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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
All, so don't given a.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Million bus.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Steve listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I don't Joy Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Show?

Speaker 6 (00:58):
You know you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love you?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Turn to turn the mouth. Turn you probably got to
turn the mouth, turn out the water the monk.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think that. I sure will. Good
morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Man, oh man, oh man.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You know what, y'all.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
I mean, really, the goodness of God is overwhelming if
you think about it. I mean, really really think about it,
even when your circumstance doesn't look so bright, even when
you're going through something that's causing you discomfort, pain.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Even in that, God's goodness.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
Is actually overwhelming, because don't forget why you're going through
this moment. First of all, this too shall pass. But
also secondly, remember, man, ain't everything else that you've gone
through that seems so insurmountable at the time, didn't you
get past that too? I mean, it's amazing. If you

(03:02):
really think about it, you don't get stuck on any
one issue your whole life. The only people that get
stuck on an issue. They whole life is people who
won't let it go. That's really all it is. There
are people who exist, and you may be one of them.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh please know, I've.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
Been guilty of it myself before, but I learned something.
There are things in my past that I just would
not let go of. It was done, it was over with,
I was past it, but I I would not let
go of it.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
It was over.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
The dude that did it to me didn't exist no more.
The problem that it created didn't exist no more. The
only problem that kept hanging on was I would not
let it go. And man, you can't go forward if
you gonna keep looking in the past. It's an impossible thing.
It's like driving a car. If you keep looking only

(04:02):
in the rearview mirror while you're driving, you're going to
crash pretty soon.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And a lot of people just keep.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Crashing over and over and over and over because you
won't drive your car you keep looking in the real
view mirror at the past. Oh woe, it's me. Oh
you know they did me like that. You know I
ain't been the same since he cheated on me. Oh man,
ever since she stole my money, I ain't been the
same man she played me, and ever since that I

(04:31):
done treated women differently. You may have some deeper stuff
going on, but eventually, guess what. Do you understand that
when you have a relationship God with God, you can
take that to him too and drop it off and
leave it there.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Do you know that He can fix and heal that.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
Maybe it's something serious like that that you need fixing
or healing from, a relationship with God can fix and
heal that.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
But man, come on, y'all, whatever it.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Is, and I'm not trying to downplay it or make
it act like it wasn't traumatic in your life, because
oh God, you don't want to you know, you don't
want nobody to do that to you because you want
to be the the you know, the post a child
for misery. So please don't let me take that from you.
If that's your position, that's your hall of fame card
you hanging on to. I'm the poster child for misery.

(05:25):
Oh no one is more woe than me than Please
don't let Steve try to take that from you. You
go ahead and hang on to that, But let me
tell you something though. If that's what you're gonna hang
on to. That's what You're gonna always be the poster
child for misery. At one point in time, you're gonna
have to get on and move past it. You sometimes, man,

(05:45):
it's merely a simple thing of taking it to God
and leaving it there. You know, some people don't have
money for therapy. Some people don't even know who to
call for therapy. God is the best psychologist in the world.
He can fix it for you. There is nothing too
hard for God. You know when something seems impossible, y'all,

(06:06):
God does the impossible all the time every day.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
You won't know how I know.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
I just look at a couple basic things. Do you
know that that sun comes up every day in the morning.
It comes up in the east and it sets in
the west. You can't do nothing about that. All you
can wish because you plant at your flowers on a
certain side.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Of your house. You can wish all you want.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
And maybe one day he would bring it up out
the northwest so those flowers would no. Now it's gonna
come up out the east, and once the sun hits
the horizon when you look in the water, like if
you ever out in la and you see the sun
going down. Once the sun, once you can visually see
the sun touching the horizon, you have three minutes. You

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have exactly three minutes. You can sit there with your watch,
you can time. Yeah, three minutes and it's gone. Three
minutes is gone. I read that somewhere and then I
went and tried it. It's gone every day if it's
clear enough, not cloudy. Once the sun touches the horizon.
On water, you got three minutes. When the wind blows,

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you can't do nothing about it. He can bring it
from the northeast, he can bring it from the west,
he can bring from the south. He can bring it hard,
he can bring it cool, he can bring it hot.
It's certain things that God does the impossible all the time.
How those stars sitting up there, How can you find
these constellations? The big dipp of the Little Dipper, Ryan
the Hunter, Oh, that's God. Ain't nothing you can do

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about it. You can't reach them stars, you can't shoot
at them, you can't move them out the way. Or
Ryan the Hunter's belt. There's gonna beat them three stars
out of ankle. You can call it what you want
to call it. Still, that's what it is. See he
does the impossible all the time He created heaven and earth.
You're saying that God can't get you through your past.

(07:55):
Somebody did just to me. It's the worst thing I had,
the worst childhood of any God can't get you past that.
He can move heaven, mountains, Earth, he can form the
Grand Canyon, he can make the water come over Niagara
Falls twenty four seven. He can't fix yo little bitty
past yours. It's amazing how people make their problems bigger

(08:19):
than God. Somebody told me one time, stop telling God
how big your problems are, and start telling your problems
how big God is, and go on with your life.
Quit driving your car looking in the rear view mirror.
Ain't nothing back there but your past. And if it

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was hurtful or painful, or something you just felt like
you can't get over, take your problems to God and
leave them there. You hear the old spiritual all you've
heard it, take your birdens to the Lord, leave them
yet all the time.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
But you think that applies to everyone.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
But you, come on, man, a lot of people out
there going through much worse than you have and have
overcome it all. Why won't you take the step to
overcome your past, so you can get on with driving
your car and see what God trying to take you.
But it's a trick of the enemy. The enemy tricks
you from seeing your future by having you constantly looking

(09:17):
in your past. Man, it's a trick of the devil.
If the devil just let you quit, if he would
just let you get to drive in your car, look
out into your future.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Your future shows hopefulness. You have hope when you see
the future.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
But he can keep you in misery if he keep
you looking at your miserable past. God looking for you, man,
God would love to hear from you. Let's spend some
time talking to God today. Hey God, what's happening.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's me.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I know I ain't talk to you in a while,
but feel bad about that. But I need you. He
know that. Everybody should say that prayer all the time.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's cool, all right, you're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
It is time to give honorm to give thanks, to
give praise to Almighty for waking us up again. I'm here,
fart man. Appreciate you God, everything you've done for me.
I'm thanking you for all of us as listening man,
you are to join in with that. Just take a
moment and say thank you. It's all good for letting
you last through the night, for waking you up, for

(10:28):
getting you back home safe, for all of that.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's all good.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
This is Steve Harvey Morning show Man, Shirley Strawberry Colin
for real, Mouth of the South, Junior Government name kills
frights and the legend that is Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I don't know where we're going with this today, but Junior,
what's on your mind?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Unkle?

Speaker 9 (10:47):
I tell you what some of my vision boards talk
about vision boards. You know one thing I need to understand, August,
how often do you have to change your vision board on?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
How often do you revisit your vision board?

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Well, this is my fourth vision board in six six years,
seven years. This is my fourth vision board in about
seven man, I would say seven eight years, my fourth
vision board.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
And you change them.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
You change them because the old vision board has come true,
the visions have become realized. Your vision board ain't gonna
stay the same. If you're paying close attention, it's gonna change.
And if you operate in faith. My life is filled
with none but faith. And then God does this amazing
thing along the way. He gives you this incredible gift

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called grace. It's unexplainable, it's unmerited. You can't earn it,
you can't buy it. It has no rhyme or reason
to it. Just sometimes you just get some grace and
you throw that in there. Next thing, you know, man,
a lot of your dreams start coming true. So vision
boards are hopefully temporary. They'll always exists, but they will

(12:01):
change as you acquire things.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
So that's it.

Speaker 7 (12:04):
But the vision boards are necessary. Vision boards are a scripture.
Hebeka two and two. Habeka two and two says, clearly
write the vision and make it plain, so that he
who reads it will run to it, and even though
it tarry, wait for it, for surely it will come
at an appointed time. It's facts. It's not up for debate.
It's not up for what you think. Is not your opinion.

