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Speaker 6 (02:15):
Man, boy boy boy boy man. God has been good
to me. I can't even I can't even put it
into words, man, But I try, though, I try, I try,
I try. God does things for me just right on time.
He's so cool with it. And I happened to run
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across Joel Oldstein on television like I often do all
the time, and I was sitting there and he had
such a timely message for me. A part of it
was something that I've said oftentimes about if you really
really want to be successful, if you really really want
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to check, if you really really want to prosper, if
you really really want to achieve greatness. If you really
really want to have something in life that's worth having,
if you really really want to accomplish your goals, you
got to push through all of it. He said that
when you get closer to it, the more difficult it becomes.
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Did you hear me. He said, the closer you get
to what it is you want or you need, or
you have to have or you would love to be,
it gets a little bit more difficult when you get closer.
He told this story that's in the Bible that I'd
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never heard before. This is what he said. He said,
there was a man who was paralyzed, and he had
heard that Jesus was speaking at a house, and so
he wanted to get there. So he convinced four of
his friends to put him on a stretcher and carry
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him for hours to get to this house where.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Jesus was speaking.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
He said that along the way, these friends said that
they went along because he had so much faith that
if he could just get to him, it could be
better that he could if he could just get over
there and he could see him, that he might have
a shot at getting here. And so he said, they
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took out along the way and they walked and they
walked and they walked for hours. And then when they
got there, the house was completely filled with people. That
was absolutely it was packed wall to wall. There was
absolutely no way for the men to get him on
that stretcher end to see Jesus. This is a story
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that uh Joe Losting said. It is in the Bible,
and he was telling it now. I'm just repeating the
parts of it I gathered and so he said. They
sat there and they went, wow, man, we walked all
this weight and it's full, and and and and and
and and we can't get there, he said. And then
the guy with the affliction told the four men, if
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you get up on the roof and cut a hole
in it and lower me down, I bet I could
see him then, and I bet it to be all
right now. He then said, you must have imagined how
these four men must have felt when you carry somebody
for hours.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
On on on on on on on the way.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
They had to carry some cloth connected by a couple
of sticks, said the me and shoulders had to be bruised,
had to have deep gouges in them, not cuts, but
just indentations where they had carried the weight of this
grown man for so many hours, and they looked at
him in disbelief, like, man, what are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
We done walked all this far.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
He said, yeah, but if you get up on that
roof and you cut a hole in it and lower
me down, I can see him and when he see me,
it'll be all right. After sitting there and imploring the men,
they went up and did just that, And then the
story that Joel os Dean said, the man was healed.
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But the point he was making was he was saying
that the closer you get to what it is you
really want, the more difficult it's going to become. But
you've got to push through. See, if you don't push through,
you never know, so you can't get right to the answer.
And because it gets really difficult, started creating those little
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saying that we got as people. Well, I guess it
wasn't meant to be. I guess it wasn't the Lord's Now, man,
I guess you should not give up right now. I
guess you should keep pressing. I guess you should do
more because see, in all of us, in all of us,
when you've had enough, I want you to know something.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You do have a little bit more in all of us.
You can do one more. You know.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
That's one of my favorite things that I heard Joel
Oldstein said, and it kind of made me feel good.
He said, I always feel like I can do one
more anything, and I tell my friends all the time,
I can do one more man, I could do one
more day. I can do one more anything. Now Here
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was the jewel that I never really knew that Joel
Oldstein and God.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Sent to me I needed to hear.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
He said that no matter what you're going through, no
matter how long the challenge is you've been facing, God
has an in date for it all.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Did you hear me?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
No matter what you're going through, no matter what challenge
you're facing, no matter what situation you've gotten yourself into,
God has an ending date. All you got to do
is keep pressing forward. All you got to do is
hang in there. All you got to do is don't
give up. All you have to do.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Is don't turn back.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
There is an ind date for all of it, even
when you think you've had enough. And boy, have I
had this conversation with God on several things that I've
been going through, and I've even told him, Look, I
got it, man, he said, just keep hanging on. There
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is an in date to whatever it is you're going through.
There's an end date to your illness, your sickness, your
tired of being tired. There's an end date to this
relationship that you can't seem to get through. Beyond over
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that's like a cancer to you. There's an end date.
But you've got to hang in there. You've got to
keep pushing forward. You cannot turn around. You must not
go back, because when God gets you through this and
you break through to the other side, the reward and
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the benefit is far greater than the struggle. I oftentimes
look at some of the things that God has brought
me through in my worst times, and when He brought
me through, I went, wow, Man, now that I understand that,
Now that I'm on the other side and I have
the benefit of the reward for it, would you do
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it all again to get that?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes, I would.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen. The time has arrived again.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
It's another day, a new day, another opportunity, another blessing,
grace and favor, another honor, another privilege.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Man, It's just time time to wake up and get
at it.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Man, be grateful, Be grateful. Man, you don't have to
be up today. That's for show. I'm sure glad I'm
one of the ones he woke up this morning. Think
about it like that Steve Harret Martin Show, Shirley Strawberry
calling for real Mississippi Monica Jr. And the legend that
is nephew Tommy well Jr. Well it's your birthday.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Yeah, one time for the birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
What especially that grateful part.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's serious right there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So what's on your mind today on this birthday?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Man?
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Gratitude is gratitude? Man, I keep going back to that eleven.
You ain't gonna make it past eleven. I keep showing
up though.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, well see that's what the doctor said, you know.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Yeah, you know, man, when when God, when you know,
understand that God is in control all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
These other people were there saying it's just they don't
really mean nothing.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Just man, go ahead on all you know, especially when
devil sends one of his amps to give you some information.
That's what be funny to me, man, Like you be
going on about your business. You ever noticed the devil?
Just send the devil your way to give you some information.
They don't even know what they talking about. They just
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give you the information and then hear what they do junior.
They wrap it up in a word like calma. Everybody thinks,
and you know what, I'm gonna do this on closing
remarks to everybody that every time something happened to you
is karmer. People just throw that word around too loose. Bruh, No,
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that's not how it's work, man. Because you lose your job,
that ain't calmer. Because you lose a loved one, you grieving,
that ain't calmer, Because you know, using a car accident,
that ain't calmer. You know, man, some of this stuff
is just life. It's just the happenings of life. Because
something is going to happen to you all the time,
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and it ain't calma. It's how people describe what they
don't know about somebody else.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Uh huh. Now, okay, now look some things.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
If you commit a crime and you go to jail, yeah,
that's calmer.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay, you do.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Something adverse and it causes something adverse to happen to
you that's directly related to that event, You know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
That's what that is.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
If you run a stop sign, do a rush out
strong possibility you gonna run into another car that ain't calm,
But thank you. But that's the calma. I mean, that's
the calm of what happened from an action that you
created that caused a definitely reaction. Everything else is not
calm and though, dog, it's just it's all good somebod,
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this is life and you have to play the hardship
hits everybody.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You know, Yeah, what makes sense? Thank you? I got
I guess that you got none. Do it your birthday?
Have birthday calm.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Coming up at thirty two, calm to the hour. We'll
run that brink back with a nephew right after that
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It is time now to run that prank back with
the nephew. What you got for us, neph.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
I got a roommate, Shirley, and my roommate's name is Benny.
My roommate Benny been telling me a few things, so
we're gonna bring it all out right here, cat dog,
if you would this right here is my roommate, Benny.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
Oh boy, Hello Mas, Devin. Yeah, okay, hey man, this
is Chris. I live above you. I ain't never met
you before, but you you you have. You been calling
the lease in office about complaining on me about I'm
making too.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
Much noise away. Yeah, man, I not bad, Bruh. I
was trying to catch.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
You, man.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
I could never uh, I could never catch you at home. Man.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
It's like, you know, bro, at night, I work at night.
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Yeah, yeah, you're saying. I said I work in a day,
but I can't sleep at night, brou because I don't
know what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying, I
ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not trying
to be in your business.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
Player.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
I just can't get sleep at night, man, because it'll
be a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a
lot of talking. And what you do is your business.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
Bro.
Speaker 12 (15:17):
I'm just saying, man, please, man, but you ain't have
to go to the leasing office.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
Man, all you had to do?
Speaker 12 (15:22):
You know what's all that me?
