FULL SHOW: Random Questions, Strawberry Letter: I'm The Captain Of This Ship - 9.25.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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You probably got to turn the mouth out the water
then up looking me, come.

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Speaker 8 (01:59):
Think, uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You
are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now.
One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, man
or man o man. I thank God for it. I
thank God for all he's done for me, for all

(02:21):
the little things that I oftentimes fail to thank him
for that I take for granted for you know, I
was talking the other day to a buddy of mine.
We had gotten to this conversation about God and and
in the conversation we had narrowed it down and we

(02:43):
were talking about changing the way we are as people.
You know that everybody has to change. You know, nothing
stays the same. Everybody changes. And a lot of these
changes can be for the good, and a lot of
them are just They just come with time.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You know.

Speaker 8 (03:01):
Sometimes it's aging that changes us. But no matter how
old you get, you still have the ability to improve
as a person. You may not have the footspeed you
used to have. You may not be as agile as
you used to be. Your energy level may not be

(03:24):
what it used to be. Your desire to do some
of the things that you used to do may be gone.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
The thing that.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
Doesn't have to change and will not change is you.
You have the ability to continue to grow as a person,
even when far the time and nature has taken its course.
We were talking about everybody can change and everybody has

(04:04):
uh the right to reinvent themselves as they get older.
And I equated it to jumping out of an airplane.
You know, there are some people man who get to
a certain point in their life and they and they
jump from the airplane is now almost a stunt of

(04:27):
some kind. It's almost like they lifed and got out
of control. You ever seen somebody jump out an airplane
and the parachute don't open and they life start and
it seems like they start spinning and tumbling and they
can't get it together. And I've seen some mid air
rescues before. But then there are times when you know
when it hasn't worked. You know you jump out that airplane,

(04:49):
and at first it's fun. I've never scot dived before,
but I would imagine when you first jump out of
an airplane that they people describe it as a a
sense of being free. And it's exhilarating when you first
jump out the plane.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
But if you pull that cord and nothing happens.

Speaker 8 (05:10):
It never happened to me, but I can only imagine
the panic that's got to set in because no matter
how fun it was a moment ago, the flying over
to one another, the holding hands in the air, the breeze,
the descent, the feeling of all of a sudden, if

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you reach for that cord and it's not there, you're
suddenly spinning out of control. And that's what happens in
a lot of people's lives. When you first start your life,
you jump out the plane, You free, You young, you
ain't got nothing to worry about it. But then you
get to a certain point in your life when you go, okay,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Pull the cord now.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
And pulling the cord is an important thing because here's
the analogy my friend gave me. He said, man, use
your mind like a parachute. It works better when it's open. Well,
see what happens with a lot of people is they

(06:13):
in life. They jump out the plane and they and
they having this free fall and it's fun for now.
But they get to a certain point in their life
where they got themself in a situation, or they've had
a little bit too much fun a little bit too long,
or you know, they wasn't open to nothing and they
just did what they wanted to do, or they started

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getting involved with drugs or drinking, or started running with
the wrong people.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
See, you jump out the plane. At first, you're free
falling this fun.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
But then after a minute, man, something happens and they
realize whoa and they reach for the cord, and the
chord don't work. Well, now you're in the panic stricken situation.
And my suggesting that what I've learned from the analogy
that my friends shared with me is that we all
the sooner we can open our mind to God, the
sooner we could develop that relationship with him. It's like

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pulling the chord and opening a parachute. If you open
up your mind to God, God is like a parachute.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
You know, God can slow your descent.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
God can turn this out of control freefall into.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
A nice ride for you.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
See, that's what happened to me. I was spinning out
of control. I had gotten myself into a point man
where I wasn't doing real good. Oh y'all would look
at me and think, man, stevee man. Now I wasn't
doing real good. I had spun out of control. I

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was in a free fall, and I reached for the chord,
but I was so far away the chord didn't open.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Then I went to him and I pulled the chord.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
When I went to God, I pulled the cord and open,
and he slowed my descent.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
And this is what I just believe. I don't believe.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
Now that I age as fast as I was aging,
because I got that parachute open. Now, you know, I
take better care of myself, eating, I work out more.
Now you know, I'm not out of control. I have
a direction now that win. Then got up under that
parachute a little bit, you know, And now I'm going.

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You know, I'm still getting older, you know so, But
the descent is so slow. Now I'm able to enjoy
the ride. I'm guiding my parachute over. Sometimes we go
over to to a vacation spot over here, we float
back over to it. But you know, I'm still getting old.
I'm still going down. But the descent because I've opened

(08:49):
my mind to God. The parachute has slowed my descent,
and now I'm rocking back and forth. But I ain't
spending out of control no more. You know, I'm able
to enjoy the view now. You know, when you jump
out that plane and you pull that cord and it
don't work, you ain't looking at the view no more.
You're thinking of only one thing. How can I slow

(09:11):
this down? Well, now I'm able to enjoy the view.
I'm able to see all the beautiful things on the
horizon that God has for me. I'm able to see
all the beautiful things around me that He's provided for
me over these years. Because I've slowed my descent. I
use my mind like a parachute. It works better when

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it's open. Open your mind to God, and so you
can see the view, so you can slow the descent,
so you can stop the out of control free.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Fall that you've been on.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
That you can get your life together and see everything
out on the horizon that God has for you. You know,
it turned out to be a very true statement your mind.
If you use it like a parachute, it works better
when it's open.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Y'all.

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Speaker 9 (10:04):
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You know the deal, you know the drill, you know
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(10:24):
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This morning?

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Good morning?

Speaker 9 (10:32):
Good morning, Yeah, good morning, Yeah, grateful to be up.

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Thursday morning.

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What's going on to New York?

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It's Thursday.

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I'm like Steve. Now you're okay, I'm good.

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I'm good.

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Go ask you sometime always what you got, Just get
to it.

Speaker 9 (10:50):
Come on, let me tell you.

Speaker 10 (10:51):
You've been leading us all week long. You're doing Do
you feel like you don't get enough respect?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Tommy?

Speaker 9 (10:57):
Do you feel like I don't from the lady, from
Uncle Steve? Sometimes you Yeah, I don't. I don't get
ask the question, how's gonna be me? That's that's that's
how you. You asked him questions.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
It's okay. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:15):
The deal is is most of y'all don't want me
to lead this, and I've been I've been seeing nobody.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Y'all been talking my hand, but big I actually saw
a couple.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, we'll say it right here, right here, We don't.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
Right now, see right, y'all didn't think I saw It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh yeah, the group text.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Yeah what is he? Does? He know what he's doing?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
And we didn't mean for you to see it?

Speaker 9 (11:43):
Oops, open and closing remarks, socks.

Speaker 11 (11:49):
Shrugging, our shoulders, emotions, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I was looking at our watchers saying, when is Steve
coming back? All of that? You saw all that?

Speaker 9 (12:00):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Oh that too? That happened to?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh you didn't see that?

Speaker 12 (12:04):
I missed that point talking.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
We text that one right shire, Yeah, we did. Yes,
that was just you and I Carl.

Speaker 9 (12:13):
Y'all gonna put some spec on my leadership man. Now,
y'all gonna have to put some spec on my any
more questions. I look up to you I really do.
I look up to you.

Speaker 10 (12:24):
What wasn't Timmy, we wouldn't be here right now, at
this position. Timmy is doing a great job, and y'all
haven't told him all week how great he's been doing.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Thank you give me. I look up to him.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
That is, we wouldn't have been here.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
My praise in worship. Thank you, Junior, Thank you so kind.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
I'm here for you. I just that's and that's all
I want is to feel appreciated.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
That's all. That's all I answered, y'all.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay you first, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:58):
I'm a shocked down.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Now I'm a say this.

Speaker 10 (13:00):
I'm shocked guy right now, timing. I understand why you
feel you sexy. I feel why you feez it because
I feel I want to feel the same.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
Way I feel. I don't feel.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
I know. We'll go ahead.

Speaker 11 (13:11):
Do you want me to say something where you just
what is happening right now? Because it's hard to follow that.

Speaker 10 (13:16):
For me and me and Tommy are sexy this morning.
This is sexy Thursday.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
That's what this is. Oh okay, all right now, you
normally ugly with Uncle Steve, but.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You don't want him over there with you. Normally ugly
is that.

Speaker 9 (13:31):
What you normally ugly with Uncle Steve. You know he gone,
now you all of a sudden six, All.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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Speaker 1 (14:23):
It is time now to run that prank back with
the nephew.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
What you got, f I'm just i gotta prank for you.
I'm just still you know what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna I'm gonna make junior sexy. You know last break
he claimed he.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Was That sounds very crazy.

