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The Steve Harvey Morning Show for Wednesday, October 29th, 2025: Steve Harvey's Morning Inspiration | Show Open | Run That Prank Back - "Booty Taxes" | Ask The CLO | Entertainment News|  Monkeys Escape in Mississippi | One Has to Go | Nephew Tommy's Prank - "Bed Bugs" | Strawberry Letter - "Hands on Your Knees" Parts 1-2 | Sports Talk | Social Media Advice | Pneumococcal Pneumonia | Would You Rather | Steve Harvey's Closing Remarks

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Come on, Uh huh, I sure, well, good morning everybody.
You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
on and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. You know,
I think I ought to explain something to y'all. You
know when I when I wake up in the morning
and I say, dig me, Now, what I'm asking you

(00:24):
to do is it's old school, you know, man, And
you know you said old people say I dig You
know Dad never stop saying that. I'm sorry, but dig
me now. It's just I want you to I won't
you really feel me. I won't you to understand what
I'm saying, because really, this morning inspiration is all given
in the spirit of sharing and love. It ain't about

(00:46):
to expose me in any way. That's not the purpose
of it. But I found that in my morning inspiration
that's best that I use some things about myself, because
I mean, what better example can I use? Because I
know me, know what's happened to me. I know exactly
how I felt all along the way concerning almost everything,

(01:06):
every aspect of my life. I now fully do really
understand why God had my life spend the way it spun.
And here's the part that I want to give to
you this morning that first of all, whatever position you
find yourself in today, we kind of come to one
realization that we got ourselves there. We put ourselves there

(01:28):
by a series of thoughts and actions. Thoughts turn into things.
That's very important to know. So let's look at both
sides of it. For people who think negative thoughts, it
turns into negative things, and the direct opposite is true.

(01:49):
For those who think positive thoughts, it turns into positive things.
That's the deal. It's as simple as that. For I
cannot break it down any cleaner, I cannot make it
any clearer. Thoughts become things. So the one glaring question

(02:12):
for all of us always is on a daily basis,
what are you thinking? What are your thoughts? What are
you thinking? What are your thoughts? Because I can assure
you and is not by a promise of mine. This
is not a theory that Steve Harveyden came up with.

(02:33):
This is a fact of life. This is biblical, this
is spiritual, This is written, this is philosophical, This is
the law of the universe. However, you need to drink
this medicine to take to get it down and feel
what I'm saying to you. This is just the way
it is now and here the cold part, folks, It

(02:55):
don't matter if you believe me or not. It does
not matter if you have never been explained this or not.
And it does not matter if you think it works
in your life or not. It don't matter. Listen to me.
It is the way it is.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
It is a.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Scriptural, it is a spiritual, it is philosophical. It's just
whatever is the law of the universe.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You call whatever you want call.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
However, you got to dress this thing up to put
it in a phase that you can feel me. I
want you to feel me now, because this is all
it is. So when I say that you are where
we are today because we thought ourselves here, are you
best to believe that's true? You thought yourself here, no
one else see. Let me explain something. I got people

(03:46):
around me who so badly want to take credit for it,
but I don't allow it. But because I keep pointing
to the heavens, I keep pointing and trying, and they
say it out loud as many times as I can
without being so offensive. That my life is by design,

(04:09):
by grace and mercy, by blessings from God. My life
is because God has seen it to be so. Oh,
but I got plenty people around me want credit for
it and want you to not give credit to God
and give it to them.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I got that.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I got that, But I understand that. See, I understand
what that is. That's a person whose design is to
get the credit. But it's okay. It's so clear to
me what my father was saying to me. Man, I
get it as I get older and older, he always
said to me, son, everybody come with you can't go
with you. See, you know, I don't know how people

(04:48):
say it in church. You know sometime they go, well,
people come into your life for seasons, and I guess
that's the same thing. You know, they seizing up, They
gone well, you know, and then but then hit the
way they try to hold you though, or you're gonna
forget where you come from. Oh, you ain't gonna keep
it real no more. I don't want to go back
where I come from. I don't want to keep it

(05:10):
that real no more. It was real enough for me
living in the car. I had enough of that real.
I don't gonna keep it real now. I don't keep
it real. I wanna go keep it dreamy. I want
to go keep it fantasized. I want I wanna. I
want to keep it out of this world. I want
to keep it off the chain. I want to keep
it moving. I want to keep it ball and I
want to see what that's like. So Nah, I ain't

(05:32):
gonna forget where I come from, but you ain't gonna
hold me to that though See, thoughts become things all
day long? Where's your vision board? Where are the things
that you want written down? What do you think about
the most? How grateful are you for what all God
has done for you? Where you at with that?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
See?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Here hear another law? If thoughts become things, Let me
ask you this. If all you thinking about is your debt,
If all you're thinking about is what you ain't got,
If all you thinking about or is all woe is me?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
If all you.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Thinking about is every time I turn around, I'm sick.
If all you thinking about it's the things in life
that you're lacking. If that's all you thinking about, and
if thoughts become things, how much debt you think you're
gonna stay in?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
How much?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
How much how much lacking you think you're finn to
fill your life with? How much most stuff you fin
to not have because you keep thinking about it all
the time. When you're gonna be grateful, when you're gonna
say thank you, when it's gonna come out your mouth, Man,
that I may not be where I want to be,

(06:56):
but I show am grateful for what you've given me
so far, for the things I have to date, because
I don't have to have these things. You know what
that does? That then opens up room for more stuff
to come your way. To be grateful fall. But if
you're gonna be ungrateful, ah, man, let me ask you something.
I ain't God, I don't claim to be, But let

(07:17):
me ask you something man. If you ungrateful for the
things we got, If we can't show no gratitude for
what we have, why would God give us some most
stuff to be ungrateful for? What would he do that for?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Tada?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Anybody feel me right now? So when I say come on,
y'all dig me? Now? Do you understand why I say
dig me Because I.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Want you to feel me.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I want you to understand and come to the understanding,
not saying you ain't. Because there's so many people got
a deeper understanding than me about this whole thing. I
promise you they do, but they listen to me. I'm
just trying to get you to walk up in this light, man,
so you can go on with your life and quit
tripping yourself out with your thoughts, because thoughts become things,
all right.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
All day you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your attention.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Please, How can I put this to you that makes
you makes it really stick today? Because I've tried several
ways to get you into the mind frame, to get
you into the mind frame of honoring God for this
wonderful thing that He gives us every day called the present,

(08:30):
and I don't want you to overlook the fact that
it's necessary. I woke up this morning kind of in
a little helter skelter, so I didn't get to save
my prayers right away. But then before I came on air,
I stopped and I got myself together and was able
to put it in because I just don't want to
start a day without thanking God for this day.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I just don't. I just really really don't.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
And what in part of the big part of my
prayers thanking Him for yesterday, for all he did for
me and me through, and then I also want to
thank him for the things He's prepared for me today
that I have no knowledge of. Wow, God goes in
rooms before I go there, So when I get in
the room, I don't I don't worry about who in

(09:15):
the room. I go in the room and I look
for God, because if God goes before me, all I
gotta do is go in there and look for God. Now,
whoever he working through that day, That's who I'm in
search of. Boy, you better, you better put your life
in peace and quit tripping with these people. Go ahead
on Steve Harvey Martin Show, Charlie Strawberry, Califrail Mississippi Mornica Jr.

