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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't given them back A million.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Bus bus boy, Yeah, listening to show to.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Joy?

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (00:50):
Joy, you know I.

Speaker 8 (01:06):
Love you. Turn you gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Turn. You probably got to turn the mouth the water
the monk.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, huh, I sure will.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,
dig me now for it. Only Steve Harley got a
radio show man instead of trying to be about the business.
To y'all, I'm doing all I can. But you know
what's crazy in the efforts that I make. I can

(02:24):
do more. When my father used to tell me something
when I was growing up, he says, son, when you've
done your best, and you've done all you can, sit
still for a second and just do a little bit more.
Always remember that, he said, When you've done the best

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you can and you can done all you can think of,
he say, sit still for a minute and do some more.
And you know what I've discovered in my life, always
have a little more. I ain't ever just out out completely.
I can't take another step there ain't another breath in me.
The ain't another thought I can produce. I'm never completely out, man.

(03:09):
Just take a rest for a minute, man, and then
just do a little bit more. And I can't tell
you how many times that's helped me get over the top.
You know, I was watching a documentary about people climbing
Mount Everest and how difficult climbing Mount Everest was, and
how they have on the hill something called like a

(03:32):
death zone or a killing zone, where the majority of
people run out of oxygen and they have to turn back. Well,
what's crazy is it's right in view of the summit.
You can actually see the top of Mount Everest from there,
but it's that little bit that's left that's just most difficult. Now,

(03:54):
I forgot all the reasons why they said most people
don't make it from there, and more people have lost
their lives that area. I don't know what it is,
but the people that make it to the top of
Mount efforts. They all had to go through that same
zone of that same area, but they had a little

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bit more that allowed them to get to the top.
You know, a lot of people have had accidents up
there trying that. So I'm not even really sure if
Mount Everest analogy is a good one. But let's just
break it down a little bit more. Let's just talk
about life. There's a poem I learned back when the

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host pledging. It's called don't Quit. It goes like this,
If I make a mistake, I'm just trying to drum
it up, So here we go. It says, when things
go wrong, as they sometimes will, when the roads you're
trudging seems all uphill, when your funds are low and
your debts are high, when you want to smile, but

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you have to sigh when cares are pressing you down.
A bit, rest if you must, but don't quit, for
life is queer with his twisting turns, as every one
of us must sometimes learn. And many a fellow has
turned about when he might have won had he stuck
it out. So don't give up. Though the pace seems slow,

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you may succeed with another blow. Often the gold is
nearer than it seems to a faint and a faltering man.
And often the struggler has given up when he might
have captured the victor's cup, And he learns too late,
when the night came down, how close he was to

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the golden crown. Success is failure turned inside out. It's
your silver tin of your clouds of doubt, and you
never can tell how close you are. It may be
nil when it seems afar. So stick to the fight
when your hardest hits, when things seem worse, that you

(06:04):
mustn't quit. I remember it because I had a special
method of helping you remember stuff back then. But I
remembered it, and that point right there has kept me.
You know, we often talk about scripture and everything, and
then I don't see how I could live without it.
But every now and then, man, somebody has a writing.
God puts a writing on somebody's heart that delivers a

(06:27):
message man, that can help people. I use every motivational
tool that I possibly can to climb this letter of
success or try to be the best father and the
best husband I can be. I've done a lot of
changing over the years, and so have you. But change
is necessary in order to grow. If you don't make changes, folks,
you can't grow. I was a young man on my set.

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I kept looking at him, and a sharp little young
dude just on my set, and he had these dreads,
and I mean they was super long. Man. They will
well below the middle of his back. I mean, it
was just long. And he kept talking to me, and
he kept talking to me and talking to me. So
young man kept talking to me, and I said, hey, man,

(07:10):
you know, you do your a huge self of favor
in the business you're in. If you got a haircut,
you would do yourself a huge favor. I said, your
image is everything. Man, I said, you keep stopping me
in the hallway to try to tell me what you're doing,
what you are, but all I see is your hair. Now,
I keep trying to figure out what you're doing with
all that hair. Man, Now you can feel how you

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want to feel. But I'm like an employer. I employed people.
So when I'm walking through the hallway and I try
to think of you traveling with me and you sitting
in a meeting with me, I try to imagine you
and your suit sitting there talking business with me. And so,
just like other employers are, I'm just having a real
story with you. So I said, man, you ought to

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consider cutting your hair. He said, Man, mister habb, I've
been growing his hair sound as a little boy. I said,
how old are you now? He said twenty eight? I said, well,
how long you want to hang on to what you
was when you was a little boy? You know, if
you started growing your hair when you're a teenager. I mean,
you're twenty eight now. And I said, so let me
help you understand something. Let me let me ask you something.

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What does it do for you? He said, Man, it's
just who I am. It's I said, so you your have
He said, no, no, but it's a part of me.
I say, that part of you that you're hanging on to.
What does it do for you? I just like it? Well, dog,
I like ice cream, but I feed that. But if

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I hang on the ice cream and eat ice cream
every single day, my body gonna reflect that. What is
it that you hanging on to that you don't want
to let go of? That's prohibiting you from being what
all you can be? See, it's hard to be what
all you can be if you want to keep being
all you was? Don't that make sense to you?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
So I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
You how many times I've had to change. Change is
necessary to grow. You can't be all you can be
if you want to keep hanging on to all you was.
That don't make no sense. How do you go forward?
If you keep going backwards. You can't stay here and

(09:17):
go there. Do you understand that if you want to
go over there, you must remove yourself from right here?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I got right here is comfortable, I got right here
is safe. But over there is where the shade is
over There's where the fruit is. Over there is where
the opportunity is. Over there is where the mountain of
goal is. So why you stuck on here? You got
to leave here to go over there. You can't be

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all you can be if you want to stay stuck
on who you was. Change is growth is necessary. All
let's go.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
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Speaker 2 (10:03):
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(10:47):
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Always remember that Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica

(11:10):
Junior and the legend that is nephew Tommy Junior, tight
hat Jackson. What's going on? All right?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Let me let me ask you this. Uh.

Speaker 9 (11:21):
A lot of people have a lot of what ifs
about their life, like what if this happened?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
What if this?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
And what if?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
What do you tell them?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Uncle?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
How do you how do you get them to focus
on the positive?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well? What if causes anxiety? And anxiety is is the
concern of two things that you have no control over,
your past and your and your future. Once you belabor
the point of either one of those and you become
overly concerned about that if I hadn't did this, what

(11:51):
if I do this? Well if I you know, I
wish I hadn't did this, But suppose this happened, what
would I do? Listen, that over concern causes anxiety. Anxiety
robs you of your current chance at peace. If you
want to strip yourself of peace, concern yourself with yesterday

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or tomorrow, and watch what happened. Watch what happened, see yesterday. See.
The good thing about the past is that you should
leave it there. You only use the past as a
reference of something that happens in your current day, so
you have a track record and experience of what happened.

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That's the only purpose for the past. It helps me.
My past has helped me not repeat the same mistake.
My past has taught me so many valuable lessons. I
use that experience in my current decisions today. That is
the purpose of the past. If you are hanging on
to a pin in the past, you are doing your

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future no justice none and you are currently robbing yourself
of peace in the present. So don't what if yourself
to death? What if I had done this? What if
this happened to marrow? Don't do that to youself. You
don't know what tomorrow gonna bring. No one knows because
when it gets here, how many times have you wondered

(13:25):
about something and then when tomorrow got here was totally different,
I mean completely different that peace robbing killed yourself. I'll
have a great day today, y'all.

Speaker 10 (13:37):
All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we will hear from a nephew as it runs that
brank back right after this.

Speaker 11 (13:44):
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It is time now to run that prank back with
the nephew.

Speaker 12 (14:24):
What you got for his ne f I got it
for you. Surely, this right here is your new boss. Yes,
going down at the job. You've been training this man
and training this man and getting them right, getting ready
to go out there and do it on his own.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
You've been training him.

Speaker 12 (14:39):
Now you get the call that he that you have
been training is now your new balls. Ain't That's how
it go down, That's how it happens. Yeah, your new boss.
Let's go cat doc.

Speaker 13 (14:51):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason place. Yesterdee.

Speaker 14 (14:55):
How can I help you?

Speaker 13 (14:55):
Hey? Jason, this is Lyle. I'm giving you a call
a lot of human resources. How you doing? You're performing
the project guy out there? Yes?