Speaker 10 (15:24):
You ain't? You know? They got me written up, like
you know, one more complain on me, They're gonna put
me out of something.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
Well yeah that, Like I said, though, I was trying
to get I was trying to find you. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
But we I.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
Guess we miss each other because you you work at night.
I work in the day. So you know when you going,
I'm coming and when I'm coming, you gone. I'm saying,
Brian's trying to start us. I'm just trying to, you know,
go to work and pay my pay my bills.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
Man.
Speaker 11 (15:46):
I'll be at.
Speaker 10 (15:47):
Work at night, man. You know what I'm saying. I'm
trying to get my hustle on like you trying to
get to it doing.
Speaker 11 (15:52):
Hola hold on, hold on, okay, okay, let's make it
like sense, bruh. If you at work at night, somebody
in your somebody in your apartment, talking loud, and I'm
keeping me up square business.
Speaker 12 (16:03):
Okay, you got a roommate or all not? Like m
I ain't got no roommate.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Man, Benny, somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation.
It's like two people in there talking loud every night.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
And no, that's bro that's Benny. Man, Benny be talking.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Okay, you say you ain't got no room mate? Who
who is Benny? Who is Benny?
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Benny is my bird, my parent? That's Benny be talking.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Like man, want me die listen mine? Why why wait
a minute? You trying to tell me a bird?
Speaker 10 (16:34):
That was Bienny? Man? I have Benny ten years.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
That's my bird, byrd don't even live that long. So
so now I'm up at night, I'm apt to work
because because a bird, that's what you want. That's what
you called me to tell me.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
I call you to tell you. You ain't got to be
putting these complaints on me. Man, it's like I'm going
that night. That's Benny talking man betting in b No, no, no, Benny.
Speaker 11 (16:59):
Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling you now do
something with the birn then or that's gonna be some
consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken roundings.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
And man, Penny is like a family member to me.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
Bird too can sound the chicken on the call flake box,
Kentucky Chicken churches.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
All it so, Brian, Hey man, you don't tell me
nothing bad about my breath. Okay, brother, you know what,
maybe men and you need to square off in front
of each other because you don't you don't disrespect Benny Man.
Speaker 11 (17:27):
Alright, all right, he thank you some alright, alright. I
bet that be on my table when I get home.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
If it's a.
Speaker 11 (17:34):
Bird, then I bet that be all my gonna table.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Man, ain't nothing.
Speaker 12 (17:38):
You ain't in the city and disrespect me and try
to tell.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
Me what you're gonna do to my bird. But you
ain't finna do nothing stupid to Betty tell.
Speaker 11 (17:44):
You what I tell you? What see? You can date
you a howl right now? What you gonna work tonight?
I bet you bet it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I
bet you we be fingering liking good tomorrow.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:53):
Man, hold on a minute, man, wait a minute. Dog,
what you can't do and start talking about what you're
gonna do to my bird? Told you you found for
going to the listing office calling me out, and now
you're on the phone. I'm trying to work this out
with you, and.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
Now you you ain't trying to work right now. First
time you you called me and tell me that it's
a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm I'm a
stupid right now. I'm I'm a stupid to even continue
this conversation. I'm a bird kicking me out five night.
Are you serious?
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Man? Really on some in reams or something?
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Man, say, man, listen, bruh, listen whatever it is, if
it's a bird or recording whatever, If you gotta do
something with the bird, man, I'm gonna be sowing sut
that if this is a bird, I'm gonna really a bird.
Speaker 10 (18:39):
It's spinny, man, It's spinny.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You know.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
All you had to do was come to me and
we could have had lives like me.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, okay, okay, We're
gonna have it like me. And then, first off, leasing
office wouldn't give me your name. What's your name?
Speaker 12 (18:51):
My name Chris?
Speaker 11 (18:52):
Okay, Chris, I'm Deafer.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
There we go, there we go.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Listen, dolls. I ain't for the past three months you
know what I'm saying. I ain't really been getting no
sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird.
I don't believe that. But a bird, a bird, Come
on down.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
That's going for ten years?
Speaker 11 (19:13):
Well take the work what it is. I don't care
figuring something out, but whatever going on up there with
you and your bird need to come to an immediate
house or it's gonna be some doubt.
Speaker 10 (19:24):
Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is threaten
me by what's going on in my household.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
Man, look kill you and Bennett being in Lennie whatever
the name is. You need to do something with that.
It's gonna be some really sure man? Why not going
back and forth with you about this? You keep telling
me something about a bird.
Speaker 10 (19:41):
That's a bird. What's the problem with it? What's the
problem understanding that people have pet birds?
Speaker 11 (19:46):
Say man, I don't give if you have a pet bird.
But really, this talk all night long?
Speaker 10 (19:51):
How do you?
Speaker 11 (19:52):
How do you? How do you liver the thread? Come?
Don't never shut up.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told
me to tell you, though, Can I tell you what?
Speaker 12 (20:00):
Wait?
Speaker 11 (20:00):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait Wait, Chris White, Wait, brother, I don't want to
hear what no bird told you to tell me?
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
What?
Speaker 10 (20:13):
What?
Speaker 12 (20:13):
What the Benny told me to tell you?
Speaker 10 (20:15):
This? That? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You too, God pranked by your boy, Sean.
Did I get your man?
Speaker 11 (20:36):
Got me dog? You got me man, that guy. I'm
gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna have to.
I'll have to wait for this dude. Get armed out
and talk to him. I don't talk so much this
you about this supposing bird. I don't know what a
stad man I made. God, I'll be up all night
and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep. I'm
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missing you know what I'm saying. I'm missing y'all. In
the morning, I'm hitting unool.
Speaker 10 (21:02):
I got one more than what is what is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the lane.
Speaker 11 (21:08):
Ah Man, Steve warein morning shop.
Speaker 12 (21:10):
We never sound.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
Nah on this great bitting up Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Nah, you play so much? Now, all right, thank you, nephew.
I think coming up next it is the CLO with
as the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
the building. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve
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That's one eight hundred two five one fifty four hundred
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of the hour, our special guests will be the hosts
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But right now it is time for us to ask
the CLO. This is from Aurelia in Hyde Park, a
really writes, My boyfriend is nine years younger than I am.
He went out Saturday night without me, and then he
came over to my house around two thirty a m.
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We had sex, and he got up and left. I
felt like a booty call. It felt like a booty call,
and I felt used. Was that a booty call or not?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yeah, that's what ted is. Yeah, there's two thirty in
the morning, already been out.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
What what?
Speaker 10 (23:02):
What?
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Let me ask you, cook area, here's just a basic question.
After he called, what happened?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Tada?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
See, that's all you got to do?
Speaker 6 (23:20):
He called, said he coming over, it's two thirty in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Then y'all did what? Then he got up and went home? Answer?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
My shirt?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
You see my shirt? But was that a booty call?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Well, that's the question, y'all.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Wasn't over there filling out taxes.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Y'all didn't even give her the courtesy of a phone call.
He just went over there after.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, so you know, next next question.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah. Moving on to Solomon in Freeport, Solomon writes, my
wife is cool. Solomon. Yeah, my wife is cool with threesomes,
but only if she gets to pick the woman. It's
not fair and I won't participate. If I am not
attracted to the woman, how do I get my wife
to be more considerate to my needs by letting me
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help her pick the woman?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Well solid? What solvent?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Well sold? You probably should have asked Moses about this,
called I ain't got nothing for you out see you know.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Again again different times.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Folks, people are actually write in talking and writing like
this is normal and present this to us like we're
supposed to have, Like there's a regular solution for this.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Bro, it's not fair.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Pretend like, pretend like it's regular. Give them a regular answer,
Pretend like you pretend. I know you don't really believe it,
but just pretend. I want to see what you're gonna say.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay, we'll ask the last part of the question.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So, okay, how do I get my wife to be
more considerate of my needs by letting me help her
pick the woman for the threesome? Well, you know, come on,
may be proud.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
It really depends on the level of attractiveness that she's
bringing to the house, because you know, there are levels
to this. All of them are sclly wags. Which scaley
wag are you bringing into the house? Is it low
level scaly wag? Or a high level scaly wag. That
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is what we probably faced with right here. I don't
really see the problem. You haven't. Most men can't get
their wife to go along with this at all. You
got one that's bringing them to the house. Now, if
I were her, she's probably not gonna bring anyone to
the house that looks better than her. I would assume
that's the problem you have in because she don't want
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you to be more attracted. She wants to be the
most attractive person in the room. So now what you're
doing is you're just having sex with a bunch of
ugly people, and that right there's really causing you the traumas.