(12:26):
Habeca two and two is facts. It's facts. In any religion,
that's facts. A man is as he think. That's a fact.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
It's not an opinion. That's a fact.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
You receive what you put out, what your radar, what
your remote sends out. The signal is the signal that
you attract. It's the law of attraction. It's all of that.
These is facts. Habeka two and two is a fact. Man,
Read it, trust it, lean on it, believe it, and

(13:01):
watch your dreams come true.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Boy, what what you ain't? Ask me? Nothing? I don't
know here, No, sir, I'm locked in on this right here.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
And and the thing I appreciate about it most is grace,
because it's His grace can't be purchased, giving out freely.
I'm looking for some today in the words of old people.
All I want is a little mold grace, a little
mold grace.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Thank you. All right, I'm.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Gonna say my song tenor I hear you tenor alright,
turn back in the gospel per coming up at thirty
two minutes after the hour, we're gonna run that prank
back with the nephew. Right after this, you're listening to
Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays, it's hard to find

(13:55):
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it is time now to start your morning off with
the nephew and run that brank back what you got
for his neph sureley, thanks Giving? Yeah with cousin. Benji
given with cousin. Be ready for it is idiot?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Listen to me?

Speaker 10 (14:39):
Oh my god, Hello, Hello? Who is this this Glendon?

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Is this this Beanjie? I'm college? Is this though?

Speaker 10 (14:49):
We know she's doing here right now with this her daughter?

Speaker 11 (14:52):
Is there a problem?

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Oh? No, this this Beanjie. This mam Mama Lowa's nephew. A.

Speaker 11 (15:00):
It's bland death, you know.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Mamalloyd is Mamalloyd? Jo?

Speaker 11 (15:04):
I ain't it ain't correct Mama Lord's and miss Purpose sisters.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Okay, I'm being you. I'm I'm gonna nephew from the
other side of the family. You say your name?

Speaker 10 (15:12):
What not Blandas?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Okay, what time y'all supposed to get in?

Speaker 10 (15:16):
We should be there by the afternoon?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Okay? Uh is Missus Purvis is she is your mama
making the dressing.

Speaker 11 (15:23):
Yeah, she's making enough for about forty five people.

Speaker 10 (15:26):
We actually this was discussed about.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
A month ago, right y'all on the y'all they had
the conference call, the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
They wanted me to go in and call and and
I was trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there.

Speaker 10 (15:45):
No, she's not here.

Speaker 11 (15:47):
What's wrong?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh? Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her
to do the to do the dressing.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
And why wouldn't they needed to do this? She would
make it for ten years?

Speaker 11 (15:56):
We did.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
We just discussed this.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
So what do you mean they say that they got
somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing. Les it says,
y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
do the dressing.

Speaker 10 (16:08):
Okay, Well, first of all, how are your your beie?
What is your name?

Speaker 4 (16:12):
That was not my name, Benjamin, but they called me Benji.
But but but like I say, I'm on the other
side of the fair. I ain't on y'all side.

Speaker 10 (16:20):
Okay, Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you
calling me because she's been making the dressing for ten years,
like I said, and I mean, it's been discussed. So
I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
don't even know you.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you just
right here is that they got so y'all ain't got
to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.
They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it. So
in other word, what you know, if you can tell
men's pervers, she ain't got to worry about the dressing
this year.

Speaker 10 (16:47):
Oh so you want me to tell my mama after
she's been making dressing for ten years that y'all say,
y'all ain't worried about She shouldn't have to make it
this year because we're driving now, We drive every year,
So I'm.

Speaker 11 (16:58):
Not gonna do that to her.

Speaker 10 (17:00):
I mean, and I don't I don't even know who
you are to be calling me anyway. Why getting somebody
calling me that I know regarding it?

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Okay, Okay, you gunned the right. I am glundas all right, listen,
let me say this because I don't mind saying with
everybody thinking what most people don't want to say. Let
me just say this right here. Really, what's going on
is just right here. A lot of people in the
family you know, don't really don't don't really like miss

(17:27):
Prari dressing.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
Benjamin, who else you supposed to be? Let me sprint
something there. My mama gonna make her pressing, you gonna
keep it, and we ain't bringing that on with us,
so you can tell your family that I said that
because you want to see me.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on.
And this is what everybody want to do.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
Don't nobody want Nikau, we had a meeting dress, she
be making it ten years. Ain't nobody been saying and nothing?
And guess what one of them up in that house.
Nobody better not be walking up and through that talking
about my mama either, and you gonna gonna eat it?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Okay, Well see right there? Why why if people don't
like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make some
men everybody to have it to eat it if they
don't like it?

Speaker 10 (18:16):
You don't eat this. How I know I don't know
you well, I don't know no Benjamin Benjie who I
want to.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other side of the
family exactly. And I don't know you, okay, And it
really really to the bad all that I don't really
know you. But I'm but I'm but I'm man enough.
I'm mad up the car you and tell you what
we're gonna do and what we ain't gonna do. Well,
I know what.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
I ain't said it again. She gonna make that dress.
You gonna eat it.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
If we gonna go behind that, okay, Okay, right there, listen.
And I know this might be hard for you to understand.
What you grew up with liking everybody else might not
like people.

Speaker 10 (18:56):
Say what you want to. I don't even remember you know,
so you ain't not like it because you ain't dead around.
But she making dressing.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Now, first of all, when y'all get down here, it's
gonna already be some more dressing here, okay, okay.

Speaker 10 (19:10):
And she gonna make.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Country and said, and we gonna see.

Speaker 10 (19:12):
You down and got gonna be discussing on front than that.
I got to say, because you're not gonna hurt my
mama feeling.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Okay, that ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying
to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
so she don't even bring it down.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
We ain't going to get there anyway.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Hey, look, I'm finna say this here because every dinner
you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
gonna say it's clears out and say, if y'all come
down here with that dress, I promise you we already
got dressing made. Were throwing that dressing in the trash
so everybody can get the dressing that we made for him,
thy blake, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 10 (19:48):
Please let me find something in you. I'm gonna be
on dressing the troth and if I find out you
the dough my mama dressing in the trash, it's gonna
be some and we're gonna set that house. I'm not
playing with you. This what's so funny to me? I'm
gonna call ain't killing we do on this coma colon
ain't never followed out the cowless telling that the bull.

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But now they're gonna set she'll stupid up I don't
even know your count I guess they sound like you.
Was like you the badness in the world. But being ben,
I don't even know your rest I'm telling you now,
playing with you. I'm telling you everybody or my ma'ma
feeling it ball.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Be some and then and I'm telling you all, y'all gonna.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
Be y'all fellow it down now. But I'm funding y'all.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
One man, I say something else to you.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
I wish you would.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
Tell me from the Steve Hallby Morning Show. Your cousin
Sheila got me the plank phone called you come me
fuck you.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
About to make me say it's gonna because I will
go to have my brother's work.

Speaker 10 (21:17):
To be calcilmating.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
One last before I let you go. What is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
Steve Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
All right, coming up next? It is asked the c
l O, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
around the holidays. It's hard to find the right gifts,
but you know it's even harder getting the right gift,
but get this. Verizon's got the perfect solve for both.

