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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time y'all
don't know y'all, but.
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All at all, So.
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Don't given them.
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Back.
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A million busy listening to to.
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I Don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
That love turn, you gotta turn.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
Okay, you got to turn the mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Turn.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth. Mout a wad
of the mony up looking. Come come on, you'll think that.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will come on. Everybody, y'all listen
to the voice. Come on, dig me now, one and
only Steve Harvey. Uh got a radio show? Yep, yeap.
Speaker 9 (02:16):
Sometimes all I can say, help, man, how far I've
come is really unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But you know I finally figured it out.
Speaker 10 (02:24):
Man.
Speaker 9 (02:25):
God allowed me to have the life I've had so
that I can become experienced at so many different things.
And in this experience, when I'm talking and sharing with people,
I will be able to relate to a lot of
different circumstances, not exact, but just the circumstances.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
You know.
Speaker 9 (02:48):
You know, if a person comes to me and they say, man,
I've been down and out, Okay, well I know what
that is.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I didn't I didn't have any direction.
Speaker 9 (02:56):
Okay, got that been there man at one point in time,
and I just kept pilering mistake on top of mistakes. Okay,
So you know, I think what I'm trying to say
to everybody is when you're going through life and life
is dealing the cards that it deals, I want you
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to understand that life deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card,
the setback card, the failure card, the mishap card, the
unexpected misery card. Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody
gonna get, the rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna
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get them. Understand that going in that everybody is gonna
get these cards is how you play them, though, you know,
from time to time, one more time, it's how you
play them.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Uh you know.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
From time to time when I'm watching TV, I love
to watch the World Series of Poker. I like watching
poker tournaments on TV because it's really weird.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
What's happened to sport?
Speaker 9 (04:11):
To a poker, they're actually trying to call it a sport,
you know, And as to everyday guy that doesn't have
to be athletically inclined to anything, who has a shot
of winning a title if they play their cards right.
The best poker players in the world don't have the
best hands, They just make the best plays.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I've seen guys.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
Win a hand with nine to two in they hand
that's nothing, and win their hand because they knew the bluff,
they knew the odds, they calculated risks, they made the
stakes higher than the other person was willing to pay.
They gave off the illusion that they had something with
in actuality they had nothing. So what I enjoy about
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poker and watching it is that these people, these people here,
play the hand they dealt and it ain't always a
good hand. But it ain't whether your hand is good,
And it ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards
or not, because you gonna get dealt some bad cars.
Everybody ain't finna get two bullets in their hand. You
ain't finna get two aces when you get dealt.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (05:25):
You know, when you play a draw poker, some of
your cards gonna be nothing, But you gotta turn that
nothing into something. So when you get dealt these cards
in life, it ain't the fact that you getting to
keep getting them dealt. I was talking with a young
person yesterday and we were talking and we keep having
the same conversation over and over and over, and they
couldnot understand why they were not moving forward.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
But I said, you don't understand.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Every time we talk we have the exact same conversation.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
It is simply.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
Because you keep getting your cards and you playing them
the same way. See, until you make a conscience of
the conscious decision to do something different, the results will
continue to be the same. See he's here's here's the
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way this works. When you're dealt to disappointments in life,
it's how you handle the disappointments that determine their outcome
and who you are. Because everybody gonna be disappointment, everybody
gonna lose a loved one, everybody gonna make a bad decision,
everybody gonna end wake up one morning and have done
something they regretted. Everybody gonna get caught at the wrong time.
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Every everybody gonna make a mistake. It ain't just you
that it's how you play your cards when they get
dealt to you that determine who you are. Now, how
do I play my cards better? First of all, it's
a mindset. Quit looking at everything as just the end
when it happens to you.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Oh lord, woe is me. No, everybody got your circum
stances somewhere. It ain't old woe as me. It's hold on, man, Okay,
let me play this out to see how God done
connected this to something else. See.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Soon as a person have a setback, what's the first
thing A lot of people do, They go straight negative.
I can't seem to get a break, I can't seem
to move forward. Hold on, man, do you realize this
could be connected to something? See you got to understand, man,
that this thing is all connected. That you not having
these mishaps and these spills and accidents and falls for
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no reason. It's so you can become experienced at them.
So when he takes you to the next level, when
it happens again, you have no how and how to
handle it. If you keep throwing yourself off the cliff
every time something happened, you just gonna be a cliff diver.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Man, Stop tripping yourself out. I was talking to this
young person. I kept saying, and you know what, they
tried to tell me. I'm trying to stay positive, but
the people around here they just killing that. Oh I see.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
So when you learn something and you know something, you
don't take ownership of it. You allow other people to
come into what you know and believe and shake it
loose from you. I don't care who you are. You
not doing me like that. Here's a deal. I have
a gift that was given to me from God. That
is the gift of comedy. That's what I've done. I've
made the bulk of my living on that skill set
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right there. There are comedians who are supposedly friends of mine,
who I've worked with, who get around in huddles with
one another and they say, Man, Steve really ain't funny.
I don't see what they be laughing at. He ain't
funny to me. He wasn't the funniest king to me.
Excuse me, you're irrelevant in this conversation because irregardless as
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to how you feel about me, there are people think
that I'm knocked down kill over funny. But more importantly,
I own the gift that God gave to me. I
take ownership of his blessing. Cause you don't think it's so.
You ain't taking that from me. Stop letting people steal
your joy. Stop letting people take what you're supposed to know. Look,
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I'm a kind person at heart. Man, you ain't nothing.
Now you sit here going, man, I guess I ain't.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
What's your tripping for?
Speaker 9 (09:13):
You are a kind person, own that take ownership of it.
Stop letting things God has given you be taken away
from others. The devil is a cold player, and he
got cold players working for him, just shaking, just taking
stuff from you. You know, I'm a hard worker. I
really am intelligent.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
You stupid man. I thought I was a hard worker.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Man.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
They came in here and said I was stupid. Man.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me?
You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
When God gives you something, blesses you would a gift,
a talent, a skill set, a mindset.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Own it.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Don't let people come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,
I probably shouldn't have went that.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your divided attention. I
don't know if you've noticed it or not paid any
attention to it, but that God Almighty.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yep did it again.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Yep showed up, Yeap produced another day, Yep, gave it
to us, didn't charge us.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
None of that. Gave it to us freely.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Because he loves us, and his love for us is real,
and there's nothing you could do about it.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Man, Do you know the best thing you could do is.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Absolutely the best thing you could do is start a
relationship with God and maintain it. Talk to him. Get
yourself some help on a day to day basis. Quit
trying to figure this thing out because you ain't supposed to.
Get yourself a relationship. Get the strength and the courage
and the wisdom to get through today. Let tomorrow take
care of itself. It's okay to have hopes and dreams
and visions, but but don't just just give us this
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day our daily bread.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Do that You'll be fine. This is Steve Harby Moore.
Sure Sherey Drapp Calin for real, Mississippi Monica Junior and
the legend that is nephew Tommy Junr. What's going on man?
With your Houston Baseball had? What's happening? You know what
today is? Huh? Do you? October thirteenth? You're gonna say something?
Just what do you not know? Your employee's birthday? It's
called a birthday today?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Uncle Jo?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Who's doing birthday.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Tom waiting on you to do what you do.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Remind me you ain't got no employee, so help her
brother out.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Birthday call her sit up in here. You know what Jr.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Man?
Speaker 9 (11:42):
You know trip because you did that to me and
Tommy before, talking about this happy women's day. And won't
you didn't even tell your boys that now you're come
to talk.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
You don't know what the day is.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
No this call of birthday one. You ain't want to
text that to me, so I could have just said
it like I.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Knew what was happening.
Speaker 9 (12:01):
You changed, man, every since you heard about them hair
transplants they doing in Turkey.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
You don't changed. You said your little Monday stuff.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
I know you've been saving your money so you can
get on plane going over there, and you're gonna get
all the all them needleshot in his head.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I told him to come on, let.
Speaker 11 (12:18):
Go give me some things you love about call On.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
First of all, that's her hair.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
That's her hair.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
And she does it all the time. She's very You
can count on her. She's dependable, reliable, she's knowledgeable about
her job. She's the same. And she keep it hood,
you know, like the ship that keep it hood. She's
not busy. She can't be. You know, she has threatened
a few of the cheer.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Moms over the years and put him in check and everything.
You know, she drove her car around the track a
few times checking on her baby and would drive that
thing through them gates if y'all don't let her baby
on their cheered team. You know, just all of that
stuff like that, and the real uh honor in this
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birthday needs to go to Tash, her husband, who is
tolerated to do type of woman.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Well, who has his ability to tolerate?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
You're understanding one time.
