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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what y'all don't
know y'all at all at all, So.
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Don't given them.
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Bu bussy.
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Steve Yeah, listening to.
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Joy Yah.
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Joy, you know.
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You love you know.
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You gotta turn you to turn them out.
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Turn You probably got to turn them.
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Out to turn them out.
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Turn a wad of the money. Joo.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come on, you're think, I sure will? Good morning everybody.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You're listening to the voice, Come on digging now?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What it only?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Steve Harvey got a radio show today. It's real simple
for everybody that's trying to become successful on any level,
in any arena, any genre. I don't care what it is.
If you're trying to be successful, this message is for you.
Let me help you understand something real clear. You ain't
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gonna make it the way you want to, and you're
not going to make it to the heights that's fully
out there and available for you without God. And I'm
just keep it real simple and clean for you today.
You're not going to make it the way you want to,
and you're not going to get to the heights that's
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available to you without God. You have to get this
through your head. You can try it if you want to,
because I did. I'm here to tell you I am
talking purely from experience.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Here you can.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Try it without God, and you can see how far
you can get. Will you have some measures of success?
Of course you will. Will it feel like days like
you might make it? Of course you will. But let
me ask you a question, though. What you're gonna do
about them days when you feel like you ain't gonna
make it. When you're gonna do about them days where
it feel like there are no answers to your questions.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
What you're gonna do about them days?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
What you're gonna do about them days when everybody laughing
that you turn it against you. What you're gonna do
about them, days when you just don't see no way
through it? What you're gonna do about them days? I
got the sunshine, you know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends?
When it's sunny outside. You want some friends, hit the lotto,
you wanna get rid of them friends, go ask for
some help.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Man.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
I'm talking about man. They scatter like roaches when lights
come on. I'm trying to tell you. So, now here
we go again, and you can do this without God now,
because I've done it and you can have yourself some
measure success. Let me even hip you to a little
bit closer, though, Let me tell you why you are
doing it without God and having some measure of success.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Can I tell you why?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Because of God's grace and mercy to us, because of
his grace and mercy trying to keep us in spite
of ourself, for the real mission that He really got
for us. See that's the truth of the matter now,
now what we're talking about, NASTI see. So yeah, yeah
you can do it without God, and you can have
some measure of success without God, and yeah, yeah you
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got your little degree and everything, or yeah you completed
the program God, all that, YadA, YadA YadA.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But don't you know something.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
It's because of God's grace and mercy that he helps
us anyway, well even when we ain't asking for help,
when he bails us out anyway, when we ain't even
ask him to be bailed out. You know why, because
He love us that much that he would allow us
to exist until we get our mind together where he
could take us away, really trying to take us.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Let's get this real straight.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
And today you can do this without God if you
want to But I am telling you to get to
where you really want to be and to be all
that God has for you. You got to have God.
That is no ifs ads, but about it. And let
me tell you this here. I don't really care what
nobody then told you. Are you listening to me? I
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don't care what they say. Don't get this thing twisted.
They got these people out here talking about they illuminaties
and all. Listen, man, don't listen to me. Don't get
caught in this mess. Don't get caught in no foolishness.
You were created by God. God created you and your soul.
We were all created in His image, all of us.
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Don't get to talking about you.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Finish. Cut a deal with the devil in all you
ain't cutting no deal with nobody.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Man.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
The devil don't do deals. He one sided. I'm taking
you to hell. You going to hell, You're burning hell.
That's his deal. I want your soul. I want you
to lose hope. I want you to take your life.
I want you to take some other people's lives. I
want you to feel hopeless. I want you to realize
that it ain't no God. That's his whole deal, his
whole deal is negative. Oh he can talk you in
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the deal in drugs if you want to. But let
me tell you something about this. I watch these shows
all the time, drug inc And all this here cocaine mafia.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Everybody on now go to jail or get killed.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Our prisons is filled today with our young boys because
they thought they could outslick the system. They thought they
had away, they thought they sitting and been here and
they failed. For the old cliche, man, I gotta do
what I gotta do, I gotta get this money. Well,
the only reason you gotta do what you gotta do
is because, like I say all the time, you didn't
do what you were supposed to do. It is but
because of His grace and mercy that we exist, and
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God is just taking care of you, looking out for you.
Got some angels and camped around you until you get
your mind right so he can get you where you're going.
But now I want you to understand something. There's a
cost and a consequence and a penalty for everything we
do this outside the will of God.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's for all of us.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
All of us have consequences, penalties and everything that we
got to deal with outside of the will of God.
Understand that clearly. Don't get this thing twisted sideways. You
understand me.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You know. I heard a young man tell me one day.
He said, Steve, you know, man, I just don't see
how God looking out for me, if he would allow
all these things to happen to me.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I'm having such a hard time in my life. I
really don't see how there's a God looking out for me.
I looked at a young man. I said, let men
ask you something. Man, you're still breathing. He said, yeah,
I'm standing here talking to you. I said, you're still free.
He said what you mean. I said, you ain't locked up,
are you? He said no, I'm standing here talking to you.
I said, where you get them clothes from?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I bought him.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I said, well you bought them to what I bought
them with money? I said, where you get the money from?
Young Joe.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So I got job, mister Huh, I got job. I said, well,
well where you live though? He said, I got apartment.
I said where you get the apartment from? Mister Harvy,
I'm working. I got an apartment. I got a job.
I said, okay, okay, So now this this God ain't
looking out for you? Think finish, finish telling me what
you're telling me. Well, see, man, I'm having it real
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hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man, are you hungry?
Have you had lunch yet? He's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
already had lunch. Yeh.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I said, oh, okay, okay, so gone finish telling me
about this how God ain't looking out for you?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He said, oh.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
And you know, man, every every time I try to
do something, it seemed like it go wrong for me.
I said, but let look in the man some man,
I said, every time it go wrong for you, I say, somehow.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You survive it.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
He said, yeah, yeah, I survive in some kind of way,
but it's still be all messed up on me. I said,
but but you still got through it though, he said yeah.
I said, okay, man, gone finish telling me how God
ain't looking out for you? And he stopped. He said, hey,
miss Harvey, He said, how come every time I tell
you something that's going wrong, you keep telling me God
looking out for me?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I said, because you're.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Still here, man, I said, see you on understanding, I said,
you see to think that you're supposed to just you're
supposed to skate through life. That is all supposed to
go how you want it, any kind of way, I said, Manjesus,
the test to your faith, I said, God looking out
for you the whole time. I said, every time you
tell me something going wrong, are you seeing to turn
around and tell me how you survived that. You keep
telling me what ain't going right, but you keep telling
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me all these things you have. I said, man, so
what you gotta do is you got to stop looking
at the what you ain't got column and start focusing
on what you do have column. But if you ain't
happy with nothing he'd have done for you, you wanted
to keep piling stuff on. I said, you fail in
the test, young man. The test is are you grateful
for where you are right now? So I could give
you more so we can move forward. He said, oh, man,
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I never even looked at like that. I said, well,
wy don't you take your blessed self on somewhere and
sit down? He said, I think I'm going over here
and let you finish talking. I said, thank you, sir.
Sometimes you just got to look at what you do God, folks,
that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it with
our God, y'all. You got me today, all right, let's
be clear, let's go.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
The time has come to acknowledge the fact that today
is another opportunity, another chance, another gift from God.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Man, what an awesome gift it is.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
I mean to be alive, to be able to be
given the opportunity to get it right again and again
and again and again. I appreciate it. I'm so happy
with the fact that he ain't through with me yet.
I expect great things to happen today. I've got the
right mindset, and so let's get it on.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Steve Harvey, Marty Show, Charlie Strawberry, Colinfrail, Mississippi, Monica Junior,
and the legend that is Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
You know what or what is on your mind today?
Speaker 9 (10:45):
All right, well, here's what let me ask.
Speaker 10 (10:48):
You some can you identify one change you've made that
brought a lot of success to your career. There's one
change you made, not talking about money, just a change
you made.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I had to make several changes. One of the things
was I had to stop listening to the Peanut Gallery
park because the Peanut Gallery is not active out there.
In the arena active in the same thing that I'm
active in. So their comments from the peanut gallery were
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a bit distraction at a little bit distracting. I cut
that out. I looked, took a close look at my
circle of friends.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And did some pruning in that area.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Not to say that we weren't still friends, but let
me stop this day to day association and entertaining this foolishness.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And ay man.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
We're gonna go play golf, okay, but I got a compound.
