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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're listening to the voice I said, come on now,
dig me to one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Okay, Now, I'm gonna be really honest with
you this morning. I really don't know what to say.
I really don't. I was sitting here and I was thinking,

(00:35):
what do I say today. I do know that I
want to be encouraging, uplifting and inspirational in some way
to affect somebody today. Oftentimes, these conversations that I have
in the morning, they're designed with me because I needed

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myself y'all, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I mean, you know who makes the comedian laugh? I
used to say all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
And even though what we talk about in the morning
is not a laughing matter, it kind of like is
who I am today. You know, I need motivation in
my life sometimes myself. I think when I get in
moments like this, I often resort back to the same

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thing over and over and over. And when I find
myself in certain predicaments, I can always fall back on
the same thing over and over. So while I'm sitting
here trying to figure out what to say to you,
the one thing that I did do this morning that

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I find to be very consistent in me is that
I find myself grateful. I'm ever grateful for the thing
that God has done for me. I may not always
know what to say, but I know how to say
thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I do.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I know how to remember and reflect back on where
I come from.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know how to.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Realize where all my blessings come from. I'm very very
conscious of my journey that I've been on, the one
that was from then until now. That journey right there
is it's been. It's been, it's been. It's been difficult, man,

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it really really has. I ain't gonna lie to you.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Me.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Becoming successful was very difficult. But as as hard as
this is to say, I.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Really really mean this, I wouldn't change nothing about the
trip I've been on. Number one, because I can't change
anything about it. So I never lived my life in regret.
But the main thing is was I discovered along the

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way now not doing the process when you're going through
rough moments that you can't hardly see the good in
it at the time. It's just rough for you and
it seems unexplainable, and oftentimes I thought it was unfair.
But as I am now, I needed every single thing
that happened to me, that happened to me to happen

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to me.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I hope that makes sense to you.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I needed everything to happen in the exact order and
the exact way that it happened in order for me
to be the person that I've become.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And that right there, man is just very comforting to me.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Mishel Jakes told me one time, he said, the closer
you get to God, the more friendly you all become,
the more He will reveal to you are the how
it comes and what falls of a lot of things
that's happened to you. Because a lot of times what
troubles us is we just can't understand why we lost

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that love one back then. We just can't understand why
we didn't get what we wanted back then. We just
don't understand how come our plan didn't work out and
we had to fail so miserably back then. We don't
understand the answers to these things. Well, the closer I've
gotten to God, the more those explanations have become crystal

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clear to me. And see, the one thing that I
came to the realization everybody is that the things that
was happening to me, they weren't really all bad. They
really wasn't that they didn't taste good. When it was happening,
I didn't enjoy what I was going through, But as
I look back on them and reflect now, it wasn't

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all bad. Some of those things were so necessary for
me to get the information because, see, I don't know
about you, but I'm kind of hard headed and stubborn.
I said, I don't know about you, but I'm kind
of hard headed and stubborn. I kind of like to
think that I know something about some things every now
and then, and the things I am convinced about. I

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don't really really care for people trying to talk me
off mine. So I can be stubborn and hard headed.
Sometimes God knows that about me. So I think to
get some of the messages crystal clear through to me
that I needed to learn, that was this process I
had to go through. That process was my journey, It
was my trip. It was my woe, my pain. See,

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everybody got them different, it don't matter what it is.
Everybody got a woe, everybody got a pain, everybody got
a trial, everybody got some tribulations.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Everybody got some challenge.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't care who you are due quit looking at
me thinking that I got it going on, so tough man.
But if Steve, yeah, it's easy for you to say that,
but you ain't here. You don't know whey, Ben, if
you would stop hanging yourself up on your past, worrying
about your woes and your troubles and the situation you in,
and start praying and start asking God to get you

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through it.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
See a lot of times you messed it. You messed
the message up yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Because when you're going through some stuff, you ask God
to remove it and take it away.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
That ain't the lesson. You got to learn your lesson
sometimes it's.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Got to be how to be strong, how to see
it through, how to bear under it, how to carry
that weight long distances for long periods of time. That's
how you get strong. The lesson is to make you stronger.
But to make you stronger, you got to carry it Awight.
You can't get stronger you don't go to gym or

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you're gonna do something at your house to lift your
own body weight.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
See a lot of people can't even do push ups.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
They can't get down and in the course of a day,
give you a hundred push ups because they ain't. They
ain't never tried it. They boy, they get to twenty
and they shake it so bad they stop. That's too
much for me. Well, let me tell you something. So
I learned to quit praying to take stuff away. My
prayer became to give me the strength to handle it.
People oftentimes ask me, how do you do all that

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you do in the course of the day.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I don't really know. I just know I can.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Because I know God don't put more on you than
you can bath. So when you ask me how you
do all of what you do in the course of
the day, I got God. God is good. He'll get
you through whatever it is you're going through. So when
you trip it and you don't know what to say,
reflect and be grateful for all you reflect, think about

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God's goodness and watch what He do for you.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's the cold part.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
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Speaker 5 (09:01):
Man?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Let me talk to you unk.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Is the end of the year?

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Man.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
You know people are looking at, you know, some of
the stuff that didn't get to accomplished this year. Do
you look at that as if like a goal you
don't accomplish at the end of the year. Are you
upset with yourself? Do you get you're getting frustrated?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
No, ain't no need of doing that. You can't relive it.
Ain't no need of beating yourself up or what you
didn't do when God keep waking you up, giving you
a chance to do what you can do. So don't
worry about what you didn't accomplish this year. Thank God
for the fact that he woke you up. As we
approach the new year, you might even make it to

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the new year. You get started, you get started over.
But here's the deal. Stop waiting on the new year
to make new changes. Why put off tomorrow when you
caught what you could do. Why put off tomorrow what
you can do today. See, people wait on the new
years to get resolutions and all this, And I kind

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of understand it, you know, especially way lost because you're
gonna eat like you wanna eat on the holidays. I'm
not gonna do that this year. I'm not gonna pack
on the extra tea in. That's ten more to take off,
and all I get the hard it is to take off.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
So I got something special coming at the top of
the year. Oh oh, I got something special for everybody
top of the year.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
But I got a lot of things working on.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Man.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I just keep it. I just keep the faith.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I stay grateful for the year I had as what
Just think about what has happened this year. You survived it,
You got through it. You got through some tough moments
this year. It's some moments you didn't really see yourself
making it through. But look at God, you got through
it again. Anyway, You're still standing. You didn't crumble and
break and fall apart. You might have had some fall

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apart moments. You might have had some I'm broken moments. Yeah,
we all had that. But boil boy, boy, he brought
you through, didn't He like a shiny new penny boy.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
So that's the way I look at it, man.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I don't really go back over what I didn't accomplish,
because you know, you still got time. Long as he
wakes you up, that's another opportunity. So you know, I
always take the optimistic approach. I try to stay positive
most of the time. Now, let me tell you something.
This year, I have some tough moments, man, I have
some difficult times. I had some decisions to make. I
had some stuff I wasn't really I wasn't sure sometimes

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this year, you know, sometimes, man, I made some I
had some decision to make. I didn't really know what
to do. I got some stuff that's on me right now. Yes,
some tough stuff, man, But I'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
What what's tough? What what's bobbing?