(09:39):
Is still out today, and the legend that is Nephew Tommy. Ladies, gentlemen,
what's going on today? You know, normally I ask junior, junior,
what's on your mind today? But kind of scared to
do that with Tommy.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
So what do you mean, you know, Tommy?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, it ain't Tommy, it's what come out of time, Tommy.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's you know, be early in the morning and you
just don't want to all right, man, Hey Tommy, Yeah,
let's say, man, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
So so I'm trying to help a buddy of mine out.
Maybe you can help, Okay, So.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh lord, what are his friends?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
One of my boys been sleep for seven days because
he said his wife said, when you wake up, I
want you to tell me who the hell Stephanie is.
He ain't woke up yet, So what can he say
when he wake up? Because clearly he is. I don't

(10:43):
know what to say, and he ain't. He ain't woke
up in seven days, so I just want to I
think that's a very good question.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
See that's why right here, you're right after.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
So now somehow he has notified Tommy that he's still
sleep for seven days, and now he gonna ask, oh,
what should he say when he wake up?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Let me help you with this. Hire. When he wakes up.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
He wasn't sleep, he was in a coma, okay, God,
and he has no memory of Stephanie or any woman
that has a name with an S in it.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Amnesia.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's all he got going. And surely let's just let
him have that. He gonna tell his friend because he
take us a good idea.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Okay, we'll just go with it, all right, Thank you?
Coming up at thirty. Two minutes after the hour, we
will hear from the nephew yet again as he runs
that brenk back. Right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 4 (12:24):
The nephew is here to run that prank bag.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
What you got for us, nev I got it for you.
You know, we pay taxes on everything, y'all. You know
how we do. And it's you know, with at the
end of the year coming up, you know you're starting
to my wife already starting with the taxes and it,
you know that's her thing.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
But getting the paperwork together.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Getting the paperwork doing all that. Once you gotta pay back.
We don't getting no money, so we got to pay
some money back. But anyway, this right here is a
different kind of taxes. This is booty taxes. You understand
what hey, hey, don't knock it. It's people paying on
different things. This booty text. Okay, text that behind. Let's

(13:04):
go cat that.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Kendrick. This is hey, Kendrick.
How you doing. My name is Anthony, Man Anthony. They
call me a C. How you doing.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
I'm good, Bro?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
How you doing?

Speaker 6 (13:18):
I'm good, I'm good. Hey listen, uh, this right here, man,
this I don't even know how to put this though,
but hey, listen, I'm calling you man because I got
some issues. I'm getting ready to find my taxes and
I'm going through all my expensis, all my receipts and
all this kind of stuff. You know. I just I

(13:40):
can't I can't just let this go. Man. I didn't
spend like twenty thousand dollars on your wife last year,
and I'm trying to figure.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
Out, Oh well, bru wait, Manue you asking me you
don't spend twenty thousand dollars on shiit I'm married to?
Is that what you're telling me.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
All I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to
do a write off. That's what I'm trying to do.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
I'm trying to claim no, no, no write off. Basically,
what you're telling me is you my wife.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
I ain't say all, man, I ain't.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
Say all what you saying.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Bro. All I'm saying is I'm trying to figure out
is that all right if I claim Melanie on my expenses? Man,
I'm over twenty grand on money I spent on Melanie
last year.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
So first, let me understand something right quick. You asking
me for permission to claim my wife? When did you
ask for permission my wife? Help me with that?

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Okay, Okay, okay, okay, let's do this here. Drug. I
ain't say I did that. You saying that. I'm saying,
I just want to claim the taxes because I spent
twenty k on it. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Okay, let's just let's do this, brother, Let's put money
on the phone. Let's put mail on the phone.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Ain't no, we ain't got a brainmailing this. We ain't
got brainmailing it. What I'm saying is mother be already
in it, see in it?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
What excuse me?

Speaker 7 (15:03):
We ain't got to plan any see any think you
must be outside Joe mine.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
All I'm saying is, do you have a problem with
me claiming Melody? You mother? What did I do?

Speaker 8 (15:13):
Bruh?

Speaker 7 (15:14):
I got a problem having this whole my face?

Speaker 6 (15:17):
How?

Speaker 7 (15:18):
First of all, how did you get my information? How
you get my number?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Brother?

Speaker 6 (15:22):
I asked around for your number. I ain't want to
call you. Took me a week to call you. You
know what I'm saying. I'm just trying to dude, I
just spent twenty grand. You under see what I'm saying?

Speaker 7 (15:31):
When did you spend twenty grand? That's I want to know.
I ain't spent twenty grand on this month and I'm
married to her, So what what's the you doing that
you spent twenty thousand dollars on my wife and then
you want to claim that? Keep me understanding that.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Hey man, I ain't trying to go into all my
receipts on everything I did for Melanie. I'm not trying
to do that. All I'm trying to do is is
just I just want I want to I want to
know if you I don't want to both claiming it,
because that's how you get in trouble. Brother, you already
and mother trouble is the last mother thing you ought
to be worried about it and you call it my

(16:07):
mother phone, telling me about some that you got going
on with my old lady, and then you telling me
can I have your permission? You?

Speaker 7 (16:16):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (16:16):
So dog, we got to get some kind of resolution
to this.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
A good resolution is a good you mean a resolution.
That's the only mother resolution we gonna get. Brother, Ain't
no other resolution. Ain't no other resolution.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
We ain't we ain't.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
We ain't got elf to talk about. We ain't got
a mothering to talk about. That's the resolution I got fighting.
I tell you what, brother, I'm texting mill right now.
I've been texting her since we've been on this mother phone.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
I pray, what are you texting her?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Father?

Speaker 6 (16:43):
No?

Speaker 7 (16:44):
You mean when am I texting her?

Speaker 6 (16:45):
For?

Speaker 7 (16:46):
She is the subject matter. So that's why I'm texting her.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
But you better pray to God.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
This is a money I hope to God. You y'all
got y'all people stuff with me like this. Bid. This
ain't gonna go to it brouh and at.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
All at all, Okay, so I guess I can't claim
them at this point. Tell mother now, so what you
want to do?

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Though, Bro, I've already told you what I'm gonna do,
and I'm waiting on meals re funs on this Mother
seel like she's slower than the mother. She can't type fast.
But somebody go get me some ma'am today.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Okay, Man, look at Brad.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
I don't know who this is. On the other than
in the end of this song. I hope to God
there's something somebody X five or some some that I
can't even fathom. You better pray to God, y'all playing
with me?

Speaker 6 (17:38):
This is some book? Okay, okay? So can I go on?
Tell you this your dog and then I'm gonna get
out your way, man, because I know how it's gonna
go after this. Can I just go and tell you
something else?

Speaker 7 (17:52):
I don't know what else you can tell me, Bro.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
The only thing I can tell you, the only thing
I can tell you, Kendrick, is that this his nephew
Tomic from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Melanie
got me to break fall.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
Call you dom Well, y'all from riding my ba. You look,
that's about coming. He was telling me about I slept done. Man,
y'all ain't. Man, y'all ain't. And I'm sitting up at

(18:26):
Ethan crackling, and I don't throw them the way my
first French already.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Have you alright? Man, I gotta make sure you are
right before we get off the pall. You're good man.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
I got to go get in the drink that. Yeah, yeah,
I'm right that.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Boy, y'all.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Ain't you.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
All right? Show me this man? What's the baddest that?
I mean, the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 7 (18:55):
Man, damn Steve Harvey Marts show with that right lift.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
You see, I have paid a tax if I have
to say that.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Wow, too much?

Speaker 6 (19:11):
You fight too much?

Speaker 4 (19:12):
You no, no, no, no, you don't share it? Don't
you do it?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I like.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I did that part all right? Coming up, thank you, nephew.
Coming up next in is ask the clo or Chief
Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this, don't.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
You do it?