We're gonna all stay together, and the big room in
the middle is gonna be for entertainment. Okay, I'm not
going to play golf like that where the golf at
you was talking about. See, because see, whatever y'all gonna
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do in that entertainment room, it's gonna be real interesting,
except for me, because I'm gonna be on TMZ and
I choose not to be.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So I had to make some better choices.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
I had to really let God order my steps instead
of trying to figure it all out by myself. The
probably the biggest thing, Junie, was the day that I
stopped trying to figure it all out myself. Because figuring
out there's not a scripture in the Bible that says
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
There ain't not one that tells you you have to
figure anything out. He'd have laid it.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
All out there. All you gotta do is have the faith,
be willing to work hard and believe. And that that
was a huge chance.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So many changes I had to make, man, I had
to leave Cleveland, you know. I just wasn't. I wasn't
gonna make it down, you know.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
And the only thing, Yeah, I gotta get out of
here first. These gigs that paid fifty to twenty five
dollars a night.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
That's funny.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Keep a point, yeah, Yeah, a lot of changes. Some
people don't grow because they refuse to go. That causes
a lot of people to get stagnant. Yeah, it's a
lot of changes I made, man, Hope, I answered the questions.
Felt like I was all over the place a little bit.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
Look at you now, though, look at you now?
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Know?
Speaker 8 (13:34):
All right, Thank you guys. Coming up at thirty two
minutes after the hour, we will hear from the nephew
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It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back, nephew, what you got for is today on
the menu.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
On the menu, on the prank menu.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
Today we slide by the appetizers and go straight to
the entrede. This right here is called exotic delivery. Exotic delivery.
That's what we ordering today. You don't want to miss this,
all right, Exotic delivery. This is not what you think. Yeah,
we're gonna make a delivery. Okay, we drop it all
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we drop. Yeah, we're gonna drop off a seal, a lama,
a couple of peacocks. Let's go get dog. Exotic delivery.
I'm gonna buy me a peacout. I swear I am
hello Hello, I am trying to reach Adrian.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Adrian.
Speaker 12 (15:10):
Yeah, this is this is he.
Speaker 13 (15:11):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
How you doing? My name is?
Speaker 11 (15:13):
My name is Rashad. I'm with GPT and we have
a delivery for you. I'm going to be arriving probably
in the next I guess about the next ninety minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Are you Are you actually at the house, sir?
Speaker 12 (15:26):
No, I'm not at home right now, but I mean
you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.
My wife and kids can probably get it with us
home from school, you know.
Speaker 11 (15:35):
So let me make sure I got the address right.
Are you thirty eight North River Drive?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, that's my other Okay, so is anyone there right now?
At all?
Speaker 12 (15:44):
Nobody is home right now. I don't understand why you
can't just just leave the package there for Yeah.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
Well this has to be This has to be signed,
and I have you on here as the handler for
this delivery. So I definitely got to get quite a
few signatures from you. I got about five or six
pieces of paper sheets that you need to sign off on.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Are you is your What time does your wife get there, sir?
Speaker 12 (16:08):
She'll be that What do you what do you what
do you mean? On a handler handling what what are you?
What are you delivering?
Speaker 11 (16:14):
This is GPT, sir, this is Global Pet Transport. We
have two peacocks, we have a seal, and we have
a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today.
Speaker 12 (16:24):
Okay, this got There's gotta be some mistake, right, we
have a dog.
Speaker 13 (16:28):
That's it.
Speaker 12 (16:29):
We don't. We don't. We're not an animal sanctuary here.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I don't.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
I don't understand what what you're talking about. We didn't
a kangaroo a field.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
I mean you're you're you're you're Adrian's correct, that's my name, man.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Listen, listen.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
Yes that is accurate. But again, I'm not a handler.
I'm not handling things.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
Okay, okay, sir, let me let me if there is
some confusion. Your name is here, your address is here.
So I don't see where I have a problem. If
everything i'm asking you, you're saying is correct, except now
you're saying you don't want your delivery.
Speaker 12 (17:07):
It's not my delivery man. That's what I'm trying to
tell you. This is not I didn't order a kangaroo.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
I didn't order these things.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, a kangaroo, a seal, and two peacocks.
Speaker 12 (17:17):
It makes sense. Man, two peacocks. Whose order is this?
This is not my order? Man, you got my name?
Speaker 11 (17:22):
Okay, So here's okay, So here's here's what we need
to do. Will your wife be here, be at the
house within the next ninety minutes.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
She might be. But you know what are you saying?
Speaker 11 (17:33):
What I'm gonna do is leave them here, Leave them
at your at your place, and you can call the
company that shipped them and you can figure out what
went wrong or whatnot.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But it is my leave these animals there.
Speaker 12 (17:45):
What is your what's your name?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Brothers?
Speaker 12 (17:46):
What's your name?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Brothers? My name is Rasha.
Speaker 12 (17:49):
Let me tell you something right now. Okay, you're not
about to leave no more animals at my secking house. Okay.
You're not leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no kangaroos.
You're not leaving no concealed Okay, we're not having a
zoo at my house. When I get to my house
with shod ain't no animals gonna be there.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Okay, you know what?
Speaker 12 (18:07):
Hold on, figure Okay, listen, let me get my wife
on the phone here right Let me call my wife.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Well, hang on, hang on, sir. I don't listen, sir.
I don't have time for you to reach out to
you wife, for you to try to figure out what
you're gonna do about your kangaroo, your peacocks, your seal.
I gotta make this drop. I gotta keep moving. I
have other animals on the truck.
Speaker 12 (18:25):
I don't give up about your other animals. Okay, I'm
home my wife if she may be ordered the cable,
the seal, okay, because I know I didn't order. All right,
We're just figure this out, okay, sir.
Speaker 11 (18:36):
Listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can figure
this out when you get home.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Right now.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
I'm I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop
the animals. If there's something, sir, If it's not yours,
somebody will come back tomorrow and pick them up.
Speaker 12 (18:54):
You mean somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow.
I'm not gonna have the my house overnight. But you
think I am out ain't Mary Poppa's man. I ain't
out here doing nothing with these animals like this. You're crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Raehan.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
Please, if there's a animal at my house, when I arrived.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
So help me, God, so so so help you.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
God.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
What you're gonna have? The animal is gonna be there
when you get there.
Speaker 11 (19:13):
Man, you're not finna use you're slowing up my whole
delivery uh route today.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Okay, I ain't got time for this.
Speaker 12 (19:19):
I ain't got time this, man.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
I want to know why you ordered.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Why you order a kangaroo if you don't.
Speaker 12 (19:25):
Want it now, if I didn't order them kangaroo, that's
why I don't want the king, because I didn't order
them in kangaroo. Be telling me what'sorder, what's want? Okay,
this is the worst customer services of the world. I
don't even know the customer of yours. You're trying to
tell me that I got a kangaroo of peacock and
peacocks too.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You have two peacocks, you have two peacocks. Sir.
Speaker 12 (19:47):
This isn't even make any I'm gonna do with those animals.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Animals, I don't know what you're gonna do with them,
but you're gonna sign. You're gonna sign this paperwork though,
that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
Why if you think I'm sorry enough paperwork animal?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
I don't want to whoop your at your house in
front of your wife and kids behind some animals. I don't,
but you're gonna sign my paperwork?
Speaker 12 (20:11):
You would, I wish you would. Trying to whoop my
I'm about to show my kids what it looks like
to show up and talk real restless. Okay, you showing
up here with a caravan of animals like I mean
the ridiculous Okay, huh no, face man, this is ridicuous.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
There's only one thing I really, just only one last
thing I need to take you, to be honest with you,
what is that.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian, is
that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morny Show.
Your wife, Bridget got me the frank phone.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Call you.
Speaker 12 (20:42):
Oh man, you gotta be oh man.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Wow. You don't want the delivery man. You don't want
I don't.
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Want the kangaroo man. Those animals together, Man, you gotta
be high up to my.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
All right, baby, give it.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
Tell me what's the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Let me hear it, Adrian.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I embrace my stupid you know what I'm saying. I
think your stupidity has embraced you.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
All right, guys, coming up thinking of you as the
COLO our chief love Officer Steve Harvey. Right after this,
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Slash Join coming up at the top of the hour.
And entertainment news. Diddy's defense attorneys that Diddy was applauded
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the top of the hour, but right now it is
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time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
This is from Levi and Woodbridge. Levi says, I believe
in disciplining my son whenever he needs it. He told
me to shut up, so I gained him by the
shirt collar to get his attention. My wife hates when
I react that way because our son is only five.
