FULL SHOW: Missing Work, Strawberry Letter: He Knows I Don't Wear Underwear - 12.03.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all at all.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
So given them.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Back a million bus bussy.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
Ye listening to.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
To I don't Joy?

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy show you you.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Love?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
You gotta turn well.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I got to turn them out.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
To turn the water the water up?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Looking me.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Come come out, you think.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to
the voice, Come on, dig me now, one and only
Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
Man, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Man.

Speaker 8 (02:15):
God been good to me. Man, he been so good
to me.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (02:22):
And and you know why I say it like that.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
What makes it amazing is because it's been in spite
of myself.

Speaker 8 (02:30):
I mean, you know what I mean by that. I
mean I mean that he's been good to me.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
In spite of all the craziness I've done, all the
foolishness I've gotten myself involved with, and not only got
but knowingly got myself involved with all of the stupid
decisions I've made. Put all that to the side, and
he's still been good to me. Bring it all and

(02:58):
put it on the plate and he's still being good
to me.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
That's amazing man. And I'm sure there's a lot of
people that can say the exact same thing. I mean,
come on, man, I got you. Ain't famous, I got
ain't nobody, got no microphone in your face, I got nobody,
ain't got no spotlight on you. I got nobody, ain't
got no camera in your face. I got nobody. Probably
ain't nobody blogging about you. But let me tell you something.
If you break it down and be real about it, Oh,

(03:23):
you done done something outside the box. You done done
something ladies included. You've done something out the box. You
woke up and went what did I do that for? Oh?

Speaker 8 (03:33):
We've all done it.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
So with all that said and done, God still loves you, man,
God still loves you, still wants the best for you,
still considers you his child, and its willing. It's willing
man to show you your future. He is willing to
show you your life. He is willing to let you
take a peek at the blueprint.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
Man.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's an amazing God right there. Because I know I
couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad it's him,
you know, today, man, I want to encourage brothers out there.
And when I say brothers, I'm talking to everybody that's
of the male species. I don't care about your color.
I really really don't. I don't even have time for
that in my day. Matter of fact, Sometimes when you

(04:19):
get to discuss and race, I just get tired of it.
Sometimes I just wish, you know, some days I just
want to wake up, just do me. You know, I
got what the skin tone is, I got that, But
I just want to wake up some days and just.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Going by my business and do me. I don't want
to have to deal with somebody.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I get tired of talking about the issues. Ain't gonna
make them go away, But sometimes I get tired. So
to day, I'm talking to brothers, all the brothers of
the male species. I'm talking about men today. Man, if
you ain't doing it all, if you're feel an empty man,
start today completing your process and your journey.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
And you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
By that, if there's a part of you just missing
as a man, and now, man, I'm talking to you.
So you know, some ladies listening, but you know what
I'm talking about. It's some part of you that's missing
as a man if you ain't really been in touch
with your kids like you're supposed to now for whatever
the reason is. And please know, I do understand how

(05:19):
sometimes women can use children as pawns. It happens all
the time. I've been through it. I've been through it, man,
I know what it feels like, man to wanna do something.
But because you ain't got this, or you ain't doing this,
then I ain't gonna let you have this. You gotta
fight through, fellas, you got to fight through. You got

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to fulfill your end of the deal. And I got
how difficult they making it. I got how man, it's
gonna come with some drama, but you gotta fight through it,
because man, we need fathers to be fathers. That's really
what we need. If you're a man out there and
you are a father of a child, we need you
do your job.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Our community, our situation, us as a people, all of us.
We need you to be a father period. Hey man,
I ain't coming down on you. I'm just your boy.
I'm your man. And I've been in the same predicament,
in the same hole myself where I couldn't get to them,

(06:26):
where they were used as pawns, where they were told
things about me that wasn't even true. I've been through it.
You can't see them, you don't come up. Okay, okay,
I got all that. You ain't sent this. You ain't okay,
Hey got all that. If you can call them sometimes,
tell them you thinking about them, tell them you love them.

(06:47):
If you can get a letter to them, if you
can get a message to your children through one of
your relatives, start the process today.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
Be a father. It's your job now.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Because you ignoring him, or you acting like they ain't
over there, or you thee backed them out of your
mind because the situation got too difficult. I got that.
I got that, But you got to step up and
be fathers. You got to write a letter. You gotta
send the money. If she talking about If you don't
send all the money, you ain't gonna see him. Send
what you got if she if taking it over there

(07:21):
is too much drama, send it through a relative, give
it to a mama, give it to her sister, ask
her to take it over there and do something for
the baby. Because okay, okay, you can't deal with the drama.
I got that, and I know it's much to pay
when you have to deal with that, because clearly I
know hell have no fury like a woman's going. Please know.
I know that, Please know. And that's a real statement.

(07:43):
That ain't no saying, Steve got that's the truth. But
do what you gotta do. Sometimes you have to apologize.
Sometimes an apology goes a long way to your children.
Just say look, because I've made this apology before. Hey man,
look I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. I was

(08:06):
out grinding and hustling and I wasn't paying attention to
you and I should have been.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
And I apologize now.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I imagine, man, there's days where you was telling people
I was your father up at the school and they
wasn't believing you. I apologize for sending you through that.
But now, man, I tell you what. I made some mistakes,
and I got it together. I want me and you
to move forward as father and son. I want me
and you to move forward as father and daughter. I
want to be in your life now. I ain't got

(08:34):
a lot, but guess what, I know a lot because
if you a man and you a father, please know,
you know something that child don't know. You have information,
you have experience, that's all they need sometimes to have
somebody to talk to. That daughter yours just needs to
know from her daddy, how should a man treat me?

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Dad? What should I look for in a man?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
See, they'll take that information from you because they know
is coming from the right place. And then you know
that your son needs you, because you know how difficult
it is if you're trying to be a man without
your daddy. You already know how funky that is, right there.
So come on, man and meet your mistakes and move forward.
Call your kids, write a letter, get a phone number

(09:20):
on them, send a text, drop a message, send a
note up to the school.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
Do something.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Man. If those of us that are fathers would just
be fathers, I could shut the entering camp down. Now.
I will say I apologize because I don't want you
to think I'm coming down on you. But I've been
through this myself. I ain't really coming down. I'm just
reminding you. This is our job. These are our children,

(09:47):
this is our responsibility. We are men. There is no excuses.
You don't get you don't get cut a brake on
that one. Sorry, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Moore Show.
Ladies and gentlemen, all aboard. This is the gratitude trade.

(10:11):
This is the train that pulls off every morning on
the Steve Ollvery Morning Show. And the only way to
board it is you must have a gratitude ticket. That's
the only way to get on. And it's simple. You
are the possessor of a ticket. All you have to
do is be grateful to that one God Almighty that

(10:31):
does it over and over and over again for us,
you and me. Man, I'm so grateful to be alive today.
Wherever I am there is God.

Speaker 10 (10:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh Man, I can't. I can't function with Man is God.
He is so valuable, y'all. Once you formulate the relationship
with God, which is very easy to do so, and
I want you to understand about forming this relationship with God,
do not attempt to fix yourself before you go to him.

(11:07):
Don't do that. If you could have, if you could
fix yourself, you're the Ben Doundone. It just go like
you are right now broken. You hear what he said,
Ben Doundone. It yes, yes, Shirley, stay out of this
park because it's there's no grammatical correctness in my thing.
We'll wait on your turns now like I was saying

(11:32):
for all the things he'd have been that that done for.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
Needs to be grateful. Get on board.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's Steve harl MORNI show Sherley Strawberry, Calinfrail Mississippi, Monica
Junior and the legend that is nephew Tommy Junior. Well,
what's what's going on with your man?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hey? Let me let me ask you a question.

Speaker 11 (11:56):
Up, what is the biggest surprise Guy is putting.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Your life up?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
You who said that.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
It was?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
What's the biggest surprise God has put in my life?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
And he done so many?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Really, the biggest surprised God has put in my life
is the change he made in me. M That's probably
the best thing, the biggest thing, the change he made
in me, because it is clear to me that I'm
not who I used to be. And I can't tell

(12:42):
you how good that is because and you know what, Junior,
I didn't know how to improve myself because let me
tell you something. Man, have you ever been going along
and then you think ain't nothing wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
But something really is.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Or.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
But you don't want to admit it.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Man, had somebody mentioned it to you that something's wrong
with you? You know, I shouldn't. I should have knew
something was wrong with me when I was a little boy.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
On Friday night morning.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Now take me to this all day and had me
prayed for all the time. It's something wrong with this baby.
He just can't close his mouth. I knew something wrong.
You were a mouth breather.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
I should have knew that in someone wrong.

