FULL SHOW: Prepping For Thanksgiving, Strawberry Letter: My Marriage Or My Pleasure - 11.21.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given them.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Black all bu bu boozy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
To I don't Joy?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy, you got to use.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Love.

Speaker 7 (01:06):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I got to turn the most turn.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth, turn the monica.

Speaker 8 (01:55):
Come come on, you think, uh huh, I sure will
A good morning everybody. You all listening to the voice,
come on dig me now, one and all that Steve
Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Okay, today is simple. I want to tell you. I
want to just talk to you about effort today. Just
about effort. You know, it's it's it's it's a word
that people use to describe sometimes trying. But what I

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found out about trying is trying is just a noble
way of saying you didn't get it done. I tried
when and then everybody go, well, he tried, that was
the best. Well that's that's not exactly true though, that
that's that's not exactly true. You are and I want

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to talk to you about that because I don't want
you to be one of the people who just tried.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
See trying, I mean I gotta tell you to attempt something.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
You're gonna have to first try, but I want you
to change your mindset from trying to getting it done. See,
that's a big difference. I'm really more apt to listen
to the person that says to me, I'm gonna get
it done. I'm gonna try. What try does is it
allows you to fail. It's the person that has the

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mindset that I'm gonna get it done. It's the person
who changes the complexion of things. I'm gonna get it done.
It's very different than I'm gonna try.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
You know.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Look, man, I know this sounds a little.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Harsh, but you gotta stop feeding yourself these little old
wise sayings that ain't it was a valiant tried. Hey man,
you talk to anybody that took second place in the
super Bowl and see how they feel about their valiant try.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
The only way to gain God's real blessings is you
have to try something.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Steve backpeddling, now, listen to me close. You have to
put forth an effort to allow God to put his
finger on something to bless on your behalf. You must
start to attempt now insaying getting it done, and I'm

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gonna try.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's a different of two different faiths.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
To me.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
I'm just talking about me. Now you may be different,
So I can't say this about you, but I can
say this about me. If I say I'm gonna get
it done, I have a lot of faith in it.
I am going to get it done because I just
don't see failure as an option. A lot of times

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now if somebody says to me, like the Olympic team
invited me out to curl one day, which is throw
these stones on the ice. If you're not familiar with
this very simple thing, and so I said, man, I'd
like to give that a try. I went in full
well knowing I may not come away from this little

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curling lesson as a person.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Who could make the Olympic team. I just wanted to.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Try it because I thought it looked cool and always
wanted to get it done. When I failed twice, I
threw a stone completely into the other lane. I lost
that little ice shoe it shot out under me. But
you know what, I kept trying though. I kept trying
until I got four of them stones in that circle

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right where I aim.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
But now had I given up after I failed?

Speaker 6 (05:55):
After I threw that stone in the other lane, after
I shot my shoe down all the way to the
bottom side, the little ice shoe.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
They give you. I never did it, but because I
was trying.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Something got me together a little bit because of my effort,
and it caused me not to fall the next time,
not to throw it in the other lane, not to
shoot my shoe to the back of the wall.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
All of a sudden, my trying became something.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Now had I stayed out there and it wasn't so cold,
and I went back week after week after week after week.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I promise you.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
I could get it done. I could at least know
how to compete in a game of curling. Might not
be the best. I might not win the championship, but
I could have got it done to the point where
I could have competed in a game of curling. So
sometimes if you're scared to say I'm gonna get it done,
just go out there and get started.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
You know, learn from every attempt that you make.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
See, don't quit writing yourself off as a failure every
time something don't go right. And when I fail on
that ice, I could have said, man, I can't curl,
but hold up, man, I'm watching four other women out here,
curl four of the dudes out here curling, little kids
out here curling. Hold up, Pardner, You know, man, So
I learned when I threw that stone on the other ice,
when I failed, when when my shoe shot off, I

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learned from every attempt a.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Little bit more about it.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
And then I said to myself one point in time, man,
I'm gonna get this stone in that circle. I'm gonna
get this stone in this circle. And guess what I
got it done. Now what you're saying to me, Steve,
I'm saying to you that you gotta get started. That
you got to put forth an effort. Give God something

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to bless. Oh God, bless me, Oh God, bless me.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Bless you?

Speaker 7 (07:49):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Bless you?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Where?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Bless you?

Speaker 7 (07:51):
How?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Stop basing your results on what you're thinking. You gotta
think higher. You get God in your life, man, He
allows you to think higher, bigger, better more. I'm sitting
up in my debt. I came up with a plan
to get out of debt in five years. I came
up with this plan, right, I was sitting up and
I was tripping on it.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Now.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I said, wait a minute, man, hold up, this is
what I came up with. I said, God.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Created heaven in earth, all of it, the mountains, the sky,
the valleys, the oceans, trees, the birds, the Indian Ocean,
all of it, made all of it in six days,
and then he rested on the seven. So why am
I taking to God the five year plan? If he

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can create heaven and earth in six days, why am
I walking in there talking about help me in five years?
How is it gonna take God five years to getting
me out of debt?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
And he made heaven and earth in six days. You
the math?

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Hell, Man, I ain't that big. You ain't that big.
You ain't in that much trouble. I ain't in that
much trouble. See, God got a way of showing you
some things, man, but it's gonna take some faith, and
faith gonna take some effort on your part.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Man, get out and do something.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
Man, you God will bless you a little bit and
he give you a little bit more courage, and then
all them attempts you making is gonna and all this
So I'll try.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
You know what that turned into. I'm gonna get it done.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
And at the end of the day, that's what you
have to do, because trying to pay your rent and
not paying your rent is two different things. You could
you can try to play your pay your rent, or
you can get it done. Now how long you think
you gonna stay in that house trying? You got to
go with the mindset of getting it done. And if
you can put some stuff out there and give God
a chance to put his finger on and bless it

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for you the most stuff he can do for you.
Quit looking around at what everybody else got and gonna
get some of it for yourself.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay, all right, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
That's my horn voice. That's them trumpets that they play
in London somewhere. You know what I'm saying, and.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
You know what we're doing.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
I mean, God don't need no help, but we trumpeting
there in a new day. It deserves some trumpets. I
remember the words of a very famous person. I can't
tell that story. Let's let's go, Steve Harvey. Don't say
I was gonna tell this story about a famous person.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
You mean like trumpets.

Speaker 9 (10:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Ladies and gentlemen, we're so glad to be here this morning.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Were tired of telling you we're glad as a matter
of fact, I'm overjoyed with the fact that I'm I'm
still here.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh man, oh man, oh man. Now yeah, Now, let
me tell you.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
The hard part, y'all. Trusting in God to timing. That's
the hard part. That's the hard part. It ain't it
ain't nothing easy about it. I've tried to find the
easy way to trust in God's timing.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
But that's hard. I ain't like my time. At some time,
I know I'm gonna have a problem with his, you know.
So that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
And this is Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry, Colin
for Real, Mississippi, Monica Junior, and the Legend of Nephew
Tommy Jr. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Many?

Speaker 10 (11:35):
Uncle?

Speaker 11 (11:35):
Let me let me ask you this, uncle. Uh, you've
been through so many things in your life. You've done
I can't think of how many things you've done, but
you've done a lot.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Uncle.

Speaker 11 (11:44):
Everything disappointment is disappointment, Like, what's something that you really
would disappoint in yourself about?

Speaker 12 (11:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Myself?

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Oh, I thought you were talking about my greatest disappointment.
So it's great this disappointment in myself. Well, some of
my decision making.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
And really needed to read. I really didn't need to
think a little bit harder on my decision making process.
And it was so quick.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
It was just so quick because I thought I was smart,
you know. So I made a lot of decisions going yeah, yeah, yeah,
I do that, do that, do that?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, I want that. I want that. Yeah, give me that,
give me that, I got it, go ahead, yeah, yeah,
take it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Uh, my decision making process. I'm disappointed, Junior. That's a
hard question. You normally don't stop me. But I got
so many disappointments in me.

