FULL SHOW: Chair-Teenth, Strawberry Letter-My Knight In Shining Armor - 08.07.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what y'all don't
know y'all but.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
All at all, So don't given them.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Back A million bus boozy.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah listening to.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Show? Tont joy? Yeah, Joy, you know you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love you.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth out the water
the mony.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think that, uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
You all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man.
I got something I want to share with you today.
I was I was in the gym this morning and
trained son send him a text, And he sent him
a text this morning of a dude in the gym
lifting up huge weights, dumb bails, doing a bench press like,

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you know, just huge dumb baills, you know stuff I
ain't doing, you know, hundreds some pounds, not really sure
was huge. I've never seen dumb balls this big. And
the man was pressing him and Lee's son took a
picture of him, and he sent this to his father
this morning.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
His father shared it with me.

Speaker 8 (02:45):
I want to share it with y'all because man, I
can't tell you how It's explained so much of your life.
And when he showed the man lifting this excessive weight
in the gym, he said, wow, Pop, look at this
dude right here. The caption he put onder it was,
don't pray for it to be easier, pray for you
to be stronger. Ain't that cold?

Speaker 7 (03:05):
See?

Speaker 8 (03:05):
I was thinking about that. As soon as he said it,
I said, Man, I gotta go on the radio. I
gotta tell everybody what I see. Now, don't pray for
it to be easier, pray for you to be stronger. Okay,
let me tell you how important that is now. I
just heard it that way today, and I'm sharing it
with you immediately because you know what that has. It's

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gonna help me a lot, because oftentimes I've done it indirectly,
and then sometimes I've done it all the wrong. I've
sometimes I've actually prayed for it to be stronger, but
I've also prayed sometimes for it to be easier. I
have done that and been guilty of it myself. But
from now on, after hearing that, I'm changing my prayer
because see, you can't have it both ways.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
You can't be strong and.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
Weak at the same time. Now, if you keep asking
God to make it easier. What you are not asking
him for is for you to be able to handle
whatever happens. So the next thing that comes along that
you ain't worked your muscles on to prepare you for,
that's gonna sink you too. So what I learned by
that is sometimes even I got to change my prayer too.

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Now I do most of the time, but I'm a
human being and sometimes I just want it to go away.
But now, what I really need to pray for is
to strength all the time to deal with whatever besets me,
whatever comes in my way. Because to become successful, and
we've talked about this how many times, it's hard. So
since knowing is gonna be hard, why not ask for

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the strength to handle that. See, stop praying for weaker moments,
stop praying for it to be easier. Stop asking God
to make your weight playing and easy. Okay, now what
now you ain't worked your muscles out to learn how
to handle nothing.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
I was at it this morning. I put a little
more weight on it. In order to grow.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
I got to change. And you can't change if you're
gonna stay the same. You can't keep picking up the
same forty pound dumb bails and you want some more results,
you gonna keep getting it. If you keep doing what
you've been doing, you gonna keep getting what you've been getting.
You cannot grow without the change. So when we talking
to God and we're asking God to make it easy

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for us where to growth at, where to change at? No,
you got to ask God to make you stronger, not
to make the situation weaker.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
I'm changing my prayers.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
Man, I'm going at him now with just just make
me strong enough to handle whatever happened, whatever come my way.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Give me the strift of handler.

Speaker 8 (05:27):
And now whatever I see in front of me that
I'm trying to go after, that's gonna require more.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
Give me the strift to do that too.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
Help me be a stronger man, Help me be a
stronger person, Help me be a stronger woman, a stronger boy,
a stronger girl, a stronger student, a stronger boss, a
stronger employee, a stronger leader, a stronger follower.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Give me that. Give me strift to do that.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
Stop asking for it to be simple and easy and
paved the way what you want, man, the road to
success is always under construction.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Always, it ain't ever paved and smooth and easy. Look here.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Man, go out there todays, try to be successful. See
what you're gonna run into. Man, it's orange barrels, it's workers,
it's detools, it's got craters in the road with no
wanting signs on it. That's how hard it is to
be successful. The road to success is always under construction.
It ain't finnsh smooth out for you. You got to
ask God for strength. Be what you're supposed to be. Now, listen,

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look at him when you make a mistake, and you're
gonna make them.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
We all do.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
We fall down, but we get up. A saint is
just a sinner who felled down, but he didn't stay there.
That's all A saint is. All these Christians running their
mouth with you about how fired up and saved they
on all this, got all that, but them people. Them
people make mistakes all the time, all the time. And

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see the moment we as Christian people start telling people
the truth about being Christian, most people can get interested
in it. But if you gonna tell everybody this lie
that you over here living this perfect life and everything
and ever since you came to God, your life been
smooth and you don't have no and he then took
all your pains?

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Await, what what?

Speaker 9 (07:15):
Who are you?

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Where that life at?

Speaker 8 (07:18):
You're talking about Heaven now, ain't you? But I heard
you had to die to go there? So what you're
really talking about? Come on, man, I'm talking to the
cat that's in some real pain right now, that's in
some real trouble right now. The dude is at the
crossroad right now, the dude that's been struggling and dealing
with it for a long time. I'm talking to the
cat that's out there, been trying to figure out what's

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wrong man, why I can't seem to get it right.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
That's who I'm talking to. I'm saying, come over here
and give God a try.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
Come over here with your imperfect self, with your imperfect ways,
and watch him change some things about you.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Watch him give you the strength. See what he did
for me.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
Let me okay, See, best way I can do is
just tell you what happened to me. See what it
did for me was he just took me and took
how it was and made me better with it. I'm
still an aggressive man, I'm probably not gonna ever stop
being aggressive. But he took that aggression and he starts
shaping it Now for the first twelve minutes in the morning,
be aggressive about me. Be aggressive about the feelings you

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got towards me, your father, your leader, your God, your savior.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
Be aggressive, man. Tell people how you made it, Steve aggressively, since.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
You want to, Since you're aggressive and you've been aggressive,
I made you be aggressive with that. Now, since you
like that, tell it like it is, Steve. Then tell
the truth of how it really is. How I do
for you, what I done for you. Tell everybody you
know what I've done for you in a plain, simple
way so they can feel you. See, he ain't changed me.
He just made me better with it. When you get loud, hey, man,

(08:49):
every now and then and get loud for me. You
know you want to tell some jokes, you real funny,
tell some funny, but let it be so more people
can hear it.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
See, that's what he did for me.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
So if all you cats out there that's scared to
come on over here because you scared it's gonna change you,
turn you into some little punk. Now you got to
come over here and beat this little meek lamb laid
off the slaughter every Sunday. That ain't what it is
over here. God looking for men. God looking for for
real soldiers out here. See everybody I talk to you
don't want to hear about Christianity. So I ain't got

(09:20):
nothing from there.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
How about that? How about that? I'm cool with that.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
See every Christian ain't turning another cheek. I ain't there
you slap me?

Speaker 10 (09:28):
Man?

Speaker 7 (09:29):
I ain't. Man, I'm sorry, I don't. I don't know.
I ain't there yet.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
But see I'm a work in progress. He ain't through
with me yet. I might get to the point where
I can turn my other cheek.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
I doubt it. I ain't.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
I ain't looking for I ain't praying for that one.
I'm I'm for real about you, man, I'll be praying
for most strength. So when you do slap me, when
I come back around, I come back nice hard slap me.
You won't slap me twice. I can promise you that.
Where am I going with this?

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Steve? Huh, I'm sorry. Just remember what I told you.

Speaker 11 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
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Speaker 7 (10:15):
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Speaker 8 (10:23):
Ladies and gentlemen, this show is comprised of several elements inspiration, motivation, education,
and the rest of it is pure illogical ignorance.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
Heavy on the ladder.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
Thank you for joining us. That right there was the
educational part. I was just being informative now because of
the way I feel today.

Speaker 7 (10:52):
Let me give you a little bit of motivation. God
is good.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
God's timing is perfect. God has never left you. He
is always there. He is working on your behalf, even
though you don't know it. If you've prayed about it,
don't worry about it. And if you're gonna worry about it,

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then don't bother praying about it. Hold the faith not
by what you see, but by what you believe. Faith
is a belief in things that you cannot see. Now
that we've done that, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ignorance.
Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica. The legend that

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is Nephew Tommy Junior is out today.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
Well, everybody, what's going on? Everybody?

Speaker 10 (11:47):
Good?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Good?

Speaker 11 (11:49):
On in side.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I got a question about Okay, go ahead, what is
your biggest priority in your life right now?

Speaker 7 (12:00):
My biggest priority in my life.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Is trying to continually develop the necessary relationship with God
that's needed to maintain and further my life. Because if
I take care of that, everything else will fall into place.
If I take care of my faith, if I take

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care of my relationship with God, he will order my steps.
He will protect me from my enemies. He will provide
all of my needs. And I mean and right now
I'm in the wonk column. So he provides my needs,
gives me the desires of my heart, positions me. He

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has my name in rooms that I'm not yet in.
He has given me a valuable, valuable brand and reputation.
And it's just the feeling of being safely tucked under
his wings. That right there is priority. Like you get

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that you can be a better husband, better father, better man.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Period.