Speaker 9 (13:25):
So big up the Tash. Hey, Carl, how long y'all
been married?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Twenty one years?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
To congratulations twenty one years?
Speaker 12 (13:35):
My birthday though, hady birthday, Carlo coming up at thirty
two minutes after the hour. We got the pastors with
a word coming up right after this. You're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Hi, this is Shirley's Strawberry and I'm
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have come at a better time. I'm on some furniture
around last week weekend in my new place. It turns
out that was a really bad idea because all that
bending and lifting and pretending I'm still twenty five didn't
agree with my knees. So I grabbed a leaf because
when my body pain shows up, I need something that lasts.
With just one pill, a leaf lasts up to twelve hours.
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Don't let those aches and pain holds you back from
doing what's important to you.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Use as directed.
Speaker 12 (14:23):
It is time now for Reverend Motown and Deacon Deaf
jam with a word.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
We full galvel. This's auspicious bulgarius mar delicious day that
we are indefecate. We definitely indemnify for the four to
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five h Deacon has a word from the JPJJ that's
a jackpot joint or Jerusalem. Oh, come on, Deaf, we
are going from the book. If you would turn past it,
we are coming from the Book of Murdoch today, Murdoc Murdoch.
Speaker 13 (15:12):
From the Book of Murdoch. It's going to be chapter two,
starting verse one. And it starts and the passage goes
this way past it says morning and we slept the
night away.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Stop right there.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
That is a revelation that is gonna come as rather
shocking news. It's morning and we done slept the night away.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
It happened.
Speaker 13 (15:44):
Now we can't turn back the hands of time.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Stop right. There ain't a day we can do. Boy, yes,
we've stolen this moment.
Speaker 13 (15:55):
We forgot to face one simple fact. We both belonged
to someone else as we slept the night away.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Stop right there. We have two people.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Engaged in you know, act of sin and debaucher. Well four,
now the realization has hit them that there's a dawning
over a new day.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
And then they can't turn back the heads of time.
And here they lay, and they're about to be a prize.
Two page read. Listen to that's compass. It says, it's morning,
sunlight shines across your sleeping face.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
Stop right there, this heap of new that I should
have been home. She's gonna let the sun like shine
across my sleeping face.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
She got the nurtive.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
Write a verse about it. All you had to do
is shake me. You know I snow when I sleep.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You could have woke me up several times I went
to the bathroom. You could have said, hey, it's time
for you to go home. But you don set up
in here and let the sun lie come across my
sleeping face. It's daytime. Now I got a problem like
I ain't never had that weed.
Speaker 13 (17:27):
A new day brings reality, and we must go our
separate ways.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Sun Right there, we're sitting when our separated, when it
was still dark. You're sitting up in there talking about
a new data and bought a realization. I realized I
gotta slept way too long. Where my shoes? I can't
fine my.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
Socks, don't know where my draws is. I don't know
how to explain all the lipstick on my neck and chest.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I ain't got time to shower. Hell about the break.
This is a new day. We what a lovely night
we had?
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, stop right there? Where did we talk about a
lovely night?
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Folk?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It's day time now. We ain't got time to reflect
on no lovely night. There's a U that morning right now,
sunlight and crept across my sleeping face.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
Now hear you, He is talking about we had a
lovely night. We should have ended all this last night.
Speaker 13 (18:29):
We as we shared each other's loud we forgot about.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
All the pain we'd calls as we slept the night away.
Stop right there.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
You might have had a brief moment of in jog
me eh, but you forgot about.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
The pain that you was gonna calls.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
Yeah, you also didn't consider the pain that you about
to be in yourself.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
You got to drive home and come up with the
reason why you've been out all night. I suggest you
take your car and wrapping around the telephoning bowl, get
yourself admitted into the emergency room for dun drive home,
cause no matter what you say, it ain't gonna be
good enough. You got glitter all in your hair. Where
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did you get that glitter from? You're gonna be explaining
that glitter for two three weeks. Now read as we lay,
we forgot about tomorrow as we lay.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
Sorry right there? Yeah, come on, you forgot about tomorrow
and we lay. Nah, you the messing around and tomorrow
is here. You can't forget tomorrow, now, can your boy?
Because tomorrow and messing Ronnie crept up on you. You
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wouldn't let the sunlight creep across your sleeping face. Nah,
it's tomorrow is here. You wasn't worried about the pain
you was about to face. But nine you got to
drive home. You know, she crazy. You got eight hundred miss.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Phone calls, You got seventy nine messages, all of them
is filled with more hate than the one before. You
need to really consider not going home.
Speaker 9 (20:32):
You would be better getting your past pote, catching a
flight to Belie, start working on a banana plantation. You
gotta give up and get yourself a new life. Tell
her that you hit your head and you forgot who
you was, and you thought you was a slave.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
You don't another watch you sign up.
Speaker 9 (20:52):
Go to the Whitney plantation, start picking cotton, get your
sel some bareip shots it.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Walk in the house and tell them your name ain't
coocha read. I can't walk in this out good enough store.
I got to do something right here. I don't drive
my car to a brick wall and just deal with it. Babe,
what happened to your frame? I don't know. I can't
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remember nothing. You can't in house talking about and.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
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Speaker 5 (22:12):
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 12 (22:14):
In entertainment news, we'll recap the weekend and trending topics.
Of course, that's all coming up at the top of
the hour. And it is Carla's birthday. We're celebrating Carla's
birthday alday right now.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Happy birthday Carla.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
Coming up now it is time to ask the CLO
our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Shine
in Lansing, Colo Shine Rights.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I went to a buffet with my wife and as I.
Speaker 12 (22:42):
Was fixing my plate, she knocked a piece of chicken
out of my hands and it flew into the green beans.
I was embarrassed, but she said it was a joke
because we're on a diet. How should I address this?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Oh, Shine on his plate, She slapped the plate, the
fried chicken fill in the green beans. She said it
was a joke because they on a dying. How should
I address this?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
He was really embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Yeah, she slept that chicken out his hands. What she did?
He really wanted.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
You.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
You're on a diet, you can't eat that.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
And he don't care nothing about that. Die. He trying
to figure out how he got chicken out them green
beans for somebody. See, see this ain't really no problem. Shine.
I don't know why you wrote in us.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
We don't even care. We can't seem to me, Shine
like you're big behind. Need to stay on your die.
Don't put no dried chicken on your plate, you know you?
Why Shine?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Oh goodness? See Shine, that was your old nickname. Let's
work on the name.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Yeah, yes, your old nickname that when you was younger
in thinnolname Oh shiney.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Oh right, Yeah, we're moving on talking about shining.
Speaker 12 (24:06):
Yeah this Shine is in Lansing, Okay, lancing in Michigan.
All right, we're moving on to Daretha and Queens. Diretha writes,
My sister keeps my four year old daughter on the
weekends while I work. My daughter knows all the lyrics
to rap songs and she has a sharp tongue. Now
I can't afford better daycare for her, So how do
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I get my sister to stop being ghetto around my child.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Your sister ghetto.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
She knew that when she took the baby over there, you.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Took all that. You ain't finna change.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
That's your sister. That ain't your friend. You didn't pick off.
She come with the package. Now your little daughter, she's street.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Now what does she rapping? CARDI B?
Speaker 10 (24:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Hello, she talking about and all this her? Hey what's
she doing?
Speaker 12 (25:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:03):
So she can't stop her sister.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
But yeah, quit sending your daughter over there? Where are
your mamat? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Just the weekend? All right? Moving on to Aliyah and
san Antonio. I hope we helped you, Douresa.
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Aliyah and san Antonio writes, my husband hasn't taken me
out to eat or to the movies in two years.
He said, we have a home theater and we have
a chef at the house. He doesn't understand that sometimes
I want to go out. Is he too settled because
we've been married twenty eight years.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Y'all got a home theater and a chef. Yeah, like falling.
You call the roll show. You can see you got
rich people problems. Champagne my radio order to send up
here going you got a chef.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
He just wants to go out sometimes, so.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Radio, but aster you got the chef part.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Uh yeah, chef. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
See, you'd have been better off leaving all that out
and just say, my husband hasn't taken me to the
movies or dinner in two years.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Right, they don't have date nights there, And.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
He says, we have food at home and we have
a TV in our house? How can I change that?