And you know, how could I get her to be
more considerate of my friends? Obviously this is not about you.
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This is just the fact that she like other people.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
So from scalar wags, I tell them some nice.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Well, I've never I've never seen a nice scally wag,
because see my problem, and scalywags don't have really good conversation.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right, Well, thank you, that was a normal answer,
all right. Moving on to Asia and Fort Lauderdale, Asia writes,
my husband can be cold at times. I broke my
toe and he had no patience for my pain and
crying spells. He told me that he couldn't deal with
the drama, and he left me home alone. We've been
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married three years. Is this how my future will be?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah? I mean that's how it is now.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, you don't see a change.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
So if you want to know if that's how your
future going to be, I strongly suggest you don't break
another toe. I'm just going out on the limb or
that one right there, or you can elevate and just
break your whole leg and see how he feel about that.
But I don't think it's gonna change it. He used
that as an excuse to get out the house.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Hmm. So this marriage is doomed, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
He don't care nothing about your broke toe?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, which is attached?
Speaker 6 (27:56):
God forgive, God forbid you come in there with some
other news.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, this is not is bad.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
This is bad. Woo.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Please don't come in there with no illness.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Lord, have you on your own.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You been diagnosed with anything?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Don't go in there with time. Yeah, this is bad.
This is bad, all right? Last one, Steve, This is
Chance in Edgewater. Chance writes, whenever my girlfriend gets mad
at me. She puts me out of the apartment. I
moved in with her in January, so I have nowhere
to go. Last night I slept on my friend's couch.
(28:37):
Is it time to get my own apartment and stop
going back to hers?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Bruh, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You ever heard of saying God bless the child and
has his own?
Speaker 10 (28:49):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (28:50):
My father drilled that into my head. Boy, don't get
your own. Don't be beholden to nobody. Somebody can control
your destiny, what you do, what you have, what you own, son,
get your own, Wait until you got the money to
get it. If you don't borrow it, don't go in
there asking nobody for it, get it yourself and going
(29:12):
about your bids.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
You already see you put yourself in a weak position.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yeah, and you find out a little bit about her,
you know, and she know you in the weak position.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
She take advantage of it.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Is it time to get your own place? It's your
time to get a new girl, though.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
You need a new.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Girl, new place, new attitude, Probably need a new job.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Was you sleeping on your friends.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Flow for what the couch?
Speaker 11 (29:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Everybody tie to you.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
It's one of those life lessons son, Steve. All right,
that concludes the clo for today. Thank you for all
that clo at the time.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Earth they too, just wanted to throw that out there.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It is big birthday boy. Yeah all right. Coming up
at the top of the hour, like I was saying,
we're gonna discuss this year's invest Fest in Atlanta, and Steve,
you will be there so we'll talk about it right
after this.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Gos people. This is Kirk Franklin.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Hey, this Isaakah. What's going on? This is your boy
Kevin Hart? What this is your boy?
Speaker 13 (30:20):
Chris Bran, Big Snoop dogg.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Less It's DJ Cavin and you're listening to Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Everybody. We got our special guests this morning. A's promised.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
They are the hosts of the now extremely popular, culturally
innovative Earn Your Leisure invest Fest. What an iconic brand
this has become. Troy Millen's and Rashad Blaud. They're the
creators of invent Fest and this year is atl invest Fest.
(31:04):
It kicks off August twenty second at the Georgia World
Congress Center. I'll be there again. This year and we
bring some friends with us. We're gonna talk about invest
Fest this year. Why it's important for you to attend.
Listen to me, everybody that goes to invest Fest gains
so much in terms of self development, learning, business networking.
(31:27):
Is just a plethora of information.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
God, I can't believe I used that word.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
It's such a plethora of information and just really really
rewarding for everybody to teens.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
So please welcome to the show.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
The creators of invest Fest, Troy Millers and Rashad Belave. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome,
Hey brothers. How y'all doing today?
Speaker 11 (31:53):
Good, good, good, Thank you for having us appreciate it.
Speaker 10 (31:55):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
I mean as usual, man, I just think it's such
a valuable tool for people man to put in their arsenal.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I think that if you haven't been, you have to go.
You have to go. It is worth it is worth
investing in yourself.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
This year is invest Fest kicks off Friday, August twenty second,
and it runs the entire weekend in Atlanta at the
Georgia World Congress Center. Give us an overview of the
investmentest this year, guys.
Speaker 13 (32:24):
Yeah, Well, we have a great lineup as always, we
have yourself, We have Magic Johnson. We have Jack Dorsey,
who's the founder of Twitter, cat app Block, so you know,
one of the billionaires that's really been on the forefront
of crypto and bitcoin for a long time. We have
John O'Briant, we have Eisa Ray, Charlemagne vaugh and Weaver.
(32:46):
But even outside of the great lineups that we put together,
we have workshops on artificial intelligence, real estate, stocks, and
especially the AI conversation. For our community. This is very,
very very important. Everybody's talking about how AI is going
to take over one hundred million jobs in the next
ten years. So if you're not educated on artificial intelligence,
(33:08):
you're definitely going to miss the boat. So that's the
main focus this year. We have a pitch competition. We're
gonna give away one hundred and twenty five thousand miles
with an entrepreneur. So we're very, very very excited about
this year. But this is probably the most important year
based on everything that's been going on, but especially when
it comes to technology.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Thanks Sounds. Let's back up a little bit. Let's talk
about this pitch contest exactly.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
What is it?
Speaker 14 (33:32):
Yeah, so last year we had the opportunity to give
one hundred thousand dollars away to an entrepreneur, which is incredible.
When you talk about capital, especially in our community, it's's
the toughest thing to come from, right to raise funds
or actually get loans for it. So we said, you know,
rather than be a problem, let's be a solution. So
this year we're coming back with our partner, Paul Judge,
the head of Opportunity Funds, and we're giving one hundred
(33:54):
and twenty five thousand dollars away to.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
A tech startup.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
You know that when we talk about.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
Growth in the economy, it usually comes some companies that
have technology, and so we have brilliant minds in that space,
and we wanted to help stimulate and kick off somebody's
venture into the world of tech. And what better place
to do with that investments on the stage lot in
front of twenty thousand people, So people are gonna get
to hear this business pitch and nobody really loses, right,
and you're talking about fishing in front of that many people.
(34:20):
They're gonna be people in the audience, They're gonna be
people that be watching this thing. Somebody's gonna see this
idea and realize that this is something that I may
want to invest in. So it's a win win for everybody.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
So is this the pitch contest? Is this something people
can apply for online?
Speaker 13 (34:37):
Yeah, and investment dot com and the submissions. I think
the submission might be coming to it very soon. So
it's very important if you have it.
Speaker 11 (34:47):
But it's for.
Speaker 13 (34:48):
Tech companies to any company that has some level of
tech builtents out of this.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Okay, good hey man. Listen. We got some panel discussions
going on this year. We got the big Vendor.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Marketplace, which y'all walk through every year. We got podcasts,
stage interviews.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Man, who are.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
You all looking forward to this year? I mean you
got Jack Dorsey, how'd you manage that?
Speaker 11 (35:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (35:15):
Jack?
Speaker 13 (35:16):
You know, A big, big shout out to Square what's
now known as Block. They're one of our sponsors this year,
and the people that Block, which is very enthusiastic and
what we were doing as far as spreading financial literacy
and information to the community. And they told Jack about
everything that he was going on. I guess he looked
into it and he was just thoroughly impressed. So, you know,
(35:36):
bigcoin right now over one hundred and twenty thousand dollars
per point, like that's crazy.
Speaker 11 (35:41):
I remember what bigcoin was.