Speaker 9 (13:36):
You should have known coming up at thirty.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Two minutes after the hour, we're going to run.

Speaker 12 (13:41):
That prank back right after this, and we're running it
with our grandma. You're listening Harday Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
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powerful when it's shared.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
At the Salvation Army.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
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safe shelter, and Christmas hope for families right in your
neighborhood this season. Lift spirits, including your own. Knowing you're making.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Christmas brighter and futures stronger.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Give with joy at Salvation Army USA dot org or
at a Red Kettle near you that Salvation Army USA
dot org.

Speaker 12 (14:22):
It is time now for the nephew who is back
after a nice refreshing day off.

Speaker 9 (14:28):
He's here to run the prank.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
But where I'm just speaking the truth where we're all here.

Speaker 13 (14:36):
Sure that you big on throwing me under the bus.
I noticed that that's a lot that you do.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
You do that the bush?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
When did I throw myself under the bus?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
When over there by the bus? It do look like
you undiated anyway.

Speaker 13 (14:58):
I'm saying that was funny. All I'm saying is I
missed one day and Shirley wanted to put it. You
just want to emphasize you.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Today.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I missed one today. That is what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Oh, you missed one day this week.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I did.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
I did, and we can get the tally for twenty
twenty five and it's tall.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I didn't mean to say that. I didn't. I didn't
miss that.

Speaker 9 (15:31):
It just came out.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, as soon as it came out, I went, how
are you saying time and time the same?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
All right? Come on, nephew, what you got for us?

Speaker 9 (15:43):
Welcome back? By the way, that's how.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
You welcomed me back though like that, I.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Just said, welcome back. You were awesome, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Hey, man, I'm gonna say something to you I ain't
never said before, Tim, what I missed you? Man? Because
Junior floored him who he had a rush.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
You don't even know.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
We ain't got time to go into it and limit
tell you something. It was traumatic. You ain't going to jail, Steve,
Come on, tell me.

Speaker 13 (16:17):
Why the print going on? Feel me in for this.
This title fits perfect. Neighborhood watch. Let's go get doc.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny.

Speaker 10 (16:31):
Yeah, this is Johnny.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Okay, you're the one that be doing the neighborhood watch.
You'll be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watches? Is
that you? Who's this is this Johnny? Who is this man?
This is pre J answer my question? Are you Johnny?

Speaker 10 (16:45):
Pull your road to your row? I'm Johnny and I
do the neighborhood watch? Who was the t J? I'm baby?
Hold on, man, don't calmb my phone, yell at me?
Charging me up?

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Hey man, only a blue streets over from you. Okay,
and you're supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that
ain't what you're doing now. I didn't caught you looking
in the window at my wife When I came outside.
You was halfway down the street. You and your dog
for doing You ain't watching the neighborhood You looking trying
to see them in the window. That's what you're doing speaking.

Speaker 10 (17:18):
Some Please, I don't look. I do my job, man,
I do my neighbors. I do my job. I do
the neighborhood. Watch, I make sure people ain't breaking nobody houses.
I gotta like, what the hell I want to look
at somebody else's like I got a piece of a
home I.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Don't want to look at. Then you need to stay
outlook with looking through people window. Man, you're supposed to
be watching the neighborhood, not watching my wife.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
When you say you live again, because I live.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Too street, you know what, I tell you what though,
I'll tell you what, Johnny, what people Tom?

Speaker 10 (17:50):
I'm gonna show you what a people Tom is.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Now. I'm gonna show you what.

Speaker 10 (17:54):
Now.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
I'm gonna start looking at your window looking at your wife.
See why, don't learn another peep, mister Johnny.

Speaker 10 (18:02):
But but putting your over here. I want you to look.
I want you to look at my window.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Who the hell is this?

Speaker 10 (18:10):
I ain't got time for this, man. I got a job,
I got a mortgage, I got kids. I ain't got
time for this man. Don't look at a job, man,
don't don't find a job.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
I got the job. I got a job from When
I'm at work, you got a.

Speaker 10 (18:22):
Job, Yeah, you got a job. Crying like a talking
about somebody looking at your Why ain't nobody looking at
your wife?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Man?

Speaker 6 (18:28):
Got a job. But when I'm at Morold, I'm wondering
if y'e the back of the home looking through the
window at my wife.

Speaker 10 (18:34):
Please talk to my house. Please, I'm coming later than
the window.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Fine, And then what.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
The hell are you talking about? Calling me? Telling my people?
And it's just white, no body, that's what you been doing.
Man's no white. You probably ain't got no wife. You're
probably married to the something. What you talking about? Man?
Talking about our people? At your wife? You po godund
a wife?

Speaker 6 (18:57):
And you are in the wonder room a woking still
watching the neighborhood. But that ain't what I'm doing. All
I got that.

Speaker 10 (19:04):
Come over here now, since you do a round neighborhood.
You three streets whatever, how many streets whatever you are
for me? Come right now. I stand outside with my
dog pushing on your I want.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
You to come by walking later that night with whoever
that shower the same way you were looking through my one.

Speaker 10 (19:22):
Please just come by, don't wait, just come by now, please, Oh.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Get me that way with. I ain't going about right now.
I'm waiting somebody with me.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
You ain't what, brother, I'm getting ready to throw down
so I could get ready and tell on my business man.
I'm getting ready to go and work again in the day. Man,
what the hell you talking about? Brock? I got two jobs.
I got jobs to work during the day and at night,
and in between I do the neighborhood watch. I'm doing
your service. I'm helping your lady. Do I you step

(19:54):
up here watching people looking and see if they's looking
at your watch? Got you get you a second job
or something?

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Said?

Speaker 10 (20:00):
Man, why don't you google? Won't you look at mustard
dot com or something? What the hell is wrong with
you calling me talking about I'm people at your what may?
Don't you ever call me with?

Speaker 6 (20:09):
No? The hole is this?

Speaker 10 (20:11):
Anyway?

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (20:13):
Who the hole is this? Because I got some.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Fo you who was going to tell you who it is?
This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your wife, Trisha.

Speaker 10 (20:30):
I'm gonna keep.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Man.

Speaker 10 (20:34):
Ain't run baby, They ain't right, baby, Johnny, Baby, that
ain't right. Man, you got me mad because I said,
ain't nobody go get me on?

Speaker 6 (20:43):
No prank, magg don't fop.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
Time for that man.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Frank Joy told me you do the neighborhood. What oh man?
She said, you do the neighborhood. You walk? You know
because what you got Rod Waller?

Speaker 10 (20:55):
Yeah know me, I walk. That's why I use niggas.
I want to be safe. May just kise something.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
I just stick my rock below.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
You got me bad, nephew, you got me bad.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
You're good.

Speaker 10 (21:09):
I'm good, bag.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
I'm gonna get it over all. Right. Let me ask
you this though, what is the baddest and I'm talking
about the baddest radio show in the.

Speaker 10 (21:19):
Land, made the Steve Harvey Show?

Speaker 13 (21:25):
And now you have it, Shirley, I am back and
I'll be back in another hour.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Thank you, all right, nephew, thank you.

Speaker 12 (21:31):
Coming up next to ask the CLO or Chief Love
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low brain functioning asap. Rocky gets checked by Rihanna in
public allegedly, and Oprah released this year's list of her
favorite things. And that's all coming up at the top
of the hour. But right now it is time for
us to ask the clo Ready Colo.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, I must start doing that, releasing my favorite things.
I'm mind it's going to.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Be fair good.

Speaker 9 (22:44):
Yeah, Steve's favorite thing.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, you definitely could do that.

Speaker 9 (22:48):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 12 (22:49):
Josiah in Beaumont writes, I heard your show yesterday.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
It's been a while.