And then I could have helped you, but right now
I can't help you.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
They have a home theater there.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
You got a chef and a home theater.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, just because she's rich or they're well off, ihon't
say rich, they're well off.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
She can't go out, you know. That's what the husband's
not saying. Yeah, yeah, she can go out, but what
he ain't taking it though?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
So when we are with their girls girls night out?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
We spent all this money on this shelf. I don't
built all of the big theater. Didn't you get in here?
Speaker 9 (26:49):
Cause some Netflix? How am I Disney plus HBO Max
so much? See how the stuff you ain't seen?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Lu And can't the chef make it romantic like candle
light or something?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You know?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Why are you asking me because you know why I'm
asking you.
Speaker 14 (27:09):
I got a chef on this show. Uh huh, j
Temmy got a chef like every day. You got a
chef every.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Day, like Steve, like every day. I didn't write into
the show.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
But at a question on the chef every day.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
We're not discussing that you like we same like. I
don't know. Yeah, and all this means yes because you
have not said, Junior, I know you ain't got no chef.
You ain't even got no defense. Knew that, so you
don't worry about that. I know y'all ain't then saying,
but y'all ain't gonna sit being talking about I'm the
only one only show got a chef because I know
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good will I ain't I need one. Yes, y'all don't
want to let it all out. I ain't told you
one with a drive either.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
What we know you got a driver, got a driver.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
I didn't know he had. Didn't know I had a driver.
Speaker 13 (28:21):
Like the same got union, Junior said, year I did
not right in here for the she love what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
What you have for dinner to night?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
What's the ship looking for y'all tonight?
Speaker 9 (28:34):
I'm sending the options. He said Junior. Junior, this conversation
talking about what you didn't know. You don't don't do that.
You gotta stop talking about what you don't do. Yeah,
you know your hairline was gone.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
You know what the airline all the picture. We see
it every day, I know. So help help him. We
need to start being there for each other. We got
that's the one thing we got to do. We got beat.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
We have to do what we got.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
We gotta do better for each other. We gotta beat
there for each other.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Like y'all.
Speaker 9 (29:18):
Stuff don't happen to him, like you know, like Monica
is the one that is in charge of junior health Monicassissippi.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Monica take care of all her health needs. He called Keisha.
She go down there, see bodym she knows when like.
Speaker 10 (29:32):
Room, she do.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
The hospital everything.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
That's what a producer does.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Well, that's a good friend. We got people on the know.
We have our roles and my job is to make
you aware of the problem.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Yeah, you point everything out.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Else No, no, no, no, that ain't what that's Monica. Monica.
Shirley called her. They have they concerned. They're women. I'm
not I'm not finna be concerned.
Speaker 9 (30:03):
A few thousand. I'll step the here fight now. I
ain't gonna let him take your card. I ain't gonna
let him repull your house.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Just call me all right, Yeah, but I'm advising him
not to get on that plane and go to Turkey
to get that head full of hell.
Speaker 12 (30:23):
All right, guys, coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 12 (30:36):
So, according to this article on people dot com, parents
chose to attend their daughter's wedding instead of their son's
high school graduation. This story is resurfaced because the Sun
is now about to graduate college and he doesn't want
his family to come to his graduation at all.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Here's what happened done with his family?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah we know.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Plus anyway, this is what happened.
Speaker 12 (31:03):
The daughter had her date set for her wedding back
when the Sun was a junior in high school. When
the Sun's high school graduation date was announced, it happened
to fall on the same day as the wedding. The
daughter was well into the wedding planning and she could
not change her date, so the parents decided to go
to the wedding, mainly because the dad had to walk
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his daughter down the aisle and the mother could not
miss her daughter's special day. Come on, all of the
other family members chose the wedding too. Now that the
son is twenty one years old and about to graduate
from college, and he said that he does not want
any of his family to attend his graduation period.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Okay, so here's a question. What would you guys have
done in this situation? What would you have done? Steve,
the wedding or the graduation?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Which one the chances of meet graduating from anything is
so slim?
Speaker 10 (31:54):
Not you?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
No, as the parent?
Speaker 10 (31:59):
What was?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Well, he's so great? The girl can't change the wedding date,
you know, pay for venues and all this hell and
the wedding day was playing when the boy was a junior.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Yeah, junior, who knew that.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Date came out? The father has to walk the girl
down the aisle. Some other family one.
Speaker 12 (32:23):
Time, though, could have went to So you're saying the
mom should have gone to the graduation.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
No, the mom can't miss her daughter's wedding. Yeah, you
can't do that.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
The daughter needster.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
So maybe the grandparents, aunt and uncle somebody could.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Have went, somebody should have when saw this boy walk
across the state. They couldn't change the wedding time.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Push your back up, no, Tommy.
Speaker 12 (32:47):
Now, So now he's graduating from college and he doesn't care.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
He right now, but don't nobody, Well you know he's
being bitter. Yeah, I know it heard him. Nobody came
to see walk, crush raise that he's got a real
nobody can no one what about the date?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Nobody said, well, you know that's graduation next year, so
he might be graduating around that time.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Can you move it later in the month.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
But I don't think he knew.
Speaker 12 (33:20):
I don't think he.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
I mean, but you kind of know it's you know,
it's May. Yeah, you kind of.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
So they kind of.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Like if they have kids, he's not an uncle to them.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Nobody in his family period. The sister and the new
husband should definitely go regardless, Oh.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
To the college graduation to the bout doesn't want them there,
that's the thing. He doesn't want them there.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
He's saying he don't want them, but he really if
he look out there and he sees people, it's gonna
matter to him.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Yeah, I think the whole family should go.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Was hurt. Yeah, he was hurt, but he time. You
gotta get over stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Junior Tommy, would you have gotten over it?
Speaker 10 (34:09):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
He's sitting there. They called my name and nobody you know, Yeah,
legitimately hurt.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Yeah, and I mean it's understandable for sure.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
I would get hold to his girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
Uh huh in college? College he got a girlfriend. Yeah,
help understand what happened? And how could we make this special?
Throw a surprise party for him after the graduation?
Speaker 10 (34:36):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Have everybody there? Oh, you didn't done this with them
outside of me?
Speaker 13 (34:42):
That's what you didn't did You're still you'd have hooked
up with my family and you didn't done this with them.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
That's okay, cool? You know I don't like them because
we love your stupid behind.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
All right, crazy, Hopefully they'll work that one out.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Graduation behind, Really tell me you would be that mad
and hold the brush that long?
Speaker 4 (35:13):
You know him? Yeah? Jarvis Smith?
Speaker 5 (35:18):
What's the name?
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Junior Jarvis Smith?
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Nobody doing nothing?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Kid?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
His degree in high school?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
That's hard.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah, but he's graduating from college now.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Moving on?
Speaker 13 (35:43):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (35:43):
In a recent lifestyle post on social media, flight attendants
listed a few things that passengers do that really get
on their nerves? These things irritate them. Okay, we all
travel a lot, so let's see if we do any
of these things. Uh, number one flight and do not
like it when you touch them okay to get their attention.
(36:04):
They prefer a polite excuse me, or just press the
call button rather than any type of physical contact.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
So have you guys done that, like touch the flight
attendant when the aisle?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
No, somebody on this show don't have that problem. Look
at them sitting back.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Oh yeah, you got a flight attendant, flight attendant seat
belts a.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Go there, go through.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
It's amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:40):
They don't like it when you use nicknames or terms
of endhearments. They don't like it when you say oh
honey or oh darling. That's considered disrespectful. You really yeah, okay, sweetie, they.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Want I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
All the flight attends must assume they find you can
say ma'am, yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Us All right?
Speaker 12 (37:08):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, get ready,
Junior has a birthday poem for Carla.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
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Consumer Access dot Org number thirty thirty. All right, Steve Junior,
introduce them.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
You know what this, ladies and gentlemen. His name is Junior.
His poetry name is Jay Rap j R.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
A P.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Sanagron chams for Junior's raggedy thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
Today is a special days, a special poem for a
special person, and uh that has to be cal of fair.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Call it your birthday.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
And I had stayed up all night to write this
for you, and you were so worthy of this, Carlor
this poem.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Don't say you stayed up all night, don't don't don't.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Add that.
Speaker 11 (38:33):
It's titled Happy Birthday to Carla.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Wyatt.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
Steve, everybody listen up, because it's a real boss's birthday.
