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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Given them.

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Black a million bus buss boozy.

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Listening to st Joy Yeah, Joy.

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You do love.

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Turn you got turn.

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I got to turn the mouth turn, probably got to
turn mouth.

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Water the morning up. Look, come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on, you think that.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
I sure will? Good morning everybody?

Speaker 8 (02:05):
You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me
now what and only Steve Harvey got a radio show?

Speaker 9 (02:12):
Man?

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Oh man, oh man? How good is God to me?

Speaker 8 (02:16):
And part of the mission and the reason that I
have a radio show is to is to become a
share of more and more of a share of you know.
I used to hear my mother say it to me
all the time. But God blesses you to become a blessing.
And I think the more you understand that about yourself,
I think the more blessings will flow your way. I

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think that once you understand the principle that.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
You know.

Speaker 8 (02:42):
But it's kind of tied together with some other scriptures,
and I'm not too knowledgeable about them, of course, as usual,
but I do know what I've heard, you know, and
you know, if you look at something simple as do
unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Wouldn't you want somebody to help you if you needed help?
I just know how to get it down there to

(03:04):
where I've been able to understand it. If there's a
scripture similar that it says do unto others as you
would have them do unto you, or if that's you
know in a prayer, would not you want somebody to
help you if you needed help? You've heard you reap

(03:27):
what you sow? Do you understand that if you so discord,
that discord is gonna come your way. That if you hate,
hate gonna come your way. If you blog nothing but
negative comments about people, your life will be filled with negativity.
If all you do is talk about people, then guess

(03:49):
what somebody got to turn that gun around and talk
about you. See, it just stands to reason. So what
I've learned in my life and through all the trials
and tribulations that I've had, is to take those lessons
and share them with people in case you ain't heard
it from somebody else. See sometimes, and the reason it

(04:12):
seems like I'm redundant at times is which I am,
is because I'm always trying to find a different way
to say the same thing, because it's a funny thing. Man,
You got to hear it a certain way for it
to click with you. How many times have I heard
a saying and then I heard it a different way

(04:35):
that it clicked with me. You know, I've heard this
saying right here. Remember this now, everybody's not happy for you.
We've all heard that, right, everybody's not happy for you. Well,
that's very simple. Yeah, I don't need no explanation. That
simply means of all the people you know or do

(04:56):
not know. When something happens to you and you cele
everybody not gonna join in on the celebration. That's all
that is. But then you take it one step further.
My father used to say something to me all the time.
He said, son, everybody come with you, can't go with you.
I didn't get that when I was fifteen. Everybody come
with you, can't go with you. He said, You're gonna

(05:18):
lose some of these friends you got along the way.
But I don't care where you get in life. Know
this right here, everybody can't go with you. If you
are constantly trying to improve yourself, you constantly have to
take assessment of the people around you, because if you
are going to continue to go and continue to grow,

(05:38):
then guess what you got to have people that's on
the goal and willing to grow, or else guess what
you're gonna learn the valuable lesson. You know, the late
boxing promoter Butch Lewis. I was talking with Butch Lewis
one time, and man with a good brother. Man, he say,
every successful man is what I call he got rope

(06:01):
work to do.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
He got rope work to do. He got to put
in work on rope.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
And I'm sitting there listening to Butch Lewis and all
the money he had made and all the people's lives
he had changed, and all of the moves he was making.
And he's an incredible skills as a negotiator on behalf
of some very very wealthy people. He was just an
amazing man with no education, but he read everything. He
Butch Lewis read all the papers, all the periodicals. That

(06:29):
brother knew everything. He said, you got to put in rope.
And I was sitting there listening. He said, here's the analogy,
little brother. He said, you are on rope. There's a
thick rope. You have on no shirt. You have on
some tattered clothes. You have on no shoes. Your shorts
is cut off just below the knee, and they tatted,

(06:51):
and you got dirt on you and your sweating. There's
this huge, huge raw rope over your shoulder. There's burn
marks on all of your shoulder. Connected to that rope
is a wagon. That wagon has all your weight on it,
all your responsibilities, all the people you're responsible for, all

(07:12):
your children, your wife, your family members, your employees, your coworkers,
your friends. They all on that wagon. Man, They just
sitting there. He's saying, what you gotta do is you
gotta pull that wagon.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Up the heel.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Now.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
The only thing with it is can't nobody help you
pull your wagon.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
You pull your wagon alone.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
He say, Now, what you can do along the way
of pulling your wagon is you can find yourself a
good wife, a good woman.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
He say.

Speaker 8 (07:41):
Now, what that woman does is she get down off
the wagon. She fan you while you pull it. She
put water on you while you pull it. She puts
stuff in your mouth while you pull it. She kicked
rocks out the weight while you pull it. But she
but she pull it for you. But she is equally
as important as you are on the pull the rope.
He say, you hear me clearly, now, young soldier, He said, nah,

(08:03):
I got this here, he says, people on your wagon
that you're responsible for. But you want the people on
your wagon to help you get your wagon to the top.
So what you hope is that they got their foot
hanging over the side, pushing, They got one leg over
the back, or maybe both legs over the back pushing.
They got they might have their butt on the wagon,

(08:25):
but they push you with both legs. They back facing
your back, maybe some of them facing you when one
of them got left leg hanging over trying to push.
And you hope that all them people on the wagon
you pulling is back there at least trying to help
the wagon get to the top of the hill.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Here go your problem.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Though everybody ain't pushing, Everybody ain't pulling. Ain't everybody ain't pulling,
Everybody ain't kicking rocks out the way. You got some
people on your wagon that's just laying on the wagon,
drinking lemonade, looking at you, talking about how long it's
taking you to get your wagon up to the top,
looking at you talking about why this wagon so slow.

(09:03):
Then when you start picking up picking up speed, they
want you to.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Pull harder, you to pull faster, you to pull more.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
Then they want you to throw what you then earned
on the way up the hill, backed on the wagon
so they can have MO.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
But guess what, they ain't helping you get more.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
But they got a sense of entitlement that since you
got MO, they should have MO.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Everybody come with you can't go with you.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
Sometimes you gotta kick the people off the wagon that
ain't pushing and pull it and say, hey man, I'm sorry.
I thought I could do this with you, and I
thought you was going with me. But it's clear to
me you ain't nothing but dead weight. And it ain't
my responsibility to carry dead weight anymore. I have carried
you as long as I have to carry you. You
are no longer my responsibility. I'm responsible for my family,

(09:49):
my wife, my children. I'm not responsible for you. You
got to get off my wagon because I'm a man
on rope. I'm on a mission. Baby, I'm pulling.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
Roger Shine, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake up. Let me do assault. Some people
don't like to be awakened very harshly. Wake up, wake up,
wake up. It is Tuesday, y'all. Hear what I said.
It is Tuesday. It's Tommy Tuesday. Okay, it is Timmy Tuesday.
What that means I don't know yet. I figured out
as we keep going, but it's Timmy Tuesday. We're gonna

(10:24):
have fun all morning long. The crew was hered that
Shirley Strawberry call affair on Mississippi. Monica Kia Junior Boy spates.
We are in the bill and holding it down.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
You had an incredible weekend and incredible Monday. All of that.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
I'm still living off this past weekend. I'm still in there,
wife in this past weekend because I was misster one
fifty girl. I'm all in there. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
of course, of course, yes, all in there, and we
don't know how tell you all I did this past weekend.
I sent my mother and her best friend to Detroit
to see the Queens.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Oh the Queen Store. Gladys and Yes and Shaka and Stephanie.

Speaker 9 (11:04):
Saka, Stephanie. It's Gladys. Yes, Yes, they had ball.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Outstanding, outstanding. Yeah, it was great. I saw the show
as well.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
It was really really good. You enjoyed, sure, I really did.
One thing that really got me was when Patty was
on stage. You know how you take your break and
go change clothes. She went and changed her outfit and
her wig. She didn't come back with a different outfit
and outfit in the same wig.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I loved it. It was a great show though. It
really really was women.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
Good good of my weekend, sending my mama somewhere so
she could go have a good time eighty three and
she's still getting it in for go ahead, enjoy yourself.
They made it to that casino in Detroit. You couldn't
tell them nothing. All I got is pictures of them
sitting at slot machine and I was like, really, Mama,
let's move around through something. Yeah, that's all we do.

(12:02):
Like we sit here. We don't be all all over
the place.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's I think you're supposed to do.

Speaker 11 (12:10):
I need some help time this morning.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Can you go ahead?

Speaker 12 (12:13):
Man?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
You know I'm the help. I'm gonna help out do it.
I know how to help people. Go ahead.

Speaker 11 (12:16):
Okay. Somebody said this to me. Man, I don't know
how to feel about it.

Speaker 13 (12:20):
I said, you know what I'm gonna ask Tommy, because
I know this is right up your alley. It looked
at me and said, if the shoe was on the
other foot, what do they mean by that time? Well,
if the shoe was on the other foot, and they
proceed this, what the shoes?

Speaker 9 (12:39):
Well, the problem is the problem is just you you
then every then you're missing two shoes because it's two shoes.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
See that's what I wanted to do. That's what I
don't understand.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Why and why would you have it on the wrong foot.
So see that right there, you're dealing with somebody's going
through something and then they didn't have a long night
and don't know what what shoe goes on what foot?
So the shoes on the other foot, they really need
to be quiet because you know what I'm saying, they
hung over from last night.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
They can't get their foot right.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
Just yeah, when when the shoes on the other foot,
be quiet until you get on the right foot.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
You see what does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (13:15):
It makes that's lay your shoes out so you can
get them on the right feet.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh who does that?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Get that?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Jamain known that?

