FULL SHOW: Happy Labor Day, Strawberry Letter: He's A Totally Different Man At Night - 09.01.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all, So don't given them back.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
A million busy.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to me to.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Show I don't Joy, yeah, Joy, you.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Love.

Speaker 7 (01:06):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Turn You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out,
turn the water of.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
The moat up, Come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out?

Speaker 8 (01:59):
You think that, Uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:05):
You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got this radio show. Man,
How I got here? I really can't explain it. Only
by the grace of God, That's all I can really
tell you. I was talking with a buddy the other

(02:26):
day and he was telling me. He said, Man, he
had an interesting philosophy about it.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
He say.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
You know, you can have dreams and visions, he say,
but God, God will never show you.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
What all he has for you.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
He won't show you all of it because he knows
you'll mess it up. And you know what, man, I
thought about that, and maw, how true is that?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay? I know that I got a radio show. I
didn't see it. It's just become this major blessing for me.
I didn't see it. But if I would have seen
it and known when he had planned.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
On giving it to me, I would have messed it
up because Number one, my first question would have been
to him, why I got to wait so long? Why
don't I go downhill and start on the radio now?
And then I'll be in radio and then TYD, I
see there God. But see the thing about God is

(03:31):
God don't need your help. Matter of fact, he don't
really want it. All he wants is you to love
him and obey if you can do them, two things.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I think I could be wrong. I think he'd be
really cool with us. So had I known.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
About these blessings that he had for me, I would
have messed him up because I would have put my
thinking in the figuring process, and that would have jacked
it all up. That's the first thing I asked him
why I got away so long? And then if he'd
ha shown me what I was gonna have to do
to get it, I would have showed messed that up. Man,
I ain't finna do that. I ain't finna do all

(04:11):
of that. Wait a minute, I got to go through
all of these mishaps in my life. So when I
get the radio show, I have something to share. Man,
why don't I just read a couple books and share
that experience with them?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Now?

Speaker 8 (04:26):
See, I want you to know what you're talking about.
I want you to be transparent. I want people to
be able to identify with your struggle and apply they
struggle to it and see that they can get over.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
See.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
God never shows you all of it because he know
we'll mess it up. I wouldn't have any books, I
certainly please know, I would not be the host of family.
You can't tell you that. It is amazing man, how
God works. And my invitation to everybody today is allowed

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God to work. You know, you can ask him why
all you want to. And from time to time I
still do no good for me, But that' me old
woe is me?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Lord? Thing that don't really get it for me?

Speaker 8 (05:14):
Because when I start asking him why, I'm asking somebody
who has a thought process so high above mind that
there's no way if he told it to.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Me, I wouldn't even get it.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
You wouldn't either, Uncle, I'll bright you think you are man,
You just ain't gonna get how and why he does
it his way. You're not going to understand it. But
he has a plan for each and every one of us.
And if we adhere to the plan, if we submit
ourself to his will and just say, Okay, God, what
you want me to do, I am telling you it
is the best way to live. Now, you can also

(05:47):
do it the way I did it early on. You
can just do what you want to do and see
how it go from now. And I will tell you
from personal experience it's not going to go good.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You know.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
My wife and I were talking the other day and
she said something with me, and I had to write
it down. She says, Steve, you know the funny thing
about sin. She says, sining cost you more than you
want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
you want to stay. I asked my wife where she
got that from. She said some old person told it

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to her. She says, sining cost you more than you
want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
you want to stay. That's the problem, man, about doing
what you want to do. Because we are all sinners. Man,
all of us, all of us, every last one of
us are sinners. You will be a sinner until you die. Now,
you could be saved by grace. But you're going to

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be a sinner man. You are going to make mistakes.
You are going to in your life knowingly do wrong.
I bet you will. I don't know who you think
you are. I don't know who you've been listening to.
But get this, we are sinners. We were born into
a world that is sinful. Now it's okay, it's okay,

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it's our world. But we can make the best of
it because we can form a relationship with God and
we can go to war with this thing, you know,
and we can win. You can actually get over. Being
born into this world is not an end all. It
doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man, because God is available
to give you life, and not only give you life,

(07:29):
but give it to you more abundantly. I have more
of an abundant life than I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
If you took away the.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
Finances, trust and believe, I have so many things I
could tell you that I'm grateful for. For my wife,
for my children, man, for my family, for the few
friends that I have, for the work that I do,
man for the respect that some people that I feel around,

(07:58):
some people from the rep I've earned. Now I ain't
cool with everybody.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I got that.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me.
Everybody don't like me. Man, get past that right there.
I don't care what you do. Everybody are gonna like you.
Some people didn't like Jesus. What did he do?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
What did he do wrong to anybody?

Speaker 8 (08:22):
Show it to me where he was just out there,
just messing over folks, and you could justify all that
happened to him. Just show it to me. But he
knew everybody ain't gonna like me. I just come to
save y'all understand.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I got you.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna
hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're
gonna do all that to me. When you get through,
I still love you. That's a powerful statement. Man, God
will take care of you if you form this relationship
with him. He has something for you. He has a
plan for you that is beyond your match nation. He

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will give you the desires of your heart. But he
also has some stuff in store for you that you're
not even asking for.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
That he is.

Speaker 8 (09:08):
Willing to ship to an address that belongs to you
as long as you stay on the right path and
are trying your best, God to ship you the blessing anyway,
because please know He's done it to me. I'm a
living witness to this, that God will ship you blessings
and you ain't gonna be perfect. But if he know
your heart, man, if he know you trying to do better,

(09:31):
if he see you trying to change, if he see
you trying to get it right, he understands that you're
gonna stumble all the way through this thing. But if
he know your heart and he know you trying to
get it right and you doing the best you can, boy, here,
ship some stuff your way. Man, you really be tripping, man,
you will really be tripping. Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Man. It's crazy, ain't it.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
What huh?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
You know what time it is? Showtime? Man?

Speaker 8 (10:14):
You know what I was thinking the other day about
how it was as a little boy that I was
growing up, we should put on shows in the basement,
and I'd have a clothes line put up in the
basement and a sheet that was the backstage area. I
was always trying to get my nephews and nieces to perform.

(10:36):
They couldn't, and they were more aggravating to me than
a little bit. So I took it upon myself to
introduce myself because y'all obviously don't have the glam and
what it takes to be in the limelight under this
light bulb in this basement down here.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I don't know how y'all for see yourself.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
Ever making it to the big time and you can't
perform under this one light bulb in this basement. I
look back on that and I was hollering, laughing because
that little boy with the studying condition messed around and
made praise God all might but doing the impossible, the unseeming.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Here I go, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
Steve Harvey, morn the show, Shirley Strawberry calling for real
mouth of the South, Junior and your boy myself. What's up,
junior man?

Speaker 9 (11:34):
Uh, let's talk about this man. You know something that
we've been talking about the other day.

Speaker 10 (11:38):
But it's on your journey when you're doing what you
feel like God has put you on here?

Speaker 9 (11:44):
Which one is more important?

Speaker 11 (11:45):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (11:46):
Getting it right or getting started?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well?

Speaker 8 (11:50):
I gotta tell you something. If you don't ever start,
it's no way to get it right. I mean, if
you don't start, we're not fin to get it right
or wrong. And so I just implore people to start.
You know, you don't have to know how it's gonna
work all the way out, because I have news for you.

(12:12):
Nobody does. If God had told all of you that
in order to get where you are today, and he
showed you a road mapple, every trial, tribulation, set back
that you'd have to go through to get there, all
of us would want something else.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I don't care where we are. I know I would
have had he showed it too.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Ma.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
In the beginning, I just said, hold on, hold on, Lord.
In twenty fifteen, can we skip that? And in two
thousand and five, can we skip that? In two thousand
can we let that one go? And I'd love to
go back to nineteen ninety six? Could we not do that?
Before we get to ninety six? Could we not do that?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh I remember some years.

