tomy, you know what you're getting
your girl? I have no idea. Yeah, Julie, you know
what you're getting your girl?

Speaker 9 (38:37):
Have they mentioned anything sent you any pictures, any clues
on mama, ool, you're on your own.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, cause.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
This can't be good.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Mine got everything, So I don't know what you're gonna want.
That's the hard part.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Oh, well, he has a good problem to have it.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Yeah, No, it ain't. No, it ain't.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
So I mean for them, for them, Yeah, for money
and jewelry always works.

Speaker 11 (39:04):
If I can walk in our closet and she got
clothes everywhere, well, I ain't got nothing to wear.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I don't have no.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
Well that's every woman, every woman. Yeah, that's all of us.

Speaker 9 (39:14):
Yeah, all right, thanks guys, coming up with thirty four
minutes after. Sister Odell will be in the building right
after this. You're listening hardy morning show, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 14 (39:28):
She I comeladays, Marry Merry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Toy wants.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Good mornings everyone, Well, merry Christmas everything you know.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
Holidays.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
You Well, that's what I wanted to talk about. It's
the most wonderful time of the year. We know that,
and we also know that Jesus is the reason for
the season. But the question for you, Sis, Jodella is
do you give Christmas gifts?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Good?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yes, I give all my freedoms and gifts.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
Oh, Julie, what do you give them?

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Every year?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I give them the same thing. Oh what is that
white compression pantyhole?

Speaker 6 (40:25):
Do they still sell those?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
My white got a path hard to find them, but
all my girls love them because you just hard to
get your hands on.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
Them, I would think so.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yes, So that's what I get all of them in
they and they appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
You know what did they get to you?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Same things it to them and I get the same thing. Girl,
We don't switch up and be just as happy for
each other because, you know, because we helped each other
get in them, you.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Know, impression and all.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Yeah, that's what you know.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
We talked and has coffee and everything while we're helping
each other get her cause we got a rest.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
You know.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
Oh yes, ma'am, Yes, man, ma'am. I think Tommy had
a question for you too, Tommy.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Oh so this is dawned on me. Nothing.

Speaker 11 (41:19):
You remember the jackson fied the Jackson's of course, but
they was Jehovah witness why they had all them Christmas songs?

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Any idea?

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (41:30):
My for money?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Food?

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Last time you hurt Jehovos.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Having all the Christmas Why who would a bouy that.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Ain't no money in that.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
When I'm a witness, Joe hold the witness winness for
Christmas as so windness?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Who who do that?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Sane these hits and turn them into regors on jingle bells.
I'm dreaming over white Christmas. Uh you know silent night,
you know, holding that all that we found?

Speaker 4 (42:20):
It ain't right.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Santa Claus is coming and tells Jehovah, witnesses don't even
have trees.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Uh I swiss Santa Claus. No, you ain't, No.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
You ain't not if he was a witness. Witnesses don't
do Christmas. So see right there, they had to hear
up and get a joke Joe. I heard Joe tell him.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
What we don't have, we don't help get Chrisphon hears on.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
What's that was Joe Jackson? Oh that was your impression
of Joe Jackson? Oh well, you know he.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Was a man.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
You know when he talked, bro, we get some crips
phone here. I said that it's gonna be Christmas songs anyway.
You know, Catherine couldn't say nothing. You know that was
a witnesses. But they you know, ain't no money in
witness songs onood. Ain't got no hits, Joon Witnesses ain't
rolle a one hit ever.

Speaker 9 (43:20):
Have you ever been in a Christmas place, sister O deell,
like when you were kid or something?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Did you ever?

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yes, I was in a Christmas player. I got offended
one time to ask me to be a camel? What
I picked up a little weight one year and.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Or camel.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, I picked up plenty weight though I rode all
three of.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
The wise men and came in on me gain some
weight that year.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
That was the last time I said I got you.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Just wait off me because if you think I'm a
camel and I can actually ride three men into the service,
that's when I dropped weight.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
You know you gotta motivated?

Speaker 6 (44:04):
Yeah, yes, man.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Dreaming weeish Christmas ain't got no ring to it at all.