Speaker 15 (13:26):
Yeah you have clarity now, Junior, Yeah, no, dude, Jamain,
you hit that Jamain.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
You heard it all right, get your shoes out.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
That's what this show is going to be this morning,
as it always is. Thank you guys.

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Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, he's
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Speaker 10 (14:22):
It is time now to run that prank back with
the nephew. What you got for his nef Oh.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
This is probably something you all have never heard. I
don't know. The title is The sex is too Loud.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
The sex is too loud of Sharley Carler have y'all
heard that before the money I've told y'all that.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yes, Bo, what's the aggressiveness?

Speaker 16 (14:44):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, Ok, I'm answer in a while.

Speaker 15 (14:53):
Oh you can't remember the last time somebody.

Speaker 10 (14:59):
Told you know has been going through some things?

Speaker 17 (15:05):
All right?

Speaker 9 (15:06):
All right, hollow to yourself right now, Just hollow to yourself.

Speaker 12 (15:16):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
The sex is too loud?

Speaker 18 (15:19):
Dump Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh.

Speaker 19 (15:25):
Uh, you have the wrong number. This is his wife, though,
Can I help you?

Speaker 12 (15:30):
Uh? Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 18 (15:32):
I'm calling you from the front desk here at the
at the Hilton Hotel and I've called the room a
few times and you guys, you guys haven't answered. So
we actually went a little further and got the number
that's connected with the credit card. And uh, you know,
I wouldn't be calling your number like this. But the
people are complaining about you guys on the floor that

(15:53):
you guys are staying on, and they're saying that the
sex is to the sex is too loud coming.

Speaker 19 (15:58):
From you all. Wait a minute, what'd you say?

Speaker 18 (16:02):
The people are on the u all's floor are saying
that the sex is too loud coming from you and
your husband.

Speaker 19 (16:07):
Wait, what the is going on here. I am at
home and that mother is out of town. So what
are you saying to me?

Speaker 16 (16:17):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (16:19):
Did I get you the whole off?

Speaker 11 (16:21):
Sure?

Speaker 16 (16:23):
That's his, that's his. This is his wife on the
phone right now. But she said she's at home. That's
what she's telling me. She's telling me she's at home,
but she's not upstairs. No, she's not upstairs. Evidently is
a different cent. What am I supposed to take you for?

Speaker 12 (16:38):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (16:39):
Okay, ma'am? Yes, okay, Well I'm sorry. What's your name again?

Speaker 19 (16:43):
Dominique?

Speaker 18 (16:44):
Okay, Dominique. You know what, we won't worry about it.
We'll fix it.

Speaker 19 (16:48):
What do you mean don't worry about it? You just
called me to tell me that, basically, my husband is
having sex with someone at the hotel, and now you're
acting like I'm just supposed to act like this didn't happen. Hello. Yeah,
And I did hear you talking to the background? You
heard who I heard you?

Speaker 16 (17:09):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (17:10):
Hold on, hold on? Can you hold on again?

Speaker 12 (17:12):
Please?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Uh?

Speaker 19 (17:14):
Where are you at? Which is this? Which hotel is this?

Speaker 18 (17:18):
Hold on for a second. Man, I didn't hit the youth,
but I didn't hit the whole buddy, No, she heard
everything we was talking to Oh no, what am I
supposed to say to it? The guy won't answer the
phone and his noise coming from the room all day?

Speaker 16 (17:36):
All right?

Speaker 18 (17:36):
Hello, uh yeah, okay, Dominique, this Dominique. I want to apologize.
We thought we were called.

Speaker 19 (17:45):
Apology is not going to do it. I can solve
the problem for you. What's your address? Tell me your address.

Speaker 18 (17:53):
I'm not at liberty to give that information.

Speaker 19 (17:56):
This is some books, some real books. Can you put
your man you're on the phone or something.

Speaker 18 (18:02):
I mean, Renig is actually in a meeting right now.

Speaker 12 (18:05):
I don't something.

Speaker 18 (18:08):
I just want to say. I just I truly apologize.
I mean I thought I was calling the person that
was in the room. I'm really really I don't.

Speaker 19 (18:16):
Know what to say if there is nothing to say,
unless you're gonna give me your address right now so
I can be on my way over there.

Speaker 18 (18:23):
What city are you at?

Speaker 19 (18:24):
Don't worry about where I'm at. I can get to
you and his you know what, I'm gonna call this
mother myself and he better wait.

Speaker 20 (18:34):
A minute.

Speaker 19 (18:34):
Your whole situation okay right now?

Speaker 18 (18:38):
Okay, but well you wait because you're gonna mess right,
I'm gonna lose my job.

Speaker 19 (18:42):
What about your job? Right now?

Speaker 12 (18:44):
Bro?

Speaker 19 (18:45):
You told me that my husband is some other in
your hotel? Do you think I care?

Speaker 12 (18:52):
So?

Speaker 19 (18:52):
What's your address though? I can see on my way Okay, okay, okay,
let me just call him.

Speaker 18 (18:57):
No, no, no, no, my manager.

Speaker 19 (19:00):
You're coming down now. Your manager is available? How convenient?

Speaker 18 (19:04):
Okay, So I don't have you talk.

Speaker 19 (19:06):
I don't want to talk to your manager.

Speaker 12 (19:08):
Okay.

Speaker 18 (19:08):
I thought you wanted to talk to the manager.

Speaker 19 (19:10):
I'm pissed off right now. So either you're gonna give
me your address?

Speaker 18 (19:16):
Can I put this is my manager, Tommy? Can I
put Tommy on the phone?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Sure?

Speaker 18 (19:21):
Hey, Dominique, Yes, this is something.

Speaker 19 (19:23):
Okay Tommy, what's going on? Your worker called me to
tell me that my husband was having sex in your hotel?
Too loud? And I asked this address and he won't
give it to me. And I'm on my way down there,
and I'm about to call my husband since he won't
answer your call. And I did hear him talking to
you in the background?

Speaker 18 (19:44):
Okay, Well did you hear who he was talking to?

Speaker 10 (19:48):
No?

Speaker 12 (19:48):
I didn't.

Speaker 18 (19:49):
Okay, he was talking to me.

Speaker 19 (19:50):
But do you know who I am no, I don't
and I don't really care.

Speaker 18 (19:55):
But do you know Tommy at all?

Speaker 19 (19:58):
Do I know Tommy?

Speaker 12 (20:00):
No?

Speaker 18 (20:00):
Do you know tom No? Okay, do you know nephew
Tommy from the Steve Hallby Morning Show?

Speaker 12 (20:06):
Do you right?

Speaker 19 (20:07):
You kitty? How care you? That's a Tommy I don't like.
I'm not your friend right now, Tommy, and I don't
like you anymore. I just like, oh, come on telling me,
come on stay funny. It's not funny, Tommy, It's.

Speaker 18 (20:26):
Really okay, all right, I don't want to get off
the phone. And were on bad terms. Now we got
to get back. We got you on good terms when
we get off the phone. Okay, come on laugh laugh
with me, baby, please?

Speaker 19 (20:38):
Well I don't know if you be laughing, if somebody
cause you with this, but okay.

Speaker 16 (20:44):
I would.

Speaker 12 (20:46):
Yo. You have a sister.

Speaker 18 (20:47):
Your sister name is Lydia.

Speaker 12 (20:49):
Am I right?

Speaker 19 (20:49):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (20:50):
Lydia is who got me to brank phone call you?

Speaker 12 (20:53):
Baby?

Speaker 19 (20:53):
Oh okay, it's it's really going down now. I got
something for you at her. So let's you in the streets, Tommy.

Speaker 18 (21:04):
Okay, let me ask you this though, before you go.
Please give me this. What's the baddest radio show in
the lane. Come on, let me in.

Speaker 19 (21:09):
You know Steve Harvey and that's the Tommy Do you
know what, Tommy? You used to be my favorite, but
now I'm really Steve. You could kiss my Come on.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
And there you're back in another hour with the most
stupid thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
All right, thank you nephew.

Speaker 10 (21:30):
Coming up next, ask the ready to love officer of
the Riddelo and Junior. Right after this, you're listening to
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(22:37):
on the Riddle low for short and Junior. Right now.
This is from Lena in San Diego, and Lena writes,
a friend facetimed me while I was out with a
new guy. I showed him to her and she hollered
his name out. He smiled and called her by name.
They both say what they had was in the past,

(22:58):
and they don't they don't won't tell me what that
what was? Should I go out with him again? Without
knowing what kind of history they have?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
We know what that was, you're talking about. We don't
know what that was.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
If they both screamed and looked at each other, we
know exactly what that was. They just not gonna go
in detail and tell you what that was. But really,
you smart enough to realize.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
What that was?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
So hello, you go out with him again? That's her question?

Speaker 9 (23:26):
If probably probably not because she gonna keep trying to
figure out what was what She's.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Gonna get on his nerves, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
Yeah, she's gonna get on the nerve. He ain't got time.
People want to give you all this detail. It's awful.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Let it go.

Speaker 9 (23:41):
Why is y'all showing who calling y'all? Why y'all do that?
Why all this face time? Get your face off my phone?
That's that creates too much problem. Get your face off
my phone. This is a phone. Just talking to it.
You don't have to see the other person create so
proud and now we got to got what what was?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Now you gotta break up.

Speaker 10 (24:05):
I only like to do that with family. I think
you're right, Tommy, I can't believe that said that. All right, Junior,
what you think? What should she go out with him?