Speaker 11 (13:19):
Right, go, all right, let's go all right.

Speaker 12 (13:22):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the nephews.

Speaker 11 (13:26):
We run that brank back right after this.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
I'll be glad.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (13:32):
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This is ice que I can't call it this your
man Cedric be entertainer and you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (13:43):
That my doubt you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
Ice Cuban.

Speaker 13 (13:52):
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Speaker 7 (14:20):
Eastern, one pm Pacific.

Speaker 11 (14:23):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back. What you got for its neph hurl.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
I got it, I got Jean, I got your girl, Jean,
I got your girl.

Speaker 13 (14:33):
One thing by Jean. Jean ain't spending it. Jeane's even
to play the food and Jean ain't stopped one second.
Ain't mister Beata eaton Jean is the truth, and you
must be from asab.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
I hear it, I hear it.

Speaker 13 (14:47):
I ain't all that country up in there. Yeah, Jean
is the real deal. So let's go catch dog, Jean.
I got your girl?

Speaker 7 (14:55):
Hello, sweet Jean.

Speaker 10 (14:57):
Yeah, what's oldis my name?

Speaker 13 (14:58):
Vernon brother was playing what's going on? I need to
holler at you for a minute of my man about what.
I want to holler at you about your wife? So
you got a minute. I don't even know how to
breakfaice to your dog. I just want to be straight
up with you, man. Me and your wife been kind
of seeing each other, and really she want to let
you go, but she ain't. You know, she really ain't

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got it got it up in or to say she
won't to let you go. So I'm coming to you
like a man and letting you know. You know that
she really wanted to shut it down with you. We've
been seeing each other for a minute now, so I
don't know how we can, you know, I'm just coming
at you like a man, brother, trying to let you
know she don't even really want.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
You no more. You know, we done talked about it,
talked about it, and I'm just trying to get it all.

Speaker 10 (15:46):
I know.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
I'm tired.

Speaker 13 (15:48):
I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, okay, okay, well,
you know it's a lot smooth than I expected. Player
it is what it is. I mean, long as long
as you long?

Speaker 7 (16:02):
Was you cool? I thought, you know, I just want
to be a man called and how I let you
let you know? Have you seen it today?

Speaker 10 (16:07):
And where are you from?

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Jersey? I'm ap around Newark.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
I mean you said it's a lot smooth than you
thought it was gonna be.

Speaker 13 (16:15):
Well, you know, anytime something another man from the call,
another man by his wife, I mean, yeah, you don't
expect it to be nothing. You know, pretty simple, that's
for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time by
Colin you saw you know today I just said.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
To hell withem, So I've been had your number. I
had your number a long time.

Speaker 10 (16:37):
Now you say you're looking U there's a lot smooth
than you thought it was gonna be. It ain't that smooth,
But you know you don't you know? Like the thing is,
you got one up on me because you know my information.
Now I'll come find you.

Speaker 13 (16:50):
Okay, wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up. Now you
feel like hold up, you feel like you need to
be looking for me or something. Brother, Look look at it.
Let's check this out. This is a decision that the
wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. So you
have no reason to be mad at me about anything.
You have no reason to be coming looking for me

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or any information on me, because see, when that happens,
then it's gonna really get stinky up in here.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
And I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why
I'm calling you like a man.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Brother, Trust me.

Speaker 10 (17:20):
Say, it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.

Speaker 13 (17:22):
Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know. Man, I'm letting
you know up front, she with me and her contemplated.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
A long time.

Speaker 13 (17:28):
Y'alla YadA, So now you know here we are. So
I said, you know, what the hell with it? I'm
calling today, y'all.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
Should get this on the phone together out of respect
that both y'all.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
A lot more.

Speaker 13 (17:37):
Okay, Well, you know, and then you know, if that's
what it's got to be, we be face to face together,
whatever it's got to be. Man, So I prefer okay, So,
but let me ask you this, where is going there?
Once we both staying flat footed, and tell you how
it is.

Speaker 10 (17:50):
Then what I ain't gonna never be flat footed?

Speaker 13 (17:54):
Okay, flat footed or upside down any way you want
to look at it. Bro, I'm trying not to get
it to this physical part. But it seemed like you
leaning that way with me.

Speaker 10 (18:03):
It could be what up? You know, it could be
on this side of the deror the other side. It
don't make a difference.

Speaker 13 (18:07):
It never does, brother, It never does. When two bulls
come together, one of them got to go down.

Speaker 10 (18:13):
Now, guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You
got my information? Guess what now I'm lockloaded and hunting
for you.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
You lock and loaded.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
There's no need for you to say it. There's no
need for us to discuss anymore.

Speaker 13 (18:24):
Okay, cool, you know no matter while we're at it, Man,
let me go and drop it all on you then,
cause it seemed like we need to go and get
it all out the way.

Speaker 7 (18:32):
You cool, You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (18:34):
I think you need you know, matter of fact, if
you want to just keep it all the way real,
you might want to go take a blood test about
Alana and make sure you.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
To pop into that all right, feel me?

Speaker 10 (18:46):
Got it?

Speaker 13 (18:48):
So I'm gonna have your wife get your car Man
because we didn't contemplate it too long at it's time.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Yeah, you do that. You know my information? Like I said,
you said enough, you hit enough bones there. Now I'm
really a lockloaded hunter for somebody. So you know what,
I man, somebody's got to go.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
What you mean? You what what's all this?

Speaker 13 (19:06):
Somebody got to go? What you're saying, somebody got to
go go? Like, Okay, you're talking about either me or you.
One of us got to go because you're saying the
wrong thing. Because what you must understand is if I've
given you as much information as I already have, that
means I have enough information to know where you are.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
Brother, you know nothing about me nor where I reside.

Speaker 13 (19:25):
So if you're gonna talk about locking load, then somebody
got to go, then you're saying it to the wrong person.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Because I'm already up on you. Player.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
You got to First off, it ain't really annoyed because
it got a country accent. So second off, like you're
dealing with a real street so however you want to
handle it, you know my information. Guess what, I don't
resideing the more I ain't be no more. Guess what?
Now you gotta start from scratch like me.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
I'll tell you what I here go the math man.
You ready for that? You ready for this?

Speaker 11 (19:53):
Math?

Speaker 13 (19:54):
You ready? Here go to math? This nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey mart And Show. You've been pranked by
your wife. I'm a killer, yeah, black man till I
by you. You kind of had me scared for a
minute because you really wasn't flinching. You whatever you eating
over there, you never did stop eating on it.

Speaker 10 (20:12):
Oh, I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna keep every morning.

Speaker 13 (20:17):
What's the baddest radio morning show in the land show.
That's the hard work of pranking is you know you're
running into somebody who really really will whoop you behind
and you see that, you understand that, and that's when
you start toy with the line and not really crossing
over too far. That's you gotta know where to stop.

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Right there with him, you could tell you know when
your heart kind of jump a little bit and kind.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Of let you know you just got scared of Jean
huh Zero. I had a little pushback.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I had a little push and careful, Carla, I'm just
saying he gave Zoya.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
He had already signed you up. I can see you
got a little country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't let all
listen where you at? Dog? You know what I man,
we got one up on me. What we're doing? Yeah man?

Speaker 8 (21:16):
Because dog, hey man, let me tell you something. All
he needed was one piece of information where you at?

Speaker 7 (21:21):
That's all he.

Speaker 11 (21:25):
All right, nephew, thank you.

Speaker 12 (21:28):
Coming up next we will ask the COLO, our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 11 (21:33):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
Hi's Cuban.

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(22:03):
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Speaker 11 (22:12):
Coming up at the top of the hour.

Speaker 12 (22:14):
In entertainment and trending headline news, President Trump said undocumented
immigrants do farm labor better naturally. Oh my cue the
beehive because media personality Megan Kelly said, Beyonce's Levi zad,
which are fabulous. Kelly said, they're fake. She is artificial,

(22:35):
and you know the beehive is going to get her though.
You don't even have to worry about that.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
But you're strong.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
She ain't even gonna understand this hill.

Speaker 12 (22:46):
And then President Petty. President Petty said Gil King's career
is over.

Speaker 11 (22:52):
Why is he so petty? Why is he in her business?

Speaker 12 (22:54):
We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
of the hour, but right now it is time to
ask the clo our.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
Chief because okay, I didn't know we got another one
who was.

Speaker 11 (23:10):
All right?

Speaker 12 (23:11):
This is from Karen and Uh Karen and Lynchburg. Karen writes,
my husband and I were joking around and he asked
which celebrity I'd sleep with if I could. I named
three male celebrities right away. He got mad because I
didn't hesitate with my answer. How can you be jealous
of men I'll never ever meet?

Speaker 7 (23:32):
Willis because you ripped them off so fast.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, let's see you.

Speaker 13 (23:42):
Got you know my name was in that three. You
already know I'm in that three. I'm shocked me most.
You know, he probably all pull up calling you call
it call you said, you call?

Speaker 7 (24:01):
And said who? He said his name? Because top three celebrities.