Speaker 11 (12:54):
How you came back?

Speaker 13 (12:55):
But but you know what it was.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I think.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
My disappointment in myself became the trigger for my success.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
It was when I was so sick of me. Oh
that's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, when I
got so tired of me. You have you ever been there?

Speaker 6 (13:20):
You ever been tied of yourself? Man, if I don't
go somewhere and sit down. But that was the trigger
for my success. When I got sick of me.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Who I had had enough of me?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Coming up thirty two minutes after, we'll hear from the
nephew as he runs that prank back you're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

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run that prank back what you got for.

Speaker 13 (14:27):
His neph I'm back at it again. Were running it back?
That's right here as I need you to wash.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Me Oh yeah, sounds ray.

Speaker 10 (14:39):
It's a great day. Nurseres This is Felicia.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
five oh one.

Speaker 10 (14:46):
I'm sorry, five o one.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I need somebody to come down here to five oh
one and clean me up, sir.

Speaker 10 (14:53):
I think you might have the wrong number.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here
to five oh one and clean me.

Speaker 15 (15:03):
Up, sir.

Speaker 10 (15:03):
This is a nursery, not the nurse. I think you
might have dialed the wrong number.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Nor I need to talk to where nurse said to you.
That's who's the only clean me up. I need to
come down here and clean me up, sir.

Speaker 10 (15:17):
I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
are you calling from?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Who? Who is this here?

Speaker 10 (15:25):
This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
That's what I say. I need the nurse that come
down here and clean me up. I'm this bed playing
and all this stuff to clean me up because I've
been sending here a long time.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
No, ain't nobody to come well, sir, I think you
dial the wrong number. If you tell me where you are,
I can try to help you.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
Y'all supposed to be a y'all supposed to get here
every a something I supposed to come to check on.
Ain't nobody come check on me yet?

Speaker 10 (16:00):
Okay, Well, I apologize that you have the wrong number.
Try hanging up and then dialing.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's just a nurse station, sir.

Speaker 10 (16:08):
This is a nursery. We take care of children here.
This is not the nurse station.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
I'm not no child, I said, it's just the nurse station.

Speaker 10 (16:18):
I'm sorry, you're not listening to me. This is not
the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here,
We take care of children. So I think you dial
the wrong number.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
No, they said that they're supposed to come clean up
every hour. They're suposed to come check on Now. I
bet I've been on my near three hours. Don't nobody
come check on me yet another? I need somebody to
come clean up. And the uh, there's a bad plan
in food, and they just they they just don't come
check on us like they pull to check on them.

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I am checkolders.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
I'm really sorry that they have not come to check
on you in your your bed hands.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
So why would they learn to sit here like they do?

Speaker 10 (16:59):
Okay, sir, just listen to what I'm saying. This is
a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
not the nursing station.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
So I'm sah, my grandkid, I got small chilling as
my grandkids. I got about forty two grandkids.

Speaker 10 (17:14):
Forty two that comes in on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
But sooner they the people at the nurse stairs and
that they ain't treating the bad and leave me here
like this here two or three hours, I'm about come
check on. Can you come down here and check this
bad bad sir?

Speaker 10 (17:28):
I can't do that. I need to get back to
the kids here. That if we take care of at
sea my kids.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
No, my kids don't come tell they come on Sunday.
They come every Sunday after chuck and they come sleep,
do they Okay?

Speaker 10 (17:42):
Okay, Well I'm glad your kids come see you. And
I'm going to get off the phone now when I
hang up, you just down the number right now.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
When you get off, you're gonna come down here and
come sick and clean me up.

Speaker 10 (17:54):
I'm not going to do that. But I'm going to
let you call back.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
And why all come clean me up? Why gonna do that? Father?

Speaker 7 (18:02):
Do it?

Speaker 15 (18:03):
So?

Speaker 10 (18:03):
I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Mark when when when? When?

Speaker 12 (18:07):
When?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
When?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
When? When? When I was coming through, you proposed to
do the job?

Speaker 7 (18:11):
You do?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
What the joby or whatever your job or that what
you do? I want farty two years straight? And I
did my job.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
Okay, I'm a teacher.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
That's why you don't come on down here and do
what you're supposed to.

Speaker 10 (18:24):
Do because I don't clean.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
You know why I go on your young folks, don't
do your job that you're gonna make the man. You
don't get your down you get your down here.

Speaker 10 (18:34):
Uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk to
me like that.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
You get your down here, come clean this bad pen
and clean me up. I ain't supposed to be sitting
here like this all the time. What's your name again?

Speaker 10 (18:47):
It's Felicia, and I really really nice down here right now.
Please do not speak to me like that. I'm trying
to do right away. Listen, you gonna calm down and
quit talking to me like that. I'm trying to help
you now. That's just rude speaking to me like that.
Now this is a nurser read you can, but you're

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not gonna talk to me like that. That's just rude
and disrespectful. Don't speak to me like that. You talk,
I will kick yo in the wheelchair. This seems to
be the only language you understand is me talking to
you crazy. Since you talking to me crazy is not
coming down there. You stay in that stink. How about that?

(19:40):
You heard me? I said you stay in that thank
I'm not cleaning though, I've been trying to hear you
for the past five minutes, but you won't shut up
long enough to listen. I Am not coming down there
to clean your why not? I've been trying to tell
you that is not my job. You dial the wrong number.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
That you're talking to.

Speaker 10 (20:01):
I'm talking to you. Who are you talking to like that?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
You gonna make me whoop you?

Speaker 10 (20:05):
We'll bring it on there. You think you can get
in your wheelchair and make it down here to the
nursery to whoop my and Colm the hell owns?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Listen? Will you would take the message from it and
give it to somebody?

Speaker 7 (20:16):
What?

Speaker 10 (20:17):
What's your what's your message?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Write this down? And e e.

Speaker 10 (20:25):
Uh huh what else? H uh huh uh huh.

Speaker 12 (20:29):
Dog like you?

Speaker 7 (20:30):
What?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Okay? You got that part?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (20:33):
I got that part?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Okay? Gee?

Speaker 12 (20:36):
Oh m m wha?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
What is that?

Speaker 15 (20:42):
What do it spell?

Speaker 10 (20:44):
I don't know what is it? Must spat it out,
nephews taught me.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Nephew tell me this his nephew tomy from the Steve
Baby Morning Show. Baby, you just got pragged by your
sister Rittnita.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
Oh oh my god.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Why you were sitting up there like what in the
world Yeah, you got me, you got me. Oh, I
got you, I got you. I got one question for you, though,
what is what is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
You got me good and now you have it be
back in an album.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Thank you, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next
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Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy launched a civility campaign for airline travel.
And that is all coming up at the top of
the hour. But right now it is time to ask
the colo. This is from Avis and Birmingham. Avis writes,
My boyfriend is sensitive and can't stand it when I

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tell him about things he does that annoy me. I'm
tired of sugarcoating everything and tiptoeing around his feelings. Why
can't he accept the criticism and do better?

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Is that hard for men?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Well? Why don't you? Why don't you break up with it?

Speaker 13 (23:08):
That what?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
She just wants them to do better?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
No, no, Shelly, go down the list again or stuff?
She said, go ahead read.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
It, Okay, all right. She can't stand it when she
tells him about things that he does that annoy her,
and she's tired of sugarcoating it everything and tiptoeing around
his feelings. Why can't he just accept the criticism and
do better? Is that hard for men?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
How much stuff you telling him? Annoying?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Nagging him?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
See, I'm telling you, man, you don't WoT this? Dude? Out.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
You don't WoT this dude out. It ain't that we
can't take it, it's just how much you want us
to take. Yeah, if you steady coming to your man
with what you don't like about him, there's there's no
appreciation in that constant barrage statements. And then I'm tired

(24:03):
of tippy torn around him. So you just want to
crack him every time you feel like it? Okay, go ahead,
cause because let me tell you something. There's some things
about you he don't care for. I want you to
know that, but he already knows he can't go down

(24:23):
that dog at it that rabbit hole. Okay, So no, lady,
I know I don't like the way you worded your question.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
So it kind of it.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Seems to be like, yeah, yeah, it just seems like
it's a lot. And why can't he take CRITICIZM? Why
man don't want to be criticized? Nobody wants that? Now
what woman you know want her man always telling her
what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Man?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Man?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Man by hey, go get whoever gonna make you happy,
because it ain't.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
All right.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Moving on to Jason and t Neck, Jason writes, I
met a gorgeous and amazing woman, and we have a
lot of chemistry. I was all in until I went
to her nasty, funky house. She had to light every like,
everything was fine? Can the good outweigh the bad in

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this case? And what if I help her clean up?

