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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
All at all?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Soon given them black the Milan bus boz.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, listen to show.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't joy ye.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Joy, you got you turn.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You gotta turn to turn the mouth turn you probably

(01:43):
got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn the money.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Looking me.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think that, huh, I sure will.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Good morning everybody, y'all. Listen to the voice. Come on,
dig me now.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Man o man o man. Grateful for it. Come through
a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't really know I
was gonna have to be this responsible. You know, Can
I share something with y'all? I started out to Finally
I had gotten on track and was able to see
a way to even pursue my dream. It has been

(02:34):
a long, a long trip that I've been on, and
I've gone through so many phases of it. It is
rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What I'm
saying is this, let me put it together, because I
got so much running through my head right now. You know,
it's one thing to accomplish your dreams, but there's joy

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in the process of achieving it. See, some people are
so caught up in the goal, the final goal, that
they find no joy, no enjoyment in the process. If
you have found what it is you want to do

(03:18):
and you strike out on that journey, please understand you
are far more blessed than the average person to know
what it is you really want to do. To find
your work in life, your purpose, to find out what
direction you want to go in is such a blessing.

(03:39):
The average person, if you sit down and talk to them,
oftentimes don't have their life on track. And it'd be
some people that you looking at you think, God it
going on because of their appearance, their swagger.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh they walk like it, they talk like it, they
look like it.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
But if you sit down and talk to the average person,
the average person man does not know what their purpose is,
has not discovered what they want to do, and have
no idea how to get that. If you are on
the other side of that, if you understand your purpose,
if you have an idea of what you want to be,

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and you are on your way there, you are truly blessed.
And in that blessing you must recognize it as a blessing.
You must recognize the fact that you are on the
right side, and that there should be a sense of
accomplishment and a feeling of pride in you that you

(04:39):
are on track to accomplish your goal. See what used
to happen was sometimes I used to keep my nose
so on the grindstone that I wouldn't even look.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Up and realize.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Man, hey, man, I know you're trying to get here,
but Steve, hold on. Man, can't you see what you've
done so far? Can't you find your some joy in
the process. See, a lot of us lose the joy
of a blessings God has given us because we looking
at the end talking about I ain't there yet, you
on your way. I'm gonna give you an example. I

(05:13):
had a friend who told me that they wanted to
be a millionaire. And they asked me some questions and
I told them, so they started the process. And I
am telling you, this dude works extremely hard. So about
a year later we were talking. He had found this business,

(05:37):
he had set his goal, and he was working towards it.
Then about two years later I ran up into him again.
We were talking about it and everything. He said, Man, really,
really appreciate the advice. He said, Man, but this is
all jacked up, man, because I still ain't made that
million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man,

(05:58):
just keep at it is coming. He said, Man, keep
at it.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Man.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
You know how long I've been doing this? Been two
years now. And I didn't say that to him, but
I said to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man,
I've been grinding so long. Man, it's just it ain't
happening for me. I said, wait a minute, man, holld on,
hold on. I said, about how much you making right now?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
A year?

Speaker 7 (06:20):
Man?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
About two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
I quit breathing. I said, well, my man, two years
ago you didn't have a clue. Two years later, you
making a quarter of a million dollars. I said, Man,
do you understand how blessed you are? I said, ma'am,
your family was about to.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Get put out.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Two years ago. You done bought a house. Yeah, man,
but this ain't the house. I really won't. Oh, oh, partner,
whoa I got that? I got that the house you
really want? Mike call fied eight million. I don't know,
but man, y'all got a house, you making a payment,
You drive it. You ain't out no more, I said,
old man, you got to stop. I said, you got

(07:06):
to stop. I said, man, because right now, man, you
you coming across. That's real ungrateful to me. And so
he said, man, why are you tripping like that?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Man?

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing
but you? I said, whoa man, where are you going
with this conversation? I said, Oh, I didn't come to you.
I just came to you and asked you how you doing.
And I'm trying to point out to you that the
journey that you started on, that you are on your way,
and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals.
And can you not feel some joy and some pleasure

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in your accomplishment. Quit tripping on the fact that you
ain't made a million yet. You on your way?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
You done went.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
From heg this dude was making fifteen thousand dollars a year.
You making quarter of a million dollars in two years. Man,
come on, man, can't you see can't you see? So
he said, eventually, ah, man, I kind of see what
you saying. But that ain't about nothing to me, because
I ran up into him. A year and a half later,
how you doing, man, Man, I show wish I'd appreciated

(08:04):
my life when I had it like that.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I said, what you mean, had it like that? Man?

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Just fell on some hard times. Man, right back where
I was. And then we talked. I said, hey, man,
don't worry about it. I said, Once you know how
to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same
principles and start on over again. Man, you know how
hard it is or be to start over? Okay, my man,
Hold up, pardoner, you've been do yourself like this again.
First you wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're

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looking at the fact that you might have to start over,
and you know how hard it is to start over.
Maybe God said, okay, you ain't happy with this, Okay,
didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with
the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want
to handle it your way. Go ahead and handle it
because he will let you have it your way. Can
I tell you that he will let you do it

(08:52):
exactly the way you want to it because he gives
us all the power choice. So then maybe he said, Okay,
you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it. You don't
like the favor I'm showing you. You think it's taken
too long. I'm gonna let you do it your way.
I'm not gonna turn my back on you. I'm just
gonna let you do it your way. Just just say
maybe he said that, and now he right back where
it was. So what I tried to get the young

(09:14):
cat to understand was, man, appreciate your life for what
it is, because like life. Jenning's got that song that
he got out off this album. Still I still believe
it could have been worse. And now that it is worse.
What's on your mind now, Folks, If you are on
that side of life where you have figured out what

(09:35):
you want to do, you know how you're gonna get that,
and you know your purpose. You're accomplishing what the majority
of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process.
Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's
gonna be all right. Success takes a measure of time.
It is not easy. If success were easy, everybody would

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be successful.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
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he fit me out, I'm in this water. I'm still
in trouble. Didn't want to be Daniel though, because that
line's then I'm definitely ain't gonna be able to keep
my cool.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I'm in the corner.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
They gonna smell Phil and then I can't get throwed
in the furnace because all my fabrics is highly combustioning.
So I'm just saying, thank you Lord for the life
you done gave me. I sure don't want to be
a Bible story, even though I am man I think,

(10:59):
But there you know what, ain't we all? We all
are Bible story if you tell it now, knowing those
who are afraid to tell that story because they have
a history that could cost them their future.

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But you are a Bible study.

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Junior. What's on your mind today? You know what.

Speaker 9 (11:27):
Let me ask you this man, Let's just talk about
this man. But because I hear your energy today, Man,
he DIDs y'all time. What keeps you positive? This positive
all the time? Well a positive.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Because I know for a fact that this too shall pass.
I know for a fact that everything I've ever been
through he has bought me through. I know for a
fact that he didn't bring me this far to leave me.
I know for a fact that, as one of my

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t shirt said, is God versus my enemy. So when
you are equipped with that information, when you are equipped
with Isaiah fifteen four seventeen, that no weapon formed against
me shall PROSSI me and I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
It's been proven to me over and over and again.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
When doors close in my face, I show no signs
of dispair because all I know now I've learned over
the years.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
When the door closes, walk up the hall. He got
some more dogs.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
I know for a fact that I can walk through
the rivers and not drown, that I can walk through
the fire and not be burned, nor with kindlings set
upon my clothes.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Boy, what boy? What boy? Asked me?