She represents black girl magic in every way. She's a
loving mom, a wife, and a queen. As we can see,
it's hard to believe she used to bust out windows. Allegedly,
she keeps us in line and give us the things
we need, and we obey her so our cars don't
(39:02):
get key. I'm sorry, Uh, I should have said a legendly.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
That's my bad.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
She's changed woman now and that's all.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
In the past.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
So I wanted to say, happy birthday. Tell my friend,
I hope you have a great birthday. Caller the end, Wow,
thank you, Jim.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
You gotta love it. I'm about myself.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Poem. It was beautiful.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
I'm snapping my mind all night. Carl you got the midnight?
What was what part of I.
Speaker 6 (39:37):
Did you like it?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Did you like it?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I was?
Speaker 4 (39:40):
It was beautiful? Thank you, Junior? You was you at midnight?
What part of the poem? This part right heres out windows.
I'm talking about her personal record.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
I had to allegedly make yourself to use that word allegendly.
The only thing that matters is that Carla loved you.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Okay, Yes, what is it? Steve? What just you know,
mis to all night for me, all night for that.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Well you do one, you do one right now, counter
birthday point.
Speaker 9 (40:12):
Today is Callin's birthday, and that we have to admit
because if we don't, we all know we're gonna catch
a lot of She has always been the one to
keep us in line, never ever bagged down. We spend
most of our time in field of her, hoping, don't
nothing go down. Well, it's her birthday and we should celebrate.
(40:36):
Had we missed today, oh lord, we would have been late.
But the real hero here is not just her.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
It's her husband, who has tolerated twenty one years of
marriage that birthday. How has he survived that? Coming up?
His car has never been keyed, windows have never been broken,
his times have never been slacked.
Speaker 9 (41:04):
Still they marriage? Thank God, she is a change woman.
Happy birthday caller.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
You take your midnight.
Speaker 12 (41:18):
You're listening hard morning show? All right, ladies and gentlemen,
that's probably.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
In the morning.
Speaker 15 (41:28):
Come here, he will answer me ween no morning, Come
the Lord, we answer me.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Mornings. Everyone's okay, what's going on. Let's just get to
the news.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
It's Carlin's birthday, sister calling.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Happy birthdays.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
We Thank you, sister Odell. That's so sweet of you.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
You've been a good Christian too, Just a good Christian.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yes, ma'am, I try to getting married, loyal, been a
good mama everything, Yes, ma'am, thank you.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
That's how you do it.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
You know i'm putting your name in. I'm submitting your
name to be a missionary one day. Oh okay, okay,
I don't let you in, but it's gonna be a
while because I don't let nobody in till they sixty five.
They got to have put in a full life.
Speaker 10 (42:26):
You know.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
Oh, yes, ma'am, so I have time.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yes, now I'm put your name in. Just got to
do a few more things for the needy, you know,
mother Teresa type work in. That's surely not feel to
be no missionary. I've already decided that she don't care
about people or nothing. You ain't never seen the missionary
(42:51):
with them saturgestion, raffel glasses. You're not finna come in
here with no red framed glasses. I'm talking about you, missionary.
She drenched, she keeps her stomach out. We're not finna do.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
So what's anyway? I do have a question for you today,
sister deell.
Speaker 12 (43:12):
Have you heard that cannabis use has significantly risen among
older adults, with a nearly forty six percent increase in
the past.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
What are these talking about? People that eats other people?
Speaker 5 (43:23):
No, not canniballs like marijuana, canda like. No, not cannibals.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Cares we.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
You want smoke marijuana? Mm old, it's called cannabis. Marijuana.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Oh, they putting it in cans now, No, I've only
seen weed a couple of time. It was always in
a zip, like a little bag that was clear, you
can see it.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Well, the point is nobody want to buy.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
No weed in the can because you ain't gonna be
able to see what it is. They can put anything
in there.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 12 (44:03):
But the story is about older people sixty five and
the older using cannabis.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
Now, oh, you're talking about reefers.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
I got some friends that's on reefles, you know, for
their's sicknesses, and one of glack homie. One of them
got black homie. She see black dots, then she smoked weed.
She don't see nothing cau she go to state, so
you cured her. All the friends smokes reafus for her.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
Back pain exactly. Yeah, get high.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
She don't even know she got her back no more
in the world, or just be walking around floating and
dancing and everything.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
What about your girls that you hang out with, Miss
Gertrude and Miss Bernice.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Bernice and Gertrude don't even know where to buy no
reefers at One of their sons is in jail for
selling it. They came in the house and they told
right so the police came in. They said, daddy is
in the cabinet in the cookie job.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
They snitched.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
They wasn't going to jail. They snitched right away. They
took right on out of it.
Speaker 12 (45:14):
But if it helps for health issues, you wouldn't do it.
You wouldn't partake Cisti dell for help.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
No, you don't do in for health reasons. You do
that for your own reasons. They need to stop lying.
You know, you smoke the reefles because you want to
feel a certain kind of way.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Uh huh, that's all it is.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Stop stop calling.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
What is it good fork, Well that's what they're saying.
You said glacoma for pain, for sleeping, Well.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
What is you smoking? Your phone?
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Then you were sitting You're not talking to me.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Yeah, you've been sitting Did you have some refles?
Speaker 5 (45:47):
I wasn't thout what you are sick?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Charlie, don't hit him in lie you would sit took
on them days though you know you wasn't here what
you're sick?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
All the time?
Speaker 4 (45:58):
You smoke rivers?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
No man talking about time before you rang the bell?
Speaker 12 (46:03):
Well, oh god, coming up next to the nephew with
today's prank phone call.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
People on this show we can find out to read.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Really, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12 (46:24):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is a
masterpiece without Peace.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
We'll get into that and find out what that's all about.
Speaker 12 (46:35):
And just a few because yeah, because right now it
is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
What you got for his neph Sometimes.
Speaker 16 (46:44):
You know, you just got to call somebody, You just
got to say what's on your man? Sometimes you gotta
do you just gotta tell them, you know, you just
got to say it. You know, just got to see it.
And oftentimes, you know a lot of us don't have
the gall to just call and num and just tell them.
So I'm just gonna do it today I'm a college man,
and tell him I love your wife more than YouTube.
(47:11):
I love your wife.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
Do you think you can't get anything?
Speaker 1 (47:20):
One?
Speaker 4 (47:20):
You get beatfall right here? Yeah?
Speaker 17 (47:23):
Okay, okay, I just got to say it. I just
got to tell you. I just I love your wife
and you. I've been watching you all love her like
I love man. You don't I love your wife. Somebody
got to say it, Kire, Let's go care.
Speaker 10 (47:37):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach track.
That's right. Who is this, hey Tree? How you doing? Man?
This is Milton. I work at your wife Terese Milk. Yeah, yeah,
you probably heard of me before. I've been been at
the job probably about five years now. She ever mentioned me.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
No, I don't know Milking. What's going on?
Speaker 10 (47:56):
Everything cool, everything's good, Everything is good. Hey, listen, I
wanted to have a conversation with you.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
Man.
Speaker 10 (48:04):
I don't really know how to spring this on you
or whatever. But like I said, I've been working at
this spot for five years and been on Theresa probably
like around three. And I guess what I really want
to say is that I didn't I didn't gain some
feelings for Tusha and oh yeah, wh whoa whoa, whoa
whoa wa wa whoa whoa.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Hold on, hold on man, holo, holo. You calling me
and you're telling me right now you have feelings for
my wife who you work with, and you write Teresa
because that is my wife. You have feelings for my wife?
Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (48:39):
You know it took me a while to come forward
and say this, but you know I'm mad enough now
and I feel like me and you need to talk
about it. Have you got your mind? No?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Have you got your mind? Now?
Speaker 10 (48:51):
Listen, I'm just letting you know. Today is the day
that I decided I'm not caring this weight on my
shoulders no more. I'm getting it off of me, all right.
And at the end of the day, I love your
wife more than you do. What I I love your
wife more than you do.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Bright.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
So you how long you've been loving my wife? You
tell me how long you've been loving my How long?
Speaker 10 (49:15):
How long you feel that.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
You have been in love with my wife?
Speaker 10 (49:18):
I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I
know at least.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Does my wife even know this?
Speaker 10 (49:25):
I mean, I'm sure she's aware to a certain extent.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
To a certain extent, what what house? How certain of
the extent are we talking?
Speaker 10 (49:32):
I mean, you know when we go to lunch together
and she you know, I mean, I'm sure she know.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Y'all y'all be going to lunch together. How long y'all
been going to lunch together?