Speaker 7 (11:40):
We got to go on that note. Coming up at
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Speaker 1 (12:36):
I got, sarahgate Mother, Sarah good mother. Let's do that.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
I hopefully he's not selfish. You know some people just selfish.
Sarah good mother.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Let's go keet no, hell yeah, Roger can I hey
this Calvin Man, how you do I go to the
same church. I'll go to Okay. I got chanamba from
one of the guys at the church. Man. They told
me that if I wanted to talk to you, I
could reach out to you or whatever. How you doing today?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I'm good, man, I'm good.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
How can help your wife? Man? Does she I'm not
trying to be disrespectful anything, but she seems to be
real fit. Does she? Does she work? Out all the time.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
She goes to Jenuary once in a while.

Speaker 8 (13:13):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah who is bro?

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Like I said, I named Calvin Man. We go to
the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
for a long time man, to actually have some kids.
And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just
ain't having the dog. I mean We've been trying and trying.
But what I'm trying to do now is just find
another type of way to make this happen. Now, you

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say your wife is in good condition, right.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
My wife, he is in good condition. Brother, What does
she got to do with? You want your wife trying
a baby?

Speaker 5 (13:43):
You know? Now, y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all
got like from what the brother the church told me,
y'all got three kids, right.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, we got there. I got two boys and the girl.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Okay, here's what I'm trying to do, man, I was
hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would
be a good surrogate mother or what you know. What
I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,
we want to have kids, man, we want to have
a brother.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Hold on, brother, you just said you try you're looking
for a surrogate mother. And the brother in church told
you to call me.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Well, no, no, no, ain't nobody tell me to actually
call you. I asked them about you and your wife.
You know, I asked them for your phone numbers so
I can actually call you myself.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Man, wait a minute, So you ben I am my wife?

Speaker 5 (14:28):
No no, no, no no, no, I ain't been. So
you're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying
is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
I really do. Man, me and my wife, we.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Listen, you call me about my wife and you want
her to be a sarrogate mother for you. I don't
even know while we're on the phone.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Brother, here's the real deal, man, me and my wife,
we can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried,
and you know, biologically, we just been going through it
and going through it man, And I was just you know,
I've seen your wife. She's healthy. I see all at
church all the time, and I was just like, reach
it out, man, Maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the surrogate

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mother for for me and my wife so we can
have a child.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I thinking a lot sharrogan mother, I mean dog, hold on, brother,
You calling me to see if my wife can be
a sarrogod money to your child.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
And I know it's crazy, it's crazy whatever, and I
think you just lost your mind.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Brother, out of all the members in the church, you
calling me to get my wife to have your baby.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
I don't know what, but I was ignorant. Brother, I'm
tying you sound ignorant.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Man.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
That's so many places to go doctor baby. I can
take you down to a county court house and show
you kids need a doctor right now. But you can
go to Africa like all the rest of them people
and go find your baby. You're gonna call me and
my wife. It's twenty thousand members in the church, you
know how stupid?

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Brother, Brother, Brother, man, listen, man, I'm not trying to
come across like that. Man.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Why are you trying to come across? But you didn't
done it to hear me out? Man, I don't want
you to go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay, we're
looking for a Sarah good mother. We look, we seen
your your wife, and we thought she'd be a great Sarah,
good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for me
to pick you out of all the people that go
to the church. I understand that, man, I do. But listen,
we would love for your wife to be the surrogate mother,

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and we willing to pay for this. But listen to
them if you don't mind. We don't want to do
this with no test tubes and all that where they
they mixed my seed with her with with with her egg.
We want to do this naturally. Wait, woa, whoa, whoa
who you know people?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
You just said, man, you gotta understand a real man
want to do want to do it realistically. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
I under said, brother, Brother, you are you telling me
if you want to have sex with my wife?

Speaker 5 (17:01):
But I mean, I mean, you know you don't you
want to have me.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
To lose all my Christianity right now?

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Brother, you want to have a baby the real way though,
you know what.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I'm saying, I don't give it, man, in the same
way you tell me you want to lay down in
the bed with my wife, but.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Don you already got three kids. Think about the people
that can't run in I'm.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
A doctor, baby, man, take care Darren ain't gonna adopt
the baby because you didn't gonna hear the psychontrict bron
on around have your baby? Do you know what you
sound like?

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Done?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Crazy?

Speaker 5 (17:28):
I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
How did you get my number?

Speaker 9 (17:33):
Man?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
To mean you get my number?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I got your number for one of the brothers at
the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with
you like a man. I wanted to come at you
first and talk to you like a man and see
you know if you was cool with the proposition. But loop,
come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just
talk to her. What I'm just gonna go. I'm just
gonna talk to your wife and see if you lost
your mind.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I told you to answer no. Now you tell me
gonna go around me? And which' ain't gonna do is
talk to my.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Wife you're calling my? Wife you right, now let me
know your wife you call.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Out i'm gonna tell you what's really gonna. Happen you
call my wife wife Next.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Sunday i'm not gonna go through this one. Here i'm
talking to her Next. Sunday Next, Henry i'm gonnahoop you
you ain't gonna do nothing to.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Me i'm gonna what, yo me and my wife.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Who desire for child. Too you you ain't gonna stand
in the middle of.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
IT i don't ask the middle of.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
This you lost your.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Man you talk to my wife's next week you want.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
TOO i got one more THING i want to say to. You,
man as you listening to, me say.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
What the keep gotta? Safe you can get off my.

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Speaker 3 (18:56):
Man i'm over. Here, man my head is got me calling.
Brother i'm ready to fight.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
BROTHER i got one more thing to ask, you big. Dogs.
Man what is the Baddest i'm talking about the baddest
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Speaker 3 (19:16):
Land man To Steve Harvey Morning. Show, man y'all got
me this morning? Man got?

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Me, man.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
You can't even help you have a baby in there?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
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Speaker 7 (20:31):
Go gail In cleveland, Writes i'm a fifty five year
old single woman AND i have a guy that really likes,
me But i'm not ready to be. Intimate he gave
me lingerie for my birthday and he keeps begging me
to let him see me in.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
It he swears that he won't try. Anything SHOULD i let.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Him come over and model it for? Him or is
that for sending him the wrong?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Message and real will he lied when he said he
ain't gonna try.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Nothing he ain't gonna try.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Nothing your first birthday gift is. Lingerie you fifty, Five
stop acting like you ain't been at this movie. Before
gail From, cleveland fifty, five you know good in hell, well.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
And he gonna try.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Something and then if you modeled the, lingerie he gonna
think that you want him to try something because you
can come out in what he. Bought you must want
him to be. Happy so if you put the lingerie,
on you.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Know he won't to.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Try, carol look this what you gaill know? This they
you trying to just play the game you want to
give it to. It you ain't offended by the. Lingerie
you ain't offended that he wants. You you've just decided
to try the ninety day rule property all that day eighteen.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
You, tied he.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Tied going on.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
This EVEN.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
I have, STOPPED.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I have stopped trying to tell.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
With it how to do, this because y'all not gonna.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Listen and you're fifty. Five you've seen this movie.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Before you know how this going modeled for. Him if
you do model for, him he's gonna. Try so you
already know. That let's go to the next.