Speaker 11 (24:09):
Zel interest on.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Immediately, I immediately assumed I wasn't in there.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
That's why I went to.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
Immediately because.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Sometimes because someone thinks, someone thinks way more of themselves
than an actuality.

Speaker 12 (24:31):
I mean, it's good in most situations that you think
highly of yourself, you know, and all of.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
That confidence and your swags. Yeah, let's just let's just
go to the next Hello, you helped the lady.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Being mad.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
He's just lady lady, late lady lady. You rip them
names off too fast?

Speaker 11 (24:57):
How should she have said it? That's it?

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, nephew Tommy.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
That's what.

Speaker 13 (25:27):
There?

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Are you crazy? Now? You breaking.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
All right?

Speaker 11 (25:33):
Here we go to the next one.

Speaker 12 (25:34):
Danielle and Richardson says, I ran out of gas on
the way home from work today. My husband always puts
gas in my car, so I was very upset. When
I called him. He told me that I should know
when my car needs gas. Was he trying to teach
me a lesson or something?

Speaker 9 (25:50):
Well?

Speaker 7 (25:51):
I think the lesson got taught. How you driving the car?
You ain't looking down at the gas gauge.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
I mean at one point in time on these cars,
now the different colors come on, yellow, red, you know.
Let you they got mildy, you got twenty five miles left?

Speaker 11 (26:09):
Were women? She may have had something else on her mind.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Yeah, you know, ladies, ladies ain't the problem. Y'all got
a lot on your mind.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Now you need to find out pretty closer games because
there's stuff on.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
Your mind right now.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
You know she's gonna be able to walk with these
gas can and get this get this gas back to
this car in the heels.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
See, y'all got you got a lot on your mind.

Speaker 11 (26:35):
Yes, yeah, we shouldn't have. Yes, why didn't he have
the gas tank fills up? Why didn't he do that?

Speaker 8 (26:46):
This is one time I'm gonna tell you right now, Marjorie,
get in that car and it's anything below half a tank?

Speaker 11 (26:55):
I get, Yeah, the problem exactly.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Hey you go, okay, I had her one time FaceTime
he take a picture of a gas gage.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Shock could see. I saw that gas gauge just went
Do you know how used to have a car that
even never even went this high? Right, So.

Speaker 12 (27:17):
What the lady what the wife is asking? Was he
trying to teach her a lesson or something that that
was not the time.

Speaker 11 (27:23):
I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
You'd have learned a lesson. I don't know if he's
trying to teach you nothing, but now you know to
your gas game.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
You're not a child. Don't get these calls acting like
a fire. You only say the bike, this a car.

Speaker 11 (27:35):
Or fill it up so she doesn't have to worry
about it.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Well, he's loyed.

Speaker 11 (27:42):
She should teach him a lesson tonight.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
All right, Hey, y'all the wife you ain't the mama.

Speaker 11 (27:55):
Whatever?

Speaker 12 (27:56):
All right?

Speaker 11 (27:57):
Moving on to Lloyd in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 12 (27:59):
Lloyd writes, my seventeen year old son told me that
he's already had sex with eight different girls at his
young age. I had assumed he would tell me before
he became sexually active, but he's sneaky. I want to
be a cool dad, so he'll talk to me. How
do I achieve that m king already hit eight eight

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seventeen year old young lady?

Speaker 8 (28:22):
Yeah, well that's year bla. I'll just tell you what
I told my son. I said, son, listen to me.
You must always, at all times be respectful of a
young lady who do not put them in a position
where they have to find for themselves as a baby.
And you skip to the new my dollar, you gonna

(28:43):
go to college? I said, so, you know, if you're
going to be active, you have to have protect that
ain't no need to be talking about some upstanding not
not in this world they live in today. That yeah,
since you went out love because the internet makes it
virtually impossible for a child up stage in this society.
It's too much in your face, it's too much. So

(29:05):
I just talked to him about respectability. You got to
get your son to slow it down a little bit
of it. Now, let me tell you something. It's too
late for to stop that conversation.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
Once you.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
It is your quest until you die, yes, die, never
ever it is your Listen to me.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
That is the one thing you cannot do.

Speaker 8 (29:28):
It's out a boy's half six and then don't want
it no more.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
That don't never go out of style.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
It don't let me ask you this.

Speaker 12 (29:40):
Should he have talked to a son before seventeen, Before
he got to seventeen.

Speaker 7 (29:45):
He thought, he, well, they probably had the conversation. Yeah,
you probably know they had the conversation before that.

Speaker 11 (29:52):
Well I had assumed the dad said I had.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
He would before too. Well you assume wrong.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
Now, Dad, you gotta sit down, saw it down to
talk about respectability.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
Sex.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
You can't just run through people like this. That's a
cost factor for that. Yeah, yeah, you have to pay
for that though. Diseases penicilla, that's.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Out of style.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
Yeah, I heard nobody mentioned pencillic. Pencilic do nothing out here,
no more.

Speaker 12 (30:24):
All right, we gotta go. Coming up at the toe
will be hour. We'll have some entertainment news for you
right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. According
to US News, President Donald Trump is receiving backlash for
his recent remarks he made about undocumented immigrants performing farm labor.

(30:48):
This was doing a during a CNBC interview. Trump has
changed his position on undocumented immigrants working on farms, moving
from demanding the single largest mass deportation program in history
to declaring accommodations must be made for them. The president said, quote,
we can't let our farmers not have anybody. You know,

(31:09):
these are these people there. You can't replace them very easily.
They do it naturally. Naturally. Trump went on to say,
people that live in the inner city are not doing
that work. They're just not doing that work. They've tried,
We've tried, everybody tried.

Speaker 11 (31:27):
They don't do it. It's a lot in that.

Speaker 8 (31:31):
He has so much racism going on. Yeah, all these immigrants,
they do it naturally, just good at it. And then
they in one of the parts of the statement, they said,
oh you know, somebody said, you know, and like even
if they get a bad back, he said, I asked
one of the farmers, when they get a bad back,

(31:53):
what do they do, because that's hard.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
He said, if they get a bad back, they die.
You did say something like that, Yo, bruh. You know,
but the inner city come in. I didn't. That didn't
get by me because in the city they're not doing
that work.

Speaker 11 (32:10):
They're just not doing that work. Tried.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
But see, I told you this push to get rid
of illegal immigrants will backfire. Illegal immigrants are the fiber
of this country. Now, if you want to get rid
of criminals, ain't nobody got a problem with that, But
you're getting rid of hard working, good people.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
You don't have a system for to move forward, for citizenship.
You don't have that. So these people right here.

Speaker 8 (32:41):
There's an opportunity over here that Republicans, rich people have presented,
and they come over here to take advantage of it.
Now you realize him and Elon Musk is stupid. Now
everybody gone. Now you ain't got all that food, man,
They was showing just acres and acres of food just spoiled,

(33:04):
dying on the vine. Because these people are scared to
come to work because they gonna get deported and they can't,
and you've deported.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Many of them.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
So that's it's it's just ignorance. I'm gonna tell you another.
You think the farmers are suffering, construction is suffering too.
See see they're just not talking about that. But let
me explain something to you. Yeah, because once again the
fiber of this country, restaurants are suffering. Restaurants, farmers, and construction.

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I told you all this before we do an election.
Go ahead call it.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Well, my question is the inner city remark. Who is
he talking to? Is that back to job?

Speaker 8 (33:49):
Come on, you know that we've made it clear we're
not picking any We've clearly made that decase.

Speaker 11 (33:58):
Yeah, we've done done our time, thank you, I'm.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Not picking Yeah, you'll get me on distribution. First.

Speaker 11 (34:07):
Yeah, but wait, there's more on our President.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Zippi.

Speaker 11 (34:16):
I've got that all right, here we go, and other news.

Speaker 12 (34:23):
According to TV Insider, there is a rumor that CBS
may not choose to renew Gail King's contract with the
network when it ends in May of next year. President
Trump responded to the story with his post on his
Truth social media platform, saying, quote, Gail King's career is over.
She should have stayed with her belief in Trump. She
never had the courage to do so. No talent, no ratings,

(34:45):
no strength. What that's the end of that quote. Meanwhile, yeah,
I mean that's why that's why we say President petty okay,
because what is he in Gail King's contract for?

Speaker 14 (35:00):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (35:01):
What?

Speaker 12 (35:03):
Meanwhile, Gail and all of her graciousness, responded and said
she's so sorry the president feels that way, and told
TMZ quote, I'm going to continue to do a good job.

Speaker 11 (35:13):
And she went on to say.

Speaker 12 (35:14):
She's in good company on Trump's hit list. She's got
Taylor Swift on there, Bruce Springsteen, and Stephen Colbert.

Speaker 11 (35:21):
So now she's on there. I mean, come on, let
it go.

Speaker 12 (35:25):
This is you're the President of the United States. You
have global impact. Okay, and you're worried about Gail King's contract.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
You know what, really didn't we Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:36):
Yeah, you did it, but you didn't know. You didn't
know to the degree everything. Yeah, nobody understood. Nobody understood
the impact that Elon Musk would have. Nobody. Here's the
big problem. He got two problems right now. The economy.
He came out and said the false numbers that were released.