Speaker 14 (15:03):
I am on the project manage year. How can I
help you?

Speaker 13 (15:06):
Listen? You've been training an individual out there, I think
for the last month or so. You have you been
training a Yes.

Speaker 14 (15:14):
A great guy, doing great work, doing good.

Speaker 13 (15:17):
Okay, how's he is? He coming along pretty good with everything?

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (15:21):
Man, he picking up real good man.

Speaker 15 (15:22):
He learning trade.

Speaker 14 (15:23):
I mean he's picking up just like a love from
pick up. Excellent young worker.

Speaker 13 (15:28):
And he how many more weeks of training out there?

Speaker 14 (15:30):
I will say probably about another week or two, or
we let him, you know, put him on his own.

Speaker 13 (15:35):
Okay. Do you think he'll handle it efficiently? Oh?

Speaker 14 (15:38):
Yes, I think he would be a great, great employee.

Speaker 13 (15:40):
Okay, you've been with the company. How long?

Speaker 14 (15:44):
Going on about seventeen years?

Speaker 13 (15:46):
Yeah, my records are telling me somewhere around sixteen plus, right,
right right, going on seventeen. Okay, you've been with us
quite a while. And well, first of all, let you
know we're grateful of you, of the work that you're
putting in.

Speaker 14 (15:57):
Well, man, I appreciate a man made man. I appreciate
it the company man, and you know being here to
eat many years man, he let.

Speaker 13 (16:03):
You know, Man, I love my company exactly. Listen, we
got a few adjustments we're gonna be making out there
on the plant. Here's what we're gonna do now, he's
say gonna be done in about a week or two, Yes,
about a week. Okay, here's here's what we're gonna do
on that particular day that he gets released. And you you,
you definitely know he's ready for everything. I'm gonna want

(16:25):
you to give him your key card as well as
the key to your office. I'm gonna want you to
give him your key card that gets you actually onto
the property. And and you have you have your own
parking space too, don't you, Yes, I do. Okay, Now
we're gonna need you to give your key card and
your office key and we'll we'll find you another place

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to park. He's actually probably gonna be parking in your space.

Speaker 14 (16:51):
Hold hold what you mean you tell me to give
him my key?

Speaker 13 (16:54):
Hocking r parking space, parking space, but your key card
that gets you onto the proper need a little little
electrical card there right that as well as your office.
He's gonna actually be taking over as project manager.

Speaker 14 (17:07):
No, no, sir, I'm not giving up nothing, sir. Nobody
just think over the project manager.

Speaker 13 (17:13):
Let's let's first of all, say let's do this. The
stone the language down. Okay, we're gonna find a place
for you, but for the time being, we're gonna put
you back into the class until we find gonna.

Speaker 14 (17:21):
Find no gang, I'll find a place, I mean my place. Well,
I'm man right now, I'm not moving from nowhere.

Speaker 13 (17:26):
That's all right.

Speaker 14 (17:27):
I'm not gigging to the sign me nothing anything. I
got seventeen years. Ain't nobody fit to sign me, not
a place to move. You got to understand that part. Now,
I got seventeen years up in here and chain a
young guy and this guy got a couple months and
you're talking to every wanted to do what to me?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Move me?

Speaker 13 (17:44):
And they said this is a temporary move. We're gonna
find something better for you.

Speaker 14 (17:47):
No, you ain't know what this is the project? Man,
ain't nobody do the movin?

Speaker 13 (17:51):
Please?

Speaker 14 (17:51):
Got that understanding.

Speaker 13 (17:52):
This has come from the head and on the head.

Speaker 14 (17:54):
And I'm like, wholl me what this head is? I
know the head?

Speaker 13 (17:58):
This decision actually come from the vice preser.

Speaker 14 (18:00):
No, they ain't told me none of that. It comes
to me first.

Speaker 13 (18:02):
I'll tell you what, Jason, this is something I'm supposed
to probably not tell you. But let me let me
let you in on a little something.

Speaker 14 (18:07):
Yeah, let me hand on something because this is gonna
be some bull him because I checked the whole place
up out here, and.

Speaker 13 (18:11):
I mean, let me explain something to you, Jason. This
young guy that you've been training, he is actually the
nephew of the vice president.

Speaker 14 (18:18):
I don't give a about no nephew or no vice
president mine. Do you think I care about some president?
Tell him? Tell the president I said what I said him?

Speaker 15 (18:27):
And the next you?

Speaker 14 (18:27):
Who cared about the next you? They ain't never told
me none of this.

Speaker 13 (18:30):
Okay, Well, can I expect you to give your key
over to him.

Speaker 14 (18:33):
No, hell, no, I ain't getting nobody nothing. Doesn't get
the law to come get it. Ain't nobody getting nothing.
I ain't leaving. How that sounds, sir?

Speaker 13 (18:39):
All I can ask you for is I need your
key card and I need the key to your office.
I need you to empty out your things so we
can move Vixer in there and hold you a place.
This is just a temporary slot right.

Speaker 14 (18:51):
Now, so you then ain't nobody getting a sing? Okay,
I done been here. I tell you what I gonna do.
I go out there and I tell slap this little
stun okay, and then I find out who his boss
is or whoever the nessy's vote to be, and kick
hit because I ain't giving up nothing. And this is
I'm talking about job y'all with the wrong one, Okay,
with the wrong one.

Speaker 13 (19:11):
At this time, you're talking about beating the vice president's nephew.
You're losing control here, Jason.

Speaker 14 (19:19):
No, I ain't losing nothing. I'm the only thing control
I'm gonna loose. And when I kick his how that sounds?
And I'm gonna kick the boss to see you all
of them?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
How that sounds?

Speaker 13 (19:27):
And that makes sound clear for you. We're trying to
just give you someplace to be temporarily until I find
you another slot.

Speaker 14 (19:34):
Ain't no other slot. My slot is my slot. I'm
gonna kick give rat not how that sound to you.

Speaker 13 (19:43):
All I'm asking is I need your key card and
I need the key to the office. Get all your
things out so I can get Victor moved in within
the next week.

Speaker 14 (19:50):
Ain't no keys, okay, all of them. I don't give
a how that sounds. I don't care nothing about them. Okay,
because I see you're gonna make me somebody out here today. Okay,
I'm tired of it and this ain't gonna happen to me.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
I'm gonna get security to come over and walk you out.

Speaker 14 (20:05):
Okay, No, ain't no security for to walk me.

Speaker 13 (20:07):
No way how that sounds.

Speaker 14 (20:08):
I came here, ain't buy myself. Ain't nobody said walk me.

Speaker 13 (20:11):
Up out in? Are you having problems moving out for
the nephew?

Speaker 14 (20:14):
The nephew okay, the nephew is not gonna come in here.

Speaker 13 (20:16):
Take Okay, there's another nephew that you need to be
aware of. Do you know who the other nephew is?

Speaker 14 (20:22):
Hell no, I ain't never seen no other nephew, ain't
know that was a nephew.

Speaker 13 (20:25):
Let me tell you who the other one is. Who
the other one is the other one is, nephew tied
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jason, you just
got franked.

Speaker 14 (20:35):
Y'all aligned with me mine? Come on, man, don't play
with me.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
Man, Jason.

Speaker 14 (20:39):
Yeah, lie he elizen Man, This ain't no Tommy Man.
Y'all need to put that man now. Y'all don't know
how long the brothers Man I worked. I worked, Man, Hey, man,
I ain't even just.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
This baby, y'all.

Speaker 13 (20:51):
But man, man, y'all got me, good man, I got you, man,
I got I got one thing to ask you, Man,
what's the baddest radio show in the last that's Steve
of It Morning.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
That bought stupid this morning.

Speaker 12 (21:07):
You'll better tell somebody that bought this straight Ignitani this morning.
I'll be backing about another hour. Yeah yeah, same stupid Ignoran,
same time. I ain't gonna one thing I ain't is
gonna change, okay, but I'm not gonna do it the change,
all right, nephew, chuncer free and stupid.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Let me put that on that.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
We're coming up next.

Speaker 10 (21:28):
It is asked the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve
Harvey in the building right after this.

