FULL SHOW: Labor Day Plans, Strawberry Letter: My Boss Wants To Whip Me - 8.29.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time, y'all don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
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Speaker 4 (00:09):
At all, So.

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Don't given a mola the million bush.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Show to I don't join.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Yeah, joy.

Speaker 7 (00:53):
They have.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You know, use.

Speaker 8 (01:01):
Turn you gotta turn.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
You got to turn the mouth turn you probably got
to turn mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Turn out the mon agapo loo. Come come on you
think that? Ah, I sure will.

Speaker 9 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
come on, y'all dig me now. One and only Steve
Harvey got a radio show man. Is God good to me? Unbelievable?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, he is.

Speaker 9 (02:17):
And I can only attribute it to one thing. It's
just been a turnaround in my life. It's been me
finally making decision to see what all God has for me,
but at the same time trying to be more God
want me to be instead of more of what I
want to be.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's the trade off.

Speaker 9 (02:36):
You know, you gotta do something now, you know you
know you want God's blessings, You got to be willing
to do something on his behalf. And I'm not saying
I got it right right now because I'm just being
real with you.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (02:49):
I don't have it all together by any stretch of imagination.
I'm trying to get better in several areas. I'm praying
about it, I'm working on it. But you know, it's
a process, and I've grown to accept the process. But
I'm improving in a lot of areas from day to day.
But I'll tell you what, Man, my success, all that's

(03:09):
going on with me, I can only attribute to this turnaround.
And the turnaround was simple. I turned around and started
looking at God. That was the simple move.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Man. I just turned around and started looking at him,
and I was going, Okay, I get it. Now, you
created me. You're the creator. You have a purpose for me.
I understand that.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
Now.

Speaker 9 (03:33):
Now let me just walk in that purpose and let
me get to doing that purpose. Now, my purpose and
your purpose and their purpose and anybody's perfect purpose could
be different, and the way you go about the purpose
can be different.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
And that's the part that I've really grown up to.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
I've opened up my mind to understanding that everybody's different,
nobody's quite the same, and that is not my right
or position to judge, but to be of a forgiving
spirit and understand and forgive.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Those as I ask God to forgive me. See that's
the key. That's the key, y'all.

Speaker 9 (04:11):
So when you're out here and you stuck on this unforgiveness,
understand in the large Prayer as a segment that says,
forgive us our trustpasses, as we forgive those who trustpass
against us. There's another version says forgive us our debts
as we forgive our debtors. It's two different versions, but

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either one it means the exact same thing. It means
simply this, that you are asking God to forgive yours
like you forgive others. Forgive us our trust passes as
we forgive those who trustpass against us. When I cross
the line with you, God handle me the way I

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handle people when they cross the line with me. You
feel what I'm saying to you, See, you understand that
that's the breakdown of best way I can give it
to you. Forgive us our trustpasses as we forgive those
who trustpass against us. Forgive me God for stepping over
the line, like I forgive those that step over the
line on me.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's the hard part, man, That's the part man I've
really been working on.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
I've been really trying to get that together and So
I've learned forgiveness a lot better over the past five
years than I have before, and it's paid off. I
can't tell you how it's paid off, because now God's
mercy and grace is all over me, because I've learned
to become more graceful.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Now I ain't graceful like him. I ain't merciful like him,
but I've learned to become more more graceful, more merciful,
because man, I can't live my life like that. I
just got sick of me. Man, you mad at me
now I'm mad at you. You hating on me?

Speaker 9 (05:56):
Now I'm more hate on you. I ain't got time
for that, man, I got you. Look here, you got
somewhere to go. Hate take up time. It's time consuming.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Hating. Trying to seek revenge just time consuming.

Speaker 9 (06:11):
It take up way too much of your time to
seek revenge when vengeance ain't really yours. That's another one.
Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. It ain't yours. So
now when you go to seek it to take it out,
guess what you're doing. You're doing something now, man. Now
you off in the area that you got no business
being in, and instead of steady climbing your letter like

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you're supposed to.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You didn't take out time for vengeance.

Speaker 9 (06:38):
To hate. I'm a hater. I'm a be a blogger.
I'm a blog about so and so. When you're blogging
about somebody, and most of these people you don't even
know when you're blogging about somebody, what.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
You're doing, what you hating. It takes time to hate.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
Man.

Speaker 9 (06:57):
I just decided, Man, I gotta take all my time
and instead of have doing time and being active, I
got to be proactive. See some people get that confused,
being active and being proactive. Pro is positive. Pro means
to move forward. You know, if you put pro in

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front of most words, it's a positive influence. You know,
there's the pros and the cons. The pros is the
good side, the cons is what can go wrong, the
bad side. You know, if you're active, that's one thing.
But if you proactive, you're going forward in a positive direction.
When you become a pro that means you the best

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of the best at whatever it is you chosen to be.
I'm a pro so somehow, and I'm no English teacher
or grammatical god. The word pro a lot of times
when you put it in front of something means positiveness.
So now a lot of people think that if you
just active, something aught to happen. Well, I'm doing something,

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and that's what happens.

Speaker 7 (08:04):
Man.

Speaker 9 (08:04):
We just find ourselves doing a lot of busy work
that really ain't about nothing and ain't going nowhere. It
ain't got no direction or no purpose because we haven't
tried to find out the direction of a purpose. So
you wake up and you and your wheels are spinning.
You a hamster on a treadmill. You're running real fast,
but you're just going in the same spot. You understand
that's cause you just out here being active instead of proactive.

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Why don't you get God in your life? Why don't
you turn and face your creator and find out how
to become more proactive so you can do things to
move yourself forward. How you can get your life off
the ground and get off the treadmill and really get
it rolling in the direction that it needs to be going. Man,
I'm telling you, God can make that change for you

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if he see you making the change for him. See
the whole key, man, the whole key is you got
to be willing to do something. You got to give
God something to bless bless me God. And then you
go sit on your couch and you ain't trying. Okay,
bless me God.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
With what.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
What are you working with?

Speaker 9 (09:10):
He can't have the people hire you if you ain't
put the app in. Come on, man, the blessing comes
when you make a proactive step, when you try to
do something on the positive side. Look, man, I'm gonna
quit messing around with all these people. I'm gonna start
going home. I'm gonna leave these women alone out here.
You got to say, all right, man, I ain't going

(09:30):
over there tonight. I just ain't gonna get then. God
can work with you. God help me stop seeing all
these women. But you steady going over there calling them
setting up stuff. We can't nobody help you because once
you get over there, you already know. See. You gotta
get proactive. You gotta do something yourself. You make one step,

(09:52):
he'll make two. That's the key man. So come on, y'all.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome once again to this wonderful day.
It's a new one. God gave it to us. We
show appreciate it. Thank you, man, just thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
What a woof.

Speaker 9 (10:16):
It's a good thing to be still here, man, Still
here is such a great opportunity. And I'm gonna take
advantage of the day. I'm gonna be grateful. I'm gonna
put a smile on my face. I'm gonna go through
my day with gratitude. I'm gonna go through my day
with filled with expectation and anticipation of all the good
things God has in store for me. I invite you
to do the same thing, because that's how we roll

(10:38):
on the Steve Harby Morny Show, Sheldy Strawberry College for
Real Mississippi Monica and the legend that is Nephew tell
me Jr.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Junior steal out, Junior steal out.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, dealing with some personal issues right.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
On hiatus, that's what they call it.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Call it hiatus, which crowd when you take time off vacation. Yet, no,
you should know, take.

Speaker 10 (11:01):
It off, take off on Monday's Carl and let's not
be that's let's not go crazy here. You know when
I take off, I take off on my Okay.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
So today's frial. Yeah, but it got the attitude about
always like.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
He's right, Junior, fourth Friday, what are you talking about
are you counting his days?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
So we do have some questions lots. Well, he's gonna
have to answer when he gets back.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
This is Labor Day weekend, you know that big holiday,
big holiday, last holiday of the summer. Give us a
Labor Day story from your childhood, your adulthood, something, I
know you have something.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, I don't really see. Labor Day in my neighborhood
was just off.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, three day weekend. It's the last holiday of the summer.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Do you flip your closet this weekend? You take out
your summer clothes closet.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
Yeah, yeah, it won't happen this weekend, but eventually it
has to take the turn. I'm still old school. All
ores and whites got to get put.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Away and to make way for the navies and the
black cash meal. You know, wool pack coats, you know,
do you wear.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
White after Labor Day?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Though?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't like here.