Speaker 6 (25:24):
I'd have been the dog I've been in that exact situation.
I was twenty two years old.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Lord, what happened? Lordiest girl was fine? She had a baby,
But I ain't.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
She was fine, she had a baby.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
You didn't care.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
I ain't here twenty two. I had to think about
that because I can't. I ain't fitna take care of
nobody else. But right right went over there, man, I
walked in. I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I couldn't.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
The whole house was tore up from she opened up
front door. The living room was destroying.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Now.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
The baby wasn't no tak to where he was running around.
He was a hot chair, baby.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Food all over the baby chair, hard food that had
been there for dishes, all in the sink. You know
how people have a pile of clothes somewhere, They were everywhere.
They was everywhere, I mean, man, clothes on the couch.

(26:26):
And I came in and and you know, she said,
just sit down anywhere, well where because it's something mare
where I see it's clothes on all the chairs.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Hey, man, but the warmth. The girl was so gorgeous. Man,
Lord have mercy. This girl was fine.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
But that didn't turn you off though, seeing her house like.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
That, Yeah, it turned me off.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Uh huh yeah, yes, tell me you to take your
clothes off in that huh clo man.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Let me tell you something. She made me some food.
She bought it on the plate and I was.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Looking at the plate and the plate didn't look clean. No,
And I was said, but I kept looking at how fine?
She was like, you know, I'm twenty two. I'm trying
to work, Yeah, making work.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
And you did you did you?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (27:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, I eat the food now. I ain't take clothes
off that night. You know, I was trying to keep it.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
You went back.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
Yeah, but boy, let me tell you some went upstairs.
You thought downstairs was raggedy.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Man, This girl.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Finally we had a we had, we had, we had
a conversation. I went, I went to take her to dinner.
I said, can I ask you a question? I said,
your house is always uh, it's like just a symbol
it's always stuff all over the place.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
What's wrong? She says, So are you complaining? Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
He said, uh, and what did you say?

Speaker 6 (28:19):
No, I'm just trying to do you you see see it?
Did you what you're trying to say? Now, I ain't
trying to say nothing.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Then it just it went from there, man, So she
knew it. She knew. It's no way you could not
know it.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Uh wow.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
If cell phones was out, then I'll to call somebody
and told somebody. If phone cameras was out, then I'd
have took a picture of it.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Uh huh. So, so how do you help this guy?
He says? Can the good outweigh the bad in this case?
And what if he helps her clean up?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Okay? And then when you leave, what you think?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
She said?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, hey man, this is what I know right here,
me personally.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
But you know for sure, Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
You have to be a clean woman.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
It's just no way right now. I'm not making an
exception for that. It's just not because I'm messy, So
I ain't away hell.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
But messy is not nasty and funky. Okay, he said,
I'm messy and funky.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I'm not nasty. And funky. If I'm messy though, I
lay I lay stuff down all time, Margie, get on
me all the time. Why do you just lay that there?
Because someone will pick it up?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Someone will not be me?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, all right, because.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
All right.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Moving on to Ronda in Seattle. Ronda says, I'm thirty
nine and my husband is thirty two. He married me
and then realized he doesn't want kids until he's at
least thirty five years old. That won't work from my body, timeline,
How can I convince him to do this sooner? Will
he resent me if I keep pressuring him?

Speaker 6 (30:10):
No, just don't have to baby, really get pregnant. He
don't want kids to he thirty something. She's seven years
old in the hill. She gonna be forty something.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Don't get prend She got o'clock to think about. Yeah, TikTok,
thank you, cel I did not want not now child.
Coming up entertainment news right after this. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show. Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porscha Williams was

(30:42):
escorted from a flight recently by Atlanta police, and it's
unclear initially why Porsche was being questioned by the cops.
TMZ caught up with Porsche and she explained what happened.
She said the woman sitting next to her in first
class complained about the volume of her cell phone. Porsche
admitted to watching Instagram videos without headphones, and that's what

(31:03):
irritated the woman next to her. The woman allegedly asked
if she was going to watch the videos the entire flight.
The ladies exchanged words, but it didn't get out of hand.
While in flight. TMZ obtained video of Porsche explaining her
side of the story to the cops once she was
escorted off the plane. Who would you side with Porsiche

(31:25):
and her loud video or the woman sitting next to her? Interesting,
I don't have phone. Yeah, I don't understand. Yeah, the
cops called for that.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Plane.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
No, but the woman said that they got into it
or something. Porsia hit her or scratched her eye or something. Yeah,
she's but but.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I don't think she's that. She's not stupid person.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
No, Okay, So now is there an altercation? One thousand percent?
I've seen Housewives of Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
On a plane much less, much less.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I tell you right now, it was an altercation. Much.
You got to get some of your bullets.

Speaker 13 (32:20):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, nobody wants to hear that. Yeah, all right? Wow
are you.

Speaker 15 (32:29):
If I feel like it said? That's the way it
went down? Probably who you're talking to?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I turned?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, all right? Moving on. AI is being embraced by
some churches as a way to stay afloat as membership
continues to decline, as congregations shrink and pastors are stretched thin.
New apps offer personalized prayers, scripture guidance, and virtual conversations

(32:56):
with biblical figures. Apps like text with Jesus promised to
help you who's go on a spiritual journey and engage
in enlightening conversations with Jesus Christ.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
What.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
There's also an app called One Day Confess that allows
Catholics to reflect and confess their sins using AI prompts.
Do you think AI will one day replace preachers in
the pulpit?

Speaker 7 (33:23):
What? Now?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
That was deep? But Texting with Jesus have replaced.

Speaker 16 (33:30):
If you go over to my grandmother, old true l Bethel,
somebody need to replace doctor wives.

Speaker 11 (33:35):
He's still there, A man say.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
You're talking about you want to get a good nap?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Go see doctor Wis.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I hope you've changed his name?

Speaker 11 (33:46):
Giving them out the seat to come to that podium.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
That's thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
You ever heard of his microphone?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Take you so longley to prayer?

Speaker 14 (34:02):
Is y'all easy sleep?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Is he praying?

Speaker 5 (34:03):
What is he doing?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Bishop A?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I wow?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
What do you think, Steve A? I guess I don't
see that happening.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
But I think the decline in church attendance is just
based on what's happening in this world today.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
With a lot of the ministers.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, and it started during the pandemic.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
So many of them are being caught being human, So
many of them are being photographed, film recorded in vulnerable times,
and it's just causing a lot of it is it's
some people bringing it on theyself, you know. You you know,
like Whinings, what's his name, Marvin Winings? He got the

(34:50):
whole thing came down on him because supposedly a misunderstanding
of when the lady gave the twelve hundred and it
was supposed to give you two thousand, and he checked up,
but he was checking her. You know, that went crazy,
you know. So it's just too much our sound.