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Speaker 10 (22:06):
Six zero three for more details coming up at the
top of the hour. In entertainment news, the Emmy Awards
are still trending. Carla has some music news for us today,
and New York Fashion Week will wrap up today as well.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
We'll talk about all fall fashion.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
Tips and these stories at the top of the hour,
but right now it is time to ask the CLO
with our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 10 (22:32):
This is from Chris in Flint, Chris Wrights. I put
a bunch of meat on the grill before I took
my son to practice. I got home and my in
laws were there and we're raving about how good my
ribs were. I barely had any meat left. My wife
can't understand why I'm mad? Why does she allow this?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
What the decent thing would at least save some for
your husband. House is your husband's house. You can't let
your in laws come over there and get in front
of your man. So you should have saved something for
your man. That's that's a fact. Hey, hey, hey, Steve cook,

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these ribs. Take a quarter slab that's for Steve. Half
slab that's for Steve. That's fair. So yeah, she should
have she should have not allowed them to eat all
of it.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
That's right.

Speaker 12 (23:26):
Who had the audacity to open my grill and take
the stuff off of the in laws?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You knows that stay daughter house. That's how they.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Looked at it, right, all right?

Speaker 10 (23:38):
Moving on to Wanda is serious. Yeah, the grillers perked
up on this one, didn't I. Yeah, Wanda in paradise, right.
My boyfriend moved in with me, and I thought, you know,
he would at least pay the utilities. He said, we
didn't have that agreement before he moved in, so he's
not responsible for my bills my house is does he

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have a valid argument or not?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
No? No, he doesn't have a valid argument. And you're
stupid for allowing a man to move in and live
off you. How does this work? What do you mean
we didn't have that agreement before? Where is his honor?
Where's the character in this guy? You've married a man
who doesn't have character? I mean you've I mean you've

(24:23):
you've You've allowed a man to move into your house
that doesn't have character. What do you even talk? Does
he have a valid point? Put him out? Put him out?
How you're gonna move in on the woman? And you
ain't gonna handle the bills? She'd have bought the house.
And now you're in here talking about you ain't that
was now agreement?

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
So what you in here for? So he get everything
he want? You? You sleeping with him, Yeah, cuddling with him,
spooning with him, cooking for him, in the words of
my grandmama, lapping on him. And now and now what?
And now what? He He ain't got nothing on lights?

Speaker 13 (25:03):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Why are you in here? That makes no sense? How
did you let a man move in? And y'all ain't
have no rules? See that's what's wrong.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I'll keep doing stuff without without talking it out. Now
he in here talking about he That was no agreement.
What kind of bumb person is this?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Get out?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
He's just an indecent human being.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
Man.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Put this dude out and and quit seeing him.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, all right, great advice, Celo.

Speaker 12 (25:37):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
Moving on to Gabe and Schomberg, Gabe writes, I was
having sex with one of my longtime friends and I
noticed that she was recording us. She said that she
records us all of the time. I asked her to
delete the videos. We're both married, so why would she
record us? Can she be trusted?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
What can she be trusted? You don't understand what this
is gonna be. See this is this is called blackmail extortion.
We both married. I record us all the time. I
asked her to delete it. I'm not asking you not.
I'm taking all the phones, all the phone going to

(26:17):
the house with me, all of them all.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Take her.

Speaker 12 (26:26):
We've putting the phones in the garden. Supposed we ain't
taken to the all these phones. There ain't none of
this getting out. Can she be trusted?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (26:42):
Yeah, but it ain't in a mirror and you moving.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
All right, what is that?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
This is so crazy? That is so crazy?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
All right?

Speaker 10 (27:00):
Last one, Coelo. This is from Alison in the Bronx.
Alison writes, my husband told me that from now on
he will decide when we have sex, and he will
initiate it. He said he is tired of me being
aggressive with him and it makes him feel like the wife.
So her question is, so men don't want women to

(27:22):
initiate sex or is it just him?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
She wants to?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Not the way you've been doing.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
It's too aggressive.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Doing.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
What has she been doing?

Speaker 8 (27:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Excuse me? Wait this a woman talking to here?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Open they make it sound any better.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I don't care none about that TV being old. You
ain't watching no more games? You can watch this. Shut up?
What is you crying for? Your little pump behind?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Lay down?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
She shut your little simple self up. My mama told
me you was gonna be like this.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Your mama.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Are you done?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
That's that's the last one. But what is he doing
while she's doing all of that?

Speaker 8 (28:30):
He cry?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Baby? Hold on? I don't want you your lip right now?
Come on your lip? You know? Baby? Baby? Hold up? Baby?
Hold up? The game on, baby, baby, the game on,
baby baby.

Speaker 16 (28:50):
Everybody looking everybody's looking.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, he got you know, the fellas is over for
the game. She she just on just letting him have it.

Speaker 16 (29:02):
What about what about the fight part?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Baby, baby, baby baby? This is just the second round
crawlfeted winning. I don't want no left dance.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Right is too aggressive?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, that's way too much. Hey, hey, man, what y'all
looking at?

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Man?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
She just playing.

Speaker 10 (29:29):
But her question is, so this is most men she
wants to know. Don't so men don't want women to
initiate sex?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Or is it just him?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
No, we don't mind that at all. It's just obviously
you have been too much. Well, he got to come
in the house after work one day and just sit down. Baby.
From now on, listen to me. I decide when we
have sick.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
These are the rule.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I decide whom we're gonna have sex. You're gonna stop
while he's treating me coming here. Don't tear my shirt off?
And he really got no buttons on six shirts?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Six got my work shirt.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
This zip was on the work uniform I got to
go to I gotta go to work. I got full
work uniforms. All them zip was gone and I got
safe depends on these zipping I stuck the surf Fridy
trying to use the bathroom. We don't stop all this.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
All right, Clo, thank you.

Speaker 10 (30:25):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
Hardy Morning Show. The seventy seven Annual Emmy Awards for
this past Sunday night, and they are still trending, guys.
Felicia Rashad honored her TV son Malcolm Jamal Warner in

(30:46):
a memorial tribute. Stephen Colbert received a standing ovation as
he won Outstanding Talk Show Series.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
And didn't he bring his resume with them?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Say good to anybody hiring.

Speaker 13 (30:58):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (31:00):
During his speech, he thanks CBS, which is canceling his
show next year, for giving him and his staff the
privilege to be a part of the late night tradition.
Other Emmy news Beyonce. Congratulations to Beyonce. She won her
first Emmy for Outstanding Costume for the Beyonce Bowls special
on Netflix, which was outstanding.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Congratulations again. Yeah, And the.

Speaker 10 (31:23):
Emmys celebrated the Golden Girls TV show turning.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Forty years old.

Speaker 10 (31:28):
We all love the Golden Girls, Blanche, Rose, Dorothy and Sylvia.
We loved watching them live out their golden years in
Blanche's house in Miami. So, guys, who was your favorite
Golden Girl? Was it Blanche? Was it Dorothy?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Was it Rose?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Was it so Via? So maybe she was asking.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Sophia.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Sophia, Yes, who was the youngest?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Uh huh she was. Yeah, she was younger than Dorothy
for sure. Yeah, who played her daughter? Yeah? Great show.
Congratulations to them. Still watch the Golden Girls to this day,
to this day? Yeah, great classic show.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Uh and uh pretty good though I watched it INMM
some of it.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
It was pretty uh huh pretty good.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah that's good.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yeah, all right. Today, New York Fashion Week will end
and return in February.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
There have been.

Speaker 10 (32:25):
Fashion highlights from various designers and trends and social media.
So Steve, you know we all everybody calls you blue
cheese because you be dressing.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Can you give the men out there? Fall is coming
up this month?

Speaker 10 (32:38):
Any any fall fresh fashion tips, any trends to look
out for.

Speaker 13 (32:43):
No.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I think I think what is happened in men's fashions
now is a good thing. I see more men dressing
up now. It's less sag and less giant sized T shirts.
It's moke cats, even the young hip hop artists. They
coming to the ward shows dressed in some pretty fly stuff.
I'm watching the basketball players come down through the tunnels.