Speaker 13 (35:42):
One thousand dollars, So I'm personally very interested to hear
what he has to say because he's one of these
people that probably invested in bitcoin when it was one
hundred dollars, So you know, when you have something like
that that has gone up so much and in such
a short period of time, right, just to hit hit
insight on not only bigcoin, but artificial intelligence technology, the
(36:06):
future of banking. I mean, it's one of the richest
people in the world and one of the smartest people
in the world as well, So you know, very rare
that you get that kind of conversation, very candid, and
he's going to be open to answering all questions. So
I'm definitely looking forward to him. But of course Magic
Johnson as well. You know, somebody our community we've seen,
you know, build movie theaters and Starbucks and built a
(36:30):
billion dollar empires. So those are just a few people
Troy has others.
Speaker 14 (36:34):
Yeah, man, I'm definitely looking forward to Madge. Like he said,
we've seen him become an icon of the world of sports,
but what he's done in the business side is is
is not as.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Great, even greater.
Speaker 14 (36:43):
He's talking about somebody who's just now cross that billion
dollar threshold. So we're keeping that street going and having
billion lis that's that stage and all is very business
to see this happen, and we've seen him speak live
and you know it's going to be entertaining man. So
I'm excited to be on stays in the fourth we
have you so that you're most exciting chanel of the weekend.
And every every year, whether it's Calitarry or Astonation is
(37:06):
or this year, I don't know if we're going to
give it a latest.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Yeah, we've can be with.
Speaker 14 (37:10):
It's going to be excited, it's going to be get
to staying there.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
So we're going to be in for a tree.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Hey, y'all stick around.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
We'll be right back with a little bit more from
invest Fest right after this.
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Speaker 6 (37:54):
All right, everybody, we're back and our special guest this
morning are the creators invest Fest, Troy Millins and Rashard Blaud,
and we're here.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
We've been talking about invest Fest.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
We're letting everybody know that it's August twenty second Friday.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
It starts the whole weekend.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
You can get tickets at invest Fest dot com. But
we have a special offer for you that the guys
have came up with from one of their sponsors, Fellas,
why don't you tell us about that?
Speaker 13 (38:25):
Yeah, So one of our great sponsors a company named Gusto.
They're one of the biggest payment processing companies in the
world and it's big fans of your program. So what
they're doing, you know, is a tough economy out here,
so they want to make sure that everybody has the
opportunity to participate from learning and also from a vending
standpoint as far as small businesses. So they're offering a
fifty percent discount for the first hundred people that take
(38:48):
advantage that buy tickets, that general mission tickets in the
first ten people that take advantage that by vendor booths.
So if you go to investmst dot com and into
promo code Gusto Gusto at check out, the first hundred
people will get fifty off of tickets, and the first
ten vendors will get fifty percent off of their vendor boos.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
All right, all right, Steve Harvey Nation, listen to this.
Go to invest fest dot com. The first one hundred
of you that do it, the first one hundred by
putting in a promo code Gusto, you get fifty percent
off of a general admission ticket. The first ten vendors
that go and apply you get how much.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Fifty that's all zero. That's really good now, let's half
damn yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
All right, So go to invest fest dot com. Hit
the promo code Gusto. The first one hundred of you
do it, you get fifty percent off of your general
admission ticket. The first ten vendors that do it, you
get fifty percent off of your vendor feed for the booth.
That's an amazing promo. Only off it to the Steve
(40:11):
Harvey Morning Show. So let's go, y'all. Let's get it.
Were about to close out here because it will sell out.
I'm just telling you flat out, it will sell out.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
So hurry, hurry, hurry.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
In the words of Blue Magic, step right up, hurry hurry,
Let the side show be give It's invest fast everybody, Friday,
August twenty second. It's a must win, Magic Johnson, Jack Dorsey,
so many others.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Your boy will be there.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Such great information, man, Please don't miss it, and don't forget.
We got a special promo code going on right now today.
If you go to investfest dot com, hit the cold
promo code Gusto, first one hundred people get fifty percent
off price of general admission ticket and the first ten
vendors get fifty percent off.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
You can't beat that, Hey, fellas, I think we got it.
Speaker 10 (41:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
As all appreciate you appreciate y'all. Man, we'll see all
that investments. Everybody. Thank you. We'll be right back with
more of Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Carla, your
buddy Roscoe is in the building.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, ye here all, David stay ready. Ain't gotta get
ready when you stay ready. That's right all day? Right,
he ain't got another, ain't nothing doing, but do it.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (41:42):
You know all these saying you been hearing people saying,
now I wrote all of them, all of them.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
Oh I gotta talk to you about that too, Roscoe,
Go ahead, what do you want to know? Earlier this week,
we heard about someone that stole Beyonce's unreleased music.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
It was on the thumb.
Speaker 7 (42:00):
Drive or choreographer and the dancer came to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
This was in Atlanta.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
They had a rent a car, somebody broke in, stole
I guess the bag with the laptop in it.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
And so now the.
Speaker 7 (42:11):
Thief made off with some of her unreleased music. So
my question to you is, have you ever had an
artist steal your music and.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Saying something about Rocco?
Speaker 6 (42:27):
You can't steal no rococause I don't put my stuff
on no thumbnail?
Speaker 2 (42:32):
See that?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
What that?
Speaker 10 (42:32):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:33):
The whole problem is?
Speaker 6 (42:36):
All you got only people only telling logical aveandment and
every day putting it, putting their stuff on a thumbnail.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
What are you doing that for your music?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Put put it on memory? Did she look memory.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
It's hard.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
See you was still a thumbnail because and everybody got
don't he nobody got memory, see one, I put it
on memory even if you still wasn't gonna put it
on right s right there, polsl baby.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
I am old school.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I your old school.
Speaker 7 (43:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna name my artist and you tell me
if that was your song or if that artist.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Stole the song. Okay, okay, let's go.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
Let's go straight to Ohio the old Jay's backstaffs.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
I keep getting only visits from my friends.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, what did you do? Or they come to my.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
House getting in and getting in there, getting in again. Yeah,
somebody is our house to get your lady there. A
couple of my buddy's day show looks shade there. What
can I do to get on the right track? I
wish they would take some of the knives out of
(44:09):
my bag.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
What they do? Huh? Come on now?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Okay, So you wrote that and Eddie and them took it?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
What happened?
Speaker 10 (44:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I wrote I wrote that foot they didn't take it. Okay, Okay,
they took it, made a hit.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
God, So you gave it to him. You gave it
to him, You gave them that.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, I wrote it.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
You know, yeah, that's what you say.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
But but they.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Changed the word the original song I wrote with backscratches, Oh.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Really yeah, that thing back scratcher.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Trying to get that itch all the time to trying
to rot and play home on deep in behind yo.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
And I just worked with him and it went on.
That's all they was tighit.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Though, A big hit, a big hit. Let's go back
scratus the ohio down in that place.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
They would so far. I like that he running with
it ross girl. I like that.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Down and keep scratching it again and again and again.
I get deeper and sometimes I can't reach. I keep
on going, but they keeps on. Come man, What can
I do to get to the right crack? I wish
they would take to scratch out my back? What they
(45:36):
do scratching my crack?
Speaker 10 (45:39):
All out.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
Your bags, craha, scratch your boy car.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I can't reach all paces.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Scratch my crack.
Speaker 6 (46:02):
They face all the time, trying to take your pate
the butt cratch.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Phone sing us out, Roscoe. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show coming up at about four minutes after
the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today and the
subject is I don't want to ever go back. Okay,
(46:32):
we'll get into that, find out what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Just a few.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Because right now it is time you hear him for
the nephew and today's prank phone call, Nephew, what you
got for us today?
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh, Shirley, were down in there now, you know?
Speaker 9 (46:47):
Yeah, I'm calling from the electric company and uh.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
We're looking for that.
Speaker 9 (46:54):
Aqua boogie parent An aqua boogie parrent is what we're
looking flushir Yeah, So.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
You man this right here, This is greatness. This is Tommy.
Speaker 9 (47:05):
This is one of the time is greatness right yeah,
all right, so buckle up, hold on tight. It is
the nephew. Would awkward buddy, yeah, cat.
Speaker 10 (47:15):
Dog if you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
a Quincy please.
Speaker 15 (47:21):
This is hey.
Speaker 10 (47:22):
How are you? My name is Maurice's Maury's calling you
from the power company. How you doing today?
Speaker 15 (47:27):
I'm on what's up?