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At what age is it appropriate to snatch him?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Fuck?
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Give me an, I just need a number.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
We're probably it's somewhere like at my house when I
was growing up. I think collar snatching started around two.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yeah, you know, you know when I got to them
terrible tues and said, no, no, I ain't ever told
my daddy to shut up. That was a consequence attached
to that. That was, you know, And and once again, fathers, mothers,
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when you have a man that's trying to raise these
boys and help teach them the way, the way the manhood,
if I were you, I would allow that to happen
because if you don't have an if you have an
undisciplined boy, I'm telling you right now, does that you're
either gonna bury him or you're gonna have an inmate
that you cannot have undisciplined boys, and he would do
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some undisciplined things to girls. And you're stopping this man
from checking it. Boy, if you stupid enough to tell
your daddy stupid, you might say that shut up. You
might say that to the police. Then guess what s Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
All right?
Speaker 8 (24:11):
Moving on to Kendra in Indianapolis, Kendre writes, I'm twenty
eight years old and my mom is dating a thirty
two year old that I dated. I told her that
we dated, and he confirmed it for her, but she
doesn't care. Luckily we never had sex. What kind of
man would do that? Am I supposed to be okay
with this?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
You not.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
You don't have to be okay with it. The problem
is your mama okay with it? Yeah, mama got to
get hurt.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
See, I understand you not being okay with it. Mama.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
I dated this man, now he dating your mama. I
will say this though, I'm just going out here on this.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
From here, I never say your mama fine.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
Yes, yeah, if Levonte wont them, yes, and Lavonte fine.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
There's not a lot of ugly Levante's.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
All right?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Moving on to Shay and Topeka. Shay writes, I worked
part time in a hardware store and my ex came
to get extra keys made for his house. He left
his original key in the store and I called to
tell him. He told me to keep the key. Is
it a sign that we're not done? Or is he
going to change his lots?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Right there?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
So so, but he came in there to get copies
of the key made. Yeah, extra extra so he got
copies of the keys. How does that signify change in
the locks?
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Exactly? So?
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Is it a sign that you know well? Or he
don't want to go back down there and see you, so.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
He'd have told you to just.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
There's that?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
There's that?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Is that a sign that he want I'm pretty sure
he would have said more than that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Hey, look, i'm gonna get these extra keys made. Here's
one for you in case you ever need to stop
by for anything, because I'm here for you.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
He would have said that if he left the original
key and he told you to keep it cause he
ain't want to come.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
Back down, not a sign of anything.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
That all that's a sign in I saw right, you
keep it, keep it. That's how he's said that.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Steve oh man, you got all you got? Yeah, gon
keep it.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
He didn't even call her when he noticed that the
key was missing. She called him. Yeah, all right, this
is the last one. Okay, listen carefully, this is the
last one. But Tina and Harlem, right. I've had a
special relationship with a neighbor for five years and her
husband didn't know about it, and neither did my husband.
(27:10):
She's divorced now and she's expecting to spend more time
with me. That's not happening. So how do I tell
her that.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I'll tell you what going across the hall and tell her.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Over there because she's a neighbor.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yeah, hey, all this now, you didn't messed up your house.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
But I ain't trying to mess up mind.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
I was just doing trying to do a little something
something on the side.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
You ain't, I ain't really, you know, it ain't. It
ain't what I thought it.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
Was five years five years, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It was just enjoying the sneaking around and every now
and then and all that.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
I don't know, I can't, you know. I'm a Look,
I'm just gonna be honest with you. When I hear
about women with other women. I'm way more tolerant. Mm hmm, okay,
because I actually see what they see, what she sees.
Speaker 14 (28:16):
I got okay, I see that you just no, just
giveing him an example. No, do you think before you speaking?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Just get everybody driving thinking the car, everybody driving. You
have to say everything that comes to your mind.
Speaker 15 (28:42):
She gotta move, So yeah, move, I'm saying, you know,
if you're.
Speaker 10 (28:53):
Gonna break up with you probably want to do it
somewhere in pupplic and Harlem, like, take her down to
Apollo and tell her. Don't tell that, just don't on
too apollow and break up. Don't don't do that at
that apartment. Take the Sylvia, your army at the Apollo.
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Till get there, show.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Rubbed the rock.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
I don't need to do this no more, all right?
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Tell her?
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Yeah, sometimes you just don't have an answer for you know,
one thing I've discovered. You can't help everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah with that.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Yeah, but you gave her an answer. You just said
to tell her walk across and tell her, because that's
what she wants to know. How does she tell her that?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You know, I would use English.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
English would probably be the best way. What do you
mean you think about I don't know how to tell
her the English words. Wow you if you try to
do it in Russian and it is really just gonna
sound too harsh.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
All right, well, thank you Colo. You tried, You definitely try.
All right, guys, thank you Colo. Coming up at the
top of the hour, we will have some entertainment news
for you right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
(30:33):
According to Ditty's defense attorney, Diddy is somewhat of a
hero in the prison now. Ditty's attorney told the Associated
Press that Diddy got a standing ovation from his fellow
inmate when he returned to federal prison following his verdict
last week. They all said, quote, we never get to
see anyone who beats the government. Did he, as you know,
(30:54):
was acquitted of three serious charges, including sex trafficking and racketeering,
but convicted untwo counts under the Man Act for prostitution.
The applause from fellow inmates showed how rare it is
to see someone score any type of win in federal court.
So was that shocking when you guys heard the verdict?
Was it shocking to you?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well?
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Yeah, I mean because from the very beginning, you know,
when the boys with the alphabets come to your house
on they jackets atf FBI cia E. Anytime the boys
come you have a major problem. I thought it would
go far worse. But and then when it didn't, it
(31:37):
didn't really make me glad or sad. I'm impartial to it.
I'm like I said before, I don't relish in the
downfall of anybody.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I'm just not that person, man, I don't. I'm not. Yeah,
the good he going away for life. I hate to
see that. I hate to see.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
People come to that part where they get written off
and thrown away. I hate that for anybody. Now, you know, look,
you murdered somebody, you know you got to go. And
I'm not saying that what he did wasn't wrong. But
what they what he was on trial for, they didn't prove.
(32:15):
They didn't prove. Now, if he was on trial for
domestic violence, and you could get a lot of time
for domestic violence, he'd be He's be in prison for
a while. Like what they took him in like that,
you didn't like what tummy jumping.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
On that girl in that uh and that hole, Well
that's what that's what cost him everything.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
It opened up the Pandora's box, you know, but you
it just goes. I just hope that young men who
witnessed this don't don't see the part that he's getting
away with, because I'm telling you right now, he's not
getting away with anything. You still you still have to
(33:01):
answer to God. I don't care who you are. You
still got an answer to the Creator. You have to
you have to atone for this life. Were living down here.
So all the people think he got off easy. They
should have did this. That's the system we got in
this country. And he and he may get off even more.
And and but I want young people, young men out there,
(33:25):
to start thinking. Man, if you get fortunate enough to
get to where you finally ask God to take you.
When you get that, man, act like you got some.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Sense, don't abuse it.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Yeah, man, stop he stepping on people because you can't.
My father, my father in law's favorite quote is just
because you can do something, don't mean you.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Should sh man.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
You just you just can't.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Because you I got the money, I got the power. Okay, Okay,
you know all that can be taken away. Money and
power get away from people all the time. All the
time they were making young people don't look at this
and just learn learn man, you know.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Yeah, all right, all right, Moving on to Master P.
Master P announced his retirement from hip hop with a
farewell performance at Essence Vest over the weekend. The concert
served as a tribute to master P's legacy that spans
almost four decades. At age fifty five, master P told
people that he is looking forward to focusing on his
(34:29):
role as head coach and president of basketball operations at
the University of New Orleans. He said, quote, it's a
blessing now to be able to transition into doing something
that's bigger than me. Being a servant is my most
important job. I feel like hard work got me here,
and that chapter closed itself with maturing and growing up
(34:51):
and not being afraid to grow unquote. So Steve got
to ask you this. You're retired. We were all there.
You retired from stand up back in twenty twelve to
focus on your many jobs and TV and just to
move forward. So on fifteen, yeah, you might be right,
it might be fifteen. I'm not sure, but anyway, you're
(35:13):
retired from stand up and you know, to focus on
other things. So do you have any words of encouragement
for Master P or anyone who's considering.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
I mean, first of all, I've always been a huge
master P fan. I just think he's a great dude.