(33:05):
A lot of these cats be But you know, I
watched the girls in the ND the W n b
A come down the hallways. They bringing fire down there now,
So I think fashion is in a good place right now.
I think the young people and then got that torch
and they running with it kind of nice. You know,
it's still some foods out there that ain't quite caught on,
but you know you're gonna get blowed over with the

(33:27):
good news. So I loved what Angel Reese and whatever
the other lady that was with her hat on at
the Canelo uh uh Crawford fight, they was dressed.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
So does it make you feel a certain way to
have been an influence to these young people that are
coming up? The young guys, because every you know, a
lot of people refer to you and you're.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Well, I mean some people have given me credit for it.
I don't take none myself, because I just let other
people do that. Because the moment you raise your hand,
here come the hater. So I ain't saying nothing you know,
but I've been dressing for a long time. But see
when I first was famous for suiting, it was because
I wore an urban wear and I was I went

(34:12):
against the curve back in the nineties and the eighties.
You know, I was the reason that what you saw
of the NBA draft and the NFL draft and Jordan
and Magic wearing the big suits. They told me, hey man,
we would get home to watch the Apollo to see
what you had on. I would. When I was wearing

(34:34):
Barbara Bates suits out of Chicago, that was the urban culture,
all them suits. I wore my comedy specials, Kings of Comedy,
that was urban special And then I got out of
that and started changing. I think the change of the
past four years five years was probably the biggest change

(34:55):
I had made. And then so you know, I mean,
good for me, how people feel about it. There's something
coming out. I can't say it right now, but something
is coming out soon.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Your slash what's going on?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
What's happening?

Speaker 13 (35:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
See what I ain't finna? Do you know why? Your voice?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I'm not gonna just blow my own hond You know
I've been flying you know what I'm saying. Somebody saying
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
All right, please long good?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
You know leaving and I've been here, you know?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah? All right, Carla step on in here with your
music news shall I shall thank you, Charley Girl.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
The countdown is on.

Speaker 16 (35:46):
The iHeartRadio Music Festival is happening September nineteenth and twentieth
in Las Vegas at the T Mobile Arena, and that's
presented by Capitol One.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's going to be iconic.

Speaker 16 (35:57):
I love this ed Sharing Glow, Hell, Jelly Roll, Little Wheezy,
Wayne in the Building, Mariah Carey, l elkooj, Maroon five,
Big X, the plug will be there you Yeah, I'm
from Texas. This year is going to be an interactive
fan experience at the House of Blues and more so.

(36:18):
If you want information, you still got time, you want
to go to Vegas I do. You can go to
iHeart Music on the ground or to get more information,
download the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Go to iHeartRadio dot com.

Speaker 16 (36:30):
We got you all the information for the iHeart Radio
Music Festival, happening September nineteenth and twenty Thank your.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah, Steve, you need to put on one of those
urban suits and go.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
No, no, no, no no, We're not going to do
that no more. He'll trip and fall.

Speaker 11 (36:47):
Now.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, oh my, oh my talk show I wore for Halloween.
I wore all one of my old suits. Who some
room in there.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
After the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show right after this. Hey, what's up everybody? This
is your girl Candy, This is Anthony Anderson, this is Janet.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
And you can't get no sleep when you're listening to Steve, Carlos,
Shirley and nephew Tommy on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (37:19):
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Speaker 10 (37:54):
All right, so, Steve, we saw you and your little grandson. Ezra,
we saw you guys on a great I'm fishing.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Check it out. Take a listen. This is a sweet moment.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Big third one today, baby third one, little thanks for fishing.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
My second one.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Go along with you?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Eight wats you? How old is your grandson?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
You don't know?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Okay, like four or five?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Maybe, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 10 (38:34):
Yeah, okay, you're getting him started lying early, Steve, that's
a bit early.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
How he gonna make it? This boy gonna make it.
He don't developed this little life, especially with fishing.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Papa, I only caught two.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
No, this is your third one. Papa only caught boy.
Just go along with it. What did you talking about.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
A lot?

Speaker 16 (39:04):
About the quantity of fish that he was caught? I
don't understand. Why ask your question? What good did it
do to say it was your second one?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
What did that do? It was just the truth?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Wasn't he corrected you? Papa?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Or you just no, no, no, you don't correct me.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, because you're gonna learn this. Let's see, this video
would last on cybeer space forever. This will be a
teaching moment for me. He gonna be talking to a
girl and gonna tell the truth. She's gonna go off
and she gonna remember this lesson. All I had to
say was I left the club at three instead admitting
that I was dead too, and I'm stayed twenty minutes

(39:48):
from her house. It took me two hours to get that.
All you had to say was three. That's all you
had to say.

Speaker 16 (39:54):
So you're saying teaching him to lie about fishing is
a life lesson? What I'm saying, preparing him for life?

Speaker 10 (40:03):
Yes, hello, okay, but this he's practiced. He's a baby
to us. He's four or five years older. Yeah, you're
not quite sure.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
So what about respecting the truth? Telling the truth? Honesty
with that you expected overrated. I've lied in court before.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
He's let's go to the next thing.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Are you insane right now?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
What statue limitation? Dinner yourself? If you're listening, If I
have told the truth, I have went to jail talking
about I'm glad to stand there. Don't send yourself to
jail when you don't have to go.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
And not incriminate yourself. Well, well, it was a sweet
moment between you and your grandson. The lion I had.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
My granddaughters was out there catching fish too. My other
grandsons all at him caught fish, but as is the
most dedicated fisherman, got the patience for it.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Okay, all right, all right, well, thank you. We'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show, This Crazy Show
coming up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Warning Show.

Speaker 10 (41:23):
All right, it is time now to ask the crew
some funny, just random questions.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Here's one.

Speaker 10 (41:30):
If you could eat any kind of food and it
would never make you fat, it would never make you sick,
or it never.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Cause you to die, what would that be any kind
of mood?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I just filtered myself.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
So what were you gonna say?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Lord?

Speaker 12 (41:51):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Still having any food, any food, It wouldn't make you fat, sick,
or you wouldn't die from it.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
You wouldn't dae for mm hmmm. What do you need
that you can task?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Well, I mean over a time period, you know, bat
eating habit give me that.

Speaker 12 (42:10):
Don't give me that deep dish Chicago pizza? How about that?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (42:14):
All right, you're donald Yeah, okay, I'm gonna have steaks
for the rest of my life ribbats?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Mm hmm, media, what what are the sides? What side?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Potatoes? Okay, potatoes? I don't want nothing green.

Speaker 14 (42:38):
I can't die. I can't die.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I can't get fat or sick.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Kay, all right, all right, Steve, what food? Because you're
like a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
You love ice cream, creaver, I wanted to what fall
I wanted? I can put it. Let us scot you
own the Cammel chocolate boygeous kid here.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Oh it sounds like heaven.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I got a terrible blue bell in there right now?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
All right?

Speaker 10 (43:15):
If you had all your bills paid for, we're just
asking you, guys, some random funny questions. If you had
all your bills paid for and could be unemployed for life,
what would you do with your time? Everything was paid
for you you didn't have to work, What would you
what would you do with your time?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
You'd have a lot of free time?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Be up there harassing my wife at work. I go
with her job every day?

Speaker 9 (43:45):
What every day?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Tommy? I don't think you meant to say that, Tommy. Yeah,
you up at her job?

Speaker 9 (43:54):
How you call up because I got free time?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Tommy? That's why you heard the question. You know she's
at the hospital. Don't you seem like that's a dast place?
Your little hell? Is you up there playing in the
hospital before. You're gonna be up there in a minute.
Let's go about your answers a little bit better.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Julie, you're gone out with joy, all right? Your answer
is your answer? What would you use to do?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I'm touring the country fishing with everybody. I'm on the
Bill Dance Show, Jimmy Houston, I'm fishing with with with
with my man Johnny Morris. I'm going I'm going back
out to see the Lodge in Missouri. The greatest. I've
never seen anything that's great. This is It's Disney laying

(44:43):
in the South. Johnny Morris is the is the is
walk Disney of the country. I'm going back out there.
I'm fishing with Kevin Van Dam. I'm fishing with my
man Dooley that I met down at I Cast. I
gots to go fishing with Bill Dance. I'm all up
in Tennessee. I'm gonna get me a hat with a
tea on it, all of it. I got a Bill

(45:04):
Dance T shirt. Boy, you the count. You don't even know.
I won't be everywhere fishing. I'm gonna know how to
fish in hot water, cold water. I ain't gonna do
no ice fishing, though, if I got to wear I
just fished. The lowest side fishes are like fifty five.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
I think we got it. What you would do with
your free fish?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Okay, well, all.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Right, funny random questions, just random questions.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
I'm about a fast boat and I'm gonna put everybody's
logo on now. I don't even care if they pay me.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
How much different did your life go than you thought
it would?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Just way different?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Really?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Like how so I had a mechanical engineer. That's what
you wanted to be, only different? That Coppy cleaning company
was not the best idea I had. Cleaning compass my
life cleep, God gets so.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
All right, guys, thank you. Just some funny random questions
coming up next to the NBA never worked out for me, nephew,
tell me in the prank phone call for today. Coming
up right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour,

(46:24):
right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is he tells his mama everything.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Excuse me, mama, Broy you know somebody else?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
You know somebody?