Speaker 12 (35:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Social media has changed everything though, it really has, you know.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
And then they take a clip of a pastor without
the whole thing, and you can't make anybody.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
And they did Jesus like that.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
They took some thirty second sound clips on Jesus. Yeah, yeah,
it happened to him and he was sin free. I
got so many thirty second clips.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
As we head into the busiest travel season of the year,
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is launching a new civility campaign
for airline travel. According to Fox Business, Duffy wants travelers
to quote, be nice, say please, and thank you. He
added that sometimes you just have to ask people, Hey,
let's maybe go back to an era where we didn't

(36:02):
wear our pajamas to the airport. Duffy's push comes as
remember those days. Duffy's push comes as FAA flight data
shows a four hundred percent increase in in flight disruption
since twenty nineteen. Duffy believes a little more kindness and
a little less sleepwear could take air travel in a

(36:24):
better direction. Do you agree with Duffy about wearing pajamas
to the Airport's not we need to dress.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Remember when a lot of people clap back on Monique
when she talked about the bonnets, You know, not at all.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Monique was right about that.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Yeah, yeah, Monique is hundred percent correct, and she said
it in a really cool way not to be offensive, right,
but you know, man, we we got check each other.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 15 (36:56):
Yeah, also too, there are a lot of Karen's and
Keyns on these flights too.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Hello, came mattson. You know, chick though, Yeah, check quickly.
I think the lady's sitting next to poor Sure was
all right? Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
what's the one dish you're not looking forward to at Thanksgiving?
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Steve

(37:24):
Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (37:29):
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Speaker 1 (37:55):
For older kids, see Miko three on the Miko website
and Amazon. If you love gravy with your turkey, Heines
has made Thanksgiving gravy easier and mess free by turning
gravy into a squeezable condiment, Heine says, the gravy is
made with real turkey broth and delivers a rich, smooth,

(38:17):
homemade taste. Would you try this, guys?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
No, no, yeah, like leaf, you sweeze it.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
The giblets is supposed to get in the way of
the opening on the squeeze bottle.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, so already.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
I know you ain't got that in there.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It's just regular gravy.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
And all the gravy has to have a lump in
it every nine. Listen to me. Listen to me.

Speaker 17 (38:51):
Hands make ketchup, Yeah yeah, Mints that go on sandwiches, Yeah, yeah,
not they make good.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
They got good mayonnaise. They got a good romelized sauce.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Why can't they make gravy?

Speaker 12 (39:12):
Why?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Why you mad? Because there's no in the bottle.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
They don't know how to do stovetop. Should have never
made dress.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
It's please stop. Okay, right there, here's another question. What's
the what's the dish you are not looking forward to?
And by the way, the Hines gravy is called leftover
gravy right there, right there, what's the one dish. You're

(39:45):
not looking forward to do this thing, to eat this
thanksgiving anything to.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Anybody, anybody still making yellow molestadt they away.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I don't want you. I got a new yellow mode.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
No, no, not when you've got German chocolate cake and
sweet potato pies and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Somebody gonna have punkin pie.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
We know who that is on this show.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Ain't gonna get overcooked green the road. The roads always
get over.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
There's somebody. Somebody burn them, somebody can always they leave
them in that.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
To the.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Well, you know what it is.

Speaker 15 (40:37):
You're exhausted, and so when you forgets in last you forget.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, you forget them.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Look so.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
You read a lot. Yeah that's what somebody told me. Yeah,
Monica is the pumpkin pie girl on the show. No,
it's okay, it's not the wrong pumpkin pie. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
You ain't paying attention. You find out what's wrong.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah no, Yeah, it tastes the difference. I can't taste it. Yeah,
all right, guys, thank you. Coming up at thirty four
minutes after it is Roscoe Wallace in the building. Right
after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, Carl

(41:28):
it your buddy. Roscoe's in the building. Yes, hey Roscoe,
he were going on.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Everybody Roscoe with no money?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Hello, doll age Junior, tell me what that is?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
All right?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
All right, way hey Roscoe?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Happy Friday?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
What's going on Friday?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Every day?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
You read they give it everything a Holidays?

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, Thanksgiving the next Thursday, Roscoe. Man, can you believe?
Speaking of Thanksgiving? Let's get to it.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
William Devon, be living for the week, living for the week,
cause you know thank Giving on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
That is over.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
When you just gonna get the living with it.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
So you may not drive, Oh you leading big cadilea
gangst the White Wall, got her TV ain't too in
the back?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, you may not have a car at all. Then
you ain't going nowhere. If you ain't got a card all,
you ain't going to win. Now, somebody gotta come over there.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
And pick you up. Now we're all fen to be
late because you all off the route. I'm trying to
get over here Thanksgiving dinner. Now you're on the wrong
side of town. I ain't gonna beven swinging.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
By and get you.

Speaker 14 (42:57):
That's what you got out of that buy what I
call that lost.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
You may not have a car at all. You need
to get to praying.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Then did you write that, William de Yeah, I wrote it.
I wrote that.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I wrote that.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
What inspired you to write it? Just being grateful because
I had a car?

Speaker 6 (43:14):
You know when I wrote it? And then right went
out and she and that what happened? Cod and I
wrote it home, I say nothing, you may not have
a car? Well youself at Diamond in the back sun
roof top digging the scene with the gangster lean wo yeah, yeah, TV,
I ain't tenor in the back pillars dice everything and

(43:39):
then or I said, then, you know I would, I
would play the song from a homeboy. He said with rocco.
Everybody ain't got a car. I said, there you go
right there.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
You may not have.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
A car at all, but remember brother, this.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Is steal.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Talk and you go ahead to stay and talk because
you had to bus stop.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Because what I'm doing.

Speaker 15 (44:08):
Roscoe, you know you said you wrote the song be
thankful William Devon, And it says when you google, it
says songwriter William Devon, not Roscoe Wallace.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Let me ask you something at nineteen, William, do you
know William Devon?

Speaker 2 (44:28):
No, sir, I don't ghost writer, go writer, ain't wrote
a thing. Nobody know who? Everybody know me? See, I
got all the stories we go his song?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Well list it is, though, Roscoe A.

Speaker 15 (44:45):
Google says that William Devon the song was originally titled
A Cadillac Don't Come Easy, but then he rewrote the song.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
And that's what I wrote. Cadillact don't come in she
now we're talking. But did let me ask you something?

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Do you know?

Speaker 7 (45:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Do you do you know William Devon?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
No, you asked me that already.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
No, Now let me ask you here.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Google?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
It's a search existed.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
You don't know, need to one to them? You know,
I know the one?

Speaker 5 (45:20):
You know who?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
You getting bad information?

Speaker 12 (45:23):
The var you know?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Google? Now, the original soul name was.

Speaker 15 (45:27):
What calling a Cadillac don't come easy? According to Wikipedia.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Google, Yeah, go ahead, but.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
It ain't nobody no wicked?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Now what're right here?

Speaker 6 (45:43):
If you got a diamond in the back, uh huh,
sun roof top uh huh, gangs to White Wall TV,
A tenor.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
In the back, Uh pillars?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
All that real? It spoke rim uh cadillac will call me?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Gotcha all right? Thank you, Rosco. Thank you Carla calling.
Yes you have a Cadillac.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
No, no, don't call me.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Coming up. It is a nephew and the Frank phone
call for today. Right after this, you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at about four minutes
after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today and
the subject is my marriage or my pleasure? My marriage

(46:37):
or my pleasure. Okay, we'll get into that, find out
what that's all about, and just to ok yes they do.
We'll get into it and find out what it's all about. Yes,

(46:57):
that's why you get married, right.

Speaker 14 (47:01):
The first a couple of years.

Speaker 9 (47:03):
Then anyway, here with Frank phone call you already anyway, Wow,
all I got to break for you.

Speaker 13 (47:16):
This right here is parasite. Para Yeah, no pleasure in that,
No pleasure at all. Let's go, ladies and gentlemen, cat
dog if you would in the parasite.

Speaker 12 (47:29):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
Hello, I'm trying to reach it, Brian. Brian, Yeah, yeah,
see Hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today, Yeah, yeah,
I'm doing. Hey, I'm here. Okay, listen, you actually came
in uh maybe like two and a half weeks to
go here to my office and got a physical for
for life insurance.

Speaker 12 (47:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right right, yeah? Everything okay?