Speaker 12 (22:54):
I would love to know if Steve knows that his
nephew does impressions of him on stage. I saw him
do it years ago. Now I can't tell those two.
A part on the radio is uncle, Steve, cool with it?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
What you think, Celo? Yeah, because you know when I'm
missing sometimes it's good that he can step aad as me,
you know. So yes, I'm perfectly cool with it. And
I don't think he sounds nothing like me at all.
But I'm the only person that think that. So big

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shoes to fill those, Steve, don't say, don't say that shirt.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
Already wear thirteen, you wear eight, No.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Eleven and a half an eight.

Speaker 11 (23:41):
Eight eight in balls in balls all right?

Speaker 9 (23:53):
Moving on to Camille.

Speaker 8 (23:55):
Tommy can buy shoes with Veil.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Chrony, camel and Forest Park.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Right.

Speaker 12 (24:02):
So, my boyfriend told me that he's bored with our
sex life, so I stopped having sex with him. Now
our relationship is rocky because he's distant. I think he
wants a threesome, but he can't handle two women. Is
this worth me trying to figure him out?

Speaker 6 (24:18):
He?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Wait a minute, your boyfriend tells you he's bored with
your sex life?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
She so you stop having sex with him?

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Now?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
He distant? M h, you ain't You ain't see that coming?

Speaker 9 (24:32):
Well, what she saw is she thought that meant he
wanted a threesome.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I don't really see how you read that into you.
I don't know where the threesome came from. He just
wanted you to pick up the pace you stopped now
her as I would be also, So you know, listen,

(24:59):
I think it's maybe the way he presented it. It
could have been presented a little bit better because you
kind of presented it kind of cut and dry hair
on board with our sex life.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You might have came to you a.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Little bit and said, hey, baby, look, I want to, like,
you know, if we could, you know, maybe do some
things different or try are you or.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Or you you tried by yourself? And then.

Speaker 13 (25:22):
Wow, everybody want a nice one song until that don't
work out?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Right?

Speaker 9 (25:27):
A nice a onesome once? What's the onesome?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Me and one more person? That's when it don't work out?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
A couple? Yeah, that's a couple. I'm struggling with the math.
I don't know what he's saying, but I'm gonna tell
you right now, threesomes ain't for everybody.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Let you know.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
That's what she says.

Speaker 14 (25:51):
She can hand you know, well, come on, confessed, don't
tell him nothing, don't now he should share, he should
be transparent.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Oh let's just say, you know, I ain't never shared
nothing way back in the.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
Day, you know, way before that was phone cameras. Thank god.

Speaker 12 (26:17):
All right, yeah, let's move on, shall we. This is
from Robin and Henderson. Robin writes, my husband got me
a coach ticket to travel to see my parents for Christmas.
He said, we need to cut back and stick to
a budget. To upgrade my ticket to first class would
be an additional four hundred and eighty three dollars. Should

(26:38):
I this is what Robin wants to know. Should I
get the upgrade or let him win this one?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Well, I'm not sitting back there, so you know four
hundred and eighty four thousand and eighty. What what I
let you can not do is walk past them chairs
with that extra arm room, leg room, ability to recline,

(27:05):
curtain that closes so that the people in the back
can't see what they're doing for me warm nuts, silverware,
being you with a choice on it. Yes, I'm paying
the extra for the upgrade. That's what I'm doing. And
cause it's Christmas.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (27:25):
If so, if they can afford it, heat, they should
cut back someplace else as far as the budget goes.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Well, let me say this, though, you know, a woman's
philosophy I found, for the most part, has always been
I would rather ask for forgiveness than permission. Permission, that's true,
go ahead and do it and just say, baby, I'm
so sorry. My knees was acting up and my back hurt.

Speaker 12 (27:55):
Okay, all right, all right, Robin, there's your answer. I'm
not going get that upgrade, girl, get that upgrade.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
This tell him next time?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Save right?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
All right?

Speaker 12 (28:11):
Last one, Steve, Last one. This is from Al in Norfolk.
Al writes, My wife gets upset when I won't have
sex with her on demand. We've talked about not having
any more children, but she has baby fever.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
We have four already.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I want the sex but not the kids.

Speaker 12 (28:29):
Should I get condoms or is it time for me
to get a voseectomy?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Wow? Why are you asking me?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, there's no way I can be in your business
like this, But you are a clo Well, I'm the
chief Love Officer, not the Chief no love office. I
try to keep family together. Now. The last question, a
woman cut her man off, h shut him down. Now,

(29:00):
she wanted every time, and you don't want to perform.
What's wrong with y'all out there? Do your duty, though,
Do your duty? Bring that heat on request. Yeah, but
he wants to know I used to could do that,
you know, request, That's not what this is about. What

(29:21):
you want really won't for me right there?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
He now somebody.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Now, But Steve, I want it now.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
You're talking about now today?

Speaker 15 (29:43):
What what time is it?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
So that's the difference between you back in the day
and you today today.

Speaker 8 (29:59):
I got a zoom called. I ain't never had no
zoom call in the pan.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
So should he get condoms? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Since he doesn't, bro, I can't help you. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Okay, if you show up with condoms and your marriage
and you married, and you show up with some condoms, yeah, yes,
Now where from? Thank you?

Speaker 12 (30:26):
Celo coming up at the top of the hour. We
will have some entertainment news for you right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. On a recent episode
of The Kardashians, Kim Kardashian was given the results of
a brain scan. The results revealed quote low brain activity

(30:50):
in her frontal lobe. The doctor giving the results of
the scan told Kim that her brain is less active
than it should be. Kim appeared shocked by the result,
saying that just can't be not accepting. I got to
get on a plan to really figure this out because
I have sugar honey iced tea to do.

Speaker 9 (31:09):
The doctor assured.

Speaker 12 (31:10):
Kim that she did not show signs connected to Alzheimer's disease,
and she appeared not terribly stressed, not anxious, and not depressed.
When social media, of course, caught onto Kim's brain scan results,
you can imagine how the comments were widely negative with
sprinkles of support for Kim. And here's the question, guys,

(31:31):
could you ever ever share this much of your life
and your health with a public unreality TV?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I mean, they don't hold it anything.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Let me just say this right here.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I think it gils kill the perfect out because you
have got to explain the marriage to Kanye. So you
had a low frontal brain damage you have, That's.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
What I use it for your decision.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, So, Kim, why did you what happened that you
and Kanye got together? You? You married him? You know
I was at first I was thinking no, uh huh.
And then as I bowed my head, my low frontal
brain damage kicked in because all the blood rushed to
the front and it said yes, and we got married.

(32:24):
I married Kanye Okay, Well, I knew something was wrong
when he started wearing all them stockings on his face.
He went at hot leather in the summer all day
long with them boots on him. We was walking trying
to hold hands and he kept running into stuff. I
was saying, take all that mess off. He told me
shut up.

Speaker 12 (32:46):
Now we haven't answers all coming together. Yeah, she's a
very smart lady. Though she spends ten hours a day
to she say, studying, just studying law to become an atturn.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
You know, she's amazing. Well that's what she said, all right,
moving on.

Speaker 12 (33:10):
According to video obtained by TMZ, Rihanna and her love
her bow Asap Rocky, we're leaving the Gotham Awards Monday night,
and Rihanna reportedly told Asap that she was heading out
because but he wasn't right behind her. Now in the video,
he's still seen talking to other people instead of exiting
the theater with Rihanna. As he extends his hand out

(33:33):
to Rihanna, she refuses to take it, so he decides
it's time to go and he walks out with Rihanna.

Speaker 9 (33:41):
Since Z released the video, jokes have.

Speaker 12 (33:43):
Been made online that Rihanna wears the pants in the relationship.
So whatever, Yeah, what do you think? Has your wife
ever been visibly frustrated with you in public? Guys and
just checked you in public?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Not check me, but definitely been frustrated. Definitely.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
What did you do the frustrator?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
What you did? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
You never know what you did and what you can exist?
What you got?

Speaker 11 (34:13):
You know you did, said, my wife actually left?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
What, Junior, would you standing outside the restaurant?

Speaker 11 (34:21):
I didn't know she was gone, the car gone. She
left my wife? He left me so sad, doing good?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I got.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
I got in trouble for breathing once that.

Speaker 9 (34:33):
Yeah what what?

Speaker 8 (34:36):
So what was that deep breath about?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
All I said was.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
She said, You're not the only one that's tired.

Speaker 9 (34:47):
Uh huh. And I know you did something crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I never know what I do.