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top of the hour. And entertainment news. Hurricane Melissa impacked
at Jamaica as a Category five storm late yesterday. We'll

(20:19):
have an update on that. Cedric the entertainer gives his
opinion on joking about the US's food stamps crisis. And
actor Kelsey Grammer you remember him from Fraser welcomed his
eighth child at age seventy. Wow. That is all coming
up at the top of the hour. But right now

(20:40):
it is time to ask the CLO, our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. Ready, Steve, Yeah, all right, here we go.
CLO Tamia and Richmond writes, my twelve year old son
has a crush on a girl at school, and he
asked her out on a date. He asked her mom
after school, and then he told me he wants me

(21:00):
to take them to the mall Saturday. Is this cute?
Or are they too young to be going on dates?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Well, you can stop with them. Are they too young?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
He'dn already asked the mama, the mama that said, yeah,
he got to crush.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
On the girl.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
What you cannot do is get these boys to uncrush that.
That ain't finna happen. Yeah, he got a crush on
this girl. What you stopped liking her?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
What happen?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
So it's it's kind of cute if they just go
to the mall. Yeah, it's if they just go to
the mall, that's that's what's gonna happen. But you know
you raised a good boy. He went over there, he
asked the mamba. Yeah, gentlemen, so you know he twelve.

(21:58):
I had a crush on girl. I've had a crush
on girls my entire life. I never went through that.
I don't like little girl, period.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I didn't. I didn't know what to do with them,
But I never I never not like him. I always knew.
I WoT it was.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
How old were you when you went on your first date?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Fifteen?

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Where'd you guys go?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Moving movies? You know this back in the day. Wasn't
what else were we gonna go?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, there were no malls, movies, skating, raking. When I
was fifteen, there were no malls. Really, yeah, malls hadn't
been invented yet.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
So y'all just.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Doing the seals as he got dog.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
All they had was strip malls.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Oh, strip malls.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
You know they had strip.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I don't let me see fifteen Let me see Montgomery Wall.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah they had that.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Strip mom too.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Well, let me just say this, big malls hadn't been
a vinit yet where you could just go and make that.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, mall might have had them. I was not exposed.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Okay, all right, we're gonna move on to Darwin. In Bastrip,
Darwin writes, I'm sleeping with the sweetest woman. That's the
best lover I ever had. She's fatitte and sweet, but
she snores like a three hundred pound mountain man. I
love everything about her. But that have you dealt with snoring?

(23:40):
Was it a deal breaker? Please help?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
No from Darwin?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
No, I ain't never had that one down. I don't
know what to tell you.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
All I can tell you is to beat her to sleep.
That's all I can tell you. I'm not finna cut
her homes though, doing all that. You you ain't never
had that leads. Yeah, well, you ain't never had snoring before. Hey,
push your hey, nudge, Hey, get over on that side,

(24:13):
get on her side, get on her stomach.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
There wasn't the case.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
But if she on her back though, she giving it
to you.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
So you saying go to sleep before?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeah, he said, he just study?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
No do you just you snow and turn on you know,
make them shift positions, you.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Know, uh huh. But it's snoring a bad thing though,
you don't.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it is. By that band aid.
They go on their nose and they got this mouthpiece
you can buy too. They got a mouthpiece that you
can buy and sleep. That helps with snoring.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Okay, but not.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Heah, not doing all that, all.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
The tricks and all that. That's all I'm doing. I
just ain't sleeping.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Try to get on.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Out of here now, stretch.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, I got to get on out here, get to
work in the morning.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I don't worry about that. I'm proud of here, all right.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Moving on to Raffia, Raffella rafaella in Middletown, Raffaela writes
my husband has a second phone, and he says it's
a work phone. I want to believe him, but I
feel like he could have told me that he has
another phone before I heard it ringing in his pocket?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Is all?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Am I foolish to believe it's just for work?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Well, that's what he said. It was fun.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
You know, you ain't got no proof? That is nothing else?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Does she need proof though? Does she need proof?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
You can't just accuse a man without nothing. The man
said it's a work phone. Now let's find out what
kind of work. If he the mail man, that ain't
the work phone. If he delivered that ain't a work phone.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Why didn't he tell her?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Why didn't he tell her he had the phone. That's
also what she's mad about, because he didn't even tell her.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Ringing.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
They don't work together, right, Yeah, and the phone got
assigned to me.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
They handed it to me. Why I tell you I
got it?

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
You don't know nothing about work.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
You don't know nothing about the tool bell, You don't
know nothing else.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yes, what his phone?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Because it's ringing in your pocket?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's the problem, asked, what phones do?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
How else do you know an somebody on that.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
But here's the lie.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
If it's a work phone and it ring in this post,
then he didn't answer it, then it's not a work phone,
right because you got to answered if it's a work phone, right, yeah, right, yeah.
Now if it's ringing and he playing it off all
I don't feel like that right now, then that ain't
a work phone.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I'm upset with him though.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Why Why?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Why is that not on silence? Why is he that stupid?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Why? Because it's a work phone, Tom, Why would you
put your work phone on silid? That's the other comeback
I got, baby, If this wasn't a work phone, why
would I not have I would just put it on silent? Well,
why didn't you answer it? Because I didn't hear it.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
In time.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Because you were talking to me, baby.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Having because you know, I've had my phone rang in
my pocket before, like I had on my workout pants
and I couldn't and I couldn't get that thing out
of my pocket. Man, I just couldn't get my phone
out of my pocket. And I need eat it out too,
and I couldn't get it out.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Okay, But in this case, you think he's lying. I
think he's lying. Yeah, yeah, you know it's the full.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Rain that ain't work for rock breaking it forward.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
It was on silence. All right, thank you, Clo coming
up with the teller. We will have some entertainment news
for you right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Hurricane Melissa made landfall in New Hope, Jamaica, yesterday afternoon

(28:44):
as a powerful Category five storm and causing widespread devastation.
Melissa pumbled through with one hundred and eighty five miles
per hour winds and torrential rain. Yeah yeah, yeah, one
and eighty five miles per hour.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Then weake into a Category four as it continued its
path of destruction across Jamaica. According to AP News, multiple
hospitals and emergency services are not accessible because of flooding
and power lass. On Monday, ahead of Hurricane Melissa, Jamaican
Prime Minister Andrew Hallness cautioned that a cleanup would be slow.

(29:21):
He said, quote, there is no infrastructure in the region
that can withstand a category five. The question is the
speed of recovery. That's a challenge. There are reportedly close
to twenty five thousand tourists stranded right now in Jamaica
that were unable to evacuate and this morning, the hurricane
is expected to impact Cuba and then move on toward

(29:45):
the Bahamas by late this afternoon. And of course our
prayers are with those impacted by this horrific storm, Hurricane Melissa.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Is our president going to help helping everybody here?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Well, we have to help the Caribbean. I mean, I
don't see how you can't help the right in the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, and you know we don't see how.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, well you're right, see yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I think we're gonna have to put some prayer on
this that we touch all the right hearts because you know,
we we have the means to help. Yes, but you
know the problem with this make America great again, it
has been to withdraw. If you knew the damage they've
caused in Africa with Africa Aid being taken away. I

(30:34):
mean really simple stuff like just mosquito nets. Do you
know what the medical assistance to Africa? And they don't care.
Project twenty twenty five doesn't care. I'm really afraid of
this administration's people. And I'm gonna tell you something, man,

(30:54):
it's this is my honest opinion. It's the people around
Donald Trump that are the most dangerous because I think
they play, you know, they play on the fact that
we support you, and they know he loves that. But
in saying we support you, they are allowed to enact

(31:20):
their policies around him.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
And that's the danger man.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Project twenty twenty five came from this one guy who
sat on Donald Trump's plane and promised him his support,
and that's how he got it in and we're dealing
with Project twenty twenty five. And that's I'm just afraid
that this no aid to these countries are gonna help.
We were so slow in helping Puerto Rico.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
I just we're the most powerful country in the world.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
There's no way that some of its islands and the
richest in the Caribbean can rebuild without international support.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
That's no exactly way.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
But you know, Carla, the reason you're considered the most
powerful nation in the world is because you've extended the
arm of.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Aid and built allies around the world.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Once you start thinking you don't need other people, you
don't get to be big as you were.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
You just don't.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Because there's a lot of ill will towards America right
now because of their unwillingness to continue being a source
of aid that they've been for so long.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I feel like America is and I see you on
life support. That's what it is about. And the beep
is fading away bad.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
You know.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I think you're right, and you know, the whole the
whole thing of make America great again. They didn't understand,
are then complete denial of how America was built in
the first place. Yeah, America was built on free label. Yeah,

(33:06):
exactly how they got into the eco industrial revolution with
money because they had free label. Yeah. And America, Europeans,
all of them, they've built nothing of their own. Take
some somebody else already got men, say it's yours and

(33:28):
then yeah, and then act like you didn't take it,
like you've been there the whole time.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Made right, and now let's erase the history. So don't
nobody know what we did?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
They want to do?