Speaker 7 (22:31):
Week, yeah all, Right, cammy And Fort myers, says my
husband AND i have been married for six years and
he has a strange habit of calling me by his
ex wife's name or his ex sister in law's. Name
it's Either pam Or. Tammy and when he does, it
he thinks it's no big. Deal he's sixty nine years
old and getting. Forgetful but this is. Unacceptable how DO

(22:52):
i get him to stop?

Speaker 4 (22:53):
This her name Is, Cammy, Cammy, Pam. Tammy that's what
he calls the way that ain't.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Now it.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Rhymes he's in trouble because he was probably married longer
than you all have been To castle and them names is,
similar SO i wouldn't hold nothing to. It he's just
old school cat and he getting it all mixed. Up
he's talking too fast because he said these names. Manytime

(23:25):
calling you the wrong name is is just so it's
Not it's not an all bad. Thing he don't mean.
It he ain't still seeing, her he don't want. Her
he's just in. Grain he been calling them that for so,
long his sister in it and his wife your name
and your, name it just sounds so, similar.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Especially madam.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Something like, yeah he gotta. Go, hey hey, girl hey
you got he got to save.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
His good boy. Nephew, yes all.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
Right moving on To Mary anne In, Baltimore maryanne, SAYS
i got drunk a few weeks ago AND i called
my husband to pick me. UP i urinated on myself
in the, car and he decided to tell the story
at dinner On thursday in front of my boss and my.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Mom i'm so. Embarrassed how CAN i pay him? Back
that's pay him.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Back i'm not gonna clean, Hisself so it's gonna be
hard to pay him back unless you catch him and
on hisself and you import it in front of his
mama and his. PATH i don't know what you playing
he's doing unless you won't take a pair of the draws.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Down there to his job and showing what you gotta.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Wash H i don't really, know AND i don't see
why he's trying to pay somebody. Back, yep you need
to quit. Drinking you need to let this story die.
Down as long as it ain't posted, nowhere this story
can have a chance to die.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Down and next, thing he don't like you why he
tells the story of the.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Table you don't, like, yeah he.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Don't he don't like. You he trying to do something
to you because you don't know he don't like. You
he love, you he in love with, you and he don't.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Like you something To.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
How did story sided uk at the table? Working, yeah,
ODAY i picked Up. Gwen, yeah because you.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Know she old us What marianne, together you can go out, here.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
BRO i Picked gwen off when say she had been you,
know she'd been drinking a little, bit So i'll give
my wife And i'm a. Protected she's sitting there looking
here with her eyes she done bucked eyes, like wait a,
MINUTE i know you're telling.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Me, queen, queen that's.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Funny, ANYWAY i figure she in the, car she's so.
Drunk SO i kept noticing her squirming in the. Seat you,
know she's squirming like.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
THIS i want you to be chewing some, food you, know.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
But bad have me that right? There, anyway she was
sit up. There uh AND i look over. There now
ALL i heard was. SQUEEZE i heard, squeezed. Squeeze she's

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squirming in she got. Drunk he's not gonna drink your
beat all of. That but look he then only one.
Laugh oh.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Can't laugh because the boss is, going what mama, going
no food didn't, yeah because hear what she ain't type
in the Store's thanksgiving he drunk.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Change loss drunk?

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Drunk did you say panther that magazinoie.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Squish squeeze, backing oh, baby oh.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Man and all she wants to know is how does
she pay him?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Back how about cleaning his car?

Speaker 7 (27:47):
Up first, Question Mary, baltimore that's, cold he told her.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Business, yeah that's.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Terrible Oh, Man all, right thank, you.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Cello this Is Steve.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Harbin martin Show.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Man men that wear throngs don't pay money. Back thro
wear men do not pay money. BACK i don't, know
it's just a rule. SHOW i don't know where the
rule came from. ANYBODY i know. Where throne don't pay money.
Back and men who wear thrones that think they, sexy

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it's usually not thoone And stuma don't even go in
the same have a throng on and all they see
is the LOVE v in the front.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Coming up right after.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
You're Listening Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Show all, right it is time for something. Funny and
seventy percent of workers say the thing they love most
about the holiday time in the office is time off
followed by getting a? Bonus love that was a survey workers, say,

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say right.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
There let's just address this one of the. Time, okay
BECAUSE i see that there have some smile and going
on amongst.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
You.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah see two things you can't. Do what is get time?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Off get your same, check get some time, off and
get a bonus.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Too now that you need to make up your mind.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
You want the.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Bonus we need a bonus type. Effort, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Check so when we give you, that then the bonus
is coming.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
When you give me what.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
When do we know were working at bonus?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Speed, well first of, all let's just get this straight and. Understood,
okay crazy everybody in here get. Paid, yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Hostility though to make you, yeah we don't need.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
That they never talk to. You what more do you want,
Outside joe?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Chick, okay CAN i ask a? Question?

Speaker 11 (30:07):
Show the question is This we are all working right right,
now right, now we're all. Working, yes something we put
in a good. Job what level do we have to
crank this up to to get?

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Bonus that's when you have to crank it up to.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
See what you are already THE ceo that position is.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Taken you get one. Ceo, yeah can We.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well do you understand What i'm? Saying you're gonna get
your bonus?

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Able let me read. On i'll go.

Speaker 7 (30:42):
In the survey workers say they look forward to the
office holiday. Party, yes uh, huh although although they would
give that up to get a bonus or more.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Vacation back to that, bonus yep.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Up, man we stopped Our christmas. Party why because of
an incident at the. Party god loved THE ceo of
the company to stand up and give us a. Speech
he stood have been made the statement that when he,
prayed he prayed to hisself that stopped All christmas. Parties

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the room got. Quiet and, this, folks is not a.
Joke this actually.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Happened it.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Did he prayed a hoop to myself The.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Lord that's why you shut that. Down i'm scared because
you didn't replace it with. Anything though we didn't get
our bonus or or more vacation.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Time he actually cost you all your extra. Activities now
did did he give us a bonus? Before did you
give us? ONE i can't?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Remember, okay now see, okay getting.

Speaker 11 (32:03):
Real, now some job some jobs give you like, turkeys
and we give.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Out we give all our turkeys away At thanksgiving to
the less, fortunate right? Right which is a great which
is that makes us less fortune.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Than THE.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Ceo, well the reason you don't qualify for a bonus
is because all of you have multiple supplemental income because of.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Me you're not supposed to look at. That what you?
Think he don't know. THAT i ain't sposed to GO
i see one of. Y'all were supposed to look at.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
It your, concerns, Sir.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yes it, Is, yes it. Is EVERYWHERE i. GO i
see one of.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Y'all every DOG i ain't got a, gig name the
GIG i. GOT i don't see one of. Y'ALL i
can't say nothing.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
Suit lining by the ONE i ain't gotta go. Down,
now that's another.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Thing you won't help with your won't help with the,
writing none of these, books but Won't that's how you
get a. Bonus get involved with EVERYTHING i don't see
your help and drive me. Around none of y'all go
get me nothing to, eat.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
With the exception Of. Monica monica and the only one
try to help me out at the. Station, well you
don't want you don't want men get your. Food so
now you.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Don't want NO i would be happy to cook for. You,
okay we don't.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Want to kill to SEE.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Yoa so this is what we want to ask everyone
does our office does the?

