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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't given a.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Black a million bus bussy.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
Ye listening to me?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't?

Speaker 7 (00:39):
Joy?

Speaker 8 (00:49):
Yeah, Joy?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Have you got to do that?

Speaker 7 (01:06):
Love?

Speaker 9 (01:13):
Turn? You gotta turn.

Speaker 10 (01:27):
We got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out,
turn the money up.

Speaker 10 (01:49):
Look me.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, huh, I sure will.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only see Harvey got a
radio show man. God is in the blessing business. I'm
in the receiving line, man. That's a good feeling. I
thank God for waking me up in the mornings, I

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really really do. I thank God for the spirit that
he wakes me up with because I finally, but I
finally figured it out.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Such a blessing that shouldn't be taken for granted.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
The fact that you are up today, the fact that
you just got off working, you driving home, the fact
that you got a job to come home from, the
fact that you got a job to wake up too. Whatever,
it is the fact that you can see, think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason,
whatever it is, it's a blessing.

Speaker 10 (02:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I was talking to a partner mine last night and
an analogy came to me last night of what my
life has been like, just going over my story with
a friend of mine of all some of the things
I had gone through, and he never knew it because
he said, man, you never told me that we were
just talking. One of the things I remember, and it's

(03:18):
kind of equated to my life, was when I was
a little boy, as she goes to the store with
my mom and she would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now,
for those of you, a jigsaw puzzle comes in a box.
There are no instructions. It just comes in a box

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and it's simple. You're gonna dump the pieces out in
a pile and you're gonna try to put the pieces
together until it looks like the picture that's on the
cover of the box. That's as simple as it is.
Here is the deal. I would select a jigsaw puzzle

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based on the picture that I liked and if I
thought I could do it. Now, if the picture looked
too crazy, if it looked too intricate, I didn't want
that puzzle, you know. And the thing was back in
the day, you got a jigsaw puzzle, you had a
hundred piece puzzles. Four hundred piece puzzles. Man, then they

(04:29):
say a thousand piece puzzle. You go ooo. So those
were a little difficult for me when I was a
little boy, so I didn't want that.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
As I got a little bit older.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I had more challenging puzzles, you know, four fifty five
hundred piece puzzles. But I always picked a picture of
something I liked. So it's very simple. You get the
jigsaw puzzle, you get it home, you open it up,
you dump it out on the table. You flip all
the pieces over so you can see them, and then

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I would try to sort them based on the colors
on the box. If it was like a black section,
i'd take all the black pieces and slide them over
there it was some flowers, I'd try to find all
the pictures with little jigsaw pieces with the little floor,
and I separate them and then I start putting it together.
And the way I started was i'd try to build
a border first, because I knew all the straight edges

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had to be side by side at one point. And
it was funny, man, because it's related to my life.
I would start putting the pieces together of the picture
I saw that I liked, and that would be my picture.
A lot of people didn't like jigsaw puzzles. As a

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matter of fact, none of the boys on the street
liked jigsaw puzzles but me, because they just didn't want
to go through the intricate details of figuring that out
really good outside and run or something like that. And
so what happened was, as I got older, I wanted
more difficult and challenging puzzles.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
But I wouldn't go too far. I wanted some nice
stuff to happen.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I had a picture of what I wanted for my life,
but I didn't want to go too far because it
was so challenging and difficult. I couldn't see myself with
all of that, and I didn't have the time, the knowledge,
the expertise, the figuring all the intricate details. And I
discovered something when I was talking last night. That's what

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happens in life to a lot of people. You get
bogged down with the details of coming up and trying
to create the picture that you want for yourself. You
put it to the side, You say, ah, that puzzles
are crazy. Next thing, you know, you crumbled it up
and put it back in the box. So you go
halfway and you get stuck, and you get to the
part where it ain't a lot of different colors, it's

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all the same, and that's a little bit more challenging.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
So that may stop you.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
But it's somewhere in the jigsaw puzzle that it gets
very difficult and challenging. The bigger the picture you want,
but then what all happened in your life, it's just
like what happened in the jigsaw. Once you get comfortable
and you don't mind the challenge, you could get a

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bigger picture. But here's the key to it, though, if
you put God in your mix. See the picture that
I saw for myself as a boy is not the
picture that has happened to me as a man. Because
along the way from boyhood to manhood, from the time
I was telling you understand what happened along the ride

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in there was I started putting God in the mix.
And so now the picture that I have now is
not the picture I saw. It's the picture that God saw.
So what I'm saying this analogy is the picture you
have may be difficult to complete. But if you were

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to include God in your life, put God in your
jigsaw puzzle, God will not only help you complete the puzzle,
and he gonna add some pieces, he gonna do some favors,
he gonna show some mercy, and you gonna look up
and the picture that you're able to end up with
will be totally different and much more complete, much more beautiful,

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a bigger picture than the one you had. Because there's
no way that I could have sought a life that
I have today back when I was a boy. And
it amazes me when I hear people say I always
saw this for myself. Ah, I didn't do that. I
didn't quite see this for myself. I don't know how
you can have the ability to see what God really

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has for you. But man, he's a master for jigsaw. Man,
he's an incredible puzzle completerer. So if you got a
puzzle that's challenging to you, maybe you need to see
what's the picture sit that God has for your life.
If God were in your life, if you complete it
to puzzle, what would it look like. It'll be a

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far more extensive puzzle and it would be a far
more beautiful piece of scenery than you could have ever imagined.
Tears come in my eyes because I can't believe God
bought me this far. I can't believe that when I
opened up and accepted him and started talking to him,
that he would add all these pieceles to my jigsaw puzzle,

(09:31):
and my jigsaw puzzle would look like this. And I
could tell you I ain't got a whole lot to
do with what I have turned into. It's mostly favor
and blessings and grace and mercy of God. And I
looked up and I just got a much bigger jigsaw
puzzle completed. And guess what, He ain't through with me yet.
That's what's amazing and exciting about a relationship with God.

(09:54):
God could take your jigsaw puzzle and fix it.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
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Speaker 2 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Riot. This is the
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gift that you've given us call today. I am a
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I'm so grateful that you mind, and I'm yours. I
don't know what to do, and I also claim to

(10:25):
be one of his favorites. Now, I want you all
to understand something. When I say that you can also
be one of his favorites. I'm not saying I'm his
only favorite. You have an opportunity to be his favorite. Also,
if I were you, I would claim to be a
favorite because I already have join it with me as

(10:45):
we participate as one of God's favorites. Today, Steve Harvey
Morning Show, Sunny Strawberry calling Forrell Missi Bimonica Jr. KLS
Killer Wall's face. Yeah, sound like a radio station. Welcome today,
k l S. Raight there and the legend that is
nephew Tommy, no radio. What's on your mind today?

Speaker 7 (11:07):
Well?

Speaker 11 (11:07):
You know what, uncle man, We approach you Christmas and uh,
I don't have this gift and I need some help.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
Boy.

Speaker 11 (11:15):
Let me tell you right now, i'much to some pressure.
And how much money is this gift?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Got to be a lot? Yeah, hey, Tommy, you just
a lot. You gotta make the impact, man, Yeah right
there and wrap that about that. I don't go there
and wrap because because he live in it too. Your

(11:40):
Christmas gift to your wife has to be personalized. Let
me tell you something. Fellas, don't come in there with
no microwave, no flash green TV. Don't come in there
with no.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Blend of vacuum clean new brand washing dry Yeah. Mine, No,
you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
It has to be a personalized gift that appears that
you have put considerable amount of thought into the gift.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
What are you thinking about getting, Jim?