Speaker 7 (47:49):
Uh well yeah, everything that's gonna be pretty good. I'd
like to see if I can get you to come
in and I you know, everything's gonna be fine. And
I got a small procedure we'd like to do to actually, uh,
you know right now, you're not approved for your life
insurance due until this procedure is done. So if you
don't mind coming in, we'd like to get you taking
care of When can I schedule you to come in like, uh,

(48:10):
maybe tomorrow or the following day?

Speaker 12 (48:13):
Yeah, what kind procedure is?

Speaker 7 (48:15):
Well, actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.
This is an ostrom Nah, I got something that's.

Speaker 12 (48:22):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Some dude, you wasn't now? And something doing my eyes?

Speaker 12 (48:25):
I hang heard what's that?

Speaker 7 (48:27):
No? No, has nothing to do with the eyes, No,
nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites
in a particular area, and what we want to do
is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll
be fine. You'll get your life insurance, you and your
family will be great. So can I get you to
come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 12 (48:46):
As w what what area I found the parasite?

Speaker 7 (48:49):
Then, actually one of your testicles has some parasites. So
what we're gonna do is what's called a okostromy and
okos is actually removing that testicle completely, and then everything
gonna be fine. It's all confined and we'll be able
to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll get
your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like
I said, can I get can I? Can I get
you to come in tomorrow?

Speaker 12 (49:10):
What are you gonna take my testacle? Well?

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Only one, only one, and it's not gonna take long
into thirty minute procedure, but we want to get you
to come in tomorrow or the next day and we
get you to go. Whether are you available?

Speaker 12 (49:24):
I just want to say a routine physic? How I
got to remove a test sir?

Speaker 7 (49:27):
You know what, oftentimes when people come in for life insurance,
these type of things happen, So we want to get
you in and get it out as quickly as possible.

Speaker 12 (49:36):
No, man, I'm waiting for a routine physical Maybe I
wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff. Now
I get a parent site. Man, in my testic y'all
don't remove a testicle. Man, I'm twenty five. Man, My
wife wag no kids. They were trying to be I
gotta move a testicle.

Speaker 7 (49:49):
Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be
able to live a normal life. You know, you'll just
be You won't have all of them, but you'll have
enough to create children. You understand that.

Speaker 12 (50:02):
Noah, Man, I can't No, I ain't gonna.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
I can't come in for that now, Sir, Is there
any way I can get you in tomorrow or tomorrow
afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so we can kind of
get this thing taken gear of and we can get
to move it on your way, and that people can
get the life insurance papers together and so forth.

Speaker 12 (50:17):
Nah, man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need to
take in a third opinion on that.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Man.

Speaker 12 (50:22):
He's talking about taking away one of my We ain't
rescheduling nothing. Man, I'm gonna need to see another doctor.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
Man, it's sir, Sir, you can go around the entire
city and see several doctors. I'm here to tell you
you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm going to try
to knock this thing out for you. Knock it up.

Speaker 12 (50:37):
I ain't agreed to nothing.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Listen.

Speaker 12 (50:40):
You ain't doing this to get money, medicine scheduling, nothing, Man,
I need to take it a third of pity.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
It's blue Brian. I'll tell you if you come in
and let me get this thing taken care of, you know,
I'll have you back. You know, big ball in shot
calling before it's all over.

Speaker 12 (50:54):
You know what's big? Big balling shot call it?

Speaker 7 (50:57):
Man?

Speaker 12 (50:57):
I told you, man, I ain't going in for none
of that. Man, I'm supposed to tell my wife. Man, this,
this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going into that. Man,
I'm rescheduling.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
Man, you scheduled. What do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir?

Speaker 12 (51:06):
What I'm getting I'm getting another pin you. I ain't
going into that.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Okay, But I'm trying to make you a big baller
shot collar. You know, man, what what is your name? Man?

Speaker 12 (51:15):
You supposed to be a doctor? Here making a little jokes. Man,
you're doing a little play on words. But it ain't
even funny.

Speaker 7 (51:19):
Man, I'm calling it insurance.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
Sin and tell him they give me some doctor.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Man.

Speaker 12 (51:23):
But you think he's funny. Hey, he ain't funny man.
You know you're making a little chase. Man, It ain't funny, man,
I'm thinking a thin man. I'm forgetting all of the
work that we got, the blood work, the yearine work,
the complete physical that's when we didn't realize that you
had parasites in a particular area. So what we're trying,
I'm not. I don't mean I turned to make a
light of make humor in.

Speaker 7 (51:41):
It, just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable.
I apologize, all right.

Speaker 12 (51:45):
That ain't funny, man. You want to want to lose
a No, that ain't funny.

Speaker 7 (51:48):
Man.

Speaker 12 (51:49):
If I had a situation, the nurse would have told
me that he ain't telling me nothing. Man, have me thinking,
I'm all good now you're telling me I got to
come in to move a test on.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Next. We had to run tests on you, sir. We
got tests back when you do have the parasites, and
what we want to do is make sure we get
them completely cleared out. The only way I can clear
that out is to remove that testicle.

Speaker 12 (52:08):
Man, it's some man, I got no parasites. Man, May
I have her running out of these tests on me, man,
I'm going to another doctor. Man, because this man, I
ain't got no paracites. Man, all these kids, you got
somebody that rhyme me, I gotta remove them.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
That's some you over hear me.

Speaker 12 (52:23):
So that's why I know you doctor man. I ain't
got no parcise.

Speaker 7 (52:26):
Man.

Speaker 12 (52:27):
I'm following my head shirt. I'm telling my dealing with you.
You man, I ain't got no.

Speaker 7 (52:32):
Parasites man, Brian, let me make you understand something clearly here.
It's my job as a physician that if the patient
doesn't come to me, it's my job to come to
you and extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having
to come to your home and extract the problem.

Speaker 12 (52:46):
Man, When you want to come home house, may you
why want you want to step with the house man
to tests? May you?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
You? Button?

Speaker 12 (52:55):
I'm going for another doctor. I'm getting another chest.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
I ain't got a test it, sir, you've got the parasites,
and you only have twenty four hours for me to
get you. Sir. I have to move on this quickly, Brian.

Speaker 12 (53:08):
Okay, I'm not gonna tell you I ain't got it. Okay,
bring this't get it. I ain't give it ain't get it, man.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another
another human being. It just develops in one out of
every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
I got it extracted from you.

Speaker 12 (53:30):
You try to tell me I'm the wire man. Man,
you're not gonna come like that. I got it, pans, Bryan.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
There's something else that you have that I haven't told
you about. There's something else I need to tell you.

Speaker 12 (53:43):
I got it here the something I got passed?

Speaker 10 (53:45):
What else like that?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Brian?

Speaker 7 (53:47):
You just got pranked. You just got pranked by nephew
Tommy from the Steve Hall and want to show your
wife and Nika got me the plant fall called you.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Men that.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Thank you, he you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Don nobody want to hear about parasites right before? That's
Thanksgiving too much.

Speaker 13 (54:13):
I was gonna tell y'all what Wednesday night before Thanksgiving?
Strip club be jumping on Wednesday strip Thanks you, y'all,
y'all went on Wednesday before Thanks you and just bring.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
It be packed up in Alport.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Really hey, and you just had this random thought to
tell us that because I.

Speaker 13 (54:38):
Just remembered from a long, long, long long time ago
long time ago that people used to go. You know,
I don't know if they still go, but yeah, yeah,
a while back I used to be. I heard, yeah,
that manage this time.

Speaker 11 (54:53):
So at midnight do they serve Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Then it?

Speaker 13 (54:58):
Boy, Let me tell you something. They got a whole
buffet in now when you're going well, but I heard me,
let me.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Talking experience, Yeah, like you've been.

Speaker 13 (55:13):
They have a lot anyway. That's I just like just
letting y'all know. I was trying to figure out what
to do next week?