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Office does THE? Ceo and?

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Everyone do you think they do a good job of
bringing holidays here to our?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Workplace? No not this. Office, sorry that is WHY i jump.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
OFF i will say, yeah maybe way THE.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Ceo, go Which i'm not about to.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Do one of my.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Jobs your little this. Survey, Yeah i'll tell you that. Much,
yeah it's great cheering. Here, okay well what kind of?

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Holiday what kind of holiday related activities do we?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Have we don't have the party? Anymore what ELSE i?
Have even though we have a A christmas tree?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Up we have H t which has been very. Healthy
what is?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
That that's holiday? Talk just the, conversation.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Have holiday?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Talk cheer everybody. Else we'll be smiling.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Up.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah look that's your. BONUS a tree with or, him
it's All.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Tommy at this, point you should be saying you're. WELCOME i, think,
yeah he should be saying you're welcome for the holiday.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Talk So, tommy take some pictures for me this, year
BECAUSE i never get to see these.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Pictures take some pictures Of fummy Is year of the.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Under The tree shots to my phone from under the.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Tree you're Listening Steve Harvey Morning. Show hey Is Shirley?

Speaker 7 (35:38):
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it means to be Kind Sesame Street Sesame, workshop the
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Speaker 4 (36:06):
You All, right, guys it is time for another round
of would you?

Speaker 7 (36:10):
Rather would you rather Wrap christmas presents for a total
of eight, hours for just eight hours? Straight or would
you rather help children take pictures With sanna at the?

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Mall?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Hmmm take pictures With? Santa, yeah b we're gonna get
some jokes out of that up here With.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah after about two, hours you might will not even
try to open my.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Gifts my package would Take.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
I'm gonna lose interest in this so fast you're gonna
be able to see what's in your box without opening,
it and.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
None i'm just gonna Have christmas pap on the, top.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
All? Right would you rather receive one Big christmas present
or receive ten small? Presents one big one or ten
small ones one big?

Speaker 5 (36:56):
One?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yet? Bad got no socks in.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
The tie? Underwear, yeah got.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
A car in?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Here trying to ask. SURPRISE i don't surprise that my
kids give me ragged.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Gifts no. MORE i don't even a. SURPRISE i just
be looking at it like all, idea thank you at?

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Least all?

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Right would you rather Grow Sanna's sanna's beard his beard
or would you rather Have sanna's? Belly which one beard or? Belly,
yeah that's a lot of, beard a lot of hair
on your. Face they got both of them right?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Now WHAT i keep on?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Throwing, no, HELL i don't getting both of them in a.
Minute give, me give me a. YEAR i have both of.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Them you be down at, tomorrow all?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Right all?

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Right switching, gears switching? Gears.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Okay would you rather have a threesome with your partner
or would you rather just cheat rather?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Cheat you?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Can't you.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
CAN i Know i'm not gonna be explaining nothing to
her WHAT i was.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Doing WHAT.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I ain't never.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
CHEATING i was asking a.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
NEWLY i ain't open my. Doors you coming?

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Like?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
What happing your? Dollar she back?

Speaker 8 (38:39):
There all these animal sounds you're making for His what
is all this?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Here what are you? Doing all?

Speaker 7 (38:52):
Right would you rather die in twenty years with no,
regrets no, regrets or would you rather die in fifty
years with many? Regrets give me that FIFTY.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I don't give it no. Regrets i'll bear.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
ANYWAY i haven't got past all my.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
REGRETS i took a whole bunch of more.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Regrets that's today's. Rounded would you rather hey us?

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Up?

Speaker 4 (39:23):
God this is fantasia right?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Now you're listening to my man The Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
Show you're Listening Steve Harvey Morning. Show all, right last
day to break. Up some say if you do not
break up with your significant other, today you are stuck
with that significant other until Around.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Martina that's.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Effect you can get out right.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Now you need to get. Today, well you should have been,
Out you should have been.

Speaker 8 (39:57):
Out you should s to be, Honest halloween is a
great time to. Leave, yeah it's. Scary yeah you've Been
halloween come back like Late, february trying to work it
out if you.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Say.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
That.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Shirley first of, all this is the best way to
break up On. Halloween we're breaking up.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
FOOD i told you was scary top that dope.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Be.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Through but now It's. Halloween so what what's the what
are you all breaking up?

Speaker 9 (40:31):
For?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
THOUGH i need to know what gives you got to?
Buck gives you gotta you.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Know, relatively you don't want.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
THAT i don't want, that.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
But you still you want? Something you know?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
What?

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Man Is?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Holiday everybody want to be. Hell they want somebody.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
To yeah and cuddle and.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Stuff, yeah it's really hard to be at somebody's house
that you want to break up with and they family.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
That, yeah it's so good.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
And they like, you like. You you want some.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
POW i don't want.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
To say bye. Bye that's WHAT i want to say.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
THAT i want to say.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Bye and big, up big ups to all the married
dudes that still go by their girl house and visit
with the, yes big up to.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Them, wait, wait, CRAZY.

Speaker 11 (41:25):
I mean they need, Tips, tommy that what they need is.
TIPS i got a tip for. HIM i got one.
TIP i got. Tip here's a. Tip you're gonna go
over there and she's gonna have a plate for you
on The turkey leg all. Everything as soon as you
get in the car and you drive pass, out you

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throw that plate out the.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Window, okay right on the.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
Highway that on the, freeway got to be on the,
freeway got to.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
BE i have a. QUESTION i have a.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Question come, on if you going over to the number
two's HOUSE O, thanksgiving what time do you go over?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
There, oh when you run to the. Stove that's part
of your run to the.

Speaker 11 (42:15):
Stove, yeah and you've got to come over there like
you in a hurry to.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Leave see what's going on?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
There but how y'all? Doing what's heading? With ain't, nothing
ain't nothing, Down you ain't.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Ready it's nine in the. Morning we just get, well,
Look i'm gonna be right.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
BACK i just.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
CAN'T i just can't to stick ahead and do and hate.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Everybody i'll be.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Back.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
OKAY i think you's some more OPTIMAL i think another
option TO i agree fellas.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Early here's another.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Thought halftime of the football.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Game that's a good time. Too, yeah, yes that's about
how long?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Long because you can get out your house? Clean?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Yeah, Yeah and how is? That how's That i'm trying
to figure this? Out, yeah is to.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
To get some liquor and the liquor store that is
opening deep in the.

Speaker 8 (43:07):
Hood, yeah but she can't stay that. Far you, know
your too got to be two miles away. Though you
got to know how to do.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
That you can't put. One you are gotta take ten
minutes to get, That.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
See what You ladies that don't. Understand twos are not always.
Women sometimes the two is a man and it's dealt with.
Different she'll just call you on the. PHONE i don't
need you to bring over here. Today okay.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
With?

Speaker 8 (43:43):
It because women are such better.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
Cheaters because she got it something else going, on he.