Speaker 8 (12:58):
Yeah, But if he had showed us that, we wouldn't
ever we wouldn't be where we are. So starting is
the key. Yeah, it's the whole key to everything. But
you have to remember even and started off said this
a million times, but it bears repeating. When you fail,
that doesn't just failure is not any Listen to this.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Failure is not a person. Failure is an event.

Speaker 8 (13:24):
Don't let any event describe who you are as a person?

Speaker 9 (13:30):
Right, Come on?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
What a man say? All right, thank you Steve for that.
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (14:20):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
Bring back, Nephew, what you got?

Speaker 12 (14:24):
Can I borrow your freezer? Can I borrow your freezer?

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Led equipment.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Does this train on? How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
I'm trying to reach Dale deal is the manager?

Speaker 13 (14:37):
Right?

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Dale is the manager.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Okay? Is Dale available?

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Is he there? He's actually with a customer.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Is there something that I can help you with?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Or a pass along message?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Okay? So y'all Allied equipment? What exactly do y'all have there?
I'm going to make sure i'm calling the right place.

Speaker 14 (14:54):
Oh, yes, of course.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
It's a restaurant supply company, so we have, you know,
everything from freezers, refrigerators, to your basic restaurant supplies.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, y'all do have freezers, because that's what I'm trying
to do. What I'm trying to do is I've run
out of freezer space, and I'm trying to see if possibly,
you know, my back is up against the wall right now.
I'm trying to see if I can possibly put something
in one of you all's freezers for a couple of
days until I get freed up on this end. So

(15:27):
that's why I wanted to see if you guys would
allow me to do something like that. Is that possible, sir?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Sorry, I'm a little confused.

Speaker 13 (15:35):
Don't want to buy a freezer.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
You just want to put something in one of our freezers.
I just want to put something in there for a
couple of days, because I have a freezer, but mine
is completely full, and I'm trying to see if I
can put something in you ass freezer until you know,
for a couple of days, and then I'll come back
and get it.

Speaker 13 (15:52):
I'm so sorry. We don't do that.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
If you wanted to come by and purchase theezer.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
I'm happy to help you, but we don't allow outside
vendors to put things in our freezers.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
That's that's yeah, that's I'm sorry. Okay, Well, well I
was told if Dale would hear what was going on,
he might he might be able to help me though.

Speaker 13 (16:15):
Okay, you said your name was Kevin.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Kevin. Okay, Kevin, if you just hold a moment, I
will see if Dale can take your calls. That's what
the hell I asked in the first place.

Speaker 14 (16:25):
Is death?

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Okay, then hold on a moment. Please, This is Dell.
I can I help you? How you doing this? Is
Kevin Kevin, and I've been on the phone with with
uh the sales persons. But let me tell you what
I'm trying to do. Man, I'm I'm trying to use
your You have a lot of walking in freezers that

(16:46):
you all sell, right right, we do?

Speaker 15 (16:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Okay, so what I got is my freezer is completely full. Man,
and I'm I'm my back is against the wall. You
can't record highly community to give you a call. Is
it possible for me to I need to keep something
frozen for a few days. It's only gonna be like
two days. My frieze will be, you know, half empty

(17:12):
in a couple of days. I just want to just
need somebody to just kind of help me out here.
Is it possible for me to bring something over there
to keep keep it frozen for a couple of days?

Speaker 13 (17:21):
You know what we got at the showroom, you know,
with different displays so you could see what different kind
of refrigerators look in your restaurant. But I mean, if
you want to come and take a look at one,
I can have you in if you're interested in buying one.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
But no, no, I hate it's there for show, you know,
right right? No, No, I have a cooler. I have
a freezer already, but like I say, mine is just full.
In a couple of days, it won't be and I
really got to get this this stuff on frozen. Man,
I'm gonna be in trouble. Like I said, I'm I'm
back against the wall over here, man. And I can't
remember who recommended you, but you can't highly recommend it

(17:55):
that you might be able to kill me a little
love on this. Look.

Speaker 13 (17:58):
I guess it comes back depends on what do you need?

Speaker 4 (18:00):
How much? How much do you have that.

Speaker 13 (18:02):
You need frozen? I mean, I don't even know what
you well.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Well, I got three bodies that I need to get
to keep, you know, to keep frozen man. That you know,
we run a mortuary over here. This is bold, mind. Yeah,
we gonna need three people bodies. Yeah, yeah, we got
three bodies that and like I said, my my freezer
is full. Man. But in a couple of days, you know,
these bodies, you know, the funerals would have happened, so

(18:27):
we'll be freed up, you know. But right now, I
got I got three bodies coming in the day that
I got to get in the freezer.

Speaker 13 (18:34):
Are you crazy your mind?

Speaker 15 (18:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
No, No, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious, bro. So
like I said, you can't highly recommend it, you know,
And I'm just trying to get somebody to show me
a little love.

Speaker 15 (18:45):
Man.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
You got those freezers, you don't have nothing in them
that I just need it for a couple of days.

Speaker 13 (18:50):
You got to be out of your mind. We're not
talking about ice. This isn't chicken wings or a port shoulder.
He's a Pepaul.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
You are out of your mind. Man. But listen, Jimmy
deal Dale, listen to what I'm gonna You understand how
serious it is. I have to keep them frozen. That's
the reason why I'm calling you. I mean your help man.

Speaker 13 (19:09):
Yeah, I understand that. Look, if you want to, I'll
have you come in get buy your own freezer. You
can put your own bodies in your own freezer. How
much fuss to show off my showroom with frozen bodies
in the freezer?

Speaker 4 (19:20):
But just just don't just don't show that one for
a couple of days. You know what I'm saying. Don't
just don't show it all. We'll just come you know what.
You know what we could do. We could put the
bodies in there, just cover them up and people don't
want to know what it is.

Speaker 13 (19:32):
Yeah, and then I get a buyer that comes in
and the cover falls off it and I got a
frozen dead body in my freezer?

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Is that even legal? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Man.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
All I'm saying is, here's the deal. Man, you can't
highly recommend it. They told me that you will probably
show me some love. I'm actually, you know, getting ready
to load up and come your way.

Speaker 13 (19:51):
Dude, you can't those dead bodies await from my store.
I'm telling you right now. I can't hook you up
on this one, all right. I just can't do it.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Okay, But we shouldn't the load up and come that
weight though. Man, So you know what I'm saying, it's uh.
I mean, what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 13 (20:07):
I have no you know what? You want to come
talk to me. You want to buy a freezer for yourself,
and you want to freeze your dead bodies on your own.
I don't care. I'll tell you a freezer. I got
no problem with telling you a freezer. But you're not
bringing the bodies here. It's just not happening.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
So if Alonzo, if Alonzo calls you and green lights,
is it okay? Then I highly.

Speaker 13 (20:30):
Doubt Alonzo's gonna call me and tell me to put
three debt bodies and on our showroom for a freezer.
I made out that.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Okay, okay, but but but guess what Alonzo told me?

Speaker 13 (20:43):
What are the lines I'm telling you?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Alonzo told me to give you a call. He told
me to give you a pot phone call. This is
not from the Steve off In Morment Show. Come on,
are you serious? Just uh a b.

Speaker 13 (21:02):
I'm having my check hurt.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Oh oh geez that guy, Well you you just got
pranked by your GM baby. That's what I'll have it
right here? All right, man, give me one more thing.
You gotta tell me. It is right here Dale. What
is the bad is that? I'm talking about the badest
radio show in the land.

Speaker 13 (21:22):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show, my friend?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next we'll hear
from the CLO Steve Harvey. Right after this. You're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, it's Shirley's Strawberry.
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Paul writes, My boyfriend loves sleeping naked and I don't
mind it. I don't mind it at all, but it

(22:33):
would be great if he's showered before getting into bed
with me. What he prefers to shower in the morning,
and I get it, But how can I get him
to wash up before he tries to spoon with me?