Speaker 9 (14:43):
I know that you're gonna make them sna get there.
I'm gonna motivate you to be sexy. And but now listen,
I'm gonna get you if you need to be. But
when I'm coming back here, I swear when I'm come
back if I find if one second you decide to
be ugly, I promise you I'll turn on you once
I get you to this sexy side. Dude, don't you

(15:05):
ever go back?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Okay, all right, see in Warren, Yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
Right, all right, And I mean you better hold your
head high when he get here, and I'm gonna introduce
you as sexy junior to him. You better hold your
hair high. This is the prank of the day. Pump
your breaks, Mama, Pump your breaks, Mama. Let's go cat though.

Speaker 14 (15:26):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Natalie please.

Speaker 15 (15:30):
Yeah, this is Natalie.

Speaker 14 (15:31):
Natalie. How you doing? My name is Darren. I'm with
the Homeowners Association. Oh okay, hey dad, how you doing? Listen?
We gotta we got a bit of a problem if
you don't mind me asking, who's who? Who actually brings
your kids home from school? Uh? Each day?

Speaker 15 (15:52):
Oh my mom gets my kids for me and she
drops them off.

Speaker 14 (15:56):
Okay, wow, okay, why okay, Well, we have a bit
of a problem. The kids are fine, that's there's no
issue with the kids at all. But you know, we've
had a meeting here at the h o A. We've
been getting some complaints.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
Uh.

Speaker 14 (16:11):
It seems like your mother is is uh really speeding
down the street real fast, and you know everyone's complaining
about it that you know, it's a lot of kids
walking home from school and it seems like your mom
is driving real fast when she's coming down the street
to drop your kids off. Did you know anything about this? Uh? No,

(16:34):
not at all.

Speaker 15 (16:34):
That doesn't even sound like her.

Speaker 14 (16:37):
Okay, what type of car? Uh? Let me ask you this, Natalie,
we're were we From what I understand, it is a
what kind of comfides your mom had? Is a board
escape or something like that? Some a little suv? Is
that what your mom has?

Speaker 15 (16:55):
Yeah? She has a little red suv?

Speaker 14 (16:58):
Okay, all right. So the problem is is that that's
the same car, that's the one we're talking about, and
it seems like, you know, your mother is is flying
down the street and she drops the kids off, and
when she leaves, she's flying back out of the neighborhood
and a couple of times some of the neighbors have
told her to slow down. And you know, I don't

(17:19):
know if she's flicked them off or set something out
the window, you know, but you know this is stuff
that we just cannot tolerate. Huh.

Speaker 15 (17:28):
Well it really does sound like my mom.

Speaker 14 (17:31):
But you know, I well, you know what, Natalie, what
we're not gonna do is what you're not gonna do
is act like is not your mama. It's your mother
that's doing this. So what we need you to do
is tell your mama to slow out down so we
don't have the problem, all right, because I try to
be nice with you at first, but if you're gonna
be in denial figure it's not your mama, then we
got issue.

Speaker 15 (17:53):
First of all, Darren, and from h O A, I
need you to watch your toes and who you're talking to, right,
I need you to calm that all the way down.
All right.

Speaker 14 (18:05):
You need to slow your mama down. That's what you
need to do. Slow your mama. And the way she's.

Speaker 15 (18:10):
Driving out, what to do is stand in the middle
of the street and she flying down and so hopefully
she can knock you out the way. Okay, don't talk
to me like that. You're being ruined, disrespectful. I'm gonna
ask her at this time because I don't think it's time.
But you're not gonna talk to.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
Me like that.

Speaker 14 (18:25):
Okay. So your mama can just drive it down the streets,
Mama what she want to do.

Speaker 15 (18:31):
Mama could do whatever she wanted to do. She'll go
on doing me.

Speaker 14 (18:34):
She can't do it in the neighborhood that I'm a
member of the h o AA. She can't do it there. Okay.
So I don't mind ever your mama arrested with your
kids in the car. If I got you, I wish
you would.

Speaker 15 (18:46):
I wish you would have my mama arrested with my
kids in the car. You're gonna have more problems than
you ever had. Okay, you better not have my mama arrested.
You're gonna get arrested and you're gonna be sent to
the hospital. How about that.

Speaker 14 (19:00):
Okay, let me tell yourself. Tell your mama to slow
homes down in these streets. This is the last one
that I'm giving, y'all. This is the last one.

Speaker 15 (19:09):
Well, you know what I'm saying. You ain't got to
get no warming's okay. We can have a real conversation
about it. We can meet and talk about it. She
ain't gonna talk to me like that, say you and
I ain't telling my mama nothing. I ain't telling how
to slow down for nothing? What you're gonna do? What's
your momma do that? Not that last meet about it?
And I'm not bringing my husband too, said, you got
so much to say, you know that. I don't want

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you to have keep that same energy.

Speaker 14 (19:33):
Okay with my husband.

Speaker 15 (19:34):
I want you to talk to him like you're talking
to me.

Speaker 14 (19:36):
He let me tell you something. I ain't worry about
your husband, none of that. All right, I'm gonna say
I'm gonna say this right here. I'm gonna say this
right here. Tommy is the one that told us that
your mama was fading down the street, Tommedy one said, Tommy, Tommy,
Tommy said, your mamma was the one running up and
down the street fast for a party fifty mile an out.

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Tommedy One said that I.

Speaker 15 (20:00):
Know who Tommy, But Tommy can kiss me.

Speaker 16 (20:03):
You can kiss my.

Speaker 15 (20:05):
And then you have a neighbors who got something to
say about my mama can kiss my about that?

Speaker 14 (20:11):
Bleim me shoot it? Do you know Nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know.

Speaker 15 (20:19):
Instead of a get me go, how are you going?

Speaker 14 (20:30):
Come on? Come on?

Speaker 15 (20:33):
I ask them for lovers been like wall time questions,
even me. I was about to get you listed up.

Speaker 14 (20:42):
Brother.

Speaker 15 (20:42):
Let's stephew tell me your too.

Speaker 14 (20:45):
Sir Darius got me to pray for all. Call you baby.

Speaker 15 (20:50):
Oh oh it's going down. It is going dawn. Oh
take back. It's a real mother, you know. I'm ma mama.

Speaker 14 (21:04):
Okay that you got me one more thing before you go.
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land.

Speaker 15 (21:19):
You know, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And Steve
said he looking good?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Coming up next? It is asked the riddlo that is
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talk about all of these stories at the top of

(22:32):
the hour, but right now it yeah, yeah, yeah, Right now,
it's time to ask the Riddlo and Sexy Junior.

Speaker 10 (22:40):
Okay, all right, all right, here we go, question.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Tommy. But it's okay, all right. This is from Harold
Guys in Tampa. Harold writes, my sister called me the
other night when she had out of car trouble. My
wife always suspects that I'm up to something, so she
wrote with me at two am to pick my sister up.
I am tired of her always thinking that I'm up

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to something. Why won't she trust me?

Speaker 9 (23:13):
Why, oh, you didn't done something before. This ain't just
She ain't just started this. You didn't done something before
for your wife to get out of her bed and
roll with you at two in the morning. Something has
that this, this ain't this, ain't nothing that just does.
She's just out to clear blue. Don't trust you. You
didn't done something before, you got a track record, pardon,
and that's what you're not writing. You ain't letting us
know everything. You didn't done it before. A woman to

(23:35):
get out of her bed in her house coat, put
her bonnet on and her slippers in a road, which
something went out? Yeah, yeah, when she reached the other
a house coat, yes, so long and she give her
bonny and her slippers.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
Something that jumped off way back in the day, all
last month, or six months ago or last year. Something
that she don't trust you about. So you ain't telling
us the whole store. Ain't nobody just jumping in the
car getting that be to go pick up their sister
because of the car stranded. Now you ain't told us everything, junior. Yeah,
see that's everything. Time you said that's true. You did

(24:13):
something before. We all know that.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
That's but see that happens when you're sexy, though, See
when you're sexy, things like this happen.

Speaker 9 (24:19):
They have to go with you to see what happened.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
They have to. I can't be trusted by myself. I'm
too sexy because everybody on the way down there, other calls,
was looking at me on the way down there. Everybody
see see, I just realized I'm sexy, So therefore I
know this is what happened. You did something for because
it's hard to keep women off of you.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, two way, perfect time, moving on.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
That's when I'm my sexiest at two am telling you just.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
When you see all right, Diana and rusting rights. I'm
staying with my daughter and her husband to help out
with her newborn baby. Home life is stressful because my
daughter treats my son like he's a baby too. When
I talked to my daughter about her slick mouth, she said,
I could get it too. What does that mean? And

(25:12):
why would she talk to me like that?

Speaker 9 (25:14):
Wow? Oh, I'm sorry. You can't disrespect your mama. I wouldn't.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't be living with What is she
doing at the house?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Sure, helping them with the newborn?