Speaker 11 (12:07):
I was thinking about getting her like a spa, you know,
a trip to a SPA in another state.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
You know you something like that?

Speaker 10 (12:18):
Not not here?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, you know, I love that came out a trip
to a SPA in the state.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
He cut it off from being a wheel balling a
trip to a SPA in another country. He went to
a trip to a SPA in another state like he
been living in Atlanta. She gonna drive to South Carolina. Boy,
that gift took a turn for cheap so fast. But Junior,

(12:46):
that'd be nice. What else you think about getting out
of state spa package?

Speaker 12 (12:51):
But the SPA is always good, Junior, though it is?

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Do women always like spa treatment packages?

Speaker 13 (12:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
A good work?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
That is my jam?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
What else, July, I've got?

Speaker 10 (13:03):
What else?

Speaker 11 (13:03):
I'll tell you I thought about this nice tennis brace
that she's been looking at.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
There you go go with her ring and go with her,
and go with her diamond ear rings that she got
for a wedd day.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
See, she can't show the spa package off, she can
show that bracelet. All got about the brownie points?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay, I yeah, we look at your mom all right.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
You can't get her like a year's subscription to tail
and all and nothing.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Like that coming up to do that. She always coming
up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna
hear from the nephew as we run that prank back
right after this.

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Happy Holidays from the whole fam here to Steve Harvey
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Speaker 1 (14:24):
All right, it is time now to start your morning
off with the nephew and run that Brenk back what
you got for his nep wedding in Jamaica.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Okay, let's go cat dot.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Hello, I'm trying to reach to Ivan. Please keep that in.

Speaker 8 (14:37):
At the moment. This is Jannie.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Can I help you?

Speaker 7 (14:39):
My name is Mark. I'm calling from a travel agency.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Oh hey, how you doing.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
I'm good, I'm good. I actually have some information for him.
He just finished paying his last payment. As far as
you all tripling, you guys are getting you guys are
getting married, going on honeymoon? Is that right?

Speaker 8 (14:54):
Right?

Speaker 7 (14:54):
Right?

Speaker 10 (14:55):
Next month?

Speaker 7 (14:55):
Thanks? Congratulations?

Speaker 8 (14:57):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Okay, well, listen, I got you information for you, and
I wanted to make sure the million address was correct
so I could mail you guys flight tickets out, as
well as a few forms and things like that, so
you guys would be pretty much well taken care of. Okay, Okay,
are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh?

Speaker 8 (15:15):
I'm excited, very excited.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well I'll
tell you what in April. I tell you, Jamaica Queens
is going to be a great place at the snow
would have burned off by then, and then it'll be
pretty much this summer coming around.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Ocherios
in Jamaica, you know the islands.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
W Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
There's no snow.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Okay, hang on, hand, hang on. I've been working with
Ivan on this for quite some time, and I actually
have you guys book to go to Jamaica Queens.

Speaker 8 (15:52):
Now, there has to be some sort of mistake because, oh,
you're going to Cherio.

Speaker 9 (15:56):
Okay, but that's not what I have.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
I have. I have Jamake Queens. I have New York.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
Okay. Well, I'm telling you you're wrong. I don't know
if you pulled up the wrong person.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan and Janets and you guys
are going out the second weekend in April. Is that correct?

Speaker 8 (16:14):
That's correct? But we're going to Taria.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
No, why are you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens.

Speaker 8 (16:19):
There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there.
Love New York, but I'm not getting married there.

Speaker 7 (16:26):
So what do we need to do. I mean, I
don't know what to do at this point right now.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
I need you to figure that out because I'm getting
married next month.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
And I understand that, and I understand that. But I
have worked diligently with your fiance, so to speak, and
I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica queens. I have
the hotels by somebody.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
I know it was not Ivan.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
I know it was not him.

Speaker 8 (16:49):
I love New York, but that's not where I'm getting married.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
I understand.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
I understand what you're saying. Now, Okay, I'm letting you
know because you're raising your voice, said me. I'm letting
you know that I haven't had scheduled this and you
guys are scheduled to make a quain.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Okay, you don't let me know where I'm getting married.
We've written you checks. So I need you to correct
the problem, and I will continue to raise my boys
until you are somebody at your wherever you are, corrects
the problem. You're not gonna You're not gonna yell at
mess and now you're yelling at me.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm trying to keep
my composure now Okay, I've.

Speaker 9 (17:32):
Been working with you.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
We're done. I need to talk to you, superior. I'm sorry.
We spent way too much money. I'm getting married next month,
and you're calling and telling me that I need somebody
else on the phone.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Okay, I need somebody else.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
You need to tell me what you are because I'm
ready to come on you.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Where are you.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Telling me a moment, I'm pulling it up to see
if I can get some flights out to your reels.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
Okay, okay, I did not believe this last minute. Oh
I told him to go. Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
Well, okay, man, the flights are completely booked that week.
So let's you want to get a private jet for
fifty to sixty thousand dollars. Ma'am, there's no way I
can get you in or out of it.

Speaker 8 (18:09):
We might have paid you dollars.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Make it happen.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
You need to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice.
You don't want to talk to Island.

Speaker 14 (18:17):
So trust me.

Speaker 8 (18:18):
You need to make something happen. Get back on your
little computer, call somebody else in the road.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
To be nice. You tell you you continue to raise
your voice at me. Now you're using for fanity. At me,
y'a is going to jamake a queen.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
Listen to me. It was your job to take care
of transportation for us to get from the US to Cherills,
from Olcherills to my Tigo bank. How are I supposed
to handle happened? You were supposed to handle.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
It and handle it. Your man said you guys were
going to Jamaica queen, and that's what I took for
now maybe I.

Speaker 8 (18:51):
Said Jamaica queens. We were very clear, and I know
kid was very clear. I'm being very clear by now.
If you just listen to me, you have one job.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
How you screw that up?

Speaker 8 (19:01):
I do not know, but I need you to make
it happen.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
You're going to happen.

Speaker 9 (19:05):
You're going to at your make a queen. Maybe you
are his queen and he's taking you to jamakeup, but
that's not how he said it.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
Listen you, super I'm not getting married in New York.
Do you understand me? Don't mention your New York one
more time in this conversation. I do not mention New York.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
Why I'm not going to mention New York when that
is the actual ticket I have you scheduled for because.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
You screw that up and you can ready to correct it.
Get on the computer and correct it.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Figure it out.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
Your job is listen to me. Your job is from
o your reels to my Tigo bay. Focus on that,
work it out, make it happen.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Man.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
with you, Okay.

Speaker 8 (19:43):
I need you, first of all, to stop yelling at me.
What the kind of customer service do you keep on?

Speaker 13 (19:47):
Think this is?

Speaker 8 (19:48):
I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody
else on the phone if you cannot help me. Now,
what I need you to do is figure out how
you gonna get me from OATR reels to my Tigo Bay.
And I'm not he had another boat. Don't bring up boats,
don't bring up New York. I need you to work
it out. Don't tell me where I'm going to spend
my honeymoon.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
To spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queen's New York.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
Your fiance made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for
the mistake, and I don't have to put you off.

Speaker 8 (20:21):
Don't get talked. Do you hear me? Are you listening
to me?

Speaker 9 (20:25):
I can't work it out I've already told you there's
nothing about it. Can you get through any ody? Head?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
But did you call me? Idiot?

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Look? I need you to get somebody else on this phone.
I promise you I'm about to reach through this phone
and snatch you up by your neck. Who are you
talking to me like this?