Speaker 8 (22:48):
Well, you know, nomospoon, nobo sex anita, shower before.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Bed, that's the nasty.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Yeah, you can throw some water on your face in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well we go beat that bath before you climb up
in here though.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, after all days, eight.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Hours under this cover which you ain't working, you need
to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yes, rach raan ouse range all right, that was an
easy one. See Sheila and Roanook says, I'm fifty seven
years old and my husband and I are separated because
I caught him sexting with the woman. He had a
new picture of her on his phone and he said
she just sent it and he didn't ask her to.

(23:31):
He swears he hasn't cheated on me. But isn't this
the first step to cheating? Should I go talk to
the woman?

Speaker 8 (23:39):
Well, I don't see what going to talk to the
woman to us. You're not married to her, and she
didn't stand any bows to you.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Your conversation is purely with your husband.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
And if he says they haven't had sex yet, that's
a possibility. But now is that the first step to
haven't it? Well, let me just say this, if you
talk about it long enough, once you start talking about

(24:10):
it sexty, then you got to wonder what it would really.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Be like words and action.

Speaker 8 (24:19):
Yeah, if this don't stop, this could be a problem.
And no, you shouldn't go talk to the woman because no,
that ain't who.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
You married to.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, okay, all right, part I'm like that. All right.
Moving on to Kamika and Jacksonville. Kamika rights, I'm twenty
eight years old and I'm dating a forty four year
old married man and he pays my rent. He had
a kid in my apartment, so I had my locks changed.
He got upset and said that I violated the rules.

(24:49):
I never agreed to give him full access to me.
He's married, so why can't I have my privacy to
date others?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Right?

Speaker 8 (24:58):
I mean you know what, Yeah, y'all need to get
these rules established earlier before. Yeah, you know, why did
he have a key in the first place? See, you
gave him m key, then you changed a lot. Now,
he confused, because if I'm paying for the place, it's

(25:19):
because I can get a key. Now you ain't got
no key to his house, nor will you get a key.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh no, he's married.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Now, so you got to re establish what it is.
Now he may stop paying. So you have to understand
now what it is you're in it for. That's right,
because this is a form of you know, this is
an arrangement, a contract. It's just an organized form of prostitution,

(25:53):
that's what it is. It's an organized.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
So you call it what you want to call it.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
But if you're doing performing sex for a monetary game,
that's prostitution. Matter of fact, that you're all regular that
happened all the time. There's a lot of prostitutes got
regular because.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Lot.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, is everyone clear on what it is? One more time, Steve.

Speaker 8 (26:26):
So it's just a verbalized contractual form of prostitution.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
That's what it is for. I will provide you monetary
gain in exchange for sexual faith.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
And the monitor's name was an apartment with a key.
You change the locks, you know, because you want to
do some other stuff. Why you're doing it? So now
we got a problem. He upset he changed your room
because he established lose when he gave you money?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, she said, I never agreed to give him full
access to me.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
Well, when you give him a key to the apartner
and now the key don't work anymore?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
What the check clear?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:15):
See what do you think the check was for? Yeah,
I don't know how you wanted to go your way anyway.
Didn't you say he was married?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, he's married, and he had a key? She said,
he had a key.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
There's no right way to do this, you do know that?
Because all this is wrong?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, because he's married, that's a right there.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Yeah, I don't know how y'all want some clear Oh
this works for me? And when the whole thing is wrong,
So you know, grow up, put your big girl panties on.
This is what you signed up for. Now, y'all have
to renegotiate the deal. Okay, so now you may be
down to just half.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Rent shipping in on the rent.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Access, I guess it.

Speaker 8 (28:02):
Yeah, you gonna mess around and be one hundred dollars
a visit in the.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Middle the money right here we go, Last one, Steve,
last one?

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Falana in Arkansas says I'm married and I have a
male best friend. We are strictly platonic friends. We talk
twenty four to seven and enjoy shopping together. My husband
assumes that my bestie is a new female I work
with and he wants to meet her. Would my husband
flip out if I introduced him to my tall, fine

(28:35):
and chocolate new best friend.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wouldn't you flip out of his new
best friend was a tall, fine chocolate chick.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Really yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah? So yeah, he.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
Gonna flip out and you know you're wrong. That's why
you write the letter.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Uh huh.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
And he's so fine yeah okay, okay, now unless he's
gay getting ready? Yeah, because the flip and you know
it because he fine yeah, tall, yeah, yeah, y'all just
talk twenty four seven, you're gonna introduce him to your husband,

(29:14):
Finn to be a problem.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
But she's letting her husband think that it's her her
new coworker. She's letting your husband think that.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Absolutely, that's deception. No, no, no, that's that's lying.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Like yeah, oh, oh, you're not upset that she's lying.
That's not what I'm hearing, is it?

Speaker 8 (29:38):
Oh see, I get up there with women lie because
y'all so always talking about why I do me and lie?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Why you lie? Why aren't you just telling.

Speaker 8 (29:49):
Me they ain't jo co working down there, that he's
a big, tall, fine man and he's gonna shop it
with me and.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Who and we talked twenty four.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
We talked twenty folks up, Why don't you tell that truth?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, she's wrong? All right, Seela, you nailed it today,
Yes she did.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
It's Steve Harbin Martin show Man.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I love the.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Fact that God is who he is. God is everything.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
He's all powerful, all knowing, all seeing, all prevailing, all doing,
all knowing whatever you need.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
God got up right after.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, it's time for
something funny, Steve. We want you to try and help
people get their next job simply by crying. Okay, I'm
gonna tell you what this is all about. It says,
breaking out some tears may help you land your next job.

(30:52):
During a job interview, you definitely want them to remember you,
and it turns out a few tears just might do
the trick. Well, you may think that crying during the
interview process would blow your chances of getting a job.
There are some people who say it actually works, wonders.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
So okay, well let's go there. Okay, we're in a
job interview.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
You and Carla are interviewing me tell you.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
And so let's go and let's start the interview. Let's
start the interview.

Speaker 15 (31:26):
You.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well, good morning, mister Harvey. How are you today?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
How are you Harvey?

Speaker 8 (31:30):
You miss Strawberry, mister Miles, thank you for having me
such an opportunity.

Speaker 12 (31:36):
All right, So, mister Harvey, let's get started. I wanted
to ask you what exactly what makes you qualify for
this job?

Speaker 8 (31:41):
Well, having had several jobs before that gave me the
experience of exact thing that you folks are looking for.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
It's pretty much made me qualify.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
And you know, everybody that I've ever worked with have
always said I was really just overqualified.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Here, what is it?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Let me ask you something, mister Harvey. Uh, why did
you leave your last job?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Oh god, it's so difficult that you bought this up.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, well, oh god, I was.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I was there for sixteen years and now oh really,
you know, they just came in.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
And they just closed it.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
They just shut it, shut the doors. I was in
the parking lot when it had happened.

Speaker 8 (32:54):
I was standing there, Shane.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Crying, mister Harvey.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
No, no, I'm not. I'm just it's Jane and job interviews.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Happy, let me jump in here.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Just before that, they were all.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I wanted to ask you, mister Harvey.

Speaker 12 (33:27):
You know, a job like this, you're going to be
working with a lot of people. You're going to be
doing a lot of interacting. Uh, you know, how do
you do you have the skill set to actually interact
with other people?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah? Yeah, I interact with people from time to time.

Speaker 8 (33:41):
Who's just talking about it sort of gets me.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
No, I'm fine, I'm fine with other people.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Mister Harvey. This is a sales position we're looking to
hire you for, and we just want to make sure
that you're the right person. As h Thomas mentioned earlier.
You have the right qualifications for this position. You have
to interact with people. You have to sell our product,
and you know people by you first before they even

(34:14):
buy the product. So I just want to make sure
that that you know. This little crying thing I hear,
it's it's not really.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I got a question for you.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I don't just cry. You know all this.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Sounds like you do.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I'm out of work. I'm crying because I'm out of work.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, there's no crying at work.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I don't. I don't not hear yet. I can stop
you cry too, if you w Miss Carl.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
What are your strengths. Let's talk about something positive.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
One of my strengths.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
I can absoluutely pull it together. Really, that's one of
my strongtures. I promise you I can. If you just
hired me, carry child holds out of the LC. It
is like instant. If you don't one of you just
say you're hired, Hockey begin to show you what it
was just sitting here in the eighteenth interview.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
This is the third level this is supposed to be in.