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Why I can stay positive? Because I know what he do.
I know what he man. I have seen him do
it too many times. I'm living proof of what he
do because technically I have.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
No business being here. Met my name on everything?

Speaker 7 (13:11):
What?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, man, I'm on billboard.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah, I'm on truck Godfree the comedian is doing bits
of me in front of trucks.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I ain't even know I was on.

Speaker 10 (13:22):
I'm every well looking for here.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I'm on the side of trucks.

Speaker 8 (13:29):
Whatever you're imitating Godfree, who is imitating?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
It ain't even good one, really, but I like it
all right.

Speaker 8 (13:39):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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Speaker 11 (14:27):
Surely, this right here is a wedding and a funeral.
A wedding and a funeral all at the same time
coming down the aisle. But the cask get right down.
You understand when you and a funeral, let's go, cat
dog give you what?

Speaker 12 (14:45):
Hello? It is Ryan?

Speaker 7 (14:45):
Hi, right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan.

Speaker 12 (14:48):
How you doing, Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
This is Josh Josh over at the I want to
be officials at the church where you guys are getting
married tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, how you doing? Man?

Speaker 12 (14:58):
I want to thank you all for that too. Man, Well,
we'll appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
Sure here. Well, we definitely hope to make you a
member here sooner or later, since you guys are getting married.

Speaker 12 (15:06):
You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
soon as I tweaked at the mood at around a
little bit, I'll be there.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
come up we had some problems and uh, miscommunication, and
it's definitely been on the outside. They had your name
Ryan down here with your phone number as well as
your assume to be wife Sonya. They had her name here,
but we didn't want to call her with if we
wanted to just reach out and talk to you and

(15:36):
see if it just makes you aware of what was
going on. Okay, what's what's going on? Man? There's been
a mix up on on scheduling. I don't know if
you know since the older make she passed away a
week ago and you're not you're not a member of
the church, so you wouldn't know her. But she's one
of the one of the oldest members here at the church.
Just the olda may passed away. And what's going on?

(15:57):
Is you all's wedding is to at twelve o'clock, right,
but the actual funeral is at three o'clock here at
the church.

Speaker 12 (16:08):
Okay, Uh, shine began, brother what Josh, Josh? Okay, look here,
brother Josh, hey, man, we we we already got this
thing in motion.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Man.

Speaker 12 (16:18):
We didn't stand out there two hundred invitations, man, I
mean blessed.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Or so and and I understand that, but but I mean,
you know, she's there's no way we could have moved
it around. Now the figures problem. The funeral home is
bringing the casket first thing in the morning. So what
I want what I wanted to make you aware of,
and I didn't want you to tell your wife this,
but the actual casket will be in the Saints Aiar,
but we will have it.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
Come hold on, man, are you serious?

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Now?

Speaker 13 (16:46):
Look here, Hey, y'alln't need to move this round.

Speaker 12 (16:49):
I don't know what y'all gonna do if y'all have
a fellowsipall in the back or something like that. Ryan.

Speaker 7 (16:55):
The only place we can actually put the casket and
if we didn't put it there, is in the actual
room that your soon to be wife would be changing in.
That's the only place.

Speaker 13 (17:04):
Maybe, I just mile my wife could have changed no
room with no dead body.

Speaker 12 (17:08):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 7 (17:10):
And you know what I understood that that's the first
thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, just
put the cask and the way it goes for the
funeral and we're gonna cover it up and see basically
you actually get.

Speaker 12 (17:20):
In Wow, I can't even believe you call it what
this man? Look at the excuse my french man. Yeah,
I know I need to get back into church, I
really do.

Speaker 13 (17:30):
But right now, Doug, this ain't going down like this.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Man.

Speaker 12 (17:32):
No, we didn't already paid the money. First of all.
First of all, you know she should have. I don't
even feel like she had to pay, you know, to
to hold no wedding over and hunt her to where
she paid times at. That's that's the first thing.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
You know.

Speaker 12 (17:46):
I ain't like that from the jumping, but I would
ahead and when win it because she want her pastor
to marry us. And now you got the nerve to
tell me that's how we arrange something that a funeral
gonna happen the same day as my wedding and my
wife got to get dressed in the room with a
dead body.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro, Like
I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
front of the full pit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
what you're getting out of it is you're getting more flowers,
because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm
thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk,
but I just wanted you to they don't wear. It's

(18:22):
probably gonna be more people than you think because some
of the people that's gonna be at your wedding it's
really for the funeral.

Speaker 12 (18:28):
A hold on, man, are you serious righting that? I mean,
look here, doctor, I done paid for this wedding to
happen at this church, man, okay, And no disrespect to
the lady that is past. God bless her family. I
ain't planning to not putting no dead body, having no
funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
I'm much come down there church too, sir. She's a
member of the church too.

Speaker 12 (18:53):
I don't give it. I don't be no member of
the church. Man. I done paid for this wedding and
it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man, you go fixing and putting
dead body at my wedding?

Speaker 7 (19:02):
So what church ran? Right? I mean, no distance. But
but the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.

Speaker 13 (19:12):
I mean, what what is the problem?

Speaker 12 (19:14):
The problem is? YO calls me with this man's day
before my wedding. We didn't schedule there six months ago.
I got to fendh twenty five thirty thousand dollars on
this web.

Speaker 13 (19:23):
Okay, and I just gonna tell me that we got
to share our wed.

Speaker 12 (19:25):
With a funeral. But the hellers want with you?

Speaker 14 (19:28):
Man?

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Do you want to have your wedding at this church?

Speaker 13 (19:32):
I paid for what you mean want?

Speaker 12 (19:34):
I'm having a wedding, Okay, I tell you what't lift
the body be up in the morning. I rolled in
the right up the street planning. Y'all just stay out
saying in the front and and and throw flowers like
throwing rice. But we're gonna have a wedding inside the
same jay tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
I promise you that, sir, I can't. I cannot assure
you that it won't be. I have no other place
to put.

Speaker 12 (19:53):
The body, Okay, Well I'll bet you'll find somewhere to
put it. If I get that a mart and it's
somebody in there, there's gonna be a couple of bodies
in there.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
Name.

Speaker 12 (20:00):
You got two choices to move in funeral or to
remburs me back. There's thirty thousand dollars out of hour
to spend those only two choices. I want to hear
about it. Meet me at the front door to night
with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check or we say
they have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning. You
heard me, I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all,
no joke. What's wrong with child?

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Man? You can do something else, man, Listen, I understand
that I don't.

Speaker 12 (20:24):
Want to know from you.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
Man.

Speaker 13 (20:26):
All I'm saying is it's going to be a.

Speaker 12 (20:28):
Wedding at this church tomorrow without saying dead body. That's
all I'm saying. Push it to the band.

Speaker 7 (20:33):
Man. There's one more bit of an issue that I
need to tell you.

Speaker 12 (20:37):
Also, what the can be worse than a dead body?
What issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding?

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Man? The issue here that is worse than the dead
body is. This is Nexhew time and from the Steve
Harby Morning Show. Your best man, Jeff got me the
prank phone call you.

Speaker 13 (20:54):
What you know what, Mabe?