(21:52):
They have incredible gift bundles. You get the latest phone
with a new line on my plan and the brand
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has to know. Stop by your local Verizon. It is

(22:12):
time to ask the clo cheap Love Officer Steve Harvey
ready for you right now, Corlis and Love of Rights.
I'm thirty and married to a great guy. But he's
a pessimist. He won't go anywhere without a mask on,
and he's still taking his clothes off at the door
as if he's infected with something every day. I can't

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get him to relax and enjoy life anymore. Would I
be wrong to visit my family during the holidays if
he does not go, if he don't.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
Want to call it, yeah, you can go see your family.
Tell him to stay his pessimist whatever that is. I
don't even know what that is though, so just tell
the little pesty side or whatever you call.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Him, No, it's the opposite of optimist, you know.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's the opposite of optimist, you know, opposite optimus.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
So he always thinks something gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yes, exactly, leave it.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
We'll go ahead and mess up your Christmas.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Christmas coming, all right, all right, Corla's all right. Moving
on to Sarah and Montgomery. Sarah says, this past Saturday,
and one other thing.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
Okay, you might want to check all them clothes. He
keep taking off at the door because it might not
be COVID on it.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, you told a secret right there.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, I'm just trying to.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
You're gonna pick them clothes up, smell them, take a look,
all right, check it for perfume, glitter and.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Lipstick, lipstick in that order.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
You ain't got away about the glitter. You can't get
that glit out your clothes.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
And you know this, how fat well that's not in
the Bible, all right, Sarah and.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
I had glittered my Mustang for three weeks, oversharing. I
had my lips right under the shallow head, tried to
get it.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Out nothing, it wouldn't budge.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I thought I'd go ahead to cut this thing off.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Start over, Yeah, Sarah and Montgomery. As we move on,
Sarah says, this past Saturday, we had fall festival at
the church for children seventeen and under. The big kids
were off in the distance listening to wrap, cursing and

(24:40):
causing a ruckus. They were very rude to us when
we asked them to behave and we felt threatened. Why
is this new generation so disrespectful?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
I don't know, because well, let's try a couple of things.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
Cause y'all let them cause ain't nobody whooping, nobody, ain't
no rules. How you having the church convention and you're
letting the rap music play. All rap music ain't bad.
But come on now, if they're over there cussing in
the corner, you are a lot of cussing at the church.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
What we're doing.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
They were rude. We felt threatened. Okay, everybody, everybody go
to church. Can't come to church?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
What say that again?

Speaker 11 (25:29):
What now?

Speaker 7 (25:30):
It didn't It didn't make no sense, Shelly, You ain't
got to repeat it. I just said what I wanted
to say, attitude. I just asked, everybody come to church.
Don't need to go to church. Put their head out.
You don't want to be here in church. You want
to do what they do.

Speaker 12 (25:46):
They threatened corner listening to the music, phones or whatever.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Right, how do they know what? Originally?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I don't see the problem is, you know everybody is church.
You can't do it church what you do at the club.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, yeah, you know, some less respect, especially for church curses.

Speaker 7 (26:08):
But if you let them disrespect you, they gonna keep
doing it. Threatening Go get your husband.

Speaker 11 (26:17):
Live.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Fifteen year old boys take tip. Let me tell you
that right now. They ain't really good fighters no more.
They good at PlayStation and Mortal Kombat, but they ain't
good with their hand.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
All right.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Moving on to Georgia, Nashville, George writes, my eighty two
year old aunt told me that she and my dad
had an affair when they were in their fifties, and
she has wanted to tell my mother for years. My
mom and dad have been married for fifty five years.
So I told my aunt to let it go. But
she wants to clear her conscience before she dies how

(26:51):
and I stop her?

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Clear your conscience with the lad Yes, you're not gonna
clean with no people.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
All the running there you were right after.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
That you might die. Yeah, she's eighty too.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
You already eighty too. You know how much stuff you
bee done? You need to share.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
But I got something like that.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something
later at sixty five. Right now, it's some stuff I
had not take.

Speaker 13 (27:20):
You got to take it to you.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I wonder how much stuff you're taking to your grave, Steve.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
A punch, ain't on one or two items. I got
a treasure chest full of truck I got taken. It
ain't gonna be no room, but I would get bigger castle.
I'm gonna have to get married where the Egyptian kings got. Man,

(27:47):
I'm gonna get married. I'm gonna get buried in a
tomb because I got so much stuff I had to
go in there. Not no Mars and Liam. I'm gonna
need a tomb. I'm gonna need a whole room, like
Nepher Tidy or somebody. Hey, I'm gonna need a whole room.
Feeling up the room, filling up the room. There ain't

(28:09):
no room room for me filling up the room, feeling
up the room. I need a way more room, way
more room. I said, I ain't got enough root. I
ain't got enough room for all the mess I God,
for all the mess I got. I need a bigger room.

(28:31):
I need a bigger room. I need a bigger room.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I need a big room.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I need a bigger.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Route for all.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Dismiss that I dune dumb.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yes, Diana stone Mountain says, my boyfriend picked me up
up from work and his female coworker's work badge was
on the floor. When I found the badge, he called
her to tell her she left it in his car.
She said, thanks, big head, and they hung up. Should
I be mad that he gave her a ride or
because of the silly nickname she called him? Thanks big head?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
How about.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
You know what she was making reference to? Yeah, yeah,
that's you gotta pay attention to references. A lot of
these is references. Thanks big head. Well you might have
a bigger problem than you think. How to hell let
badge get on the floor? What kind of tussling was
going on in here? Where the badge had to fall

(29:45):
on the floor, Thanks big head?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
All right? Well to think about? Yeah, all right, thank
you clo.

Speaker 7 (29:57):
She's Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. Everything you're going through
is God preparing you for something you ask for.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
But he gotta get you right. You got lessons, you
got to learn.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
It's character. You have to mold and you got to go.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Through things to have strip. You got to go through
things to build character because what you're asking God for,
he already knows what you need in order to sustain
when you get there.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
So you got to learn all the lessons.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
And every time you fail, quit looking at it as
a failure.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Coming up right after you're listening Hardy Morning Show. What
you got, Jay?

Speaker 14 (30:39):
This is just stuff that losers say when the team
when the team is losing. Just things they say, at
least they got a championship ring. What's your team got?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
What he? No?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Hey, just one word, one word, That's it.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's one way.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Tell me you got to beat.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
All Steve.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I know he doesn't really want to play.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I'm an alumni member, that's right.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I'm with him when they win or lose, you know,
with all them kids of age, I got no go
t at nine stuff people say when their team is lisen.

Speaker 15 (31:44):
Come on you, let's go turning on the to bat meeting.
Just turn it to bad meeting. I didn't got into that.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I'm one of the reluctant ones.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Believe it's Sunday, holl.

Speaker 14 (32:04):
I tell you why they lose. The stuff people say
when the team is losing. I tell you why they
losing because they got that white boy quarterback.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
And that's what they say. What they said when they lose.
You don't even know how to play so long? You
know why you talking? You're I don't even know how
I get that a lot?

Speaker 11 (32:33):
Why you.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Just start watching? Turn it to the hockey game. Let's
just watch that.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
Anybody told the Browns were supposed to be playing Wait
what everybody told the Browns were supposed to be playing?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Time? He can't keep letting them run.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
They get real massed.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Flag football. It don't matter to me. I ain't got
no money on the game. Nrationalize that thing people say
when the team is losing. You I'm about to burn
this jersey.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Don't talking about made me do.

Speaker 13 (33:17):
I'm gonna set the jersey on.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Fire last week.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I don't know why they just don't sell the team
like that.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Come on, Steve, I'm really from Philip Death true ye
whole nother c.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, alright, keep on running your mouth. You're about to
piss me off.

Speaker 9 (33:45):
I'll tell you what only why they're winning.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
They got a lot of pro bow players, got a
love people in propo on their team. That's why we
ain't got two.

Speaker 15 (33:59):
Here here, this one somebody really got up to. I'm
gonna tell you right now, you're gonna mess around. Let
them cowboys help you get right now.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Though they say that for real. Some people say when
they're team losing, mister Steve Harvey, all right.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I'm gonna say this and get on now.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
This when you really don't have a logical explanation as
to why your team keep losing.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Sunday after Sunday, you're ready. Count the white people on
the team.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Got to do exactly the whole rule.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
The white people got the white one.

Speaker 13 (34:50):
That's it, because that's you got seven white people on team.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
You can't win with something people.