Speaker 9 (20:44):
This is the Colon Service. You can't when you make
mistakes and don't know what the hell you want to go.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Make's a mistake and we know exactly where we want
to go.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
And you are not.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
Listening to me, Jeria to Mantilla Bay. Do you understand?

Speaker 9 (20:56):
You understand? Here's something I need you to understand. Are
you listening?

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Yes, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got franked by your girlfriend, Cindy, who is
your matron of honor.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
God, this is not funny.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
This is not funny. Oh my my hands are shaking.
Oh my god, you don't know. I'm I'm gonna found you.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kick.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Coming up nast and has asked the clo Our Chief
love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning show. Hey is
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(22:15):
Ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve, are we ready
for your love questions? And this one is from Corey
in Orlando. Corey writes him thirty three and my older
brother is thirty seven. He's coming to town for the
holidays and he wants to bring female that's not his girlfriend.
I told my parents that they shouldn't allow him to

(22:35):
do it, but my dad said it's fine. His girlfriend
stuck by his side while he was in law school
and helped him out financially. Now that he's passed the bar,
he's parading around this little white attorney he works with.
Should I confront him? Or avoid family time with him.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Wow, well bruh oh.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
That's you know.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Look man, your brother gets to make the decisions for
his life what he want to make. He's bringing somebody
else at dinner and it ain't his girlfriend who now.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
I mean, I mean, okay, sureley, did they say this
was for Christmas?

Speaker 12 (23:19):
For the holidays?

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (23:20):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
So now let me ask you a question.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
How do you leave your girlfriend at home for the
holidays and bring another girl? Have you ever thought, younger brother,
that the girlfriend ain't in the picture? No more?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Could that be?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Because when you ain't coming around for the holidays and
you bringing one over for the holidays, that's a change.
You got another problem cause the girl white, that's what
because you wrote that in the letter. Yeah, that's what's
really wrong. And the sister helped him out. But that
don't mean you got you get that. That doesn't mean

(23:56):
that don't mean you're gonna make the whole cut, you know.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Now I know he'd be out got Well, that's the
one that stuck with you.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
That ain't the one you like. Now the problem is
he bringing his white girl over. You got a problem.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
You to know your parents not to let him do that.
He thirty seven.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Your daddy has said, let him do what he want
to do, and brouh, it's your brother's business.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Now I would avoid Yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
He heard the song and he's having it. Obviously been
dreaming about it, just like the song.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
So now welcome. You know you saw the movie. Guess
who's coming to dinner? Well?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Ta want confront his brother or avoid family?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Ain't non confront your brother about what? That's your brother,
business man? You bring who you want open for holidays?
Quit tripping? He your brother?

Speaker 13 (24:56):
All right?

Speaker 12 (24:57):
Moving on?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Desan little Rock says, I listened to you guys online
and you have said that men and women cannot be
best friends unless sex is involved. I want clarification because.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I've had not what I said, Go ahead, I've.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Had a male best friend for almost ten years, and
now that he is divorced, he wants to stay overnight
at my house on the weekends. I am not attracted
to him at all. Do you think he's trying to
sleep with me?

Speaker 15 (25:24):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
What you think?

Speaker 7 (25:28):
What?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (25:29):
What'd you why?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
He asked to spend a night at your house?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Ok?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
His hotels? He could stay in his house. Now what
I did not say is you can't be best friends
without sex involved.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I said it is hard for a man to be
best friends with the woman he's attracted to. Thus, this
man is attracted to you, and now that he got
a divorced, he don't want to be your friend no more.
He want to sleep with you, want to slumber part
yeah at all? Okay, then now we have a problem.

(26:07):
But I told you how men are. I didn't tell
you how women are. I said, if a man is
attracted to you, he will lay and wait till there's
a crack in the door. He got a divorce, he
thinks that's the crack in the door, and now all
of a sudden, y'all friendship, he won't sleep with you
now here. That's what I said, and what I stand

(26:29):
by what I say, And all these men out here,
no man, I have very attractive women that I'm not.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oh yeah, but you would if you could.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
So now listen in that conversation. Next question, Shirley, all right,
I said that I know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Money in Greenville says my mother and I have dated
the same man in the past, and now he's married
to a lady we go to church with.

Speaker 12 (26:55):
I don't talk to.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
My mother anymore, and I don't fool with this woman.
I want to know why he felt needs cheat on
me with my mom and then this older lady at
the church. I could see if it was a sugar
mama situation, but it wasn't. Why did he feel like
she should be a better wife than me?

Speaker 12 (27:11):
It's eating at me?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
So how do I get closure?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Wow, you're not gonna get no closure from him. You
need closure with yourself. You and your mama dating a
man with hoish tendencies. A man with holish tendencies has
dated you, your mama and now another woman at the church.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (27:30):
You need closure home? Y'all?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Was all attracted to a wish man, not a man
that took his act somewhere else. He don't want you,
and why would you want him? He then slept with
your mama and the other woman at the church. And
I can promise you it's some more.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
He's married at the church. It's okay, it's some more.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
You pull off a stunt like this, it's because you
good at it.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
It's some more. Why am I not good enough?

Speaker 7 (28:01):
You?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
You dodged a bullet.

Speaker 12 (28:04):
Yeah, be grateful.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Man, get out, lady, come on, give yourself break.

Speaker 15 (28:10):
You have your closure.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
He's married?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
What church?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Y'all go to.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Man? Great, anybody to the passes office about this?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
What's happening? He ain't nobody pulled into the office about
this one. Right here, y'alln't had no church counseling. Is
just popping off passages. Man him how many times he's
married him? All right, let's go all right.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Jeanette in Michigan says, I'm fifty seven years young and
I have a weight loss surgery and I got a
nose job. I was dating a man that didn't mind
my weight and said he loved my big old nose.
Now that I've healed a bit, I tried to rekindle
the flame with him, but he said he's only attracted
to big girls. I've done online dating and I had
a blind date. But nobody turns me on like my X.

(29:00):
If it's real love, Why does size matter? Is he
making up excuses because he's moved on?

Speaker 10 (29:07):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
He making up excuses because he liked what he liked.
He like him thick you the lost weight, He like thick,
big nose women wide No Now you the last weight
and got your nose cut down. Now he done went
from Dayton Nail Carter to Michael Jackson. He don't want that,

(29:31):
and she put that nose back on the old that time.
You know how they put the makeup on your nose
to make it look thinner. Yeah, you probably widening that
brushstroke out a little bit trying to make your nose
look wider.

Speaker 12 (29:49):
We'll just forget about him. But as long as you
feel good about yourself, all.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Right, thank you, Closter, Steve Martin Martin's show Man. Everything
you're going through is God preparing you for something you
ask for. But he gotta get you, right. You got
lessons you got to learn. It's character you have to mold,
and you got to go through things to have strength.
You got to go through things to build character because

(30:16):
what you're asking God for, he already knows what you
need in order to sustain when you get there. So
you got to learn all the lessons. And every time
you fail, quit looking at it as a failure. Steve
Harvey Show coming up right after you're.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, all of us here
at the Steve Harvey Morning Show, we can hardly wait
till till Christmas. Most of us write except for you
know who bitter Man slash the Grinch.

Speaker 12 (30:49):
We call him the Grinch around Christmas.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
J Anthony Brown Steve is here your friend.

Speaker 15 (30:54):
Now.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
This is his segment.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
He's calling it Evil Things to Do for Chris Smiths.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Because I don't know why I have been dubbed the
evilest one on this show because I'm not.