Speaker 9 (12:29):
If I'm overseas, yeah, because they don't know. But I'm
still Cleveland, so I can't wear it after Labor Day.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
But if it's a wool or something, you can't winter white.
You can wear winter white.

Speaker 9 (12:43):
You could wear winter white, but it has to be
the fabric too, has to be winter fabric.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's according to the law of dressing.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
But that's really you're saying, it's according to the fabric.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
So you can't wear white linen in the fall because
linen Thanksgiving and no LA is listening.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
They're not gonna like that.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
LA does. It is off. They don't care.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
LA is not this.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
I'm just talking to the dudes in Detroit, Chicago, Philly, Cleveland,
Saint Louis, New York. Those of us that know when
they dropped the New York Ball and you was out
there hosting, what color was that?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Was that win away?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
You had that coat on, that white coat and that
was definitely win.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
A height we don't have. Yeah, well that code had
about four coats under.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
It was cold. Hearing about the color coming up at
thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the
nephew if he runs that prank back right after this.
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nephew to run that prank back.

Speaker 10 (14:31):
What you got for is, nep I got everything you won't, Shirley,
I got everything you do. You know where I am
right now? I am here in Birmingham, Alabama.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
You know, damn right?

Speaker 10 (14:40):
Okay, I'm in the Ham baby, Yeah, they got great
reels here.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
I'm dumb here. I'm in the Ham.

Speaker 10 (14:46):
Yeah, okay, place called Dreams. They got reels. All right,
here we go, prank go today. This is Buggy snitching.
Buggy snitching.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
You already know.

Speaker 10 (14:56):
In our neighborhood, the way we was raised, snitching is
not accepted. So Boogie is snitching. We gotta have con face.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Let's go.

Speaker 10 (15:05):
Okay, hell man, I speak to Bugie. Yeah, hey, Boogey,
this KB Let me ask you something, man, How you
get out of jail before Marcus got out of jail.
How y'all go to jail at the same time, but
you get out a month before him and he's still
in there.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 10 (15:22):
Hold on this this KB this Marcus brother. Tell me
how you get out of jail? But Mark is still
in there and you've been out over a month now.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
They say you hold up, hold on, hold on, hold on, No.

Speaker 10 (15:37):
They say you snitching, boogie. That's what's going on. You
up in there, snitching?

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Hold on brother? Hold on you slowing down, so down
a little bit? Hold up?

Speaker 7 (15:48):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (15:48):
I really don't need to be having this conversation with you,
But you coming at me like this. It's called bail?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
How you how you?

Speaker 10 (15:57):
How you out on bail? But Mark is still in there?
Tell me that, Bucky.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
Man, how you gonna call me with you know what?

Speaker 7 (16:05):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (16:06):
I ain't s in the trip with you, but you
now just hold on, let me hold on, let me pull.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
It on right now.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
All I know is they the one saying you the
one that snitched on my brother and that's why he's still.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
In there and you out.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
I don't know what you're getting this from But I'm
gonna tell you what.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
I had to go to work.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
I need to get the guy out of there. But
you ain't. You ain't hearing me. I went to jail too, Bucket.

Speaker 10 (16:28):
You're gonna mess around and get your for snitching, man,
because that's what you've.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Been out there doing.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Man, what you talking about?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
You been out there snitching.

Speaker 10 (16:38):
That's why you out.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
And my brother Marcus is still in there.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (16:44):
You know what it's called. Damn, that's what it's called,
is called bell. I had to go to work. I
don't know what you tripping on.

Speaker 10 (16:52):
All I'm tripping on is that the fact that you're
out and my brother ain't out. He's still in there. No,
I'm gonna tell you something. I'm looking for you, Bucky.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
I'm looking for you, but you but you know, you
know where I'm at. You know where? You know what
since you since you run around here like a little
like he is, Let me tell you what happened.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Let me tell you where.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
All I want to do is gonna get me the bill.
I'm jump in the car and then I was getting
your mama some cigarettes. So how are you coming at
me like that?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (17:19):
I go in the car with him and then gonna
certain phase up one. I sell him, now DoD put
that out. We just going around the corner. He go here,
stop putting it out in the car. He throw to
stop the one and now we get pulled over. Hell
her y'all jumped out the car, telling it all. I
don't got with this.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Who was smoking? You a mark?

Speaker 6 (17:38):
I don't even smoke. No, I had to go to work.
I go to work. I can't deal with that. I
told him, dudes to put it out. Lord port over,
they searching the car. How the hell you gonna be
riding like that? And Lord pull you on with they
pop off in the trunk. You gotta figure speak a
box that back then when those wires on out of hell,
you figure I'm an he don't take no sis and

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know it. You got the back there. Hell yeah, guy there, man,
I'm telling me in this drinking water out of tarlet,
the ain't don't come at me that like that.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
You you weren't coming.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
You know exactly where I'm at.

Speaker 10 (18:15):
So just cause they got you up in there drinking
water out of tarlet, you're gonna come up and start
snitching on everybody, you know, what you you that had to.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Go to work? Hell, hell, I use all my money
trying to get out of there on something.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Oh this can't be. But you got to go to work.
That can't be. But you got to have some heart somewhere.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Don't coming at me like that. I was just going
to the stove.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Can I say something of you?

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Man?

Speaker 6 (18:39):
I want to No, no, what you can't say? Let
me take Let me tell you, let me give you.
Shoot you something says you gonna be the man man,
Let me shoot you a thing or two. Tell your
brother just don't drop the soap.

Speaker 10 (18:50):
No, he ain't gonna drop the soap. I'm gonna make
tell my brother.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, no, no, listen to me. No, no, no, no,
I'm gonna tell you don't and I'm gonna tell you this.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
You got to tell me what you got to tell me.

Speaker 10 (19:04):
I'm gonna tell your boss everything about you, and then
you're gonna lose your little job.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Oh no, it can't be. You can nog you know
what what you studying for me?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
What you studying? Fun?

Speaker 6 (19:14):
I can't believe you called me with no like this.
Just lose my number. Don't call me, no, come on
behind it.

Speaker 10 (19:22):
Let me say something to you right now, booget what
you got to.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Say this, nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked. Boogie.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
Didn't do me like that?

Speaker 7 (19:36):
Dog?

Speaker 6 (19:36):
You know this, this ain't nothing to play with.

Speaker 10 (19:38):
This, ain't this ain't nothing really play with it, all right,
Boogie Man, I'm sorry dog you okay?

Speaker 6 (19:43):
But no him? Dog?

Speaker 7 (19:45):
You know what I listened to you.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Man, you aren't supposed to do nothing, brother like that.
Now we supposed to be really you don't do me
like that? Man, I put I put this dude on
bless amen.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Look at it.

Speaker 10 (19:56):
Your boy, Shannon, he said here your best friends saynon
is the one that put.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Me up to this? Dog?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Maybe you know what is that?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Your boy? Is that your best friend Sandy May?

Speaker 11 (20:09):
May?

Speaker 6 (20:09):
While y'all do me like this, I'm gonna take care
of I got him May, y'all.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I just know.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Hey, let me ask you this, what is the baddest
radio show in the land.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Oh May, the Stem Harming Morning Show?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Did I get you? Did I get you?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
May?

Speaker 6 (20:27):
You know what you got me?

Speaker 7 (20:29):
That's all you know?

Speaker 6 (20:31):
You got? You got a whole bunch of people, But.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Now you want of them? Come on, y'all. It's pride
to give it to me. I need it today. I
needed today. Come on, baby, give it to me.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Need King of Pryce so needy much.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
When JUNI come back, he's gonna give you all you want.
When do he come back?

Speaker 10 (20:54):
I think they said something about Halloween around that town,
something that I don't know what they're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I don't know if it's after things giving up?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You talking? Why are you talking?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
You're gonna bring a fried turkey or something.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Honestly, I can't kill you.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Got nerds?

Speaker 10 (21:11):
I miss Mondays. He didn't miss a month of Mondays
week zero comedy. Damn it is tonight, all right, Botwell Auditorium,
August went night. That is tonight. I come hang out
with me, Bill Bellamy, It's on fire. Let's go all right, nephew,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
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Speaker 1 (22:12):
Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
thousands of people are upset with Cracker Barrels rebranding. We'll
talk about that. A man known as a serial quote
Butcksniffer is back in jail in La Yeah, Yeah, yeah,
and jail real. This is not made up, This is real.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
You got plenty to do in the.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, and earthquake quake tied the knot with a star
studded wedding recently. That is all coming up at the
top of the hour. Tommy was there. He'll tell us
all about it. Right now, it is time to ask
the CLO, our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is
from KT in Richmond. CLO. KT writes, I'm thirty seven

(22:56):
and I wanted to be married and have two children
by h forty, but I can't find a woman that
is willing to settle down with a regular working man
like me. I work two jobs and it's a turnoff
for women. How do I find a woman to build
a future with?