Speaker 10 (46:37):
Oh, he tells his mama everything. We'll get into it.
Find out what it's all about in just a few
because right now the nephew is here with today's prank
phone call.

Speaker 12 (46:46):
What you got for his nepht I'm going deep into
the archives, Shirley, deep deep deep into the prank archive.
Let's see what we got here. Uh huh, Page page
two two. What we have is is that your husband?
Is that your husband?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (47:06):
It is?

Speaker 12 (47:06):
Yes, yeah, yes, because you inspect the gadget blank Yes, detective, yes,
you own that expected gadget blank blank blank. The ladies
and gentlemen buckle up here. It is is that your husband.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Along, I'm trying to reach care care. Hey, listen, my
name is Mark. Are you married to Jason?

Speaker 15 (47:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Okay, I got the right person.

Speaker 13 (47:35):
Listen.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
I don't I don't even know how to say this
to you. My like I said, my name is Mark.
I followed my wife today and I right now I'm
at a park and I'm almost certain that my wife
is right now. I'm about two or three hundred yards away,

(47:56):
but I'm almost certain my wife is holy hands with
your husband, Jason.

Speaker 15 (48:03):
So hold on, hold on. When you see my husband
at the park with with your wife, how long have
you been following them.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
I followed my wife this morning because I just was
still in like real weird about, you know, something going on.
And I followed her and I'm at the park right now,
and you know this, I think this is I think
she's with Jason. I think she's with your husband.

Speaker 15 (48:25):
What kind what type of car?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
You do you see?

Speaker 15 (48:27):
Jason?

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Then, alexis?

Speaker 13 (48:29):
What color?

Speaker 6 (48:29):
Is it?

Speaker 13 (48:31):
White?

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (48:32):
That's him. So he's supposed to he went to work
today and this Sunday, and they had some over time
that he's supposed to be doing that work today. And
he's at a park with your wife close.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
To them, So I'm not close to him, you know,
I try to stay back. Oh wait, wait wait wait
wait wait wait hold up, she just kissed him.

Speaker 15 (48:50):
She did kids who she did?

Speaker 6 (48:52):
My wife just kissed your husband?

Speaker 7 (48:53):
What'd you say?

Speaker 13 (48:54):
Your wife?

Speaker 15 (48:55):
Your wife's name is again?

Speaker 6 (48:56):
My wife name is Veronica?

Speaker 15 (48:57):
Veronica? Okay?

Speaker 6 (48:59):
What park day?

Speaker 13 (49:01):
They are?

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Langley Park. I'm at Langley Park right now. I'm about
two hundred yards away from them, and I'm looking at
she just kissing the cans.

Speaker 13 (49:09):
I cannot play this, man. I know, well, you're not.

Speaker 15 (49:12):
Telling me that your wife is kissing my husband. Well,
how did you get my number? That's all up?

Speaker 13 (49:17):
Backed it up?

Speaker 15 (49:19):
How did you get my number? Who are you?

Speaker 16 (49:21):
Like?

Speaker 6 (49:21):
I said, my name is Mark, A buddy of mine
named Fitz Fitzgerald.

Speaker 13 (49:26):
Fitz knows, he knows Jason.

Speaker 15 (49:28):
I don't know Fitzgerald. I want to know how you
get my number.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Fitz gave me your Fitz told me he knew Jason,
and some kind of way he got me your phone number.
I don't even know who he got your number from.
All I know is your husband is kissing my wife
right now.

Speaker 13 (49:43):
That's what I know.

Speaker 15 (49:45):
Okay, you just sitting there watching and giving me the
nob were gonna change this right now? You're sitting there
watching on some specta gaget. I'll go and bust all
this up because I don't play that. Because he said
he had.

Speaker 17 (49:55):
To work this morning.

Speaker 15 (49:56):
Some of the overtime don't have topic.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Who does that?

Speaker 17 (49:58):
In the part with somebody?

Speaker 13 (50:01):
It's two calls.

Speaker 15 (50:02):
Be in the park anyway, you can't see no ducks.

Speaker 17 (50:04):
Give me give me the address of this Langley Park.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
Okay, wait minue, wait, wait, wait wait they get the
blanket out the car. Now who does that?

Speaker 13 (50:12):
I know?

Speaker 15 (50:13):
Well, he ain't no romantic type of that. He never
takes We told park.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
But they getting the blanket out the car and going
deeper into the park. I cannot believe this. They getting
the breaking what no sh no sheet? Now I'm looking
at give me the wine and wine glasses.

Speaker 17 (50:32):
What gives me the address of the car?

Speaker 15 (50:35):
You want, some white boss? Stop, I'm trying to go
out busted up.

Speaker 17 (50:39):
I don't have time of the following me.

Speaker 15 (50:40):
I was started and now.

Speaker 14 (50:42):
Watching your life.

Speaker 15 (50:42):
I'm not gonna watch and I'm gonna hand him his ad. Okay,
let's stop this right now.

Speaker 13 (50:47):
Take your over there.

Speaker 17 (50:48):
To the park and give him the phone.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
I don't have time of this.

Speaker 17 (50:52):
You sitting up there watching your wife with my you
calling me?

Speaker 13 (50:56):
What comes you?

Speaker 6 (50:57):
I'm you say what you're supposed to be up there?

Speaker 15 (51:01):
Get on that because the mother's there. I'll be the
slap that. And I've been handing him in his cap.
Go hand him the fall. They up their head in
the phone.

Speaker 13 (51:09):
With your head.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
I'm trying to see what else they gonna do.

Speaker 13 (51:12):
That's what I'm trying to do. The thing.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
You just see enough all.

Speaker 17 (51:15):
That pulling death, be over that doing pulling out a
guy that what you want to wait to seelm take
cares over the handing him the pall.

Speaker 15 (51:21):
I know Jason ain't et no, park No, I'm got
Mike at home.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
I am on a third child, pregnant with a baby.

Speaker 15 (51:29):
But I don't get I'll go up there and whoop
this while I'm pregnant. I know well, Jason ain't need
no Parker. No, don't hand in the phone.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
You I want to say, let me, let me hold
let me stuff out the truck. Hold on. They drinking
wine right now.

Speaker 17 (51:43):
I don't give up about that. Go hand in the phone,
walk over and.

Speaker 15 (51:46):
Handing the phone, all right, Okay they do with George.

Speaker 17 (51:49):
I don't play up about mine.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Oh man, they Mark Mark Mark.

Speaker 15 (51:52):
I don't know who you are, but go hand him,
go hand him the phone. You're sitting up there.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Watching with your week you anyway, that's my wife.

Speaker 13 (52:02):
He with he with my wife.

Speaker 15 (52:04):
You must be all because if you was one of
them big old yokes up black, you never got on this.

Speaker 16 (52:09):
Who does that?

Speaker 17 (52:10):
You watching him at the park. I'm telling you.

Speaker 15 (52:12):
Now, I whooping that when I see I'm whooping your
wife set up whooping, Jason said, I'm gonna slap your
calling me with this You should there calling me? Got
my blood presser star Hall?

Speaker 17 (52:24):
Why you shot up though watching mock joke. But you're
supposed to be all on top of that. Yeah, when
I say, you got that coming too.

Speaker 15 (52:30):
But I'm I'm'm gonna find this langling part right, I'm
gonna get off the phone because I'll be.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
Up the I'm gonna show you how Okay, okay, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

Speaker 13 (52:37):
Somebody want to talk to you. Give her the call? Come?

Speaker 6 (52:40):
Was this this Timy Tommy Hugh, his nephew Tommy from
the Steeve Harby Morning Show. Your husband Jason got me
the prank phone called you. There's there's something.

Speaker 15 (52:51):
You almost made me have my baby hip in this
house this morning, and.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
I got two moments ago the other Jason got me
the pray PHK.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
He no better than that.

Speaker 15 (53:02):
Anyway. When he come home.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Oh, he told me say, look, man, my wife is
a no nonsense. She ain't don't take no drama, none
of that. He told no sense. Because I was like,
one man sit there and watch their wife at the park.

Speaker 15 (53:19):
What what man does that?