Speaker 16 (31:07):
On this Well, you you the only one here. You
are not the evilist. You we didn't have evil to.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, you brought evil in.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
These are evil things to do over the holidays, by
your Tuli James around number one, Get yourself a launch
here and go to one of those stores, electronic stores,
and just sit outside and watch people try to put
a big TV and little.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
That's so much fun. Bring a lunch, just bring won't
make you.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Yeah, the best part went of the guy who works
at his sirn gotta go back inside you That that
is different.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
What evil things to do for the holidays?

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Load up four or five baskets load of man gonna
shot and just walk out and leave them because you
know somebody gonna put that stuff back out.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Leave it at the store.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
You're not buying any of it.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh, this is a real good one. Come out of
the store, go to.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Your car, back out, pull back in, back out, pull
back in, and then then get out.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Go in and then come back out, back out, pull
back in.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Get your friends.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
They got a parking space.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh my god, just to look on not leaving.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Out there.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
There's another one. This is so much fun.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Put all your trash in a big box, wrap it
up in Christmas paper, put a bow on it, go
to the mall, set it on the hood of your car,
and just watch people stealing it is so much.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
To see them drive around like, oh, there's a box
on the car, get it, get it. That's a good one. Yeah, him,
get on the elevator.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Wait, you see somebody with a whole lot of packages,
and hurry up.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Come on, I got it.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I'm holding elevator.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
From I got it.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
And when they get there, you let that dough close
right in nature. Then you got to yell out.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
I tried.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I tried the hole, right, do I do? I do
that a lot?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
J on the elevator. I don't ride with nobody. I
try to act like I'm trying to Sorry.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Sorry, here's another one, get in line in the Santa Claus,
sit on Sanda lamp and.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Hold up the line.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Just pull out a long list, just till the kids
get irritated to way they start crying, and then.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
I'm way hard.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
I don't want to get a new house. Just as
long as you can talk the Santa, the better.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Get you a stuff. This is a good one.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
This is go ahead, get you a stuffed Santa Claus
tied to the hood of your car, and then drive
around like you hit Santa Claus.

Speaker 10 (34:34):
That's evil.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
And one of them inflatable Santa Claus and tied to
the hood and drive by school.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Kids?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
This is a real den. It's kind of tricky.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
What is What are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Little things to do over the holidays?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Candy Brown, find your ex girlfriend right on the back
of her car.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Merry Christmas, co hope, here's the kitchen he used to catch?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
What the catch?

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Two of the whole hoes had been written by paint
that will wash off when it rained.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
So in the back of the car, just say, man, Christmas.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
Ho.

Speaker 12 (35:21):
You're wrong for that one.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Come up and last, but not leave.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
You know these people associated you gotta go to a
Quansa party. Uh huh, dressed like Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh my, they gonna lose?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Are they gonna take mine? Real?

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Me?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I got a cousin man who celebrates Kwans do not.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
They did not play seriously, Man, I gotta I gotta family. Remember,
do that too, man, And what you know, I've been
trying to be respectful of him, I said, But dog,
I can't.

Speaker 17 (36:06):
Hey, man, why don't you get back to your African groups?
I said, Bro, I'm in touch with my Actually, Chris,
I do like Christmas. Yeah, you don't even understand what
Christmas is. I might not, but I shure don't understand
what quans It is.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
So listen me and you, I said, but just understand, dog,
my whole life I grew up with Christmas.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I just under like it. I ain't finished. Stop. Yeah,
and when you should stop, every black person should stop. No, Dog,
that's a hard seal.

Speaker 11 (36:36):
I can't celebrate a holiday the same age as me.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Christmas way older than me.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
And Kwan have both got his.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
How long is kwans is it? It's a certain amount
of days.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Say yeah, it's cool for the people that do it, man,
But they be on such an angle.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Man for you not joining in well, for those of
you who celebrate Kwansa, Happy Kwansay. For those of you, yeah,
celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas, and.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
For everybody to celebrate Happy Honkah, just happy holiday. Yeah
yeah to everybody out there.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Do you and I do want to see Santa Claus
go to this, to this kwans A party.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 13 (37:28):
Hey, it's Tommy and this season. Fill your home with
more than decorations. Fill it with festive playlists, nosalogic films
and classic games that.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
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Speaker 13 (37:37):
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Speaker 3 (37:55):
Once again, that's Sonos dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
It is time now for around it.

Speaker 12 (38:00):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Would you rather be Sanna in the Christmas Musical? Or
would you rather be the elf or an elf? Which one?

Speaker 15 (38:10):
I know, Tommy, I know, I know so repetitious.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
I'm gonna step aside on this and play out.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Well, no, no, Santa or an elf? That's it? Which one.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
We already know?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I can't be there. You could be they got some
big health you could.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I know him.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Let's just leave us with alone.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
YEA was simply the what why would you want to
be a shoticize? I just understand that. Let's just leave
you that next warship?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
All right?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Would you rather have three cars that are nice or
one high end luxury car?

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Three?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Really?

Speaker 7 (39:19):
Like?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
What three cars that are nice?

Speaker 15 (39:22):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Okay? Give me an example, like three nice cars would.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Be what call it a Lamborghini, Ferrari, Bugatti. Do you understand?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Do you understand the question?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yes, a very nice cars?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
No, or one high end luxury car.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
So if you got a Lamborghini or Baghetti and Ferra,
then what is your luxury coffee?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
A nice car is like a Lexus or you know.

Speaker 14 (40:00):
Okay, so something like that, something like that, Okay, all
rolls roys, Yeah, well that's luxury.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
So I'm just saying so if you want, like you
want to range Rover, No, that's electrical that you want
to Prius?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
You want to Kia okay till we need God?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah, or you get rolls Roy.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Three.

Speaker 12 (40:26):
Three of those are one rolls.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
I'd love to see you in the prius s though.
You make good money to see that.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
All Right, man, I'm gonna do that when I get
back home. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go on
a regular tour and just take pictures.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
A bunch of regular driver. You have to drive it yourself.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Pull at the light. I'm gonna pull out the light
and speak to people.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
He's just falling off, all right, would you? Oh shoot,
I didn't get to this one. All right, that's today's roundup,
would you rather? Good morning?

Speaker 6 (41:09):
This is your girl, Carla Ferrell. This is the season forgiving,
sharing and celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ. Merry Christmas from all of us here at
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (41:20):

Speaker 11 (41:28):
Okay, Timmy, okay, what's on your mind today? What are
you thinking that?

Speaker 7 (41:33):
You know what?

Speaker 13 (41:33):
I rarely buy anybody from the radio show, you know
this radio family. I rarely buy you all anything for Christmas?
So this, you know, I thought about it. I said,
you know what, I'm gonna buy unk some you know
somebody's got everything.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
What can I get in?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
You know, maybe I get you on your something, you know,
some for the fellas, So y'all, y'all let me know.

Speaker 13 (41:55):
So I looked high and low trying to figure out
what I want to get y'all, and and I wanted
to get you something that you never had before.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
So they just are now coming out.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I'm not buying on fence, John done to tell you, boy, Yeah,
that's a hard quit asking about this fence.

Speaker 13 (42:16):
So I thought, I thought about a long long time.
I really, and y'all tell me what y'all think they
got now. I just came out. I don't know how much.
Its cause pretty luche ripping money, but they got female robots,
and I wanted to get y'all one. Now you can
program and have whatever you want. So I wanted to

(42:36):
make sure before I go out and buy y'all a
robot a piece, how you want to program? What what
you wanted to do, so I can make sure I
get you something special, something different, and you'll ride a robot.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
And gonna bring in my house. You get a program,
do everything Margie tell it to do, because it can't
be nothing in here listening to me, that's female. So
I'm just letting you know that right now. But you're
not finna do was in my marriage?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Yeah? What you're finnah do.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Not?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
These robots they look like real authentic dog they look
like real people.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
It's yeah, hell no, it's one of them.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Hell so you're gonna buy your uncle and Junior a robot?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, Now Junior, what would you like your robot to do?