Speaker 7 (23:12):
What?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
No, bro? See you? Just something else going on? Something
else going on? A lot of people are signed up
for this. What's his name?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
His name is KT?

Speaker 7 (23:22):
KT?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
What's really wrong? Dog? Yeah, let's talk.

Speaker 9 (23:28):
Do you work at two jobs as a turn off
to women? I wanted to be married by such and
such have two kids by forty? I can't find a woman? Okay, dog,
what's wrong? Talk about a couple of things, KT, let's
talk about Let's just let's go what is it?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
How tall are you? KT? See right there? Oh? How
much do you wait? KT?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh mm hmm?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
And can't we get a picture of KT?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
What celebrity do you look like?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah? And what celebrity do you look like?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
He's look like? If he looks like interest, he shouldn't
have a problem. He don't, Well, what celebrity about?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Promise you he don't?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
What celebrity do you think? He looks like?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Gary Coleman.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Because Gary was short?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Either him or oh dude to play bookman on good times?
Oh crazy? I'm just trying to figure out. How you
ain't got nobody?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, he works two jobs. But that's a turnoff for women.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Since noah, that's what they told. The turnoff starts long
before that.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
You don't think he looks like Jalen Hurt Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Oh no, no no, yeah, no, no, no, no, that
ain't where here that come on? Now you why are
you over there?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well? I said interest early on.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Now let's get some rappers, throw some rappers in here.

Speaker 9 (25:27):
Let's quit getting all picking all the leading me and
he more's chestnut.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Let's let's get some other names.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Okay, rappers?

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Uh yeah, see here off and now yo, he over
there and now you're he's gonna lay some catfish out
and then.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
You no, no, okay, let's move it along. Then all right, let's.

Speaker 9 (25:56):
He's not gonna be Look, he got another problem, and
it ain't You can't I know woman to sign up?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
You can find a woman, bro. It's your presentation that's
a little bit off.

Speaker 9 (26:06):
How you dressing? What are you saying to these women?
How are you presenting yourself?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
What do you look like? Are you in shape? Have
you let yourself go?

Speaker 7 (26:16):
You know?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Everybody everybody made everybody sign enough for that.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
How's your teeth? That's I bet you, I bet you
something wrong with his teeth?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Oh godam all right?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Well he's thirty seven, so he wants to do all
this by forty, so he has time.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
You gotta get your teeth together.

Speaker 9 (26:35):
Yeah, he has time to take one of them jobs
and let one of them jobs be dedicated to your mouth.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Dennis, cause that side too is probably missing. And he
don't even turn that way.

Speaker 9 (26:48):
He don't take pictures on that side, and nothing but
the girl be on that side while he grinning.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
She can look through his head. That's a shame.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
So it's something he's not saying.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Okay, yes, it's a whole lot he ain't.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, because it seems like a lot of women would
sign up for this.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Moving on to Vita in Cincinnati. Vita says, I finally
slept with the guy I've been dating for five months. Afterwards,
he said he was calling me an uber because he
didn't feel like driving me home. I thought I was
spending the night. At the least he could have driven
me home. Is this a problem?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes, a problem?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, after five.

Speaker 9 (27:35):
Mins, I almost got it. Get out uber, Wow, he
thought you was spending the night.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
He didn't. And why do you think that is? After
five months she waited, well beyond the ninety days Steve
that you talked about in your book early on.

Speaker 9 (27:54):
Well you know, he he he, he don't want you
to spend the night. Call it uber, not driving your home.
That's disrespectful, very much.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
So, yeah, he's gonna kick her out.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, you got to go. I can't stay here.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
That's horrible. Yeah, after five months of dating though.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
That's somebody else, Finn call here. You can't be here
when this phone?

Speaker 7 (28:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
But I hate that She said, is this a problem?
Because she should know that. Yes, it's a major problem.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Right, Yeah, it's a problem. Yeah, you got had and
then you got put out? What else you need to know?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
The best thing she could do is what move on
from this and learn?

Speaker 7 (28:41):
No.

Speaker 9 (28:42):
I mean it could be a one off. You could
just say, hey, listen, this can't happen anymore. I'm not
this type of person. I thought you would treat me differently.
But if that's how you're going to treat me, that's
unacceptable for me. And so I don't intend to be
put in this position again. I like you, I enjoy
but I don't think you understand how to properly treat

(29:03):
a person. And I'm not gonna accept this and just
leave it at that. You don't have to be nasty
or break up and none like they'll accuse him or nothing.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Just said, I'm not gonna be treated like this and
then let him figure it out from what what about you?

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Uber?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Well, you know I ain't come over here in Uber?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah he's probably yeah, all right on moving on to
Justin and Slide l Justin writes, for months, I've been
talking to a lady online and she just told me
that she lives with a male roommate. I was going
to see her and stay at her house, but now
I'm uncomfortable with staying there. She said, it's fine. Should

(29:43):
I get a room instead?

Speaker 9 (29:45):
Yeah? Dog, yeah yeah, or else you's gonna be sitting
up in there in that room and you're not gonna
you know, you know, you're not.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Gonna know what's happening at all, So.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
So get a room.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Don't stay with her. Uh uh No, what's gonna happen
if you stay with No, it's not gonna work out.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, all right, all right, thank you, Celak.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Stay with her.

Speaker 9 (30:15):
Dog Welcome you got Butcher and I are standing over
you telling why you're there with my girl.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
They're just roommates. She's saying what she's saying.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
He didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Thank you, Celo. We'll have some entertainment news for you
right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Legendary
mamager Chris Jenner has confirmed what we all suspected anyway,
that she recently underwent a facelift.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
All right.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
She said it in an interview with Vogue, calling it
quote her version of aging gracefully. Sixty nine year old
Jenner shared that her procedure was a follow up to
one done fifteen years ago, and she did it to
feel and look like her best self. Jenner explained that
sharing personal parts of her life, like getting a hip replacement,

(31:08):
can be inspirational. She said, quote, just because you get older,
it doesn't mean you should give up on yourself. So
as we all get older, here's the question. Now, are
you open to having work done to look like or
feel like your best self?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
What do you think?

Speaker 9 (31:24):
Yeah, I'm I'm considering getting a lip lift because you know,
I've been dragging this this thing around these lips for
sixty eight years and they getting heavy.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Man, I'm just trying.

Speaker 9 (31:38):
Doing a lip lift, so, you know, because I can
hear my mama every now and nick boy close your
mouth for a fly fly, and I had to do
that every now and then, and I'm just tired of
doing it.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
So I was thinking about getting a lip lift.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
A lift?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
A lift?

Speaker 7 (31:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
What I was thinking about doing.

Speaker 9 (31:55):
I'm gonna get the corners sold together a little bit
so to just hold the lift up.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh yeah. Most people get injections to make their lips bigger.
And you have that and you want to lips.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, I could sell a lip fat like a big.

Speaker 9 (32:21):
You get real instead of getting botops put in wyn't
you just get real lip fat?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
It's people like us, black people black Tell me what
you've been thinking about getting done.

Speaker 9 (32:32):
Let me let me if I can get some squalls here,
have some apps?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Oh you want I think they're doing? They can do that.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
They're doing a yeah, they're doing.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Well, that's not what you thought you were going to say, though.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Put that on your forehead.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
Or I gotta put them where somebody can see them,
because you put them on your ASBs.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
We all want. We ain't gonna see them.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I thought he was gonna say leg extension surgery because
they are doing that as well. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing.
That's the thing now.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I bought him some uh pads for his shoes one Christmas.
He appreciate it. Appreciate always got a gag gift. I
ain't never just a legitimate gift.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
He was ungrateful.

Speaker 9 (33:26):
Two inches putting made two inches, but his heel kept
pop coming up out of his shoes. And here, man,
I had a dude on my TV show one time
who was short, and he had them things in the bottom,
put them h ledges in the bottom of his shoe
and make him two inches taller. But his heel didn't

(33:47):
fit all the way down in the shoe now, so
had to tie his shoe real tight, and when he walked,
you could see his sh flip coming up off the
shoes when he walked. So he had on some some
lace ups that was going on like flip flops.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I would do.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Blast surgery too, though, Yeah, yeah, go ahead, what would
you do mommy makeover whole thing?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
All it?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
What is a mommy makeo?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
I don't need my butt done. I got a big butt, naturally,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
What is it but breast waists?