Speaker 10 (49:39):
Bro, we were going to lunch together at least at
least two and a half years. I mean we go
to lunch together almost every day. I mean, we might
miss the thing. If she go with the girls, I
go with the fellows, so be it. But for the
most part, me and her, me and her pretty much
at lunch together.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, I need what I bro. Stayed hell away from
my wife, Bro. I needed to back up no more,
ain't no more, no no, bro, because youren't talk enough
that you didn't talk enough. Ain't no more in love,
ain't no more state. You need to stay the back, period,
stay the back, man. I don't want to hear none
of that, nothing, nothing, nothing at all, because come on.
Speaker 10 (50:16):
We don't let me listen. Listen. I know all about you,
trade everything about it, all right. I already know how
you treat her.
Speaker 4 (50:24):
All right.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
I'm hot, right, I'm feeling like a strong sensation right
now because I really want to reach through the phone
and just break your neck right now. That's what I
really want to do. That's what I really want to do.
And why my wife talking about business outside of our
road past, That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 10 (50:40):
Hey, all I'm saying is when we go to lunch,
she let me know how she's feeling. She let me
know what she's going through. She let me know all that.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
It stops start with that lunch. Bro, I don't want
to hear nothing thinking about lunch. Bro, ain't no more lunch.
It's from here on out. Bro, I'm calling me talking
about you in love with my wife? People taking what
he's a missing.
Speaker 10 (50:59):
I'm where you at?
Speaker 12 (51:00):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (51:00):
What do you.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Man?
Speaker 10 (51:03):
Man? Listen, calm down with all that energy you got
going on like you're gonna do something. You're not down
what you found nothing to work, You're not You're not
finna do nothing.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Come on you right right now, Brom.
Speaker 10 (51:15):
My team's right now.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Something where you are right right now?
Speaker 10 (51:17):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Right now?
Speaker 10 (51:19):
So how about how about when you got laid off?
When you was off for six months and she was
carrying all the all the waiting saying all the fields
you ain't up.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
All right that you know? You know everything?
Speaker 4 (51:32):
I bet you know.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
I got to too. So all you need to know
is all you need to know is right. You're done, bro,
You're done, broke down.
Speaker 10 (51:40):
Bro. You know what what.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Folk talking about that he would the wife saying that
he'll love is talking about lunches. So the hell up.
Speaker 10 (51:51):
While we're in you can thank me for the for
the suit that you got for Christmas. You can thank
me for that. I picked it out and I paid
for it. Okay, ain't a word?
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Okay, cool, cool, cool, all right, cool? Well let me
go in the project right now, right now? All right?
You talking about the great suitster three? That's what you
thought about the great bull right here with this boot anyway.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
I don't like this, not now.
Speaker 10 (52:18):
You don't like the suit. You don't want to sue
three times now you don't like it. Told me at
lunch when you don't want to sue, dude, I'm swear
to God, I'm swear to God. I need to talk
to my wife, man, I need to talk to my wife.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
I ain't talking to my wife because I.
Speaker 10 (52:35):
Man, listen, you know what I just couldn't hold this back.
No more me living behind in the shadows. And but
I'm over here kicking money after Teresa when she needed
while you was laid off. I'm helping her out. I'm
going you know I'm doing I'm doing too much on money, Bretty.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
So you was getting the money. You kicking the money
when I was laid off.
Speaker 10 (52:55):
You're kicking the money, dude. Somebody had to step up,
man to me, and Teresa's tight, so you know, I
just try to step in and help out.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
So you're giving my wife money?
Speaker 10 (53:05):
What you're saying, do you want me to make you
feel better about the whole time? You want me to
make you feel better?
Speaker 3 (53:10):
You ain't need to make me feel better about it, man,
talk about wife. That's all I got to do is
talk to my wife.
Speaker 10 (53:19):
That's that's fine. But can I say something that will
make you feel better? What I'm gonna say this till
you Trey. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your wife, Teresa Guiden me the brank phone.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Collee, you.
Speaker 10 (53:35):
Wait, what hey? This is Tommy. Man. This nephew Steve
hard Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
You want to Steve Harvey Show. Br br you got
brou don't do that, bro, you gotta stop that. Tommy,
come on now, come on, you gotta stop. My heart
is racing. I'm sweating. Oh on now.
Speaker 10 (54:04):
But hey, I gotta ask you this. You gotta tell
me what is the baddest and I mean the fattest
radio show in the lane.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
It's a Steve Harvey Morning show.
Speaker 13 (54:13):
Gotta be y'all gonna put some speck on my stupid
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Put some spec on it.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Too faster.
Speaker 4 (54:22):
Yeah, that's too much. I think that's too far.
Speaker 5 (54:25):
Yeah, that was a little bit.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
Let's let's scared you. What's wrong? Listen, how we're gonna
do a good prank and we don't go over the line.
How we gonna do that? That's too far?
Speaker 5 (54:38):
Chance to find out. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 13 (54:40):
Oh man, Hey listen, don't be scared to laugh. I'm
gonna be in Dallas, Okay, at the Addison m Prov
Comedy Club.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
That is Halloween weekend. All right, come hang up with you, boy, nephew.
Speaker 13 (54:50):
Tell me a few of my boys gonna be with me,
and we're gonna rock at Friday night, Saturday night, and
Sunday night. Matter of fact, I got best Halloween Costume.
You gotta care prize for the best Halloween costume. Come
dress Friday and Saturday Friday. One show, two shows on Saturday.
All right, best dress gets a prize. You don't want
(55:10):
to miss that. We got to after party going on
next door at the Alley Music House. Hanging out with
the nephew on weekend. That's what you want to do
on Halloween weekend?
Speaker 4 (55:17):
Okay? If you and Dallas, the place to be is
with me. And I'm gonna be stupid too. I don't
know know what Wales would you want to be? That
don't make no sense. Wherees would you want to be?
Other than with me?
Speaker 5 (55:28):
All Right, nephew, Trick or treat in the club with me.
Speaker 4 (55:31):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 12 (55:32):
Coming up next my Strawberry Letter, and the subject is
a masterpiece without Peace.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
We'll get into that right after Booty Treats.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
What if I come up with Booty Trees?
Speaker 10 (55:44):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (55:44):
Everyone, quick health question.
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vaccines come in. They help train and strengthen your immune
response to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like flute, newmacccle, pneumonia, RSV,
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(56:09):
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Speaker 5 (56:14):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
for today's Strawberry Letter.
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And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM
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Speaker 4 (56:32):
We could.
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Be reading your letter live on the air, just like
we're going to read this one right here, right now.
Never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 4 (56:41):
You never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We
got it for you here. It is a Strawberry letter.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Thank you, nephew. Subject a masterpiece without piece or a piece. Okay,
Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 12 (56:55):
I'm writing in for my twenty nine year old brother
and hopes you can help him out. He calls his
girlfriend a masterpiece, and I have to agree that she's
almost perfect and the prettiest girl he's ever dated. He
fell in love for superficial reasons and has not taken
the time to get to know her. His girlfriend works
as a model and an Instagram influencer, and she makes
(57:18):
great money. She's got a natural body and curly red
hair with big, pretty eyes. She is a stunning woman.
But she's turned my brother into a different man. He's
been sleeping on my couch for a week because she
put him out of his own house. He's a techie,
so he makes great money and that's what attracted her.
Speaker 5 (57:39):
He's given her money for skin and.
Speaker 12 (57:41):
Teeth enhancement, so he helped create that masterpiece here. Recently,
she stopped having sex with him and told him her
body is a temple for her husband, and since he
won't marry her, then he can't touch her. I agreed
with her on that, so I'm in the middle of
something that I have no business being in. My brother said,
(58:02):
there is no peace living with this woman. Her life
is taking photos, going out to clubs and restaurants and
traveling to make money. He's in love with the idea
of her, and quite honestly, I think she's cheating on him.
I want him to get a backbone and put her
out of his house. If she's that bad, being the
gentleman that he is, he said, he can't just uproot
(58:24):
her like that. He remains faithful to his masterpiece, but
he can't even get a piece.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
One day he.
Speaker 12 (58:31):
Wants to break up with her, and another day he
wants to buy a ring and ask her to marry him.
I feel bad for him, but I want him off
my couch. This woman has to hold on This woman
has a hold on him. So how can I make him,
help him make the right decision. Well, you can't, you can't.
Speaker 5 (58:51):
This really has nothing to do with you. But he's
your brother.
Speaker 12 (58:54):
You care what happens to him, and he's on your couch,
so you are involved by default. But he's really not
being a man in this situation. I mean, clearly you
said in a letter he's in love with her. Your
brother sprung on his so called masterpiece girlfriend. I mean,
who is this fine that they can make you leave
your own house, your own house that you pay the
(59:16):
mortgage for.