Speaker 9 (44:17):
Spring phone call coming up next with a nephew. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter
for today, and the subject is she's getting.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
More from him than money. All right, Well find out
what that's all.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
About in just a few because right now the nephew
is here with today's bring phone call.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
What you got for us, nephew.

Speaker 11 (44:44):
We're going down to the church. We've got a little
situation down there. We didn't got a white man and
join the white man and join the church.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, okay, so we can love the Lord.

Speaker 11 (44:55):
He can love the Lord, but if he's gonna be
in this church, he's gonna have to know black things about.
He got certain things he got to know. So we
got to have a church quiz. You understand what I'm saying. Church, Yeah,
black church quick. You've got to know, yes, a culture

(45:15):
the black like when is communion?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
You need to know all that certain things that you
got to know. Okay, okay, First of all, I want
to give a what.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
Honor, honor to God?

Speaker 11 (45:32):
Who is the who is the what? My Okay, you
know what I'm saying. See how you know it? Yes,
it's just things hes gonna have to know. Right then
when when when you when you get ready to go
to the bathroom, what you're supposed to do? Put that
one finger up, put that thing in that.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
It's things you have to know if you're gonna be
around us. Just get up.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Respectful.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
That's you, ain't that Joe Olstein you have a different church.
I know he didn't walk out here without his frank up,
he didn't do that.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Black church queens. Let's go cat dog, Let's get it.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
This is Grant, our Grant h Grant Stephens, right, yes,
he Hey Greg, this is brother Lewis Finley. I'm calling
from Mount Sinin Missionary Baptist Church. You you and your
wife just joined a couple of weeks ago, Am I right?

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Yes? Okay, So now listen, I wanted to reach out
to you. I know you guys have started the uh
the orientation and from my understanding you you finished one
one class of the orientation. You got three more to go?
Is that right? Yes? All right, all right, all right.
So first of all, I want to say welcome to

(46:48):
Mount Sinai and and I hope you are enjoying yourself.
I know that you and your wife are a mixed couple.
You you're a Caucasian and she's she's black. Are you?
Are you liking the church so far? Grant?

Speaker 15 (47:03):
Absolutely, we really are enjoying it. We completed our first
orientation and yeah, so far we're really enjoying it.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Okay, Okay, did I catch at a bad time?

Speaker 15 (47:13):
I am a work right now. But it's okay, I've
got a couple, I've got a couple of.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Minutes, Okay, Okay. I just wanted to call you, man.
I was worried I know you because I don't think
you noticed. But you are the first Caucasian to join
our church, and I just want to make sure you
kind of knew the language and just just kind of
knowing what the Black Church is all about. And there's
certain sayings and different things I think you should know

(47:40):
so that you know. I just don't want you to
say that the wrong thing while you at the church,
if that makes sense. Okay, okay, So what I wanted
to do, like I wanted to give you a little
Black Church quiz so you can kind of maybe if
you could there let me know where you are, you know,
if you want a low level or a high level

(48:01):
as far as being knowledgeable about the Black Church, like
feel this blank in for me, grant And if you
don't matter, I just want to take a little bit
of time and I'll let you get back to work.
But first of all, give a blank to God give
where we're going in that blank right there. First of all,
give a blank to God.

Speaker 15 (48:21):
Now, all I can think of something has give Give
thanks to God.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
No, see that's wrong. See that's wrong. See see what
it is is. First of all, give a honor to God.
All right? Remember that. First of all, give an honor
the God. You got that?

Speaker 15 (48:36):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Yes, yes, okay. First of all, give an honor to God,
who is the blank of my life? What? What? What?
What goes in the blank? First of all, give an
honor to God, who is the blank of my life,
the love of my life. No, no, see that's that's
that's that's wrong. First of all, give an honor to God,

(48:58):
who is the he for long life? Did you can
you share that? I'm sorry, okay, I was just are
you sure?

Speaker 15 (49:06):
Are you sure about that?

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Oh? I'm definitely sure about man. No, don't don't. What
I don't want you to do is question what I know.
I'm from the Black Church. I know you.