Speaker 9 (33:43):
Come on, man, No, Yeah, there is some organizations and
charities that are offering relief, and you can start with Jamaica,
Red Cross, Dot War, but I'm sure there are more.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
All right, thank you guys switching years now. I don't
know if you knew about this, Steve, but TMC recently
caught an original King of comedy in New York City.
It wasn't you, obviously, but it was Cedric the entertainer.
That's right. TMZ talked to SETI said about the jokes
being made about food stamps and said said said, no,

(34:20):
that's not a joke. There are so many people living
in America with food insecurities. The fact that the US
government is willing to let its own citizens starve is ridiculous.
Said smirked and gave his blessing and said, I do
understand that we're going to joke about everything. So do
you guys send to yourself or do you just love

(34:41):
doing those edgy jokes?

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I mean, I censor myself. I'm not messing up, no job,
I got the censor. Well, it's always too soon in
this society.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, you know, it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
It's a new day, okay, all right?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, a dangerous
monkey is on the loose in Mississippi after a truck
full of monkeys overturned. We'll talk about that right after this.

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Speaker 4 (36:25):
According to WAPT News in Mississippi, an aggressive and very
dangerous monkey is on the loose in the Jatsper County
area in Mississippi. Serious story Steve. A truck full of
monkeys was traveling from to A truck full of them
was traveling from Tulane University yesterday when it overturned along

(36:47):
the highway. According to authorities, twenty one monkeys were on
the truck and after that accident, fifteen of the monkeys
remain cage and six monkeys as escaped. Now, the monkeys
are said to weigh around forty pounds each, but they're
very aggressive as breed is, and they're dangerous to humans.

(37:10):
The monkeys reportedly require protective equipment if you want to
handle them, and the local Sheriff's office told reporters start
call it good, No, like a hazmat suit or something.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
The monkeys got coming from TWU Lane.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
What are they doing at the college.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Well, it was twenty one of them though when the
truck flipped, fifteen of them stayed in the cage. Six
of them said were out of here and trying to
tell all the fifteen let's go.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
But the other fifteen, oh no.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Long when ain't sitting and run you mask neim told
us we going up two lane.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
We had stay on the truck. We'll about a here,
oh over the cave. Just seez all.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Smart for all of that.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
The local sheriff's off, let's ride.

Speaker 11 (38:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
The monkey that got away actually crossed interstate, across the
interstate and went out into a wooded area. The monkey
remains at large.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Now see now he in real trouble because he crosses
the state lines. Now it's a felony. Well, the monkey
he was watching the news. He've been watching the Puffy trial,
so he already knew they was probably transporting him because
he wasn't treating the other monkeys right down there where

(38:32):
they was at.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
That's why he was in that truck. The monkey away.
He in the top of a tree now thinking how
good life is.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, he seen any other monkeys out there, He's shaking
them down, like right now, he'd turner. He going down
to people's house and freeing monkeys. Everybody in Mississippi got
a good cal care for a little monkey.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
All right, guys showing up in thirty four minutes after
the hour, we'll play a round of One has to go.
Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's
time to play a round of one has to go, guys,
Here we go. Chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, strawberry syrup. Which one?

(39:31):
One has to go?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Oh, strawberry syrup. Yeah, body walked out.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, I never had strawbery, sir.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
No, they don't go. Nothing but strawberry, that.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Chocolate and a carameal This person saying everything, all right.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
One has to go jacuzzi, outdoor shower, cold plunge. One
has to go outdoor shower, outdoor shower. Okay, over cold?

Speaker 6 (40:00):
What what I like?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
The cold plant?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
This is hard.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I don't like it mm hmm, but you like the benefit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I got to start back up, man, because it works.
But I ain't looking forward to it though. Yeah, cold,
all right.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
One has to go sex on a waterbed, sex in
a car, or sex in an airplane laboratory.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Some of my greatest days was on the water bed.
And I ain't gonna lie too. Yeah, you'll kill that airplane, right, yeah,
that's good.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Nice, But people do that all the time. Yeah, all right.
One has to go a week in prison, a week
in space, a week in a submarine.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I can't. I can't do that. No, I can't do
that submarine. That sub is hard.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Yeah, but I ain't gonna be right a week later
after this prison, I'll tell you that now.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, well we can at least we can work something
out in this prison.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I can't work out nothing in that submarine. And can't
nothing go wrong up in space? It can go wrong
in prison. I got, I can, I can. I can
work with it. It cannot go wrong in that submarine
or out of space.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Space.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, okay, but I really can't be under that water
that that can't happen.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, one has to go.
Your tongue, your teeth, or your lips. One has to go.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
As we're finished talk, but we need all okay, listen, listen, lip?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Is you fingering?

Speaker 6 (41:48):
Radio?

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Limp?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Let me hear it?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
I want to.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I said, is you? I'm sorry? I'm sorry? Are you
are going to give of your lips?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
I got past that.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
If I got my lips, ain't nobody gonna know who
I am.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
You're gonna be you can go.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
I might have on COVID mask. I take my lips,
all right?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Which one though? So lips for you lips?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
You've got to have the teeth and tongue. You gotta talk.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Yeah, all right, but you can't kiss.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
One has to go American Idol. America's got talent or
the voice.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I don't care. Take either one of them.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Take all, Take all three off TV. I ain't gonna
know it, I promise you, I'm not even gonna know.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I don't know who want what?

Speaker 4 (42:45):
All right? One has to go. Profanity, lying, painting, what profanity? Profanity,
lying or hating. One has to go.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
We got to lie and we got becuks.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I hate oh, I don't hate nohow, So that's going good? Okay,
I'm I'm I'm probably lying about that.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
But go ahead.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, all right. One has to go. Jeffrey Osborne, Johnny Gill,
Peebo Bryson. Nobody, nobody can go.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Give me the Johnny, nobody can go.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Wait wait wait wait wait you're talking about if I
got hold on? Bye Johnny, Johnny, Jeffy Born, Peebo. Yeah,
Jeffrey Osbourne LTD. It'll be people love ballot what hey hey, hey, hey, hey,
I'm keeping Jeffrey and Johnny Johnny, I love Johnny gil

(43:53):
but bye, Wow, no way you're taking l t D
from me?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Brighton, It ain't a way.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Thank you, guys. Right by you. And today's prank phone call.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is

(44:25):
hands on your Knees. We'll get into that and find
out what that song about.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Wow title.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Yeah, but right now it is time for the nephew
and today's prank phone call.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
What you got for his nef Let's go, let's get
let's get stupid tarms teen, let's do that stupid terms ten.
This right here is bet bugs Shirley bid Boogs, bid Boogs.
I know, I know, call us scrunching her face up.
I know sounds Yeah, let's be stupid for a minute.
Let's go cat Hello, Hello.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
To speak to Sanie.

Speaker 11 (45:01):
She's out here right now.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
I take a message. Do you know when she's coming back? Now?

Speaker 11 (45:06):
Is this a business calls him?