Speaker 11 (34:29):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
It's like your waist area. Yeah, like the Tommy tuck
and all of that Tommy tuck light bulb whatever.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
And it's called what mommy makeo? Mommy make what? What
is a daddy makeover?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Same thing? The same same thing, grandpa make? I think
I get a reduction producing shir what did you reduce? Reduction?

Speaker 7 (34:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Get a breast reduction and you haven't?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
But what it was wrong?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Would you safety mess around?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Ain't nobody gonna want you?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Get a breast reduction?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
What did y'all messing with the assets for? Literally?

Speaker 9 (35:18):
And Chris saying this in front of everybody. Everybody don't
want to hear this.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
You know.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
I think it's rude when you just bring it up
in front of everybody. You see how they hell they
head down, they paying no attention.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
No more rezooms.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
What are you talking about? Breast reduction? That's cool talking
to me. Yeah, just get a breast production, just get it. Yeah,
all right, so we gotta we got a lip reduction.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
We got a.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Light boat all yeah, you got a mommy maker? What
did Tommy make over? What did Tommy say? Abs? Oh yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
We're gonna draw them on the topic.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
Is he.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
All right? Okay?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Moving on. Rapper Little nas X has been charged with
four felonies after making headlines for walking down venturea boulevard
in law Stee. If you said you didn't see this,
he was wearing nothing but his underwear, yeah, he said
he was walking around. He was walking around his tidy
whities and doing a monologue of some sort while someone

(36:29):
rode alongside him and filmed him. Now, according to TMZ,
when cops confronted Little nas X, he got violent and
charged at the officers. It was first suspected that he
was high on drugs, so he was first taken to
a hospital to be evaluated before he was taken to jail.
Little naz X was charged with four felonies by the

(36:49):
La County DA and the most seriously, that's what.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Happened when you rap career gone and you're just trying
to draw attention.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Well, I mean I thought he had like a promising
career at one time.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
With the promising career got their clothes on.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
It's a lot with Yeah, it is a lot, I mean, yeah,
all right, thank you, guys. I think coming up at
twenty minutes after we'll talk about Labor day plans. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well, guys, you know we have a long weekend coming
up his Labor day, So you're gonna do everybody cooking?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Well you asked your question, what you're gonna do while
erebody cooking?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I'm gonna wait until the food is ready and eat.
What do you think I'm gonna do like a cute outfit?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Please don't cook?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Please don't what time you time?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Is the food gonna be ready? Geez?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
All right, so what do you have planned? What do
you have plans?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Steve I ain't got no plan.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
You're gonna be fishing all with fishing what you're doing?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, just be fishing. Yeah, well, Denzel are coming down
to fish with you?

Speaker 9 (38:35):
Tell me no, I don't think I ain't never heard
of dsa fish. I want prime time to be of
Cay so we can go fishing. I might have to
go out to Colorado and fish with him. I have
a trip plan up coming up soon.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
But uh.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, yeah, I got went Tod Junior get back though.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Junior's coming back.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
You know that.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
He's about be here by they say Thanksgiving. He coming back.

Speaker 9 (39:03):
You know, I'll tell you what I'll tell you. I
tell you one thing though, when here's a little get
here or he's gonna be shamed.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Me and Tommy speaking of the grill.

Speaker 9 (39:19):
Roast for about three days. Three days, we're gonna bring
him back. He won't take no more time off for
a while.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
I still say Tommy is not in a position to
talk about when people come.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
I just don't think he right there that.

Speaker 10 (39:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna say it again. I'm a Monday man. Okay,
I'm a Monday May.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Time.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Tommy been gone for three weeks.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh come look, Steve, you know Tommy will not come
to work three weeks.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Stop, come on that.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Three weeks three months teeth.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Back in two thousand, he was trifling.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
This is twenty five. What has changed.

Speaker 10 (40:07):
I just I just back then, I just didn't understand
y'all getting up this early to do this. I just
I just figured it was morning drive.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, I know in the morning.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I didn't know I had to get up in the
morning and drive any to do it.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, you thought you could do work from your bed?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Then I just call y'all from the bed. What y'all
want to talk about?

Speaker 7 (40:28):
What?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I would call him on the air. He didn't know what.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
What? He had no right to go, mat Junior. No,
I'm so with you on that, Carlo.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
When you're right way with it. This is a I'm
gonna I'm gonna toast him by myself.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Then, yeah, because he has no leg to stand on.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
No, no, oh to stand on. Ju Tommy gonna stand
on these now. But you wait, you're not is on
that crisis. You're you're not half sick of seal Christ.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Excuse me, you are not the boss, Tommy.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
I'm not the boss. I'm the boss's nephew.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Coming up, we got Roscoe Wallace right after this trifleing show.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Carl, like
your buddy Roscoe is in the building.

Speaker 9 (41:31):
All right, all right, all right, ready, alway, ready, ain't
gotta get you there.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
We're going on, everybody, he ain't ain't over here over here, just.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Being over here, just over here, being over here, being
over here.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
And Friday day to steal on, so steel and over
we get over Yeah, we had represent the old school
players out there. All right, what's going on? Everybody? What
are we doing this?

Speaker 5 (42:07):
You go ahead, since you started off talking about Steve
at Investments, sing a song about how fly Steve was,
I mean cheese.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I'm your mama, I'm your daddy. I'm not in the Allen.
I have some doctor what you need walson walsa weed.

Speaker 8 (42:27):
You know me.

Speaker 9 (42:28):
I'm your friend, your main boy, thinking the thing. I'm
the push your man to push you superfly. That's all
I tell you.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Going on, man, you go on and by and bye.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
We lose.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
The only game you know it's doing die. Only game
you played is just for high Did you know That's all? Roscoe?

Speaker 7 (43:00):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
You're putting it down, all right, so we got the
three day weekend, labor days where we are living for
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh jays, give me a little bit through.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Thank god it's Friday.

Speaker 9 (43:17):
Yeah, and I just got paid. This is a human
You might see me on the east side. Yeah, on
the west side talking.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
About the dollar beer y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the weekend.

Speaker 9 (43:36):
Yeah, wee get out about Cleveland because Cleveland had the
east side of the west side, and that what.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
The old j always talking about it the Cleveland a
lot of every for the week.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, of the city's west side.

Speaker 9 (43:50):
Yeah, I just got paid. You know, a lot of
some of y'all got south and west, south and north. Yeah,
somebody's living with some we y'all got south with no
if he will do all that. You go north in Cleveland,
you're in the water.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Well if you go east and Chicago, you in the
water too.

Speaker 9 (44:13):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
That why they had south, yes, west side in l a.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
All right, So now we are ending the month of
August Roscoe. Next month, you know what it is, September?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Do you remember.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Twenty first of September? You all wrote that song with
them boys?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Say what now?

Speaker 9 (44:40):
I wrote that song with you, with you with earth
Wind and fire with rock mountains and creeks.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
It's a different group. Yeah, that was a different No,
they were Oh they were four winning five.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Oh really, how'd you come up with the song?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Cause September.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
On the twenty first of September, was it?

Speaker 9 (45:05):
Well, it was the day after the twentieth and my
car note was due on the twentieth, and then the
twenty first came and I didn't have the.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Money, and that's the day I drove off and I
didn't hear.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That car note for eight years repossessed.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
No, that's why I wrote the song to the car
company General Motors.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
So September is dedicated.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I just asked him, do you remember twenty first September.

Speaker 9 (45:36):
When I drove away in my car and you haven't
seen me seen? Oh now you want me? So you
stole it to bring in their car like you own it.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
I don't drove it and hid it.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
And you can't find it anyway, called you, sir, I
wrote to a first Up to that day, I drove
off a lot of here's your.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Coming up next to Nephew and the Today's Prank phone Call.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
my boss wants to whip me?

Speaker 4 (46:35):
What wait?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
What kind of employee employer.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Relationship they have?

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Lawsuit?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
H all right over here. We'll get into that in
just a few but right now it is time for
the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got
for his nepht Come on, Bill here, what's a car.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Before you? The prink? You know where I am? Where?
My ladies? Where am I?