(35:58):
Even on Fox they said, no, these are the numbers,
and they are bad right now because they just went
in there. They took all those people's jobs, and all
these people voted for Trump, and you just took these
people's jobs without care because you let a billionaire make
a decision about a regular person. You got another brother

(36:20):
from billionaire family, which is Trump making all the decisions.
He has an all uppity, handpicked a cabinet of people
who don't know nothing about what they doing, put.

Speaker 11 (36:32):
The positions they're in. Nothing.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
Even before when he had being constant the head of hood,
he had neurosurgeon, what are you talking about housing for.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Make?

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Then they got Linda Mann, who was in charge of
a WWL. Why is she in education? What dem of
what is large? Taylor fit to do.

Speaker 11 (37:01):
Speak of Harvey, he walked up there, he.

Speaker 8 (37:05):
Said, I don't even know why I'm here, but I'm
here to say, and then just walked off.

Speaker 12 (37:10):
All right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
we'll tell you what char teenth, chair teenth is all about.

Speaker 11 (37:19):
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Show, Hi's Cuban.

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Speaker 7 (37:51):
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Speaker 13 (37:53):
Big Three on CBS and VICE this Saturday, four pm Eastern,
one pm Pacific.

Speaker 11 (37:59):
All right, so what is chairteenth? Chair teenth?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
All right?

Speaker 7 (38:03):
Justin case?

Speaker 11 (38:04):
Chair teenth? All right, Just in case you missed it.

Speaker 12 (38:07):
August fifth was the second anniversary of the Montgomery river
Front Brawl. Remember that last year, and people on social
media are calling it chairteenth. We all remember it was
a couple of years ago, I should say, we all
remember back in twenty twenty three, a group of white
boaters beating up a black riverboat co captain on the
Montgomery river front. The co captain made an announcement asking

(38:29):
the boat goers to just move there pontoon boats, and
they refused.

Speaker 11 (38:33):
When the co captain.

Speaker 12 (38:34):
Arrived on the deck, he was attacked by the group
and that's when he threw his cap in the air
and it was basically.

Speaker 11 (38:41):
On from there. We all saw it. We all saw it.

Speaker 12 (38:45):
So shout out to the then sixteen year old deckhand
who swam the Alabama River, remember him to help his
co captain. This brawl highlighted the division of race relations
in this country.

Speaker 11 (38:57):
That quite frankly still exists. Yeah, they named the chair team.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
That's what that was.

Speaker 11 (39:04):
Oh yeah, and find out.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
And find out the greatness of me though.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
My favorite person and all that, other than the kid
that swam over there was the doc, the brother that
worked on the dock.

Speaker 7 (39:21):
When he threw that hat in his ass, he got
both hands up.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
I'm going to work, and i know I'm out numbered,
but I'm finna go to work first person in though
you sleep.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
First one and you sleep, we're gonna be We're gonna
be down one. Yeah, he was the co captain. That
was like, we all saw that hat going there.

Speaker 11 (39:40):
It was like a signal.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
But then the brothers that was upstairs that saw it running.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
Okay, we can do that everywhere.

Speaker 11 (39:55):
They come together, come together like that.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
Everywhere.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
We would be amazing, come together though, right now, go ahead,
Beatles and Michael Jackson.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
Right.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
Oh, I know I'd have been on that doc clown
I'm talking about, because you have had the chair.

Speaker 12 (40:19):
Yes, but there was no reason for them to jump
on him. He was just asking them to move their boat. Yeah,
that's all he was doing, and they don't.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
Yeah, that was terrible when Cal got down that one.

Speaker 11 (40:39):
Remember that day, August fifth. Every year it's charity.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Y'all putting something on the grill on this weekend.

Speaker 12 (40:47):
It's not an official holiday, yet we can still have
a cookout. Yeah, cheerity, throw that hat up in the air.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
All right.

Speaker 12 (41:06):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, Steve,
we're gonna check your voicemail.

Speaker 11 (41:11):
See what the people want to know. Ask you all
of that.

Speaker 12 (41:14):
Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
We'll hear from the listeners right after this. You're listening
Steve Hardy Morning Show. It is time now to check
your voicemail Steve at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve,
you can call us and leave a message. You just

(41:34):
might hear your call on the air. So are you ready, Steve, Yes, yes, Okay.
A caller left to comment about Stephen A. Smith and
the Michelle Obama trending story.

Speaker 11 (41:45):
Take a listen.

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Good morning, Stephen Cool.

Speaker 14 (41:49):
I just want to say, you go in on Steve mate.

Speaker 15 (41:55):
You are the king of comedies for real.

Speaker 14 (41:59):
Go in on his a because he ain't got no
business talking nothing bad about Michelle Obama because she was
the best first lady of all times.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
Her and Barack.

Speaker 15 (42:12):
I loved them before they became president, the first family
of the United States of America.

Speaker 12 (42:20):
I loved them.

Speaker 14 (42:21):
After they left office.

Speaker 15 (42:23):
But I still to this day gonna love him forever,
forever and ever. Yes, I thank God that they was
the best president and first lady of all times. So
when you go up against Stephen A, give them all
you got, which I know you're gonna do anyway.

Speaker 14 (42:42):
Because act he make you cuss him out.

Speaker 15 (42:45):
Thanks Steve, you the bomb.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Well, first of all, thank you. First of all, thank
you very much for all you said.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
I didn't know if I don't think you really said
nothing negative about Michelle Obama. He just shouldn't have commented.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
You don't speak Newport. That's your problem. I don't speak.
I don't speak I don't speak a Newport or Bourbon
in the morning.

Speaker 11 (43:11):
Why would say that?

Speaker 12 (43:14):
Why would you say that? All right, we have another caller.
It's from Sean, the truck driver.

Speaker 16 (43:21):
Brother good Sean right here, truck driver out of Spanish.
I want to disagree with you on one thing. When
you said that people come up to you and tell
you what God said to them.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Well, let me tell you something.

Speaker 16 (43:35):
God speaks through people all the time, and that's how
we get our blessing through other people as well.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
And God just speak.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Through murderous rapists if.

Speaker 17 (43:51):
They going in with the clean your heart and mad say.
God can speak through those people to come to you.
You know, you speak about CD Jakes and Joe old things.
And God just don't only speak through pastors. He speaks
through other people as well. We are all sinners and

(44:14):
clue is your health.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
And God speaks through.

Speaker 9 (44:18):
Us and animals as well.

Speaker 17 (44:21):
We are in his image. So by you saying that, if.

Speaker 9 (44:25):
You will be a man and faith, God speaks through
you to speak through people with your inspiration, right, so
He can speak through other people as well to bring
you a message. We've just got to be helpful in
our faith on who we take this message from. So

(44:47):
just keep an open mind when you talk about that,
because God speaks through people and their faith and spirit.

Speaker 17 (44:58):
We just got to have thy mind.

Speaker 16 (45:00):
I said, oh, who are we going to accept it from?
And I saw what I wanted to say, y'all don't
keep up to good work.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Thank you well, brother, listen to me.

Speaker 10 (45:08):
Man.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
First of all, the whole, the whole, the whole crux
of what I was saying was exactly what you said.
You have to be mindful and discerning who brings you
the message. That's what I was saying. You know, if
I say that God spoke to me through or T. D.
Jakes or Joel Ostein, I know he speak through people.

(45:31):
They ain't never said nothing to no animal. I ain't
been there for that right there here, I ain't.

Speaker 11 (45:40):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
I don't know where you got that from, but I
didn't he the horse. I don't know what you was.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
Talking about right there, but every I don't listen to
everybody who come up to me. And the number one
thing when a person come up to me telling them
what God told them to tell me, and then it's
connected to something they won't our need already know that.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
Ain't hidet work. That's what I was saying. So nice
long message, but you said exactly what I needed you
to say. But I ain't heard from no animals.

Speaker 12 (46:13):
The nephew and the phone call fish never said. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
the top of the hour right about four minutes after.
It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is

(46:33):
my night in Shining Armor. We'll get into that a
little later find out what that's all about. But right
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for is, neph I got it for you.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
That's right here. This is called fight Night. That's the
name of Okay, fighting man. Let me tell you what
I got. I got it there.

Speaker 13 (46:55):
I got all the food, I got, all the drinks,
I got the people come in. I got everything I
need for Fight Night only thing I don't have. I
don't have cable to watch. You see what I'm saying.
So we're gonna call my neighbor and see if we
can run his cable all the way to my house.

Speaker 7 (47:14):
You see what I'm saying, so we can get so
we can have a fight.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Now.

Speaker 13 (47:17):
I got the food, I got the drinks, I got
Let everybody come in. We're gonna have a good time.
I just don't have the cable. So yeah, we're gonna
call this brother and see if we can't get uh see,
we can't get some cable so we can have a fight.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
This is fight night. Let's go.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Yeah. Hey, I'm trying to speak to Troy. Yeah he's hey, Troy,
you're doing man, it's Curby, Man. I live a couple
of streets over from you. What's happening with your brother?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
UHB.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Kenny Kennedy gave me you got you know Kenny on
your street?