Speaker 13 (35:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I think P is He's just a good person man,
just a solid, solid dude man. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Man, But like like I say, you know, your career
is what you paid for, but your calling is what
you made for. And I think people who are in
the public eye, who are public figures, who who get
famous or well off behind this business, that that goes
to a certain point in your life.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
You know.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
I think you all, all of us have to evolve
into something else. I don't want to try to hang
on to something until they don't want me no more. Well,
you know, I've always wanted to prepare to myself to
get out before they asked me out, you know, And
so P has done that as a businessman and all
(36:21):
of that, and so I think it's well deserved.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
And I just reckon.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
I suggest to everybody think about your future, because where
you are now, you can't You will not stay there.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, you will not stay there.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Change is inevitable. So you have to participate in it
or you can react to it. If you react to it,
you're going to be behind the eight ball, so you
might as well participate in the.
Speaker 8 (36:43):
Change that's come twenty twelve. It doesn't seem like it
was that long ago, but it says twenty twelve. Yeah,
so there dates. Congratulations on Little Bay all right. Coming up.
(37:05):
At twenty minutes after the hour, a flight was forced
to turn around after a passenger reported a text had
read RP poor. Yeah. Right after this. You're listening Steve
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or globelifradio dot com. An American Airlines flight out of
San Juan, Puerto Rico was forced to turn back after
a misunderstanding over a text message sparked a security skier.
The flight at taken off when a passenger noticed their
seat mate had a text message that read quote our IP,
just our IP and assumed it was a threat. That
(38:10):
passenger notified the crew and the decision was made to
return to send one to investigate the message. Authorities confirmed
there was no threat, and the text was sent to
the passenger, who had just had death in her family.
The airline apologized for the inconvenience, emphasizing that safety is
always the top priority. So my first question is this,
(38:33):
what would you have done if you were on that
flight and you had to go back to Puerto Rico?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
A slap on s person next to me to read
my tics? That's what I'm going.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
Yeah, okay, all right, okay, and you're off the plane now? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Where we got to get off anyway?
Speaker 8 (38:54):
So what's a slap on the way out? What's slap?
Speaker 7 (38:58):
All right?
Speaker 8 (38:58):
So what do you do on flights anyway? I mean,
are you being nosy? You know with your seat mate?
Are you checking the checking their phone with them while
they're checking it? Are you do you have your headphones on?
Do you even talk to the people?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
What do you do?
Speaker 10 (39:13):
It depends on who I'm flying with. If I'm flying
up to Steve, then not. I'm just talking to him
at that point. If I'm flying on Delta, then I
go to sleep because it's not worth it.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Here.
Speaker 9 (39:23):
You know, Steve is just me and him and some
other people. But you know private, you.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Know you have.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
This show.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Don't have that problem. Go to Steve on the Instagram
and you will see.
Speaker 8 (39:42):
So you're delt with with Steve. You're talking all right?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (39:47):
What yeah? What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (39:49):
Tommy on Netflix and Hulu and Paramount all day long?
Speaker 8 (39:57):
On the plane you've downloaded?
Speaker 11 (40:00):
And here's what I can't do. I don't I don't
know if maybe my glasses just ain't that good.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I can't see somebody else's tick. I can't look over.
Speaker 8 (40:12):
That's a good point. So Steve, what are you doing?
I mean, I know, we know you's I want to hear.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Sure you don't want to go to break?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
We might?
Speaker 7 (40:25):
All right? Come on?
Speaker 8 (40:26):
What are you what?
Speaker 11 (40:29):
Well from the time you board, make the picture, from
the time you're bored?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, come on, well, I sit down?
Speaker 8 (40:38):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh what scene? And what seat? His seat here? Here?
I like it. I like a window and a eye.
Speaker 8 (40:49):
Stretch it on out.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
What's the first thing?
Speaker 8 (40:55):
Flight attendant light attend before you got pre ordered. All right, yeah,
all right, thanks guys. Coming up at thirty four minutes
after the hour, we'll play a game. It's called One
has to Go. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
(41:21):
It's time now for a game of One has to Go,
One has to go? Waterbed, tiny house, baby roaches. What
I came, baby?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (41:39):
They came from somewhere, didn't it.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Baby roaches turned into big roaches.
Speaker 8 (41:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
And it's always it's always a leaf fifty baby broaches.
It ain't have no small number, just one. All right, Well,
let me tell you one thing.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
I'm sure I ain't gonna want to be in that
tiny house with the baby roaches.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
They gonna look a whole lot bigger.
Speaker 11 (42:05):
Now that's funny on the water bit.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Very funny. All right, What HAPs to go, guys? A
partner that drinks a lot, A partner that curses a
lot or snores a lot? Which one drinking? Cursing or snoring?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Not drinking? Hell no drinking?
Speaker 8 (42:26):
Drinking? Yeah, hell yeah, snores. So they could drink a
lot and cur.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I ain't gonna get no sleep.
Speaker 8 (42:40):
Okay, this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Over Now, we can't go nowhere.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Nothing can turn me off quicker than see a woman
I did in public drunk.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I can't stand that. I feel I feel sorry for her.
Em meat.
Speaker 6 (43:00):
When I see a woman intoxicated, I mean that sloppy, drunk, falling,
slurry speech. Yeah, not being able to control so one
eyelash off.
Speaker 8 (43:12):
That ain't the picture.
Speaker 11 (43:13):
And smoking, I can't stand still. The woman's ferous. I
can't stand it.
Speaker 6 (43:18):
Wow, I've never dated a woman that smokes cignarettes.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
The crowd.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
Yeah, are we in the nineteen fifties, I don't know,
all right, Yes, one has to go. Fame money sex appeal.
I want to hear from the nephew first.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
Fame money lost, one of them guys that we are
not getting rid of sex.
Speaker 8 (43:45):
People right there? There no why money.
Speaker 11 (43:50):
And sex pill. I'm gonna let the fame go. Sex
money and sex pill. I'm good because you got the
hold on whatever little bit you think.
Speaker 16 (43:58):
You make it work, Make it work, junior Fame money
sex appeal.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
M Oh, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I'm gonna let the fame go. I'ma keep the money.
So you want to be sexy too with some money?
I just want to be.
Speaker 10 (44:15):
I don't mean I'm wanna make it never said I
was gonna get there, but.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
I would your choices.
Speaker 11 (44:25):
Yeah, well, let's listen to the person that's got two
of them.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
He got fame, man, he got money. Oh wow. I
ain't neither one of them though, So you had it sex.
Speaker 8 (44:34):
Appeal at the bank, though.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
I don't give it how you feel about me. I
ain't never. I ain't never walked in the room and
they had nobody go oh lord, look at him, man,
I ain't.
Speaker 8 (44:45):
Got to have at Apparently your nephew does. All right,
what has to go? Nice teeth, a nicely shaped head,
or a muscular body.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
You can get rid of it. Nicely shaped head, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (45:04):
Well you did kind of need that when you're going
balved team.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
I heard that, team No no, I heard that. You
told Junior you're gonna need a nice shaped head if
you're going bad. I heard why. And you said to me.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
And Tommy already ball so you're not talking to us.
We got perfect in there, man, Junior, I love you.
Speaker 8 (45:30):
You know that that did not come out right.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I know it didn't.
Speaker 6 (45:34):
But statement, Shirley, one are the three options again?
Speaker 8 (45:40):
Nice teem, a muscular body, come back, Junior, I don't know,
get that.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
He had to take his head off, scratch his head.
He was up.
Speaker 17 (45:53):
Because we've been on vacation. And he'll tell you where
the hairline is now, Junior, I'm so sorry. All right,
coming up next to the nephew.
Speaker 8 (46:04):
It is fault head and you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about four minutes after
the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
subject is men have intuition too. All right, we'll get
(46:29):
into that, find out what that's all about. Men have
intuition too. That's the subject. Right now, it is time
for the nephew and today's prank phone call what you
got for his neph.
Speaker 11 (46:39):
You know, surely it comes a time that you know,
you do some things and you gotta, you know, you
gotta own up to it.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
You gotta you gotta go ahead.
Speaker 11 (46:45):
And and and confess and say what you've done.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
You've got you just gotta see it. You know.