Speaker 15 (49:15):
No, No, I wasn't. I wasn't questioning you, sir, I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 15 (49:17):
I've just always heard it that way.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
But okay, So, so I'm trying to give you the
understanding of knowing what the Black Church is about. You understand,
I understand.

Speaker 15 (49:27):
I'm just I appreciate you.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
I'm I apologize. Okay.

Speaker 15 (49:30):
Now now look I don't know these answers obviously, but
I've got a meeting. I got to get to here
in a minute. Like this, I'm curious if everyone in
the church gets these stone calls.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Well wait a minute, wait a minute, grand I know
what you have a meaning, But what's more important your
meeting or knowing your position at the Black Church? What
what's more important?

Speaker 15 (49:50):
I really don't have time for this right now. I
can't believe it's actually happening. Like did you did your
pastor even know that you're calling you right now?

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Well? No, I took the liverity of myself. I you
was Caucasian that I would call and try to help
you so you would know what to do when you're
in the Black church where people are saying certain things
you Okay, okay, Grant, if you don't mind, just do
this funny, Grant, like, do you know what hooping is?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Hooping?

Speaker 15 (50:16):
Like, who's a hooping?

Speaker 5 (50:18):
No, hooping is when the pastor is at the end
of his sermon. So listen to this. Good got him?
Do that funny? If you if you would, Grant, oh,
oh god, oh man, No, no, no one more. Come

(50:41):
on you whit me? Oh good, God got him?

Speaker 15 (50:46):
Like I gotta get I can't believe I'm doing that.
Oh lord, oh yeah, oh God, old mighty.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Okay, Greg, do you think maybe as possible as dick
me and you could have some sessions before you come
back to the church and I can prepare you more.

Speaker 15 (51:09):
Hey man, listen, you have caught me at a really
bad time and I'm quite honestly just so frustrated. Like
I've never heard of a quiz like this. I'm really offended,
to be honest, to be like, do you guys not
want me to go to your church anymore? Like, as
matter of fact, dude, you should be calling my wife
right now.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
She's black. Well she should already know. The queen is
questioned you the ones. Don't know who I'm gonna call.
I should call you.

Speaker 15 (51:34):
I am at work right now. I have a meeting
to get to in just a minute. I don't know
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Speaker 9 (54:46):
You, not for your subject. She's getting more than money
from him. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty one year
old man and I have a wife, but I haven't
lived with her in four years. It's a long story,
but I'll try to make it brief. Four years ago,
my cousin had a bad divorce and he needed somewhere
to stay, so my wife and I let him rent
one of our side of a duplex we own. I

(55:09):
made him promise to be respectful to my older tenant
that shared the duplex with him, because she's a Christian
woman that loves peace and quiet.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
He moved in, and in less than two.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
Weeks, the old lady called me to complain about sex
noises coming from his side of the duplex.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
I talked to my cousin and asked him to knock
it off.

Speaker 9 (55:28):
I worked full time, so my wife manages our three
properties and collects the rent.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
But I'm the only one the old lady will talk to.

Speaker 9 (55:36):
She's never liked my wife, and one evening i'd stopped
by the duplex to put some reflective numbers on the
old lady's side of the duplex because she said her
girlfriends couldn't find her house at night. I pulled up
and my wife's car was parked in the sideyard, out
of plain view. I knocked on my cousin's door several

(55:57):
times and there was no answer. The old lady came
out of her and she told me that they can't
hear me knocking because they're in there having sex and
making a bunch of noise. I told her that I
think it's my wife in there, and she reminded me
that she has never liked my wife, and then said
this must be why. She told me that the car

(56:18):
is always over there, so my wife is coming by
for more than the rent money. I broke the window
and I got in there and tried to body slam
my cousin. My wife moved out of our house and
into the raggedy duplex with my cousin. It's been four
years and they're still together. I still can't get over it.