Speaker 10 (47:47):
Right?

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Yeah, yeah, no Kenny, Yeah yeah, Kenny gave.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Me your number.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Man.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
I wanted to reach out. I'm inviting a lot of
people in the neighborhood man to you know, So I'm
inviting a lot of people over to the fight party
over here. In my house.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, that was gonna once it on, fight
too l sound like.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Man, okay, okay, well listen, man, come on through. Uh
everybody's gonna be getting here like around seven seven thirty
and uh, man, we got food, We got liquor, margerita machine.
My boy, he gonna be on the grill with the
burgers and the and the hot dogs.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Man.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
And one of my other partner's gonna be smoking some wings.

Speaker 9 (48:18):
Man.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
So we were good. Man. So I'm just inviting a
bunch of people in the neighborhood to come through. Cool
you let me bring some through, manes one. Anything was
uh look at now that you uh, now that you
mentioned it, man, we we we missed a little something. Hey,
let me let me ask you this, Hre Troy. You
you got cable at your house?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Yeah, yeah, I got cable.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Okay, listen, hear what we need. Man, I got about
four thousand feet a cable card. And what I want
to do is come over there and hook up this
cable card to your house and run it two streets
over to my house so we can watch the fight
in the backyard.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, man, I know you got
hold up, man, I know, hold on, I know you
didn't just say I say that again. You want you
got folks like I say.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
We got the food, the liquor, all of that. Man,
you know a lot of people coming over. But see
the parlim I ain't got cable here at the house.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
But how is you gonna have a fight party? And
you ain't got no cable?

Speaker 6 (49:19):
And that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying you.
You asked me what could you help out with? So
that's what I'm asking you. I used to wait for
the cable company. I know how to hook it up
at your house. I know how to bypass pay per view.
We're gonna run it two streets so I got a
real durable cable card. I got a big TV. I'm
gonna put out in the backyard. You come me and
invite me to a fight party. Y'all ain't got no

(49:40):
no cable. Now you want me to do something illegal?
In one four thousand, see the cable wires two streets
over to my backyard over the city. I might heardee
white folks. Jo Man, get me put out. I'm already
having all them with my market John already. Now you
want me to do something illegal. Get me put out you.
I understand that, Doug. Listen, what I'm saying is no,

(50:02):
we just talking about for a few hours. We ain't
gonna been. We ain't like we gonna do it for
a couple of days or nothing.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
I don't know how he can leave it in college,
call up a cat man and in writing my to
a fight party. You ain't got no cable, okay, but
I invited you to.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
You finna get looking food and stuff. Man, you finna
have a good time. Do y'all hard. Let let me
let me get a little bit of okay before a
couple of hours, so everybody canna watch the fight.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
So you want to have the fight part that at
my high man, I don't know you like that.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
I'm not saying we have any house. Man, I'm get
out like I'm gonna we have it at my house.
We just using your cable.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Man, I can't have no cable. I don't do nothing
in the legal man. I'm not having enough police in
front of my house.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
Man.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
I got I got a family now, I'm a family man.
I got to get up every morning, go to work.
I work hard. I'm not and I got here.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Man, I'm just killing you for a few hours. Man,
so we everybody see the main weather fight.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Man, and you saying could be and Kennedy, Man, I
don't know. I don't really know y'all people like that. Man,
I don't know Kenned. Well, I didn't know I could
have keep a night yard. Man, I don't know, y'all.
I can't be having no laws and all this in
my children running around this cable coming from my highway.
I can't have that.

Speaker 10 (51:04):
Man.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
I'm out here with these white folks, these white folks
that is not having it.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Man. I understand all that, man, but I didn't invited
all these people. I can't disappoint these people. I got
to have a fight on at the house.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I understand your situation, ma, brother. I want to be
at the house watching the fight too. But I ain't
nowhere in the world up for the hair, No four thousands,
for the cable running from my house. I can't see
that what happen. I'm not here in the suburb now
with a family. Now. I can't do the type of thing, man,
I can't. I don't want no police, I don't want
the cable pay man.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
You the only one in the suburb. I'm out here too.
What I'm trying to tell you is, I'm not going
to disappoint these people. Now, I want to have your approval,
but I'm coming to hook this table up.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
You coming, well, hook up from cable.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
I'm coming to your house to hook this table and
run it two streets over.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Oh So if I say you can't hook it up,
you're gonna come and hook up anywhere. That what you're
telling me.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
I'm telling you I can't disappoint these people. I'm coming
to hook this cable up, man, whether you like it
or not.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Now, if you put up in front of my four
four thousands for the cable, it's one we know, got fright.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
Hey man, I can't this appoint these people. Now, I'm
just trying to get you to show some law for
four hour you know, just a problem.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
We don't have a show for them. If you come
up to my house, you bring them people you got
over that with you so they can see the fight.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Hey man, what are you? What are you saying? You're
trying to tell me you ain't gonna let me hook
the cable up.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
When I get over that, I standing up on it.
I'll be waiting out there with no shirt and the
shot literally, and you ain't gonna lay that fifteen round
with me.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Hain't nothing. I'm nothing to see Kenny meed yous.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
I don't hold to an extent, but you're not gonna
give me to break no law in front of my
children out here. Man, I'm thirty nine years old. I'll
play them games. Man. When I was younger, you played
with the kind of cours me with a lot money.
But hey, I'm not going for I'm not going for
that rock to sign, brother, I'm not having all that
activity going on in my house.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
I'm coming over that. I'm get up this cable.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Where you come on here. You're too bad. I got
something fun of you. Test it you come on with.
I'm gonna sit it in front of my house right now.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
See I'm kidd it.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
It comes one or two, mister carritt I got something
on y'all.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
All I'm telling you is I'm coming over there to
hook my cable off so these people can watch fight.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Hey, well, line it up there and you're gonna come
take some care from my house. Line it up. I'm
gonna have my wife's taping my head up right now.
So a real fight.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
I got one more thing I need to say to you, though,
if you listening.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
I don't care what you say. You come in front
of my house, you gotta raise your help with you
because you ain't gonna leave here. You come in front
of my house a cable car.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
I don't know who you is.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
And I'm gonna whoop Kennedy whenever I seen him. I'm
whooping him on say, I don't get my children in
the car and his children to come, and I'm gonna
whoop you if you come out here with then no,
I just talking about you, cable man. I'm put something
on your here. Man, you come out in my eyes.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Right now with that I said, I got one more
thing to say that.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
You want what you got to say?

Speaker 6 (53:30):
And you listening to me, I'm listening. This is nephew
call me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your bodd who.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Who just say?

Speaker 6 (53:43):
This is? This is nephew tire me from the Steve
Hobby Morning Show. Matter.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
I know you ain't my soul man and my blood
presson high here. You got me ready to scum. I
mean I got mid chless ram and I the Michaels's
wrong level and everything. Man, he's got me be ready
to walk somebody out there.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
All right, man, I gotta ask you this right here, Troy,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Man, Steve Harby Morning show Man. Y'all crazy, y'all.

Speaker 13 (54:13):
Better come on up in here and act like y'all
know huh, Act like come on cable dealing cable.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
That I am the prank of till girl, you better
act like you know up in here all right.

Speaker 13 (54:27):
Week zero Comedy Jam The Nephew was coming to the
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Speaker 7 (54:47):
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It's two.

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don't want to miss it and lay it in the cut, Shirley,
I got September five, six seven, five six seven. I
will be in Portland, Oregon at the Helium Comedy Club.
The nephew has not been to Portland, so this is
exciting that the nephew is headed to the Upper West coast,
upple West. He'll be upper Whizz to drop some drop

(55:18):
some comedy on the Upper West. All right, Portlandora here?

Speaker 7 (55:21):
I all right, sounds good.

Speaker 11 (55:24):
Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 12 (55:25):
Coming up next, it is, of course my Strawberry letter.
The subject my night in Shining Armor. We'll get into
that right after this.

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This is tem Hardy. Coming up next is the Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 12 (56:17):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
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(56:39):
gonna read this one right here, right now, and you
never know, it could be yours.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
It could be yours. Buckle love and hold on type.
We got it for you.

Speaker 8 (56:46):
Here.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
It is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 11 (56:49):
Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 12 (56:50):
Subject to My Night in Shining Armor. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I was so excited for my family to meet. My
life partner and I've been together for almost two years,
and we decided to go visit my mom so he
could meet her and my two uncles that helped raise me.
I am forty eight and my life partner is in

(57:11):
his early sixties. Everything about him is old school, even
his sideburns. He's from South Georgia and it shows and
how he dresses and how he talks. He wears old
school jumpsuits like my daddy wore when I was a kid,
and he also wears hard bottom dressed shoes with them.
His clothes make him look much older. I was worried

(57:32):
about what he would pack for the trip to see
my mom, and I got even more worried when he
told me that all he packed were slacks and a
few sleeveless T shirts. So we got to Florida and
we checked into our room and got ready for dinner
with my mom and my uncles. My guy put on
one of his favorite shiny suits that he wore back

(57:54):
on Easter. He saw me looking at him funny, and
he said he wanted to show my uncles how fly
Georgia boy dress. I knew then that it was going
to be a long night because my uncles were going
to tear him up. My uncles immediately asked how old
he is as they laughed out loud when he started talking.
They called him my night in Shining Armor because of

(58:15):
his shiny suit, and he had no idea. They were
laughing at him. That was a stressful night for me,
but my life partner handled it well. Here's my issue
as we move forward in our relationship, I do want
to update his style just a little.