Speaker 6 (45:08):
No? No, this personal. I need to talk to her immediately. No,
you need to talk to me.

Speaker 11 (45:13):
It's just a man.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Who is this? This is this is Brandon?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Who are you?

Speaker 11 (45:17):
I'm Ernest man? But why do you know?

Speaker 6 (45:21):
I got a bit of a situation here, man, And
it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some money
from her, So I kind of need to talk to
her about about getting this money. Is totally disrupted my
whole apartment and I need to actually see about talking
to her about getting this whole problem taken care of.

Speaker 11 (45:42):
What's the what's the situation, what's.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
The what's going on? I mean, I'm basically right now,
I'm twenty five hundred dollars in the rears due to
due to Chese, and I, you know, I need to
see if she's gonna be able to pay me for
this situation or what.

Speaker 11 (45:59):
You know, do my girl owe you money?

Speaker 6 (46:01):
She owes me twenty five hundred dollars, twenty.

Speaker 11 (46:04):
Five hundred dollars for what. I don't even know who
you are, first of all, So what's up with the
twenty five hundred dollars?

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Man? First of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and
I've been I know I've been knowing she knee probably
for the last three or four months. Now, okay, so
here is you you want to know it all in
a nutshell? Is just like this. Charne's been coming through
okay for the last three or four months, been coming
over here to my spot, to my apartment, hanging out.
I'm just now finding out within the last two weeks.

(46:33):
It's I had to get rid of my couch. I
had to get rid of my mattresses because the mattress,
because it's been mattress.

Speaker 11 (46:40):
Wait a minute, dude, Wait a minute.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
So you're trying to tell me she was in your bed. Yeah,
she's been in my bed.

Speaker 11 (46:45):
Dude, she's been in your bed. Are you crazy?

Speaker 6 (46:49):
You know.

Speaker 11 (46:51):
Where she's twenty five hundred dollars? Twenty five hundred dollars
you talking about my girl was in your bed. Now,
we're not even gonna get into that. You understand what
I'm saying. But that's ty five hundred dollars. You can
forget about it. No, no, no, no, no, hold up, brother,
a ball you calling here? You calling here? You calling here?
And hear a dude answer the phone and you still
got to to ask for her. And the ain't gonna
tell me about some twenty five hundred dollars about some mattress.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Dude, I'm out my my mattresses man on a thousand
bucks at full of bead bucks. I had to throw
that away.

Speaker 11 (47:19):
May i'tbobly worry about those matches?

Speaker 6 (47:20):
Dude?

Speaker 11 (47:21):
You talking about my girl. We've been together for four years.
I'm about to pop the question on her, and you
want to sit there talking about she'd been hanging with
you or take it with you for the last four months.
It's about to be over in a miny.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Now, what if you want to marry Snise cool? I
don't care nothing about it.

Speaker 11 (47:33):
He don't even worry about that now. But you don't
when I was talking about some mattress man, That's that's
a problem, dude. I ain't worried about no mattress.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
We don't worry them. I ain't got no mattress right.

Speaker 11 (47:41):
Now to my house? You calling mine telling that?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Dude, I do not call a mattress right now, nor
do I have a couch. Do you understand I an't canting.

Speaker 11 (47:51):
About your mattress in the counts? Dude, I don't care
nothing about that. Your name you said your name Brandon.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
I'm Brandon, Yes, he brand.

Speaker 11 (47:58):
Okay, you don't worry about it right now, because you
gonna find me a real slool. Don't let me find
you before you find me.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Or you understand what I'm saying, don't you don't, don't
do then you can have.

Speaker 11 (48:06):
Them big bugs and the mattress or whatever. Answer me
for all I care. But what I'm saying is you
talking about some big bus and the bim bugs over here.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Okay, so what he's getting see them problem over here?
In my place?

Speaker 11 (48:17):
I'm can't have the problems. She ain't bring nothing over there,
first of all, but I ain't. That ain't even a
problem right now. You've been over here.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Man, you let nobody else over here.

Speaker 11 (48:26):
Don't worry about who you had over there. But you're
gonna call here's something about no money. You ain't getting
nothing from here?

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Okay, First of all, do check this out. I don't
have a problem with you, okay, Me and you cool?

Speaker 11 (48:35):
No when you cool problem, We already got a problem.
You call with me something about you been slipping with
my brother?

Speaker 6 (48:39):
Hey, dog, dodge the ones. I'm gonna say it again.
Me and you cool dog, we cool?

Speaker 7 (48:43):
We not cool? We not cool.

Speaker 11 (48:45):
But I'm gonna water. I'm gonna handle Sanie myself. I'm
gonna do you. I'm gonna handle you later.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
What you think what you're talking about? You, you're gonna
handle me.

Speaker 11 (48:54):
I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right?

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Hey? They do? Still?

Speaker 11 (48:58):
You want a mass?

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Right and marriage? Shie? I ain't got nothing to do
with that. My water on them out my money back, man,
for the for the property of mind that she has ruined.

Speaker 11 (49:06):
Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get you a masses.
Don't worry about that. It's gonna be a casket wrapped
around that.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Hell.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Hey, dude, dude, why you sitting here creating the drama
with me when me and you we ain't even the problem.
The problem is Shani.

Speaker 11 (49:18):
The problem is you picked up your phone and you
crawl here. That's the problem you got to do. You
ain't got no couch, you ain't got no message. Now
you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
You know what I see. I can't talk to you
when through Shanise get home.

Speaker 11 (49:32):
Man, don't worry about when Shani get home. What you
need to worry about was when I find you, okay, So.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
So when you're gonna have my money in it when
you find me because I need my.

Speaker 11 (49:39):
Money day, I'm gonna have your your mattress too. Please
understand you're gonna be resting read or what?

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Okay? Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man, Shanise,
bring bed buzgs over to my house. Leave them all
in my mattresses, leave them all on my couch. Where
I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong? At man,
where I'm wrong.

Speaker 11 (49:56):
I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she
had a name?

Speaker 6 (49:59):
Say? What?

Speaker 11 (50:00):
Did you know she had a man?

Speaker 6 (50:01):
But I mean kind of kind of.

Speaker 11 (50:03):
Sort of but not really though, ain't no kind of
sort of man even you know she got a man?
Or she don't got a man? You knew she had
a man?

Speaker 6 (50:10):
Right?

Speaker 11 (50:10):
And you still winning DV Right?

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,
I'm dealing with these bed bugs.

Speaker 11 (50:17):
Understand I'm saying, dude, do you understand you messing up
a four year relationship? You know how much time I
put in with this woman?

Speaker 7 (50:23):
Four years?

Speaker 11 (50:24):
Four years we about to get we was about to
get married, and you calling here with this.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
What are y'all supposed to get married?

Speaker 11 (50:29):
Don't worry about when we're supposed to get married. Man,
you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain
to you is, dude, you calling here on some big bug,
which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.
But the fact that you told me that she was
over your house, in your dad, that's over. It's over now.
You understand what I'm saying. Now, when she gets home,
I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.
That's gonna get done with. I'm walking up out of here.

(50:50):
But when I leave here, please believe my next doctor is.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
To come find yo. Prince of all.

Speaker 11 (50:55):
How do you get the number to this apartment? That's
what I want to know they do.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
She gave me both numbers to phone number in the house.
Number told me, you know, if it's an emergency, called
the house.

Speaker 11 (51:04):
Okay, and this is an emergency.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Yeah, that's an emergency.

Speaker 11 (51:08):
Learn learn another emergency number, learning nine one one. Because
when I come knocking on your dog, either you come
out on your head of it, or you better call
the cops. You understand what I'm trying.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
To tell you, hey, man, do you think Tommy will
pay for the bead bugs?

Speaker 11 (51:22):
Who is Tommy?

Speaker 6 (51:22):
I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will pay for
the bed?