Speaker 8 (43:56):
LEARNED i want to give women some advice on She
they need to know THAT i GOT i got some
PROFOUND i want to SAY i know this that that
ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
To say it ain't gonna be. Profound. Hey this Is John.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Legend, hi this Is Felicious. Shot, hey this Is motown
recording Artist. Camp i'm.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Here what's?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Up this Is Chris. Rock, hey, guys what? Up good?
Morning this Is Tony. Braxton you already know what, time
and it's BOY, Dc Young. Fly you're listening to The
Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
Show you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning show coming
up at about four minutes after the. Hour it's my
strawberry letter for, today and the subject is so WHAT
i burned a few?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Things, okay.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
About, uh we'll find out what that's all. About just.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
NOW i thought it WAS i thought it was bringing
some clothes or.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Something WHAT i thought?

Speaker 7 (45:03):
Allegedly right, now you hear, him the nephew is here.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
With today's prank phone. Call what you got for his?

Speaker 8 (45:12):
Nest let me dig in my stupid bag, here pull out, something.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
And you ain't got to go, deep just getting right
off the top of. IT i, GOT i, GOT.

Speaker 8 (45:24):
I, GOT i got stuff at the, top stuff in the,
middle way down.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
DEEP i mean IT'S i got. IT i got a
nice bag of stupid. Here, now don't want a whole bag.
Stupid it's what we're trying to tell.

Speaker 8 (45:34):
You, yeah right, RIGHT i understand. That but what its
levels of? Stupid why DO i have to teach you about?
Stupid why don't you us don't? Know you know, What
i'm gonna start teaching a stupid class so people are no?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Stupid is stupid does pay?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
OFF i am already you already doing one you come
on radio every.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
Day But i'm AM i not an example that stupid pays.
Off don't play my stupid. Week don't do me like.
That don't do me like. That I'm i'm. Stupid Diva.
LOUD i almost said stupid lounges And Diva, Lounge Diva. Lounge,
okay god, dog let's. Go this Is.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Lornetta, Yeah, Lornette i'm trying to. You did you the
one to own The Diva? Lounge? Right? Yes all, Right,
okay my aunt trying to my, Name, phyllis was trying
to get an. Appointment say y'all rejected her or something
like that on getting an, appointment uh for this Past
sara that she wanted to get get in and get
get her hair.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
Dead i'm, sorry, sorry no one rejected. Her right, Now
i'm not accepting any new.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Clients hold, on what do you Mean you're not accepting no.
Clients that's the Part i'm not trying to. Understand because Myame,
phyllis you, know she didn't call up there like two.
Times from what she's telling me, about she can't get in,
there Uh Deva lounge that she can't get in there
and get her hair done because every time she, called
they saying that you know he won't nobody take her
give her an.

Speaker 9 (46:55):
Appointment, SIR i am the only stylace at The Deva,
lounge and right NOW i am not accepting any new.
CLIENTS i am so sorry for your, aunt but there
are Other swans in the, area but right, NOW i
am not accepting any new.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Clients, NO i don't, wait wait a, minute anyone that
you want to come.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
There That i'm just saying is.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Here mind trying to get her weave, done she gives, me.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Sir excuse, me you just cursed me out for north parent.
REASON i JUST i can.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Live because, basically What i'm trying to say IS i
don't understand how it is you can't get my any hair.
Done she tried to get a weave done so she
can be right for. Church SO i don't understand the.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
Problem but the problem is you're attacking. ME i think
you're gonna call me talking about your aunt wants the,
important but you're cursing me. Out you've to get an
a partner with me talking to me like?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
That, now, okay so what.

Speaker 9 (47:50):
Excuse? Me let me talk because it just cursed me.
Out now he's gonna hear WHAT i have to. Say
So i'm not accepting any new clients at this. Time
now she's a, call but right Now i'm. Not i'm
just not accepting any. CLIENTS i, apologize but there's nothing
ELSE i can.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Do i've worked on because you know. WHAT i already
know the, deal BECAUSE i didn't already ask around. Town
you you got all the everybody over, there got all
these big time, cars beamers and range. Rovers so, them
the people them are only the people you. Do you can't.
Do so My.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Miami let me tell you one.

Speaker 9 (48:22):
THING i don't. DISCRIMINATE i don't even want you for
a piso for all out. Here i'm right. Now my
sage is, books AND i cannot take any one in.
Class there are a thousands that you can go.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
To, okay let me let, me let, me let me.
Say let me say this to. You, uh what's your name, Again?
Laynette let me tell you this right, Here, Bra i'm
gonna brame my any up. There i'm Bringing you're gonna
shut up While i'm. Talking, hey, Look i'm gonna brame
Mi ani up.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
There i'm, sorry, no, no but you ain't gonna just
Reject miami to get our.

Speaker 9 (49:00):
Hair, okay hold, on professionalism is about to go out
the door with your. NOW i have been trying to
be professional with your and you just called. Me but
you you insist don't curting me, out AND i haven't
got anything to. YOU i have since SAID i cannot
take on any new, clients but you just curing the.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
HOUSE I I i insist on somebody doing my any.
Hair somebody be.

Speaker 9 (49:30):
You won't get it done. Here i'm Talking, no you're.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Gonna you're gonna do, it Because i'm gonna Bring miami
up there on do.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
It i'm gonna deal.

Speaker 9 (49:38):
It you're gonna make me what you're gonna, do.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
What you're gonna do with, somebody gonna put, somebody gonna
put this weave in my.

Speaker 9 (49:46):
Hand i'm telling you THAT i can go from de
wo two one hundred real. Quick i'm trying to be
professional with. Yours but right now that's going out the,
door because right now you've been so disrespectful to.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Me ladies, again Say i'm coming up there somebody putting
my any weeds and huge.

Speaker 9 (50:02):
Weed, SORRY i don't do. WEEDS i only do short.
Hair that's WHAT i specialize.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
In that's my.

Speaker 9 (50:08):
Strength so you definitely have to find another. SALAT i
don't killing who the fout a hand?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Salon don't do no? Weed who do that?

Speaker 9 (50:16):
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Letter thank you. Nephew, Subjects oh WHAT i.

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Things Oh Dear Stephen.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Shirley i'm twenty eight years old And i've been married
for three. YEARS i caught my husband cheating on me,
recently AND i burned a few of his personal belongings
and he can't get over.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
It he was cheating in.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
The car whatever at a popular hookup spot where the
younger kids go to have. Sex he AND i used
to go there when we were younger and we enjoyed
sneaking around and having. SEX i never imagined he would
cheat on me and then cheat in a spot that
he could get. Caught the most embarrassing part is that

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my younger cousin saw him and called. Me he and
the woman were on the back seat and their clothes
were on the front.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
SEAT i stood and watched.