Speaker 11 (43:25):
Can't they build a fence?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Man?

Speaker 7 (43:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
You know he Junior man, you real hard to talk
to you mans for a fence and election in your neighborhood.
Won't you do a go fund you or something?

Speaker 7 (43:42):
Man?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Don't you a home like you don't have the money
by yourself?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
And what you buy the house? Fault?

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (43:53):
Clearly I need somewhere to stay.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
But you you ain't think the way you need to
stay and needed a fence?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
They say houses with fences.

Speaker 11 (44:00):
Oh oh okay, I ain't think that far You want
me to think that far ahead.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I ain't think anymore. No, obviously not. Now why would
you think that far ahead?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Why would you exactly?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Why would I?

Speaker 7 (44:11):
So?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Okay, so Junior wants a fence. He doesn't want the robots.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
So yeah, I don't want this robot. I'm not buying
no fens. Call Christ Tommy.

Speaker 13 (44:22):
You know what here I'm gonna get you man, I'm
gonna get you some of the yellow police tape. And
you just stretched around there on your boundary. How about
that crime scene tape.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yeah, that's a start, that's a fence because everybody's scared
to cross that, so we couldn't.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
And what they did over there? Wonder what happened down
there to do? Yeah? He ain't nobody going over there.

Speaker 11 (44:51):
Matter fact, I'm having a holiday party, Uncle Steve and
Tommy y'all need it.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
And car y'all can come to the holiday party.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
I'm having.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
The holidays. Bet the holiday party better not be in
the backyard.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Can you mess around? Be over any of the other
people's Hey, are you gonna come? Are you'all gonna come? Please?

Speaker 7 (45:12):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yes, I ain't coming to your house? What bring something?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
What you always bring something to the person that the
host of the party.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
What you do that though?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Not to come over your house and bring nothing? You
can't have O can't afford to have me over there?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Don't have care? No, I got to bring my own
plate of food. And all this. That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
You gotta bring your own fish.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
He so, Judie, if you got somebody gonna cook, what
I'm asking a chef, what do you want us to bring?
If you got chef named Tony, he just cooked.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
He just throw stuff together.

Speaker 10 (45:54):
He took it.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Though, I'm not driving over your house for no, forget it.

Speaker 11 (46:02):
Will please come on?

Speaker 10 (46:03):
Please?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Can I tell everybody I know you the specialty hell sandwiches.

Speaker 13 (46:08):
We might well go to Mississippi Monica House for some camfie.
She knows how to try to cap I.

Speaker 11 (46:12):
Know, go coming at forty three minutes after the hour,
it's the prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after,
it's my Strawberry letter for today.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
The subject is.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Trapped under his bed.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Girl, I've been there, though I'm talking about it.

Speaker 13 (46:40):
I didn't been there about Oh, I didn't done about
two and a half.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Hours under the beach. Oh my gosh, I didn't done
about two and a half out.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Into the strawberry letter.

Speaker 12 (46:50):
Uh, just a little bit right now, longer.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Than that day long, all night.

Speaker 16 (46:57):
Yes, when you come back.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Who is this snooring? I can't hear somebody's snowing?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
But but me and you?

Speaker 3 (47:08):
What is dad?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
All right?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Right now?

Speaker 12 (47:12):
The nephew is here with today's bring phone call? What
you got for his nap?

Speaker 13 (47:16):
Getting count of rough up in here on this one, Sharon,
that's right here on the Yeah, that's gonna be tight
right here. You sent my wife pictures? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I seen, I seen you sent my wife pitches.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Uh yeah, uh.

Speaker 13 (47:34):
We gonna get to the bottom of this yere cat
dog if you would you sent my wife pictures.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Let's go.

Speaker 13 (47:42):
MAT's speak of trouble. Hey man, you've been sending pictures
of are your stomach to my wife?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Phone?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (47:50):
Man?

Speaker 13 (47:50):
Have you been sending pictures of your muscles on your
stomach to my wife?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Phone?

Speaker 13 (47:57):
This fish right here is who? This fisher man? My
name is Fisher, but they call me fish. What I
want to know from you?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Have you been sending pictures of your stomach to my wife? Phone?

Speaker 8 (48:09):
Man?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I don't know Dad, you're talking about plate boy. Don't
calling me with this about am I If I pictures
ain't none of yours?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
It is my business. That's my wife. Then you say this.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
You doing, You must ain't got you must ain't ripped
up like me or something you worried about it sis
this summer? Hey, man, get you some bitiness. Don't talk.

Speaker 13 (48:31):
I got some business. My business is my wife. Man,
And if you say it, let me tell you something.
I'm gonna tell you right now.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I want to find you.

Speaker 13 (48:40):
If the same muscles that's on her phone is up
underneath your shirt, I'm whooping.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Your I ain't hard to find, play boy, you can
find me. And if I am fitting to your wife,
she must like it. Plate boy, Hey man, he let
me tell you.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
No, you've been disrespectful, is what you're doing. You understand
you've been.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
You've been a little calling me on the phone. Which
you better check somebody else about this here, for I
had your wife rupping on my stomach.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Hey man, who you hey?

Speaker 7 (49:09):
See?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Who you calling up?

Speaker 10 (49:10):
Man?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Who do you think you are?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Who you think you talk? Let me tell you something?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Okay, tell us take time my phone about a picture?
That's who talk to?

Speaker 13 (49:21):
Because them? If I find out them your muscle on.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
My what what?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Obviously you found my phone number, so I guess you
can find me. Oh boy, hey, you know how about
this here?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Where are you?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Let's get'm hey, ask your wife where I'm at?

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Where she at?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
My wife is at work right now, if you think so.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
How you think she got the fish on? Boy?

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Hey man, I tell you what when I find when
I find.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
You the little bit, ask your wife where I'm at. Yeah,
that was the new boy calling me.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
Just open.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Oh it's security. You must not be ripped up like me.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
He man, Hey, hey, hey, I.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Got I've got muscles on my stomach.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
I got right now to get these. Get this stummer
right for your wife.

Speaker 13 (50:06):
Hey man, let me tell you something. Man, that's all right,
that's all right. How about this here? I know who
your wife feels now, that's all right.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I know who she in here too.

Speaker 13 (50:14):
Okay, Well that's all right, and I'll be calling her.
I'm calling her, letting her know what's going on.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Take this out. She liked my stommer too, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
You like that.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
No, No, I'll tell you what. I tell you what.
She gonna like it. When I get to hugle, I'm
gonna let your wife know what's going on around here.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Say man, you don't know nothing about my wife. My
wife and your wife might be rubbing together home white.
You don't know nothing about my business.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Hey, man, you ain't finna be disrespectful to me.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Man, I done told you once come see me.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
On what I will see.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
I already asked you once. Where are you?

Speaker 4 (50:46):
I'm gonna raise up my shirt so you can see
this ripped up six facts that your wife like.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah, all right, okay, okay, it's just a matter of time.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Then you better go check your wife and don't be
calling across man.

Speaker 13 (51:01):
Okay, Well, I tell you what. I'm gonna call a Yanna.
That's that's what I'm going to call a Yana. Baby.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Say what yeah, yeah, and slows you down name. Yeah,
I'm calling your wife.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Call up here. We can get it on the three
ways and then and then I call your wife and
get on my way.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
What I need is tell me whatever you want to
tell me play for. I'm telling you right now, Pump
where you Atwny.