Speaker 9 (25:25):
You you're gonna raise, You're gonna help. You don't mean
my help. If you're gonna talk to me crazy. Anybody
talk to their mama crazy, They they done lost their
mand So I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I ain't with you.
When you you can, you just you got the narror
to turn around and tell your mama you can get
it too.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
What is this?

Speaker 9 (25:40):
What kind of upbringing you had? Did you talk to
your mama like this? Y'all know I'm a MoMA. Y'all
know how I am about my mama so well, you.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Know that's you're a mama's boy. Are you gonna say
that I was?

Speaker 9 (25:54):
I didn't do it, you the woman. It's okay, I did.
That's what you.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
All right, junior.

Speaker 10 (26:09):
I don't know what's from with her. It's her mother
and you staying with your daughter. You said you stay
with her daughter and her husband and stay home. And
you got a new born baby, so you come with
her little brother. You got a baby that's her little brother,
and you help him. It's nowhere in the world I
could ever fix my mouth talk at least you carry
any kind of way. Sorry, Mom, Yeah, I can't. I

(26:32):
can never opened my mouth to say if it's at
my house. Le Car talked to me crazy in front
of my wife. I still didn't say nothing.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
That's what mama.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, my wife heard.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
My mama talked to me crazy in my own house.
I ain't say nothing.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
It happens.

Speaker 9 (26:51):
It was lost your mind here, Yeah I did. I'm sorry.
I went upstairs find another room.

Speaker 10 (26:57):
No, but I did find another room.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
All right, Moving on to rob.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
You being married. I'm still your mama.

Speaker 9 (27:06):
Yeah, I'm still your mama.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Ron and Louisville says, I
have a five year old that runs our house. If
she's not dominating the TV in the front room, she's
on the phone with her granny talking loud about nothing.
She and her mama are in matching bonnets in my
bed every night, and my wife thinks.

Speaker 9 (27:26):
All this is just cute.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I'm sick of my wife and that five year old.
What do I do? Wow? Five year old is right?

Speaker 9 (27:37):
You can't say this's no mode.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
What what can she say?

Speaker 9 (27:41):
We can't have whoopings no more? Do the baby need
a whooper? I mean we can't. We can't have wolfings.
Can we say that the baby need a whooper? The
baby need a whoop, and I'm sorry. Ain't had no
baby had a wooman in five years. We got to
get this whooping in. I'm just the baby needed who whoop.
That bonnet off that baby with debate it need a whooping.

(28:01):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And until then, until you get
to get your house away, you won't look for a
new room in the house and start living in there
until your wife decided that y'all gonna start parenting together
that she wants to be. But the whooping is necessary.
Let's start with the whooping. Okay, don't nobody agree with
the whooping?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Why don't nobody agree with.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
The whoopens the word?

Speaker 11 (28:27):
I believe? Yeah, what were you gonna say? Go ahead, carl,
I was saying it was the dad. The dad may
have a problem whooping his daughter. So now if the
mom is not checking this behavior, he needs to have
a conversation with the mom, then mama.

Speaker 9 (28:45):
Need to whoop the baby. The baby got to get
the whooping from somebody, that's all.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I'm I think it's a word. I think it's the
word whooping, and relate what you want.

Speaker 9 (28:58):
A thinking ain't nothing but a whooping is an elite
spanking that's all.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Whooping is hard, spanking is a little softer.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
That's what's wrong with you. That's what's wrong with the world.

Speaker 9 (29:12):
Don't want to.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
We don't want to. Nobody right there.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
We all got it wrong. Yeah, well we were. We
didn't get spankings.

Speaker 9 (29:22):
We didn't get we got whoopings.

Speaker 10 (29:26):
On top of whoopings. The more elite level is beating.
They beat me.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Older, you did get beating.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
They beat me?

Speaker 10 (29:36):
Yeah, me, And you can't take with you the same thing.

Speaker 9 (29:43):
I ain't no what I think, genius. They beat me to.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Stop?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
What did you are? Always on the show? Go too far?

Speaker 9 (29:56):
But at the end of the day, the five year
old needed.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Needs I don't know.

Speaker 11 (30:03):
I mean, the mom has to change her behavior. She
can't check the daughter, and she's allowing it's some confusion
messages to the child, right, and the dad says he's
sick of his wife and that five year old.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
He didn't even say and my child.

Speaker 11 (30:18):
He just said that five year old?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Right, all right, thank you guys, thank you. Riddelo and
Sexy Jr. Coming up at the top of the hour.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
You're listening, hardy Morning Show. According to GQ, coming off
the high of co starring with Denzel Washington and their

(30:44):
new Spike Lee movie Highest to Lowest, asab Rocky said
his next child with Rihanna will be called Denzel. He
even insisted Denzel. No matter what that means. Boy, it's
Denzel or girl, it's Denzel. He said, it's lid and
they got to figure it out. So who does uh
not Denzella? None of the Denzel. If she's a little girl, wow,

(31:10):
might probably be cute.

Speaker 12 (31:12):
It's gonna be cute because they're gonna be cute. Cute
girls supposed to be Denzel. A lot of girls with boys'
names walk around.

Speaker 9 (31:22):
No, you didn't know. You didn't name this, you disloyal parent.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I love that song. I think that's great, Shirley.

Speaker 11 (31:34):
I guess Rihanna said no sir, no sir to the
Denzel name. Because it was announced yesterday on Instagram that
Rihanna and asap Rocky have welcomed their third child, a daughter, Yay,
and her name is Rocky Irish Mayors and she was
born on September thirteenth, So Rocky. The new baby girl

(31:55):
name continues the family tradition of our names, So no
Denzel a Sam Rocky.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Now, who were you named after? Tommy?

Speaker 9 (32:05):
I'm named after my father. My father was Thomas Miles.
I'm Thomas Miles, and my son is Thomas Miles the third.
And so my my grandfather, my dad's father, my pop's father.
His name is Wesley, so it's Thomas Wesley Miles. So
both my boys, of course Joe, of course Trey is
the third. But Jordan is Jordan Wesley Miles. So we

(32:27):
all use my grandfather. We all my grandfather have my
grandfather's uh, our middle name is his name.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, but your your daughter's name is not Wesley.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
Jorn's name is Sydney and not then Vale, right, but
she was named after poor t Okay, that's a name.
But this Zil is not a unisex name, y'all. That's
that's like, that's like baby Jesus, stop, it's not that

(32:58):
it's only one of them, sail.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I think Rihanna and Asaph are cute and they could
do whatever. It's their baby.

Speaker 9 (33:05):
What name the baby Asamp junior then or Rihanna junior,
But don't be naming the baby jen.

Speaker 14 (33:10):
N z I like.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Junior, Who are you named after?

Speaker 10 (33:17):
My family was lazy. I hate tell this story about
my name. That they got my name off the TV
at two in the morning.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Kier Kiir is your best name?

Speaker 10 (33:27):
Kiir Delawnce. He's a German actor. He played Dracula.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Watching horror movie.

Speaker 10 (33:35):
They were watching the movie. It was two o'clock in
the morning. I was born at nine nineteen am. I
didn't have a name till two in the morning. Here, oh,
the nineteenth of July. They saw it.

Speaker 9 (33:46):
Oh, look at that name, it's k I E. R. Kre.

Speaker 10 (33:48):
Let's just call him that. They didn't put no thought
into it. I ain't got no name like Tommy after my.

Speaker 9 (33:53):
Father kill DAWs. So you a vampire pretty much.

Speaker 10 (34:00):
And they put it on It was the part I'm
mad at they put it on paper. Ain't what story
of my name? I went, this is the only thing
I got.

Speaker 9 (34:12):
My middle name Lawan.

Speaker 10 (34:14):
I'm named after the devilish middle namely one because my
sister name is one. We all took part of that name.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, but this is a major.

Speaker 10 (34:26):
It's somebody And they said, that's the one that's him.

Speaker 9 (34:31):
You are vampire.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Wow, I love it. I love it. Junior Weedon never
heard that story.

Speaker 10 (34:38):
I don't never tell it because I don't like my name,
because why couldn't be Michael?

Speaker 13 (34:42):
That's wrong with James Craig, Greg love your name?

Speaker 6 (34:47):
I love you now?

Speaker 9 (34:48):
No, they that the TV saw it scrolling. That's it.
That's the one.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
The credits.

Speaker 10 (34:54):
So then when they wanted to see me in the hospital, Shirley,
they just said, go get baby's spates.

Speaker 9 (34:59):
I'm twelve years, I'm twelve hours in no name.

Speaker 14 (35:04):
What happened that?

Speaker 9 (35:05):
Wow, this is why you don't feel sexy? And this
is now we getting to the roof part of it, Tommy.

Speaker 11 (35:10):
It is he's traumatized.

Speaker 9 (35:16):
They've been doing this to me.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
But I love your name, I really do.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (35:26):
Because TV for a person who was covered up his mouth,
he was dragged, he was coming through windows biting people.