Speaker 16 (35:37):
I was told by your supervisor then it wouldn't we
wouldn't even be in here here I am, and we're
still talking job.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, this is that's why it's called a process, mister Harvey.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
All process, Yeah, a fallow the interview process.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Jesus High, He'll stop.

Speaker 12 (36:10):
Please, Well, let's let's evaluate miss Shirley Strawberry, Carla. Do
you think we have the right person for the job. Well,
how about we let this person sell themselves in thirty
seconds to us?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Okay, yeah, sounds good, y.

Speaker 12 (36:24):
Harvey, Could you sell yourself for thirty seconds to us?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Please?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Okay, Hold, you need a moment, you want to go out.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
And let me know why?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Okay, and you can start now and now.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
And I believe that I'm extremely qualified for this position
due to the fact that I'm probably the most experienced
candidate that you'll meet from time to time. I've also
discovered that I have several traits that this company's lacking,
and I can be a most fulfilling factor in developing
the app to loot direction of the your firm and

(37:00):
your company, I will think's budding asset. And that is
why I think I should have the job.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, all right, right, there no tears. Okay, if you're
asking me, I would say he's hired. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (37:58):
All right, guys, it is time for would you Would
you rather ski down a snow capped mountain or surf
in the Pacific Ocean?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Down that rot seeing down that mountain.

Speaker 12 (38:11):
We gonna tell you about this water shut No.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Maybe change your mind because you're you're on a snow
capped mountain.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
On that mountain. Yeah, I'm gonna log and fall and
recover that fall in the water. That's drowning shops.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Too much?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
All right? Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (38:36):
Three three hands.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
I'm gonna need that three heads. I ain't gonna have
nobody standing at me all day because I'm definitely gonna
be looking back with their mother eyes. I had them
three hands, I'm gonna put one on them in my pocket.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Three eyes.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
Yeah, we're not gonna have them three eyes sitting up
in here. Man, that's just crazy. You ain't gonna get
no play.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
That, geniously, what's wrong in the glasses I.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Got to get with these three eyes? That's just too much?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yeah, yeah, okay. Would you rather have sex continuously for
one hour or always get it done in two minutes?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I've done that, I'm doing now, I'm done for.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Okay, continuously continuously, non stop.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Oh, I ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a many.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
One continuously for one hour? Always get it done in
two minutes.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
That's one if I was cold with that hour.

Speaker 8 (39:45):
And today two minutes.

Speaker 12 (39:49):
Get me gone on by my bell. I'm not gonna
worry you like that. I'm not gonna We're not gonna
do it. You ain't got that kind of no, man,
we get this done in a commercial.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Back to watching rid of I'm telling you.

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Too much to do.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
We've got too much to do, Harvey, h No, I'm
the one hour dude.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I ain't got no time.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
I mean two minutes, ain't gonna work. Okay, now you
got it, you get now you got somebody aggravated with
your constant No.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
You just rolled down.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
You know it's third minutes and yeah, yeah I know.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
But see it's the way that you can you can
pace yourself, see y'all, don't y'all young. See maybe you
don't know. You ain't just you ain't got to have
the same motion for an hour.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Getting that though.

Speaker 8 (40:44):
You know some other things you can be doing. You
can work it now. Yeah, slow win looking at the
I'm standing at the clock. Stay stayed at but easy.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Okay. All right, hey y'all, this is Monica, This is
Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J. Blood Yo.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
This is Stephen A. Smith.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Hey, this is Shaka Khan.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
You have no idea what it is.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
This is Carlos Miller.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
And this may or may not be the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
here we go. This segment is called things you say
to yourself to keep you from flapping the beep out
of someone on your job or anywhere.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Really away.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, you need come on, Steve.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
You need to know things that can calm your nerves.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
See that's what a lot of people don't know. You
need calm and all.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
This ain't for everybody, but I'm sure out of the
tea in a so that I'm on list, you can
come up with something that fits you. These are just
I'm gonna just give you some little woosaw moments that
you can kind of say to yourself to cleep from
slapping the sugar honey ice tea out of somebody down

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on her job.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
You'll be wanting to down at your job.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
This is for those of you that work a job
and you wants to really slap the sugar honey ice
tea out of somebody down at your job. These are
some things you can say to yourself to just keep
you from slapping them and then losing your job. You
all right, you're gonna just go down the list, my creator,

(42:41):
you say these to yourself.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I got two kids in college.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yeah, that's a reminder.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
That your job.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
Here go another one right here, already got two strikes
on for like, yeah, already got here's another you can
use right here, lood. I just got this job. Yeah job,

(43:14):
I just got the job, and I got work for
eight months. I just got this job. But he got
about one more time, say.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Something more more time, one more.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Time, and almost slap the sugar. Honey. I just got
your job.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
Yeah, oh, I'm close to the time that I ain't.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
It was just right here.

Speaker 8 (43:38):
I got one more year in this right in one year,
you're gonna get a pension.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
They're gonna get your turkey.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
Go watch, just hang in there, man, to watch.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Here's another one right here. Let it come, yea.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
From Frozen Frozen, Yeah, let it.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Here's going another one right here for a lot of y'all.
And I'm gonna just go sit in my car smoke
a joint. I'm gonna just go sit in my car smoking.
I know it's not legal, but you're just trying to
keep your job to make because I tell you what
ain't legal.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
If you slap the sugar honey, ice.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Tea sugar scares me every time you say it. Every time.

Speaker 8 (44:28):
Yeah, just sing a song to yourself, man, or you
can just try to nothing but.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
The blood the geezmen, you know no, or just make
up a song.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Hold my hands, put them deep into my pocket. Oh,
my hand, put them deep into my pocket. My hand,
put them deep into my pockets.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
Before I slap the sugar honey life teeth out on him.
He is wanting to keep you from slapping the sugar
honey iced Lord knows I can't go back to jail.

(45:32):
I can't go back to jail. I just couldn't stand
it down. Now, I just couldn't stand it down. Then, Lord,
I can't go back to jail. Oh, but I want
to do something.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I beat in done something.

Speaker 8 (45:49):
I'm sorry, you know the hot head on the show,
but I can't go back to jail.

Speaker 9 (45:57):
Realization Right there, you're saying.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
So those are things that you can use on your job.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
Seeing that you can say to yourself, keep you from
slapping your sugar honey iced tea.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
How are your co worker? Just use him?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Let it go all right, Thank you, sir. Coming up
next to the nephew's prank phone call right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
in about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is he's a totally

(46:30):
different man at night. We'll get into that. Find out
what that's all about. Who he changes into at night?
Find out all about it. Coming up and justin viewing
the Strawberry letter. First, the nephew is here with today's
prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
What you got for us?

Speaker 12 (46:47):
New Well, surely a lot of pairers hate to hear it.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Some of them get the call.

Speaker 12 (46:51):
You know, it happens sometimes your son didn't make the team.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I'm gonna say it again, your son didn't make the team.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Let's go get out.

Speaker 11 (47:06):
Hello.

Speaker 15 (47:06):
Hello, I'm trying to reach miss Lydial.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
This is she.

Speaker 15 (47:11):
This is coach Watkins up at the up at the school.

Speaker 11 (47:13):
How are you, hey, Coach Watkins?

Speaker 15 (47:16):
I'm fine?

Speaker 11 (47:16):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 15 (47:18):
Listen, we've had Maleik out for the last week and
a half. He's been coming to practice here at the
at the Junior High School and wanted to reach out
and give you a call about everything that's going on.

Speaker 11 (47:30):
Oh yeah, Well, I know he's really excited. He can't
wait to start the seasons. He's ready walking.