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Well, listen, we're doing some testing in your neighborhood. We're
trying to make sure we don't have to actually shut
the power down out there, and uh, we're calling around
to quite a few people in your neighborhood running some
tests on individual homes and making sure the electricity is
running correctly. Can I get you to do a few
things for me and see and the quicker we get
(47:48):
through with this, sir, and as possibility, we won't have
to turn your power off at all. I know you
don't want us to have to come out and turn
power off. And you got stuff in your refrigerator that
can spoil and things like that. So we want to
try to get this done and hopefully the power with
the with the test that we run, it'll it'll it'll
run correctly and we won't have to do anything.
Speaker 15 (48:05):
Okay, I ain't about the electricity though, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (48:08):
So no, no, no, I understand that, don't worry about that.
Here's what I need you to do. Now. How big
is your house? What do you how many bedrooms?
Speaker 15 (48:14):
You got four bedrooms?
Speaker 10 (48:15):
Four bedrooms? Now you have upstairs downstairs?
Speaker 15 (48:18):
It's too sore?
Speaker 10 (48:20):
Okay, all right, So here's what we need to do.
If you can't, they're gonna.
Speaker 15 (48:24):
Take long, though, Hey I got because I'm in a hurry, man,
I ain't gonna have a lot of time.
Speaker 10 (48:28):
No, no, no, this this, this, this, this won't take
long at all. So can I get you to take
your breaker and shut down everything upstairs, and we're gonna
run a test on the stuff downstairs right now.
Speaker 15 (48:38):
It'll be real quick, all right, just shut just shut
everything off.
Speaker 10 (48:41):
I want you to keep the downstairs open and keep
that to the weekness so we can run our tests
on this thing.
Speaker 15 (48:47):
All right, everything shut, everything's down.
Speaker 10 (48:49):
Okay, you you turned off there.
Speaker 15 (48:51):
I just turned off all the switches.
Speaker 10 (48:52):
Okay, here's what I need you to do. I need
you to turn on your television and then turn it
off downstairs downstairs. How many TVs you got?
Speaker 15 (49:02):
I got two TVs downstairs.
Speaker 10 (49:03):
Let's turn them both on you all right, they both on? Okay. Now,
you got a microwave in your kitchen.
Speaker 15 (49:09):
Yeah, microwave.
Speaker 10 (49:10):
Okay, turn that on.
Speaker 15 (49:12):
It's already on, man. I can see the lights on.
It's got the clock on it.
Speaker 10 (49:15):
That's got that double a tron thing that's going through there.
It's a whole different type of current. I just want to.
Speaker 15 (49:20):
About what you're talking about. But I got to get
to work, man. So the microwave zone is running.
Speaker 10 (49:23):
No, no, no, I want you to actually turn it on.
I want you to actually push like a minute or
two on that thing.
Speaker 15 (49:29):
Let's turn that do with anything? Man, Come on, now,
let me what I got to do.
Speaker 10 (49:32):
No, this is a test. So what I don't want
to have to do is come out there and turn
your power off. And I don't want to do that.
You got a lot of food in your fridge, I'm sure.
Speaker 15 (49:38):
Right, all right, all right, look it's on microwave zone,
TV zones.
Speaker 10 (49:45):
Okay, now open your words.
Speaker 15 (49:47):
Man, electricity works downstairs.
Speaker 10 (49:50):
Okay, but listen, I know. But what we gotta do
is we got to make sure that this stuff isn't overpower.
Now can you open your refrigerator? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (49:58):
Yeah that man?
Speaker 10 (49:59):
Do you see the button that actually has I mean,
well you can turn you can push it in the
light or go out. You know what I'm talking about.
Come on, man, you.
Speaker 15 (50:07):
Ain't got nobody just be able to check something outside. Man,
I mean I'm in the fridge.
Speaker 10 (50:12):
I understand. But push that button five times for me.
See what it does?
Speaker 15 (50:16):
What the light button?
Speaker 10 (50:18):
Yeah, push that light button five times? Come on, man,
that did it go off and on? Every here? It's
off and on.
Speaker 15 (50:24):
Manin't wrong with the refrigerator referators?
Speaker 10 (50:27):
Plug in?
Speaker 11 (50:27):
Man?
Speaker 10 (50:28):
Okay, now here's what I want you to do right there,
if you're in the kitchen, turn your sink on for me.
Speaker 15 (50:33):
Turn sink on.
Speaker 10 (50:34):
Whch they got to do?
Speaker 15 (50:35):
Electricity?
Speaker 10 (50:35):
Man, that's a nitro current. That's a nitrol current. You
wouldn't understand that, But I need you to turn that
on for me too. Just turn it on, full blast.
Got it on, I got it on. Okay, Now go
in your master bedroom.
Speaker 15 (50:49):
I get tell it off.
Speaker 10 (50:50):
Now let that water run. Go in your master bedroom
and go in the bath for me. I appreciate your
helping me out on this.
Speaker 6 (50:56):
Man.
Speaker 10 (50:56):
Come on, man, Quincy, I appreciate that.
Speaker 15 (50:59):
I mean every day's work. I'm in the I'm in
the bath.
Speaker 10 (51:02):
Okay, plush that toilet for me, Quincy, say where plus
that toilet for me?
Speaker 15 (51:06):
Plus the toilet?
Speaker 10 (51:07):
Yeah, flush that toilet.
Speaker 15 (51:08):
It ain't even electrical.
Speaker 10 (51:10):
What it is? That is a it's a it's an
awqua book. It hurt.
Speaker 15 (51:12):
You need to get somebody up. Okay, I'm gonna trust
the toilet. It ain't no electrical toilets in nothing in
this area, man, right.
Speaker 10 (51:18):
I understand that you don't see what it is. This
is an awkuad buggie current that flows through that water
flush that thing for me one time. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 15 (51:30):
Okay, all right, toilet works.
Speaker 10 (51:33):
Man.
Speaker 15 (51:34):
You ain't got nobody in the area that could come
out here and just check it out.
Speaker 10 (51:37):
Man, Quincy, I'm trying my best not to come out
and and and and and turn your power off. And
I know you got somewhere to go, and you gonna
turn my power off. Man, you're supposed to be making
sure the powers stay on, right, I understand that. Now
do you have, Quincy, do you have a blender? Yeah?
I got a blender. Man, I got a blender. I
got a TV, I got a refrigerator, and they all work.
Speaker 15 (51:56):
The toilet works, everything worse.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
All right.
Speaker 10 (51:58):
What I want you to do is get this blender
and or just throw you a few ques of the
eyes or something in there and turn that thing on
for him. Come on, man, we're almost done.
Speaker 15 (52:05):
I got to get to work, man.
Speaker 10 (52:09):
This work with me was appreciated. Man, this is just
a blugges. Come on, man, I said, I have cemetric current.
Should be walking this house, red, you need to check
the next house. You don't have no problems with those
smoothies or nothing. And that thing you see, man, what
the hell they got to do with anything. Man, I
gotta get to work. I'm just listen at a minute,
(52:29):
a minute, going too far. I got to come out
here or do this because I need to get to
my job. And I'm saying that job and I can
just call and have people go to the damn house
playing scabvenger and hunt. I gotta get to work. Okay,
now listen, Quincy, one last thing. Are you able to
shut that breaker? Put that breaker back on, and then
shut off downstairs, and then go upstairs and check some
stuff for me? Shut off? What shut off the breaker downstairs?
(52:52):
Go ahead and turn it.
Speaker 15 (52:53):
I'm not shutting off no breaker downstairs.
Speaker 10 (52:55):
I shut off the water upstairs. We didn't turned on
every damn thing down here. You didn't have to. I
got to blender. I didn't turn on the microwave to refrigerate.
Come man, frushing the totsy. I gotta get to work.
I needs you to lose this attitude you got. I
need you to get somebody down here to do this.
My electricity in my house worked. It worked for you
calling me. The only thing ain't work. It's not ain't at
(53:16):
work because I'm here doing this book playing off and off.
Get somebody in here this work of piss me off
and make me turn it all the way off. Steal
and when I get back from work still should be on.
I got one more thing I need to say to you, Quinny,
it better be the last thing. That's his nephew, Timmy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got prank
(53:38):
by your sister Gale Gill better be in a witness
protection program. Man, Oh, let me turn.