Speaker 9 (35:33):
That's it. Now, you know you don't know that. We
got to let him know that.

Speaker 10 (35:37):
No, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
In the other entertainment news, the countdown is on for
next month sentencing for Diddy. His lead attorneys argue that
the sentencing guidelines for his convictions for violating the Man
Act should carry a penalty of six to twelve months
for each of the two counts They also note that
he's all already served thirteen months behind bars in Brooklyn's
Metropolitan Detention Center. Did he has a counter offer for

(36:07):
the judge, a fourteen month prison sentence with supervised released,
mandating drug treatment and therapy. On the other side, the
prosecutors are seeking between fifty one and sixty three months.
We'll find out on October third. Okay, fifty one and
sixty three. Then I got to take this twelve and
try to month divide it.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
How many years it?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Well, twelve times four forty eight, forty eight. Yeah, they
want him to spend a long time in jail, and
he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Of course. How long has he been in now though?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Thirteen months?

Speaker 11 (36:42):
So we'll see his mother's writing letters, members of his
his kids have written letters.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah, all right. Finally, former Vice President Kamala Harris appeared
on the view to promote her new book, One hundred
and seven Days. She said, quote, people are coming up
to me crying ever since the election loss, and all
I can say over and over again was my god,
My God, my God. She said it was very difficult,
and uh not not because she lost the race so much,

(37:10):
but she said she knew what it was going to
mean for the country. Wow, that's what she said. Coming
up at twenty minutes after. Jimmy Kimmel is back. We'll
talk about it right after this.

Speaker 13 (37:22):
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Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well, guys, Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air after
being sid spend It for six days. On Tuesday Night,
Jimmy joked about pre emptying Celebrity Family Feud, which is hosted,
of course, by our very own Steve Harvey. He compared
his last week to the CEO of Tailanall's week. Ta
Kimo got emotional about his comments regarding Charlie Kirk's death.

(38:17):
Take a listen.

Speaker 17 (38:18):
Even Jay reached out. I heard from late night hosts
in other countries, from Ireland and from Germany.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
The guy in Germany offered me a job. Can you imagine?

Speaker 17 (38:29):
But I do want to make something clear because it's
important to me as a human, and that is can
you understand that it was never my intention to make
light of the.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Murder of a young man.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I don't think there's anything funny about it.

Speaker 17 (38:48):
I posted a message on Instagram on the daves killed,
sending love to his family and asking for compassion, and
I meant it.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I still do.

Speaker 17 (38:55):
Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group
for the actions of what it was obviously a deeply
disturbed individual.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
That was really the opposite of the.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Point I was trying to make.

Speaker 17 (39:06):
But I understand that to some that felt either ill
timed or unclear, or maybe both. And for those who
think I did point a finger, I get why you're upset.
If the situation was reversed, there was a good chance
I'd have felt the same way. Our freedom to speak
is what they admire most about this country, and that's
something I'm embarrassed to say I took for granted until
they pulled my friend Steven off the air and tried

(39:28):
to coerce the affiliates who run our show in the
cities that you live in to take my.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Show off the air.

Speaker 17 (39:35):
That's not legal, that's not American, that is un American,
and it is so.

Speaker 9 (39:41):
Wow. I'm glad he's back. Am I supposed to like
go get my Hulu back now.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
If you want, you could say that people, do you
have canceled a subscription? Yeah, they canceled it because of ABC? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Jimmy Camill thank the viewers for speaking up, even those
who disagree with him, but defended his right to stay
on the air. Meanwhile, President Trump is not happy. He
posted on his truth social page that quote he can't
believe ABC fake news gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back.
He is considering suing the president. Is you know who

(40:16):
else is mad Bar? He's gonna sue and he said
ABC before he's gonna sue them. Yeah, he's considering it.

Speaker 14 (40:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
But Roseanne Barr, remember her, Roseanne is she's not happy
with how Jimmy kimmel suspension ended either. She said she
got off easy compared he got off easy compared to her,
and she's accusing ABC of a double standard. You know,
he got like a slap on the wrist. But she

(40:51):
was on you.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
She had a show and they put her off the show, right,
remember to put off?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, she said something about it.

Speaker 9 (40:58):
She's like the number one show on TV at the time.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 11 (41:03):
She said it's a double standard. But they were saying
too behind the scenes. Cast didn't want to work.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Well anyway, she makes things something. Yeah. Well, anyways, we
gotta go. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
we'll ask the crew some funny random questions. Right after this,
you're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, now it is

(41:29):
time to ask the crew some funny random questions. Here
we go, all right, is there anything like an unhealthy
habit that you continue to engage in despite knowing it's
bad for you, Something that's unhealthy and you do it
all the time knowing it's bad for you. Anything come

(41:50):
to mind? Yeah, a lot of you're trying to narrow
it down if that's what taking.

Speaker 10 (41:57):
Okay, and I mean, come on a lot of right.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
First of all, let's hear it Jr.

Speaker 9 (42:07):
Eating glades honey buns.

Speaker 10 (42:09):
Yeah, it's an unhealthy habit. But I knew I had
a problem when I sat down with a six year
old and we ate one together.

Speaker 9 (42:18):
I didn't even know this boy.

Speaker 10 (42:22):
We're sitting up at the gas station, sitting on the curve.
He owen his o mind and we just started.

Speaker 9 (42:27):
Biting honey bull. I'm telling you I knew it.

Speaker 10 (42:30):
He was a little fat kid. I'm a little fat
a dope. It didn't matter.

Speaker 9 (42:33):
We just ate the honey bum.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Okay, tell me.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Unhealthy habit? Still doing it?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, you know it's bad for you, but you still
do it, you know what?

Speaker 4 (42:47):
And I think the whole house is doing it. My
whole house is doing it.

Speaker 9 (42:50):
It's the dog on ice cream and we can't we
got an ice cream bandit and don't know, ain't nobody
owning up to it. Like you know when you go
to the fridge, everybody's going late at night. You're not
seeing who's doing it. Can getting light and light and
we're trying to I can't figure out who it is.
I don't know if it's Jackie, I don't know if
it's Jordan's. But I'm gonna figure out.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Who it is. But we got put a can ice
cream band.

Speaker 9 (43:14):
And don't get me wrong, I'm part of it too,
But I just want somebody helping me.

Speaker 14 (43:18):
Though.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
Somebody else is eating his ice cream.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
But you said bucket. Yes, so you said the whole
half gallon.

Speaker 9 (43:29):
It'd be slowly leaving. I'd be like, I ain't eating
all it is now, somebody else helping me with this?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
All right? What if you could instantly become an expert
in any one skill? What would you choose.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
Stealing off the rip expert? I'm still you had it?
I got it, a thief junior?

Speaker 9 (44:03):
See why not.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
Anything?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Why?

Speaker 14 (44:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Why is the question?

Speaker 9 (44:09):
I'd never be broke.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Feeling okay, okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I would probably be a stripper, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Let me read the question again. Let me see you
could instantly become an expert in any one skill, what
would you choose a stripper.

Speaker 16 (44:29):
Strip.

Speaker 9 (44:31):
Dance, male dancing. Oh that's that's that's outstanding. You know
kind of paper you can get for that?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (44:39):
If you if you got the whole package, Yeah, you
know the whole Why.

Speaker 9 (44:43):
Are you acting like I don't have the whole You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
It's a look, you.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Know what I'm getting. I'm getting tired of it.

Speaker 9 (44:54):
What is my look?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Because I'm just talking about.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
A mail dancer.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
You don't see that. Oh oh, that's a loaded question.
You don't see that. Answer.

Speaker 11 (45:07):
Well, you remember, way way back in the day, surely,
and I remember this. Monica, Shirley and I used to
host these ladies nights only and they, yeah, the male
dancers in Atlanta. We used to host these parties and
it was a lot going on. Tommy here just saying
these men, they it was just the whole.

Speaker 9 (45:31):
Put your hands together for.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
It was a different look than yours. Let's say, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Okay,
we're just gonna move on with that.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
Y'all ain't seen me though, y'all at I mean, y'all
ain't gave me a chance, you know, all right?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Okay, what is the movies that you love? You love
this movie, but everyone else hates it. You love it.

Speaker 10 (45:58):
Though, Avengers, Endgame, anything that Marvel make.

Speaker 9 (46:02):
My Family Case got it off?

Speaker 4 (46:05):
The movies?

Speaker 9 (46:07):
Anything by Marble?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Oh wow, okay, wow?

Speaker 9 (46:11):
But you know, Steve don't like Raising in the Sun.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I love that Raising Yeah, I love it too, all right?
Coming up next, the Nephew and the prank phone call
for today. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show coming up at about four minutes after
the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the
subject is I am the captain of this ship.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
All right, I am the captain.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I'm the captain. Now you're right. We'll get into that
and find out what that's all about in just a
few because right now the nephew is here with today's
prank phone call. What you got for us?