Speaker 4 (55:21):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
So Thanksgiving Eve at the at the Strip Club?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Oh little come out in a Turkey outfit and she
just turk outfit.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Thanking of you?

Speaker 18 (55:38):
Coming up next my Strawberry letter subject my marriage or
my pleasure. Right after this they be playing time the
bird Boys around the holidays.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
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what's even harder getting the right gift. But get this,

(56:10):
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Speaker 1 (56:49):
Let us thank you, nephew. Subject to my marriage or
my pleasure. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married almost twenty
years and my husband has put me in a difficult position.
When we first got together, we were swingers for a
few years. We only did it when we were on vacation,
and it was only with the couples we traveled with.
We used to have an occasional threesome. So my husband

(57:11):
would be happy. He would not let me bring another
man into the threesome, so he let me go have
sex with an old friend of mine a few times
over the years, but lately my husband doesn't want to
have sex at all. He said he's had enough wild
sexual experiences to last a lifetime. It's not a medical
thing because the stuff is still working properly. It's been

(57:34):
eight months since he's touched me, and on top of that,
he changed the rules of our marriage. He told me
that if he suspects I'm hooking up with my guy
on the side, he will leave me. I do not
like ultimatum, so I told him that I need to
be pleasured and since he's changed his outlook on intimacy,
I have to handle business elsewhere. Two days ago, after work,

(57:58):
I want to meet my side for drinks. We planned
to have sex after drinks, so we started fooling around
at the bar. I couldn't wait to give him a
nice long kiss. As we were kissing, my husband walked
up and asked me to leave with him. I left,
but I did not talk to him all the way home.
He has threatened to divorce me, and he said he

(58:20):
will say I cheated on him in the paperwork. How
can he do that when we've cheated on each other
and with each other. All of a sudden, he is
a model husband, and he's forgotten that he introduced me
to this lifestyle. I need to stay married because we
have too many assets together, but I need the D too.

(58:41):
What should I do here? Why?

Speaker 7 (58:44):
What?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Wow? Okay? See, this is what happens when swinging and
threesomes and going outside of your marriage for sex and
all that. This is what happens when it goes bad.
One thing is true that your husband said, and that
is that he's had enough wile sex to last him
a lifetime. I believe that. I don't see how you
guys made it for twenty years doing this. But why

(59:08):
don't you believe him? Yes, he may have introduced you
to this lifestyle, but he says he's done with it now.
People grow, people change, people change all the time. He's
over it. The problem is there's two of you in
this marriage. He introduced you to this lifestyle, and now
he's made the decision without you to stop it. It's

(59:29):
good that he doesn't want to swing anymore, because maybe
your marriage has a chance to survive, although I really
don't see it at this point, because you said you
just want to stay together because you have too many
assets together. But the fact is that he doesn't want
to have sex with you anymore is definitely an issue
if you guys are going to be together. I mean,

(59:51):
what are you supposed to do with this new information?
And what are you supposed to do in a marriage
with no sex? So you continue to do what you've
been doing, seeing seeing your side guy, and that's what
he said is going to make him leave you. Now
he's given you an ultimatum, which you said you don't like.
So it sounds like your husband is serious about all

(01:00:12):
of this. So if you don't stop having sex with
others and he doesn't start having sex with you again,
your marriage, and I use that term very loosely, your
marriage or your version of marriage is over. So those
are your options. Those are your options. It's not really
much of a marriage anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
Steve, Well, let's comment on this raggedy letter my marriage
or my pleasure? Well, I don't know what to tell
you letter, I really don't. You've been married for almost
twenty years and now you saying your husband has put
you in a difficult situation that's really odd to you.
And then you start telling us how when y'all was together,

(01:00:52):
y'all was swingers for a few years. Really, we only
did it when we were all a vacation, and it
was only with couples we travel with.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Why do these people be finding each other out? Is
it a web site?

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
All of that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
What is going Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Man, I ain't never what's going on? How do you
who introduces this to the other person? How do you
take this in there to your wife and go, baby,
I've been looking at this right here? You want to
try this?

Speaker 12 (01:01:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I don't know whar these people?

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
Then she said, we used to have an occasional threesome
so my husband would be happy, and he would not
let me bring another man into the threesome. Well, I
mean I understand that personally, but you said something in
here is very telling. We used to have an occasional
threesome so my husband would be happy. Oh okay, okay,

(01:01:54):
so not the swinging wasn't enough. Let's do a threesome
so your husband could be happy. And he found you
and you married into this. So since he wouldn't let
you bring another man, he would let you go have
sex with an old friend of yours A few times
over the years, but lately my husband don't want to

(01:02:17):
have sex at all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Let me just say this. He tied to you. He
tied to you, and he don't love you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Any time you send your wife off to the arms
of another man's because you don't care nothing about her.
You just don't care about her. And that's the reality
of one of the aspects of this letter. Your husband
don't give it about you. I'm gonna send you off

(01:02:53):
to another man. I'm gonna bring another woman in here.
We gonna swing. I'm gonna watch another man you and
you watch me do another woman. Man get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Hang on, Steve, hang on. We'll have part two of
your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the
hour today Strawberry letter subject my marriage or my pleasure.
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Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
A couple bit married twenty years that used to be swingers,
but they only did it on vacation with couples that
they went on vacation with. I don't know how they
found each other. People do it all the time, though.
Then he said, she said, well, you used to have
an occasional threesome, so my husband would be happy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
So he need all this.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
He to convince you to give yourself to another man
while y'all on vacation so he could be with another
woman on vacation. And now he wanted some more women
in here so he could be happy. But he wouldn't
let you bring a man in the room because now
it's two dudes in here, and he wouldn't let you
do that. But he would let you go have sex

(01:04:43):
with an old friend a few times over the years.
But lately my husband don't want to have sex at
all because he don't give it about you. If you
with the man that will let you let another man
have you, it's because he don't value you. There's no value.
I mean, I would want somebody to marry me because
they loved me and wanted to be with me and

(01:05:06):
share life with me, not share me with other people life.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Y'all ain't got nothing here.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
He said he had enough wild sex experiences to last
a lifetime.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
It's not a medical thing, because this stuff is still
working properly.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
It's been eight months since he touched me, and on
top of that, he changed the rules of our marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Or it's been eight months since he.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Touched he tied of you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
See, he done went along with this all these years.
Now he tired of it, and he tired of you.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
He told me that if he suspects I'm hooking up
with my guy on the side, he will leave me.
I don't like ultimatums, so I told him I need
to be pleasured. And since he's changed it out look
on intimacy, I have to handle my business elsewhere. Okay,
why don't y'all just get divorced. Y'all ain't had no
marriage and the beginning, why you call it my marriage
or my pleasure. It's just been a hookup for pleasure.

(01:06:00):
I'll just swingers or threesomes, dating apps, wild parties. Pass around,
y'all been passing each other around for twenty years. Two
days ago, after work, I went to meet my side
guy for drinks. We planned to have sex after drinks,
so we started fooling around the bar. I couldn't wait
to give him a nice long kiss. As we was kissing,

(01:06:20):
my husband walked up and asked me to leave with him.
Wait a minute, what see were as the police report
that right here? I don't understand. I walk up my
wife kissing the man he asked me to leave him. Well,
we're not finna leave him. We're not finna leave him. Well,

(01:06:45):
we can't go nowhere. I gotta pay for the damages.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I got it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
You know when they put that yellow Tampa up, it
says you cannot cross it. We can't even get out
of here. I gotta feel out this police report. I'm
in the backseat of the car talking. I got to
go down here to this little interview room so they
can't talk to me downtown and he asked me to

(01:07:14):
leave with him, but I left, but I did not
talk to him all the way home. He is threatened
to divorce me, and he said he will say that
I cheated on him on the paperwork. How can he
do that when we've cheated on each other and with
each other. All of a sudden, he's a model husband
and he's forgot that he introduced me to this lifestyle.

(01:07:37):
I need to stay married because we have too many
assets together. But I need the D two.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
What should I do here?