(56:40):
How could they do this to me? Well, because some
people are just low down and evil. You know, you
may still be married on paper, but you don't have
a wife. You may as well let that go because
she let it go a long time ago. She left
you then way back, and we can't pick our relatives,

(57:01):
so he's gonna be your trifling cousin forever. My advice
to you is to first get a divorce because clearly
this marriage is over. It's been four years. The next
thing I would do is put them out of the duplex.
Put them out. It's been four years. Your cousin should
be able to get his own place by now. He
shouldn't be living off you anyway. I mean, you said

(57:23):
you can't get over it, but you're gonna have to.
You're gonna have to move on with your life. I mean,
life does go on. Try to get back out there.
You know, if you have friends, you can hang out
with them to ease back into the dating scene. I
know you're fifty one, I know that, but that's okay.
You can ask a friend out for lunch, you know,

(57:44):
or for drinks. You gotta start going to like get
togethers and stuff like that, barbecues, church events, comedy shows.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Tommy, aren't you touring now?

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Right?

Speaker 9 (57:53):
You can go see Tommy he's touring again. Yeah, you know,
you gotta do things to get yourself out there, and
the more you get out there.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
The easier it's going to be to get over.

Speaker 9 (58:03):
Your faithful, tricky, tricky tricky wife.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
Steve a.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Boy, this letter right here is major league disappointing to me.
She's getting more than money from him. Now here's a
fifty year old guy. He says, and I have a wife,
but I ain't live with her in four years. Well

(58:33):
you can quit calling her your wife.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Four years. Preey, pretty, we.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
We we passed the point of fix it.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Four years. We're this over dog.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Your cousin had a bad divorce and he needed somewhere
to stay, which means she took him to the cleaning
so he ain't got nothing. So your wife let him
rent a duplex in it. You promised to be respectful
of the older tenant that you share a deep duplex
with Christian Moman. She like peace and quiet. After two weeks,

(59:14):
the lady called and complain about sex noises coming from
his side of the deep duplex. So you went in
there and you talk to the dude, told him to
cut it out. You work full time, so your wife
manages the three properties and collects the rent. But I'm
the only person that the old lady would talk to
she's never liked my wife. This is very important information

(59:35):
as we go forward in this letter. The old lady
knew something soon as she met her. All women can
pick up on triflingness in a young woman. See one
thing about women, y'all. Women know each other. Women can

(59:56):
fool us men, but they can't fool each other. Girl, girl, girl,
I know that I've seen this movie before. I know
this whole scene. What you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Women know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Bargie will spot some stuff that I would never even
dream of looking at it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
She tripping. So the old lady knew something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
One evening, stopped by the deep lex put some reflective
numbers on the old lady's house cause they can't find
her house at night because they hold you pull up
in the wife's car parked on the other side of
out of plane youth.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
So you knocked through your cousin doing and wasn't no answer.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
The old lady came out her doing, told me they
can't hear you knocking because they ain't not having sex
and making a bunch of noiss.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Well, I told her, I think that's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
My wife in there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
She reminded me, I have never liked her. Now she
and not bringing your cousin. You need to get the
bust and windows or.

Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
Something, all right, Steve, hold on hold that thought. Okay,
we'll have part two of your response at twenty three
minutes after the hour. Strawberry letter for today, she's getting
more than money from him. We'll get back into it
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today's Strawberry letter. The subject she's getting more than money
from him?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Well, I'm gonna recap this letter and then we're going
to do a live reenactment. Okay, Shirley is gonna be
the woman, Tommy gonna be the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Guy, the cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Tommy, you know the trifling he got that Tommy gonna
be the trifling cousin. Shirley, you're gonna be the woman
that's in the house that's been collecting the rent. I'm
gonna be the old lady next door since the old day,
I'll stay next door.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
So here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
A fifty one year old man uh then rented out
his place to his cousin. Told him be respectful as
an old lady lived next door, but the old lady
only talks to him because the old lady don't like
his wife, who controls the three properties and collects all
the rent. Well, two weeks into the cousin moving in there,
the lady call and complained about loud sex noises coming by.