Speaker 8 (34:53):
I just I just I do so.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I just don't know what I do, but I do it.

Speaker 8 (34:58):
Tell me that's because you've got that old frontal brain damage, like.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Real damage activity activity. Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
See hers is just activity right now.

Speaker 9 (35:17):
Finally we're gonna move on, as she does annually.

Speaker 12 (35:20):
Oprah has released her list of Oprah's favorite things for Christmas. Now,
every year we know that Oprah shares a list of
things that anyone would be happy to get as a gift.
This year, there's a journal, there's Apple AirPods three, there's
a crossbody purse, a set of cook wear that a.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Beanie, you know, a hat, and many other items.

Speaker 12 (35:43):
So this is really big for merchants and retailers because
they usually set out their items once Oprah. They sell
them out once Oprah has endorsed them. So Christmas is
coming up, it'll be here, you know in a few days. Really,
what's at the top of your your favorite thing list?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
What do you want? Well, let me tell you what
ain't at the top. If you give me a journal, you.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
And I were.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
Through forever done.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
This can't be on paper.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
For what.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
A journal?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Bennie, a big beanie?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah yeah, I don't want to. And you can't wear
across body bag. Let me give you a major tip
I've learned. Stop wearing cross body bags if you don't
have a flat stomach, because it don't.

Speaker 14 (36:41):
Go cross over old, so it's across over bag across.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Don't wear across body bag if you don't have a
flat stumbach That go for me and and women.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
I see it all the time. You need a double.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Baby gymba if when you put it on you can't
on zip it without loosening.

Speaker 12 (37:09):
Oh God, coming up, thank you, coming up at twenty
minutes after it is time. Timetimetime. That's my Mariah Carey voice.
We're talking deals on Christmas shopping. Up next, you're listening
to the Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (37:30):
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Ai and Emson Okay, Junior, Carla, check this out. Macy's
Friends and Family event is happening right now with.

Speaker 9 (38:09):
Yes Yes.

Speaker 12 (38:11):
With thirty to fifty percent off fine jewelry and fifteen
percent off beauty, it is the perfect time to do
your Christmas shopping.

Speaker 9 (38:19):
That's all I'm saying, Junior, did you hear me?

Speaker 12 (38:22):
It's the perfect time to get your wife quecious Christmas gifts.
You can look for items labeled friend and then get
ten to thirty percent off in select department. Get down
to Macy's today and hook up everyone in the family,
or go to Macy's dot com asap and shop online.
Macy's Friends and Family Sale ends December eleventh. So I'm

(38:44):
shopping today, I'm shopping tomorrow, and I see what.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Did you jus? What did you buy Keisha last year? Queisha?
That's why I got the braces from her bracelet. Got
came out of them, got it all out of macy
Oh nice.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Match harem yea.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
They have a fine jewelry sale going on jewelry centers. Now,
I'll tell you what. I ain't even got time to
talk to you.

Speaker 11 (39:09):
I'll figure right now.

Speaker 10 (39:09):
I tell you.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
You ain't here one Lad's time you heard. That's right.

Speaker 12 (39:16):
So this holiday, let Macy's be your guide to gifting.
You can shop at Macy's dot com. I'm telling you
to hurry up. Macy's Friends and Family Sale is going
on now through December eleventh. Carla, Now, we were excited
to see our baby, Tasha, your daughter walking into Macy's
Thanksgiving Day parade last week, that was something special. So

(39:37):
you know, I know you love New York And what
about that big Macy store at Christmas time?

Speaker 9 (39:43):
There's nothing like it.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Listen to me, Listen to me.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
When the parade started, the ninety ninth annual macy Thanksgiving
Day Parade, Tasha the Cheerleaders day march behind it, there
was a big blue Macy star to match their unifor forms.
They performed in front of the macy store and Tasha
and I we just were out of breath when we
walked inside.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Macy's on thirty fourth Street.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Did you hear what I'm saying? And we went shopping
at Macy's prior to coming to New York to get ready.
We got the boots, the sweaters, the coats all the year.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
So we love us some Macy. So we are going
to what's the sale? Junior, don't leave me, don't leave me.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
We can all go together.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yes, it's okay, I gotta go now though. Okay, we're
leaving the radio show right for Macon's. Yeah, you see,
you don't even stay what they mean to me? I'm
with you.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
I love Mason.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
Yes, Mary, Christmas, thank you. Macy's.

Speaker 11 (40:43):
The dientom section will be up again this Christmas, the
damn section forget all you did them?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Uh huh jeez, yeah, okay, cool, I'll beat in everything.
All right.

Speaker 12 (40:52):
It's going on now through December eleventh. Okay, you can
go online, you get to Macy's dot com, or just
go in the store like we're going to do. All right, guys,
thank you. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour.
We will find out. We will find out. I don't
know if he's gonna tell us, but we're certainly going
to ask.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
We're gonna pride. We're going to try to find.

Speaker 12 (41:11):
Out why the nephew was off yesterday right after this.

Speaker 13 (41:18):
No, resources that is not yall be you're listening hard
morning show.

Speaker 12 (41:30):
Okay, So Tommy, you take off work now and you
don't even clear it with your uncle?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
What is that?

Speaker 12 (41:36):
What is that? I mean, it's a real Hollywood of you.
I'll say that. And Steve, I know you said you
didn't care yesterday when we asked you, why was Tommy
offer it was?

Speaker 16 (41:45):
But but he said you said it was very Hollywood
of him. He got brand new some people can't let
some people become a star.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
You just can't do it. You can't, Yeah, because it's
what you get different. He's changing, y'all think.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
I changed what you have?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
But I miss you. I missed I missed your time.

Speaker 8 (42:13):
I did thank you.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I know I missed you. Quiet, Junior, Tommy, you have changed.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
You be quiet?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
You got your case together first on.

Speaker 8 (42:26):
The show, confessing and all this.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
You be quiet for a minute.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
So do you know where he was?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
That's what I'm asking you, Uncle Steve. Do you know
where you're going? You have no idea because, like you said,
he's gone Hollywood. Yeah, he's he's pretty Hollywood now.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Yeah, and now he wants to know.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Have I changed? Tommy? Has this? Don't answer me?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Getting out your Dirk?

Speaker 8 (42:55):
Yes, poor person.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, oh wow, Tommy, I did not do that. I
couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Can I ask you a question? Where are you right now?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I'm in Hollywood, baby, in California.

Speaker 12 (43:20):
Okay, okay, it's a city you're in. Here's another question.
Why didn't you check with your uncle? Your uncle had
no idea.

Speaker 9 (43:27):
Where you were.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Well, he goes somewhere.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
He don't check with me. You're going to see Harvey
with you check with you? You just doctor Hollywood. I've
been out here.

Speaker 9 (43:45):
You gotta stop.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
I stopped checking twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I'm not checking. Oh with nobody. Your name on the side, baby,
I saw. So wait a minute, Temmy, you're saying you
didn't let your uncle know you were going to be
off yesterday, because when he's off, he doesn't check with you.
Did you come out of your mouth?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I just make sure none of us do that, Junior.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Don't let us know when he ain't coming.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
What doesn't make it up pattern? He has a pattern.
This is a pattern of behavior.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
That's all why the hospital got to call us, though,
because when he's off, it's usually because of a crisis.
Steve Hard he'll.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Know the way on the way. He can't use his phone, though,
That's what I don't think.

Speaker 9 (44:35):
Because they God, don't they take your phone, Junior.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
They trying to get there, That's what I'm trying.

Speaker 11 (44:43):
I'm trying to get to they take your phone matter paint.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
I mean, I don't know where the phone at. I
made die. If they gonna take the time.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
That's in your phone.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
If they've taken the phone, that's gonna kill me. If
they got the phone.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
What's in your phone? Tommy?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
That ain't got nothing with y'all. This is too much.
It's way okay. I will say this.

Speaker 13 (45:11):
Yesterday I was at a own event in uh in Hollywood, California.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
It's called four Year Consideration.

Speaker 13 (45:18):
I was at an own event we along with na
A CP, and I will say I thought I was
the life of the party. I thought I was the
star until all the network execs came up to say, Tommy,
we're glad to have you here.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
How Steve doing.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
That?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Going one sentence right there?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
So you was out there with the National Association for
Colored People and you was doe Steve, I have a question.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
No.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
So the event was from six am in the morning.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yes, don't don't don't judge me called you don't judge me.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 13 (46:03):
It was the reception and some of us had tea
and breakfast.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
You don't judge me.