Speaker 5 (59:18):
Okay, So in this case, not until he's had enough.
Speaker 12 (59:23):
And can he stand up to her or catches her
cheating like you think she is, will he be able
to break up with her? I mean, it's just as
simple as that. Because he's got it real bad. I mean,
you said she's beautiful. She's got curves, big pretty eyes,
curly hair, all of that. You know, as his sibling,
you could shake things up and try putting him out
of your house, which would force him to go back home.
(59:46):
But please know that he'll be mad at you for
a while and when he should be mad at his
girl the masterpiece. But again he sprung, so I just
wouldn't count on that. You know, try giving him a
deadline of when he has to be out of the
house and see what happens. I mean, he's a grown man.
He's not your responsibility. I think you should let him
figure this out in his own house.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Steve, this boy twenty nine years old. Twenty nine that
ain't old enough, y'all, that ain't old enough to do
all the things that I'm about to tell him he
needs to do, because he twenty nine and he can't
believe what has happened to him. This boy is so
(01:00:33):
messed up because he cast his girlfriend a masterpiece. God,
I don't think if y'all know what that is.
Speaker 9 (01:00:45):
But then this other woman says, and I God agree,
because she almost perfect, prettiest girl he's ever dated, Sheliz said,
prettiest girl she's ever seen.
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
CLIs said that he fell in love for superficial reasons
and has not taken the time to get to know her.
Speaker 9 (01:01:04):
Now that is all true. What he fell in love
with was I will share with you later on love
with the concept.
Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Oh my god, look at her, Oh God, and she
won't me. Oh, this is too much. His girlfriend works
as a model Instagram influence. She makes great money.
Speaker 9 (01:01:32):
She's got a natural body, curly red hair, big pretty eye.
Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Who ain't in? Who ain't signing up for this? He
twenty nine. All of us on this radio show is
older than that. All the fellas this description right here,
twenty nine. We signing up for that?
Speaker 14 (01:01:54):
We single.
Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
In like fleeing.
Speaker 9 (01:01:59):
She's a stunning but she's turned my brother into a
different man. He's been sleeping on my couch for a
week because she put him.
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Out of his own house.
Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
He's a techie, so he makes great money and that's
what attracted her. Okay, so everybody's attracted for superficial reasons.
He's giving her money for skin and teeth enhancements. So
he helped create the masterpiece. Now, she says recently she
stopped having sex with him and told him her body
(01:02:27):
is a template for her husband and since he won't
marry her, then she can't he can't touch her.
Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
And I agree with her on that. And now who
side you on? Now you're on your brother's side of
the girl's side. So I'm in the middle of something
that I have no business being there. Why you're in
the middle of him? Because your brother is telling you
this stuff. You know why telling you that?
Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
Because he got time to tell the story, because he
on your couch. We'll get into that when we come back.
I have an answer for you.
Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
He not gonna do it. I ain't not gonna do
what I'm about it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
We will have her.
Speaker 12 (01:02:58):
Two of Thieves's response to to day Strawberry letter, the
subject is a masterpiece without peace or a piece. Steve's responds,
Part two coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 12 (01:03:49):
All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject a masterpiece without peace or a piece.
Speaker 9 (01:03:57):
Hmm, Well, this woman writing for her twenty nine year
old brother that's falling in love with this masterpiece.
Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Supermodel influence on Instagram, pretty hell, pretty eyes, red cur
natural body, the prettiest girl he's ever dated. He didn't
have some flowers though, but this one right here top
the cake. She likes him because he's a tech and
he made great money, and that's what attracted her. So
(01:04:24):
both of them are attracted for superficial reasons.
Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
He's giving her money for skin teeth enhancement, so he's
helped create this masterpiece. Now, she didn't stop having sex
with him because she said her body is a temple
for her husband, and since he won't marry her, he
can't touch her.
Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
The lady wrote the letter, say, I agreeve with her.
Speaker 10 (01:04:42):
On that.
Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
So I'm in the middle of something I have no
bis as being in Well, you're really not in the
middle of it. You allowed yourself to be drugg into
the middle of it, but really not your business. This
is your brother business. Now, I'm gonna get to what
the brothers should do and you should do. But your
brother not gonna do what I'm about to do it
because you got to be a little bit older to
do what I'm about to tell you to do. He
twenty nine, and he sprung, he's not gonna be able
(01:05:02):
to do it. She too fine for him. She's way
too fine. My brother said, there's no peace living with
this woman. Her life is taking photos, going out to clubs, restaurants,
and traveling to make money. He's in love with the
idea of her, and quite honestly, see right there, she said,
(01:05:23):
he's in love.
Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
With the idea of her. It's the concept. I got her.
Everybody want her, but I got her.
Speaker 9 (01:05:32):
But what you have, dog is nothing, cause you don't
even like your life with her because it's taking photos,
going to clubs and restaurants, traveling to make money. I
want him to get a backbone and put her out
of his house if she's that bad. Being the gentleman
he is, he says he can't just uproot her like that.
(01:05:54):
Now here's a problem you're saying that. And then I
read the part in the letter about he's been sleeping
on my couch for a week because she put him.
Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Out of his own house.
Speaker 9 (01:06:08):
Now that's interesting to me because it's more to this
story than you let know on to she put him
out the house. If y'all not sleeping together, he could
just sleep on his own couch. I'm assuming that their
house has a couch. That's one of the primary articles
of furniture that you buy with the first event. Everybody
(01:06:28):
want a couch. I don't hear nobody talking about apartment
without a couch. The first thing you need is a bed.
Right after that bed, you need a couch. You got
to have somewhere to sit other than that bed. That
couch normally is in front of a TV. This just
in every house I've ever been here. If it's TV
(01:06:51):
up on the wall, I can promise you just couch in.
Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Front of it.
Speaker 9 (01:06:54):
If it ain't something wrong, ain't nobody just putting no
TV on the wall. Ain't got no couch? And why
am I saying that he got a couch.
Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
At his house?
Speaker 9 (01:07:02):
Why he didn't just go sleep on the couch while
they work through this. Her body is a temple thing.
Why did he get put out of his own house?
That was her seeing how much power she had over him,
and he gave it to him. Now he at your house.
He remains faithful to his masterpiece, but he can't even
(01:07:23):
get a piece.
Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Then you say, one day wants to break up with it,
the other day wants to buy ring and ask him
to marry him.
Speaker 9 (01:07:29):
I feel bad for him, but I want him off
my couch. Well put him off your couch. If you
put him off the couch, what he gonna do? You say,
you make good money, go back and live on your
own couch. See him and her got to work this out.
The woman has a hole on him? So how can
I help him make the right decision? All right, here's
what you could say to your brother, or you can
(01:07:51):
record my voice and play this back to your brother.
First of all, I would tell your brother that he
sprung and he's in love with it. Concept of this
supermodel Instagram influenza fine chick with the red curly hair
that's got him all messed up. He's tatter taste of
the forbidden fruit, and now she just snatched it away
(01:08:12):
from me. He wants the fruit back. That's power she
handling her beds, and she controlled them. Now I would
ask him, do you really want more of this life?
Because if you marry this girl, this is the life
you gonna get because she's not gonna stop being who
she is cause she making money and she's not gonna
(01:08:33):
stop for you.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
She not gonna stop now and she not gonna stop then.
So you have to ask your brother, who one day
wants to break up with and another day wants to
buy a ring? Is this the life you really want?
Do you want more of it? Because I have news
for you, sir. Nothing changes after marriage. You have to
understand this. Nothing changes after marriage.
Speaker 9 (01:08:55):
Everything that's wrong before the marriage will be magnified after
the massage. So all these problems you have and right
now this don't touch me. This you go live over
your sister house. This you get out this.
Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
I like club and I like photos, I like traveling.
I like money.
Speaker 9 (01:09:15):
All that's gonna stay to stay, gonna stay the same. Sit,
young brother, here's what you have to do. You're gonna
have to muster the strength to play offense, because right
now you on defense. First of all, I'm not leaving
my house. I'm sleeping on this couch. I'm not gonna
touch you, even though I want you dealing. I'm not
(01:09:35):
gonna touch you. But I'm twenty nine and I'm single.
I'm gonna touch somebody.
Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
All right, Steve, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
He's not gonna do none of that.
Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
Because her.
Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
All right.
Speaker 12 (01:09:50):
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Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
Coming up next, it is Junior and Sports. Right after this.
This is Erica Badu.
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Good. You are tuned in to the Steve Haveing Morning Show.
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You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone,
quick health question.