Speaker 12 (21:01):
The bitch man about to get the BESO when he
can possibly get man playing you then got leave the
Oh it is to get the best beat down possible.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
Babe. I'll tell you, hey, one more question. What's the
baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 12 (21:21):
Right the Steve Hood Morning Show, Babe, from.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Losing to say.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
Coming up next, it is asked the CLO our chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey everyone,
quick health question. Even though you're still thriving, still loving,
still connecting, did you know your immune system weakens with age.

(21:49):
That's where vaccines come in. They help train and strengthen
your immune response to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like
flu new Macaco, pneumonia, RSV, and COVID nineteen this fall,
ask your doctor which vaccines you need and visit vaxsist
dot com that's vaexsist dot com to schedule one or
more of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer. It is time to

(22:13):
ask the CLO chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. Yeah,
this one's from Nia and plano nea wrights. I got
my five year old daughter from children's church Sunday and
she said Miss D said it was hot af outside.
I ask Miss D to stop using profanity, which she

(22:33):
has done for years on church grounds. We got into
an argument and she has banned my daughter from children's church.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Should I report her to the pastor well.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Your daughter can't come to children church no more because
your daughter can't keep putting mouth flows. That's what it is,
because children's church it is hot a f outside.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I don't know what is you in here repeating it
to yo, n me fault moy. But you can ban
a kid, No, you can't ban Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
You know they're gonna make up lies about your baby,
you know she and they're stealing crayons and spelling Sunday
school cards. Yeah, baby, pornography on the church computer.

Speaker 7 (23:21):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, Yeah, you're gonna have to report her. Yeah to
the past all right, Nia, Okay.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
Moving on to Rochelle and Memphis, Rochelle writes, I have
a small dog that hates my husband. All of a sudden,
my dog has been drawn into my husband's pants legs
when he comes home.

Speaker 14 (23:41):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (23:42):
My dog even sniffs the dirty laundry. Now that's a
sign that my husband is around someone that has a dog.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (23:52):
I think.

Speaker 8 (23:54):
She thinks her husband's cheating. But how can she be
sure of it over a dog? Yeah, because of the
dog smells another dog on her husband. That's why he's
after him.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Well, then it could be any somebody at work, got
a dog, somebody where he's sitting in the chair.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Got a dog. He could be anything. Your dog gonna
break up your marriage and dum can't even talk.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Of the dog.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I smell a woman growling at the husband.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
A smell not.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
You're gonna break your marriage up over the dogs. Yeah,
don't do that. So what they're gonna do? Get rid
of the dog, like Tommy saying, what they're gonna do?

Speaker 6 (24:49):
Oh yeah, dog, he goes, he's gone a little dog,
fluffy new n ain't gonna be Maddy.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Because you're gonna be outside. Dogs are part of the family.
They're fur babies, they're pets. They're part of the family
like every other dog. You my dog, and you needs
to be my dog all the weight and don't act
like a little all right.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Going on to Clinton and Gulfport, this is next to
the last one. Steve Clinton says, I'm a thirty nine
year old married man and I caught my wife sexting
another man. I walked in on her taking nude pics
of herself in the shower. I called the man and
set up a meeting, but he chickened out and didn't
show up. He knows that he's going to run into

(25:44):
me sooner or later? And how should I handle this
situation a minute?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Man, Hold on, I didn't marry him. Why is you
looking to whip him?

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Fall?

Speaker 14 (25:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Okay, your house taking naked pictures of herself to a man.
Your problem is with the man. Uh huh, yep it is. Yeah.
You is at that house. You walk in and see
your wife sexting another man? Are you kidding me? So

(26:19):
he called the man and set meeting. But the call
the man that.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Set up the meeting. The meeting should be at your house.
Come on, your meeting is with the woman that said
devows to you, that's in the house sexting the other man.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
The man is just a byproduct.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
That was risky what she was doing. Yeah, all right,
so disrespectfully you and your man at the man? Hey, dog, amen,
yo yo, your the way you're going about this is
a little bit off. You ain't even got to talk
to the man.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Dog. You need to find you need to get a
new check. Okay, yeah, it's too much.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
I'm gonna get a new chick. Oh that's what we're doing. Oh,
no problem, Oh oh, that's what we're doing. First of all,
let me know that's what we're doing. So we all
get in this game, but you gonna find somewhere else
to stay them.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Yeah, yeah, all right, she's done. All right, Moving on
last one, Steve to Tiffany in south Field. Tiffany says,
whenever my husband and I get into an argument, he
goes to stay with his sister and he blocks my calls.
He won't even answer my calls on his office phone.
His sister is a big part of it all because
she allows him to run to her every time. I think,

(27:38):
as a woman, she should have my back. Am I
right or wrong? She's have my back?

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Wait a minute, once again, why y'all putting the blame?
How does get to run to his sister house. I'm
here gonna tell my sister, my sister, don see you
talking doing with me?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Till it is the wait?

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Many, Yeah, I don't understand that is. Your problem is
not with his sister. Your problem is with your man
that runs to his sister. Yeah yeah, but see the
real problem is you keep letting him come back home.

Speaker 8 (28:24):
Ah, good point, good point, stay on over there with
the sisters.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Uh huh mm hm. Oh is he going to the
sister's house? Block away?

Speaker 7 (28:38):
Paul?

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Because I really, I really I'm not going on my
sister house. I'm tell you that right now. Oh no,
I'm gonna go over somebody house that don't argue my
sister house. What I look like going on Mona house?
You really think I'm gonna go with Mona house.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
She will be a sister, but not by blood.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
Okay, So she wants to know is she right or
wrong that as a woman, she thinks his sister should
have her back.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
No, her sister, that's his that's his sister. Yeah, her brother,
blood brother, that's my brother.

Speaker 10 (29:23):
Definitely, everybody was tripping in the clo dogs right into
a family quarters. Yeah you wrong, Judge Mathews or somebody

(29:45):
y'all doing the family dynamic.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah, yeah, she's mad at the sister, not her man.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Wow, time he get mad, he run over his sister
house and and doesn't answer her calls.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah you now you think he had the sister girls stop.
But every time I see I'm mad again. I guess
I'm going over glin lock this call? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (30:14):
See hell.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Hey, this is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicious shot.

Speaker 10 (30:18):
Hey, this is Motown recording artist camp here, what's up?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys, what's up?

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
This is Tony Braxton. You already know what timing is.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
Boy, DC, young fly, you're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
When we last left off, Steve, you were saying, wait
till you tell us what Junior did?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
What happened between you and Junior? You don't like me? Noh,
this fool Hill. Yes, I'm a grown man. Yes, yes,
it's things I don't do. Uh huh. Small talk is
one of them. Okay, I don't enjoy it. I don't

(31:04):
like it. It serves no purpose, and especially when it's
coming from a dude.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Now my wife, if it's my wife and she's small
talking about, I gotta sit there and listen.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Uh, Junior, And I kid you not, Shirley Carler, Tommy,
listen to me.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
This fool called me back to back to back fifteen times?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Or what Junior? It wasn't fifteen? How many times? Was
it about seven? Junior? That's a lot.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
It was more than seven almost, But I mean back
to back to back to back to back just phone
cause so I'm thinking he butt dilling me, right, uh huh?
Because I said, what's wrong with this food. So I
picks up the phone. I said, Junior, hang your phone up.
Your butt died. Hey man, what takes you so long

(32:06):
to answer? I said, Junior, you've been calling me all
the time.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, oh you ain't seeing it? Ring it?