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Well, this marriage is a rapper because it never was
a marriage. And you're right, he introduced you to this lifestyle.
Now he want to change. But now you living a life.
This is your style?

Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
This is it? Do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
In this whole letter the word love was never mentioned,
not one single time. Ain't nobody in love with nobody?
You sitting at the BARX couldn't wait to kiss this man?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Your husband?

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Come up?

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
He ain't even upset. He tell you to leave with him. Hey,
neither one of y'all in love?

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
So what you're fighting for this marriage for? Why aren't
you gonna be free so you can do whatever you want?
One of these assets is what you're talking about?

Speaker 9 (01:08:34):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
What then happened is see all this asset and set
all this emotion.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Come on, break it down one more time.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
I said all his assets to set all this in
the motion. That's what your asset and done right, y'all
to set the relationship on five.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
You see. So now you're talking about this, let's talk
about assets.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
Four minutes like I said, all this assets to set
all this in motion, and y'all been passing out in sets.
This ain't even a good tennis match. Tennis was played
in sets with two people. Ain't never been three people

(01:09:30):
on tennis court. You gotta play doubles.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
So this is a rap. I don't really, lady.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
I can't help you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
Stay in the marriage. He's not having sex with you,
But I want you to understand something. He having sex somewhere,
having sex for eight months. Let me tell you that
right now?

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
All right, all right, Steve, thank you. Hit us up
on Instagram at Steve Harvey Fm to comment on today's
Strawberry Letter. You can also check out the Strawberry Letter
podcast on the iHeart app. Okay, coming up in forty
six minutes after the hour, we got Junior and sports
talk right after this. Yo, This is Jamie Fox, This
is Kim Whitley. You already know what it is, Managin

(01:10:11):
mat Cheko Beani. You are now listening to the Steve
Horvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Around the holidays, it's hard to find the right gifts,
but you know it's even harder getting the right gift.

Speaker 14 (01:10:27):
But get this.

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and get yourself one two, or you could keep them

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Which you got Junior?

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
All right, Shirley, he come, Pippy?

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
Ain't?

Speaker 13 (01:11:03):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Everybody?

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
How you do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I ain't?

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Ladies?

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
What's up?

Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
He ain't?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Chocolate? What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
You?

Speaker 15 (01:11:11):
Good?

Speaker 13 (01:11:11):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Pipping?

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
It was up? Chiry? Hey pimping?

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Happy?

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
You want you want? You want something to be grateful for,
you to be grateful for you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
No, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Maybe you need somebody to hold you this year, you know, yeah,
it was up Tommy, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Laying?

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
What's up? And know what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Junior?

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Wherever we go, Pipping Bay Ready.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
For these pics?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Man, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
I was on fine now, yes you was.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Here we go, PIVVOT coach chief.

Speaker 11 (01:11:49):
Oh chiefs man, it's runs over, okay, Stealer's Bears.

Speaker 19 (01:11:55):
Oh that's gonna be real interesting, man, I'm Finn. The
pool for the bed is on this one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Come on, Chicago Patriots Bingals.

Speaker 19 (01:12:04):
No Jamar Chase, No Jamar Chase out here spitting on
people and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
What's happening with John y'all ain't even play us no more?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
You know what I'm saying, spitting on people?

Speaker 10 (01:12:14):
And I tell you what.

Speaker 19 (01:12:15):
You spin on this coat right here, they'll slide right
off because this is Yeah, this whole jacket is made
out of dolphins. So if you spin on me, yeah yeah.
Jess Ravens Just and Grey Ravens all day, Seahawks, Seahawks Titan.

(01:12:38):
You know the Titans ain't gonna win all of our game.
And Vikings Packers, Vikings in the Packers. Oh, it's gonna
be a rough one. Man, I'm gonna have to go with.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
The Packers though, Baby.

Speaker 11 (01:12:49):
Giants, Lions, Liar de Troit, Jaguars, Cardinals.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Oh, Jaguars for the upset, and Brown Raiders do it.

Speaker 19 (01:13:01):
Santa's first thought, You don't, let's get come to win
for the Browns.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
She do it.

Speaker 19 (01:13:05):
Sanders with his first NFL win, and he gonna be
headlines Monday morning. Man, come on, she got a whole
week of practice too. I tell you that little white boy,
you know, cornerback not in the NFL, or they gonna
put him in the arena football or something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Falcon Saints pipping.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Oh Man, sorry, sorry, Tash. Falcon's gonna win this one.

Speaker 19 (01:13:30):
Cowboys come on, man, Eagles all day, you know, to
tell that numbody. Let them go to somewhere, and we
ain't got to throw no tight windows. That's called an interception.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Buccaneers Rams, Pippy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Oh, Buccaneers, Baby all day.

Speaker 20 (01:13:47):
Panthers forty nines, come on, Panthers, shock him all right,
thank you, Junior, and pimping coming up at the top
of the hours. A single mom is worried that she
disciplined her son too harshly. We'll get into it right
after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(01:14:12):
All right, this is Tony in Chesapeake.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Tony says, my fifteen year old son drove my car
to his girlfriend's house while I was sleep. His mom
called me and sent him back home. I put him
on punishment all weekend, in solitary confinement in his room
with no TV or electronics. He went to school and
complained of cruel and unusual punishment and said it made

(01:14:35):
him depressed. I got a call from his counselor with
that info. Was I too harsh on him?

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
No, No, you got a call from another parent. He
then took your car without your permission, snuck over the
girl's house. The girl parent called. That could have led
to you don't know what, eighteen years of pain in
misery and then you I don't man quick ray in
these kids saw. Let me let me tell you how

(01:15:04):
I would have went if I'd took my daddy car
without permission when I was fifteen. There would be no
Kings of comedy that would be morning shown there. Yeah, no,
there would be no more. There would be nothing. Would
the life got into stand w we we just changed everything.

(01:15:27):
They were all to the course, yeah that's too much.
Well yeah, all right, so she wasn't too harsh on him.
All right, we have signed for another one.

Speaker 13 (01:15:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
This is from Bria and Fresno. Bria says, I have
ignored my husband for over a week because he didn't
wake me up on the day that Starbucks launched its
holiday collectors cups. And this is the first year I've
missed the launch. Not only did he make sure did
he not make sure I was up? He reached over
me and turned off my alarm. He thinks it's funny,

(01:16:02):
but I don't ask him for much. Why can't he
let me indulge in this kind of foolishness? If I
want to.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
Listen to yourself, you haven't spoken to your husband in
over a week because he won't let you indulge in
this kind of foolishness.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Call.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
Do you know how stupid that sound? He reached over
me to cut off my alarm? How hard was you
sleeping knowing this is the launch day?

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Can I tell you something?

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
And how you really talking to the wrong person? I
have missed all of Starbucks line.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
And you love coffee.

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
I ain't about to come, I ain't got the spoon,
I ain't got the pepper men, candy cane, sugar pecks.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
I'm just making up stuff. I don't have none of that.
Don't nobody care?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Well, the Teddy Bear cups really really are cute.

Speaker 15 (01:17:12):
Yeah, I came crazy over those. Ye that's the holiday cup.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
They're so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
They were so cute. People losing their minds. They don't
They don't let me work with Teddy Bears.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Okay they should not. Yeah, that's a great choice on
their parts, great decisions. You can't go to the zoo
and around a bear.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
A million teddy Bear may show. I was out to
Teddy Bear beer.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
So so you think she's being silly and and uh yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
About caiding about that souving air cups? So get another one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Well it's a limited just collection. Look at the see yeah,
so she has some compassion.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Well how about confident?

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
I'm talking about the cup?

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Still gonna be Christmas? Though? If you don't get to come?

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Is there more than is there more to this than
just the cup? And he didn't wake her and stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Are they do?

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
You see some issues between the lines and this.