Speaker 13 (53:21):
This is crazy?

Speaker 15 (53:22):
But you tell him I got him?

Speaker 6 (53:24):
I got it. Hey, I gotta ask you this baby,
one more thing. What is the baddest radio show in
the land.

Speaker 15 (53:34):
The Steve Warvey Morney Shows.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
I'm gonna get Jason with this.

Speaker 15 (53:42):
No, Tommy, I'm gonna get you.

Speaker 13 (53:44):
I'll show you what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 15 (53:45):
I'm just gonna name the baby, Tommy. Tell him that
for Joe.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
Tell him You're gonna name the baby.

Speaker 14 (53:49):
Tell me, yeah, tell them tell Jason.

Speaker 15 (53:52):
Then I'm gonna name the baby Tommy.

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Speaker 2 (54:41):
Boy, you almost season the family feud?

Speaker 13 (54:44):
Are you.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Be quiet?

Speaker 12 (54:48):
I ain't quite where you went, boss man, but I'm
on the rise.

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I'm trying one hundred and fifty. Baby, I'm proud of it.

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Speaker 12 (55:00):
Can celebrate a little bit, you know, and whatever, whatever
the whatever the current host, you know, a family few decide.
You know, he wants to walk away into the off,
into the sunset, and then I'll walk into the sunset.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
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you do it, I think you need to let a
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Speaker 12 (55:24):
No, because whoever get it that you're gonna try to
keep it for twenty mmm?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Now who get it? That year is gonna be a glaring,
glaring difference. You don't want to.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Thank you?

Speaker 10 (55:37):
Coming up next to Strawberry letter the subject he tells
his mama everything.

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Speaker 10 (56:44):
Subject he tells his mama everything. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm
a twenty eight year old woman that justy loped with
the love of my life. We dated for seven years
and we did not want to waste money on a
big wedding, so we eloped and had a nice ceremony.
I also wanted to elope so my husband's mom wouldn't
be all in the mix trying to tell us what

(57:05):
to do. She's the reason that I waited so long
to get married. She's a meddler and a gossiper. And
it's not really her fault because my husband tells her
everything I do. It's been going on since we started
dating seven years ago, and we fight about his mother
all the time. Back when we first had sex, he
told his mother and she told my mother. My mother

(57:28):
was hurt. My husband and I broke up twice before
we got married because his mom said I was two
into sex after he told her that my sex drive
is very high. The second time we broke up, he
told his mother that I was considering dyeing my hair blonde,
and his mother called me and said, that's not a
classy color for a black girl.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I started making up stuff.

Speaker 10 (57:50):
Just so just to see how much of a mama's
boy he was being, and he fell right into the trap.
I told him I was behind in my student loan pay,
and he told his mama. She called me and asked
if I was having money problems and suggested that I
get a second job so I could pay my bills.
I'd had enough and I decided to fight fire with fire.

(58:13):
I told his mom that he's experiencing ED so we
have not had sex in over three weeks. His mama
called him and he was fuming mad at me and
said I shouldn't have told his mama his business. Oh really,
he has avoided me the past few days. But we
need to have a discussion about his mama and her
never ending mess. How do I get him to stop

(58:36):
telling his mama everything? Please help? I think you asked
a little late for all of this. You're married now,
His mama is his mama, and she's been allowed to
be all up in the mix for seven years. Okay,
she's not going to change that.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
This is a monster your mama's boy husband created and
there are no boundaries with him or her.

Speaker 10 (59:00):
I mean you saw that seven years ago. He tells
her everything and then she goes and runs her mouth.
I mean, honestly, I'm really surprised that you married into this.
You said you waited to marry him for seven years
because of his mama and her mouth, but she's.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Still doing it. So what was a seven year wait for?
She has not changed. You could have married him seven
years ago and gotten the same thing, the same, very
same thing as you got now. The only time you
break up now, think about this. You said that in
a letter you broke up twice. The only time you
broke up was because of his mom getting into his business.

Speaker 10 (59:35):
I'm still trying to figure out why you thought it
would be different now because he put a ring on it. No,
this situation is stupid. He I just think he is
and always will be a mama's boy who hasn't learned
to put his wife first. And that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
And mom is just doing mom, She's just doing her.

Speaker 10 (59:58):
This marriage is not going to last unless you and
your husband present some sort of united front to his
mother so she'll know that she needs to butt out
of your marriage, plain and simple, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Everything Shirley said is true. It's not a lot I
can add to this, but you know I will. But
you know, because I like see, I like little bitty stuff.
The fact that you eloped says it all right there.

(01:00:33):
And the reason you elope is because his mother is
messy and you ain't want up in your business. Now,
you obviously love this dude, because y'all have been dating
seven years, but you Elope, you had a nice little ceremony.
Now she's a meddler gospel. But it's not her fault
because my husband tells her everything. See, this whole letter

(01:00:56):
really has nothing to do with her. This letter is
about you the writer and your husband, the mama's boy,
because that's all he is. He's a mama's boy. Now,
at the end of your letter, you say, how do

(01:01:16):
I get him to stop telling his mama every Now
it's gonna be hard. It's really really going to be
hard because he's a mama's boy and he's been one
for at least you say you're twenty eight. Let's just
say y'all the same age. He's twenty eight and y'all
been together seven years. He's been a mama's boy for

(01:01:39):
about twenty eight years the whole time. Yeah, so it's
hard to disengage or get a person to resind all
these thoughts he's been having for twenty eight years. He's
a mama's boy. Let me just go through a couple

(01:01:59):
of things. He was right here. Y'all fight about his
mama all the time because he defends her because he's
a mama's boy. So then he told you he told
his mother that when y'all finally had sex, who do that?
Me and my mama have never bud discussed sex ever.

(01:02:27):
We didn't have the birds and the bees conversation. But
Daddy came and gave that to me. It was short,
it was to the point, and it was not clinical.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
I would love to have heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
I can't repeat nothing he told me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
That was my sex education talk with my daddy. Ruler
threw me into something about twelve thirteen. You know back
then that was that was clinic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, hold that thought, Steve.

Speaker 10 (01:03:02):
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Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
All right, come on, stevelet threecap today's strawberry letter subject.
He tells his mama everything.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
You didn't marry the mama's boy. Now, you waited seven
years to man because his mama's always met this. So
y'all eloped so she wouldn't be up in your bussiness.
She had a nice little ceremony, but your husband tells
her stuff all the time, and all y'all do is
fight about her. Back when y'all first had sex, he
told his mother. His mama got on the phone, call

(01:04:21):
your mama. Your mother was hurt. Y'all broke up twice
before y'all got married because his mama said I was
two into sex after he told her my sex drive
is hot. What boy goes in there talking to his
mama about his girlfriend's sex drive?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Right? I don't know anyone?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Right, So right there, lady, what are we talking about
the second time we broke up? He told his mother
that I was considering dying my hair blonde, and his
mama called me and said, that's not a classic color
for a black girl. I have seen some live chicks
with some black girls with rich blonde boy. Carla has

(01:05:10):
blonde in her hair, and it's always hair is always willed.
That's one thing about the ladies on this show, Carline
Shirley Monica. They have gonna be writing always. But she
didn't want you to die your hair black. So then

(01:05:31):
you started making up stuff to see how much of
her Mama's boy. He fell into the trap. He'd have
told everything I was behind. That was my student loan papers.
He told his mama. She called me and asked I
was having money problems and suggest that I get a
second job. The show can't count on my baby nothing

(01:05:52):
because he's my baby. Of me not gonna have this
boy working those two jobs. And he be tied then,
so then you decided to fight fire with fire. He
told his mother that he's experiencing ed so we ain't
had sex in over three weeks. His mama called him
and he was fuming mad at me and said I

(01:06:13):
shouldn't have told his mama his business. Well, ain't that stupid? Yeah,
you tell all of hers com He avoided me the
past few days, but we need to have a discussion
about his mama and this never ended missed. How do
I get him to stop telling you can't He's a
mama's boy and he's been there for twenty eight years,

(01:06:35):
and I want you to understand it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Not her as him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
You're married to a mama boy, period. I don't know
how to stop these mama boys because I've seen some
bad cases in that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
What's the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Well I had to do one time. He was real
close to his mother, and you know we understood that
because his father had died. You know, we grew up together.
But he just everything My mama said. I'm gonna tell
my mama because you're on our street. The lady down
the street could give you a whooping too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Oh yeah, yeah. It takes a village. Yeah, oh and our.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Village all savages. I'de got beat by all my friend mom. Yeah,
but just let him right here. It's just a real okase,
Shirley said it best. This is a mama's boy. He's
not going to check. I can't help you. You married
a mama's boy. All I can help you with is

(01:07:38):
relationship problems.