Speaker 12 (35:00):
Don't the whole.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
You're so confused at that point, always so racist. Count
the white people team.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah, that's when you your team.

Speaker 14 (35:13):
You don't want to when all else fails racial you know,
they don't play good on the road.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, all right, stuff people say when their team is losing, count.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
The white people.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I have to play with a lot of white people.

Speaker 13 (35:36):
I know what that means.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Oh god man, that is so true. A minute, your dog.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
That's when you really don't with your team.

Speaker 14 (35:47):
You getting up give it when you try to throw
that out as you. Yeah, they're always losing it with them, Jersey.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Man stuff people say when their team is losing. I
knew it.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I knew it when I woke up.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
That's why I ain't got no money on it.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
All right, God, this is stuff people say when their
team is losing. You guys, you know, I think I
won't get it. Go give me another piece of pack.
It's not always I always right here. What y'all ain't want?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
All y'all games right.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Dawn?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, I'm going ahead, lead down, get ready for work
in the morning. Then I think they had that. I
think they I ain't even watch what happened.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Club ste.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
One more time?

Speaker 7 (36:53):
You know lebron Nail on the eleven game Winnamur TV.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Man, see I see a Colombo? All right, more craziness
coming up at twenty after the hour right after this.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yo, this is Jamie Foxx, this is Kim Whitley.

Speaker 8 (37:15):
You already know what it is measured mat Chico Bean
and you are now listening to the Steve Hobvey Morning shows.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (37:27):
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Speaker 1 (37:58):
All right, guys, it is time for a round. Would
you rather? Would you rather be a bowling champion or
curling champion? Bowling?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Who you're talking to?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
We know, we know what your answer is out the gate.
We already know. Go ahead, Julie, I'm gonna go bowling
because I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I'm not sweeping on no ice.

Speaker 9 (38:22):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
What are you gonna find to be international? World class?
Curly chap.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Stones.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
That's an Olympic sport that white people play. We've never
seen the black person Just forever. I'm gonna be the
first one, and the whole time I'm curling, I'm.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Gonna have my mouth hanging.

Speaker 13 (38:48):
Open because you're smooth. You go back to pimp.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
I didn't even know what they were saying. Yeah, I'm
gonna do everything. I don't want to sweep.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Thought racist to me.

Speaker 13 (39:14):
We always got an issue.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
We gotta line.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I don't want to be this sweep play the sport.
I'm not sweeping.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
So okay. Would you rather be an okay looking person
but be very funny, very interesting? Or would you rather
just be super fine, super hot and very boring? So okay,
I'm gonna be eight.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
All y'all just say hey right now. Except for cutie
Pie down there in the corner. He's fine, He's all right,
all day. I know what I am. You need to
get your all right?

Speaker 7 (39:50):
Looking over here with me and Julia, we already all day.
Ain't no need of wanting to be be We describe
a again, Shirley.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
He would you rather be okay looking but very funny
and interesting or super hot and very boring? Which one?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Still a?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
We got to be a what wants to be be?

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Ain't no rous got a chance of being? Be super
I'm interesting. I'm hot too, though, Damn you're not hot boy?
Sure okay, regularly looking.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Fine on top of your glasses at us? Now, don't
anybody pick you cause you fine?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I'm hot.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
No, you already love because you funny and interesting? Ain't
on that cause you fine? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (40:51):
Expensive suits like your uncle. We got a dress expensive
because we strange looking.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Said, if you're hot, turn the air on.

Speaker 13 (41:00):
That's you are.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
This is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicious Shot.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
This is Motown Recording artist Camp. What's up? This is
Chris Rock. Hey, guys myself, Good morning. This is Tony Braxton.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
You already know what time?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
And is boy DC?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Young fly?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hi, Steve, who's the house guest
or person coming by for Thanksgiving? That that you're not
looking forward to? Sing? Who is it?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
My mother in law sister's husband? What who is that? Though?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Ernest?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Why because I watched him the whole time? He asked, Yeah,
your mother loves a dream. I love her, we love
her and.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
La.

Speaker 7 (41:55):
Yes, my father in law is the best. Mom and daddy.
I got the best. I never had a complaint. Man,
We're happy. We enjoy each other. They can stay in
my house long as they want.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
But her sister her husband. I don't know, that's what
that's what's wrong. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
So they come to dinner and they do what what's
they doing?

Speaker 7 (42:16):
We was having a prayer one time, but Mama in
law said, let's all whole hands. Now, you know, a
huge kitchen, about twenty people. Everybody go around and say
what they think. Yes, okay, Now I ain't like this
here because there's too many people. And I didn't know
half the people that was in the circle. So and
I really don't care what you're grateful for because dinner

(42:38):
is ready and we can talk about this why we eat,
you know, but what is all this beforehand? And it
got around to everybody, and this one lady took a
long time, but hers was the best. So I broke
from the circle and started clapping because I wanted to
try to end it with applause, right, and you're not

(42:59):
supposed to.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I'm doing prayer, but I just tried to wrap it
up and it kept going. And I'm holding this dude's hands.

Speaker 12 (43:08):
Now.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I don't know nothing wrong with him.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Until it got to him and he started talking about
what he was grateful for. He said, he said, I'm
grateful for the weather, and that we had the jackets home,
and that the fact that you know, everything at the
grocery store is fresh, and that we can go go

(43:33):
buy there. And I think I thank him for my
cards too, that come on in the morning and take
us safe.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
And then I want to thank him for the freshness
of the.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Potato chips in the bag.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
Sometime now I'm sitting there, Oh lord, I'm looking upside
his head, but my whole body trimming because everybody got
their head down except Win is looking up in full
blown hollow mode up at me, face tore up. I'm

(44:13):
over here. My whole body is shaken. I'm laughing so hard,
trying not to blurt it out. Give to my mother
in law. She holding my hand on the other side.
She squeezes my hand to try to help me through it.
That ain't stopping nothing.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I got.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Who is this man?

Speaker 7 (44:30):
Then my other son, Steve, he opens his eyes and
he starts snickering.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
My sons, Me and my sons is in hollow mode.

Speaker 13 (44:39):
Harvey boy, this to us.

Speaker 7 (44:43):
Yeah, and I've given a full permission and laughing stuff
like that. So I look over to the left of
the circle and my wife is glaring at me.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
With some little green eyes.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I'm talking about glaring.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
You don't squid.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
If you I'm gonna pull it together like when she
said that. And then I thank the Lord. I got
a tune up the other.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Out, Yeah I.

Speaker 12 (45:14):
Had.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I had to let everybody here go and leave the circuit.
I got a tune up.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, thank god, I got a tune up. The other day.
I went to my office.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I'm hollering, it's something wrong with that dude. I'm hollering.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
Next thing I look up, wenting in the office with
me because he couldn't handle the.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I love it.

Speaker 11 (45:32):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I love it. So you don't want him to come
by this year?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Man, please don't.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Speak? Yeah right, Steve.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
Harvey more on the show man, ain't nobody playing with y'all.
This show, I have said a thousand times, is for enlightenment, entertainment,
entertainment and inspiration and entertainment is a big part of
this show of loss eight listeners. Because you don't get
the joke. I'm apologizing for nothing and I ain't preparing. No,

(46:04):
I'm sorry statement I tell joke and for living. And
if you didn't like to joke, tune in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
I have others. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and
the subject is I married a groupie. We'll get into that,

(46:35):
but right now it is time for today's prank phone
call with the nephew. What you got asked? Listen right here, Shirley.

Speaker 15 (46:42):
You know sometimes that's some gentlemen out there that's just
not They just don't have what they need. So the
wife is called and let me know what he needs.
This is right here is go big or go home.
Go big or go home. Your wife has let me
know that you are not exactly what she's needing, and

(47:04):
we're gonna try to get you some help so you
can I can help you, uh get to a better size.
Let's see if I can say, yeah, yeah, you're not
King Kong. You more like bubbles.