Speaker 7 (55:46):
For a, minute watched him for a, minute and THEN
i opened the door and took all of their. CLOTHES
i threw my coke on, him and some of it
got in her, eyes so she didn't see. ME i
went home AND i burned their clothes they were, wearing
and all of.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
His underwear and.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
SOCKS i don't know WHY i burned his underwear and,
socks BUT i.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Had seen the.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Be.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
Quiet BUT i had seen my mother burn my stepdad,
stuff and it was in a movie WHEN i was,
younger SO i. SNAPPED i did it in a field
by our apartment SO i wouldn't go to jail BECAUSE
i remembered my mom got fined for doing it years.
Ago my husband drove up wearing only A t, shirt
and he put out the fire the VISUAL i jumped

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on him and ALL i remember after that is my
neighbor pulling me off of. Him this mess could have
been avoided if he had not cheated on. ME i
was willing to try to get our marriage back on.
Track but he Says i'm crazy and he's afraid of.
Me he KNOWS i only reacted out of rage AND
i wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Ever act like that.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
Normally why can't he see that he's the reason his
clothes got. Burned why is he trying to make this my?
Fault it's Not it is not your fault at. All,
okay this is all on, him and don't you dare
let him try to flip this on. You he got caught,
Cheating he got caught in his car. Necked he should

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be thanking you that you didn't burn him and her
right after.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
THAT i need you to get.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
FOCUSED i need you to stop blaming yourself immediately for
him cheating on. You and he didn't even. Apologize he's
not even. Done he called you. Crazy wasn't he the
one cheating in a hookup spot where young people go
now and where you guys used to go Now taking
a chance like, that that's. Crazy, okay he's trying to
make this your, fault because that's all he, has that's

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all he's got to work.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
With he wasn't just caught with his pants, down they were,
off they were in the front. Seat he had to
drive home in just A t.

Speaker 7 (57:56):
Shirt so if he starts making you feel wrong for
what you, did the burning and, all then that's what
you'll focus, on not the wrong he, did not the
pain he caused, you not the, hurt not the mistrust
that he. Caused that's what cheeters do when they get.
Caught they try to flip. It tell, him, yes you
are crazy for even considering taking him back after, that

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and tell him if he keeps, on you'll show him
what crazy is for, real for, Real and he better
be glad you didn't burn the whole house down and
set the car on fire and all.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
That all, right BUT i know you got to live
in the.

Speaker 7 (58:30):
House but, Anyway, yeah come, On steve's out of.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Here Fat shirley's response is one spot on. Him Everything
shirley said to you is. True this is just a
simple case of the best defense is a good.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Offense that's all this.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Is this is him taking this and making you the
villain for the act that you.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Did it's so many things in this letter that's.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Crazy, now first of, all you're twenty eight years, old
So i'm assuming that you all around to saying. Age
you've been married for three years and you caught your
husband cheating on you, recently AND i burned a few
of his personal items and he can't get over. It
he can't get over. That, well you can't get over yours.
Either see what you can't do is let him out
get not get over. It you know you're saying he

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can't get over. It you can't let him, out not
get over. It you got to get, further not get
over it.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Than, him if you know What i'm trying to tell.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
You you can't let him beat you at this.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Game women are the best at.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
This there's nobody greater at not getting over something than.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Women they are the best at. It they know how
to make you, gravel crawl, back, pay over and over and.
Over bring it up years later on the same date
at the same. Time you need to get in that
mold right.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
There he was cheating in this car at the popular
hookup spot where younger kids go to handset y'all used
to go to when you're always younger and you like doing.
It but you didn't never imagine that he would cheat
on you and cheat on the, spot that he could get.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Caught old, habits that's where he been.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Going he's been going down there to that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Spot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Nah the embarrassing part you say for you is your
younger cousin saw him and called.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Me that's what just was a.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Girl hopefully he and the woman were on the back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Seat they closed was on the front. Seat, lord have
mess it way from your.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
One more.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Time, Whatever go away from your. Clothes take your clothes with.
You that old that's where you're supposed to put. Them that's.
Stupid you put them clothes up in the back. Window
you got to have put them clothes on the. Floor
you got to have them closed by. You no ever
separate from your. Clothes, oh just, Stupid, Jed you're so.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Stupid hold, On, steve hold and keep it right.

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There all, right we'll have part two of your response
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Hour the subject of Today's strawberry letter is so WHAT
i burned a few.

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Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Response what's going?

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On this is a letter that's ridiculous that should never get.
Written shirley gave the proper response to all of. IT
i strongly suggest you follow all Of shirley's. Advice but
WHAT i was just telling you it doesn't make any.
Sense this is a typical example of the best. Offense
the best defense is a good, Offense so get off
defense and get on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Offense and that's what he's doing to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
You he's making it about what you did with his
stupid went down there to a place y'all used to
cheat at when y'all was. Younger he twenty, eight he
could still do that you never imagine he cheat on
you at the spot he could get. Caught but then
your younger cousin saw him and called. You you and
this woman were on the backseat and they closed was
on the front. Seat why are you separate from your?

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Clothes listen to. This if you are not in your
house or in your hotel, room you have to have
him close close.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
By if you are visiting someone, else it's this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
House you must be able to reach and touch your
clothes at all number to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Breach they had clothes out of.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Reach you don't know who she know when he come
in all this, Hell so now you go down. There
he and the woman who was on the back, seat
and they closed on the front. SEAT i stood and
watched for a. Minute what rule number? Two when you
in the car doing, stuff you have to check. Periodically

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look up over the.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Sea you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Commit a full two minutes to your business without. Looking,
Man i'd have been in the car before you got to.
Look it's hard place to, go but you got to.
LOOK i stood and watched for a. Minute THEN i
opened the door and took all their. Clothes see right,
There if your clothes was in, reach it's no way

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you're gonna let your wife take your. CLOTHES i think
my hooke on him and some of it got in her,
eyes so she didn't see.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Me what who did she think it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Was? Girl it was, Coke it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Acid, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
She saw.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
YOU i went home and burned their clothes they were,
wearing and all of his underwearing. SOCKS i don't know
why burned his underwearing. Socks BUT i seen my mother
burn my stepdad's. Cause and it was in a movie
WHEN i was. Younger that's that's thin. Line, yeah and
wait for as hell or don't whatever movie you. KNOW

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i ain't see it. ANYWAY i tried to do a movie,
reference BUT i didn't see it. Anyway the movie right
there and they. BURNED i Thought Marl lawns had his clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Burned he was pretty rough now living with. You but
the movie she talking about his waiting to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Anyway, yeah, anyway that is a, movie and it got very.
POPULAR a lot of me and lost their clothes because
of this. Movie that too in the car so and their.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Cars.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Uh SO i didn't go to. Jail my husband drove
up wearing only A t shirt and put out the
fire going right here and got his half. Nigger he's
stomping on the fire barefoot put THE t shirt. On
this boy must been proud of, hisself barefoot putting this

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fire out with just THIS t shirt. On and you
you started the fire down the street in an empty.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
LOT i wouldn't give, it but that whole lot caught on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Fire i'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Going out that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
You it's too late to save your. Clothes my husband
drove up wearing on A t shirt and he put
out the. FIRE i jumped on, that and ALL i
remember is that the neighbor pulling me off of his
half nigkead he got A t shirt. ON i don't,
know you is hard to fight with no drawers. On
i'm just very it's very very, difficult mostly Don't.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Is it hard to drive with no underwear?