Speaker 12 (24:14):
That was?

Speaker 11 (24:15):
Okay? Now what you need to focus on you with
the man m h.

Speaker 13 (24:20):
First of all, y'all showing everybody everybody, But what that
was is what you can have.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Now you need to get to where you can scream.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
That what you.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Scream somebody's name? Quick?

Speaker 11 (24:32):
Well, girl, he with me? Now I'm about to get
that same reaction. Just tell her that.

Speaker 13 (24:37):
I'm ana scream like you girl, give me bye. All
this face timing. Then, why is y'all showing everybody everything?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (24:46):
God, me and Tommy never showed nobody nothing. You just
had to do that to see it in person, I
had that phone.

Speaker 11 (24:54):
I've never been on the other side of a face time.

Speaker 10 (24:58):
Yep, all right, God, we're moving on. This is from
Charlanda in Norfolk. Charlanda writes, my ex called me at
two a m. Saying he was out my way and
he really needed to use the bathroom before driving home.
He got all touchy pheely and I told him he
had to leave. He got mad and left. Did he

(25:19):
really have to pee or did he want sex?

Speaker 9 (25:21):
No, he ain't had to pee. He could have peed
all the way on the road to get to your house,
all that grass and stuff. He could have been stopped. No,
you was on his You was on his mind. He
was lit and he wanted to stop through and holler
at you and see if you would holler back. You
let him pee and told him to keep it moving.
But the touchy Philly have but you let the touch
of feeling go down to lippy. You was a little

(25:44):
bit fully, but you know put him out on morals
in your letter. You gotta get out here. I'm not
doing this. I'm not doing this. Everybody. Everybody know how
to stop and want to go to the bathroom. That's
that's the way you get in the doe.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
That's how you get.

Speaker 12 (26:00):
The question.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
That's the product. Can you stay in the know?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
He couldn't clearly, Junior.

Speaker 13 (26:07):
In the words of Colors, both, yes he had to pee,
and yes he wanted six. Yes, I've had the pee before,
and yes I wanted six right after.

Speaker 11 (26:22):
Yeah, both both.

Speaker 9 (26:27):
Clear clear Bill bell boy, call right there that.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Very definition.

Speaker 12 (26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Sure, I've been to a woman house use the restroom.

Speaker 13 (26:37):
And then as I'm trying to get sex, I said,
you know what, I like what you did with the
living room.

Speaker 11 (26:42):
You started complimenting. So you can stay?

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Is that the water?

Speaker 11 (26:49):
Is this new crystal for this crystal?

Speaker 13 (26:51):
Look?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
You just need to stay in the house. Is that
a part of greens? I see up.

Speaker 13 (26:56):
There looking greens this early in the morning.

Speaker 11 (27:02):
You just need to stay in there. I'm gonna get
to the sex if I stay too long.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 10 (27:07):
Okay, Well he got mad and left, He got mad
and left.

Speaker 15 (27:12):
Just say it, Dolly, above like on the sat yes,
d all right, all right.

Speaker 10 (27:26):
Moving on to Avery out of Calium met Avery writes,
I had a one night stand with a female in
her car. I lost my wallet in her car, and
I've canceled my credit cards, but I want the pictures
of my dad that were in my wallet. My wife
thinks I lost it at the gym. Should I try
to find this woman or not?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Oh you dine brought the wife in at the tail
end of the store.

Speaker 20 (27:52):
He did that.

Speaker 9 (27:52):
Uh huh okay, okay, you count a lot of cards.
You gotta get a new ID. You to call your
brothers and sisters or something. Try to get another picture
of daddy because because because you need to let this
one go. You got to let this go now. Somebody
got some evidence of you right down. That's your problem. Yeah,
you got all your stuff you out there part now,

(28:15):
y'all up in the car.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
When't not that time you was in a car? Why
are you people still doing it in a car?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Question?

Speaker 10 (28:20):
Tommy, would you call him stupid? Would you call this
guy this is stupid? This is did you you know
why I came to you?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, because I'm recognized.

Speaker 10 (28:29):
Gay, right, because I was thinking that. But I wanted
to go to someone.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
Who have your wallet in two places. Your socks are
your drawers. How your wallet where you know you can
get back. You got to have that old man, it's
like that tight one. And get that wallet din in there. Yeah,
all in your drawers. That where you know where your
stuff at. You need to know where your drawers, your keys,
your wallet. You got to have all your stuff. It's
a few things. You got to know where they are.

(28:56):
But you in this car now, it's all on the floatboard,
all your stuff up unerneath her up? Do they still
say flowboard? All on the flowboard, the.

Speaker 13 (29:09):
Thing that took me on. I want the pictures of
my dad in my wallet. No you don't that.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
Ain't that?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
No your daddy piece.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
They gotta do that.

Speaker 13 (29:18):
I'm gonna tell you what what you got problem with?
While you have to cancel your credit, America Express is
on your behind. They don't give up at all. He canceled,
Yeah for America Spress still want their money even if
you cancel. See, that's your problem. It ain't the pictures
of your dad. You ain't crying over your dad. You
had a one nice thing. Your daddy was in your
wallet when.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
You was doing.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Your daddy was right there on your hip.

Speaker 13 (29:43):
But but you have to care because America Express don't
MARYA Spress, don't care nothing about your daddy and what
you were doing. Where is this balance? It's all Mary
Express is certain time. Don'tbody care.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
They'll give you a new number.

Speaker 15 (29:54):
You still got to pay off that an You still got.

Speaker 13 (29:56):
To pay not cancel my credit card? Marriage prethel cat
up about that?

Speaker 11 (30:01):
Where is this balance?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Well, his wife thinks, sir, he left his wallet, Jim.

Speaker 11 (30:06):
Is a deflection.

Speaker 13 (30:07):
They ain't got to do with it. I want my
pictures on my dad. That's the nonsense.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
In your walk.

Speaker 11 (30:14):
You know he wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Is this wallet that people still got photos in him though?

Speaker 10 (30:20):
Yeah, exactly, you're supposed to have those on your phone.
All right, Thanks guys. Coming up at the top of
the hour, we'll have.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Some entertainment news for you. Right after this. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (30:39):
According to MSN dot com, Bad Bunny, Ladies and Gentlemen,
Bad Bunny will be the headliner at the Super Bowl
sixty halftime show. Now, if you don't know who Bad
Bunny is, let me tell you a little bit.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
About him.

Speaker 10 (30:51):
He was the third most played artist on Spotify in
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And he is the King of and Trap. But you
didn't know that either, did you. He's a king.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
I don't know Bad Bunny was a guy. So yeah,
I'm getting really educated.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh be serious, buddy, Bad Bunny.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
You're thinking playboy, but you're Bunny. That's what I'm thinking.
That's what I.

Speaker 11 (31:21):
Will think about Bunny had take it to a new level.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I'm thinkingsing it.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Hold, I'm wrong, Bunny, Okay, wrong Bunny.

Speaker 10 (31:33):
He's known as the King of Latin Trap for his
Spanish language raps. Super Bowl sixty is February six, now, guys,
February sixth, twenty twenty six, in San Francisco, Slant Santa
Clara at Levi Stadium. All right, so congratulations to Bad Bunny,
who is a dude. Okay, he is a guy, all right.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
He's from Puerto Rico.

Speaker 10 (31:53):
Yeah, yeah, so he's he's really happy. He's saying he's
doing it for his people, for his country, you know,
for their history.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
So that that's awesome. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Is it just him?

Speaker 12 (32:05):
Is it?

Speaker 20 (32:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
But he's a headliner, so you don't know who's who
he's going to bring with him.

Speaker 13 (32:13):
But I'm gonna tell you right now, they gonna this
is the last time we can have a minority at
the headline the super Bowl.

Speaker 11 (32:19):
Wife O finna get made?

Speaker 13 (32:24):
I know, But they won't. They won't, They won't. Taylor
Swift right now, Well, let.

Speaker 10 (32:28):
Me tell you, Yeah, let me tell you about what
happened to Taylor Smith. Taylor Swift speaking of halftime of
talks collapse between the NFL and Taylor Swift Junior over
the Super Bowl halftime show. She demanded advertising time, to
promote unnamed projects during the broadcast and to own the
performance rights. The NFL expects the artists who who perform

(32:52):
as the Super Bowl they do it for free in
exchange for exposure. And of course we all know that
Taylor Swift does not need what exposure? Okay, Yeah, she
does not need that.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, you got right, that's the one thing she does
not need. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:13):
She engaged Yeah, Travis Chelsea, that's everywhere, So yeah, she
doesn't need exposure. And we all know that Kendrick Lamar
performed at Super Bowl fifty nine last year, with one
hundred and thirty three and a half million viewers watching
the show, making it the most watched halftime show of
all time.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
So there you go. Congratulations to him. Yeah you really
do it?

Speaker 10 (33:37):
Huh yeah yeah. So who would you guys like to
see perform at the super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
That's your question. Charlie Wilson. Has he performed there yet?
Uncle Charlie?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I thought it would be great yet a great?

Speaker 14 (33:53):
Oh I don't think Yeah, I don't think they've done. Yeah,
for obvious reasons, Yeah I don't. According to Junior, Chris
Brown ain't doing this. Chris not doing that would be wonderful.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Because of his past.

Speaker 13 (34:11):
Say it again, do y'all see the things that Chris
Brown doing at his show at bree When people they
say he won't stop singing.