Speaker 16 (47:18):
You know what I'm saying. That's you're right in now.
You're not who you thank you'd go on strong, strong
as hell dog being bubbles might be plenty real lot
to you. You look you one of them chimps grabbed
your hands was full. I'll tell you right now you're
gonna you're not gonna be thinking monkey no more. If

(47:39):
that chimp grab yo.

Speaker 7 (47:42):
Let me boy twin it out. Yeah, that's that's who.
That's what a chimp is right here? That ain't no,
that ain't no. Really, that's a chimp. Let's see.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Let me.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Go bigger, go home, let's go catch up.

Speaker 11 (47:56):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Darnell, it's for this. I know how you doing? This
is Scott with Bigger, bigger and better, Uh, where we
make you larger in charge? How you doing today?

Speaker 11 (48:08):
Scott? Who I mean?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Scott?

Speaker 5 (48:10):
And I'm with Bigger and better, where we make you
larger in charge?

Speaker 11 (48:14):
I'm good Scott.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
We were actually, uh given a phone call by your wife?
Your wife is is is that correct?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Okay, well you know your wife's your wife's birthday is
coming up pretty soon?

Speaker 7 (48:28):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Yeah, so a couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 11 (48:33):
Have you have you decided on getting or anything or
have you purchased anything yet?

Speaker 5 (48:37):
No?

Speaker 11 (48:38):
No, I got a couple of days in line.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Well actually, uh, we got a call from uh from
I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really
help you guys, and and something I think that she
wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't
think about getting.

Speaker 11 (48:57):
I'm okay wrecking my brain a lot.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Is actually gave us a call. She's actually had an idea,
you know, what she would really really like for her
birthday present. So what's the name of Bigger and Better?

Speaker 11 (49:12):
Like I said, I follow she called you. I'm sorry,
she called you to get me idea on what I
should get for her birthday.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Yeah, well this is this is something that's a little
a little different, and it's something that you probably would
never in a million years think of. But here at
Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge,
we actually do some things that we definitely know you
wouldn't have thought of. So I definitely understand her giving
up call.

Speaker 11 (49:38):
What do you what's your name against?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Sam Scott?

Speaker 11 (49:41):
Scott Scott. You're to the point.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Actually let us know that there are some things that
are really really lacking between you guys, and she would
very much like for her birthday. Well, you can do
a lot more well endowed, So you know that's what
we do here at Bigger and bet We actually hello,
what I could be?

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Well?

Speaker 6 (50:03):
What more?

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Well in doubt?

Speaker 11 (50:05):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (50:05):
So I think really what's going on is Beyonca is
really not satisfied right.

Speaker 11 (50:09):
Now and call you to tell you that I'm not
what do you mean willing doubt my junk? So you're
you're you're you're you're you're inadequate.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (50:18):
You're you're Uh. I guess maybe may be very impotent.
I'm not sure, but you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
What's the name of this company?

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge
and right now you know you're not You're not large
and in charge and we want to get you to
were able to come in for a consultation, your consultation.

Speaker 11 (50:38):
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna call her right now
because it's right now, Okay, I'm gonna call her. Well,
we're trying to we're trying to do because.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Do you not do you not think you need to
come in?

Speaker 11 (50:50):
I don't even think I don't even need to be
talking to you, mister Scott about whatever is going on
in my head. I'm king so I'm not even I'm
not even I don't even know what the and on
whatever can I say this, whatever services the first for
me that's gonna increase me in the bedroom is the.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
First sign of denial.

Speaker 11 (51:07):
Right, I don't have no I don't have no problems
in the bedroom. Well you know, I don't even why
am I even still on the phone with you?

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Okay, but sir, I mean you and I.

Speaker 11 (51:17):
You don't have to worry about hearing for mervs. She
got something to kind of account with you, then you
ain't got go ahead and close that out.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
But let me say this. You have a you have
a very big ego, Sir. What I want to do
is is you know, but you're not You're not as
big as your ego. I want to get you to
that point.

Speaker 11 (51:32):
This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people
sail online. But you're gonna call me talk about my
wife called you saying that I mean acquate in the bedroom.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Sir, you know what?

Speaker 11 (51:43):
And and and once again, I'm trying to know you're
you're just doing your jobs. Got but I'm gonna have
to call her right now. Okay, don't worry.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
You're in denial.

Speaker 11 (51:55):
I'm in denial you hell, sir, I really want to
help you as much as I can listen, man, listen,
I'm trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay,
I know you you've got a job to do, but
what I need you to do right now is stop
calling me. All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be
nice to you because I'm sure whatever it is she

(52:15):
calls you and you're just join your job, all right.
I'm trying to get you in here to get a
consultation so we can get you further along and where
you are. Consultation a consultation. I don't need no consultation.
I don't need no sisters from your start, Sir, you're
so you call me no more? Man, Hey, you're small and.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
I want to make you bigger.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
You want to make me bigger?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
What's what?

Speaker 11 (52:36):
What is this anyway?

Speaker 10 (52:38):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
What kind of job is that?

Speaker 11 (52:40):
How do you even get a job like that? You
apply for this job? You're idiot when you're a high
school job.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
I'm trying.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
To stop calling me, man.

Speaker 11 (52:49):
Mister Darnell, I'm still trying to help you get through
the situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for
a consultation at least we're coming for a consultation. We
can get you where you are.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Listening to me.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
The only consultation we're gonna have is my fist in
your face that you call me again. Tell you what
I will come in for a consultation. Give me give
me your address and everything like that. All your information,
and I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna
be there.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
of the day.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Sir.

Speaker 11 (53:17):
What I want to do is get you lined up,
We get your let me call my wife.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
You.

Speaker 11 (53:21):
I don't need no procedure, give me your info, and
you got to work by hand for us. No more, okay,
but right now to get up call me. I don't
want to hang up on you. And I understand you're
trying to do your job now.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
You're small.

Speaker 11 (53:33):
You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Thank you, sir.

Speaker 11 (53:37):
You know what I'm trying to little small guy. I'm
trying to help you with your problem.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Now.

Speaker 11 (53:43):
If you're not going to be appreciative of it, then
I don't even understand why your wife knows your handle,
your address, Why would that we can have this conversation
face to face?

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Why would your life call here.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,
I can figure out why she calls you because you're inadequate. Man,
thanks sir, sir, here's the problem. You're tiny and you
don't want to admit it. I get you. Know me, man,
you've never seen me. You don't know anything about me. Dolly,
I can't even believe my wife's even called you.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
But just this is just how you do business.

Speaker 11 (54:13):
You don't call me and call me. I'm tiny, sir,
So I'm.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Explaining something to you. I'm not owning the president, but
I'm also a client, sir.

Speaker 11 (54:20):
I don't give up what you are, Okay, okay, then
there are some other things that let us know as well.
What the would that mean?

Speaker 5 (54:27):
She also wanted me to tell you that this is
nephew Tommy from the Steel Harby Morning Show. Your wife
just praying. Phone calls you bad man.

Speaker 11 (54:38):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Man.

Speaker 11 (54:41):
I'm all here over here looking at.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Me in the mirror.

Speaker 11 (54:44):
It's kind of wait time. I thought I was good,
but I got a little nervous. I was like, man,
what's the baddest radio show in the land? Come on, now,
you know it's a Steve your Harvey radio show man.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
And now you have it, now it, no, you have it?

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Speaker 1 (56:49):
Here it is Strawberry Letter. Subject. I'm married a groupie.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty nine year old married
makeup artist and my husband is a handsome businessman. We
got married a month ago, and I was hesitant because
I saw signs of him being a groupie. Groupie may
not be the right word, but he is intrigued by celebrities.