Speaker 8 (51:27):
Fuller going home?

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Boy, that's where I'm at. Now, you got my wife name.
I want to know your name. They call your fish
or chicken or where they call you. You can meet
me wherever you want to on boy, and we can
say this ain't no big steel to me. I deal
with pup like you with every taste.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Okay, okay, not a problem, not a problem. I'll be right.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
How long you gonna be that?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I'm gonna be that to your pump? Get okay, you look.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
I want you to take my name down so you'll
know who you're waiting on.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
You got your h You said your name was kicking
or something.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Do you have a pin?

Speaker 4 (52:01):
I need no pin?

Speaker 7 (52:02):
Punk?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Do you want to know who this is?

Speaker 4 (52:06):
You gonna tell me who you was? Homeboy?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I ain't told you my full name, chump.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
I don't need to know your name. You got my number?
Calling about a chattoo of stomach or something.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
It's muscles, it's muscles of your stomach. On my wife, thump?

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Did you pictures?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
How many sit ups do you be doing?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Did you look at the other pictures?

Speaker 10 (52:31):
What other?

Speaker 13 (52:31):
Well? Okay, hey, hey man, hey man, I'm not finna
be playing with you about my wife.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Man.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
I ain't playable too, I'm play with you.

Speaker 13 (52:37):
Why okay, Okay, I'm gonna tell you something about your wife.
I'm gonna tell you something about your wife.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
That you don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
If I don't know it, don't nobody else know it?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (52:46):
I know it?

Speaker 13 (52:46):
Me and her know it when I just got off
the phone with her. You want to know you want
me tell you what your wife told me?

Speaker 7 (52:52):
What? Man?

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Say what you have to say?

Speaker 13 (52:54):
I'm gonna say this right here. I'm gonna say this punk.
This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your wife or Yanna got me the prank phone? Your
ignorant man?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
How stupid are you? Hello?

Speaker 13 (53:14):
This nephew Tommy man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your wife got me the prank phone call?

Speaker 7 (53:19):
You do you?

Speaker 3 (53:21):
You you are more ignorant than me?

Speaker 7 (53:23):
That help for the.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Way this?

Speaker 13 (53:33):
Yeah, boy, God, hey trouble. I got to ask you
this bag, answer this question for me. What is What
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the lag the only one.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
With nephew to one that imagine? Boy, I'll tell you that.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Oh man, I ain't trail man. You be easy, man,
go light on.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
The yann all right, I'm as we will tell Steve
harm I say what.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Wow Tommy, But let me tell you from the get go,
wasn't no, denied, Just what you want to do?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah, boy, oh man, what your name is? What do
you call it?

Speaker 9 (54:20):
Fish? Chicken?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Man?

Speaker 7 (54:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Tell you he was about it from the get wasn't no, no, man,
I ain't sending nobody nothing.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I don't send nobody. No, y'all said it?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
What about it?

Speaker 7 (54:40):
Tell me?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
You said, man? How many sit ups you be doing?

Speaker 10 (54:47):
Ask your why?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Oh man?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
All right, nephew, coming up next, strawberry that are subject
trapped under his bedy.

Speaker 12 (55:03):
We'll find out what that's all about.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Right after this.

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Speaker 2 (55:38):
Mister Steve Harbin, Martin shaw Man for Sisterdell Abraham and
Solomon Dead Multiple leader byb Lotches stay in the face. Hey, hey, hey,
watch yourself. You just rain the bell. Don't get yourself
back into you. No, you did not, You don't know
and drag um nothing in the Old Testament.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Try to use it as an example.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
You're close to God now you ought to know better.
Your daddy was to preach and everything.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
You can read the.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Tale coming up right.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
After all right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve
Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. That's Steve HARVEYFM

(56:34):
dot com. We could be reading your letter live on
the air, just like we're going to read this one
right here, right now.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
And you never know, could be you never know, could
be you buckle up, hold on tight. We got it
for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
All right, thanking nefew subjects trapped under his bed. This
is crazy, Dear Steve and Shirley. I really need some advice.
I met this man that is ten years older than
I am, and I really like him a lot. He's
still married, but he and his wife are living as
roommates and he does not sleep with her anymore. I

(57:11):
have gone to his house many nights and would leave
before his wife and kids wake up. When he takes
me out, we only go to the casino because I'm
his lucky charm and he always wins big when I'm
with him. I would love to have a nice dinner
with him in town, but he's not that type of man.
The way he talks to me makes me feel like

(57:32):
the luckiest female in the world. He is a passionate
love maker, and he takes his time with attention to
every little detail. He's got me wrapped around his little finger,
and he knows it. I need to know that he
feels the same way about me. I was at his
house one night about two months ago, and his wife

(57:53):
got up in the middle of the night and started
calling his name.

Speaker 12 (57:56):
He told me to get under the bed, and I did.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
She walked in and told him she was having trouble
sleeping and wanted to lay with him for a few minutes.
He told her no because he had an early morning
and he needed his rest. She got in the bed anyway,
and she got on top of him and started kissing him.
She could see he was already in the mood, and
that was for me, not her. I got him in

(58:23):
the mood and she finished the job for me. Soon
after they finished, she fell asleep, so he woke her
up and told her to get out. She laughed and
told him he could never resist her. I got from
under the bed, and he kept on apologizing. I was
a nervous wreck. I had to hear my man being
taken advantage of, and I hated that he could.

Speaker 12 (58:46):
Live with me.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
But he said he is staying there for his kids.
Is he really staying for her?

Speaker 10 (58:53):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Oh, to this, I just say, come on, you cannot
be this slow. You cannot. I mean, you heard it
with your own ears. No matter who initiated it, they're
still having sex. They are still having sex. So yes,
he's staying for her, just like he told you, and
the kids because they're married and that's his family. That's

(59:16):
why he's still there. He's just cheating on them with you.
You're the side piece. He's not your man. He has
a wife who gets in his bed while you have
to hide under the bed. Okay, how does this sound?
You are worried about the wrong things. You're worried about
him taking you to the casino because you're his lucky charm.
You want him to take you to dinner instead, But

(59:38):
you said he's not that type of man. What you
should be worried about is your luck running out and
his wife finding you in her house. You know, on
one of those many many times you said you've been there,
take my advice. Stop being this man's little plaything, because
that's all you are. You got to break it off
with him because he's not going to ever leave his wife,
and you'll be forever on to the bed when she

(01:00:01):
comes in the bedroom. Steve, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
This just flat out ridiculous. This is really really close
to one of the dumbest letters I've had. This lady said,
I really need some advice. I met this man that's
ten years older than I am, and I really like
him a lot. Okay, no problem, he's still married. Okay,

(01:00:32):
here we go, here we go. But he and his
wife are living in his roommate and he does not
sleep with her anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Who told you that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
He told you that, He told you they still live together,
but they not sleeping together anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
I have gone to his house many nights and would
leave before his wife and kids wake up. What wait
a minute, you got to be something's really really you're demented,
something's really really wrong with you. First of all, he

(01:01:09):
told you he's still married, but they don't sleep together.
They're just roommates. And you've been to his house many
nights and would leave before his wife and kids wake up.
So you mean your stupid to lencious man sneak you
in the house like y'all kids do you, and then

(01:01:29):
you get up and leave before the wife and the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Kids wake up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
And then when he takes me out, we only go
to the casino because I'm his lucky charm and he
always wins big when I'm with him. Now, you go
to the casino with a man because he don't have
to be saying he was just with you. Because he
at the casino, you can sit in the chair next
to him. Y'all could be at the table side by side,

(01:01:54):
and he can say, y'all was never together. That's why
you don't go nowhere but the casino. Then you said,
I would love to have a nice dinner with him
in town, but DNC, y'all would be together. So you're
not finna have no dinners with him in town, but
he's not that type of man. The way he talks

(01:02:14):
to me makes me feel like the luckiest female in
the world. Hey, come on over to my house. Everybody's sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I'm gonna do you. But then before they wake up,
I'm gonna needs you to get out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
And then hey, I want you to come down to
the casino with me because you my lucky charm and
I win be but we can't ever be seen nowhere
having no dinner together. And then right after that, you said,
the way he talks to me makes me feel like
the luckiest female in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
You stupid Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Hold on, Hold on all right? Well that part two
of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after
the Our Strawberry Letters subject for today trapped under under
his bed. We'll get back into it right after this.