Speaker 11 (47:07):
Right?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Ladies?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Alabama?

Speaker 10 (47:10):
Birmingham, Alabama. Baby's going down tonight Week zero comedy. Damn,
tonight is the night. Been talking about it for a
long time.

Speaker 11 (47:17):
It is me.

Speaker 10 (47:18):
It is Bill Bellamy. You do not want to miss
it at the back well auditory, Monica.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
That's what I said. I said, the well auditor, And
that's what we're gonna be at. Good night. Come check
out your boy.

Speaker 10 (47:27):
This is right before the big game, you know, Valdosta
versus Clark University West of Alabama versus Port Valley.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
You know, the band gonna do their thing, you know,
but but that but.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
What cranks all of that up is Bill and Timmy
tell you Bill.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Love Bill Bill. This is that guy. You know, he's
a comedian's comedian, He's that guy. He's funny.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
All right, stories great, well.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Listen, you know we borrought a lot of things in life.

Speaker 10 (47:57):
We borrow a couple of sugar, You bo a shirt,
you know, your ladies to borrow each other, the persons
every now and then. You might borrow a blouseer too.
But that's not what I'm borring. What I'm borring is
can I borrow your freezer?

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Why?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
But Labor Day weekend for the bar?

Speaker 10 (48:11):
Listen, I didn't mess around and got a dead person.
I got to put up and freeze.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I can't. Let's let's let's not even go through all
these details.

Speaker 10 (48:18):
We don't need to go to. All I need to
know is kinda bar to freeze? Okay, because if not,
this bing's gonna get the stinking around here. I need
a freezer, cat dog, if you would.

Speaker 12 (48:32):
Light equipment?

Speaker 9 (48:32):
Does this train on?

Speaker 11 (48:33):
How can I help you?

Speaker 7 (48:34):
I'm trying to reach deal? Deal? Is the manager?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Right?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (48:38):
Dale is the manager? How can I help you?

Speaker 7 (48:40):
Okay? Is Dale available?

Speaker 11 (48:42):
Is he there?

Speaker 12 (48:43):
He's actually with a customer. Is there something that I
can help you? With or a pass along a message.

Speaker 7 (48:47):
Okay, so y'all allied equipment? What what what exactly do
y'all have there? I'm going to make sure i'm calling
the right place. Oh.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Yes, of course.

Speaker 12 (48:56):
It's a restaurant supply company, so we have, you know,
everything from freezers, refrigerators, to your basic restaurant supplies.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Okay, y'all do have freezers, because that's what I'm trying
to do. What I'm trying to do is, uh, I've
run out of freezer space, and I'm trying to see
if possibly, you know, my back is up against the
wall right now. I'm trying to see if I can
possibly put something in one of you ass freezers for
a couple of days until I get free up on

(49:26):
this end. So that's why I wanted to see if
you guys would allow me to do something like that.
Is that possible, sir?

Speaker 12 (49:34):
Sorry, I'm a little confused. Don't want to buy a freezer.
You just want to put something in one of our freezers.

Speaker 7 (49:41):
I just want to put something in there for a
couple of days because I have a freezer, but mine
is completely full, and I'm trying to see if I
can put something in you ass freezer until you know,
for a couple of days, and then I'll come back
and get it.

Speaker 12 (49:53):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 7 (49:54):
We don't do that.

Speaker 12 (49:57):
If you wanted to come by and purchase a freezer,
I'm happy to help you, but we don't allow outside
vendors to put things in our freezers. That's that's yeah,
that's I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
Okay. Well, well I was told if Dale would hear
what was going on, he might he might be able.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
To help me though.

Speaker 12 (50:16):
Okay, you said your name is Kevin.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
Kevin.

Speaker 12 (50:20):
Okay, Kevin, if you just hold a moment, I will
see if Dale can take your.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Call's that's what the hell I asked in the first place?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Is death?

Speaker 12 (50:27):
Okay, then hold on a moment, please, This is Bell.

Speaker 11 (50:31):
I can help you.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
How you doing this? Is Kevin Kevin, and I've been
on the phone with with your sales persons. But let
me tell you what I'm trying to do.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
Man.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
I'm I'm trying to use your You have a lot
of walk in freezers that you all sell, right right?
We do? Yeah, okay, So what I got is my
freezer is completely full, man, and I'm I'm my back
is against the wall. You came highly recommended to give
you a call? Is it possible for me to I

(51:05):
need to keep something frozen for a few days. It's
only going to be like two days. My frieze will be, uh,
you know, half empty in a couple of days. I
just want to just need somebody to just kind of
help me out here. Is it possible for me to
bring something over there to keep keep it frozen for
a couple of days?

Speaker 11 (51:22):
You know what we got at the show room, you know,
with different displays so you could see what different kind
of refrigerators look in your restaurant. But I mean, if
you want to come and take a look at one,
I can have you in if you're interested in buying one.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
But no, no, I hate it's there for show, you know,
right right? No, No, I have a cooler. I have
a frieze already, but like I say, mine is just full.
In a couple of days it won't be And I
really got to get this stuff on frozen. Man, I'm
gonna be in trouble. Like I said, I'm I'm back
against the wall over here. Man. And I can't remember
who recommended you, but you can't highly recommended that you

(51:57):
might be able to kill me a little love on this.

Speaker 11 (51:59):
Look at as it comes back. It depends on what
do you need?

Speaker 7 (52:02):
How much?

Speaker 11 (52:03):
How much do you have that you need frozen?

Speaker 7 (52:05):
I mean I don't even know what you well, well,
I got three bodies that I need to get to keep,
you know, to keep frozen. Man. That you know we
run a mortuary over here. This is both mind. Yeah,
we gonna need three people bodies. Yeah, yeah, we got
three bodies that and like I said, my my freezers full.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
Man.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
But in a couple of days, you know, these bodies,
you know, the funerals would have happened, so we'll be
freed up, you know. But right now I got I
got three bodies coming in the day that I got
to get in the freezer. Are you crazy? Are you mind? No? No, no,
I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious, bro. So like I said,
you can't highly recommend it, you know. And I'm just

(52:46):
trying to get somebody to show me your little love. Man.
You got those freezers, you don't have nothing in them,
you know, I just need it for a couple of days.

Speaker 11 (52:52):
You got to be out of your mind. We're not
talking about ice. This isn't chicken wings. Or a port shoulder.
He's a popaul.

Speaker 7 (52:59):
You are out of your mine, man. But but listen
to me, dal Dale, Listen to what I'm gonna You
understand how serious it is. I have to keep them frozen.
That's the reason why I'm calling you. I mean your
help man.

Speaker 11 (53:11):
Yeah, I understand that.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
Look, if you want to, I'll have you come in
get buy your own freezer.

Speaker 11 (53:15):
You can put your own bodies in your own freezer.
How much fuss to show off my showroom with frozen
bodies in the freezer?

Speaker 7 (53:22):
But just just don't just don't show that one for
a couple of days, you know what I'm saying, don't
just don't show it all. We'll just come you know what.
You know here we could do. We could put the
bodies in there, just cover them up and people don't
want to know what it is.

Speaker 11 (53:34):
Yeah, and then I get a buyer that comes in
and the cover falls off it and I got a
frozen dead body in my freezer. Is that even legal?

Speaker 7 (53:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Man.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
All I'm saying is here's the deal. Man, you can't
highly recommend it. They told me that you will probably
show me so love. I'm actually, you know, getting ready
to load up and come your way.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
Dude, you keep those dead bodies away from my store.
I'm telling you right now, I can't hook you up
this one, all right.

Speaker 7 (54:01):
I just can't do it, Okay, But we shouldn't the
load up and come that weight though.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Man.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
So you know what I'm saying. I mean, what am
I supposed to do?

Speaker 11 (54:10):
I have no you know what you want to come
talk to me. You want to buy a freezer for yourself,
and you want to freeze your dead bodies on your own.
I don't care. I'll tell you a freezer. I got
no problem with telling you a freezer. But you're not
bringing the bodies here. It's just not happening.

Speaker 7 (54:24):
So if Alonzo, if Alonzo calls you and green lights,
is it okay?

Speaker 11 (54:30):
Then I highly doubt Alonzo's gonna call me and tell
me to put three debts bodies and on our showroom
for a freezer.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
I made out that, okay, okay, but but but guess
what Alonzo told me?

Speaker 11 (54:46):
What are Alonzo telling you?

Speaker 7 (54:48):
Alonzo told me to give you a call. He told
me to give you a foot phone call. This is
not from the steel off in morning. Come on, are
you selling.