Speaker 9 (46:48):
Now, I'm here, and as soon as we get off, shirt,
I can show you. As soon as we get off.
First of all, I'm in watching DC. Well, as soon
as we get off, I am headed to w h
U R ninety six point three. The first of course
Inaugrove Golf tournament is jumping off this morning and me
and my friend brothers are playing in it. So I'm
excited about that. So you know, y'all lucky to have

(47:09):
me this morning. To be honest with you, I'm just saying, y'all, love.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
It's a privilege and honor yeah us, yes, yes, h And.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Of course in DC this week cb CBC is going
on Congressional Black Corsich is going on Yes big yeah,
it's packed, it's packed jumping here in DC. Okay, rooms
is ten thousand dollars. You know, damn same room last
week with forty dollars this night, same room. You know

(47:43):
they all not be able to gouge like that. They
really shouldn't just.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
I said, yeah, but it'll have to be a law.

Speaker 14 (47:51):
Now.

Speaker 9 (47:51):
You can't just just go just scope and zerk on everybody.
All right, here's the prank of the day. Sick and
shut in. If you if you've been, if you raised
up in church that they had it on the program.
They had a sick and shut in a listless people
who were yes, yes, and you go by and you
pray with them, you're taking some food. It's the sick

(48:12):
and shut in, all right, check this one out, though,
Let's go get them.

Speaker 16 (48:17):
So I'm trying to speaking.

Speaker 18 (48:20):
You got him?

Speaker 16 (48:23):
How I'm doing? I ain't doing too good. You'd never
been overre praying for my wife again, right right right, yes, sir,
you have came over here three times in one week.
My wife had already went through the operation and all
that she's gonna be playing. I don't need you over
a praying three times a week, because honestly, I think
it's something else on your mind when you come over

(48:44):
here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother, you.

Speaker 18 (48:47):
Kind of hold it, brother, This buddy, this is well.
Your wife was on the sick and shut in list.
I rever asked you to come by. I reveren ain't
questioned that I come by.

Speaker 16 (49:00):
Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your black
to my house for no three times in one week, man,
So you can cut that down with me. You can
cut that out.

Speaker 18 (49:09):
Hold it, brother. I came with sister Georgia the first time.
The second time, I came by myself because she was
able to come by, and I only stayed fifteen minutes
the time. So what's the problem, Because I already know
what you what you're doing. I know you're trying to
holler at my wife. I ain't stop at your wife.
I have a wife. Why would I have at your wife?

(49:30):
She's partly already.

Speaker 16 (49:31):
You already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,
you up in there to other house my wife? Wind
wind up? Why nobody at the house. I already know
what you do. Let me tell you something. Keep your
black away from my house if you want to pray
for my wife.

Speaker 18 (49:45):
I'm wait, man, wait minute, you ain't wait many. You
can't talk to you nobody.

Speaker 14 (49:50):
That's what you're gonna now.

Speaker 18 (49:53):
Brother, I ain't gonna be none of that, and ain't
gonna be none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother,
and I okay. Now, first of all, you not gonna
disrespect me and curse me out. Okay, that's not even
the way brothers should be talking to brothers. Second of all,
if there's any laying on the hands, it's gonna be
my hands laying on you.

Speaker 16 (50:10):
Okay, late, late, I know you're trying to my wife.
If I find you out, you know, you mess around
with my wife, it's gonna.

Speaker 18 (50:19):
Be I'm crazy trying to be crazy.

Speaker 14 (50:23):
I'm just letting you.

Speaker 16 (50:23):
I'm gonna say it one more time, keep your black
off around my you know.

Speaker 18 (50:27):
First of all, I told you once again you can't
be talking to me like that. Now I'm trying to
be cool about the situation because I know you may
be just upset. Okay. I can appreciate that. Okay, I
have a wife, and I'd be upset if somebody was
coming out there and my wife. You out with your wife.

Speaker 14 (50:46):
I do spend my.

Speaker 18 (50:47):
Time with my wife, I do you know.

Speaker 14 (50:51):
Your house.

Speaker 16 (50:52):
Maybe I need to come on your house and let
your wife. Well, you're welcome to maybe you come come
to come late something over there on huh God, now
trying to do itorrow older one, then older one.

Speaker 18 (51:05):
Then I'll tell you before it's being disrespectful. Now, that
was a very idiotic statement for you to make.

Speaker 16 (51:11):
Okay, that's what's gonna happen. If I catch your black
my house again, I'm gonna play this man, and then
I'm getting on the phone with you, you, your pastor
any more of them. Because if anybody come by my
house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black.

Speaker 18 (51:25):
That's a promise, you know, Just that's it. Look here, brother,
if that's gonna be any whooping gone on, I'll be
kicking your I'm gonna lay my hands on you and
I'm gonna give you a good, sanctified whooping, and then
i'm gonna pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal
you by this foot I'm gonna put up, okay, because

(51:45):
I've had it with you, you know. And I only
went by to visit your wife because I was asked
to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem.
You should have caused a pastor. Okay, but you're not
gonna disrespect me my wife to church on the phone.

Speaker 14 (51:58):
Life.

Speaker 18 (51:58):
If you want to do somebody, you can meet me
any place.

Speaker 16 (52:02):
Well.

Speaker 18 (52:03):
As a matter of fact, I can go anywhere I
want in this town. If I be at your house
talking to your wife. If the path asks me to go,
I'm gonna be there.

Speaker 16 (52:10):
Okay.

Speaker 18 (52:11):
You you know, you just you know. It's just a
stupid brother. Okay. You need to come to You need
to come to church more off. And that's the problem.
You don't come to church more off. If you come
to church more off, you want to be talking to
me like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and
your wife because there must be something wrong at your house.

(52:32):
You be worried about me fooling with your wife. Okay,
so you need to check her. Okay, how about that?
Why don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't
you just check her? Okay?

Speaker 16 (52:43):
Tommy said, you the one that's cheating with with my wife.
That's that's all I know. Who Tommy, Tommy the one said,
Thomas said, you're the one that's cheating around with my wife.

Speaker 18 (52:54):
Tommy, who who who is Tommy Tommie?

Speaker 15 (52:59):
Who?

Speaker 14 (53:01):
This is a nephew?

Speaker 16 (53:02):
Tell me, man, but this is nephew. Tell me from
the Steve Harby Morning Show Man. Your church member got
me the pray ball man? Not wrong for that.

Speaker 18 (53:13):
You know y'are long, Y're long. You know y'all a
highway to hell, all of y'all. You know none stop no,
you know y'all just you know y'all just gone. You know,
ain't no stop signed, you know. I finna go. I'm
gonna pray for all of y'all, all of your brothers.
And if you tell me Steve Hobby but wrong for that, Okay,

(53:37):
I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna check down. I'm finna go.
I said, I don't talk to you all the more
I'm praying for all.

Speaker 16 (53:43):
I'm gonna say, hey, brother, brother, cause you go man once.
You gotta tell me what's the baddest radio show with
the lamb man Steve Holly Morning the Show?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Too Much?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (54:03):
Who would y'all like to see prank? Who would y'all
like to see prank? Give me, give me, give me,
give me your top three? Who would you like?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Denzel?

Speaker 9 (54:12):
I don't know. I looked up to the man. So
I just I couldn't do it. I really couldn't. It
would be green now. Yeah, you know he got a
button in there. You know his button is wrong he got.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
It could be about the Dallas rosie. Yeah, and a
bunch of Dallas cowboys. You know his opinion about them.
There's a lot of a lot of ways you could
go with it. Do it for us, Tommy, okay, struck Tommy,
you are so sexy? Did I ever tell you that?

Speaker 4 (54:50):
What's never? She called me?

Speaker 9 (54:55):
Oh god, I ain't say. I mean, I ain't never
heard that come out of him out before. Tell me
I couldn't be no stripper. I mean, yes that you could.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yes you can, Yes you can't.

Speaker 9 (55:09):
Right there, just prank like you button enough, you can't.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
You can't come in here here lebron, frank, lebron, lebron.
He's too tall, Carlin.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Tall people can be prank.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
By short people.

Speaker 9 (55:31):
See, that's why you don't respect my sex. It's too short.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
That's what I love you, you know, I love you all right, nephew,
thank you. Coming up next that is my strawberry letter
and the subject is I am the captain of this ship.
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Speaker 1 (56:25):
All right, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
if you need advice on relationships, work, dating, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
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Speaker 9 (56:44):
You never know, you never know. Buckle up and hold
on tight. We got it for you. Here it is
Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Thank you, nephew. Subject. I'm the captain of this ship.
I am the captain. Now, Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
married and my husband and I have two children. He's
in law enforcement, but he's not a police officer. I
work as a teacher and I have my school kids
and three children at my house. My husband is a
dependent in more ways than one. It has been this

(57:13):
way for the past three years after he had an
on the job injury. He no longer washes his own
clothes and he can't mow the lawn anymore. Those were
the only two things he did before and now he
can't even do that. Nothing is physically wrong with him,
but he says the anxiety from his injury has him
leary of doing too much. So what's the So here's

(57:37):
what happened to him. He works at the jail in
the evidence room, and he was on a ladder maybe
six feet in the air, and he slipped. He didn't
hit the floor, but he dislocated his left shoulder trying
to hold on a small box fell and hit him
in his eye. So he wore an eyepatch for a week.