Speaker 11 (46:50):
It's just sometimes things things happen, you know, sometimes you
in a interactivity and things happening. You just gotta, you know,
you gotta call somebody, let somebody know, especially those who
have loved ones that want to know if something happened,
you know, to their loved one. Okay, so the title
of this one is I dropped your wife.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I dropped your wife. You know what I mean? That
man got that. That man got a right to know
that I dropped his wife.
Speaker 11 (47:20):
You know what I'm saying, I got I got to
going on and man up and call him and let
him know that I dropped your wife. You know, we man,
we horse playing around and can on it and I
dropped your wife.
Speaker 8 (47:32):
So, uh, you know, are you and then you can
call him and tell him.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Somebody got to tell the man, shirty, I got the man.
Speaker 11 (47:38):
I got the man. I got the man. Why have
I done dropped him? You know what I'm saying that
I don't. I don't man, tell me, don't no harm,
tell me don't never mean no harm. So let's go
catch I've dropped your wife. Let's get it.
Speaker 7 (47:51):
Twelve hewong, I'm trying to reach Tony. This is Tony, Tony.
How you doing this? Is nephew Tommy.
Speaker 13 (48:00):
I can't believe you.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
Set an email and to plank your eyes.
Speaker 13 (48:06):
Yes, oh my god, I said that like months ago.
Speaker 9 (48:09):
I didn't think you were going to call me.
Speaker 7 (48:11):
Yes, I'm calling you now, how long y'all been married?
Speaker 13 (48:14):
Eight years?
Speaker 7 (48:15):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (48:16):
Here, that's my heart.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
Okay, let me ask you something. What makes your husband
just go off? What can I do that? You know
that's a button for him that you don't want to push, anything.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
That has to do with me.
Speaker 13 (48:28):
Let me tell you he is crazy about me. If
anybody that's with me, if anybody tries to go off
on me, he will lose it.
Speaker 7 (48:35):
Okay, okay, Oh what are we going to do?
Speaker 4 (48:37):
What?
Speaker 13 (48:37):
I'm so excited on the heart?
Speaker 7 (48:40):
All right, Okay, you know what? You know what? Okay?
Check this out?
Speaker 12 (48:43):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (48:44):
Can you click over on a three way? Can you
call him?
Speaker 13 (48:47):
Okay, I can call it from my phone, but you're
going to be on the phone right Yeah.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
I want I want him to think that I got
your phone. Okay, I'll tell you what. You can click
over him on the line. Just click over so when
you click back, you can't say nothing else. You got
to be quiet because I'm gonna at the end, I'm
gonna let you talk to him.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
Okay, Okay, hold on, how are you there?
Speaker 7 (49:09):
I'm here? Okay, you're hitting mute or something?
Speaker 13 (49:12):
Okay, okay, okay, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 7 (49:16):
Uh? Now this this how you is this? Is this?
Speaker 5 (49:20):
Darren?
Speaker 7 (49:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:20):
This Darren? What was this?
Speaker 7 (49:22):
Uh? Hey, we got a bit of a situation with
with Tony?
Speaker 13 (49:25):
Man, we got a situation for real? Just my wife phone?
Who is this?
Speaker 7 (49:29):
This? Uh? Actually, man, we are the one. Bro?
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Who is this?
Speaker 7 (49:32):
We're trying to get Tony actually twisted her ankle? Man,
we gotta get her to the emergency room and get
her checked out.
Speaker 13 (49:38):
She twisted her ankle?
Speaker 1 (49:39):
How she twisted? Wait?
Speaker 13 (49:39):
Wait wait wait, wait back up? Who did you say?
Speaker 7 (49:41):
Who is this?
Speaker 13 (49:42):
How did Tony twist her ankle?
Speaker 7 (49:44):
Actually? She she she fell and.
Speaker 13 (49:47):
Man, look look, my wife is with her mom right now.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
Who and who are you?
Speaker 1 (49:52):
How?
Speaker 13 (49:52):
How did you twist her ankle? And why are you
calling me? Why isn't her mother or somebody called me?
Speaker 7 (49:55):
Who is this?
Speaker 13 (49:56):
You never told me your name?
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (49:58):
No, I'm a friend, man, shed in f I actually
dropped her? How you had it?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
You drop it?
Speaker 13 (50:04):
What do you mean you dropped her?
Speaker 7 (50:05):
We had a couple of drinks at the hotel, man.
Speaker 13 (50:07):
And she hey, wait wait wait hotel there you mean
the hotel? My wife supposed to be over her mom's house.
Now you called me from her phone? Talking about it.
You dropped her, y'all had some hotel. Why y'all even
at a hotel?
Speaker 12 (50:19):
What do you?
Speaker 13 (50:19):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (50:20):
A hotel? Bro?
Speaker 13 (50:21):
Where is my wife? Where's Tony?
Speaker 7 (50:23):
Why?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Well?
Speaker 13 (50:23):
Why ain't Tony on the phone?
Speaker 5 (50:24):
Where you gotta come? You gotta calm down?
Speaker 13 (50:27):
You calling me from my wife phone telling I see her?
You dropped her, y'all at the hotel. She supposed to
mom's house. Bro, where is my wife?
Speaker 7 (50:36):
Man?
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Sees it?
Speaker 7 (50:37):
Tony? I got it, I got it.
Speaker 13 (50:38):
Just hang on to Tony, I got put my wife
on the phone.
Speaker 7 (50:41):
Man, Hey, dude, just I need you to calm down.
Speaker 13 (50:43):
Man, No, no, I need this, man, No, no, no,
you're talking about y'all about to go to an emergency room.
You dropped my wife, y'all at the hotel, putting my
for the phone before y'all be in the emergency room.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
Hey, man, listen, you gotta calm down. Tony already embarrassed.
Speaker 13 (50:57):
I don't even know who the hell you are. You
still ain't telling me put Tony on the phone.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
I'm gonna listen, man, you gotta chill out. Man, I'm
just a friend, okay, I you will I'll.
Speaker 13 (51:06):
Tell you what in the emergency room. Kill me where
y'all at. I'll come to the hotel. I get my
own wife and take it wherever she needs to do.
Speaker 7 (51:14):
As soon as Tony get dressed. Man, I'm gonna get
her there.
Speaker 13 (51:16):
Okay, what as soon as she gets dressed?
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Minute?
Speaker 13 (51:20):
Hey man, real talk?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Jo?
Speaker 13 (51:21):
Where y'all at?
Speaker 7 (51:22):
Man?
Speaker 13 (51:22):
Where you put Tony on the phone?
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Man, I'm not putting Tony on you two?
Speaker 12 (51:26):
I rate man?
Speaker 7 (51:27):
Why are you screaming at Holland? Dude?
Speaker 13 (51:29):
I swear to God, I swear to God. If I
find out where y'all at, I'm gonna come on her.
It's gonna be wanting for you at Tony. Hey, hey, man,
where y'all at? Brou I'm cool where y'all at? Send
me where y'all are?
Speaker 7 (51:39):
No, No, I'll tell you what. Man. I'm gonna get
Tony's ankle taken care of and we'll get somebody to
drop a back off at the house.
Speaker 13 (51:45):
Okay, I think I'll drop off at the house. Man,
Just tell me where y'all at. I want to come
give my wife. I want to make sure she gets
the dreaming that you need. Bro Sitting where y'all at.
Don't go nowhere. I want you to be there when
I come and get it. Don't go nowhere where y'all at.
Speaker 7 (51:57):
I can't do it.
Speaker 13 (51:57):
I mean, we put this tony on the pharm. Put
put my wife. I'm not listening to me talk to
my wife.
Speaker 7 (52:03):
Brou Hey, Man, it's the reason why I'm calling. Man.
She embarrassed about all of this, and.
Speaker 13 (52:07):
Now she's gonna be hold than embarrassed one eighth. Okay,
it's cool. I ain't to tell I ain't gonna need
to be embarrassed. I love her, man, that's my girl.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
Man.
Speaker 13 (52:13):
Let me let me holler at my wife.
Speaker 7 (52:14):
Brother, please, no, no.
Speaker 5 (52:16):
No, already, no wife on the phone.
Speaker 13 (52:18):
Bro Listen, dude, Man, look real talking. You still ain't
telling me you want. Don All I know is you
calling me talking about you or some hotel with my wife.
Let me tell you something. I don't don't let the
lord that ankle with them. You say it's wrong with
my wife, get your books. God, I'm telling you want
to find out who you are. I'm fun of saying.
Put my wife on the phone, and that's all. That's
(52:38):
my last time to ask you.