Speaker 12 (46:09):
You shouldn't have to check with someone the next time
you take off.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
Coming up next it is his nephew.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
It wasn't a birth. Today's prank phone call right after this, it.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Was a breakfast, brunch, dinner.

Speaker 12 (46:23):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning show coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is he knows I
don't wear underwear.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
He knows this, okay, and I don't have.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
A problem with this.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I what is the letter?

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Fun?

Speaker 9 (46:46):
We'll get into it and find out what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
What we said about?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Hes around my house? What did the clothes you got
on the news? Back you here?

Speaker 9 (47:02):
It's today's brank phone call.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
But you.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Light here we go?

Speaker 13 (47:12):
This is right here is called you married your brother?
You're married your brother. God when you get that kind
of news right there, You're married your brother. Let's go
cat though.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you common. This is
she Hi Carmen. My name is Keith keeping from calling
you from the insurance group. Oh hi, how are you good?
You and your husband? What is it Harvey? Harvey? Is
that right?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Yes, okay, you guys actually put applications and actually went
in and got your physicals done for Life insurance, right, yeah, yeah,
that's correct. Okay. I actually uh am calling you from
the insurance group. I have you all lab results and
everything as far as your physicals and blood tests and things.
Of that nature. Is there any way I could possibly
talk to both of you guys at the same time,

(48:03):
U N. Harvey? Is that possible?

Speaker 17 (48:06):
Well, sure, he's at work right now, but I can
get him on the phone.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Okay, it would be uh it'd be kind of easy
if I kind of explain everything to both of you
guys at the same time. Is that if that's okay? Okay?

Speaker 10 (48:16):
So I'm wrong?

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean, I think I need
to just try to bring a few things to you
guys attention. But I think you know, after that, it's
pretty much you guys decision on what you do. But
I just wanted to let you know a few things
about you know, the results and things of that nature, life, insurance,
the whole nine yards. Okay, Okay, head on, let me
see if I can get him on the phone. Hey, babe, Hey,

(48:41):
sweet are look?

Speaker 17 (48:43):
I got the insurance people on the line. They want
to get both of us on the phone to talk
to us about the insurance stuff.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Oh cool, Hey Harvey, how you doing this? Is Keith
keep from the insurance group? How are you? Hey?

Speaker 10 (48:55):
Good with that?

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Nick? Keith? Good? Good? Listen? And I wanted to give
you guys a call and follow up. You guys did
physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards, and
I wanted to give you guys a call. It's kind
of bet if I talk to both of you guys
at the same time. So, do you have a minute
that we could actually use to gotta get some of
this information out to you.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm gonna go break right now.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
We're good, okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all
your your lab results back everything, and I kind of
got a few questions for you guys that I that
I'm a little puzzled on. How long have you guys
actually been married? We together free years, okay, now, prior
to being married three years. How long did you guys
know each other before you got married?

Speaker 10 (49:34):
Oh, you say about five and a half five six years?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
About six years?

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Okay, You guys have been knowing each other pretty close
to nine years now all together.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Are you actually from the same hometowns? You grew up
in the same hometown?

Speaker 17 (49:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up. I mean, I'm sorry,
is this question I mean, is this about the insurance or.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
Well, I mean, there's a few things that that's actually puzzling, Carmen,
that we need to.

Speaker 12 (50:03):
This.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
This is some news. I actually didn't want to bring you, guys,
but I mean we have to. I have to actually
give you this news. Looking at our records, looking at
all the test results, and let me be the person
to tell you that we run these results over and
over and over, trying to make sure we are completely
one hundred and fifteen to twenty percent right, Okay, it's
a problem with the test. Well, looking at our test, guys, Harvey, Carmen,

(50:27):
it's indicating that you guys are related, and nine times
out of ten you are. You guys are siblings? What?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Hold on? Man?

Speaker 6 (50:38):
What? And I understand the shop. It took me. It
took everything I had to make this phone call. I
did not want to make it. But looking at our records,
and we went over these records over and over, and
the blood work tells us that you guys are actually siblings. Man,

(50:58):
help you kidding? Are you serious?

Speaker 10 (51:03):
I'm I'm a wife.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
You know what this is not that This is not
a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know, Like
I said, I did not want to call with this information.
What you did? Make the call? Man?

Speaker 17 (51:15):
Look, I don't know what you need to go back
and double check your records or something because you've been
married three brief check.

Speaker 10 (51:25):
With the lab man. Can you check with the lab and.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Like paul Us back Harvey and I and I knew
those questions would have come up, and we we went over,
we went, oh, make the call and it got to
be wrong. So what you need to do is.

Speaker 10 (51:39):
Make another call it called a lab and call us
back and let.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
Us know that you either.

Speaker 10 (51:44):
So they made a mistake of suck. You're talking about
me and my wife.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Uh, and I understand that, hardy, Harry. Let me ask
you this is it possible, you know? And this is
just a question. Is it possible that your dad and
maybe her mom maybe knew each other at some point?

Speaker 10 (52:00):
Then what you're saying by my mom and dad.

Speaker 17 (52:03):
That's some straightened look and you need to have to
go back and do whatever you need to do.

Speaker 10 (52:09):
But I thank you much.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
You say some flake out again.

Speaker 17 (52:12):
I think my baby's gonna be coming down that beat
yoursens it like that.

Speaker 10 (52:16):
Hold on, baby, baby, baby, baby, I don't know baby,
I got this, I got a baby, I got a baby.
I gotta how he's gonna call me with you what
you find, I'll know where you from. People do like that.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
But that ain't all on you, sir, is bringing you
the result?

Speaker 10 (52:32):
Why don't you bring me results in personal out that
I walk you. That's what I'm talking about, beating him.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Hey, sir, even if you beat the messenger at the
end of the day, that's still your sister.

Speaker 10 (52:43):
At the end of the day. I'm gonna wook you.

Speaker 17 (52:44):
But I don't care what you're talking about.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
Not you hain't my brother hod.

Speaker 10 (52:49):
I'm gonna find out you whatever you will for you
in you're gonna call me time out. We brother, suspense
my wife.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
I am that son. Somewhere down the line, somebody made
him mistake and you guys a brother and sister got married.
I'm not as far for that.

Speaker 10 (53:05):
Well, let me tell you that, don't you make a
mistake of colleague. He's in one of these numbers again
in your life.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
So I got one more test result I do need
to get you.

Speaker 10 (53:16):
Been talking about them? What else you got to say?

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Not?

Speaker 10 (53:19):
That's don't be working me.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
The only other test result I have, ma'am, is that
this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got praanked by your girlfriends.

Speaker 10 (53:34):
I told you a like I told you, I got
one more thing.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
I got to ask both of y'all, what is the
baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land, Steve Show.

Speaker 13 (53:59):
One day off and back up in here, let's go.
Stupid is back in town. Yeah, I don't let it
shake you up now that I'm back up in here
doing what I do, because, yeah, we know that stupid
it is necessary on this show.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
All right.

Speaker 12 (54:13):
Well, I mean we have it. Whether it's necessary or not,
we do have it. That's the point.

Speaker 10 (54:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Respect on man. Well, y'all should have saw me last night. Boy,
I was so sexy. Y'all.

Speaker 13 (54:26):
Well, I was saying, you couldn't tell me speak up
to miss uh mister Yan.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Correct me, I stay correct.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
You said her name wrong when you met her?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
No, I said, hey, miss Bonzan birth name. Hey, that's
what I said.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
You didn't try.

Speaker 13 (54:51):
You you helped create the own network. No, no, no, no,
you put the face on it from the beginning about down. Yeah,
so you I sir, And she loved you, Steve. She said,
please tell Steve. I said, he please, tell miss you
so much.

Speaker 9 (55:08):
They need to bring that back. Yan Wi fix my life.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Yeah, a lot of people, a lot of people live.

Speaker 9 (55:15):
Fix it, yes for sure.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Come on the show and fetch junior life.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
One thing wrong, one thing all right?