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
On what you don't want to do is stop pull
up next to a. Truck you don't want to look,
down because down they see. You so if you pull
up next to a, truck you gotta stay behind the.
Door i've done all this right. HERE yea like a long,

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story But i've done all this right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Nothing that seat is hot and, Quicker so now you
got out you jumped on. Him he half nick he
got A t shirt on his stomping. Barefoot he From
africa or some or either He caribbean where he do fire.
WALKING i don't know who can jump? Out they car
and stumple five Out and why would he? Care it's

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down the. Street, anyway all you, members your neighbor pull.
Off this mess could have been avoided had he not
cheated on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Me, yeah that's. TRUE i was willing to try to
get our marriage back on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Track but he Says i'm crazy and he's afraid of
me as he should.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Be as he should.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Be there's an element of fear that should reside in
his life from here on. After, yes you, crazy and
he should be afraid of. You he knows that you
ever reacted out of anger and. Rage that WOULD i
would never act like that. Normally wait a, minute normally
when do you normally find your husband in the back
seat nicked with somebody else with their clothes on the front.

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Seat it's nothing normal about. This why are? You how
did you allow him to do this to? You why
can't he see that he's the reason his clothes got? Burned, no, no,
NO i don't give. It but if you can't get.
Over as a matter of, fact so you don't get,
Over i'm finna burn two of your. Suits fuck letting
me catch you. Cheap you just car stop letting him

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do you. This, wait it's his. FAULT i burned your
clothes because you cheated on. Me that's WHY i did.
It get all, right all, right not BECAUSE i don't want.

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Uncle that, man this dude right, HERE i be, Going
lord her merci. MAN i know something wrong with. HIM
i just don't know what it. Is BUT i know
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It but BUT i want to ask what's?

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Nothing, yeah to turn into a.

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Women and without, WELL i didn't mean it like, That
lord and. Women i'm not being lustful in any, way hold,
up where are you going with this? Trail i'm not being.
Lustful weren't nobody thinking? That but his fray always turned
every year it. TURNED i want to thank You lord
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it and all hands ain't the.

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Hands that need to be prepared, Food but bless them.

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Right thank You lord for the children that you know
that know their fathers and those that, don't and, Realizing Heavenly,
father that this world has made so many.

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with the same man for eleven years and he has
a bunch of female, friends AND i trust. Him BUT
i had one dinner with a man and it was
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(01:12:33):
three times to see IF i was still at. Dinner
he said that the man wanted to get in my
pants because job interviews are done at an. Office why
can't he get away with being jealous by saying he
was just looking out for? Me but If i'm, jealous
he calls me insecure and.

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what follow up job interview at? Dinner but that's so.
Inappropriate so, yeah he won't he won't You so, now
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(01:13:10):
not your. Husband you've just been with him for eleven.
Years because he got a lot of female. Friends he
knows what your boss is up to your boss would
know what he up. To you can trust him all you.

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Want that's.

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Together, okay go, ahead but that could be one of.

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Man eleven years and you ain't married.

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Part oh, wow.

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MAN i, mean marry you for?

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Ray, say what? If what if you're not attracted to
her at? All what if she's unattractive and you're not?
Attractive if she's, attractive that's that can.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Happen, Okay but if she's the least bit. Attractive it's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
On let me tell you something. Better, OKAY i ain't
gonna say it no? More do like y'all want to go?
Ahead why you got?

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Mad?

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Yeah, Man when you try to tell women something and
they try to, Argue i'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Men i'm not talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Martians i'm talking about SOMETHING i know, about SOMETHING i
be in my whole. Life you don't Hear Junior tommy
arguing WHEN i say, this do, you? Sir they don't
come to y'all. Rescuing, now it ain't like that no.
More you ain't heard that one, time have? You and
there's a twenty year age. Difference it's ten between me And,
tommy and it's ten Between tommy And.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Jr that's two.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Generations and we ain't nobody arguing me on this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
One men are.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
MEN i don't know why y'all gonna think we're finna
be something. Else tell a woman something over and over and. Over,
now See steve WHERE i trust? Him, Okay, okay you
are fool.

Speaker 7 (01:15:31):
Cool, well there could be one woman who hasn't heard it,
before so you've helped that one woman.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Ain't heard this. Before but you never know what are
you listening to the, show. Faul if you're, not this
ain't ten.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Vv it ain't nothing to do on the. Radio but,
yeah this show don't come with. Visuals if you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Don't hear, me what is you, listening?

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
Fault, yeah but, yeah she needs to know that she
she definitely does eleven, years yess.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
And she not Married. Jack, yes he got his. Cake
ain't he eating this? Too?

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Yeah, Why?

Speaker 10 (01:16:12):
Steve that's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
It i've been with the same man eleven years and
he got a lot of female. FRIENDS i went on
a job interviewing. That he, said the man wanted my Pant,
okay what do you want with them? Girls when he
go out to eat with? Them what.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
With?

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Him one more?

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Time girl.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Sitting there with some? Woman?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Coach, oh, man she's so. Funny WHAT i ain never
went out to eat with a woman cause she was?

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Funny all, Right, SHARON i hope you heard, That sharana.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Crazy coming up to twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
Minutes coming up at twenty minutes after the, hour we'll
have more of The Steve Harvey Morning show right after.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
This you're listening to The Steve Harvey Moore.

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
Show new research shows that in the past five, years
people have become more reluctant to go out for food and.
Entertainment instead of, shopping we are getting stuff, delivered and
instead of going out to, eat we are cooking and
ordering food and having it. Delivered does it take a
lot to get you guys out of the house now

(01:17:22):
or do you still enjoy shopping and eating?

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Out what do you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
THINK i let the people answer that they do, that go.
AHEAD i.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
DON'T i don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
SHOPPING i don't LIKE i like going out to eat.
THEM i don't like. Shopping we go out to. Eat
the mall is. Scary let's just be. Clear the mall
is very.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Scary you just don't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Feel, NO i, know don't like grocery. Shopping he ain't
never had good experience with them shopping. Carts what do you? Mean,
yeah a lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Stuff you know how you put the put the put
the baby in the grocery car because they got the
seat that take a city in the Sticky oh.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
Yeah we push it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Back, yeah but they put him in.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
There he failed right through that for one, hole you feel, Right.

Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
We're talking about years and decades, ago and he bringing
this up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Happened but even, now if you go to the grocery.
Store the handle to hive and he be pushing it
around the. Store so you're pushing around the store like
this here hard hard to get the grocery car like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
That be.

Speaker 8 (01:18:35):
Quiet you ain't even been to the grocery store in
fifteen twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Years, okay last time my window was with you coming.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Up we'll play around. It would you? Rather right after
this you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
Show, parents Meet Miko Mini, plus the SMALL ai robot
that talked to your kids and turns curiosity into.

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
Learning and the deal is big right now At.

Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
Costco it's seventy nine ninety nine originally one forty nine
ninety nine.

Speaker 8 (01:19:07):
Screen, lights super fun and built for, reading, math, science
and creative.

Speaker 7 (01:19:11):
STORYTELLING i deal for ages five to. Ten price and
availability may.

Speaker 8 (01:19:15):
Vary Get Miko Mini plus today At costco and.

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
For older kids See miko three On, miko Dot ai And.
Amazon all, right, guys it is time for another round
of would you? Rather would you rather Wrap christmas presents
for a total of eight, hours for just eight hours?
Straight or would you rather help children take pictures With
senna at the?

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Mall?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Hmmm take pictures With? Sama? Yeah. Me we're gonna get
some jokes out of.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
That i'm here with that Entertain, yeah after about two,
hours you might will not even try to open my.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Gifts anger with my, package ma, Cake i'm gonna lose
interest in.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
This so fast you're gonna be able to see what's
in your box without opening. It and, None i'm not
gonna Have christmas paper on?