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Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's very intelligent
strawberry letter.

Speaker 12 (01:03:53):
It's called the subject trapped under his bed.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
This lady mitts married man that ben't told her that
he don't have a relationship with his wife. He just
lived as roommates in the house, and he don't sleep
with her anymore. And so she done decided. She goes
over this man's house many nights and would leave before
his wife and kids wake up. I ain't never seen
I ain't never heard of this before. Then when he

(01:04:18):
takes me out, we only go to the casino because
I'm as lucky charming. He always wins big when I'm
with him. Then, she said, I love to have a
nice dinner with him. That's not gonna happen because then
it look like y'all together. You can go to the
casino and it don't look like y'all together, she said,
But he's not that type of man, meaning you know
what She means by that she would never be seen

(01:04:39):
with me out having dinner. Let people know he's married,
because he not that type of man. Oh, but he
is the type man would bring you over to the
house and screw you while the wife and.

Speaker 16 (01:04:48):
Kids are sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
I'm sorry, I'm just reading how good of a person
this dude really is. But he is that type man.
The way he talks about me feels the luckiest woman
in the female in Well, he's a passionate love maker
and he takes his time with attention to every little detail.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Well, that's caused everybody's sleep. And then.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, that's just cast everybody's sleep when they wake up,
that old attention to detail or gonna go out to
you when matter of fact, they'll bit laid on. In
the letter you finish find out about that. He got
me wrapped around his finger, and he knows it. I
know that he feels the same way about me, and
I need to know. I need to know that he

(01:05:35):
feels the same way about me. I was at his
house one night about two months ago, and his wife
got up in the middle of the night and started
calling his name. He told me to get under the
bed and I did what you know what, you asked

(01:06:01):
me to go stand in the closet. You can try
to hide me behind them drapes. But what I'm not
finna do is get up under this bed and get
shot at the top of my head. That ain't what
I'm finna do. So anyway, he told me to get
under the bed, and I did. She walked in and
told him she was having trouble sleeping and wanted to

(01:06:22):
lay with him for a few minutes. He told her no,
because he got an early morning and he needed his rest.
She got into bed anyway, you know how, because that's
her house and it's her husband. She got into bed anyway,
and she got on top of him and started kissing him.

(01:06:43):
She could see he was already in the mood. And
that was for me, not hurt Lady Lady six. It's
her husband, she is his wife. You in her house
and now you under her bed.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Child, I can why did you write us.

Speaker 12 (01:07:13):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
So I got him in the mood and she could
see he was already mood. That was for me, not her.
I get him. I got him in the mood, and
she finished a job for me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Soon after they finished, she fell asleep, so he woke
up and told her to get out. She laughed and
told him he could never resist her. You know what,
because she's proven it before. That ain't the first time
she'd have been in the room, and that ain't the
first time that didn't happen. Man, Okay, She laughed and

(01:07:47):
told him he could never resist her. I got from
under the bed. This is so stupid. I got from
under the bed. And he kept on apologizing. He keep
on doing a lot of stuff, cause when the wife
got on top of him, he kept on doing that too.
And when she started kissing, he kept on doing that,

(01:08:09):
and he kept on apologizing. I was a nervous wreck.
You better what I had to hear my man being
taken advantage of Wait a minue, hold up, this is me, lady.
I don't know how you if you understand how sex
really working, you you can't take advantage of man. A

(01:08:31):
man has to be in a certain shall we say,
frame of mind.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
I'm on now in order to.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Right but he see it don't just happen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
He had to get ready for that, and you got
him ready, yes you did, And then she finished the job.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
What should.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
We really really don't talk to under the bed people.
We really don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
And lately I don't know if you understand the position
you are currently in. I would think that when he
forced you to get under the bed and you had
to listen to them have sex, that you would know
that you ain't the most important woman in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Okay, I thought that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
You might know that he got you hid and tucked away.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Literally Now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
He could live with me. But he said he's staying
there for the kids. Is he really staying for her?
Listen to me. If he showed you who he was
staying for.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
The kids didn't come in there and climb in the
bed and say they couldn't get no sleep.

Speaker 8 (01:09:51):
She did.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
He ain't staying there for the kids.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
The kids sleep all night long.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
By the fact they don't get up to go to
the bathroom, they.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Being the bad and give him out from under that bed,
all right? Poster comments Thank you Steve on Today's Strawberry
Letter and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check
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Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
It is time to play a quick round of who
on the show. This is where I ask you guys
a series of questions, and the answer is someone on
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we'll see who
on the show is most likely to throw a fit
during a game of Monopoly.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Tommy, Thankmmy, Tommy, Steve wove Steve. I ain't gonna throw
no figure. I'm a cheat. I'm gonna have your money.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
You cheat, Yeah, I ain't gonna have that. I ain't
gonna have to throw you. Turn your face on me.
If you want to your bank be gone. I take money.
I overpay myself. Lord, don't let me be the banker
because oh dog, I licked my fingers. I take two
to five hundreds out. Yeah, my bank be na.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Who on the show most likely to go vegan and
give up? Who on the show is most likely to
go vegan and give up?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Monica caller Monica and Carler, we ain't leaving this meat?

Speaker 12 (01:11:44):
Who on the show is most likely to have sex outside.

Speaker 13 (01:11:49):
Yeah day, I'm talking about going out there this evening.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Who on the show is most likely to get a
tattoo while drunk?

Speaker 13 (01:12:05):
Mm hmmm, I can't get it while you're drunk, now,
that's the last things to most people do that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Well, I ain't never been drunk, so once again, Tommy,
don't drink no more, y'all. My nephew really changed his
life a lot. He don't drink no more, but he
got tattooed though.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Sleeve.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
I ain't want to drunk. All got a tattoo?

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
We want the show is most likely to help you
get over a breakup. That's hanging their dog, cry.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Work hard love. I tried to tell you not to
be with it the first place.

Speaker 12 (01:12:58):
You Who on the show is most likely to get
caught cheating?

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Mmmm, well, well that's a horrible because Monica my.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Blame it on the single person.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Manaha.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
I'm just gonna say I've probably done it most of
it than anybody. But the most likely to get busty
would be Junior. If he ever did it, he'd be
in there talking and saying the wrong stuff, so I
think he would be the most likely.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
That's who on the show. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, this is from TC
from North Carolina. TC says, I am an events planner.
I have collected a lot of free gifts trade shows
that I've attended, and from swag bags at events. This
stuff is sitting in my garage and it's great stuff.

(01:14:08):
But I don't need it. It's too good to throw
away or donate to goodwill. So I want to regive
them to my family, friends and co workers. What's the
rule if I do? Do I tell them it's something
I got and they'll need or yall? Don't say anything?