Speaker 11 (53:54):
This what a man?
Speaker 10 (53:58):
Hey man, let me add man, what is the baddest
I'm talking about the baddest radio show here the land.
That's got to be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And Tommy,
uh you call me again.
Speaker 15 (54:12):
They gonna be the show used to have Tommy on.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
And there you have it.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Come on here.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah that was way too much plate. Yeah that was
my mom's favorite, right.
Speaker 9 (54:30):
Classic, Turn this on, Turn that on, turn that blend on.
Let me make sure this was the micro wave on.
Go in there and flush that tarlet from me.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (54:38):
See that's that Aqua Booker current right there. That's what
we're trying to we're trying to mix. I can make
you do something stupid, I sure can. But here's something
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(55:23):
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Speaker 1 (55:31):
Thanks all right, than coming up next, Thank you boy,
to be profound boy. That point we're done. Strawberry letter
coming up next. Subject I don't want to ever go back.
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(56:34):
to read this one right here, right now, and you
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Speaker 2 (56:38):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on type
We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
All right, neph you, thank you. Subject I don't ever
I don't want to ever go back. Subject I don't
want to ever go back. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a
twenty nine year old married man and I'm living with
my dad at the moment because my wife was having
an emotional affair with a man that she works with.
I found messages between them and I called the man.
(57:07):
He told me that he loves my wife and he
hates he didn't meet her before I did. I wrote
by the job and I thought about waiting for him
to get off work, but I realized I had too
much to lose. Instead, I moved in with my dad
and I found someone to help me get over my
wife and I do not want to ever go back home.
(57:29):
My dad knows how I feel about my new girl,
but he advised me to go back home because my
wife is four months pregnant. She was pregnant and texting
her coworker stuff about our marriage, and he was giving
her advice. I told my dad that she can be
with her coworker, but give me my baby when he
is born. My dad pushed me to go to counseling
(57:50):
and work on my marriage. I was in there thinking
about the new girl most of the time. I had
a moment of weakness during a counseling session recently, and
I told my wife and the saph pissed that I
would move back home so we can work on our marriage.
I lied, that's not what I want. I am not
thinking the grass is greener on the other side, but
I don't want to go back to that dead grass
(58:12):
that I married. Only issue is that she's pregnant. I
have my dad in one ear saying that I have
to go back and give it another try for the
sake of my child. And on the other hand, my
new girl is saying she'd love to help me raise
my son in a happy and loving home. All I
know is that I have committed a lot of adultery
(58:33):
and I love it. How terrible would it be if
I don't go back a lot in this letter? Okay,
wow and wow. For some people, even though there was
no sex involved, and emotional affair is just as bad
as a physical affair to them, mental or physical betrayal
(58:56):
is betrayal, period. And you're one of those people. And
no matter what your dad says, you have moved on.
You've moved on. You're in a whole relationship with another woman.
Now you do have a perfectly innocent child to think about, though,
and you got to take that into consideration. It doesn't
(59:17):
mean you have to go back or it doesn't mean
you have to stay married to her. Plenty of couples
are better at co parenting than they are husband and wife.
There are plenty of them. In your case, the trust
has been broken here and it's hard to go back
after that. It really is, even if there is a
child involved, and a lot of people refuse to stay
(59:37):
married even if there is a child involved. I say you,
guys should start working on what's best for the baby
at this point, because you've already stated you're not going back.
Child support and visitation seem to be the next steps
for you, and you need to really think about the baby.
That's the most important thing right here, right now.
Speaker 6 (59:56):
Steve, Well, the key in this whole letter is don't
want to ever go back?
Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
All right? Well, if that's the case, I mean, but
now here's the this is. This is a little loophole
in this thing with your father and what she did.
Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
I'm a twenty nine year old married man and you
moved in with your dad because you found out that
your wife was having an emotional affair with a man
that she works with. Now, okay, bro, listen to me.
Are you saying that's what she admitted to or did
(01:00:36):
you discover this in texting because this emotional affair. So
now let me ask you something you say. I found
messages between them, and I called the man. He told
me that he loves my wife and he hates he
didn't meet her before I did. You know, man, you
(01:00:59):
gotta nerve dog if you think you're gonna say that
to me, and we're gonna be good with it. You
love my wife, man, you gonna get to loving somebody else.
And I wish I had met her before you. Okay, cool.
I rolled by the job, but I thought about waiting
(01:01:19):
for him to get off work. But I realized I
had too much to lose. Now that's a true statement.
I would have to take that stamp stance on it too,
because I do have too much to lose to risk
it or whooping this dudes behind.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I got that.
Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
So I think, young man, you made a smart decision,
because this is gonna accomplish nothing except get some charges
pressed on you. It's premeditated. You drove down that to
the job. You don't know how bad this thing could get.
Y'all could get in a fight.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
He accidentally slipped hit his head on the curve he passed.
Now you down you now you're.
Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Down here for manslaught, you know, so, yeah, it and
it ain't worth that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
It's not worth that.
Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
Even though even though I do understand how you feel,
I can definitely relate. And but I was twenty nine,
I would have drove down there and waited till he
got off.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I didn't have that. When I was twenty nine, I
ain't had it. I got too much of loose. I
ain't had nothing of loose. I had none. Twenty nine
I had nothing.
Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
So whatever, I had t shirts and I'd have lost
that because I'd have warmed him when he came downstairs.
When we come back, man, I share with you the
actual letter and what I think you should do.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
And but this is looking.
Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
Pretty dark though, yeah, because I personally think it's more
than emotional affair.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Be personally okay, all right, see, we'll have part two
of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter subject I don't want to
ever go back. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is I don't want to ever go back.
Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Well, let's stir about this twenty nine year old married
man and he's had to move in with his dad.
He found out his wife was having any emotional affair
with a man that she works with.
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
He found some messages and then he.
Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Called a man. The man told him he loves my
wife and he hates it and meet her before I did.
That's a lot of guts. So the man did what
most men would do. I rode by the job, and
I thought about waiting for him to get off, but
I realized I had too much to loose.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Every man can understand what he's said right here.
Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
I do applaud the young man for practicing restraint, because
something could have happened. Really, this thing could have went sideways, and.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
You know, you could wind up in prison. So all right, bruh,
and it ain't worth that.
Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
So instead I moved in with my dad and I
found someone to help me get over my wife. I
have told women this over and over and over. Men,
get over losing you with another you. I have said
this a thousand times on this show. So he found somebody,
and your dad knows how he feel.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
It was about his new girl.
Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
But he advised me to go back home because my
wife is foremost pregnant.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Well, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
You asked, you asked for Okay, she's foremost pregnant. Okay,
But but wasn't she foremost pregnant while she was doing
this what you call emotional cheating?
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
She was pregnant too.
Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
Now, I told my dad she can be with her coworker,
but give me my baby when he is born. Boy boy,
listen to me, that that's not fitna happen. That ain't nobody.
Ain't nobody gonna take the baby from a mother because
she had an emotional little fan while y'all was man son, sir, listen, man,
(01:05:48):
let's take this off the table, Okay, I told my
dad that he can be with the man, and you
know she could be with her coworker, But give me
my baby when he's born.
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Brother brother at my baby stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
You do understand she's manufacturing this child right now, the
mother has deals.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Get this notion out of your head. Give me my baby.
Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
My dad pushed me to go to counseling and work
on my marriage. I was in there thinking about my
new girl most of the time. I had a moment
of weakness as I told the counselor I was ready
to go back. I told my wife therapist, I moved
back home so we could work.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
On our marriage. I lie. Well, let me ask you something.
Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
While y'all been going to therapy and working on your marriage,
is she still talking to the coworker. Is she still
going to work because you Lyne And she could be
lying too, because as she begged you to come back home,
as she asked you for forgiveness, I'm not reading that
in this letter.
Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
But I don't want to go back now.
Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
I'm not saying that I think the grass is green
on the other side, but I don't want to go
back to the dead grass that I'm married. WHOA wow,
young fella, I gotta give you something on that one,
because I ain't heard that one before. I dodn'et climb
the fist to a whole lot of times. I wish
(01:07:09):
I could have used that in court on my last one.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I wish I had known that one. Now it is.
Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
It is when you talk about leaving somebody, I'm an expert,
expert to hell someome dollarge. The only issue is that
she's pregnant. I got my dad in one, he saying
I have to go back and give another try for
the sake of my child. On the other hand, my
new girl is saying she would love to help me
raise my son in a happy, loving home.
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
She crazy too, You crazy if.
Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
You think this woman is fit to give you you
old baby as you put it, and for this girl
to tell you she'll be more than happy to raise
your son in a happy and loving home. Boy, bye,
let let's scrap that idea. Let's get that off the table,
because the woman your wife, has done nothing whether the
(01:08:03):
court's gonna remove that child.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
So let's you so far from this man.
Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Now. All I know is that I have committed a
lot of adultery and I love it. Boy, bull. Listen
to me. This is the first class ticket to hell.
You can't to say the statement you want to make.
All I know is I've committed a lot of adultery
(01:08:31):
and I love it. I know, son, I know, I know,
I know what you're saying. But don't say that no more.
Don't say that no more. That's one of the commandments, homie.
That ain't the one you need to be bragging about it.
That's there's ten commandments.
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
It's ten.
Speaker 6 (01:08:53):
You the locked in on one and I love it.
Hold up, dog, just pull up on that a little bit. Okay,
How terrible would it be if I don't go back?
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
It's going to be terrible.
Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
If you don't go back, the child won't get to
grow up in a family with the trust being broken.
How is the love holding up? See, that's the only
question and only you can answer that. Women are asked
to forgive me all the time. It's not normally where
(01:09:25):
we have to forgive the woman. When women do stuff
like that, it's for a reason. In the counseling sessions, have.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
You all talked about the reasons that made her do it?
Was she empty somewhere?
Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
The child would be without a two family home, which
is important today, so you can.
Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Work it out. Work it out. If it was Jesse emotional,
then find out what she's lacking and fulfill the needs
and do your job.
Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
You can comment on today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Yeah,
also check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free
iHeartRadio app. No coming up next to Junior and Sports Talk.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
It is now time for Junior and Sports Talk. How
you doing, Junior? Your birthday is today?
Speaker 10 (01:10:52):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
You know?
Speaker 11 (01:10:52):
Surely?
Speaker 8 (01:10:53):
About in about forty five minutes. I bet the arrival
at nine to nineteen am. That's when I got here.
Oh yeah, I'll be arrived at a minute, here we go.
I don't know if y'all saw this, but the Espie's
were on the other night. Did anybody catch the Espies.
You have got to go back. You've got to go
(01:11:13):
back to the Espie Shane Gillis was the host, and
his monologue was a little aggressive.
Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 10 (01:11:23):
Gi.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Yeah, he just was a little aggressive.
Speaker 13 (01:11:25):
Man.
Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
One of the jokes I didn't he says, uh, you know,
him and Kaitlyn Cark are both from the Midwest. And
then when Kaitlyn Clark retires, she's gonna get a job
at the waffle house so she can fight black women. Okay, Shane,
that's that's hey wait a minute, wait minute, that's not
a you know.
Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Man, that was so yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:11:47):
Because you think that, No, everybody's like, ugh, you know,
because you don't really want to throw that out there.
You don't know Brenda and Sheryl and Linda down at
the Basketball Player.
Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Yeah, man, you wanted just one m v.
Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
P man the very he hosted. I don't know, uncle,
That's why I said, we gotta go back.
Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
We're gonna have to talk.
Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
I've seen him talk a few times. Why is he hosted?
I keep telling y'all, man, hosting is a skill set.
Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Yeah, but when they call you pick up.
Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, but bro, you.
Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
Can't let me tell you something. If you don't do
jokes and jokes, hey you what you do? This ain't
the time to try it on national TV. Somebody somebody
wrote that Jo.
Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Is a comedian, but he is he is.
Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
That's wait a minute, you have to shame.
Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
Oh you're not talking about the basketball player. No no, no, no, no,
his name is Oh I just if thet you're talking
about s A g No no, no.
Speaker 10 (01:12:52):
No, no no.
Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
This guy here is a comedian. His name is Shane
Gillis you know him?
Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Yeah, I said, you got but oh yeah, yeah, I
thought you was talking about the basketball player.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
No no, no, he did win atracted everything I see. Yeah, no,
he won.
Speaker 8 (01:13:10):
He won Best Male Athlete, Simone Biles got two Espeas
for Championship Performance and Best Female Athletes. So that's the
good highlights of the Espiast. But that that monologue was
really rough. That was hard.
Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
I think that was one of the jokes.
Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
The other one was about Dion Sanders son shardor Sanders
said his jersey got retired because of nepty it wasn't
because of nepotism, because he went thirteen and twelve at
Colorado and that's why they retired his jersey and almost
won the Alimo Bowl. I mean, just really just nonsense
because when he before he even got there, before shore
Go got there, there was only one in the living.
Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
All right, thank you. Birthday boy. Coming up at the
top of the hour, a dad needs some advice Steve
on how to protect his young son from heartbreak. We'll
get into that right after this to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. This is from Bracy and Chesapeake. Bracy says,
my son has been dating a really sweet girl for
(01:14:12):
almost a year. They're both twenty two, and they're inseparable.
He told me that he wants to marry her, but
there's something she needs to know about him. He's always
been very athletic, and he's got the muscles and a
six pack. What his girlfriend does not know is that
he has a learning disability that he covers up with jokes.
Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Okay, this is his first real girlfriend and he said
he loves her, so I told him that he should
tell her he was in special classes. I've always protected
him from being teased, but I cannot shield him from heartbreak?
Should I make him? Tell her? What's up?
Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Boy? How fine is this boy? Right?
Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
They are muscles, very athletical.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Musco six pack. I wouldn't tell him nothing to.
Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
What you wouldn't tell her?
Speaker 11 (01:15:06):
Hell?
Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
Well, okay, oh oh oh wait, oh okay, okay, what's
wrong with him?
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
So I don't get in?
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
No, we got a learning disability? Any coming?
Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Okay, Well she might have one too if she don't
think nothing wrong with him? She might have one too.
Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
He was in special classes.
Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
She could have been too.
Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Okay, see we heard you were you weren't you? Weren't
you in special classes? At one time?
Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
You told us I was in special class. I was
special ad for four and a half weeks. The greatest
school experience I ever had.
Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Y won't even understand?
Speaker 11 (01:15:44):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
I didn't have to. I knew everything. He was passing
with flags. Why I went in there and sat on
the front rock, kept my hand up. I got it,
I know, Yeah, little Stevie eight.
Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Four plus four is eight.
Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
Spelling beat contest straight astra. I had all gold stars
and lady said, something that's been wrong now here. She
took me down to the principal's office.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Said he was a genius.
Speaker 6 (01:16:13):
You said, dog, pop quiz a hundred a hundred, You
couldn't have brother. I was looking at these other kids
trying to figure out, this is crazy. I ain't person
inad boy, I said, boy, I have really imported.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Over the summer.
Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
And so the front roll caller just waving my head, Yes,
little Stevie twelve. So but the only thing was we
stayed in that same room all day. I ain't understand,
I said, man, same teacher. Our recess was in the class.
Speaker 10 (01:16:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Wow, Yeah it was hard at fourth.
Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
Grade too, Man, I ain't understand. Now I'm sitting there going,
why is we taking naps? What's happening here?
Speaker 10 (01:17:11):
Na?
Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Time and men and all? She took me down to the.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I'm just saying he got to tell her that he
got a learning disability, but he might not have to.
She might not care.
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Well, they're inseparable, he does say that, and they've been
together almost a year almost, So what is.
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
He gonna tell her? I was in special air when
I was growing up. What is he gonna tell her?
Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Yeah, so you're saying maybe the father's holding him back.
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
By I told the whole Radio Nation I was in specially.
It ain't bothered me at all. I told that stirr
Own family few one day.
Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Yeah, straight age broke my heart when she took me
to the principal's office, said I think he's been misclassified.
They pulled my files under said why is he in
your class? He's supposed to be in Miss Blander's class.
Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
I went, oh, Miss Blandon.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Smart, I was.
Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
Looking at was just standing there, little big little boy.
She said, tomorrow you report to Miss Blandis class. I
walked into the regular class. Here came big lips, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
See you back?
Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
And isn't miss Blandon the one that told you you
never would make it or something?
Speaker 10 (01:18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Yeah, I knew where she got it for this the show.