Speaker 8 (55:32):
You have to you somebody thirteen times on the radio
and other day.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Thirteen coming up next to my Strawberry Letter and the
subject is he knows I don't wear underwear.

Speaker 9 (55:43):
We'll get into that right after this.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Your brother. Around the holidays.

Speaker 12 (55:50):
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it's even harder getting the right gift. But get this.
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(56:11):
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It is time now for my Strawberry Letter for today.
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Speaker 2 (56:47):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it. Fold you here it is Strawberry.

Speaker 12 (56:52):
Let up all right, and if you thank you. Subject
he knows I don't. I don't wear underwear. Stephen Shirley.
My husband is thirty nine and I'm thirty seven. We
have three children under the age ten. I rarely get
out anymore, so I was so excited when my girlfriends
planned a night out for my birthday. I got a

(57:13):
babysitter so my husband could go hang out with.

Speaker 9 (57:15):
His friends too.

Speaker 12 (57:17):
My girls took me to my favorite restaurant, and then
we went to the club down the street from the restaurant.
My husband and I know the owner, so he sat
me in the VIP area and sent over two bottles
of champagne. I called my husband to let him know
I was at the club. He said he would pick
me up around one am because he didn't want me
in the car with one of my drunk girlfriends. After

(57:39):
we hung up, I started drinking a lot, and I
was dancing a lot. I danced with whoever asked me,
but mostly I was in a circle dancing with my girlfriends.
At one point, I had to use a bathroom and
it was crowded, so the security guard led me to
the bathroom and he stayed by the door until I finished.
When I came out, he put me on his shoulders

(58:01):
and cut through the dance floor to take me back
to my girls. They cheered and hyped me up for
being on this big, strong man's shoulders. My husband had
to come pick me up and he saw me on
the man's shoulders and he was very unhappy. He said
that everybody in the club could see my bear, but

(58:23):
he knows that I don't wear underwear, especially with tight dresses.
He said, I had my bear the JJ on the
back of another man's neck, and I should be ashamed.
I get why he's mad, but it's still kind of
funny to me. He said, I can't go out again
until I'm fifty. I'm cool with that, but how do
I reassure my husband that it was just innocent.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
Fund You can't. You can't and.

Speaker 12 (58:50):
Your husband can't unsee that Some man picking you up
in the club. Your husband is never not going to
be upset about that visual. He will always be mad
at the chance the idea that this security guard or
any other man may have seen you. It's not a
joke to him. You can't make this funny. You know,

(59:10):
men are territorial and they have egos. He doesn't want
another man even thinking about you in that way. So no, ma'am,
no jokes. This is not funny to him, because he's
mad you even let another man pick you up in
the first place. Your husband should be the only one
who knows you don't wear underwear.

Speaker 9 (59:29):
Okay, period, Steve, I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Where where is the dismay at in this letter? Why
are you questioning? The only thing you said in this
letter that made sense to me was you said, I.

Speaker 8 (59:52):
Get why he's mad. And you should have left it at.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
That, because you have got to understand lady. First of all,
you drink, and after you hung up and said he
come get you started drinking a lot. Now you're in there,
you made a couple of statements to let me know
it was fit to go. I danced with whoever asked me,

(01:00:16):
but mostly in a circle with my girlfriend, So that
means it was some men coming up to you asking
you to dance. Now you thirty nine, you're fully grown.

Speaker 9 (01:00:32):
How it's working? Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Yeah, yeah yeah. The husband's thirty nine, you're thirty seven,
so you're fully grown. You got all these kids, all
of them under ten. You deserve tonight though. Great if
your husband set you up with God, you know, at
the club VIP section, couple battles of champagne hit apart
that throwing your husband. When you went to the bathroom

(01:00:57):
and the security guard stood there, what was the conversation
that you and mister big strong security guardhead had that
would make you climb on his shoulders with your bare
bottom and naked VIJJ. What conversation did y'all have and

(01:01:23):
you agreed to climb on the back of this man's neck.
What conversation was that at the bathroom? Because that's not
a normal conversation. I've been to a lot of clubs.
I've never seen anybody putting nobody on their shoulder to
walk them back to their table. And I've never seen
in case it ain't been done, but I ain't never
seen it. Why are you going back?

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
You sit up in here. He know I don't wear underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Okay, he also don't know that you have on the
tight dress and you would climb on a man's back
with no underwear, and that's what come up, and your
bottom showing and all the rest of you is on
his neck.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
See I see.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
It's too much unexplainable in him. Number one, How drunk
are you? Number two? Whose idea suggestion was it, I'm
gonna give you a ride back to your table? What
made the security guard think that was a good idea?

(01:02:33):
But what's deeper than that? What made you think it
was a good idea to even do it? And then
your husband comes in the club and that's what he see,
his wife, the mother, his children, bottom out on the
back of a.

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
Man's neck with no draws on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Houston.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
We have a.

Speaker 12 (01:03:04):
Problem, Yes we do, and we'll have part two of
your response Steve coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hour Today's Strawberry Letter subject he knows I don't
wear underwear.

Speaker 9 (01:03:15):
We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 12 (01:03:18):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays, it's
hard to find the right gifts, but you know it's
even harder getting the right gift, But get this. Verizon's
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(01:03:38):
You get the latest phone with a new line on
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trade in needed. You can give a couple away and
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to yourself. No one has to know. Stop by your
local Verizon. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
strawberry letter. The subject is he knows I don't wear underwe.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
For those of you who missed it, let me just
recap this quickly. This woman is thirty seven. She's celebrating
the birthday. The husband knows. They went to a restaurant.
The husband knows the club she wants to go to.

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
She gets a VIP session. He sends a couple of
bottles of champagne.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
You also let him go out that night, So y'all
got a babysitter so he could go out, and she
went out with the girlfriend. He called and said he
didn't want her ride home with her drunk girlfriends. He'll
come pick his wife up. You say, okay, So then
you start drinking a lot. It got drunk, you said
in the letter. I was dancing with anybody that asked me,
but mostly I was dancing with my girlfriend. So that

(01:04:38):
means he was out there with a bunch of men too.
You got to drink, and you had to go to
the bathroom. Security walked you to the bathroom. It was crowded.
Walked you in the bathroom, and security still there and
waited on you to come out. When you came out,
here was the brilliant idea one of you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:57):
I'm thinking it's him, and get on my shoulders.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I'm gonna take you back to your table, your drunk
behind with you can pick me up, he said, Here
he is. He squatted down. You raised your legs up
over the shoulders of another man. You said, you was
on the shoulders of this big, strong man. He was

(01:05:24):
carrying you back to the table. Why why y'all couldn't
walk just like y'all walked to the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
What made him think you would even agree to this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
And then how drunk were you that you did agree
to Now you're going back to the club and your
husband come to pick you up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
He looked and see your bad.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Bottom is showing your butt out and Your response is
he know our own way underwear, but the rest of
your naked body is up against this man's neck.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
He see all that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
How did you get down, because that's even more interesting
than how you got up there to slide across the
top of his head. Did you pull your leg over
like you was getting off a horse or a bike?
Put your approach? Did you use.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Did you need help.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
With you're staggering? How long did he have to get
down on his knees to let you off the ride?
Your husband see all that now?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
He mad?

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Your response is he knows I don't wear underwear. You said,
you understand why your husband was mad, but it's still
kind of funny to me. You still drunk. It's still
kind of funny to me. You still drunk because this

(01:06:50):
ain't funny. He said, I can't go out again until
I'm turn fifty. I'm cool with that, But how do
I reassure my husband that it was just innocent fun
because that's not what it looked like, my wife on
the back of another man. I'm trying to see where
innocent or fun fits in this situation. And Shirley said

(01:07:16):
it best. He can't unsee what he saw you've learned
the valuable lesson.

Speaker 9 (01:07:25):
Out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
You don't need to drink no more, no more. You
need to tell you alcohol off your list of things
to do. And I'm really surprised, lady. I mean, that
was just unacceptable behavior. That doesn't make any sense if

(01:07:47):
you and it's not funny. This is not funny. Yeah,
you know, if you was a college student, this could
make more sense. Because you're not married, you ain't got
no kids all, this would make more sense. You got
three babies, all of them under ten, and you married.

(01:08:11):
I'm not understanding. I'm just not understanding.

Speaker 12 (01:08:19):
What about the part where her girls cheered her on
when he brought her back on top of his shoulders.