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Fail, no, spit my heart earned money? Thought about you?
What mine?

Speaker 12 (01:14:28):
That's what you say when you give it to them, that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
You earned everything in the garage him, I gave you nothing. Hell,
I ain't telling nobody look.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
What I got.

Speaker 10 (01:14:40):
Oh, this is nice.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Thank you, Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
You're welcome.

Speaker 12 (01:14:49):
So you're not saying anything?

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:14:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:14:55):
Especially if this stuff is nice, why not.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Well have you?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:15:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:15:01):
You can regive gift cards, right like somebody give you
a gift card.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
You can just keep the past.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
That ain't nothing wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
With that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Oh yeah, that looked real good going up there with
the little timmy on the back of your car.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
But if you don't, yeah, you already wrote the names. Yeah,
it was to and from.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Yeah, I don't know nobody giving away, no gift card.
What do you mean.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
I ain't. I ain't never seen nobody regift money.

Speaker 14 (01:15:30):
Oh and that's not a bad gift because you could
use it, right, gift card?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Yeah, people give me stuff all the time. I ain't
carrying this stuff nowhere here.

Speaker 15 (01:15:40):
You can have it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Have you done it here?

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:15:44):
Yeah, you know, people come by to a party or
something they bring oh nasty, raggedy bottle of wine. You
just okay, we're gonna get We're gonna take that to
the next house we can go to. We're gonna keep
this moving.

Speaker 12 (01:15:57):
What about you, Junior?

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Wait a minute, back up. I've been to this house
several times.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
And yeah, well yeah, well you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Know somebody else got it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Yeah, well you know it's a possibility. You know what,
just seve dollars for the last bottle of wine.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
I get the miles this, thank.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
You, thank you for him.

Speaker 12 (01:16:26):
So what about you, Junior?

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Have you regifted No?

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:16:30):
I don't even go back gifts when I come to
your party, I just said, I am the gift here.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
I'm here.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
That's to a party empty handed. You're supposed to bring
the whole stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
They didn't put that on the invitation. They did come
at five thirty. I'm here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
They told me.

Speaker 12 (01:16:49):
They should have said bring gifts.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Please said, I know, good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Here what I ain't bringing nothing to your house. If
I come to your part, all these pictures I'm gonna
have to take.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Yeah, like you are the gifts.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Yeah, man, it's like it's a whole other thing for me.

Speaker 7 (01:17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:10):
When are you going to have another Christmas party for us?
For your staff?

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
At least we come on.

Speaker 13 (01:17:16):
We've done that since New York. And when we did,
Daddy put our about two hours in in the middle. Well,
you know, we could do a zoom party, but we.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
You know, covidoom. Yeah, y'all want to do it because
we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
We can't handle we have an in person Christmas party.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
It calls the COVID.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
That's what he's saying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Gives this year? Do we get gifts?

Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
What you get us?

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
What you get us for Christmas this year?

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Christmas bonuses?

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Anything really really asking that question.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Yeah, Christmas bonus.

Speaker 12 (01:17:54):
Yeah, you're mad because you didn't ask it first, because normally.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
I'm not bad. No, No, that's cool to ask.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
Why are you looking at your phone when we're asking
you about our Christmas bonuses?

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
I might as well?

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Why that's all right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
You know you ain't getting nothing, you know, covid, covid, covid. Yeah,
gifts this year. Radio was struggled this year, past year.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 12 (01:18:26):
Show right after this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
What's good is Chris Brownan.

Speaker 11 (01:18:29):
I want to just say happy holidays from my family
to yours and Steve Harvey want to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Show you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys,
we know that it's the most wonderful time of the year.
As the song says, or isn't what? What do you
really dislike about this time of year?

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Gifts?

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
I hate?

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Maybe it's not the gifts, it's the mall.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
The mall you hate gifts the mall, it's all the
shop going into.

Speaker 12 (01:19:01):
You don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
It's too crowded, it's dangerous, it's crowded.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
You gotta be alert on everything.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
It's just a lot of going.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
It's in your car.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:19:13):
Then when Amazon come, you got to wait on your package.
They're gonna steal let off the front stuff. You got
to stand outside the porch pirates.

Speaker 12 (01:19:22):
Yeah, I mean, we definitely live in a different world.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Now, that's not my problem.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
What's your problem?

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Driveway courier.

Speaker 11 (01:19:30):
I'm pushing so many wheelchairs up on Christmas Day that
all these old people come.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I got to go out here and get them up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
To the driveway.

Speaker 11 (01:19:38):
Wheelchair couriers, Junior, go out there and get your benny.

Speaker 18 (01:19:42):
God, that driveway. I can't keep calling out here. That's
my problem.

Speaker 11 (01:19:53):
All at you gotta put up the driveway, give the garage.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
They got to stay. Go back down there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Get uncle June.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Is he coming?

Speaker 10 (01:20:03):
Eat?

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Didn't mail mail?

Speaker 11 (01:20:05):
And on a k I gotta hold him by his
should master hope me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
I'm family, all right, Julie. Well, happy holidays everybody.

Speaker 12 (01:20:15):
I'm calling up him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Thirty three minutes after tears, We're.

Speaker 12 (01:20:17):
Going to play around.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
It's the most wonderful and stressful time of year. From
Airport trips to noisy malls. This is when your family
can drive you crazy, but you don't have to go
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it would you rather? Would you rather be Sanna in

(01:21:03):
the Christmas Musical? Or would you rather be the elf
or an elf?

Speaker 15 (01:21:09):
Which one? I know, Tommy, I know, I know so repetitious.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
I'm gonna step aside on this.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Well, no, no Santa or an Elf? That's it?

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Tom we already know. I can't be there. You could
be they got some big.

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
I know him.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Let's just leave us with alone. YEA was simply that, what.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Why would you want to be a short size?

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
I just you understand that. Let's just leave you that
next war.

Speaker 10 (01:22:08):
Shore all right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Have would you rather have three cars that are nice
or one high end luxury car?

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
For real?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Really?

Speaker 7 (01:22:20):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
What three cars that are nice?

Speaker 15 (01:22:23):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Okay? Give me an example, like three nice cars.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Called a Lamborghini, Ferrari, Bugatti. Do you understand.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Surely do you understand the question?

Speaker 10 (01:22:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Very nice cars?

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Or one high end luxury car.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
So if you got a Lamborghini or Baghetti and Ferra,
then what is your luxury coffee?

Speaker 15 (01:22:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
A nice car is like a Lexus or you know.

Speaker 14 (01:23:01):
Okay, so something like that, something like that, Okay, all
a Rolls Roy Yeah, well that's luxury.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Yeah. So I'm just saying, so if you want, like
you want to Range Rover, No, that's a luxury car.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
You want to Prius, You want to Kia okay, we
need to god yeah yeah, or you get Rolls Roy.

Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
Three three of those are one rolls.

Speaker 13 (01:23:29):
I'd love to see you in the Prius though.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Money to see that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
All right, man, I'm gonna do that when I get
back home. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go on
a regular tour and just take pictures a bunch of regular.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Have a driver.

Speaker 12 (01:23:47):
You have to drive it yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
At the light, I'm gonna put out the light and
speak to people.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
He's just falling off, all right, would you? Oh shoot,
I didn't get to this one. All right, that's today's
round of would you rather? Coming up at forty nine
minutes after. Steve will close out the show right after this,
Good morning everyone to show on to Adams. Have a

(01:24:17):
happy and safe holiday season. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You're listening to the Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
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