Speaker 11 (51:25):
But who is Tommy?

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Tommy dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Ernest,
you just got pranked by your girl shot niece.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Man.

Speaker 11 (51:39):
Y'all, y'all or a, well, it was over. It was over.
You understand what I'm telling you.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
It's over.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
There you have it, stupid good Wednesday moment.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Dead mugs. Yeah, does it make your skin? Yes? Yeah, surely,
yes it does.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yes, that'll make you throw the whole mattress out and
start over.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
I'm talking about the whole bed, everything on the window. Yes, yes, yes,
lifted right on up.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Dallas for work.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
The nephew was coming to town, Addison, Addison, impriv man
and y'all already found out that I'm coming because you're
selling me out, and I want to say thank you
in advance. I appecated. I appreciate it. Nephew coming Halloween.
That's this weekend, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Got a few
tickets left. They trying to get the neft you to
add a show. We're gonna think about it for me.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
All right. Let me let me let me sleep on
a night shows.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
If I had this on Sunday, listen, if I do
on Sunday, I'm telling you now, I'm telling you right now,
Monday is not going to have.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
If you do two shows on Sunday. Yeah, what if
I'm coming in here Monday for?

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Is it your job?

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Sure? Job? I don't.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
You're the such thing at work? Overload y'all. Now, y'all
know that.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
You need to really stop. Wow, where can you do
this nowhere?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
But all right, job, all right?

Speaker 4 (53:22):
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Speaker 1 (54:04):
This is TeV Hardy coming on.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Next is the Strawberry Letter. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, on works, seks, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve BARVIFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your

(54:28):
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Well, thank you, nephew. Subject hands on your knees here,
Stephen Shirley. I'm writing for help with my wife and
her addiction to screen time. Her need to be up
to date on everything on social media is driving me nuts.
She follows cooking videos and my daughter and I have
to pretend the food is good. I am the cook
of so I can't stand when she's messing around in

(55:03):
the kitchen wasting food and seasoning. There was this cabbage
boil that went viral, and she made the cabbage and
we were in the bathroom for a full two days
trying to get it out of our systems. It did
help me lose a couple of pounds, though. My wife
also gets a lot of romantic advice from people half
our age on the internet, and I can't get into

(55:25):
most of those physicians anyway. I'm forty nine. I have
a belly now, so I can only work with a
few positions nowadays. It's not enjoyable if I'm in pain.
What I am, though, is a good dancer, and I've
been using viral dances as cardio. I can do most
of them, and I go into the garage to do

(55:46):
them so my wife won't try to record me. She
has told me that I'm excluding her from my fun side.
But sometimes I want to be alone and have fun
by myself. So she did something so low down. She
put cameras in the garage and was recording me dancing
over the course of a few days. I'm wearing tattered

(56:07):
clothes and I'm barefoot, living my best life, thinking that
I am dancing alone in the garage. I have my
fan and I was popping that thing like crazy. She
sent the videos of She sent the video of snippets
of me on our family group chat. I was yelling
hands on your knees very loudly on one video. She

(56:28):
plays too much. I will be the butt of my
family jokes forever. How do I get revenge?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Also?

Speaker 4 (56:35):
How do I get her to act her age and
stop doing everything that she sees on social media? Excuse me,
you're basically doing the same thing. How do you get
her to act her age. You're the one yelling hands
on your knees while dancing barefoot by yourself in your garage.
I'd say both of you have a little growing to do.

(56:57):
You know you did some viral dances in the garage.
You said that phone and all devices, let's say, can
be bad if it takes valuable time away from what's important.
And what's important, of course, is your spouse and your family.
I mean you were both very distracted and not paying
attention to each other or the marriage right now. Marriage
takes work, It won't fix itself. You guys have your

(57:19):
own separate lives and you're both taking each other for granted.
So I agree with you. Wife, He is addicted to
her phone, and it's not a good look, and it's
time to change some things, or you'll look up one
day and you won't even recognize each other again. You've
been on your screen stuff too, because you said you
saw viral dances. She already told you that you're excluding

(57:42):
her from the fun. That was a good place to
invite her in, but you didn't. So I ask you,
when was the last time you guys went out together?
When was the last time you had a date night?
You like to dance? How about putting on some music,
asking her to dance, or take her out to dinner
instead of eating TikTok meals. You need to figure out

(58:02):
stuff to do where you don't have to have your
phone with you every second of the day and invite
her to join you. You got to catch these issues
while they're still fixable and you're both flexible and open
to these ideas. Don't wait till it's too late, Steve.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
This one of them letters that I can put in
the category of I could care.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
I know you were going to say that, I mean,
I really what, I don't even I'm not going to
try to help nobody in this letter.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
All I have is comments I don't care.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
You in your garage with camera, she cooking videos, you
and your daughter out. What's wrong? Ain't nothing wrong?

Speaker 6 (58:50):
So what.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I'm writing to help my wife with her addiction to
screen time. Where you wrote the wrong person because I
don't care nothing about her screen time. All I have
is comment her need to be updated on everything on
social media, driving me nothing.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Once again, let me just say right in here, I
don't care. I do not care.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Okay, let's go.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
She follows cooking videos and my daughter and I have
to pretend that the food is good. I'm the cook
in the house, so I can't stand it when she
mess around in the kitchen wasting food that season. I
don't see nothing in this letter, but help them what
I'm trying. Surelene, I'm gonna read the letter. I'm just
see why I can help trying. That was this cabbage

(59:44):
ball that went viol and she made the cabbage and
we was in the bathroom for a full two days. Now,
let me comment right here, I know that video. I
made that cabbage ball.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
You you really?

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
You take a whole head of cabbage and you seizon
it and then you drop it into grease and you
fride or something like yeah something, Well, I can't be
what I have my chef do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Oh, it ain't worth me. Don't even waste you all time?

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
All they do has look good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
It ain't worth it ain't nothing, it ain't nothing. You
need trying now. I ain't go to the bathroom for
two days. You had some bad cabbage. Oh okay, it
did help me lose a couple of pounds. Though again
right here, the fact that you're mentioned of getting rid

(01:00:41):
of excess waste is of no concern to me. All right,
hang up the rest of the letter. I'm gonna help
you out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
With Okay, good, all right, we'll have part two of
your response coming up Steve at twenty three minutes after
the hour, Today's Strawberry that are subject. Hands on your knees.
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
All Right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is hands on your Knees. I know you
said you didn't care about it, but do need some
help in their marriage?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Well they don't really, surely because the letters ignorant. He's
writing me for help to get his wife or her
addiction to screen time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I really don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
She got to stay up to date on social media
and everything, and it's driving the crazy. She'd be watching
all these cooking videos and he don't like that because
he the cook in the house and she and he
wasting food and seasoning. She did the cabbage boil. She
with the cabbage ball that went viral. She made the
cabbage and we was in the bathroom for a two
full day. Okay, I saw that cabbage ball I made,

(01:02:32):
I made. I know exactly what they talking about hand
my chef making. It wasn't that good. Wasted time, It
wouldn't don't even don't even do that, y'all. Now you
can't cook because it just looked good. It's like, whoa,
that's a good way to try cabbage, because you know,
I like cabbage. But it ain't nothing, it ain't worth.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Don't do it it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
It did help me lose a couple of pounds. Okay,
that's impacted. Wasys he talking about now? Talk that is
he talking about it? My wife also gets a lot
of romantic advice from people half our age on the internet,
and I can't get into most of those positions anymore.
I'm forty nine and I have a belly. Now dog

(01:03:15):
forty nine and you can't get into positions?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Boy, I was forty nine.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Whoa boy?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
I was still what?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Okay, boy, well, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Forty nine, I don't know what the problem is. Get
rid of your stomach. If you got if you a
man and you got a stomach that's prohibiting you from
getting into sexual positions. You got to get rid of
this stomach, because let me tell you what else's stopping
you from doing. You cannot sit on the edge of
the bench and put your socks on. You're finna throw.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Up, cousin of belly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I'm telling you, man, if the belly is stopping sexual positions,
it's some stuff you cannot do. You can't be walking
in public and your shoelace come off on time because
now you got to bend over, and then you got
to do breathing exercises, and then you got to tie
your shoe up in steps because you can't stay down

(01:04:20):
there the whole time and make both bowls and then
titan you this man, I am he got to bend over,
do the criss cross, stand up, breathe, go down, put
one loop in, standing back up, breathe again. All right,

(01:04:44):
you have got to take the elevator cause these steps
to kill you. Hey, forty nine and he can't participate
in sex, but anyway, it's not enjoyable.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
If I'm in pain, pain man, you in pain? What
am I though? Is a good dancer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
With that stomach?