(57:12):
When we watch TV, he talks like a woman would,
saying stuff about the actress's hair and outfit. Here's why
I can't understand my husband. We are planning a trip
to LA and he's been calling his cousin, who's a
publicist in LA, to find out what clubs are poppin'
and which restaurant will have the celebrities in it. I
think it is okay to want to get the LA experience,

(57:34):
but that's not for him to set up. That's my job.
He jokes that if he runs into one of his
Hollywood girlfriends like Caruci Tran or Sierra, he will leave
me standing on the street. I have the best sense
of humor, but this isn't funny to me. If I
said that about Michael B. Jordan, he would be very upset.
The other night, we were having dinner and lots of drinks.

(57:57):
He opened up and admit it that he fantasizes about
various black actresses while we're intimate. I went as low
as I could and I admitted that I slept with
a famous comedian three years before we got married. Shocked,
he asked if I was joking and I said no.
He got up from the table and left me sitting there.

(58:21):
I drove so he had to call an uber. It's
been an ongoing argument since that night because he can't
believe I slept with a celebrity and never told him.
I told him it was sex with a normal man,
but he just happened to be famous that made it worse?
Did it hurt his ego more because I had sex
with a celebrity? Please help? Okay, really, really, this is crazy.

(58:47):
Your problem may have started about celebrities, but you all
are just trying to hurt each other now, it seems.
And if you keep that up, your marriage is going
to be in trouble. It's too soon for all of that.
It's only been a month. This is really petty stuff.
You're fighting over celebrities, okay. And rule number one in
case you don't know, is don't try to get back
at your man by telling him you slept with someone

(59:10):
famous or not.

Speaker 13 (59:12):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
It seems like since he's so into celebrities, it may
have been okay if you had told him he was famous.
I don't know. But they're not able to get past
when you tell them you slept with someone, okay, especially
if you slept with a lot of people and all
of that. So just you know, word to the wise,
don't do that anymore. It doesn't matter if it was
three years or thirty years ago. That's just not what

(59:35):
you say. And yes, since you asked, you did hurt
his ego, but I know you were hurt too about
his fan boying out over all of his celebrity crushes Caruci,
Tran and Sierra. He said he would leave you standing
on the street if he saw them.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Ouch.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
That does hurt. So you hit him back hard with
your sleeping with the celebrity thing. The problem is that
you guys, again, are just fighting over petty st These
things are not worth losing your marriage over. He's into celebrities.
You're not that into celebrities. That's the whole problem in
your marriage. Celebrities. I mean, you know, you guys can

(01:00:12):
still go to LA have a great time. There's plenty
of stuff to see there besides celebrities, but that is
the LA experience. If you've never been before, you do
want to go where the celebrities go and hang out
where they go. You know, I don't see this as
a major problem, but I see it growing into a
bigger problem if you guys don't nip it in the

(01:00:32):
bud right now, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Ugh, this letter is so stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
Yeah, the letter really is her husband though, the problem
is him, this twenty nine year old married makeup artist,
And you say your husband's a handsome businessman. They've been
married a month ago, and she said she was hesitant
because she saw sign that he was a groupie, because

(01:01:02):
he's intrigued by celebrities.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Now, this is a tail tale.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
When we watch TV, he talks like a woman Wood
saying stuff about the actress hand outfit. Uh oh, that
is called a glitch. That's what's called a glitch in
a man. When you, as a woman, say he talks
like a woman wood saying stuff about actress hand outfit,

(01:01:28):
then that's a glitch. And then she goes on to say,
here's why I can't understand my husband, y'all playing a
trip to LA. He been calling his cousin, who's a
publicist in LA, to find out the clubs just popping,
which restaurant will have celebrities in it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
I think it's okay to want to go to LA,
but that's not for him to set up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
That's my job.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
He jokes that if he runs into one of his
Hollywood girlfriends, like whoever that lady is treying in Sierra,
he gonna leave me standing in the street.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
I can't believe he said this.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
To his wife, and it don't stop that. This is
how dumb this dude is. I have the best sense
of humor. But this isn't funny to me, And if
I said that about Michael B. Jordany, he'd be upset.
The other night they having dinner and they had a
lot of drinks. He opened up admitted that he fantasizes
about various black actresses while we're intimate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
What wait a minute, he said that to you to
his wife, lady, I don't even know why you married
this guy.

Speaker 7 (01:02:30):
The signs of that you saw early on, they must
have been glaring, because for him to sit of being
say this and now, I went as low as I could,
and I admit that I slept with a famous comedian
three years ago. Now that's when I quitn't listening to
the letter in the black house. I said, where we're
going with this here? But then you said three years ago,
and I said, okay, cool, it can't be me. But

(01:02:51):
they scared me though. When you said the famous comedian,
I'm pretty sure Tommy locked up in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
A couple of what was going on?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Hang on, see well two of your response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter
subject I married a groupie. We'll get back into it
right after this.

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today's strawberry letter. The subject is I'm married a groupie.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Yeah you did, lady. You got a man that has
a glitch When you're watching TV. He talks like a
woman who was saying stuff about the actress hand outfit
and then y'all playing on a trip to La.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
He got a cousin that's a publicist.

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
He been calling him to ask him what clubs is
poppet and where do the celebrities hang out? Then he
told you if he ran up into one of these
celebrity crutches. He'll leave crushes. He'll leave you standing in
the middle of the street. I don't know who says
this to they wife, but this fool did. Now you
said that y'all was having drinks one time, and he
opened up and admitted that he fantasizes about various black actresses.

(01:04:39):
Why we're intimate. I can't believe this guy right here, man,
this boy's stupid. I went as low as I could,
and I admitted that I slept with a famous comedian
three years before we got married.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Now, immediately the letter, I went into shock.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
Because I'm thinking she'dne wrote to Steve Harvey Morning Shore,
what could this be about? But then she said three
years before we got married and they only been married
a month. So the cool that released me. I'm pretty
sure Tommy locked up. But Tommy, that releases you too,
so shock. He asked if I was joking. I said,
hell no, I ain't playing. I slept with him. He

(01:05:25):
got up from the table and left me sitting there.
What he did say, now, he did say if he
saw his favorite female crush, he would leave you in
the middle of the street. So his coping skills is
leaving he got up from the table. He left you
sitting there. I drove so he had to call uber.
Been inn on argument, ongoing argument since that night. He

(01:05:48):
can't believe I slept with a celebrity and never told him.
I told him it was sex with the normal man.
But he just happened to be.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
That's all. It was just sex with a normal man.
He just happened to be fantasy. That made it worse.

Speaker 7 (01:06:09):
Did it hurt his ego more because I had sex
with a celebrity? Please help it hurt his ego because
he's stupid. See, he wants to tell you about his
fantasizing with other women while y'all intimate. He tells you
if he see a certain woman in the street, he'll
run to her, leave you standing there. But the moment

(01:06:31):
you open up and you honest about something.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
You did, you crushed it. And the reason you crushed
him is because he knows he.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Will never be a celebrity.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
So now in his mind he's stupid because that's what
he won't he now know that's what you want. His
was a fantasy, yours was reality. Oh Oh, that's a
cold slap in the face. Oh, when you thinking about
who you can sleep with me, and your wife turn

(01:07:06):
around to tell you who she done slept with.

Speaker 10 (01:07:08):
Whoo.

Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
Thinking and doing is two different things. The letter actually
turned out to be good. I have no answer for
you in this letter because I really don't care. I
don't because he has everything that's coming his way, all
this getting up, walking from the table, threatened to leave
you in the middle of the street if he meets.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Here, and all this here. Hey man, dog, you naw.
Now you got to deal with everything you did.

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
And the reason you wrote this letter is because you've
been annoyed and upset with him so many times.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Now he upset.

Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
He got what he got coming. He deserved right to
be where he is cause he started this. Sometimes you
have to leave a man laying in the bed that
he made.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
One more time.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
Sometimes you have to leave a man laying in the
bed that he made. Stop trying to make the bed up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Let hear it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
You can't make a bed of why he in it.
This is an enjoyable letter. Thank you for writing me.
It's a teaching moment. It gives us a chance to
look at it and thank to ourself. You know what,
I better not ever do that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Yes, famous comedian.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
You know what I'm saying. This is a glorious moment.
I'm so grateful. It ain't me lords, thank you Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, now she'd said this letter.