(01:02:53):
The guy goes over there one night to change the
reflective lightness on her address so her people can see
her address at night. He get over there and the
lady come out complaining again, talking about some people in
here having loud sex noises. Where he noticed his wife's
car was in the driveway out of plane view, so
he said, wait a minute, that I think that's my

(01:03:14):
wife in there. The lady said, I told you that
I did not like her. Now she in here banging
your cousin and you standing out here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
So now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
She told me that the car was always over there.
So now my wife coming over promoting rent money. So
I broke the window and got in there and tried
to bodyslam my cousin.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
So I don't understand this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Part of the letter right here. I mean, see, if
you broke the window and you tried to body slam
your cousin. See, once I break the window, it's unfinished business.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
That's just the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Breaking the wonder is a prelude me breaking your see
have got behind Yeah, we ain't.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Got to that yet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
But if I broke this one, that stepped in here
and cut my back of my thigh on this glass
because you got to climb through that winter, you're gonna
cut your leg.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
And he how old? Fifty?

Speaker 15 (01:04:16):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Fifty one?

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
He can't get there, no one?

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
OK.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
So my wife moved out of our house and into
the raggedy Duplexum my cousin. It's been four years and
they still together. I still can't go over it. And
how I still can't get over how they do this
to me? How they did it, How they did it easy?
They both trice, especially your wife. But why you hanging around?
She don't want you and she don't deserve you. Now

(01:04:45):
I'm understanding, what is it? You can't get over?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
It's over.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Everything's over except you. Why movie though? It's four years?
So now here we go. Here's the re enactment. Shirley,
you in the house with the man because I'm the
old lady's sister, old Dale to stay next door. Tommy,
you the dude that's looking for your wife.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
And when they got cheated on. Okay, that's one that
got cheated on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
So is you over here? Hello?

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
Hello, Hey, Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Hold on, la, I'm talking Tommy then came over to
the house, so let me talk to commedy. We ain't
brought you in here. You in the house. You ain't
got nothing to say right now. You're busy, you're not
making noises.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Hey, mispraise what you're gonna be?

Speaker 11 (01:05:35):
Put your reflectors there so I can put them on
here for you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
I want you to put it in there, cracking this
door to stop some of this racket in here. It's
some people in there having sakes.

Speaker 11 (01:05:45):
Who and who is that howling in there with him
with him?

Speaker 17 (01:05:51):
Who car is drive away. That's my that's my wife's card.
Right there, that's Joe. That's Joe called right there, Joe Anne,
that's my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Come well, well, well I told you I never liked
the little Hussey help it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Why is that's Joe healing that now?

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
I don't you tell me who boss it is? She's
signed it all heart and bother and I've been here in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
It for hours?

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Joanne? What is you asking?

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Joe An?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Because you know it's hers, your wife, Joe Anne?

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Shut up? Your too loud in the skin.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
Marks?

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Wos you calling Marcus funk? That's money house calling him people?
Why you bust the one hour? What your stupid sind
it out here?

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Talking about Marcaus and Joe Anne?

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
You think I'm gonna cut myself if I if I
break the one? You think i'mna cut myself?

Speaker 18 (01:06:52):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Don't you think they ain't there cutting? Sound like somebody
getting sliced up, Pretty good to.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Me, all right, all right, one, the two? Three? Joey?
What what's going on in here?

Speaker 18 (01:07:12):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
You heard him? He marks?

Speaker 11 (01:07:16):
I swam for the I'm finna try to body slam
your market. I swam in What is all this trying.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
When is a wooden ghostar?

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
What did when here trying for?

Speaker 15 (01:07:29):
You?

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Hit his half in here breathing off? What is your waiting?

Speaker 18 (01:07:33):
Now?

Speaker 11 (01:07:34):
I'm finished to try im I swam from the try
to body slam in just a Minute'm fin just to
try body slam.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
We gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
He ain't in here trying to do huh.