Speaker 11 (55:00):
Okay, I'm having my check hurt.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
Oh oh geez that guy. Oh you you just got
branked by your GM baby. That's right here, A man,
give me one more thing. You gotta tell me. It
is right here, Dale. What is the bad is that
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. My friend.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
All right, coming up next, it is my strawberry letter
for today and the subject is my boss wants to
whip me. We'll get into it right after this. Hey,
it's Shirley's strawberry. Looking for something new. Tri Fencing the
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(55:54):
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from day one. You can find a beginner class near
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USA Fencing dot org slash try Fencing. You're listening Harvey

(56:19):
Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
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please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey atm dot
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(56:41):
to read this one right here, right now, and you
never know it could be yours, But none of them,
you never.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
No fucking up hold on type we got for it here.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
It is a Strawberry letter subject my boss wants to
whip me again. A disclaimer if you have young children
anywhere around you, you do not want them to hear
this letter, okay, Dear Stephen Shirley. It says I'm a
thirty one year old single black man and about two
months ago I was not ready to settle down yet,

(57:09):
so I was mingling and dating. After countless failures with
meeting women, I finally came across a much older woman
who was on the same page that I was on.
She only wanted sex and that's it. She invited me
to her house one evening, and from the moment I
got there, it started getting heated. We were kissing and

(57:29):
grinding on her sofa, and as it was about to
go down. She left me on the sofa and went
upstairs to her room, and she told me to give
her ten minutes. So I undressed and went upstairs, and
it was pitch black. She told me where to go,
and I followed her voice into a room where all

(57:50):
I heard was jingling keys and metal clinging, and something
that sounded like a towel was hitting a mattress. The
noises stopped suddenly, and she said, I got something for you, baby,
and the lights came on. There were four adult toys
of different shapes and sizes, and she was wearing a
dog collar with a lot of gold chains hanging from it.

(58:15):
I looked over in the corner and there was a
huge dog cage on a platform. She took up her
launcherae and that I stood there in disbelief. I asked
where the dog was, because I don't like dogs. She
pulled out a belt and told me to get in

(58:35):
the cage while she whipped me several times on my
beer behind. I turned and ran so fast that I
almost fell down the stairs in the dark. I ended
up leaving my hat and my shirt, but I left
with my dignity. I did you now what I failed
to do. What I failed to mention is that she's

(58:57):
my direct supervisor and she's very unhappy be with how
I left. She's giving me major attitude because she wants
a do over. I really need my job, So how
do I fix this without getting whipped?

Speaker 6 (59:12):
What lot.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
With your boss? You conveniently left out the fact that
this woman was your boss. You conveniently left that out
until the very last part of the letter, and that's
because you probably knew we were going to tell you.
This was a very stupid move on your part. But
I do have to tell you this. I'm glad you

(59:41):
got out. I'm glad you survived it, even though you
almost fell down the stairs in the pitch black. You
said you guys talked about this beforehand, and she was
you guys were on the same page.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I don't think you're on the same page at all.
You you got to get out of there, h You're
gonna have to transfer to a different department, or you're
gonna have to get another job somewhere else. You should
be interviewing and doing all that you can do to
make that happen right now, And no matter how bad
her attitude is she is your boss, and you said

(01:00:14):
she's giving you major attitude. Whatever you do, there are
no do overs. Do not go back to that lady's
house next time. She might tell you to get in
the cage, lock you up with those jingling keys you
heard in the dark. Her kind of freakiness is a
little different, and you can really get hurt with all
the whipping and stuff, and this is just too crazy.

(01:00:35):
Stay away from her, do your job until you leave,
and then when you get out of there, don't look back,
but please get out and get out now.

Speaker 9 (01:00:43):
Steve, this is one of those letters. Well, I'm going
to use as a teaching moment a lot of young
brothers listening to this show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Uncle Steve.

Speaker 9 (01:00:59):
It's gonna walk you through some things that you need
to know when faced with anything similar to this. Let's
go now. He starts off by telling us who he is.
He's a thirty one year old single black man, and
he said, very confusingly, about two months ago, I was

(01:01:19):
not ready to settle down yet. I don't know where
that came from, because this whole letter has nothing about
you wanting a commitment of any kind. So you're just
telling us a story. You're thirty one years old and
you single, ready to mingle. That's what you should have said.
So I was mingling in Dayton. That's all you had
to say. Though, after countless failures with meeting women's no,

(01:01:42):
they weren't. They weren't countless failures. You're not looking for
a commitment, so any time relations fail, it's what you
weren't committed to. Any Way, after countless failures, well, you
didn't want no successes. It was just dating in Mingland,

(01:02:03):
so let's just stay honest, brothers. I finally came across
a much older woman who was on the same page.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
That I was on. She only wanted sex and that's it.

Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
She invited me to her house one evening, and from
the moment I got there, it started getting heated. It
was kissing and grinding on the sofa. It was about
to go down. She left me on the sofa. Here's
the key. She left me on the sofa and went
upstairs to her room, and she told me to give

(01:02:36):
her ten minutes. But nah, yo, didn't listen.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
You're stupid.

Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
Right after that said so I undressed and went upstairs
and it was pitch black boy, you got naked too early.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
All right hold that thought right there, right there, We've
all heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Welcome, No, Tommy, I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Know Part two of your response coming up Steve at
twenty three minutes after the hour today Strawberry letter, subject,
my boss wants to whip me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
We'll be back right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, it's Shirley Strawberry
looking for something new. Try fencing, the Olympic and Paralympic
sport that mixes speed, strategy, and fun. It's like chess
meets cardio. Quick feet, quick decisions, and a satisfying beep

(01:03:35):
when you score a point. Kids, teens, and adults can
start any time, no experience necessary, and many clubs have
loner gear coaches teach fundamentals and safety from day one.
You can find a beginner class near you at USA
Fencing dot org slash try Fencing. That's USA Fencing dot
org slash try Fencing. Come on, Steve, let's recap this letter.

(01:03:59):
The subject is Please there is a disclaimer with this
letter if you have small children. My boss wants to
whip me.

Speaker 9 (01:04:07):
Thirty one year old young man is very confused about
what he wants and what he's expecting out of the
results from what he's actually doing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
He's dating and mingling around. He's serious, he don't want
to settle down.

Speaker 9 (01:04:22):
So now he's saying, after he's been meeting women, dating
and all failure after failure, because you don't want nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
And it just proves that you.

Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
Don't want nothing, because you said right after this, after
countless failures in meeting women, I finally came across much
older woman who was on the same page that I
was one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
She only wanted sex and that's it. See.

Speaker 9 (01:04:44):
Boy, You've been wanting to get in relationships to women
that only want sex and that's it. And then when
it don't work out, you consider that a failure. Everybody
don't want to sign up for this foolishness. Ah, but
you to find old lady though, ain't got no problem
with it.

Speaker 10 (01:05:05):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:05:06):
So you meet her, y'all on the same page, invite
you to a house. Soon as you got there, you
grinding on the couch. It's hot, heated. It then got
good boy, She left you on the sofa, went upstairs
to her room and told you to give her ten minutes. Yo,
jump it can't wait ten minutes? Why cause you yelled

(01:05:29):
after she said give her two minutes. Your reaction was
so I undressed and went upstairs and it was pitch black.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
What is y'all tup?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Your fault?

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
She said?

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Ten minutes? You up there too early, and your neked.

Speaker 9 (01:05:48):
You took your clothes off, two things and to wood
upstairs and left your clothes downstairs. How stupid is yo?
Don't ever have your somewhere you can't reach them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
That's the lesson rule.

Speaker 9 (01:06:05):
There's so many lessons in this letter. Then I'm dressing
with them, saying it was pitch blackness cause you too merrily,
she said ten minutes. She ain't set up yet. She
told me where to go, and I followed her voice
into a room right here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Never be naked in the dark following voices. Stupid that I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:06:36):
Following the voice into a room where all I heard
was jingling keys and metal clinging and something that sounded
like a towel hitting the mattress.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
What is you kept walking towards the jingling.

Speaker 9 (01:06:55):
And the towel hitting the mattress and your naked and KC.
Do you understand how stupid you are? The noises stopped suddenly,
and she said, I got something for.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
You, baby, And then the lights came on.

Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
That was four adult toys of different shapes and sizes,
and she was wearing a dog collar with a lot
of gold chains hanging from it. I looked over in
the corner and that was a huge dog cage on
the platform.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
See, I would have missed all listen why because I'm old?
First of all?

Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
All O.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
All she to her was for me down stairs.

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
You ready.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Been about twelve minutes. Now what you're doing? But all
this because of the unknown.

Speaker 9 (01:07:50):
I have my clothes on it just in case she
says something crazy from upstands I can get on out
the house downstairs and never.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Speaking her here. But now you're a nicked up standing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
She cut the light on. You look over in the corner.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
It's a huge dog cage on the platform on the
platforms he hend it dog can doing about the platform.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
She took off her lingerie and I stood there in disbelieve.

Speaker 9 (01:08:19):
Probably cause you nicked, know your nicked. I asked where
the dog was because I don't like dogs. See right there,
you're black thump stairs with the potential German shepherd somewhere raw.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
So now you in the cage. You looking over there
at the cage you don't like dogs.

Speaker 9 (01:08:39):
Potential German shepherd rot Wilder could be in the room,
but now you can.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
And now you and that nicked.

Speaker 9 (01:08:47):
Now the reason this ain't working out for you food
because you're nicking. She's getting whipped and asked to get
in the cage. Is different when you fully clothed, But
now you nked and your clothes it downstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
And the reason she can whoop you cross your it's
caught you, nickd it's out.

Speaker 9 (01:09:10):
I turned and ran so fast, almost fell down the
steps in the dark because you slipping on them coffee,
cause your clothes is downstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
I ended up leaving my hat and shirt cause you.

Speaker 9 (01:09:26):
Couldn't find them, because you got to keep your clothes
where you can see them and reach them. Now you
the left your cat, You left your hat and your shirt.
Oh that's DNA Jo.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Dumb ass about to get body whip. Now, come to
find out this your boss. She wont to do over
now she got attitude.

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
When I come back, I'm just gonna give you ten seconds.

Speaker 9 (01:09:53):
Of what your solution is for this stupid upstairs necker.
Anybody told you to come up there yet this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Is We'll be back, will he?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Is an employee.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
All right, Steve, right before we get to sports talk,
you had a couple of more things.

Speaker 9 (01:10:45):
Look at just clothes off this man and Beno says naked,
would found out who was his boss, and she was
whopping him why he was naked, told him to get
in this big dog cage. And now he's back at
work and the boss got an attitude because she wants
to do over. He really need his job. He know how,
he'll know how to handle this situation. So now let
me explain something to young boy. You're gonna have to
give her a due over. Keep your job, y'all. Shut up,

(01:11:10):
You shut up, Sureley, you answer your letter. He thirty one,
he can hand the list.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Go back in the door.

Speaker 9 (01:11:17):
Nah, he don't go back in there. He got to
get a do over. He got to control this situation.
The do over is at a whtel. Can't bring all
these big dog cages.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Through that lobby, all these platforms and stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
You gonna get your do over is at the hotel
and tell her you bringing your own trump of toys.
And they gonna be no four door toys of different sizes,
because you're gonna end up wearing something if you ain't here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Now coming there with some.

Speaker 9 (01:11:54):
With a velvet rope, some fuzzy hand cuffs that don't click,
a feather tickler that don't do no damage, can't push nothing. See,
you gotta gotta have your little sex toys. Had to
have control on it. And can't have nothing in here
with a battery on it. Why because that because that
has switches with levels on it. You that'll get out

(01:12:15):
of control. Anything on high, it's gonna be shocking to
your I can't let nothing have a switch on it
that can go to high. High high is dangerous, okay,
that's all I want.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
Yes, call her question what if on this do over
she doesn't like it because she's still his supervisor.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Well, you just didn't like it. I ain't who you
thought I was.

Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
When you see me run out of his house once before,
you already know I ain't up to who you thought
I was. Yes, I'm scared of dogs. You got a
dog cage that we're gonna have a do over. But
I got a hotel and I have everything in now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
You ain't coming there.

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
You had attitude, sex, that's all right, It's just this
ain't what I wanted. Well, you know this, This is
all I got.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Is this just one time? We do this due over
and then that's it. Ill If you.

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
Do it and you don't do it, well, she ain't
gonna want to have nothing else to do with you.
But at least you'll keep your job.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
It's hard to make naked decisions, though, it's hard.

Speaker 9 (01:13:33):
Nothing with a battery and a switch and get out
of hand, no medium and high.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
So when you get caught.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, this is from Tatiana. Steve in Kansas City,
Tasiana says I've been married for seven years and my
mother in law has become a third wheel since her divorce.
She's always had a key to our house, but lately

(01:14:11):
she's been overbearing. She has her pajamas and toilet trees
at our house, and she's spent a lot of nights
in our guest room. Every Sunday, she cooks dinner at
our house, and last week she invited her new male
friend over to eat. My husband is not bothered by it,
but I am. Do I let it go to keep
my husband and his mom happy? Or should I start

(01:14:34):
setting boundaries with her?

Speaker 7 (01:14:36):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Well, you know it's your house. Is she supposed to
be there visiting or has she moved in?

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Well, it's like she's kind of back and forth. You
know she has things out there.

Speaker 9 (01:14:46):
You gotta have You gotta set rules up as your
house your So I'm gonna have to understand they can't
let your mama come in there. Look, you marry your wife.
Your wife is the queen of the castle. Can't be
two queens. Your mama don't get to be queen at
your wife's house. Solid, it's not how it works. You're
out of order now, dog, you gotta let your wife

(01:15:06):
have a say so of what's happening in her house.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
So you have to set some boundaries.

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
Now if you don't want to hold woe over the house,
and you're gonna she's gonna have to quit cooking din
over there, go home and cook because we don't want
to make it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Well, we don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Pretty much. How does she say that though, you know,
without offend or hurting feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Yeah, she gonna hurt her feeling. You know, she's gonna
s she ain't gonna like you no more, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
And then her husband's gonna have a problem.

Speaker 9 (01:15:39):
Right, Well, mom, something know the husband say something, Mama,
you got Well the husband he ain't gonna say nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
He's not bothered by it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
The husband, well, he's not gonna say nothing. It's his mama. Yeah,
cause you don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
This might be a mama's boy and all this here.
You ain't spend the night here. But I don't have
any laws like that. They come and stay, they go home.

Speaker 7 (01:16:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Then I don't have that problem, not at all. So
I can't relate.

Speaker 10 (01:16:11):
I don't want my mama here and me holling and
can on like I'll be doing I don't want hand
and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
That's too much, But.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
It's okay for your kids, is well?

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
They you know, they are welcome to leave. I have
said that, all of them. I have said that to
all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
They go, Where are they gonna stay? Where are they gonna.

Speaker 10 (01:16:37):
All?

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Right, we have another one, Steve. This is from Jeremy,
Jeremy and Woodbridge. Jeremy says, my brother and I fell
out years ago. When we got back cool again last year,
he told me about the love of his life. She
happens to be a woman that was my side chick,
and it looks like she was having sex with my

(01:17:00):
brother and I at the same time. I do not
want this to ruin our relationship again, So do I
keep my mouth shut?

Speaker 9 (01:17:10):
Does act like it ain't happened though? That's all bringing
it up gonna bring a whole lot to come with it.
I just shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Yeah, he should be.

Speaker 9 (01:17:18):
Well, what's the scenario anyway, Shirley, Am I fully understanding it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Yeah, okay, he and his brother is a guy wrote it.
He and his brother fell out. Now there, they fell
out years ago. Now they're cool again. But now he
just found out that the brother is dating and he
calls her the love of his life, a woman that
was his side chick. And he thinks that the woman

(01:17:43):
was sleeping with the brothers at the same time. God, okay,
now that's the reaction we need.

Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
You know, she real fine arts. You know that she
got to know that they brothers. Yeah, and that's low down,
That's what I'm saying. No this and used to be
his side ship.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
And that's why he doesn't want to say anything because
they just got back cool again and he just, let
me tell you, he doesn't want to ruin their relationship.

Speaker 9 (01:18:12):
A man to whoop you behind his side piece. I'm
just trying to tell you, so this will go crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
And what if his wife asked, what are you guys
fighting about?

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Why is you in this?

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
This tet me and my brother?

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
All right, coming, you know, coming up in twenty minutes
after we'll have more of the Steve Hardy Ignorant Show.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, nephew, Ready to love. It's all new tonight
on own at eight seven Central. The final daters are

(01:18:53):
securing their connections on tonight's episode, Right, what else can
you tell us?