(57:57):
His shoulder was operated on, and he was off work
for a full month. When it was time to return
to work, he decided he couldn't drive anymore, so now
I take him to work and pick him up, even
with sex I initiated, and I have to do all
the work while he takes special care not to injure
his shoulder, even though he injured it three years ago.

(58:19):
His co workers are sick of him too, so something's
got to give. When I stopped washing his clothes for him,
he asked our twelve year old daughter to do it,
and I told him that's inappropriate. We got into an argument,
and I let him know that I make all the
decisions going forward, and he's going to be treated like
one of the children. He said, since I'm the captain

(58:41):
of the ship now he wants to take early retirement.
Do you think I need to be more patient with him?
Or is he playing me for a whole fool hmm, Okay,
this could all be cleared up. This could all be
cleared up with a quick trip to the doctor. But
your husband won't go. I'm sure. I mean he already

(59:04):
knows that if he went to the doctor, you would
find out what you already know too, that there's nothing
wrong with him. Now. Yes, he's been playing you for
at least two of the three years that since he
had the operation. You're not even a doctor, and you
know there's nothing wrong with him. He's just milking the
situation to get you to do stuff for him. He's
been lazy. He's just being lazy. He's lazy with sex,

(59:27):
with his laundry, with everything. So my advice to you,
wifey is to stop doing the things you do. You
have been more patient than anyone else. I'm sure with him,
even if coworkers are sick of him. You said so,
stop driving him to work and picking him up. I'm
sure he can do that himself. All he has to
do is go to the doctor, make sure he's checked out.

(59:48):
He's fine. Good to go, and tell your twelve year
old daughter to stop, because you're right, she shouldn't do that.
She's getting an allowance for it, is she. You didn't
mention that she's probably doing that for free.

Speaker 14 (01:00:02):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
He's just lazy and trifling at this point, and you
don't have to treat him like a child. But you know,
like I said, this could all be cleared up if
you guys would just take a trip to the doctor
and you'll find that he's okay. And yeah, he is
playing you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Steve Wow, this letter wasn't what I thought it was
gonna be about at all.

Speaker 8 (01:00:23):
I thought it was this man trying to assert the
fact that he was captain of the Yeah, I just
thought that's what it was gonna be about. Oh, this
is a really disappointing letter. Man, This is really really
disappointing because I don't, you know, I'm reading Ma Read's letter.
I just don't like men like this. I just don't.

Speaker 14 (01:00:45):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
I know it's the one sided story and she's writing
the letter, but she's writing the letter out of frustration.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
This dude right here, y'all married.

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
I wish I knew how old he was, could really
help me analyze.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
It's even better. But you got two kids.

Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
He's in law enforcement, but he's not a police officer.
The right away, I'm thinking traffic cop, or he write tickets,
but that ain't the case.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
She's a school teacher.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
And you got your school kids and three different children
at your house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Don't know what that means anyway.

Speaker 8 (01:01:22):
My husband is a dependent in more ways than one,
and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Been this way for three years after he had on
the job injury.

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
He no longer washes his own clothes, and he can't
mold the lawn anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
What did he do?

Speaker 9 (01:01:37):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:01:37):
We find out those are the only two things he
did before, and now he can't even do that. Nothing
is physically wrong with him, but he says the anxiety
from his injury caught makes him leary of doing too much.
Too much, you don't do nothing to wash clothes and
mold it lawn and based one, y'all's two jobs. That

(01:02:01):
lawn ain't that big. I'm just saying so. Now now
she describes what happened to him. He worked out the jail,
in evidence room, he up on the ladder, one trim here,
no mention of weight. U. How you think you pull
your should out when you grab and don't fall. I'm

(01:02:24):
telling you that what happened?

Speaker 14 (01:02:25):
She say?

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
How holy is either? And if you ain't working, your ass.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Gonna get fired? Hold on, hold on, okay, okay. We'll
have part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty
three minutes after the hour, subject of today's Strawberry Letter.
I'm the captain of this ship. We'll get back into
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Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject, I'm the captain of this ship.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
This woman been married to her in the everdence room
up on the letter, probably looking at some evidence.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
He ain't had obeishness. He was doing doo do doo
do do do do do doo doom doo doo.

Speaker 8 (01:03:41):
And he moved up on that ledder and she say
he injured his shoulder, But Dick, when he grabbed on,
that was it all the weight told his shoulder dislocated,
It ripped the ligaments all this here. Five should have
just went on down, but no, he tried to stay up.

(01:04:03):
He ain't hit the floor, but he dislocated his shoulder
trying to hold on. Then a small box fell and
hit him in the eye. Now in the evidence room,
that small box is probably.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
A jewelry box. It could be a room.

Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
With a quarter sack of weed in it. It could
be a little maybe a little couple of keys and
cocaine was in the box. Maybe it was the box
in his eye. So he wore an eye patch for
a week. Now, that really makes you look like you hurt.
You got your arm in a sling and you got
a patch on your eye. Now he tried to figure

(01:04:39):
out how you can play this. His shoulder was operated
on and he was off for a full month. Now
now he can't drive black people on Black dudes only
drive with one hand any damn way.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
We already know that.

Speaker 8 (01:04:55):
Now, if his right arm was hurt, that's even better.
That's the one we lean on that's on anyway. And
if his left arm is hurt, then that's cool. Then
we just do the lean the other way. We lean
up against the door. Both of them is pimp poleses.
You just got to rock the one you like. So
I take him to work and pick him up, even

(01:05:17):
with sex I initiated and have to do all the
work where he takes special care not to injure his shoulder.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
This, how I know, is the fat.

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
See, when you're having sex and you don't want to
injure your shoulder, the only thing he can do is
to lay on his sire back, which is fact gonna
do anyway, because he don't want to be up on
his knees where he got to put that work in,
pull his big up and all this here my shoulder.
He can't hurt my shoulder. Don't nobody give it about

(01:05:48):
their shoulder when you have his sex? Come many toe cramps?

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
How they got?

Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
How many ham strings out and pulled? How many peck
muscles out and toe you know? Many head lastrations out
of head in my head going from slamming into it
too hardy? How many times man, I gripped that muscle off?
You have any idea, man? How many times I'd have
told the tendness in the bottom of my feet trying

(01:06:14):
to get my toes to get more more grip on
that sheet?

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
You know how many injuries I done had doing sex?
And don't give it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I'll see you tomorrow, and don't stop.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
Ain't fitting to stop child horses, muscle pulls, cramps right on?
Do it everything i'd have my arms just slipped off
the corner of the mattress. I bust my mouth on
a night stand one time, kept going, kept swallowing the
blood so it wouldn't get on her, and kept moving.

(01:06:45):
Has got to be done, hissed the punk got a
little hurt. Shows man missed me with this here pissed
Now he now now his coworkers' sick to him too.
So something got it when I stopped washing his clothes
for him. He has got twelve year old daughter to
do it. He can't wash clothes. And then I told

(01:07:09):
him that was inappropriate. We got in an argument and
I let him know that I was making all the
decisions going forward and he gonna be treated like one
of the children. He said, since I'm the captain of
the ship now he wants to take early retirement.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Do you think I need to be more patient in him?
Or is he playing me.

Speaker 8 (01:07:28):
For a whole fool A whole fool plus son he
playing the police department.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
That's fools.

Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
They tied in his eyes, your twelve year old tie
of washing his underweghing all this help? How you can't
wash clothes after three years with a shoulder injury. Obviously
there's some type of math practice that doesn't happen because
your shoulder ain't worth for three years.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
After the operation? Did they operate on the right shoulder
that all the time?

Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
Did they operate on the right shoulder? I say, yes,
they operated on the right shoulder. And I say, your
man is full of it. He is just full of it.
He is lazy. He has found a way to make
an excuse for his laziness. And once you decide to
be a lazy person, let me help you understand something, y'all,
it carries over into every aspect of your life.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
So now you're lazy at the job, you lazy at home.
You don't want to do nothing to work, You're gonna
do the home. You lazy in the bedroom. You're just
a lazy person.

Speaker 8 (01:08:37):
So you can relegate your life to living with this
lazy person, or you can issue an ultimatum. You either
get up and get back to work and be the
man that I'm married or me and you are done.

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Junior, all right, tell me why don't you pick these
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Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Just go pick. I get to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
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Speaker 9 (01:10:18):
Mean out of plastic by the water. All right, here
we go to see.