Speaker 12 (32:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, yeah I saw it ring. You know what, Junior?
I had to go to work tomorrow. Yes, but I
try to treat him like a regular friend. But what
what happened? I mean, what was he calling you for?
What did you want to ask? You asked? What were
you what were you calling him?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
No, no, watch this go ahead? What did he say? Nothing?
It was not just blow him up seven eight times
or nothing. Well, first of all, you seeing me the voicemail?
When you see me the voicemail? Oh you saw? I
called all back?

Speaker 8 (32:48):
What he said?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
He want to be regular? I'm trying to cheat like
a regular friend.

Speaker 13 (32:54):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I just want to say, hey, how you doing tonight?
Everything good? What you doing? I don't know what you're
checking on him? You know, he wasn't sure. I don't
need checking on you know. He tells me I'm on
the phone with my girl out what she's saying?

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Hey, dog, the hell you talking about? I'm talking to
my wife? What she out the country? This fool steady
calling me?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
How's that Margery doing? What's she talking about? What's she at?

Speaker 7 (33:25):
What?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Junior? What you mean? What's she at? Don't worry about
what she yet? What you want? I get called him? Man,
check on you, I said, Junior. I don't need checking
on Wow, you ain't got to check on me. I
ain't sick or not. I ain't like you. Yeah, I
talk it got madd Junior. I ain't sick.

Speaker 12 (33:45):
I ain't like you.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
You didn't run sickle cell back on me. Well, you
know you're calling me. You want a small talk. I'm
gonna try to hurt you.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I ain't like you.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
Okay, So did you hang up when he said I
was done?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I'm on the phone with my wife and a few questions.
You call up and you called back and said what
she said? You called seven times? Yeah, that's what you're saying.
The first is oh, so the seventh you were able
to make what it was more than that?

Speaker 6 (34:19):
You know how your phone rang and it stopping and
ringing right back in case you didn't here.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Okay, So that went? So, I said, Okay, A mister.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
Concerned a pocket butt dial though, when you could go
back to over and overlook.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, but then you know what I thought, can I
be real with y'all?

Speaker 8 (34:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (34:37):
I thought maybe Junior, you know, was out, you know,
I had a little couple of SIPs.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
You know, and just wanted to talk.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
And I don't.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I don't like talk people they have Oh yeah, I
have a girlfriend like that. He said, Hey, man, I
want to be a ready. I'm trying to treat you
like a regular regular.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
Yeah that's what you would do to No, surely he
heard me say that earlier in the day. I said,
I miss sometimes just being regular.

Speaker 14 (35:06):
Man.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Ah, well, he thought talking small talk was regular, That ain't.
I don't wanna be that regular. He was like, let
me fix it. Yeah, so he's gonna fix it that night.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
So he called me repeatedly, back to back to back
to back to back, and I got to the point
where I was going, man, food, keep calling me like this.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I'm not picking up trying to chill. I was trying
to get at it.

Speaker 12 (35:31):
Man.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I was just trying to block a number you don't
know how to.

Speaker 8 (35:35):
But he can't block because what if Junior gets sicked?
I mean, if Junior gets sick the last person to
call is I.

Speaker 15 (35:47):
Know, but my thing is this, But what do he
like to have a regular conversation? When I thought that
he wanted, you know, I was gonna invite him over
to my place do some regular stuff. Stop on out
full of nothing?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
He ain't coming back him. What's wrong with that?

Speaker 8 (36:04):
I got nice?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Ain't wrong. I'm just he has really nice. Let's stop
all this and here, will you?

Speaker 7 (36:13):
Now?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
You can't get much more regular than that's regular? To
be careful what you asked for? Then his wife out
of town. He ain't got no doing. Hang nobody hate
with It's Friday night, it's nine o'clock, Come on through. Yeah,
that what I would think. You're a good intention junior.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
I like hanging by myself because I'm around people all day.
So when I get some time, I like me.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
You're okay with me? Call me no moment, no smot
What you're doing, what I'm doing? What you mean? What
I'm doing? I'm resting. I know that's right. Was great, though,
mister Steve Harbin, Marty show Man.

Speaker 14 (36:55):
You can't do nothing around my crack at all. Yeah,
your tattoo, you can't sketch on it. You can't you
can't put tracing paper. Oh my crad and I'm not
gonna hold steal. I just can't do it because I'm
a clinch. I'm a clich.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
I'm gonna tell you, Papa, I'm gonna tell your paper
Stew coming up.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Right after you.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
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(37:45):
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All right, guys, it's time for a roundup. Would you
rather would you rather your nickname be little Fella or

(38:09):
would you rather your nickname be big Nasty?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
We know you guys, yeah little Fellai, Okay, I'm Big Nash.
All right?

Speaker 10 (38:26):
What about you, Junior Bignas, Yeah yeah, just answer your
own questions.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Well, I'm just I'm following the two little dudes on
the show. I guess compared to it, I guess I
have to be bigger than nasty.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
All right?

Speaker 8 (38:49):
Would you rather not file your nails for one year
or not clip your toenails for one year? So either
let your your finger nails grow long or your toenails
go along for one year.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
I gotta let them toes go because I can't have
these hands where I hold cards.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
In my hand.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Michaelphone, you look like you've been in a Nelson. Yeah,
I don't got a pointed to Let us.

Speaker 16 (39:18):
Get some stones on, all right, coughing, yeah, ballerina.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
All that?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
All right?

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Would you rather em see a bingo game at the
church or would you rather empty.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
A puppy fashion show?

Speaker 14 (39:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
I'm at that bingo all day. I'm at bingo at
the church. Hell yeah, fun as hell? Come on twenty eight?
Yeah all right?

Speaker 8 (39:51):
Would you rather drown everything in ketchup or cover everything
in gravy?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Chip or gravy? Oh? I like them both. Now I'm
gonna have to go go with that grave.

Speaker 17 (40:02):
Oh, because if you put ketchup on my chicken, I'm
about to throw up, really ketch up.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
On chicken Yeah, ketchup on chicken. A lot of people. Yeah,
catch up on ketch up on maca mac and cheese. No, no, see,
I can put gravy on Max bravy on mac and
cheese if I have to. It's been on that before.
It was on the up against at all.

Speaker 7 (40:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Gravey on dressing. I had a little grave on the
greens one time. You know I do just sop see
if you want to stop, yes, so you know I
know how to do that. I had to go with
that grave, not to ketch up.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
I put gravy on a hot dog in Harvey and
I ain't never had gravy on the hot dog, but
I bet I put it on that.

Speaker 8 (40:48):
So everybody's in agreement with grade grapes rather than ca. Okay,
all right, So one last one, if we get you.
It's sleeping. Would you rather sleep in flannel pj's year
round or sleep naked year round?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Naked though, because I'm cold, I'm naked all time?

Speaker 10 (41:10):
Nick, all right, I got all right.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
That's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. It's time to add Steve and I love
these because Steve has some of the most interesting answers.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yes he does. Here we go, Here we go, Steve.
First question, what is the best age? You think the
best agee fifty?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Really?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yeah? I think fifty fifty flats?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Why?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeah? Because you you've done enough to know not to
do no more stupid stuff? Okay, able to do it?
Yeah you still? Okay? Wow? All right? Yeah, I wasn't
expected to say your current age.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
That's well, see, because you know you know not to
do nothing. I block out most of them thoughts. Now fifty,
I can have the thoughts and do still do some
crazy man and might do it, but I refrained.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Oh okay, yeah that's what it's Yeah, all right. Tell
me you got a question. Yeah, I got one. I've
been going through this lately. Let me ask you how
often is it healthy to cry?