Speaker 16 (01:07:40):
With me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
What did she wait for seven years to get the
same thing though?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Why don't you do this, lady, because you may be
able to get out this marriage. Why don't you check
his driver's license and get a copy his berth to me?
Because you might be he might be fourteen? Boy, you
can get out your marriage. Whether that she got a

(01:08:08):
high sex drive? Tell your mama dad about you?

Speaker 16 (01:08:12):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Ye don't you? Ain't you got to go to work?
Why she screwing all evening? I'm gonna call her. Listen
la critia, missus Earl's mama. How much time we got?

(01:08:35):
We got time for a reinactment? A minute? Ten second? Shirley, Oh, yes,
I'm gonna call you. I'm gonna call you. You the wife? Okay,
hello Shirley, Yes, missus Earl's mama. We ain't got a
lot of time, Okay, you and Earl? Erl says you

(01:08:56):
got a high sex drive? He did. Don't act like
he was talking about you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Well wait a minute now, miss Dorothy, that's our business.

Speaker 14 (01:09:06):
Why did he tell you that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Did you ask him what?

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Because Earl be tired and he got to go to work? Well,
can you all in here all night dancing? On the
edge of the bed and everything in earth needs to
get his rent. Okay, performed his job.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Performed with you too. Well here fall five times a week.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Well, Miss Dorothy, I understand you told my mother. Now
my mother's upset. Miss Dorothy, I.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Told yo, mama because we got to stop him. Am
I doing that so long?

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Miss Dorothy, That's just perfectly natural.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
I'm human, and this boy all these days of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
He's a man, Miss Dorothy. You keep saying he's a boy.
He's gonna think like, here's my baby. Come all right, listen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
I think we get it.

Speaker 15 (01:09:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Steve Poster.

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All right?

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Sure, here we go. Week two NFL recap. The Packers
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Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
The Ram called it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
You picked that? Yeah, you picked that up.

Speaker 9 (01:10:59):
The Rams over the Times thirty three to nineteen called it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
The Bengals beat the.

Speaker 9 (01:11:04):
Jaguars thirty one twenty seventh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Woo.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
I was hoping that.

Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
The Raiders beat the Browns forty one to seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Yeah, I picked that one. You did the Bills over.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
The Jets thirty to ten.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Picked it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:11:22):
You also picked the Patriots over the Dolphins thirty three
to twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Picked it.

Speaker 9 (01:11:26):
The forty nine Ers beat the Saints twenty six to
twenty one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Man, I tried to get the Saints cause of Tasha.
I'm not gonna do that no more. Tash. I know
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the worst team in the fail. I'm not gonna sorry
for you, no mo Another.

Speaker 9 (01:11:42):
I know this will hurt you the pick, but you
did pick it. The Cowboys over the Giants forty to
thirty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Picked it and was pulling the whole time for Russell Wilson.

Speaker 9 (01:11:51):
I know then hear your boys come. The Lions over
the Bears fifty two.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
To twenty one. Told you Detroit the Seahawks Man.

Speaker 9 (01:12:01):
The Seahawks beat the Steelers thirty one to seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I don't think I got that one. No, you didn't
get that one.

Speaker 9 (01:12:09):
But you did pick the Coast to beat the Broncos.

Speaker 13 (01:12:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Hey, man, if I'm gonna say picked it, highs, I'm
gonna say picked it. If you're gonna tell me I
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here we go up.

Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
The Cardinals beat the Panthers twenty seventh to twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Picked it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:28):
The Eagles over the Chiefs man twenty to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Savteen, losing the attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
You be quiet, sureley.

Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
The Falcons over the Vikings twenty two to six.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Non't remember that one.

Speaker 9 (01:12:43):
No, you didn't pick that one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
I did pick this though. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
The Buccaneers.

Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
The Buccaneers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Over the Texans twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Y'all, y'all o in two now famous Cleveland. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we'll see it is. I'm it's regular for me. The
shock that's on y'all face is what I'm coming. I
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I can walk you through this thing. Because just two
weeks ago you was in the Super Bowl. You ain't
at oh and too, you're not even in the playoffs.

Speaker 9 (01:13:21):
To charge of the over the Raiders twenty to nine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Mm hmm. Let's just talk about this, oh and too?
How you he homestall?

Speaker 12 (01:13:30):
You didn't wait? Why you didn't let it? You should
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What's the matter of fellas?

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What you mean?

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What's wrong? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
I'm gonna I'm gonna be hat.

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Coming up by the top of the young woman on
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Need some advice, she says her her wealthy best friend
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We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening. You
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here we go.

Speaker 10 (01:14:06):
Kaylee on Steve HARVFM says, my best friend comes from
serious money and doesn't seem to understand that not everyone
can drop two hundred dollars on brunch or five hundred
dollars on concert tickets. She always suggests expensive activities and
then expects me to split the bill with her. When
we go out to eat, she'll order way more food
than we possibly eat. We could possibly eat, so she

(01:14:30):
can taste a bit of everything with no regard to
my limited income. I've tried joking and hinting, but she
doesn't seem to get the message. I don't want to
stop hanging out with her and hate to have to
start a serious talk about my ability to pay, but
something has to give. How can I explain to her
that I literally cannot afford her lifestyle without making things awkward?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Okay, not eise? Are two friends?

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Two friends? That's friend.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
You just got had that conversation. Yeah, and if she
really your friend, she'll understand if she ain't quit going
out with her, that's all right. Yeah, I have trouble
with that.

Speaker 13 (01:15:06):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
The last time I took my family out, I told him,
I said, hey, look, because you know, Marjorie and Laurie
orders all the food when we do family dealers, because
they the foodies. The third foodie in the family is Winter. Okay,
so they order for the table, and then them dog

(01:15:28):
goned kids add stuff on that they want, not the
next thing. You know, here come all this food and
then this stuff just sitting on the table getting sent back,
ain't even touched. And so I said, hey, man, listen
to me. Y'all pay attention to what your mama ordered,
and then y'all act accordingly. But don't have all this
food come out here and go back, because that don't

(01:15:49):
make no sense. Man, That don't make no CeNSE. Bills
be high.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
I don't mind you and your income bracket. What's high
to you?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
You figure it's o us sitting here twelve dollars, No,
that's Lordan.

Speaker 12 (01:16:03):
Now when they ordered at the high end, they twenty five,
They three thousand dollars plus.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Hey man, let me tell
you what this little crazy one of the kids of mine.
We're in New York mortgage. We're in New York. I
wasn't even in New York with Laurie. I wasn't even
with her. We just happened to be up there at
the same time. She found out I was there. She said, Dad,
let's go to lunch. She had two of her friends

(01:16:30):
with him. I said, okay, so we go to the
first place. It ain't open, okay, So we walked down
the street. She said, Dad, it's a place I love.
It's called cavia something. Every dish has caveat. I don't
care if you are to scramble eggs caveat. If you
or to fish, it's got caveat. If you are, I
don't give it. But if you're on a hot dog,

(01:16:52):
it's gonna be caveat. They don't have that. But I'm
just this caveat everything. So We're sitting up in here,
and I got a couple of partners with me. I
was on a business trip with and they had some
of their friends with him. Were in here order and
I'm watching this cavear come to this table.

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
These people don't even know what caveat is that we
got with us, And I'm just watching caviard dish after
cavear dish. One dude tasted it, spit it out.

Speaker 15 (01:17:16):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
This tastes like South sou little pills are salt. Hey, man,
I kid you not for a brunch. When the bill came,
the bill was twelve thousand dollars. Whoa for a brunch?

Speaker 12 (01:17:40):
WHOA?

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
I ain't doing there buddy. Hey, man, let me tell
you something.

Speaker 6 (01:17:45):
I was so.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Man, I'm talking about man to the point where the
owner of the restaurant came and said, mister Harvey, did
you not enjoy it? I said, Sir, I said, look, man,
bought all this food and here these people don't even
know what caveat is. He felt so bad for me,
but I wasn't saying I wasn't gonna pay. He just

(01:18:09):
heard my story and he gave me a discount. He said,
if we did, he said, and some of these dishes,
they didn't even open the caveat, so we won't even
charge you for those.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
But never We're going to lunch with y'alls kids.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at twenty minutes after right after this, gous people.