Speaker 10 (01:10:27):
Man, let's go ahead, man, how you feel about the
Seahawks and the Cardinals.

Speaker 9 (01:10:31):
Seahawks and the Cardinals. I'm going with the I'm going
with the Cardinals.

Speaker 10 (01:10:35):
All right, man, man, Viking Steelers, Timmy, you know what,
Steelers ain't been doing bad?

Speaker 9 (01:10:40):
A Rod been doing it. He's been doing pretty one. Yes,
what are what are the Vikings one? I'm gonna going
with the Steelers. I'm going with my fra brother, head
coach Tomlin. Yes, sir, Okay, all right, here we go man,
all my all my picks is based on personal uh,
nothing to do with the team.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:11:01):
Person charges, giants charges, giants charge, just giants. Uh charges,
That's California. I like that weather better. I'm going with
the charge. Here we go to I know, I know
we own three but Titans, Texans, Titans Texans, Yeah, Titans

(01:11:21):
Texas And I'm you know, I live in Texas. You
know I got you know, you know, I got season tickets,
but I just don't see it happening. I'm I'm Tennessee.
I'm with the Titans on this which is the old Allers. Hey,
they all us call them weather.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
That's Campbell.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
That's a different But they're not the Oilers. They're the Titans.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
But I like Nashville, so I'm nothing else.

Speaker 16 (01:11:49):
With that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
I love it, Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
There.

Speaker 9 (01:11:54):
Commander's Falcons. Commanders, that's d C and the Falcons is Atlanta.
That's where you're at today. Now we're trying to own.
That's where I am right now. And then but then
you're gonna go against Magic City though, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:12:11):
Hey, these are my personal things. Okay, I got to
go with Magic City.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
I can't.

Speaker 9 (01:12:16):
I'm sorry. Fappons, Sights, Bills, Oh, I go with Berbon
Street all day, every day. I'm with the same. I'm
with the same.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
They gonna lose the Bills game.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
That call.

Speaker 10 (01:12:31):
It's by making a connection of Eagles, Buckingers.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Eagles and bucking Neils. That's Tampa and Philip Hurts.

Speaker 9 (01:12:41):
Do you want to fill it up? But do you
want some nice fish? I'm trying to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Team I'm going with go ahead.

Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
I'm going with her. Give me one more, all right,
Browns Lives Time, Browns.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Detroit, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
To see the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Queens coming up to the coming up at the top
of the hour, young woman on social media needs some advice.
She spotted her boss out with a coworker. We'll talk
about that right after this. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. This is from Layla on Steve Harvey FM.
Layla says, I was out with friends the other night

(01:13:27):
and saw my boss having drinks at a bar with
one of my coworkers. They weren't doing anything blatantly inappropriate,
but it definitely looked like more than just a casual
work hangout. Now I'm wondering if I should tell HR,
keep it to myself, or just pretend I didn't see anything.
Is it my place to say something? Or would that

(01:13:49):
just be inviting drama? I don't want to be a
part of it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
What not an FCC compliance?

Speaker 16 (01:13:55):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
What day?

Speaker 14 (01:13:57):
What do they say on that?

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
What're you supposed to do?

Speaker 16 (01:13:59):
Tell?

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Say something you're supposed to go to. You're supposed to
go to HRS.

Speaker 11 (01:14:05):
Yeah, I don't think I'm a good person to ask
if you married because I married.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
My Well that makes sense, but you're supposed to tell
you're in violation, missus Ferrell. He wasn't my bass though,
but right, two different Yeah, he was just my co worker.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
But they were just having a simple drinks and that's
all they saw. You didn't seem nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Else, right, she said, they weren't doing anything blatantly inappropriate.
That's what the cold Play concert, the kiss came U.
All right, So what what are you saying? She should
keep it to herself, not saying anything.

Speaker 9 (01:14:54):
This ain't got nothing to do with you. I think
you keep quiet. And if they was doing something appropriate,
then you got then you got graphs saying at a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Bar, yeah, they be doing inappropriate.

Speaker 10 (01:15:05):
We just had f CC training. We're supposed to tell
we just had this training, and we just had the training.

Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
It's that the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
But here's a better question. If you knew that, if
if you knew this about Carla, if this was now
what you have told, would you tell.

Speaker 10 (01:15:26):
I'm not trying to get I'm Carlbody can tell them
what you look like, Carla.

Speaker 11 (01:15:36):
At the time, what were going with a lot of
people at the job, the coworkers, They would walk past
my office.

Speaker 9 (01:15:44):
And what we know, we know, we know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
You all are not anything. What where they invited to
the wedding. They were the whole radio station.

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Shout out the Q ninety three FM, ninety eight Wild
in New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
They were wedding, yes, twenty one years ago. Our feelings. Yes,
iHeartRadio New Orleans. That's so funny. It is all right,
we do have time for another one.

Speaker 14 (01:16:22):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Ava on Steve Harvey FM says, I just moved in
with a new roommate and found out her boyfriend is
someone I hooked up with a couple of times a
while back. The awkward part is when he saw me,
he acted like we've never met. My roommate clearly has
no idea, And now I feel like I'm living with
this huge secret. Do I tell her what happened, confront him,

(01:16:46):
or let it go and hope it never comes up.

Speaker 9 (01:16:49):
See that's what's wrong with Lady's latest. Always got it.
It's oh, it's just this heavy weight. I just feel like,
why the guilty of it all? Like he ain't you?
He played it so smooth, and that's the same thing
you need to do. Play it so smooth. Now when
he come over there and the girlfriend ain't there and
it's just you and him, Yeah, that's gonna happen. That's

(01:17:13):
gonna happen. You're gonna come over there. She's gonna going
over there, my girl there. I'll be there in about
an hour, and just wait on that part. That hour
right there, thats gonna be a long hour, crucial, crucial. Yeah, Now,
what y'all gonna do in that hour? That tells the
he needs to wait in the car.

Speaker 10 (01:17:33):
Why it's one word. Y'all got to let go that.
Me and Tommy have no problem with why y'all always
want to tell. Y'all got to tell. Don't say nothing because.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
We stuffer from guilt. Sometimes there's no guilt us. It
wears on us.

Speaker 9 (01:17:47):
Sometimes there's no If you tell, you can't hook back
up with him again. See, that's your problem.

Speaker 10 (01:17:53):
You can have it beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Yeah, she all right, we'll have more, Thank you, guys.
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, there's a new
trend sparking debate on social media. It's called grandma showers,

(01:18:17):
as in baby showers for grandmothers. Instead of celebrating the
mom to be, these parties put the spotlight on the
soon to be grandma. While many question the need for
these parties in the first place, supporters say it makes sense,
especially if the grandmother will be helping with childcare, having
baby stuff at her house like the crib or the

(01:18:38):
diapers that can be super practical. Critics, on the other hand,
call it tackie and peak boomer or Generation X entitlement,
and says it shifts attention and gives away from the
actual parents. What do you guys think?

Speaker 9 (01:18:54):
I think this is very stupid. That's the new grandmama
just thirty some years old.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
That's what this is.

Speaker 11 (01:19:06):
Your grandmother, Tommy, your grandparent, junior, your I already said
I think it's stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Yeah, oh you do, Oh yeah, I said that. Yeah,
I think for what it's Yeah, I don't like to
have all the things that she needs to at the
house while she's watching the baby.

Speaker 9 (01:19:25):
Why is these kids not raising their own kids? Why
why grandmama house got to be loaded up now with
all this stuff just because.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Going to be over there, Yeah, the baby will be.

Speaker 10 (01:19:35):
I don't like when my grandkids come visit me because
my wife can't tell.

Speaker 9 (01:19:38):
Who talking.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
You want to talking about?

Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
Yeah, she don't know who's saying what.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Okay, that's a stupid idea. All right, coming up, we'll
play round. Would you rather? Right after this you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
Everybody is your favorite play cousin junior?

Speaker 10 (01:20:02):
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Speaker 9 (01:20:21):
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Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
It is time now, guide for a round. I would
you rather? Would you rather find out that your wife's
best friend is your soulmate? Or would you rather find
out your wife is your best friend soul made? Which one?

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
All?

Speaker 14 (01:20:44):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
I got some neo going on up and there?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Now what's going on here? Best friend is your soulmate?
Or your wife is your best friend soul mate? Which one?

Speaker 9 (01:20:56):
My best friend, my best friend. What Let me tell
me my wife so made.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Tyrone named tyrone?

Speaker 14 (01:21:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:21:09):
Me tell me my soulmate is Shana? I can't stand shopping?
Why does?

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
Why is nobody like they wife's best.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Could they tell the truth?

Speaker 9 (01:21:22):
Because she tried to break us up in the first place?
That's why?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Okay, all right? Would you rather give up watching football
on Sundays? Listen carefully. You don't want to give up
watching football on Sundays? Or would you rather give up
having sex for the next month?