Speaker 11 (34:21):
He's been singing for two hours straight. He won't stop.
He's flying everywhere.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, it would, but yes, because of his past, Yeah,
they won't let him. But he has an amazing show.
What about you, Tommy who.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Y'all know? I'm Anthony Hamilton Holiday Anthony Thasia.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (34:46):
Okay, and maybe she could sing her her bars from
a booths on the ground.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Come on, uh huh okay.

Speaker 15 (34:57):
Like to see Stevie Wonder like a whole like yeah,
like he used to do all the classics and people
come out and do a tribute like.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
He can hit decades and decades.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yes, so yeah, yeah, sound track of all of our
lives for sure.

Speaker 18 (35:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Finally.

Speaker 10 (35:15):
In entertainment news, guys, thank you. A statue of legendary
singer Tina Turner was recently revealed during a ceremony at
a park in Bronsville, Texas, which is of course near Tennisee, Tennessee.
I'm sorry Bronsville, Tennessee, which is near Nutbush, the community
where Tina Turner. Yeah, where Tina Turner grew up and

(35:36):
went to school as a child. The statue shows Tina
with her signature hairdoo. You know, it was wild and
crazy like we like, and she was holding a microphone
doing her thing. Tina passed away back in twenty twenty three.
She was eighty three years old. Yeah, and she's still missed.
We still love us from Tina Turner.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Yeah here, I'm in here.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
They both Academy awards for that.

Speaker 15 (36:02):
They were now Rob Angela Basket, Laurence Fishburn, Angela Basst
got the honorary Oscar recently.

Speaker 13 (36:13):
Said and made If you doubt me, I key you myself.
I said, oh my god, wait what when I turned
and said, and I mean that, don't you doubt me?

Speaker 11 (36:22):
And because if you down me, I kill you myself.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
That was your line. But yeah, they both should have
gotten those awards for sure.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
The right place, right time. I need you to sing
them songs in the place I've been waiting beyond all
my life.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
You come up here.

Speaker 9 (36:41):
Time about you saw okay, keep on here when you
went mental MESSI but fine, automobile.

Speaker 11 (36:51):
How about when I Junior got beat up by Ice Jr.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Came back to his mama. Everybody in there?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Or great movie, great, great Julia? They owe them?

Speaker 10 (37:05):
Yeah, they yeah, I agree. I couldn't agree more and
they oh I thought they both should win. People are
still talking about that movie.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (37:13):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning.

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Speaker 10 (37:54):
Well, guys, there was a post on Instagram recently that
basically said, quote, we have a problem in America. When
you're talking to people and you say did you hear
about the mass shooting? And their response is which one?
That's a problem in America? All right, Yes, that's a

(38:15):
serious problem. Uh. An ex marine smashed a pickup into
a church of Jesus Christ Latter day Saints in Michigan,
opened fire, and set the building on fire during Sunday service,
and then was fatally shot by police.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I mean, what can you Yeah, and smash this pickup
into the church.

Speaker 15 (38:39):
Yeah, start and killing people, just open fire and then
set the church, set it on fire.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, Jesus had I know. There are no words. I
have no words. I mean we said everything. I don't
know what to say.

Speaker 9 (38:55):
And there's no warning, you know for people who who
are about to get attacked. There's no warning, just this
is just in a matter of seconds that something is happening, and.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
You the Lord, you're shy.

Speaker 9 (39:07):
Yeah, and all of a sudden, this can't deserve that, man,
Nobody deserves that.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:14):
And then in North Carolina, a former marine is in
custody after pulling up by a boat and killing three
people at a waterfront bar.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I saw that too.

Speaker 11 (39:25):
Yeah, this is like what what?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
When will it end? Is a question?

Speaker 17 (39:31):
You know?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I mean we say this all the time.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
We have to come together as a country, try to
come up with solutions. I mean we say this, but
nothing is ever done. It's almost like we sit back
and wait for the next one because.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
We don't want to do anything with the guns.

Speaker 15 (39:46):
We don't want to control it, sensible gun laws, gun
control laws. It seems like we are numb to what's
happening in the country. And just like you started the
segment off, surely when you say we have a problem
in this country, when you're talking to someone and ask
about the mass shooting and they say, which one, which's
a problem. Yeah, that's a serious problem in this country.

(40:07):
And then you say, we offer thoughts and prayers some
of our political leaders. These people were literally in church praying.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
And they got killed.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
So now we need action. Besides everybody saying thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 15 (40:23):
Children that were killed recently in the mass shooting in Minnesota,
they were in church. That's what these little kids are doing.
And we're saying thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
We need action. We can't be this still prey, but
you gotta.

Speaker 11 (40:38):
Want cray can pray you're doing.

Speaker 13 (40:41):
The crazy part about it is the president doesn't speak
on any of these things.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Outrage.

Speaker 11 (40:48):
There's no I don't say nothing.

Speaker 10 (40:50):
Yeah, only and I think Steve, Steve would say this
best only and we definitely don't want this to happen.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, if exactly exactly, then.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Maybe then you might then you might get some results.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, yeah, yes, all right, and no that's unfortunately.

Speaker 10 (41:08):
Yeah, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
we're gonna switch gears, lighten things up a bit. We're
gonna talk about movies, one of our favorite subjects. Right
after this, you're listening to Dave Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys,
so here's here's a strange question. I'll admit it's a

(41:28):
strange question, but here it is anyway, you're in a
crazy life or jail situation. You've been ordered to quote
as many lines or act out as many scenes from
a movie, or go to jail for the next five years.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
So which movie are you choosing? Tommy?

Speaker 9 (41:44):
You're the one that's in my head? How long I
got to do it for they don't send me to jail?
How many hours I got to occupy?

Speaker 10 (41:50):
You?

Speaker 12 (41:52):
Just go for it? Just go for it.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
Hold on, we've had the bot Now when I do them?
When I do them, are they gonnay?

Speaker 12 (42:00):
What?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
What movie it is? I gotta tell you?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Can you decide? Yeah? You decide the movie? You tell?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
I got that meal box fixed? Better not catch you
messing Ryde with you?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yes? Oh, come on, y ugly color purple? What you're
gonna do with you?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
You can say?

Speaker 1 (42:22):
You're pretty.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Rolling, very good?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
All right, you're out, You're not going to jail?

Speaker 13 (42:31):
Pretty good?

Speaker 15 (42:32):
Junior?

Speaker 12 (42:33):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (42:34):
Well, you know what this is so timely because I'm
in a play August eighteenth, October eighteenth at a at
uh here in Atlanta.

Speaker 11 (42:42):
It's called Are Your Marriage Material?

Speaker 13 (42:44):
I can use them linecause I wouldn't know the movie
or anything like that in the play that I mean,
I'm playing mister Wilson in the place in jail. But
I'm gonna do a movie that I'm gonna stay out
of jail. It's gonna be life.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Martin Laurence.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
That's gonna be my seed.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
You're gonna eat.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Your corn bread.

Speaker 11 (43:00):
Hey, Hey, I ain't doing that.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
You can have it.

Speaker 11 (43:03):
Hey, don't give me your corn bread.

Speaker 13 (43:05):
Next thing, you know you behind his traws. I want
your card. You ain't getting my corn bread. If you
want my corn, you can get your taste out your mouth.
It ain't going for any other y'all, or part two
of My Kids Free gonna start here.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
That's my lass right there.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I love it.

Speaker 17 (43:23):
If j Andy came to y'all thinking knight, I wish
right now Andy the frame one crawl through two hundred yards.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Of pure and to get diffreedom.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
Boy, you.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I love.

Speaker 13 (43:44):
I'm talking about Morgan Freeman. Come on jump you smoke crack,
don't you.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Come on jump?

Speaker 19 (43:54):
Come on?

Speaker 11 (43:55):
Sam?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
All right, you guys are going.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
In basketball and Pelican Bay. When I get through with you.
You programmed twenty three hour lockdown. I'm the man who
fitness pooh, light of day, messing with me damn can't call.
Ain't got nothing on me.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Well, you guys are going you guys going on.

Speaker 13 (44:22):
I'm telling you no, sure, So, don't nobody know nothing? Huh,
don't nobody know nothing? Come on, yack, huh you sure?
Let a man come, Let a man. Don't nobody know nothing?

Speaker 12 (44:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
We taking over the call. Yeah, rock my baby. That
is the movie.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yes it is Wesley Snipe. Should have gotten an oscar
for that. Yes, yes, you should have.

Speaker 12 (44:50):
Yes, you should.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
That's my brother, he lived here. I know why you
got on the car last night. Cuz out I say,
boys in the hood, you ain't need to be there
in no way. Turned on the TV this morning. They
talk about living in the violent world, violent crime. They
ain't say nothing about my brother.

Speaker 12 (45:10):
Man.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I figure they don't know, don't show. I don't care
about what's going on in the hood. Here we go. Hey,
do you still got one brother?

Speaker 9 (45:21):
That man?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Rega you do the high part, junior? I like, why
did they split up?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Man?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Why why y'all supposed to stay together?

Speaker 5 (45:41):
It would be alive today.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
So the question was, wait, wait one more.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
I want a woman to love me for my intellect
as well as my lawns. Oh oh my, come to
a miracle, coming to anytime, Lisa.

Speaker 12 (45:57):
Chris.

Speaker 10 (45:58):
So yeah, the question was, you guys have been ordered
to quote as many lines or act out as many
scenes from a movie or you're going to.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Jail for the next five years. You guys will be out.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
You did that.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Congratulations free.

Speaker 12 (46:13):
All right?