Speaker 15 (47:35):
All some you know what, I'll be honest with you.
He's a great kid, and he's got a good heart,
and he's really really really trying and trying to produce
as much as possible.

Speaker 11 (47:46):
Well, you know, he loves the game and he's been
playing since he was a little kid.

Speaker 15 (47:50):
Yeah, yeah, you know, this is you know, this is
the seventh grade. This is the first time some of
these kids have played organized football, and this is its
time playing school football. And it's it's a big it's
a big transition that if you've been playing Little league
ball or Pop Warner or whatever you want to call it.
It's a it's a big difference and a big transition

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to go from one to the other.

Speaker 11 (48:13):
You understand, Yeah, I do understand. But Malik is been
working really hard, yes, and he's ready.

Speaker 15 (48:17):
Well well, well, let me let me say this. My
main reason for calling you is letting you know that
league as of right now, is not going to be
able to make the cut as far as what you say, Well,
he's not going to be able to make the cut
as far as being on the team for this year. Now,
I got you said.

Speaker 11 (48:37):
Wait, wait, you said that Malik is not gonna be
able to make the team. The team.

Speaker 15 (48:45):
He's a great kid, you know, he's a great I
know he's a great kid.

Speaker 11 (48:49):
But woman, now, he didn't play Pop Warner and he
was a stunning quarterback, So what are you talking about.
He's not going to make the team this year. He
was the best they had out on that squad.

Speaker 15 (48:59):
Okay, and you know what, I've heard a lot about him.
I heard he did a great job.

Speaker 11 (49:03):
Heard about him. Wait a minute, wait, man, have you
seen his got twenty touchdowns in the season.

Speaker 15 (49:08):
I understand who know the kids is out there doing that.
But you know what, but right now, we got a
lot of different kids that are coming into this particular school,
so you know, the competition has gone greater and greater
than what we could possibly understand.

Speaker 11 (49:21):
Wait a minute, when this is seventh grade, first of all,
everybody makes the team. Nobody gets cut in the first place.
You got an A team and a B team. So
you're telling me my baby ain't made none of them teams?

Speaker 15 (49:33):
Right right now, miss Lydia. You know, like I said,
Malika is a great kid. I like him.

Speaker 11 (49:39):
I know what Milik is. I know that he's a
great kid and he's a ballplayer. Now I make sure that.
So don't come telling me that he's not good enough
to make the cut on this seventh grade team. Well,
don't come telling me who is the quarterback? Who? Yeah,
you tell me what's going on? Who is the quarterback?

Speaker 15 (49:55):
Well, actually, right now, my son is the quarterback. Yo, son, well,
I mean, you know, play, Yeah, it is actually the quarterback.
He hasn't done any pop warn or anything, but he
really has what it takes to be never.

Speaker 11 (50:12):
Played football before, or he's never played organized football, but
he's gonna be the quarterback for the seventh grade team.
Is that what you're telling me?

Speaker 15 (50:21):
Well, yeah, my son is actually a starting quarterback, but that.

Speaker 11 (50:25):
My son don't make the teach and my son score
twenty touchdown? Twenty touchdown? Is that what you're telling me?

Speaker 15 (50:32):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (50:32):
Hell no, this is I'm calling up to that school tomorrow.

Speaker 15 (50:35):
I will be up there tomorrow. Let me explain something.

Speaker 11 (50:42):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know
what this is. This nepotism or whatever.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
You got going on around here.

Speaker 11 (50:48):
But hell no, my son ain't Nathan what. Hell no,
it's gonna be smoking the city tomorrow when I get
up there.

Speaker 15 (50:58):
Lydia, what I want to say this is this, if
your son would take a year off, Lord and try
to get itself together and get his fundamentals together together,
a greater football player when he gets to be headed
to the eighth grade.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
It was the right this doll last year.

Speaker 11 (51:14):
What is doing about this fundamental together. Your son ain't
never even pro.

Speaker 15 (51:18):
Well, you know what. I've worked with my son and
you know, and it's a little it's a little awkward
for me to try to talk about what my son.

Speaker 11 (51:25):
Has done from behf you talking about because you don't
know what your son has done? Because ain't nobody ever
seen your ton? You just got this dream probably something
that you ain't did you want to live vicrosy through him?

Speaker 15 (51:36):
Hell? No, that's that is about it.

Speaker 11 (51:37):
That is about it.

Speaker 15 (51:38):
I don't hell in school. I played in high school,
and let me play this. I'm trying to do the
best that I can and the best of my ability
to make sure that everybody gets a good and fair
shot at what's going on.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I don't.

Speaker 11 (51:51):
But he don't get to play, So what about don't
get the players?

Speaker 15 (51:55):
Probably he'll work out to be a better some brdle.

Speaker 11 (51:59):
So that to the mole Mother's that's some boys.

Speaker 13 (52:01):
I bet you.

Speaker 11 (52:02):
I guarantee you this, my son to be starting this year.
I guarantee you this.

Speaker 15 (52:05):
You don't want none of that, Okay, right now? All
I can say is I need Malik to actually bring
his cliques back because my son's gonna need him to
play in.

Speaker 11 (52:16):
I suck him cli your son and getting your son's
running down that field, We're gonna rush the barefoot. He
ain't get mine nothing, ma'am.

Speaker 15 (52:24):
From my records. Understanding is that the cliques actually came
record wrong.

Speaker 11 (52:29):
Is the one that told you that my sun can't
fight your records? Ain't thinking about your records?

Speaker 4 (52:35):
You your mama and the day she bushed your ma'am.

Speaker 15 (52:39):
I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
with you. All I'm trying to say is this is
that Malik about to do? You?

Speaker 11 (52:45):
Start looking for a new job, get your resume together.

Speaker 15 (52:48):
Hey, you know what, ma'am. I'm not gonna go back
and boy, I got one more thing I need to
say to you.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
You have nothing that you ain't got nothing else to
say to me. My son to be playing and I'll
be up there tomorrow.

Speaker 15 (52:58):
I have one more ain't gonna need to say to you.
You listening.

Speaker 11 (53:01):
Only thing you need to tell me is who I
need to talk to tomorrow.

Speaker 15 (53:04):
Now, I'll let you know that as soon as I
tell you this, are you're listening?

Speaker 11 (53:08):
I'm listening.

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What his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show
your sister ain't a got me to prank phone call you?

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Hello. I thought that was really you gotta be.

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A hot.

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After school. Everybody said the school was dayDay was going old.
Oh man, man, I got something. Ask what is the
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Speaker 11 (53:53):
The Steve Harvey Morning Shout?

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Oh lord, you got time.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Right now in my New Top Yeah, I love.

Speaker 8 (54:09):
You need to get your resume together because you're gonna
need work.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
You're trying to live curiously to him.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Because you.

Speaker 13 (54:20):
Because you.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Not run down the side at all?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
What?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Oh man, what every parent of a student athlete is?

Speaker 7 (54:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:38):
You involved with sportsman?

Speaker 8 (54:40):
You know touchdowns last year?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
He he ain't making team?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
You ride?

Speaker 8 (54:48):
And who is your boy?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Oh there's some of that nepotism bull.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yes, she did say, yeah, I don't know how you
think of this stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Tell me that one right there. That's New Top three.

Speaker 12 (55:13):
Big up to all the coaches. That's coaching all about you.
We love y'all, We appreciate y'all.

Speaker 15 (55:19):
Man.

Speaker 12 (55:20):
We put our kids in y'all hands, and y'all try
to make out the leads out of them.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
So if you don't play mine I'm the lady.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
On the phone. All right, great one King of Praying,
all right? Coming up next it is the Strawberry Letter.
The subject is he is a totally different man at night.
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(56:35):
on the air, just like We're gonna read this one
right here, right now. Yeah, this one right here. Never
know it could be yours.