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
You ain't?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
I can tell you right now, boy. If you think
having sex is hard, dancing with a billy, I've been
using viral dancers as cardio. I could do most of
them and go into the garage, and and and and
do them so my wife won't try to record me.

(01:05:34):
She'd have told me, I'm uh including excluding her from
my fun side. But sometime I want to be alone
and have fun by myself. Every man needs that, every
woman needs. You got to have something fun that you
go do by yourself. I enjoy fishing alone, completely alone.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Okay, Marjorie and.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
God into fishing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
I think you're over sharing right here, and you don't
want to get in trouble though, I be just let
the record show I do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Enjoy fishing with her because she done got good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
I got us some gloves, she could take the hook
out the fish mouth way at all that sort of together.
Any Well, he liked to be alone and have fun.
She did something low down, though. She put cameras in
the garage and started recording it while he was dancing.
Over the course of a few days, I'm wearing tattered

(01:06:34):
clothes and I'm barefoot. Now you're just in the garage
as a slave. And now you're in there with shirts
and barefoot. You in there look just like to together. Yeah,
you got the big dumber hanging over these tatned shorts,
and you live in your best left thinking, I'm dancing alone.

(01:06:57):
I had my fan. I was popping that thing like crazy.
See right there, pop popping that thing like you crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
What what thing though? Talking about your stomach?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
He didn't say he want.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
She sent the video snippets of me to our family
group chat. I was yelling hands on your knees loudly.
She played too much. I'm gonna be the butter family
joke forever. How do I get revenge? How do I
get her to act her age and stop doing everything
that she sees on social media? Ain't neither one of
y'all acting y'all age. That's one thing Shirley said. And

(01:07:32):
that's why I don't care about this letter. Thank you
for writing us, Thank you for allowing me not to care.
I don't care what you do. Hairs on your knees,
hands on your knees, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Leave your comments on today's put your hands on your knees.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Your stomach is gonna hang over further.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Steve Harvey, f them and check us out on the
Strawberry Letter podcast on the Free iHeart Rate, go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Get your stomach off me right now now.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
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Tommy in for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got
for us? Tommy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
All right, we got to recap the games that took
places parents weekend so we can see what pimpin did
this pants weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Ye oh yeah, yep, yep, yeah yeah, pimping.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Don't do the recap though, Oh no, just Steve, it's
just stee Oh they worked together, same okay, they got
two different people though.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Right, I'm just there, No, not really.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Just pull the curtain all the way back if no
one knew. But still.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Here we go, trying.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
I just lost to the bike ins thirty seventy ten.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Who did you pick? I picked my bikes.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
You picked the bikers?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Okay, Dolphins beat the Falcons thirty four to ten. I
didn't pick that one, no, all right. Ravens thirty to
sixteen over the Baths.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Hell yeah, I picked that even with the Lamar miss
and he wasn't gonna beat Yeah. Yeah, the Jets. The
Jets won a game.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
We beat the Bengals thirty nine to thirty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
I showed hope for it. I was pulling for him. Yes, sir,
come on and then tell me that, say, you boy,
job you think so? I hope? So yeah, Yeah, he's
a good coach. He just he's just something else was
so here.

Speaker 11 (01:09:51):
Wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Yeah the player.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
The Bills beat the Panthers forty to nine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
He told you, yeah, he picked that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Now this is what I'm trying to see. I can't
remember who you picked. Texans beat the forty nine Ers
twenty six to fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
I sure didn't pick that, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Did you pick this with Patriots? Patriots thirty two over
the Browns thirteen?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
God d'all you know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
You picked the brown.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
All right? You got the Eagles, they beat the Giants
thirty eight to twenty. Eagles beat the Giants. Yeah, yeah,
yeah picked yeah. Buccanils beat the Saints.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Sorry call it twenty three to thre that picked it, Yeah,
all right, the Coats over the Titans thirty eight to fourteen.
Picket picked it, and here we go, Broncos over the
Cowboys forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
To twenty four. I picked the Broncos, did you all right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
I missed too, Chiefs be the command is twenty eight
to seven, and the Stealers lost to the Package thirty five.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
To twenty five. I missed that one. I thought the Steelers.
They lost Prston truck. That is your recap. The same
with the brown So I I hate Pittsburgh, all right,
thank you nephew, thank you, Pitsburb. I hate the Bengals

(01:11:29):
and I hate the Cows.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
is stuck between his ex and his current girlfriend and
he needs some help. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So guys, here
we go. This is from Preston and Bentonville. Preston says,

(01:11:52):
I had a birthday party and my ex wife crashed
my party. She came with my sister. I told my
girlfriend that she should be at my sister, not me,
but she's mad because I allowed my ex wife to stay.
She doesn't understand how mad my ex wife would have
been if I made her lead. I don't want to
do anything that will jeopardize our good co parenting relationship.

(01:12:16):
I know it's not fair to my girlfriend, But how
do I get her to understand that my ex wife
is evil like that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I think it was foul of your sister to bring
your ex Yeah, and she did that to tick off
your new girlfriend because she know better.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Yeah, she know better.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
So if your sister was being real messy and stink
like that, now you and Bentonville, So I'm assuming that's office.
Saw all y'all work at Walmart corporate office up there.
Real nice facility. I've been there. I think Walmart is

(01:12:59):
one of the great corporations in the world today.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I really really do.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
The management is smart. I love the owners that I've met.
You know, I'm saying all that in hope that they'll
just give me two Walmarts. Maybe you know, something like that,
trying to help. I'm trying to get a couple of Walmarts.

(01:13:25):
I'm not really But anyway, dog, here's your problem. I
understand what you're saying, but she would have just been mad.
But I would have asked my sister to take her
out of here.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
If your sister ain't gonna do that, but I would
at least made that motion to do it, because you're
gonna mess up your current relationship trying to hang on
to your old relationship, and she's using the kids as
a poem. Yeah, but don't let this old ex, evil

(01:14:05):
woman ruin your relationship with your new girl. Keep her first,
front and foremost, because don't know, woman want to be
second to another one, especially the last one man, your ex. Yeah,
and then she come to your birthday party crashing. Oh man,
that's being real messing. Yeah, and all of that was

(01:14:28):
to put it in your current girlfriend's face.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Yeah. And his sister, you're right, his sister friends.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
With us with the ex friends.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Yes, well yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
The sisters anti the kids. And so she got a
relationship with the mom.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
So she was foul. Yeah, she was past five. Sound
like the ex would have everybody at their party, or.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
They try to put it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
Sounds like, doesn't it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
We have time for another one. This is from Letitia
in the DMV. Ltitia says, I'm a fifty two year
old married woman and I have a younger man on
the side that is strictly for sex. He started asking
for money and gifts, and I take him on my
work trips and I spoil him. When we're together, I
usually upgrade our hotel rooms and treat him to a
five star dining treat him to five star dining experiences

(01:15:21):
on my corporate card. He knows that I can't give
him money or buy gifts for him without my husband
noticing it. I need him to calm down. What can
I do to keep this young man happy?