Speaker 10 (46:13):
Coming up next to Nephew with today's prank phone call.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the
subject is get this sexy and seventy still stutters.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
We'll get into that to find out what that's all about.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yesterday, wrong with that keeping the sticks.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Anyway, we'll find out what that's all about just a.

Speaker 10 (46:51):
Bit, because right now the crazy man is here with
today's prank phone call.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
What you got for his f I got a surprise
for y'all? What I got a nice surprise? Yes, I
got a surprise for y'all. But I'm gonna wait. I'm
gonna wait a couple of days to give it to y'all.
And and yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have some surprises for
the two of y'all. Okay, So I just want to
put y'all on. I'm just because I gotta get it

(47:17):
all wrapped up and tied up and have it, have
it wrapped up for y'all.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Right, But I have a nephew, Timmy has a gift
for a caller and junior.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Okay, what do you mean?

Speaker 9 (47:30):
Get ready? Okay, but you ain't gonna you ain't gonna
have room. Well, you're gonna have room to receive this.
I'm not the lord.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
To receive.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
You're gonna have room. But I got I got some.

Speaker 9 (47:42):
Gifts for y'all. I think y'all gonna love it. So
I just want to get y'all heads up. Tomy got
gifts coming, y'all. Way, okay, so y'all be ready, thank you? Okay, okay, okay,
you gotta stop.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
Doing this to let me tell you why you'll st
doing it. I'm not the favorite person in my own family.
My mama watch really love she loved you, and I
get tired of here about you weekly. Your name come
up every week in this family. I'm so you got
a gift for me? Okay, I'm gonna see what DC is.

Speaker 9 (48:09):
I gotta gift I got a gift. I got a gift.
So y'all be ready, I'll just tell you. All right,
here's a prank. The prank of the day is the postman.
The postman always rings twice. The postman always rings twice.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Let's go catch Hello.

Speaker 12 (48:26):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Carlos.

Speaker 10 (48:29):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (48:29):
My name Benny Man, Benny Phipps. Hey you. I want
to make sure I got the right person. You You
you work for a post office? Right? Uh? Yeah, okay?
Do you deliver mail off a Murphy Road?

Speaker 20 (48:40):
Uh sometime?

Speaker 12 (48:41):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll live it. First of all, I
wanted to make sure I had the right postman. Now
it's been brought to my attention that there's a postman
that has been stopping by my house and I'm what
I'm not understanding is why are you bringing mail to
my door opposed to just putting mail in the mail
boxes on the street where everybody got their mailboxes at.

Speaker 20 (49:03):
What do you say, is that again?

Speaker 12 (49:04):
I live in Murphy Road, Murfect Road.

Speaker 20 (49:08):
Yeah, I deliver over there. But he say, delivering package
at your house?

Speaker 12 (49:13):
No, I said, you've been bringing mail to my house
and the polls. Here's way. I'm trying to tell you, Calos,
my wife is at home all day. She don't work.
And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on
more than one occasion, on a daily basis. You're coming
by there two three times, you know. But when I'm
understanding that, it ain't no mail being brought over that,

(49:33):
I'm trying to figure out what are you doing at
my house? Now? What really didn't been brought? All this
to a head because you already know what's going on,
let me go on, let you know that, call O,
I do know what's going on. I picked up the
clothes from the cleaners this morning, and to my attention,
it's a man's post office shirt in my packet. What
color was it? It's blue? Light blue? Okay, explain this

(49:58):
to me. How your shirt in my house?

Speaker 20 (50:01):
Do you have my name on it? Because that could
be anybody's shirt.

Speaker 12 (50:04):
Okay, So so hold on. What you're trying to say
is some it's more postman stopping by my heart.

Speaker 20 (50:09):
See man, sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different
guys in that in that neighborhood, you know, because.

Speaker 12 (50:15):
I read it's my problem, man, My problem is this
is that my wife is at home all day every day.
And my understanding is is that you stopping body bringing more?

Speaker 20 (50:25):
First of all, about you can call you can call
the one eight hundred numbers, because how do you get
my number?

Speaker 12 (50:31):
Dodey. I don't worry about that. I find ways how
you how you get my address? That you stopping by
that every morning?

Speaker 20 (50:39):
I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and
do I put another in a box and lift of
the package. I don't get out.

Speaker 12 (50:45):
Assure me, I don't do that.

Speaker 20 (50:47):
That that wasn't me, dude.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
I just you queenlans this morning and pick up clothes.
And it is a post office shirt in there that
belonged ever then that belonged to a man. That's got
to be it must be yours.

Speaker 20 (50:58):
That's none of mine, man, and that's not mine.

Speaker 12 (51:00):
I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you
what this is we're gonna do. Carlos, Carlos, see what,
let me tell you something. I know you're lying. See
and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail
at my house. And I know it. Carlos. You understand me,
so listen.

Speaker 20 (51:13):
Not me, dude, excuse me, that's not me.

Speaker 12 (51:15):
You can't be me. Let me let me tell you something.
When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, Okay, I'm gonna
be out there at them at the mailbox, is waiting
on you for what? For what? Because me and you're
gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning when
you bring the mail. So when you bring the mail,
bring you too, Okay.

Speaker 20 (51:35):
Carlos, old of them ain't threatening me.

Speaker 12 (51:39):
I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, bring you two.

Speaker 20 (51:43):
Jude, Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You
ain't gotta come at me like that.

Speaker 10 (51:46):
Dude.

Speaker 12 (51:46):
Hey man, you came up in my house and I
know you said on my shirt in my house.

Speaker 20 (51:52):
Dude, that was not me. I don't know where you live,
I don't know who the you are, but you threatened me.

Speaker 12 (51:57):
Dude, dude, Hey man, I see you in the morning.
It at the mailbox. Bring your Carlos.

Speaker 20 (52:02):
I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house
with playing clothes on and whoop yo.

Speaker 12 (52:06):
What you say you want for me?

Speaker 20 (52:08):
Hey, it's own where you met Rubbing Road.

Speaker 12 (52:12):
I won't tease the infit roads. Bring your because what
you're not gonna keep doing is running up in my
house while I'm out at work, trying to earn a
living for my family, and you up in my house,
laying up, and you're leaving your clothes. I found some
mason now, I guess that's what you use when you
spray on them dogs. I found that too.

Speaker 20 (52:28):
I'm gonna bring some extra mates. I'm gonna spray up
with that mate.

Speaker 12 (52:32):
I will knock you out. So you're this, I tell you,
I'm gonna be run of Intimo my waiting cars.

Speaker 20 (52:37):
I can't wait till tomorrow. Excuse me, it is a
I told you I wasn't the one. But if you
want to put me thrown for real, okay, cool. I'll
give up when I see you learn this office. When
I see you tomorrow, it's old. It's whatever, hey you're
sending to me and all that. I'll tell you what.
I will come over there, some playing clothes and who

(52:58):
because you're not gonna.

Speaker 12 (52:59):
Make me lose a job. Dog, whatever it's got to be.
I don't care if you diff you in the post
office uniform. I don't give of you in your pajamas callos.
But when you come to that mailbox and I find
you out there by the mailboxes, that show man because
I know you've been in my house. Callos, I'm telling
you I'm there. Okay, so be it there, so be it.
I got I got one more thing else I want

(53:20):
to tell you when before you get there, tell me
what you know?

Speaker 20 (53:23):
I recall me.

Speaker 12 (53:24):
Is you listening to me? Yeah? His nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your coworker. You you.

Speaker 20 (53:35):
Ain't this ain't this on.

Speaker 12 (53:43):
From my rose Callos? All right, man, ah.

Speaker 20 (53:46):
Dude, I'm driving. Put on to Saturny Roads. I'm hanging
out the truck. I'm about to go crazy. I want
my way to your house right now. Put on my
way to your house. I don't got for work, damn.

Speaker 12 (54:02):
Oh man. I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 20 (54:09):
Steve Harvey Morning Radio Show, no doubt all the way.

Speaker 9 (54:17):
Come on, come on, let's get some praise up in here.
On this time and Tuesday. We're pranking up in here.

Speaker 12 (54:24):
Come on. Come on.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
For those of you that think they're pranking has gone too.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Far, come on, come on, you should go on Kirk
Franklin Show. Tell me that's what you should do, I saould.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I like Kirk show looks great show man, very open panel.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
I like it.

Speaker 12 (54:38):
I like it. Kirk.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
How at your bar?

Speaker 9 (54:41):
Oh you know what I've been through. I've been through
enough storm. I can come over there and shall a
little bit up.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Oh, yes, yes you have.

Speaker 15 (54:48):
But you know what, Tommy, you said to remind you
your shout out to d C. W HU are this
past week? Yes, you and Monica were theirs.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, w h U.

Speaker 9 (55:00):
Bobby Gil's Darleen, Jim, Jim Watkins. Jim Watkins was in
the jail, Sonny and Sony. I met Sonny for the
first time. Just a good, good crew over at w
h Y. We had an incredible I thought it was
gonna be rained out. We had an incredible golf tournament.
It rained going to the course and didn't rain anymore

(55:21):
after we had gotten there and people got to taste
some of Timmy's what that's my mama sausage?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
All right, Well, congratulations Tommy, and thank you to DC.
As always.

Speaker 12 (55:35):
W h U R.

Speaker 10 (55:36):
Coming up next to is my strawberry letter for today.
Sexy and seventy still stutters right after this.