Speaker 6 (42:38):
It depends on who you are in the circumstance, But
I think I think if a man don't get out
two a year. Really, I think if a man don't
get out to a year, he might be just bottling.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Up some stuff.

Speaker 8 (42:54):
Are you really?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
That is real? That is profound to me.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Take a man should be allowed to cry twice. He
something has to affect you emotionally. Something has to resonate
from your soul. You have to allow something to penetrate
your soul. You've got to remember on something God that
brought you through and in your carriage state. You go, Man,

(43:20):
I used to be messed up. Look what he done
for me.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Now you got to have that.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Or or you got to see somebody who you see
accomplishing something and you see the appreciation that they have
and you happy for them, and it touches you because
you've been there, done that.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
That's what I was going to ask you. Those are
happy tears. Yeah you're talking about Okay.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
Yeah, No, I don't want you to have grieving ten
it's twice a year, but I'm talking You asked me
how long is it healthy for a man to clust?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I think you got to get it out.

Speaker 10 (43:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I like that you got one junior. What you got
the best advice you ever received. You can't tell God
how to bless you. I think everybody get somebody told
me that would you can't tell God how to bless you?
You know, man, the probably the best.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
If I wish I had known this man that you
could want for something so bad, but if it goes
against the will of God.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Then God don't punish you for wonting it.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
He just changes your mindset so you can rearrange what
you want until you start wanting say thing.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
He won't for you.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
Oh how many times he had turned my stupid wagon around.
Good Lord, Come on, Carlic, you got a question, Yeah
I do. I'm gonna lighten it up a little bit.
Say a word in Spanish.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Hot.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
The reason I'm the reason I laughed at that is
because Steve used to take Spanish lessons live on the air.

Speaker 13 (45:00):
How you did it?

Speaker 8 (45:01):
And all he wanted to know was were the curse
words of Spanish? She knew all its Ye, so say
cold in Spanish? You said, Colien, say cold and Spanish.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I have no idea how you don't know how.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
To not know?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I told you what he wanted to know in Spanish.
Next question, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
Uh, since you're you know you're you're on the program.
I know you are, Steve, but just think back. What
is your favorite carb? Do you like bread, pasta, rice?
What's your favorite carb?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Pasta is one of my favorite? Corn and wine.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Because it's delicious. You could put me with it, you
could put fish with it. You could put pasta with it.
You can put mare and narrow with it. You can
put chicken with it, you can put cheese with it,
you can put vegetables in it. E Preverty much ain't
nothing you can't put in postamn. Italian food is one
of my favorite foods.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
I ain't gonna Yeah, all right, well, thank you, Steve.
That was yeah, that was fun. It's a fun. Welcome
guy coming up. More fun with the nephew. Run that
prank back right after this. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject thick thighs. Oh my, that's right, thick thighs.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Oh my.

Speaker 8 (46:30):
We'll get into that in just a bit, because right now,
let's go to the prank phone call with the nephew.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
What you got this right? He is called law in order,
Law and order. M that's it. That's that's the sign,
law and order. Let's go get though.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Good morning, Vision Law Associates Office.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
Hey, how you doing. I'm trying to speak to the lawyer, sir.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
But I can help you. I can get all your
information and also get your actual complaint at hand, and
then I.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Could get your scheduled. Okay, what's your name?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
My name is Joel.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
What's your name, Joel? My name is Dwight. Dwight Turner.
I'm trying to file file a lawsuit on somebody. I
ain't never done this before, but I'm trying to file
a lawsuit on somebody, and I don't know. You know,
everybody tell me been a good attorney or whatever. So
I wanted to talk and talk to him and see
how I'm supposed to go about this right here?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Okay, Well, can I get all your information and then
I can get your scheduled.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
He's not in the office right now, okay, but is
he's coming back today? Though? Am I gonna be a
to talk to him?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
I'm not sure. He's in court all day and I'm
pretty much.

Speaker 7 (47:45):
His sloy thing. So when am I gonna get to
talk to him?

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Then he's pretty good on getting back to you. He
would get back to you probably tomorrow, But actually better
to schedule as the only way you can meet with him,
and you'll actually meet with him face to face. The
connotation is free. You could sit down with him and
have that one on one and explain everything that's going on.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
So what you what you need?

Speaker 7 (48:04):
What you need for me? Because I want to come
see you in tomorrow if I can get on his
schedule tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
I need your full name, the day of birth and.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
Your name is the wife. Okay, my birth my day
of birth? Okay, hold on, let me ask you. Let's
get for all that. Can you just take down what's
going on with the whole situation that they can we
get well, I'll give you all all that other stuff later.
I want you to write down what's going on first,
because that's what's bothered me. I didn't get this all
my chest.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
And what is the actual co plaint what is what's
going on?

Speaker 7 (48:32):
I want to file a laws suit on my girlfriend's HUDs.
Excuse me, I want to file a lawsuit on my
girlfriend's husbands.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Are they still together? They're still married?

Speaker 12 (48:44):
Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 7 (48:46):
Now, they're still married, day together and everything. You know
that don't bother me right there? But I want to
file a lawsuit on him though.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
So you're her boyfriend. She's still married, they look together,
they're not legally separated.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Nothing like that. They live together, they got kids and
all that. You know. I ain't tripping on that part
right there.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
But boyfriend, yeah, okay, And you want to sue her
husband for.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
What for a messing up our relationship, for getting in
the middle of what me and her got going on.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
So that's not a crime, that's not ground for a lawsuit.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
Hello, he messed up everything we got going on. You know.
Now he's taking the phone from up, he's taking my
name out of it, you know. He Okay, And when
I see a text message he answering the text. Men,
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
I'm sorry that you I'm sorry that's all going on.
But that's not suitable for.

Speaker 12 (49:34):
Our type of law.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
We don't handle any cases like that. Infidelity, which it
sounds like what's going on, that's not crown for a lawsuit.
We don't address that type of thing.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Okay, So what you're talking about infidelity.

Speaker 12 (49:48):
Look, you're sleeping with.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
The marry you're sleeping with the married woman, and you
have a relationship with her, and you want to sue
her current legal this mess up your relationship. Actually, you're
the actual outsire, You're the actual person that's in the wrong.
If you want to make a.

Speaker 7 (50:10):
What's your man to get it?

Speaker 12 (50:11):
I told you.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
It's Joel, Sir, Joel.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
Ain't nobody to ask you for your opinion.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Of cursing. Hello, Hello, there's no need for cursing. I
cannot help you. That's sometimes tells you.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
I don't even know, sir.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
I don't even know how to give you to the lawyer.
There's no lawyer.

Speaker 13 (50:33):
It's not gonna do this.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Please don't call me with this. You're trying to turn
me out of my pocket. Man about somebody you called
me by somebody husband.

Speaker 7 (50:47):
Your job is.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
My job is to have some sense.

Speaker 13 (50:52):
My job.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
You are the old man, the Mary marriage one man.
You need to have common sense. You talking to I know, Joel,
that's who you're talking to, not hurting me.

Speaker 13 (51:04):
Do not hurt me.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
How can I take this call?