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When we come back, we're gonna continue to re enact me.
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All right, we're back with part three of the Struggery Letter.
You know, sometimes it's so good we have to do
more than two parts.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Let me set up to reenact.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Men.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
What happened was the fifty one year old man at
his cousin stay in his house. The wife handles the
properties for her and her husband and this Christian woman
that shares the deep duplex. The husband told his cousin
don't make no noise because she's a Christian woman. She
like a nice and choir. Two weeks into it, a

(01:09:15):
lot of sex noise coming from the house. The old
lady calls over reports it. He goes over to the
house to change the address. One night, he see his
wife's carp in the driveway and he knocking on the
door to see what she in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Now, the old lady come out and said.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
They can't hear you knocking because they're in there making
sex noises. He said, well, I think that's my wife
in now. Well, the old lady going, I told you
I didn't like that, helfe. And so now the reenactment begins.
Shirley is the daughter woman jo Anne that's in the house.
Marcus is the trifling cousin. Tommy he the husband, and

(01:09:54):
the husband in here and sister old day'll stay next door.
So now here we go and we on the porch
and let's go. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Eugene is knocking on the door.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Joe, it's her, Marcus, it's him.

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
When to me?

Speaker 11 (01:10:15):
She got the people's right, Marcus De'Andre Daniels, I know
you ain't in there with my wife, Mark.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
And Joe the hussey. I'm f in the bust this window.
I'm telling you, I'm in the bust, this window, fitting the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Share the water.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
Joe, waiting on you to do something too, through the
half Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Most of the way.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
What is your waiting on?

Speaker 15 (01:10:46):
You?

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
See you're here? Niked Joe. Uh, she just ain't got
no clothes off? Why why how'd you look at Joe?

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Ant I'm not nucking.

Speaker 13 (01:11:03):
I got closed on baby.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Left in the rent walked up from there. I'm fin
to try the body slam you Marked? Did you hit me?

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Tray track track doesn't sound like they was in there trying.
It sounds like somebody was getting something accomplished.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
It's been to help Marked, it's been to help right here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Right here, when it go down right here, No wonder
she over here.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Bye, Eugene, I'm with Marcus now baby bye.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
See four years. All right, we'll let more of.

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this is from Chauncey and Anniston. Chauncey says, my wife
and I have two daughters. One is married and one
is not. My wife and I get a lot of
flak for treating the single daughter better than the married one.
The married one says, we get the single daughter better gifts,

(01:12:17):
her husband spoils her, but that's not enough for her.
She expects us to make her a priority too. The
youngest one is single, so we help her out more.
How do we handle this situation?

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
No, listen to me, when you when you gave her
away at that altar, she became his responsibility. Hell lord,
all of it. Don't don't call me with this him
what he doing. See, I'm your father, your daddy always.

(01:12:52):
But when I walk you down that aisle and I
hand you to him, you are now his priority and
his responsibility.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Okay, all right, all that that changes, man.

Speaker 9 (01:13:07):
So and how do they handle the situation with the
oldest daughter? What they say that but you just said
because that was good?

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Well, because it's so I've see, I haven't had to
say this, except I've had to say it to my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
What she married him for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
See, I've had to say that to you, what she
married him, what he doing because see, what you're not
finn to do is come in here and marry into
this family and then benefit off me.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Now, sir homie, you you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Trust and believe You're gonna have to get real busy
because I'm a full alarm for that. And so now now, no, no,
just she you are his responsibility. You want better gifts,
he spoils her, then that's good. Yeah, but I'm not
spoiling you and him spoiled. So now you're getting two
gifts exactly. Baby sister just getting this one gift because

(01:14:03):
she's single. I said, you're not getting to ask your
husband for some mom.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Because he shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
He shouldn't be letting her say nothing anyway. He shouldn't
be held.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Chris the husband, he cannot know she over there. He
can't know that, right right? Yeah, said hey, hey.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Baby, hold up, hell your father thinking I'm some shot?

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
I got you. Ask what I'm talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:14:32):
All right, all right, we're gonna move on. We have
time for another one. This is from Jamilla in New Orleans.
Jamilla says, my boyfriend invited me to his parents' house
last weekend, and I saw one of his distance because
one of his distant cousins that I had sex with
when I was nineteen. I told my boyfriend and he
said he needed to know that info before I met

(01:14:55):
his family. I didn't think it mattered before then, because
I didn't know he knew the guy I slept with.
My honesty has affected my relationship. I didn't expect that.
Was I wrong for telling him put your hands down?
Put your hands down.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Here, lie, lie, we go.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
She volunteered it too, Why.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Yeah, when it would have been real simple.