Speaker 9 (01:08:25):
They were cheering that she was on top of this
big strong man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, she got her hands up. It's a birthday. It's
a birthday. She wasating, drink all downme and everything. Yeah,
and she's in coherent.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I don't have me birth for me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Wow. So I don't know how.

Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
You all. I can't explain this you this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
This really is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
No, no, what let me tell you how crazy it is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Color got a husband, call, he got a child, cal
Ha got birthdays like everybody else. She goes with Torri
and her girls out to a club to set them
up in the VIP. Get them some champagne bottle. Color
got to go to the bathroom. Colin come back and
crowd and she climb up on the shoulder, big strong man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
He bringing her back to the table on her shoulder.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
She drunk, carsh standing day, it's birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Let me tell you something. If I saw that from Carla,
I would be like.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
What in the Yeah? No, I would never disrespect my husband.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Yeah, she doesn't know that. This is Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:09:56):
Yeah, you're that drunk?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:10:01):
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Speaker 10 (01:10:11):
Now.

Speaker 12 (01:10:11):
Coming up next it is Junior with a sports update, and.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
We'll do that right after this.

Speaker 12 (01:10:18):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays,
it's hard to find the right gifts, but you know
what's even harder getting the right gift. But get this,
Verizon's got the perfect solve for both.

Speaker 9 (01:10:34):
They have incredible gift bundles.

Speaker 12 (01:10:37):
You get the latest phone with a new line on
my plan and a brand new smartwatch and tablet.

Speaker 9 (01:10:43):
No trade in needed.

Speaker 12 (01:10:44):
You can give a couple away and get yourself one two,
or you could keep them all to yourself. No one
has to know. Stop by your local Verizon. It is
time now for junior and sports talk. Junior, what you
got for us?

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Okay, let's talk about it. Shirley's get into it.

Speaker 11 (01:11:01):
Okay. Who you see coming out of the NFC going to
the super Bowl as we go in the week fourteen,
who you see we see?

Speaker 8 (01:11:10):
Well, let me tell you coming out of the NFC.

Speaker 11 (01:11:13):
Yeah, m is it Philips Chief.

Speaker 8 (01:11:20):
I still think when it comes down to it, the
Eagles gonna do what they do. Okay, I still.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Think, Okay, Okay, they leave their division. Okay, the Eagles
is first.

Speaker 11 (01:11:32):
Down, stay second now after a f C because it
ain't gonna be the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
I mean the Bills look a little beat up. To
the Bills, they look.

Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
A little beat up too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
They don't look like they gonna make it. It's it's
such equity in the league right now. Anybody can get
beat on any given Sunday. Okay, So I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:11:53):
Who we see after a f C.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Who Houston, Texas, we're going to the super Bowl again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
We're gonna go again? May we sell old? What do
you mean we're finna go again again?

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Mean you been?

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
You're not going to the super Bowl again because you
ain't been?

Speaker 11 (01:12:16):
Okay, Remember at the beginning, you know you told us
I told you we was going to going to super Bowl.
We look, we look shaken in the beginning. Now we're
going again because we're the one we set.

Speaker 8 (01:12:28):
In five that seven and five?

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
How you well?

Speaker 8 (01:12:33):
How you see super Bowl in seven and five?

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Could we've been winning for four weeks now straight?

Speaker 10 (01:12:39):
We seven five?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
That's really not that bad.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
It's not it's seven five. It's good.

Speaker 11 (01:12:47):
We want talk about the Cleveland rows three and nine
per seven five?

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Which one you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I never told you we was going to the super Bowl.
Matter of fact, I told you to prepare yourself not
to go. But here you ain't. This let he you
is bad. So now let's just do this right here.
How much do you want to bet that the Texans
ain't going to the super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I got a thousand of you know what, let's go,
let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Yeah, Junior, my man, I'll tell you because I stay
out of this lady.

Speaker 11 (01:13:22):
Two times anything my wife, my wife killed me two
thousand dollars my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Two thousand, going to the super Bowl two thousand, No,
two no, Junior, Sureley, hen no, two thousand, they going,
Sureley two thousand, that's your money. Where your mom feels
two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Give me one more day to think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Get to that bag.

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
Better talk to your wife.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
I came back with these kind of people.

Speaker 12 (01:13:57):
All right, I'm up at the top of the hour.
A lady is too close to her male best friend.
Her boyfriend isn't having it. We'll talk about it right
after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, This is from Lynette in Colorado Springs. Lynette says,

(01:14:19):
I have a male best friend, and we've known each
other for at least forty years. We've slept in the
same bed, been around each other naked, and even been
in a hot tub naked together.

Speaker 9 (01:14:31):
But we have never crossed that line.

Speaker 12 (01:14:33):
I don't see him that way, and he doesn't see
me that way. His wife has no problem with our closeness,
but the guy I'm dating wants me to end the
friendship I tried.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
To be as honest as possible with him. But it
got me nowhere?

Speaker 9 (01:14:47):
What do I do?

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Me?

Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
Let me back off?

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Uh huh.

Speaker 8 (01:14:55):
Y'all are slept in the same bed, nick.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Yeah, been around each other.

Speaker 8 (01:15:00):
We've been in a hot tub together naked?

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Yeah? What two things? It's this and prepare yourself to
learn something. Okay, either he ain't fine or you ain't fine?

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
All the two.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
See now here now now now hear the problem?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
One of y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Ain't fine to the other one, and the other one
think the other one is fine? Why would I, as
a man take my clothes off nicked and not be one?

Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
Want to tell me why I would do? Tell me?
Tell me whow to watch TV?

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
What you think of?

Speaker 8 (01:15:58):
Because you said you was cold and real warm at night?

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
What did that man of her fault?

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Naked? But she got a man? So whole win this
hot tub naked because everybody else is. I don't know,
y'all can't y'all can't possibly think his.

Speaker 12 (01:16:19):
Wife has no problem with it, but her boyfriend does
his wife, Yeah, the best.

Speaker 9 (01:16:26):
Has no problem with their closeness.

Speaker 8 (01:16:30):
Oh, yes, she ain't fine, Yes you're not fine, but.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
She got a boyfriend, so that is okay. A whole
lot of not fine people got boy friend. I had
three wives. I ain't fine, but.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
You're rich though, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Don't worry about it. You know I've been I've been
knowing that you you cannot be fine and get somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
I'll tell you what the.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
You come over here? We ned lay in his bed.
You don't want to marry me. I'm don't tell you
that I got something for you. Big Steve in the building.
So what should she do?

Speaker 10 (01:17:13):
What she wants to know?

Speaker 14 (01:17:14):
What should she do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
She's tried to talk to her boyfriend about it, but
it got her nowhere. Yeah, he not having it because
your boyfriend no better. Something's going on. Oh oh, I
didn't think of that. What what her boyfriend he gave?

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
He's married?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Yeah, people get married.

Speaker 9 (01:17:40):
He's not boyfriend. Her boyfriend's not married.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
She didn't say who he was married to.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
No, you're saying the friend is married the boyfriend. You're
not saying the boyfriend is gay. You're saying the best friend.

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
Is the best friend is gay. Yeah, he gave, Yeah,
he can and and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Marry.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Yeah, but he has a wife. His wife is okay,
and they do that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
They have that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
See, I've grown as a person, have you, and I
need proof everybody get wives now. So I'm just new
and improved. Steve Harvey just letting you know he got
a wife. You ain't seen them either.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
That's it. That's the only way naked all these times
with a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Yes, so you're saying boomerang, go ahead, please quick call
a question.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
We're out of time.

Speaker 8 (01:18:43):
Just ask me anyway, ask me.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Twenty minutes after we'll have more of this ignorant show
right after this.

Speaker 9 (01:18:53):
Hi, this is Janet.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Happy holidays from my family to yours and the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:19:04):
All right, guys, imagine this charging your family for their
Christmas dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Okay, this is what a woman in London did.