Speaker 7 (52:39):
Dog.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
I promise this hey, ain't man, what but see man?
Speaker 7 (52:42):
You through?
Speaker 5 (52:42):
All right?
Speaker 7 (52:43):
Man?
Speaker 4 (52:43):
You too hot?
Speaker 13 (52:44):
Right, I'm my wife on the phone. Bro, that's all
I'm saying. You gotta leave town. That's what I'm You
got to leave town. Man, you gotta leave down. You
want to when.
Speaker 7 (52:53):
You want to talk? Let Tony decide that she want
to talk to you or not. I'm right here.
Speaker 13 (52:57):
Put here that decide, Tony.
Speaker 7 (52:59):
Do you want to you wanna?
Speaker 5 (53:00):
Do you want to talk on the phone?
Speaker 13 (53:02):
You don't even ask.
Speaker 7 (53:02):
I don't know you.
Speaker 5 (53:05):
Want to see what Tony want to do on the phone. Amen,
I don't even know you.
Speaker 12 (53:13):
Man.
Speaker 13 (53:13):
Put on the phone. You you scared to tip me?
Speaker 7 (53:15):
Your name? Tony? You want to talk to him? Hell?
Speaker 13 (53:17):
Yes, you want to talk to me? Man, I don't
even know why she's asking? Or jump question and go
the phone.
Speaker 7 (53:21):
I figure phone to Tony.
Speaker 13 (53:24):
Here she is, man, Yeah, baby, baby, you ask? Baby, Tony. Look,
I ain't kill anybody. I don't have time for games where
you ask when you're with that's all you gotta till me.
Speaker 10 (53:35):
Baby, Just calm down.
Speaker 12 (53:36):
I got something to.
Speaker 7 (53:39):
You.
Speaker 12 (53:39):
Listen to me.
Speaker 18 (53:40):
Maybe you got to listen to me.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Are you listening?
Speaker 13 (53:42):
Yes, listen to me real carefully. Okay, where are you at,
Tony baby?
Speaker 10 (53:46):
Are you listening to me?
Speaker 5 (53:47):
Yes, I'm listening.
Speaker 13 (53:49):
Maybe you just got pranks if you're trying. I'm laughing
right now.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
I love you.
Speaker 13 (54:02):
Yeah, okay, you home. That's who you got me. You
got me.
Speaker 11 (54:12):
So I'm the only one that dropped somebody wife, the
only one. Ain't nobody else dropped nobody? Who else you're
gonna call that?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Man?
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Got to know this woman? Never drop my wife. I
know somebody else's wife, yeah, somebody.
Speaker 9 (54:25):
I don't fool with other people's wives.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
I don't drop mine.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (54:29):
Yes, they only gave me a kid.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Play with Tommy, y'all.
Speaker 11 (54:34):
He never picked up nobody else a wife in there
and accidentally dropping.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Ain't nobody I don't. I don't fool with nobody wife.
Speaker 15 (54:44):
Okay, nobody.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
No, even when I even when I was single.
Speaker 8 (54:50):
It kills.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah, you walk up to that, you're at the club me,
I'm married, Sorry, walk away that at that? That ain't
finna go well though? Yeah?
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Speaker 8 (56:41):
All right, nephew, thank you. The subject is men have
intuition too. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for nine
years and I have known my wife since we were
in high school. We got married after I got her
pregnant while we were both drunk. That dysfunction is carried
on throughout our marriage, and now I think she has
a guy on the side. She and her sister are
(57:03):
very immature for their ages, and they follow all of
the social media influencers that are around her age, and
she gets her life advice from those influencer ladies. The
new thing that everyone's doing now is pilates. I told
my wife that it's not new, it's only new to
her because she's never worked out. She and her sister
(57:24):
joined an expensive pilate studio and she bought new outfits
for class she started going to classes twice a week,
but she would come home with her makeup intact and
not a hair out of place. I went online to
see where the plate studio is located, and I noticed
on the website that the classes have been full since
March and they won't be able to take new clients
(57:45):
at that location until August. I called my wife and
asked her which studio she goes to, and she said
she joined the one that's been full since March, so
she lied. She got home and said that she was
hot and exhausted. She went to take a shower and
I followed her. I stood in the bathroom with her,
pretending like I had something to talk about. She wouldn't
(58:07):
take her clothes off in front of me, and after
a while she pushed me out of the bathroom. Men
have intuition, too, and I knew she wasn't going to
work out twice a week. I don't care if she's cheating,
but I don't want to be looking crazy in the streets.
Should I talk to her about it or follow her
and catch her in the act?
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (58:28):
What?
Speaker 4 (58:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (58:30):
What what do you mean?
Speaker 8 (58:32):
You don't care if she's cheating? I mean, what husband
says that about his wife. A person could take that
so many different ways, you know, asking questions as a
marriage over do they have an open marriage? Are you
really trying to catch her in the act and a lie?
Or are you cheating? Maybe that's why you don't care,
(58:53):
because you have your own sight piece situation going on
a lot of reasons. People could take it a lot
of ways. But it really does seem like you care
because you took the time to write Steve and I
about it. You have so many details about her pilates
classes and what she's doing, and her new outfits and
all of that. And I think the information you dug
(59:13):
up takes a lot of time and energy and effort.
So why do all of that if you don't care?
But you said you have your pride right, Like you said,
you don't want to be looking crazy in these streets.
You asked should you talk to her about it? And
if you do talk to her, what are you going
to say? I mean, it seems the only thing you
(59:35):
should be saying to your wife at this point is
are we going to stay in this marriage like this
or get a divorce, get out and get on with
our lives.
Speaker 6 (59:44):
Steve well, I don't really even understand the purpose of
a letter myself. I'm confused, why did you write this letter?
This ain't got nothing to do with intuition. These as facts.
(01:00:06):
You know you all you're doing is following facts. Dog,
y'all been married nine years, been knowing each other since
high school. Y'all got married after you got her pregnant
while y'all was both drunk.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Facts.
Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Now that dysfunction has carried on throughout our marriage, and
now I think she has a guy on the side. Okay,
So now what that means is you all are functioning alcoholics.
That same drinking drunk that got her pregnant and you
married her for that reason, has continued throughout the marriage.
(01:00:46):
So now y'all just up in here, just drinking and
getting high, making all y'all decisions. Is under the influence
of alcohol, if that's all. And now I think she
got a guy on the side, Well, I can.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Assure you he has a chick on the side.
Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
Because y'all been dysfunctional today one. And you didn't marry
because you loved it. You married her because you got
pregnant while y'all was both drunks, and then both her
and her sisters immature for their age. You didn't tell
us immature. I'm just gonna go by a couple of
things right here. You been married for nine years, you've
(01:01:29):
known your wife since high school. I don't know y'all,
probably probably early thirties. I'm guessing the new thing that
everybody's doing now is pilates. I told my wife it
wasn't new, that it's new to her. Pilates as old
as hell, all right. So now she enjoyed an expensive
(01:01:50):
pilates studio, bought new outfits for class, started going to
class twice a week.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
She would come home with a makeup attacking out a
hair out of plate.
Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
Okay, I noticed on the website that the classes have
been fulled since March, and they won't be able to
take new clients at that location until August. I called
my wife and asked her which studio she goes to.
She says, she joined the one that's been fulled since March.
So she lied, ooh, that's good intuition.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
That was such good intuition. Man, woo, How did you
figure that out? Boy?
Speaker 12 (01:02:34):
Woo?
Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
You so fortunate what you got. You know, that's not intuition,
sir that's just called reading. That's how that is. She
got home and said she was hot and exhausted. She
went to take a shower. I followed her.
Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
I'm still in the bath with her, but till like
I had something to talk about. She wouldn't take a
clothes off in front of me.
Speaker 8 (01:02:55):
Hang on, Steve, hang on. We'll have part two of
your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the
hour of today's Strawberry letter. Subject men have intuition too.
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is men have intuition too.
Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
This letter has nothing to do with intuition. This is
just a fact finding mission. He been on keeping married
to his wife nine years. They've known each other since
high school. The reason he married her because she got
pregnant while they had sex while they was drunk, and
he says that this dysfunctionality has carried over into their marriage.
Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Well, now, so what that means is they either functioning.
Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Alcoholics or everything decision they make is based under the
influence of alcohol, which means he didn't marry because he
which means he didn't marry her because he was in
love with her. But he just made another Raster sister.