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You're listening shoot Steve Harvey Morning Show and it's time
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Speaker 1 (56:48):
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Speaker 10 (56:49):
Subject sexy and seventy, but he stutters. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I'm a sixty two year old female in a relationship
with a seventy year old man that is sexiest hack.
He loves his tailor's suits, and he's got that salt
and pepper beer that drives me crazy. For years, he
has pursued me, but he was in a relationship, so

(57:10):
I didn't take him seriously. Most of our exchanges were
over Texas and for three years until he coersed me
into giving him my address and he started sending me
flowers and expensive gifts. I was perplexed at first because
he didn't want anything in exchange. I asked him why
he never made a move, and he told me that

(57:30):
he's so nervous around me he can't even speak, let
alone come in for a kiss. He texted me a
few months ago and said he and his girlfriend broke up,
so I invited him over for a cocktail. He came
and we talked and had a good time. He said
the alcohol relaxed him so he wasn't as nervous. A

(57:50):
few weeks after that, he was over to the house
and we finally kissed and then ended up in my bed.
He was very nervous and sweaty, so I took it
easy on him. When he tried to talk sexy to me,
it came out as a stutter. He started sweating bullets,
so I kept on doing anything I could to let

(58:10):
him know it was okay, and I would take it
easy on him. I took off my clothes and he
couldn't get one word out without stuttering. It made for
a long night and he would not stop trying to
talk while we were being intimate. I decided to tune
him out so I could stay focused because it was bad.
The sex wasn't bad, his sexy talk was bad. He

(58:31):
put it down and he's a great lover, but I
need him to hush when we're doing it. This happened
a few more times during intimacy. He talks fine any
other time. So how do I help him relax before sex?
Am I way too much for him? I don't think
that you're necessarily way too much for him. I just
think he just is so into you he gets really nervous.

(58:56):
But you know, I also say that you have a
man now that treats you well, dresses well, gives you
expensive gifts. He's sexy, you say, and he's a great lover.
These are all your words, But he stutters and that's
the only thing wrong with him. And he stutters, but
he only does it during intimacy.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I don't think. I don't see that as such a
huge problem.

Speaker 10 (59:19):
I mean, did you hear the part where you wrote
that he gives you expensive gifts and he's sexy and
a great lover and all that. I just think this
man is so very nervous around you. He's been after
you for what three years you say, He's been trying
to pursue you, and now he's finally got you. He
can't believe that he's actually with you. I mean, this

(59:40):
means a whole lot to him, and he just gets
too excited. That's what I think it is. I mean,
that's a high compliment to you and the woman you
are in his life. He really really likes you. So
I just say to you, give him time, have some
real conversations with him, talk about you know, how you
you really feel.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
You both are grown. You're sixty two, he's seventy.

Speaker 12 (01:00:04):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
Throw a couple of cocktails in there like you did before,
Relax him a bit and let him get his nerves
under control.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
I just say, give him a chance, be patient with him.

Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
He sounds like a really nice older gentleman, and you
guys could be good together.

Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
Steve, this is a perfect letter for me because I
am a former stutterer, right, and I had a severe stutter,
And just like this man, I didn't study all the time.
I only studied outside my house and when I wasn't

(01:00:38):
around my friends. Now, if I was around my friends,
people that I knew and I was comfortable around, no stutter.
I went to church stutter, I went to school stutter,
And anytime I went to an event that I was
out of my comfort zone, I studied. So this is
a perfect letter for me. Yes, I know exactly what's happening.

(01:01:02):
I'm fin to help you out. You're a fifty eight
year old, sixty two year old female and your relationship
to set me. You old man that is sexyst hed
got his suits on everything. You know, salt and pepper
bead that drives you crazy. And you say, for years

(01:01:23):
he pursued you, but he was in a relationship, so
I didn't take him seriously. And you said most of
our exchanges were over text for three years until he
coerced me into giving him my address and he started
sending flowers and expensive gifts.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
I was perplexed at first because he didn't want anything
in exchange.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yes he did.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
What, ladies, Men don't do things for nothing. Everything we
do is for a reason. What part of that don't
you get? And you're too old to think a man
sending you flowers and gifts and doing wonderful things to
you in Texas and he don't want anything in exchange,

(01:02:06):
Yes he does.

Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
He just a grown man.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
He planting seeds. He putting seeds in the ground and
covering them with dirt. He is planning on one day
reaping a harvest from the seeds he's planted.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
All right, this is what grown men do, Unlike young boys.

Speaker 8 (01:02:29):
As soon as they throw a seed in the ground,
they want to pull the dirt back off of it
and eat the seed and wonder why the ain't.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Nothing to it?

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
Why because you didn't let it turn into nothing?

Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
And then you gave him the seed without allowing it
to grow into nothing. Now you mad because he didne
ate the seed. Now he gone, and the seed gone,
and it's a hole in there. Now he'd left a
hole in the dirt.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Oh I'm preaching today, Oh yes you are, amen. Amen,
better hear me.

Speaker 10 (01:02:59):
Now, all right, we'll have part two of Steve Sermon
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. The
subject for today's Strawberry Letters sexty and seventy, But he stutters.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening,
Shoot Steve Harvey Morning.

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Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
All right, come on, Steve former stutterer, Let's recap today's
Strawberry Letters, Sexy and seventy Buddy.

Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
Sixty six That to year old woman in relationship with
a sexty seventy old man song pepper Bee drive absolutely
to this man been running after her for three years,
but he did in a relationship, so she never.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Took the man seriously.

Speaker 8 (01:04:06):
Finally he coerced her into giving him his address, and
then all of a sudden he starts sending flowers and
gifts to the house. And she said she was perplexed
at first because he didn't want anything in exchange.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
And I told you before, yes he did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
He wanted something and change.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
But he is the old school player.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
He went planting seeds, all them gifts and all them
stuff he'd been sending to the house, and all them
Texas was him putting seeds in the ground, expecting one
day for the seeds to grow and he would benefit
from the reaping the harvest, unlike young dudes who put
a seed in the ground and then go and eat

(01:04:43):
the seed and expect something to show up.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
And you, being the woman who got the seed.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
Planted, lets him come back and eat the seed before
anything then grew out of it. Now you mad at
him because he gone, Your seed gone and it's a
hole in the ground. Okay, so now you mad, But
you didn't let the seed push up through the dirt

(01:05:10):
and turn into crop. And you let him have the
seed now you got nothing, well, grown man to figure
out how to do it. So then finally I asked
him why he never made a move, and he told
me he was so nervous around you. He can't even speak,
let long come in for a kiss. He texted me
a few months ago, said him and his girlfriend broke up.
You invited him over.

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
For a cocktail.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
He came, y'all talk, had a great time, and then
he told you that the alcohol relaxed him. So a
few weeks after that, he was over to the house
and we finally kiss and ended up in my bed.
He was very nervous and sweaty. So I took it
easy on him. Now here's a woman that starts to
give herself credit. She just want credit. I took it

(01:05:52):
easy on it. I put it on him. I could
have took him out, but I didn't. I let him live.
I let him survive this one. You don't know who
you mess with. Could have heard. I could have had
a stroke over my house, or a heart attack or something.

Speaker 12 (01:06:04):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
That's what that's what I do. I put it on
you where you can't you can't breathe good. I take
your sisters away from you. This is all her thinking
for she was writing this left, I take your senses
away from you. I had you sitting up here there
think and yet that COVID you won't have taste of smeth.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
This is what I have your girl.

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
You don't know who you messing with. I'm a COVID case.
I had this on the ventilator. This is what she
thinking in her mind while she texting this left. So
she ended up in the bed. He was very nervous
and sweaty. I took it easy other when he tried
to talk sexy to me, it came out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
As a study.

Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
Now here's what my expertise is, fit to cook. When
he tried to talk sexy came out as a study.
He started sweating bullets. So I kept on doing anything
I could to let him know it was okay, and
I would take it easy on him, so like you
ain't even really put it on him yet, that's what
you keep trying to tell us about this letter. So
I took off my clothes and he could not get

(01:07:01):
one word out with our study.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 11 (01:07:08):
Woo woo woo wo woo.

Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
Woo woo wee. Girl looking look at him because he's
seventy now, so he and ain't this ain't big words?
These is old lord phrases. He usually a seventy year
old fraser. What you to talk about? You make me stitch?

(01:07:40):
Stoke boy, I'm about it's.

Speaker 7 (01:07:44):
About the pop pop pop popped the pop out here.

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
So anyway, it made for a long night and he
would not stop trying to talk while we would be
an intimate. I decided to tune him out so I
can stay focus while he was in bed. The sex
wasn't bad, his sexy talk was bad. He put it down.
He was a great lover, but I need him to
hush when we're doing it. This happened a few more
times doing intermits. He talks fine any other time. So

(01:08:13):
how do I help him to relax before sex? Am
I weigh too much for him? No, you ain't weighed
too much for him. You said he put it down,
and the reason you keep coming back is cause he
put it down.

Speaker 12 (01:08:26):
So let's take.

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Yourself off the credit screen. Quit trying to roll the
credits with your name on it. No, you ain't too much.
He got you and he keep coming back. The problem
is stuttering is caused by anxiety. Stuttering is not a
physical condition. It's all mental. Stuttering is cause from anxiety.

(01:08:50):
People who grow up and hold on the studying long
times never master the anxiety portion of it, so they
keep the study going.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
You stuttered, and you know you study, and you know
it causes a reaction in people.

Speaker 8 (01:09:04):
Every time you get ready to talk, you stutter because
of the anxiety you have for the reaction you know
you're gonna get when people hear you talk.

Speaker 7 (01:09:14):
And so now the stutter is produced even before you talk.

Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
Now, when y'all ain't talking about nothing, that causes anxiety,
he first sex causes him anxiety because he got to perform.
All you have to do is simply say, hey, I
don't like talking while we're having sex. Now you're putting
it down like you're supposed to. I would prefer to
have sex quietly so I can just enjoy myself. Guess

(01:09:40):
what now he thinking he needs to talk sexy, and
he full of anxiety, and he can't.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
By the time he tell you what he finna do,
he'dn probably already done it.

Speaker 10 (01:09:49):
Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at
Steve Barbi FM and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
On demand numb.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
He Studied Good.

Speaker 10 (01:10:04):
Coming up next, it is Junior and Sports Talk. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
you got, Junior?

Speaker 11 (01:10:47):
Surely Week four in the NFL was crazy. I didn't
understand some of these things. But let's just go through
the scores.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:10:53):
The Seahawks beat the Cardinals twenty three to twenty and
then the Vikings. The Vikings failed to to the Steelers
twenty four to twenty one.

Speaker 13 (01:11:02):
Over in Ireland, they played out in Dublin, Ireland, Ireland. Yeah,
that game was on so early it was, It was
on at nine thirty am. I would sit there watching
football all Sunday in nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I had to see it. Good thought, kind of good though.
I like, but he go with shocker.

Speaker 7 (01:11:17):
Could you believe this?

Speaker 13 (01:11:19):
And Jackson Dart's first start he gave the Charges they
first lost twenty one to eighteen. The Giants beat the Chargers.
If you Russell Wilson, you need to find another team.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
You're not coming back now. You had three weeks you
didn't get a win.

Speaker 11 (01:11:34):
He came in his first wink at one with the
same players, with the same players.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
You think Russell needs to retire.

Speaker 13 (01:11:41):
Everybody keep saying that, But Russell already told us he
still got more football left.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
I think, well, it won't be in New York.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
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Speaker 13 (01:11:50):
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Now, you can get that. You're gonna get fired.

Speaker 11 (01:11:57):
Over and put them, you and them kids in the
videos as a unit.

Speaker 13 (01:12:02):
Pretty kid super Bowl champion. Yeah, I'm not going but
you know what, I'm back on the Super Bowl train time.
I know you was at the game Sunday. But here
we go to Texans. The Texans beat the Titans twenty
sixth to nothing. Were back on the super Bowl. But
we going to the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
We got one win.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Blame it.

Speaker 11 (01:12:23):
We look good. That's all I can tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
He's going another shot. The Falcons didn't. Let the Falcons
rise up beat the Washington Commanders.

Speaker 11 (01:12:33):
Thirty four to twenty seven.

Speaker 13 (01:12:36):
Now he go another thing, Now, Carl, I'm not I'm
just doing the scores, but I don't know what Tasha
was doing. I just need to know what ta was doing.
Because the Bills beat the Saints thirty one nineteen high
is he doing this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
It's okay? Is he doing well?

Speaker 13 (01:12:48):
He knew the Bills were gonna beat the Saints. He
knew that was He knew he's gonna another with. The
Eagles beat the Buccaneers thirty one to twenty five.

Speaker 11 (01:13:03):
Go ahead, Jaigling.

Speaker 13 (01:13:04):
Hurts, JA, Yes, yes, yes, with you wherever Uncle Steve at.
He having a problem this morning. He probably really don't care.
But the Lions beat the Browns thirty.

Speaker 11 (01:13:14):
Four to ten. That's a no, no, that's all we know.

Speaker 13 (01:13:19):
But the Jaguars beat the forty nine ers with Rock
Purty coming back. I'm telling you twenty six to twenty one.
Come on, man, Travis Hunt having the season here. This
boy is going through the cold past man, cool man,
didn't he Man, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Why you got ran out of town. You ran out
of town.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
That's right, all right, all right, here we go.

Speaker 11 (01:13:41):
No, we don't want the super Bowl shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
That's a need to know right down from Cowboys.

Speaker 11 (01:13:46):
I don't care about the Cowboys. I'm not doing them.
Forty to forty.

Speaker 10 (01:13:49):
That's y'all coming out with a young man on social
media needs some advice about the game day snacks.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
All right, we'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
You're listening to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, this is from K
on Steve Harvey FM. Guys, see cases.

Speaker 10 (01:14:10):
Last night, a couple of my boys came over to
watch the Cowboys Packers game, as in three of us total,
and we all ordered some wings. One of the fellows
ate the last wing. I'm talking the last lemon pepper wing.
I called him out. I am the host. I paid
for the wings. I should get the last wing. The

(01:14:30):
fellows were like, stop tripping and just order some more wings.
So was I right or wrong?

Speaker 20 (01:14:35):
What this is a wing?

Speaker 12 (01:14:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:14:40):
Dog wing arguments are serious though, Yes, yeah, if you
get that happened, narrow to limitate that happened air, But listen,
always order you some extra wings for you for yourself.
But when people leave that way, you got a little
stashed to the side, you know, because you don't know
how much somebody's going to eat, so just gone and

(01:15:02):
put you something to the side. Now, me and my
wife have had this big argument because when we have
company over and everybody's eating, you know, I'm not. I'm
normally hosting, so I'm mixing and mingling. So you know,
after we've had this years ago, she now food is
food is ready? No, no, no, we're finna fix your
plate and your clate gonna be outside in the refrigerator

(01:15:24):
in the garage.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
All your food gonna be out there. We're not going
through this ever.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Again. That's a good life right there.

Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
She has all my stuff set aside, because you know,
if you mix him trying to make sure everybody having
good time, you're not gonna you're not really eating. Especially
if you cooked, you're not hungry. If you cooked, you're
not hungry. My my baby makes sure my stuff is
set aside. I got food out and there the only
thing that hit the trade. Came home one time and
went up there and got a refrigerator and all hell
broke loose because.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
That's what got plate.

Speaker 10 (01:15:53):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So Junior, is there a thing about
this last wing situation.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
That's the wrong w?

Speaker 11 (01:16:01):
See, this is a cowboy fan talking you because cowboy
fans are yourble wing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
They ain't winning.

Speaker 13 (01:16:11):
It's the wrong w you're talking about the wings and winning, y'all,
y'all tied, y'all, y'all doing the wrong thing. This this
ain't got nothing to that. You got mad because they
didn't win or lose. Now you're a cowboy fan. So
now the wing the lit a limited pepper wing dog
the last one, and you hosted the party. Your guests

(01:16:32):
can have whatever, that's right, that's what they can have.
The reason why you picked a fight because the cowboys
didn't win.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
All the news misplaced anger, that's what.

Speaker 11 (01:16:43):
It's really here.

Speaker 9 (01:16:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Over a limited pepper wing, Okay, come on us, over
a Limon pepper wing. That's a Limon pepper flat though
a flat Flat.

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
Said, yes, you hosted the party, don't you. Everybody supposed
to stop eating.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Well, so was he right or wrong? So you're saying
he was wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
It don't matter, be right a wrong. The cowboy didn't
win on.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Lose, so he got and the cowboys are tied.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
They tied lemon pepper Flat with some ranch. I'll you
behind it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yeah, all right, I'm moving on.

Speaker 10 (01:17:29):
I guess we helped him out on the Corey on,
We're gonna lose tie lemon Pepper.

Speaker 12 (01:17:38):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Wefalo, We don't blue cheese. It's a guest Corey and
Steve brb f M rights.

Speaker 20 (01:17:46):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:17:47):
I'm in a long distance relationship and I'm worried my girlfriend,
and I'm worried my girlfriend is losing interest. We text
and talk every day, but we only see each other
a few weeks every few weeks, and the last couple
of visits haven't gone smoothly. I won't see her again
for a couple of weeks, and I'm already nervous about
how to make it go better.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I feel helpless because there's only so much I can
do from far away.

Speaker 10 (01:18:10):
How do I strengthen our relationship when we only get
a few days together every few weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:18:15):
That's a lovely I understand how to talking in the
text and can can get old and stale. So I
don't know if you can increase your visits to go
visit her. I don't know if that's a financial thing.
But if you can, if you can pick up more
time to go see her, that's gonna that's gonna help
the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
That's just me.

Speaker 11 (01:18:31):
Go ahead, Joe, okay, all right, get your sky mouths up.

Speaker 10 (01:18:35):
Go.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
We'll have get your coming up at twenty minutes after
right after this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
He's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
this came out of this is some weird news. Guys.

Speaker 10 (01:18:56):
Ryan Air flight from Milan to London last week, we
got a little bizarre and scary when two men allegedly
began eating their passports. That's right, I said. They began
eating their passport's mid flight. About twenty minutes into the flight,
the seatbelt sign went off and that's when the weirdness began.
Flight attendants were alerted to something happening at the front

(01:19:18):
of the plane, and that's when one of the men
reportedly began tearing pages from his passport and eating them.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Is this a lemon pimple?

Speaker 10 (01:19:30):
His companion, headed to the back of the plane, tried
to flush his own passport down the toilet. The crew
alerted the pilot, who made the decision to divert the
plane to Paris. Once on the ground, French police borded
the aircraft and arrested the two men. After a two
hour delay and a full back search, the flight finally
continued on to London, and passengers were offered free drinks

(01:19:53):
before landing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Oh drink whipping behind for getting his plane twisted around?