Speaker 9 (56:43):
Yeah, let me tell you know some people. It's that tax,
it's that tame. It's time for the Strawberry Letter. My
good friend, Charlie Strawberry.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Thank you, my good friend Junior subjects He's a totally
different man at night. He's a totally different man at night.
The letter reads, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty two
year old female and I'm dating a sixty year old
young man. We clicked instantly, and we've been together for
two months. I may have been too forward with him

(57:12):
after the first few dates because I wanted to rub
and feel on him to see what he was working with.
I hugged him tightly one day, and it felt like
he was wearing a back brace. I decided not to
ask him about it right then. He also wouldn't let
me touch his face or play in his hair. I
learned to keep my hands to myself. A few nights ago,

(57:34):
I asked him to stay over, and he was caught
off guard, but I insisted. We started to get ready
for bed, and I noticed he was wearing a spanks
type of girdle under his shirt. I've never seen one
on a man, so I asked if it was a
back brace, and he said no, it was awkward. I've
then noticed there were makeup wipes in my garbage. I

(57:57):
asked him about them, and he said he needed it
to wipe off his tenant moisturizer. I was a bit
irritated because he went through my things and shut and
shocked because he wears tenant moisturizer. After I took my shower,
he was lying in my bed in his underwear and
I had to make him go take a shower. It
was the quickest shower I had ever seen, and when

(58:19):
he got up, his hair dye or whatever he had
in his hair was all over the pillowcase. After he showered,
he came out naked and his man boobs were swinging freely.
They were as big as mine. I had to visualize
sex with my ex to get in the mood. The
sex was pretty good after I finally got into it.
I enjoyed this man's company, but I am not sexually

(58:43):
attracted to him.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Now.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I'm not perfect, and I wear wigs and push up broths.
But he turned into a whole different man right in
front of me. Shouldn't he have told me about this beforehand?
What do I do? All right? This is one thing
I can tell you. When you rush a situation to
get what you know want, then you get what you get.

(59:07):
Sis you get what you get. I mean clearly he
wasn't ready. But you said after a few dates you
wanted to rub and feel on him to see what
he was working with. I think it was a bit
too much, too fast. He also didn't want you to
touch his hair. He didn't want you to touch his face.
Later you learned he dyes his hair and wears Tenant
facial moisturizer. I know they make moisturizer for men, Tenant

(59:30):
moisturizer and spanks, but I don't know any men who
wear them. You were shocked by that, but again, I
don't think this man was ready for it. He said
that he just wasn't ready. You were taking him fast.
His ego got involved at that at that time, because
you know, he had to give you what you wanted. Okay,

(59:52):
ready or not, Here I come. And that's basically what
it is. I mean, no need to being shocked or irritated.
Now you woke the man all the way up he
had to perform. Then afterwards you said the sex was
pretty good, but you're not sexually attracted to him. Now,
you mentioned about his man, boobs and all that, but
you also said you do enjoy his company. Well why

(01:00:15):
not do just that right now? Enjoy his company? I
think you're rushing things. I mean, what do you want
Steve and I to do? What do you want us
to say now? Because I can tell you. If you
just want sex, then leave him alone, you know, just
leave him alone because you're not sexually attracted to him.
Just go your separate ways. If you want companionship, because

(01:00:38):
you say you do like his company, then you could
give a relationship a chance if you choose. It's only
been two months that you've been dating this guy, take
it a bit slower, you know, so you guys can
get to know each other. I think you should go
on more dates. I mean, you know, really though, don't
most people look better in their clothes than they do naked.
I mean when you get down to it, I mean,

(01:00:59):
I bet you look different without your wig and your
push up broad. You know, you changed to a different
person too, if you take that out. I think if
he's a good man. Eventually you can work out together,
you can eat healthier foods and so on. I mean,
I do know a couple of guys who wear just
for men hair color, and you know, I happen to
like gray hair on men. If he wants to stop that,

(01:01:20):
but you know, don't go trying to change him and
doing all that right now. There are worse things in life.
I think you should pick your battles and get to
know this man, you know, before you make any rash decisions. Steve.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
Yeah, Well, we got a difference of opinion on this letter.
Great response, Sheirley, wonderful. I think it was a very
politically correct way for you to approach this letter. I
commend you because your advice was really really well done.
And I will say that as a Christian, I thought

(01:01:54):
your answer was wonderful. And trying to make the relationationship
work between.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
The two people, well, if you know it can it can?

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
It could absolutely And I agree with you. I agree
with everything you said. I just don't see it this much.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
And let's see what you're gonna say.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Good, Well, let's go.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
I'm a fifty two year old female and I'm dating
a sixty year young man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Oh so you think, oh you see you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Trying to flood us with the sixty year young man. Oh,
we finn to find out why you think he's sixty
years young? Okay, you know you wanted to go forward
with him, so you started feeling on rub and see
what he was working with a hugy one day and
it felt like he was wearing a back braid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
You thought he worked at home depot, didn't you?

Speaker 8 (01:02:52):
But oh, oh no, we gonna find out in this
letter that that back brace feeling was male.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Thinks the stubble.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Hang on Part two of Steve's responses, coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour Today, Strawberry letters subject,
He's a totally different man at night. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, it's
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let's recap today's Strawberry letter. He's a totally different man
at night is the subject.

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
First of all, I want to say once again how
much I agreed with Shirley Strawberry's response. I thought it
was perfect if he was trying to keep people together.
I thought it was a wonderful view to take. I'm
not here for that today. I'm not here to keep
you together. I'm here to talk about this because you
tried to tell us that you're fifty two and he

(01:04:23):
is a sixty year young man. Where we about to
find out why you think he's so young. It started
when you started rubbing on him, trying to see what
he was working with, and you hugged him real tight,
and it felt like he was wearing a back break.
You at then thought it was for work, because you
thought maybe he was loading boxes and ups all down
at home depots. We were later to find out that

(01:04:46):
he had on male spanks. We'll get to that in
a minute. I decided not to ask him about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
It right then.

Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
But he wouldn't let me touch his face all play
in his hair. Oh didn't you just say he was sixty?
Young man? You just said that? Didn't where we about
to find out why? I asked him to stay over
one day. He couldn't. She couldn't play in his face
and hair.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
He would go.

Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
Now I learned to keep my hands to myself. A
few nights ago I asked him to stay over, and
he was caught off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
God. He wasn't ready stay over here. I ain't got
my stuff. So now.

Speaker 8 (01:05:27):
He was caught off God, but I insisted. We started
to getting ready for bed. I noticed he was wearing
a Sphinx type of girdle under his shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
When we were in Atlanta at the office.

Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
That was a lady that came in there that had
a company she wanted to be to invest in. I
tried on one of these spank shirts for men. I
had to go in the kitchen and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Cut it off.

Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
I couldn't get it back over my head. Yeah, I
didn't have enough deck stare. See you know how I
normally pull a T shirt over your head with both
hands grabbed the bottom. I couldn't get that thing up.
I got the sweating in it, and it was stuck
to me, so I had to cut it out. I've
never seen one on the man. Well, they out there

(01:06:15):
they called mail springs and then to reduce the look
of your stomach and chess areas. So I asked if
it was a back brace. He said, no, ain't no
back brace.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
She knew that.

Speaker 8 (01:06:27):
Yeah, I did notice that was makeup wipes in my garbage.
I asked him about them, and he said he needed
to wipe off his tinted moistarized.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Oh he ain't who you thought he was.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
Okay, so now he laying him in there and he
had to wipe off his tinted moistarize. I'm assuming that's
with the moisturizer with a colored yeah. Yeah, so now
he trying to look ten and glowy. That's why he
looked sixty years young. That morstterizer guy is looking like
he actually alive.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Because he know if he wiped it off, he looked
like death. Looked like a cork. He's pale.

Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
But you know that darkness cover a lot of stuff.
That's why black is so beautiful. The black of the berry,
the sweet of the juice, black, don't crack, but pale Duke.
I was a bit irritated because he went through my
things and shocked because he wears tennant marsh rolls.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Well you made him stay. He wasn't ready.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
You caught off.