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
Take it to your grade's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Lying I've never met him. If the cousin bought it up,
sleep with her.

Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
Excuse me of you and and and you are, Steve,
This is one time I really have to agree with you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
So you walked in there and volunteered that information now
he said he needed to know that for he.

Speaker 9 (01:15:58):
Introduced you to his family, right right, and now the
relationship has changed.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Forever.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
Yeah, it's over.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
It's pretty old, yeah, because your mouth.

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
Yeah, to be honest, Yeah, I mean people, we don't
pass by that we have and ain't looked at the
try it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Ain't looked back.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
Right by.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
In rooms?

Speaker 17 (01:16:28):
Dog?

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Okay not not? How many times.

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
You will have more of this lying show?

Speaker 9 (01:16:44):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Are you hoping for a white Christmas this year? Well,
if you are, it depends entirely on where you plan
to spend the holidays.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
The North in the US.

Speaker 9 (01:17:01):
Cold and expecting to have a significant snowfall, while in
the Southern States attempts will be milder and warmer.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Does the weather affect your holiday mood?

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
You pretty much assure you it won't be no snow so.

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
Yeah, so does it have to It doesn't have to
be cold for you or snowing or anything for you
to feel like it's Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
From Texas, we didn't have some eighty degree wow Christmas anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Yeah, you go.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
When I wanted it to snow so bad on Christmas.

Speaker 13 (01:17:37):
Yeah, I look forward to the holidays. I cold, Yeah,
I like, I don't like to celebrate holiday. Yeah, it's
the blessing and the holidays. This time of year is rough,
rough for people too, for people. Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
So it is.

Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
Weather does.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
We're going to help some people out in the barn
Neill Thomasville area this year. My wife and I give
away turkey baskets again down at the ranch, compliments of
my wife and I and so we'll do that to
help some people out this year. And then I'll do
my usual go to Walmart somewhere, surprise a couple people.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Lovely.

Speaker 9 (01:18:23):
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Speaker 9 (01:19:09):
It's time now for a rounded Would you rather? Would
you rather go Christmas caroling? Or Christmas shopping for your kids?

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Christmas?

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
I'm not standing out of signd nobody house. I'm doing.

Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
On the first staff.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Hold what Christmas?

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
Singing outside in the cold, I want.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
To sign I want to sing something all the way
to the house.

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
Let him sing dashing.

Speaker 19 (01:19:40):
Through the snow the one post open slave, here's me
go hey, miss doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Because you got enjoy to the Yeah she did us
snow horse off.

Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
No, I'm in the cold, and the hospitals don't know where.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
Steve he wants to sting.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
My whole life. I can't even doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Old nee lame.

Speaker 7 (01:20:25):
Ophen.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
I make through the night.

Speaker 12 (01:20:30):
Was calm to lie with outside and I mean here
glass of.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
Mine saying the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Still want to do.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
I'm safe.

Speaker 7 (01:21:02):
Ingorant s.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
Hash bit of food.

Speaker 18 (01:21:12):
Want you should go out there with them because you
got your dot want to do it though, stress warmly, stay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:21:33):
Would you rather we're moving on? Drink warm eggnog or
eat cold oat meal.

Speaker 8 (01:21:39):
I'm going with cold oatmeal.

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
I'll get there, We get to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
And why all right?

Speaker 9 (01:21:48):
Would you rather ride with Santa on Christmas? Or would
you rather ride in a driverless car sleigh?

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
I'm getting on this sleigh. I got about that all
my life is.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
What do you guy in junior?

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Well, that's what you always here?

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:22:12):
Oh, I'd read it. Ride with Santa on that sleigh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Junior hip hop team? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:22:22):
That' that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next? There,
let's break up the day and we'll close out the
show with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this,
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Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
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Speaker 9 (01:23:06):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. If you didn't join us last break.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Steve was.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
On the special Christmas edition closing remarks, Steven Jr.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Sings the hits.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Come on, let's get away, Junior. Pick any Christmas song?
Do a verse, then I do the verse.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Go ahead.