Speaker 12 (01:19:12):
She's being ridiculed on TikTok after she announced that this
year she's charging twenty five dollars per adult and thirteen
dollars per child to have dinner at her home this Christmas.
She defended her decision by saying, quote, I charge my
family for the Christmas dinner. At the end of the day,

(01:19:32):
I'm doing them a favor. I sacrifice my Christmas day
to be in the kitchen all day cooking them a
luxury meal. She also referenced the higher food prices that
make it more expensive to prepare the meal this Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Yes, Steve, Yes, Oh, we had a situation on our
show for next Thanksgiving because Junior choked his uncle this year,
so now he's had mission charges to get in at
his house next Thanksgiving. Just wanted to throw that out,
So I'm not getting mad at the white lady for
charge and help people over there in London, because it's
gonna be all that we haven't well, there's a junior

(01:20:09):
house next year, we haven't admission as a kid. I
miss yesterday, Tommy, you missed it, and Junior confessed on
the airway and then his uncle is their suing Junior?

Speaker 9 (01:20:23):
And where did you get white?

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
I didn't say this woman was white? Where'd you get white?

Speaker 8 (01:20:28):
Black people can't do that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Yes, we can.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
We could charge charge.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
You get charge.

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
They ain't coming.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Oh yeah, it's the holl Oft empty.

Speaker 12 (01:20:39):
More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
thirty three minutes after we will play around him. Would
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Speaker 9 (01:21:19):
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Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
You rather, all right? Listen up?

Speaker 12 (01:21:27):
Multi colored lights on the Christmas tree? Or white lights only?

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
White lights? White lights, white lights.

Speaker 9 (01:21:35):
White lights, white lights. What about you, Steve, it's pretty
much white lights.

Speaker 13 (01:21:40):
Huh?

Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
Pretty much white lights?

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Yeah, okay, white lights?

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:21:44):
Would you rather give a gift card for Christmas? Or
would you rather pick out a Christmas gift?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Oh? Who is fuck for?

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Whoever buying gifts?

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Family, your wife a gift card.

Speaker 13 (01:22:02):
If it's not my wife, I give you his gift card.
Oh you got you gotta put I'm gonna go shot
for I'm gonna go do it cause.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Amount you put on the gift card. Let me ask
you a question, Tommy, what would be an acceptable amount
that you could give jacket?

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
That might be okay? Gift card.

Speaker 13 (01:22:22):
Yeah, it's gonna between five and ten at least five
what thounhouses.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
At what stoke?

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Now? Let me tell you something five thousand that Macy's
asked Junior. He'll tell you.

Speaker 15 (01:22:42):
A long true, it was a long way would take
if you could have bought your whole wedd and set
and bracelet.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:22:56):
Would you rather sit on Santa's lap in the mall?

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
God, don't sure speed that up a little bit, queen?

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
You love that leapt kind of hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
And would you rather sit on, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:23:09):
Santa's lap in the mall? Or would you rather send
your ex a Christmas card?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
You can get one. I'm sitting all on Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
You guys, come on everything.

Speaker 8 (01:23:21):
I wouldn't send her Christmas card on get it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
You would be in the mall in that line, smoking cigarette,
waiting on cigarette, waiting on Santa to get free, looking
like Billy ba.

Speaker 9 (01:23:39):
That's just terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
All right, look hands in front of you.

Speaker 8 (01:23:43):
I know I don't worr everybody and quit touching my pants.

Speaker 9 (01:23:50):
Would you rather.

Speaker 12 (01:23:53):
Uh, as far as Christmas goes, what's the best part
of Christmas for you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Would you rather the music? Or is it the smell
of the food?

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Who is the food? The food? I'm a foodie. The food.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Well, do you like music too?

Speaker 6 (01:24:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
In my mind silent temptation, Yes, all right? Would you
rather be a dog groomer or a chimney cleaner?

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
I don't remember now anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:24:34):
Washing your doll.

Speaker 9 (01:24:37):
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Speaker 12 (01:24:38):
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Speaker 9 (01:25:28):
It's been a fun day.

Speaker 12 (01:25:29):
We've had a good time today. Yeahay one today, Junior.
Do you have a question for Steve to take us out?

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
What do you have?

Speaker 11 (01:25:41):
Can you talk to us about how to recover as
we make a mistake? How do we come back from?
Famous attitude?

Speaker 9 (01:25:49):
Quiet Tommy?

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Well, you know, listen, I don't know a single living
soul that has not had to make a comeback.

Speaker 8 (01:26:02):
On some level.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Look, you could be going along in school as a
youngster and all of a sudden fail a test. That's
that's failure to some young people. I don't You can
be a person trying to make a team and don't
make the team. That's failure to some people. It's some
people who get it wrong in a relationship and lose,

(01:26:27):
lose somebody. That's failure to them. It's gonna happen to
everybody at one point in time in your life. Now,
imagine this. Suppose you decided to never recover from the failure.
What would happen to you? Well, let's look at it.
So you would stay there in that failure, accept it
as a failure, and then allow the failure to define

(01:26:52):
who you are. The number one thing you have got
to do is stop thinking that one failure defines who
you are. When I'm telling you right now, every failure
you will have is designed to redesign you. That is
the design of failure. It reshapes you, molds you, It

(01:27:18):
causes you to come out of it a different person,
all of them. I did a speech last night and
I made a statement because some young person said, man,
what happens when you have when you take a lot
of als? You know, a lot of l's is losses
to young people. So what happened if you take a

(01:27:40):
lot of als? It said, mister Harvey, have you ever
taken an L before? I said, well, I was looking
at it the wrong way. But according to the way
you're saying it, y'all, I took some als, but I
had to learn something. I never had a loss. All
My AL was lessons. And you gotta start understanding that

(01:28:05):
that the ls you take in life, if you stop
looking at them and losses and look at them as lessons,
oh my goodness, it will help you. And it's a
redefining moment for you to fail at something. The problem
with some people junior is that they allow the failure

(01:28:27):
to keep them too long like that failure that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Do you know how many times I failed? Oh my goodness,
I had failed so many times. But you know, when
I look back on my life, every time I failed,
it taught me something. So I started understanding that failure
was a part of the process. And once I got
that in my head, that failure was a part of

(01:28:52):
the process, I could I could handle it better. Now
let me tell you something. Now, let's be honest. As
human beings, it's hard. Them lessons is hard, man, And
they throw you sometime, I ain't gonna lie to you,
or and they throw you into something. Some of them
lessons is costly. I understand that. But you cannot tell

(01:29:18):
me one single thing you've ever gone through that God
didn't bring you through. You can't name one. And if
He didn't bring you through it, he's currently pulling you
through it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
You know how.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
I know that because you're still here, you're still surviving.
You're gonna be all right. But you gotta take them failures, man,
And I told I told the group last night, the
failure is a part of the process. It's it's how
you win, man? You know, you know the saying failure
is a wonderful teacher.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
It's the best teacher I've ever had. My father used
to say something, the best lesson, and there's a bault lesson.
I didn't get what he was talking about back then,
but I knew now the best lesson is a bolt lesson,
the one you pay for. Oh, when you pay for one.
Uh oh, that one was sink. I'm gonna tell you, man,

(01:30:15):
a true story. This is a long time ago. I
was driving nineteen seventy two Chevy and I was in
a hurry to get somewhere. And that was a truck
in front of this school sign, and the school sign
was flashing twenty miles pour. It was a truck parked
in front of the sign, and I didn't see the sign.

(01:30:38):
So I went on, I'm doing about thirty five miles power.
Who please pull me over, Please pull me over. I
got a ticket. I told her, Man, I didn't see
the sign. He said, Sir, that ain't got nothing to
do with me. He say, it's posted back there and
it's flashing. I say, but I didn't see the sign.
He says, sir, I don't know how you couldn't see
that sign. That sign has a flash yell a light.

(01:31:02):
So I looked back there and I saw it flashing.
I said, but see, sir, that truck is in the way.
He said, that ain't my business. My job is to
enforce the law. While I was in a hurry to
get to was to court. I was winning this settlement
for this accident I had, and I was getting eight
hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
On the day that the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Check came was my court appearance for the speeding ticket.
The speeding ticket was two hundred and seventy five dollars.
I had just got to check for eight hundred. Brother,
that was more than a fourth of that money gone.
That lesson right there. I ain't been through a schools on.
If I see a school, I don't care if the

(01:31:46):
light flashing or not. I do twenty miles an hour
or now. God is good, y'all. God is good all
the time and all the time. God is good. You
just gotta recognize me, y'all. Have a great day today.
Talk to God today, y'all. He'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 12 (01:32:01):
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