Don't look like I was gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
All right, You're gonna make her one day, Steve, don't worry.
Prove Miss Blandon wrong.
Speaker 10 (01:18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Dave,
we need a drum roll here, please, ladies and gentlemen.
This year's Emmy Award nominations are in and we have
(01:19:04):
to congratulate our fearless leader, mister Steve Harvey for being
nominated for Best Game Show Host and Outstanding Game Show
for Celebrity Family Feud. Congratulations, Steve, hit it off? Another vote?
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yes, here's another one.
Speaker 10 (01:19:24):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
I'd like to thank everyone out there who nominated me.
That don't mean out on won, but just to be
thought of as a wonderful consideration.
Speaker 11 (01:19:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
I like to thank my haters who are sitting in
the wings waiting and hoping I don't win. Thank you,
because win or lose, I'm in the arena and I'm
actually involved in the fight.
Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
That's right. That's right. And Steve, there's more.
Speaker 10 (01:19:51):
Doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Been whining to fight, but you do have to fight
to fight.
Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Oh yeah, gotta fight. We're also congratulating you, Steve, for
an outstanding sea in premiere of Celebrity Family Feud last Thursday.
Now get this, the season debuted with record breaking ratings
of over four million, four million viewers, four million. Congratulations,
Steve has headlines.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Man, don't you see what people need? Here's the deal
with TV.
Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
Now your show can be on the air and survive
right now with a point seven, you get a four.
Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
That's astronomical numbers.
Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Wooh, congratulations. All right, we'll have more of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after
the hour, we'll play a game of would you rather?
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Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather an hour on stage? Comedians? Would you
rather an hour on stage with no laughs? Or would
you rather an hour on stage with a Heckler?
Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Yeah? B at Heckler. Yeah, I'm gonna get all the
last the whole. He give us an he bought it.
He bought a great ticket that night.
Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
All right. Would you rather when you were a kid,
would you rather the snowed cone truck come through or
the ice cream truck? Which one?
Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Whichever one would operating?
Speaker 11 (01:21:59):
Ice?
Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Ice cream?
Speaker 9 (01:22:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Would you rather a car with no headlights or a
car that won't go in reverse?
Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
I can't. I got to bed to do what I'm
gonna do at night. So now we got the building. Yeah,
we need the head I just talk on the street
a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
That around. You can't you can't go in reverse. I
can't put in your driveway.
Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
I'm gonna take that car with no headlights and when
it get dogs, just take my stupid behind to the house. Boy,
you know how much stuff can go wrong when you
ain't got no reverse. I had a partner and they
had a sixty two of Saber didn't have reverse on it. Boy,
we be in some ignorant positions and we were young too.
(01:22:54):
Now now he got to put it in neutral. We
got to get out and push it back. Hey we
we okay, okay, Like one time we parked in front
of this shop. We was messing around in college. Somebody
parked in front of us and the back of him
now we now it looks now we parallel parked, but
(01:23:15):
he ain't got no reverse. So now to get out,
he got to put the car neutral, but we gotta
push him back. He cut the wheel. Then we gotta
get behind the car push him forward. Then we had
to go in front of the car push him back
until he can get out of the parallelspy.
Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
So no headline for you and I. It was so hard.
Speaker 6 (01:23:41):
My toes blew through the front of these little cheap
shoes I had. Man, I went straight through the front
of them shoes.
Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Would you rather work at a daycare? Or would you
rather work at a prison? Kids are criminals, basically.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Prison jail for not being is it nobody? None of that? Okay?
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Would you rather get a hall pass?
Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
I'm gonna go to prison if you put me at
the daycare because I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I don't have no kids, just beauty and kids. Here,
shut Joe.
Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
That's today, brother, Thank you guys coming up. It is
our last break of the day, and we'll close out
the show on today Junior's birthday. Right after this, you're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day of the week on this Friday. Steve got some
encouraging words for it. She got something for us. Oh
we gotta say happy birthday to Junior too.
Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Yeah, thank you Tommy, thank you, Carl. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Happy birthday Junior. One time doing a birthday.
Speaker 8 (01:25:34):
What's gonna happen today? My wife didn't tell me. She
just told me to be dressed by seven pm.
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
That's how I know. That's it. M that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
That's I feel like y'all probably gonna be the ancient y'ach.
The prize surprised me.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Y'all probably gonna be the anchel.
Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
We can't tell you ain't no tailor.
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
I don't know. I want my baby by here at Chili.
Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
It's gonna be a great night, Junior.
Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
To get ready.
Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Yeah, that's gonna be our gift to you. Gift cards
to Chili.
Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
You're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Wait hey, shit them up.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
I think I'm playing.
Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
I'll get everything nice. Junior, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Thank you so much. Yeah, you know it's your birthday.
Speaker 10 (01:26:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
In honor of it being your birthday, I've written you
a poem. Oh what what you know?
Speaker 10 (01:26:34):
Man?
Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
You do so much for others with your poems, and
they mean so much and they hit so many notes
and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Wrote poems for women, you know, you write poems for feelings.
I thought i'd write one for you, JR.
Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
What so nice?
Speaker 7 (01:26:52):
So nice?
Speaker 6 (01:26:55):
So in honor of JR, I am going to be
to day jay Rap himself. Jay Rap is Junior's poem name.
It's an acronym. Jay Rap stands for Junior's ragged poem.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
I love it so I will be holding on to
the theme writing you are raggedy poet, and here.
Speaker 15 (01:27:22):
It is this.
Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
The title of this poem is m h It's Junior birthday.
Go deep. The aim of this going is It's junior birthday.
Hope you enjoy it today.
Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
It's Junior's birthday and I've been told by Monica it
needs a poem, So here we go, and here it is.
Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
I'm gonna tell you what's been going on.
Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
The doctor said he would not make it past eleven,
but he proved them all wrong because clearly we can
see he ain't in heaven. Now that don't mean he
ain't been catching hell because I'd have spoke to him
in the hospital and heard his quiet yells. He missed
(01:28:24):
work a lot because he got them crisis. Well, but
at least you legal, you ain't got to worry about isis?
Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
What don't Jorge?
Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Was my point.
Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
That we are glad to see you still here in
spite of all your crying and winces, and for your birthday,
we're gonna all pitch in some money towards some new fencing.
Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
Make it work, Steve. I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Happy birthday, Junior. At least you ain't sick be Ian.
At least you legal, you ain't got to.
Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Worry about iceis yeah, and it's ice not iceis?
Speaker 10 (01:29:28):
I know?
Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
Got a ride with christis just a record poem to
say I gotta be factual.
Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Man, you did that.
Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
He missed a lot of work because he has them crisis.
But at least you legal see that what you love
was in this poem. It was some great moments in here.
Speaker 10 (01:29:45):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
Doctor said he wouldn't make it past eleven, but he
fooled them all.
Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Y'all can see he ain't in heaven.
Speaker 10 (01:29:52):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
I like him classic.
Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
You what classic? Then?
Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Are encouraged him? That don't mean you ain't been catching hell.
Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Okay, I see what you did there.
Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
Because I have spoke to him in the hospital and
heard his quiet yells. Se I wanted to I wanted
to put the emotion into this poem.
Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
You felt that, jor you felt it felt that you
did that? That quite yell.
Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
That's true, he said, Are you doing.
Speaker 11 (01:30:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
Despite all that, we are all glad you're still here
in spite of your cringing and your winson that comes
from the poem in Victis, I have not winced nor
cried aloud.
Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Well, I mean you're still here in spite of all
your cringing and winces. And for your birthday, we're gonna
put you here some money towards you, some.
Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
New and that's real. So you feel threatened out that
since Steve did such a great job because you're out
of this.
Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
But he did it, and the style is supposed to
be in He nailed it. Jay rap style, that was
its style.
Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Yes, it's a style. It's a jay. It's a stylist,
just a ragged.
Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
It's a gift, is what it is. It is a talent.
Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
And to touch him emotionally the way the point did.
Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
That's right, that's right, and then with a lot of love.
Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
The doctor said he wasn't gonna be here past eleven,
but we're sitting here looking at him.
Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Clearly he ain't even.
Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
He ain't in here, throws it out with but you
can see that don't mean he ain't been catching hair.
Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Yes it does.
Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
Farewell, y'all have a great day today, Junior's birthday, her birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Boy, y'all talk to God today. He loved you. Hear
from you.
Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
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