Speaker 11 (58:32):
How do I get my Night in Shining Armor to
dress better?

Speaker 12 (58:37):
So basically, what you're saying is he's a good man,
you like him, but he's a bad dresser. You say
he's your life partner. You called him that several times
in a letter, and you've already been dating him almost
two years. So he must be doing something right. He
must be treating you well, loving you real good something.
So it doesn't sound like he's going anywhere anytime soon.

(58:58):
Life partner means husband to you. It sounds like which
is different and a lot more permanent. And that's why
you took him to finally meet your family. So he
passed that test, even though your folks were laughing at him.
But as far as his old school jump suit shiny
suit dressing, you gotta just tell him, I mean, you

(59:20):
got to tell him. They said he looked older if
he's cool with that. You could just you know, you know,
give him a little pointers. You can show him some
pictures of some men's fashions that you like, things that
you would love to see him in, some nice suits,
some shoes, casual wear.

Speaker 11 (59:36):
Show him a picture of Steve Harvey. I mean, why not.

Speaker 12 (59:39):
He's all over social media with his dressing. I mean
they call him blue Cheese. He's kind of in the
same age group as your life partner.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
There are plenty of.

Speaker 12 (59:47):
Posts on social media of older men dressing and looking good.
Just send him down and tell him you would love
to see him and some of these outfits.

Speaker 11 (59:56):
Okay, you can work that.

Speaker 12 (59:58):
If this is a good man, understand, tell him this
is how you would like to see him dress from now,
and I'll make him look a little younger.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
All of that.

Speaker 11 (01:00:06):
He might get into that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:07):
Steve, this is a this is an easy letter. Yeah,
I've changed over the years. I mean, people watch my change,
you know. Look, well, it started on showtime at the Apollo.
Then that's when I first started wearing what was called
a custom suit. When I met Barbara Bates in Chicago.

Speaker 11 (01:00:29):
Shout out to.

Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
Barbara Bates was just the dopest designer from our culture
in urban men'swear that I had ever seen. I mean,
she crossed patterns. I never even knew you could do that.
She put a glen plaid with a with a with
a with a hounds too.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:00:51):
She was doing some dope stuff now, man, you know.
And I started wearing them suits. Uh, those suits graduated
to the Kings of Comedy Tour and that King's of
Comedy Tour. I wore that style for a long long time.
Big pants, twenty nine inches at the knee. My knee

(01:01:12):
was bigger than most people wasting. So I've seen it.
And it wasn't that I was dressing older. I was
dressing urban. People don't understand that I represented the mid West.
I was Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, Philly. You know, you know,
Philly ain't in the mire West the way the brothers
dressed at Boyd's up in Phillying and all them shops

(01:01:35):
up through there, and Walter's in Detroit, you know, Jackson
in Detroit, no city slickers and Broadway, you know, Alberts
in Cleveland and the Evergreen.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
I was just that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
So we don't even really have a problem in this letter.
This letter, it's nothing wrong. You got a good man,
he's faithful. He's older than you, but he looked like
well you forty eight here in his early sixties.

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
He is older than you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
But now this jump suit with need dress shoes. Where
is he finding these jumpsuits at?

Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
Where?

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
Where in southern Georgia he got?

Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
Now, let's go over to You got Albany, you got Valdosta,
you got Brunswick. You know those are the major cities
out and you know you could throw making in their savannah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
So he's somewhat in Now where is he finding these jumpsuits?

Speaker 8 (01:02:42):
Att that's the problem, and he got side burns. I'm
gonna tell you how you can help your man, which
is really an easy fix.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
This is real easy. I'm shining.

Speaker 12 (01:02:59):
And you're just broke into song. We'll have a part
two up at twenty three minutes after the hour Today's
Strawberry letter subject.

Speaker 11 (01:03:12):
My night in shining Armor.

Speaker 12 (01:03:13):
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 12 (01:03:53):
All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is my night in Shining Armor.

Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
Well, this lady's got this older gentleman that's been a
life partner for two years. She's forty eighties, in his
early sixties. Everything about him is old school, even his
side burns. He from South Georgia, and it shows in
how he dresses and how he talks. A good old
country boy might be. According to the end of that,

(01:04:21):
he could be a country bumpkin.

Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
We don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
To let full, there's some people out there, some haters
who were determined that for you, So just hanging.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
Up so far, sound like a good dude.

Speaker 8 (01:04:32):
He wear old school jumpsuits like my daddy wore when
I was a kid, and he got hard and he
wear hard bottom dress shoes with it. I hate when
I see older men in a suit with sneakers on him.
I I just don't that don't equate to me. Now,

(01:04:52):
you can do it, but just because you can do something,
don't mean you should do something. Skinn He jeans was
a thing for a while. Anybody can buy skinny jeans.
Everybody don't need to own a pair, So it just
stands the reason. Now, your guy is a nice guy.

(01:05:16):
So you're going down to Florida to meet your mama
and your two uncles that raised you. You was a
little concerned about what he was gonna wear because he
told you he packed was slacks and a few sleeveless
T shirts.

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
So y'all got the Florida.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
You checked into your room, and you got ready to
go to dinner with your mom and your uncles. Your
guy put on his favorite shiny suit. My man come
through that he woke back on Easter. He saw me
looking at him fronty and he said he wanted to
show my uncles how fly he Georgia boys dressed. Now,

(01:05:51):
I don't know where he got that suit from. I'm
the host of family Feud, So I have discovered of
late that a lot of people buy clothes on Amazon.
Dress clothes got them bought some fishing pants and camouflaged

(01:06:11):
pants off there. But I didn't know you actually shocked.
But your husband, your man put on his shiny suit
and he probably got that from Amazon when he got feasted.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
You can get the whole suit forty nine dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
So now.

Speaker 8 (01:06:27):
He told you that he wanted them to see how
them Georgia boys dressed. I knew that it was gonna
be a long night because my uncle's was gonna tear
him up. My uncles immediately asked how old he is
as they laughed out loud when he started talking. They
called him my night in shining armor cause of his
shiny suit. He had no idea they was laughing at him.

(01:06:48):
That was a stressful night for me, but my life
partner handled it well. That means you got a good man.
Here's my issue as we moved forward in our relationship.
I do want to update his style the little How
do I get my knight and shine and amen to
dress better? Simple and take him shopping. That's all you
got to do. Take him shopping. Let's say, baby, that's

(01:07:12):
what I like. Oh my god, you look handsome. Every
man wants his woman to think he's handsome, even if
he ain't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
Even if he em.

Speaker 18 (01:07:28):
Just tell me, if you throw a rock in a
pack of dogs, the one that hollow.

Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Is the one you're hit. That's some that's some Georgia
boys stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
Right there, and just take him shopping and just tryal
some stuff to go, or go the magazine and oh, baby,
look at this right here.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
You ought to get that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:55):
I bet you would look good in that, and do
it real motivation. Don't tear down what he got, just
talk about what he would look like and to do.
Now when the new come, you start replacing stuff. Prime example,
Marjorie told me one time, she said, baby, some of

(01:08:17):
your suits. I just you can't do this no more.
Cause when I got on Family Feud the first year,
I wore my same suits and she said, Steve, you
and mid America, Now you can't do that. And then
when I got to talk show, she said, you show
can't do that. You got to look like you should
have a talk show. So I started changing back in
two thousand and eight. Two thousand and eight. Now we

(01:08:41):
got married a little bit before that, so she started
to change immediately. And I asked Marjorie one time, I said, baby,
when you met me, I was wearing these suits.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
She said, I know, I know, but I was gonna change.
So I just had to take my time. I was
gonna change. I married you anyway because you're a good man.

Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
I said, well, babe, what's wrong with my suit? She said,
I'm tired of being married to a pimp.

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
You gotta get rid of your hats. You gotta get
rid of these big suits. All this here what you need. Man.

Speaker 13 (01:09:17):
So she just basically stripped you down and did like
a build a ball, just built it the way she's
going to.

Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
Got you hot, looking like exactly the same way Jackie
did you.

Speaker 11 (01:09:29):
Sounds like he had a problem with it, though, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
I mean he.

Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
Ain't like I ain't seeing it happening you right, all right,
all that little cheap stuff you used to wear Jackie
came in there, Well, uh no, you're going to Gucci.
Come on, we're going to We're going to v Tommy
didn't have none of that stuff before.

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All right, guys, Tommy is in for Junior with Sports Talk.
What you got for is Tommy?