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Why don't you stop seeing him?

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Because see you you don't know how to play this game.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
See you doing it to keep him happy when what
he's doing is threatening your happiness.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Right, See, he don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
How to beat He decided he decide peace. So now
side piece keyword peace?

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Oh, I thought by too.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
No word is peace? Oh you only get a peace?
Oh side mean you over that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Peace?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Mean how much you get? Why you over that? Just
a peace? Okay, that's all he gets?

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
He ain't all that. No way, you can't have nobody
thinking he all that?

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
All right?

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So guys, it's Wellness Wednesday. We need to talk about
staying healthy during this cold and flu season. We all
know Halloween is this Friday, So when you're out this weekend,

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be sure to protect yourself when you're moving around in
crowded spaces, like if you go to a Halloween party.
A lot of people will be going to Halloween parties
this weekend. They might have his Jeremy children there or
Jeremy adults. Careful.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
I don't recommend going to a Halloween party with kids.
Go to the wall with just adults. Okay, you got germs.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
I won't be going to either one of them, so
I'm out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
Go ahead, all right. Be sure to wash your hands frequently. Yes, yes,
that's a good one. Stay hydrated, get enough sleep, sleep well,
and eat healthy meals that support your immune system.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
We all agree on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yes, I ain't nothing healthy to eat at the Halloween party. Nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
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vampire fangs? Or a big round pumpkin heads? Wow? Give

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you want to?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
You look at the option. You already got big head?
He shut up?

Speaker 11 (01:19:11):
Got what.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
How you don't think your head ain't big?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Have you had any my head bigger than man? Okay,
I see what you're saying. My bad. You head is
in proportion to your body. Head.

Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
Yeah, okay, go along with my bad like beetle tips,
my bad, Go ahead the most.

Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Would you rather have pickled pigs feet sandwich or a
slice of pumpkin pie? Which one is nice of?

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Punkin pie? Yeah, punkin pie. Man, I'm not eating this
pickled pig for a sandwich. You to hal off that foot?

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Okay? What is that? A sandwich with mao and lettuce
and tomatoes?

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Okay? All you can do is wrap life ring around.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Some crackers.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
It was good back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
I don't know brand. Oh yeah, yes, yes, I am brand.
I'm here for the brand, the old old me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
He's gonna stay right back there with that spam baloneyianna sausage.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
That okay? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
Would you rather slumber party in a haunted house or
would you rather camp out in a cemetery? Which one
haunted house? Or cemetery. Well, we can't do that cemetery,
but you can do a haunted house.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Hey, I just got to.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
I ain't gonna be sleeping this hunted house. No b
so I might go on outside, sit up. I ain't
gonna be sleep either way, slumber party, haunted house, camping
outside in the cemetary.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
I'm gonta sit in this tent and bet not nothing
come to this dough.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Would you rather have a tarantula in your car or
would you rather go on a road trip with your ex?

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Either way, I'm flipping the car.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Really yeah, either way we flipping it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
See tarantula or your ex.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Yeah, I'm gonna put this tarantula in the car. Really
in the world, I'm not taking a road trip, and
take your spider. How far is the road trip?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Not far?

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
A couple of hours? Maybe four.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Four hours?

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Yeah, maybe four hours. Let's say no, give me that
big hair.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Three of the Give Me Feel Factor.

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Coming up next. Thank you guys. It is our last
break of the day, and we'll close out the show
with some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
Right after this.

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We love you twenty years now, yes, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
All right, all right, hey listen. In closing today, I
want to remind you all of something. I was talking
with a buddy of mine and he asked me. He said, hey, harb,
let me ask you something, man. How many als you?
Thank you' thene took in your life. When we talk als,

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we mean losses and I said, well, I really can't
count them. I done took so many l's. He said,
was it worth it, because you know we're talking about success.
I said, yeah, man, it was worth it. He said,
you mean to tell me you would do it all again,

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just the way you did it. I said, well, it
would be painful, I say, but I realized that I
needed everything that happened to me to happen to me
just the way it was. I said, because what really
helped me, man, was those ale. He said, what do
you mean, I said, because failure is a wonderful teacher.

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You you won't learn anything better than when you fail.
Failure is a wonderful teacher. And if you start understanding that,
you can get better and better at it. Because them als,
I took all those losses. People looked at losses. I
looked at them as lessons. See, a loss is really

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a lesson, and if you start understanding that, it will
help you cope with the losses better.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
I didn't always know this. I didn't always know that
my ALS was lessons. But somewhere around my late thirties,
I started understanding them als a lot better, and I
started realizing that the als was a part of part
of the process that them lost. Was it a part

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of the stepping stones you needed to get to where
you were going. My father used to say something to me,
and I just didn't get it. He say, the best
lesson is a bout lesson. He say that to me
all the time. Boy, the best lesson is about lesson.
So one day he was riding from working. I said, Dad,

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when you say that, what do you mean? He said,
the best lesson you'll ever get in life is the
one you have to buy, the one you pay for.
That's a bout lesson. And boy, boy, boy, boy, was
my daddy right, Lord her Mercy, Lord her Mercy. Have
I not learned that lesson? Well, so, y'all, if you

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would remember that all these als you taking, quit looking
at him as losses some of them. You know, it's
some losses out here, you know, when you lose a
loved one, that's a hard man, that's a hard al
to take. But there's some lessons in that. How many

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times have I heard the words of wisdom that my
mother and father have said to me over the years,
have I heard in their absence? How many times has
I heard my mother's voice as I was coming into
a meeting or coming out of a meeting. How many
times has I heard my mother's voice man when I

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was in the car, man, really really concerned about a
meeting I was going into, or a meeting I was
coming out of. How many times have I heard her say,
if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
If you're gonna worry about it, then don't pray about it.
How many times have I heard her say that? How
many times have I heard my mother say God didn't
bring you far to leave you. How do you know
how many times that has helped me walking in and
out of meetings? Do you know that I have stuck

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my shoulders back and picked my chin up and got
my head up hell high walking in meeting because I
knew God didn't bring me this far to leave me.
That I knew that if God was for me, that
God was in that meeting before I got there. And
you know what I've really learned to do of late.
I just learned this over the last year. I stopped

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worrying about who was in the meetings. I stopped you
know what I used to do. I used to have
my assistant pull up bios on everybody that was in
the meeting. You know that's just smart to do anyway, right,
But I used to go over to bios so I
could learn stuff about the people in the meetings and
then get in there and never use the information or
never bring it up. Didn't talk at half the people

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that I learned all this information on. And now I
finally figured out something. If God is for me, me
and truly God, my relationship with God is.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
To prosper me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
When I go in these meetings, I don't no longer
care who in the meeting, because if God goes in
there before me, has spoken my name in rooms I
know nothing about. When I get in the meeting. You
know what I do now, I don't care who in there.
I look for God because if God is before me,
then I just go in to meet now and I

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look for God. And whoever God is operating through that day,
they will reveal they self to me because I'm looking
for the God in the room. So the haters that's
in there, then they sayers. The pencil pushes the people
that's in there to design to tell the people why
they shouldn't do the deal they have nothing to do

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with me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
I'm in there looking for the God in the room.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Man. It took me a long time to get there,
but it took me less time to learn that all
the mails I was taking wasn't really losses.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
They was lessons. As soon as you get that in
your head, man, the better off you'll be. Every ale
in your life ain't a loss. It could be a lesson.
Look for it, because that's the blessing. Y'all have a
great day to day. Hey, look, do yourself a favor.
Talk to God today. He would absolutely love to hear

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from you. And it don't matter if you ain't talked
to him in a while. Trust me, talk to God.
You're gonna feel better about it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Have goloies.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
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