So now they married her. And now you say she
got a guy on the side. You say, her and
the sister's very immature for their age. They listened to
(01:04:36):
take advice from influences.
Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
She thought that.
Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
But Pilates is this new thing. That's how this is
new craze. Pilates has actually been around for a long
long time. She then joined this new Pilates organism club
that's been full all the way to August.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
But she says she joined it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
You went online, you say, because she comes home without
full makeup and half never out of place after going
to Pilate's twice a week. You went online and found
out that their classes is full into August and they
won't be taking any new clients. You asked her about it.
Which studios she go to? She said, she go to
(01:05:15):
the one online.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
That's fool.
Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Once again, that's not intuition, that's just called reading. You
read the website, all right. And so now she went
to take a shower, and I followed her. I stood
in the bathroom with her, pretending like I had something
to talk about, okay, and she wouldn't take her clothes
off in front of me. After a while, she pushed
(01:05:40):
me out the bathroom. Most people like to go to
the bathroom by theyself. I'm not really mad at her
about that. She didn't take her clothes off in front
of you because you might have been drinking, and then
she know what you gonna want after you've been drinking,
So that could be why she didn't take her clothes off.
(01:06:02):
And she said, then you said she pushed out the bathroom.
Now here's a letter. Men have intuition too. I knew
she wasn't going to work out twice a week. I
don't care if she's cheating, but I don't want to
be looking crazy in the streets because don't make bruh
(01:06:23):
in a marriage. That statement does not make no sense.
I don't care if she cheating? Okay, what did you
go and look on the website for? Why are you
looking at her hair and make up when she come
back from working out twice a week?
Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Why is any of this important to you? If you
don't care if she's cheating? But I don't want to
be looking crazy in the streets. Should I talk to
her about it?
Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Or follow her and catch her in the ass if
you don't care what you're doing either one of them?
Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
For bruh, you need to have an honest conversation with
yourself because it sounds to me like you do care.
Now listen to this.
Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
Should I talk to her about it? I don't see
how the hell you ain't? But then do I follow
her and catch her in the eye?
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Okay? Bro let me sometimes you not just.
Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Why your hands on your forehead?
Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Though I've been on vacation, I ain't want this when
I came back. Let me just say this. Bro Okay,
let me just say this. I don't care what you do.
I don't. I don't, I don't care what you do, Bro,
I really don't.
Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
I don't care if you drive down there and catch them.
I don't care if you talk to her about it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
Because you don't care, right, So why would I care
about this marriage more than you do.
Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
I don't care if she's cheating. I just want to
look crazy in these streets. Well, I don't care if
she cheat me. Then I got news for you. I
don't care how you look out in your streets. How
about that?
Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
So now we got four people in this letter that
don't care. You, your wife, her sister, and me because
I don't care. So thank you for writing this struble.
I don't know what you want us to sun you
(01:08:34):
got a wife, or.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
You don't care if you cheat me?
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
By what?
Speaker 8 (01:08:39):
No husband ever, ever, no husband has ever said that?
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
And then his title of his letters.
Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
That's why I know he don't know me and have
no intuition too, Boy, that ain't got nothing to do
with it intuition.
Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
All these is facts. This ain't a feeling you got.
You read that. The classes was m.
Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
M hm.
Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
You see her coming in with no sweat, hand out
of place make up for.
Speaker 8 (01:09:10):
You know that? What if I want he was in
the shower with her.
Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
What you're standing there for? What are you doing waiting
on her to take her clothes off?
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Wh What is he looking for? She didn't want well,
she didn't want to take her clothes off.
Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
You know why?
Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Why because she didn't get all the yello.
Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Off Thighpeter in there wildin like that.
Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
She couldn't take the Lululemon off because all that Lulu lemonade,
she got a lot of lemon on it.
Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
There was limit jello.
Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
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My good friend Shirley Well.
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A couple of days ago, Colin Kaepernick says he's ready
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not thrown a pass since twenty seventeen, and Colin is
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(01:11:11):
threw a pack twenty five.
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Junior? With somebody pick him up? Man? What if it's
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tell everybody else. Are you all right? But ladies, ladies, ladies,
y'all see all this laughing? Right?
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Now, yeah, you know football season coming, they start coming.
That's Southhomore Jakes. Y'all see, y'all think the Texas.
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Going right back to the top again. And they just may.
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But when they get to the top, I know you
gotta get on. I know i'ma be here for you though,
helping you do it. Okay, Yeah, now I'm gonna be
here for you.
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Helping you do because y'all don't know how to handle
that agony of defeat. See y'all keep having the one
good seasons and then y'all just off to the red.
What what other sports you got you? Okay?
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Has anybody seen Antonio Brown? Has anybody anybody? Antonio Brown
is still out the country. Man, Antonio Brown is wanting
for a murder a tempt uh. He shot a gun
at an event in May and he left the country.
But he is a crazy he said he ain't coming back.
He's not coming back.
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And tell he's not paying no more child support and tell.
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Your mama to get a job.
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He is out the country, he's been missing.
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You might get off that gun charge, but you not
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letting that.
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Happen, homie.
Speaker 6 (01:13:23):
Yeah, tell her mama to get a job. No, man, brouh,
listen to me. You have to take care of your children.
Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Tell her to get a job. You get a job
and take care of your children.
Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
All right, You're you're sure?
Speaker 8 (01:13:45):
Thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
A lady is mad Steve that her man after he
allowed a comedian to embarrass her. She needs some advice.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
A right stee.
Speaker 8 (01:14:04):
This is from Taran and Baton Rouge. Tarren says, I
went to a comedy show with a guy that I
just started dating. We sat up front and the comedian
kept talking about how nice I looked, and he said
he could take me from my date and take me
back to his hotel room. My date smiled and went
along with the comedian. He told me that if he
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said something, the guy would have embarrassed him. So it's
okay to embarrass me. Should I stop seeing this guy? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Come on now, really, I don't think it's worth for
all that it's a comedy club. He didn't take you home,
he didn't ask for your number, and nef he come
up to you after the show in front of this
man and asked for your number.
Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
No, who's the stupid boys on stage? A lot of
them ain't got no show, so now they are all
off any crowd.
Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
So I wouldn't I wouldn't let that bother you. He
embarrassed you. He was trying to find he was looking
forward Joe Man, and it wasn't that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
That, yeah, but.
Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
Saying something he'd have laid into him. Yeah, oh yeah,
Now I would have been he That's all he wanted.
He'd had the confrontation he needed. Yeah, they have, but
I could take you from him, you know, if they
have no.
Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Call it. No, I can't say that.
Speaker 8 (01:15:29):
Okay, Oh did you censor yourself, sir?
Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Yeah, because I was gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Tell you what.
Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
I was gonna name the comedian. He was gonna be
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
He was being like it, Oh, I.
Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
Thank you for filters.
Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Did a lot better. You did a lot better. Right,
I don't want I don't want to.
Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
Though, all right, So she shouldn't stop seeing the guy
over this. No, no, yeah, yeah, that's just how it goes.
And when you're in a comedy.
Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
And them dudes up there, everybody ain't finna be famous?
Uh huh, everybody up there comedy clubs ain't good. It's
some people learning their craft. It's some people up there
that will never get the craft. Mm hmmm, all right,
we have time for a wh Why talk about how
you look in the first place?
Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Do your set?
Speaker 8 (01:16:25):
Yeah, yeah, all right, we do have time for Brie
and Charlotte. Steve Brees says, I slept with my ex
boyfriend even though he he told me that he's moved
on and is in a great relationship with another woman.
I was thinking that he couldn't possibly be that into her,
but he was. I saw them at a festival recently,
(01:16:48):
and he spoke and introduced me to his girl like
I was nobody to him. How can he be so
cruel and mean?
Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
He told you, Yeah, he told you, He told you.
Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
Take a chance.
Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
In the words in Judge Lin Toler, home, oh bad?
Did I say that? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
You candy out of your own mouth?
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
And I fully let him drink that too.
Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
In the words of Judge Len Toler, one of my
favorite quotes I've ever heard, a woman said her grandmother
told her, don't let a man have to tell you twice.
He don't want you all once he tell you the
first time, just believe him. You didn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
They can't be in that much in love. I slept
with him. Well, so you at thefessial, Hey, this is
your man told you about her? What her name was?
Speaker 8 (01:17:50):
Definitely coming to coming up in twenty minutes. Delilah, Delilah
every morning, right to this.
Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
It's Steve Arbin martyshaw Man. You only get hated on
by people who are less than you. Nobody doing better
than you hate some you. It's always the lesser they hate.