Speaker 13 (51:06):
Sir?

Speaker 7 (51:07):
Sir?

Speaker 5 (51:07):
I don't want to hang up on you, and I
don't want to misrepresent this law office. Let me okay,
let me tell you what. No, let me just have
some morals and know what lawsuits Aren't call me with this,
dumb sir.

Speaker 7 (51:21):
You know what office?

Speaker 5 (51:28):
You sucking Anybody in this office got me cursed off
the languages and I don't even know you.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
Okay, let me tell you.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
I'm about to hang I'm about to hang up.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
You're gonna make me come to that law office and whoop.

Speaker 12 (51:41):
Some poet.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Seven brothers. They will suck you up off. Just seven
one through seven. Whoop that?

Speaker 12 (51:52):
Okay, okay, what yo?

Speaker 13 (51:55):
Go take your kids? Go find someone a woman who
take my kids in this yo. I'm you never you
need counseling, sir, my relationship. What I'm trying to do?

Speaker 7 (52:08):
You got me.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Constant mentioned the pastor or the ones. Please do not
call here ever.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
I ain't gonna stop till I talked to Benjamin.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Mister Benjamin was in here because people, let you know,
you do not take cases like that. Oh sir, you
cannot sue for INFIDELI you cannot sue if.

Speaker 13 (52:28):
You can't, you can't.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Howld yok me, how long you've been cheating with a woman?
Know you're man for your old now I've been working
here for ten years.

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Keep a job.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Welcome to get black.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Okay, okay, I know what.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
You wasting your time? You are completely You're wasting your
time and you're wasting my time.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
You know what. That's what I already know about you, Joey.
I already know about you.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
How you know me. You know about me? You don't
know what about me? You shall rag me.

Speaker 12 (53:04):
You are people and women.

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Who got their husband. I know you go to boo man,
he said, whoop up, I'm aware.

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Excuse me.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
You go to boot camp every morning?

Speaker 12 (53:15):
Don't you excuse me?

Speaker 7 (53:16):
Don't you go to the workout. Don't you work out
with a boot camp group every morning?

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Who is this you're times now? Who is this me
going up to boot camp?

Speaker 7 (53:26):
Do you know? Veda?

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Excuse me?

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This is nephew tim Me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
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Speaker 5 (53:41):
This old man, a long man.

Speaker 13 (53:45):
You know you long?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
So I'm not good.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
You was like, I love you yo, Hi, you talk me.

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Your lawyer?

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Tommy nephew nephew Tommy Steve Harvey in the Morning show.
I love y'all for the last forty years of my life.
I love it y'all can't be leaders.

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Come on my favorite party.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
In this whole part where he said, you need to
talk to a woman that ain't connected, I got seven
brothers gonna do.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
You.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
You don't you need to go call a woman that
ain't connected. Stupid. We don't do cases like this right,
find you a woman unattached?

Speaker 11 (54:43):
Yes, erasing my text messages and stuff. This is just
this is unheard of war.

Speaker 8 (54:52):
All right, thinking of you coming up next, strawberry letter,
thick size.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Oh my, the subject will get into it right after this.

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This is Steve Rbin Martinshamn. Men that wear thongs don't
pay money back.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Thone were men do not pay money back. I don't know,
it's just a rule.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
I don't know where the rule came from anybody. I
know where Thrones don't pay money back, and men who
wear thones that think they sexies. It's usually not phone
and stump don't even go in the same.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
All and all they see is the love be in
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the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject thick thighs. Oh
my dear Stephen Shirley.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
I have a problem with meeting men, and when I
do meet them, they can't handle a woman like me.
I'm thirty four years old, I'm five seven with a
body like Cardi b It's all natural, but since women
started getting their bodies done, I get lumped into that
category when I meet men. I don't feel that I
should have to explain my body type, but nowadays men

(57:07):
come right out and ask if my behind is real.
One guy even asked if he could squeeze it to
see for himself. Another guy had a discussion with me
on how my thighs match my behind, so it must
be real.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I was so disgusted by this.

Speaker 8 (57:22):
But then I met a very nice and professional man,
and he's obsessed with the lower half of my body
and wants me to wear leggings when we go out
on dates. I typically wear dresses in an attempt to
camouflage my goodies, but he wants the hips, behind and
thighs on display, and he proudly shows me off to
his friends when we're out. He's even got a pet

(57:45):
name for me, and it's Thick Thighs. Sunday, he introduced
me to his daddy just like that. He told his
daddy my name and said he calls me thick thighs.

Speaker 16 (57:55):
Oh my.

Speaker 8 (57:56):
His dad laughed and dapped him up as if he
won the lottery. I didn't know if I should be
thrilled or embarrassed. For so long, my height and thickness
have been an issue, But now I'm dating a guy
who's in awe of how the Good Lord created me.
I wrote this letter to ask you if I should
go forward with being intimate with him. We met two

(58:17):
months ago, and the sexual tension is very strong between us.
I'm hoping he can handle these thick thighs. Do you
think I should ask what his intentions are for me?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
First? Please advise?

Speaker 8 (58:31):
All right, you can ask him anything you want, that's first,
But I got to ask you a question. What do
you think his intentions are? I mean, he has been
parading you around and legging, showing you off, and in
your words, obsessed with your lower body. Please show me
how he's different than these other guys. The chemistry or

(58:54):
the sexual tension should be thick. If you guys are
attracted to each other, that part is okay. But here's
the thing. Just because guys like what they see, that's
not enough reason to have sex with them.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I'm sure you know that.

Speaker 8 (59:07):
So congratulations on your beautiful body, your thickness, all of that,
But you don't need to jump in bed because of that.
You know that's a bit fast, and you, not him,
should determine when and if that ever happens. So so far,
you've given us no facts as to why you should
sleep with this man. If you just want to, you know, like,

(59:30):
if you just want to, you're feeling him, You're too,
consenting adults with no strings, that's one thing. But you know, incidentally,
that never works out, because you know, nine times out
of ten, the woman gets sprung in cases like this.
I mean, you've only known this guy for two months?
How does he treat you?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
These are the kinds of questions you should be asking.
Is he a gentleman? Does he respect you? Does he
ever look into your eyes?

Speaker 8 (59:53):
Or his eyes always on the lower part of your
body and your button, your thighs besides asking you to
wear leggings and calling thick thighs. I mean, why should
he get it? So I'm just telling you, please slope down.
Understand that you're more than a pair of thick thighs
and a big butt who looks good in leggings. I mean,
you're a woman of value and worth. You should know

(01:00:13):
this about yourself. You have way more to offer the
right man than just her fine body.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
All right, Steve, Well, I must spend some time just
at the top of the letter and address something that
needs to be addressed. Charley and Steve and Sherley. I
have a problem with meeting men. You ready, I have

(01:00:39):
a problem with meeting men. I'm thirty four years old.
I'm five to seven with a body like Cardi B.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Let's discuss this, all right, I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Have a problem meeting men. I'm thirty four five seven,
I got a body like Cardi B. And you having
trouble meeting men? Let me go over this one more time,
the man I'm getting this right? Thirty four, Yeah, five

(01:01:14):
to seven, got a body like Cardi B. You having
trouble meeting men? Wit even men that you having trouble meetings?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Stay on this section is this letter first section.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
If you're having trouble meeting men, but you five to
seven would a body like Cardi B?