Speaker 10 (01:18:58):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna blow it for you.
But uh, there's a couple of there's a there's two
couples that that that's gonna surprise you by staying together.
It's two couples.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
I want you to keep.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Staying together.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Oh yeah, Yeah, there is a love connection. So y'all
get ready a connection.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Hey, Sahara so cute the other night. I loved her
how she had her hair down and everything. I like Sahara.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
I love you over, I love her. I just Shara Monica.
I got very show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Yeah, and your nephew coming up on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Yeah, he don't watch Family Feud. I can't watch the
show and watch my show. I know you're right and
I know it, but it's all new tonight. You don't
want to miss it.

Speaker 10 (01:19:55):
Ready to Love Philadelphia, tune in, tuney and two me
and there are some love connections.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
I will say that they're awesome love.

Speaker 9 (01:20:02):
Hey may can I watch it like? Can I binge
watch like Philadelphia?

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
You can, Hulu, You're Real Life.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
So each season is a different city. What he ain't
pad my own?

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
He ain't all right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Don is Ready to Love Tonight? Eight seventh Central on Own,
hosted by nephew Tommy. Now coming up at thirty three
minutes after the hour, we'll play a game of would
you rather? Right after this you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Hey, it's Shirley Strawberry looking for something new.

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for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
have a permanent clown smile or would you rather have
a permanent scowl or frown.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
On your faith? One or the other? Happy saying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Clown smile?

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Wou's my hue? That's red makeup all the way round.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
You You way overdrawing your lip.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
That's the joker, you said, no, give me the scowl.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
The scowl, yeah, or the frown. Okay, he's a clown.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Sitting up at the funeral.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Now that you've thought about it, all right, Would you
rather your nose runs every time you lie or you
blink uncontrollably.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
I'd rather blink uncontrollable because that way it could look
like I'm finny cry and that that will help you
lie A help a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:22:17):
We're all about helping all this lying, y'all gonna need
to Yeah, d I'd have been in a puddle.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
That's a shame. Would you rather a snicker bar or
Reese's peanut butter cup? Racis, Come on, Carlo, both baby,
I'm all snickers all day.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Pick one?

Speaker 9 (01:22:39):
Doge's peanut butter cup? Don't a little snickers?

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Would you rather never go shopping for clothes again? Or
would you rather never never travel again?

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
I got trap, I gotta trail.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Never go shopping for clothes again, or never travel again?

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Pick one? But when I get there?

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
What on?

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
A help on?

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Exactly?

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
So which one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Got to travel?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Because you love traveling?

Speaker 9 (01:23:11):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
I gotta travel. Get some clothes? Okay, you know you
know I mean people.

Speaker 9 (01:23:16):
I'm gonna have bringing stuff by that? What do you
know how many people I'm gonna have bringing stuff by?

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Break all the rules?

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Would you rather hang out on the beach with pigs
or a beach full of iguanas? Which one?

Speaker 9 (01:23:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yeah, I can the Bahamas those.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
I can do them iguanas. I ain't scared of them. What, yeah,
I could do? Oh I'm not. I deal with them
pigs though, Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Would you rather wear a hospital gown without underwear on stage?
Or would you rather wear nothing but your underwear on stage?

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
I know both of them?

Speaker 9 (01:23:58):
Both?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Do Steve? Which one underwear or what? Or that gown
at the hospital gown with nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Underneath with no underwear or just underwear?

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
You know how it goes? Yeah, give me them draws.
I got some nice Tommy Jones, give me the jaw.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
That's today's round. Would you rather coming up next to
our last break of the day and we'll close out
the show with the one and only Steve Harvey. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:24:33):
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Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. You excited. This is a good day.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
We have fun.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Yes, Friday day, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
All three day weekend, Labor day. Let's go bobuing you
doing all that?

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
I don't really know yet.

Speaker 9 (01:25:26):
Now I think my girl got to go somewhere, so
you're not sure. I wouldn't see what my schedule look like.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Okay, all right, well I got a question.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
All right, soon as I get back from Birmingham, I
am on the grill. What are you cooking?

Speaker 7 (01:25:46):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:25:46):
I got that wagon steak girl, I got that. I
got some chicken in there, I got some some linked you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Got some money.

Speaker 11 (01:25:58):
First?

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
It was scabby? All right, all right, come on carl
it you got a question for Steve. Yeah, I saw
this on a line. What do you usually say to yourself?
When you fail at something, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
What I've always said is get up. It's okay.

Speaker 9 (01:26:19):
If I fail at something, that always means something to
me that I gave it one heck of a shot,
because I don't fail with half attempts. I'm all in,
so I know I've given it and my best shot,
and if I fail at it, it wasn't meant to be.
And so now I take away from that the two

(01:26:41):
things that I always come away with all moments of adversity.
There's a lesson and a blessing, and I immediately go
to both of those things, so I never wallow in failure.
Failure is a part of the process. I've learned to
accept that over the years. It's okay. I'm gonna tell
you something that was really dope, man. That happened, and

(01:27:02):
I wish I had mentioned it at invest Fest. I
had thought about it. I said, Manam, if somebody asked
me this, I'm gonna share something with it. I know
this is gonna be failure because the road I'm traveling
is always hard. And one of my friends this year,
we were at the ranch talking and one of my

(01:27:23):
friends said to me, they said, love, why you always
take the hard road. I said, what you mean, man?
He said, every time? Why you always take the hard road?

Speaker 10 (01:27:34):
Man?

Speaker 9 (01:27:35):
I said, but brother, let me ask you something. What
makes you think I see two roads. See, I only
know the way. I already know that the way is
going to be hard. Already know that ain't no need
to take an easy path. You ain't gonna get nothing,
You're not gonna accomplish nothing. The easy road, that's not

(01:27:57):
the one you need to be on. That everybody that
it's crowded over there. Ricky Minor one of the greatest
band leaders I've ever worked with in this business. Him
and Race You to the Great Ones. He wrote a
book one time, and I loved the title of the book.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
He said.

Speaker 9 (01:28:14):
The name of his book was Ain't no Traffic on
the Extra Mile. That was the dopest title of a
book I've ever read. Ain't no traffic on the extra mile.
If you go extra it's clear out there, it's clear.
So the road I'm always traveling is always the hard one,

(01:28:39):
because I already know what I want. The things I
want in life, they're going to be difficult to acquire.
I've gotten all the stuff that's easy to get, already
got all that what you know, So why would you
keep taking the easy road? If you have everything that's
on the easy road? What you over there for? You

(01:29:02):
got to take the hard road. But like I tell people,
like I told my pardoner, and I wish I had
said it, that invests first, what makes you think I
see two roads because I only see the way, and
I already know that the way is hard. It is
froth with pitfalls and land minds and hardships and tribulations,

(01:29:24):
and I expect that. So when I fail, I know
it's a part of the process, and I immediately know, well,
I got that out the way, so now I know
what else not to do, And knowing what not to
do is just as valuable as knowing what to do.

(01:29:45):
So now I'm one step closer to the goal. And
that's how you got to look at failure, man, because
it's not failure, it's gained experience. It's not failure, it's
a gained experience, and that experience can be valuable because
I'm telling you, if you live long enough, you will
know this to be true. It is just as good

(01:30:07):
to know what not to do sometimes as it is
to know what to do. My father used to tell
me all the time, son, when a fool is talking,
don't walk away, stay there, pay close attention. And I
used to be confusing to me. So I asked my
father once. I said, Daan, why would I stand there
talking to a fool? He said, because he's gonna teach

(01:30:29):
you a lot of stuff you need to know. I said,
what can I learn from a fool? He said, for starters,
what not to do and what not to say. He said,
that's that's valuable information. So failure for me is a
part of the process. Failure for me is a gained experience.
Failure for me is a lesson learned. Failure for me

(01:30:51):
is one step closer. So it's not really failure, y'all.
Just get up, keep going. That's what I've always done.
I thank God for that part He's instilled in me.
I've learned not to wallow there, lay in it because
guess what, this too shall pass? Wow, don't it always?

(01:31:12):
God is good, y'all?

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
He really is.

Speaker 9 (01:31:15):
And God is available to you. He's available to anybody
who seeks him. If you call on him, he will answer.
If you seek him, he will appear. Stop thinking God
then walked away from you because he ain't. God is
always available. Hey, listen, y'all talk to God. He would

(01:31:39):
absolutely love to hear from you. And it don't matter
if it's been a while. Y'all have a good one. Man,
y'all stay in.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
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