Speaker 12 (01:10:18):
Even though you're still thriving, still loving, still connecting, did
you know your immune system weakens with age. That's where
vaccines come in. They help train and strengthen your immune
response to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like flu, new macaco, pneumonia, RSV,
and COVID nineteen this fall. Ask your doctor which vaccines
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All right, it's time now for junior and sports talk.
What you got junior, Well.
Speaker 11 (01:10:50):
First of all, Shirre, let me tell Charles, South Carolina
and also Atlantic City, thank y'all for coming out and
seeing us. Man, we had a great time, really enjoyed y'all.
Man crazy is a man, the whole crew crazy, everybody.
All right, let's talk about it here it is man.
Basketball is back.
Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
It's back.
Speaker 11 (01:11:06):
Basketball is back, and said preseason to put the rankings out.
I'm gonna give y'all the rankings for the West. I'm
gonna get the rankings for the East. This is why
we're so happy that he already got Okay, see number one,
they picked up the number one. They want them to
win again. They said they got a chance to go
back to back. Two was the Difer Nuggets.
Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Live with that.
Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
That's fine, you know your catch.
Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
I got all that.
Speaker 11 (01:11:25):
But here's where it get interested. The Houston Rockets is three.
That's that's very part.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
What that's very good.
Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Ain't nobody mean nothing. That's why I said it's very important.
Time three? We three, We're going to Minnesota. Then you
gotta walk ahead the Clippers and the final West. Y'all
y'all holding me, y'all believe that? Absolutely? Okay, go ahead? Absolutely,
what is it? Cleveland ain't in there? Hold on, hold on,
(01:11:57):
hold on here, we're gonna get y'all. Third, we're gonna
go in the East. Now, come on, we go in
the East. The Cleveland Cavaliers is number one, now in
your face, in your whole face.
Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
Took out.
Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
All yeah, five balls, baby Franks about them EXAs two.
Speaker 11 (01:12:21):
Then you got the Orlando Magic of three, the Detroit
Pistons at four, and the Atlanta Hawks at five.
Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
But where is Troy? Where is Milwaukee?
Speaker 10 (01:12:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
They got me walking six, But you know Cleveland got
you know they got they got first Sea. I just
you know, Donovan Mitchell man, you know everything. I didn't
want to say nothing because the times I knew they
won already, but you had where's Cleveland?
Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Well but they know they but we three though, we're good.
Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
You know, we're straight three What a Lakers? Lakers down there?
They down there by nine. Nine, Yeah like something something
hand some got eight. If they're down there, don't worry
by the time. At the point I'm saying, is we three?
Speaker 10 (01:13:04):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
What I do feel like though, I do feel like
we going to the NBA Finals at three?
Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
I think we can.
Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
I think Kevin Durant gonna take off you three.
Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
The boy, how you think you going? What what the
other two people gonna be doing? Because what is with
all the two teams gonna be doing while y'all going?
Speaker 11 (01:13:23):
They they may not The other two teams may not
be there. I mean, you know Cleveland, you know they
may not go either.
Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
You know I already know that. But I hope that
you have a third. That's confusing me.
Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
You have no hope for nothing in Cleveland.
Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
Good boy, boy, you're finnah learned that about Houston. Y'all
had that baseball season with y'all cheating, and you just think.
Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
Y'all are good athletic to anyway take all the beeples
off y'all and y'all ain't one six Thank you.
Speaker 12 (01:13:53):
Up at the top of the hour, a wife wants
her family to support a healthier lifestyle and she needs
some advice.
Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
We'll get in to it. Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12 (01:14:08):
Okay, this is from Lisa in Steve Cleveland, your hometown.
Lisa said she just found out that she has diabetes
and her family doesn't seem to care that she needs
to change the way she eats. Her husband still cooks
greasy food, and her teenagers won't eat the healthier snacks
that she buys. She says she feels like her family
(01:14:30):
is against her and she wants to know how do
I get them to support me more.
Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Well, baby, here's your problem. He's from Cleveland, so let
me talk. I'm I have to talk to you right,
people from Cleveland, they can take it straight. Okay, a
lot of your family members have diabetes. They didn't give
them what they ate e So you just in a
non caring family, that's all.
Speaker 9 (01:14:55):
And if you get your kids and your husbands a
one C number check, they might be bored inline theyself
because if day like a five, nine or six, they
finish have to get some insulin too. So you know,
take care of yourself. Don't don't rely on anybody else
to take care of you. Take care of yourself. Health
is wealthy. Now, this is what I've learned.
Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
If you want to continue to have diabetes, do not
eat the menus on the diabetes website. You have to
go deeper than that. Just a suggestion. Wow, what's what's
what's the mind number silence for?
Speaker 12 (01:15:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:15:38):
That again, be very careful of these websites, especially for diabetes.
If you look at the website, they will suggest foods
to you if you're not careful. Yogat can't be on
their yogurt. Okay, most people should not be eating dairy. Oh,
(01:16:02):
most people should not eat dairy. Not if you lactose intolerant.
Most people have a reaction to dairy and don't even
know it.
Speaker 13 (01:16:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:16:11):
And while you're saying that, we're of course gonna say,
check with a medical professional.
Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
Yeah, check with your doctor.
Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
I just check with your doctor on everything. Yeah, that's
what I know. I'm lactose tolerate. I know you locktoase
can tolerate.
Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's what he calls lactose intolerance.
Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
I know my body can't tolerateed.
Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
You want to be alone when if you do eat
more dairy.
Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
I mean told me I shouldn't be eating dairy either.
Speaker 11 (01:16:44):
To me, But I said, have you tasted butter become.
Speaker 12 (01:16:49):
All right, we have time for another one, Steve. It's
from Evelyn in Germantown. Evelyn says, I had sex with
a close friend. It just happened, and I'm still married
but separate. I could not stop crying afterwards, and he
consoled me.
Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
The next day.
Speaker 12 (01:17:04):
He apologized again and said we shouldn't be friends anymore.
I was enjoying hanging out with him while I go
through a very bad divorce. But now I've lost a
very good friend. Is it possible to regain our friendship?
Or did the sex mess it all up?
Speaker 10 (01:17:20):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Just have sex again. He was gonna say, oh, well,
now you're thinking like no, I mean, why did you?
I told y'all, y'all wasn't friends in the first place.
Tell y'all that let's do it again?
Speaker 10 (01:17:34):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
Well, this quick crime.
Speaker 9 (01:17:39):
Though she felt Look, she wasn't crying. Why you was
having this?
Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Six? What is you crying for now that it's over?
Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Because she probably felt guilty because.
Speaker 9 (01:17:52):
She stopped feeling guilty. You separated your husband, don't won't you?
But your friend who is not your friend?
Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Do? Well? What's wrong with y'all?
Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Quit doing stuff? Crying about it, and you want somebody
when you're not going back to being friends. He's had you,
which is what he wanted all alonge, Wow, and he's
not gonna forget it. And the next time he console you,
guess what y'all gonna hear it right back up in
that bed.
Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
Come here, wow, Evelyn.
Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Yeah, Because even if it don't make you feel better,
I promise you I'm gonna feel a whole lot better.
Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Would you help, Evelyn?
Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Evelyn, been done? Stop regretting stuff? Are okay?
Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
No guilt?
Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
That's what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
All right?
Speaker 12 (01:18:44):
Coming up in twenty minutes after we'll have more of
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12 (01:18:56):
iPhones can now screen your phone calls with Apple's Lady
this update. iPhones new ask Reason for Calling feature is
like having your own personal receptionist. If someone that isn't
in your contact calls you, your iPhone will automatically answer
the call with a polite, automated message asking for their
name and.
Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
Reason for the call.
Speaker 12 (01:19:15):
The call is placed on hold while the message is
being transcribed and displayed on your screen. You have the
option to accept, decline, or ask for more information.
Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
I like that feature, answer them.
Speaker 9 (01:19:28):
That's just an advanced voice message. Don't do it, y'all.
Everybody that leads a voice message needs something.
Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
What do you mean they need something? They need to
talk to you.
Speaker 9 (01:19:39):
Okay, but let me ask you a question. The last
time you got a voice message, didn't they need something?
Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
But so you can't.
Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
You can't help you just.
Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
But this feature lets you know what they want.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Yeah, that feature. All that feature do is let you
know what they need. Yeah, that's a voice message. Listen
to me.
Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
If you don't find out what they need, you ain't
got to feel guilty about not helping them. Make people
text you what they want. Take that thing off your
phone that shows that you read the message. Take that off. No,
this is not that, Shirley. I know what you're saying, Darling.
I'm telling you what to do.
Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Okay, go ahead about No.