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
We must talk about how you look?

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
See all right, come on, because I don't know how
you having trouble meeting men five seven with a body
like Cardi B. I'm just trying to get these people home.
See what well this explains this whole letter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
How do you look when you turn around and they
realize it ain't Cardi B? What do they see? That's
my question for you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
That's where the problem could be in this old letter.
When you do spin around and they go, oh, that
ain't Cardi B. See what is the reaction? What what
was that you spin around and they see that it
ain't cardiby. That can't be the reaction, because now the

(01:02:48):
rest of this letter is relative.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
That can't be it. I'm telling you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:57):
Of these crazy response coming up at twenty three minutes
after the hour of today's Strawberry Letter, subject thick thighs
oh my. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone, quick health question.

(01:03:18):
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(01:03:41):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Thick thighs, oh my is the subject.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
I ain't gonna spend a lot of time on the
first section because I did it last and I think
we'll say I'm just gonna say one more thing about it.
Here's a woman who says she has a problem meeting men.
She thirty four years old, she five seven, got a
body like Cardi BE. My only response to that could
be is you may have a body like Cardi B.

(01:04:18):
But when you turn around, who are they looking at now?
From behind you Cardi B. But when you turn around
you earn it. See that's why you have a problem.
Now you Cardi B from behind, But when you turn around,
now we been it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
See you Cardi B from behind, But when you turn
around with Jesse, you see what I'm saying, that's the problem.
See what you're saying that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
We could have.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Now let's just move on down the level, because I
do believe this woman has a legitimate problem because she's
built like a brick house obviously, and nowadays men ask
for it's her behind real. One guy even asked me
could he squeeze it to see for himself? You know
that's disrespectful. Another guy had a discussion with me on

(01:05:11):
how my thighs match my behind.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
So it must be real?

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
You know, I was just so disgusted by this. Then
you meet this very nice professional man. He's obsessed with
the lower half of your body. Once again, We've got
to pay attention to this letter. I meet a wonderful
professional man and he's obsessed with the lower half.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Of my body.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
Once again, how do you look? I don't know why
we can't take this in consideration. See now, you'd have
met this nice professional man, but he obsessed with.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
The lower half of your body.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
I'm just thinking something on the upper half must be
throwing everybody off. I'm just saying that's all I can
come away with. I just can't come wait with nothing, nothing,
because you keep putting it in the letter from me. Now,
I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to type your letter
like this, and I'm pretty sure that I could be wrong.

(01:06:10):
But based on this letter and the information I keep getting,
even you only wants to talk about your lower body.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
You never mentioned in the letter.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
I'm an attractive woman all over, but my lower body
gets extra attention. Uh uh, Your others don't get no attention.
Ain't nobody mentioned it? You ain't mentioned it in the letter.
You said you met this nice professional man and he's
obsessed with the lower half of my body. He wants
me to wear leggings when we go out on dates.

(01:06:42):
I usually wear dresses to camouflage my goodness. But he
wants the hips, behind and thighs on display. The reason
we want that on display is because we have to
show the reason why we with you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Once again.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
If you don't show the waste, the hips, the thighs,
and the behind, the rest of you requires an explanation.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
You see what I'm getting at.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
Well, I just gonna have to keep going back to
this right now, because that's what this letter says to me. Now,
I'm sorrying to the ladies, close your mouths and all this.
I can't believe he's saying that, shut it and gave
you all the advice you needed. I'm here for the truth.
The lower part of your body is what this whole
matter is about, because we ain't got nothing else right about.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Goodness.

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
He's even giving me a pet name, thick thighs, not
thick thighs under mighty fine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Ain't none of that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
It's just thick thighs, oh my, Ain't no thick thighs
with the pretty eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Ain't none of that. All this is is thick thighs.

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
They don't mention no other part.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
They don't say thick thighs with the pretty smile.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
There ain't no rhyming for your thighs.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
We only dealing with the lower half of your body
throughout this letter.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
We have got to fix what's wrong up top. Now listen,
you're not gonna like them. My response, but what type
of hairs you bind?

Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
We got?

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
We got to help her because this what's really wrong?
What type of hairs you bind?

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
We got?

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
We got shopped somewhere else. We got to get away
from that. The store is close to your house. You
got drive cross town.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
You got to go somewhere and find out where they bringing.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
Their head for Why your lashes don't look like everybody
else's last you You can't wear the mink I last.
You gotta get regular. You got to get the one
that separates. Put a little accent. You gotta do something.
You who do your makeup? You got to start going
down to the mall. Sit in there and let somebody

(01:09:01):
do your makeup. You in here doing your makeup. I'm
telling you if something is wrong here and I'm just
trying to help her. Oh shick thighs, Oh mind, No
thick thighs and pretty eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
You ain't heard that thick thighs and a beautiful smile.
You know, thick thighs. You got that long pretty hell.
You know, we know they ain't got to be your
hair no more, but it got to be somebody's heir.
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
Try a different country, Brazil, you know, INDI stop buying
local hair. Yeah you b you buying local hair. The
hair out of Detroit. He got to go get a
fonn hair. You gotta try some milf. I'm just I'm sorry.
Now we're gonna move on and when we come back,
I just want to dress one more thing in this
letter and I'm gonna let it be over with.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
All right, guys, we gotta get out of here. You
can post your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve
Harvey FM. And check out our Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Okay,
our Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You could hear today's
letter less.

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Up Steve, Jake Cavick, Hey, what you boy? Chris Breth, Hey,
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this is John Legend. And you listen to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

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You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning show. Hey everyone,
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now for Junior and sports talk.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
What you got Junior? Oh sure that? Even my boy
Pippin ain't nothing, ain't nothing. I'm right here. What's up?
What's up?

Speaker 11 (01:10:57):
Junior?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
We go pick on pipping everything?

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Ladies?

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Chocolate? How you doing? What's up? What's happening? What's up
Monica with your hair hanging? Now? You know what I'm saying. Hey, Shirley,
he thought about it. I know I have get it
on your mind? You free now? Yeah? I see Hey,
what you think of this right here? You like this
jacket right here? What is this pipping?

Speaker 12 (01:11:22):
What is this?

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
This goldfish?

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
All goldfish baby, seven thousand goldfish dead, all of them
blew them together. They had to set them outside for
a long time so they wouldn't smell. But I got
it out though. Yeah, what what you got down here?

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
It go?

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Vikings in the Brown pipping, come through Browns.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Brown's gonna beat the Viking. Shaka upset, Texas Raven pipping.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Oh, you know, you know what's up. Raven's baby can't
beat the Raven. Giants, Saints pipping. Oh, Giant's gonna get them.
They got their boy dark playing. Yeah, Broncos Eagles pipping
Egles baby Eagles. I always go for the Philly Eagles, y'all.
I'm flying Cowboys.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Oh that's gonna be a tough one right there, man,
because Cowboys probably come through on this one, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Greaters coach pipping a coach Shaker coats.

Speaker 9 (01:12:33):
Garfas, Panthers hard to allure to the Panthers. Buccaneers, Seahawks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Buccaneers gonna come back get the win, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
Titans, Cardinals, Titans, and the Titans can't beat nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
He's coming back.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
Jay Daniels, the Commanders and the Chargers, Oh d C
Commander's baby all day Okay, Lions bingles, pipping, Lions come
through baby Detroit all day, save.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Me Patriots Bill's pipping ooh the Bills. You know it
ain't like that. Man.