Speaker 13 (01:20:01):
Yes, no, this ain't even news to me. This ain't
even weird. I sat there and we were just having
a conversation. My uncle Pete on himself, so I don't
see the proud.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
We just kept talking. I don't see what the problem
the passport. This would never happen on spirit outlands, and
see what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Wow, No, I don't understand. I really don't understand. Why
do you eat your passport? Is this the thing?

Speaker 12 (01:20:25):
Is this the thing? All right?

Speaker 10 (01:20:26):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Thank you coming up, we'll do around it.

Speaker 15 (01:20:29):
Would you rather right after this nothing be subject to holiday.

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It's time now, guys for another round of would you rather?
Would you rather roast marshmallows? Or would you rather roast
hot dogs? How does that smores or hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Oh no, I don't want that.

Speaker 9 (01:21:24):
Something about the way that marshill will look when you
should tick it over there and that fine and start
bubbling up like that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
I don't like that for something.

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
What that marshmallow when you hold it over that fine,
it just start bubbling up like that? It just what
is where does it come from?

Speaker 12 (01:21:39):
What is that?

Speaker 15 (01:21:40):
Why are you asking questions? Put that in between your
grand practice and chocolate didn't eat it?

Speaker 12 (01:21:45):
What do you cat?

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I hate marsh though.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
No, mass just look like they're not supposed to be
ingested to me. It just don't look It's just funny.
And people went out.

Speaker 11 (01:21:56):
There to roast marshmallow. I ain't never ran out that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
All right. So you guys are hot dogs.

Speaker 9 (01:22:03):
Put that put that colt hang on, you put that
wing on, that coat hanger, and you got me. I'm
out there wining cot hang you hurt?

Speaker 12 (01:22:13):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:22:13):
Would you rather gumbo or would you rather chili called
the boat? I'm a chili girl all day, but I like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Now yeah you do?

Speaker 10 (01:22:27):
Yeah, now, yeah, But I grew up on chili, you know,
being from Chicago, cold in the winter.

Speaker 13 (01:22:32):
Yeah all right, man, My best friend Tyrone just came
to my house a few weeks ago.

Speaker 11 (01:22:37):
Tyrone made a pot of gumbo for me. Man, Oh, we.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Better call Tyrone.

Speaker 11 (01:22:43):
Chicken dewey sausage, hYP and dooey sauce. I was in here, okay, all.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
Right, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Would you rather spring forward or fall back?

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
I'd rather fall I rather spring for it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Later. So that's for longer days. Yeah, how y'all talking
about time?

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
I thought we was talking about if I'm gonna fall
or be thrown somewhere.

Speaker 10 (01:23:09):
Okay, I'm sorry because it's almost daylight, saies time.

Speaker 11 (01:23:14):
I'm sorry, y'all tell.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Me you had to fall back to spring full?

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
I'd rather fall.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
I don't want to be thrown no where. I don't
know where I'm going. I'm so sorry that was time
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
I'm sorry. So now that you know, what do you want?

Speaker 12 (01:23:34):
What you said?

Speaker 11 (01:23:35):
Would you rather be fall back or spring full?

Speaker 15 (01:23:38):
What you know?

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
You don't want to hit his head? You can't throw
You can't throw me nowhere, all right, So.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
We're gonna take that as a spring for it for everyone,
all right? Would you rather, all right, listen to this one.

Speaker 10 (01:23:55):
Guys, would you rather find out that your spouse slept
with your best friend? Or would you rather find out
that your spouse slept with your enemy?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
That's what he gonna be if if she slept with
him is an enemy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Bestie, your best friend is going to be your enemy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
You don't want it to be the enemy. You don't
want it to be the best friend.

Speaker 12 (01:24:12):
Abe.

Speaker 13 (01:24:14):
If my wife's people any of my friends, she confused
because we are confusing group of.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Men that's today's that's good.

Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
Definitely this definitely both.

Speaker 10 (01:24:24):
All right, thanks guys. That's today's roundup. Would you rather
coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour? It
is our last break of the day, and we'll close
out the show right after this. You're listening to the
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the day on this Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
It's been a fun day. We gotta thank our audience.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Mommy Tuesday, Yeah, Tommy Tuesday.

Speaker 10 (01:25:22):
I think our audience is always for rolling with us
every single day for all these years. We love you.
We appreciate your business, all of that twenty plus years man,
that's it's been a long time.

Speaker 15 (01:25:35):
We long generations of listeners yeah to us, and we
people come up to me, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
I listened to you in the car with my mom
when she was taking me to school. Yeah, all of that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
I got that this past week. Yeah, I got that
this past week, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
Dude.

Speaker 9 (01:25:52):
Man, we were sitting there. Man, do you know what
we didn't know? We didn't know you was to do
during the birthdays and you was talking to you yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Dude, you was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Oh yeah, when you have all the people in your head.

Speaker 10 (01:26:07):
We've come a long way, and our audience been here
with us every step of the loyal and we thank you,
thank you, We appreciate you.

Speaker 12 (01:26:15):
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You can listen to us anytime. Yeah, just take it
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Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
We make it convenient for you.

Speaker 12 (01:26:39):
Yeah.

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People people listening to other countries on the app.

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Yeah, yeah, we worldwide. Baby, porl whie.

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Okay, I have gotten calls.

Speaker 9 (01:26:55):
I have gotten calls and emails from people in Africa
saying we would like for you to do some prink
colls here if it is possible, like to God, some print.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Courts here in Africa.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
I love it.

Speaker 12 (01:27:12):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
W pranks Africa. That could be good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
That could be good. Whole continent everyone, you're all gonna
get some of this. Senegal, Kenya, Nigeria, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Yeah, I gotta make sure. I think again.

Speaker 9 (01:27:30):
Over this past weekend last Thursday, had an amazing time
with w h u R at their first inaugural golf tournament.
It was amazing. We had a blast. We had a blast. Darlene,
you are just a jewel.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Girl, darling girl man. Shout out to Angela Stribbling at
w h U are.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
So beautiful.

Speaker 15 (01:27:54):
And that's my birthday twin. Both of our birthdays are
coming up on October thirteenth, So shout out to Angela
Stribble from w h u R. Yes, that's my girl.
They are very loyal. We got some loyal listeners in
the d M D and we appreciate you a man.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
And to see to see Uh, to see Jim Watkins.
That was just classic.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Yeah, he's just that guy. He's just that guy. Pay Yeah,
And all of this was orchestrated.

Speaker 9 (01:28:20):
Bobby Gails put this thing together, manby.

Speaker 15 (01:28:27):
And people are listening, and you might not know there
are some people that are behind the scenes in every
city that we're on. When you hear us in your
on your radio station, your favorite radio station in your city,
we got some people that are behind the scenes in
each city. And Bobby Gail's is our guy at w
h u R in Washington, d C. So now you
guys know who's making that magic happen at w h

(01:28:50):
u R behind Bobby.

Speaker 9 (01:28:52):
Let's show some love for Joe Clare community uh. Also
who's also there with with w h U I want
to say big ups to my man, Joe claff Feller,
comedian Get out.

Speaker 13 (01:29:06):
His room man in Boie, Maryland at the Theater in Boie, Maryland. Man,
don't Joe Claire.

Speaker 11 (01:29:12):
Joe Claire got a TV show too.

Speaker 13 (01:29:14):
He he on TV in the afternoon, Joe Claire getting
it in DC, get in all right radio radio and
did he do TV after?

Speaker 9 (01:29:24):
You know who else is on Raheem Devon, Oh yes, yes,
come on right, but he goes to Raheem.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
He was there. He was at the golf term.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Yes, play god, you play so much golf. You're really
into gold.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
What does it mean to you?

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
I mean, are there any life lessons that we can
learn from.

Speaker 19 (01:29:46):
What you do?

Speaker 9 (01:29:47):
I know that's not what you do, but I like
the fact theirly that it's four hours of just camaraderie
and conversation with other guys and we just hanging out
and we talk and we talk about everything from from
from making money to to comedy to you name it.
It's just great conversation. Now, can't we play that very well?

(01:30:12):
Am I am I the best dress?

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:30:14):
I am, Yes, i am the best dress. I got
I got to I've got to win something. I'm winning
the best dress.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
They have an award for that.

Speaker 9 (01:30:24):
No, they don't don't. What they did they did for
for the teams at w h U R the best,
but the team that looked the best. So you know
they some guys came and they had uniform shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
They looked good. Yeah, but if it was so low,
it would have been mine.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Best dress.

Speaker 9 (01:30:46):
Golf, It's like life. It's just you know, when you
hit the ball, you don't know what you're gonna land.
You don't know what what type of position you're gonna
be in and where you got to go next.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
So it's like life. You just gotta be ready for
for what's laid in front of you, and you just
keep playing. That's the main thing. You keep playing.

Speaker 9 (01:31:01):
You just keep going, and it's ups and downs, ins
and outs, and that's the that's the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
The parallel with yes, parallel with life. So yeah, is
it true?

Speaker 15 (01:31:12):
I heard that golfing helps you think ahead, playing ahead.
I heard golfing and playing chess, those type of sports.
Oh uh huh, told sports, and they yeah, does that help?

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
It does help. It does help.

Speaker 9 (01:31:25):
It does make you think of hear one thing that's
going to happen while you're playing golf. Your wife is
going to call at least three times knowing that you're
playing golf.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Y'all still out there?

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
What hold you on?

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
What what do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
You knew I was doing this alright. That is in
the words of my uncle.

Speaker 12 (01:31:47):
Talk to God.

Speaker 9 (01:31:48):
He would love to hear from you. Until then, we'll
see y'all tomorrow. Y'all be in peace.

Speaker 12 (01:32:01):
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