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
God, he ain't got his martial ard. He ain't got
his makeup white with it. Now, he didn't have to
go through your things and find some makeup white. After
I took my shower, he was laying in the bed
in his underwear. I had to make him go take
a shower. Well, he still had that back brace on,
slash girdle, slash man's fains. It was a quickie shower

(01:07:58):
i've ever seen. And when he got up, his hair
dyed or whatever he had in his hair was all
over the pillow case. That's that Beijing. That's that and
that hair color. That's a spray.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
You can spray beds on dudes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Not all that.

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
He need a woman in his life. Somebody can tighten
him up. After he shouted, he came out neked and
his man boobs was swinging freely.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Just a chess full of breast. That's what that top
was for.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
It's a what a chest chest full of breass.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
I won't say the T word, but we on radio. Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:08:44):
They go out there and there wasn't any bitty either.
They were as big as mine.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I had to visualize having sex with my ex to
getting the move. So now let's go over there.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
Okay, he got dressed, he got on springs, he gotta
wear Tenant Marshall rides. He used your wet wife, you man,
because he went to your stuff to find it. You
insisted say over there, and he got the wrong die.
He ought to get some jests from men and colored
his hat. But if he had a woman, a woman
could tell him some of these tricks that he don't know.

(01:09:22):
He just using timperary stuff because he trying to pull
it together and look sixty years young. Actually, when he
took off all that stuff, he looked if you're an eighty.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Two, Yeah, so you fifty two.

Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
You take the man that look eighty two trying to
fool you and make you think he's sick.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
I wear wigs and push your brawls, and you should.

Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
It's okay for a woman to wear a wig and
to push up braw But him, though, he got too
much going on. Should I have told you about this
before hand?

Speaker 13 (01:09:52):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Now, I shouldn't told you.

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
He didn't know I was gonna go that far, all right,
unless he gonna put all that stuff back on the.

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All right, Steve, it it's time to check your voicemail
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I just wanted to say that this is a call.
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(01:11:09):
this call I left a message for us from Canada.
Loves your inspirational messages, Steve.

Speaker 14 (01:11:15):
Good morning, Steve. It's your girl. Yesman from Toronto, Canada,
just calling in to say I love the show. I've
been a listener for years and what I really appreciate
is the thought of the day. No matter where I'm at,
I literally run to the radio and everybody knows at

(01:11:36):
that time that I'm just focused. I listen and I
take you know, whatever you have said in and it
really really helps me. Especially I've just lost my father
and my dad and I actually used to listen to
you on the radio. So I just want to say
thank you, family, thank you for everyone in a world

(01:12:00):
that has so much negativity. Thank you for bringing the positive.
God bless you. Steve. Keep doing what you're doing, and
I just want to say thank you. My heart is
so far thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
Well, You're absolutely welcome, and we try to do our
best and we appreciate the encouragement because sometimes you don't
know that you're reaching people because we're on the radio here.
It's not like we get every day. We know exactly
what we did, so we just do it now. On
a lighter note, when she tuned in and said, hey, Steve,
this is your girl you ask me, I'd just like

(01:12:37):
to say, I don't have a girl named yas in captain,
So I just wanted to be clear, to clear it
clear that or for the shade room, the black hole.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
And great on and all of that.

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
Yeah, I just want to clear that. Fore that get
rolling down the hill? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Let
me blow the snow off that ball.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Yeah. I just wanted to say that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Thank you, all right, thank you guys man. All right,
let's called Steve. Let's hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Hey, Steve in the game. This is Dennis caauling you
from Latonia where we put it on your Georgia. This
meshing is actually for Shirley and Carla. Shirley and Carla
never stopped laughing. You two have the most infectious laugh
at radio. I got in my car the other day
and you were laughing, and I just started laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Didn't even know what you were laughing about.

Speaker 10 (01:13:31):
But always keep that good, positive, wonderful energy in those
laugh Steve, Tommy Junr.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Y'all need Jesus.

Speaker 13 (01:13:39):
That's all too my sake.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Way was you need Jesus? Yes, yeah, we do need
you ain't gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Laugh, you go, thank you for all.

Speaker 17 (01:13:50):
The called blesss. DJ Cavick, Hey, what up? This is
your boy Chris Broke. Hey, this is Keisha Cole, lost people.
This is Kirk Franklin.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Hey, this is John Legend. And you listen to the
Steve Harley Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You know some people are still grilling on
the weekends, catching that last little bit of summer. And
we saw this topic on Facebook. Okay, the subject was
don't micro manage me when I'm grilling. So this guy

(01:14:22):
named Dave wrote in. He said, my brother won't grill
slash barbecue for our large family events anymore. He feels
too many people have specific requests. He can't handle complaints.
He can't handle complaints. He can't handle things like cheese
or no cheese, or well done or medium? What kind
of rub are you using? Is that vegan or meat?

(01:14:42):
He says, my brother can really really barbecue, but he
is fed up, and now he's telling the family to
get a caterer because he is done. So he had
a question forever you, Steve, Tommy and JUNR. He wants
to know if you have any suggests to help his
brother deal with these special food orders when he's grilling.

(01:15:04):
He says he wants him back out there on that
grill at least by the upcoming Labor Day weekend. So
what advice do you guys have for him before before?

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yeah, I just got warm. I ain't got but one.

Speaker 12 (01:15:15):
The vegan people can go to hell all that's all
I got to say. Rest up blowing on conj But
the bigger people can go to head.

Speaker 13 (01:15:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
My thing was they want to eat too.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
I think it was timing me.

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
If you're vegan, you need to leave now.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
You don't need to even be coming by there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
I don't want you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
No, we don't want you to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Vecans get hungry. You can't have a little side menu
for the vegans.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
Yeah, we got a signe menu form they call signs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Yeah, that's what they call. It's called signs.

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
Fall break bees, you know, and pick the hem out
to break beans because it's going in there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Take the breaking their.

Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
Stuff out the baked beans because they going in there.
And here's my suggestion. Here's what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
See when I.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
Barbecue, I have I have kids, this vegan. You know,
I got grins.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
You know this.

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Come on when I'm barbecue this high barbecue? I got
warm and draws. Why this high barbecue? This what our barbecue?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Why are you yelling chicken?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
You can't get chicken? Is chicken. He's gotta be one
sixty five in the middle. That's it. Now my steaks, my.

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
Lamb chops, burgers, all this is medium ram So when
you get them out the warm and draw if you
want to pop them in the microwave and heat them
up and heat them down the medium or you can
leave it in there and turn it in the shoe level.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
That's on yo.

Speaker 8 (01:16:50):
But weed telling them off the grill at medium ramp
because when I reheat them up I won't mind to
go to medium.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Did you talk talk to your guests in the same tone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
I don't talk to him at all.

Speaker 9 (01:17:07):
I've been one bollecute.

Speaker 8 (01:17:08):
This ain't a social event. Come out here, cookies, this
is my kitchen. Just get around the grill from non
sauce we.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Got but Dave can't even handle cheese or no cheese
and your burger, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Not doing that. The cheese is in refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
You should know if you want cheese and that what
about when it melts it?

Speaker 8 (01:17:34):
Well, then you need to be you need to put
your identify the burger. You won't get your cheese out
refrigerator and be standing there because they're coming off medium.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
But he just don't even ask him well done or
medium for your meat.

Speaker 8 (01:17:50):
I don't well well done meat man, gonna ask nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Why did you talk?

Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
First of all, my assistant been with me twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Won't everything well done? Not doing that to the foods
well done? We just give it to the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
And it is a social event.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
I bet it not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
We have more it is done, watch and then eat.

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Coming up with twenty minutes after the hour.

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You can't do nothing around my crack and you're tattoo.
You can't sketch on it, you can't. You can't put
tracing paper on my crack.

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And I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Gonna hold steal. I just can't do it because I'm
a clinch. I'm a clinch. I'm gonna tell your paper.