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
See she wanted them people that collect stuff that she
think other people care about, because when people come over,
they always tell me, have you seen my Starbucks cup collection?
And I promise you don't nobody care. Nobody care about
your little Starbucks cup collection, which showing me this quilt
you made, don't even I don't even.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
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Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
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Well, I mean, I'm sure since they're giving them away,
they'll have a way for you to connect it to
your stuff, or maybe you want to go in and
get your own plan. You know, it's crazy.

Speaker 15 (01:20:22):
I want to watch and they can connect it to
their to their phone. They already have it. Does okay?

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You see it's not a boy your local Verizon Today.
I will have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
coming up at thirty three after we'll play around it.
Would you rather right after this you're listening to the
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to yourself. No one has to know. Stop by your
local verizon. It's time now for a round it. Would
you rather? Would you rather every room in your house black?
Can hold every room?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Shere it sheldy. This is what we're gonna do with
would you rather? We're gonna pick a L B.

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
And that's gonna be our answer, and then when you
ask the question, we got to justify our answer.

Speaker 7 (01:21:41):
Help.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Okay, Tommy Junior, a L B B.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Would you rather every room room in your home be black?
Or every room in your your home is purple?

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Come home?

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
You said, B?

Speaker 11 (01:21:52):
Yeah, I love purple raining the movie star watching it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Oh that's good juve.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
You picked B.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I picked.

Speaker 13 (01:22:02):
I'm gonna have to have Prince just on air wall.
It's not gonna be no Q stuff on my wall.
It's gonna be Prince in every room, have that purple area.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Wow? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Would you a L B?

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Tommy? I'm going with a JO. I'm going with a
all right, with a two?

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Okay, all right? Would you guys rather have a head
full of hair again? Or sleep? Like a baby every night,
and you all picked A. Look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
I went for me.

Speaker 16 (01:22:40):
Yeah, yeah, I don't need a head for half. I'm
sleeping now. You're not trying to get me to here.
For get my head full of hair. That's where I
picked B.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
That's where you're wrong. That's where you're wrong. And if you,
of anybody the need to switch answers over there still
trying to act like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Holding all right, B or A, yeah pick it first.
I'm I'm doing good with B. B.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
I'm going with B. Oh okay, I'm gonna all right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Would you rather cook Thanksgiving dinner naked? Or enjoy dinner
with your family and friends naked? So you guys get along.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
I'm on to explain why you're sitting up there with
everybody at your house. You let it go ahead because
you go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
You know, you know she is like the age wonder
of the world.

Speaker 14 (01:23:52):
We got to see this, believe I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
We're clothes off, no dog. You know you got the
you nicked.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Yeah, you're enduring dinner with your family and friends naked?

Speaker 11 (01:24:07):
Oh oh okay, y'alla took all the money, didn't you
stripped me down?

Speaker 13 (01:24:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
You don't want you nicked.

Speaker 11 (01:24:15):
Yeah, yeah, because they had stripped me down, they took everything.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Yeah, I will today then.

Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
I'm I'm in there just cooking, nicked, just and over,
pulling that turk out that bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
All right, today's rounded with you rather coming up next.
It is our last break of the day, and we
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Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Thank you, and you know something my clothesing remarks.

Speaker 6 (01:25:33):
I was kind of talking about this the other day
about how social media Internet doesn't promote positivity the way
they do negativity. You want to go viral, man, make
a mistake, You finna go viral, do something for mankind,
helpful of other people. Nobody want to hear that act
like they don't care. So what I wanted to say

(01:25:55):
to everybody out there was, let's be a part of
the change. Everybody that's listening listening, actively participate in changing
the way we do this. Start celebrating people, Start calling
up people telling them you love them, to tell them congratulations,
to cheer for to genuinely ask them how they doing

(01:26:19):
and if you can help them with how they doing.
Be a real friend and do it. Be a courageous
person and do it. Let's change, let's be let's be
an agent of change.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Let's do that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
Man, we can start with ourselfs. It don't cost you
nothing to be kind, It don't cost you nothing to
do the right thing over the bad thing. It's okay
to post positivity on your site. Man, one time, it
really really ticked me off because you don't have a
social media team, and one of the team members have

(01:26:54):
put us something on Facebook that says, name a comedian
that you don't think is funny and why? And I
was just going through my day and one of my
kids called me and said, Dad, that don't sound like you.
What's happening? And I said, what they said on your site.

(01:27:17):
You're proposing a question to name a comedian that you
don't think is funny and why?

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
I said, I never said that. She said, Dad, it's
on your site. I called a person up to run
my site. Man, I talked to him, so clesey, I say,
don't do that. Don't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
Comedy is already hard enough. It's a hard business. What
you don't need is somebody like myself who has had
a measure of success at it, and then on here
listing who who ain't funny?

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
And why?

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
Man, you can you can catch anybody. Every Let me
tell you something about comedy. Everybody had a bad night. Well,
let me tell you something. All of us then had
a bad night where it didn't go that way. And
if you just happened to be there that night mad
and then somebody here just blowing that up. I'll give

(01:28:07):
you a true story about me. The first night of
The Kings of Comedy did not go well for me.
The very first night. It was in Charlotte, and it
just didn't go well for various reasons. My mom had
passed and my HBO special had came out that Tuesday. Well,
we performed in that Saturday, I believe, so Tuesday the

(01:28:29):
special came out, I was in such a mental state
after my mom had passed that I didn't even see it.
So the Kings of Comedy came out. None of us
knew what The Kings of Comedy was gonna be, so
we just went to Charlotte. We didn't know it was
gonna be sold out. We didn't know that they was

(01:28:49):
gonna fill up this arena. We didn't even know that
The Kings of Comedy was gonna work. So I did
the set that I had done all year along, because
I hadn't done it in Charlotte, I did my set
that aired on HBO that Tuesday. Everybody saw that set.

(01:29:13):
People's hollering out do some new jokes. We heard that already,
because you know comedy, you can't repeat comedy. You can
repeat the song, but not coming. So that first night
I had a bad night. One of the comedians that
has a radio show locally in Charlotte. Some dude named
asks Him or something like that. I was on the
airport leaving going to Kansas City the next night. Man,

(01:29:36):
he was on the radio and he was just dogging me.
I'm talking about Man, this dude was he don't deserve
to be a king. I don't know where this tour
come from, how they calling themself the Kings of Comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
But he was horrible. He didn't have a good show
at all.

Speaker 12 (01:29:50):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
I stayed up all night that night because that really
bothered me. And then I realized that I had repeated
the jokes for my special. So I stayed up all
night all day. When we got to Kansas City. We
was performing the next night in Kansas City, I wrote
a brand new show. Not that I had to write
them all. It's just jokes that I didn't use before.

(01:30:11):
There wasn't on the special. I just put them together
and came up with a new set. Next night, I
got a standing ovation. The Kings of Comedy was born,
and we had sold out two shows, and little we
know how great the Kings of Comedy was gonna be.
But this one dude saw me one time. Man, he
tried to destroyed me. That's just crazy, man. But now

(01:30:32):
how great the Kings were? Where was all that at?
But that was no social media back then either, So
we was just we was blowing up because we.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Was just them.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
The Kings was really just them, and we got a
lot of credit for a long time after that and
we started blowing up. But now as you look at it, man,
people who did work didn't live in the King era.
They'd done forgot about it. They don't even talk about
us the right way. Sometimes, who was them old dudes
on there with them old jokes. I'll just be looking

(01:31:09):
at people sometimes. Let's be an agent of change. Let's
start talking about people in a positive way. Let me
start by saying congratulations to my cast members, Shirley Strawberry
calling for Real, Junior Nephew, Tommy Mississippi Monica. Thank y'all
for all the hard work y'all put into this show.

(01:31:30):
I know it's called the Steve Harvey Morning Show, but
it wouldn't be nothing without y'all. I can't do this
show by myself, four hours of just me, man, come on,
thank y'all. Appreciate y'all doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
I try, though it Ain't gonna works.

Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
Show on in the mornings, Why I Ain't doing good?
Y'all have a great day today, talk about it and.

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