Speaker 9 (01:21:40):
I'm still not watching football. I'm not giving up football
on Sunday. I would get sex.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
No way.

Speaker 9 (01:21:44):
We had month?

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Did we don't?

Speaker 9 (01:21:48):
Even?

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:21:50):
You really did? That was a horrible one. You didn't
threaten us.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
With nothing football?

Speaker 9 (01:21:58):
Dun don't? Don't we find to watch this football? Six?

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
All right, old son?

Speaker 6 (01:22:06):
What Sunday?

Speaker 18 (01:22:09):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Would you rather eat s'mores or caramel apples for the
next thirty days?

Speaker 14 (01:22:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Them, smalls, that's.

Speaker 9 (01:22:16):
A lot of sugar, man, that's a lot of sugar
that can and all that that dipped in that caramel,
that's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
Yeah, we love those.

Speaker 9 (01:22:31):
If you do that, you get I'm gonna go down
give us because that's the only thing healthy to apples.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna add well, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Would you rather carve out of Would you rather carve
a pumpkin and clean out the pumpkin guts? Or would
you rather break the leaves from five front yards? Which one?

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Give me that pumpkin?

Speaker 9 (01:22:54):
Pump so clean for you?

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Everything?

Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
Twenty minutes?

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Yes, pumpkin good, It's okay, all right? Would you rather
not talk to your best friend again? Or would you
rather not talk to your favorite uncle?

Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
Give me be please?

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
You rather know family?

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
Fool?

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
You're not talking to your favorite uncle Junior.

Speaker 9 (01:23:19):
If you him, you wouldn't talk to him either. What's wrong?
I gotta talk to my uncle.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
He paid me.

Speaker 9 (01:23:28):
What you tell me?

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
You wouldn't talk to your favorite uncle junior? Okay, all right?
Pumpkin seeds or flower seeds or sunflower seeds?

Speaker 9 (01:23:38):
Sunflower sun flower, pumpkin seed? I don't know, sunflower seed,
pumpkin seed?

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
All right, Thank you guys. That's today's round of would
you rather? Coming up? At forty nine minutes after the hour,
it's the last break of the day, and we'll close
out the show right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
All right, guys, here we are on this Thursday, our
last break of the day. It's been a good day.
It's been a fun day. Yeah, learned a lot about
you guys today.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
What'd you learn?

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Well? I learned that Junior's not speaking to his uncle.
His uncle he won't speak to him, and that he's sexy.
Tommy deemed him sexy with him.

Speaker 10 (01:24:49):
And I thank you for that, Tommy. I appreciate it
because it feels great to be over here. I see
why you over here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
You are you feeling it now, Junior? You're feeling there.

Speaker 9 (01:24:59):
I'm over here and just waddling this boy in Georgia. Man,
what you think about all yourself up for Steve. I'm
I'm gonna tell I can't do that with him, no.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
More sexy when he comes back and all of a
sudden he's gonna be.

Speaker 10 (01:25:18):
I'm gonna tell him how ugly he is when he
gets back.

Speaker 6 (01:25:21):
Thank you that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Fixt your lips. I'm here for it. I'm here for it.
He's always talking about my eyes. I'm here for it.

Speaker 9 (01:25:36):
Why we are gonna have to? He just made me
be over there with him. I'm with Tommy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Now you're feeling that I like.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Ugly.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
What's the sexiest part about you?

Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
You think it's my soul right now? But I can
feel it coming out. Sure it's coming when we Right now,
I'm gonna get some baby oil and rub my own
chest down.

Speaker 9 (01:25:56):
I'm finna be oiler today.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Tell me what we can.

Speaker 9 (01:26:01):
I don't know if we'll ever be able to go
back to baby or baby oil.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
Yeah, I think so. It's kind of off.

Speaker 9 (01:26:07):
We don't do that over here and sexy you have?

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
You just need to put some lotion on us? Yeah,
I cannot say.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Give you some luber get you.

Speaker 14 (01:26:20):
I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
I didn't know the rules.

Speaker 9 (01:26:21):
I'm learning.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Tell me what's your sexiest thing. What's the most sexy
thing about you?

Speaker 9 (01:26:27):
I'm the whole.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
Package, surely, and that's what call was trying to. Okay,
let me just stop. Listen.

Speaker 9 (01:26:33):
I'm the whole package. Okay, top the bottom, all right,
it's all it's all sex.

Speaker 10 (01:26:38):
You know what, Tim, that's your close remarks. Tell everybody
how sex you with? Cue the music.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Listen.

Speaker 9 (01:26:48):
You know, it wasn't until I was about nine that
I discovered exactly how sexy I really was. And uh,
you know, when I got invited to the Sexy Meeting,
it was myself. It was more More's Chestnut, and we
always you know, it was all the sexy guys of Hollywood,
and we were all sitting around and just don't even

(01:27:13):
sure why you laughing? Sure, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
I was thinking about something else. I was thinking about
something else. You have already.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Me and Damsel. We just had lunch too long, is it, Damsel?

Speaker 9 (01:27:28):
Damn Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
Interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
I'll just tell you know all the you know, all
of you know, you know, all of us stick together,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Anyway?

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
Who else?

Speaker 9 (01:27:38):
So anyway, Diggs he always calling because you know when
we you know, when he's throwing parties.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
They want all the sexy people. Then I get to
call you know sometimes I know, sometime I don't more,
you don't see there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
It was more more.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
I said all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Yea Borso was he there?

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Boy?

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Yeah? Boys you know yeah no boys yeah yeah, yeah,
you know boys.

Speaker 9 (01:28:03):
You know, birls a little lighter than me, so he
really thinks, you know, don't worry about that. But anyway, Jalen,
well Jayleen, you know, he been playing balls. He ain't
been able to make the sexy busy. You've been little
litt bit. He ain't been able to make the sexy meetings.
But you know, when the sexy meetings are happening, I'm
just letting.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
You know that I'm there. You know what I mean,
I'm there. They have me.

Speaker 9 (01:28:25):
I'm I'm you know, I'm actually, you know, officiating some
of the meetings. You know what I'm saying. So, I
mean it's it's uh, you're in charge. Hey listen, if
you're not gonna put no spec on my sexy, just
back up. Just you know you're not accepting it. That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
It is a whole lot.

Speaker 9 (01:28:42):
I am the full package. You ain't seen nothing fifty
eight and this sexy now, you know, who we just accepted.
We just accepted the guy that's on uh Beauty and
Black mm hm oh yeah, Rico.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Ross Horace, the one that plays Horace.

Speaker 9 (01:29:04):
Yes, you know, yeah, yeah, we just brought Horrace in.
We just brought Horrace in, you know, welcome him to
the fold. Yes, you know, it's a lot of us.
So Junior, Junior, if you just, if you stay on track,
I'm gonna get you in to the sexy club.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
You know what I mean? To stay on track?

Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
Did you not even you took too long to get
to me. I thought I was coming to the meeting.
You got a lot of ugly to get off, see
uncle and ugly? Is you up so much? It's gonna
take me a minute to get you where you need
to be. It's okay, though, It's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
It's so called.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Was Michael there?

Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
All of us?

Speaker 14 (01:29:41):
Be there?

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Y'all? All of us? Why are y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
I didn't I didn't hear you say? Jim zell Or it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
Goes without speaking?

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Okay, what's his name?

Speaker 14 (01:29:54):
All this?

Speaker 7 (01:29:54):
Hodge?

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
Alex Cross? Was there?

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Aaron? Aaron? Pierre Fossil?

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
Was he there?

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Fossl was there? Yeah? Yeah, I told him I gotta.

Speaker 9 (01:30:04):
I told him, we gotta we gotta bring the eyebrows down.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
A live it. We gotta bring him down, you know
what I mean. Yeah, we're working with it. You know
what I mean.

Speaker 9 (01:30:11):
We're working with it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Brad Pitt, Come on, you know the sisters love Brad Pitt.

Speaker 14 (01:30:17):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 9 (01:30:17):
I love Brad Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
So yeah, it won't be long.

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
I'll be pulling Junior into the sexy fold and he'll
be able to hang out, you know. But you know,
but what can happen is Uncle Steve can't come back.
Because Steve can't come back, and you feel ugly again,
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Stay strong, strong? Does Lorenz take there? Because I'm trying
to figure out how were you in charge?

Speaker 9 (01:30:39):
Why are you asking about all these other people?

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Who was all there?

Speaker 9 (01:30:45):
So that's it, that's it. That's all of the sexy
we have for for this morning. But yeah, let me
ask you something. Can I I got a headache? So
if I can't take tied off, what can I take
I don't I don't I mean, should I just take it?
By all that, get rid of it? In the words
of my uncle, talk to God, he would love to

(01:31:05):
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