Speaker 8 (01:18:44):
I'm gonna tell your paper coming up right after.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You know what,
I hate to even say this, but uh now we
have a good excuse to have ice cream for breakfast. Okay, well, yeah,
I've been doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Should me get out off this biting it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Yes, immediate, This is wonderful news, right. A new study
found that ice cream may be healthier than a multi
grain bagel. Like certain foods were ranked on a scale
of one to one hundred in terms of nutrition. The
higher the number, the healthier the food. Now listen to this.
The chocolate ice cream cone with nuts ranked at number

(01:19:31):
thirty seven, while a multi grain bagel with raisins got
a low score of nineteen. That's what I got, all right, Well, bagels,
no ice not as healthier than a bagel.

Speaker 8 (01:19:41):
Bagels, According to this traditional bagels are not really that
telling it. I don't know about multi grain, but you
know they say multi grain and all this here. But
you've got to be careful because there's a lot of
them just calorie dents. A lot of them have sugar
in it. Because let me so much some sugar an
you might as well enjoy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
I mean ice cream, bagel, ice cream and eggs.

Speaker 8 (01:20:05):
Yeah, and we ain't really bagel people, so I don't
know why we even in this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
But we are ice cream people though that we are.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah, yeah, we bought it toast people.

Speaker 9 (01:20:16):
Yeah, you toaster. He ain't never put a bagel on
your toast.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
No, I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:20:23):
I ain't got no to I don't know what my
favorite homemade biscuits.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
we'll play a round of would you rather? Right after
this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
All right, guys, it is time for would you rather?
Would you rather ski down a snowcapped mountain or surf
in the Pacific Ocean? Ski down a snowcap.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Down a mirth set down that mountain.

Speaker 12 (01:21:27):
We didn't tell you about this water shirt, No, no, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Change your mind because you're you're on a snow capped mountain.

Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
On that mountain, Yeah, I'm gonna I can fall and
recover that falling in that water.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
That's drowning sharp too much?

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
All right? Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Three hands, I'm gonna need that. Three heads.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
I ain't gonna have nobody staring at me all day
because I'm definitely gonna be looking back with their mother eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
I've had them.

Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
Three hands, I'm gonna put one on them in my pocket.
Three eyes, Yeah, we're not gonna have them three eyes
sitting up in here. Man, that's just crazy. You ain't
gonna be getting no play after that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
What's wrong in the glasses?

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
I got to get with these three eyes? That's just
too much?

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Yeah, okay. Would you rather have sex continuously for one
hour or always get it done in two minutes?

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
I'm doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Okay, continuously continuously, non stop.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Oh, ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Minute, continuously for one hour. Always get it done in
two minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
One in four.

Speaker 12 (01:22:58):
I was cold with that hour, and today two minutes,
two minutes. Get me gone on by my bell. I'm
not gonna worry you like that. I'm not gonna We're
not gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
You ain't got that kind of time. No, man, we
get this done in a commercial. Back to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
And I'm telling you.

Speaker 9 (01:23:21):
Too much to do. I got too much to do, Harvey.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Oh no, I'm the one hour dude.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
I ain't got the time continuously.

Speaker 8 (01:23:31):
I mean two minutes ain't gonna work.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:23:36):
You gotta you get now. You got somebody aggravated with
your confidence.

Speaker 12 (01:23:40):
No, you just rolled down. You know it's thirty minutes,
and yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:23:46):
But see it's the way that you can you can
pace yourself, see y'all, don't y'all young. See maybe you
don't know. You ain't just you ain't got to have
the same motion for hours.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Why are you getting that though? You know what I'm saying,
the things you could be doing.

Speaker 18 (01:24:02):
You can work it now, yeah, se win slow wint.

Speaker 8 (01:24:12):
Looking at the I'm standing looking at the clock. I'll
be stayed out, but easy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Okay, all right, come ahead, our last break of the day. Quiet,
we'll be back to close out the show with some
closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Right after this.

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Here.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
We are, guys, our last break of the day. Thank
you Lord, we made it through. Yeah, that's a good day.

Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
I want you all to think of words because I
don't want to give away any of.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Words that describe are going through something. I want you
to think of.

Speaker 8 (01:26:07):
Words that describe going through something or something.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
You've had to overcome.

Speaker 8 (01:26:14):
As you give them to me, I want to show
you what those words have taught me. I don't know
how this is gonna go because we've never done this before.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Okay, just an exercise.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
But that's what it is. I give an example.

Speaker 8 (01:26:32):
I often found myself ended up as I've gotten older,
of taking all the bitter moments and turning it into
sweet moments, of taking all my lemons and making lemonade.
Because out of all of my hardships that I've had,

(01:26:53):
what those hardships did was It's solidified my relationship with God.
It forced me to understand more fully what I was
capable of. It made me understand what those scriptures were
really saying, and it taught me the power of prayer.

(01:27:20):
So hardship really changed my relationship with God. So as
the team presents me these words that presented challenges are
difficult to them, I would try to put it into
words that have changed my life. Junior, you want to start.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Sir, what's the words strong willed?

Speaker 8 (01:27:44):
Strong willed? I had to become strong willed because of
weak moments. You know, there are weak moments that come
in your life where it's going to test you in
the form of temptation, and you're gonna have some weak moments.

(01:28:07):
But when you had those weak moments, it's practiced for
you to develop a stronger will. You've got to develop
a strong will to overcome temptation. That everybody has temptation
and everybody not gonna You're not gonna win the temptation
battle all day, all the time. You're just not gonna
do it. You're human. But it taught me a lot

(01:28:29):
about strong will in my weak moments. Anybody, Yeah, that's
a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Hello, fear, fear, fear, fear, Oh well, fear. We've often
talked about this.

Speaker 8 (01:28:49):
Fear has produced more bravery for me than anything because
every time I've mustered up the courage to face my fear,
it made me more brave. You know, if you're a
fear fearful person or a brave person, that's the direct opposite.

(01:29:10):
But you need to fear to bring out the bravery
in you. See, if you're not presented with the things
you're afraid of, you don't know what to be brave towards.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
You follow what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:29:22):
I needed to have fearful moments because God needed to
show me just how brave I really was. By turning
around and facing those fears, it made me understand how
brave I actually was. See every descending moment, every at
verse moment in your life that has an opposite to it,

(01:29:44):
you got to find it. But you become more brave
when you face more fears. It's nothing wrong with being afraid.
What cripples you is when you don't address the fear
when you run from it, But when you turn around
and face it, you find out that what you you
were afraid of, wasn't as big as you thought it was.
That fear has caused me to discover the bravery in me.

(01:30:06):
You better come on, Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Hard Let me say mountain, Steve, mountain.

Speaker 8 (01:30:13):
Oh, this is a good one for me, This is easy.
I often have to thank God for all the mountains
I've had to climb, because in climbing the mountain, it
gave me the strength and the wisdom. I understand that
with Christ, all things as possible. That they ain't a
mountain too high that he can't get me over, That

(01:30:35):
ain't an ocean too deep that he can't swim me through.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
That mountain.

Speaker 8 (01:30:41):
When I'm climbing mountains, it allows me to understand the
real power of God, because sometimes you standing there looking
at that mountain and it just seems so impossible, But
you got to start to climb. And every time I
started to climb and I've reached the top of one
of the mountains, all I could do was say, thank
you God forgiving me the strength to hang in there

(01:31:02):
or reach the top of his mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Now to ask some valleys too, Now, oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:31:07):
But you don't get to get you don't You don't
get to the mountaintop without going down in the valley.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
See what you can't have one without the other. That
was very good. I appreciate that, y'all.

Speaker 8 (01:31:18):
You know, that's some of the things that I've learned
in my life from adversity. Everything that looks like a
bad moment, if you look at it the right way.
Like I've always said, behind every moment of adversity, there's
a lesson and a blessing. And I thank God that
I've learned from all my adversity, all the mountains, all
the fear, all of the moments where I needed bravery,
all the times I needed to have that strong will.

(01:31:40):
He just kept showing up for me. I just asked
the Lord, shose up for you. It's just we ain't
always there for him.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Don't forget talking to God. He loved to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
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