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This is your boy Chris br Boy big Snoop Dog.
Less up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
It's DJ Cavin And you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Another one you're.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:18:54):
So NASA is getting close to locking up four volunteers
for a three one hundred and seventy eight day Mars
simulation study. The crew that will enter the seventeen hundred
square foot habitat in Houston and they'll pretend they're on Mars. Okay,
they will not emerge. They will not come out until
Halloween of next year. These individuals, how much what These

(01:19:19):
individuals are not actually astronauts. Oh, this is for an experiment.
This is not for money.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
For halloweoluneer next. You know, they do this a lot.
They do this a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:19:31):
They're not actually astronauts. Like I said, They're going to
study the physical, mental, and social challenges that could affect
future explorers that go to Mars. They'll endure shelf stable meals,
water restrictions, and communication delays of up to twenty two
minutes each day. So if you could take a question

(01:19:53):
for you guys, you could use a break from your.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Life a million? Would you do it? Tommy for twenty million?

Speaker 12 (01:19:59):
And I ain't from the leave Houston and Papaye down
the street, Yeah, I do it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
You would do this for a year?

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Yeah? I just said I'd reduced it ten million. Ten Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Yeah, that's ten million a year, two years, No, No,
two million? Who see y'all next year?

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
Happy?

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
I just keep reminding myself.

Speaker 9 (01:20:24):
I got ten million in about a year.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I got ten meis just keep sen Yeah? No, another round?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Would you rather? Right after this, you're listening to the
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sponsored by Pfizer. It is time now for a round
of would you rather? Would you rather drink ten raw
eggs for breakfast? Or only eat a clove of garlic
and half of a raw onion for dinner?

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
And that clover of garlic and on your clover garlic.

Speaker 18 (01:21:30):
Not the ten raw eggs eggs I had an eggs
when I was playing I don't want to no, Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Yeah, that's what I say.

Speaker 10 (01:21:40):
Would you rather live a long life in poverty, a
long life in poverty or short life? Short life, very
short life as a rich person?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Yeah, one hundred and four years rich.

Speaker 18 (01:21:50):
Yes, yes, that's not short. That's that's who you ask,
not a short life. We're doing this bowl mess though,
that's not you don't care. I believe that as long
as I could bath.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
No, that's thirty eight years. That happened your time, your
first thirty eight well wicked?

Speaker 13 (01:22:17):
All right.

Speaker 10 (01:22:18):
We heard recently that Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson are
going to meet in the ring soon or next year.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
So who would you rather fight, Floyd Mayweather or Mike Tyson?

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Floyd Maywe Floyd Floyd not?

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Why not Mike?

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Because what because it's Mike hit it's Mike.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Floyd.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
That's not gonna happen. I don't know what you said.
You're gonna get Mike Floyd Thompson.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
When Floyd Thompson Junior.

Speaker 19 (01:22:53):
Don't matter, he can beat him. Floyd Jackson used to
stay down for me. You might could have beat him
I know you, Tim, He's always saying some ignant stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Yeah. Remember that time he said he could be junior
running Prime went over there and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Raised prime, Yeah, and lost again. But he tried. He
showed up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Remember that time he said he could jump over me.
Remember that time he said he could do twenty pull ups.
I can't do that, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Would you rather accidentally swallow a fly or a bee?
Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
I've died in this country town. I'm gonna swallow that fly?

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:23:53):
Would you rather be married to a ten with a
horrible personality or a three with an amazing personality?

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Team?

Speaker 8 (01:24:01):
Mean this?

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Give me this team?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Yeah, Look, look I want to find team with attitude.
I'm fine I.

Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
Do that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
I'm not from the city up here with this love
and have my way through life. I'm not fit to
do that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
That's today's right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Break up. And while I'm looking at it, I can't
squint that long.

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Speaker 10 (01:25:12):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this what day is this Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
This week is going by fast already.

Speaker 10 (01:25:22):
All right, it's Tuesday, last break of the day. It's
been a good day. Thank you guys for listening. As always,
Steve close us out.

Speaker 13 (01:25:30):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Here's my closees remark. So, I was thinking about this,
oh all weekend, along with so much that's going on
in the news, current events and things, and then I've
listened to so many people's opinions on so many different things.
But I wanted to remind everybody of something. And Bishop Bonner,

(01:25:52):
pastor in Atlanta, said something that I just heard him
say on one of his sermons I was scrolling through,
and it really has had a profound effect on my life.
And I'm paraphrasing it, but he says, be careful of
people who are always the victim of circumstance that they've
created themselves. And do you know how true that is,

(01:26:17):
because all of us know someone who is always the victim,
but it's from a circumstance that they created themselves. Like man,
you clearly are not seeing that you are in this
position because of you. See, here's what we all have

(01:26:38):
to come to terms with, and this is what makes
life so crystal clear at times. Three things. All of
us have choices. Every day we are faced with a
different choice. And after you have this choice, the second
thing you have is a deci decision to make on

(01:27:01):
which to choose. God made us this way. We are
really the only species that he created this full power.
He's given us full authority of the choices and the
decisions now listen to me. Depending on the decision you make,
right or wrong, good or bad, negative or positive, whatever

(01:27:25):
decision you make about your choice, the third thing comes
into play, the consequences. So you see, it makes it
all on us. You can't have a choice. I give
you an example. You're in a relationship, you meet somebody
you're trying to decide if you're gonna be with him

(01:27:47):
or give yourself to him. You decide, I'm gonna be
with him. I'm gonna give myself to him. Now you
get in this relationship and it goes bad. You're miserable.
It's going all wrong. Now, the first thing you want

(01:28:09):
to do is they ain't this.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
They ain't that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
They this a way, they doing this. I can't stand them.
They who whoa?

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Let's back up. In the beginning, you had a choice,
and in that choice, you made a decision to pick
that person. And in that picking that person, now you
are inside of all of the consequences. You don't see
yourself had a hand in that. M You don't see

(01:28:41):
that you picked this person. You don't see that of
the choices, this was the decision you made. Maybe you
need the decision too quickly. I got a friend right
now that's dealing with some serious consequences because they made
a decision too quickly. And he, oh, it don't make
no sense for him to do this right here, but
he just oh, I went to college with this dude.

(01:29:04):
This dude meets this girl and within two weeks they
move in together. This fool is sixty nine years old.
He moved in with this woman after two weeks. Here's
a man that's been married and divorced before. After two weeks,

(01:29:28):
they move in within thirty days. Thirty days, he mad,
it's over. I want her out. She won't leave. I'm
sick of her. I tried to help her and give
her none of Hey, bro, bro, bro, bro bro bro.
So he calls me, Hey, Steve, I know you got

(01:29:50):
that book and everything. This girl right here did this
and this. I said, bro, why did you jump the
gun like that? You only knew her for two weeks. Yah,
but she was cool. Everybody cool for two weeks. When
you meet a person in two weeks, you're not meeting
that person. You're meeting that representative. Everybody has a great representative.

(01:30:11):
I used to have one. Oh he was amazing, my representative.
Oh yes, Oh, this boy's out Stundy. His nickname was Butterscotch.
I put butterscotch on you. Smooth to the taste, easy man,
Oh conversation, delicious, hard to resist. And the more you

(01:30:36):
kept that butter scotch in your mouth, the smooth as
it got. It didn't even cut, it went down smooth.
I was butterscotch. Well, butterscotch got me in a lot
of trouble. See, butterscotch is a hard candy, and when
you bite down on it, it really ain't that smooth.

(01:30:57):
Scrunchy cut the roof of your mouth and everything. I
made so many decisions. But you can jump the gun
with your decision. But whenever you're dealing with the consequences,
you got to go back to the choices that you
had and the decision that you made. Because you are
the only person that you can correct. You can't correct
other people. So listen to me. You are in this

(01:31:20):
thing called life. Always know that the three things you
had a hand in. When you saw the choice, you made,
the decision, you got the consequences. If you start looking
at it like that, it'll cause you to look at
your choices different, make better decisions and end up with
some different consequences. You can fix yourself, but you can't

(01:31:40):
fix nobody else. Those are my clothing remarks today. I
hope you got something out of it. Hey, listen to me.
Here's the most important thing today, y'all talk to God today.
He would absolutely love to hear from it. He really
would make it happen, y'all have a girl.

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