Always come from the bottom. That's why they call them
bottom feet. God has positioned you, as well as myself
up on the wall. We're climbing to a destiny that's
(01:18:25):
so great. When they start throwing rocks and they pull
from the bottom, you cannot get down off the wall.
You cannot stop your forward progress to climb down and
address them because.
Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
You're stopping your progress. And they don't have power unless
you give it to them. Morrishow coming up right up to.
Speaker 8 (01:18:49):
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He was on.
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Vacation again during a tragedy in Texas and with doing
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The people in all of that. It's amazing.
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Speaker 8 (01:21:09):
And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather move permanently to Jamaica? Would you rather
move permanently to Hawaii?
Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Much? Make him on?
Speaker 9 (01:21:20):
I ain't never been any more? So, Oh what.
Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
One of them be great for me?
Speaker 8 (01:21:30):
You had a rich moment right there, Steve.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yes, A lot of people have been Steve, Yeah, but
they ain't. On this radio show. We're talking to Juli.
Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
We talking about the whole lot of people that they
well were talking.
Speaker 8 (01:21:46):
At a wealthy moment.
Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Hawaiian, Jamaica. He ain't had apple.
Speaker 8 (01:21:52):
The show has been.
Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Let me ask you question. Have you been to France? Frank, Yeah,
you didn't go. What's the one down at Epcot? Do
you have a pants boy? Tommy is right here? What
are you talking about? Yeah? What is right here? How
is just right there? Why is your pants boys sitting
on your desk, sitting on the table. Yeah, it's it's
(01:22:18):
just right there. And he showed it.
Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
You know they were gonna ask you question.
Speaker 10 (01:22:25):
I just been if the green came in islands and
been to the Bahamas, I don't been there. I just
ain't been to Jamaica yet. I didn't know the requirement
came and the Bahamas that's where we took. Yeah, matter
of fact, you know what you showed it showed it.
They were nice too.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
I got it. I got there. Yeah, he'll take you
to some nice place. Ball out night. Yeah. I will
always be our friend. I need to go back to
the cables.
Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Let's all right.
Speaker 8 (01:22:59):
Would you rather Golden Corral or Western Sizzler? What another
rich moment?
Speaker 7 (01:23:07):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
Well, just play along.
Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
This used to bring it back in the day. Mad,
I'm not mad sizzling. You've been to Jamaica. You ain't
been a white when y'all about I got here.
Speaker 9 (01:23:30):
I got here in eighty she said eight.
Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (01:23:33):
I ain't know nothing but no sizzle.
Speaker 8 (01:23:35):
They had silers and.
Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
You from wool cool boy. I don't even know the
hell they talking about. So you ain't been. I've been.
Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
I've been a Golden Corral of one time. Okay, all right, yeah,
I just I just I don't do buffets. The Sneeze
God ain't low enough. Yeah, yeah, the Lord Sneeze God.
They need to have about an inch and a half
a bud.
Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
Of food, all right, popsicle or ice cream cone.
Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Body won't know pops.
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
What's wrong with a.
Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (01:24:20):
All right, that's it. That's today's round of would you rather?
Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
All right?
Speaker 8 (01:24:26):
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Speaker 8 (01:25:09):
All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day. Yeah,
here we are on this is this Wednesday girl fast?
Yeah wow, he's to the weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
All right.
Speaker 8 (01:25:25):
See and so Tommy, you guys said you had some questions. Tommy,
you said you had some questions.
Speaker 11 (01:25:30):
You know, big, big, Yeah, I do, Shirley. He go
on these big vacations and we see him.
Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
You know what, I'm proud of. Let me just say
that first. I'm proud of he get out there and
he'd be balling.
Speaker 7 (01:25:42):
Man.
Speaker 11 (01:25:42):
You got your beautiful wife with you, y'all rolling man,
y'all look good.
Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
It looked like you feel good.
Speaker 8 (01:25:47):
Just calling them money.
Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Come on, you know, I don't want any.
Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Guy, what what what?
Speaker 18 (01:25:52):
I don't want you to just just I don't want
you here to set at normale the normal things in life,
like like what when when in Lanterne you cleaned up
after company left?
Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
When let time you've done this? Well, he probably asked me,
when the last time I have some company? You know,
I like being alone. I think that's the thing people
don't know about me. I really like being quiet and
by myself most of the time. I know, I haven't
(01:26:23):
cleaned up after company. I have no intentions of cleaning
up after company because.
Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
You have you cleaned up here when left time you
ran the back a vacuum. It's just, it's just, it's
just regular stuff. Let's tell you. Ain't talk, you know,
tell me I don't even know what a vacuum at.
Speaker 8 (01:26:50):
Usually in the closet, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Yeah, well what if I'm in the closet for.
Speaker 7 (01:26:57):
Up?
Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Come on, let's come on, come on, let's go, y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Oh, I got Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:27:06):
When the last time you went by somebody house and
put some numbers on.
Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
The board for the game? What the last time you
did that? What you mean numbers on the board, like
on the square, like.
Speaker 10 (01:27:14):
Your numbers for the game, you know, like you know,
seventy five for the quarters, you know, forward and backwards.
Speaker 9 (01:27:20):
You never played squares on the board.
Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Oh, you're talking about like a pool. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
for a football pool. Yeah. What what last time? Well,
at Family Few, the crew had a pool and I
got in it with them. Okay, but I but I
bought too many squares, so they asked me not to play.
Speaker 8 (01:27:45):
Kick you out?
Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Yeah, I wanted I had had all the squares house.
Speaker 8 (01:27:50):
Yeah, this is this is a sidebar. But you've seen
baby Steve on a Family Few doing the porcupine.
Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Hilarious.
Speaker 8 (01:28:05):
Anyway, going, guys, go on. I love baby Steve going
with the mustache.
Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Yes, baby Steve is killing him all right, go ahead, guys, sir,
I got a question. I got a question. So it
says Tommy.
Speaker 16 (01:28:18):
You know, he mentioned it a little while ago about
you not cleaning up. When last time you cleaned.
Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Up and all that? Are you gonna have like a
get together for us? What's the last time you had
a party for us? Well, last time we had a party.
If you always in New York?
Speaker 8 (01:28:32):
That about how long ago?
Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
It is?
Speaker 8 (01:28:36):
Ten years?
Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
No, Tommy, that's twenty This is twenty twenty five. Yeah,
that's how traumatized I was after y'all left. Say this
strong right here, but you know, like I mean, but
you think about it though. You know, we've had a
lot of get together as our sponsored you know, been
(01:28:59):
on trips again, African Paris, you know, goodbye. Yeah, you
know calling calling in Africa? You sure did. A little
white girl, remember she scared the little white girl.
Speaker 16 (01:29:20):
You remember that she acted like she was about to
say the N word. I'm with you, mother, laying while
I'm here. It's not calling n.
Speaker 6 (01:29:37):
That's when Carlin became Marjorie's girlge partners.
Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
And she acts like she wanted to say it. I said,
you better not saying here, tell you that you're gonna
mess around. And I leave Africa my first time in
the mother landing you about to say that? Oh yeah,
anybody else, Julie Tommy, I.
Speaker 11 (01:30:02):
Got one, I got nothing, I got nothing. Okay, what
do you seriously? What normalcy do you miss? Like do
you miss like taking your lady to the to the movies?
But what normalcy do you actually?
Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
Yeah, going out to restaurants is sometimes miss that. I
miss h sitting like I used to. I couldn't really
do it. People would see me. But I wore a
lot of hats back then. So I miss sitting in
Vegas people watching. I would go to the Belagio all
(01:30:35):
the time and sit across from the elevator banks and
I'd sit.
Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
On the bench and just watch people.
Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
Man, I really miss people watching because I laugh to
myself because I make up stories about people as they
go by.
Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
You know, I don't even know him. I just will.
He probably drive PEPSI truck, you know, stuff like that.
I just I just know, I just know.
Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
But that skill has helped me on family few because
I know a lot about people's jobs and what they
do with it, and they're always amazed.
Speaker 8 (01:31:04):
Man, how do you know that?
Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Because I've lived full life, so I missed that.
Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
I miss going to public places and being able to
go to public places because if I go to public place.
Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Now I am the public. Yeah yeah, yeah, that is
it hard o p in public? Is it hard to
p in?
Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Hell yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Hell yea?
Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
What oh hell no?
Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Steve Arney on time you get a picture?
Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
No take my pictures in bathroom. Gotta go, y'all have
a great day. Talk to God. He'd absolutely loved to
hear from you. And that's for real. Y'all. Have a Google.
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