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
I slept with a famous comedian one time, who I
would refuse to mention because we on this show then,
or we wouldn't even have.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Read this letter.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
We would have picked an Well.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
No, I sent this right over to Ricky Smile and D. L. Hughley.
He let y'all have it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:02):
Man, somebody sent this letter about y'all. We took y'all
name out. W's white out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
So that's really it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
I don't really have nothing else to say about this
letter except this dude is a complete fool and idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
And you know, married.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
It's only been married a month.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Yeah, and already this then came up.

Speaker 12 (01:09:23):
Yeah, that's that's the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
So now he's stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:09:26):
All he gonna try to do is top you now,
but he can't because don't know the celebrities want him.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
And again Sierra is with her husband Russell Wilson.

Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
Yeah, he gonna be out in the la y'all ain't
gonna be able to join y'all, say, he gonna be
your nose up against the window, driving down the car
like a dog, got his head hanging out the window.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Yeah, doing all of that. Yeah, yeah, why they make it.
It's only been a month.

Speaker 11 (01:09:56):
They're not.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
It's disastrous right now, it's over. It's too petty. Yeah,
all right, we'll post your comments. Thank you Steve on
Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve HARVFM on Instagram and Facebook,
and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're
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(01:11:03):
they've been overwhelmed with work, the volume of work they have,
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the other reasons for work related sleep loss include strained
coworker relationships. Wow, worried that they may lose their job.
That's a lot of stress. Yeah, oh, this is a

(01:11:25):
good one. My boss is a nightmare. Have you checked
all three bucks at Jake strain? Okay, strained coworker relationships
Jay worried I may lose my job and my boss
is a nightmare. No, I don't check that, Okay. So

(01:11:48):
I gotta ask you, Steve, you have a lot of jobs.
You have more than anyone I know. Do your jobs
keep you up at night?

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
You know? Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
If they do? Is it constant or just a case?

Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
As for my jobs, it's when I run up into
stupid it that's the only thing I get exhausted for.
I don't I've you know, I've really found out over
the years. I don't really care for stupid people. I
really don't. I can't even I can't even play it off,
like if you're stupid, I look at you like you're stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
The whole time you talk.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
I don't know what we're supposed to do with that information.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
It's it's important information that you know about me and
my job, my job.

Speaker 7 (01:12:29):
I love my jobs. Look, I tell jokes for a
living and play music. All of my jobs that have
an element of meat using my god given talent.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
So I love my work.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
It's the things that surround my work, like when you stupid.
I just can't stand that.

Speaker 12 (01:12:47):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Is that like brown?

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
No J good j ignorant.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Stupid?

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
Different from ignorant stupid when you're doing stuff that ain't
attached to nothing and just have no rhyme or reason,
but you steady.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Doing anyone in particular in mind? Or what to say
anyone at the job? No, I didn't think he was
gonna say you honestly.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Okay, why would I say this?

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
It's uncomfortable right now? Yes, why you uncomfortable?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
You're not stupid?

Speaker 11 (01:13:25):
I know, I know.

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
You just don't like the way that Tommy goes into
the shell when you call him stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
But let him go in there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
When he going to the shell, he can't say nothing stupid?

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
He's here working? What are you going to do?

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
He's working?

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
I'm right Hello everyone, I'm here. I'm right here. Yeah, yeah, okay,
I'm right here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
You stop doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Stop talking over and around me. I'm right here. You
can't help. All right, let's up. It's DJ Cavin. This
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Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
This is Kevin Hardy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Coming up next is the Strawberry Letter. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's that time,
ladies and gentlemen, this Thanksgiving time, and we have a
resident poet in the building. Tell me, why don't you
do the honors? Please? If you insist, Shirley, you know,

(01:14:23):
I really do. Yeah, you know. I'm a most deaf
kind of guy myself, you know, but a resident he's
he's got that right. So, ladies and gentlemen, get ready.
This is Jay Rap. That is Junior's ragged poem.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
I'm gonna tell y'all something.

Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:14:47):
It's Thanksgiving, yep, it's a time when people get together
and families get together. So I wrote this poem with
that in mind. The poem, he sounds like you preached
all or something. Yes, the title of the poem is
I don't want to see some of y'all from here

(01:15:10):
we go this year, I wanted to keep our Thanksgiving
dinner small because I'll be honest, I don't want to
see some of y'all. I told my wife to get
a small turkey and some dressing, just be with her
and our new dog is truly a blessing, but she
won't see anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Some people I don't want to see.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
I don't want them in my house bothering me, and
you know they gonna want to take some place home
and just like that, all my turkey and dressing will
be gone. Listen, I'm telling you now, so you don't
have to text me or call.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
I mean it, and I really do.

Speaker 9 (01:15:48):
I don't want to see some of y'all. Happy Thanksgiving
and get it at your own house the end.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
I'm not doing this with y'all.

Speaker 9 (01:16:01):
Yeah, whatever y'all know is some people. Y'all don't want
to see a child house.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
You know who the people is? Yes? Yeah, okay, so JR.

Speaker 12 (01:16:13):
The people that you're talking about, could they be possibly listening?

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
If they is?

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
They know?

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
If they if they they know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Very possibly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Fact don't worry about to call it here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Let me be fixing for you. Darl Jenkins.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Don't come by.

Speaker 9 (01:16:32):
Right, We're not doing that. Gren Flowers, don't come by here.
Call Matthews. Stay well, stay where you at anymore, ain't Benita.
We don't need it this year.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
She don't.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Well, we don't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
We don't know who her boyfriends.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Gonna be this year. We have no idea.

Speaker 9 (01:16:53):
All these old players she'd be bringing out here every
every year is a new one. I want you to
be s invested last cli, mister Marcus.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
There's too many of them. It's way tie. Don't bring
any people back here.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:17:09):
You know what if I see my cousin Michelle again
this year and she's pregnant, I'm through. I'm every Thanksgiving everyone,
Every Thanksgiving, you you prayed that at the You never
at the table with a regular stomach.

Speaker 13 (01:17:25):
You always pregnant every year.

Speaker 9 (01:17:29):
You always you always backed away from the table. You
ain't never up over the table, all your food eating
on your stomach. You keep missing your plate on your stomach.
Were tied and seeing it now anybody else?

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
We family?

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
I love I love your family.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
And listen, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Any not he's my cousin.

Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
If I see my cousin Mark, if he if he
come in there with one more tattoo, he ain't got
no more rule.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
If I see him.

Speaker 9 (01:17:58):
One more tat No, we can't even We don't even
know if his face and eyes is open.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
We've been looking at the book. We don't have a clue.
I'm tired for you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
I'm tired Tim.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Juy.

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
Yeah, man, you can't see his whole face because you
don't even know if his eyes is open.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
He did tend to them.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
I don't know what. I'm not gonna sit there and
play nice this year.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I'm not doing it. You put your foot down, put my.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Day, buddy. I don't want to see that would be
great home, all right, Junior, thank you, Happy Thanksgiving and
the words of Junior. Coming up in twenty minutes after
the hour, we will have more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. We're getting it in the holiday spirit,

(01:18:59):
of course, and there's a new trend for some, but Steve,
I think you've been doing this for a while at
your house. Studies show that only one Christmas tree just
isn't enough this year, and homeowners plan to fill their
homes with multiple Christmas trees. They core experts wade in
and agree that the Christmas joy needs to be spread
beyond just the living room. Trees belong all over your home,

(01:19:23):
like in the bedroom places like that. So so my
question to you is do you agree with this? And
how many trees are you guys going to put up
this year?

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
Yeah, couldn't have your main tree, and then you can
have little trees. Margie's done that before we got the
main tree. We have like smaller trees somewhere, maybe two
something like that. I've seen. It's just festive you. It
just makes you feel good all over. It's just once
a year, you know. But if you can't afford to
get that one tree and be quiet, you ain't got

(01:19:52):
to read every article and use it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
And I wish you would.