Speaker 13 (01:10:55):
All right, it's going down. I'm Steve get ready b
we're talking about Cleveland. The Cleveland Browns have been now
the quarterbacks should door to do is saying that will
start against the Carolina Pathers tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
Preseason game, but that means.

Speaker 13 (01:11:07):
Kenny Pickett and rookie Dylan Gabriel dealing with hamstring injuries.
The Brown's don't want, you know, they don't want to
play forty year old Joe Flacco doing preseason So that's
our socioud door.

Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
Recently this this is what I do like gonna check
this out.

Speaker 13 (01:11:21):
The duor recently blocked his father Dion, wanting to come
to see him. You know, get a couple reps in
doing practice, cheering on my own, be good, and he said,
you can't be proud of me right now. I gotta
get where I'm going, and I know there's a lot
I got to do to get there.

Speaker 7 (01:11:39):
So now I ain't the time for daddy. I just
got to do what I got to do.

Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
What you think, well, yeah, that's a good way to
be because your daddy on the sideland if any help
you stay in Colorado and get better. That's what Dion
needs to Don't worry about all these flights and stuff
right now.

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
That's my dude. Helths first. Yeah, his son, his son
is he Look, he raised him right.

Speaker 10 (01:12:03):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:12:04):
Look, man, our children get to a point where you
gotta let him. You gotta let them go. Yeah, they
gonna make mistakes just like you did in your twenties.
My twenties, man, I could just what question? When when
did your daddy listen?

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
Yes, go ahead, Thompson, and I have a question. As
soon as I went to seventeen. Wait, my dad had
helped me a little longer than that.

Speaker 13 (01:12:31):
Though my dad had helped me to by twenty two,
you're saying seventeen.

Speaker 12 (01:12:36):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
No. When I went to college, man, my father said,
all right, now, get yourself together, because you can't come back.
You can't live back here. You can come back on
Christmas breaking holiday. You're still gonna have room. But right
after that, you got you got go and figure this
thing out.

Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
I told you, man.

Speaker 8 (01:12:52):
My father sent me envelope. Asked my daddy for some
help one time. Opened up the envelope because you know
he's ticking it in the mail.

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
It was it was. It was a five dollar bill.

Speaker 8 (01:13:02):
Between two index cards, and the note said he sent
me five dollars. The note said, this sugar honey ice
tea gonna have to stop. Five Oh you got cut
off earth. This sugar honey ice tea gonna have to stop.

Speaker 11 (01:13:23):
See.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
I had a job as long as I can remember.
I had a job all through high school. I worked
every day after school, every day all through high school.
I ain't never not had a job. My father even
I'm allowance.

Speaker 7 (01:13:36):
Boy, is doing what you did for a living?

Speaker 8 (01:13:43):
Yeah, I wouldn't say, none of my kid is doing
what I do for a living. I went and thank
you a comedian, but with no pay.

Speaker 12 (01:13:55):
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
and man on social media needs some advice.

Speaker 11 (01:14:00):
Is she trying to trap me with a baby? He
wants to know. We'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 12 (01:14:04):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
this is from JB on Steve Harvey FM. JB says,
my girlfriend and I are both twenty five, and we've
been together for two years. We've talked about our future
and both agree we want to get married and have
a family, but not yet. Lately, though, I've started to

(01:14:28):
worry that she's trying to get pregnant now without telling me.
She's been extra insistent about sex at certain times, and
I'm starting to wonder if she stopped taking the pill.
I love her and I don't want to accuse her
of anything, but something feels off. How do I bring
this up without messing up our relationship?

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
Wow, Well, it's like this, brou Here's what you have
to think of. How do I bring this up without
messing up our relationship? If she has stopped taking the pill?
And she is trying to get pregnant without you knowing
how you gonna feel about that. So now you want
to wait until you have to deal with that, or

(01:15:11):
you want to go ahead and address it now. Just say, hey, baby,
I need to talk to you about something, because I've
noticed the difference. You're incredibly insistent that we have sex
during a certain time. Are you trying to get pregnant
right now? Because I think that's a decision that both
of us should make together. I like it what you're

(01:15:34):
talking about. I'm talking about how you keep out and
found this chart.

Speaker 7 (01:15:41):
That you've got.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
Now, I don't know what all this mean, but you
gotta have sex on a certain day or a certain time.

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
Are you trying to get pregnant?

Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
Because if you are, I should know that because I'm
not in agreement and with that until after we're married. Now,
I know we've talked. I have in a family, but
let's not put the cart in front of the horse,
and ladies, I'm telling you, hard to trap a man
with a baby. That's a hard trap to lay. Yeah,

(01:16:13):
if that's your plan, you need to get another one.
You need to get another one that ain't nothing to
play with. I'm gonna have this baby, then he gonna
stay with me.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
No he not, no, he not know he not that
in the rule book.

Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
It's proven every day, every single day.

Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
That's all trick in the book, and it doesn't work.

Speaker 12 (01:16:34):
No, no, yeah, all right, we have time for another one, Steve.
This is from RJ on Steve Harvey FM. RJ says,
I was harassed over the weekend because of my swimwear.
I've always worn a speedo because I was a competitive
swimmer in high school and college, so it's.

Speaker 11 (01:16:53):
All I've ever known.

Speaker 12 (01:16:54):
While at a public pool over the weekend, a mother
made me the focal point of a whole tirade, accused
me of trying to quote show off my junk to
all the kids.

Speaker 11 (01:17:04):
She even called the cops.

Speaker 12 (01:17:05):
Meanwhile, she didn't seem to have an issue with all
the bikinis and cameltoes flunning around the place. I found
out the lady's name, but I haven't decided what to
do about it yet.

Speaker 11 (01:17:15):
What do you suggest? Yeah, I should let it go,
but I just can't.

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
Well, Bro, but what you what you're gonna what?

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:17:25):
What you're gonna charge her with? What's what's she gonna
charge you with you were wearing a speedo. That's that's legal.

Speaker 12 (01:17:33):
Swimwhere Yeah, and that's all he's he's known, he says
since high school.

Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
What her fat behind is mad at is cause he
over here packing. There's no And who she got at
the house is yeah is yeah yea yeah, yes, no yeah,
yeah yeah it is.

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
She got on the one piece and an a and
a cover. A wrap doesn't say that two wraps. Yeah,
she got on the one piece and two covers.

Speaker 8 (01:18:06):
Uh. Big dog walking around with this same speed on.
Ain't nothing but don't look like nothing but electrical tape.
Speed up.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
He walking around the pool.

Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
I'm talking about he walking around this tape oder he
just open here. I'm diving in when I get the
risk of eighty kids, eight kids back up.

Speaker 11 (01:18:28):
He just called her a mother, though, I just want
you to know that it didn't say anything.

Speaker 8 (01:18:32):
Why did he know she was a mother? I'm telling
you because she had on the mother outfit. She was
out there with a one piece on and a house coat.

Speaker 11 (01:18:45):
One more of the.

Speaker 12 (01:18:46):
Sea Coffee Morning Show coming up the twenty minutes after
right after this, with.

Speaker 7 (01:18:51):
Flowers on it.

Speaker 11 (01:18:53):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:18:59):
One of longtime producers of NPR's Tiny Desk concert series,
it's reassuring fans that it's not going away. Producer Bobby
Carter addressed rumors about the show shutting down following the
federal defunding of NPR and PBS via the Corporation for
Public Broadcasting. In his post, Carter said in part that
NPR and Tiny Desk are not shutting down end quote.

(01:19:23):
NPR has filed a lawsuit challenging President Trump's original executive
order and Congress's recision of the organization's funds.

Speaker 11 (01:19:32):
So there you go.

Speaker 12 (01:19:33):
So we will still have, according to producer Bobby Carter,
the Tiny Desk series, which we all enjoyed.

Speaker 11 (01:19:39):
The concert series we all loved.

Speaker 13 (01:19:41):
Yeah, well that's Golface, Golfaces. Tiny Desk was off the
chair maybe wow.

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
Yeah, he was one of my favorites.

Speaker 12 (01:19:49):
Yeah, there were so many. Yeahry had a good one.
El DeBarge, Yeah, so many, I means, and of course
Camelton yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, hopefully that's true.

Speaker 11 (01:20:07):
They will not go away because we love the Tiny
Deak concert series.

Speaker 7 (01:20:10):
Who would you like to see Roscoe Wallace.

Speaker 11 (01:20:16):
Just what he start off with?

Speaker 8 (01:20:19):
Probably all of them you know, just gone back them
all a little medlis, going back to the beginning, you.

Speaker 11 (01:20:25):
Know, like which one hat haty hat?

Speaker 10 (01:20:30):
Who?

Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
Yeah to the beginning? Man, Yeah, you don't need to mess.

Speaker 11 (01:20:36):
Around going up thirty three minutes after you we'll play
around it. Would you rather right after this you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
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Speaker 12 (01:21:18):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather have to listen to the same five
songs for the rest of your life or would you
rather watch the same three movies for the rest of
your life? Which one five songs same rest of your
life or movies the rest of your life?

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna take them three movies.

Speaker 11 (01:21:40):
Yeah, you're an actor.