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Top all?

Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
Right would you would you rather receive one Big christmas
present or receive ten small? Presents one big one or
ten small? Ones one big?

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
One no, bag got no socks and.

Speaker 9 (01:20:18):
Tie?

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Underwear, yeah car trying to ask. SURPRISE i don't, surprise
and my kids give me ragged. Gifts no, MORE i
don't even. Surprise i'd just be looking at it like ONE.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
I say thank you at, least all?

Speaker 7 (01:20:38):
Right would you rather Grow Sanna's sanna's, beard his beard
or would you rather Have sanna's? Belly which one beard or? Belly,
yeah that's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Bed there's a lot of hair on your.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Face they got.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Both of them right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Now WHAT i keep on throwing?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
On hell out? There then in a, minute give, me
give me a, year have both of. Them you be
down at tomorrow all, right.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
All?

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Right switching, gears switching.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
Gears, okay would you rather have a threesome with your
partner or would you rather just? Cheat?

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
No rather? Cheat you can't have my. Wife you cannot
have my.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Wife, MAN i Know i'm not gonna be explaining nothing
to her WHAT i was.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
DOING i ain't never.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
SEEING i was asking a newly WHAT.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
I ain't gonna go open my? Doors you were coming?

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
To?

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Like what having the? Dollar she? Back?

Speaker 12 (01:21:54):
There all these animal sounds you're making for His what
is all this?

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Here what are you? Doing all?

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
Right would you rather die in twenty years with no,
regrets no? Regrets or would you rather die in fifty
years with many?

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Regrets give me that fit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Straight i'll give. It find no.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Regrets i'll be any card. ANYWAY i got as all my.
REGRETS i took a whole bunch of.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
On the deal.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Regrets that's today's round of would you? Rather coming up?

Speaker 7 (01:22:38):
With forty nine minutes after the, era it's our last
break of the, day and we'll have some clothing remarks
from the one and Only Steve harvey right after.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
This you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
Show, Parents Me me Go mini plus the SMALL ai
robot that talks to your kids and turns curiosity into.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
Learning and the deal is big right Now.

Speaker 7 (01:23:00):
Costco it's seventy nine ninety nine originally one forty nine
ninety nine.

Speaker 8 (01:23:05):
Screen, lights super fun and built for, reading, math, science
and creative.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
STORYTELLING i deal for ages five to. Ten price and
availability may.

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
Vary Get Miko Mini plus today At costco.

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
And for older kids See miko three On, Migo Dot
ai And. Amazon all, right here we are last break
of the. Day it's been a good, day it's been
a good. Week thank you all for. Listening as, Always,
steve come on and take us home with your closing remarks.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
TODAY i have some really really good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Information i'm really really pleased with this line of thinking
because everybody has, them everybody has to deal with, them
everybody faces.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
It it's just so many people lose the point of.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
It you, know the thing about going through, SOMETHING i
think you can go through something better if you know
there's a point.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
To, it you know WHAT i.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Mean people go to the gym to work out if
they're trying to get to a certain. Point the moment
you don't see the point of. It going to the
gym becomes ridiculous to. You it becomes harder to you
because all of a sudden it doesn't make. Sense so

(01:24:28):
WHAT i want to show you is how to look
at the point of. Something and the thing That i'm
going to talk to you about is something that everybody
faces when they're trying to be, successful because everybody is
going to go through some difficult.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Times.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
EVERYBODY i don't care who you, Are you're going to
have some difficult. Times everybody is going to have some, challenges,
challenges difficult set.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Backs you're going to have.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
This but listen to, me all of this is part
of the process to. Succeed when you are presented with these,
setbacks these, difficulties and these, CHALLENGES i want you to understand.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
What they actually. Are they are actually.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Tests everybody gets. Tested the reason you have to have
the test is because tests are presented to you to
see if you're willing to go through the. Process it's
merely just to see if you're willing to go through

(01:25:40):
what it. Takes the, challenges the, setbacks the, difficulties the
tests are just there to see if you are willing
to go through the. Process, now in being willing to
go through the, process it assures you something that when
you pass the test and you reach your, goal that

(01:26:02):
you will.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Have a level of appreciation for. It i'll give you an.
Example somebody use your.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
CARD i don't recommend that they not gonna take care
of your car the what you, do because they didn't
pay for. It they're not making a note on. It
they didn't have to struggle to get the down. Payment
they didn't have to make sure they credit was. Right
they didn't walk in the bank and get turned down
a couple of times then go back and fix their.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Credit now they got.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Up that's why if you rent out your room to,
somebody they not gonna take care of your room like
you take care of your, house because they didn't go
through the process to get. It all they wanted was the.
Room because they didn't have to fill out the credit.
Report they didn't go down. Here they don't have the.
Mortgage they don't know what it took to have to
own his. House that's why they ain't take care of

(01:26:49):
their yards because they. Written some people who wrint don't
take care of the property because it ain't Their now
that's not all. Renters i'm just talking about the case
of something because when you go through the, test it
causes you to have an appreciation for. It now the
tests are. Necessary the test teaches you. Thinks the test

(01:27:11):
provides you with a. Lesson tests are merely. Lessons you're
gonna see these tests, again and when you see them,
again they won't appears nearly as difficult because you've already
taken the test before and you've already passed. It the
test also strengthens. You all these tests you haven't it strengthens.

(01:27:33):
You it's like lifting. Weights oh it's heavy right. Now
if you put them fifties in your, hand that's heavy.
Weight but if you keep lifting fifties after a, while
you can lift. Seventies but them. Fifties but guess what
them fifties. Did that was so hard that you felt
like dropping and you needed a. Spot they made you.
Strong though the tests make you. Strong the next thing

(01:27:57):
that the test does for you is it makes you
exc experienced because now that you have these tests under your,
belt you know something you can turn around and share
with people how to get past the.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Test because you've seen them.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Before this is the reason that you have, challenges, setbacks
and difficulties because you are being tested So When god
gives you the thing that you're asking, for you will
have a level of appreciation for. It you will have
learned the lessons that it takes to maintain. It you
will have been strengthened by the, process and you'll become
experienced by the. Process here is the last and main

(01:28:35):
thing that the test does for, You these tests that
they're presented. In old people have said it a thousand.
Times you cannot have a testimony without the. Test how
can you share this experience with? Anybody how do you

(01:28:57):
tell a young person what to do if you ain't
been through. Nothing how can you teach me how to
play golf and you don't play? Golf it's. Impossible you
can't be the swim coach and you can't. Swim i'm
sorry you. Can't you got to have gone through the.
Process it's the process and the test that gets you

(01:29:17):
to the. Point but you can't have a testimony without a.
Test you'll have nothing to say in your. Life if
you've never passed any, tests you'll have no story to.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Tell so all of you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
That are being, tested you're working on your. Story, now
what story will you tell your? Children what story will
you tell your. Grandchildren what story will you tell young
people who need? Minery what story will you tell people
who they look up to you and they think you got?
Something what story will you Tell you've got to be
tested to make it. Happen pass the, tests deal with

(01:29:51):
them and you'll be. Fine those are my closing remarks.
TODAY i have a great.

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