Speaker 7 (01:20:00):
Man told my daddy she's wanting two trees this year.
We're gonna buy two trees for.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
What you can us.

Speaker 7 (01:20:10):
Well, I really have a long time getting on this
little tight hell. You're gonna sit it on porch, No
roll one. I'm gonna still if you put it on
that porch, because they're gonna think it's some boxes up
under there, so we don't need to putting pork.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
All right, So do what makes you feel happy and
in the spirit. All right, we'll have more of the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll play around I would you rather?
Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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would you rather? Would you rather be a bowling champion
or curling champion? Bowling? We know, we know what your

(01:21:29):
answer is out the gate, We already know. Go ahead,
I'm gonna go bowling because I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
I'm not sweeping on no ice dog. What are you
gonna often to be?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
International? World class curling, cling stones. That's an Olympic sport.
Did white people play?

Speaker 7 (01:21:56):
Yeah, we've never seen a black person this sport. Ever,
I'm gonna be the first one, and the whole time
I'm curly. I'm gonna have my mouth hanging open.

Speaker 13 (01:22:14):
Becaulse you smooth, because.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
I didn't know what they were saying. Yeah, I'm gonna
do everything. I don't want to sweep, though a little
racist to me.

Speaker 13 (01:22:34):
We always got an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
We gotta lie.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
I want to be playing the sport. I'm not sweeping,
So okay.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Would you rather be an okay looking person but be
very funny, very interesting? Or would you rather just be
super fine, super hot and very boring? So okay, I'm
gonna be all.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
Y'all just say right now. Except for cutie Pie down
there in the corner. He's fine, He's all right the
all day.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
I know, I am.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
You need to get your all right. Looking over here
with me and Junior, we.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Already a.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
All day. Ain't no need of wanting to be be
because we describe a again, Shirley.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
All right, he would you rather be okay looking but
very funny and interesting or super hot and very boring?
Which one still a.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
We got to be a what wants to be a be?
Ain't no, Russ got a chance of being b sooner.

Speaker 7 (01:23:43):
I'm interesting hot too, though, Damn you're not hot, boy,
you're okay, regularly looking.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Fine on top of your glasses at us.

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
Now, nobody pick you cause you fine. I'm hot, turn out, No,
you all ready to live because you' funny and interesting
cause you fine? Yeah, all expensive suits like your uncle.
We got a dress expressive because we strange.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Looking, Junior said, if you're hot, turned the air on
that you are.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Last break of the day, closing remarks. Right after this, Hi,
this is Felicia was shot. And you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
This is Steve Harvey, Marty show man. Why do we
have a radio show? We're gonna do it right.

Speaker 15 (01:24:49):
Listen to your that's stupid, stupid, That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Boy, Say that, man, Why do we have say that show?
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Now it's time for you to drop some knowledge with
our closing remarks. What you got for us today, big dog?

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
Yeah, today, I want to remind everybody of something that
gets overlooked from time to time. But if you want
to be successful and you want to be happy, if
your happiness is sometimes as it often is, tied to
your success, and if your success oftentimes as it is,

(01:26:04):
it is tied to your happiness, the two kind of
go hand in hand almost. But now you have to
be using your definition of success and not somebody else's.
If you're using someone else's definition of success, you're never
going to be happy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Whether they've aimed too high for you or they've aimed
too low for you.

Speaker 7 (01:26:27):
If you're using somebody else's aim. You're never going to
be happy because those two are, I'm sorry, tied together.
I'm happy if I'm successful. If I'm not successful, I'm
not going to be happy because I'm going to feel
like there's something else I could be doing for my family,

(01:26:49):
as something else I could be doing for my future.
It's something else I could be doing to make it work.
And so my success is tied to my happiness, and
my happiness is tied to my success. Now do I
take times off from all of it and just sit
around and be grateful and happy for where I am?
Of course, all the time. Gratitude is a huge part

(01:27:11):
of the principles of success. That's oftentimes to overlook. Yeah,
I often sit around and just smell the roses, just
take a breath of fresh air and go mad. I'm
awful grateful for where I am God, not meaning that
I don't want more, but I oftentimes stop and thank
Him for right where I am, because where we are
is pretty good compared to where we were. But now,

(01:27:35):
with all that said, let me share something with you.
If you want to be happy and successful, you are
going to have to put out a massive effort period.
Stop thinking it's going to happen any other way. You
have got to put out a massive effort. You got

(01:27:56):
to get at it. You got to grind I to
want it. It's got to burn a little bit on
the inside of you. It's gotta make you uncomfortable not
being where you wanna be. You got to have a
I'm gonna get it attitude in order for it to
get God.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Period.

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
You gotta have a I'm gonna get it attitude in
order for it to get God period. That's the deal.
No substitutions, no alternatives. This ain't sugar. You can't use
splendor instead. This ain't sugar. This is life. You have
to go get it now. All no alternatives. Well, you

(01:28:35):
can pick some alternatives, but you're not gonna be happy
and successful. You got to get a little bit of
dog in you. I'm sorry. Everybody got to have some
dog in you. You gotta have some bite back, you
gotta have some fight. You're gonna have to have a
little bit of kick, and sometime the kick has to
come from yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
You canta quit looking for other people.

Speaker 7 (01:28:56):
Always give you that little kick in the rear to
get you started, that little jumpstart in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
To encourage you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
What if they need encouraging what if they ain't get
they jumpstart for the day and you waiting on they
call and their encouraging word. Man, let me tell you something,
these are people that you waiting on to help you.
People fail all the time. Every person needs the Lord
God Almighty. So that might be one of the mornings
where they need him and they don't have nothing for you.
Take your faith out of man, put your faith in

(01:29:23):
God and get at it. You and God can make it.
That'd be great if you had a friend along the way,
of course it would be. But sometimes you're in a
pattern where you got to learn that it ain't nobody
but you and him. Sometimes sometimes you just need to
know it ain't nobody but you and God.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
That really ain't a bad place to be. It really ain't.

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
I've got some of my best results out of my
life when I just asked God for the help, when
I didn't call nobody else to see what they thought
about it. When I've went to God, just God, I've
gotten my best results. I'm just gonna be honest with you.
But you got to get at it, though. Quit expecting
God to just bless you with something, and you ain't

(01:30:09):
giving him nothing to put his finger on the touch.
You make one step, he'll make two. You got to
be a producer out here. You got to go out
of here and get out something. Quit asking God for
a job and you ain't putting no applications in. Stop
wasting his time and yours too. It's like the story.
The man said, you know, I've been praying. I've been
praying to God to hit the lottery. I just been

(01:30:31):
praying to the Lord to hit the lottery. One day,
the man just kept hearing him say that. He said, well,
do you play the lottery? He said, no, What kind
of prayers that you praying to God to hit the lottery?
But you're not playing the lottery?

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
That don't make no sense. If you want God to
touch your life, give him something to touch. An effort,
put in a request, be sincere. But I've decided that
I'm gonna attempt so many things that's within my gift
and in my realm that I'm gonna ask God to

(01:31:05):
bless me with his grace. He got something to blest.
He just keeps on making stuff happen for me. He
just keeps on opening doors for me. He just keeps
on putting the right people in.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Front of me.

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
Oh, and it may look like the deal ain't gonna happen.
That's oftentimes many of them do. But at the end
of the day, it always works out. But man, you
got to get at it, y'all. You got to get
off your butts and get at it. Ain't nobody finna
walk no checks up to you and hand them to you.
You got to get out here and get at it.
Dreams ain't nothing but dreams. Until you put some work

(01:31:38):
behind them, they become goals. You gotta put some work
behind these dreams. That's my clothesing remarks today.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Drop it drop. That's how you do it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
Too.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Yelve chicks, boy gone a hold of.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
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