Speaker 7 (01:21:42):
I'm gonna take them three movies.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Jaguar Paul, that's a great movie, boy, Jaguar ma I've
never heard of it.

Speaker 13 (01:21:55):
Uh, it's got another name ship. I'm thinking about the
character's name. Let me think about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:22:02):
Now you know we're gonna come on. You know we're
gonna do Raisin in the Sun. You know they're gonna
be in there. We gotta have Sydney in there. I
wish I would.

Speaker 11 (01:22:12):
So what's your Steve music or movie? For the rest
of your life?

Speaker 8 (01:22:17):
Now, I'm gonna just watch the same three movies. So
I gotta have my music. I gotta have my music. Man,
I just watched for eight hours.

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
I don't care.

Speaker 11 (01:22:26):
To be moving No forty eight hours of TV show.

Speaker 8 (01:22:30):
No the TV show. I don't care about to move off.
But I'm not finn to watch no Raining in the Sun.
I'm not Finisha. Sit over here and find out what else.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
I got you? An apartment, mama, mo man got.

Speaker 11 (01:22:44):
It the greatest. Go all right, what's your okay? It's
back to school time?

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:22:54):
When you were in school, would you rather have three?
Would you rather have free time in class and get c's.
Or would you get all a's but no.

Speaker 11 (01:23:02):
Time to socialize with your friends?

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Hell?

Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
No, dog, I had free time with d's, but I wouldn't.
I wouldn't have gave that up. Come on, a c
U C I would have, Man, I'd have got a
bike for Christmas and everything? What you talking about as

(01:23:26):
the hell I need a A for.

Speaker 12 (01:23:30):
He?

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
No free time?

Speaker 8 (01:23:32):
How am I gonna develop the skill set to get
out of this school? I have got to go outside
and talk trash? Why are we in here? I went
to school to talk trash?

Speaker 7 (01:23:45):
Now I wish I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Would education get all a's.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
It ain't no free time, man for what? Or would
you rather get c's girl? Girl? We was we was
getting that anyway.

Speaker 11 (01:24:00):
So would you rather attend last thing?

Speaker 12 (01:24:02):
Would you rather attend a salsa class or line dance
class for the next twenty four salsa or line dancing?

Speaker 7 (01:24:08):
Yeah? My hips can't take that sauce. I'm gonna do
that line down.

Speaker 11 (01:24:12):
It's really salty.

Speaker 13 (01:24:13):
Yeah, I know, I'm over there with cub it. Okay,
That's where I'm at.

Speaker 11 (01:24:18):
Steve, line dance or salsa, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
Gonna take your saucer that's taking sexy.

Speaker 11 (01:24:23):
Yeah, because it's with the partner. Yeah, but you ain't sexy.
You ain't today.

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
I didn't say I was.

Speaker 11 (01:24:30):
I said would rather coming up next to our last
break of the day. I She'll be glad when one
and only Steve Harvey right.

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
After the bugly people can't sexy.

Speaker 11 (01:24:38):
Damn boy, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:24:47):
Cuban.

Speaker 13 (01:24:48):
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Speaker 11 (01:25:18):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day on this Thursday. It's been a good day. Yeah,
and it's been a good day. Yeah. You got a
question for mister Harvey, you know, yeah, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
Uh unk God and came up with a business that
I think.

Speaker 13 (01:25:33):
I just think it's perfect for me and you, man,
I just do I think, you know, we both like
to fish, So I think we should have an unc
and new fishing excursion where people get to come out
and go bast fishing with me and you. And I'm
pretty much like Yo, Gillian, you know, you know you captain,
but I'm Gilly.

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
You know what I'm saying. So, yeah, how does how
does how does this make money?

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:25:58):
This got to this got to come on right after
fanly Few, This gotta be on TV. We take stars fishing,
you know, and they hang out with us. You know
what I'm saying there, I think we.

Speaker 11 (01:26:12):
Got Yeah, it's actually one of the better ones.

Speaker 8 (01:26:19):
What is we take stars fishing? That's your problem. You
don't know how to mingle. That's your problem.

Speaker 13 (01:26:27):
Trying to get through some social skills and help you
get a look further in life. You don't want to
listen to no dog. I always want to be by
your say every time I look up you on your farm,
fishing by yourself, do something with some paper.

Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
You got the fish by this radio show.

Speaker 8 (01:26:46):
Let me spress soon as we get through this radio show.
I'm gonna do exactly what he just said. I'm going
fishing by I fin to sit on one of my
boats with my life best on and sit out there
with my little headphones on.

Speaker 7 (01:27:04):
But I got me these.

Speaker 8 (01:27:05):
I got six pair or ray band glasses that record
and answer the phone.

Speaker 12 (01:27:14):
He's saying, that's not fun. You need to develop more
social skills and be more social.

Speaker 11 (01:27:20):
That's what he's saying to you, though, Steve, No.

Speaker 7 (01:27:23):
I don't think y'all really understand how I really am.

Speaker 10 (01:27:27):
No I do.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
I know I do.

Speaker 8 (01:27:29):
I'm social. I'm very social when I have to be.
And then ask them the suitis they cut that camera off?
Uh huh.

Speaker 11 (01:27:42):
You're about yourself and your solid.

Speaker 8 (01:27:44):
I'm gonna go somebody and and be the natural person
that I am. Like I was ran yesterday completely alone,
completely alone, and you.

Speaker 11 (01:27:53):
Were happy about that.

Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
It's static.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
M m.

Speaker 11 (01:28:00):
It's something about the fishing calming to you, or it
helps you think.

Speaker 7 (01:28:05):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:07):
Well, sitting on the boat in the middle of a lake,
that's very calm, that's relaxing. Oh, you know, I got
troll motors, so I'm trolling around real slow. You know,
I know how to work the foot pedals real good,
so I can go where I'm going. So you don't
want to be I don't play no music.

Speaker 7 (01:28:23):
You don't want. You don't want.

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
Acres by him, dog gonna set the worst worst thing
I ever did. Worst thing I ever did was took
my driver on the boat with me. What that has happened?
One time he's been back out that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:45):
He talks to you.

Speaker 8 (01:28:45):
Now he don't He don't know how to fish. First
he fished with his rod upside down. I have told
him that's gonna set the spool. The spoon go under. No,
this is how I learned how to do it. So
I can have the handle on this side, I said, clip,
I can put the handle on either side of the rod.

Speaker 7 (01:29:05):
He said, nah, but I like it like this because
I can see my line. Well, okay, this.

Speaker 11 (01:29:10):
Is irritating you, then, oh very much.

Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
So.

Speaker 8 (01:29:15):
Then all I hear here on the back of the boat.
You know, I'm trolling around. And then I hear this
here right here.

Speaker 7 (01:29:20):
God though said, what what happened?

Speaker 8 (01:29:24):
Then I hear man, I I'm high man, how I'm
gonna get that out? So now I turn around, I said, okay,
this is finna bell clock what happened. Now, we got
the one of the lady's twelve acres out then bought
these brand new lures that I want to try, and

(01:29:44):
I got them laying on the box, still in the rapper.

Speaker 7 (01:29:46):
Well.

Speaker 8 (01:29:46):
He then open up one and put it on his
real uh huh. And now he didn't throw the lure,
but because they're heavier, he don't know how to control it.
He didn't through the Lord not a lure up in
the tree.

Speaker 10 (01:29:59):
God.

Speaker 7 (01:30:00):
So now yeah, he threw the law up in the tree.

Speaker 8 (01:30:03):
All this water out here, twelve acres of water, we
ain't nowhere near the tree.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
How are you gonna throw this lure up in this tree?

Speaker 16 (01:30:14):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
I said, Cliff, let me show you how to get
it down.

Speaker 17 (01:30:19):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:30:20):
I turned the boat around. I get up and go
to the back end of the boat. I reeled it
down and then I snatched the lure stay in the tree.
And because he tied a regular knot on it, I said, Cliff,
what kind of knot did you tiwn this?

Speaker 10 (01:30:34):
You know?

Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
A knot? I said, Bro, you gotta put a fishing
knot on here. It can't no fish. Yeah, I said, bro,
ain't you ain't from this fish? Ain't walking to this boat.

Speaker 8 (01:30:45):
Do you understand that the main objective is stay in
the water me so now outn't snatch now.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
My lure is up in the tree.

Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
Okay, fourteen dollars, Lore, fourteen dollars, Lord one law. So
now I tell you, I said, man, let me show
you how to fish with a worm, because they don't
get a bag of worms for five dollars, and you
can throw all them in the lake.

Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
You home all of a sudden, man out hear, God
doog what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:31:15):
I don't know how I did that. I turned around
the worm in the tree. Oh God, yeah, that's your
last time with these lures up in the trees. God,
dog out and did it again. I ain't even turn around.
I spun that boat around and put that troll moto
on tea and stepped on the gas. He said, wait

(01:31:37):
a minute, boss, waits pulling. It's pulling the line. I
don't care what to do, uncle, he pull the whole
line out. I'm taking you back to the dock. Why
fishing by myself. Ladies and gentlemen, healthfreak, talk to Godi
that futly love to hear from you, and go fishing.

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
By yourself.

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