Speaker 9 (01:13:09):
They friend to crush the boys and we got the Chiefs, Jaguars,
Chiefs and the Jaguars.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Oh man, God, don't upset? Whoa dude? Fall up? Upset?
Where they playing that they played in Jacksonville?

Speaker 11 (01:13:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Upset, baby upset? Shaka of the week is Yeah, that's
how I picked.

Speaker 7 (01:13:43):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Surely I talked to you about baby. Right now, we'll
have more of the Steve. I got enough goldfish left
to make you one. You're listening to the Steve hard
Morning Show. A right, Steve. This is from Tay at

(01:14:06):
Steve HARVEYFM dot com.

Speaker 8 (01:14:08):
And I'm not sure if Tay is a man or
a woman, but Tay wrote, I'm divorced and my new
partner keeps asking me specific details about my ex and
my marriage. So my question is is it necessary to
know everything about your partner's previous relationship? Should I be
open and honest about everything? Boy, Tay, we don't know

(01:14:32):
if it's a boy or girl?

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
Okay, who he is? What if I told y'all answer,
Honesty always the best policy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
True.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Yeah, the only thing you should be saying about your
ex It was a mistake, it was a bad decision,
it was a bad relationship. I found something that's the
direct opposite, and I'm so ha.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Now that's it. Okay, go talking about your past. You
need to know how to lie. You got to get
the line. Listen to me. I cannot mention ninety eight
percent eight right.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
The only thing I can, the only thing I can
tell a woman, honestly, is what I did from age
four till about nine, about till about seventeen. After that,
I was in college, and I can't repeat nothing after that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Nothing. So she gets from foe to seventeen, pure honesty.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Wow, after I went to college, I had not divulged
this part of my life.

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
So but but her partner or his partner keeps asking
them specific detail.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Ain't no problem about there. And then they asked me
a question. Let me show you how to help you
asking a man? Yeah, okay, so how many how many
times have you been married? Twice? And why did you
break up? You know, it was my fault. It was
my fault the first one. In the second one, just

(01:16:18):
horrible decision on my part? And how many? How many
women really have you slept with?

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
I don't even that that that that thing like that
don't even cross my mind because I don't even count
my youth and the things, the mistakes I've made in
my life.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Man, I've learned so many boy about my past.

Speaker 8 (01:16:42):
Man, speaking of counting, can you count them on let's say,
one hand or two hands?

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
I can't count them on one hand? Huh, but I don't.
I don't need a whole lot of fingers.

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
Well you need more than ten were saying two hands,
you need more than health.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Well I'm not gonna need you know, uh huh, honestly,
honestly if we wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Know, Yeah, I want you to be honest. Yes, I'm
just trying to get to know you. Probably, man, like
I could probably count them on two hands. So you've
been with like at least ten women?

Speaker 11 (01:17:22):
Minimum maximum, I'll say minimum maximum, you know, it just
depends on how you want to look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Minimum maximum.

Speaker 8 (01:17:32):
You know, So how long like in a relation? How
long does your relationships? Do your relationships normally last? If
you've been with them?

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
Oh, well, that depends you know, if it's a one
night or then that's what they that's where they got
to turn from.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
What one night? One night stands? How many one night
stands have you won? Just one night?

Speaker 8 (01:17:53):
And you've been with ten women? So the other women
were in a relationship. You were in a relationship with
them the nine. Yeah, why are we.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Being like, yeah, no, you can ask me all you
want to win, come out, you can turn it around st.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
Because truth be told, we knew everybody fangers on this show.
I could put a digit on everything on this show
in real life. But what we we have Finn to
do that.

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
No, but you think, all right, all right, so no
honesty is what you're telling, Tay. Keep it down, Keep
it down, all right? Coming up in twenty minutes after
the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Tom,
you say you want somebody. I want to you know,
I want to have one last photo shoot. You know
what I'm saying. Lead over, everybody, come by. Yeah, it's

(01:19:10):
gonna be the same look. Looked at the look in
all the pictures, Remember Bernie movie.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
I want somebody, I want something. I won't extreme stuff
at my funeral. I want somebody there come up in
the pool pit up there behind the choir stand and
climb up on the cross.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah yeah, and it should have been me. Lord all
that get you down that cross? Yeah, just climb up
on the cross, hollow the neon.

Speaker 7 (01:19:53):
The Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
I want somebody to go up in the balcony, uh
huh and saying my hits from the back.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Hey, hey, snatched the fight from the past. That dude
put the folk in the fans. I gotta have Kanye
Man with outfits on his whole crew.

Speaker 8 (01:20:23):
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Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
All right, guys, it is.

Speaker 8 (01:21:14):
Time for a round of would you rather? Would you
rather your nickname the little fella? Or would you rather
your nickname be big nasty?

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
We know what you guys, need it to mo Yeah,
little fella, I'm big. Okay, I'm big nasty? All right?
What about you, Juli big nast? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
Yeah, just answer your own question. Well, I'm just I'm
following the two little dudes on the show. I guess
compared to it, I guess I had to be bigger
than nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:22:02):
Would you rather not file your nails for one year
or not clip your toenails for one year? So either
let your your fingernails grow long or your toenails grow
along for one year?

Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
Well, I gotta let them toes go because I can't
have these hands where I hold cards in my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Michaelphone, you look like you've been in a nail c Yeah,
I don't got a pointed to Let us.

Speaker 16 (01:22:30):
Get some stones on them all right, coffin, Yeah, Ballerina,
all that all right?

Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
Would you rather em see a bingo game at the
church or would you rather empty a puppy fashion show?

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Oh I'm at that bingo all day. You can't go
at the church. Yeah, fun as hell twenty eight? Yeah right.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
Would you rather drown everything and ketchup or cover everything
in gravy?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Chip or gravy? I like them both?

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
To go.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Go with that gravy.

Speaker 17 (01:23:14):
Oh, because if you put ketchup on my chicken, I'm
about to throw up. Really, ketch up on chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Ketchup on chicken A lot of people, Yeah, ketch up.

Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
On, ketch up on mac and cheese. Now see, I
can put gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
On Max Maraby on mac and cheese if I have to.
It's been on that before.

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
It was a.

Speaker 6 (01:23:39):
Gravey on dressing. I had a little gravey on the
greens one time. You know I done sock see if
you want top, yes, so you know I know how
to do that. I had to go with that gravy
not to catch up. I put gravy on a hot
dog and a hobby. It ain't never had gravy on
the hot dog, but I bet I put.

Speaker 8 (01:23:57):
It on that, so everybody's in a green it with
great waiting rather than catch gait. Okay, now, all right,
So one last one, if we get to its sleeping.
Would you rather sleep in flannel pj's year round or
sleep naked year round?

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Because I'm cold, I'm naked all the time? Niked? All right,
I got a All right, that's today's round of would
you rather?

Speaker 8 (01:24:28):
Coming up next at forty nine minutes after it's our
last break of the day, and we'll have some closing
remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
Just because somebody told you no. That ain't necessarily God
telling you no. And a lot of times people get off,
they hustle too quick before the real blessing come through,
just because that person said no.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Maybe God working on it from another angle.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
But as soon as you hear no and you stop
wanting it and hoping for it, now your faith now
you can't get it because God don't give you what
you want.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
He gave you what you believe for.

Speaker 8 (01:25:04):
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