Speaker 19 (01:23:28):
Jingle bells, jingle bess, jingle all the way. Oh, what's
fun it is to ride in the one horse opens left? Hey,
jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Oh what fun it is?

Speaker 13 (01:23:41):
Too?

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Right in the one horse open. Slave.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Here, we're going sick as hell, sickest hell, sick as
hell right now.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
I took my little behind on the slang.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Now it's my last ride. Hey, sickus hell, sickest hell calls.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
I was in a slave.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
I got no business in there coat because I got
sickle cell.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Anyway, go ahead, you wanted to.

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
Carol.

Speaker 7 (01:24:10):
Santa Claus's coming into town. Santa Claus is coming to town.
Santa Clauses coming to town.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Junior, Junius on the way downs, on the way down,
Juniors coming to the hospital. Get it, judie, okay, side.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Of them, you see it coming.

Speaker 7 (01:24:50):
Oh, is friend.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Frown All right, I'm in pain. I'm so said.

Speaker 11 (01:25:15):
I here she was right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
There's a verggent walking down the hall.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
I try to get her, but I couldn't fall.

Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
My voice is so weak from me.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Now, why in the horse pit talking.

Speaker 12 (01:25:57):
Anything?

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
Nothing wrong with him wanting to I don't want know.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
Merry Christmas. We wish you will Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas
and a happy.

Speaker 6 (01:26:07):
New yet good job he can't bury. Yeah, I want
you to carol. Yeah, he's doing a.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Good job, right, wish you a man Christmas. We wish
you were marry Chris. You, on the other hand, we
wish you were marry Christmas even though.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
You're not here.

Speaker 7 (01:26:36):
Minute, Hold on, why ain't here?

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
No more?

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Ain't saying you ain't here. I ain't saying you died
and you in the hospital.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Because ain't that?

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Oh lord, you know, I don't know what in the hospital.

Speaker 13 (01:26:50):
I don't understand why his Christmas versions of the songs
have to be so depressing.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
Darn Yet he's caroling.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
He's caroling outside in the.

Speaker 6 (01:27:03):
Cold because he's never done that before.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
But that's something he wants to do.

Speaker 6 (01:27:08):
Wish mist Yeah, and we should support that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
You should ain't no problem. I'll support it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
But hear the song.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
You're gonna have to sing.

Speaker 7 (01:27:15):
Though, but you're not supporting.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
Come on give us then?

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Hey, hey, listen, I'm gonna let you go out here
if you want to go ahead. Oh no, it's what's
gonna happen, because.

Speaker 13 (01:27:27):
Now now he doesn't want to sing it. Yeah, Scrooge,
you took away.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
His spirit.

Speaker 8 (01:27:35):
Wrench.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Yeah, they told me I'm just about to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
Wait, let you do it first.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
He told me I could sing, but now here I
he told me not to go, but I went any way.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Why are you so I'm going in here? Oh, Figes
must stay. I was on this sleave. Now I have
to stay sing the hospital. They waited for me.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
Singing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
I waited for me.

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
I didn't try to have the melody.

Speaker 8 (01:28:37):
Yeah, shut it down, baby, you know uh, after hearing
you sing these songs, I think it's probably I just
stay in the house and look out the window.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
That's probably.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
Thirty seconds, Junior, give hang on the mistletoe.

Speaker 20 (01:28:57):
I'm going to get to know your Christmas this Christmas
and we're trim the tree. How much fun it's gonna be?

Speaker 7 (01:29:11):
Is Christmas fire side is blazing bright in the house
looking at the window because I can't. That's why no,
stay said, stay.

Speaker 13 (01:29:26):
In the house.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
Show and I'll be in the hospital if I go
this Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Yes, give it up for Junior. Everybody. I have a
great day, great God, stay inside.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
I heard the saad night that hurts me.

Speaker 9 (01:29:54):
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