Speaker 9 (01:20:25):
I'm not mad. I'm trying to help y'all, but obviously
you don't want the help. Help let them people leave
them messages and see that we'll have more.
Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Would you rather this coming up?
Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Right after this?
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Speaker 12 (01:21:16):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather a tiny home with marble floors, really
beautiful marble floors or a mansion with dirt floors? B?
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Yeah, B that tiny home ain't got what by a squales? A?
Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
Mom?
Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
You can? You can tie that tiny home with a
box of folk.
Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
Imagine you can always get some floors later.
Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (01:21:44):
Would you rather use chopsticks to eat everything? Or use
your bare hands?
Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Everything?
Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Hands? The chicks drive me? No, I'm pretty good at chopsticks.
I'm doing. I can eat noodles with chopsticks.
Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Can you eat meat with sticks like soup?
Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Yeah? Well, I don't need a spoon or nothing with
these lips. I have my own bowl. I could rebowl
a bowl of soup and drinking.
Speaker 12 (01:22:13):
Would you rather spend thirty days in total isolation or
stand naked in front of thousands of people for thirty minutes?
Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
I'm gonna stand there so proud, y'all?
Speaker 12 (01:22:23):
What what is?
Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
What do I win? If I standing there? Neked?
Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
If you tell nothing, it's just so?
Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Would you rather I'm be isolated? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
You're not going to stand naked in front of people?
Speaker 14 (01:22:35):
What for?
Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
What? It's just so?
Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
Would you rather butt you me and out there now?
Speaker 10 (01:22:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
No, I'm gonna be fishing all kinds of stuff, Bobby
cuing by myself. I know how to be by myself. Man,
I ain't got no problem. I enjoyed me. I know
I know when to be quiet.
Speaker 12 (01:22:54):
Would you rather have a perfect memory or be able
to forget things pretty quickly?
Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
I do both of them? Do both of them?
Speaker 12 (01:23:04):
Would you rather always speak the truth or always tell
lies about everything?
Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Good?
Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Lie? I would rather tell the truth about everything? But
I can't? Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
You can?
Speaker 12 (01:23:21):
You?
Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
Have you ever tried yourself?
Speaker 10 (01:23:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Okay? Asked me a question, ask me anything?
Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
How are you feeling right now?
Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
I'm sick as hell.
Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
I don't have to lie about that. Are you sick
for real?
Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
No, I don't even know how I came in here today.
Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
Well, why do you have to lie about that, y'all?
Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
You know, in case I don't want to come in
here tomorrow. Now, I told y'all I was sick of hell,
and then.
Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Like the way we handle it, the lie was right.
Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
That lie was a nice setup.
Speaker 9 (01:23:51):
I'm at work, but any event that I want to
miss tomorrow, I told y'all, I was sick of hell.
See that's a helpful lie. And you thought it was
a lie for no reason, but it serves a purpose
for you.
Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Why would I lie for you? Get your whole line?
That's crazy.
Speaker 12 (01:24:13):
Yesterday you said we should be there for each other,
and now look at you.
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Well see I could lie for you, but you know, like, yeah, busying.
Speaker 9 (01:24:22):
Okay, we come back for closing remarks. Just ask me
a couple of questions, and I'm gonna show you get.
Speaker 12 (01:24:27):
Out of start right all right, coming up next to
our last break of the day, and we'll close out
the show with the one and only the lying Steve Harvey. Right,
thank you, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Here we are, guys, last break of the day on
this Monday. It's been a great day and we got
to thank our audience. As always.
Speaker 12 (01:25:22):
I love to thank them because you know, it's a privilege,
it's an honor for them to be with us for
this long and you know, just riding with us. I
appreciate it very much because they don't have to a
lot of options out there.
Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
True.
Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
On my birthday, that's right, Carla Head thrown heavy birthday.
Enjoy yourself today. I celebrate you, celebrate you.
Speaker 9 (01:25:47):
So let me give you for your birthday, caller, let
me give you so great advice so you and cal
it you and Shirley. It can ask me anything, and
I'm going to show you what line does. Because see
you asked me before we went to break.
Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
They said, okay, I said, asked me anything, and watch
how it lies helpful. You said, Steve, how do you
feel today? And I said, I'm sick as hell? And
then she said, no, it's not the truth. It's I
feel absolutely fine. But see how effective that lie was.
Because if I don't want to come in here tomorrow,
guess what I can say. Remember I told y'all I
(01:26:25):
was sick of hell. See that.
Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
But it's your show, though, you don't have to lie.
Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Yep, yep. But see here it is. It's really not my.
Speaker 12 (01:26:33):
Show, Steve hard Morning Show.
Speaker 18 (01:26:39):
Yeah, this is gote, this is high. It's it's named
the Steve Harder.
Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
You're getting too deep. Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:26:53):
It's called Martin Luther King Boulevard, but them city streets.
Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
Too deep.
Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
I'm just trying to tell you. It's called the Forward Focus,
but that's really a forward raptor Ford that belonged to four.
You just got to love it. Love me, ask me something,
let me show you how life is. Go ahead, just
ask me anything.
Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Okay, So I ask you you're sixty eight years old?
How old are you really? Because you don't look sixty eight?
How old are you really?
Speaker 13 (01:27:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
No, I'm really twenty four.
Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
Just lying for that's no reason to lie.
Speaker 7 (01:27:34):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Okay, how do you feel when we tell you just
being honest? I feel that you go too far on Junior?
Would you be going in.
Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
On Junior all the time? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:27:49):
I think I think my love for Junior is greater
than y'all's love for Junior, and so for how so?
Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Yeah, how so? Because I care about it enough to
tell him the truth. Y'all need to quit lying to him.
Speaker 11 (01:28:04):
I don't even know if he lied or telling the truth.
I don't know if he lied or telling the truth.
Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
Right, what's the first y'all said? Y'all could see his hairline?
And I know you can't.
Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
We can, but it just in that light when both
of y'all wear glasses.
Speaker 9 (01:28:22):
I don't, I can't and I clearly know it's not there,
and y'all got on glass talk, but you can see
it when you got smudge.
Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
It was just that light under that particular light the
other day.
Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
It's called light, the light light.
Speaker 9 (01:28:36):
Once you put light, it was hard to see you.
I've heard the saying everything comes to light.
Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
You see what I'm saying, though, right? Do you agree?
Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
You don't agree?
Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
Well, you know I've been I've been on tour the truth.
I've been with him so long it don't even bother me.
Speaker 11 (01:28:56):
I just hear it because it's just it's just him.
Speaker 16 (01:28:59):
Do this on the show.
Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
Go do it with him and see what you do.
Speaker 8 (01:29:03):
See.
Speaker 12 (01:29:03):
Let me ask you this, what's the first lie? Do
you remember the first lie you ever told? It must
have been good to you because here we are and
how old this big age?
Speaker 8 (01:29:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
Lie?
Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
The first lie I told was maybe that I remember that.
I knew it was a lie. About four or five?
Four or five? What are your life for the age.
Speaker 9 (01:29:27):
I had a step grandmama, my step grandmama named Grandma Maggie.
She was my step grandmama, and I told her I
loved her.
Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
That was a lie. Yeah. I didn't care for hood all,
did not care for hood all, but I wanted some
extra neckbones, so I told her I loved her.
Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
Oh all right, sir, I've heard it all today. Yeah,
I've heard it out.
Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
Please, it's a beautiful thing. Yeah, you know, I will
tell you one truth.
Speaker 9 (01:30:04):
But I just want you all to understand that every lie,
once it's told the right way, can serve valuable purposes
in your life.
Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
You have got to learn how to lie. That truth
will set you free.
Speaker 9 (01:30:24):
No truth will set you free, and truth will get
you locked up. You have got to know when it's time.
Mister Harvey, we don't have any evidence. But did you
shoot him?
Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
Yes? I did. Now you're going to prison. So right there,
all we have no evidence and I didn't shoot him.
Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
But that's not a situation you'll be in, so you
don't have to lie about that.
Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
I mean, just but in case I am. I am
prepared because I have practiced exercise your life. You have, man,
come on, ex size your lives. That's all good.
Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
In the last thirty seconds, can we have some uplift,
some encouragement? Please? Yes, here's the deal.
Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
If you do not have a solid relationship with God
or any I strongly suggest that today you form a
relationship with him, and you don't have to go to
church to do it. Just get somewhere by yourself and say, Father,
God help me. I need your guidance. I want you
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to order my steps. I want you to speak to
me and calm my spirit, walk with me, show me
how to listen, and that'll help you have a relationship
and talk to God today because He would absolutely love
to hear from you. That's the truth. Now, A quick lie.
Julia is not losing his hand.
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